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Layarteb
25-06-2006, 04:56
Wheres Sparta DOminion? He hasn't responded in a week.

You should telegram him and ask.
Cymrea
25-06-2006, 08:55
No one celebrated our 100th page...or the 15,000th (official) post?!

Where's the confetti?! The balloons?!




Where's..............the love?

:fluffle:
Pyschotika
25-06-2006, 13:36
Hmm...hip hip...hurray?

Anyways, Lincoln pipes it's water from the *LARGEST* under ground water resevoir we have out under the Desert-ish area. We can't pipe it out of the way Northwest up by Valentine because it has radiation...from what I do not know. Valentine pipes it's water out from Wyoming, and it tastes like stale Sprite. Infact, most places water tastes like that. Everyone from other states who has ever come over *Like Family or Family Friends* they say our water tastes the best because it doesn't taste like something took a dump in it right before it got put to their fosset.

So, meh.
Bjornoya
25-06-2006, 17:12
I'm pissed: as active as I usually am I never get it and this time I was even here but didn't notice. So pissed, next stop: Kick 'White Tower's' ass!
Layarteb
25-06-2006, 17:35
Hmm...hip hip...hurray?

Anyways, Lincoln pipes it's water from the *LARGEST* under ground water resevoir we have out under the Desert-ish area. We can't pipe it out of the way Northwest up by Valentine because it has radiation...from what I do not know. Valentine pipes it's water out from Wyoming, and it tastes like stale Sprite. Infact, most places water tastes like that. Everyone from other states who has ever come over *Like Family or Family Friends* they say our water tastes the best because it doesn't taste like something took a dump in it right before it got put to their fosset.

So, meh.

Where does the radiation come from? (faucet)
Hirgizstan
25-06-2006, 17:55
Water tastes weird in Belfast, its ereally fresh and clean when your in the suburbs and in the inner city, where I live, its from old leaky and rusted pipes so it tastes like rust.
Safehaven2
25-06-2006, 18:05
I posted # 15,000 :D
Layarteb
25-06-2006, 18:09
Water tastes weird in Belfast, its ereally fresh and clean when your in the suburbs and in the inner city, where I live, its from old leaky and rusted pipes so it tastes like rust.

You know they say the best filter for water is the filter on the faucet and I am inclined to agree except in your case, get a Brita.
Alif Laam Miim
25-06-2006, 18:26
okay...

this is the most random conversation turn ever in my history...

first we talk about what liars, leading into the debate about what is the best city in the world, coming to the most despised debate about whose water is the dirtiest, and now into how to get the cleanest water..

:eek:
The Lightning Star
25-06-2006, 18:29
okay...

this is the most random conversation turn ever in my history...

first we talk about what liars, leading into the debate about what is the best city in the world, coming to the most despised debate about whose water is the dirtiest, and now into how to get the cleanest water..

:eek:

You don't know much about NS, do you? ;)
Ottoman Khaif
25-06-2006, 18:45
okay...

this is the most random conversation turn ever in my history...

first we talk about what liars, leading into the debate about what is the best city in the world, coming to the most despised debate about whose water is the dirtiest, and now into how to get the cleanest water..

:eek:
Welcome to Earth 2, my friend the land of most random conversations...don't be shock when we start debating about who is the most crazy mofo on E2....
The Lightning Star
25-06-2006, 18:46
Welcome to Earth 2, my friend the land of most random conversations...don't be shock when we start debating about who is the most crazy mofo on E2....

Jesus is, because he influences our every move.

Except for me. I'm controlled by the Flying Spagetti Monster.


HAIL THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
Ottoman Khaif
25-06-2006, 19:05
Jesus is, because he influences our every move.

Except for me. I'm controlled by the Flying Spagetti Monster.


HAIL THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
What about the "Ralph' the Wonder Llama, Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay"?
Hawdawg
25-06-2006, 19:33
And who can forget the Alpaca farms? As the commercial says, "Its not only a livestock its a lifestyle." Whatever the hell that means.



-Hawdawg
The Lightning Star
25-06-2006, 20:03
What about the "Ralph' the Wonder Llama, Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay"?

Frankly, I don't believe in the elderly! It's a story made up to scare little children. Unless, of course, the elderly are robots...that's a different story.

*pulls out an egg*

For instance, let's pretend this egg here was an elderly person...

*crushes egg in hand*

Now imagine all the gooey stuff inside was robotic parts. Gears and microchips and things of that nature. Remember... the egg is an elderly person and my hand is sweet, sweet justice. And now that you understand, you can save lives! I recommend filling soccer balls with napalm.

Napalm is nature's toothpaste!
United States of Brink
25-06-2006, 20:05
Attention E2 Members. The World Cup will be starting in the very very near future. I urge every nation to create a team if they havent already as well as vote on the host nation. The Vote is between me, USB, and Pyschotika.

You can submit your team here (http://theforsakenoutlaw.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=304)
The Lightning Star
25-06-2006, 20:24
Attention E2 Members. The World Cup will be starting in the very very near future. I urge every nation to create a team if they havent already as well as vote on the host nation. The Vote is between me, USB, and Pyschotika.

You can submit your team here (http://theforsakenoutlaw.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=304)

It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy. I assure you, it is a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the distrubing question:

Does coffee bleed?

If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold. But instead of delicious, gooey cake batter, we are filled with...

Raisins.
Cotland
25-06-2006, 21:07
It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy. I assure you, it is a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the distrubing question:

Does coffee bleed?

If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold. But instead of delicious, gooey cake batter, we are filled with...

Raisins.
Whatever you're on, can I have some? :rolleyes:
Ottoman Khaif
25-06-2006, 21:10
Whatever you're on, can I have some? :rolleyes:
Me too....woot!
Hirgizstan
25-06-2006, 21:42
I'd love a Britta Filter Lay, just haven't got around to getting one. I mostly drink bottled water, 2L a day usually.
The Lightning Star
25-06-2006, 21:44
Me too....woot!

When trying to light a fish on fire underwater, always remember the futon. It is important to know your feet. Your feet are like ripe papayas, injected with mouthwash...

Yes.

They may taste like excitement, but they are best used for bingo. Focus on your inner galbladder if you wish to harness the power of the rotten monkey. There is only one path to the rubber band. Know it like your finger. Of course, don't ever forget that fun equals pizza explosions! Extra cheese and elk on your side order of lightbulb!

The dwarf says "gender-neutral pronouns"!
Hawdawg
25-06-2006, 22:07
Here is the Hawdawg Uniform for the World Cup.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7703/swedenuni7qp.png (http://imageshack.us)


-Hawdawg
The Lightning Star
25-06-2006, 22:08
Here is the Hawdawg Uniform for the World Cup.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7703/swedenuni7qp.png (http://imageshack.us)


-Hawdawg

No one cares :p
[NS]Kreynoria
25-06-2006, 23:03
Is the World Cup males only or mixed?
Bjornoya
25-06-2006, 23:10
Me too....woot!

You've already had too much of... well whatever it was you took. Crazy Californian!

Which brings me to a rant which I shall cut short for brevity.

One craziness-> proving a point
Two crazinesses-> spam
Spam-> E2 getting locked
E2 getting locked-> castration+blender+fancy meal for my dogs

Verstandt everyone? Good!
The Lightning Star
25-06-2006, 23:14
You've already had too much of... well whatever it was you took. Crazy Californian!

Which brings me to a rant which I shall cut short for brevity.

One craziness-> proving a point
Two crazinesses-> spam
Spam-> E2 getting locked
E2 getting locked-> castration+blender+fancy meal for my dogs

Verstandt everyone? Good!

Bah, this is E2. The mods know we're a crazy bunch; there's no way they'll lock us!

*mods lock thread*

Well I'll be damned...
Alif Laam Miim
26-06-2006, 02:04
You don't know much about NS, do you? ;)

I know plenty about NS...

it's just been a while since I've had the stupidest conversations...

don't worry - I'll be in in about two weeks [takes a loooooooooong time to get in...]

BTW, I just love where we're going now - saved by the E2 World Cup, I suppose... or perhaps doomed...


in other news, my friend just came back from limbo and says hi to yall [especially you, Hawdawg - says he knows you from the club in Toronto...I don't know what he's saying, but he likes you...]

If you're looking for good dope, go to a dentist! They have THE best, and if you've got insurance, it's FREE [I just came from there as you can see...]
Squornshelous
26-06-2006, 02:06
Can you guys email me some of the drugs you're on?
Ottoman Khaif
26-06-2006, 02:08
Can you guys email me some of the drugs you're on?
OMFG...your not dope yet....OMFG WTF!

Anyways...how is everyones empire or nation or city-states?
Alif Laam Miim
26-06-2006, 02:23
The Grand Duchy of Saint Lazare announces the 23-member squad that will proudly represent the new nation in the E2 World Cup. In order to prevent unauthorized disclosures, the squad may be viewed from this page (http://theforsakenoutlaw.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=4350#4350).
Alif Laam Miim
26-06-2006, 02:24
Bah, this is E2. The mods know we're a crazy bunch; there's no way they'll lock us!

*mods lock thread*

Well I'll be damned...

yes you are :)
Squornshelous
26-06-2006, 02:26
OMFG...your not dope yet....OMFG WTF!

Anyways...how is everyones empire or nation or city-states?

In the Imperium of Squornshelous, there is a noted shortage of special brownies.
Alif Laam Miim
26-06-2006, 02:30
OMFG...your not dope yet....OMFG WTF!

Anyways...how is everyones empire or nation or city-states?

received the most amusing quote inn NS history - and it's not even mine...

"It's not our war? It's not our war?" cries (in)famous Alif Laam Miim-born fascist Billy Washington. "Well maybe it's time it became our war! Alif Laam Miim should take a more active, and by 'active' I mean 'hostile', role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful! Sieg Alif Laam Miim!"
-from the one about minorities duking it out in the streets and what to do about it...


ADD- This is no way asserts that either the Grand Duchy of Saint Lazare or the Emirate of Alif Laam Miim are extremely jihadist; it's just plain damn funny...
RomeW
26-06-2006, 08:18
Earth II World Cup: When's it starting? I've really got to figure out my team, especially considering I can draw from two great sources: Brazil and Italy. It'd be the team to beat, that's for sure. :D

Speaking of which, did anyone watch the RL World Cup game between Portugal and the Netherlands? They fought so much it was almost like a hockey game. It was brilliant I have to say.

in other news, my friend just came back from limbo and says hi to yall [especially you, Hawdawg - says he knows you from the club in Toronto...I don't know what he's saying, but he likes you...]

