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Ok, you can have Chechen Republic, and I get Southern Egypt.
Done deal.

I transfer all my claims to Ottoman Khaif.

I transfer all my claims to Ottoman Khaif.
I confirm this, and Cotland is here by given Cyprus.

I confirm this, and Cotland is here by given Cyprus.
...which I graciously accept. Thanks.

If I had realised that that was what was required of me then I would have done so, I was stupid to miss that and I'll take note of that in the future. But my request for that rule to be changed still stands though.

Can't speak for Lay, but I'm pretty sure that's what he'd want.

Then again... a made up earth is also not realistic.

There's a lot about Earth II that isn't realistic- like the population thing, since I don't think the RL Earth can hold the amount of people we have here (we've got about 100 billion or so people on Earth II). So everything here's kind of skewered.

International Military Press Release

The Cymrean Armed Forces are proud to announce that Ravendyne, the national military research, development and construction corporation, has begun operations in Cymrea.

It is anticipated that Ravendyne will begin production of military vessels, vehicles, and aircraft within the year. The reverse engineering of current asset designs - with the notable exception of the Cottish M-35, which remains under Cymrean-respected copyright - shall allow Ravendyne to produce: Challenger 1 Main Battle Tanks; Sabre, Spartan, Scimitar, Striker, Samson, Samaritan, and Sultan AFVs; F/A-18 Hornets in their A, B, and D variants; SH-60R Seahawk ASW helicopters; old-British Type 23 frigates; old-British Type 42 Batch 3 destroyers; old-British Hunt Class Minehunters; and old-British Albion Class Landing Platform Dock Ships.

The Cymrean Ministry of Defence is also offering contracts for military designs not currently possessed, foremost among them, the M-35 owned by the Kingdom of Cotland.

It is hoped that Rome will contribute to our endeavours by supplementing Ravendyne with Imperial designs.


Ever in service,

Gareth Rhys,
Consul Legatus of Cymrea.

Bjorn: would you be so kind as to add Ravendyne to the BISE, to be listed under Defence? 1M shares Preferred, at $80/share with $0.50/share dividend. Cheers and thanks in advance.

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Hawdawg [Post 11382]: Okay.
Hawdawg [Post 11392]: Thread added.
DP [Post 11393]: Okay.
Pantheaa [Post 11394]: There are no reserved claims.
DP [Post 11396]: Okay but I still can't find any land area on it so I can't give it to you until I find that so give me some time and I will google it a bunch of times.
Cotland [Post 11403]: Okay.
Chronosia [Post 11407]: Alright, welcome to Earth II.
Huahin [Post 11410]: Added.
Huahin [Post 11411]: Thread added.
DP [Post 11436]: Okay.
Neuvo Rica [Post 11442]: I understand but the rule doesn't require you to do anything serious. All you have to do is post something short and simple and modify it later. If you have the time to post a claim it only takes another few minutes to actually just get up a thread and post the URL to the main thread. It doesn't have to be complex or big, maybe just an introduction or something.
Huahin [Post 11443]: Sparta still hasn't confirmed anything on that Caucasus stuff so don't get ahead of yourself. The only things you can legitimately give up is Armenia and your part of Georgia. As for what was part of the claiming between you and Sparta that still has to be confirmed. If these are what you want to give up to Gen. then just say so and they are.
Spizania [Post 11444]: They're being RP'd but you can weigh into it if you want, there is no rule that says you can't.
DP [Post 11453]: Okay.
Geneticon [Post 11469]: Yes buying from storefronts counts.
Spizania [Post 11485]: Jervis Bay was included in the ACT because of the way it was organized with land.
Ottoman Khaif [Post 11499]: Alright Egypt (south) & Chechnya traded.
NTG [Post 11502]: Sorry to see you go. Confirmed.
OK/Cotland [Post 11503]: Okay.






Spreadsheet: The spreadsheet is fooed. Please look at it to ensure what is there is what you have claimed. Please check the maps and the claim list also.




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I now own all of Ottoman Khaif's Parts of Antarctica. For Easter Island, Nauru Island, 4 Trillion USDs, A military base and a free trade agreement.

The spreadsheet, claims list, and maps are really fucked up guys. I must have messed up a back up or something, who knows, but could you all verify everything?

The Empire and Ottoman Khaif have a free trade agreement now.

I now own all of Ottoman Khaif's Parts of Antarctica. For Easter Island, Nauru Island, 4 Trillion USDs, A military base and a free trade agreement.
I confirm this deal...

The spreadsheet, claims list, and maps are really fucked up guys. I must have messed up a back up or something, who knows, but could you all verify everything?

Works fine for me.

Works fine for me.

So all your claims are 100% okay on all things? It isn't workability it's that the data is in question.

So all your claims are 100% okay on all things? It isn't workability it's that the data is in question.

Oh ok I see what you mean let me Check.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474108

Fun for the whole family.

@Lay, all seems well w/spreadsheets and maps

@Cymrea: Will add that by tommorow latest.

Well, I detected a few anamolies.

1.) I no longer own Phillipines (part) as the claims list claims, nor do I own Norfolk Island or Christmas Island which were abandoned for anyone to claim at the time of my leaving Australia.
2.) On the Europe (http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/Nation-States/Earth%20II/Maps/europe.jpg) map, I'm listed as the Kingdom of Norway, and to my great amusement, Zeeeland is also listed there.

Other than that, it looked good to me.

Does this mean I'm in?

Never mind.... just got your TG Lay.

Huahin... can you clarify what you're transferring to me?

The maps and claims list look fine to me. Haven't checked the spreadsheet tho.

Everything is fine on the claims list + spreadsheet.

Everything looks okay to me on claims list & spreadsheet.

Central Asia map still has me as 'NeoSuun Zhonghua' though.

Spread sheets fine for me.

Well, I detected a few anamolies.

1.) I no longer own Phillipines (part) as the claims list claims, nor do I own Norfolk Island or Christmas Island which were abandoned for anyone to claim at the time of my leaving Australia.

Okay who owns them?

Okay who owns them?

Is there any notable unclaimed land left on the earth?

