NationStates Jolt Archive

(I'm okay with it.)

(I'm okay with it.)

What?

Approving of TN's idea for the Cuba thing.

(Cuba for the Cubans! Cuba for the Cubans!)

Approving of TN's idea for the Cuba thing.

(Cuba for the Cubans! Cuba for the Cubans!)

.......

By the way layerteb. can you make the necessary adjustments to my claims list please. (hating to be a nagging nancy) :)

By the way cant we share the carribbean equally??? one nation can get one island. there must be more than 50 significant islands in the carribean. that would solve the problem there. larger nations get larger islands. e.t.c. whatcha reckon? Im up for it. :)

if this is possible id like to claim the netherlands Antillies (aruba, Bonaire, Curacao and st Maarten)

By the way layerteb. can you make the necessary adjustments to my claims list please. (hating to be a nagging nancy) :)

By the way cant we share the carribbean equally??? one nation can get one island. there must be more than 50 significant islands in the carribean. that would solve the problem there. larger nations get larger islands. e.t.c. whatcha reckon? Im up for it. :)

lmao. The NATO powers would never do anything so logical and reasonable as that.

:mad: yeh that annoys me too greater valia.... if only something could be done.

I HEARBY PROCLAIM THAT THE NATO "POWERS" EXPLAIN THEMSELVES. :mad:

lmao. The NATO powers would never do anything so logical and reasonable as that.

And you would? ;)

And you would? ;)

Oh I dont know... Allow people to claim land that hasnt been claimed yet...

Oh I dont know... Allow people to claim land that hasnt been claimed yet...

It's been claimed, by NATO.

It's been claimed, by NATO.

Thats simply ridiculous. Now, the last time I checked nations could buy land, but not whole alliances. And since I claimed it yesterday with no claims before it... I would say that the land in the Carribean is mine.

Thats simply ridiculous. Now, the last time I checked nations could buy land, but not whole alliances. And since I claimed it yesterday with no claims before it... I would say that the land in the Carribean is mine.

Well Sam left it in his Will of EII to NATO, besides me and TN now claims (to be approved by Layarteb) Cuba so meh.

I hereby propose the following:

1) All islands in the Carribean not specified by Samtonia's will be open for everyone to claim

2) NATO to stop assraping anyone who disagrees with them (example: Duke Barol attempting to take Morocco)

3) You all to declare me supreme dicator of the world!!! Oh, right.... Wasn't supposed to say that.....

Well Sam left it in his Will of EII to NATO, besides me and TN now claims (to be approved by Layarteb) Cuba so meh.

Link to the will please.

I second Cotlands Idea. and therefore organise a petition to this idea to layerteb. (dont have a UN here so hes the next best thing :) )

everyone oh agrees that the unspecified carribean should be free for anyone to claim say yes!!!!

freedom comrades.

current petition list....

Cotland
Greater Valia
Zeeeland

ANNOUNCEMENT: I had an idea today for Earth II. How about forming a UN specifically for Earth II? This would function like the one in real life does, there would be a security council, resolutions, etc. Now I am quite aware that there is already a NS UN but it deals with NS, not Earth II issues. Not to mention the fact that it holds no power, and is a poor watered down version of the RL one. Anyone interested let me know.

A world full of Imperialists and Bigots would find it hard to find a mutual agreement on anything I Imagine. Im just referring to Alliances that Amalgamate and become SUPER BULLIES. cough NATO. but sure its a good idea greater valia. count me in

ANNOUNCEMENT: I had an idea today for Earth II. How about forming a UN specifically for Earth II? This would function like the one in real life does, there would be a security council, resolutions, etc. Now I am quite aware that there is already a NS UN but it deals with NS, not Earth II issues. Not to mention the fact that it holds no power, and is a poor watered down version of the RL one. Anyone interested let me know.
We tried that a few months ago. Don't quite know how they're progressing though. I think the project's dead...

Unfortunately, due to time constraints, I am forced to make the decision to pull out of EII. It's been excellently run while I have been here and all participants were amazing to work with, so thank you all.

Now, on to my will!

Samtonia's Last Will and Testament on Earth Two
These gifts are like the natios purchased my territory. Actually, some of them did. So these go to who I said get them.

To TIOR, I bequeath Havana. You know why you crazy Cuban!

To NATO nations, I bequeath Cuba and the rest of the Caribbean. Feel free to divide it up amongst yourselves official owner wise, but keep that entire region as a NATO controlled territory to be dispensed amongst other NATO members should they wish to enter E2.

To Gnoocop0elep, I bequeath my South American territoires of Argentina, Uruguay, and Paraguay. Plus any I missed. It was nice talking with you over many tings.

And to Hyperbia, I bequeath Mauritania due to services rendered. Also, simply consider your contract to have carried over from me to Gnoocopelep. Feel free to contact him about the amount of infantry he will receive as per our agreement.

Any other territories I may have forgotten, fight for them!

So ends the Last Will of Samtonia on E2. May Max have mercy on his soul.

The will.

Also, no. Don't be mad because he left it to us. >_> <_<

Let's see what Layarteb says before you get yourself in a bunch.

We tried that a few months ago. Don't quite know how they're progressing though. I think the project's dead...

Then how about a revitalization?

The will.

Also, no. Don't be mad because he left it to us. >_> <_<

Let's see what Layarteb says before you get yourself in a bunch.

Did he have the enitre Carribean?

Damn it is legitimate. guess i didnt read the will properly. man am i embarresed. :eek: but still annoyed how an alliance can receive territories. but hey. as greater valia said. did Samtonia have the entire carribean....?

Did he have the enitre Carribean?

Cuba and a few islands I suppose. Not the entire Carribean, I never said that.

Cuba and a few islands I suppose. Not the entire Carribean, I never said that.

No but,

I'll take all of Samtonia's land except for the Havana province in Cuba. Expect a lot of the land to go to other NATO nations that want it.

As for some nation's request to have some land I'd have to say no. If you want though we can work out some bases or embassies in Las Tunas, Santiago, Camaguey, Guantanamo, or Holguin.

he did.

Now, what islands were not his?

Samtonia owned most of the Carribean. I can't remember which one's he didn't. Any land that wasn't Samtonia's I could care less though.

did he have netherlands Antilles? if not i claim them :)

I'm assuming everything that's white on the map. I'm going to wait for Layarteb and see what if he has what land Samtonia had.

teh Ninjas can i have Dutch Antilles if you have a "ligitimate" claim. They are pretty Ignificant. and i would be willing to "negotiate" (i.e. a trade. For Sao Tome and principe) (roughly the same size...)

[OOC- Okay. To clear this up again. They were all mine. All except the one Hogsweat owned. Don't remeber what that was, Virgin Islands I think. So when I say NATO getts the islands I owned, I mean the whole Caribbean. Minus Virgins.

That should be all I have to clarify on this and I learned an important lesson. Clarify a tad more once giving things to people. So, basically, to sum it all up:

NATO gets the Caribbean. It shouald be all of it. That's what I wanted to give to NATO.

What is exactly is the NATO alliance. Oh, Tanuio - I should have the Zapatista alliance treaty drawn up within the next day or so (finally)

Am I allowed to take any more territory? I'll take whatever my limit allows.

Thanks to Samtonia for thinking of me. I'm sorry our plans didn't come to any kind of fruition.

Regarding the accusations of "assraping" by NATO forces:

1. The operations fought against Duke Barol were strictly in accordance with our alliance obligations, which is an ironclad policy of mutual defense.

2. If a fellow-ally of yours were assaulted after being deleted, wouldn't you do the same thing?

3. If you don't want NATO to attack you, try not to gain our ire.

TIOR: Noted. All we need is Tyrandis and Greenmanbry to key in (right they are the two others correct?).

Zeeeland: What land adjustments?

Greater Valia: We tried that but it got no where. Perhaps if you think you can give it a honest try I got nothing against it and I'll help if I can.

GnOoLoCoPeLep: Excellent...Processing your land now...Just one problem (Got to be under 4 million).

Argentina (w/o S tip): 1,039,829.00
Bolivia: 424,164.10
Brazil (part): 2,464,866.00
Chile: 292,260.00
Clipperton Island: 19.63
Comoros: 837.84
Ireland (Cavan): 745.56
Ireland (Clare): 1,215.06
Ireland (Cork [east]): 1,439.58
Ireland (Donegal): 1,869.12
Ireland (Galway): 2,373.76
Ireland (Leitrim): 613.13
Ireland (Longford): 421.24
Ireland (Louth): 316.60
Ireland (Mayo): 2,156.38
Ireland (Monaghan): 499.62
Ireland (Roscommon): 983.40
Ireland (Sligo): 708.88
Ireland (Waterford): 709.27
Johnston Atoll: 1.08
Kingman Reef: 0.39
Palmyra Atoll: 4.63
Paraguay: 157,047.10
Peru: 496,226.20
Uraguay: 68,038.92
Total: 4,957,346.50

Concerning the Caribbean
What Samtonia did was fully legal. SO QUIT THE GODDAMN WHINING!

