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Favorite are generally from behind and variations of the traditional missionary position. Least favorite (so far) is her on top, though I've only done this with my most recent ex and she was lousy in bed where I was concerned.

Well, counting Sin's response, that makes three of us who aren't all too partial towards "her on top". The boyfriend likes it lots so it's done every now and again, but first of all I miss the feeling of getting fucked, and secondly I always feel rather awkward/silly when doing it..
The other thing I'm not all too much into is doggy style, or really anything from behind that does not involve me lying rather flat so he can press right up against my whole body, because I crave this body-against-body thing way too much. I'm happiest when I can hug him real close and wrap all remaining limbs or other moveable body parts against and around him.

Which makes it no surprise that aside from our classic favorite of me on my back with me legs on his shoulders, I've come to rather like something that might resemble the missionary from an outsider's perspective (and thus has the bonus of satisfying my hugging fetish rather nicely), but upon closer inspection shows to involve anal penetration (thus having a bonus for the boyfriend, who likes that), with me still getting my clitoral fill. TMI? Sorry.
I also enjoy the sitting on his lap, facing each other style, which was more of an accidental discovery than any planned experimenting.

Before I get to SoWiBi's questions, I want to point out that the guy who runs my kids' daycare program is a total hotty and I've wanted to jump him for ages. Lately he's been very flirty. I had to sit down and analyse the situation. We're both adults...why not, right? Except as was pointed out to me by a wise friend, I cannot avoid the fact that messing around with him would bring up the thought of my kids which would be creepy beyond belief and would ruin the fun. It's not fair, but it's not something I think I could avoid, so :(

Despite that "thinking of the kids" factor, I'd also back up Laerod saying that flingily getting involved with someone who is in charge of your kids daily might not be a good idea.
Also, get the fuck on Skype (preferred by far) or MSN, this lady wishes to talk to you.

Positions... hrrrrmmm.

I like walls, picking her up and backing her into a wall where I can hold her there and reach pretty much any part of her body is hot. I also like reverse cowgirl in a chair if applicable that's always a good time, even better in front of a mirror.

Least favorite... ehhh anything with very little contact, I love to be able to touch most of my lover.

I like walls, picking her up and backing her into a wall where I can hold her there and reach pretty much any part of her body is hot.
I've been meaning to try sex standing up with the boyfriend (somehow, this wall thing has been a fantasy of mine for a while), but we haven't gotten 'round to it yet.

I like standing up sex, because it's the kind I'm usually having when we're fucking outside.

Right now I wouldn't mind any kind of sex at all though. I'm so ronery.

Ok, fav positions? I love getting fucked from behind. I'm usually not a big fan of being on top, except when I'm with someone I really love, because then I'm a bit more inspired to really get into it. On the bottom with legs over his shoulders...also nice.

Ditto. Sitting in his lap is nice too, and for some reason on my side can be really great, but I'd have to say doggie-style for sheer getting-fucked-til-I-can't-see-straight purposes. I don't mind being on top--sometimes I like doing all the work, and he really likes the view--but I can only do it for a short time because he hits my cervix more in that position. While I have heard claims that this can feel nice, for me it's more like slightly uncomfortable to oh-my-god-OW-STOP. I'm not adverse to a little pain (I like being bitten really hard, which sadly does not happen much but can turn me on in an instant), but the cervical pain is just not any fun.

...that is definitely the most I've ever discussed my sex life with anyone I was not having sex with.

I dig doggie-style for depth and intensity. I also like basic missionary because it lets me sort of fuck up from underneath. With the leverage I can really get my hips into action and I can hold my guy hard and tight. Big comfy armchairs are one of my favorite pieces of furniture, with either me sitting it or him sitting it. I don't mind being on top, but I find it harder to keep up my rhythm compared to me on my back. I don't like having my legs over his shoulders, because that's when I find my cervix getting hit to the point of serious discomfort. I haven't tried standing sex, possibly because I like lying down. What can I say? I'm lazy that way. Any excuse to hit a mattress. ;) :D

EDIT: And in regards to making out: I love kissing. I can make out -- just kissing and fondling -- for a couple of hours and have a great time. However, I haven't really been able to do JUST that since I was, oh, about 19, because it gets me and and my guy so hot that we just sort of naturally carry on to the sex. In fact, now that I think of it, kissing is so hot, it triggers fucking usually in less than hour, if we're somewhere private. Once you reach a certain age, there stops seeming much point in holding off on that. For me, at least. Especially when both you and your lover have your own apartments.

EDIT2: Actually, now that I really think of it, kissing is so sexy to me that I use it as the final deciding factor as to whether I will have sex with a guy. Even if I've found him attractive during all the pre-intimacy stages of a first date, if the first serious kissing/make out session doesn't go well -- meaning, if it doesn't make me want sex right then and there -- then there is no way I will ever get hot for that guy. First date = last date, in that case.

Ditto. Sitting in his lap is nice too, and for some reason on my side can be really great, but I'd have to say doggie-style for sheer getting-fucked-til-I-can't-see-straight purposes. I don't mind being on top--sometimes I like doing all the work, and he really likes the view--but I can only do it for a short time because he hits my cervix more in that position. While I have heard claims that this can feel nice, for me it's more like slightly uncomfortable to oh-my-god-OW-STOP. I'm not adverse to a little pain (I like being bitten really hard, which sadly does not happen much but can turn me on in an instant), but the cervical pain is just not any fun. The hitting-the-cervix issue is a big reason I've never been a big fan of being on top. Normally it's just too uncomfortable. If I'm really turned on though, the pain is less and sort of turns me on more. Hence the caveat that I like being on top only with someone I love, because I'm that extra amount hot necessary for it not to be agony.

...that is definitely the most I've ever discussed my sex life with anyone I was not having sex with.We should change that then...meet you in Vegas? :D

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I dig doggie-style for depth and intensity. I also like basic missionary because it lets me sort of fuck up from underneath. With the leverage I can really get my hips into action and I can hold my guy hard and tight. Big comfy armchairs are one of my favorite pieces of furniture, with either me sitting it or him sitting it. I don't mind being on top, but I find it harder to keep up my rhythm compared to me on my back. I don't like having my legs over his shoulders, because that's when I find my cervix getting hit to the point of serious discomfort. I haven't tried standing sex, possibly because I like lying down. What can I say? I'm lazy that way. Any excuse to hit a mattress. ;) :D Yeah, the rhythm is definitely harder to keep on top, and besides, they usually get impatient anyway and start fucking you from the bottom at which point you're like, 'flip me on my back and pound me NOW'. I like being on my back having my legs spread as wide as they'll go, that's a great feeling too.

EDIT: And in regards to making out: I love kissing. I can make out -- just kissing and fondling -- for a couple of hours and have a great time. However, I haven't really been able to do JUST that since I was, oh, about 19, because it gets me and and my guy so hot that we just sort of naturally carry on to the sex. In fact, now that I think of it, kissing is so hot, it triggers fucking usually in less than hour, if we're somewhere private. Once you reach a certain age, there stops seeming much point in holding off on that. For me, at least. Especially when both you and your lover have your own apartments.

EDIT2: Actually, now that I really think of it, kissing is so sexy to me that I use it as the final deciding factor as to whether I will have sex with a guy. Even if I've found him attractive during all the pre-intimacy stages of a first date, if the first serious kissing/make out session doesn't go well -- meaning, if it doesn't make me want sex right then and there -- then there is no way I will ever get hot for that guy. First date = last date, in that case.
Agreed...bad kisser, probably bad in bed. I love kissing, I never get enough of it, for much of the reason you've given (leading into sex). I wouldn't mind just having a makeout buddy. Hmmm not true. I'd mind if I could only have the kissing.

But yeah, I loooooove making out for extended periods of time, getting all worked up. Wish it happened that way more often, but usually by the time I've 'hit the mattress' I'm not all that willing to kiss for long.

Agreed...bad kisser, probably bad in bed. I love kissing, I never get enough of it, for much of the reason you've given (leading into sex). I wouldn't mind just having a makeout buddy. Hmmm not true. I'd mind if I could only have the kissing.

But yeah, I loooooove making out for extended periods of time, getting all worked up. Wish it happened that way more often, but usually by the time I've 'hit the mattress' I'm not all that willing to kiss for long.
I love kissing just for its own sake. I love the way it feels. Damn, I'm orally fixated. :D For me, kissing leads to sex just because kissing turns me on so much.

I love kissing just for its own sake. I love the way it feels. Damn, I'm orally fixated. :D For me, kissing leads to sex just because kissing turns me on so much.
I love kissing, but I love giving head more:)

Jeez, I need to stop reading this thread...

I love kissing, but I love giving head more:)
But you can kiss anywhere.

Jeez, I need to stop reading this thread...

Why?

But you can kiss anywhere.

