NationStates Jolt Archive

7,029,122 is now added to my population with these new territories making the total 23,479,122.

For reference my military population is rounded at 15,000,000 (A large percentage but most were former rebels of the Russian Liberation Front and are only in service for a small amount of time until the country fully stabilizes. After the RLF soldiers service time the Military population in five years would be 12,000,000)

I'd imagine. Apache's are like the worst thing that ever happened to the Main Battle Tank. The A-10 certainly makes it painful but the Apache is like death.

T-90 main gun fired missile can take out an apache from over 3 km away. But of course there are also Tunguskas and Patsirs. Those things are bloody amazing.

They were cool but it would of been better if you cut out the annoying Russian music and put in some Metellica. "Master of Puppets", "Unforgiven" or "Nothing Else Matters" sounds good with any war movie..in fact loop all three tracks together and WOW. I know it sound good cause i was listening to those songs on my Ipod while watching it and i totally marked out for Russia

In good news i finally fixed my computer. I can't believe im such a dumbass i been running this computer with a PCI Gefore 7600 GT OC in the video slot when my motherboard actually has PCIe 16X, So i bought the Radeon X1950! One of the best video games out there and now my games aren't freezing anymore and i have better picture all around! high Five

Yeah the last video I posted is a music clip by Tokio and they suck, they got a Georgian guy for a lead singer who can't even speak Russian without an accent. Kukriniksy though (2nd video) is a good band. And the first video its a good song but you really need to know Russian to appreciate it.

True now they can but in 1999 they couldn't, there is a Jane's magazine entry available on the web about this. Russia is working on third generation ERA by the way.

Fourth gen. K-5 is 3rd. The USARMY claims the new rounds for the sabot are well cleared for into the future. It'd be amazing to see what they can do against newer ERA.

7,029,122 is now added to my population with these new territories making the total 23,479,122.

For reference my military population is rounded at 15,000,000 (A large percentage but most were former rebels of the Russian Liberation Front and are only in service for a small amount of time until the country fully stabilizes. After the RLF soldiers service time the Military population in five years would be 12,000,000)

Noted.

T-90 main gun fired missile can take out an apache from over 3 km away. But of course there are also Tunguskas and Patsirs. Those things are bloody amazing.

That's why the Hellfire II has a range of 8km+

Following the National Cencus of 1.1.2007, the population figure of the Realm of Cotland is as follows:

Greater Norwegian Province: 58,950,000
Middle Eastern Province: 246,440,000
Caribbean Province: 200,000
Keralan Province: 32,075,000
Siberian Province: 55,000,000
Bjornoyan Province: 370,000,000
Arctic Province: 797,000
Crown Colonies: 38,000

Total = 764,300,000

Following the National Cencus of 1.1.2007, the population figure of the Realm of Cotland is as follows:

Greater Norwegian Province: 58,950,000
Middle Eastern Province: 246,440,000
Caribbean Province: 200,000
Keralan Province: 32,075,000
Siberian Province: 55,000,000
Bjornoyan Province: 370,000,000
Arctic Province: 797,000
Crown Colonies: 38,000

Total = 764,300,000

Adjusted as well.

Yo Lay is there like a spreadsheet that tells us all the populations?

That's why the Hellfire II has a range of 8km+

TOR-M1 can shoot those down and kill your helicopters.

Yo Lay is there like a spreadsheet that tells us all the populations?

Its on the regular spreadsheet, to the far right.

TOR-M1 can shoot those down and kill your helicopters.
True, but then again, TOR-M1 (or SA-15 Gauntlet as we western people know it as) isn't fired from the T-90...

Holy cow! That movie was something amazing. What movie?

Blood Diamond...

By the way Push, that's why we use the AGM-122 Sidearm :).

The Charter of the
The October Alliance

http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/Nation-States/General/toa-flag.jpg

Preamble

The October Alliance is an alliance of nations with common interests, common goals, and common ideals. The October Alliance is an alliance that is built upon individual sovereignty, morality, and the pursuit of commonality. It is an alliance that is first and foremost vested in the mutual protection of its member-states but is rooted deeply in international cooperation, peace, and prosperity, ideals to which are held paramount by this alliance and its member-states. The member-states of the October Alliance will be held to high esteem and must be of notable character, character which should not be superficial but should be deeply rooted in their beliefs and in their actions. The October Alliance stresses the individual sovereignty of each state and does not aim to put any member-state in harms way nor shall it infringe upon their individual sovereignty.


Article I: Naming and Definitions

Section I: The name of this alliance shall be "The October Alliance", abbreviated henceforth as "T.O.A.," "O.A.," "OA" or "TOA."
Section II: Each member of this alliance shall be henceforth known as a "member-state."
Section III: Each state in a trial period is henceforth known as a "trial-state."
Section IV: The oath of each member-state, upon joining this alliance shall be: I, (state name here), hereby agree to the aforementioned terms of The October Alliance. I pledge my full support to The October Alliance and its member-states without contestation and I shall do everything within the power to uphold and protect this charter, its member-states, and its ideals throughout the world.


Article II: Rights of Member-States

Section I: Each member-state of The October Alliance shall never have its sovereignty violated or infringed upon by this alliance or any member-state herein.
Section II: The domestic policies, agendas, programs, and actions of each member-state are held paramount and never should they be infringed upon unless they contradict the essence and nature of The October Alliance.
Section III: Each member-state can, at any position in time, request the help of alliance members whether it is for conflict, trade, resolution, or aide. Each member-state is obligated to provide as much help as they can afford without jeopardizing the stability, sustainability, and survivability of their own state and government.
Section IV: Each member-state must always look out for its own vested interests, placing its sustainability and survivability at the forefront. However, this does not exclude a member-state from its duties to its alliance members, unless during times of extreme domestic peril whereby the sustainability and survivability of the ruling government is in question.
Section V: The allies and enemies of each member-state do not necessarily have to be the allies and enemies of the alliance. However, an unwarranted attack upon a member-state by one of said states will make it an enemy of this alliance.
Section VI: Each member-state has the right to accept or deny assistance from other member-states in the event of crisis.
Section VII: Each member-state has the right to deny the direct involvement of its forces to another member-state in instances of offensive war.
Section VIII: Each member-state has the right to accept a position of neutrality in instances where offensive war is being waged by another member-state but this neutrality cannot be superficial.


Article III: Membership Obligations

Section I: No member-state can actively or passively engage in the support of terrorism or communism within its borders and as such, communist and terrorist states cannot be admitted to this alliance.
Section II: No member-state shall seek unwarranted war with another member-state of this alliance nor shall it seek unwarranted war with any other state outside of this alliance, especially if doing so could jeopardize the sovereignty, sustainability, and survivability of member-states and this alliance.
Section III: No member-state shall seek to use nuclear, chemical, biological, or radiological weapons as an offensive weapon against other states throughout the world.
Section IV: No member-state shall seek to undermine the sovereignty, sustainability, and survivability of another member-state within this alliance.
Section V: No member-state shall question or infringe upon the governmental system and style of another member-state unless it actively or passively supports terrorism or communism within its borders.
Section VI: No member-state shall, at any time, put this alliance in jeopardy by divulging secret and classified information that is held within the alliance proper.
Section VII: No member-state shall, at any time, disrespect the domestic laws and decrees of another member-state nor shall it promote any doing of such.
Section VIII: No member-state shall, at any time, supply, arm, support, or assist a belligerent against another member-state nor shall it supply, arm, support, or assist an insurrectionist group who acts against another member-state.
Section IX: No member-state shall, at any time, promote the fall or collapse of a government of another member-state, nor shall it wage covert war or conduct acts of espionage against another member-state.
Section X: No member-state shall allow another member-state to be taken over, whether through revolution, coup, or outside intervention by forces that are hostile to the member-state, this alliance, and the ruling government, unless it is the will of the ruling government.


Article IV: Justice Obligations

Section I: All member-states shall respect and abide by each others' domestic laws and decrees while in said member-states.
Section II: All member-states shall extradite all criminals of each others' member-states, should they take refuge in their respective territories and all punishments shall be respected, regardless of the severity of them.
Section III: All member-states shall share information and intelligence concerning criminal entities such as but not limited to organized mafias, drug cartels, terrorist groups, and crime syndicates with respective member-states.
Section IV: All member-states shall maintain a unified database of convicted felons and dangerous criminals so that their flight from prosecution shall be interrupted, should it ever happen.


Article V: Military Obligations

Section I: All member-states are bound henceforth under the concept of a mutual defense pact. An attack upon one member-state is an attack upon the alliance as a whole and it should be treated as such.
Section II: In situations where a member-state is attacked, that member-state has the right to accept or deny help by member-states.
Section III: In situations where a member-state is attacked, other member-states have a duty and an obligation to assist that state by whatever means necessary to repel aggressors unless doing so jeopardizes the sustainability and survivability of that member-state, in which instances, the member-state is still obligated by duty to provide whatever assistance it can provide to the survivability and sustainability of the attacked member-state.
Section IV: All member-states shall establish military bases within each others' respective lands and promote fly-over and transport rights to all member-states. The quantity and size of deployed forces is at the discretion of both parties.
Section V: All member-states shall always make their military installations open to each others' respective forces equally in both times of peace and war. The exception to this includes only highly classified military facilities and installations.
Section VI: All member-states are required to share intelligence with each other pertaining to enemies, allies, and neutral states, especially in times when said intelligence could include evidence of upcoming attacks and plans as well as other alliances, particularly pacts and agreements between mutual enemies and allies.
Section VII: All member-states shall share equipment and technology with each other with the exception of classified military projects, which can be divulged at the discretion of the owning member-state. All sales of military equipment to other member-states shall be sold with a twenty-five (25) percent discount.
Section VIII: In instances where a member-state enters into conflict with the ally of another member-state, it is the option of the member-state to not wage war against that ally. In instances where there is a coalition of enemy nations and only some are allies and not others, the member-state may choose to engage other enemy forces and limit their involvement. However, a member-state shall always put its duty to its fellow member-states at the highest regard though it should not be forced into a position whereby its sovereignty, sustainability, and survivability are put in question. Neither should any member-state forcibly put another member-state into such a position.
Section IX: In situations where intercontinental, theater, or submarine based missiles are launched upon a member-state, it is the duty and obligation of member-states, if capable, to engage, intercept, and shoot down said missiles. A member-state shall do everything within its power to ensure that an inbound missile is not allowed to hit its target. All missiles of such capabilities shall be always regarded as nuclear, chemical, biological, or radiological and should they be conventional, they will not be regarded as such.


Article VI: Trade Obligations

Section I: All member-states are required to establish embassies within each others' respective lands. Consulates shall be established as well but are at the discretion of both parties.
Section II: All member-states are required to sign a free trade agreement with each other, supporting the ideals of cultural exchange, free trade, and commerce.
Section III: All member-states have the right to limit the amount of materials traded if it poses a clear and present danger to the survivability and sustainability of the member-state.\
Section IV: All member-states are obligated to protect the trade routes and trade vessels of each others' nations from but not limited to piracy, crime, terrorism, and hostile actions.


Article VII: Immigration and Emigration

Section I: All member-states, as a condition of the free trade agreement, shall agree to place minimal travel restrictions and travel quotas upon other member-states so as to not impede the flow of tourism and commerce and to promote further trade and prosperity between alliance members. However, in times of heightened domestic security, member-states shall have the option of protecting national interests by whatever means necessary but shall agree not to infringe or impede upon the basic travel between member-states.
Section II: Each member-state shall allow citizens of other member-states shorter waiting periods and less restrictions for citizenship to their respective member-state, unless the individual can violate or infringe upon the national security of the member-state.
Section III: The October Alliance shall set no maximum on the number of citizenships its member-state's citizens may hold within The October Alliance.
Section IV: All immigrants or emigrants of a member-state shall, if they commit criminal acts, be tried the same as naturalized or born citizens of the respective member-state and member-states may have the option to request that their nationals, if found guilty of their crimes, serve their sentences in their homelands.
Section V: Citizens of each, individual member-state shall be regarded as a different class of immigrants or emigrants and shall be regarded more highly than immigrants or emigrants from non-member-states.


Article VIII: Voting

Section I: Each member-state shall have one (1) vote on issues.
Section II: All issues of voting shall require a simple majority to pass.
Section III: Each member-state can mount one (1) appeal to any issues that are passed without their approval and that appeal can only be brought if concerns raised are concerns not raised during initial voting.
Section IV: In instances where voting takes place and a majority is obtained before all member-states can vote and regardless of their vote, it shall not cause a majority in the other direction, the issue is, by default, passed.
Section V: In instances where the continued membership of a member-state is in question, the voting majority shall move from a simple majority to more than seventy-five (75) percent. The member-state, in question, shall not have the right to vote in this instance but can retain its right to appeal.