(Yes just Tyrandis and Green.)

So I need to cut just about a million square miles. I'll give whatever's left away.

Sorry for the delay on my entrance into the World War, school and soccer got a little hectic for a while. But my forces are 90% done and I should be participating in the next few days.

So I need to cut just about a million square miles. I'll give whatever's left away.

Sorry for the delay on my entrance into the World War, school and soccer got a little hectic for a while. But my forces are 90% done and I should be participating in the next few days.

So you are offering to give away 957 something thousand square miles I take it? If so, is Ireland included in said area?

I accept Samtonia's will and his desire to transfer his carribean lands to NATO control. I don't particularly want a big slice of the carribean, so give me anything that's left unclaimed by other NATO nations.

And to all the whiners, grow up.

Ill take all of these, if you want


Clipperton Island: 19.63
Comoros: 837.84
Johnston Atoll: 1.08
Kingman Reef: 0.39
Palmyra Atoll: 4.63

If you want to drop some/all of your Irish Land, I'll buy that too, would 1.5 trillion be enough for Ireland (your part), and the above territiories? I have plenty of land room, roughly equal to the amount you need to drop.

The total in the above post is only 14,915.17 square miles, so i'll take Uraguay if you need more space

Firstly: I accept Layarteb's decision, and will say nothing more of it here. I still dislike NATO policy though, but will speak nothing more of it.


Secondly: New RP for everyone to reply to if they wish

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8820149
"Use of capital punishment decreased, criminals get increased rights"

Lay, I'll just take Guantanamo Bay, if you don't mind.

ATTENTION ROME, TKT, TIOR, TLS, and Cotland

I am interested in acquiring the following areas, and will pay for them

Roman Antartican Territory

Templar Qatar

Carthaginian Tamil Nadu (the rest of it)

Cottish Lashkadaweep Islands

and Rosian Wake Island

as well as Pelepian Uraguay and the other lands above

I will understand if you do not want to part with them, but there isnt any harm in asking, is there?

How much are you willing to pay for the Lakshadweeps? I do have a massive naval facility there...

ATTN Yelm and New Jyria..

Yelm: I am interested in your Mozambique territory and would like to buy it.
New Jyria: I would like to buy your Zambia territoty.

Its ok if you dont want to sell them just thought there was no harm in asking.

Layarteb: When are you going to add Southern Angola to my territory listing?

How much are you willing to pay for the Lakshadweeps? I do have a massive naval facility there...
you could keep the facility, same rules as gambia and the planned one at musandam. Any idea when that will be done, by the way? well, id pay maybe 100 million if you keep the base?

Sorry not to clarify layeteb. Gnoolocleps and i have decided that the rest of the land that cant fit in his territory can be claimed... so Id like to jumble my territories. Id like to trade in all my African territories and Moldova for 500,000 sq miles of southern Argentina. Up to Buenos Aires would be preferable. thank you... :)

Woah, woah, woah, I feel like I'm bleeding in shark-infested waters.

I'm going to drop Argentina, I make no claims in Argentina. This brings me down 1 million square miles. I'm keeping everything else on the list.

whoops sorry........ anyways like the Land Vulture i am id like to now claim 500,000 sq miles of south argentina(upto Buenos Aires). (trading in all my other territories.) sorry to bother you again Layerteb :)

If Zeee is giving away all his land, I reclaim Benin and Equatorial Guinea. I can write up an RP if you'd like...

under the asumption I get my half of Argentina that is Cotland... but if i do yeah its all yours. (please RP something nice about my country, i.e. peaceful transition e.t.c.) also Layerteb can you add this thread. Cotland youl be pleased to hear Ive finally almost finished this coup thread..http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8798971#post8798971post8798971

Aye.

I'll ask New Jyria if he's interested in Northern Argentina as he's hurting in the land category right now. If he's not interested, I'll take offers from you guys.

Guantanamo: Tyrandis

Cuba: Me and TN

Green: Nothin'.............

The other Islands: Me

As decided by NATO.

Guantanamo: Tyrandis

Cuba: Me and TN

Green: Nothin'.............

The other Islands: Me

As decided by NATO.

Damn you went ahead and changed the plan. Now I need to have everyone agree (again)! You couldn't have just waited until Teh Ninjas got the islands & given them away to you LOL.

Teh Ninjas where are you...come over here and agree please so I can do this lol!

For the record, I agree to getting nothing. Poor old me :(

I was going to do that Lay, but then you'd have to change the maps again. I thought it would be less irritating for you.

Oh and I confirm the land thingy.

For the record, I agree to getting nothing. Poor old me :(

I don't want Yemen, you want it? Tis free x.x

I was going to do that Lay, but then you'd have to change the maps again. I thought it would be less irritating for you.

Oh and I confirm the land thingy.

Alright okay all lands are confirmed and this is over and done with. I shalt adjust the maps accordingly.

Good idea TN. thanks.

Im just Interested In southern Argentina, (size constraints) New Jyrias welcome to North Argentina... we could define the border from Buenos Aires. whatcha say to that Gnoo???? :)

Cotland: RP added.

Greater Valia: Southern Angola? What about it?

GnOoLoCoPeLep: Awaiting your word on Argentia.

NATO: Caribbean done.

I will understand if you do not want to part with them, but there isnt any harm in asking, is there?

You have fifty nukes headed for your nation. :D

Anyway, on a more serious note, I'm keeping what I have in Antarctica- I'm trying to make the Peninsula inhabitable and give the penguins someone to hang around with, because I'm sure they're lonely.

Cotland: RP added.

Greater Valia: Southern Angola? What about it?

GnOoLoCoPeLep: Awaiting your word on Argentia.

NATO: Caribbean done.

I RPed a takeover of it from Binthor (who is Decree 12) a week ago and just wanted it as part of my official territory listing.

I'd be willing to join in with an RP if anyone needs help in one. Things are awfully quiet in my neck of the woods...

I RPed a takeover of it from Binthor (who is Decree 12) a week ago and just wanted it as part of my official territory listing.

Link me.

Link me.

Ok. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=415276)

Ok. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=415276)

That was uh short...

That was uh short...

To be fair I did ask around for someone to RP resistance... Yet no one decided to help me with that. But if you want I can make another thread.

To be fair I did ask around for someone to RP resistance... Yet no one decided to help me with that. But if you want I can make another thread.

Nah it's cool I'll add it.

Nah it's cool I'll add it.

Thanks!

If you need someone to RP resistance I'll gladly do it. Central Asia can get awfully quiet ...

If you need someone to RP resistance I'll gladly do it. Central Asia can get awfully quiet ...

Would you be interested in RPing the resistance in an invasion of Mauritania I'm planning?

Il be interested In an RP with you Nuevo Rica. (Insurrection, e.t.c.) you name it.... :)

Hey Cottonmouth has been Inactive for more than 5 days hasnt he? must be over a week now..........

anyways This is a general note to all Communist countries in Earth II (who havent seen the Coup thread) that The Zeeeland people have rid themselves of the Beourgeious and embraced the new order....

we are keen to establish diplomatic relations with all communist countries. exchange embassies and what not.. please check the Zeeeland International Broadcasting thread if you are interested.

thank you :)

@Layatreb: Since nobody RPed the resistance after two pages i ended the whole invasion of Iran thing in a single post. You can now add Iran and United Arabic Emirates as my territory.

TLS reporting in!

Sorry I haven't been on, my internet has been down. I know, weeks without internet sucks big time. Thankfully, my internet is now alot faster(I went from 256k to 760k), so it's worth it.

:) TLS good to have you back. decree 12 vultures may think otherwise cough cough :D jk

Would you be interested in RPing the resistance in an invasion of Mauritania I'm planning?

Yeah, sure. And Zeeeland too, I'll help out if you want....

Can someone bring me back up to speed? I'm a bit, well, lost.

Sure, World War began, people started grabbing land from other people, however its not as active as i think it was planned to be. NATO threatens to attack everyone and then doesn't, i just got Iran and United Arabic Emirates through war. And i am waiting for you to reply in my "True Faces" thread so we can finish the god damn thing, or maybe continue it.

