NationStates Jolt Archive

Damn you people for taking all the easy comments. Now I have to actually think of something. :p

It's not the only thing we take :wink::p

It's not the only thing we take :wink::pRight. ;)
But, again, I still have nothin'. :p

Right. ;)
But, again, I still have nothin'. :p

I'm sure your stores of something will recharge soon enough...

I'm sure your stores of something will recharge soon enough...While I'm old enough to have had some sexual adventure, I find that my life has led me on a rather...barren path.
I suppose I'll just contribute the odd idea* here or there. :p

*Courtesy of my own insa-*cough* imagination.

While I'm old enough to have had some sexual adventure, I find that my life has led me on a rather...barren path.
I suppose I'll just contribute the odd idea* here or there. :p

*Courtesy of my own insa-*cough* imagination.

Oh certainly. One's imagination is the most powerful sexual tool one has. I mean, how else do you know what to do at the crucial moment?

Oh certainly. One's imagination is the most powerful sexual tool one has.Isn't that how most of the things discussed in this thread came to be? They needed an imaginative person to "exist". ;)

I mean, how else do you know what to do at the crucial moment?I'll get back to you on that, when I become a great intellectual thinker. :p

So... more kinky stuff.

Analingus. Would you give? Would you receive? Would you bring it up? Would you be worried about the health concerns of such activity?

Beso Negro baby. I have no more problem licking someone's ass than I do licking their genitals. I like receiving, but generally only as a precursor to some anal sex...doesn't do much for me beyond that.

I would luuurve to eat some sliced peaches off her and out of her. That would be so hawt. The whole food thing...takes too much preparation in my mind, but if someone were to set up a situation where I could eat slices of peach off of, and out of a naked woman...I'd go for it. Sushi too. Ayup. That would be great.

this one time at raspberry jam camp...lol :D

Champagne. That reminds me, here's a trick. Get a bottle of shampagne, share a little bit with each other, and then, leaving the top open, insert it. As the champagne goes inside her, a lot of the bubbles start fizzing, and from what I've seen, can be very pleasurable. It also makes the chamapgne taste better :tongue:

I am all for drinking alcohol off of or out of someone...but you need to be careful. ESPECIALLY if you are ever planning on putting alcohol into someone's ass. It gets absorbed very quickly, and can in fact intoxify you...to a dangerous level if you use too much.

Just something to keep in mind. I don't think I'd put much hard liquor inside me...no more than I would take orally, to be on the safe side.

speaking of fire.... ;) Candle wax fun is a great first fuck on the kinky side activity.

round it out with some oral sex and nipple sucking as you hold a piece of ice in your mouth.

great sensations and not overly kinky but letting them know that you aren't boring in teh sack and have grander ideas.

Oooh, candle wax scares the living fuck out of me. It hurts soooo sooo bad for that split second before it cools. An excellent way to torture someone...never knowing when the next drop is going to fall.

I really like putting an ice-cube, or even cold water in my mouth and giving oral. Best done when you've already got your partner warmed up. Fizzy drinks work nicely too.

This reminds me soooo much of Tentacle Hentai. :eek: GoG says he'd get tentacles attached if it became possible. I'd be eternally grateful :D

Dont know if this was brought up, but what about money shots/cuming on a girls face/having the guy come on your face?

I know some girls find it...offensive? While others find it really hot.
It's better if it really turns your partner on to do it...I like it, it's fine, but unless my partner REALLY enjoys it, there are other places I like to be cummed on (tits, ass, belly, on my pussy etc). I don't think it's offensive unless of course it's done without permission or knowing that the person hates it.

Okay here is the review I wrote for the new swingers club we went to:


*snip*
omg I can't wait to go! I bought this awesome plaid school girl dress, I've got a new collar, and some wrist restraints with handy dandy O-rings (the collar has an O-ring too, and I'll bring the leash with me). Woohooo!



To me, someone having anal on the first date is just ridiculous.

I think not having hardcore double-penetration anal sex before the first date is ridiculous :P

So do tell, Neesika. What'd you get up to? Anything beyond most excellent fisting? Anything worth telling the horny hordes of NSG?

*dreaming about a first "date" with Neesika*
lol...well I like a little anal after a busy day smashing the state!
Hey! You're holding out on us! Fisting is only half the story, didn't you run away with loud exclamations about pegging to come?
I did! But I thought it was too soon:) These things take time.

This time during fisting he actually managed to really fist me. Like, not just get his fist in there, but actively fuck me with it. That was hard-fucking-core. I am hard-fucking-sore. It was greeeeeaaaaat!

I've never had such awesome sex before...this blows all other sex right out of the water. Stale cookies compared to cheesecake. :hail: Other sex is good, but this is divine.

I think not having hardcore double-penetration anal sex before the first date is ridiculous :PAnd I think you totally blew that out of proportion on purpose. ;)

...Right, don't listen to me. Continue, by all means. :)

My avatar is not cool, but it's still funny, somehow.Fixed. :D

So do tell, Neesika. What'd you get up to? Anything beyond most excellent fisting? Anything worth telling the horny hordes of NSG?

Just our usual. Handjob in the car on the way from the airport, head in the elevator, rough anal sex which culminated with him ripping the headboard off the wall in the hotel room...we ogled women's asses together, talked about the sex we have with other people, and fucked so much that it was nearly physically impossible to do it anymore without great pain. I say nearly, because we freaking did it some more anyway.

We didn't get caught having sex this time, that was a bit of a bonus. Plus it's a little cold for outdoors sex.

Fixed. :D

Haha, g call.

Just our usual. Handjob in the car on the way from the airport, head in the elevator, rough anal sex which culminated with him ripping the headboard off the wall in the hotel room...we ogled women's asses together, talked about the sex we have with other people, and fucked so much that it was nearly physically impossible to do it anymore without great pain. I say nearly, because we freaking did it some more anyway.

We didn't get caught having sex this time, that was a bit of a bonus. Plus it's a little cold for outdoors sex.

Handjob in the car is dangerous... head in the elevator is awesome. Sexed so much it hurts is also awesome.

You two are such excellent role models.

You two are such excellent role models.I'm taking notes, and I already feel inspired :wink:

Handjob in the car is dangerous... head in the elevator is awesome. Sexed so much it hurts is also awesome.

You two are such excellent role models.

Oh, sorry, it was in the taxi, not dangerous:)

I'm taking notes, and I already feel inspired :wink:

I think they should have their own infomercial.

Oh, sorry, it was in the taxi, not dangerous:)

Kinky. Good job not getting caught though. Actually, how did you manage that? Don't your taxi drivers always talk to you and stuff?

I think they should have their own infomercial.I endorse this statement.

Handjob in the car is dangerous... head in the elevator is awesome. Sexed so much it hurts is also awesome.

You two are such excellent role models.

Indeed... I wish I could get head in an elevator... my ladyfriend isn't too keen on public places though. And we'd definitely get caught, I tend to be rather slow.

Kinky. Good job not getting caught though. Actually, how did you manage that? Don't your taxi drivers always talk to you and stuff?

