NationStates Jolt Archive

I kind of wonder if there was an island that was the size of a football field and a couple of nations wanted it, would their be a war over it. I would laugh my ass off if war indeed was the remedy

new award category should be war over smallest piece of land

lol Im putting thatg in my sig lol.

I will try to research the South Shetland Islands thing tonight. It may take some time, you know you can't search within a fucking thread anymore (GAY)

:rolleyes: Cymrea lays claim to all the volcanic islands forming in the Pacific Ocean, that have yet to breach the surface or provide any viable land area. :rolleyes:

I'm sure I'm not the first to post something this retarded.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10468166&postcount=10451
DP Lays Claim to the S.Shetland Islands

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10470623&postcount=10472
I post the affirmation

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10636980&postcount=11611
DP transfers S.Shetland Islands to USB

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11020073&postcount=13715
USB transfers S.Shetland Islands to Neuvo Rica

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11039194&postcount=13758
Neuvo Rica transfers S.Shetland Islands to Cotland

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11090675&postcount=13942
Hawdawg transfers the Shetland Islands to Cotland

Well Cotland is the rightful owner of the South Shetland Islands.

Hey whoever gets the most owned award or the biggest gang rape gets a special prize from me. No its not a nuke or an invasion, its something that is rather cool

If i win those awards for Dummerung then i'll just give myself the prize

:rolleyes: Cymrea lays claim to all the volcanic islands forming in the Pacific Ocean, that have yet to breach the surface or provide any viable land area. :rolleyes:

I'm sure I'm not the first to post something this retarded.

No, you can't have them. I have secret Japanese WWII veterans scuba diving there. If you come, they'll KNOW the war is over and they'll come back to plague my nation's social security...ass...

Layarteb: Well, technically it's my challenge so you're supposed to play by my rules, and while that's in speech, it's being used as if it were a title since it's being used as a name for a situation. It's close, but not quite.

(I apologize but I won't be able to make the post tonight in RTL- have to be up early in the morning. :( )

Huahin: I'll just stay in Georgia then. Vanuatu is too vital to me.

:rolleyes: Cymrea lays claim to all the volcanic islands forming in the Pacific Ocean, that have yet to breach the surface or provide any viable land area. :rolleyes:

I'm sure I'm not the first to post something this retarded.

OMGWTF Squornshelous claims teh moon!

The rolling eyes emoticons were the closest I could come to expressing dripping sarcasm without actually writing the words.

The rolling eyes emoticons were the closest I could come to expressing dripping sarcasm without actually writing the words.

Yeah that works.

I just precede all my sarcasticly idiotic statements with OMGWTF for some reason.

On another topic, do you think can we negotiate some peace agreement over Doomingsland? Come on...you know you want peace...peace is tasty...

All of Rome is interested in ending this war quickly and as amicably as possible.

Do it.

Come to the table.

I've set you a place right here...:D I'm the Geico gecko of peace talks. It's all pie and chips, man.

On another topic, do you think can we negotiate some peace agreement over Doomingsland? Come on...you know you want peace...peace is tasty...

All of Rome is interested in ending this war quickly and as amicably as possible.

Do it.

Come to the table.

I've set you a place right here...:D I'm the Geico gecko of peace talks. It's all pie and chips, man.

You know, the entire peace mixing with Rome just makes me mad.

*Roman, if there were such a Roman Empire/Republic today...it wouldn't opt for peace that fast*

Despite the RC's best efforts, with the backing over other Roman type nations, there won't be a peace accord. There is too much of an IC racial hatred to just say "I wuv you!!!".

Sorry.

Well Cotland is the rightful owner of the South Shetland Islands.

I already said that.

Layarteb: Well, technically it's my challenge so you're supposed to play by my rules, and while that's in speech, it's being used as if it were a title since it's being used as a name for a situation. It's close, but not quite.

(I apologize but I won't be able to make the post tonight in RTL- have to be up early in the morning. :( )

Huahin: I'll just stay in Georgia then. Vanuatu is too vital to me.

Oh that's bullshit.

Huahin: I'll just stay in Georgia then. Vanuatu is too vital to me.
Any other land in the Pacific?

Well...this is going to be cliche...

Anyways, I've been sitting on the thought, and realized something...

My 1/3 Italian 1/3 Russian 1/3 German Empress of Japan is turning 16 and I don't really plan on doing an internal RP for a marriage.

Anyways, a bit of the history -

Akagawa Oro, aka The Empress *Akagawa Oro isn't her real name, her real name is Western and it has never been divulged what it truely is...*, took power after brutally making a comeback from Exile. At the age of 13, her twin brother abdicated to the throne and made a pact with the fledgling Parliament. According to this pact, the Parliament would retain both titles of Head of State and Head of the Government and the Emperor would be the God Celebrity of Japan with all the women and fine goods he could ever dream of. The 'Brat Emperor' as he soon came to be known as began to fear his older twin sister, older by 43 seconds. He spoke with the 'TMP', Temporary-Prime Minister at the time, about what he should do to make sure she could not harm him. They both decided to have her exiled to Iwo Jima. The thing is, there happened to be a very pro-Imperial Family in Power base of Marines and Sailors and regular Infantry. These men and women decided to support her in re-taking the Throne for her family, as they had all deemd her brother the 'Brat Emperor' at that moment.

She snuck into the mainland, but her brother soon found out from a letter she had sent him. They had both agreed to eat a dinner in reminascent of their dead parents. At this dinner, when they came to hug one another after the meal, Oro silently pulled out a Tanto as she came to hug him. When they embraced, she drove the Tanto in-between his 3rd and 4th Vertebrae, then once in his right Kidney, and again in his lung. As her last words to him, she whispered "I love you little brother." and let him slip out of her arms, dead. Ever since, she has been Empress and has retained most of her powers, but in order to prevent a massive Civil War, she had decided to keep the Parliament around but only as her own little puppet. All of that has only happened two years ago, and she is currently 15 going on to 16.

So yea, and to make things somewhat interesting, I was deciding whether or not if I should speak with someone interested on AIM or MSN to set something up. So yea, post if you find this near interesting.

On another note, I am writing my first NS-Story dubbed "Baptised in Blood". It is about how Isako *The spy in Fleet Week 06* came to be.

Despite my genial approach, I understand that ending this war won't be a "wuv" fest. But a peaceful and stable beginning to the restructuring of Rome is something we strongly desire.

On another note, I am writing my first NS-Story dubbed "Baptised in Blood". It is about how Isako *The spy in Fleet Week 06* came to be.

A spy in Fleet Week? Having just read Doctrine of Sovereignty, I think Lay will be livid. Force and fervor.

A spy in Fleet Week? Having just read Doctrine of Sovereignty, I think Lay will be livid. Force and fervor.

You do know he knows of it.

It is supposed to bring me in the war against Doomi, me and hime have our seperate thing we want to do. This being amongst it.

I know of it OOCly but ICly I don't. If I were to find out ICly that would make the Empire QUITE livid yes.

EARTH II AWARDS IS NOW READY

http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Nation-States/earth2.htm

Go to the bottom where it says Forms and click Awards. It'll be over on June 15, 2006 at 12:00 A.M. (GMT)

We need a place in Earth II like the RL Balkans.

We need a place in Earth II like the RL Balkans.

That's the South Pacific right now, powderkeg of war. Which will continue once Terronian and Kreynoria explain how their magical lasers are able to defy the laws of physics.

We need a place in Earth II like the RL Balkans.
We have one already...its call the mixed up land known as E2 Russia

We have one already...its call the mixed up land known as E2 Russia

Yeah but the level of civil war WTF is non-existant.

Wait!!! since apparently I got nagged at for this by certain members it is only fair;

Where the hell is the rest of the Pacifensia Alliance? Squorn just got attacked by Doomingsland! Aren't you going to help your ally? Honor blah blah, just thing to do blah blah, grow a pair blah blah. Blah blah blah, nag nag nag, bitch bitch bitch...

So far I see Huahin is the only one to respond....

EDIT: and I guess Pyschotika is doing something in 'Fleet Week'

:: throws rock at Pacific ::

HAHA!!!

Wait!!! since apparently I got nagged at for this by certain members it is only fair;

Where the hell is the rest of the Pacifensia Alliance? Squorn just got attacked by Doomingsland! Aren't you going to help you ally? Honor blah blah, just thing to do blah blah, grow a pair blah blah. Blah blah blah, nag nag nag, bitch bitch bitch...

So far I see Huahin is the only one to respond....

By dropping 500 cruise missiles into the Pacific Ocean.

I could make a killing selling cruise missiles to this war.

I could make a killing selling cruise missiles to this war.

I could make a killing salvaging said missile parts from the seafloor. :D

I could make a killing salvaging said missile parts from the seafloor. :D

It'd cost you too much to bring it up from the Pacific Ocean. It's deep.

I heard Aqua man is already doing that. Who would of thought he's an arms dealer. I guess that super hero job aint paying the bills. Aqua Lady is high maintance.

Well, I'd rather you not say that I need to grow a pair of balls. I've got them...and I've got my backbone. It is very complex, just keep watching.

I'm jesting...

Reap what ye sow.

Wise words of the days from me.

On another topic, do you think can we negotiate some peace agreement over Doomingsland? Come on...you know you want peace...peace is tasty...

All of Rome is interested in ending this war quickly and as amicably as possible.

Do it.

Come to the table.

I've set you a place right here...:D I'm the Geico gecko of peace talks. It's all pie and chips, man.

Sorry man, It's not gonna happen Squornshelous took an invasion in stride once, but never again.

and on a related note, I'm going to blow up Doom's carrier at some point after it leaves Fleet Week. Just so everyone knows ooc.

Lay I understand that you ICly will be pissed if I sink it in the North Atlantic, but the minute he's out of your sphere of influence: boom.

What exactly does "Best Alliance" entail? Military Power? Economic Power? Unity? all of the above?