Sure, World War began, people started grabbing land from other people, however its not as active as i think it was planned to be. NATO threatens to attack everyone and then doesn't, i just got Iran and United Arabic Emirates through war. And i am waiting for you to reply in my "True Faces" thread so we can finish the god damn thing, or maybe continue it.


NATO is not a war mongering alliance, we merely defend our members.

Sure, World War began, people started grabbing land from other people, however its not as active as i think it was planned to be. NATO threatens to attack everyone and then doesn't, i just got Iran and United Arabic Emirates through war. And i am waiting for you to reply in my "True Faces" thread so we can finish the god damn thing, or maybe continue it.

NATO attacks anyone who threatens the security of our members, including deated persons. Check out the Duke Barol/Morocco incident if you don't believe us.

If you don't want NATO to pound on you, try not to attract our ire by attacking member territory.

Hey guys no need to justify yourself to me, as long as you don't touch me i don't care what you do.

Hey guys no need to justify yourself to me, as long as you don't touch me i don't care what you do.

Well we'll leave you alone if you leave us alone, see how simple that is? Yet people call us war mongerers x.x

[Gollum Voice] Yemen is mine, mine I tell you! Mine! My preciousssssss [/Gollum Voice]

[Gollum Voice] Yemen is mine, mine I tell you! Mine! My preciousssssss [/Gollum Voice]

Yes, I'm giving it to him. For free. It's his now Lay.

New thread:

Trouble
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8838466#post8838466

Hey Layerteb. Gnoo seems pretty cool about south argentina. he telegrammed me saying it doesnt belong to him and to check up with you about the whole thing (bit of a bloody debacle I know):)

Ps. Somali russia. you still around? If I get South Argentina. you can have Rwanda if you like. ( I noticed you still havent got any land...)

Lay: Please add This Alliance (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8840084#post8840084) too the treaties list.

Tanuio: Please read and respond by either post on one of the two threads or by TG to me.


Thanks all

N00KS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8843392#post8843392)

that is about my search for wmd's. its not ww3 stuff

Semi-random question:
is there a set time for this war to end, or is it just until someone drops down and dies?

I'd guess it would just fizzle out after a bit...

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaay... TLS you wouldn't be interested in selling Tajikistan to anyone would you? :cool:

Greater Valia: I'm having some trouble figuring out just how much of Angola you want. Could you use this picture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinces_of_Angola) and let me know what you control (by indicating the number)? Thanks...

Pushka: Added Iran and UAE. However there is a problem. You have a population of 878 million, meaning you are limited to 1.05 million square miles. Ye have 1,609,169.29 square miles. That means 2,719,488 square kilometers. Check the spreadsheet for your status so you can update your claims accordingly.

BLARGistania: RP added.

Duke Barol: RP added.

TIOR/Greenmanbry: Yemen transfered.

The Knight Templars: We never really discussed when/how this would end lol!.

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaay... TLS you wouldn't be interested in selling Tajikistan to anyone would you? :cool:

Uhhhhh no.

Pushka:[/b] Added Iran and UAE. However there is a problem. You have a population of 878 million, meaning you are limited to 1.05 million square miles. Ye have 1,609,169.29 square miles. That means 2,719,488 square kilometers. Check the spreadsheet for your status so you can update your claims accordingly.

You can cut out the excess land from UAE and give it to Elephantum i was gonna share anyways. I don't care which part you cut out.

Grrrrr land........ cottonmouth still around????? id really like namibia. (im renouncing my claim on argentina :) would (cottonmouth) care to trade for the Niger (bigger territory :). also note... New Jyria decree 12 yet???? (im sure cottonmouth has been decree twelve for more than 5 days...)

Greater Valia: I'm having some trouble figuring out just how much of Angola you want. Could you use this picture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinces_of_Angola) and let me know what you control (by indicating the number)? Thanks...


Duke Barol: RP added.


i think(not sure) that he has 16,10,8,5,2,9,3,15 or something like that
i have 4,18,17,11,1,6,7,14,12,13(again i think)

thanks for adding it. its gonna be good.

You can cut out the excess land from UAE and give it to Elephantum i was gonna share anyways. I don't care which part you cut out.
Will you be requiring financial reimbursment? (Pulls out royal checkbook excitedly)

Cotland, how much would be required for the Lashkadaweeps?

Uhhhhh no.

Meh ... didn't think so ... it was worth a try ...

Will you be requiring financial reimbursment? (Pulls out royal checkbook excitedly)

Cotland, how much would be required for the Lashkadaweeps?

Let's say just 200 billion and call it quits. I can do a lot with those 200 billions.... *goes out to buy the latest camoflage scheme for his new tanks*

Sure

Confirming purchase of L. Islands from cotland for 200 billion

Will you be requiring financial reimbursment? (Pulls out royal checkbook excitedly)

Cotland, how much would be required for the Lashkadaweeps?

Nah, just let me keep a couple of military bases on your territory in UAE.

-Confirmed

The zeeeland communist party has expressed a deep interest in cottonmouths namibia. which will be decree twelve tommorow............ expect an Invasion RP around that time. :) thnk you ( I will relinquish Niger for it, and this is only under the assumption cottonmouth doesnt come back in that time :)

hey layerteb im a bit confused is it 11:11 pm GMT or something?? overhere its 11:11am..???? (If it is 11:11pm would Cottonmouth be decree twelve in an hour??) :)

For The Last Friggin Time...

Decree 12 Does Not Apply If You Got 14 Days Of Ns Inactivity. It Applies If You Were Never Active In E2 At All Or You Are Being Purposely Inactive And You Have Surpassed 14 Days, This Way We Don't Have To Wait Until 21...

If I Have To Say It Again I'm Busting Skulls!!!!!

oh bleh to you too cranky pants :D wouldnt wont you to die of MONOTONY would we layerteb??? Joke.... ah well il annoy you no further for atleast another coupla days anyway.. (untill cottonmouth gets to 21 days) If you get on before that cottonmouth. not hard feelings mate :)

Oh man i need a land fix........ ok new caledonia looks sweet. Ive labourisly (and rather ardousily too i might add )looked across all the claims and its available so im taking it SUCKAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Pushka: If I remove all of UAE it still leaves you at 1,580,153.71 square miles / 4,092,579.15 square kilometers.

Duke Barol: Angola stuff updated. Luanda is in the hands of Tyrandis though so that is excluded from you.

Pushka: If I remove all of UAE it still leaves you at 1,580,153.71 square miles / 4,092,579.15 square kilometers.

Thats too much isn't it? Well i want to keep a part of UAE. Cut out like the southern half of it, and give it to Elephantum make sure its even please, the rest you can cut out from Iran and leave as the territory of industrial experiments from whom i took it. I'll grab it once i have a billion people.

Layarteb: Looks like somebody needs a huuuuuuuuug.

Everyone one needs a hug from you TLS. You should be TRL Instead lol :p

Thats too much isn't it? Well i want to keep a part of UAE. Cut out like the southern half of it, and give it to Elephantum make sure its even please, the rest you can cut out from Iran and leave as the territory of industrial experiments from whom i took it. I'll grab it once i have a billion people.

Alright. Then could you please indicate on the following maps what goes where and to who (GOD I LOVE WIKIPEDIA).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinces_of_Iran
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emirates_of_the_United_Arab_Emirates

Layarteb: Looks like somebody needs a huuuuuuuuug.

I really need one and a girl to wake up with but those are just semantics. Yeah just finished my thesis so ahhh, brain freeze over!

Grrrrr land........ cottonmouth still around????? id really like namibia. (im renouncing my claim on argentina :) would (cottonmouth) care to trade for the Niger (bigger territory :). also note... New Jyria decree 12 yet???? (im sure cottonmouth has been decree twelve for more than 5 days...)

I bolded the important bit.

This is because I would like to know if, since Zeeeland is giving up his settlement with Gnoolecpelp(sp?) over Argentina, can I get the land that Zeeelnad would be getting? It would work out well for all parties.

Thanks.

-Varsola

:eek: did you imply im beligerent on the defence thread Lay? :( :eek:

anyways here are my claims:

new caledonia

Mariana islands

Guam

Wallis and Futuna

Spratly islands

Tokelau. (we discussed this ages ago. but seeing RomeW has the kermadec islands which is meant to also tbe territory of new Zealand. Imsure we can over look this????) ;)

also heres my RP to new Caledonia... http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8854883#post8854883post8854883

I bolded the important bit.