Is there any notable unclaimed land left on the earth?

Latvia.

Latvia.

Very cool... can I take them... while I'm waiting for Huahin? I see that other members have scattered claims throughout the world... could I as well?

Very cool... can I take them... while I'm waiting for Huahin? I see that other members have scattered claims throughout the world... could I as well?

It is reserved for new members so yes you can.

It is reserved for new members so yes you can.

Thank you... I just write a new post talking about the rise of my country... correct?

Thank you... I just write a new post talking about the rise of my country... correct?

You aren't required to but it would be in good taste if you did.

Massive military improvement program

:: coming soon from the ILM & LDC ::

It will be called Project MMIP

You aren't required to but it would be in good taste if you did.

Here she is:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474154

Here she is:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474154

Cool.

Just for the record, as of monday, my time here will be limited due to my new job!!! :D

Hitman?
Rodeo Clown?
Child day-care specialist?
Actuary?
Paper-boy?

Would somebody do me the favor of RPing some resistance Here? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=472601)

I have confirmed Hauhin's agreement over dividing Gorgia and Azerbaijan. And sorry for my inactivity, but where did Nikalaus The Great go?

Has anybody claimed North Korea or South Korea yet? If not... I do now.

Would somebody do me the favor of RPing some resistance Here? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=472601)


I'll be happy to. I've been waiting for a good RP for a while now.

Has anybody claimed North Korea or South Korea yet? If not... I do now.

Yes all land has been claimed, except small Islands that we dont know about. If you find there namesand land areas you can claim them.

Hey guys, just letting you know I'm still alive.

Having a good deal of personal problems. I'm really broke and looking for a new job, but hopefully I'll be back and playing soon.

-- K.

And sorry for my inactivity, but where did Nikalaus The Great go?

How the hell should I know? Away from E2 apparently.

And sorry for my inactivity, but where did Nikalaus The Great go?

He no longer rps on these forums , so I ask him for his lands and he give it to me...so yeah...

Just for the record, as of monday, my time here will be limited due to my new job!!! :D

Congrats! Hope you enjoy it.

ANNOUNCEMENT!

The claim for North & South Korea in the 'Taking Back....' thread has now been officially concluded with their joyous accession to UER statehood.

Long live the Revolution!

::Let Morning Shine plays in the background as the Eastasian flag flaps in the wind::

Seeing as no one else has done so since Cotland's post, Cymrea claims Christmas Island and Norfolk Island. RP thread forthcoming.

I'll give anyone all my lands if they can write me a 20 page analysis on Legal aid to the poor

Or a 8 page report on the radical press
Writing term papers suck

He no longer rps on these forums , so I ask him for his lands and he give it to me...so yeah...

Shit I thought he was in vacation mode still and I wanted to call Greece my own if he left and I have men down there fighting in his Civil War! God that inactivity is killing me!:gundge:

I'll give anyone all my lands if they can write me a 20 page analysis on Legal aid to the poor

Or a 8 page report on the radical press
Writing term papers suck


Damn I wanted your lands too but I have no clue about those subjects! Oh My God!:headbang:

Just for the record, as of monday, my time here will be limited due to my new job!!! :D

Sheep masturbator?

chicken sexer?

RP thread for Cymrea's claim to Norfolk and Christmas Islands.

Operation Ravenwing (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474244)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474249

Secret IC thread, The Heretic Project

Lay not to sure but on the spreadsheet i think you might have me down for a little more land in sm than i actually have. I say that because under zimbabwe you have around 300 sm which i dont think the entire country is that big.

Okay I'll check this.

I'd like to announce that I did it- my first ever interview for my music site (http://www.geocities.com/corneriarocks). The band's called Dala (http://www.dalagirls.com), a local folk-pop duo (essentially it's a folkier version of Sarah McLachlan or Jewel) and they're great. You can see the interview here:

http://www.geocities.com/corneriarocks/dalaforevertwentysomething.html

Yes, I'm pumped about it! I feel so important now. :cool:

Sheep masturbator?
Didn't you hear the news? He's now the top bodyguard to the King of Norway.

Didn't you hear the news? He's now the top bodyguard to the King of Norway.
No, that's not until August/September [whenever I get into the Army and out of basic training]...

It's polling via the phone! Yes, I am now one of those people you love to hate. I'm gonna call people all around Norway and get their opinions on various things, whether it be political issues, which channel they prefer to watch, what color their underwear is, etc. And the best part is, its well paid! I'm happy....!

Kreynoria']I'll be happy to. I've been waiting for a good RP for a while now.

I guess that makes two of us, feel free to join in.

ATTN:

Live Today, Die Tomorrow
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474290

No, that's not until August/September [whenever I get into the Army and out of basic training]...

It's polling via the phone! Yes, I am now one of those people you love to hate. I'm gonna call people all around Norway and get their opinions on various things, whether it be political issues, which channel they prefer to watch, what color their underwear is, etc. And the best part is, its well paid! I'm happy....!

I still think sheep masturbator is a better career for you.

:: I've got a new ship ::

I still think sheep masturbator is a better career for you.
ROFL! In your dreams, perhaps.... you sick, sick person!!! jk

:: I've got a new ship ::

Link please...[?]

ROFL! In your dreams, perhaps.... you sick, sick person!!! jk



Link please...[?]

The Sanctuary (http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com)

French Anarchists Riot Again for Job Security...

How can you spot an anarchist?

Look for the person who whines about government and demands total freedom and zero governmental intervention. Then watch that person whine when the government doesn't give them enough.

Speaking of Anarchist you should of saw the war debate between the college Republicans and anti war committee at my college. Man, those anti war groups hate capitalism for sure. It seems that the war was plotted by big businesses according to them

Im about to test my own clean H-Bomb, ballotechnic triggering for teh win!

Speaking of Anarchist you should of saw the war debate between the college Republicans and anti war committee at my college. Man, those anti war groups hate capitalism for sure. It seems that the war was plotted by big businesses according to them

I find that most groups out there, an overwhelming 90% at least, are just a bunch of sissy pansies who completely deviate from their own stated beliefs quite often and that they all have such a horribly skewed and warped view on anything (college Republican groups included).