You know, the entire peace mixing with Rome just makes me mad.

*Roman, if there were such a Roman Empire/Republic today...it wouldn't opt for peace that fast*

Not necessarily. First of all, a nation of my age and stature would command A LOT of respect on the international scene. You don't survive as a major power for 2760 years without getting noticed.

Second of all, the RL Romans were pragmatists- they went to war with the peoples they could beat and made peace with those they couldn't.

Third of all the Romans were very much about honour. In their time, that meant war and glory, but today it's not very fashionable to declare war on everyone, thus actions change.

Fourth of all- and most importantly- the reason why I've made Rome a peaceful nation instead of one bent on war has much to do with how I've interpreted history to accommodate Rome's continued existence. I take Roman history until 475- right to the brink of the West's collapse- and "save" Rome at the last minute. Certainly a shock like the 5th Century would at least tell the people that making enemies causes more problems than it solves. Unrealistic? Not quite- no country is "great" all the time, and crises are bound to change the country's way of business throughout its history. Furthermore, the Romans did in fact survive one scare- The Crisis of the Third Century (http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis of the Third Century)- and came out of it far less war-like. You have to take into consideration a lot of things can happen in 1500-plus years, and that the values that were once the practice in the ancient period could not hold up today.

Damn it. No one is willing to even consider negotiating a settlement, huh?

Doomanum: your faction in the Senate will be very unpopular for a while, bro. Especially if Roman dominions have to shoot at friends because of whatever bug crawled in your ass, took over your arm-control nerve, and forced you to invade Squorn.

I missed it...why did you invade? I hope Squornshelan children are filled with marshmallow or chocolate or something. Otherwise, I'll be disappointed.

We need a place in Earth II like the RL Balkans.

Well i did rule Russia with an iron fist for awhile and threaten war on my neighbors in order to unify russia and Europe together under communist rule. Hell i would of waged war against Pushka if only a couple of nations would of back me. Just think of that, one tyrant(me) would replace another tyrant(Pushka) But then i got into a war with the coaltion of the ass kicking and now im trying to act like Germany after WW2.

Most of whats happening isn't going on in my neck of the woods, i would say that Russia is exteremly peaceful despite hostle tensions between nations there

I might have a civil war soon though, between the communist and capitalist democrats

By dropping 500 cruise missiles into the Pacific Ocean.
WTF? What actually is your problem? Can you not just accept the fact you're fighting against superior numbers and forces, and actually take this seriously. I fired my cruise missiles against his ports in the Far East. Let me guess, they were destroyed by the latest Tyrandis technology, in which a man imagine the missiles blowing themselves up, and they do. Seriously, you're the worst person I've ever RP'd against.

Rome, my point is, you are not the UN.

Back out.

EDIT

Simpler - Rome wouldn't care about people they could conquer as long as they were destroying eachother. If they could get more land and easy war to make the Legions feel bigger, they'd let people blow the fuck out of eachother so they could come in. They don't sit around like a French NATO officer trying to pass the time by saying "Let us just...eh...have...peace?"

Damn it. No one is willing to even consider negotiating a settlement, huh?
So we have to destroy you and Rome now?

Lay, any chance I could have Baffin Island? Please :(
By the way, the rest of the Kurils are now Pyschotika's.

Hey Pantheaa, about the Civil War- you could make it a big RP, have mercenaries from other nations fight aswell?

What exactly does "Best Alliance" entail? Military Power? Economic Power? Unity? all of the above?

Whatever you think is the best alliance on here.

Damn it. No one is willing to even consider negotiating a settlement, huh?

Doomanum: your faction in the Senate will be very unpopular for a while, bro. Especially if Roman dominions have to shoot at friends because of whatever bug crawled in your ass, took over your arm-control nerve, and forced you to invade Squorn.

I missed it...why did you invade? I hope Squornshelan children are filled with marshmallow or chocolate or something. Otherwise, I'll be disappointed.

Let them shoot it out, there'll be a lot of land left when they are done :). Albeit most of it will be ruins.

Lay, any chance I could have Baffin Island?

Nope.

WTF? What actually is your problem? Can you not just accept the fact you're fighting against superior numbers and forces, and actually take this seriously. I fired my cruise missiles against his ports in the Far East. Let me guess, they were destroyed by the latest Tyrandis technology, in which a man imagine the missiles blowing themselves up, and they do. Seriously, you're the worst person I've ever RP'd against.
Can you not just accept the fact that your missiles only had a range of 200 kilometers!? Tyrandis wasn't joking around, you really DID drop 500 missiles into the Pacific Ocean!

Awww, please :(
By the way, I just *discovered* the General board. God, I've just got into a heated debate in there.
:mp5:

Can you not just accept the fact that your missiles only had a range of 200 kilometers!? Tyrandis wasn't joking around, you really DID drop 500 missiles into the Pacific Ocean!
Well dumbfuck, maybe my submarines were within 200km of your territory. Considered that?

Besides, the missile has a range of over 250km. Need proof?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_Shadow

Nope. Baffin Island is mine. You're welcomed to try and take it.

Oh, my bad, the range is 50 KM MORE!

Awww, please :(
By the way, I just *discovered* the General board. God, I've just got into a heated debate in there.
:mp5:

I stay out of the General Board because all it is is, "Let's bash America for everything and anything under the sun, because their President is an idiot, because they have their political views, because they aren't like Europe politically, and because they are still all into God and stuff." Everytime I see one of those eurotrash (no offense to our European members here but some of those people are trash) I just want to unload a 12 gauge shotgun in their asshole and say, "Welcome to America. Now shut the fuck up." Plus their hypocritical too. They rag on us for stuff that other countries do and worse might I add.

I work with an Indian guy, Shaji, a Christain who lived in Riyadh for 16 years before coming to America. He wasn't even allowed to have a picture of Jesus Christ or else that meant SERIOUS punishment. That's alright though to these twits arguing in the General forum but God-forbid we wiretap suspected terrorists or allow people to own firearms, that is just wrong!

Didn't you people start an OOC thread for that war?

Well dumbfuck, maybe my submarines were within 200km of your territory. Considered that?
LMAO.

Wow, that didn't take you long to resort to namecalling, did it? If they were within 200km of my territory, you never RPed them moving there. As far as I'm concerned, they aren't.

Didn't you people start an OOC thread for that war?

I reiterate.

Well seeing as Japan is my ally, it wouldn't be hard at all to get to 250km of your territory.

Sorry Lay.

Both of you check your TGs.

Wow Im gone for an hour and theres already 50 more posts.

Yeah I posted there, but it seems that it this whole war thing has quietened down now, with Mari, Krey and Ty not really posting.

Wow Im gone for an hour and theres already 50 more posts.
Hey, you're in by the way, and that means it can begin. :cool:

Hey, you're in by the way, and that means it can begin. :cool:

hahaha lets kick the tires and light the fires.:mp5:

Go post something now!

Go post something now!

I will just give me a sec.

Dun...Dun...Dun...

Time's up. Get on with it.
I wanna see some DP troops like this:
http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/BoomSmilie_anim.gif

Dun...Dun...Dun...
Hehe, the tension is building, what exactly is DP doing?

"What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines. .. He never
Waves when he goes by
He's hiding something from
The rest of us ... He's all
To himself ... I think I know
Why ... He took down the
Tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his
Own you see ... He has no dog
And he has no friends and
His lawn is dying ... and
What about all those packages
He sends. What's he building in there?
With that hook light
On the stairs. What's he building
In there ... I'll tell you one thing
He's not building a playhouse for
The children what's he building
In there?

Now what's that sound from under the door?
He's pounding nails into a
Hardwood floor ... and I
Swear to god I heard someone
Moaning low ... and I keep
Seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show ...
He has a router
And a table saw ... and you
Won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There's poison underneath the sink
Of course ... But there's also
Enough formaldehyde to choke
A horse ... What's he building
In there. What the hell is he
Building in there? I heard he
Has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a
consulting business in Indonesia ...
but what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?

He has no friends
But he gets a lot of mail
I'll bet he spent a little
Time in jail ...
I heard he was up on the
Roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight
And what's that tune he's
Always whistling ...
What's he building in there?
What's he building in there?

We have a right to know ... "

Time's up. Get on with it.
I wanna see some DP troops like this:
http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/BoomSmilie_anim.gif

Hey my trooops cant warp there. THey will be there in 3 posts.

Yeah I posted there, but it seems that it this whole war thing has quietened down now, with Mari, Krey and Ty not really posting.

don't forget Doom.

Yeah you're right. He's only moaning OOC, not posting IC.

Yeah I posted there, but it seems that it this whole war thing has quietened down now, with Mari, Krey and Ty not really posting.

I know I've been rather slack, but now that I've ironed out certain issues I was having I'm ready to continue. So apologies for my inactivity regarding Blazing Thunder.

That's alright. Wow, I just saw you lived in Pembrokeshire. Not a million miles from me. Well, I live in Gloucester.

Also, I think Krey's having computer problems.

Lay, nice post on the 'Eurotrash' :-P.

By the way, the rest of the Kurils are now Pyschotika's.
Just thought I'd show Py this. Eurotrash? What? Explain. In relation to the TV programme?

I stay out of the General Board because all it is is, "Let's bash America for everything and anything under the sun, because their President is an idiot, because they have their political views, because they aren't like Europe politically, and because they are still all into God and stuff." Everytime I see one of those eurotrash (no offense to our European members here but some of those people are trash) I just want to unload a 12 gauge shotgun in their asshole and say, "Welcome to America. Now shut the fuck up." Plus their hypocritical too. They rag on us for stuff that other countries do and worse might I add.

I work with an Indian guy, Shaji, a Christain who lived in Riyadh for 16 years before coming to America. He wasn't even allowed to have a picture of Jesus Christ or else that meant SERIOUS punishment. That's alright though to these twits arguing in the General forum but God-forbid we wiretap suspected terrorists or allow people to own firearms, that is just wrong!