This is because I would like to know if, since Zeeeland is giving up his settlement with Gnoolecpelp(sp?) over Argentina, can I get the land that Zeeelnad would be getting? It would work out well for all parties.

Thanks.

-Varsola

I telegramed Pelep about Argentina but he never responded so I'm not sure what the deal is. I am kind of confused with the transitions that happened earlier so I just asked him what the deal was. I was hoping he'd get back to me or post something, which could clear it all up. But if he says its free and Zeeeland doesn't want it, you're welcome to claim it if you get it in time.

ZEEELAND YARD SALE

Im in need of territory in the Pacific. Im considering trading, rwanda, Guinea Bisseau, Sao Tome PRIncipe and Moldova. for a considerable amount of territory in the pacific. If anyones interested please let me know. thank you!!

ZEEELAND YARD SALE

Im in need of territory in the Pacific. Im considering trading, rwanda, Guinea Bisseau, Sao Tome PRIncipe and Moldova. for a considerable amount of territory in the pacific. If anyones interested please let me know. thank you!!

I may be willing to give up my Pacific territory (well, most of it, anyway) for free. My main nation- on the NS Earth- is restructuring, and I'll do a makeover on Earth II as well. The thread is here and in my sig if you or anyone else for that matter is interested in learning more about the development:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418186

(Note: it's NOT E2 (it is just there for anyone's interest), and secondly, please TG me or make an OOC post in the thread if you have any ideas to get involved)

I haven't fully decided if I'll give up land, but it's on the backburner.

:eek: did you imply im beligerent on the defence thread Lay? :( :eek:

anyways here are my claims:

new caledonia

Mariana islands

Guam

Wallis and Futuna

Spratly islands

Tokelau. (we discussed this ages ago. but seeing RomeW has the kermadec islands which is meant to also tbe territory of new Zealand. Imsure we can over look this????) ;)

also heres my RP to new Caledonia... http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8854883#post8854883post8854883

Zeeeland, I've already laid claim to the Marianas & Guam; I've posted the link to my thread in your invasion thread.

You obviously read the post where I initially claimed them, because I also announced a Decree 12 claim on West Mongolia in the post; I remember you asking if I was still going through with the Mongolia invasion.

Pushka:
Duke Barol: Angola stuff updated. Luanda is in the hands of Tyrandis though so that is excluded from you.
"DOH'!!"

Shouts loudly, "O TYRANDIS!!! WHERE ART THOU?"

Lay, when you have a chance can you transfer the Lashkadaweeps (probably destroyed that spelling) islands from cotland to me, we confirmed a couple pages back.

Rome, I'm interested in your free land in the pacific, might i snag an island? I understand you dont want to sell antartica, but can i put a few research stations down there?

oops sorry Marimaia. :( i just didnt see it on the claims list. I assume new caledonia is free as no one made an objection to that claim. so i will still claim that as with the other islands on the List... :( :)

Yeah sure Rome W Im very Interested in your Islands that may be for offer. as Im from a Pacific island myself (real life) AKA New Zealand (yes were Still in the pacific. our miserable weather may contradict that :D as Andrehevia can tell you) so i think the region has a special interest to me yay!!!!
(Id be interested in Vanuatu, Solomon Islands and Micronesia)
so heres my new claims. (In respect to marimaia)

New Caledonia.

Wallis and Futuna.

Tokelau (read my last post for more details about this territory.)

Rome, I'm interested in your free land in the pacific, might i snag an island? I understand you dont want to sell antartica, but can i put a few research stations down there?

I'd like to say that I have "not yet" decided to sell. I'm still considering things, namely, if it's profitable for me to keep the land or to sell. Yeah, it's a business-like approach to running a country, but the Roman Emperor was a businessman before getting into politics.

Having said that, if I do go the route of giving up land, Elephantum, I may sell you Antarctica after all. I'm just not sure what I'll do yet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAYARTEB!!!!!!!!!!
or at least thats what the forums say

by the way, when will Hogsy be making his announcement?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAYARTEB!!!!!!!!!!
or at least thats what the forums say

by the way, when will Hogsy be making his announcement?

Thanks Elephantum. On a side note: I don't know but I too am waiting.

Layarteb is ranked 3rd in the region and 833rd in the world for Largest Defense Forces (per capita).

Huzzah!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAYARTEB!!!!!!!!!!

^^. I know it's late, but I haven't been able to get online before now.

Ooooh, a birthday?

^^. I know it's late, but I haven't been able to get online before now.

To quote Scott from Eurotrip: "I'm never drinking again..."

@Layatreb:

Happy birthday man! And also:

On the map you gave me of the Iranian provinces, i made a line, it goes through the southern borders of these provinces:

Kohkiluyeh and Buyer Ahmad
Esfahan
Semnan
North Khorasan

I want to keep everything thats above that line the rest leave as territory of Industrial Experiments.

as for the emirates, give me these ones

Abu Dhabi
Ajman
Dubai
Fujairah


and give the rest to Elephantum.

Now is this gonna be alright?

Argentina Ruling: It's free claim away.

Zeeeland: Marimaia is right. He does have them in there. Me and RomeW are going to have to work something out with the claiming of stuff with WW and in the main thread. But the others are fine to be yours. Tokelau is part of New Zealand though and thus part of Tyrandis.

RomeW: Telegram me your e-mail we need to work some claiming method out so we don't have instances like Zeeeland & Marimaia in the future.

Pushka: There are some minor problems. First off, I could not get the land area for North Khorasan. It seems that Khorasan split in 2004 into 3 provinces and the land area of them I just cannot find. However, without that entry you are at 3,182,412.39 square km. You need to be at 2,589,988.00 square km or less. So if I ever get the land area of North Khorsan, it's only going to add. See the whole province was 323,750 square km, then they took some land off for another province and it became 247,622 square km. Then they split into three so I'm not entirely sure what each one is.

NEW IRAN MAP

Oh yeah and did anyone realize Malatose is on the map but not the claims list? So I did some research and he left us ages ago. So basically Equador is free for claiming. So yeah I'm claiming it :).

I re-claimz0rz the land of Kroando. If I can.

Do I have enough space?

If not, I'll just take as much as I can, and put the rest up for grabs.

I re-claimz0rz the land of Kroando. If I can.

Do I have enough space?

If not, I'll just take as much as I can, and put the rest up for grabs.

He's decree 12 so you can. Only thing is it goes under WW not general E2. You are within 100m of 2 billion so you can claim up to 3 million square miles.

confirming land acceptance in UAE if I need to

Lay, the Lashkadaweeps were transferred from cotland to me some time ago, i can dig it up if you need me to.

Also, I plan on claiming southern Iran, the exact provinces claimed will be announced as soon as i figure out which ones they are

confirming land acceptance in UAE if I need to

Lay, the Lashkadaweeps were transferred from cotland to me some time ago, i can dig it up if you need me to.

Also, I plan on claiming southern Iran, the exact provinces claimed will be announced as soon as i figure out which ones they are

If you look at the spreadsheet and the map they are there (Iran provinces). If you could dig that thing up with Cotland it would help.

Thanks

Let's say just 200 billion and call it quits. I can do a lot with those 200 billions.... *goes out to buy the latest camoflage scheme for his new tanks*

Sure

Confirming purchase of L. Islands from cotland for 200 billion

from a few pages back, if you want proof im not forging it

also, i plan on claiming the following Iranian provinces

Hormozgan
Sistan and Baluchistan
Kerman
Bushehr
Fars
Yazd
Razavi Khorastan
South Khorastan (unless Pushka wants it)

so really, all of them

should i post the thread here or in WW thread?

Are you sure Hogsweat had something important to say?

from a few pages back, if you want proof im not forging it

also, i plan on claiming the following Iranian provinces

Hormozgan
Sistan and Baluchistan
Kerman
Bushehr
Fars
Yazd
Razavi Khorastan
South Khorastan (unless Pushka wants it)

so really, all of them

should i post the thread here or in WW thread?

Are you sure Hogsweat had something important to say?


How would you like the lovely Indian states of Andhra Pradesh, Goa, and Karnataka?

All you have to do is support me in taking Maharashtra from Kroando!

See, you get the most land from this deal.

Elephantum...Unless they came out of the invasion thing that Pushka did I'm afraid you'll have to reinvade via D12 style and then make it WW.

How would you like the lovely Indian states of Andhra Pradesh, Goa, and Karnataka?

All you have to do is support me in taking Maharashtra from Kroando!