Ha AND we also had a friend sitting right beside us who didn't notice. I had a bag on my lap, and he had a bag sort of propped up against it so you couldn't see, and I just gave him a handjob as best I could while making idle conversation with our friend. It was tough to concentrate on speaking :D Also it was night so harder to see what we were up to.

Indeed... I wish I could get head in an elevator... my ladyfriend isn't too keen on public places though. And we'd definitely get caught, I tend to be rather slow.

You don't get to finish in public places, generally. It's more to get you all hot and bothered. And we've been caught twice now...luckily no one needed the elevator between floors 2 - 15. Although I have no doubt there was a camera in the lift, and we're probably on tape :P

Ha AND we also had a friend sitting right beside us who didn't notice. I had a bag on my lap, and he had a bag sort of propped up against it so you couldn't see, and I just gave him a handjob as best I could while making idle conversation with our friend. It was tough to concentrate on speaking :D Also it was night so harder to see what we were up to.

You're fucking ballsy.

I mean that in a good way of course.

You don't get to finish in public places, generally. It's more to get you all hot and bothered. And we've been caught twice now...luckily no one needed the elevator between floors 2 - 15. Although I have no doubt there was a camera in the lift, and we're probably on tape :P

Oh I see. So you sort of torture yourself/your partner by delaying relief until later. That can be good.

I imagine that if anyone was watching the camera or the security tape, it would be pretty entertaining.

Oh I see. So you sort of torture yourself/your partner by delaying relief until later. That can be good.

I imagine that if anyone was watching the camera or the security tape, it would be pretty entertaining.

Actually, that reminds me... Neesika, where was this elevator? I need to go there to, umm... talk to the security staff :p

Prude. :(

IM's count as a more private venue for most cases as far as I'm concerned. Not being a prude, just don't want to tell the whole world what goes on in my deviant mind.

IM's count as a more private venue for most cases as far as I'm concerned. Not being a prude, just don't want to tell the whole world what goes on in my deviant mind.

But all the cool kids are doing it!

But all the cool kids are doing it!

When did I ever claim to be a cool kid?

When did I ever claim to be a cool kid?

Just the other day.


(I may or may not be making that up.)

I'd also just like to point out that, under standard Jolt settings of 15 posts per page, we are on page 69. Yes. 69.

That is all.

I'd also just like to point out that, under standard Jolt settings of 15 posts per page, we are on page 69. Yes. 69.

That is all.No songs! :eek:

I'd also just like to point out that, under standard Jolt settings of 15 posts per page, we are on page 69. Yes. 69.

That is all.

69 can be very fun. Of course, if your partner is doing well, it can be difficult to keep concentration on doing well yourself.

69 can be very fun. Of course, if your partner is doing well, it can be difficult to keep concentration on doing well yourself.

Have to admit, only tried it twice. It was much easier to be on the bottom as a male, for fear of choking her. The whole dip-stick thing scared me a little.

No songs! :eek:

Should there be songs?

69 can be very fun. Of course, if your partner is doing well, it can be difficult to keep concentration on doing well yourself.

I don't do 69, I suffer from PTSD because of 69...

I don't do 69, I suffer from PTSD because of 69...

Dare I ask what PTSD is?

Should there be songs?My mind has been soiled by that song since forever. :(
I can PM it to you, if you like. Not posting it here, it's almost certainly against the TOS.

Dare I ask what PTSD is?

My assumption is Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Described in WWI as "shell-shock"

Dare I ask what PTSD is?

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

My assumption is Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Described in WWI as "shell-shock"

And, given the position as the subject matter, the cause of the shell-shock might not be suitable for family listening. Or weak stomachs.

I don't do 69, I suffer from PTSD because of 69...

Did something bad/painful happen during 69?

Did something bad/painful happen during 69?

I almost got an involuntary sex change.

I almost got an involuntary sex change.

Ouch. How the hell did that happen?

Edit: That sounds incredibly painful.

Ouch. How the hell did that happen?

Would I be right in guessing teeth were involved? *winces*

Oooh, candle wax scares the living fuck out of me. It hurts soooo sooo bad for that split second before it cools. An excellent way to torture someone...never knowing when the next drop is going to fall.

I love candle wax, haha.


I think not having hardcore double-penetration anal sex before the first date is ridiculous :P

I love kinky sex, but I just can't understand how anyone could feel comfortable with someone they've only gone out with once. To me, sex -especially out of the ordinary sex- is only really good if you know the person, you know their body, what they like, how they like it...

Kinky. Good job not getting caught though. Actually, how did you manage that? Don't your taxi drivers always talk to you and stuff?

In my experience, they just shut up and drive.

Isn't Straughn still your pimp?
He's MIA.
*and*
What about flavourings ... eclairs, pudding cups, the like, to help?

Yes, Straughny's still my pimp and residence. And since he's MIA, I better tell them to negotiate with you. :p

Yes, Straughny's still my pimp ...

So, is he making much?

So, is he making much?

Well, I provide a safe working enviroment. :D

So, is he making much?

Nah. We're still preparing my launch into whorehood. *nod*

So, is he making much?

Demand is high, supply is low.

Demand is high, supply is low.

Supply is low? No way!

Supply is low? No way!

Yes way. Unless they have begun cloning her, there is only one Nanatsu.

Supply is low? No way!

It is. I'm the only one supplying the demand. Want to join? TB offers amazing health plan benefits. :tongue:

Yes way. Unless they have begun cloning her, there is only one Nanatsu.

There is, and only will ever be one Neko-Chan. And it's better that way. :)

Have to admit, only tried it twice. It was much easier to be on the bottom as a male, for fear of choking her. The whole dip-stick thing scared me a little.

I'm a really big fan of the guy being on top when 69ing, but I like to push it, and choking turns me on.

I love kinky sex, but I just can't understand how anyone could feel comfortable with someone they've only gone out with once. To me, sex -especially out of the ordinary sex- is only really good if you know the person, you know their body, what they like, how they like it...

Part of the reason for my OP was to guage how 'out of the ordinary' anal sex still is. From the majority of responses here I'd say most people still consider it pretty kinky, and therefore not something they'd do regularly.

Random hook ups are freaking hot, IMO. The sex might not be that great right off the bat, but sex is sort of one of those 'learn on the job' activities. If someone turns out to be a good lover, then I might fuck them again...but only if they actually have a personality. Then the sex gets better in the technical sense.

I suppose my position is that I don't reserve sex for people I love.

choking turns me on.

*notes*

*notes*

Like you didn't already know that :P

Ouch. How the hell did that happen?

Edit: That sounds incredibly painful.

callis... there's a reason why it's also called 'eating each other'. ;)

That's as inaccurate as taking 'blowjob' literally.

So, stemming from another conversation...

The 'traditional' model has been that a guy buys a girl dinner and a movie, and then hopes for sexual 'repayment'.

So if you get the sex first, are you somewhat obligated to 'repay' with dinner and a movie (or appropriate substitute)?

How do you show appreciation for the good loving which thou hast received?

So if you get the sex first, are you somewhat obligated to 'repay' with dinner and a movie (or appropriate substitute)?

Sure. It is called "the second date".

So, stemming from another conversation...

The 'traditional' model has been that a guy buys a girl dinner and a movie, and then hopes for sexual 'repayment'.