Which club in Toronto? I live near Toronto so I'm curioius.
Cymrea
26-06-2006, 08:49
The Portugal-Netherlands match started out pretty good, but it got really chippy, really fast. Players were dropping and clutching their legs like they'd been shot...more so than usual. I was pulling for Holland, but had to laugh when the striker just missed the ball in a slide, looked around, then grabbed his ankle and made that drama-queen expression of indignant anguish that comes so easily to football players' faces.

Biggest. Bitches. Evar.

I wish they could have a game where all the players would man-up and just play. It makes me appreciate rugby so much more.
Neuvo Rica
26-06-2006, 09:07
Joint highest number of Cards dished out in a world cup match. Ever :p
United States of Brink
26-06-2006, 15:16
Yea i too was pulling for Holland but now my faith lies with the fatherland. After they beat Argentina it all depends if they can top England. If they do they'll beat Brazil.
Neuvo Rica
26-06-2006, 17:02
Technical Question:

How many combat aircraft should a nation my size have? I'm drawing up a new ORBAT, and I've figured it to be somewhere around 10,000 - but I have absolutely no idea.
Alif Laam Miim
26-06-2006, 19:08
Which club in Toronto? I live near Toronto so I'm curioius.

Do you want some dope?

And Portugal deserved that win - they fought harder than the Netherlands, and it should've been 2-0, but 1-0 gets em through anyway... not to say that the Dutch are horrible; that game was clearly FANTASTIC - it's bad that the Dutch got eliminated at this point, but the Portuguese got the better of them early on.

Germany and Argentina is also going to be fantastic - two superpowers battling in the quarterfinals... personally, I think Argentina is best team going to this round [despite having that trouble with the Dutch in the group matches...]
Spizania
26-06-2006, 19:19
The World Cup hasnt always been going the way of the Giants, remember the scare Mexico gave Argentina? I have a feeling that it wont be Brazil or Argentina this time round that lifts the cup
Hirgizstan
26-06-2006, 19:21
NR, I'd say for your size you could have about 35-50,000 aircraft if your funding is up to scratch. All depends on your military budget.
Neuvo Rica
26-06-2006, 19:39
NR, I'd say for your size you could have about 35-50,000 aircraft if your funding is up to scratch. All depends on your military budget.

Thanks for the pointer - I'll look into that further.
Neuvo Rica
26-06-2006, 19:40
The World Cup hasnt always been going the way of the Giants, remember the scare Mexico gave Argentina? I have a feeling that it wont be Brazil or Argentina this time round that lifts the cup

Argentina are to be owned by Germany in the quarter finals.
Alif Laam Miim
26-06-2006, 20:11
With the military under organization, the Marshal of the Grand Duchy is seeking a corporate partner, with which he can arrange to satisfy the needs of the Grand Duke's Armed Forces. He is currently seeking small arms manufacturers, light APC manufacturers, aviation cavalry manufacturers, naval manufacturers, aircraft manufacturers, and defense research manufacturers. He is also welcoming foreign nations, willing to submit Lazare officers to their respective military education academies. Iff you or you know someone interested, please post here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11242718&posted=1#post11242718)!
Hirgizstan
26-06-2006, 21:16
Look no further than the COH Land Warfare Storefront for all your Armor needs:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350449


Cotland: Do you want me to RP the Isle of Man defenders with Cymrea?
Cotland
26-06-2006, 22:16
Cotland: Do you want me to RP the Isle of Man defenders with Cymrea?
Sure. Just remember that I'm supposed to win the campaign (eventually).
Bjornoya
27-06-2006, 01:17
Argentina are to be owned by Germany in the quarter finals.

My Argentinian brother-in-law and I will be at each-others throats come Friday (Go Deustchland!)

Oh yeah, today's my mother's brithday, so I hope to maybe get a post in Op Prep tonight Cym + Lay. If not it should be some comfort to both of ye that if I do not get a post off I'm having absolutely no fun at all at an old person party.
[NS]Kreynoria
27-06-2006, 02:18
Can women play on a World Cup team?
United States of Brink
27-06-2006, 05:17
Well usually no but since this isnt real life i really dont see why not.
RomeW
27-06-2006, 05:40
Do you want some dope?

I'm personally not into that stuff (not that I have a problem with it- I believe drugs should be legal, especially if we're legalizing cigarettes), but I'm still curious- it's not very often I bump into someone online (especially here) that knows my area pretty well.

And Portugal deserved that win - they fought harder than the Netherlands, and it should've been 2-0, but 1-0 gets em through anyway... not to say that the Dutch are horrible; that game was clearly FANTASTIC - it's bad that the Dutch got eliminated at this point, but the Portuguese got the better of them early on.

The Portugal-Netherlands match started out pretty good, but it got really chippy, really fast. Players were dropping and clutching their legs like they'd been shot...more so than usual. I was pulling for Holland, but had to laugh when the striker just missed the ball in a slide, looked around, then grabbed his ankle and made that drama-queen expression of indignant anguish that comes so easily to football players' faces.

Biggest. Bitches. Evar.

I wish they could have a game where all the players would man-up and just play. It makes me appreciate rugby so much more.

Marco van Basten was stupid- why wasn't Ruud van Nistelrooy playing? You'd think that he'd put him on with the Dutch up a man but that thought never crossed his mind.

I also don't really look at that game as much of a soccer game from the second half on- it seemed that after Khalid Boulharouz was sent off everybody just stopped playing- shortly after that red card Luis Figo head-butted Mark van Bommel (which is disgustingly NOT going to be penalized) and things really deteriorated from there. The only player who really kept his cool was Maniche, the attacking midfielder who Chelsea reportedly don't want despite the fact their main guy- Frank Lampard- can't even buy a goal at these finals. Still, it was great to see real emotion being shown on the pitch because I think it's far more real than expecting everyone to "play nice" when the stakes are so high.

Cymrea, I also think it's a shame that the Dutch fall like fleas, but the Italians do the same thing and I don't blame them for doing it really- they're professionals who know that any little thing they do to give their team an edge they'll do it, and if that means embellishing a tackle to secure a free or penalty kick, they'll do it. Pity the Australians were done in by a controversial decision- was Fabio Grosso diving or did Lucas Neill really trip him (could have gone either way)?- but that's professional soccer for you. I just hope it doesn't go too far (Slaven Billic, anyone?), but at least I can understand why it happens.

Argentina are to be owned by Germany in the quarter finals.

Germany and Argentina is also going to be fantastic - two superpowers battling in the quarterfinals... personally, I think Argentina is best team going to this round [despite having that trouble with the Dutch in the group matches...]

Argentina shall be felled by the Germans- they've got the best defence in the tournament and probably the tournament's best striker in Miroslav Klose. Argentina won't go down meekly, but I don't see them getting through against Germany- the German defence is FAR more dangerous than the Mexican defence and the Argentines had problems exploiting that.
United States of Brink
27-06-2006, 06:06
The World Cup is now up and running, sort of. Still looking for teams such as Rome and so forth.
Pyschotika
27-06-2006, 14:02
Women may NOT play in the World Cup.

They have their own seperate Cup that isn't very big.

It is held the year after each World Cup, like 07 will be it then '11 will be...that is what I think.
Alif Laam Miim
27-06-2006, 15:39
I'm personally not into that stuff (not that I have a problem with it- I believe drugs should be legal, especially if we're legalizing cigarettes), but I'm still curious- it's not very often I bump into someone online (especially here) that knows my area pretty well.

FYI, I was joking... I have never been to Toronto in my life... :D sry to disappoint you...

Marco van Basten was stupid- why wasn't Ruud van Nistelrooy playing? You'd think that he'd put him on with the Dutch up a man but that thought never crossed his mind.

I was thinking the same thing...

I also don't really look at that game as much of a soccer game from the second half on- it seemed that after Khalid Boulharouz was sent off everybody just stopped playing- shortly after that red card Luis Figo head-butted Mark van Bommel (which is disgustingly NOT going to be penalized) and things really deteriorated from there. The only player who really kept his cool was Maniche, the attacking midfielder who Chelsea reportedly don't want despite the fact their main guy- Frank Lampard- can't even buy a goal at these finals. Still, it was great to see real emotion being shown on the pitch because I think it's far more real than expecting everyone to "play nice" when the stakes are so high.

cheers!

Cymrea, I also think it's a shame that the Dutch fall like fleas, but the Italians do the same thing and I don't blame them for doing it really- they're professionals who know that any little thing they do to give their team an edge they'll do it, and if that means embellishing a tackle to secure a free or penalty kick, they'll do it. Pity the Australians were done in by a controversial decision- was Fabio Grosso diving or did Lucas Neill really trip him (could have gone either way)?- but that's professional soccer for you. I just hope it doesn't go too far (Slaven Billic, anyone?), but at least I can understand why it happens.

Not to me... :D

FYI - I love soccer, but I sometimes hate the players. They teach you early on to play the fouls, so you can get penalties racked in your favor. I never personally liked that idea, so I never was a good player :D. It's a pity that that's what they do - the easy goals. Most of the decisions in this World Cup have been on the easy goals and some of the more unrealistic "WHY-DID-YOU -COUNT-THAT-YOU-SICK-BASTARD" types of referee error. A whole bunch of them. It's a pity that it comes at this hour...

Argentina shall be felled by the Germans- they've got the best defence in the tournament and probably the tournament's best striker in Miroslav Klose. Argentina won't go down meekly, but I don't see them getting through against Germany- the German defence is FAR more dangerous than the Mexican defence and the Argentines had problems exploiting that.

That's wishful thinking, but let's hope the home advantage plays through.

The World Cup is now up and running, sort of. Still looking for teams such as Rome and so forth.

Is it at the same forum?
United States of Brink
27-06-2006, 15:53
It has its on Board on the Off-site Forums, please check it out.
United States of Brink
28-06-2006, 00:23
Attention all countries interested in the World Cup via E2. Tomorrow night is the latest you can enter a team, 10 PM Eastern Time (states).
RomeW
28-06-2006, 05:47
FYI, I was joking... I have never been to Toronto in my life... :D sry to disappoint you...