That works better on women, I sort of like gagging on cocks.:eek:

That works better on women, I sort of like gagging on cocks.:eek:
To each her own, I guess. *shrugs*

EDIT: Btw, I also meant "anywhere" on the planet. You know, like in places where you couldn't necessarily give head in peace.

Why?

Because now I really quite desperately need to have sex.

Because now I really quite desperately need to have sex.

Tell me about it. I'm too horny to sleep :(

To each her own, I guess. *shrugs*

EDIT: Btw, I also meant "anywhere" on the planet. You know, like in places where you couldn't necessarily give head in peace.

Oh, that :D

Yeah, which is why I need a make-out buddy because I keep things sort of on the lowdown with my fuckbuddies, meaning less kissing than fucking.

Everyone's talking about kissing now? I don't know if I'm a good kisser, never asked; though everyone I kiss comes back for more. Kissing doesn't have to be related to sex for me, but kissing during sex is awesome!

Everyone's talking about kissing now? I don't know if I'm a good kisser, never asked; though everyone I kiss comes back for more. Kissing doesn't have to be related to sex for me, but kissing during sex is awesome!

I think that's the kind of thing that people tell you not with words, but with their sudden disappearance. A bad kisser is far worse in my opinion than someone who's lousy in bed. I once dated a guy who must have only seen kissing in a movie or something, because every time our mouths made contact I swear he'd try to stick his tongue as far into my mouth as he could. We did not date for very long.

Lawboy told me flat out I was a great kisser, which was a great relief to him because his ex girlfriend was, he said, 'a masher'.

Bad kissers drive me nuts. It's generally because they're trying too hard to incorporate some bizarre technique they think will turn you on.

I don't actually think I'm a 'great' kisser, I just don't worry about technique, I'm getting my oral fix.

Definitely what Neesika said.

There are also horrible kissers who are just underachievers. It's like kissing an inanimate object, and it does not give me faith that they'll suddenly come to life once their pants are unzipped.

*snip*
EDIT: Btw, I also meant "anywhere" on the planet. You know, like in places where you couldn't necessarily give head in peace.

There are places like that??

What do people here think about angry sex? Angry, crazed fucking, actually?

What do people here think about angry sex? Angry, crazed fucking, actually?

Why? Are you offering some?
*buys plane ticket to Madrid*

What do people here think about angry sex? Angry, crazed fucking, actually?

Great to blow off steam I think.

Why? Are you offering some?
*buys plane ticket to Madrid*

I'm in Toronto at the moment. Wanna come and screw the fuck out of me so I can release some pent-up tension?

I'm in Toronto at the moment. Wanna come and screw the fuck out of me so I can release some pent-up tension?

Hmmm, that's within driving distance for me...
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Hmmm, that's within driving distance for me...
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The sleazo-smiley?! Alright!!!!:fluffle:

Lawboy told me flat out I was a great kisser, which was a great relief to him because his ex girlfriend was, he said, 'a masher'.

Bad kissers drive me nuts. It's generally because they're trying too hard to incorporate some bizarre technique they think will turn you on.

I don't actually think I'm a 'great' kisser, I just don't worry about technique, I'm getting my oral fix.

My Evil Ex was a terrible kisser, not because he tried too hard, but because he simply didn't try. He decided when he was a teenager making out with his first girlfriend that he didn't especially like kissing, and never tried to like it after that. His kisses pretty much always conveyed the message, "Okay, I am doing my boyfriendly duty and forcing myself to do this 'kissing' thing. Now will you take your clothes off and do the part I like?"

I'm in Toronto at the moment. Wanna come and screw the fuck out of me so I can release some pent-up tension?Shouldn't he be screwing the fuck into you?

Shouldn't he be screwing the fuck into you?

You think that's how it works, mate? In my current state, screwing the fuck out is better than in. *nod*

Shouldn't he be screwing the fuck into you?

Ahhh mixed euphemisms. Gotta love 'em :tongue:

Shouldn't he be screwing the fuck into you?

Meh, screw the fuck out of her, screw the fuck into her, who cares?
The important part is the invitation to screw her...
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Meh, screw the fuck out of her, screw the fuck into her, who cares?
The important part is the invitation to screw her...
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Amen mate, amen!!:fluffle:

Amen mate, amen!!:fluffle:

Unfortunately I'm without a car for the night...
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Unfortunately I'm without a car for the night...
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Curses! I's foiled again!!

And I go back home on Monday.:(

I so wanted to angry fuck a man who looks like a Russian mafioso. :D

Curses! I's foiled again!!

And I go back home on Monday.:(

I so wanted to angry fuck a man who looks like a Russian mafioso. :D

lol

I've never had the angry post-fight sex, but I've had "I'm acting like things are okay but they're not and you should know that, and you will find out the next time we get naked" sex. Also the frenzied, desperate "okay, for real this is the LAST TIME" sex.

I've never had the angry post-fight sex, but I've had "I'm acting like things are okay but they're not and you should know that, and you will find out the next time we get naked" sex. Also the frenzied, desperate "okay, for real this is the LAST TIME" sex.

I have had angry post-fight sex, and it can be amazing. I know it shouldn't be done, but man is it awesome. Especially because it gives me perfect excuse to scratch his back up and down and bite him hard and he can't say I'm trying to hit him or anything.

Frenzied sex is good too, especially if the person you're doing it with means nothing to you, if this person is just used for casual sex. On the downside of frenzied sex, if it's done with your partner, it leads down a dark path, at least in my case.

It makes me feel empty, even more so if this is done on a desperate race to rekindle something that's obviously dying. The last time I did it, I ended up crying because it was with my ex in the US and I knew the relationship was at an end.

I have had angry post-fight sex, and it can be amazing. I know it shouldn't be done, but man is it awesome. Especially because it gives me perfect excuse to scratch his back up and down and bite him hard and he can't say I'm trying to hit him or anything.
See, with me you wouldn't need any excuse for that...
Frenzied sex is good too, especially if the person you're doing it with means nothing to you, if this person is just used for casual sex.
Man, I'm really wishing I had my car tonight...
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It makes me feel empty, even more so if this is done on a desperate race to rekindle something that's obviously dying. The last time I did it, I ended up crying because it was with my ex in the US and I knew the relationship was at an end.

I've been doing that particular dance with my ex for the last four months. We're still friends, and we're pretty okay to talk once in awhile and even hang out now and then, as long as said hanging out is done in a public place. As soon as we're alone, though, the rules are pretty much forgotten, the clothes come off, the forbidden "I love you"s are said, and we spend the next however long we've got trying desperately to convince ourselves that this is not a horrible idea that will only end in more pain later.

I've been doing that particular dance with my ex for the last four months. We're still friends, and we're pretty okay to talk once in awhile and even hang out now and then, as long as said hanging out is done in a public place. As soon as we're alone, though, the rules are pretty much forgotten, the clothes come off, the forbidden "I love you"s are said, and we spend the next however long we've got trying desperately to convince ourselves that this is not a horrible idea that will only end in more pain later.

Yes, I know that one so well. I can chalk it up to the familiarity and the need to connect. But it leaves you in such pain, indeed.

Yes, I know that one so well. I can chalk it up to the familiarity and the need to connect. But it leaves you in such pain, indeed.

That coupled with the fact that we both love each other very deeply. We didn't break up because the relationship went bad, got boring, someone cheated, etc. We broke up for very complex adult-type reasons that make my head hurt (not to mention my heart). He's still my favorite person in the world, I know I'm still his, we love each other, we want each other... blah blah fishcakes.

That coupled with the fact that we both love each other very deeply. We didn't break up because the relationship went bad, got boring, someone cheated, etc. We broke up for very complex adult-type reasons that make my head hurt (not to mention my heart). He's still my favorite person in the world, I know I'm still his, we love each other, we want each other... blah blah fishcakes.

Maybe you two should re-examine the reasons why you broke up then...
Obviously not getting the full story here (nor am I expecting to), but maybe you were wrong to break up.

That coupled with the fact that we both love each other very deeply. We didn't break up because the relationship went bad, got boring, someone cheated, etc. We broke up for very complex adult-type reasons that make my head hurt (not to mention my heart). He's still my favorite person in the world, I know I'm still his, we love each other, we want each other... blah blah fishcakes.

That happens. When I broke up with my fiance, I felt like shit. I even quit NSG and other forums because I was enraged and sick at heart from it. The truth was, and is right now, that I adore him. And I am so glad we're back together because I don't know what I would without him in my life.

Perhaps what Dyakovo suggests is good. Re-examine why you two decided to part ways. Maybe a reunion is due. But if the reasons for staying apart are far more compelling than the reasons to be together, you two know better than anyone what to do.

Maybe you two should re-examine the reasons why you broke up then...
Obviously not getting the full story here (nor am I expecting to), but maybe you were wrong to break up.