So if you get the sex first, are you somewhat obligated to 'repay' with dinner and a movie (or appropriate substitute)?

How do you show appreciation for the good loving which thou hast received?

Any girl who get's my loving is going to be owing me dinner. :)

omg I can't wait to go! I bought this awesome plaid school girl dress, I've got a new collar, and some wrist restraints with handy dandy O-rings (the collar has an O-ring too, and I'll bring the leash with me). Woohooo!



Oh Hawt! I can't wait to see it. You are going to love Power Exchange and those handy dandy O-rings will be coming in handy. :fluffle:

Any girl who get's my loving is going to be owing me dinner. :)

Brat.

I suppose the assumption here is that one is the 'giver' of sex, and one is the 'givee' when it's really more of a joint effort. Therefore, if the sex is good, it's not because one of you is good in bed, it's because you both are. In which case, maybe you should split the tab for a dinner after :D

That's as inaccurate as taking 'blowjob' literally.

either that or she sneezed... :tongue:

Brat.

I suppose the assumption here is that one is the 'giver' of sex, and one is the 'givee' when it's really more of a joint effort. Therefore, if the sex is good, it's not because one of you is good in bed, it's because you both are. In which case, maybe you should split the tab for a dinner after :D

Well, obviously.

On the other hand, sometimes one IS the 'giver' and the other the 'givee'... and gyros or a lamb curry isn't much too ask for the best oral you ever got, now, is it?

:D

This topic is doing amazingly well. :p
Keep it up, people!

It is. I'm the only one supplying the demand. Want to join? TB offers amazing health plan benefits. :tongue:

No, I'm good... Thanks though...

It is. I'm the only one supplying the demand. Want to join? TB offers amazing health plan benefits. :tongue:

I would rather the 'Employee Discount'. :tongue:

Brat.

I suppose the assumption here is that one is the 'giver' of sex, and one is the 'givee' when it's really more of a joint effort. Therefore, if the sex is good, it's not because one of you is good in bed, it's because you both are. In which case, maybe you should split the tab for a dinner after :D

The best "payment" for good sex, is good sex right back.

The best "payment" for good sex, is good sex right back.

Even concurrently.

So, stemming from another conversation...

The 'traditional' model has been that a guy buys a girl dinner and a movie, and then hopes for sexual 'repayment'.

So if you get the sex first, are you somewhat obligated to 'repay' with dinner and a movie (or appropriate substitute)?

How do you show appreciation for the good loving which thou hast received?

Presumably by giving them... more good loving?

As to the traditional view... my opinion is that whoever did the asking should pay for dinner/movie/concert tickets/whatever. This is because they are in a way, the host and the other person the guest. So if a man asks a woman out, he pays the bill. If the woman is the one doing the asking, she pays the bill. It's like inviting someone over for dinner, to me. Usually the host provides the food if they made the invitation. Going dutch can be seen as sort of like a potluck. That's at least how I see things.

Oh, another topic that another poster and I discussed on IM, is cuddling. Who likes cuddling? Who doesn't? Why is it so commonly believed that guys don't like cuddling?

I personally love cuddling. Especially naked, during the happy afterglow time.

I would rather the 'Employee Discount'. :tongue:'Free' sounds good. :p

Well, obviously.

On the other hand, sometimes one IS the 'giver' and the other the 'givee'... and gyros or a lamb curry isn't much too ask for the best oral you ever got, now, is it?

:D

I'm bloody owed some meals then.

Oh, another topic that another poster and I discussed on IM, is cuddling. Who likes cuddling? Who doesn't? Why is it so commonly believed that guys don't like cuddling?

I personally love cuddling. Especially naked, during the happy afterglow time.
Cuddling. I love cuddling, but it's something I mostly reserve for people I love. With people I love, I can cuddle to eternity...you may in fact have to pry me off with a crowbar I get so bloody affectionate.

Cuddling. I love cuddling, but it's something I mostly reserve for people I love. With people I love, I can cuddle to eternity...you may in fact have to pry me off with a crowbar I get so bloody affectionate.Who in their right mind would want to? :)

Cuddling. I love cuddling, but it's something I mostly reserve for people I love. With people I love, I can cuddle to eternity...you may in fact have to pry me off with a crowbar I get so bloody affectionate.


Awwwww

The best "payment" for good sex, is good sex right back.

Or, you know, cash

Oh, another topic that another poster and I discussed on IM, is cuddling. Who likes cuddling? Who doesn't? Why is it so commonly believed that guys don't like cuddling?


Heh, you can go ahead and say SaintB likes cuddling...


I LOVE cuddling, I will take cuddling in place of sex a lot of times.

Naked afterglow cuddling, before sex cuddling, I haven't cuddled in 20 minutes cuddling.. I think you get the picture. Its like chocolate there is never enough of it.

Damn you people for taking all the easy comments. Now I have to actually think of something. :p...catch my blog and you'll have the advantage next time.

...catch my blog and you'll have the advantage next time.Right, I would need a link for that.
And I'm not even sure if you have one or not. :p

Just our usual. Handjob in the car on the way from the airport, head in the elevator, rough anal sex which culminated with him ripping the headboard off the wall in the hotel room...we ogled women's asses together, talked about the sex we have with other people, and fucked so much that it was nearly physically impossible to do it anymore without great pain. I say nearly, because we freaking did it some more anyway.

We didn't get caught having sex this time, that was a bit of a bonus. Plus it's a little cold for outdoors sex.
Ayup, you just made my heroine list.
:hail:

Right, I would need a link for that.
*glances at postcount sheepishly*

Ouch. How the hell did that happen?

Edit: That sounds incredibly painful.Oh there's such a great little ditty i'll get to some other time about this.

Or, you know, cash

But cash isn't as fulfilling. It's either dry, thin and papery or just cold and hard, rather than soft, warm, sweaty and breathing heavily.

So, is he making much?There may be apprenticeships available for negotiation. :)

Yes, Straughny's still my pimp and residence. And since he's MIA, I better tell them to negotiate with you. :pFair enough. I already dress the part, and believe you me, i look a damned sight more fetching in feathers.

Heh, you can go ahead and say SaintB likes cuddling...


I LOVE cuddling, I will take cuddling in place of sex a lot of times.

Naked afterglow cuddling, before sex cuddling, I haven't cuddled in 20 minutes cuddling.. I think you get the picture. Its like chocolate there is never enough of it.
Better to be safe, in my experience, even though I was pretty sure that you didn't care if others knew you liked cuddling, lol.

Nah. We're still preparing my launch into whorehood. *nod*LOTS and LOTS of preparing!
LOTS!

*glances at postcount sheepishly*Exactly. I haven't been around that long. So...link?

Supply is low? No way!As i'd said, apprenticeships can be negotiated.
And, oh yes, i'm certainly discriminating.

Exactly. I haven't been around that long. So...link?
Erm, i'm nudging in your general direction.
<=======

Demand is high, supply is low.That reminds me ... gotta get a new bat.

It is. I'm the only one supplying the demand. Want to join? TB offers amazing health plan benefits. :tongue:Damn right. Reiki massage and all. A lot of ... temperature monitoring.
Balms and moisturizing.
Grooming, toning, stretching, and ... exercise.