:rolleyes: I had a feeling.

FYI - I love soccer, but I sometimes hate the players. They teach you early on to play the fouls, so you can get penalties racked in your favor. I never personally liked that idea, so I never was a good player :D. It's a pity that that's what they do - the easy goals. Most of the decisions in this World Cup have been on the easy goals and some of the more unrealistic "WHY-DID-YOU -COUNT-THAT-YOU-SICK-BASTARD" types of referee error. A whole bunch of them. It's a pity that it comes at this hour...

I have officially given FIFA a yellow card. (http://dgrants.blogspot.com/2006/06/yellow-card-for-fifa.html) The officiating at this tournament is beyond atrocious- there's no standards, which unacceptable for a tournament of this calibre. The rules can't be changing with every game just because one referee goes card-happy- FIFA needs to agree to a set of rules and enforce them, because this is getting ridiculous.

That's wishful thinking, but let's hope the home advantage plays through.

The Argentines weren't that great against Mexico, and while I don't think the Germans will run away with it, they're still going to play the Argentines pretty close. Germany has the best defence I've seen at the tournament and I knew that whomever was going to face them would have a tough time getting past them. It'll probably go down to the wire but I still don't see an Argentina win.

EDIT- Cymrea, I'm sure you're probably disappointed about the whole Chris Pronger thing, but I found this that should make you feel better (it's old, but it's freakin' hilarious):

Having Fun With Chris And Al: How Chris Met Lauren (http://gorilla-dust.jen-m.com/humour/chrisandal/chrisandal32.html)

(Just a link, not mine)
Neuvo Rica
28-06-2006, 09:03
Argh... Spain got pwned. Bloody French... :mad:
Hirgizstan
28-06-2006, 13:51
Indeed, I though Spain might have won. Damm frogs. It will ge good to see them get OWNED by Brazil though.

Now its back to GO GERMANY!
Neuvo Rica
28-06-2006, 15:53
Now there's a two day wait.
[NS]Kreynoria
28-06-2006, 17:05
Shit, shit, shit. Lay's forum died as I tried to post my starting lineup. If its alright I'll just post it here and transfer it when the forum gets back up.


Starting Lineup

Goalie: 4-Ammonathas Caballa

Left Defender: 22-Euphrosyne Chalintza
Center Left Defender: 9-Cyrillus Athyras
Center Right Defender: 3-Hilarion Kyrdiniates
Right Defender: 8-Basil Akritas

Left Midfielder: 2-Dositheos Musurus
Center Midfielder: 14-Neon Calliparius
Right Midfielder: 23-Cosmas Hexamilium

Left Forward: 10-Honorius Abydos
Center Forward: 5-Zeno Zonarus
Right Forward: 1-Andronicus Palaelogus
United States of Brink
28-06-2006, 17:15
Poop! I need two more teams to make an even 20! The extra two are Rome and Kreynoria! If you guys could, i already have, sent TG's to all those not in the tournament. People like Nepal, Elephantum, Cotland, etc.

THe cutoff is 20, anyone else just didnt "Qualify".
Neuvo Rica
28-06-2006, 17:19
Couldn't you make up teams for inactive nations and play them as 'cannon fodder' in the opening stages.

Not really very fair... but hey!
[NS]Kreynoria
28-06-2006, 17:26
So you were trying to go for 16, but because Rome and I are in we now need two more?
United States of Brink
28-06-2006, 17:43
More or less yes for the 16 teams, but i dont want to count anyone out because its the first one. I coud do what Rica said but I am using a Scorinator so they have just a good a chance as anyone else.
Layarteb
28-06-2006, 17:49
My website is experiencing some technical difficulties and I can't get access to it. GISOL assures me that the problem will soon be fixed.
Hawdawg
28-06-2006, 18:18
My website is experiencing some technical difficulties and I can't get access to it. GISOL assures me that the problem will soon be fixed.

I have noticed. I have lost two messages that I posted today. I will be purchasing some of your new goodies for my UC divisions and maybe the Marines.

-Hawdawg
Neuvo Rica
28-06-2006, 18:39
My website is experiencing some technical difficulties and I can't get access to it. GISOL assures me that the problem will soon be fixed.

It's working Ok for me.
Alif Laam Miim
28-06-2006, 19:31
Argh... Spain got pwned. Bloody French... :mad:

belated but...




!!!VIVE LA FRANCE!!!

!!!VIVE ZINEDINE ZIDANE!!!
Alif Laam Miim
28-06-2006, 19:32
It's working Ok for me.

me2
Hirgizstan
28-06-2006, 20:18
Careful Alif, no one here likes the frogs. Those baguette eating, garlic smelling, perfume wearing, Nazi loving, phallus worshiping french frogs!
Pyschotika
28-06-2006, 20:34
Ummm...Nazi loveing?

And, last time I checked, Alif is a frog...
Neuvo Rica
28-06-2006, 20:44
Careful Alif, no one here likes the frogs. Those baguette eating, garlic smelling, perfume wearing, Nazi loving, phallus worshiping french frogs!

Hey! You forgot Cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Mind you, the UK is crap at sport too. Tim Henman just crashed out of Wimbledon yet again. Can he not see a pattern emerging?
Alif Laam Miim
28-06-2006, 20:55
Hell, I'm not French - I just speak the language...

But since the Switz split and Korea lost out, it's France for Group G [sorry for Togo, I never liked them...]

Of course, the wordplay is little harsh...

ADD - Irony for your thoughts - three of the four countries in Group G are francophone [yes, Togolese people do speak French...]

Also, mind you that these frogs did beat the Spaniards again :)
RomeW
29-06-2006, 03:29
Hey, at least admit French women are great. Some of the prettiest girls in the world I tell you. :D

I posted this on Layarteb's forum but I thought I'd post it here too:

The Roman National Football Team (www.geocities.com/dadothegreat2003/RomanFootballTeam.html)

(NOTE: I've mixed Italy and whatever Brazilian plays in territories I own- I checked each player just to make sure. The club teams listed are where I put the players in my video game).
Bjornoya
29-06-2006, 05:24
2 words:

Maginot Line

and with that I warn any further comments about how utterly effed up, stupid, hypocritical, smelly, ugly, arrogant, thoughtless, demagogical, and unworthy the crap-pile known as France is might be considered flamebait...

Another tidbit of Trivial Pursuit info: My great-great-great grandfather was outside Paris January 28, 1871.

Go Germany!
Layarteb
29-06-2006, 07:02
I redid my specs for my land vehicles and am going to be retiring a lot of them in favor of newer systems. For instance, all MBTs are being retired in favor of the M2032 Sabertooth.
Alif Laam Miim
29-06-2006, 18:58
2 words:

Maginot Line

and with that I warn any further comments about how utterly effed up, stupid, hypocritical, smelly, ugly, arrogant, thoughtless, demagogical, and unworthy the crap-pile known as France is might be considered flamebait...

Another tidbit of Trivial Pursuit info: My great-great-great grandfather was outside Paris January 28, 1871.

Go Germany!

And I say, I'm not French - you make hollow insults. :p
Layarteb
29-06-2006, 20:49
The Layartebian Marines have been reorganized. No more will a simple Brigade of 7,500 Marines come to anally rape you, no, not anymore. I've gone easy now. I'm having 7,500 Marine foot soldiers join up with 3,750 Marine vehicle drivers & crew members to form a division of 11,250 Marines that will be transported with each AARG consisting of 1,458 vehicles: including main battle tanks. They will be deployable as such: 3,750 fighting Marines can be deployed by helicopter & aircraft whilst the remaining 3,750 fighting Marines and the 3,750 vehicle crewmen can be deployed via HLCAC and amphibious vehicles.

So, when you are sitting there, smoking your communist cigar and making sweet love to your AK-47 Assault Rifle and you see lots of helicopters and smoke from the beaches I can say only one thing: the naval artillery isn't far behind. Each AARG comes with 39 ships and they're never alone either ;).
Hirgizstan
29-06-2006, 21:01
Hey, I smoke cigars! Never Cuban though, usually cheap Spanish things. If you ever want to annoy people who smoke cigarettes whip out a cigar. Works every time.
Cymrea
29-06-2006, 23:58
Updated my military decorations, including campaign medals. Check them out in my sig...:D
Pantheaa
30-06-2006, 01:39
Ok im back, miss me of course you didn't. Ya i know thats a run on im trying to get the nom for worst spelling

Anywho no longer on D13 as you can see. Was away for 2 weeks doing Army Reserve duty. Got bossed around and pick on cause im only a PFC and ate MRE's which taste like S---. So it sucked!!! But anyways im back and would like to know what is going on and if im being invaded again. I would like to enter into the World Cup btw if it isn't to late.
Alif Laam Miim
30-06-2006, 01:51
i'm more curious about what's happened to Fourth Reich, since he/she is supposedly my big neighbor to the north...
Cotland
30-06-2006, 02:07
i'm more curious about what's happened to Fourth Reich, since he/she is supposedly my big neighbor to the north...
He's on vacation to Philly.
Alif Laam Miim
30-06-2006, 02:35
He's on vacation to Philly.

dammit, all of my neighbors are onn vacation... it's no fun around here :mad:
Bjornoya
30-06-2006, 02:48
And I say, I'm not French - you make hollow insults. :p

I know you're not French I saw it like 3 times... my insults are there to make sure E2 remains a healthy francophobe, not directed at any individual.
Alif Laam Miim
30-06-2006, 03:13
tant pis...
Hawdawg
30-06-2006, 03:47
Say hello to my little friend.


http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9899/hk41617dn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


My new assault rifle for my troops.

The HK416.



-Hawdawg
Layarteb
30-06-2006, 05:20
Say hello to my little friend.


http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9899/hk41617dn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


My new assault rifle for my troops.

The HK416.



-Hawdawg

Yeah that's my M73 Enhanced Carbine. I use the 10.5" and 14.5" barrel on my two variants.
Squornshelous
30-06-2006, 05:49
Say hello to my little friend.


http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9899/hk41617dn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


My new assault rifle for my troops.

The HK416.



-Hawdawg

LOL!