Article IX: Membership

Section I: States may only be eligible for membership if they are recommended by a member-state of this alliance, who shall present their case and the reasoning why they believe they should be a member-state of this alliance.
Section II: Should a state be accepted through vote and become a member-state it shall enter a thirty (30) day trial period. If the trial-state is shown to contradict the ideals of The October Alliance, its membership will be discontinued by a majority vote of the alliance. If the trial-state does not contradict the ideals of this alliance and its character upheld, it shall be entitled to full benefits of this alliance.
Section III: Each trial-state is not guaranteed the full provisions of this charter and alliance but is entitled to mutual defense and unhindered diplomatic relations.
Section IV: Membership, once obtained, is lifetime and shall not be repealed unless by choice or forcible expulsion.


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Alright I see that Spiz owns part of Philippines but no map shows what part.

Alright I see that Spiz owns part of Philippines but no map shows what part.

Good question. I'd ask him. Got no clue.

I'm ranked 60th on the Jolt forums (out of 5,612) for post count. Spam-O-Matic!

Alright I see that Spiz owns part of Philippines but no map shows what part.

It's Palawan Island if I'm not mistaken, since I own the rest of the Philippines.

Will the UER's waters soon be host to some Russian vessels, or shall the UER just get extremely outraged at Spiz's use of nukes and take back an island which is pretty much surrounded by our territory?

OK- You wanted this graphic done for your news agency, here you are:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/KNN-Eurasia.gif


Check out the second part of this post, Exordium. Its a bit different!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12221483&postcount=100

Does anyone notice something here...back when Pantheaa held yemen it was united under one flag. Now its divided into east and west like Germany after WW2. Im not saying this to get Yemen back..im just saying that if this were RL people in Yemen would of had fond memories of the peace and prosperty that occured under Pantheans Communist empire..it kind of makes the Commies look like the good guys. No threats of war nor division under Pantheaa..now its division and war.

Of course Pantheaa is no longer Communist...but the king does what to forge a empire. An "Empire of good intentions" as the British use to call their empire

It's Palawan Island if I'm not mistaken, since I own the rest of the Philippines.

Will the UER's waters soon be host to some Russian vessels, or shall the UER just get extremely outraged at Spiz's use of nukes and take back an island which is pretty much surrounded by our territory?

Both work, I am already happy getting Severnaya Zemlya and the Baker out of this, hey I'll even help you out, be a good show of our good relations.

I was just thinking about that Yemen thing myself. I reckon it would be ok in Rome's area, but the confederacy idea in an already divided nation, that could cause trouble.

By the way Pushka, I got a question (or two) for you:
That nutcase Chavez in Venezuela has been buying som Russian equipment and I'm just wondering what its like. They got two Su-30MKV's, are they new and are they any good? They also recently put Mi-35M2's into service, what are they (are they a new type of Hind?) and are they any good?

To give a show of good faith maybe an alliance is in order? I would be willing to open talks with your nation, maybe a trade agreement or you can go into buisiness with World Tech. for military technology needs. Hey if you want to make a little extra cash, sponser the IMCI (Internation marijuana Cultivation Industry) you don't have to smoke it to get the money.

An Alliance, no, that's too strong, a Non-Aggression Pact i could agree to however.

I was just thinking about that Yemen thing myself. I reckon it would be ok in Rome's area, but the confederacy idea in an already divided nation, that could cause trouble.

By the way Pushka, I got a question (or two) for you:
That nutcase Chavez in Venezuela has been buying som Russian equipment and I'm just wondering what its like. They got two Su-30MKV's, are they new and are they any good? They also recently put Mi-35M2's into service, what are they (are they a new type of Hind?) and are they any good?

Su-30 is the best that is offered by Russia right now and a very capable aircraft, very capable. It's 4.5 generation, which is a big jump for them. The Mi-35 is just an export version of the Mi-24V Hind-E, not really new but it can fire ATGMs.

Both work, I am already happy getting Severnaya Zemlya and the Baker out of this, hey I'll even help you out, be a good show of our good relations.

Nobody said anything about Severnaya Zemlya. I'm talking about the New Siberian Islands. Big difference.

Nobody said anything about Severnaya Zemlya. I'm talking about the New Siberian Islands. Big difference.

Hmm, oh well, still good although Severnaya Zemlya would be much better, oh well now I'll have some islands off your coast just like you have some off of mine. Plus there is always a possibility of me buying those off your hands in the future, correct?

I was just thinking about that Yemen thing myself. I reckon it would be ok in Rome's area, but the confederacy idea in an already divided nation, that could cause trouble.

By the way Pushka, I got a question (or two) for you:
That nutcase Chavez in Venezuela has been buying som Russian equipment and I'm just wondering what its like. They got two Su-30MKV's, are they new and are they any good? They also recently put Mi-35M2's into service, what are they (are they a new type of Hind?) and are they any good?

Yeah like Lay said, Su-30MKV is a big improvement over the old versions of F-15s and 16s that they got right now. Mi-35 is also a very good helicopter, its a modification of the legendary Mi-24 Hind that can pack quite a punch against infantry as was shown during Soviet war in Afghanistan. One Hind + four missile packs + on board machine gun = hundreds of dead Afghanies.

Yeah like Lay said, Su-30MKV is a big improvement over the old versions of F-15s and 16s that they got right now. Mi-35 is also a very good helicopter, its a modification of the legendary Mi-24 Hind that can pack quite a punch against infantry as was shown during Soviet war in Afghanistan. One Hind + four missile packs + on board machine gun = hundreds of dead Afghanies.

Indeed over the F-15s and F-16s, the Su-30 will win hands down. The AIM-120 gives them a good advantage but the R-77 and the radar of the Su-30 edge it out in front. Perhaps when the AIM-120D comes out then things will change but that is neither here nor there. Now what is interesting is that the radar used on the Block 60 F-16s is HIGHLY advanced and could even out the score even for old vs. brand-new technology because it is a phased array system like that of both the F-22 and the F-35.

The Mi-24 is perhaps one of the most rugged and toughest attack helicopters out there and it can carry a good amount of ammunition but its very vulnerable because it is not very agile and we have seen them torn apart by Stinger missiles. Improvements have been made and they use IR jammers and many flares but they still belch out a lot of heat because of their necessarily powerful engines. The ones Venezuela received are, in retrospect to other versions, middle of the road. If they were to get the more advanced Hind's, they would be doing better but having the Su-30s definitely gives them something.

An Alliance, no, that's too strong, a Non-Aggression Pact i could agree to however.

I am up for that, suppose we could do this without a meeting right?

"Воспоминания"

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12223022#post12223022

I would like to invoke D13 status.

Lay and Pushka, thanks for that info. I used to be all up on the Russian equipment but I got bored, my forte now is American and Israeli stuff.

Yeah we can do without a meeting.

Lay and Pushka, thanks for that info. I used to be all up on the Russian equipment but I got bored, my forte now is American and Israeli stuff.

I think my government is going to switch out to Israel stuff as well except for the Scar-11 which is our service rifle. I don't care if my economy under goes Hyper-inflation cause of all the sudden changes ive been making..I WANT ISRAEL'S TOYS

Speaking of hyper inflation was playing Superpowers 2 for PC and i was playing Canada. I caused one the biggest hyper inflation ever. It was kind of funny cause all of a sudden all my prices start shooting up like crazy. Had to spent like the next 20 years trying to fix it, had to cut back on every social program imagiable no more free healthcare. That game is fun if your into micro management but its low on action which is why it got such negative reviews according to the company who made it..it was based off a program used by the CIA to demostrate possiable situations in different countries

Sounds a bit like Anno 1701, you've got like islands similar in size and shape and layout to Hawaii randomly generated on each map and you have to exploit them economically to make your population happy and prosperous, and to advance themselves. Its stressful at times but teaches some good economic lessons.

Israel's toys aren't the most expensive though Pantheaa, why do you think they keep using the M60 as a base for more advanced armor and electronics? Its a proven vehicle that needs very little maintenance and will last for ages. Thats what they were built for. So in the case of the Magach 6L or the newer Sabra they use an M60 hull and engine and concentrate on more important things like armor, weaponry and overall design. There are some excellent books and papers on Israel's military theories, you can find them on the net if you look hard enough. The Israeli military is very enterprising, above all else, and always ready to make money via exports these days. The Tavor rifle for example, India bought an 'undisclosed' number, hinting that they may be ready to re-arm their military with Israeli rifles. Thats a big order, considering India are the third biggest military in the world!

This is kinda embarrassing to ask, but if anyone has a Free Trade Agreement with the UER, could you send me a TG to say so? I just went looking and realised that my list was lost when I had to reboot my computer.

Panth, Superpower 2 is quite fun, I've had it for a while. My most recent attempt was playing as the Democratic Republic of Congo, and the economy tanked so badly I lost the game.....after a month of in-game time. There was barely any time to start reforms, let alone see them through. I've had more success as North Korea (not that they lasted long either; I always try to play an iffy nation to see if I can do any good. It never works).

This is kinda embarrassing to ask, but if anyone has a Free Trade Agreement with the UER, could you send me a TG to say so? I just went looking and realised that my list was lost when I had to reboot my computer.

Panth, Superpower 2 is quite fun, I've had it for a while. My most recent attempt was playing as the Democratic Republic of Congo, and the economy tanked so badly I lost the game.....after a month of in-game time. There was barely any time to start reforms, let alone see them through. I've had more success as North Korea (not that they lasted long either; I always try to play an iffy nation to see if I can do any good. It never works).

Superpower 2 was great. I unified Ireland :). Haha!

Official Announcement

The Russian Federation and the Armed Republic of Soviet Bloc will participate in an embassy exchange.

I think it's time for our Second World Cup

http://theforsakenoutlaw.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=518

Go and enjoy.

I think it's time for our Second World Cup

http://theforsakenoutlaw.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=518

Go and enjoy.

awesome, I can't wait for this. After this I think im going to start up my own personal Nationals Interest thread for the USR National Futbol League, maybe even get in some other sports stuff to give my nation a little more color I suppose.

I was just thinking about that Yemen thing myself. I reckon it would be ok in Rome's area, but the confederacy idea in an already divided nation, that could cause trouble.

I think I was the one who divided it, actually; but I was near the limit at that time (as I always am) and I would have taken it all if I wasn't. I think it was a D12 or free claim, I'm not sure. Could be an interesting storyline though. Who has the other part?

I think it's time for our Second World Cup

http://theforsakenoutlaw.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=518

Go and enjoy.

Alright! Bring it on! Question what is up with that Soccer bullshit? Call the sport by its real name aka Football or atleast European Football or Futball or better yet "Best Sport on the Planet" or "The real football" or "The game called football that doesn't involve large men in tight pants humping each other" or "The Real Man's Sport". All of those would work.

I think I was the one who divided it, actually; but I was near the limit at that time (as I always am) and I would have taken it all if I wasn't. I think it was a D12 or free claim, I'm not sure. Could be an interesting storyline though. Who has the other part?

You bought it from me in exchange for Jordan actually. Anyway, Spizania has the other part and he's currently being pounded by the might of the Cottish war-machine. You might want to watch it.

(in my best Bill Lumbergh impression) Uhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaahhhh


i think im getting out of the Yemen war while i can....let the big nations duke it out for an insufficient strip of land. Pantheans soldiers don't die for land. They die for patriotism

Better to be a nation going nowhere then a nation that views your people as cannon fodder

I still pledge vocal support for the Russian Fed and Kreynoria though

Inspired by RL China...Pantheaa is proud to annouce that we will be developing a satellite kill missle as well

Anti-satelite missiles aren't anything knew thats why I have a satelite protection network and had it now for over a year and a half.

Well, since RL China has it, there's no excuse for the UER to hold out anymore. We too shall have an anti-satellite missile program, bigger and badder than anything that RL China could pull off. Everything's bigger in the UER; housing, propaganda posters/screens, pro-government rallies, military expenditure, the collective ego of the leadership, the personality cult surrounding the nation's leader....

Anyhoo, is Lay the only one I have an FTA with? He's the only one who's responded to my plea for information.