Erm, i'm nudging in your general direction.
<=======Oh, shit. Right. Now I feel stupid. :p

I suppose my position is that I don't reserve sex for people I love.Again with that heroine talk.

Oh, shit. Right. Now I feel stupid. :pNo biggie. I've a few chapters like that.

No biggie. I've a few chapters like that.*eyes left* Yeah, I can tell. ;)
I'm sure I'll catch up to you rather quickly. 'Foolish youth' and all that mess. Oh, and I can't forget the 'jump before you think' part! :)

No, I'm good... Thanks though...Well, we haven't gotten to the begging part just yet ....
.....yet.

I would rather the 'Employee Discount'. :tongue:A couple more anecdotes and you're there.

Well there has been a lot of talk about sex in this thread.

But we have all missed the big question when one a first date.

When on your first date with someone and you have pizza, do you use your hands or do you use a knife and fork?

How could you forget about this important piece of information on first date etiquette?

Would I be right in guessing teeth were involved? *winces*

Or even braces.

Well there has been a lot of talk about sex in this thread.

But we have all missed the big question when one a first date.

When on your first date with someone and you have pizza, do you use your hands or do you use a knife and fork?

How could you forget about this important piece of information on first date etiquette?

Hands. :tongue:

Fair enough. I already dress the part, and believe you me, i look a damned sight more fetching in feathers.

Haha, well I look kind of whorish in the Brisbane NSG meet up photos.

And for everyone's information, I so did not skull that jug. Lapse just wanted the photo.

Hands. :tongue:

I prefer to use the knife and fork. But then do I come across as being snobby? If I use the hands then do I come across as a grot?

And for everyone's information, I so did not skull that jug. Lapse just wanted the photo.

Suuuurrrrreee :wink:

I prefer to use the knife and fork. But then do I come across as being snobby? If I use the hands then do I come across as a grot?

It's not snobby, it's just a bit uncomfortable and akward.
Maybe just don't order pizza? Back in the days of dating, I used to not order spagetti so I wouldn't get it on my clothes.

Suuuurrrrreee :wink:

I didn't! I swear!

Well there has been a lot of talk about sex in this thread.

But we have all missed the big question when one a first date.

When on your first date with someone and you have pizza, do you use your hands or do you use a knife and fork?

How could you forget about this important piece of information on first date etiquette?

Hands DUH! Anyone who eats pizza with a knife and fork is either insane or well... insane!

It's not snobby, it's just a bit uncomfortable and akward.
Maybe just don't order pizza? Back in the days of dating, I used to not order spagetti so I wouldn't get it on my clothes.

Uncomfortable? Really how is that? But yes good idea not to order spaghetti.

I didn't! I swear!

:D Ok I believe you.

Uncomfortable? Really how is that?.

Pizza is a nice fun food, and especially if one person eats with their hands, you can feel kind of...like you're stuffing yourself or being slobby. I don't know. I'm a nut case about food, but I feel uncomfortable when someone eats pizza with a fork...

For me, it was weird. The last girl I dated, we went from first kiss to hand job in about 30 minutes.

Maybe just don't order pizza? Back in the days of dating, I used to not order spagetti so I wouldn't get it on my clothes.


But that just gives further incentive to take them off :D.

For me, it was weird. The last girl I dated, we went from first kiss to hand job in about 30 minutes.



I'm thinking of an abbreviation...
Starts with an L. Ends with an L. There's an O in the middle.

I'm thinking of an abbreviation...
Starts with an L. Ends with an L. There's an O in the middle.

Nicely put...

Funny but true.

She was a freak.

Nicely put...

;)

Funny but true.

She was a freak.

How does that make her a freak...?

For me, it was weird. The last girl I dated, we went from first kiss to hand job in about 30 minutes.

Entirely possible, with the right chemistry. And by that I mean usually ETOH.

Hands DUH! Anyone who eats pizza with a knife and fork is either insane or well... insane!

Well I must be insane. But the reason I have done it before was to seem more refined rather than some grot who sits there and eats pizza with his hands. Though once the relationship has developed more than eating with your hands would be what you do, unless out in the public and the atmosphere you are eating in.

Pizza is a nice fun food, and especially if one person eats with their hands, you can feel kind of...like you're stuffing yourself or being slobby. I don't know. I'm a nut case about food, but I feel uncomfortable when someone eats pizza with a fork...

Ahh ok fair enough, you feel uncomfortable I should stop my selfish thinking, that might be why I am single atm :p

When at home or amongst friends I would eat with my hands, but if the company is different than it depends on who they are, and when on a first date it at least to me a bit umm...knife and fork...or...hands.

Well I must be insane. But the reason I have done it before was to seem more refined rather than some grot who sits there and eats pizza with his hands. Though once the relationship has developed more than eating with your hands would be what you do, unless out in the public and the atmosphere you are eating in.

If you do it to impress a woman I guess maybe its different... but me, I don't set out to act any differently than usual. I want them to know what kind of person I am, not lie to get in their pants.


P.S. I am not saying that you lie to get in their pants...

Ahh ok fair enough, you feel uncomfortable I should stop my selfish thinking, that might be why I am single atm :p

When at home or amongst friends I would eat with my hands, but if the company is different than it depends on who they are, and when on a first date it at least to me a bit umm...knife and fork...or...hands.

Haha, no everyone's different. I imagine some women would find a man eating pizza with his hands uncomfortable. Women are complicated, remember that.

If it's a really expensive italian restaurant, sometimes I'll eat it with a fork, or if it's soggy - gluten free pizza is always soggy :( - you kind of have to eat it with a fork.

If you do it to impress a woman I guess maybe its different... but me, I don't set out to act any differently than usual. I want them to know what kind of person I am, not lie to get in their pants.


P.S. I am not saying that you lie to get in their pants...

Yeah, I get what you are saying. I don't know if we were at a Pizza Hut (though why would you go there for a first date unless you are 14) then by all means, if you are at a half decent restaurant then maybe not. The same way you may eat chips with your hands at Maccas but if at a restaurant and they serve you chips then you may use a fork to get them into your mouth. Oh well maybe I'm the only one who thinks these things, maybe I worry to much.

Yeah, I get what you are saying. I don't know if we were at a Pizza Hut (though why would you go there for a first date unless you are 14) then by all means, if you are at a half decent restaurant then maybe not. The same way you may eat chips with your hands at Maccas but if at a restaurant and they serve you chips then you may use a fork to get them into your mouth. Oh well maybe I'm the only one who thinks these things, maybe I worry to much.

There are no really nice places around here... Pizza Hut is actually one of the better places to go on a date around here lol.

Haha, no everyone's different. I imagine some women would find a man eating pizza with his hands uncomfortable. Women are complicated, remember that.

Haha, yes I will. Never bother trying to figure them out, you will only drive yourself insane :)

If it's a really expensive italian restaurant, sometimes I'll eat it with a fork, or if it's soggy - gluten free pizza is always soggy :( - you kind of have to eat it with a fork.

Yeah I'm not always a big fan of soggy pizza or when they overload on the sauce and all the topping slides off.

Haha, yes I will. Never bother trying to figure them out, you will only drive yourself insane :)



Yeah I'm not always a big fan of soggy pizza or when they overload on the sauce and all the topping slides off.