I won't say I'm not secretly (okay, not so secretly) hoping we get back together. But as it stands, it's not possible. He spends 80+ hours at work (sometimes 100+) and has a bizarre commitment phobia. I say "bizarre" because I'm about 90% sure that if I let us get back together he'd happily spend the rest of his life with me--but it is impossible for him to say, promise or even ask for that, because then I might someday abandon him.

That happens. When I broke up with my fiance, I felt like shit. I even quit NSG and other forums because I was enraged and sick at heart from it. The truth was, and is right now, that I adore him. And I am so glad we're back together because I don't know what I would without him in my life.
Maybe hook-up with an American truck driver who looks like a Russian Mafioso?
Perhaps what Dyakovo suggests is good. Re-examine why you two decided to part ways. Maybe a reunion is due. But if the reasons for staying apart are far more compelling than the reasons to be together, you two know better than anyone what to do.
Indeed, obviously you know your own situation better than we do, it just sounds like, as I said already, that you might want to at least consider re-examining your reasons,

I won't say I'm not secretly (okay, not so secretly) hoping we get back together. But as it stands, it's not possible. He spends 80+ hours at work (sometimes 100+) and has a bizarre commitment phobia. I say "bizarre" because I'm about 90% sure that if I let us get back together he'd happily spend the rest of his life with me--but it is impossible for him to say, promise or even ask for that, because then I might someday abandon him.

Ah, yes, I can see how that kind of work schedule, plus him not being ready to commit would put a damper on things... :(
Well, I hope things work out for you one way or the other...

Ah, yes, I can see how that kind of work schedule, plus him not being ready to commit would put a damper on things... :(
Well, I hope things work out for you one way or the other...

Thanks. :) And now I'll turn off the spotlight on my dumb dysfunctional relationship so we can get back to the really important stuff! Like, uh... what hasn't been discussed yet in this thread?

Thanks. :) And now I'll turn off the spotlight on my dumb dysfunctional relationship so we can get back to the really important stuff! Like, uh... what hasn't been discussed yet in this thread?

Not sure, I haven't actually read the entire thread... Just the first 5 or 60 pages and the last 5 or 6...

Thanks. :) And now I'll turn off the spotlight on my dumb dysfunctional relationship so we can get back to the really important stuff! Like, uh... what hasn't been discussed yet in this thread?

Bestiality?

Would you or wouldn't you do it with a monkey?

I know I shouldn't go there.:eek2:

Bestiality?

Would you or wouldn't you do it with a monkey?

I know I shouldn't go there.:eek2:

Ummm, no, no I wouldn't...

I think that's the kind of thing that people tell you not with words, but with their sudden disappearance. A bad kisser is far worse in my opinion than someone who's lousy in bed. I once dated a guy who must have only seen kissing in a movie or something, because every time our mouths made contact I swear he'd try to stick his tongue as far into my mouth as he could. We did not date for very long.

Yeah... thrusting the tongue all the way down the throat... doesn't sound that great. I just don't really think about it. I guess our tongues sort of go back and forth, but mostly are just part way in each other's mouths most of the time when kissing. Never really thought about it so technically before.

Bestiality?

Would you or wouldn't you do it with a monkey?

I know I shouldn't go there.:eek2:

No. Humans females are the only organisms that I find attractive. In fact, that's putting it mildly. Humans are the only organisms that I don't find it disgusting beyond words to have sexual relations with. It just so happens that only humans can give consent, which is obviously also quite important, to say the very least.

Yeah... thrusting the tongue all the way down the throat... doesn't sound that great. I just don't really think about it. I guess our tongues sort of go back and forth, but mostly are just part way in each other's mouths most of the time when kissing. Never really thought about it so technically before.

Ah.... the kissing... I love it so. It heats me up, I so like it when his tongue enters my mouth, in a foreshadowing of intercourse. I like it so when he wraps his arms around me and slowly, dances with me until I'm against the wall, the edge of a desk, or against the soft sheets of my bed. I like it so to feel his lips fastened to mine, the only thing between us is our clothes. And our clothes also define the edge of our world. The world that exists and it's only defined by how much I want him to take me and how much he wants to take me too. And I know that at the end of the make-out session, at the end of this sensuous dance of the tongues, I'll do the nasty. I know it!

And you know why I know it? Because after such amazing happening, it is only fitting that I surrender my soul to the one I love...

What do people here think about angry sex? Angry, crazed fucking, actually?

When she's angry, clothes don't come off.

When I'm angry, she's probably angry.

Ah.... the kissing... I love it so. It heats me up, I so like it when his tongue enters my mouth, in a foreshadowing of intercourse. I like it so when he wraps his arms around me and slowly, dances with me until I'm against the wall, the edge of a desk, or against the soft sheets of my bed. I like it so to feel his lips fastened to mine, the only thing between us is our clothes. And our clothes also define the edge of our world. The world that exists and it's only defined by how much I want him to take me and how much he wants to take me too. And I know that at the end of the make-out session, at the end of this sensuous dance of the tongues, I'll do the nasty. I know it!

And you know why I know it? Because after such amazing happening, it is only fitting that I surrender my soul to the one I love...

Damn it, Nanatsu, now my heart's all sped up and I'm all horny and fidgety.

Damn it, Nanatsu, now my heart's all sped up and I'm all horny and fidgety.

Cold shower or call your lady and sex her up good. I'm sorry though, if I got you all worked up. For what's worth, I'm all out of breath and I would like nothing but to have my fiancé on top of me.

Cold shower or call your lady and sex her up good. I'm sorry though, if I got you all worked up. For what's worth, I'm all out of breath and I would like nothing but to have my fiancé on top of me.

She's over 70 miles away :(

She's over 70 miles away :(

Oh my, true. I am sorry, Calli-kun.:(

Cold shower or call your lady and sex her up good. I'm sorry though, if I got you all worked up. For what's worth, I'm all out of breath and I would like nothing but to have my fiancé on top of me.

But you can't because you're in Canada and he's not, ha!
Sorry that was just mean... :(

Just keep the thoughts in mind until you get back to him and fuck the hell out of him and tell him it was because you were in Canada...
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But you can't because you're in Canada and he's not, ha!
Sorry that was just mean... :(

Just keep the thoughts in mind until you get back to him and fuck the hell out of him and tell him it was because you were in Canada...
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And because I didn't get to fuck the hell out of a Russian mafioso look-a-like. LOL!

Oh my, true. I am sorry, Calli-kun.:(

Yes, and I have no car and there are no direct bus or train routes. Otherwise I would be up there devouring her (figuratively speaking... well, and what with the connotation of "eating."...)

Yes, and I have no car and there are no direct bus or train routes. Otherwise I would be up there devouring her (figuratively speaking... well, and what with the connotation of "eating."...)

Gotcha.

You can always call her and repeat my exact words to her. See where that gets you both. Nothing beats direct contact, but, I mean, something is something. Maybe listening to her voice can bring you a modicum of bodily peace, if you know what I'm getting at.

Gotcha.

You can always call her and repeat my exact words to her. See where that gets you both. Nothing beats direct contact, but, I mean, something is something. Maybe listening to her voice can bring you a modicum of bodily peace, if you know what I'm getting at.

I actually called her as soon as I got back to my house, lol.

I actually called her as soon as I got back to my house, lol.

Well, do you have a vivid imagination? If you do, lean back on your chair or on your bed and think about her and... touch yourself.

Well, do you have a vivid imagination? If you do, lean back on your chair or on your bed and think about her and... touch yourself.

I guess that's pretty much the plan, as usual, ha ha.

Well, do you have a vivid imagination? If you do, lean back on your chair or on your bed and think about her and... touch yourself.

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

Never tried it, dislike it on the basis of I hate talking on the phone.

I guess that's pretty much the plan, as usual, ha ha.

Yes, but make this long, make this so long that it feels your longing for her is about to crush you. Prolong your climax as much as you can, just think about her lips, her hair, her eyes, her flushed body as you touch her, her cheeks all ruddy from desire, her bossoms lifting and falling with her rapid breathing. Think about how she looks after you've made her yours a few times. Think about the curve of her neck, the way her hair falls on her shoulder and back while she rests from being loved by you. Think about the shadows her lashes make against her proned face as she sleeps. Think about the little details of her body and how her lips mold to yours when you 2 kiss. Try and feel as if your hand were her delicate one, tracing the contours of your body. Just imagine she's there, and make this session long.

I should stop now... yes.:eek2:

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

I've done it, when the distances are great.

I like it when it's done correctly and when the person in question can talk to me in such a way that the imagery's too much and I cum from my sheer infatuation with his words.

Yes, but make this long, make this so long that it feels your longing for her is about to crush you. Prolong your climax as much as you can, just think about her lips, her hair, her eyes, her flushed body as you touch her, her cheeks all ruddy from desire, her bossoms lifting and falling with her rapid breathing. Think about how she looks after you've made her yours a few times. Think about the curve of her neck, the way her hair falls on her shoulder and back while she rests from being loved by you. Think about the shadows her lashes make against her proned face as she sleeps. Think about the little details of her body and how her lips mold to yours when you 2 kiss. Try and feel as if your hand were her delicate one, tracing the contours of your body. Just imagine she's there, and make this session long.