Well, since RL China has it, there's no excuse for the UER to hold out anymore. We too shall have an anti-satellite missile program, bigger and badder than anything that RL China could pull off. Everything's bigger in the UER; housing, propaganda posters/screens, pro-government rallies, military expenditure, the collective ego of the leadership, the personality cult surrounding the nation's leader....

Anyhoo, is Lay the only one I have an FTA with? He's the only one who's responded to my plea for information.

The amount of children you kill to keep 'population control', the time in prison you give to those who disobey population control laws the guns you use to enforce laws that are obviously outrageous but keep you citizens in line because they know they will be shot...yeah are those aspects of your type of China?

I need some FTA's with people, so far I don't think I have a single one and I don't think thats good for my economy. Anyone want an FTA?

Arent you all jumping the gun, i believe in total enemy warships sunk, im winning, even with my post that im working up now, mainly cause ive yet to commit a capital warship to action. And Ground Equipment losses are still fairly minor, atleast until you respond to my response

Attention Russian Territory holders.

After seeing Pushka's joy in the World cup and after seeing all those who wish to participate I was thinking of making a Russian league so that way we can oversee future competition. I was thinking we would be able to submit multiple teams for your nations held Russian territories and it can be run the same way the world cup is ran only with Russians instead of the world. This way we can give some color to your nations team by presenting them as the Russian League winners or runner ups and such so when you team goes to the World Cup it already has some interest in it.

Also a way to promote diplomacy maybe?

Well, since RL China has it, there's no excuse for the UER to hold out anymore. We too shall have an anti-satellite missile program, bigger and badder than anything that RL China could pull off. Everything's bigger in the UER; housing, propaganda posters/screens, pro-government rallies, military expenditure, the collective ego of the leadership, the personality cult surrounding the nation's leader....

Anyhoo, is Lay the only one I have an FTA with? He's the only one who's responded to my plea for information.

Mari check your TGs

Attention Russian Territory holders.

After seeing Pushka's joy in the World cup and after seeing all those who wish to participate I was thinking of making a Russian league so that way we can oversee future competition. I was thinking we would be able to submit multiple teams for your nations held Russian territories and it can be run the same way the world cup is ran only with Russians instead of the world. This way we can give some color to your nations team by presenting them as the Russian League winners or runner ups and such so when you team goes to the World Cup it already has some interest in it.

Also a way to promote diplomacy maybe?

That'd be cool.

By the way Pantheaa, here is a decent website dedicated to Israeli weaponry:

www.israeli-weapons.com

Its not a bad website, about the only one dedicated solely to Israeli armor. Its limited in some respects, and doesn't show the myriad of APC's/IFV's the Israelis have in service, nor does it have info on the Sabra MBT, but it does have a lengthy article on the Magach 7 which is basically the Sabra's twin.

Make sure you check out the D9R, their big Bulldozer. Its an absolute monster:
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/vehicles/engineer_vehicles/bulldozers/d9.jpg
Its actually made/designed by Caterpillar but the Israelis have made it their own with all its armor and upgrades.

Caterpillar got into big trouble about those bulldozers, protests and blockades of the factory gates by people opposed to there use against pallestinian buildings

The amount of children you kill to keep 'population control', the time in prison you give to those who disobey population control laws the guns you use to enforce laws that are obviously outrageous but keep you citizens in line because they know they will be shot...yeah are those aspects of your type of China?

Nah, the UER has no population laws. The people wouldn't stick to it, and the government couldn't be bothered to try and police it.

If you want an FTA, the UER would be more than happy to oblige.

Pushka, I've read it and replied.

I need some FTA's with people, so far I don't think I have a single one and I don't think thats good for my economy. Anyone want an FTA?

You have a FTA with me at least thats what im going to write in the International trade RP

From your comment following UER its obvious you are anti communist..you are sort of like British Socialism, anti USSR but still leftist

Caterpillar got into big trouble about those bulldozers, protests and blockades of the factory gates by people opposed to there use against pallestinian buildings

Thats the bulldozer that ran over Rachel Corries ass! HAHA

Just a remark about the ITC:

I'm the person officially coordinating the details, and I've realized that this getting pretty freaking complicated. I hope that no one is expecting this thing soon, because it's going to take some time for me to build a workable XLS format for this [thankfully, the basics are already set...].

As far as trade markets go, I would please ask that you NOT include items that you do not sell publicly, because it just clutters up space.

You have a FTA with me at least thats what im going to write in the International trade RP

From your comment following UER its obvious you are anti communist..you are sort of like British Socialism, anti USSR but still leftist

Im not anti-communism (If your talking to me) Thing is I admire communistic policies but I think they went to far, I want to personally establish a sytem that combines Communism with a new system I havn't yet thought up a name for. Kinda a democratic socialism thing but if I actually find a way for this to work I'll post it here to see whatcha guys think.

Alright! Bring it on! Question what is up with that Soccer bullshit? Call the sport by its real name aka Football or atleast European Football or Futball or better yet "Best Sport on the Planet" or "The real football" or "The game called football that doesn't involve large men in tight pants humping each other" or "The Real Man's Sport". All of those would work.

Soccer to us Americans. We've got football (boring game) already.

Inspired by RL China...Pantheaa is proud to annouce that we will be developing a satellite kill missle as well

Yeah nothing new, they're about 40 years too late...

Well, since RL China has it, there's no excuse for the UER to hold out anymore. We too shall have an anti-satellite missile program, bigger and badder than anything that RL China could pull off. Everything's bigger in the UER; housing, propaganda posters/screens, pro-government rallies, military expenditure, the collective ego of the leadership, the personality cult surrounding the nation's leader....

Anyhoo, is Lay the only one I have an FTA with? He's the only one who's responded to my plea for information.

I'm good like that.

Just a remark about the ITC:

I'm the person officially coordinating the details, and I've realized that this getting pretty freaking complicated. I hope that no one is expecting this thing soon, because it's going to take some time for me to build a workable XLS format for this [thankfully, the basics are already set...].

As far as trade markets go, I would please ask that you NOT include items that you do not sell publicly, because it just clutters up space.

Let me know if you need help.

Mari I think me and you have an FTA since back in the day.

Jury duty...urgh...good thing I have a legitimate excuse to postpone it.

Concerning the whole 'Threat' of the shoot down of the Nerotikan Delegate to the International Trade Convention, I have only this to say.

Hirg, it is with-in no power for which you nor your collective of butt fuckers to decide whether or not who is a rogue state and who should be recognized on any level. Because you and this small, ineffective collective view Nerotika as a 'Defunct Rogue State' does not constitute that you shall with-hold all UN like powers over such matters. In other words, you would be in violation of any international law which would exist by-proxy for you would be doing this -

Intervening in a Peaceful Accordance over which matters greatly effect Civilians. In other words, you'd be stalling an only Peaceful meeting. You don't know if any other 'meetings' may or shall occur behind the curtains, but because you may OOCly know or are very paranoid does not constitute you the right as God over how someone else's hosted meeting shall work out because you apparently have such a small enough mind to think you are the big almighty and may go around the globe shooting any plane down that looks suspicious.

Just because this is Earth II and your Dalai Lhama the Layarteb owns Earth II does not mean that the People of Earth II have no power over what he will allow you to do and what not to do because of your or his or your collective's fucking paranoias. You walk a very thing line over such issues, and it is to my amazement no one has amassed to tell you to Shut The Fuck Up.

Big fucking whoop, you're an Irishman. That doesn't mean you go away Scott-free because that is why you have issues. I promise you this -

Fall through with it and you will see your self in a very painful position. Your edicts over such lands will look like such fragile little nodes for which will have no power. A fury will be unleashed upon you for which no one could have ever imagined, and you will be laying to bed each night hoping that every day such chaos exists that your Mighty Master will protect you. You will realize the frailty of your Collective, the Weaknesses of your allies, the Power for which you claim will finally prove none existant.

Will this happen as an immediate punishment, or something endured over time. Or is it simply a way to instill you even more paranoia, for you are the weaker minded.

Good day.


Wow

Click here (http://nerotika.justgotowned.com)

Q: This happens April 2, 2007?
A: New York Yankees Home Opener!

Q: This happens April 2, 2007?
A: New York Yankees Home Opener!

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is released...

Hehehe...I saw a few in-game pics today. Anyone fancy a look at them?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is released...

The greatest of all days for the FPS gaming community.

Oh yeah Cot is transferring the New Siberian Islands to me, Cot please confirm.

Here's some pictures from STALKER:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER1.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER2.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER3.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER4.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER5.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER6.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER7.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER8.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER9.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/STALKER10.jpg


The modified AK's look sweet, that one with the SVD sight looks class! I just hope it turns out to be everything people have been waiting for, its been in development for so damn long.

From what I read in the game you have to do shit like eating and sleeping or you won't survive, something about passing out or your vision getting blurry I think thats the way they do it. Might have thrown that idea away though I don't know.

Jury duty...urgh...good thing I have a legitimate excuse to postpone it.

Well have fun with this shitty endeavor.

From what I read in the game you have to do shit like eating and sleeping or you won't survive, something about passing out or your vision getting blurry I think thats the way they do it. Might have thrown that idea away though I don't know.

If the game isn't the best game in the world I will declare war on Ukraine and you're helping me!

The greatest of all days for the FPS gaming community.

Yes it shall be but that is March 20 something.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is released...

Nope something else :)

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is released...

I'll still be playing World of Warcraft

I'll still be playing World of Warcraft

Until you realize that all of E2 is multiplayering Stalker :)

Which reminds me. Push. You and me. One on one. However it is (LOL).

I'll still be playing World of Warcraft

Blasphemy! He's a witch stone him!

Until you realize that all of E2 is multiplayering Stalker :)

Which reminds me. Push. You and me. One on one. However it is (LOL).

Sadly that might have to wait, my computer isn't that great and I just paid the tuition, about half of my every pay check goes towards food, gas and cigarettes and I also need to keep around 700 bucks to go to Russia and get hammered this summer. So I highly doubt I'll have the system requirements this spring, might have to wait till fall. I suck, I know.

Sadly that might have to wait, my computer isn't that great and I just paid the tuition, about half of my every pay check goes towards food, gas and cigarettes and I also need to keep around 700 bucks to go to Russia and get hammered this summer. So I highly doubt I'll have the system requirements this spring, might have to wait till fall. I suck, I know.

Dude you act like you have a choice in the matter. Save that money to go to Ukraine because if the game sucks, like I said, we're going to annihilate them. Whole country. Civilians, farms, cows, ants for all I care!

Forgot to mention people: Neuvo Rica has traded me Campeche and Quintana Roo in Mexico (#4 & #22). It will go through when he comes on and verifies (yes even I have to wait for verification).

Aight Lay, but if we gonna go genecidal on Ukraine I get the Western part, those damn Polish!

Aight Lay, but if we gonna go genecidal on Ukraine I get the Western part, those damn Polish!

I'll give you the whole country.

Doing some calculations on my WMD forces...it is insane how much I have...(I have almost 5x what the peak amt of megatonnage in the world was).

Blasphemy! He's a witch stone him!

To say such is to be such of such which you such say...

I'll give you the whole country.

Hey whoa if I help any chance on me getting a piece...anyway this game looks nice though and I know someone's gunna bitch me out for this, I had not heard of it till today...

Sadly that might have to wait, my computer isn't that great and I just paid the tuition, about half of my every pay check goes towards food, gas and cigarettes and I also need to keep around 700 bucks to go to Russia and get hammered this summer. So I highly doubt I'll have the system requirements this spring, might have to wait till fall. I suck, I know.

If they have it Russia get a Radeon 1950x PRO as your video card..its an PCIe so i don't know if you have that. But looks awesome and makes your games look awesome

Watch out for the animals in Chernobyl Pushka and Lay, they ain't scared of humans no more, so even like squirrels and stuff will flip you off if you get in their way...evil little bastards...

Guys, just give you a heads up, this post of mine is turning into one of the longest ive ever written, its getting on for the length of the one i wrote for when Praetonia went all Pearl Harboury on my Fleet.
Whats the possesive of Cotland?

Oh yeah Cot is transferring the New Siberian Islands to me, Cot please confirm.
Confirming.
Nope something else :)
Hmm.....
Guys, just give you a heads up, this post of mine is turning into one of the longest ive ever written, its getting on for the length of the one i wrote for when Praetonia went all Pearl Harboury on my Fleet.
Whats the possesive of Cotland?
You mean the plural and shit of Cotland?

Cotland [noun, singular]; Cottish [noun, plural]
(a) Cot, Cots [verb, singular]; Cots, (all the) Cots [verb, plural]

At least I think that's it. It's been a while since I took English grammar..