I sent pizza back twice the other day and ended up with salad instead. They shouldn't offer gluten free if they can't do it right...

For me, it was weird. The last girl I dated, we went from first kiss to hand job in about 30 minutes.

Wow...

There are no really nice places around here... Pizza Hut is actually one of the better places to go on a date around here lol.

I am lucky, in my hometown there are lots of places that are affordable but kinda nice.

I am lucky, in my hometown there are lots of places that are affordable but kinda nice.

Well I'm not... there are over 60 restaurants but we don't get any fancier than Red Lobster and Applebee's its kind of pathetic. most of the so called restaurants are just actually bar/grills.

Well I'm not... there are over 60 restaurants but we don't get any fancier than Red Lobster and Applebee's its kind of pathetic. most of the so called restaurants are just actually bar/grills.

That's a shame.

Cook her a nice meal at home, impress her a bit so you can get inside her pants. :p

That's a shame.

Cook her a nice meal at home, impress her a bit so you can get inside her pants. :p

I uhmm... errrmmm... live with my parents :$

I uhmm... errrmmm... live with my parents :$

But wait there is always her home...

I uhmm... errrmmm... live with my parents :$

Oh, that is always a problem

But wait there is always her home...

Problem occurs, solution found. But then if at her place, she should be doing the cooking like all women should :p

So where do you go then? At least tell me your town has a movie cinema.

And I guess when you get around to what this thread has mainly been about it's always her place then.

Problem occurs, solution found. But then if at her place, she should be doing the cooking like all women should :p

So where do you go then? At least tell me your town has a movie cinema.

And I guess when you get around to what this thread has mainly been about it's always her place then.

I got a movie theater, a great big 13 cinema one actually...


And I prefer to do the cooking, I enjoy it. Sometimes it seems like nothing impresses a woman more than a guy who can cook.

I got a movie theater, a great big 13 cinema one actually...

Well at least your town has something not all is lost.

And I prefer to do the cooking, I enjoy it. Sometimes it seems like nothing impresses a woman more than a guy who can cook.

Well that's why I suggested it, friend.

Well that's why I suggested it, friend.

I lived in a co-ed apartment style dorm in college. I would always have women in my room learning how to cook, some even took notes. If I were the kind of guy for it I could have had endless amounts of play more than likely.

I unfortunately have little skill cooking.

There are a few things I can do well, but they're mostly easy "guy" foods.

I lived in a co-ed apartment style dorm in college. I would always have women in my room learning how to cook, some even took notes. If I were the kind of guy for it I could have had endless amounts of play more than likely.

I bet you would mate :wink:

How do you show appreciation for the good loving which thou hast received?
By giving good loving back? That's a no-brainer, really.

As to the traditional view... my opinion is that whoever did the asking should pay for dinner/movie/concert tickets/whatever.
Unless there are special circumstances,everyone should pay for their own expenses. If you are more familiar with each other and/or definitely planning in more dates, e.g. if you are in a relationship already, I often opt for the more convenient option of one person paying for one date and the other for the next, etc., or one paying for the tickets and one paying for the drinks, or something.


Oh, another topic that another poster and I discussed on IM, is cuddling. Who likes cuddling? Who doesn't? Why is it so commonly believed that guys don't like cuddling?

I personally love cuddling. Especially naked, during the happy afterglow time.

I loooooove cuddling. Cuddling is oh, oh, oh so good. Well, if I want sex, I want sex, and not hours of cuddling and/or foreplay, but except for those situations, I will want to cuddle. If I haven't gotten a decent cuddle in, say, 17 minutes, I will desperately need one.

I loooooove cuddling. Cuddling is oh, oh, oh so good. Well, if I want sex, I want sex, and not hours of cuddling and/or foreplay, but except for those situations, I will want to cuddle. If I haven't gotten a decent cuddle in, say, 17 minutes, I will desperately need one.

Ooh I like that deal, is there a contract involved? :D

Ooh I like that deal, is there a contract involved? :D

Actually, in my current relationship, there is, but that's just becausehis cuddling needs are much lower than mine and I had to make sure I have a way of citing entitlement whenever the need strikes.

Actually, in my current relationship, there is, but that's just becausehis cuddling needs are much lower than mine and I had to make sure I have a way of citing entitlement whenever the need strikes.

really? o.O

Sex is always about learning something new about the other person. If you approach sex in this manner, you come at it with an open mind and no expectations. Consequently, on the first date, you can honestly say that you can not expect what is going to happen. Nothing may happen, which tells you as much as sex would, or you could fulfill several of your wildest fantasies fifteen minutes after the date starts.

Honesty is important on the first date. Probably the most important thing. Yes, I am still discussing sex.

Ayup, you just made my heroine list.
:hail:

Oh, for a second I thought you said 'heroin' list, and I was all confuddled and wondering if you were going to jump out of a corner and stick me with a needle.

Well there has been a lot of talk about sex in this thread.

But we have all missed the big question when one a first date.

When on your first date with someone and you have pizza, do you use your hands or do you use a knife and fork?

How could you forget about this important piece of information on first date etiquette?
I eat with my hands as much as is possible, first date or no. I figure, there's no point pretending I'm elegant and refined since they'll soon discover it's a lie. And food just tastes better that way.

Entirely possible, with the right chemistry. And by that I mean usually ETOH.

Getting ugly people laid since some freaking time before Christ was born.

farting in front of your date.... first date or wait until there's a commitment?

farting in front of your date.... first date or wait until there's a commitment?

Pussy fart, yes. Ass fart, only if silent.

Pussy fart, yes. Ass fart, only if silent.

unless you think it will be a silent but deadly. if it burns before it exits, excuse yourself. if you do silently fart in their company and it stinks... blame your date and tell them whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Pussy fart, yes. Ass fart, only if silent.

Ugh. I freaking HATE pussy farts, queefs, whatever you want to call them. I mean...you can't help it if you were fucking in that face down, ass up position...but I always feel that twinge of embarrasment. No matter how comfortable I am with someone. But then I grab that embarrasment by the neck, head-butt it viciously, bite a chunk of its ear off like my name was Tyson and get back to fucking.

And silent ass farts are usually the deadly ones...is it just so you can deny doing it?

really? o.O

Yes.

Ugh. I freaking HATE pussy farts, queefs, whatever you want to call them.

Abso-fucking-lutely. The bane of my sexual existence. I know not to be ashamed, but I can't help it. And somehow I can't help having them no matter which position, either.

Hrmpf.

gash gas

Abso-fucking-lutely. The bane of my sexual existence. I know not to be ashamed, but I can't help it. And somehow I can't help having them no matter which position, either.

Hrmpf.
Yeah, hate hate hate!

I only get them when I've really got my ass in the air and my torso is down quite low. And yet that's such a goooood position. So ah well.

gash gas

What a horrible name.

Love it :D

gash gas. Har! It is the musical accompaniment to the doggy style position.

Yes.


Well ifyou ever get desperate you won't need a contract for me :wink:

Cuz you know, that seems to be the only reason a woman would find interest in me anymore

Cuz you know, that seems to be the only reason a woman would find interest in me anymoreHey! No being defeatist. :p

Oh, for a second I thought you said 'heroin' list, and I was all confuddled and wondering if you were going to jump out of a corner and stick me with a needle.