See, you get the most land from this deal.
do you have a thread made up, if you do, planes will be in Kroandan(Kroandish?) airspace shortly

Yay, lots of expansion

Oh, TLS, would you like the rest of Sicily? If you let me keep a naval/air base there and a research station at Etna, it'll be free

To quote Scott from Eurotrip: "I'm never drinking again..."
Yes! Somebody (other than my brother and his friend) watched it too! I suddenly don't feel so alone! That movie was too funny- it should have done better at the box office.

Anyway, on a more serious note: as soon as NationStates itself gets back on and running, I'll TG you, or I'll simply E-Mail you back (I think I still have the E-Mail you sent me earlier, but I'm not sure).

I want to join but can't find a territory to claim. Could someone fill me in on insurgency/rebellion or a region to claim?


My nation is Kreynoria, if i can get in

It's been fun.
I'd like to keep Malaysia vietnam indonesia phillipines + brunei in case I return.

Claimable Land
Antarctica (part),
Iraq (south),
Kuwait

Cotland
Novgorod Oblast
Falkland Islands
Bryansk Oblast
Novgorod Oblast
Belgorod Oblast
Tver Oblast
Volgograd Oblast
Voronezh Oblast
Kaluga Oblast
Pskov Oblast
Rostov Oblast
Kursk Oblast,
Moscow
Saudi Arabia
Oryol Oblast

Layarteb
Grenada
Iceland
Hawaii
Virgin Islands

HAVE FUN!

It's been fun.
I'd like to keep Malaysia vietnam indonesia phillipines + brunei in case I return.

Claimable Land
Antarctica (part),
Iraq (south),
Kuwait

Cotland
Novgorod Oblast
Falkland Islands
Bryansk Oblast
Novgorod Oblast
Belgorod Oblast
Tver Oblast
Volgograd Oblast
Voronezh Oblast
Kaluga Oblast
Pskov Oblast
Rostov Oblast
Kursk Oblast,
Moscow
Saudi Arabia
Oryol Oblast

Layarteb
Grenada
Iceland
Hawaii
Virgin Islands

HAVE FUN!
So long

I'll claim Kuwait, and I'll grab S. Iraq to give to tkt later

can I stick that in the Iran Invasion rp?

K so where do i make claims/insurgencies and stuff?

I guess i take over Hogsweats part of africa now that its up for grabs.

I'll take over hogsweats part of antartica, i mean

Hey Elephantum, you can't just claim Iranian areas, they are still under Industrial Experiment's controll. And i don't know, maybe i should just leave this whole hting alone for now, and try to scare everyone off that land until i get to a billion in population and claim it. So basically, don't touch that land.


@Cotland: dude, i see hoqsweat gave you a shitload of Russian land, i'll trade you United Arabic Emirates and Iran for some of that land, its not gonna be an equal trade, i am gonna give you more land then you'll give me. So how about it?

Oh yeah Elephantum, after i work out a deal with Cotland and give him what he wants, i'll give you all thats left, maybe keeping a small province if i still have enough land capacity. How is that?

Hey Elephantum, you can't just claim Iranian areas, they are still under Industrial Experiment's controll. And i don't know, maybe i should just leave this whole hting alone for now, and try to scare everyone off that land until i get to a billion in population and claim it. So basically, don't touch that land.
Oh yeah Elephantum, after i work out a deal with Cotland and give him what he wants, i'll give you all thats left, maybe keeping a small province if i still have enough land capacity. How is that?
IE is D12, and therefore his land is eligible for claiming without his consent

yes, but i have already invaded it, so his land is under my protection, because i can't claim all of it, because my population isn't big enough, however i did invade Iran and take its capital, same with UAE. Its my land, if you gonna claim it, then you gonna have to deal with me. However i'd rather have land in Russia, so if Cotland and i get a deal i will leave, and whatever Cotland doesn't get i will give to you.

yes, but i have already invaded it, so his land is under my protection, because i can't claim all of it, because my population isn't big enough, however i did invade Iran and take its capital, same with UAE. Its my land, if you gonna claim it, then you gonna have to deal with me. However i'd rather have land in Russia, so if Cotland and i get a deal i will leave, and whatever Cotland doesn't get i will give to you.
i thought you merely abandoned the rest of the land, i did not understand you were protecting it, i will back off, but if i do get a province, Horgostan would be preffered

Oy, Cotland!

Seeing how Hogsy gave up his landz0rz, can I have the Meddinah and Makkah parts of Saudi Arabia?

Or just Makkah?

Pleasssse?


PLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEE???

I'll trade 'em for me Russian landz0rz.

http://www.the-saudi.net/saudi-arabia/images/map.JPG

Elephantum: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8882264#post8882264

Oh, and I would like the rest of Sicily.

Oy, Cotland!

Seeing how Hogsy gave up his landz0rz, can I have the Meddinah and Makkah parts of Saudi Arabia?

Or just Makkah?

Pleasssse?


PLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEE???

I'll trade 'em for me Russian landz0rz.

http://www.the-saudi.net/saudi-arabia/images/map.JPG


Lightning, i'll trade you Iranian and United Arabic Emirates land for Russian land.

Hogsweat: I accept that land ;)

Pushka: Sorry mate. I really want land in Russia too. After all, it is all part of the empire. I'm afraid that I have to turn down your offer.

Elephantum: As for the division of Saudi that we talked about, I guess that you can check the Layarteb forums later. I'm too tired to do anything about it right now.

The Lightning Star: See above.

Layarteb: I'm just checking in. I'll answer the RPs and such either later tonight or tommorrow. Too tired to do anything other then sleeping on the couch right now.

Cotland i don't think you realize my offer. I am giving you much more land then you gonna give me. But whatever.

Hey Lightning Star, so what do you say?

I know what your offer means Pushka, but I've lobbied for a month to get that land in Russia. So thanks, but no thanks.

Its alright dude, maybe Lightning Star will wanna trade.

Lightning, i'll trade you Iranian and United Arabic Emirates land for Russian land.

No.

I want Makkah and Medinah.

Elephantum: Post it in the World War thread since it is a separate invasion than the one that Pushka did. Yes I am sure Hogsy had something important to say and he did. Wahoo!! Southern Iraq & Kuwait are yours. You should do an RP for them but it's up to you. Lakshadweep Islands are in your possession as well.

RomeW: That is officially one of the funniest movies ever. Mi Scuzi, Mi Scuzi!!!

Hogsweat: Good to see you keyed in. Thanks for the land by the way and I hope you get to participate in the future. Guys, please be nice to him now on and try not to invade his land alright.

Kreynoria: Get my e-mail? Want Hawaii? Keep in mind that your population is only 50 million so you are limited to under 50,000 square miles. That Antartican territory is 675k and change. There is also some land in South America.

The Lightning Star: Put that link in World War since all D12 are part of World War.

Cotland: Excellent you accept the land. Now just a little problem. It is currently 2,071,524.98 square miles. The limit is 2,050,000.00 with the buffer...You need to dump 21,524.98 square miles or more.

Yes I accept Hogsweat's land thing but I will be giving away Hawaii to Kreynoria if he wants it?

guess whos back back again.................... :) me yay!!!. Now i hope nobody has Nuked the whole world while i was Away. If yes im gonna be pissed. my nice tropical island of new Cal a wasteland bleh!!! :D

ps. happy birthday layerteb.

guess whos back back again.................... :) me yay!!!. Now i hope nobody has Nuked the whole world while i was Away. If yes im gonna be pissed. my nice tropical island of new Cal a wasteland bleh!!! :D

ps. happy birthday layerteb.

Thanks.

If there's any small chunk of land left after Kreynoria gets what he wants, I'd take some little area.
Hi, I'm the lastest n00b to barge in! :)

If there's any small chunk of land left after Kreynoria gets what he wants, I'd take some little area.
Hi, I'm the lastest n00b to barge in! :)

Just keep in mind it has to be under 50,000 square miles. If he doesn't want Hawaii, you can have it. Just keep in mind he gets first dibs :).

I hope you can grace our presence in E2.

What else is there, other than Hawaii, that I would be able to claim?

What else is there, other than Hawaii, that I would be able to claim?

There's quite a bit in South America. I'm sure there are a few Pacific Islands. Maybe there is something in Africa to, I think.

Sounds great. Port=goal.

Sounds great. Port=goal.

I'm not sure I understand that.

You don't need to. All that matters is that I can somehow understand my incomprhensible way of speaking.

You don't need to. All that matters is that I can somehow understand my incomprhensible way of speaking.

Ah, in that case, hoorah!