No, what Lay said.

There was a thread the other day addressing Europeans. And the conclusion was, don't generalise us :P
Well, just don't call us Brits Europeans, we don't like it :P

I stay out of the General Board because all it is is, "Let's bash America for everything and anything under the sun, because their President is an idiot, because they have their political views, because they aren't like Europe politically, and because they are still all into God and stuff." Everytime I see one of those eurotrash (no offense to our European members here but some of those people are trash) I just want to unload a 12 gauge shotgun in their asshole and say, "Welcome to America. Now shut the fuck up." Plus their hypocritical too. They rag on us for stuff that other countries do and worse might I add.

I work with an Indian guy, Shaji, a Christain who lived in Riyadh for 16 years before coming to America. He wasn't even allowed to have a picture of Jesus Christ or else that meant SERIOUS punishment. That's alright though to these twits arguing in the General forum but God-forbid we wiretap suspected terrorists or allow people to own firearms, that is just wrong!

Somehow I think NS got split like so:

NS General: People who complain about the world's problems, or simply cannot think on a higher level and thus use 'shock and revolt' ideas to compensate for their stupidity or for the lack of attentions their parents give them. The goal for these people is to win a debate (philosophers know better)

NS RP (I.I. & Nationstates): People who try to fix the world's problems, although apparently most of the solutions involve massive ammounts of missiles. The goal of these people is to win the game, heightened intelligence comes as an unexpected and welcomed side-effect to many.

Somehow I think NS got split like so:

NS General: People who complain about the world's problems, or simply cannot think on a higher level and thus use 'shock and revolt' ideas to compensate for their stupidity or for the lack of attentions their parents give them. The goal for these people is to win a debate (philosophers know better)

NS RP (I.I. & Nationstates): People who try to fix the world's problems, although apparently most of the solutions involve massive ammounts of missiles. The goal of these people is to win the game, heightened intelligence comes as an unexpected and welcomed side-effect to many.

That's a pretty good analysis, but there is a third group. People, like myself, with one foot in each camp, who RP on a regular basis, but are also in NSGen a lot.

And then there are people like me who fail to see the difference and so just whine on about nothing in particular on the NS RP forums.

Don't call an Irishman European either, thats the one time he will forsake his Guiness, for the good of the nation, and will quickly have the entire glass embedded in the side of the face of the person who dared utter the word 'European' in a peat-smoke Irish bar. We're the furthest, geographiocally from Europe, in fact we're not even on their stupid continent.
I know for a fact, as well, that English, Scots and Welsh people hate being called European.
I, and many other Irish people, loathe the fact that the Euro is our currency. We don't call it the Euro though, most refer to it as the Dollar, or 'that paper shite from the frogs'. I even heard people call it the Punt (the old currency- 95Punt= £1, a very strong currency).

The General board is crawling with self-effacing Frogs, Danes and whatever else you can find in the dumpster marked 'Europe'. The fuckers have the audacity to question America when they have never set foot in the country. Most have spent too much time in the local porno store or the local weed cafe, if you ask me. Of course the Frogs have spent too much time with baguettes rammed up so far up their assholes that they can't see anything but breadcrumbs, but thats their culture isn't it?

Offical Statemnet to the world.

In light of the invasion of the motherland of Squornshelous. Dweladelfia Prime declares war on Tyrandis and Doomingsland. A Fleet is on its way to aid our allies in the fight. We also have word fro our fleet that a cottish Helicopter has found our fleet and is coming near. We ensure the Cottish government that we are not a threat to the shetlands. Please call back you helicopter. Thankyou

Don't call an Irishman European either, thats the one time he will forsake his Guiness, for the good of the nation, and will quickly have the entire glass embedded in the side of the face of the person who dared utter the word 'European' in a peat-smoke Irish bar. We're the furthest, geographiocally from Europe, in fact we're not even on their stupid continent.
I know for a fact, as well, that English, Scots and Welsh people hate being called European.
I, and many other Irish people, loathe the fact that the Euro is our currency. We don't call it the Euro though, most refer to it as the Dollar, or 'that paper shite from the frogs'. I even heard people call it the Punt (the old currency- 95Punt= £1, a very strong currency).

The General board is crawling with self-effacing Frogs, Danes and whatever else you can find in the dumpster marked 'Europe'. The fuckers have the audacity to question America when they have never set foot in the country. Most have spent too much time in the local porno store or the local weed cafe, if you ask me. Of course the Frogs have spent too much time with baguettes rammed up so far up their assholes that they can't see anything but breadcrumbs, but thats their culture isn't it?
Despite the fact that I don't usually agree with Irishmen, I have to agree with you here. UK and Ireland are very independant in culture from the rest of Europe.

That's alright. Wow, I just saw you lived in Pembrokeshire. Not a million miles from me. Well, I live in Gloucester.

You live in Pembrokeshire? Bloody hell. That's where I normally go on holiday - that must be a great place to live. What with all the coastal walks and all.

I haven't forgotten the RP, its just that my computer's as slow as hell. I'll try to get something up soon.

I have problems with Europeans in general also. Their America-bashing is stupid, it's hypocritical, and it's stupid (I say stupid twice because it is twice as stupid as hypocritical). They call us in to clean up their mess in Serbia, and they back out whining from Iraq. I think they're bitter over losing superpower status.

Which one is the thread for this war with Doomanum?

And in response to the question, it would be difficult for Rome and I to ignore a war with another part of the Roman Empire. I don't know if we're going to RP letting Doomy handle his business as a faction while our two wait to sweep up any pieces, or if all of Rome (RomeW, Cymrea, Doomanum - aka Doomingsland) will mobilize. When I say "consult the Senate" that generally means I'm waiting for some input from Rome. So far, he and I agree that we should try to end it with as little bloodshed as possible. If it's actually gonna go down as a brawl, we may yet join. I cannot say for sure until Rome makes the call...Cymrea still follows his lead, generally.

Personally, it bugs me that I may be forced to shoot at countries I'm friendly with because they're siding against Romans (Doomanum is a part of Rome).

As far as Rome being more diplomatic than warhawkish - I wonder why you can't get over the idea that Rome must be now as it was over two thousand years ago. Greece was a big ol' empire back then, too. And Denmark had their heydey as vikings. No one's worried that Danes will wash up on their shore and smite them. At best, they'd end up fixing all your bridges.

The point - again - is that things change, evolve, adapt, and overcome. That includes stereotypes.

Which one is the thread for this war with Doomanum?

And in response to the question, it would be difficult for Rome and I to ignore a war with another part of the Roman Empire. I don't know if we're going to RP letting Doomy handle his business as a faction while our two wait to sweep up any pieces, or if all of Rome (RomeW, Cymrea, Doomanum - aka Doomingsland) will mobilize. When I say "consult the Senate" that generally means I'm waiting for some input from Rome. So far, he and I agree that we should try to end it with as little bloodshed as possible. If it's actually gonna go down as a brawl, we may yet join. I cannot say for sure until Rome makes the call...Cymrea still follows his lead, generally.

Personally, it bugs me that I may be forced to shoot at countries I'm friendly with because they're siding against Romans (Doomanum is a part of Rome).

As far as Rome being more diplomatic than warhawkish - I wonder why you can't get over the idea that Rome must be now as it was over two thousand years ago. Greece was a big ol' empire back then, too. And Denmark had their heydey as vikings. No one's worried that Danes will wash up on their shore and smite them. At best, they'd end up fixing all your bridges.

The point - again - is that things change, evolve, adapt, and overcome. That includes stereotypes.

The thread is Operation: BLAZING THUNDER

I don't think Rome has any obligation to help Doomingsland. It is very clear to see that Doom acted as the aggressor nation against me, and by extension the rest of Pacifinesia.

Kreynoria']I have problems with Europeans in general also. Their America-bashing is stupid, it's hypocritical, and it's stupid (I say stupid twice because it is twice as stupid as hypocritical). They call us in to clean up their mess in Serbia, and they back out whining from Iraq. I think they're bitter over losing superpower status.
Europeans in general? That's possibly the most annoying thing you could say to me or Hirgy.
By the way, Wesley Clark, when he was a US General, ordered our troops to attack the Russians in Serbia!
We haven't lost our superpower status, UK that is, but you are the only hyperpower.

Personally, it bugs me that I may be forced to shoot at countries I'm friendly with because they're siding against Romans (Doomanum is a part of Rome).



Dammit man you have a choice.

You live in Pembrokeshire? Bloody hell. That's where I normally go on holiday - that must be a great place to live. What with all the coastal walks and all.

Heh, yet many locals complain how much of a backwater we are =)

It's a nice place though, plenty of coastal areas, woodland, castles....and the Chief Executive of the County Council gets paid more than Deputy PM John Prescott. Honestly, the local paper had an article about it (also read that paper because I review PC/console games for them).

I suppose that if the rest of Rome and the Roman Confederacy have the choice to opt out and not fight for our ally, then, strictly speaking, so too does Pacifinesia have that option. :D

I'm gonna go read some Blazing Thunder, play some Rome: Total War, and stew on this crap for a while....

Brink, Huahin: I sent you TGs back.

The only reason I post in general is to raise my post count. Consequently, less than 5% of my posts are from General really.

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Layarteb:...but Europe really is better than the U.S. :D I will agree that the debates get too heated over there- the lack of respect over there is infuriating.

On a seperate front, I shall be henceforth known as the "Imperial Republic of Rome".

The Squornshelous-Doomingsland War:

I want to clarify a few things:

1) I had hoped to announce this when it's finished, but Doomingsland, Cymrea and I are planning to unite as one country- the Roman Empire. The union itself was my idea, since the three of us have Roman-themed nations and thus it seemed natural that we should all be together.