That's not a needle...

Good grief, this thread exploded while I was out of town. Did I miss anything exciting? :tongue:

Good grief, this thread exploded while I was out of town. Did I miss anything exciting? :tongue:You could say that. :p

Good grief, this thread exploded while I was out of town. Did I miss anything exciting? :tongue:

Not anything particularly suited to your tastes that we haven't discussed many, many times before :D

I eat with my hands as much as is possible, first date or no. I figure, there's no point pretending I'm elegant and refined since they'll soon discover it's a lie. And food just tastes better that way.

Fair enough, so you don't worry coming off as a slob* means that it may not lead to sex?

*I'm not saying you are a slob.

I eat with my hands as much as is possible, first date or no. I figure, there's no point pretending I'm elegant and refined since they'll soon discover it's a lie. And food just tastes better that way.

Indeed. I've never seen any point in pretending to be what I'm not. They'd find out soon enough anyway, might as well eat my pizza with my hands. They invented napkins for a reason, after all. If I was looking for a one night hookup, maybe it'd be different, but probably not, as I'm terrible at lying/faking shit.

Pussy fart, yes. Ass fart, only if silent.

Pussy farts are hilarious. Whenever my girlfriend has one, we both can't help laughing hysterically.

I can't remember if I held farts in or excused myself when we first started going out. I just say "excuse me" now, my ladyfriend does the same.

Fair enough, so you don't worry coming off as a slob* means that it may not lead to sex?

*I'm not saying you are a slob.
If someone thinks I'm a slob for eating food obviously meant for hands with...dare I say it...my hands...then I doubt I want to associate with them, even long enough to bump uglies.

Indeed. I've never seen any point in pretending to be what I'm not. They'd find out soon enough anyway, might as well eat my pizza with my hands. They invented napkins for a reason, after all. If I was looking for a one night hookup, maybe it'd be different, but probably not, as I'm terrible at lying/faking shit.Indeed. I can't keep up pretenses and I'm a terrible liar. What you see is what you get. Unless you only see me in a good mood...then you'll find out there's a bit more to me :P

Pussy farts are hilarious. Whenever my girlfriend has one, we both can't help laughing hysterically.

I can't remember if I held farts in or excused myself when we first started going out. I just say "excuse me" now, my ladyfriend does the same.
It's just so qualitatively different than an ass fart which is the release of built up intestinal gasses, not the explusion of air caused by rapid penetration. Yet I feel MORE embarrased than if I cut the cheese loudly. Why!?

If someone thinks I'm a slob for eating food obviously meant for hands with...dare I say it...my hands...then I doubt I want to associate with them, even long enough to bump uglies.
ZOMG U EAT AN PIZZA W/TEH HANDS?!!111 WUAT IZ RONG WIT U????

Hands: the original eating utensils. I find I've been eating mostly with my hands lately, but I think that's more because of a subsistence on sandwiches.

Indeed. I can't keep up pretenses and I'm a terrible liar. What you see is what you get. Unless you only see me in a good mood...then you'll find out there's a bit more to me :P
It can be quite a shock the first time you see someone in a really bad mood/pissed/etc. That was an experience...


It's just so qualitatively different than an ass fart which is the release of built up intestinal gasses, not the explusion of air caused by rapid penetration. Yet I feel MORE embarrased than if I cut the cheese loudly. Why!?
I've no idea. It seems to be a fairly common problem, however illogical it is, considering that pussy farts often come as a result of some pretty fun stuff, whereas ass farts not so much and they smell, well, like farts.

If someone thinks I'm a slob for eating food obviously meant for hands with...dare I say it...my hands...then I doubt I want to associate with them, even long enough to bump uglies.

That's actually a good way to go about it. Maybe I have been going about it all wrong, perhaps I think about these things to much.

Well since I'm not having sex right now, all I can do is think about it.

Well since I'm not having sex right now, all I can do is think about it.Are you obsessed? :tongue:
Teasing, teasing.

Are you obsessed? :tongue:
Teasing, teasing.


We all do it...

No, I'm horny. I thought that was obvious.

No, I'm horny. I thought that was obvious.

try it for 3 or 4 years...

try it for 3 or 4 years...

I'd rather be homeless.

I'd rather be homeless.

Odd.. so would I.

Part of the reason for my OP was to guage how 'out of the ordinary' anal sex still is.

Mmmm....anal sex...

Okay so another etiquette question.

Would you be comfortable asking your recently naked 'first date' to tuck his package in so you could admire his mangina?

Okay so another etiquette question.

Would you be comfortable asking your recently naked 'first date' to tuck his package in so you could admire his mangina?

Id probably be slightly taken aback if she asked me that...but I wouldnt put my pants back on and leave.


No harm done, shed just probably have to repeat it, because Id swear I misheard her.

What if she did it, photographed it, then pushed you down the stairs, laughing all the while?

What if she did it, photographed it, then pushed you down the stairs, laughing all the while?

Scott might have to choke a bitch.:p

Scott might have to choke a bitch.:p

Is that your name?

That'd be an awesome reaction. As long as there was penetration during.

Okay so another etiquette question.

Would you be comfortable asking your recently naked 'first date' to tuck his package in so you could admire his mangina?

If my ladyfriend asked me to do so, I'd probably laugh, and do it anyway. I'm very open to suggestion from her.

I probably would be a little weirded out if someone asked me that on a first date though.

Is that your name?

Yes.

That'd be an awesome reaction. As long as there was penetration during.


I do like choking the ladies. Provided shes into it of course.

I do like choking the ladies. Provided shes into it of course.

That's actually one of the few things I wouldn't do if asked by my ladyfriend.

That's actually one of the few things I wouldn't do if asked by my ladyfriend.

Really? Why not?

Really? Why not?

Well, it would be a turn off for me. Also, I play upright bass. I have very strong hands, I'd be afraid of actually hurting her. And besides that I have some issues, I'm sort of paranoid, but it's mostly directed at myself, as weird as that sounds. It's complicated. And then of course, choking also brings up some very negative childhood memories for me.

Well, it would be a turn off for me. Also, I play upright bass. I have very strong hands, I'd be afraid of actually hurting her. And besides that I have some issues, I'm sort of paranoid, but it's mostly directed at myself, as weird as that sounds. It's complicated. And then of course, choking also brings up some very negative childhood memories for me.

Aaaaah ok.

Scott might have to choke a bitch.:pYou might need these.
http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/vader.jpg
:p

I was watching a new anime yesterday: Junjou Romantica. I saw a few things there that made me want to be a gay teen. LOL! :p

I was watching a new anime yesterday: Junjou Romantica. I saw a few things there that made me want to be a gay teen. LOL! :p

Ah, another one for the "To watch" List. :D

I only get them when I've really got my ass in the air and my torso is down quite low. And yet that's such a goooood position. So ah well.

It'd be a bit more okay if I got them only in that position. I'm not all too fond of it because I cannot get 100% into positions that do not allow for me to feel my partner all over my body.

Well ifyou ever get desperate you won't need a contract for me :wink:

Cuz you know, that seems to be the only reason a woman would find interest in me anymore
I'll add that remark to my dossier of you.
Okay so another etiquette question.