Layarteb: I don't exactly understand the caricature of the Italian being gay (considering the "Italian Stallion" reputation), but he was funny. My favourite parts are when Cooper visited the Dutch brothel and when the visitors went to the nude beach (being a club-goer, I've actually related to that incident in some of the clubs I've gone to).

TLS, Cotland, Elephantum: Now that Hogsweat is gone, is there any chance I can get in somewhere in the oil-rich lands of Arabia, Iraq and Kuwait? I desperately need oil...

Hey Layarteb Can I claim what is left of Iran under D12?

Oh ... elephantum is after it ...

Elephantum, would you sell me plot 21 of Iran, I really need a coastline for the main part of my empire.

Layarteb: Yeah, I kinda anticipated that problem. Saudi-Arabia goes out to the "coalition of the anti-Hogsweat", and therefore has to avoid getting counted in among my land. I'm dropping it as soon as the people in the coalition keys in (Elephantum, Greenmanbry, TLS, I can't really remember who else due to a serious hangover). So I'm giving away Saudi Arabia. I just don't know who to yet...

Layarteb: Yeah, I kinda anticipated that problem. Saudi-Arabia goes out to the "coalition of the anti-Hogsweat", and therefore has to avoid getting counted in among my land. I'm dropping it as soon as the people in the coalition keys in (Elephantum, Greenmanbry, TLS, I can't really remember who else due to a serious hangover). So I'm giving away Saudi Arabia. I just don't know who to yet...


Hey Cotland if you are in a bind and need to ditch some land I would be willing to hold it "in trust" for you until you can claim it again. I am way under my limit and have quite a bit of space available. Just let me know.

-Hawdawg

RomeW: "Now put your clothes back on white boy!" LOL that movie was great. I'll say that my favorite parts are the robot fight, definitely the creepy Italian guy (which I don't think had much of a point except to be funny), definitely the sex in the confessional because that was classic, and come on, the Bratislavia club!!! LOL at the end, the hostel clerk that talks about hiding things in your anus was funny. They have the whole script of that part on imdb.com it's so funny!

Cotland: No problem. Tend that hangover man I did that Saturday after Friday night so I know how it feels. Wikipedia Saudi Arabia thing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinces_of_Saudi_Arabia).

Everyone, show your love for Wikipedia. Without them our maps would suck!

Rome-Im probably giving Southern Iraq to TKT, but perhaps a deal could be struck. Im keeping Kuwait, but an oil deal could be possible. Also look below, in the Saudi Arabia stuff

Neuvo Rica-Im not going after Iran anymore, Pushka and Cotland are sorting that out. I may be claiming a little bit in the south, however.

SAUDI ARABIA PROPOSAL

using the wikipedia map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinces_of_Saudi_Arabia)

My proposed divisions are as follows (trying to give everyone what they want.

Elephantum-2,7,6
TLS-11,4,8,12
Teh Ninjas-1,10
Greenmanbry-13,3,9,5

Rome, perhaps 13, 3, 8, or 12 would work

This is subject to change, but I think it is acceptable, as long as TKT gets the rest of Iraq. Please let me know if you think this is a good division

Rome-Im probably giving Southern Iraq to TKT, but perhaps a deal could be struck. Im keeping Kuwait, but an oil deal could be possible. Also look below, in the Saudi Arabia stuff

Neuvo Rica-Im not going after Iran anymore, Pushka and Cotland are sorting that out. I may be claiming a little bit in the south, however.

SAUDI ARABIA PROPOSAL

using the wikipedia map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinces_of_Saudi_Arabia)

My proposed divisions are as follows (trying to give everyone what they want.

Elephantum-2,7,6
TLS-11,4,8,12
Teh Ninjas-1,10
Greenmanbry-13,3,9,5

Rome, perhaps 13, 3, 8, or 12 would work

This is subject to change, but I think it is acceptable, as long as TKT gets the rest of Iraq. Please let me know if you think this is a good division

As long as all parties agree to the Saudi Arabia thing, including Cotland, I have no problem dividing it up as such. Personally, if you presented it that exact way, when it was finalized, it would be a 30 second job for me, thereby making it significantly easy!

I agree with the KSA plan.

TLS and TN, post ASAP

Hmm... in that case, I would like somehow to get plots 20 and 21. Thanks for letting me know elephantum.

TLS and TN, post ASAP

Don't forget, Cotland still has to say something, it is "technically" under his control until he gives it up to whom he wants.

The Cottish takeover of the Russian lands

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8890129#post8890129

"A new start" is the name. Feel free to participate.

The Cottish takeover of the Russian lands

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8890129#post8890129

"A new start" is the name. Feel free to participate.

Cool I'll add it.

So we need approval:

TLS
TN

and final approval from

Cotland

Edit-Lay, the L. Islands did not make the transfer from Cotland to me on the spreadsheet, if you could fix it next time its updated (maybe when the saudi thing gets settled

Eleph, are your royal family still in Cotland? Or have they left for Bahrain? I can't remember....

So we need approval:

TLS
TN

and final approval from

Cotland

Edit-Lay, the L. Islands did not make the transfer from Cotland to me on the spreadsheet, if you could fix it next time its updated (maybe when the saudi thing gets settled

Updated.

Eleph, are your royal family still in Cotland? Or have they left for Bahrain? I can't remember....
they came back after the invasion went inactive

Uhhh, ok.

however, TN's land is in two seperate parts. How about HE gets 8 and 12 and I get 1 and 10(as well as 11 and 4)?

Uhhh, ok.

however, TN's land is in two seperate parts. How about HE gets 8 and 12 and I get 1 and 10(as well as 11 and 4)?
So TN-8, 12
TLS-1,10,11,4
everything else as is

now we need TN to confirm, and Cotland to approve our deal

you dont want land, right cotland?

Not unless it's in Russia, US or Pacific....

I confirmed.

so its all set right, Cotland and Lay?

oh PS Im a little slow on the uptake. but iM NEUTRAL NOW!!!!

tHANK YOU

Saudi Arabia People: It's done. I must commend you on the organization that you did that with. It helped me out greatly.

Marimaia: Guam & Mariana Islands listed under you.

Hey layerteb heres an idea. can we have a world map???? so all territories can be shown. that would be cool. I mean anyone whos willing could make it.... :)

also am i now eligible for a 50,000 sq mile buffer zone??? Ive 400 million people now

Hey layerteb heres an idea. can we have a world map???? so all territories can be shown. that would be cool. I mean anyone whos willing could make it.... :)

also am i now eligible for a 50,000 sq mile buffer zone??? Ive 400 million people now

You can claim up to 500,000 square miles.

The Icelandic Expedition (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=419734)

RomeW: "Now put your clothes back on white boy!" LOL that movie was great. I'll say that my favorite parts are the robot fight, definitely the creepy Italian guy (which I don't think had much of a point except to be funny), definitely the sex in the confessional because that was classic, and come on, the Bratislavia club!!! LOL at the end, the hostel clerk that talks about hiding things in your anus was funny. They have the whole script of that part on imdb.com it's so funny!

Oh yeah...the robot guy was cool, especially because I've actually seen them around (in London...boy was that an experience); and, yeah, how could I forget the Bratislava club? "YOU JUST MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!" (oh, and yes, the bit where he (I believe it was Cooper, again) turned to the fairy to say that the powerful drink wasn't all that powerful). LOL. I think what did the movie in was that it was rated "R" when it should have tried for PG-13, because it WAS supposed to be for teens, but it was great anyway.

Rome, perhaps 13, 3, 8, or 12 would work

How about this area:

http://www.geocities.com/dadothegreat2003/SaudiArabiaNumberedRome.png

EDIT- I'm currently considering "expanding" my NS Earth territory into Switzerland as part of a test RP I will be running with the United Nations' Pretenama Panel. For those of you who are unaware of it, under Resolution #92, The Pretenama Panel (TPP) was given the authority to intervene militarily in any nations in order to prevent genocide (including non-UN members) and thus essentially making it the only legal UN army. However, as I explained to TPP people, it'd only be a matter of time before someone uses TPP for their own imperialistic goals. Well, that time has come, because I've been looking at my economy and have been thinking "gee, I could really use the Swiss" ($30,000 GDP/Capita...not bad, I must say) and thought I could tie my wanting of Helevetica (the Latin name for Switzerland) with TPP. The details are simple- the Heleveticans (which border me and control Venetia and Croatia as well as Switzerland) start a genocide against the Italians and Croatians, which I use as a pretext to invade (with TPP's help) and annex their lands (setting the Venetians and Croats free, of course). I just need someone to be Helevetica. So if anyone's interested, let me know.