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474319

I have a question... since I am a new country... how do I go about developing my military?

Do I have to buy it from storefronts using a NS calculator?


Or can I just get some stuff within reason and not worry about the storefronts? How did ya'll set up your militaries?

I slowly built mine up, not using storefronts. Although i have a few own equipment, most of mine is of USA construction.

French Anarchists Riot Again for Job Security...

How can you spot an anarchist?

Look for the person who whines about government and demands total freedom and zero governmental intervention. Then watch that person whine when the government doesn't give them enough.

Ancient history. They started it about a week ago... damn news reach the US slow!

I slowly built mine up, not using storefronts. Although i have a few own equipment, most of mine is of USA construction.
...which in NS terms suck. No offense, but the vast majority of the MT systems made specifically for NS are way better than anything the USA currently produces. Even the F-22, a brand new aircraft in RL is vastly outdated in these terms. My suggestion to you is to buy systems made specifically for NS, or even better, design your own.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474319

LOL this guy thinks my H-bomb test was to display a "clean" H-bomb. LOL.

Not really, im just demonstrating i can nuke the world without the fallout affecting me, thats just what my government wants my people to think it was about

Damn... Now I have to wait a few days before ICly making it known that I have nukes... :(

@ Cot

USA stuff but it is modified. If you look through some of my posts all the stuff is like F-14A4 or some such.

Not really, im just demonstrating i can nuke the world without the fallout affecting me, thats just what my government wants my people to think it was about

There's always fallout, its just a matter of how much is thrown per weapon.

I only count radioactive fallout, and since the isotopes created when almost all the elements in the device are bombarded by neutrons are stable, the radioactive fallout is minimal

Minimal yes. It'll still exist so if the prevailing winds blow your way you'll get some of it. That's the problem with nuclear weapons, they affect everyone and everything.

No, that's not until August/September [whenever I get into the Army and out of basic training]...

It's polling via the phone! Yes, I am now one of those people you love to hate. I'm gonna call people all around Norway and get their opinions on various things, whether it be political issues, which channel they prefer to watch, what color their underwear is, etc. And the best part is, its well paid! I'm happy....!

You're a telemarketer? *readies shotgun*

Telemarketer, yes, but it sounds like he'll only be calling other people in Norge.

@ Lay : I now control Swaziland. Also Lichtenstein is now the :Independent Republic of Lichtenstein, its a free country.

OOC: Ill have Lich under my name in the claims list but ill rp as if it were a free country not under my rule... If that makes any Sense.

@ Lay : I now control Swaziland. Also Lichtenstein is now the :Independent Republic of Lichtenstein, its a free country.

OOC: Ill have Lich under my name in the claims list but ill rp as if it were a free country not under my rule... If that makes any Sense.

Lich is a disputed territory so have Panth post also.

Hi guys. Just letting you know I'm still alive and kicking. Might be going to Pennsylvania soon in case anyone cares.

So if you live in PA and care for me to say hello, inform me.

-- K.

Indeed USB, I use a lot of USA equipment, nearly all of it is very heavily modified. The base designs, as you'd expect from US equipment, is superb, but in order to keep up in the NS world, you have to improve those designs.
We could design a couple of things if your interested, TG me if you are.

Hi guys. Just letting you know I'm still alive and kicking. Might be going to Pennsylvania soon in case anyone cares.

So if you live in PA and care for me to say hello, inform me.

-- K.

PA? What happened man? Either way fuck PA, come to NY.

@ Lay : I now control Swaziland. Also Lichtenstein is now the :Independent Republic of Lichtenstein, its a free country.

OOC: Ill have Lich under my name in the claims list but ill rp as if it were a free country not under my rule... If that makes any Sense.


Thats good to hear USB...i actually was wrong about you. Your not a imperalist pig which is super!!

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DP [Post 11509]: Okay, just one thing, you are massively over your land area. You have a population of 1.987 billion, which puts you in the 2 billion category, which means you can claim up to 3,000,000.00 square miles. You have claimed 4,753,834.82 square miles. You really need to cut that before you can claim anything else.
Cotland [Post 11518]: Thread updated.
Geneticon [Post 11528]: Claim added.
Geneticon [Post 11533]: Thread added.
Sparta/Huahin [Post 11538]: Georgia/Azerbaijan done.
Marimaia [Post 11546]: Claims adjusted.
Cymrea [Post 11547]: Claims added.
Cymrea [Post 11553]: Thread added.
USB [Post 11555]: Yes they were all fouled up. The square miles were where the square km should have been and the square miles listing was I don't know what! Hirgizstan's was fouled up too. Thank you for bringing that up.
Geneticon [Post 11560]: Thread added.
Spizania [Post 11568]: Thread added.
USB [Post 11581]: Swaziland transferred.






Spreadsheet: The spreadsheet is fooed. Please look at it to ensure what is there is what you have claimed. Please check the maps and the claim list also.




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I'll give up the claim for Lich as so much as it stays a free and independent country with no loyality to USB

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DP [Post 11509]: Okay, just one thing, you are massively over your land area. You have a population of 1.987 billion, which puts you in the 2 billion category, which means you can claim up to 3,000,000.00 square miles. You have claimed 4,753,834.82 square miles. You really need to cut that before you can claim anything else.
Cotland [Post 11518]: Thread updated.
Geneticon [Post 11528]: Claim added.
Geneticon [Post 11533]: Thread added.
Sparta/Huahin [Post 11538]: Georgia/Azerbaijan done.
Marimaia [Post 11546]: Claims adjusted.
Cymrea [Post 11547]: Claims added.
Cymrea [Post 11553]: Thread added.
USB [Post 11555]: Yes they were all fouled up. The square miles were where the square km should have been and the square miles listing was I don't know what! Hirgizstan's was fouled up too. Thank you for bringing that up.
Geneticon [Post 11560]: Thread added.
Spizania [Post 11568]: Thread added.
USB [Post 11581]: Swaziland transferred.