Would you be comfortable asking your recently naked 'first date' to tuck his package in so you could admire his mangina?

And why in fuck's name would I want to see that?
... I guess I'll have to ask the boyfriend to do it for me tonight in order to check whether my current thought that it is nothing I want to see will be confirmed by a reality check.

Ah, another one for the "To watch" List. :D

Do you also want to be a gay teen?! :eek:

Do you also want to be a gay teen?! :eek:

NOOOOOO!

Just saying I should take a look at the Anime. :D

NOOOOOO!

Just saying I should take a look at the Anime. :D

Come on, in the end: Everybody gay!:D

Come on, in the end: Everybody gay!:D

HAHAHA!

Nice quote. :D

I'll add that remark to my dossier of you.


You have a dossier on me? I bet thats prolly the only thing in it.

You have a dossier on me? I bet thats prolly the only thing in it.

Yes, I do. No, it isn't.

Yes, I do. No, it isn't.

Hmm I am both scared and intrigued, repulsed and yet simultaneously drawn in. Any chance I could get a peak at this dossier?

Hmm I am both scared and intrigued, repulsed and yet simultaneously drawn in. Any chance I could get a peak at this dossier?

*mutters* Good job, SoWiBi.

No, absolutely no chance. There is a certain someone on this fora whose dossier spans several pages, and has asked oh so nicely and adamantly to be allowed to see it, but to no avail.

Your job is to supply information, and mine is to store it for future reference and use. There will be no need for peeking on your part. :]

*mutters* Good job, SoWiBi.

No, absolutely no chance. There is a certain someone on this fora whose dossier spans several pages, and has asked oh so nicely and adamantly to be allowed to see it, but to no avail.

Your job is to supply information, and mine is to store it for future reference and use. There will be no need for peeking on your part. :]

Awww...

I can only promise you to bug you less than I do the FBI to see my dossier...

*mutters* Good job, SoWiBi.

No, absolutely no chance. There is a certain someone on this fora whose dossier spans several pages, and has asked oh so nicely and adamantly to be allowed to see it, but to no avail.

Your job is to supply information, and mine is to store it for future reference and use. There will be no need for peeking on your part. :]

Fascinating.

Fascinating.

Yes it is, and I would like to see said dossier so that I can help with any inaccuracies... maybe give them a bit more information...

I mean, if someone's gonna keep a file of factual information on me for whatever sinister or not so sinister purpose they might as well have it right.:p

Awww...

I can only promise you to bug you less than I do the FBI to see my dossier...

What's in the FBI's dossier of you?

What's in the FBI's dossier of you?

I was accused of banking fraud a few years back, and I took a political science class which in the post 911 world put me on some list of probable terror suspects.

What's in the FBI's dossier of you?

A huge list of Pie-related offenses.

After reading this thread from begging to end in one go I can only say two things 1: This thead is Epic 2: Even by NSG standards I'm pretty kinky.

After reading this thread from begging to end in one go I can only say two things 1: This thead is Epic 2: Even by NSG standards I'm pretty kinky.

Big talk gets you nowhere, you must give examples!

*mutters* Good job, SoWiBi.

No, absolutely no chance. There is a certain someone on this fora whose dossier spans several pages, and has asked oh so nicely and adamantly to be allowed to see it, but to no avail.



It's not me! I'm so sad!

Yes.

I do like choking the ladies. Provided shes into it of course.

That's actually one of the few things I wouldn't do if asked by my ladyfriend.

Well it's a tricky thing. Most people choke too unconvincingly, and it's no good. Some people choke too hard and you seriously worry that they're not paying attention enough, so you can't enjoy it because you wonder if they'll notice if you pass out.

I think choking is something I'm going to have to work on with my partner, and something I'll probably just avoid with side dishes.

Well it's a tricky thing. Most people choke too unconvincingly, and it's no good. Some people choke too hard and you seriously worry that they're not paying attention enough, so you can't enjoy it because you wonder if they'll notice if you pass out.

I think choking is something I'm going to have to work on with my partner, and something I'll probably just avoid with side dishes.

Choking is awesome, but anyone I date has to suffer through a mandatory "how to choke me properly, without risking damage to my windpipe but also without being a wuss about it" lesson early on. :p

Big talk gets you nowhere, you must give examples!

You really want to know?

Choking is awesome, but anyone I date has to suffer through a mandatory "how to choke me properly, without risking damage to my windpipe but also without being a wuss about it" lesson early on. :p

Yeah...so far most people haven't been willing to do it but I started to black out when GoG did it so :P

It was really, really hot though, but I was a bit worried.

You really want to know?

If it involves consenting adult humans yes.

Otherwise you're not kinky, you're criminal.

Yeah...so far most people haven't been willing to do it but I started to black out when GoG did it so :P

It was really, really hot though, but I was a bit worried.

Mmm, fun! I honestly don't get worried by almost-blacking-out; it's just unevenly-applied pressure that scares me. I figure my partners probably don't actually want to kill me, and that they are therefore bright enough to stop choking if I'm actually unconscious. :p

OK Neeskia you asked I was untill not so long ago what is called a lifestyle dominant, as for what I've have done would you like a list?

OK Neeskia you asked I was untill not so long ago what is called a lifestyle dominant, as for what I've have done would you like a list?

Meh, I was expecting something so much more exciting. (says the former 24/7 slave...) :tongue:

OK Neeskia you asked I was untill not so long ago what is called a lifestyle dominant, as for what I've have done would you like a list?

I think it's funny that you seem to believe I'd be shocked by anything you'd have to say.

Neesika, Poli, and myself are here. It's fair to say you're likely out kinked.

Neeskia many people are I didnt assume you would be, I am rather shy about my interests and have lost friends beacause of it.

Neeskia many people are I didnt assume you would be, I am rather shy about my interests and have lost friends beacause of it.

pft, we've had at least 3 subs and one dom show up in this thread already.

Fair enough Neo Art, It's nice not to be considerd a freak beacause of what I enjoy doing.

IP, we're just giggling at you because you happened to proclaim your kinkiness when several people very open about their love of D/s were reading, so being kinky even by OUR standards sounded like you were going to explain how, like, you'd had your penis surgically removed and gilded and used it in your own butt every night while dressed up as a sheep and whistling Dixie. :tongue:

IP, we're just giggling at you because you happened to proclaim your kinkiness when several people very open about their love of D/s were reading, so being kinky even by OUR standards sounded like you were going to explain how, like, you'd had your penis surgically removed and gilded and used it in your own butt every night while dressed up as a sheep and whistling Dixie. :tongue:

you think THAT is kinky?

newbie.

Hm...I just read the last 6 or so pages. When did you all decide to stop talking about sex? :p

you think THAT is kinky?

newbie.

Look, I'm out of practice, okay? In my day, we had to travel a thousand miles in the dead of winter just to get someone to tie us up for a while, so we didn't have time for all this modern penis-cutting-off that you young whippersnappers get up to. *shakes cane*

Well I may not be all that kinky by NSG standards how do you think that would that tarnslate to RL?