That buttstock is exactly the same model as the one I bought for my paintball gun. I'll try to get a pic of it so you can see.
Layarteb
30-06-2006, 06:14
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog_Island_%28New_York%29

This is awesome and I never knew about it. As usual, the forecasters are predicting the apocalypse for NY this hurricane season and all I have to say to them is this: "Go whine about Darfur!"
RomeW
30-06-2006, 06:36
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog_Island_%28New_York%29

This is awesome and I never knew about it. As usual, the forecasters are predicting the apocalypse for NY this hurricane season and all I have to say to them is this: "Go whine about Darfur!"

I was initially thinking that was a B.S. article, but it turns out this is actually true:

http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/12908/

The Wikipedia article needs references, though. As far as Hurricanes go, every year there's speculation of another "Hurricane Hazel" coming up here- and every year they're wrong- the media just seems to love creating scares, don't they? :rolleyes:
Bjornoya
30-06-2006, 06:54
If anything does happen I think an angry mob should lynch Al Gore.
Cymrea
30-06-2006, 09:11
Heya, Dawg: Looks like we shop in the same store...we just play with different toys. :D

The man-level rifle for the Cymrean Armed Forces:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/XM-8.jpg

:sniper:
Cymrea
30-06-2006, 09:34
Also, some Cymrean infantry, the civil defence forces, and tactical police will be carrying this model and variants:

TAR-25 Tavor Assault Rifle
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/TAR-25.jpg

CTAR-25 Commando Tavor Assault Rifle
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/CTAR-25.jpg

STAR-25 Sharpshooter Tavor Assault Rifle
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/Chancellor_Rune/Nationstates/STAR-25.jpg
Cotland
30-06-2006, 10:56
Heh. My rifle pwns all of yours


http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/Nation-States/Cotland/ag11.jpg
The M15A1 Assault Rifle, Weapon of Choice for the Cottish Infantry. Also available in a carbine version (modular buttstock).

Going to introduce a modified Tarvor as the M17 rifle for my paratroopers though. Chambered in 6.8x43mm, etc.
Hirgizstan
30-06-2006, 11:38
Now you've all been OWNED:

http://blog.yam.com/ump45/13c3fcbb.jpg

Behold the SCAR-L and SCAR-H, COH standard issue assault rifle.
Cotland
30-06-2006, 12:14
The M15 pwns the SCAR for several reasons.


the ammo it uses (6.8x43mm) has the same killing power as the 7.62x51 while being about as light as the 5.56x45mm, making it possible to carry more rounds.
the selective integrated rails allow for quick and easy attachment of various items, such as a 40mm grenade launcher, bayonet, laser, scope optics, suppresser, flashlight, etc.
the M15 looks way cooler than the SCAR, and is about the same weight (SCAR-L) or lighter (SCAR-H) than the SCAR
the M15 is cheaper than the SCAR


I could say more, but for now, I rest my case.
Hawdawg
30-06-2006, 16:18
Hk has a new gas operation system that allows the weapon to be fired without clearing the chamber of water. A nice trick when SO men emerge from the water to deal death to the enemy. Plus how can you go wrong with an Hk product? I cede the point of the 6.8 round, but an accurate rifle in the hands of an accurate shooter dispatches enemy combatants. You could take a bazooka to a knife fight but if you can't hit what you are aiming at the bazooka is useless. Two to the center mass one to the head. Remember a .22 caliber is the perferred choice of the mussad hit squad. As far as the rails for add-ons all new rifles now sport no less than three rails for lights, grenade launchers laser sights, etc.
Hirgizstan
30-06-2006, 16:20
The SCAR OWNS ALL because:

1. Its looks amazing.
2. It was designed by SOF forces.
3. It has more RIS attachment rails than you could shake a stick at.
4. The H model can use 7.62mm ammo, which, as you know, has more stopping power than most other calibres, whether new or old.
5. The massive amount of heavy industry and labor in the COH mean most weapons are cheap to manufacture.
United States of Brink
30-06-2006, 17:01
Since everyone else is doing it here is the standard issue for USB Military!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/FoxWally/g36k.jpg
G36K
Alif Laam Miim
30-06-2006, 17:15
NEIN!!! Germany is losing out to ARgentina....
[NS]Kreynoria
30-06-2006, 19:16
Hali-42 assault rifle.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9100/rifle5ey.png (http://imageshack.us)


Bullpup configuration, delayed blowback operation, two-round burst, plenty of rails, and interchangable barrels, allowing for 7.62mm or 5.56mm ammo, or the special .221 Orchomenos high-explosive round, with barbettes for maximum damage, a delayed electrical spark fuse so that it explodes within the target, and a maximum muzzle velocity of 1070 meters per second.

Credit to Macabees for designing this.
Spizania
30-06-2006, 21:06
I also use the Hali-42, mostly in the 5.56mm (.221) Orchimenos Cartridge setting, aswell as being the only known military to use the Binary Sarin Round.
Cymrea
30-06-2006, 21:49
Oh, come on, people. Nothing is sexier than that XM-8! :cool:

Plus it's lighter, completely adjustable (carbine, compact, tripod, attachable long barrel, grenade launcher, sniper sight).

Those other rifles are nice, but they look awfully heavy...:D
Hirgizstan
30-06-2006, 22:20
Meh, the XM-8 was cancelled recently by the US Military because it was, yes, you guessed it, crap. There were not RIS attachments and no options to adapt it to the FFW programme, therefore the SCAR is being adopted incrementally, as well as the M29.
Neuvo Rica
30-06-2006, 22:31
http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/fn_f2000_sheriff.jpg
We find the F2000 gets the job done.
Cymrea
30-06-2006, 22:34
I didn't know that about the XM-8. I thought it was the next-gen rifle...what was wrong with it?
Cotland
30-06-2006, 22:35
I'm going to be gone for a few days on a small trip, so don't count on me posting anything for the weekend.
Cotland
30-06-2006, 22:38
Meh, the XM-8 was cancelled recently by the US Military because it was, yes, you guessed it, crap. There were not RIS attachments and no options to adapt it to the FFW programme, therefore the SCAR is being adopted incrementally, as well as the M29.
Wrong. It was because the US Military didn't feel like introducing another caliber as the standard round (6.8mm). All the soldiers who tested the XM-8 said that it was a wonderful weapon, and that they'd carry it into battle anytime.
Alif Laam Miim
01-07-2006, 01:11
Wrong. It was because the US Military didn't feel like introducing another caliber as the standard round (6.8mm). All the soldiers who tested the XM-8 said that it was a wonderful weapon, and that they'd carry it into battle anytime.

Truth...

It would create a nightmare of headaches to re-introduce a NATO standard armament, since all of the other NATO Members use the 7.62mm standard [as does the AK-47, which can use NATO standard ammo]. Either the US would have to manage a nightmare of reissues to the troops in the middle of this conflict, to their allies, as well as to get rid of all of the current ammo stockpiles. Of course, planners could have done it better by using the same old standard, but for reason they didn't [don't know why... I think it was because 6.8 is better to handle or something in the way of maintenance, but probably something else...]
Cymrea
01-07-2006, 01:12
Be that as it may in RL, but in E2 there is no NATO, and therefore no US headache. YAY!!! :p
Spizania
01-07-2006, 01:15
When you get shot in the arm by a .221 Binary Sarin Round you fall over and die or become very badly ill, all the better for efficiency
Alif Laam Miim
01-07-2006, 01:54
Be that as it may in RL, but in E2 there is no NATO, and therefore no US headache. YAY!!! :p

Truth :p


EDIT - Besides that, the US Military is unusually [not for themselves] cheap and rather than forge a new standard-issue weapon, they'd rather make "modifications" on the old one, which is exactly they're doing now. They've made the M-16 more adaptable to urban environments, with scope attachments and various computerized gadgets for reason that I forgot [or never knew...don't know which is which at the moment...]
Alif Laam Miim
01-07-2006, 01:58
When you get shot in the arm by a .221 Binary Sarin Round you fall over and die or become very badly ill, all the better for efficiency

that's a big owie... chemical weapons in standard issue armaments - I wonder the Geneva Conventions exist...
Kormanthor
01-07-2006, 02:29
Sorry for my absense but I had some computer issues to fix, I will continue
Death Visits Andorra this weekend.
Layarteb
01-07-2006, 02:37
M30 Assault Rifle [Page 1]
M31 Heavy Machine Gun
M32 Heavy Sniper Rifle
M33 Pistol
M34 SLATDW
M35 Light Machine Gun
M36 Sniper Rifle [Page 2]
M37 Special Assault Carbine [SAC]
M38 Special Application Rifle
M39 Payload Rifle
M40 Sniper Rifle
M41 Sniper Rifle
M42 Squad Automatic Rifle
M43 Submachine Gun
M44 Sniper Rifle [Page 3]
M45 Special Purpose Sniper Rifle
M46 Desert Eagle
M47 Lightweight Assault Rifle
M48 Grenade Launcher
M49 Grenade Machine Gun
M50 Heavy Machine Gun
M51 SRAW
M52 Carbine
M53 Shotgun
M54 Microgun
M55 Automatic Shotgun
M56 P99 Pistol [Page 4]
Hand Grenades
M60 Light Machine Gun
Land Mines M64 Scout
M65 Advanced Assault Rifle
M71 P90 Submachine Gun
M72 Advanced Heavy Pistol
M73 Enhanced Carbine
M74 Minigun
M75 Submachine Gun
M76 Tactical Shotgun
M77 Advanced Light Machine Gun


<-- Winner by EVIL
Alif Laam Miim
01-07-2006, 03:16
Not to bug anyone, but I've still got open embassies available. This is more for those nations who wanted an embassy exchange earlier, because I've got places for yall. Take a look at the map (http://www.freewebs.com/ducdesaintlazare/map.png), and choose a location, numbers 1 -33. Of course, 1, 3, & 4 have been taken, so choose quickly!! And reply to my D/N thread, or else I won't pay attention to it :) [it's not that I want the attention, but I'm making an investment, and so are some other people, notably Visara and Bjornoya - it would be such a waste to watch 30 buildings empty from the start :(]

{ATTN: Layarteb, Pantheaa, Bjornoya, and anyone else who wants an embassy exchange...}
Layarteb
01-07-2006, 04:00
Go Deutchsland!
RomeW
01-07-2006, 04:40
Go Deutchsland!

I won't brag, but I did say that Argentina would lose the game. Everyone thought I'd be wrong but here I am- right. Now they face Italy. Boy will that one be a snoozefest.