I should stop now... yes.:eek2:

Do you get paid to do this by any chance? ;)

Do you get paid to do this by any chance? ;)

Nope. Should I?:p

Nope. Should I?:p

You could probably make some money off of it...

Nope. Should I?:p

Yes.

Yes, but make this long, make this so long that it feels your longing for her is about to crush you. Prolong your climax as much as you can, just think about her lips, her hair, her eyes, her flushed body as you touch her, her cheeks all ruddy from desire, her bossoms lifting and falling with her rapid breathing. Think about how she looks after you've made her yours a few times. Think about the curve of her neck, the way her hair falls on her shoulder and back while she rests from being loved by you. Think about the shadows her lashes make against her proned face as she sleeps. Think about the little details of her body and how her lips mold to yours when you 2 kiss. Try and feel as if your hand were her delicate one, tracing the contours of your body. Just imagine she's there, and make this session long.

I should stop now... yes.:eek2:

You are waaaay too good at this not to be making money from it.

Some interesting questions that a lady posted on a dating site:

Would it bother you to discover a partner likes to cross-dress? · Yes.
· No.
Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"? · Telling the complete truth.
· Not telling any lies.
· Not being misleading.
· None of the above are close.
How often are you open with your feelings? · Always
· Usually
· Rarely
· Never
If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana? · Yes.
· No.
Do you often make jokes that offend people? · Yes
· No
· I'm not sure

Some interesting questions that a lady posted on a dating site:
Ooh, ooh, let me answer those...


Would it bother you to discover a partner likes to cross-dress?
· Yes.
· No.
Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"?
· Telling the complete truth.
· Not telling any lies.
· Not being misleading.
· None of the above are close.
How often are you open with your feelings?
· Always
· Usually
· Rarely
· Never
If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana?
· Yes.
· No.
Do you often make jokes that offend people?
· Yes
· No
· I'm not sure


So...
Do I pass?

What do people here think about angry sex? Angry, crazed fucking, actually?

Never done it..

I've never had the angry post-fight sex, but I've had "I'm acting like things are okay but they're not and you should know that, and you will find out the next time we get naked" sex. Also the frenzied, desperate "okay, for real this is the LAST TIME" sex.

I think I might do depraved things for any of those right now...

I think I might do depraved things for any of those right now...

Sorry, I'm not available...


What?!? You weren't talking about with me?
*hangs head in shame*

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

It's a good deal better than nothing when your boy is on the other side of the country, as my boys have had an annoying tendency to be.

That coupled with the fact that we both love each other very deeply. We didn't break up because the relationship went bad, got boring, someone cheated, etc. We broke up for very complex adult-type reasons that make my head hurt (not to mention my heart). He's still my favorite person in the world, I know I'm still his, we love each other, we want each other... blah blah fishcakes.

I've done it twice and those are stupid reasons to break up...

She's over 70 miles away :(

Least you have someone mate ;)

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

Dislike, same as Cybersex.

Least you have someone mate ;)

True, true. Can't complain, I suppose.

Some interesting questions that a lady posted on a dating site:

"Would it bother you to discover a partner likes to cross-dress?"

No, and if it's only occasionally and as a way to be silly, I'd actually find it fairly hot.

"Which of these most closely matches your definition of 'Honesty'?"

Not being misleading. "I'm just practicing for class" is not actually an honest answer when you are "just practicing for class in a little private room with the girl I cheated on you with last week." (Have I mentioned that I loathe my ex?)

"How often are you open with your feelings?"

It depends.

"If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana?"

No. I'm entirely uninterested in smoking anything.

"Do you often make jokes that offend people?"

Nah, I don't tell the potentially offensive jokes to anyone who doesn't know me well enough to know that I absolutely don't mean it. :p

Some interesting questions that a lady posted on a dating site:

Would it bother you to discover a partner likes to cross-dress? · Yes.
· No.
Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"? · Telling the complete truth.
· Not telling any lies.
· Not being misleading.
· None of the above are close.
How often are you open with your feelings? · Always
· Usually
· Rarely
· Never
If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana? · Yes.
· No.
Do you often make jokes that offend people? · Yes
· No
· I'm not sure

1. No, women in men's clothes, especially mine = HOT.
2. Not being misleading.
3. In a relationship, always. Here on NS, rarely.
4. No.
5. No, I have learned to tell them in such a way anyone finds them humorous.

Would it bother you to discover a partner likes to cross-dress? Sometimes. I'm not big on cross-dressing guys. On girls, it can be hot.

Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"? Telling the complete truth. I don't always do it, but then, I'm not always honest.

How often are you open with your feelings? Usually. I usually speak my mind. However, some feelings I keep only to myself. Or strangers, obviously.

If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana? Yes. But not at any greater frequency than I do now, which is rarely.

Do you often make jokes that offend people? No. I make jokes that are probably offensive, but they don't offend my friends because... well, if they did, we probably wouldn't be great friends.

Some interesting questions that a lady posted on a dating site:

Would it bother you to discover a partner likes to cross-dress? · Yes.
· No.
Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"? · Telling the complete truth.
· Not telling any lies.
· Not being misleading.
· None of the above are close.
How often are you open with your feelings? · Always
· Usually
· Rarely
· Never
If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana? · Yes.
· No.
Do you often make jokes that offend people? · Yes
· No
· I'm not sure
No.
Telling the complete truth.
Rarely.
No.
Yes.

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?The issue with phonesex is that it's audible and the only times I would have had any desire to do it I wasn't alone. Plus its expensive. Cybersex, on the other hand, I've done before. Although, since I'm currenlty limited to using internet in the library, I'd have to print out the log of any conversation and take it home to get off on it... =(

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

Never had it, would be interested. Although I'm not particularly sure about my "talking dirty" skills (that would not make me laugh at myself), and I'm rather 100% sure about the lack of any such skills with the boyfriend.

How about in water? Showers, hot tubs, the rain, swimming pools?

The shower once until the water got cold but the rest I have never treid... I don't know about the rain though...

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

Like it though would prefer actual contact than over the phone or cybersex.

The issue with phonesex is that it's audible and the only times I would have had any desire to do it I wasn't alone. Plus its expensive. Cybersex, on the other hand, I've done before. Although, since I'm currenlty limited to using internet in the library, I'd have to print out the log of any conversation and take it home to get off on it... =(

I'm sorry but I had to laugh at this story.

I've done it, when the distances are great.

I like it when it's done correctly and when the person in question can talk to me in such a way that the imagery's too much and I cum from my sheer infatuation with his words.

Who cares about the distance? I once had phonesex with a gf who was only 5 minutes walk away.

Damn it, Nanatsu, now my heart's all sped up and I'm all horny and fidgety.

Same.

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

''Phonesex. There's a lot of good about phonesex. At least don't have to call the same day.''

-A bit of Fry & Laurie

How about in water? Showers, hot tubs, the rain, swimming pools?

The shower once until the water got cold but the rest I have never treid... I don't know about the rain though...Depend's on what the definition of "is" is.

I'm sorry [...].
Well, you should be! >=(

Well, you should be! >=(

I know but at the time it sounded amusing to be conducting cybersex at the library.

Depend's on what the definition of "is" is.


I never ven mentioned that word! :confused:

You are waaaay too good at this not to be making money from it.

Well, thanks for the vote of confidence and all but, sadly, no, I am not making money off of making guys get off. Perhaps I should consider it, you know, an additional income wouldn't hurt. :D

Who cares about the distance? I once had phonesex with a gf who was only 5 minutes walk away.

Well, I was only trying to help poor Calli-kun. But I think I may have made it worse.

Same.

So... do you feel like Blouing?:D

Never done it..

You should try it sometime. It's quite good to liberate some stress.

You should try it sometime. It's quite good to liberate some stress.

Pfft, please. I've almost completly given up on ever having a meaningful romantic relationship again, let alone sex...

Pfft, please. I've almost completly given up on ever having a meaningful romantic relationship again, let alone sex...

Darling, why the negativity?:confused:

Darling, why the negativity?:confused:

Lots of things.

Lots of things.

Ok, I won't ask.

I've done phonesex... the orgasms are insanely intense.

I've done phonesex... the orgasms are insanely intense.

It was like masturbation to accompanyment to me...

It was like masturbation to accompanyment to me...

It did feel like she was watching me masturbate, yes... and her moans are like music to me. :)

Ok, I won't ask.

I don't care if you ask, just don't expect answers here. I don't feel like listening to the legions of NS sing "Na na why don't you get a blog" :fluffle:

I don't care if you ask, just don't expect answers here. I don't feel like listening to the legions of NS sing "Na na why don't you get a blog" :fluffle:

B-tan, you're in a rotten mood today. This is the first time I see you like this. I reiterate it, I won't ask. You must have your reasons.:wink:

It did feel like she was watching me masturbate, yes... and her moans are like music to me. :)

I think I already mentioned that I don't realy enjoy masturbating. Its not the same at all....