2) Having said that, this is the main reason why I'm reprising the role of peacemaker here- creating a country right in the middle of a war is not only risky but extremely awkward. I had no idea this war was even taking place (I don't really read a RP unless it concerns or interests me in some way), so this has caught me extremely off-guard. It's also not good for a nation if it doesn't act together, as is the case now.

Technically speaking, this Union isn't even official yet- since none of the details of the Union have been ironed out- so Doomanum is entirely acting on his own accord. Personally, I'm staying out of this- I didn't start it, I'm not involved nor do I have a reason to be, plus the Empire really has a lot of unity issues to iron out.

Okay, well, that's pretty clear. Rome has a good point in that Doomy got into the war before the Union, so I can still opt out with a clear conscience. So...

Doomy: We've got work to do, and it's best done without distraction. After we're whole, we'll war and peace in unison. So come back and finish unionizing when Blazing Thunder is over, you warmongering bastard! :D

Squorn, Huahin: No need to strain our good relations. Cymrea will not be joining battle in the Pacific.

Just a heads-up: The Cymrean Space Agency's launch platform on Christmas Island is nearing completion. Tours of The Aerie will take place in a thread shortly thereafter. ;)

Zarqawi's Dead, Zarqawi's Dead, Do A Dance And Sing With Me, Zarqawi's Dead...

Well Done To The United States Air Force-you Dropped One Right Down The Bastards Throat, Yee-hah!

They nailed the fucker good and proper.

Zarqawi's Dead, Zarqawi's Dead, Do A Dance And Sing With Me, Zarqawi's Dead...

Well Done To The United States Air Force-you Dropped One Right Down The Bastards Throat, Yee-hah!
W00000000000T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing says good morning like a 1000 pound GBU.


-Hawdawg

Yes, but now we have to worry about another man knowing how to speak big words taking control of the Insurgency.

Yes, but now we have to worry about another man knowing how to speak big words taking control of the Insurgency.

Well, I suspect we have more 500 lb bombs than Al Qaeda has leaders.

Though someone will replace him,


FUCK YEAH!!!!

Layarteb:...but Europe really is better than the U.S. :D I will agree that the debates get too heated over there- the lack of respect over there is infuriating.

I'm inclined to disagree, obviously I have a bias but I wonder if Europe is so great then why are all the people from 3rd world countries coming over here to make a better life than there?

I'm inclined to disagree, obviously I have a bias but I wonder if Europe is so great then why are all the people from 3rd world countries coming over here to make a better life than there?

Pwnage. Ya I dont see french swim across the canal to get to the UK for a better life.

Pwnage. Ya I dont see french swim across the canal to get to the UK for a better life.

Yea, they go to Canada. *eye roll*

Well, I suspect we have more 500 lb bombs than Al Qaeda has leaders.

Yea, of course we do. We have more bombs than people on this planet. But that doesn't mean that they will hit the new Zarqawis. This was our 8th attempt at killing him, so don't pretend that our military is Godlike. Now, I love our Military and I am for the Iraq War. But even some pro-war'ers are getting annoying. So don't bring up a rhetorical fact that we've got more bombs then w/e...it is pretty retarded.

Is it possiable to form something like the French Foreign Legion? Where my military can accept anybody from any nation into it's ranks. Just wondering

Is it possiable to form something like the French Foreign Legion? Where my military can accept anybody from any nation into it's ranks. Just wondering

I don't think it'd be much of a problem. Or you could do what Singapore did, and hire a Division from a nation. ( They have a Division of Nepalese Troops for their Anti-Terror Corps ).

Maybe just get a compiled list of nations that wouldn't mind, and use their ethnicities.

Really, I wouldn't mind. Of course, your people hate the Japanese anyways.

The Indians did the same once, on a religous basis. In the early 1840s the Sikh's in a Kingdom called the Sutlej (somewhere in India), raised an army of nearly 100,000 troops, trained to perfection and the biggest threat to British dominance in Asia and the subcontinent. This Army fought against the British in the First Sikh War (1845-1846), they got their assess handed to them by seriously inferior numbers of British troops, although some say the Sikh Commander's fouled up their attacks on purpose as they did not want to destroy British India, as the radical Sikh's would simply rampage through Asia and nothing would be left. But anyway, around 5000 Sikh troops managed to escape from the British on several fronts and were headed back to the Sutlej, probably to kill the 8 year old Dalip Singh (the Maharaj) and his Mother who was in effective control. So they brought in an Indian Muslim regiment from rear guard duty to protect the royal family- the Hindu's never attacked them and the Sikh Army disintegrated.
Long story short, Indian Army used religiously different troops in the same way the people in Singapore use Nepalese troops.

Of course, fear is also a factor- Taliban and Iraqi insurgents are more scared of Pakistani SOF and Intel forces than anyone else. Equally in the 1980s Libya created an Islamic Pan-African Legion from dissidents in Sudan, Egypt, Tunisia, Mali and Chad, scared people in North Africa, Europe and America over what they were possible of, especially with Syrian instructors. The Libyan Military Intelligence Force (MIF) also, apparently, scare the shit out of terrorists in the Middle East, they and the Pakistani's are the two people that Insurgents from Iraq and Afghanistan do not want to end up dealing with.

Heh, I remember a joke on that.

Something along the lines of if I were an insurgent, I'd call it a blessing to be forcibly put into playing S&M with a Female Corporal rather than be put into a Happy Camp by Pakistani Special Forces.

I'm sure Bjornoya would have some random citizens that might join a foreign legion, there's nothing stopping them (except the vast difference between the luxury of Bjornoyan and Pantheaan life-styles)

On a related note I have already set up Bjornoya as home to the Salvation Army ('Are You Washed in the Blood of the Lamb' thread) so if you have some random drunks, prostitutes, homeless, or other unsightly-ones feel free to use the Salvation Army as a means to 'clean-up' so to speak.

Oh yeah, hip hip hoozah for our side!

Hehe, nice Sloganizer thing in your sig Squorn.

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( Joseph Liberator is my actual name )

I'm sure Bjornoya would have some random citizens that might join a foreign legion, there's nothing stopping them (except the vast difference between the luxury of Bjornoyan and Pantheaan life-styles)

On a related note I have already set up Bjornoya as home to the Salvation Army ('Are You Washed in the Blood of the Lamb' thread) so if you have some random drunks, prostitutes, homeless, or other unsightly-ones feel free to use the Salvation Army as a means to 'clean-up' so to speak.

Oh yeah, hip hip hoozah for our side!

Homelessness in the EOL is very low. Prostitutes are jailed, drunks are usually treated like shit by the general public. I could send some of these degenerates to you though :) I could rock a Marielle Boatlift thing.

Good to see that Zarquawi's dead.

Zarquawi Got owned (http://zarquawi.justgotowned.com)

My reserve unit is probably going back to Iraq in 2010 hopefully things will be better by then. I joined my unit the very day after they got back from iraq in Fall of 04, im the only person in that company without a combat patch :(

Good to see that Zarquawi's dead.

Zarquawi Got owned (http://zarquawi.justgotowned.com)

My reserve unit is probably going back to Iraq in 2010 hopefully things will be better by then. I joined my unit the very day after they got back from iraq in Fall of 04, im the only person in that company without a combat patch :(

That's fucking funny!

I'm going to rebegin my anti-drug campaign with a new thread. It'll be das uber. So do any nations have illegal drug exports to the EOL by way of cartel and stuff (no I'm not going to wage war against you unless you are funding it).

The only real problem drug in Cymrea - the home territory, anyway - is marijuana. The Cymrean government decriminalized it...we call it social Darwinism.

The only real problem drug in Cymrea - the home territory, anyway - is marijuana. The Cymrean government decriminalized it...we call it social Darwinism.
Psst. Get on YIM.

Yea, of course we do. We have more bombs than people on this planet. But that doesn't mean that they will hit the new Zarqawis. This was our 8th attempt at killing him, so don't pretend that our military is Godlike. Now, I love our Military and I am for the Iraq War. But even some pro-war'ers are getting annoying. So don't bring up a rhetorical fact that we've got more bombs then w/e...it is pretty retarded.

I think we'll be more than willing to try eight more times to kill the next guy, and with each one we kill, the position will become less and less attractive.

Homelessness in the EOL is very low. Prostitutes are jailed, drunks are usually treated like shit by the general public. I could send some of these degenerates to you though :) I could rock a Marielle Boatlift thing.

Sure, send some over. If they are allowed assume random Salvation Army missionaries are in the poorest neighborhoods of as many nations as possible. Relating to the anti-drug campaign as a youth I always wondered how groups like the Salvation Army were so much better at 'rehabilitation' than others. It's simple, really, since they do not seek to eliminate opiates altogether (and thus condemn the individual to 'reality') but instead merely replace a tangible opiate with a less tangible and far greater one, namely organized religion. Thus why religion is such a big role in Bjornoya. It is a drug that can make people do good things wither they want to or not; it makes the user more productive so long as they do not waste all their time praying for 'cure-alls' but working at the impossible instead.

I'm thinking of doing a re-evaluation of my 'Cure for AIDS' that would revolve heavily around this organization and another huge group of people now in my nation, the justly dubbed 'castrati.' Considering what I did I think I got off the hook too eaily, and need to explain (besides the 'Australian Incident' and Visara in general) why my African peoples did not rise against the Federation violently.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486764
Tale of the Wicked: An Empire Within...

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I think we'll be more than willing to try eight more times to kill the next guy, and with each one we kill, the position will become less and less attractive.

No not really. They'll just call it a blessing that they are getting owned in the face because they think they'll be in heaven fucking 71 Virgins about a second after they are whiped out.

The only thing to stop it is to..well..keep fighting it until they realize they are fucked either way.

If only I were in command...then again, I'd be frying in a UN Electric Chair...:-P

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Neuvo Rica [Post 13981]: This wouldn't be possible since USB traded them to you a long time ago and they were subsequently traded to Cotland in post 13758.