Just remember that I've launched a massive attack on all your Yemeni defenses. Good luck.

Alright I updated both Ascension & Against All Enemies. It's been almost a week so I figured I might as well do it (truth of the matter was I forgot about them).

Cobalt Salted weapons? Yay, im not the only one to have them in my arsenal.
The size of my nuclear arsenal is a little distorted by the presence of several ultrablack projects that i dont dare tell anyone about.

Cobalt Salted weapons? Yay, im not the only one to have them in my arsenal.
The size of my nuclear arsenal is a little distorted by the presence of several ultrablack projects that i dont dare tell anyone about.

Yeah the Empire, sadly, has the ability to annihilate all life on planet Earth without so much as batting an eyelash.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11810569&postcount=43
WMD stats

FYI: My Doomsday IXN & SGM-200s are not in E2

Yeah the Empire, sadly, has the ability to annihilate all life on planet Earth without so much as batting an eyelash.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11810569&postcount=43
WMD stats

FYI: My Doomsday IXN & SGM-200s are not in E2

Its alright Lay don't feel said, I got about 50000 nukes thats enough to destroy the world what 2, 4 times? About your 100 Mt nukes though, you made it very clear that you want to go after the suburbs. What have the suburbs ever done to you? People there will still die from radiation if you nuke a town with a 20 Mt.

Its alright Lay don't feel said, I got about 50000 nukes thats enough to destroy the world what 2, 4 times? About your 100 Mt nukes though, you made it very clear that you want to go after the suburbs. What have the suburbs ever done to you? People there will still die from radiation if you nuke a town with a 20 Mt.

Well the 100s serve 2 purposes: the most protected military facilities will be destroyed & complete and utter destruction of a city and its suburbs.

It's more or less a total annihilation thin.

From what I read in the game you have to do shit like eating and sleeping or you won't survive, something about passing out or your vision getting blurry I think thats the way they do it. Might have thrown that idea away though I don't know.

At least it'll be accurate. For ages I've always wondered how all these characters can survive without sleeping or eating. I know it's fantasy but c'mon, there are limits.

At least it'll be accurate. For ages I've always wondered how all these characters can survive without sleeping or eating. I know it's fantasy but c'mon, there are limits.

Its simple, they survive by eating their tongue over and over and over then drinking the blood that spews out from it...:D

SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE

A new series from The War Against Drugs. It'll be in parts, the first few being a sort of stalker/slasher/survival story. Part One just sets the scene, introduces a few characters:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12239167&postcount=260

Its simple, they survive by eating their tongue over and over and over then drinking the blood that spews out from it...:D

That might suffice for a day...you only have one tongue, after all. Unless you just cut your tongue and drink from that- the Mongols did drink the blood of their own horses.

EDIT- I don't know how many of you have been following "The Winter War" but my crazy war just got a whole lot crazier. (If anyone wants to join in, TG me first- I have a storyline going that I don't want disrupted)

That might suffice for a day...you only have one tongue, after all. Unless you just cut your tongue and drink from that- the Mongols did drink the blood of their own horses.

EDIT- I don't know how many of you have been following "The Winter War" but my crazy war just got a whole lot crazier. (If anyone wants to join in, TG me first- I have a storyline going that I don't want disrupted)

Yeah but see, their tongues would respawn...lol. I've played so many FPS games that I think i've lost my respect for Human life. "Oh crap he's been shot...eh oh well he'll respawn later." Something I can see myself saying in the future.

At least it'll be accurate. For ages I've always wondered how all these characters can survive without sleeping or eating. I know it's fantasy but c'mon, there are limits.

Well then you'll probably have to pee once in awhile as well

I just finished Part Two of SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE.


By the way, Lay, were the results of the E2 Awards not supposed to have been posted on the 19th?

Q: This happens April 2, 2007?
A: New York Yankees Home Opener!

ehh, this works better if you don't include the answer in white... [not everyone has white screens...]

just an FYI, I'm starting up school, so I might not log on to EII for long stretches at a time [as I might have been doing...] - but I still have my interest peeked for this RP, so don't think that I've left [unless I really have, but then you really wouldn't know that I had left until it was too late anyway, or I'd tell you... gotta stop spieling...]

Yeah but see, their tongues would respawn...lol. I've played so many FPS games that I think i've lost my respect for Human life. "Oh crap he's been shot...eh oh well he'll respawn later." Something I can see myself saying in the future.

If that's not an argument for video game censorship, I don't know what is. :p

Well then you'll probably have to pee once in awhile as well

Well, an Egyptian man did once survive an earthquake by drinking his own pee, but since many of these missions would take months, I don't know if that would suffice.

I just finished Part Two of SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE.


By the way, Lay, were the results of the E2 Awards not supposed to have been posted on the 19th?

Whoppss I knew I forgot something, yeah either later or tomorrow.

ehh, this works better if you don't include the answer in white... [not everyone has white screens...]

Eh I went with the default.

Well then you'll probably have to pee once in awhile as well

I don't know how entertaining that will be. From what I read in Igromania then they sent their reporters to Ukraine to talk to the developing team that let them play a very rough beta version (this was back in 2004) the article says the gameplay is something like this (atleast the small part of it they experienced). You wake up in some old rusted garage and look outside, it rains lightly. You find a can of spam (Russians/Ukrainians love spam), open it up and get ready to dig in, suddenly you hear a scream somewhere in the distance, you assume that its some other STALKER getting swallowed up by one of the traveling packs of mutants (mutants all have their own characteristics, some fight and eat the others, some cooperate, they also move independently and in groups all over the city and outside of it sometimes fighting other mutants for territory) and ignore it. You eat your food take out your rifle and the new day begins. The article writer quickly ran into a super gravitational anomaly that squished and threw him 20 meters in the air. Anomalies are like special spots there weird shit happens that occur in different places, mutants themselves are not immune, I saw a video of a mutant accidentally walking into an anomaly after which it rose in the air and was squished by gravity. Anomalies are different, I know some are electrically based, I don't know the rest of them. Either way the game is completely not scripted, all the monsters and STALKERs are only controlled by their AI there is no triggers. The game I assume is very loosely based on a Soviet movie that goes by the same name, it wasn't about Chernobyl but in that movie there was a place called The Zone in which weird anomalies happened, and people who went inside it to research it were called STALKERs.

Oh dear god...I just heard one of the scariest things ever, it was Marilyn Manson singing "Hit me baby one more time." by Britney Spears...it was funny cause he made fun of the song but it was scary cause on some parts he actually tried to sing it o.O

The Empire has officially retired the C-18 Galaxy II. These were the biggest transports in the world (bigger than the An-225). So whomever has An-225s will regain the title of biggest transport.

I've also retired all of my AC-130 Spectre and Spooky gunships.

The following list is a list of aircraft, both fixed and rotary-wing, that are in storage throughout the Empire of Layarteb, in mothballs. They are held at various facilities, the largest of which being in Tennessee and Guyana. The aircraft are kept in good condition and are wrapped in strong, weather resistant plastic, to ensure that they are not damaged by the elements. They are routinely checked and inspected and sometimes they are cannabalized for parts but that is less often than usual.

Note: † denotes that the system listed is top-secret IC.


A-10C Thunderbolt II: 1,260
A-13A Viper†: 440
AC-130H Spectre: 28
AC-130U Spooky: 88
AH-1W Super Cobra: 192
AH-64D Apache Longbow: 3,032
AH-66A Commanche: 3,032
AV-8C Harrier III: 1,280
B-1C Lancer: 480
B-2B Spirit: 480
B-5A Lightning: 740
B-6A Dementor: 208
B-9A Sphinx: 46
B-52H Stratofortress: 596
B-70B Valkyrie: 160
C-18A Galaxy II: 48
C-2B Greyhound: 218
C-5B Galaxy: 1,248
C-5M Galaxy: 138
C-130H Hercules: 480
CH-53E Super Stallion: 1,556
E-2D Hawkeye: 98
E-6A Mercury: 32
E-8D J/STARS: 76
EA-6B Prowler: 128
EB-70C Valkyrie: 60
EC-135A Looking Glass: 60
EF-111A Raven: 808
ES-3A Shadow: 128
F-117A Nighthawk: 688
F-14D+ Tomcat: 1,582
F-15C Eagle: 2,200
F-15D Eagle: 640
F-15E Strike Eagle: 2,080
F-16C Falcon: 1,480
F-16CJ Falcon: 984
F-16D Falcon: 256
F-16E Falcon: 1,584
F-16F Falcon: 496
F-18C Hornet: 608
F-18D Hornet: 400
F-18E Super Hornet: 608
F-18F Super Hornet: 400
F-22C Raptor: 280
F-27A Rapier: 800
F-28A Talon†: 640
F-29A Vulture: 456
F-30A Comet: 760
F-35D Raven†: 16
F-111M Aardvark: 588
FB-22B Manta: 886
KC-130R Hercules: 32
KC-135R Stratotanker: 324
MC-130E Combat Talon I: 324
MC-130H Combat Talon II: 184
MH-47G Special Operations Aircraft: 180
MH-53M Pave Low IV: 80
MV-22A Osprey: 80
OH-58D Kiowa Warrior: 2,488
OH-93A Knightwolf: 3,268
OH-93B Knightwolf: 3,268
OH-93C Knightwolf: 2,208
RC-135W Rivet Joint: 84
S-3B Viking: 264
SR-71A Blackbird: 60
SR-71D Blackbird†: 100
UV-22A Osprey: 1,484

If that's not an argument for video game censorship, I don't know what is. :p

When people say that they are willing to go to war because they know what its like after playing said video games...

Earth II Awards

Best RPer

Layarteb (5)
Saint Lazare (2)
Cotland (1)
Doomingsland (1)


Best RP

Ride the Lightning (4)
War on Drugs (2)
Against All Enemies (1)
Ascension (1)
Military Takeover (1)
Ïîèñêè Ðîäèíû (1) [no clue what that is]
Wedding of a Lifetime (1)


Best Storyline

Ride the Lightning (6)
Ascension (2)
War on Drugs (1)
Wedding of a Lifetime (1)


Best Newcomer Award

Saint Lazare (6)
Koryan (2)
Soviet Trasa (1)


Best Old Foggie Award

Hirgizstan (3)
Layarteb (3)
Marimaia (3)
Cotland (1)


Noted Quotes

"You know the saying, 'To the victor belong the spoils'? Well that saying is something that I always heard and understood but never really knew much about, not until I saw the bloodshed that these 'spoils' unleashed. You see, the victor gets all the spoils, which are generally referred to as the goods, gold, money, women, and so on and so fourth. But the victor also gets the bad, the disenfranchised, the rebels, the outlaws, the criminals, the evil, and the weak-willed. The victor inherits all of this with the good and sometimes, just sometimes, the bad outweighs the good." - Against All Enemies
"American politics is like AvP. Whoever wins we lose." - Pyschotika's Signature
"The foul stench of decaying matter engulfed everyone; there was no way to protect yourself. It simply crept through you or into you…into every pore, taking away your breathe. Satan himself would stifle at both sound and sight, but then again Satan wouldn’t be the most evil figure there." By USB, From 'Let The Guilty Hang, Post Number 13.
"DIE!"
"That sounds like an ultimatum and forgive me for saying but BULLSHIT. Your hostility to TOA will never cease." - Layarteb
Army Strong. Army Strongest in the World. ARMY SMASH! -- Nerotika


Votes

The voters' names are not revealed but their votes are.

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Best RPer: Saint Lazare

Best RP: Ride the Lightning

Best Storyline: Ride the Lightning

Best Quote: "You know the saying, 'To the victor belong the spoils'?
Well that saying is something that I always heard and understood but never really knew much about, not until I saw the bloodshed that these 'spoils' unleashed. You see, the victor gets all the spoils, which are generally referred to as the goods, gold, money, women, and so on and so fourth. But the victor also gets the bad, the disenfranchised, the rebels, the outlaws, the criminals, the evil, and the weak-willed. The victor inherits all of this with the good and sometimes, just sometimes, the bad outweighs the good." - Against All Enemies

Best Newcomer: Saint Lazare

Best Old: Hirgizstan

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Best RPer: Too many to chose from

Best RP: Against All Enemies

Best Storyline: Wedding of a Lifetime

Best Quote: N/A

Best Newcomer: Saint Lazare

Best Old: Marimaia

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Best RPer: Layarteb

Best RP: War on Drugs

Best Storyline: Ride the Lightning

Best Quote: Psy Sig Quote "American politics is like AvP. Whoever wins we lose."