I think I already mentioned that I don't realy enjoy masturbating. Its not the same at all....

I know it's not, but sometimes it's all we have. :(

B-tan, you're in a rotten mood today. This is the first time I see you like this. I reiterate it, I won't ask. You must have your reasons.:wink:

I'm usually good at hiding it but I had a really bad time since the holiday began *shrugs*. I am quite often in a bad mood these days.

I know it's not, but sometimes it's all we have. :(

Mayebe it'll make it a bit more clear if I by accompaniment I meant a sound affects tape of a moaning women.. now you prolly get the picture of how much that did for me lol

Mayebe it'll make it a bit more clear if I by accompaniment I meant a sound affects tape of a moaning women.. now you prolly get the picture of how much that did for me lol

Erm... yeah. :$

I haven't been around, but I bet there have been some good topics floating around in my absence; The page number links are all sticky.

How about in water? Showers, hot tubs, the rain, swimming pools?

The shower once until the water got cold but the rest I have never treid... I don't know about the rain though...

Showers are the best thing ever. Being crushed between a hot, wet body and a cold tile wall is heavenly.

Showers are the best thing ever. Being crushed between a hot, wet body and a cold tile wall is heavenly.

In a house I was renting years ago, my gf and I put a hole in the shower wall. Opps! The landlord looked at me suspiciously when I showed him that his shower walls were falling apart.

Is that a gay parlour? Or an animalistic borthrel?
I aint a test pilot in a suppository fabrik and I think they closed them in the last century.
However I wonder if a gay couple could have anal at first date. These ladies should bring their toys at all time to be ready in case of a quickie.
Personally I'm a woman lover and I do not like shit.
Sex at first encounter is not an obligation and what's happening on a first date is more an adventure than a prepared war of the sexes.
Poetry and inspiration drive the events, I never read that bloody user manual... Sorry.
However I should one day make a program and offer it to a lady, it could be fun to make a date and follow the program by the book for a nite... Trouble I do not pay the ladies, it would be difficult.

The OP was based on this video wasn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoQQ-mAQeE

I'm usually good at hiding it but I had a really bad time since the holiday began *shrugs*. I am quite often in a bad mood these days.

It's fine. The Holidays put a lot of people in a bad mood.

Well, thanks for the vote of confidence and all but, sadly, no, I am not making money off of making guys get off. Perhaps I should consider it, you know, an additional income wouldn't hurt. :D

I'm sure you could probably get paid for sexily written word.

What do people here think about angry sex? Angry, crazed fucking, actually? Hate fucks. Done it once or twice, fairly intense, starts as an actual fight usually, physical or verbal. Then it's just about dominating the other person. Doesn't feel great after though, even when you've 'won'. I don't want to be in a relationship where things get that messed up. I like rough, passionate, out of control sex...but I am not looking for hate fucks.

My Evil Ex was a terrible kisser, not because he tried too hard, but because he simply didn't try. He decided when he was a teenager making out with his first girlfriend that he didn't especially like kissing, and never tried to like it after that. His kisses pretty much always conveyed the message, "Okay, I am doing my boyfriendly duty and forcing myself to do this 'kissing' thing. Now will you take your clothes off and do the part I like?"
I hate your ex more every time you bring him up.

I can't stand anyone who 'refuses to put in the effort'.

There we go: Phonesex.

Like, dislike, never tried it, never had a chance, prefer it to actual contact with humans, etc.?

I was never into phonesex, tried it a few times and thought it was lame. But then I met GoG and it's all we had for a while and it ended up being better than actual sex with other people. As I've gotten older, I appreciate dirty talk more and more, so there are some definite possibilities there that didn't exist before.

I hate your ex more every time you bring him up.

I can't stand anyone who 'refuses to put in the effort'.

I agree... and I'm in a really bad mood, want me to harm him in some way Poli? I am fully capable of going Midieval on him...

A question for the ladies. (And anyone else that feels the need to answer.)
Would you date a guy that does crazy shit like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CH2GFh8Jc)*?

*Crazy in my opinion, anyway.

A question for the ladies. (And anyone else that feels the need to answer.)
Would you date a guy that does crazy shit like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CH2GFh8Jc)*?

*Crazy in my opinion, anyway.

I think thats my brother...

On an unrelated note, I'd do that too.

I agree... and I'm in a really bad mood, want me to harm him in some way Poli? I am fully capable of going Midieval on him...

Nah, he's not even worth the effort. If, however, you ever happen by pure chance to run into a short, rather hairy Jewish guy from northern New Jersey who is not Jon Stewart, feel free to glare nastily at him on the off chance it's my ex. :p

A question for the ladies. (And anyone else that feels the need to answer.)
Would you date a guy that does crazy shit like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CH2GFh8Jc)*?

*Crazy in my opinion, anyway.

I cannot see it. What is he doing?

I cannot see it. What is he doing?A soldier drop-kicking a door so his squad can enter the house. It's flipping awesome, but still crazy.

Nah, he's not even worth the effort. If, however, you ever happen by pure chance to run into a short, rather hairy Jewish guy from northern New Jersey who is not Jon Stewart, feel free to glare nastily at him on the off chance it's my ex. :p

Ok, but you know what they say, a little violence never hurt anyone...

I think thats my brother...

On an unrelated note, I'd do that too.I'd do it. It looks like a lot of fun, but it's sill crazy.

Well, I was only trying to help poor Calli-kun. But I think I may have made it worse.

Oh ok
So... do you feel like Blouing?:D

:tongue: Yes

I know it's not, but sometimes it's all we have. :(
Never underestimate what Mrs Palmer can do for you.

I haven't been around, but I bet there have been some good topics floating around in my absence; The page number links are all sticky.

I lol'd

How about in water? Showers, hot tubs, the rain, swimming pools?

The shower once until the water got cold but the rest I have never treid... I don't know about the rain though...

I love fucking in the shower...I can't swim so it's a bit problematic in larger bodies of water. I've done it in pools and hottubs, and in a lake...I like bathtub sex but it's a bit awkward. I'd fuck in the rain if it was still warm enough out.

The OP was based on this video wasn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoQQ-mAQeE

I absolutely love this video :D

A question for the ladies. (And anyone else that feels the need to answer.)
Would you date a guy that does crazy shit like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CH2GFh8Jc)*?

*Crazy in my opinion, anyway.

I might fuck a solider/cop but I'd never be in a relationship wtih a soldier or a cop.

I might fuck a solider/cop but I'd never be in a relationship wtih a soldier or a cop.Well, there goes my hope. ;)
But thanks for answering.

I might fuck a solider/cop but I'd never be in a relationship wtih a soldier or a cop.

Do you mind if I ask why not?

Hate fucks. Done it once or twice, fairly intense, starts as an actual fight usually, physical or verbal. Then it's just about dominating the other person. Doesn't feel great after though, even when you've 'won'. I don't want to be in a relationship where things get that messed up. I like rough, passionate, out of control sex...but I am not looking for hate fucks.

I don't think I was aiming for hate fucks, though Neesi-chama. I meant angry, wild sex, the kind of sex you have and that it leaves you walking funny for a few days because your sex hurts so much from over the top, rough penetration. And I don't think this kind of sex need entail a fight beforehand for it to be angry.

I'm sure you could probably get paid for sexily written word.

Maybe I'll take a look at that and check if I can write internet erotica for a living. The gods know I would so like to get out of that fucking office and from working with the governement so much. Working at home, earning my living by writting, which is something I really love, sounds like glory.

I don't think I was aiming for hate fucks, though Neesi-chama. I meant angry, wild sex, the kind of sex you have and that it leaves you walking funny for a few days because your sex hurts so much from over the top, rough penetration. And I don't think this kind of sex need entail a fight beforehand for it to be angry.

Yeah, maybe something else made you angry, and then you fuck your lover angrily to blow off steam.

Yeah, maybe something else made you angry, and then you fuck your lover angrily to blow off steam.

That's it, exactly!

Maybe I'll take a look at that and check if I can write internet erotica for a living. The gods know I would so like to get out of that fucking office and from working with the governement so much. Working at home, earning my living by writting, which is something I really love, sounds like glory.

You know, I didn't think of that as erotic as much as it was... poetic...

You know, I didn't think of that as erotic as much as it was... poetic...

The best erotica has that poetic undertone to it. I totally love it, but perhaps that's because the written word makes me passionate and I'm a sucker for it.:tongue:

The best erotica has that poetic undertone to it. I totally love it, but perhaps that's because the written word makes me passionate and I'm a sucker for it.:tongue:

Yeah. It bothers me to no end I can't write anything these days...