Interesting...hot stuff RomeW. Good luck with it. If you need NS help from me I'll help you but mind you I'm not going to be under a UN chain of command.

I think the R rating came from the boobage, the vandersexxx thing, and definitely the club. Somewhere in the movie, one of the lines are, "So that's where that R-rating comes from."

http://www.jahozafat.com/Movies/Eurotrip.shtml

Cooper says it in the beginning. I think he said it when he was spying on the chicks without their tops on in the jacuzzi.

Did anyone else notice that Cooper wore a shirt with his face that said Cooper.

Interesting...hot stuff RomeW. Good luck with it. If you need NS help from me I'll help you but mind you I'm not going to be under a UN chain of command.

Well, I need someone who will RP as the Heleveticans- that's the main thing (preferably with a puppet, although I don't intend on making Helevetica weak). I may also need help organizing my army too, but the main thing is that I find someone who will be the Heleveticans.

(I should stress that no user's nations will get annexed in this possible RP- I just don't want to RP as both sides)

I think the R rating came from the boobage, the vandersexxx thing, and definitely the club. Somewhere in the movie, one of the lines are, "So that's where that R-rating comes from."

http://www.jahozafat.com/Movies/Eurotrip.shtml

Cooper says it in the beginning. I think he said it when he was spying on the chicks without their tops on in the jacuzzi.

Did anyone else notice that Cooper wore a shirt with his face that said Cooper.

Yeah, I know...and part of me says "that's what made the movie great" while the other half said "maybe it didn't need all those boobs..." (from an artistic standpoint- plus, "Harold & Kumar Goes To White Castle" (which also rocked) snagged a PG-13 rating and was basically the same premise, and DID have a scene with boobs). Mind you, seeing a director who actually has the guts to go beyond teasing is great, because we need more directors like those (plus, the jacuzzi scene was great- who could have ever thought that you'd get a girl that dumb?)

Neuvo Rica claims the remaining areas of Iran.

I confirm the division of Saudi Arabia. Eleph, TLS, TN, Green, take it away! Layarteb, take it away from my claims!


Happy May 17th! (Norwegian constitution day)

Hello everyone! Im just checking in so I dont go D12. Ive been really busy with finals and all that jazz so I havent been able to get on. By Thursday next week ill be done with all my finals so you can expect more E2 rps from me. (BTW, when will Southern Angola be added to my territory list? Thanks.)

Neuvo Rica claims the remaining areas of Iran.

If it's fine with Pushka. Only thing I need from either you or Pushka, or anyone, is to get me the land area of the following provinces:

North Khorasan
Razavi Khorasan
South Khorasan

They were all part of Khorasan until 2004 when they split up into 3 provinces. I can't find land area on them at all!

Khorasan was 323,750 square km but they transfered land to a neighboring province. It was, at the time of the split in 2004, 247,622 square km. If anyone can get me the breakdown on the new Khorasan's it would be greatly appreciated.

I'm on it...

on second thoughts ... I can only find the results of a 1986 census ... this could take a while...

Rome, how much would you pay for that area? It'd cost a pretty penny. (Actually lots and lots of pretty pennies) Part of Iraq might be available too, Im not sure if I want to give it to TKT :p

on second thoughts ... I can only find the results of a 1986 census ... this could take a while...

:)

Rome, how much would you pay for that area? It'd cost a pretty penny. (Actually lots and lots of pretty pennies) Part of Iraq might be available too, Im not sure if I want to give it to TKT :p

Well, if the transfer of Mosul (Northern Iraq) to The Knights Templars hasn't been solidified, that will do (TKT can get the south).

Otherwise, name your price for that section of Province 7.

:)

hmmm... couldn't you just take the total area of Khorasan and divide it by 3? I don't think the area is actually on the internet....

Before I go ahead and it do it, am I allowed to challenge Cotland through RP for Franz Josef Land?

Before I go ahead and it do it, am I allowed to challenge Cotland through RP for Franz Josef Land?
I'm just wondering, out of curiosity, how you would manage that, given that most of Franz Josef is one massive military base, and no indiginous people there. They only people there are a heck of a lot of sailors, airmen and marines. I could sell you some areas in the Pacific if you really want to join Earth II though.

I have a population of three billion, Franz Josef is only my first target, albeit the last of your territories.

I read over your invasion attempt, and I have a few things to point out. (The thread is here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=420051), FYI)

1. I have, as mentioned here a few moments ago and in several RPs in the past, a massive naval and air force facility in the Franz Josef. You would have to navigate through a lot of radar, SAM, AAA and SSM sites, not to mention the massive naval minefields surrounding the islands, and a lot of fighters in order to get over the island. And I would immediately send more fighters, bombers and ships to the islands. Twice as fast now because of the massive mobilization yesterday (RL time) because of the nuclear incident.

2. I see a bit of godmodding (t)here, due to your being over and bombing and taking over the island without even allowing me to RP my own resistance.

3. I didn't see any listing of your units. If all you have are 40 bombers and a few modified transports, your attack is dead before it started. My fighters are on a constant CAP up there now due to the mobilization mentioned in point 1. So I hardly think that your attack is probable.


Due to this, I am verry tempted to pull out the ol' I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon and aim it in your general direction. But I am always willing to join a good RP. Start up another one, and I'll probably partisipate. Just take notice of the info mentioned above, m'kay?

There was no god modding, as I only have a beach head as stated, therefore you can have resistance, and I have already RP'ed your troops inflicting heavy casualties. I have over 2,000 planes in my Air Force, as well as over 100 Aircraft Carriers, which I have all bought on NS.

If ex-Hogsweatian antartica is still unclaimed, can I snag as much of it as i can, i think im about to move into the 2million square mile mark

Again, the questions.

1. From where are they based, and how did they come to my coastline without getting detected by my CAPs, patrols, satellites, etc?

2. In order for you to establish a beachhead, you must face some serious hinderings. Most in the form of SAM, AAA, SSM, minefields, marines, frigates/destroyers, fighters, bombers, etc. Where did you face that? I sure as hell didn't RP it.


You must excuse me if I'm a little grumpy and irritable today, but I have a serious hangover from yesterdays constitution day party and a bad back after a crappy night on a hard seat in a cold train.

There was no god modding, as I only have a beach head as stated, therefore you can have resistance, and I have already RP'ed your troops inflicting heavy casualties. I have over 2,000 planes in my Air Force, as well as over 100 Aircraft Carriers, which I have all bought on NS.
for one thing, bombers cant use aircraft carriers

another thing, how does your giant floating platform become a military superpower without anyone noticing? Theres thousands of spy sattelites from various countries, some coutnries have hydrophones, and then theres tens of thousands of spy planes. wouldnt one of them have noticed an oil rig with 100 aircraft carriers around it?

Bombers can use Aircraft Carriers, it all depends on relevant sizes, and my bombers are long range anyway which renders that issue irrelevant.

I wish to claim land in the Artic Circle, if you have a better option, please show me.

talk to people, ask about buying land, instead of just invading whomever you feel like

Umm...no. :rolleyes:

I suggest that Cotland comes up with a response to my original thread, and I invite him to use all the force he has.

Huahin: *evil grin* You could attempt to invade Greenland (currently held by noone?) or Svalbard (currently held by North Germania, and a very bad idea). You could go for something in Antartica, or claim the ice at the North Pole... hey, I just got a great idea. I claim the North Pole! j/k
But look at those suggestions. If you still want to take Franz Josef from me, then I'll probably have no option then to be game. But I will fight back with everything I've got! :sniper: Write up a new thread, and I'll reply.

Pwntlikewhoa: Easter Island is taken by Liebermonk. I strongly suggest that you read the claims list before you claim stuff.

What would the land area of the North Pole be? It probably depends on the season and the amout of global warming :)

Who knows?

(I was joking)

hmmm... couldn't you just take the total area of Khorasan and divide it by 3? I don't think the area is actually on the internet....

Heres an EVEN better idea. There will be other Iranian provinces similar in size to the Khorasan ones. Can we not just say they are the size of them or something. I'll see if this theory works...

Ok...

28 (North) ------------------------ Is kind of similar in size to plot 10
29 (Razavi) ------------------------ Is similar to 24
30 (South) ------------------------ Is similar to 15

Even though these are not spot on, surely they can be used as rough estimates. They can't be too far wrong.

Ok, I'll write up a new thread, thanks for the tips Cotland :)

Ok, I'll write up a new thread, thanks for the tips Cotland :)
TG me the link to the thread when you've got the thread up and running. You might also wanna post the link in here so the rest of the Earth II community can read it.