Spreadsheet: The spreadsheet is fooed. Please look at it to ensure what is there is what you have claimed. Please check the maps and the claim list also.




Last Update: Page 768
Current Update: Page 773



Ok I won't cliam anything else until my POP. Goes up.

Ok I won't cliam anything else until my POP. Goes up.

And until then you need to scale back your claim to the required maximum for your bracket.

@ Lay : I now control Swaziland. Also Lichtenstein is now the :Independent Republic of Lichtenstein, its a free country.

OOC: Ill have Lich under my name in the claims list but ill rp as if it were a free country not under my rule... If that makes any Sense.

Panth, since you disputed the Lichtenstein claim what is your say.

And until then you need to scale back your claim to the required maximum for your bracket.

So I need to give up some of my claims? If I have to I'll give some of my Islands up.

So I need to give up some of my claims? If I have to I'll give some of my Islands up.

You need to give up as much as required to get until the maximum. Look at the spreadsheet to find the sizes of the claims and then give up what you want to to whoemver you want to or anyone, etc.

Panth, since you disputed the Lichtenstein claim what is your say.
He did. Post 11,589

As i said before as long as USB isn't in direct control over Lich then im fine with his plan to make it an independent nation.

As i said before as long as USB isn't in direct control over Lich then im fine with his plan to make it an independent nation.

Ha ha I didn't even see that between the two big posts.

Lay: I will hazard a guess that you haven't yet changed the Pacific Ocean map just yet...yes?

Lay: I will hazard a guess that you haven't yet changed the Pacific Ocean map just yet...yes?

What was I supposed to change on it?

I thought perhaps I should appear on the Pacific Ocean map. Perhaps two tiny islands aren't worth labelling...:p

I thought perhaps I should appear on the Pacific Ocean map. Perhaps two tiny islands aren't worth labelling...:p

Are they even on the map?

Yea panth good call. Lich will be under my name but i wont rp it as a usb extension.

@ Hirg - id be happy to work with ya and design techs.

Off the southeast coast of Australia, all alone in a square is one grey mote...that one is/are the Lord Howe Islands. One square up and to the right of it, just beneath Kreynoria's area, is another grey mote by itself. That one is Norfolk Island.

I'm still looking for Christmas (Kiritimati) Island....

Okay, I found Kiritimati as well. It's hard to describe on your map, though, so bear with me...:)

Beneath Hawaii, there is a section where Kreynoria has two red squares to the immediate right of his name. Just off the top right corner of the lower red box and closest to it, is Kiritimati Island.

I hope I zeroed them for ya.

Eh, Christmas Island is the small Australian island directly south of Jakarta, Indonesia. Nowhere near Hawaii.

Probably more than one...

Me and Ottoman have worked out a deal. I get Easter Island, he gets a ton of goodies.

Me and Ottoman have worked out a deal. I get Easter Island, he gets a ton of goodies.
I confirm this deal.

I confirm this deal.

Is this guy the man or what?

@ Lay: Lithuania secured. Provis government set up.

USB, any time you want to work on a design, just TG me and we'll hash something out.

My upgrades wish list includes the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet, the LP-M8 Armoured Gun System (basically an Airborne Tank), and the CH-47E Chinook. If your interested in any of those TG me.

Transfer of Land

The Following land gets transfered to USB.

South Orkney Island = 239.38
South Shetland Islands= 1,423.56
Thurston Island = 6,061.80
Berkner Island = 16,679.62
Antarctica (part)= 1,173,060.31

Total= 1,197,464.67

Your out by two orders of magnitude on that total Dwae.

Your out by two orders of magnitude on that total Dwae.

What?

That does not add up to a 119 million

*Edited*

Whaddya know? There are two Christmas Islands! Thanks, Cot and Krey. :)

Cotland would know better, given that he's the one giving it up. The island below Jakarta it is, then, Lay. Norfolk is still where I said, though. :p

I also have a general question. Would it be more prudent and efficient to buy military hardware and reverse-engineer it for its design, or purchase the design from the original manufacturer?

That does not add up to a 119 million

DP isn't out by 119 million square miles. He's out by less than 1.8 million; he still has to shed another 600,000 to 700,000 square miles, but not 117+ million.

He had the areas of the land he was giving up adding up to 119 million

Anyone here own the Chagos Islands?

If not, I claim them.

I own them, they're misspelled 'Chargos Archipelago' on the claims sheet.

Oh, I thought they might be. Anyway, considering they are so close to the Seychelles, perhaps some sort of agreement would be in order?

What did you have in mind?

Not sure reli, are they close enough to build a bridge? Perhaps a Ferry or something, both, while the Seychelles are largely militrary bases, both island chains do have tourism potential, might be good to create links between them, turn the area into one big resort or something.

Bjornoyan tourism is certainly booming in the region, as with all its minor island chains minus the ones that get nuked. Either would increase trade in both regions, although a ferry would be much cheaper.

Alright, guys, I'm announcing the completion of the Eurasian Line now. It stretches from Eastern Kazakhstan to Central Belarus, and if you've invested in it or you're participating in trade using the line, expect to start making a lot of money.

All stocks related to the Eurasian Line should experience a slight decline while oil stocks should experience a huge jump in value, along with any military assets protecting the line.

I've got a lot of plans for this, so expect a major RP coming up involving it.

-- K.

By the way, Lay, I'm just going up to visit for about four days. There's no way I'm leaving cultured New Orleans to live in the Quaker State. I'm going to visit a girlfriend of mine from way back (about 6 years back) who lives there.

Can you say "sex-a-thon"?

Alright, guys, I'm announcing the completion of the Eurasian Line now. It stretches from Eastern Kazakhstan to Central Belarus, and if you've invested in it or you're participating in trade using the line, expect to start making a lot of money.

All stocks related to the Eurasian Line should experience a slight decline while oil stocks should experience a huge jump in value, along with any military assets protecting the line.

I've got a lot of plans for this, so expect a major RP coming up involving it.

-- K.
so I take it your back to rping or not?

North Germ, see your tg's?