I like the written word myself... something about it just makes me horny. :p

Yeah. It bothers me to no end I can't write anything these days...

Yeah, writer's block sucks.

Yeah, writer's block sucks.

More like completly uninspired...

More like completly uninspired...

If I may ask, is there anything in particular that could get your creative juices flowing? By that I mean what inspires B-tan.

If I may ask, is there anything in particular that could get your creative juices flowing? By that I mean what inspires B-tan.

Life inspires me, dreams inspire me, and my random thoughts inspire me. I havn't been inspired to do anything really big, no drawings, no writing, nothing. Music enhances my inspiration and helps me get into a groove. I am not happy with my current situation, less happy with it daily, and because of that I don't find inspiration.

Life inspires me, dreams inspire me, and my random thoughts inspire me. I havn't been inspired to do anything really big, no drawings, no writing, nothing. Music enhances my inspiration and helps me get into a groove. I am not happy with my current situation, less happy with it daily, and because of that I don't find inspiration.

Is there anything immediate you can do to remedy this situation you're in, even if it's diminute?

Is there anything immediate you can do to remedy this situation you're in, even if it's diminute?

I been asking myself the same question.

I been asking myself the same question.

Could a word game help you, at least where writing is concerned?

My best friend and I used to do that when we had a block. It worked wonders.

Could a word game help you, at least where writing is concerned?

My best friend and I used to do that when we had a block. It worked wonders.

Enough for the moment, but not enough to keep me running. I guess I have a lasy muse.

Enough for the moment, but not enough to keep me running. I guess I have a lasy muse.

What about books, your favorite ones? Could re-reading through those help?

What about books, your favorite ones? Could re-reading through those help?

Nope, I made a thread on this somewhere earlier actually, asking NS how people got inspiration because I have a load of work that needs it.

Nope, I made a thread on this somewhere earlier actually, asking NS how people got inspiration because I have a load of work that needs it.

I know B, I read it.:)

I know B, I read it.:)

I know, I was meaning maybe we should move this line of conversation there, just didn't type it I guess.:$

I know, I was meaning maybe we should move this line of conversation there, just didn't type it I guess.:$

If that's your wish. ;)

If that's your wish. ;)

It is, this a good thread that don't need hijacking.

Back on topic...

What things that people say and do immediatly destroy the mood for you?

Sharp objects do it for me, if they get involved I am suddenly not so turned on.

Back on topic...

What things that people say and do immediatly destroy the mood for you?

Sharp objects do it for me, if they get involved I am suddenly not so turned on.

If they begin talking to me about what happened during the day while sexing me tends to destroy my mood.

If they begin talking to me about what happened during the day while sexing me tends to destroy my mood.

That would probably kill my mood too.

That would probably kill my mood too.

Another thing that kills my mood is if they start saying cheesy things.

If they begin talking to me about what happened during the day while sexing me tends to destroy my mood.

lol who does that?

Another thing that kills my mood is if they start saying cheesy things.

Cheesy things?

Like: "Let me get some of that cheddar baby!" ?

lol who does that?

My ex was a master at that. We would be in the heat of things and suddenly, and I kidd you not, at the same time he was thrusting, he would start telling me what happened during the day while he was at lunch. I would get so pissed that I would throw him off of me and go masturbate. I had a better time that way, anyway.

/sigh

Cheesy things?

Like: "Let me get some of that cheddar baby!" ?

Nah, like ''Who's your daddy, baby?'' and stuff like that.

If they begin talking to me about what happened during the day while sexing me tends to destroy my mood.
Fry: "Now, ask her how her day was."
Zoidberg: "Why would I want to know?"
Fry: "You wouldn't. Ask anyway!"
Zoidberg: "How was your day?"
Edna: "Well, first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish..." *goes on*
Zoidberg: "Fry, look what you did! She won't shut up."
Fry: "That's normal. Just nod your head and say 'uh huh'."
Zoidberg: "Uh huh. Uh huh."
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/thumb/b/b9/WhyMustIBeaCrustaceaninLove.png/250px-WhyMustIBeaCrustaceaninLove.png

I have to admit, Lumbergh popped in my noggin here, but i figured it would take more explanation than it be worth.

I would get so pissed that I would throw him off of me and go masturbate. I had a better time that way, anyway.

/le sighFixed.

Fixed.

Hehehe, thanks. :fluffle:

I am truly envious of people who can get satisfaction from masterbation...

Oh, for a second I thought you said 'heroin' list, and I was all confuddled and wondering if you were going to jump out of a corner and stick me with a needle.Erm, something along the lines of jumping into a corner and delivering a hot beef injection, perhaps, but i didn't mean to enthrall or anything along those lines. Yet, at least.

I am truly envious of people who can get satisfaction from masterbation...
I caught, again, this thing where this dude says to sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then masturbate with it. It won't feel like your own hand doing it, and it's kinda exploratory. Even more so if you sit on the hand in a special way.

Hehehe, thanks. :fluffle:
Of course. Please forgive my unforgivable absence.

That's not a needle...
... it's a haystack.

Well since I'm not having sex right now, all I can do is think about it.This reminds me of a little ditty from Steven Wright ...
... we were rolling around in the woods a lot, and I don't know how she did it, but ... Rachel got poison ivy on her brain. And the only way she could scratch it was to ... think about sandpaper.

No thanks. Exit only back there.

BTW - prostate checks get kinda mandatory at some point for many fellows.

Anal feels awesome. Awesomely awesome. Intensely wonderfully holy moly that's good wickedly wonderfully awesome. SIGS LIMITED TO EIGHT LINES!

*sobs*

Nah, like ''Who's your daddy, baby?'' and stuff like that.

Ugh... I don't get this "daddy" stuff. It just makes me think of incest and then I want to go throw up. Also, I never call her "baby." I hate the way that sounds.

I caught, again, this thing where this dude says to sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then masturbate with it. It won't feel like your own hand doing it, and it's kinda exploratory. Even more so if you sit on the hand in a special way.

It's called giving yourself a "stranger."

Ugh... I don't get this "daddy" stuff. It just makes me think of incest and then I want to go throw up.

Yeah, never got that either...


I have a friend who whenever shes getting spanked in bed calls the guy "daddy". That would creep me the fuck out.

Ugh... I don't get this "daddy" stuff. It just makes me think of incest and then I want to go throw up. Also, I never call her "baby." I hate the way that sounds.

I don't particularly mind "baby," but "daddy" and similar things are very much a no-go. I can think of very little that kills arousal faster than being made to think of my parents. :tongue:

Yeah, never got that either...


I have a friend who whenever shes getting spanked in bed calls the guy "daddy". That would creep me the fuck out.

Yeah... that would instantly wreck the mood for me.

Ok here's a question, not first date related but dating related.

I'm a very laid back person and usually let things go as they come and am not really fussed about a lot of things. Now I remember one relationship not getting off the ground really because I didn't really care what movie we watched or where we went to dinner (to an extent) but I was like "yeah, whatever, what do you feel like". Now I suppose my question to you all and I suppose more to women* but Do you think that guys should be more assertive and making decisions rather than letting other people decide all the time?

Now the reason I ask is because I just went through a discussion over a first date I just set up for tomorrow night and what we are going to do and where we are going to meet up. And I was very much "I'm not fussed, wherever you like" and it got me thinking about other times where I have been criticised for being like this.

Actually this is a blind date (probably why I have it in the first place) where we were told to speak to each other by a mutual friend. So what do you guys think about blind dates? Any good? Bad idea? Should lead to the bedroom later? Any other thoughts?

Nah, he's not even worth the effort. If, however, you ever happen by pure chance to run into a short, rather hairy Jewish guy from northern New Jersey who is not Jon Stewart, feel free to glare nastily at him on the off chance it's my ex. :p

Please don't confuse him with Jon Stewart, folks!

Jon Stewart is totally on my list of guys I'm not attracted to but would totally marry.

Actually this is a blind date (probably why I have it in the first place) where we were told to speak to each other by a mutual friend. So what do you guys think about blind dates? Any good? Bad idea? Should lead to the bedroom later? Any other thoughts?

Well, if she's blind I wouldn't take her to a movie, maybe a concert, and it will make what's in the popcorn bag a pain in the ass.


You HAD to know this was coming.

I love fucking in the shower...I can't swim so it's a bit problematic in larger bodies of water. I've done it in pools and hottubs, and in a lake...I like bathtub sex but it's a bit awkward. I'd fuck in the rain if it was still warm enough out.

You can't swim, like, at all?

I'm pretty confident I couldn't do it in deep water. It takes a lot of energy just to tread water, and I don't float (trust me, I've tried). Plus my ex-not-ex had three friends drown in the ocean, so I'm pretty sure he would not be down for it.

I am truly envious of people who can get satisfaction from masterbation...

If you can't make you happy, you can't expect anyone else to.

Too many women have trouble orgasming with their lovers because they don't know their own bodies.