Well I may not be all that kinky by NSG standards how do you think that would that tarnslate to RL?
In real life as on the net -- it depends on who you hang out with.

In my case they all seem to be really straight laced and uptight.

In my case they all seem to be really straight laced and uptight.

I find that the people who seem the most straight-laced and uptight are often the ones who secretly really want someone to do hideously dirty things to them. ;)

I do get that impression from some of them - I also get impression they'll never admit it.

I find that the people who seem the most straight-laced and uptight are often the ones who secretly really want someone to do hideously dirty things to them. ;)

Heh, good call. I tend to agree.. Not that I know any of these said people!

I find that the people who seem the most straight-laced and uptight are often the ones who secretly really want someone to do hideously dirty things to them. ;)
Totally true. *nods* And once they do let themselves go a little -- watch out!

Agreed its allways nice to find out just what people are really into.

Totally true. *nods* And once they do let themselves go a little -- watch out!

Yup. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything (says the former sweet little Catholic schoolgirl)... ;)

Yup. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything (says the former sweet little Catholic schoolgirl)... ;)
I guess it takes a rather repressive upbringing during one's freudian stages for people to get into some of the very elaborate but seemingly pointless hijinks some of you pervs are into. Gosh, if my family had been more concerned with stopping me from having sex, I might have turned out to be a more demanding and expensive date. :tongue:

You dont have to be repressed to turn out kinky I just sort of drifted into it, som of it may have been pointless (I can think of a fair few that were) they are however lots of fun...

You dont have to be repressed to turn out kinky I just sort of drifted into it, som of it may have been pointless (I can think of a fair few that were) they are however lots of fun...
Well, I'm glad that you found an enjoyable hobby. :D

What I don't get is, what's so kinky/shocking about being a "lifestyle dominant"?

And what IS a "lifestyle dominant" anyway? Is it like being Martha Stewart? I mean, how is it different from being any other kind of a dominant? The hours? What?

Being a lifestyle dominant involves a choice (and a choice on behalf of the submissive parner) to be dominant and submissive in your life in general and not just as a part of your sex life. Some people (sadly many people I have met) find this to unpalatable.

I guess it takes a rather repressive upbringing during one's freudian stages for people to get into some of the very elaborate but seemingly pointless hijinks some of you pervs are into. Gosh, if my family had been more concerned with stopping me from having sex, I might have turned out to be a more demanding and expensive date. :tongue:

Pfft, I am definitely not demanding. Demanding things is his job. :tongue:

Being a lifestyle dominant involves a choice (and a choice on behalf of the submissive parner) to be dominant and submissive in your life in general and not just as a part of your sex life. Some people (sadly many people I have met) find this to unpalatable.
So...it is kind of like being Martha Stewart, then. ;)

Pfft, I am definitely not demanding. Demanding things is his job. :tongue:
Like I said, if you all are having a good time, more power to you. As far as I'm concerned, life's too short and I have too much else to think about to bother remembering who is supposed to play which role.

So...it is kind of like being Martha Stewart, then. ;)

Yes it often a lot of work but it is rewarding I liked taking care of my (now ex) partner gave me the nice warm feeling, I dont like the Martha Stewart comparison if only beacuase she is a convicted criminal.

Yes it often a lot of work but it is rewarding I liked taking care of my (now ex) partner gave me the nice warm feeling, I dont like the Martha Stewart comparison if only beacuase she is a convicted criminal.
Hehe, I would more likely resent being compared to Martha Stewart because she has shitty taste, but leaving that aside -- I meant it, jokingly, in the sense that she dictates a lifestyle (emphasis on the "style) down to the smallest detail.

I see Muravyets I've never seen any of Martha Stewart's output and on relection I dont want to ;) you do have a point in that the dominant partner is in control of the couple's lifestyle.

I am shocked by this thread. Shocked and appalled. Also, a little turned on. Damn I forgot to buy Kleenex.

I am shocked by this thread. Shocked and appalled. Also, a little turned on. Damn I forgot to buy Kleenex.

I am shocked and appalled, also.



A little turned on?


Shocked!

I guess it takes a rather repressive upbringing during one's freudian stages for people to get into some of the very elaborate but seemingly pointless hijinks some of you pervs are into. Gosh, if my family had been more concerned with stopping me from having sex, I might have turned out to be a more demanding and expensive date. :tongue:

I wasn't really repressed, so I don't know how I got to be so kinky minded. As for my ladyfriend, well, she was quite repressed. And as it was my kinky self who sort of helped her stop being sexually repressed, it seems rather natural that she'd be rather kinky herself.

I guess it takes a rather repressive upbringing during one's freudian stages for people to get into some of the very elaborate but seemingly pointless hijinks some of you pervs are into. Gosh, if my family had been more concerned with stopping me from having sex, I might have turned out to be a more demanding and expensive date. :tongue:

I was brought up in a pretty religious, evangelical Christian household.


And Im a freak. So there is truth to this.

Hm...I just read the last 6 or so pages. When did you all decide to stop talking about sex? :p

I was so chastised by your first post, berating us for talking about sex too much...oh Mur'v I'm just so confused...:tongue:

Well I may not be all that kinky by NSG standards how do you think that would that tarnslate to RL?
No offense...oh scrap that, it's a terrible way to begin a sentence that is going to offend. I have a thing about people who can't spell. That thing is 'aversion'. I put up with it from some people (Neo Art for one:tongue:) because I have been convinced of their overall intelligence.

It's a damn good thing I don't require possible sexual partners to write me an essay or I'd never have sex!
Yup. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything (says the former sweet little Catholic schoolgirl)... ;) I bought the freaking BEST red plaid school girl fetish outfit in Toronto this past weekend. I can't wait to wear it...I'll post pics on UMP when I do :D

I guess it takes a rather repressive upbringing during one's freudian stages for people to get into some of the very elaborate but seemingly pointless hijinks some of you pervs are into. Gosh, if my family had been more concerned with stopping me from having sex, I might have turned out to be a more demanding and expensive date. :tongue:
I was never sexually repressed, and look at me! Maybe some sexual repression is necessary? :D
So...it is kind of like being Martha Stewart, then. ;) lol..."Make me some place settings you filthy fucking bitch!"

Like I said, if you all are having a good time, more power to you. As far as I'm concerned, life's too short and I have too much else to think about to bother remembering who is supposed to play which role.
Yeah but I think for those of us into it, it's not a role, and it's not playing, so there's nothing difficult about it. I like to be fucked in a certain way, and that way generally involves being overpowered, caused pain, and spoken to in ways I would probably cause grievous bodily harm to someone for outside of the sexual context. That's the most simple aspect of what I'm into...something most sexual partners can do for me if I ask them really nicely. If I can have more than that...as in, if my tastes can be satisfied even better (like getting pain even outside of sex), it only makes sense that I'd go for it.

The last thing I'm doing is thinking about it when it's happening...my pupils are too busy dilating and my endorphins are driving me right out of it :D

Okay time for you guys to 'fess up.

How many of you want to be pegged?

How many of you have been thusly loved?

Okay time for you guys to 'fess up.

How many of you want to be pegged?

How many of you have been thusly loved?

No thanks. Exit only back there.

Okay time for you guys to 'fess up.Not I, and never.