My internet capabilities are still iffy folks major computer problems still. Half of the time my internet won't work at all. Lay please keep my status on vacation until I fix all this shit. Expect my system to be down for at least two weeks. My computer guy is going to try and locate the bug my system is experiencing.

*I wish to pistol whip any person that unleashes viruses and trojans for fun*

-Hawdawg


ps good to see you back NG, and thumbs up on the trip!!

Something FUCKED UP this way comes.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474683

By the way, Lay, I'm just going up to visit for about four days. There's no way I'm leaving cultured New Orleans to live in the Quaker State. I'm going to visit a girlfriend of mine from way back (about 6 years back) who lives there.

Can you say "sex-a-thon"?

Can i have France please
Trade you all my territory for it plus some chewed bubble gum

Can i have France please
Trade you all my territory for it plus some chewed bubble gum
The day you gain land from NG is the day...I gain contral of all the worlds ICBMs...so keep dreaming my friend..

Hey Lay i'll pay you 500billion for Ireland. What use is island full of drunk leprechauns anyways?

Hey Lay i'll pay you 500billion for Ireland. What use is island full of drunk leprechauns anyways?

Try 500 trillion.

Hey Lay i'll pay you 500billion for Ireland. What use is island full of drunk leprechauns anyways?
Because its an island full of drunk leprechauns..its awesome...I wouldn't sell it, since it has drunk leprechauns..that's makes Ireland priceless..

Something FUCKED UP this way comes.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474683


READ!!

AND TREMBLE

Ok 500 trillon then, do you want my left arm as well. Jeezzzzzzz
Yeah right Ottomen!!! They would steal your lucky charms the every second you landed on those shores.

Ok 500 trillon then, do you want my left arm as well. Jeezzzzzzz
Yeah right Ottomen!!! They would steal your lucky charms the every second you landed on those shores.

Right, left, it's all the same.

Hey Ottomen how bout trading me something for Albania...i wanna kill serbs really bad!!!!!!

Ok 500 trillon then, do you want my left arm as well. Jeezzzzzzz
Yeah right Ottomen!!! They would steal your lucky charms the every second you landed on those shores.
if they touch my lucky charms....I'll file sue for sexual harassment...

Hey Ottomen how bout trading me something for Albania...i wanna kill serbs really bad!!!!!!
the day I give Albania to you, is the day I become President of the USA....

I'll give him the Yucatán but you have to take the crazies with them.

HAHAHA I ain't giving up shit!!!

Lay you should make Ireland a land reserved for newbies. You need to open more important stuff instead of some backwater state in Russia

Lay you should make Ireland a land reserved for newbies. You need to open more important stuff instead of some backwater state in Russia
Ireland is key to Lay, Emprie..Damn it all...its the land where his people can go and get piss ass drunk.....and they are Irish that's enough reason for him to keep..now stop bugging..be Russian and get drunk...

Lay you should make Ireland a land reserved for newbies. You need to open more important stuff instead of some backwater state in Russia

I'm not making anyone else give up land for newbies. That land when to them because it wasn't specified to be given to anyone from Pushka. I don't see you volunteering to give up land.

Dude i would totally give up my land IF I WAS IN FREAKING Europe!!! Im prepare to give my Russia land away if i get some nice Euro land

Actaually as of now Bouvet Island is reserve for new nations...a gift from the Republic

Last statement then im done

My nation is going to start researching Battle Mechs...so my army is going to be killer in the next few months. Come on we can't stay modern tech forever now

Actaually as of now Bouvet Island is reserve for new nations...a gift from the Republic

>_>

*ICBMs the Ice Caps.*

lololol no mor e2 4 u

NG did you get my offer?

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10: REASONS WHY I HATE EARTH II

1.) Because the main thread is just one big brag fest

"lol i got 4,000 ships going 2 australia w/ lak 12,000 fiters"

"i got lun-rang bomberz wit stelth!"

2.) Because of the uber god modding wanking from hell

"I own Antarctica, a population of penguins and scientists whose human population is around 33, yet I still have the money and technology to build aircraft carriers that can submerge underwater!"

3.) Layarteb is incompetent

"...Dude, Pushka is freaking out. Tell him to settle down"

"lol im going to bed"

4.) If people can't win, they refuse to play

"dude...my fleet is twice as big as your's, i have total air support, and my land force is winning"

"so?"

5.) If people get caught god-modding, there is always one more excuse

"...I didn't know South Africa had the economy to build a 320mm cannon on top of a 132 ton tank made of all depleted uranium."

"dood, communism, lol"

6.) TOA acts as a God

*Azimeth invades Cotland!*

"...well, i could take you by myself, but to make sure that your ass is nice and sore for actually trying to have fun, i'll just call in the entire alliance."

":("

7.) Money

"Dude, Brazil is in economic recession. How did you muster 200 TRILLION DOLLARS to buy all of Germany?"

"lol, its not all at once"

8.) Technology is RIDICULOUS

"how did your aa gun shoot down my 130,000 feet service level long range stealth bomber?"

"lol, radar"

9.) Jolt SUCKS

"Alright, got my ORBAT wrote up...Let's go ahead and click "Submit Post"."

"lol sry were down rite now, chek bak l8r. sry for t3h inconvenience, but money is much mre imprtant den ur service"

AND THE LAST AND FINAL REASON...

10.) Arrogance, arrogance, arrogance

"i hate to say that im arrogant or anything, but im pretty much a god and a half"

Layarteb is incompetent?

care to explain?

I actually believe most of this.

Layarteb is incompetent?

care to explain?

...>_>

<_<...

*Throws smoke bomb, disappears.*

...>_>

<_<...

*Throws smoke bomb, disappears.*

Or you could not be a dick and explain yourself.

If you don't like it, the greatest thing about E2 is you don't have to play if you don't want to!

And yes, if you haven't noticed yet I AM GOD!

Since people want me to be a dick MOD instead of a nicer MOD then fine. You got it and I don't want to hear a single shread of bitching because I don't give a shit.

Apparently since people have "gripes" about me go ahead here is your chance. E-mail me (JGDevlin@gmail.com) or telegram me. Here's your opportunity, air out your bitches about me. I'm giving you this chance so take it or leave it.