If you can't make you happy, you can't expect anyone else to.

Too many women have trouble orgasming with their lovers because they don't know their own bodies.

Its not that I can't do it. Its that is is like turning on a faucet... it just runs, no pleasure in it. I'm cleaning out the system and that's pretty much it.

Maybe its because I don't set the mood? Maybe I should take myself out, go see a movie, hold my hand... watch a sunset and have a nice candle light dinner, than put on some Barry White and take it nice and slow?

I'm a very laid back person and usually let things go as they come and am not really fussed about a lot of things. Now I remember one relationship not getting off the ground really because I didn't really care what movie we watched or where we went to dinner (to an extent) but I was like "yeah, whatever, what do you feel like". Now I suppose my question to you all and I suppose more to women* but Do you think that guys should be more assertive and making decisions rather than letting other people decide all the time?

I don't think that's necessarily dating-related, I think it's just irritating in general. Sometimes you really don't care--whatever the other person wants is fine with you. But if your standard answer to such questions is "oh, I don't care, whatever you want", that's annoying. One, it forces the other person to think of everything, and two, it conveys the message that you have no real or definite interests, opinions or likes/dislikes. In other words, bland.

You can't swim, like, at all?

I'm pretty confident I couldn't do it in deep water. It takes a lot of energy just to tread water, and I don't float (trust me, I've tried). Plus my ex-not-ex had three friends drown in the ocean, so I'm pretty sure he would not be down for it.

The idea of not being able to swim at all is hella foreign to me. I've known how to swim basically since like age three. My parents thought it was important that I learn, my dad explained that he thought it would be ironic in a really stupid way if I was born on and lived on an island but didn't know how to swim.

I'm not a great swimmer though, so I doubt I could do it in deep water. I'd definitely have to be able to stand on the bottom.

Its not that I can't do it. Its that is is like turning on a faucet... it just runs, no pleasure in it. I'm cleaning out the system and that's pretty much it.

Maybe its because I don't set the mood? Maybe I should take myself out, go see a movie, hold my hand... watch a sunset and have a nice candle light dinner, than put on some Barry White and take it nice and slow?

Heh, maybe. I don't know, I usually watch or read a little porn beforehand, fantasize about my boy/ex girlfriend (she was really hot)/random people, and then at some point a song that has nothing to do with anything will come into my head and go round and round and round until it's over. Sometimes this actually makes me laugh when the song is really stupid or inappropriate to the situation. My brain is strange.

Maybe its because I don't set the mood? Maybe I should take myself out, go see a movie, hold my hand... watch a sunset and have a nice candle light dinner, than put on some Barry White and take it nice and slow?

This made me lol, seriously. I think it's the bit about putting on some Barry White.

The idea of not being able to swim at all is hella foreign to me.

Secret random confession: use of the word "hella" is kind of sexy. Especially on the internet. Don't even ask.

Heh, maybe. I don't know, I usually watch or read a little porn beforehand, fantasize about my boy/ex girlfriend (she was really hot)/random people, and then at some point a song that has nothing to do with anything will come into my head and go round and round and round until it's over. Sometimes this actually makes me laugh when the song is really stupid or inappropriate to the situation. My brain is strange.

To be totally serious, its the lack of chemistry. I can look at porn or picture something in my head all day but its not enough to make me want to perform, I need a partner who's willing to errmm.. dance. Somebody else has to be having an orgasm too.

This made me lol, seriously. I think it's the bit about putting on some Barry White.

Thats what I was trying for :p

If nobody got a mental image of me singing "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe" to my hand, then I have failed in my mission.

I support top free laws for women as long as the women are hot.
Just like i support gay marriage as long as both chicks are hot, and i get the right of jus primae noctis with both parties.

I support top free laws for women as long as the women are hot.
Just like i support gay marriage as long as both chicks are hot, and i get the right of jus primae noctis with both parties.

Wrong thread, Rembrandt.

I just read the whole thread. Now I want my date.
Biggest lie EVER!

Secret random confession: use of the word "hella" is kind of sexy. Especially on the internet. Don't even ask.

Of course it's sexy. I use "hella" quite often. I'm proud of my Nor-Cal slang.

Heh, maybe. I don't know, I usually watch or read a little porn beforehand, fantasize about my boy/ex girlfriend (she was really hot)/random people, and then at some point a song that has nothing to do with anything will come into my head and go round and round and round until it's over. Sometimes this actually makes me laugh when the song is really stupid or inappropriate to the situation. My brain is strange.

Dude, that same damn thing happens to me. One time it was the ice cream truck song.

I just read the whole thread. Now I want my date.
Biggest lie EVER!

Her name is Rosie Palmer. She likes to bring her friends...

Dude, that same damn thing happens to me. One time it was the ice cream truck song.

Yakety Sax!

Yakety Sax!

"Do your Ears Hang Low?" actually, lol. It's a very odd song to have stuck in one's head while masturbating.

And you are not the least siggable person on nationstates. That title belongs to me.

"Do your Ears Hang Low?" actually.

No no.. it was another inappropriate song...

On an off note... I think i would have to buy ice cream from a truck that played Yakety Sax.

No no.. it was another inappropriate song...

On an off note... I think i would have to buy ice cream from a truck that played Yakety Sax.

Oh, lol. Yes. You would.

I never ven mentioned that word! :confused:You didn't have to. He did it for you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4XT-l-_3y0&feature=related)
Basically, I have been naked in a shower with a partner, but there was no insertion of tab A into slot B, just regular fooling around. Some people wouldn't call that sex, so whether I've had any in a shower would depend on what the meaning of "is" is.

Well, if she's blind I wouldn't take her to a movie, maybe a concert, and it will make what's in the popcorn bag a pain in the ass.


You HAD to know this was coming.

Yes I should have *groans*

Heh, maybe. I don't know, I usually watch or read a little porn beforehand, fantasize about my boy/ex girlfriend (she was really hot)/random people, and then at some point a song that has nothing to do with anything will come into my head and go round and round and round until it's over. Sometimes this actually makes me laugh when the song is really stupid or inappropriate to the situation. My brain is strange.

I never have had a song get stuck in my head while masturbating but I know no that next time I am I will get a song stuck in my head, either that or I will be thinking about how people get songs stuck in their head.

I don't think that's necessarily dating-related, I think it's just irritating in general. Sometimes you really don't care--whatever the other person wants is fine with you. But if your standard answer to such questions is "oh, I don't care, whatever you want", that's annoying. One, it forces the other person to think of everything, and two, it conveys the message that you have no real or definite interests, opinions or likes/dislikes. In other words, bland.

Well yeah true it does also cause graons from friends as well, but really if I don't really care because I enjoy all pizza toppings just get anything really. I never thought of it as a way of showing that I am bland though (I wouldn't say I am) but that is an interesting way of what people may think, I really should start making decisions more and being more forceful even if I really don't mind.

Ugh... I don't get this "daddy" stuff. It just makes me think of incest and then I want to go throw up. Also, I never call her "baby." I hate the way that sounds.

I don't mind being called "baby" or "baby girl". But I do destest men who, while fucking me, go on and growl "Who's your daddy" shyte. I have a father, can't stand him. I don't want to be reminded of him while getting my freak on.

/le groan

I think about the only thing I will say is "You taste nice..." :)

Of course it's sexy. I use "hella" quite often. I'm proud of my Nor-Cal slang.

Oooh, Calli-kun's smexy!:D

As someone who never imagined having sex on the first date, and then in fact did, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a good idea. Five stars for the sex, but no points for how quickly things disintegrated when we decided that was all we had in common.

As someone who never imagined having sex on the first date, and then in fact did, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a good idea. Five stars for the sex, but no points for how quickly things disintegrated when we decided that was all we had in common.

Always good to get to know each other first. :)

Always good to get to know each other first. :)

Agreed. What i wound up knowing about her, in order of discovery:

1.Cute, intellectual.
2.Horny.
3.Really enjoys oral sex.
4.Apparently sees ghosts everywhere.
5.Believes she is a druid and can control weather*.



*this was revealed to me some time after our brief relationship ended and I was musing to a friend about where she was these days.

Haha ... yeah ... I think everyone's had at least one weirdo at some point. I was once with a girl and she came literally every couple of minutes during half-hour sex sessions - and she had a mouth like a hoover. I could have married her, I swear ...

... were it not for the whole i-believe-I'm-a-witch-please-don't-talk-for-a-moment-I'm-performing-an-incantation-to-let-me-do-my-essays-faster thing.

It lasted about 2 weeks. Fun, though ...

With me it's a case of getting familar with each other before hopping into bed... that way we've learned what we each prefer to do to one another, and can plan ahead regarding the sex that will happen.

It pays off, I assure you. :)

With me it's a case of getting familar with each other before hopping into bed... that way we've learned what we each prefer to do to one another, and can plan ahead regarding the sex that will happen.