Best Newcomer: Saint Lazare

Best Old: Hirgizstan

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Best RPer: Layarteb

Best RP: Ascension

Best Storyline: Ascension

Best Quote: "The foul stench of decaying matter engulfed everyone; there was no way to protect yourself. It simply crept through you or into you…into every pore, taking away your breathe. Satan himself would stifle at both sound and sight, but then again Satan wouldn’t be the most evil figure there." By USB, From 'Let The Guilty Hang, Post Number 13.

Best Newcomer: Saint Lazare

Best Old: Marimaia

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Best RPer: Layarteb

Best RP: Ïîèñêè Ðîäèíû

Best Storyline: Ascension

Best Quote: Noooooooo idea.

Best Newcomer: St. Lazare

Best Old: Hirgizstan

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Best RP: Ride the Lightning

Best Storyline: War on Drugs

Best Quote: what?

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Best RPer: Doomingsland

Best RP: Military Takeover

Best Storyline: My men dieing

Best Quote: "DIE!"

Best Newcomer: Koryan

Best Old: Layateb

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Best RPer: Layarteb

Best RP: War on Drugs

Best Storyline: Ride the Lightning

Best Quote: Layarteb: That sounds like an ultimatum and forgive me for saying but BULLSHIT. Your hostility to TOA will never cease.

Best Newcomer: Koryan

Best Old: Cotland

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Best RPer: Cotland

Best RP: Ride the Lightning

Best Storyline: Ride the Lightning

Best Old: Layarteb

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Best RPer: Saint Lazare

Best RP: The Wedding of a Life Time

Best Storyline: Ride the Lightning

Best Quote: Army Strong. Army Strongest in the World. ARMY SMASH! -- Nerotika

Best Newcomer: Saint Lazare

Best Old: Marimaia

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Best RPer: Layarteb

Best RP: Ride The Lightning

Best Storyline: Ride The Lightning

Best Quote: - (as in, I can't remember one)

Best Newcomer: Soviet Trasa (not really sure who to pick as I can't remember exactly who's joined since the last awards)

Best Old: Layarteb

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I am pretty disappointed that only 10 people voted and that, aside from them, I got so many votes. I think I should stay out of the next ones to give the rest of everyone a chance, I don't know, it just seems unfair, you know?

EDIT [Speaking of Ride the Lightning]

The first chapter of the third part will blow you away and take you to a very creepy world.

Heh one of my RPs actually got nominated, and I didn't do it either. Nice.

SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE PART FOUR- The hunt is on:


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12251636&postcount=263

I'll admit, I didn't vote. But I have a good reason...its just I can't think of it right now...

Im hopin' next time i'll have my story up and it can compete with yours Lay...just got tied up in reviewing my first chapter over and over and over, for some reason I never think what I write is good enough to post up.

SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE PART FOUR- The hunt is on:


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12251636&postcount=263

I'm loving this storyline, though I have skimmed through some parts cause i've been bogged down with work I managed to read this one and the first, liked them both. Keep up the good work.

When people say that they are willing to go to war because they know what its like after playing said video games...

Don't get me wrong, I'm no friend of video game censorship either; but your post does seem to indicate the "desensitization" that proponents believe happens with video games. However, I doubt your mind has been worked in that far.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no friend of video game censorship either; but your post does seem to indicate the "desensitization" that proponents believe happens with video games. However, I doubt your mind has been worked in that far.

'Tis true, but saying something like that would lessen the impact of realizing a buddy of your just got shot, replace pain with comedy in the heat of the moment and cry about it later...

'Tis true, but saying something like that would lessen the impact of realizing a buddy of your just got shot, replace pain with comedy in the heat of the moment and cry about it later...

:eek:

:eek:

What?, sounds reasonable...I think...maybe?

I'm loving this storyline, though I have skimmed through some parts cause i've been bogged down with work I managed to read this one and the first, liked them both. Keep up the good work.

Cheers, much appreciated.

They tried Game Censorship in Germany, its nuts over there. In Call of Duty and Medal of Honor, for example, there are no Nazi symbols because in Germany they are illegal. Some of these pc Europeans just take it too far.

It used to be worse. Until the late 90s, it was illegal to sell or own games with the WW2 European Theatre as the basis (MoH, etc) there...

Although I didn't do much im still surprised I didn't get the newcomer award...

anyway, sucks about europeans man, I almost feel sorry for them they don't get the full experience of fighting off national socialism...eh sucks for them, thank god we americans won the war and are allowed to see that stuf cause after we see it we go off to kill a few of 'em.

That's a very poor point of view. Game censorship exists in Germany, which is but one country of Europe, but in the vast majority of European countries, there is no game censorship. Also, the Americans did not win the war, they merely speeded the end up, and helped save Western Europe from Stalinism, which killed far more people than Nazism. The United States did nothing single handedly in the European theatre of World War Two.

Anyway, I will be RPing some kind of resistance in Cotland's thread to take over Bahrain.

Earth II Awards

Best RPer

Layarteb (5)
Saint Lazare (2)
Cotland (1)
Doomingsland (1)


Best RP

Ride the Lightning (4)
War on Drugs (2)
Against All Enemies (1)
Ascension (1)
Military Takeover (1)
Ïîèñêè Ðîäèíû (1) [no clue what that is]
Wedding of a Lifetime (1)


Best Storyline

Ride the Lightning (6)
Ascension (2)
War on Drugs (1)
Wedding of a Lifetime (1)


Best Newcomer Award

Saint Lazare (6)
Koryan (2)
Soviet Trasa (1)


Best Old Foggie Award

Hirgizstan (3)
Layarteb (3)
Marimaia (3)
Cotland (1)


Noted Quotes

"You know the saying, 'To the victor belong the spoils'? Well that saying is something that I always heard and understood but never really knew much about, not until I saw the bloodshed that these 'spoils' unleashed. You see, the victor gets all the spoils, which are generally referred to as the goods, gold, money, women, and so on and so fourth. But the victor also gets the bad, the disenfranchised, the rebels, the outlaws, the criminals, the evil, and the weak-willed. The victor inherits all of this with the good and sometimes, just sometimes, the bad outweighs the good." - Against All Enemies
"American politics is like AvP. Whoever wins we lose." - Pyschotika's Signature
"The foul stench of decaying matter engulfed everyone; there was no way to protect yourself. It simply crept through you or into you…into every pore, taking away your breathe. Satan himself would stifle at both sound and sight, but then again Satan wouldn’t be the most evil figure there." By USB, From 'Let The Guilty Hang, Post Number 13.
"DIE!"
"That sounds like an ultimatum and forgive me for saying but BULLSHIT. Your hostility to TOA will never cease." - Layarteb
Army Strong. Army Strongest in the World. ARMY SMASH! -- Nerotika


I'm flattered :)

But anyways, I just want to let you guys know about my school situation, since I'm now back. I might not be as active as I have been for the past month or so, so please bear with me. I'll try to get on whenever I can, but if it comes to school and NS, NS will be the first thing to go. That said, I shouldn't be delayed for over a month, and I'll try to let you guys know in advance if RL presents me a reality check.

In an effort to secure the state of the USR I will be posting a state of the Republics address (Something like the state of the union but better cause its not being held be a retarded monkey). look forward today to me posting that up.

SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE PART FIVE:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12256725&postcount=264

This is the penultimate post for the slasher/stalker part of the story.

Id like to go on D13 please, being as time is a bit tight at the moment

Dude, what the hell? You got like 3 people invading you and you go on D13? Thats a dick move to the people who are attacking you, I really don't want my invasion of the Baker to take months or even weeks, its a tiny ass island in the Pacific. What the hell are we supposed to do now? Wait?

(Something like the state of the union but better cause its not being held be a retarded monkey).

Ironic

Ironic

Irony can sometimes be very ironic...write that down (Just watched Van Wilder so I've been saying that a lot lately)

The End Times...

Keep an eye out for it.

Dude, what the hell? You got like 3 people invading you and you go on D13? Thats a dick move to the people who are attacking you, I really don't want my invasion of the Baker to take months or even weeks, its a tiny ass island in the Pacific. What the hell are we supposed to do now? Wait?

Uh, i just dont have time to RP here at the moment, doing 5 A-Levels and General Studies is really starting to bite, especially when three of those A Levels are Chemistry, Physics and Biology

And have some pictures of the Durendal-type Light Battlestar, modded into HW2 by myself based off of a Texture of a full sized Battlestar by someone called Bootsman and the standard Galactica (credit to whoever owns that, i have no idea)-Type Model modified by myself for this role.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4793/ss00004gj0.jpg
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7267/ss00005wj7.jpg
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/3061/ss00006yp8.jpg
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7011/ss00007sk9.jpg
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8315/ss00008sk3.jpg
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3089/ss00009hk7.jpg
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8256/ss00010vr2.jpg

everything is set in itc for everyone to arrive, or should i just assume everyone is there?

I love that game...

Anyways...

The End Times... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12257999#post12257999)

[ http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12257999#post12257999 ]

Also, my new character...

Subject 3635 (http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2294/l1fe37adbc23aaf73243837qw1.jpg)

Heh one of my RPs actually got nominated, and I didn't do it either. Nice.

So that one that I couldn't read was yours? Which one?

SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE PART FOUR- The hunt is on:


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12251636&postcount=263

I like the storyline man!

I'll admit, I didn't vote. But I have a good reason...its just I can't think of it right now...

Im hopin' next time i'll have my story up and it can compete with yours Lay...just got tied up in reviewing my first chapter over and over and over, for some reason I never think what I write is good enough to post up.]

That's not a good reason...Vote man...always vote...don't become the apathetic who refuse to vote because they can't think of a good reason to vote...You don't need a good reason, it's a right.

Cheers, much appreciated.

They tried Game Censorship in Germany, its nuts over there. In Call of Duty and Medal of Honor, for example, there are no Nazi symbols because in Germany they are illegal. Some of these pc Europeans just take it too far.

Yeah well, they do take PC to another level but I can see why Germany banned swastikas. That's a pretty dark period of history. You can blame the US for some influence in that one too :).

I'm flattered :)

But anyways, I just want to let you guys know about my school situation, since I'm now back. I might not be as active as I have been for the past month or so, so please bear with me. I'll try to get on whenever I can, but if it comes to school and NS, NS will be the first thing to go. That said, I shouldn't be delayed for over a month, and I'll try to let you guys know in advance if RL presents me a reality check.

School always comes first man. If you can't balance, you can't balance, you'll always be welcomed back and D13 is there for you. School is a priority, NS is not.

Id like to go on D13 please, being as time is a bit tight at the moment

Okay it's noted.

Dude, what the hell? You got like 3 people invading you and you go on D13? Thats a dick move to the people who are attacking you, I really don't want my invasion of the Baker to take months or even weeks, its a tiny ass island in the Pacific. What the hell are we supposed to do now? Wait?

He is allowed to go on D13 as NationStates is not to take precedence over one's personal life. Granted it may seem rather "uncool" unless Spiz goes around posting in every other thread out there but the war thread, it's fine. Unfortunately, with these things, patience prevails. I'm sorry but it has to be that way.

The End Times...

Keep an eye out for it.

Cooll....

everything is set in itc for everyone to arrive, or should i just assume everyone is there?

I'm there.

I love that game...

Anyways...

The End Times... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12257999#post12257999)

[ http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12257999#post12257999 ]

Also, my new character...

Subject 3635 (http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2294/l1fe37adbc23aaf73243837qw1.jpg)

And there it is.

So that one that I couldn't read was yours? Which one?

It was Ïîèñêè Ðîäèíû. You have to switch your encoding to Cyrillic (one of Cyrillics anyways) and then you'll see Russian letters, the name translates to "Search for the Motherland"

M87 Multiple Grenade Launcher (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12258642&postcount=67)

New product of the LDC - Small Arms Branch :)

OK I got lazy and didn't finish my State of The Republic address so it'll be up tomorrow if I don't wake up with a headache or nothing...hangovers und such.

Speaking of Dogfights

This is my favorite show on Historychannel (http://www.history.com/minisite.do?content_type=Minisite_Video_Clips&content_type_id=53034&display_order=3&mini_id=51833)

Watching the "hell over hanoi" video now WATCH THEM OWN THIS MIG

Speaking of Dogfights

This is my favorite show on Historychannel (http://www.history.com/minisite.do?content_type=Minisite_Video_Clips&content_type_id=53034&display_order=3&mini_id=51833)

Watching the "hell over hanoi" video now WATCH THEM OWN THIS MIG

Oh I watched that show, the Soviet vs. US percentages given at the end were bullshit. Americans claim 10 to 1 in favor of their plane, Soviets claim 4 to 1 in favor of the Mig, I'd say they most likely are both wrong. The poor Korean sobs ,who were trained by Soviet pilots that didn't know Korean, sucked but the so called Hanchos owned the sky, we had guys with 25 kills confirmed.