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I'm going to rebegin my anti-drug campaign with a new thread. It'll be das uber. So do any nations have illegal drug exports to the EOL by way of cartel and stuff (no I'm not going to wage war against you unless you are funding it).
The only thing will be drug smugglers trying to move their shit through Barbados or St. Lucia. I could RP the navy or coast guard trying to capture the drug smugglers in your thread if you want. Be advised that smuggling drugs is punishable by death in Cotland. As is dealing drugs.

We don't take kindly to drug smugglers either. Alas the RP will have several different things going on at once so you can definitely partake in it.

I'm not sure there would be much of a drug problem on the wholesome Islands of Christmas and Norfolk, but I will definitely have to look into Sri Lanka. Maybe there's some opium issues or something I could RP....

Layarteb: I was being sarcastic about the comment about Europe- although I will say that there's things about European society that I wish would permeate over here, since they're more laid back and friendly than we are here in North America.

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's death: This could be good news or terrible news- good because the insurgency may die down. Bad because it makes al-Zarqawi a martyr. At least the U.S. can say it got one of the key figures on the War on Terror. Of course, how they can't find the other one- considering he's hooked to a dialysis machine- is beyond me.

Neuvo Rica [Post 13981]: This wouldn't be possible since USB traded them to you a long time ago and they were subsequently traded to Cotland in post 13758.



The islands I got off USB and then traded to Cotland weren't these islands.

I owned the South Shetland and South Orkney Islands. I traded the south Shetlands to Cot in return for the Comoros.

Then I traded the Comoros to USB in exhchange for the South Sandwich Islands.

Neuvo Rica has traded the Comoros for South Georgia and the Sandwich islands with USB. The Neuvo Rican Empire still maintains a military complex in the Comoros though.

Der! I shouldn't do this stuff when I am tired. I'll fix it later. Bed time now must I. It's 4:49 AM.

I'm inclined to disagree, obviously I have a bias but I wonder if Europe is so great then why are all the people from 3rd world countries coming over here to make a better life than there?
Oh, we have more than our fair share. But its not as simple as you make out. They go to countries where they know they can get money for doing nothing, ie, the country with the benefit system that's easiest to cheat.

That would be Britain, right Huahin?

We get some 3rd world people in Ireland, but we mostly get Eastern Europeans. There used to be a lot of African and Indian immigration into the south, but it seems to have petered out as most of them came in the 70's and 80s, and they have kids who are Irish.

Europeans in general? That's possibly the most annoying thing you could say to me or Hirgy.
By the way, Wesley Clark, when he was a US General, ordered our troops to attack the Russians in Serbia!
We haven't lost our superpower status, UK that is, but you are the only hyperpower.


I don't consider Britain and Ireland part of Europe when I make those statements. I'm talking about the continentals.

We're getting tonnes of eastern Europeans, and the biggest contribution they've given us is shoplifting. I work at ASDA, and i'm not joking, just about every 7 in 10 shoplifters is eastern European.

Kreynoria']I don't consider Britain and Ireland part of Europe when I make those statements. I'm talking about the continentals.
Ah, that's good.

Well...

I've been lead to believe that joining Pacifinesia was a bullshit move, regardless if Mari had joined or not.

I'm not going to stand around in some BS War I'm not even a part of yet which has everyone fucking screaming and yelling oocly.

And another thing, all of you should work on this, just because you posess one good attribute doesn't make you God...it is as annoying as "Hey, who has the most pubes?"

Meh...

Japan has entered Defcon 1.

Oh, we have more than our fair share. But its not as simple as you make out. They go to countries where they know they can get money for doing nothing, ie, the country with the benefit system that's easiest to cheat.

America's a prime candidate there.

America's a prime candidate there.

Seriously Welfare needs to go. Just what we want the gov. to spend Tax money on, people who sit on there butts doing nothing.

Ireland's not so easy, if you don't work you don't get shit, and if your caught you get sent back where you came from, no appeals or any of that shit. The Eastern Europeans here actually work pretty hard, its the native thugs that do the shoplifting. There's some Turk's aswell, they get some good jobs actually, one I know manages a Subway, and he's only been working there like a year.
Chinese are the biggest minority in Belfast though, there are also Hindu's and about 5000 Muslims. As long as the Chinese hate the PRC, I'm fine with them.

Seriously Welfare needs to go. Just what we want the gov. to spend Tax money on, people who sit on there butts doing nothing.

Our social welfare programs are so abused, mostly by those within but also by foreigners who just come here to mooch off of it. That's a major problem with our illegal immigration, they just come over here, don't pay into the system and their kids use our education system, they use our health system, etc.

Chapter 7 of RTL is complete. Thanks to RomeW for RPing a fabulous job with the Quebecois who have now been beaten into submission. Quebec is officially in Layartebian control (as of Jan 1, 2006). LOL this RP is def in the past.

Lay i wouldnt mind joining the Rp. I have had many a trouble with Lesotho in the past making it prime for drugs. + Somalia would make a couold export country as well. I would def like to RP with you, let me know what you think.

Lay i wouldnt mind joining the Rp. I have had many a trouble with Lesotho in the past making it prime for drugs. + Somalia would make a couold export country as well. I would def like to RP with you, let me know what you think.

Yeah that's great. I need people who can RP as external drug dealers messing around and selling stuff within so we have targets and stuff. I could send some top secret missions into Somalia to wax drug plants and stuff, kind of like what we do in Colombia and Venezuela.

Sweet. This is your story so just TG me some main points youd like covered, if you want something to unfold..so forth.

As time slightly progresses and I open up the story more then you'll be involved, definitely with Cotland too. Perhaps in Chapter 2.

Chapter 8 of RTL has begun.

Our social welfare programs are so abused, mostly by those within but also by foreigners who just come here to mooch off of it. That's a major problem with our illegal immigration, they just come over here, don't pay into the system and their kids use our education system, they use our health system, etc.

Seriously that and President bushs little forgin works law. Thats completely stupid. Its the same thing if they come here ilegaly.

You know up until recently, TB was wiped out here in the USA. Now it's back again and why? Border jumpers!!!

You know up until recently, TB was wiped out here in the USA. Now it's back again and why? Border jumpers!!!


lol and they wonder how terrorists get in. They come in with the boarder jumpers.

lol and they wonder how terrorists get in. They come in with the boarder jumpers.

Actually the 9/11 terrorists came through Canada. The LAX bomber guy from Canada and a lot of other ones have come through Canada.

Actually the 9/11 terrorists came through Canada. The LAX bomber guy from Canada and a lot of other ones have come through Canada.

Ya thats another way to but still they could also come from the south. Our boarder security is crap.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486870

Zarqawi Humor Thread

All I have to say about our northern and southern neighbors is. "LEARN TO DRIVE!"

I've always thought that Canada's immigration policies were far too lenient, but it seems like all my American friends forget this tiny but integral point: any terrorist coming from Canada would have to get past American customs on the way in. I have to remind them that a border is a two-way line.

Lay: Surprise, surprise, Sri Lanka has a huge opium problem. Though I had to do an ass-load of research because it seems that Sri Lanka's drug laws are practically non-existent. The ones that do exist pertain to who can profit from medicines. So a nice cleansing drug-war would be welcome.

And from Hirgy's comments about there being tons of Chinese...is it just me or are there tons of Chinese in every western country? Where isn't there a Chinatown? If a billion Chinese (ostensibly in China) seems like a lot, maybe we should count up all the ones outside of China and see how many we get....

Keep the ideas coming guys. Thanks Cymrea. Chapter Two will definitely be explosive.

I've always thought that Canada's immigration policies were far too lenient, but it seems like all my American friends forget this tiny but integral point: any terrorist coming from Canada would have to get past American customs on the way in. I have to remind them that a border is a two-way line.

Lay: Surprise, surprise, Sri Lanka has a huge opium problem. Though I had to do an ass-load of research because it seems that Sri Lanka's drug laws are practically non-existent. The ones that do exist pertain to who can profit from medicines. So a nice cleansing drug-war would be welcome.

And from Hirgy's comments about there being tons of Chinese...is it just me or are there tons of Chinese in every western country? Where isn't there a Chinatown? If a billion Chinese (ostensibly in China) seems like a lot, maybe we should count up all the ones outside of China and see how many we get....

Because they're smart SOBs! Well their leaders. As far as drivers go, they can't drive for shit!

No drugs in the Imperium. (Not to many places to grow them.)

Something that needs to be kept in mind, though, is that any war on drugs is going to drive them underground, increase their street values exponentially, and make those addicts much, MUCH more desperate. The war needs to include social programming and harm reduction in addition to leaving nothing of dealers and pushors but pairs of smoking shoes and pink mist.

What do y'all think of having an E2 World Cup to coincide with the RL one? I'd host it, if I wasn't so new and small, but I would compete. Any takers?

I think it's a HOT idea I see them all the time in the other forum that we have here, "NS." I don't know how they work but I'm not opposed to it at all.

Something that needs to be kept in mind, though, is that any war on drugs is going to drive them underground, increase their street values exponentially, and make those addicts much, MUCH more desperate. The war needs to include social programming and harm reduction in addition to leaving nothing of dealers and pushors but pairs of smoking shoes and pink mist.

What do y'all think of having an E2 World Cup to coincide with the RL one? I'd host it, if I wasn't so new and small, but I would compete. Any takers?

Sounds cool.

So...we need a host. North Germania would be the mirror-version choice, but he's not nearly active enough. Perhaps we could have a blind vote, like for the awards. RP that all of our FIFA reps are voting on the host?

So...we need a host. North Germania would be the mirror-version choice, but he's not nearly active enough. Perhaps we could have a blind vote, like for the awards. RP that all of our FIFA reps are voting on the host?

Hmm idk do we want to have a world cup in the middle of a war. If we did I'd say we have it somwere in the caribbean.