Oh, and before I forget:

http://www.fewings.ca/2005/optimized/050629CanadaDayc.jpg

(Will be in twenty minutes)
Ottoman Khaif
01-07-2006, 04:44
I won't brag, but I did say that Argentina would lose the game. Everyone thought I'd be wrong but here I am- right. Now they face Italy. Boy will that one be a snoozefest.

Oh, and before I forget:

http://www.fewings.ca/2005/optimized/050629CanadaDayc.jpg

(Will be in twenty minutes)
Is it just me or that beaver looks like he is high or wasted..
Layarteb
01-07-2006, 04:52
Is it just me or that beaver looks like he is high or wasted..

In line with that one city that allowed heroin shoot-ups in controlled facilities.
RomeW
01-07-2006, 05:01
Is it just me or that beaver looks like he is high or wasted..

Wasted, I think. There's a beer bottle open in his tub. I got it from a humour site- but it's fitting. Tommorow's going to be one heck of a party. :cool:

EDIT- This is this year's picture:

http://www.fewings.ca/2006/optimized/060629CanadaDayc.jpg

Seems more like an aftermath picture if you ask me. :p
Soviet Bloc
01-07-2006, 05:45
Is that a beer tap coming out of that moose's [may be an elk with those thin little antler tines] ass?
RomeW
01-07-2006, 06:29
Is that a beer tap coming out of that moose's [may be an elk with those thin little antler tines] ass?

Good eye. Could be- didn't notice it until now.
Hirgizstan
01-07-2006, 15:33
The XM-8 was universally hated by soldiers who were issued with M16A4's or M4A2 RIS, as the XM-8 had no RIS attachments and a sight only marginally better than that on the G-36. In fact the XM-8 was basically a progression of the G-36, compare the two and you'll see the resemblance. As well as that the US Army were optioning a 5.56mm XM-8 and a 7.62mm Sharpshooter version, as well as two Support Versions in 5.56 and 7.62, but then FN came along with the SCAR and that was the end of the XM-8. HK did try to redeem themselves (they made the XM-8) with the HK 416, which is basically a SCAR only with an M4 main body. It was uninspired and stupid as it was basically an M4, whereas the SCAR had two versions and had composites like the XM-8, that were a nice innovation.

However, the M4A2 (and a new version), as well as the M16A4 will remain US Assault Rifles until at least 2008.
Hirgizstan
01-07-2006, 19:28
England Are Out----oh Yeah, Time To Celebrate.
Ottoman Khaif
01-07-2006, 21:56
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT THE F***....HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN....OMFG....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DAMN IT ALL TO HELL...DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

If you hadn't figure out...I am very upset that France pwn Brazil.....damn it....Germany better take care of them....
United States of Brink
01-07-2006, 22:49
Call me crazy but im happy France won. I cant stand Brazil when it comes to soccer. Everyone goes all frontrunner thinking they are the best. Blah.

Go Fatherland
[NS]Kreynoria
02-07-2006, 00:09
England Are Out----oh Yeah, Time To Celebrate.


Lol, imagine the rant Huahin would be making if he was still here.
Layarteb
02-07-2006, 01:22
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They are going to win :)

Yes it was amazing to see Portugal win and though I would have loved to see France lose, Brazil is a foe! Deutschland will prevail!
Ottoman Khaif
02-07-2006, 02:47
DeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandD eutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDe utschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeu tschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeut schlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeuts chlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutsc hlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschlandDeutschland

They are going to win :)

Yes it was amazing to see Portugal win and though I would have loved to see France lose, Brazil is a foe! Deutschland will prevail!
Well at least your for Germany in the world cup, like me!
Layarteb
02-07-2006, 03:08
Well at least your for Germany in the world cup, like me!

I'd be for America but uh, we suck. So...
Layarteb
02-07-2006, 03:11
Imperial Layartebian Navy has...

3,803 vessels (surf & sub)
99,439,859.00 tons (not tonnes) of vessels
79,746 officers (x2)
943,558 enlisted sailors (x2)
126,802 flight crew (x2)

(x2) means that take that number, times it by 2, because I have two crews and they out depending on the time of the year

I haven't gotten to the total number of aircraft yet so...
Dweladelfia prime
02-07-2006, 03:33
Hey I'm back. I just took a trip to Bilioxi Ms. To do construction on peoples houses destroyed in the hurricane.
Layarteb
02-07-2006, 03:40
I think that I would need to do an update? What about you guys?

What? Is that a yes?

Oh fine...


:: goes to roof ::
"I'll show them"

:sniper:
Alif Laam Miim
02-07-2006, 03:45
Since I've only been able to do this now...

!!!VIVE LA FRANCE!!!

!!!VIVE THIERRY HENRY!!!

belated, but who cares...

besides, if Portugal doesn't take down France, Germany will [fingers-crossed for '98 repeat...]
Layarteb
02-07-2006, 04:18
Not to bug anyone, but I've still got open embassies available. This is more for those nations who wanted an embassy exchange earlier, because I've got places for yall. Take a look at the map (http://www.freewebs.com/ducdesaintlazare/map.png), and choose a location, numbers 1 -33. Of course, 1, 3, & 4 have been taken, so choose quickly!! And reply to my D/N thread, or else I won't pay attention to it :) [it's not that I want the attention, but I'm making an investment, and so are some other people, notably Visara and Bjornoya - it would be such a waste to watch 30 buildings empty from the start :(]

{ATTN: Layarteb, Pantheaa, Bjornoya, and anyone else who wants an embassy exchange...}

Yeah we'll exchange. TG me the details.
Layarteb
02-07-2006, 04:20
Legend

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Rome[Post 14936]: Threads added.
Neuvo Rica/DP[Post 14942]: Okay switched.
Kreynoria [Post 14999]: Thread added.
Cymrea [Post 15080]: Nice medals!
Panthea [Post 15081]: D13 removed.
Kormanthor [Post 15115]: Welcome back.
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Layarteb
02-07-2006, 04:25
Are the Huahin RPs done? If they are post what ones and what you RP'd for?
RomeW
02-07-2006, 05:09
Since I've only been able to do this now...

!!!VIVE LA FRANCE!!!

!!!VIVE THIERRY HENRY!!!

belated, but who cares...

besides, if Portugal doesn't take down France, Germany will [fingers-crossed for '98 repeat...]

On that front, I present the Kings Without A Crown (http://dgrants.blogspot.com/2006/07/kings-without-crown.html), or my explanation as to why Brazil lost. The French are certainly a plucky team and I'd say they're worthy of rooting for- plus you have to at least respect Zinedine Zidane (pity he didn't pick better club teams :p). I doubt we'll see a player that special for a while.
[NS]Kreynoria
02-07-2006, 13:36
I RPed for Rockall, Scott and Roosevelt Island. Not much to do with them though.
Neuvo Rica
02-07-2006, 15:45
Are the Huahin RPs done? If they are post what ones and what you RP'd for?

I RPed the Crozet Islands. Not alot happened.
Doomingsland
02-07-2006, 17:41
I'M BAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you can un-D13 me now, not sure how soon I'll find time to respond to the threads I'm in right now, tho.
Hirgizstan
02-07-2006, 18:08
Cotland is RPing for Huahin's Isle of Man, he's away at the moment though. I don't know how long it will be before its finished. Up to Cotland I suppose.
Safehaven2
02-07-2006, 18:10
I'M BAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you can un-D13 me now, not sure how soon I'll find time to respond to the threads I'm in right now, tho.

SD kind of disapeared on us.
Alif Laam Miim
02-07-2006, 18:51
On that front, I present the Kings Without A Crown (http://dgrants.blogspot.com/2006/07/kings-without-crown.html), or my explanation as to why Brazil lost. The French are certainly a plucky team and I'd say they're worthy of rooting for- plus you have to at least respect Zinedine Zidane (pity he didn't pick better club teams :p). I doubt we'll see a player that special for a while.

Germany with Zidane would be unstoppable!!! He really stormed Brazil!!! Plus, Brazil actually performed horribly, like they were scared of the French or something - they hestitated too much, and by the time they lost all respect for the French, it was too late to make a difference.
Layarteb
02-07-2006, 22:26
SD kind of disapeared on us.

He logged in 7 days ago.
Cymrea
03-07-2006, 00:55
Did you want to continue our RP in the Arctic, Lay? Or are you satisfied with what we have. Aside from that one bit about the Wraiths in Cambridge Bay, Cymrea's resolved to laying a nice cleansing burn on the settlements.
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 00:58
I'm going to continue my storyline but whether or not u want to is up to you.
Cymrea
03-07-2006, 01:20
It had gone quiet for a few days, so I wasn't sure. But I will be, too. Im writing the next post right now.
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 01:22
It had gone quiet for a few days, so I wasn't sure. But I will be, too. Im writing the next post right now.

That's because its been quiet all around E2 the past few days but if you name your God and bleed the freak, all will work out.
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 01:27
By the way, has anyone noticed the IE icon of my website?

http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/Site/preview.jpg
Dweladelfia prime
03-07-2006, 01:38
By the way, has anyone noticed the IE icon of my website?

http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/Site/preview.jpg

Yep, pretty cool.
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 01:45
What other trinkets could I do to my site?
Dweladelfia prime
03-07-2006, 01:52
What other trinkets could I do to my site?

I'd say make your banner a gif. And make it be a minny movie.
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 01:56
I'd say make your banner a gif. And make it be a minny movie.

My graphical abilities are limited to basic stuff honestly. Making an animated gif wouldn't work (tried). Any like "mechanical" goodies?
RomeW
03-07-2006, 03:00
Germany with Zidane would be unstoppable!!! He really stormed Brazil!!! Plus, Brazil actually performed horribly, like they were scared of the French or something - they hestitated too much, and by the time they lost all respect for the French, it was too late to make a difference.

Like I wrote in my blog, the Brazilians were incredibly uncomfortable in playing without the lead- they expected every game to be a cakewalk and when their quarterfinal against the French didn't go that way they panicked. They lost that game as much as France won it.

By the way, has anyone noticed the IE icon of my website?

Cool. :cool: How did you get it? Is that a perk you get for paying?
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 03:33
No, make an icon file (.ico) with 32 x 32 pixels and upload it to your root directory as this file: favicon.ico. IE will automatically find it.
RomeW
03-07-2006, 03:45
No, make an icon file (.ico) with 32 x 32 pixels and upload it to your root directory as this file: favicon.ico. IE will automatically find it.