Weeeee! Now that I have two of the holiest cities Muslim cities(If only I could get the Muslim area of Jerusalem...), I can finally be a justified Caliphate ^^!

Congratulations, my muslim friend. Will you ceede some Russian territories to me? I pay bigtime...

TLS, good job. you need to see about getting Baghdad, Jerusalem, Damascus, and Istanbul, then you'll have all the important cities in the Arab world.

Actually I think I'll go for Svalbard, but everyone is welcome when I RP it. :)
Cotland seems too nice to invade :(

Svalbards North germanias isnt it? boy you dont want to incur his wrath :p

p.s just outta Interests sake Cotland are you Norweigen by some chance???? (perceptive bastard arent I?) :p lol

Congratulations, my muslim friend. Will you ceede some Russian territories to me? I pay bigtime...

Errrr...I'm not Muslim.

But I like Muslim history, and I have lived around Muslims for a large part o' me life... so they rubbed off on me

Anyhoo, I'm trying to make another Caliphate because, well... that makes my country the head of the muslim countries(technically, at least). Heh heh heh!

Err, layarteb? Seeing howz0rz I made the invade Kroando thread...

I declare the war overz0rz.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8904634#post8904634

The thread looks all happy and lovable, but stick around.

After all, this is my country, and if you know me from way back when (which I think none of you do), certain things happen when there is a transition...

Today witnesses the dawning of a new empire, the Empire of Kreynoria, on the Hawaiian Island chain, which the Empire of Layarteb ever so graciously ceded to control of Constantinius, the leader of the Kreynorians.

As of today, Honolulu's name has been changed to Kreynoriopolis, and a great palace and Greek Orthodox cathedral were raised as monuments to the new empire. Immediately, Constantinius appointed a council of advisors, among them a chamberlain, chancellor, marshal, constable, admiral, patriarch, treasurer, secretary, arbitor, and emissary.

Constantinius has immediately begun fortifying the islands to deter enemy invasion. Concrete walls have been built on some of the coastline, and most areas are defended by barbed wire fences and/or land mines. There are also pillboxes, machine gun bunkers, arillery batteries, and antiaircraft guns. There are two laser towers to destroy enemy missiles, and eighteen long-range radar installations have been constructed. The sea is protected by sea mines, sonar buoys to detect submarines, a large navy, and special defence platforms (built like oil rigs, but with heavy guns and short-range missiles for engaging ships and aircraft). There is also a giant, fortified wall around Kreynoriopolis.

The military is 200,000-strong: 100,000 active; 80,000 reservists, and 20,000 in the National Guard. The three wings of the military are the Army, Navy, and Air Force.

Army: The army has a total of 60,000 personnel.

Infantry: Armoured in Spiderweb Flak Jacket and Titanium Plating, Night-Vision Goggles, Generally Fanatics who scream wild battle cries.

Armaments: Include assualt rifles, sniper rifles, automatic pistols, and turret machine guns. Also some RPG launchers or Stinger AA launchers. Grenades include fragmentation, sonic, or chlorine gas. Guns generally have bayonets, distance scopes, and silencers. Knives include utility, throwing, "panther claw", and long melee knife.

Artillery: Include T-13 Self-Propelled Mortar and T-36 Self-Propelled Armoured Howitzer.

Tanks: T-33 Light Battle Tank and T-64 Heavy Battle Tank. Both equipped with armour of depleted uranium and antiaircraft gun.

Halftracks: T-16 Armoured Personnel Carrier (8 infantry units) and T-17 Mobile Flak Cannon.

Navy: 80,000 total personnel, ships

14 Frigates
16 PT Boats
34 Destroyers
28 Corvettes
17 Light Cruisers
32 Battlecruisers
6 Missile Cruisers
12 Hunter-Killer Submarines
2 Missile Submarines
6 Midget Submarines
4 Dreadnought Battleships
3 Light Aircraft Carriers
1 Hospital Ship
5 Destroyer Tenders
26 Supply Ships
33 Troop Transports
7 Minesweepers

::im so confused:: WHO ARE YOU?????
But if lay is fine with it, then ill just go back in my little corner and keep sniffing glue...

RomeW: Boobs are good and Eurotrip & its boobage was good. Mieke ... yum ... :: drool ::

Nuevo Rica: I updated your claims to include Iran and I updated the map. If you come across the land areas let me know. I need exacts, unfortunately.

Greater Valia: Good luck with finals. Southern Angola? I thought it was staying in the hands of Binthor, as per Duke Barol.

Huahin: Keep the following things in mind. You are not a part of Earth II so where are you basing your Tu-160s and An-225s from? In addition, if you have them here, how'd you get them here? In addition, since you aren't part of Earth II, those whom you attack aren't required to react, they're allowed to ignore it. And keep in mind that just because you have a population of 3 billion, it doesn't mean s***.

Elephantum: You can only claim up to 1.0 million square miles. Once you are within 100 million people of 1 billion you can claim up to 2 million square miles. With the Antarctica territory you'll get 1,338,473.12 square miles.

The Lightning Star: Alright but damn that was a short-ass RP.

Kreynoria: Welcome to E2. Hawaii is yours but there is just ONE catch. That catch is that I get to retain the islands of Kauai and Niihau as naval bases.

Well, if the transfer of Mosul (Northern Iraq) to The Knights Templars hasn't been solidified, that will do (TKT can get the south).

Otherwise, name your price for that section of Province 7.

^Repost for Elephantum

RomeW: Boobs are good and Eurotrip & its boobage was good. Mieke ... yum ... :: drool ::

Hey hey- I ain't complaining about the boobies. In fact, I wish we weren't so (no pun intended) hung up about them here.

...and Mieke was a great joke. "That's not 'Michael' and his cousin 'Jan'...that's 'Mieke' and her cousin '(Y)an'". "Oh".

With this:
I have a population of three billion, Franz Josef is only my first target, albeit the last of your territories.

and this:
I wish to claim land in the arctic circle.

being said, I would like to take this time to issue a statement to Huahin:

Your units will be fired upon if they violate Squornshelan territorial waters or Squornshelan airspace.

Nuevo Rica: I updated your claims to include Iran and I updated the map. If you come across the land areas let me know. I need exacts, unfortunately.

Fair enough ... I'll keep looking. I'm sure it's on the internet somewhere...

The Lightning Star: Alright but damn that was a short-ass RP.


That was just a land-grap RP.

I'm in the middle of an "OMFG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEZ0RZ!!!!" Rp right now.

Very well, Layerteb. The specified islands shall remain in your control.

Svalbards North germanias isnt it? boy you dont want to incur his wrath :p

p.s just outta Interests sake Cotland are you Norweigen by some chance???? (perceptive bastard arent I?) :p lol
Yes, I am Norwegian. How did you guess? :p

Kreynoria']Very well, Layerteb. The specified islands shall remain in your control.

Well then I hope you enjoy the other islands to your delight. You are at like 10,000 square miles. If you check the spread sheet you can see what you have. I think I took like 600 square miles with those two islands, so barely anything.

Your units will be fired upon if they violate Squornshelan territorial waters or Squornshelan airspace.

I agree with Squorn. If anything Layartebian is attacked I will not only flatten & devestate the aggressor, Huahin, but I will also not hesistate to remove each and every one of those 3 billion people from their puny lives and destroy them. In addition, the EOL will defend ALL allies who are attack (if they agree to the RP) with whatever means necessary.

I telegramed Pelep about Argentina but he never responded so I'm not sure what the deal is. I am kind of confused with the transitions that happened earlier so I just asked him what the deal was. I was hoping he'd get back to me or post something, which could clear it all up. But if he says its free and Zeeeland doesn't want it, you're welcome to claim it if you get it in time.

As far as I know, he let go of all claims to the land. It's in this thread somewhere. Zeeeland didn't want it, so consider this a claim.

-Varsola

P.S. Could you remove me from the inactive list? I'm not inactive.

P.P.S. If the above claiming is ok, add Binthorian Argentina to it, 'k?

As far as I know, he let go of all claims to the land. It's in this thread somewhere. Zeeeland didn't want it, so consider this a claim.

-Varsola

P.S. Could you remove me from the inactive list? I'm not inactive.

P.P.S. If the above claiming is ok, add Binthorian Argentina to it, 'k?

Problem is you are still under 900 million, meaning you can only claim up to 1 million square miles total. With Sonora and Argentina it's a total of 1,110,119.67 square miles.