Hmm idk do we want to have a world cup in the middle of a war. If we did I'd say we have it somwere in the caribbean.

I'm not opposed to letting it happen in Cuba. I could go and build a new stadium and raise my economy status for Bjorn :). You know you can trust Layartebian security :). It's up to you guys really, I'll host if you want me to host it but I have no idea how those threads are run but I could let it happen in Cuba.

No, I think in the middle of a war is a terrible idea, to put it lightly. I think it should be in a country at peace, with the RL or RP resources and knowledge to put on a global competition and keep it secure.

Lays not in the war so he could.

Lay's also pretty damn secure, so that's one idea. We'll see if others are interested in hosting, too. And see who has some experience with RP World Cups. It looks like Squorn has some useful info in that department, given his signature.

How about Varsolan drugs? I may become fairly active soon and there's a market for almost everything in Varsola.

You almost share a border with me so it would make some sense if the cartels were exporting and importing from you as well.

Lay's also pretty damn secure, so that's one idea. We'll see if others are interested in hosting, too. And see who has some experience with RP World Cups. It looks like Squorn has some useful info in that department, given his signature.

Ya but Squorn is in a war.

You almost share a border with me so it would make some sense if the cartels were exporting and importing from you as well.

Yup, and money buys power (especially in corporation-controlled Varsola) and smuggling is a profitable business. So, we got a plan?

Ya but Squorn is in a war.

Indeed. The only thing is that it is Hurricane Season currently so if it were in the Caribbean we might have to put it somewhere below the Hurricane belt, effectively elminating Cuba actually (sorry guys) but Trinidad would work.

We could have it in the states. Tennesse, NY

We could have it in the states. Tennesse, NY

Eh those are boring places. You know you want somewhere lavish where you can stay for a little while and enjoy beaches and fine tropical ladies :).

Eh those are boring places. You know you want somewhere lavish where you can stay for a little while and enjoy beaches and fine tropical ladies :).

Lol, you guys should join me in taunting the people in the This is getting out of hand thread. Oooooo Tropical Ladies. hmmmm I could find a wife for my Emporer.

Lol, you guys should join me in taunting the people in the This is getting out of hand thread. Oooooo Tropical Ladies. hmmmm I could find a wife for my Emporer.

They're hot down there.

They're hot down there.

Sweet Queen for the Emporer.

Sweet Queen for the Emporer.

Introduce some Layartebian into that bloodline of yours.

Damnit, E2 Olympics never gets off the fucking ground. I could be kicking ass both in Winter and Summer now. With a near monopoly on the continent of Africa and the majority of E2's black population TATO would own in track-n-field and with a bit of funding and cool sneakers basketball as well.

Soccor? Sure, that's actually an excellent economic boost so long as it remains temporary. As my Argentinian brother-in-law tells me down there when the world cup comes around the nation goes on a quasi-religious 'month of rest' just to keep up with the games. Businesses close early, people sit on their asses and drink in front of the TV. A great burst of consumerism really, not unlike Christmas.

I'll send a team that will most likely be eliminated early due to both other activites and RL soccor experience (coached for 4 years, lost every damned time *sigh*)

Squorn is in a war, yes. But so is RL America, and they're certainly not missing the tournament.

I'm thinking Layarteb would be a good host, particularly in the Caribbean, eastern USA, Ireland, or South America. Rome would be good for Canada, western USA, and South America. Hawdawg could be good, too, in Britain. North Germania just owns too much of Europe not to be around very often...:(

I'd say Australia might be good, but for the war happening close by and probably being the site of some actual fighting.


At any rate, I introduce to you the FIFA kit for Cymrea (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/CymreaKit.png)! And goalkeepers (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/CymreaGKKit.png)!

I've made a blank version, in case anyone wants to make their own. Hawdawg and Hirgizstan are lucky enough that their national flags are from countries actually in the World Cup. Theirs are ready-made, if they want.

Introduce some Layartebian into that bloodline of yours.

Tryin to breed me out. lol

The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots. If we can't drive them out...we'll breed them out.

Perhaps the problem with Dweladelfia Prime is that it's full of Dweladelfians...:D

Perhaps the problem with Dweladelfia Prime is that it's full of Dweladelfians...:D

LOL!

Squorn: You seem to have some experience in this regard...how are NS World Cups run?

Yeah so, yeah...

RL Hurricanes will be also in existence in my area of the world this year. So if we get decimated by a CAT5 then fun for the whole family :). I don't know if you others want to do that but I'll be doing that on my "block."

I got drought to worry about in Chad. Plenty of bottled water though.

Star Wars marathon in SURROUND sound @ 900 watts

Ain't this some shit!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism

RL Hurricanes will be also in existence in my area of the world this year. So if we get decimated by a CAT5 then fun for the whole family :). I don't know if you others want to do that but I'll be doing that on my "block."

Lol adds the romantasism of my prince findin a queen. (Yes I demoted him. It dosnt seem right to have a 15 y/o running an Imperium.

Ain't this some shit!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism
Yeah, they had a documentary on that thing on the History Channel a while back.

Go to

www.google.cn

and type in Tiananmen Square. Funny isn't it?

Transferring my chunk of Yemen to Ottoman Khaif, although I maintain unlimited basing rights and access to airspace + waters.

So whens the world cup gonna start? And what sports are in it?

Transferring my chunk of Yemen to Ottoman Khaif, although I maintain unlimited basing rights and access to airspace + waters.
I confirmed this deal.

Go to

www.google.cn

and type in Tiananmen Square. Funny isn't it?

Not...really.

It's China, what do you expect?

And this is old'd, for me atleast...

Also, you should have done it a couple of months ago.

All it came up with was Tourism, and it being a Happy Place.

Even funnier, try -

Hu Jintao Sucks

Mao Zedong Sucks

Mao Sucks

Zedong Sucks

China Corrupt

etc

Go to

www.google.cn

and type in Tiananmen Square. Funny isn't it?



Corporate censorship and a priority of profit over free speech. Same thing happens here in the US…

and to think the internet was once thought as a tool that would end abuse of government and prevent another "Iron Curtain", now it has become the iron curtain

how so?

Corporate censorship and a priority of profit over free speech. Same thing happens here in the US…

and to think the internet was once thought as a tool that would end abuse of government and prevent another "Iron Curtain", now it has become the iron curtain

Ya. THey may say were a free market nation. In the real world were really 2/3 free market, 1/3 socialist.

Ain't this some shit!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism

Proof that the ancients were more crafty and technologically advanced than we give them credit for. To that end, I present Exhibit B (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Battery).

You can't actually compare the USA to China, thats just plain dumb.
For one thing China has 800 Million people below the poverty line (living on less than $2 a day). (Source: The Economist, 2006).

Squorn is in a war, yes. But so is RL America, and they're certainly not missing the tournament.

I'm thinking Layarteb would be a good host, particularly in the Caribbean, eastern USA, Ireland, or South America. Rome would be good for Canada, western USA, and South America. Hawdawg could be good, too, in Britain. North Germania just owns too much of Europe not to be around very often...:(

I'd say Australia might be good, but for the war happening close by and probably being the site of some actual fighting.


At any rate, I introduce to you the FIFA kit for Cymrea (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/CymreaKit.png)! And goalkeepers (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/CymreaGKKit.png)!

I've made a blank version, in case anyone wants to make their own. Hawdawg and Hirgizstan are lucky enough that their national flags are from countries actually in the World Cup. Theirs are ready-made, if they want.


could you post a link to the blank uniform?

Absolutely! Kit blank is here (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/FIFAKitBlank.png).

It's in .png format, so yoiu can just dump paint colour into it and not worry about that stupid blending of colours like in jpeg format. I look forward to seeing everyone's futbol kits.

As you all can see, Adidas is the official sponsor of the Cymrean Football Association. :D

I'm excited, I just suck at making a uniform.

Huahin's kits. (http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=424478) The goalkeeper kit can be chosen from a number of colours, or the goalkeeper's own creations, depending on the colour of the opposition shirts.

Japanese Soccer Uniform (http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4218/japanfifa0tr.png)

I'm not done with it yet, tell me what y'all think.

http://www.fussballportal.de/images/wm2006/japan.jpg

Or I could use the real life one...>>

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a147/darth_avondale/SocerKit.jpg

How so?

Lets hear an example. When corporate sponsers started advertising on PBS, they demanded that PBS remove some of their programs like NOW with Bill Moyer and replaced it with Wall Street Week. This is because some of PBS's shows focused on white collor crime which the corporate sponser viewed as "liberal bias" (its not liberal bias its the fact that these companies are cheating their workers) but with that cut the network showed us that "We can't handle the truth." I used PBS as an example cause its a public domain.
Much in the same way that the internet is a public domain for now....FOR NOW that is, cause somer providers are no longer going to respect the net neutraility. Meaning internet providers can decide which internet pages open more easily on you based on WHICH SITE PAYS AT&T AN EXTRA FEE or other internet providers. The more money your company shells out to AT&T(or other provider) the more better connection your business will get. And unfair playing field for small business

Profit over freespeech


and since NS doesn't make a profit...
SAY GOODBYE TO NATIONSTATES!!! (or wait for an even slower download time)
Senator Ron Wydan (D-OR)has a bill that would prevent that from happening but it probably won't get far

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6249/japanfifa3wu.png

Left - Home
Right - Not...home

Goalee comming soon.

Also, it will be a very cold day in hell before any lone company really got that much power over the net.

Sweet im going to make a football uniform

Bjornoyan Soccor Uniforms (http://www.freewebs.com/bjornoya/Uniform.PNG)

I have little fasion sense but the bit I acquired from my sisters tells me these are incredibly ugly. I was tempted to put orange polka dots on them. Well, at least the fans will be able to tell which ones are Bjornoyan.