New subplot in War on Drugs.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12259813&postcount=265

So how will it end?

Speaking of Dogfights

This is my favorite show on Historychannel (http://www.history.com/minisite.do?content_type=Minisite_Video_Clips&content_type_id=53034&display_order=3&mini_id=51833)

Watching the "hell over hanoi" video now WATCH THEM OWN THIS MIG

I am a big fan of the series. They had a new one on last night and I missed it. It was on the Israeli AF and the Yom Kippur War.



-Hawdawg

New subplot in War on Drugs.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12259813&postcount=265

So how will it end?

Yes, need to remind myself to post in there as soon as the hang over passes. Cot you interested in your druggies having contacts with my druggies?

I am a big fan of the series. They had a new one on last night and I missed it. It was on the Israeli AF and the Yom Kippur War.



-Hawdawg

Lol I watched that, I was wasted, my roommate was stoned out of his mind (plus the lucky bastard was rubbing his face against some stripper tits the whole night at his fret house) we fucking watched that shit, all I got to say is, shitty Iraqie pilots.

Syrian Pilots were worse apparently. There is a book called Fire in the Sky by a former IAF Pilot called Lt. Gen. Amos Amir, he talks about a number of dog fights with Syrian pilots during the War of Attrition (1967-1975), they seemed really poorly trained, but they could sometimes get lucky if they had newer Soviet equipment, although the Syrians always tried to guard that, didn't want F4's blowing their shiny new Mig's out of the sky!

Oh I watched that show, the Soviet vs. US percentages given at the end were bullshit. Americans claim 10 to 1 in favor of their plane, Soviets claim 4 to 1 in favor of the Mig, I'd say they most likely are both wrong. The poor Korean sobs ,who were trained by Soviet pilots that didn't know Korean, sucked but the so called Hanchos owned the sky, we had guys with 25 kills confirmed.

Yeah both of them were exaggerated. The USAF originally claimed 792 MiG-15 + 108 other aircraft with only 78 losses. The Soviets claimed 1,300 downed aircraft, 650 of them being Sabres (PLAAF claimed another 211 Sabres) (when only 674 Sabres were deployed).

Total F-86 losses to all causes was only 230 in total. They did some research and found only about 379 air to air victories versus 792 but it's tough to really iron it out. I'm not sure what the total ratio is going to be but if you add up UN forces vs. communist forces there is a ratio greater than 1:1 in favor of the UN forces but it definitely wasn't 10:1.

Syrian Pilots were worse apparently. There is a book called Fire in the Sky by a former IAF Pilot called Lt. Gen. Amos Amir, he talks about a number of dog fights with Syrian pilots during the War of Attrition (1967-1975), they seemed really poorly trained, but they could sometimes get lucky if they had newer Soviet equipment, although the Syrians always tried to guard that, didn't want F4's blowing their shiny new Mig's out of the sky!

The IAF is something spectacular. They decimated the Egyptian Air Force in 1967 in 3 hours using Mirages and Neshers. Then they turned their guns and annihilated the rest of the air forces with a total of 452 Arab aircraft and 19 of their own (an amazing ratio) in just Operation Focus. They claimed another 60 throughout the rest of the war with no more losses to their own.

During the War of Attrition, the Israelis lost only 4 to 111 Arab aircraft!

During the Yom Kippur War, the IAF lost 102 aircraft (most to SAM batteries) while the Egyptians lost 235 and Syrians lost 135, still another high ratio.

In '82 they downed something like 80 Syrian aircraft without a loss of their own. They really turned the F-4 Phantom II into a serious MiG killer and gave the F-16 and F-15 most of their kills. To this day, not one F-16 or F-15 has been lost in air to air combat from an enemy aircraft.





What's another amazing thing, as a testament to that region. The USS Stark, the victim of the only successful cruise missile attack against a US ship, took 2 Exocet shots and survived, though only 1 detonated. Still awesome for a 4,000 ton vessel. Guess the Exocet isn't super :). Go Harpy!

Everyone thought the Exocept was a great ship-killer after the Falklands, but if you like at the ship's they hit, you'll realise those ships were less than cutting edge in any sort of technology (worlds apart from the Stark), never mind missile defense. While tragic, the attacks during the Falklands lent some sort of myth to the Exocept's actual capability.

Yeah the Harpoon, when compared to the Exocet, has it in every respect and every field. The Exocet is just not as good as the Harpoon or as good as they really hoped. I know they have a different version of the Exocet in service now then in the 1980s but I don't think it has anything on the newer Harpoon missiles though.

Nice pics Spiz. What game they from?

Lay, you on AIM?

Nice pics Spiz. What game they from?

Lay, you on AIM?

Nope. Not on AIM.

Nope. Not on AIM.

Lay btw am I still blocked on your AIM?

Nice pics Spiz. What game they from?

Lay, you on AIM?

OOC:
Homeworld 2 with the Battlestar Galactica Mod installed, which can be found here: www.battlestarmod.com and thats a personel ship of mine, based off and largely derived from existing models/textures as i described earlier.

Lay btw am I still blocked on your AIM?

Beats me. I'll take a look next time I'm on.

FYI the Empire is upgrading its KC-10A Extenders to the KC-10B Extender.

http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Nation-States/LDC/Air/kc10.htm

SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE PART SIX!]

This is the last post of the stalker/slasher theme, the story will begin to evolve from Part Seven onward.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12260994&postcount=267

The Empire has officially retired the C-18 Galaxy II. These were the biggest transports in the world (bigger than the An-225). So whomever has An-225s will regain the title of biggest transport.

I've also retired all of my AC-130 Spectre and Spooky gunships.

The following list is a list of aircraft, both fixed and rotary-wing, that are in storage throughout the Empire of Layarteb, in mothballs. They are held at various facilities, the largest of which being in Tennessee and Guyana. The aircraft are kept in good condition and are wrapped in strong, weather resistant plastic, to ensure that they are not damaged by the elements. They are routinely checked and inspected and sometimes they are cannabalized for parts but that is less often than usual.

Note: † denotes that the system listed is top-secret IC.


A-10C Thunderbolt II: 1,260
A-13A Viper†: 440
AC-130H Spectre: 28
AC-130U Spooky: 88
AH-1W Super Cobra: 192
AH-64D Apache Longbow: 3,032
AH-66A Commanche: 3,032
AV-8C Harrier III: 1,280
B-1C Lancer: 480
B-2B Spirit: 480
B-5A Lightning: 740
B-6A Dementor: 208
B-9A Sphinx: 46
B-52H Stratofortress: 596
B-70B Valkyrie: 160
C-18A Galaxy II: 48
C-2B Greyhound: 218
C-5B Galaxy: 1,248
C-5M Galaxy: 138
C-130H Hercules: 480
CH-53E Super Stallion: 1,556
E-2D Hawkeye: 98
E-6A Mercury: 32
E-8D J/STARS: 76
EA-6B Prowler: 128
EB-70C Valkyrie: 60
EC-135A Looking Glass: 60
EF-111A Raven: 808
ES-3A Shadow: 128
F-117A Nighthawk: 688
F-14D+ Tomcat: 1,582
F-15C Eagle: 2,200
F-15D Eagle: 640
F-15E Strike Eagle: 2,080
F-16C Falcon: 1,480
F-16CJ Falcon: 984
F-16D Falcon: 256
F-16E Falcon: 1,584
F-16F Falcon: 496
F-18C Hornet: 608
F-18D Hornet: 400
F-18E Super Hornet: 608
F-18F Super Hornet: 400
F-22C Raptor: 280
F-27A Rapier: 800
F-28A Talon†: 640
F-29A Vulture: 456
F-30A Comet: 760
F-35D Raven†: 16
F-111M Aardvark: 588
FB-22B Manta: 886
KC-130R Hercules: 32
KC-135R Stratotanker: 324
MC-130E Combat Talon I: 324
MC-130H Combat Talon II: 184
MH-47G Special Operations Aircraft: 180
MH-53M Pave Low IV: 80
MV-22A Osprey: 80
OH-58D Kiowa Warrior: 2,488
OH-93A Knightwolf: 3,268
OH-93B Knightwolf: 3,268
OH-93C Knightwolf: 2,208
RC-135W Rivet Joint: 84
S-3B Viking: 264
SR-71A Blackbird: 60
SR-71D Blackbird†: 100
UV-22A Osprey: 1,484



I just realized that I fly the C-26B Condor which weighs over 1,000,000 pounds too...oops ;)

I am a big fan of the series. They had a new one on last night and I missed it. It was on the Israeli AF and the Yom Kippur War.



-Hawdawg

yeah that was awesome. The IAF pilot was chasing the MIG and the MIG was trying to lose him by doing tight turns. The MIG had a better turn radius so thats how they could get away from the Mirages. So the IAF pilot he just made horizential yo yo motion and then the flak starting to come. All these Eqyptian AA guns. But the IAF pilot had him in gun range and nailed that sucker

Love the the hellcats videos they have at youtube..

Hellcat ace Hamilton Mcwhorter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ob3lvqowHo)

I'm claiming Tristan da Cunha, the last part of the Saint Helena territory left over from Bjornoya. It was the site of the 100 MT nuke test of mine so long ago but I think the radiation should be better now.

Is there really going to be much left of the island at all? I thought you pretty much reduced it to a sea mount.

and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, IM SEVENTEEN, oh god, i feel soooooooooooooo old

Is there really going to be much left of the island at all? I thought you pretty much reduced it to a sea mount.

and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, IM SEVENTEEN, oh god, i feel soooooooooooooo old

Well it wasn't a ground burst. It was an airburst at 12,800 feet over Inaccessible Island so the island will still be there (heavily destroyed) and the other islands are definitely damaged. Inaccessible is 35km from the main island and Gough is 395km away. Now total airblast is out to like 33km so the main island is definitely wrecked. Radiation spread would be all over but its been 15 years...

Spiz in your profile it says your birthday is November 30th. Today isn't November 30th...You know Varsola has November 30th too and so did Huahin and all his puppets...

Spiz in your profile it says your birthday is November 30th. Today isn't November 30th...You know Varsola has November 30th too and so did Huahin and all his puppets...

That's by Default on jolt part..alot of people if notice have their B-day on Nov.30...since they don't brother to change that..

That's by Default on jolt part..alot of people if notice have their B-day on Nov.30...since they don't brother to change that..

Interesting. Did not know that.

My HD on my tower just took a crap on me. I got a SMART HD failure notice then nothing. The mother board is still running but everything on my HD is gone. I am currently using my laptop to get this message out but my wireless runs through my tower so when I take it to get a new HD next week, I will be without wireless at home for a bit. When it rains it pours.

-Hawdawg

From the worldwide English-speaking Cottish News Channel, this just in.

Breaking News Bulletin!

His Majesty King Haakon VIII of Cotland has been shot after a speech in the city of Bodø in Northern Norway. The condition of the King is as of yet unknown, but he has been rushed to Bodø University Hospital where he is currently undergoing surgery. The shooter has been arrested alive after a brief firefight with the Police. More updates on this situation as we get them.

My HD on my tower just took a crap on me. I got a SMART HD failure notice then nothing. The mother board is still running but everything on my HD is gone. I am currently using my laptop to get this message out but my wireless runs through my tower so when I take it to get a new HD next week, I will be without wireless at home for a bit. When it rains it pours.

-Hawdawg

That happened to me quite recently, its very annoying, luckily was the other comp that had nothing really important on it, i just played games and stuff with it.

Earthquake Bomb

Implosion Bomb

Coming soon...

New Weapons for a New Future (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516207)

It isn't E2-only but it has something to do with the above post.

What do you think guys, I have to get a new motherboard for one of these two processors and I dont know which one I should choose.

AMD Athlon 64 3400+
or
Intel Celeron D 3.0

I think the duel core would work better then the 64 but im not a big comp. guy so I dont know a whole lot.

Also I just got my CS: Source working and I am owning like hell, last time I played I got 23 kills and 4 deaths I would say not bad for a noob as this is like the second time I've played and the first time was over last summer...eh still I feel special.

Celeron is a shit processor don't get it for any reason, ever. It's a bargain, piece of shit processor.