What program do you use to make the .ico file? None of my image programs can do it.
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 04:02
Go to download.com and search for an ICO maker. I forgot what I used tbh.

By the way, 11:14 is on (awesome movie). It's like "Go," which was another awesome movie.
Pyschotika
03-07-2006, 05:15
:( hey, the icon works with FF too.

I like it, :-).
Hawdawg
03-07-2006, 15:54
I am finished with my Ground Forces update. In my sig. you can check out my changes under Army.

Expect an update soon on the Marines, and the Air Force. Navy was updated not to long ago, so those forces will remain unchanged except for the assignments to the MEF's.

BTW read my news release in the WC Forums. We have to have some controversy in this thing otherwise it will be boring.

-Hawdawg
Neuvo Rica
03-07-2006, 16:59
Dang, that's a good listing. I've been gradually drawing mine up on some offsite forums for about a month now, but its heavy reliance on RL types makes my force substandard. Once I have something for each branch of the military I'll post a link.
Hawdawg
03-07-2006, 17:37
Dang, that's a good listing. I've been gradually drawing mine up on some offsite forums for about a month now, but its heavy reliance on RL types makes my force substandard. Once I have something for each branch of the military I'll post a link.

Thanks, got to give credit to Cotland. I used his model as a template. I used to stick to division only assets but a Battalion level organization allows me to mix and match units for conflict-specific tasks.

-Hawdawg
Dweladelfia prime
03-07-2006, 18:03
Hirgizstan check your tgs.
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 18:04
:( hey, the icon works with FF too.

I like it, :-).

Yeah it's a favicon, it works with all :). It's harmless.
Layarteb
03-07-2006, 18:27
Have a Happy 4th of July Americans. I probably won't be on so...
Dweladelfia prime
03-07-2006, 18:37
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a147/darth_avondale/4th.jpg
Cotland
03-07-2006, 19:42
Have a Happy 4th of July Americans. I probably won't be on so...
Today's the third...


Anyway, I'm back from my trip. Going to be going away again in a weeks time, but I'll try to get a few posts up before I leave again. I'll be posting in Operasjon Rask Aksjon in a bit.
Alif Laam Miim
03-07-2006, 20:39
FYI to all, I'm working on a rankings chart for this World Cup, for future reference in E2 WC games and also in friendlies and exhibitions, even qualifiers, if we get that ambitious. On my first note, I promise to make this as equitable as possible, recounting a team's past history and playing record, along with disciplinary records and such. So if you aren't ranked high, sorry but it's not my fault [blame USB's computer!!!]. Second note, I hope that by the end of Group matches [since the current level is insufficient] I'll have a working list going on. I'll post it in the WC Press Release, along with the added statistics. Third note, I hope to also make note of the team's players, so if you have any statistical information about your players [not "He's my best player", because I've got one of those too... stuff like caps, goals, assists, YCs, RCs, et cetera... unfortunately, I can't get anything about saves and shots, but someday they may come...]

Final note, I'm hoping that E2 Football will continue in more than one way, through national leagues, interational leagues, friendlies and et cetera. Just to put this out now, I'd like to have all of that info once it comes out, stats on the games and players. In this way, I can make an up-to-date list and ranking for future reference [so we can perhaps use ranks in future matches].

And if you're one of the few people [or not] who has a scorinator, please tell me if you do [right up, I use footy, because it's easy, and personally, EVERYONE should get a scorinator for their own domestic leagues and the future of HOSTING a World Cup [too bad for Saint Lazare, too small, unless everyone wants to play in the same exact stadium 7 times in a row - maybe I could work out a deal with Fourth Reich...]

So, to recap, I'm getting ranks out at the last of the Group matches, I'll be continuing til death do me part, and I wish the best of luck to USB and Terronian, as the only two teams to have qualified for the next round. :)


ADD - silly me, I didn't even mention how to contact me for scores, and match info... well, you can TG me [I won't guarantee it at all], you can email me [on the forum; not to my email, it's already cluttered up], you can AIM me [a12363278 - voted most random :)], or you can just plop it in a new threrad/forum on the E2 host forum. Anyway, it's up to you to get the results in, because they just might make a difference :)

of course, that's making WC matches as good or bad as non-WC matches, but it keeps up the competition to play and win as possible :)
Alif Laam Miim
03-07-2006, 20:39
Today's the third...

Where I am, it's still the Third, but in Guam, it's the Fourth :)
Dweladelfia prime
03-07-2006, 20:54
Final note, I'm hoping that E2 Football will continue in more than one way, through national leagues, interational leagues, friendlies and et cetera. Just to put this out now, I'd like to have all of that info once it comes out, stats on the games and players. In this way, I can make an up-to-date list and ranking for future reference [so we can perhaps use ranks in future matches].





Sweet, that means everybody will hyave to make a stadium.
Pantheaa
03-07-2006, 21:27
Today's the third...


Anyway, I'm back from my trip. Going to be going away again in a weeks time, but I'll try to get a few posts up before I leave again. I'll be posting in Operasjon Rask Aksjon in a bit.

And tomarrows the fourth, the day us Americans celebrate the ass kicking of our patriots! Its a good thing americans never read Thomas Hobbes or else we would still be Brits
Hirgizstan
03-07-2006, 21:45
I would disgaree with that. Hobbes was a patriot himself and I think that shows through. An American interpretation of Hobbes would have resulted in pretty much the same thing that did happen, except maybe there would have been a more stronger system of Government from the Executive, i.e. the President would have been much more powerful.

I would hazard a guess that many of the Founding Fathers did read Hobbes as they were well educated and his text was a wildly read one, and its ideas, at the time, were held in high esteem. Remember that Hobbes argued that a strong man, a 'Leviathan' (the name of his text) if you will, would govern strongly for the people and protect those people with the powers they endorse him with. A King thousands of miles away that had little interest in the day to day problems of 13 colonies could not be counted on for such leadership as Hobbes wanted.

There are many cases, however, of more modern revolutions wherein most of the protagonists probably did not read Hobbes, examples would be India, Ireland, as even at this time Hobbes was an old theory for an older time. Clausewitz, Sorel and the philosophers of Action Francaise were more the forte then.
Pantheaa
03-07-2006, 22:40
Well im sure the Federalist party read Hobbes, but Jefferson's Democrat party kicked their ass out of Congress
United States of Brink
03-07-2006, 23:34
Jefferson's rule was ....well not good, him and his states' rights. If you read up on him he isnt as great as he is cracked up to be. With that being said dont take me as a us basher. In fact i try and read as much US history as possible. I am i history buff, thank the colonel aka my pa so we frequent civil war sites and such. He did good in the rev but his rule was ify at best.
Pantheaa
04-07-2006, 00:08
Him and his states rights? You do know that his beliefs lead to the creation of the Whig party and later the Republican party. Big government is never a good idea and its shame to see today's Republicans and Democrats expanded the government whenever they get a chance

I would rather have politicans in Ohio governor me then have some strangers in Washington decide where my money goes
Dweladelfia prime
04-07-2006, 00:12
NEW TRADE DEAL

Dweladelfia Prime/ Hirgiztan

Belgorod Oblast for Pitcairn Islands

Hirgiztan will confirm.
Alif Laam Miim
04-07-2006, 00:19
Him and his states rights? You do know that his beliefs lead to the creation of the Whig party and later the Republican party. Big government is never a good idea and its shame to see today's Republicans and Democrats expanded the government whenever they get a chance

I would rather have politicans in Ohio governor me then have some strangers in Washington decide where my money goes

Jefferson, while a great founding father, is such a horrible example - he was a man of paradoxes. Believed in states' rights, but once he had the chance to improve them, he opted to centralize the government [Louisiana Purchase, War with Tripoli, Lewis and Clark Expedition, and the 1807 Trade Embargo Act were some of the many federal projects during Jefferson's tenure]. No wonder America loves him :) he's everything that they are :D
Alif Laam Miim
04-07-2006, 00:27
NEW TRADE DEAL

Dweladelfia Prime/ Hirgiztan

Belgorod Oblast for Pitcairn Islands

Hirgiztan will confirm.

Current Labor force on this dinky little SP island:

Labor force: 15 able-bodied men (2004)

I'm not much of humor, but that is incredibly funny.

:D:D:D:D XD :D:D:D:D
Dweladelfia prime
04-07-2006, 00:56
Current Labor force on this dinky little SP island:



I'm not much of humor, but that is incredibly funny.

:D:D:D:D XD :D:D:D:D

Hey I needed somthing in the pacifc and its bigger than what you have.
Alif Laam Miim
04-07-2006, 01:37
Hey I needed somthing in the pacifc and its bigger than what you have.

I wasn't commenting on the land area... I was commenting on the CIA's use of vocabulary in describing the workforce of the islands...
Dweladelfia prime
04-07-2006, 02:18
I wasn't commenting on the land area... I was commenting on the CIA's use of vocabulary in describing the workforce of the islands...

Ooooooooooooooo I see.
RomeW
04-07-2006, 05:52
Final note, I'm hoping that E2 Football will continue in more than one way, through national leagues, interational leagues, friendlies and et cetera. Just to put this out now, I'd like to have all of that info once it comes out, stats on the games and players. In this way, I can make an up-to-date list and ranking for future reference [so we can perhaps use ranks in future matches].

Well, I have a national league set up (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11284666#post11284666), but right now it's my own thing. I'll probably expand it somehow.
Pantheaa
04-07-2006, 06:23
My country has a national Dodgeball league
in which dodgeball is the national sport while running through landmines is the nations other favorite sport
Hirgizstan
04-07-2006, 13:39
I accept the land trade with Dweladelfia prime.

HAVE A GOOD 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Pyschotika
04-07-2006, 17:04
http://www.aogiftshop.com/images/33263.jpg

I want that...

Anyways, God Bless America!

Also, I'm listening to the Cranberries right now...

I blame my mother...

Zombie!
United States of Brink
04-07-2006, 17:15
Happy 4th! Let the good times roll on such a wonderful day.
Alif Laam Miim
04-07-2006, 18:20
in the words of my compsci teacher:

"Don't let me read about you in the newspaper unless it's for something good"
Layarteb
04-07-2006, 21:18
http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/Temp/discovery-launch-070406.jpg

Hooah ladies & gentlemen!