( Don't blame Azimeth, this is actually my fault. )

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10: REASONS WHY I HATE EARTH II

1.) Because the main thread is just one big brag fest

"lol i got 4,000 ships going 2 australia w/ lak 12,000 fiters"

"i got lun-rang bomberz wit stelth!"

2.) Because of the uber god modding wanking from hell

"I own Antarctica, a population of penguins and scientists whose human population is around 33, yet I still have the money and technology to build aircraft carriers that can submerge underwater!"

3.) Layarteb is incompetent

"...Dude, Pushka is freaking out. Tell him to settle down"

"lol im going to bed"

4.) If people can't win, they refuse to play

"dude...my fleet is twice as big as your's, i have total air support, and my land force is winning"

"so?"

5.) If people get caught god-modding, there is always one more excuse

"...I didn't know South Africa had the economy to build a 320mm cannon on top of a 132 ton tank made of all depleted uranium."

"dood, communism, lol"

6.) TOA acts as a God

*Azimeth invades Cotland!*

"...well, i could take you by myself, but to make sure that your ass is nice and sore for actually trying to have fun, i'll just call in the entire alliance."

":("

7.) Money

"Dude, Brazil is in economic recession. How did you muster 200 TRILLION DOLLARS to buy all of Germany?"

"lol, its not all at once"

8.) Technology is RIDICULOUS

"how did your aa gun shoot down my 130,000 feet service level long range stealth bomber?"

"lol, radar"

9.) Jolt SUCKS

"Alright, got my ORBAT wrote up...Let's go ahead and click "Submit Post"."

"lol sry were down rite now, chek bak l8r. sry for t3h inconvenience, but money is much mre imprtant den ur service"

AND THE LAST AND FINAL REASON...

10.) Arrogance, arrogance, arrogance

"i hate to say that im arrogant or anything, but im pretty much a god and a half"

I agree with most of these as well, except for the Lay part. Its why i brang up the point about DP who owns an Ice cub but is uber and i been trying to form an alliance against TOA for years since VCO was too pussy to go up against them. Not an alliance for violent reasons but for defense against TOA abuse of power

I agree with most of these as well, except for the Lay part. Its why i brang up the point about DP who owns an Ice cub but is uber and i been trying to form an alliance against TOA for years since VCO was too pussy to go up against them. Not an alliance for violent reasons but for defense against TOA abuse of power

I wish you people would not lump everyone in TOA in a general "TOA" category. We're all sovereign members who do independent things. Some members choose to help each other out all the times, others do not.

Lay, you realize that after every threat of combat a TOA member gets, he flashes the alliance around like a police-man does with a badge.

It's a reminder, Azimeth, that TOA is not to be screwed with, not a show of power.

Operation Dämmerung
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474694

Some of you will like this.

Operation Dämmerung
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474694

Some of you will like this.

ooc: Visara will be joining this shortly (i.e. tommorowish)

Well first of all thier is nothing wrong with regional alliances to protect neighbors. But TOA isn't that! TOA is something of a global scale alliance, that protects fragmented states like Bjor.

So if a TOA member wants a land in a specific area he is simply able to call on his allies for aid. Being a global protection alliance they thus can "protect" anything of interest in the entire world. This seems to suggest that TOA is an imperialistic new world order and not the "protection alliance" that Layerteb said they were

Second of all...
Lay, the fact that the TOA doesn't choose to help a member makes no difference. They're still in the alliance..and because of that they don't have to worry about that member interfering with what they want. So by the fact that a nation doesn't have to worry about a TOAer attacking him or disputing his lands makes it even more apparent that TOA has a global agenda.
Nations join the TOA because its one less nation they can worry about to have land disputes over...not because of protection.

Hey NATO gets real life criticism so TOA can take some criticism.
People hate me cause i have a moral high ground!

Operation Dämmerung
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474694

Some of you will like this.

I'm guessing that means most of us won't;)

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10: REASONS WHY I HATE EARTH II

1.) Because the main thread is just one big brag fest

"lol i got 4,000 ships going 2 australia w/ lak 12,000 fiters"

"i got lun-rang bomberz wit stelth!"

2.) Because of the uber god modding wanking from hell

"I own Antarctica, a population of penguins and scientists whose human population is around 33, yet I still have the money and technology to build aircraft carriers that can submerge underwater!"

3.) Layarteb is incompetent

"...Dude, Pushka is freaking out. Tell him to settle down"

"lol im going to bed"

4.) If people can't win, they refuse to play

"dude...my fleet is twice as big as your's, i have total air support, and my land force is winning"

"so?"

5.) If people get caught god-modding, there is always one more excuse

"...I didn't know South Africa had the economy to build a 320mm cannon on top of a 132 ton tank made of all depleted uranium."

"dood, communism, lol"

6.) TOA acts as a God

*Azimeth invades Cotland!*

"...well, i could take you by myself, but to make sure that your ass is nice and sore for actually trying to have fun, i'll just call in the entire alliance."

":("

7.) Money

"Dude, Brazil is in economic recession. How did you muster 200 TRILLION DOLLARS to buy all of Germany?"

"lol, its not all at once"

8.) Technology is RIDICULOUS

"how did your aa gun shoot down my 130,000 feet service level long range stealth bomber?"

"lol, radar"

9.) Jolt SUCKS

"Alright, got my ORBAT wrote up...Let's go ahead and click "Submit Post"."

"lol sry were down rite now, chek bak l8r. sry for t3h inconvenience, but money is much mre imprtant den ur service"

AND THE LAST AND FINAL REASON...

10.) Arrogance, arrogance, arrogance

"i hate to say that im arrogant or anything, but im pretty much a god and a half"

The only thing which is a real problem with EII is the fact that everyone uses the phrase 'lol' far too much. In Neuvo Rica, that phrase is punishable by spaying.

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10: REASONS WHY I HATE EARTH II

*snip*



Wow......

I trust you'll be leaving then, since EII is such a bad group.

Azimeth, whats your damm problem?