I have an AMD 64 4000+ and it is beautiful so I recommend the AMD 64. Go with something that is at least 2.4ghz or higher and make sure to check the cache. Nothing under 512.

Man I love "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" something about that cartoon style holds my smoked up minds attention...O.o

Celeron is a shit processor don't get it for any reason, ever. It's a bargain, piece of shit processor.

I have an AMD 64 4000+ and it is beautiful so I recommend the AMD 64. Go with something that is at least 2.4ghz or higher and make sure to check the cache. Nothing under 512.

Well I already own both types of processors so all I need to get is a motherboard for one of them, the 3400 runs smoothly and I kinda would have preferred it but i've seen a celeron run at duel 2.66 on my parents dell and I could play BF2142 smoothly on it so I was wondering if the 3.0 would run better. Plus with the duel I wouldn't have to update it for awhile at least...I think eh I dont know.

Well I already own both types of processors so all I need to get is a motherboard for one of them, the 3400 runs smoothly and I kinda would have preferred it but i've seen a celeron run at duel 2.66 on my parents dell and I could play BF2142 smoothly on it so I was wondering if the 3.0 would run better. Plus with the duel I wouldn't have to update it for awhile at least...I think eh I dont know.

Celeron is garbage. If you want a dual-core AMD makes them and INTEL has a dual core processor called the Core 2. Celeron by nature is a budget chip. As far as a motherboard goes I recommend ASUS. Get one with SLI compatibility too, just in case :). I have the A8N-SLI.

Celeron is garbage. If you want a dual-core AMD makes them and INTEL has a dual core processor called the Core 2. Celeron by nature is a budget chip. As far as a motherboard goes I recommend ASUS. Get one with SLI compatibility too, just in case :). I have the A8N-SLI.

Alright thnx, I was thinkin I would go with the 64. I'll have to check out ebay to see if I can get a good board for cheap cause right now im on a buget..but eventually i'll get a lot of better parts. There is one thing I know for sure, AMD Athlon 2400+ is not a comparable processor to this 64 and I can't wait to get it out of my comp.

*Is sleeping before he wakes up*

Meh, i'm bored... >_< I need to get into some action around the EII world or else this'll just be a waste, but i cannot think of anything to spark interest. *Lets his head fall onto his desk in fusteration and sleepiness*

Alright thnx, I was thinkin I would go with the 64. I'll have to check out ebay to see if I can get a good board for cheap cause right now im on a buget..but eventually i'll get a lot of better parts. There is one thing I know for sure, AMD Athlon 2400+ is not a comparable processor to this 64 and I can't wait to get it out of my comp.

newegg.com has great prices.

The Great Raid, awesome fucking movie!

*Is sleeping before he wakes up*

Meh, i'm bored... >_< I need to get into some action around the EII world or else this'll just be a waste, but i cannot think of anything to spark interest. *Lets his head fall onto his desk in fusteration and sleepiness*

Got any ideas? I'm game for an RP.

If I had an Nvidia board and a Radeon graphics card would that screw with my games? Cause my games keep crappen out and shutting themselfs down so im thinkin (Though im still sure my processor ties in with it) its the combo of a Nvidia motherboard and an ATI Radeon card that would aid in the problem im having...

Got any ideas? I'm game for an RP.

I say three way all out war with no plotline and tons of violence...

Or Lay we could play a game of CS...:D

Rofl, CS: Source is what i have, but i havn't reinstalled it yet. (My compy crashed a week ago and i just managed to get it back online today. >_< )

Rofl, CS: Source is what i have, but i havn't reinstalled it yet. (My compy crashed a week ago and i just managed to get it back online today. >_< )

damn...I just got my stuff up yesterday all my games and steam and stuff. I have a 100 foot ethernet wire going from downstairs to my upstairs modem ^.^

Rofl, CS: Source is what i have, but i havn't reinstalled it yet. (My compy crashed a week ago and i just managed to get it back online today. >_< )

Don't bother the game is a joke and a waste of time.

Don't bother the game is a joke and a waste of time.

I use to say that about BF2142 cause it was having problems with identifying GUID's so it was reading multiple people with the same GUIDs and kicked basically everyone...but for some reason its fixed and they didn't come out with an update or anything so its a mystery....

Maybe CS will be better some other time if you wanna try, for now im installing BF2 and UT 2k4...that'll be fun.

Check out Ascensión and Against All Enemies...new posts up now :)

6000+ Series is already comming out lol.

Had a strange occurance this weekend, which interupted The End Times. Sorry, will post later this week.

Don't bother the game is a joke and a waste of time.

Bah, I'm not a big CS fan but I rock at CS:S...I played AA SF and got so good with useing grenades, went ont CS:S and got banned for being too good at the flashbang and whiping out all 12 idiots...

and sorry I feel like I'm spamming now...

Saw Smokeing Aces'.

God that was a very good movie, I suggest that if you have some money and nothing to do then go see it at the theatres. If not, keep your eye out for you pirates or those who wait 3 - 5 months to get the rental. The trailer makes it look pretty stupid but it's rather nice. #2 at the Box Office this weekend.

Bah, I'm not a big CS fan but I rock at CS:S...I played AA SF and got so good with useing grenades, went ont CS:S and got banned for being too good at the flashbang and whiping out all 12 idiots...

I played CS:S for a while, a friend of mine started his own server, I got pretty good at regular games and it was very fun playing on my friend's server with gravity off. I got bored though eventually, the game is too simplistic, its basically just spraying. I tried out AA but didn't find listening to a 20 minute lecture on how to put a bandaid entertaining, the game was a bit too stealthy for my tastes. Then I discovered Call of Duty United Offensive, looks and runs great on my piece of shit VAIO (got the shittiest video card on earth Intel GMA 900, whoever made it should be shot) and now its all Im playing. I quickly got bored with regular team death match even though ability to call in the artillery is very, very fun then you're playing like 30 vs. 30 people, its kind of intense. Right now Im mostly playing tdm rifle games and those are really fun, they actually take some skills, I own at rifle games. Mosin Nagant with no scope is the shit.

I played CS:S for a while, a friend of mine started his own server, I got pretty good at regular games and it was very fun playing on my friend's server with gravity off. I got bored though eventually, the game is too simplistic, its basically just spraying. I tried out AA but didn't find listening to a 20 minute lecture on how to put a bandaid entertaining, the game was a bit too stealthy for my tastes. Then I discovered Call of Duty United Offensive, looks and runs great on my piece of shit VAIO (got the shittiest video card on earth Intel GMA 900, whoever made it should be shot) and now its all Im playing. I quickly got bored with regular team death match even though ability to call in the artillery is very, very fun then you're playing like 30 vs. 30 people, its kind of intense. Right now Im mostly playing tdm rifle games and those are really fun, they actually take some skills, I own at rifle games. Mosin Nagant with no scope is the shit.

Mosin Nagant, fav. gun in WWII games. something about bolt action makes me happy...

I dunno. I kinda like the Garand and the Gewehr 43. Shooting someone dead with one shot from a self-loading long rifles is something I somehow find very gratifying... I wish they'd do something on Korea or early Vietnam something though. Give us a chance to play around with the M14. I pwned with it in BFV but meh...

Mosin Nagant, fav. gun in WWII games. something about bolt action makes me happy...

Mosin Nagant! I bought COD2 and COD3 just so i can play the russians..at least im hoping there is russian missions on COD3 cause i haven't got to them yet

I like how they recreate the famous scene from "Enemy at the Gate" (awesome movie) in COD2..."first person gets the rifle next person gets the ammo"...hahah those russians and WTF do they still have flag wavers in there army. Who the heck would want to charge into battle with a red flag?


Nero man get a Radeon X1950 Pro..its awesome. Best card out there!

My games were shutting down too but thats cus i was using a PCI card when i was really suppose to be using a PCI16x(basically i needed a bigger card). I would get a blue screen of death followed by computer saying that NV4_DLLS was the problem. NV stands for Nvidia so thats how i figured it was the card

I dunno. I kinda like the Garand and the Gewehr 43. Shooting someone dead with one shot from a self-loading long rifles is something I somehow find very gratifying... I wish they'd do something on Korea or early Vietnam something though. Give us a chance to play around with the M14. I pwned with it in BFV but meh...

Yea, for some reason though I prefer bolt action at a longer range.

BFV in my eyes is the best Battlefield Game, be it the shortest lived. Anyways, they need a Korean War Game. Never really has been one, one that got big atleast.

*cough*

NV4 - Nvidia 4000 Series.

It just means you got some old drivers still installed.

If you had an nVidia card in the past and swapped it for an ATI card, you may have left the drivers installed. So what is happening is your computer is communicating with both drivers and thus is using double the cache/memory on your card. If you get rid of your old drivers, it should stop giving you the screen.

I heard a rumour about a Korean War game for the PC some time ago, it was supposed to be a big FPS, but it seems to have dropped off the radar. But keep your eyes peeled, it might re-appear. It would certainly be an interesting game, a little different.

Mosin Nagant! I bought COD2 and COD3 just so i can play the russians..at least im hoping there is russian missions on COD3 cause i haven't got to them yet

I like how they recreate the famous scene from "Enemy at the Gate" (awesome movie) in COD2..."first person gets the rifle next person gets the ammo"...hahah those russians and WTF do they still have flag wavers in there army. Who the heck would want to charge into battle with a red flag?
Communists among others. The Russians did it well beyond WW2, the Chinese did it during their war to get China red. Even the Cubans did it when they took Havana (or so I'm told).

Anyway, the Russians, Chinese and Cubans aren't the only ones to have charged into battle with their flag in modern times. If memory serves, I believe the US forces did that exact thing when they took Baghdad in April '03. I still remember watching the U.S. forces first place a flag on his face, then tear down the Saddam statue in Baghdad live on Sky News. I was in a hotel room in Spain...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12267651#post12267651

I made a large post for The End Times, and so if no one caught it before...the link above is the thread.

Enjoy!

Official Statement

After his speech in the town plaza in the city of Bodø, His Majesty the King was shot and hit by four gunshots at 1250 hours local time. He was immediately brought to Bodø University Hospital where he is currently undergoing surgery. The extent of His Majesty’s injuries is as of yet still unknown, but the doctors are optimistic, and believe His Majesty will make a full recovery. The Cabinet wishes to emphasise that His Majesty is not mortally wounded, although his injuries are severe.

His Majesty’s attacker was immediately neutralized by the King’s security detachment and brought into custody. He is currently being held in a secret facility pending transportation to a more secure facility where he will be interrogated to find the reason for this most despicable act of terrorism. The Cabinet wishes to commend the security detachment, as their actions with absolute certainty ensured that His Majesty’s life was spared.

The Cabinet also wishes to offer our warmest and most positive thoughts to Her Majesty the Queen in this difficult time. This is a time when the people must stand united against this kind of belligerent terrorism and attacks upon our national symbols of unity. The Cabinet believes that the entirety of the Cottish people is behind us when we wish His Majesty a good and speedy recovery.

In accordance with the provisions made in the Constitution, the Cabinet has summoned the Storting for an emergency session to discuss the effects of the King's injuries. Until the recovery and return of the King, the Cabinet will maintain the administration of the Realm as dictated to in article 34 and 35 of the Constitution.

God save the King, and God save our beloved Fatherland!

[signed]
Thomas Rothsky, Prime Minister
The Cabinet of the Realm of Cotland

Who were responsible? Will the King make a full recovery like the doctors hope? Will the people remain calm? Stay tuned for answers to all these questions and more...

Communists among others. The Russians did it well beyond WW2, the Chinese did it during their war to get China red. Even the Cubans did it when they took Havana (or so I'm told).

Anyway, the Russians, Chinese and Cubans aren't the only ones to have charged into battle with their flag in modern times. If memory serves, I believe the US forces did that exact thing when they took Baghdad in April '03. I still remember watching the U.S. forces first place a flag on his face, then tear down the Saddam statue in Baghdad live on Sky News. I was in a hotel room in Spain...

At my last school, one of the secretaries son was a part of the tank crew that tored down the statue of Saddam.

He even talked to two of my classes. In one of them someone got him to say what the punishment was. Yes, there was a punishment. They all got a threatening letter from the Secretary of Defense that their actions were 'Highly Unorthodox' and that they did harm to Public Relations. A lot of bull shit, and a slap on the wrist.

Yes, our Government is full of Berauecratic Pussies -_-

Who were responsible? Will the King make a full recovery like the doctors hope? Will the people remain calm? Stay tuned for answers to all these questions and more...