Congradulations to the crew of the Space Shuttle Discovery for making that perilous journey out of the atmosphere and into space. To the memories of those who died before you on training flights, Apollo 1, the Challenger, and the Columbia.

Happy Birthday America,
My home, sweet home!
Layarteb
04-07-2006, 21:21
The DPRK launched a non-intercontinental missile today and landed it in the Sea of Japan. You know on a great day for our country, leave it up to some porno addicted, women's shoe loving, lingerie wearing tiny man to be a killjoy but then again, the joke's on him.

EDIT: Just in. The DPRK fired another one. So they are 2 - 0 for the day.

EDIT: They're up to #3 now. 3 - 0 for the day. They're No-Dongs it seems like. Supposedly the "long-range" one broke up in flight.
Layarteb
04-07-2006, 21:46
We need a DPRK here!
Marimaia
04-07-2006, 22:11
Well, the UER could be EII's DPRK....

We're Communist, we own Pyongyang, we're slightly out-of-touch with the rest of the world, and although our leader isn't "some porno addicted, women's shoe loving, lingerie wearing tiny man", he is a young gay liberal-leaning leftist dictator who's shacking up with a rock star. In some quarters, that would be regarded as just as bad or possibly even worse.

While we're on the subject, 'Endless Waltz of Revolution' is going to be picking up again soon.
Alif Laam Miim
04-07-2006, 22:12
I'd volunteer, but my country is too pathetic to be believable...

although I do make a good DPRK myself :)

but anyways, split someone in half and make one half uber Stalinist, and make the other uber democratic via harsh tyrants and dictators. Then you'll get NK and SK, all in one package.

EDIT - make that "someone" an Asian country... you only get this in Asian society :p
Dweladelfia prime
04-07-2006, 22:22
I'd volunteer, but my country is too pathetic to be believable...

although I do make a good DPRK myself :)

but anyways, split someone in half and make one half uber Stalinist, and make the other uber democratic via harsh tyrants and dictators. Then you'll get NK and SK, all in one package.

EDIT - make that "someone" an Asian country... you only get this in Asian society :p

Not really you could rp an underground mafia that gets in the middle of everything. I'm going to try and start on of those up.
Dweladelfia prime
04-07-2006, 22:23
The DPRK launched a non-intercontinental missile today and landed it in the Sea of Japan. You know on a great day for our country, leave it up to some porno addicted, women's shoe loving, lingerie wearing tiny man to be a killjoy but then again, the joke's on him.

EDIT: Just in. The DPRK fired another one. So they are 2 - 0 for the day.

EDIT: They're up to #3 now. 3 - 0 for the day. They're No-Dongs it seems like. Supposedly the "long-range" one broke up in flight.

There sure wasting a lot of missiles on the ocean.
Ottoman Khaif
04-07-2006, 22:32
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DAMN THE TEAM THAT BEATS GERMANY..ITALY MUST BE PWN BY FRANCE OR PORTGUL.....
Me crazy...me go insane.
Alif Laam Miim
04-07-2006, 22:52
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DAMN THE TEAM THAT BEATS GERMANY..ITALY MUST PWN BY FRANCE OR PORTGUL.....
Me crazy...me go insane.

too late for that...
Ottoman Khaif
04-07-2006, 23:02
too late for that...
Too late for what?

are you talking about the fact, me am crazy...yeah I cross the line a long time ago...
Alif Laam Miim
04-07-2006, 23:30
Too late for what?

are you talking about the fact, me am crazy...yeah I cross the line a long time ago...

don't worry - we're here to help you!!!

*packs bags and starts running from chainsaw-wielding lunatic*
Dweladelfia prime
04-07-2006, 23:34
http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/leatherfaceattacks.jpg

RUN FOR THE HILLS
Pantheaa
05-07-2006, 01:49
Well, the UER could be EII's DPRK....

We're Communist, we own Pyongyang, we're slightly out-of-touch with the rest of the world, and although our leader isn't "some porno addicted, women's shoe loving, lingerie wearing tiny man", he is a young gay liberal-leaning leftist dictator who's shacking up with a rock star. In some quarters, that would be regarded as just as bad or possibly even worse.

While we're on the subject, 'Endless Waltz of Revolution' is going to be picking up again soon.

I believe you are the only Communist nation left in E2


Happy Fourth! Death to North Korea! Death to Iran!
Cymrea
05-07-2006, 11:25
Well, we didn't make it to Stonehenge, but the fireworks in the Columbia River Gorge were fantastic! No one seemed to give a damn about the "no private fireworks" laws...there were displays on both sides of the river, giving the impression of a war between Oregon and Washington. Suh. Weet.

SL: I post Cymrea's results in the Press Release thread right after the newspaper write-up on the previous match. You're welcome to use them, and I will RP the Cymrean Premier League at some point.

Bjorn: You and I will have to play a friendly to decide things once and for twice! :D
Hirgizstan
05-07-2006, 14:23
DPRK launched seven missiles according to Fox News, and 10 according to Russia. The SRBM's all went down in the Sea of Japan, just like the last time they fired one. The LRBM Taepodong 2 failed about 60 seconds after taking off.

On another note Russia seems to think all the missiles were ICBM's, when only one was, and it failed. Are Russia's detection systems really that bad?

Well I'm sure 'The Genera' (Kim Jong Il) will be travelling up his personal lane on every highway in his Mercedes S600 to have sex with one of many underage girls and to eat his way through Parisian delicassies and truffles from Russia, and then he'll probably go and drink a years supply of Armagnac before trying to ride the rollercoaster or sail the gigantic yacht he has.

Fuck sake, why don't we just drop VX gas all over the damm country, it was just proven that their 'nuclear' capability is non-existent as their not going to be able to deliver it in a missile that falls to earth after only 60 seconds.
Hawdawg
05-07-2006, 14:36
So much for that "Nuclear War" he said he would bring to the US if we did a preemptive strike on his pet missile. If his missiles performance is any gauge of his performance, all small goats in North Korea need to worry.

-Hawdawg
[NS]Kreynoria
05-07-2006, 15:26
http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/leatherfaceattacks.jpg

RUN FOR THE HILLS


BUT THE HILLS HAVE EYES
Dweladelfia prime
05-07-2006, 17:58
Fox said 6. God How can it be this hard to count missiles.
Layarteb
05-07-2006, 18:08
North Korea fired seven missiles Wednesday, one long-range and five shorter-range missiles beginning shortly after 3:30 a.m. (2:30 p.m. Tuesday ET) and a seventh missile around 5:20 p.m. (4:20 a.m. ET) Wednesday.

5 + 1 = 6 (duh!)

Members of the U.N. Security Council began talks on a draft resolution condemning North Korea Wednesday after Pyongyang test-fired a long-range missile earlier in the day.

UN does what they do best, talk, argue, and get nothing done.

Japan's Kyodo News agency reported that the missile [#7 = SRBM/MRBM] landed six minutes after launch, but did not say where. The chief of Russia's general staff said that Russian tracking systems showed that Pyongyang may have launched up to 10 missiles during the day, the Interfax news agency reported.

There's Russia's ten and Foxnews 7.

UNITED NATIONS - North Korea test-fired another missile Wednesday, intensifying the furor ignited when the reclusive regime launched at least six missiles, including a long-range Taepodong, earlier in the day.

MSNBC @ 7

so basically everyone is at 7, save for CNN's typo. Then Russia is at 10 but this is "Russia."


http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/library/news/dprk/2006/dprk-060705-voa05.htm

Global Security info.
Alif Laam Miim
05-07-2006, 18:52
talk about publicity - this is exactly what they want:

"We'll stop if you [blah]."
Layarteb
05-07-2006, 18:58
Kim Jong-Il is like a midget guy in a movie who is screaming "Look at me! Look at me!" The guy wants attention more than a whore wants schlong.
Hirgizstan
05-07-2006, 19:38
Indeed, having read widely about the DPRK and the two leaders, I can say that, without a doubt, attention is what he craves. The son of the Great Leader only ever wanted attention after realising he could get it. Naturally, because his big missile failed, somebody's gonna get a lead based head-ache.
Hirgizstan
05-07-2006, 20:52
Ok, now I agree that NYC is one of the worlds best cities, if not the best, but it does have one glaring problem that even Lay hates, and that problem is liberals. The New York Times is their mouthpiece and they help to fuel Ms.Coulter's rightful wrath. However, is this a new thing? Did they become traitors recently or were the NY Times and its supporters always traitors?

Lets skip back, on this patriotic week, to the beginning of it all, 1776, and take a little look at the NY Times:

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=7/18513384665.jpg&s=f10

This article suggest the ban of guns (nothing new for the NY Times then), but this paper suggests banning them at the very time they were so badly needed for America to be free.

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=7/18513380252.jpg&s=f10

This article reveals the damm plans of Paul Rever and others to the British, the plan to use lights in the chuches from Old North Church to signal British troop movements. Notice how patriots is written in inverted comma's.

If this doesn't prove, as if it needs to be proved anymore, that the NY Times and its supporters are traitors and need to be treated as such, then I don't know what will.
Alif Laam Miim
05-07-2006, 22:10
Kim Jong-Il is like a midget guy in a movie who is screaming "Look at me! Look at me!" The guy wants attention more than a whore wants schlong.

make that a midget with twin guns...

and I have to succomb to my beautiful temptation to...

!!!VIVE LA FRANCE!!!
Alif Laam Miim
05-07-2006, 22:12
Indeed, having read widely about the DPRK and the two leaders, I can say that, without a doubt, attention is what he craves. The son of the Great Leader only ever wanted attention after realising he could get it. Naturally, because his big missile failed, somebody's gonna get a lead based head-ache.

I've known that for the longest time - it's a most unfortunate part of my heritage...
Layarteb
05-07-2006, 23:06
Ok, now I agree that NYC is one of the worlds best cities, if not the best, but it does have one glaring problem that even Lay hates, and that problem is liberals. The New York Times is their mouthpiece and they help to fuel Ms.Coulter's rightful wrath. However, is this a new thing? Did they become traitors recently or were the NY Times and its supporters always traitors?