I like it, it is very colorful. Infact, it is more realistic than the rest of ours because in the real FIFA everyone is like...a color-graph on cloth...lol

Hey, I'm a Soccer/FIFA nubcake galore...is there a limit on players? And how many players are allowed on the field by each team individually? like...12?

Kyokujitsu Roster
Kyokujitsu - Rising Sun

Goalkeepers

Name: NARAZAKI Seigo (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8619/narazaki1aa.jpg)
Jersey #: 1
Age: 30
Caps:
Goals:

Name: DOI Yoichi (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4219/doi3xe.jpg)
Jersey #: 12
Age: 33
Caps:
Goals:

Name: KAWAGUCHI Yoshikatsu (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7255/kawaguchi9qd.jpg)
Jersey #: 23
Age: 31
Caps:
Goals:

Defenders

Name: MONIWA Teruyuki (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1682/moniwa2dj.jpg)
Jersey #: 2
Age: 24
Caps:
Goals:

Name: KOMANO Yuichi (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2121/komano5cv.jpg)
Jersey #: 3
Age: 25
Caps:
Goals:

Name: MIYAMOTO Tsuneyasu (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1488/miyamoto7sj.jpg)
Jersey #: 5
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: NAKATA Koji (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5243/nakata0jw.jpg)
Jersey #: 6
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: SANTOS Alessandro (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3792/santos1yv.jpg)
Jersey #: 14
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: TSUBOI Keisuke (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/908/tsuboi7bo.jpg)
Jersey #: 19
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: KAJI Akira (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4176/kaji5rt.jpg)
Jersey #: 21
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: NAKAZAWA Yuji (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2007/nakazawa3ar.jpg)
Jersey #: 22
Age: 28
Caps:
Goals:

Midfielders

Name: ENDO Yasuhito (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8748/endo9ew.jpg)
Jersey #: 4
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: NAKATA Hidetoshi (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9053/nakatah8ia.jpg)
Jersey #: 7
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: OGASAWARA Mitsuo (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4872/ogasawara1sk.jpg)
Jersey #: 8
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: NAKAMURA Shunsuke (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7489/nakamura0hh.jpg)
Jersey #: 10
Age: 28
Caps:
Goals:

Name: FUKUNISHI Takashi (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8606/fukunishi1yp.jpg)
Jersey #: 15
Age: 30
Caps:
Goals:

Name: INAMOTO Junichi (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4585/inamoto4km.jpg)
Jersey #: 17
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: ONO Shinji (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1702/ono8kt.jpg)
Jersey #: 18
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Forwards

Name: TAKAHARA Naohiro (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1813/takahara0mp.jpg)
Jersey #: 9
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: MAKI Seiichiro (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5641/maki2bp.jpg)
Jersey #: 11
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: YANAGISAWA Atsushi (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4061/yanagisawa4gy.jpg)
Jersey #: 13
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: OGURO Masashi (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1113/oguro2fz.jpg)
Jersey #: 16
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: TAMADA Keiji (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7721/tamada5kj.jpg)
Jersey #: 20
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Also, should I use their RL stats or bullshit some mediocre ones or start adding stats throughout the games?

Yay FIFA. Ive played soccer my entire life. Ill be starting keeper for Varsity this year. Should have been last year, stupid 6,9 kid. I promise im not one of those township kids either. Select.

Jersey's tomorrow.

Lay: Are you interesting in hosting the E2 World Cup?

Bjorn: You could put orange polka-dots on if you want. There really isn't anything saying that a country's kit has to match the flag. Holland has orange jerseys, which originate from the former royal House of Orange; Croatia has a cool jersey with a red and white checkerboard pattern that is found only in their coat of arms; Australia has yellow jerseys and green shorts...and neither of those colours are in their flag.

I suppose the only question you might ask yourself is what would my nation's kit look like if designed by Nike, or Umbro, or Adidas? After that, it just a matter of putting the colours in. Details could include numbering, and a national soccer/football association logo could go over the heart and on the shorts. Soccer kits don't have home and away like most professional sports. They have official colours that they wear all the time, except when it might clash with a home team (home teams get first choice of which kit they want to wear). The other kit is a reserve kit that is fairly distinct from the official.

You can get a great look at all the kits at the official World Cup (http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/) site.

Kyokujitsu Roster
Kyokujitsu - Rising Sun

Goalkeepers

Name: NARAZAKI Seigo (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8619/narazaki1aa.jpg)
Jersey #: 1
Age: 30
Caps:
Goals:

Name: DOI Yoichi (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4219/doi3xe.jpg)
Jersey #: 12
Age: 33
Caps:
Goals:

Name: KAWAGUCHI Yoshikatsu (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7255/kawaguchi9qd.jpg)
Jersey #: 23
Age: 31
Caps:
Goals:

Defenders

Name: MONIWA Teruyuki (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1682/moniwa2dj.jpg)
Jersey #: 2
Age: 24
Caps:
Goals:

Name: KOMANO Yuichi (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2121/komano5cv.jpg)
Jersey #: 3
Age: 25
Caps:
Goals:

Name: MIYAMOTO Tsuneyasu (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1488/miyamoto7sj.jpg)
Jersey #: 5
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: NAKATA Koji (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5243/nakata0jw.jpg)
Jersey #: 6
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: SANTOS Alessandro (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3792/santos1yv.jpg)
Jersey #: 14
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: TSUBOI Keisuke (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/908/tsuboi7bo.jpg)
Jersey #: 19
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: KAJI Akira (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4176/kaji5rt.jpg)
Jersey #: 21
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: NAKAZAWA Yuji (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2007/nakazawa3ar.jpg)
Jersey #: 22
Age: 28
Caps:
Goals:

Midfielders

Name: ENDO Yasuhito (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8748/endo9ew.jpg)
Jersey #: 4
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: NAKATA Hidetoshi (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9053/nakatah8ia.jpg)
Jersey #: 7
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: OGASAWARA Mitsuo (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4872/ogasawara1sk.jpg)
Jersey #: 8
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: NAKAMURA Shunsuke (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7489/nakamura0hh.jpg)
Jersey #: 10
Age: 28
Caps:
Goals:

Name: FUKUNISHI Takashi (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8606/fukunishi1yp.jpg)
Jersey #: 15
Age: 30
Caps:
Goals:

Name: INAMOTO Junichi (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4585/inamoto4km.jpg)
Jersey #: 17
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: ONO Shinji (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1702/ono8kt.jpg)
Jersey #: 18
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Forwards

Name: TAKAHARA Naohiro (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1813/takahara0mp.jpg)
Jersey #: 9
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: MAKI Seiichiro (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5641/maki2bp.jpg)
Jersey #: 11
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: YANAGISAWA Atsushi (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4061/yanagisawa4gy.jpg)
Jersey #: 13
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: OGURO Masashi (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1113/oguro2fz.jpg)
Jersey #: 16
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Name: TAMADA Keiji (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7721/tamada5kj.jpg)
Jersey #: 20
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

Also, should I use their RL stats or bullshit some mediocre ones or start adding stats throughout the games?

Hidetoshi Nakata and Shinji Ono are your best players by the way.
So if we're taking RL players, I guess I'm having England then.

I just made my guys up...though they play for RL clubs. :D

In case anyone missed it, there's a thread on the FOF for kits and rosters, now.

The internet is neutral though, do you think Perverts would be able to access their filth and evil if good people had the power? Yes is the answer. Your throwing up conspiracy theories were there are none. The Media is always biased, one way or another, just because PBS is one example doesn't mean nothing. CNN, for example, has a liberal agenda, CBS has a liberal agenda and so on and so forth. The internet is too damm big to censor right now, even in China the majority of internet users can ditch their IP in 2 seconds and be searching free as a bird. To say that the internet is not a bastion of free speech and is starting to get more censored, is, right now, nuts. I wish it was more censored, there are a lot of perverts and evil people out there, the internet feeds their disgusting brains. Censorship would eradicate that, but its not like its actually going to happen.


Hirgizstanian National Soccer Team Kit:

Official/Home and Reserve/Away Kit:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/E2WCHNST02.png

Goalkeepers:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/Karl187/E2Keepers.png


HNST Roster:

Goalkeepers

Name: Karlos Metaxas
Jersey #: 1
Age: 24
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Simoge Gudo
Jersey #: 04
Age: 31
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Yevgeni Srebovitch
Jersey #: 12
Age: 28
Caps:
Goals:

Defenders

Name: Basim Aziz ibn Adbul Al-Hashim
Jersey #: 03
Age: 21
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Josef Codanzos
Jersey #: 06
Age: 27
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Sunny Kipkene
Jersey #: 08
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Vladimir Nakovo
Jersey #: 29
Age: 31
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Miguel Salazar
Jersey #: 14
Age: 19
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Franco Nogeime
Jersey #: 18
Age: 20
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Adib Al-Hishkali
Jersey #: 25
Age: 24
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Yuri Krepovich
Jersey #: 24
Age: 33
Caps:
Goals:

Midfielders

Name: Alan Trego
Jersey #: 02
Age: 30
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Ditko Markovich
Jersey #: 06
Age: 25
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Ivan Yaro
Jersey #: 23
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Gregory Ogodo
Jersey #: 11
Age: 28
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Abu Karim Muhammad al-Jamil
Jersey #: 20
Age: 32
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Artemis Nikzos
Jersey #: 17
Age: 28
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Eric Jiminez
Jersey #: 18
Age: 22
Caps:
Goals:

Forwards

Name: Aedon Celosia
Jersey #: 09
Age: 19
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Damaris Idalia
Jersey #: 14
Age: 21
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Ahmed Al-Karani
Jersey #: 16
Age: 29
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Akpena Kengi
Jersey #: 21
Age: 23
Caps:
Goals:

Name: Ibrahim Al-Estani
Jersey #: 20
Age: 26
Caps:
Goals:

*Apologises for shamelessly copying Pyschotika*;)

I picked Japan's team because I am Japan. You don't even have England, and if everyone feels like it then I'll make up my own team. You are also pissy at my because I am temporarily out of Pacifinesia.