Do you have to share your impudence with the rest of us?. You wanna say something, do it in RP. If you don't like E2, leave and don't bother those of us who like the game. If it wasn't for Lay, we wouldn't have this game. As well as that, arrogance, how about strength. Also, E2 is not based on RL, who's to say Antartica can't have a booming economy. It was, after all, not all ice at one point or another. If your unhappy, just leave, and give it a rest.

Oh yeah, Bjorn, a ferry sounds good, should we agree on this?

Azimeth, you don't have to be here you know. It's something you've chosen yourself. If you don't like it, then you are free to leave at any time.

Or, conversely, simply present any gripes you feel are legitimate in a more constructive manner. While the Top Ten might be a dubiously creative and humourous method of venting, but it comes across as passive-aggressive and is evidently not very effective as a means to an end.

Or, conversely, simply present any gripes you feel are legitimate in a more constructive manner. While the Top Ten might be a dubiously creative and humourous method of venting, but it comes across as passive-aggressive and is evidently not very effective as a means to an end.

I concur with this statement. Sounds like a schoolteacher wrote it ;)

-Hawdawg

Lay, you realize that after every threat of combat a TOA member gets, he flashes the alliance around like a police-man does with a badge.

That's right every member. When everyone got out of Austrailia which one was still around? Talk with your buddy there and ask him about stuff like that. I can't say I recall calling down the TOA or actively using them to do shit for me, nope I'm pretty sure I haven't.

Lay, you realize that after every threat of combat a TOA member gets, he flashes the alliance around like a police-man does with a badge.

That's right every member. When everyone got out of Austrailia which one was still around? Talk with your buddy there and ask him about stuff like that. I can't say I recall calling down the TOA or actively using them to do shit for me, nope I'm pretty sure I haven't.

Many of the members of the group were allied to me long before joining the group. Cotland, NG, and I go way back in kinsmenship. We fought many battles for land long before joining the group. In fact, Cot and I have looked out for each other for quite some time. Our nations are about the same size and we came to E II about the same time so naturally struck up a friendship. NG helped me out when I wanted Norway and England. Its all about building relationships not tearing them down.

Oh and for the record Azimeth, Layarteb did turn down offers for assistance in Australia. I offered to help him on an individual basis not coming from the alliance. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

-Hawdawg

Agree with most of it except the part about "Lay is incompetent."

Well, I see that little has changed around here during my week off.:rolleyes:

In other news:

Lithuania and Kaliningrad Oblast Secured by USB forces.

Azimeth, if you don't like then leave..besides who cares, if we have pride and then we tend to like to brag about our nations, so what, everyone does that..so I am don't give a rats ass about your higher thinking mindset..frankly I don't give a shit.. and to think I am the nice guy...now look what you made me do...agh.......punks

In other news:

Lithuania and Kaliningrad Oblast Secured by USB forces.
Eh, doesn't NG own Kaliningrad...?

Oh yeah, Bjorn, a ferry sounds good, should we agree on this?

Deal

Eh, doesn't NG own Kaliningrad...?

Owned by Riptide Monzarc I believe

Riptide "Owned" them but not anymore.

Eh, it WAS a joke. Now it's just a big flame fest.

Eh, it WAS a joke. Now it's just a big flame fest.

That's Earth II for ya.

Eh, it WAS a joke. Now it's just a big flame fest.

It's a joke now that he's on the spot.

In other news:

Lithuania and Kaliningrad Oblast Secured by USB forces.

Good luck with Kaliningrad. I had a hell of a time there.

?

( If you would all pay attention this is my fault.

-Azimeth told me part of the list, I said if he wanted to share it so bad then post it.

-I wanted to hold back to talking with Layarteb, but I did and that is what put him in his mood.

-Direct your flame to me, not Azi. Otherwise this is just getting stupid and out of hand now. )

I concur with this statement. Sounds like a schoolteacher wrote it ;)

-Hawdawg


Close...probation officer. :p

I invite Azimeth and Psychotika to scrutinize my post and find the slightest hint of flame.

Close...probation officer. :p

Mine told me that I can't be allowed near electronics, pay phones, automobiles, weapons, or explosives. I listen well.

?

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=380343

You might want to read that thread.

It's a joke now that he's on the spot.

Not really.

FEAR ME, MORTALS! (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Main_Page)

Okay, perhaps I have made a wrong choice in words.

First off, do not talk that way about what I have posted as you have no clue what has happened outside these forums.

Second off, I meant for you all to point your Negativity about the topic towards me as I am more of an instagator than Azimeth.

And third off, how long have you even been on EII?

2nd Greatest thing about E2:

It provides a convient and healthy get-away from high school style melodrama.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=474683

I think this might even be too sick for me. Go and rate it guys :).

Gah, the suspense...

Gah, the suspense...

Creep you out huh?

Creep you out huh?
Lay, that's understatement...you sick sick man....whos mind is as twist as mine..which is scary and good at the time....

Lay, that's understatement...you sick sick man....who minds is as twist as mine..which is scary and good at the time....

Wait until you find out what the silhouette is.

Wait until you find out what the silhouette is.

An...Alien?

An...Alien?

An alien would be pleasant compared to what this will be.

An alien would be pleasant compared to what this will be.

My 'Reaver' Virus is possibly worst though.

My 'Reaver' Virus is possibly worst though.

I'll call your 'Reaver' Virus and raise you Cerebral Acute Fever.

Ill call with Hillary Clinton.... ZING!

Hi -O

Ill call with Hillary Clinton.... ZING!

Hi -O

Alright, I'll call with Ted Kennedy.

I'll call your 'Reaver' Virus and raise you Cerebral Acute Fever.

I'd rather die of a Brain Fever than be turned into a Ravaging Monster who carves himself, goes buffalo bob with skin but with the entire body, and well actually I'll list the rest later because I am talking to you on AIM lol.

I find it funny how E2 participation is inversely proportional to the ammount of wars currently being fought/planned in E2...

Wait until you find out what the silhouette is.

A chef with haemorrhoids?

I find it funny how E2 participation is inversely proportional to the ammount of wars currently being fought/planned in E2...