I BLAME COLONEL PENGUIN!

Mosin Nagant! I bought COD2 and COD3 just so i can play the russians..at least im hoping there is russian missions on COD3 cause i haven't got to them yet

I like how they recreate the famous scene from "Enemy at the Gate" (awesome movie) in COD2..."first person gets the rifle next person gets the ammo"...hahah those russians and WTF do they still have flag wavers in there army. Who the heck would want to charge into battle with a red flag?


Nero man get a Radeon X1950 Pro..its awesome. Best card out there!

My games were shutting down too but thats cus i was using a PCI card when i was really suppose to be using a PCI16x(basically i needed a bigger card). I would get a blue screen of death followed by computer saying that NV4_DLLS was the problem. NV stands for Nvidia so thats how i figured it was the card

Sorry to disappoint you but there is no Russian missions, Russian missions were replaced with Polish and Romanian or something like that, thats why CoD 3 is dead to me, they threw away the most entertaining campaign in the whole game.

Communists among others. The Russians did it well beyond WW2, the Chinese did it during their war to get China red. Even the Cubans did it when they took Havana (or so I'm told).

Anyway, the Russians, Chinese and Cubans aren't the only ones to have charged into battle with their flag in modern times. If memory serves, I believe the US forces did that exact thing when they took Baghdad in April '03. I still remember watching the U.S. forces first place a flag on his face, then tear down the Saddam statue in Baghdad live on Sky News. I was in a hotel room in Spain...

Russian army had flag carriers since the 18th century if not before that.

Communists among others. The Russians did it well beyond WW2, the Chinese did it during their war to get China red. Even the Cubans did it when they took Havana (or so I'm told).

Anyway, the Russians, Chinese and Cubans aren't the only ones to have charged into battle with their flag in modern times. If memory serves, I believe the US forces did that exact thing when they took Baghdad in April '03. I still remember watching the U.S. forces first place a flag on his face, then tear down the Saddam statue in Baghdad live on Sky News. I was in a hotel room in Spain...

Yes but their is a difference between being inside a tank and running in their like the Russians did. Im not trying to say that its not alrigh to carry a flag into battle..what am i saying is who is dumb enough to charge an enemy line only carrying a flag (Like in Enemy at the Gate)

Anyways here is an excellent article from from Spiegel (http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,462149,00.html)..a must read!

Not only is it well written but it tells us exactly why we are losing the war against islamic fascism and that liberals (those politicans who just 50 years ago were claiming that religion was th opium of the masses are trying to buddies of islamic fascism)...as stated in the article their plans would do nothing more then postpone Europes execution.

Hey mates, you should check this out.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516279


All we "Earth" hosts should deffinately fight against this. I know my World War Earth is, and E20 is going against it strong too.

He means this:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516233

I am too tired to read all that, can you guys just tell us what the problem is?

Its those people in E20 (who play as RL nations) that are getting heat from the mods about playing as RL nations instead of their NS nations. So this doesn't really concern us since we're (most of us anyway) are playing as our NS nations. I fail to see the flurry...

Twin-Cities of New Orleans to Buy, Trade, and Sell Goods!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516302

He means this:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516233

Hey mates, you should check this out.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516279


All we "Earth" hosts should deffinately fight against this. I know my World War Earth is, and E20 is going against it strong too.

I am too tired to read all that, can you guys just tell us what the problem is?

Its those people in E20 (who play as RL nations) that are getting heat from the mods about playing as RL nations instead of their NS nations. So this doesn't really concern us since we're (most of us anyway) are playing as our NS nations. I fail to see the flurry...

The discussion of this issue is best left in its appropriate thread and not on here. Earth II is not part of the ruling as per the definitions there. As long as we follow the rules we will not have anything to worry about and I am sorry Whittlesfield and Wanderjar, you have some nice RPs (WWEarth & E20) but I cannot comment on them in relation to this issue.

Eh...

Sorry but...

Hey, anyone even notice my two posts about 'The End Times...'? I know there has been a few side conversations, but hopefully that is why...>>...yes this one won't die after two posts, trust me. Just looking for some feedback...and attention...I admit to that.

On a diff. note, writeres block has kept me from posting my State of the Republics Address so instead...girls on trampolines....:D

Well we have over 700 completed threads (though some were not specifically for E2 only). Amazing!

Speaking of which, NG & Rome what is New Orleans in fact?

On a diff. note, writeres block has kept me from posting my State of the Republics Address so instead...girls on trampolines....:D

Writer's block? You sure its not the weed? Lol.

Writer's block? You sure its not the weed? Lol.

well if my immediate thought off the story was girls on trampolines, yeah I think so lol.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12269954#post12269954

Yeah, I got my story up although its not the one I had halfway prewritten I didn't like that one so I began a new. This is what I have so far and I hope you guys like it.

Speaking of which, NG & Rome what is New Orleans in fact?

It's a free city, dually protected by both of us.

Gotcha, I figured it was something like that.

http://www.maps-of-mexico.com/

This is a truly awesome site. It's where I got that uber-detailed map of the Yucatán from and I did the same to Campeche and Quintana Roo. They've got every state in Mexico in extreme detail and a bunch of detailed other maps as well.

http://www.maps-of-mexico.com/mexico_states.shtml

This is the place where you can get every state :).

Secrets of the Jungle will be back soon, I can't type much atm coz I have developed RSI in my right arm, and I have to type with my left. Hopefully it will clear up soon.

Secrets of the Jungle will be back soon, I can't type much atm coz I have developed RSI in my right arm, and I have to type with my left. Hopefully it will clear up soon.

RSI? What's that?

RSI? What's that?

Repetitive Strain Injury most likely, not a nice thing. Hope it clears up soon Hirg.

Repetitive Strain Injury most likely, not a nice thing. Hope it clears up soon Hirg.

Ouch. Real ouch. I'll save my "right-hand-joke" for later and give ya a break Hirgy :).

damn Hirg, hope that clears up. suppose thats about all I can say.

Well, believe it or not, I hope your arm gets better soon man.

Be prepared, when RTL Part III begins, to really see into the Illuminati.

By the way, we're on Page 1215. What happened in 1215 in the Empire?

Be prepared, when RTL Part III begins, to really see into the Illuminati.

By the way, we're on Page 1215. What happened in 1215 in the Empire?

Does it have something to do with monkeys?

Not quite.

Gotcha, I figured it was something like that.

I wanted to create something like that for the City of Buffalo, so if we can arrange that it would be cool.

I wanted to create something like that for the City of Buffalo, so if we can arrange that it would be cool.

OOC: Sorry.

At the present time we cannot endorse such an endeavor.

Not quite.

I cheated and looked it up so I won't say it. I'll just say it's probably Layarteb's most important date.

OOC: Sorry.

At the present time we cannot endorse such an endeavor.

Oh well. I'll just create my own version across the pond.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12269954#post12269954

Just askin, did anyone catch this the first time I posted it?

This is my story, hopefully it will get better but for now in my opinion its kinda lame.

I cheated and looked it up so I won't say it. I'll just say it's probably Layarteb's most important date.

Yes it is one of the most important.

The aniversity of the Treaty of Layarteb in 1215 which made Layarteb a true nation and started the hundred years of peace...







Yeah, I checked the factbook... That's not cheating, is it?

The aniversity of the Treaty of Layarteb in 1215 which made Layarteb a true nation and started the hundred years of peace...

Probably the only hundred years of peace that Earth II has seen since then

100 Years of Peace in the meagre area he is at...

Yea, Nero, I saw your thread. Don't think people are paying attention to either story atm, to be honest.

Probably the only hundred years of peace that Earth II has seen since then

Possibly but I doubt it somehow.

Mari check TGs

Russian Federation Spetsnaz Uniform

http://www.stalker-game.com/img/screens/xr_screen_01_1024.jpg

Russian Federation Spetsnaz Uniform

http://www.stalker-game.com/img/screens/xr_screen_01_1024.jpg

Good pic





I passed over 7 billion today (huzzah)

Russian Federation Spetsnaz Uniform

http://www.stalker-game.com/img/screens/xr_screen_01_1024.jpg
Still not as cool as BF 2142 uniform which is my army's uniform

No one reading Nero's RPG? An RPGer that is more ignored then i am?

*cough*

My 'RP' was up before Nero's and I've gotten no attention other than Layarteb because I happened to link it to him immediately after I posted it...

The link is in my signature.

Possibly but I doubt it somehow.

Depends on what you define as "peace". Since Earth II hasn't had a really far-reaching "World War" (we tried having one but it didn't work out), one could say we've been having peace for a while now. I do anticipate a war at some point though as we seem to have two competing alliances (Pacificnesia (sp) and The October Alliance).

Is Pacificnesia still an alliance?

Proof that Boston is inhabited, ran, and protected by thee most stupidest people to roam the earth. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,249241,00.html)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,249241,00.html ( incase you wanted to see the link )

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/jimmyisgay1/mooninites.jpg

My new SOF

Hah, I already surrender.

I'm claiming Tristan da Cunha, the last part of the Saint Helena territory left over from Bjornoya. It was the site of the 100 MT nuke test of mine so long ago but I think the radiation should be better now.

Well it wasn't a ground burst. It was an airburst at 12,800 feet over Inaccessible Island so the island will still be there (heavily destroyed) and the other islands are definitely damaged. Inaccessible is 35km from the main island and Gough is 395km away. Now total airblast is out to like 33km so the main island is definitely wrecked. Radiation spread would be all over but its been 15 years...

Well I spoke with someone far more intelligent than I am with concerns to this subject and he told me that if there was a ton of storms, wind, rains, all of that, you'd see the first elements of life sprout in about 85 - 100 years. So looks like the barren wastelands are my own barren wastelands for now. Gough Island was far enough to the south though that it is largely okay.

The Moon: 1

Boston: 0

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/jimmyisgay1/mooninites.jpg

My new SOF

I don't get it, why did people get so pissed off over this?

I cracked up then the guys who did it talked to the reporters "That is not a hair question."

Stupid hippies and their stupid cartoon shit.

I am back, by the way. RSI seems to be clearing up.
I'll explain about it, coz its weird. I first got it like two years ago because of bad posture at the computer and a cheap keyboard. It seems to only affect my right arm, not my hand but my elbow area. It went away in a week or so, but this time it was playing the XBOX without a break and without stretching, I didn't know I had been playing for so long.

What happens is you wake up and your arm is locked in a 90 degree position, as if it were in an imaginery sling after being broken. It wond bend flat and you can barely make a fist. Your arm won't hang 'loose' either, it hangs at a 90 degree angle, despite you sending signals to your arm to sit straight and loose. All the muscles around your elbow lock up, and won't move. It is excruciating to try and do anything with your arm, but you gotta keep trying to move it otherwise it will lock up completely and be so much worse. But even holding a book in your right arm will cause you so much pain you'll buckle over and not yell but grunt with a pain like you ain't never experienced before. I couldn't type properly, had to use one hand. Not good.

So take a lesson, make sure whether playing a console or at the computer to sit right and stretch your arms and legs as many times as you can every hour or so, its much better to make that effort than live with the pain of the RSI you'll develop which will simply sap your energy faster than anything.


SECRETS OF THE JUNGLE PART SEVEN-
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12283274&postcount=272

Please look up my Cybernation post on the Lays forum..
I have a great idea how we can invade another nationsim

hehehe

I've added another great addition to the Cosa Nostra plot, as part of my own contribution to the great intrigue. Sorry that I haven't been posting as often as I could/should, but RL school sucks the first week back.

A mention of Boston - it's a gag; it was stupid; the city thought it was a bomb [or bombs or whatever, even now I'm not absolutely certain]; they did stupiderer.

And quite frankly, this is one of the reasons why I despite the media [yet altogether admire it]. The hoaxsters were completely indignant and disrespectful, and to me, that's what's near the root of this country's problems.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12286580#post12286580

You been pwn....

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12286580#post12286580

You been pwn....

Ohh that's good. I'm going to have a blizzard RP this season too (dunno when).

Due to my boredom i shall let all people know what my 'Special Forces' unit looks like.

Trensk Biohazard Containment Force (TBCF)

*Standard Soldier in Bio-Combat wear*

http://www9.yatego.com/images/4238288c30b217.1/resi_hunk.jpg

Primary Duties: Search & Destroy, Sabotage, Infiltration, 'Biohazard Cleanup', 'Cleaners' (Disposial of Traitors) and Recon.

Stationed: *CLASSIFIED*, Possible location is at 'The Facility' Research Complex.