Lets skip back, on this patriotic week, to the beginning of it all, 1776, and take a little look at the NY Times:

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=7/18513384665.jpg&s=f10

This article suggest the ban of guns (nothing new for the NY Times then), but this paper suggests banning them at the very time they were so badly needed for America to be free.

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=7/18513380252.jpg&s=f10

This article reveals the damm plans of Paul Rever and others to the British, the plan to use lights in the chuches from Old North Church to signal British troop movements. Notice how patriots is written in inverted comma's.

If this doesn't prove, as if it needs to be proved anymore, that the NY Times and its supporters are traitors and need to be treated as such, then I don't know what will.

Those pictures are hoaxes but good jokes at that, rather funny. The NYT was founded in 1851.
Alif Laam Miim
05-07-2006, 23:29
Bjorn: You and I will have to play a friendly to decide things once and for twice! :D

that can be arranged :D [I miss my devil's face :(]
Pantheaa
06-07-2006, 01:08
Most badass recruiting ad from the Czech army..check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj036sU240A&search=czech%20army
Layarteb
06-07-2006, 01:12
Can anybody find a diving submarine (i.e. like the beginning of Crimson Tide) because that is HOT!
Layarteb
06-07-2006, 01:32
http://www.oshkoshtruck.com/defense/products~bushmaster~home.cfm

How awesome is this! Goodbye HMMWV!

Since Oshkosh has so many sexy PDFs guess what, I am going to finally have specs for my trucks :).
RomeW
06-07-2006, 05:11
Kim Jong-Il is like a midget guy in a movie who is screaming "Look at me! Look at me!" The guy wants attention more than a whore wants schlong.

Haha- that sums up the situation perfectly. He's probably jealous that everyone's watching the World Cup- and, despite all that, which story leads each newscast? The World Cup. More proof that sport really is "the opiate of the masses".
Squornshelous
06-07-2006, 05:32
snip

RUN FOR THE HILLS

RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES![/Maiden]
Pyschotika
06-07-2006, 05:35
No, Lay...MUCH more worst...

So much more worst that God himself would melt if he found out how worst...and he is running back and forth screaming 'LALALALALALALALALALA' just so he can't hear what it is...poor God.
Pantheaa
06-07-2006, 08:04
http://www.oshkoshtruck.com/defense/products~bushmaster~home.cfm

How awesome is this! Goodbye HMMWV!

Since Oshkosh has so many sexy PDFs guess what, I am going to finally have specs for my trucks :).

Pretty cool , looks kind of like the Vodnik from Battlefied 2...almost. Btw im an 88M in the Army Reserve and part of my job is to drive HEMTT'S. Though my company doesn't have any right now just M91's :(
Hirgizstan
06-07-2006, 13:30
I use the HEMTT instead of the 5T Truck now. Go Oshkosh.

Anyway, I didn't know those newspaper things were fake, damm and blast.
But the NYT are still a bunch of traitorous assholes.

Another Irish Defense Forces video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAaH6vetXk&search=IDF

Enjoy.
Kormanthor
06-07-2006, 21:54
I've just finished training some deadly troops myself. :eek:


http://usera.imagecave.com/Kormanthor/hitman.jpg
Layarteb
06-07-2006, 22:15
Pretty cool , looks kind of like the Vodnik from Battlefied 2...almost. Btw im an 88M in the Army Reserve and part of my job is to drive HEMTT'S. Though my company doesn't have any right now just M91's :(

That's sick hot! Which HEMTT would you drive? I'm adding them as my M2037 soon :).

By the way, the Bushmaster IMV is nice. It's protected up to STANAG 5 with options but up to 3 with base. It has limited RPG & mine protection. You can pierce a HMMWV with a 9mm but it'd take a .50BMG for this. It's about time you guys got something that you could rely on to keep you alive.
Cymrea
06-07-2006, 22:23
The IDF video was very cool. The music over top was good, too.

Here's one from the Canucks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA_jnGGtWb4&search=canadian%20forces
Layarteb
06-07-2006, 22:39
Thanks to ITD (Former Member) I've been shown Google Spreadsheets. With this both Mari and I could edit them and keep them uploaded. There are several drawbacks though:

1. You have to be on a special view list to actually see them.
2. You have to have a google account.
3. It's still beta.

As of right now I don't think its a viable option but perhaps in the future if they open it up with a "free for all view" option.
[NS]Kreynoria
06-07-2006, 23:23
Ok, now I agree that NYC is one of the worlds best cities, if not the best, but it does have one glaring problem that even Lay hates, and that problem is liberals. The New York Times is their mouthpiece and they help to fuel Ms.Coulter's rightful wrath. However, is this a new thing? Did they become traitors recently or were the NY Times and its supporters always traitors?

Lets skip back, on this patriotic week, to the beginning of it all, 1776, and take a little look at the NY Times:

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=7/18513384665.jpg&s=f10

This article suggest the ban of guns (nothing new for the NY Times then), but this paper suggests banning them at the very time they were so badly needed for America to be free.

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=7/18513380252.jpg&s=f10

This article reveals the damm plans of Paul Rever and others to the British, the plan to use lights in the chuches from Old North Church to signal British troop movements. Notice how patriots is written in inverted comma's.

If this doesn't prove, as if it needs to be proved anymore, that the NY Times and its supporters are traitors and need to be treated as such, then I don't know what will.


New York Slimes, Slime Magazine, Washington Compost, USA Decay, they're all the same.
Alif Laam Miim
07-07-2006, 03:35
ATTN USB [sry Cotland if you've seen this already]: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11309848#post11309848

And a point of personal preference, would it kill to have an authorized list of E2 legitimate storefronts?


ADD - and heck, i hate advertising, but Saint Lazare is willing to exchange embassies with whomever desires to have recognition and offer recognition to the Grand Duchy.
The Lightning Star
07-07-2006, 03:57
Just posting to show I'm still around...









*cocks shotgun*
Ottoman Khaif
07-07-2006, 04:09
Just posting to show I'm still around...









*cocks shotgun*
*Cocks M-16*

Say what?
Squornshelous
07-07-2006, 04:34
*Cocks M-16*

Say what?

*cocks paintball gun*

DRIVE BY!!!

*hits the gas and runs*
Cymrea
07-07-2006, 06:13
You need an autococker, Squorn...;)
Neuvo Rica
07-07-2006, 08:45
bunch of cockers
Hirgizstan
07-07-2006, 11:45
*Cocks...friggin queers around here!*
Alif Laam Miim
07-07-2006, 15:24
""O.K., we all got Deringers, now lets put 'em away. Nobody here is a cheat."

:D
Alif Laam Miim
07-07-2006, 15:50
Partially because SL's bid in the World Cup has ended, and partially because I've wanted to do it anyway, the Grand Duchy of Saint Lazare has announced [http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=366] the creation of a new European League, a World Football Club. Only teams sponsored by cities in the European/Mediterranean regions can apply.

For the moment, Club Monaco will host the HQ for the European League.

Nations with cities that qualify for the League -
Bjornoya
Cotland
Chronosia
Doomingsland
Fourth Reich
Geneticon
Hawdawg
Hirgizstan
Hun (?)
Layarteb
Nuevo Rica
Ottoman Khaif
Pantheaa
Rome
Rommelia [Andorra only]
Sparta Dominion
Tyrandis
United States of Brink [Liechtenstien only]

==========

Teams in the league:

Belfast (Layarteb)
Dublin (Layarteb)
Liechtenstien (USB)
Monaco (Saint Lazare)
Reykjavik (Layareb)
Neuvo Rica
07-07-2006, 16:58
We'll enter Plovdiv, Sofia, Varna and Ulyanovsk (If Russian land counts)
Dweladelfia prime
07-07-2006, 17:10
bunch of cockers

Why are we talking about cocks?
Kormanthor
07-07-2006, 17:16
Why are we talking about cocks?


Good Question
Neuvo Rica
07-07-2006, 18:11
Why are we talking about cocks?

I was talking about cockers, not cocks.
Cymrea
07-07-2006, 18:47
I have no European land and cannot play in the "World" Football League.

Boo-urns.

I didn't wanna play in your dumb ol' league anyway...:p

Since it doesn't include the whole world, why not correct the pattern followed by other RL leagues that tout a "World Championship" without world participation and call it the European League of Football (ELF) or maybe just UEFA, or something.
Alif Laam Miim
07-07-2006, 19:13
I have no European land and cannot play in the "World" Football League.

Boo-urns.

I didn't wanna play in your dumb ol' league anyway...:p

Since it doesn't include the whole world, why not correct the pattern followed by other RL leagues that tout a "World Championship" without world participation and call it the European League of Football (ELF) or maybe just UEFA, or something.

It's not a World Football League - it's a World Footbal Club :D

A league is basically a ring of competition - ergo the European League involves competition within European cities [or whatever the criteria]. A club can either be a collection of different teams or different leagues.

Personally, I don't mind having a World League, but the problem with that is that we've already got the World Cup, and just like the FIFA World Championship Cup having trouble on its own, another World League would probably complicated things a little.

Anyways, you can always create your own league - something like a "Roman" league or an "American" league...
Alif Laam Miim
07-07-2006, 19:14
We'll enter Plovdiv, Sofia, Varna and Ulyanovsk (If Russian land counts)

That's fine - I'll add them to the main list [on the other forum]
Cymrea
07-07-2006, 20:00
Bah. I still think ELF has a nice ring to it...:D
Hawdawg
08-07-2006, 00:23
Attention:

I have been called out to service an oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico for 7-10 days starting tomorrow. I will be out of pocket until at least next weekend. I can't pass this gig up it pays $48/hr including lay-over. If anything is needed of my Nation well it will just have to wait. Don't mess with my land while I am gone...............................


-Hawdawg
Cymrea
08-07-2006, 00:28
Oh, I'm goin' down to Roman New Mexico, and then...I'm gonna pee just over the border. :cool:

You're gonna be one tanned mofo, Dawg. And much richer....
Layarteb
08-07-2006, 01:50
Attention:

I have been called out to service an oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico for 7-10 days starting tomorrow. I will be out of pocket until at least next weekend. I can't pass this gig up it pays $48/hr including lay-over. If anything is needed of my Nation well it will just have to wait. Don't mess with my land while I am gone...............................


-Hawdawg

Who could pass that up? Can I join you?
Alif Laam Miim
08-07-2006, 02:02
Who could pass that up? Can I join you?

me2!!!