Hi there,
i'd like to claim the northern marian islands.

Look on the claims list dude, make sure no one else has claimed them before claiming yourself.

As for the teams thing, mine are completely fictional, but you could say my team's talent would be guessed by taking the best players from Northern/Central Africa, Greece and Russia and adding them all together.

Huahin, you realize that I'm not actually using the REAL LIFE team that I'm just using the names and their pictures. Notice how I didn't post their REAL LIFE stats? Stop being a child. You posted England's team AND their stats, so really you are the one being a bit stupid.

damn...
my search key was "northern marian islands"^^
Well, is there any square inch of free land on the map?
I wasn't able to find some...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=487315

First rp here on E2, shouldn't be hard to figure out where this is going.

Doom and Ty, sorry about using the title, but our original idea never happened so I kind of just used it.

Hi there,
i'd like to claim the northern marian islands.

Add another one to the list Lay.

As far as internet troubles Pantheaa, Congress has been trying to reign in the internet for years. Another stupid idea they are tossing about is a tax for its use. Any of these things won't pass the smell test with the Supreme Court becuase it violates the tenet of free speech.

When politicians start trying to pass laws dealing with morals they are on thin ice because they don't have any to set an example with.


-Hawdawg

A YEAR IN AMERICA: 16,912 MURDERS; 92,837 RAPES

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/06/12/D8I6MG9G1.html

I wonder how many were repeat offenders, cut loose from jail or never convicted because of our double standard justice system or because of legislation introduced by our wonderful Democrats that keeps them out of jail forever. Ladies and gentlemen of the world, rejoice if you loathe America, for those within will see to its destruction and they will claim to do it in the name of "Freedom."

Now:

A YEAR IN Layarteb: 1,661 MURDERS; 952 RAPES

well...
i just had another idea...
Am I allowed to claim the island of atlantis?

I wonder how many were repeat offenders, cut loose from jail or never convicted because of our double standard justice system or because of legislation introduced by our wonderful Democrats that keeps them out of jail forever. Ladies and gentlemen of the world, rejoice if you loathe America, for those within will see to its destruction and they will claim to do it in the name of "Freedom."
Interesting. I've got the verbal exam in English in less than 48 hours, and I picked the theme "Current Issues in the United States."

As a result, I'm thinking about using the following topic for my presentation, which is to last approx. 10 minutes: "In which ways, if any, is the American-led War on Terrorism connected to the illegal immigration problem the United States faces?"

If anyone want to give me a few comments or helpful hints related to that topic, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Bloody Democrats...fulfilling Krushchev's prediction.

Anyway, I found a little song about my native town today, I'll post the lyrcis up here for y'all to see.

Belfast Town, By Mick Moloney (You can find this on ITunes).

We've barricades and gelignite and gunmen walk the streets
We've CS gas imported for the hungry kids to eat
Our towns and knells are a castle now and the waves begin to pound
And I'll tell you, John, I've oft time longed to leave old Belfast town.

Oh Belfast is a city where decent men are few
Where drums and guns have mesmerized the working man, it's true
Where democracy means hypocrasy and corruption does abound.
And I'll tell you, John, I've oft time longed to leave old Belfast town.

For long we've been exploited and I have asked why
That men without compunction were allowed to bleed us dry
In many a filthy tenement in districts fallen down
And I'll tell you, John, I've oft time longed to leave old Belfast town.

Our minds are filled with poison and I fear it is too late
To wipe our walls of malice and the words that speak of hate
For freedom has been banished now and honest men put down
And I'll tell you, John, I've oft time longed to leave old Belfast town.

Oh well now, John, you've been and gone around the world to see
And have you found a country where the working man is free
Where there are no grasping landlords nor forces of the crown
Ah, tell me, John, and I'll be gone far from old Belfast town.

And is it all true? Yup, every word, not a bit of embellishment. The country he's talking about at the end is America. (By the way, if you don't believe the lyrcis, check the BBC website for stories. Latest killing was a 14 year old kid last month, beaten to death for being a Catholic. And there's probably been countless other murders and beatings and rapes I don't care to count. Funny, we have a crime rate to rival London yet we only have aroun 1.5 Million people in Northern Ireland, and only over half a million in Belfast, 'decent men are few'. Unfortunately I can't blame someone like the Democrats. Terrorists and Britain is about as far as it goes, and thats like hitting a brick wall.)

Oh, and the guy who won the Palme D'Or at Cannes for The Wind That Shakes the Barley, the British communist director, Ken Loach- his film is about the Great Patriotic War, and it shows the British in a terribly brutal light, and the Irish as angels. Don't see the damm movie and don't believe the shite. The war was as brutal as it gets, bad shit on both sides. I also take exception to some british communist prick trying to tell me my own fucking history. The shit I've heard people call him, I wouldn't dare repeat it here, what can I say, he deserves it. I better go to the gym, before I punch someone.

I don't see how the net neutrality relates with internet preds. In polly sci that is whats called the bait and switch tactic. In terms of the internet preds
their needs to be more personal responsibility, parents need to teach their dumb kids not to give away their home address like a dumbass. So no matter what laws are passed, it will still happen unless parents can get their act together.

After some thinking, discussing and reading, I've decided to change the topic for my exam. It is now “What does the illegal immigration to the United States constitute, and what are its effects on the United States?”

If anyone has any thoughts on that topic, feel free to share them here!

I personally think we should mine and string barbed wire along the border, maybe throw up some machinegun nests. That'll keep them from coming across (those Canadian bastards!)

:)

I picked Japan's team because I am Japan. You don't even have England, and if everyone feels like it then I'll make up my own team. You are also pissy at my because I am temporarily out of Pacifinesia.
I'm not bothered about the fact you're out of Pacifinesia, aside from the fact that I gave you lands for free, under the pretence that you were staying in.
Yes, I know you're Japan! No shit! I picked the England squad, as you picked the Japanese squad. But I've made my own changes to it, and as clearly stated its WIP. Which stands for Work In Progress. Besides, do not critisize me on a subject which you know nothing about compared to me.
I am not, and did not, critisize you for picking Japan, I merely added some helpful information on who were their best players, even if it turns out their whole team is pretty useless (well, what do you expect when they're almost all under 6ft and a bunch of divers and cheats), as Australia have proven.
Stop with this victimisation complex that you seem to have developed.

well...
i just had another idea...
Am I allowed to claim the island of atlantis?
Surely you lot must have some kinda island you'd be willing to give this guy. He wants to join E2, and what's the harm in letting him have a tiny piece of land?
Ah, to hell with it, The 5 Stars Islands, if ya wanna join, you can have Monaco from me.

I'm not bothered about the fact you're out of Pacifinesia, aside from the fact that I gave you lands for free, under the pretence that you were staying in.
Yes, I know you're Japan! No shit! I picked the England squad, as you picked the Japanese squad. But I've made my own changes to it, and as clearly stated its WIP. Which stands for Work In Progress. Besides, do not critisize me on a subject which you know nothing about compared to me.
I am not, and did not, critisize you for picking Japan, I merely added some helpful information on who were their best players, even if it turns out their whole team is pretty useless (well, what do you expect when they're almost all under 6ft and a bunch of divers and cheats), as Australia have proven.
Stop with this victimisation complex that you seem to have developed.

Victimisation? Fuck you you little twat. All I was trying to really say was that you shouldn't use your real life stats OR made up stats, for the fact NO FOOTBALL GAME HAS BEEN PLAYED IN EII YET. And for Australia and Japan, the one fucker who put his shirt in his mouth at the end is the cheat.

Also, I'm not out of Pacifinesia for good. I'm tired of ME being victimised by people in general on EII. I've gotten shit for remaining neutral, and I've gotten shit for not BACKSTABBING YOU when Ty and the rest WANTED me too. So stfu, you have no clue what is happening. If I used you, you'd know. I havn't, nor do I plan too.

Victimisation? Fuck you you little twat. All I was trying to really say was that you shouldn't use your real life stats OR made up stats, for the fact NO FOOTBALL GAME HAS BEEN PLAYED IN EII YET. And for Australia and Japan, the one fucker who put his shirt in his mouth at the end is the cheat.
How the hell is he a cheat? Australia were by far the better team compared to the Japs. It was only a matter of time before Australia won, bearing in mind Japan were lucky that the ref allowed their goal.
As I said before, about the stats, I was in a hurry, hense me putting WIP, which means work in progress. I just copied and pasted a lot over without checking it too much. I'm sorry for forgetting to delete the stats.

Anyway, let's keep this in Lay's forum.

How the hell is he a cheat? Australia were by far the better team compared to the Japs. It was only a matter of time before Australia won, bearing in mind Japan were lucky that the ref allowed their goal.
As I said before, about the stats, I was in a hurry, hense me putting WIP, which means work in progress. I just copied and pasted a lot over without checking it too much. I'm sorry for forgetting to delete the stats.

I know what WIP means, but generally I took it as that you were working on the Uni's and other stuff still and not removing the stats. Could have made a small note, or have said that you were going to remove the stats asap after I said something.

Also, Australia got a shit load of luck near the end.

Oh yea, this is my puppet >>. Anyways, yea I'm Pyschotika just...so you know. So yea, lets keep it to PMs on Lay's forum. *Was going to mention it anyways*

I suck...And so does the uniform I made. Whatever. Away reverses the black and purple, and goalee reverses purple and orange.

But how do I post the pic after I edited it?

Ummm..

Imageshack :-P

Or Photobucket.

Huahin and Pys: You guys should decide your games on the field instead of in the parking lot. You both sound like English hooligans...:D I can imagine the chain-link fences and brawling in the stands. It'd be great if you could vent like that in an RP from the fans' perspective.