? you know i dont speak spainish

The more wars that are being fought, the less active E2 becomes...

OOC: Why dont we have a limited nuclear war just to give us an excuse to get new leaders and to move the borders around a bit?
(I actually am serious)

OOC:

Yeah, lets just kill everyone with a nuclear winter and worldwide radiation. Good idea!

Pantheaa has just been attacked and things are happening in Australia and Russia, thats movement enough no?

Wait until you find out what the silhouette is.

The Easter Bunny?

PM to resign next year!

OSLO (NTB): Prime Minister Thomas Rothsky surprisingly announced his intentions not to participate in next years election on a press conference today. The PM said that he was "satisfied with where I have brought Cotland today" and that he was "tired of the constant pressure being the Cottish head of government in this modern and hectic world is." Rothsky has been the Prime Minister since the fall of 2001, when he was voted into office as the Prime Minister candidate of the Progress Party. The election in 2005 allowed Rothsky to remain as the head of government in a dominantly Progress Party cabinet. Opposition leader Dagfinn Einer of the Labour Party says that Rothskys decision not to run for office again is "an end of an era for Cotland, and I wish him all the best in retirement, but at the same time, it is hopefully also a good thing for Labour. Perhaps we can get in office again." The Progress Party has been in office for a consecutive twelve years, which is the longest it has been in power, successing a Labour government riddled with scandal.

No one congratulated me on my E2-based featured article on NSwiki...

No one congratulated me on my E2-based featured article on NSwiki...

Congratulations! :)

No one congratulated me on my E2-based featured article on NSwiki...

Word.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10657363&postcount=7

The end of suspense!

http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/The%20Outlaw/Photogallery/Random/random-003.jpg

http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/The%20Outlaw/Photogallery/Random/random-004.jpg

Suck it bitches!

OOC: Why dont we have a limited nuclear war just to give us an excuse to get new leaders and to move the borders around a bit?
(I actually am serious)

Because I will take you and relocate your population because you are too close to the Japanese zone for not being a Japanese ally.

Oh and try and use your Tyrandis card against this comment :-P

( Nah I'm cool with you...for now...try not to fuck that up please :-)...don't like wasting resources :-( )

The Kick Ass Diploma of More Money

Suck it bitches!

I congratulated you in AIM, but I'll make it public -

Fucking awesome dude :-P

( ATTENTION - LAYARTEB IS NOW SELLING HIS HS DIPLOMA FOR $50,000 , THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING YOUR LOCAL LAY*MART )

[CENTER]http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/The%20Outlaw/Photogallery/Random/random-003.jpg

http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/The%20Outlaw/Photogallery/Random/random-004.jpg

Suck it bitches!

Bachelor of Arts?

Bachelor of Arts?

Yeah for some odd reason they don't list your major but whatever. i got a BA!

Okay, perhaps I have made a wrong choice in words.

First off, do not talk that way about what I have posted as you have no clue what has happened outside these forums.

Second off, I meant for you all to point your Negativity about the topic towards me as I am more of an instagator than Azimeth.

And third off, how long have you even been on EII?


Despite the fact that you have not made it clear, I will presume that you are responding to me. If not, then I am at the very least included in your post.

First off, I have the inalienable right to speak or write anything I choose about you or your posts, within the strictures of this forum. As I have violated none of them, I choose to reject your request to "not talk that way about what (you) have posted". Even if I don't know what has happened outside the forum, I can and have posted based on what I've seen; regardless of what may have happened outside the forum, my post remains valid insofar as it is my opinion and what I thought was a pro-active suggestion. I didn't realize you would get all butt-hurt about it, especially since I made a concerted effort to be inoffensive and helpful.

Second of all, my post was for both of you; based solely on your posts, it was warranted that it be directed at both of you.

Third of all, what the hell does that have to do with anything? Being on here longer than me does not imbue you with some mystical attribute that makes you more right or better than me. Your elitism does you a discredit.

I can pee further than any of you.

That may be Lay, that may be, but I know I hold the record here for longest time period spent w/o taking a shit...

I can pee further than any of you.

Great thing to be proud of.

That may be Lay, that may be, but I know I hold the record here for longest time period spent w/o taking a shit...

And I bet your colon hates you for that.

Rememer how a LOOOOONG time ago I posted the way my army was structured on this thread? If someone can find that post, I'll be mighty grateful.

Rememer how a LOOOOONG time ago I posted the way my army was structured on this thread? If someone can find that post, I'll be mighty grateful.

783 pages of posts. You're better off finding intelligent life on another planet.

MY bi-annual check-in.

MY bi-annual check-in.

LOl

I just want everyone to know that I am more specialer than the rest of you.

I just want everyone to know that I am more specialer than the rest of you.

I'm Jesus.

I'm Jesus.

damn

And I bet your colon hates you for that.

Believe me, he tried to do something about it but I told him he'd better STFU if he wanted to stay...

I'm Jesus.
If your Jesus, I am God so STFU and bow to me...

If your Jesus, I am God so STFU and bow to me...

ha, who's yer daddy bitch! :p

ha, who's yer daddy bitch! :p
Damn right bitch, now bow to me and kiss my feet....

Moves Naval Elements of 1st Fleet to the Med

:: nudges O.K. ::

I bow to no one.

If Chuck Norris played Earth II I would submit to him.

If Chuck Norris played Earth II I would submit to him.
Aye same here..is he is the one true God Emperor of all things...

My Emperor would not bow to him though. He would defy him day in and day out. The consequence? I know not.

My Emperor would not bow to him though. He would defy him day in and day out. The consequence? I know not.

Probably something involving drop-kicking.

Probably something involving drop-kicking.

Chuck Norris has the mighty roundhouse kick. The Emperor defies all men and gods.

Chuck Norris has the mighty roundhouse kick. The Emperor defies all men and gods.

Chuck Norris has all manner of kicks, as well as assorted punches, headbutts and various other forms of handing out pain.

Chuck Norris has all manner of kicks.

True, very true, but his roundhouse kick is the most powerful and common.