It pays off, I assure you. :)

That way of thinking oftentimes helps a lot. Relationships tend to last that way. Of course, when something's destined to be doomed, it will be no matter what one does. But it helps to plan ahead.

That way of thinking oftentimes helps a lot. Relationships tend to last that way. Of course, when something's destined to be doomed, it will be no matter what one does. But it helps to plan ahead.

I like to think positive. After all, if there's a chance it will succeed, it's worth it. :)

What's NSG's views on sexual punishment? And by that I mean, what do you think about being slapped/choked/pinched while being fucked?

I don't mind it a little rough ... no choking though, need to protect the few brain cells I've got left that haven't been killed off by the alcohol/nicotine etc etc ... :S

Scratching I don't mind, especially when it's done almost naturally (by that I mean not going out of your way to hurt, just getting the nails out once or twice during normal 'movements').

I've always said I'd try anything once though, and I've managed to stick by that ... then again, I never end up getting with v. adventurous girls ... ho hum.

Do you mind if I ask why not?
For the same reason I couldn't be in a relationship with someone with fundamentally different political/social beliefs than me. That sort of dissonance might be acceptable if we're just going to fuck (though it makes a person less attractive to me at the outset), but would not be something I could successfully navigate in order to maintain a lasting relationship.

I don't think I was aiming for hate fucks, though Neesi-chama. I meant angry, wild sex, the kind of sex you have and that it leaves you walking funny for a few days because your sex hurts so much from over the top, rough penetration. And I don't think this kind of sex need entail a fight beforehand for it to be angry.

Oh. Well what you're describing is how I almost always have sex. I don't make love, I engage in primal fucking. If I can't get that from someone, they stop being a person I have sex with.

What's NSG's views on sexual punishment? And by that I mean, what do you think about being slapped/choked/pinched while being fucked?

giving or receiving? :p

Oh. Well what you're describing is how I almost always have sex. I don't make love, I engage in primal fucking. If I can't get that from someone, they stop being a person I have sex with.

Sigg-a-licious!
Damn it and I have all my lines full!

Isn't primal fucking the best? I mean, I enjoy the cuddles and the gentle love-making once in a while, but most of the time I need to be fucked. Hard too.

Back on topic...

What things that people say and do immediatly destroy the mood for you?

Sharp objects do it for me, if they get involved I am suddenly not so turned on.

Homophobia, racism, or basically any kind of bigotry. Stupidity. Total turn off.

giving or receiving? :p

You know the answer to that, dear senpai.:tongue:

Quite happy with the punishment thing, but only if we've both agreed beforehand.

Ugh... I don't get this "daddy" stuff. It just makes me think of incest and then I want to go throw up. Also, I never call her "baby." I hate the way that sounds.

I didn't think I'd ever be into it either...and for the most part, that's not the power dynamic I like, but I have tried it out and it was actually pretty hot.

You know the answer to that, dear senpai.:tongue:

as for me, utterly against it, nobody bites, scratches, slaps, hits, or chokes me.

Ok here's a question, not first date related but dating related.

I'm a very laid back person and usually let things go as they come and am not really fussed about a lot of things. Now I remember one relationship not getting off the ground really because I didn't really care what movie we watched or where we went to dinner (to an extent) but I was like "yeah, whatever, what do you feel like". Now I suppose my question to you all and I suppose more to women* but Do you think that guys should be more assertive and making decisions rather than letting other people decide all the time?

Now the reason I ask is because I just went through a discussion over a first date I just set up for tomorrow night and what we are going to do and where we are going to meet up. And I was very much "I'm not fussed, wherever you like" and it got me thinking about other times where I have been criticised for being like this.

Actually this is a blind date (probably why I have it in the first place) where we were told to speak to each other by a mutual friend. So what do you guys think about blind dates? Any good? Bad idea? Should lead to the bedroom later? Any other thoughts?

Blind dates are awful. You shouldn't necessarily be more assertive, but you should have an opinion - people get frustrated when you seem not to care at all. So, for example, you can say, "I'd be happy to see any of these three movies" or "I kinda feel like Chinese food tonight - what about you?" but not so much, "Eh, whatever, I don't give a damn what we do."

Please don't confuse him with Jon Stewart, folks!

Jon Stewart is totally on my list of guys I'm not attracted to but would totally marry.

Yeah, I'm not prepared to risk anyone accidentally glaring at Jon Stewart. He's too awesome to be glared at. (And he's totally on my list of guys that, if they were fifteen years younger and unmarried, I would spend my life hanging outside their studios with a sign that said "MARRY ME PLEASE." That list is exactly two guys long, of course. :tongue: )

as for me, utterly against it, nobody bites, scratches, slaps, hits, or chokes me.

I wouldn't dare.:wink:

Well... she's asked me to slap her once before... I said if she really wants me to. :p

I can't work out for the life of me how pain can be a turn on.

I don't particularly mind "baby," but "daddy" and similar things are very much a no-go. I can think of very little that kills arousal faster than being made to think of my parents. :tongue:

Okay well for me it has absolutely nothing to do with incest or invoking my family, it's just a different Dom dynamic.

Ok here's a question, not first date related but dating related.

I'm a very laid back person and usually let things go as they come and am not really fussed about a lot of things. Now I remember one relationship not getting off the ground really because I didn't really care what movie we watched or where we went to dinner (to an extent) but I was like "yeah, whatever, what do you feel like". Now I suppose my question to you all and I suppose more to women* but Do you think that guys should be more assertive and making decisions rather than letting other people decide all the time?

Now the reason I ask is because I just went through a discussion over a first date I just set up for tomorrow night and what we are going to do and where we are going to meet up. And I was very much "I'm not fussed, wherever you like" and it got me thinking about other times where I have been criticised for being like this.

Actually this is a blind date (probably why I have it in the first place) where we were told to speak to each other by a mutual friend. So what do you guys think about blind dates? Any good? Bad idea? Should lead to the bedroom later? Any other thoughts?

I don't think anyone needs to behave in any set way. If you're not a person who wants to be making all the decisions, then so be it. If you're very much a take charge kind of person, all is good. The conflict comes in when your partner doesn't 'match', but that's the case in most ways as well. You either find ways to compromise (if you're both wishy wash, or both wanna be the boss), or you just let things be as they are (one assertive, one wishy washy).

Blind dates, well I don't mind if someone wants to pimp me out, and it can end up with sex, but I don't go into it with any major expectations.

I can't work out for the life of me how pain can be a turn on.

It isn't about inflicting major pain. It's just about spicing things up. I have sub tendencies, I like to be bossed around in bed. That's the only way in which I ever let my guard down.

Okay well for me it has absolutely nothing to do with incest or invoking my family, it's just a different Dom dynamic.

I get that. It's just that, y'know, I called my father "daddy" for the first 8 or 9 years of my life or so, and so when I think "daddy," that is who I think of. Ergo, not sexy at ALL. I probably wouldn't have nearly as strong an "ew" response if I was being asked, "Who's your papa?" or something. :tongue:

I get that. It's just that, y'know, I called my father "daddy" for the first 8 or 9 years of my life or so, and so when I think "daddy," that is who I think of. Ergo, not sexy at ALL. I probably wouldn't have nearly as strong an "ew" response if I was being asked, "Who's your papa?" or something. :tongue:

Ou est ton pere? *nods*

I can't work out for the life of me how pain can be a turn on.

Pain releases endorphins, and sex releases endorphins.

That's one of the happy hormones in your brain ... see the link?

You can't swim, like, at all?

I can tread water a bit, swim very clumsily, but no, I can't really swim.

What's NSG's views on sexual punishment? And by that I mean, what do you think about being slapped/choked/pinched while being fucked?
Well I don't consider that 'punishment', I just consider that a part of my regular sexing. Punishment is not something I seek out.


Isn't primal fucking the best? I mean, I enjoy the cuddles and the gentle love-making once in a while, but most of the time I need to be fucked. Hard too. Agreed, gentle cuddling is the once-in-a-while, and hard fucking is what I prefer. It's nice to find a partner who has such stamina and energy :D

It isn't about inflicting major pain. It's just about spicing things up.

I still don't understand how slapping, spanking etc can be arousing. Pain = bad.

Ou est ton pere? *nods*

Haha, nicely worked around. You cunninglinguist ... :p

I can't work out for the life of me how pain can be a turn on.

Pain releases endorphins. You know how it hurts so good after you've really exerted yourself? Yeah, it's like that. It's also, for me, about the power dynamic. But yeah, I just like pain. Can't really cum without it.

Agreed, gentle cuddling is the once-in-a-while, and hard fucking is what I prefer. It's nice to find a partner who has such stamina and energy :D

Indeed it is. Guys that are too clingy spook me. I need them to be rough when rough is needed. Sex is one of those situations.

I still don't understand how slapping, spanking etc can be arousing. Pain = bad.

well, the whole thing is, you don't have to understand it. Don't like it, don't do it.