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In my defense, he's very beautiful.

Might I add to your defense he sounds like a killer good man. Whats your problem girl? *does headhsake thingy*

:eek: How the hell is that even possible?

Residency (medicine).

:(

fuckin' titanium.

Do your legal opponents flee in terror when they hear the sound of your balls clanging together as you walk? :p

Residency (medicine).

:(

yeah, the thought gives me flashbacks to the summer before the bar. Relationships? Sex? Normal human interaction? What the fuck are those?

Do your legal opponents flee in terror when they hear the sound of your balls clanging together as you walk? :p

I have it tape recorded and broadcast on the court PA system. Sorta like my own theme music.

Everyone seems to have a preference for red heads....

MMmmm... blondes, brunettes and redheads... :fluffle:

yeah, the thought gives me flashbacks to the summer before the bar. Relationships? Sex? Normal human interaction? What the fuck are those?

I know. I quite miss all that. I just keep thinking "March....March.....March...."

Might I add to your defense he sounds like a killer good man. Whats your problem girl? *does headhsake thingy*

He works 80-100 hours a week. Also, he won't marry me because he thinks I'm going to leave him some day because his mom abandoned him. Which is just really fucking annoying. But aside from that, he's a great guy, and did I mention beautiful and amazing in bed?

I'm a little drunk, I may be oversharing.

Oh, wait, that's what this thread is for.

Does that involve a rabbit, the carrot, a wand, being sawed in half, or someplace special for a quarter?

It involves having a freind take over and pointing it out just before she has an orgasm.

I have it tape recorded and broadcast on the court PA system. Sorta like my own theme music.

Wow, I never knew law had so much in common with WWE wrestling! Do you get to prance around the room making faces at everyone, too? And if so, is it too late for me to change my career plans to include law school? :p

Residency (medicine).

:(

Oh yeah... :(

I'm a little drunk, I may be oversharing.


Yay, me too!

*randomly makes out with someone*

He works 80-100 hours a week. Also, he won't marry me because he thinks I'm going to leave him some day because his mom abandoned him. Which is just really fucking annoying. But aside from that, he's a great guy, and did I mention beautiful and amazing in bed?

I'm a little drunk, I may be oversharing.

Oh, wait, that's what this thread is for.

Hahah, if you knew some of the stuff people told me... which you by the way won't :p.

I hope that changes and you get what you want.

Yay, me too!

*randomly makes out with someone*

I'm....not! I'm still on call and, as such, alcohol is frowned upon.

I'm....not! I'm still on call and, as such, alcohol is frowned upon.

I'm not either.

And I WASN'T. >.<

I know. I quite miss all that. I just keep thinking "March....March.....March...."

if it helps, it is survivable, and people before you have. And hell, I'll buy you a sake on new years :p

It involves having a freind take over and pointing it out just before she has an orgasm.Oh, okay. Probably someone she doesn't like or something, eh?

if it helps, it is survivable, and people before you have. And hell, I'll buy you a sake on new years :p

Oh I know, sometimes I just like to think its not survivable to make myself feel better....less robotesque. Working 80 hours =/= fun.

And you better! I indeed on trying a lot of O Ya's yummy sake.

I'm....not! I'm still on call and, as such, alcohol is frowned upon.

*randomly makes out with Aerou to cheer her up*

*randomly makes out with Aerou to cheer her up*

Sweet!

Oh, okay. Probably someone she doesn't like or something, eh?

I suppose you could earn bonus points that way.. and a break up.

Oh I know, sometimes I just like to think its not survivable to make myself feel better....less robotesque. Working 80 hours =/= fun.

Hey, I know. The whole system is designed top down to make you think you can't do it. Make you think you're not good enough. Make you think it can't be done.

But it can, it's been done by those before you and it will be done by those after. It separates those who want it from those who don't, and makes you earn it.

All I can say, as someone who has been through similar, you will survive.

And you better! I indeed on trying a lot of O Ya's yummy sake.

Deal. and none of this "room temperature" shit.

*readies camera*

Hey, I know. The whole system is designed top down to make you think you can't do it. Make you think you're not good enough. Make you think it can't be done.

But it can, it's been done by those before you and it will be done by those after. It separates those who want it from those who don't, and makes you earn it.

All I can say, as someone who has been through similar, you will survive.

I know, I love neurology too much to really let the hours bother me. In fact, a warm shower does more for me than sleep these days.

Deal. and none of this "room temperature" shit.

Sake and then we're heading somewhere for after drink...drinks.

I know, I love neurology too much to really let the hours bother me. In fact, a warm shower does more for me than sleep these days.

Law is similar. Medicine I think has a more formal structure to it, but law, especially those who do firm work, has similar hours. I did my time with 80 hour work weeks, once, every day, monday through sunday, 8:30 to 10 for a month, not a single day off. By the end of it, I could remember leaving work, and I could remember going to work, but while I knew I must have gone home, showered, gone to bed, woken up, showered again, gotten dressed, and left...damned if I could remember it.

It's hell, it truly is, but you're stronger for it. You're better for it.



Sake and then we're heading somewhere for after drink...drinks.

Well I don't know what my plans will be as midnight nears, and may have places to be, but I suppose I could stick around a bit, if I'm given sufficient convincing :p

I know, I love neurology too much to really let the hours bother me. In fact, a warm shower does more for me than sleep these days.



Sake and then we're heading somewhere for after drink...drinks.

*sniffle* I wish I could go to Boston :(

Law is similar. Medicine I think has a more formal structure to it, but law, especially those who do firm work, has similar hours. I did my time with 80 hour work weeks, once, every day, monday through sunday, 8:30 to 10 for a month, not a single day off. By the end of it, I could remember leaving work, and I could remember going to work, but while I knew I must have gone home, showered, gone to bed, woken up, showered again, gotten dressed, and left...damned if I could remember it.

It's hell, it truly is, but you're stronger for it. You're better for it.

It is hell, but its worth it. I love what I do (most of the time) and I can't wait to finish my residency, so exciting. I'm totally celebrating.


Well I don't know what my plans will be as midnight nears, and may have places to be, but I suppose I could stick around a bit, if I'm given sufficient convincing :p

Well, I will have to see what I can do ;).

Do your legal opponents flee in terror when they hear the sound of your balls clanging together as you walk? :p
They actually react even more when he pulls his wool sweater off really fast.
Kinda like Neo "Van deGraff" Art.

Well, I will have to see what I can do ;).

hmm, now I'm curious...

hmm, now I'm curious...

But you're oh so tired and ready for bed...;)

But you're oh so tired and ready for bed...;)

hah, tease :p I'm up for another minute or two :p

Two minutes isn't enough, sorry :p.

Have sweet dreams though :D.

Yay, me too!

*randomly makes out with someone*

Oh, pick me!

*randomly makes out with Aerou to cheer her up*

Aw.

Oh, pick me!



Aw.

Hey, what's the fun in being drunk and depressed if you can't randomly make out with everyone? Besides, I'm starting to think I should go back to my "try to become a lesbian" plan from ages ago. Boys are confusing. Therefore, *randomly makes out with Ryadn*

Hey, what's the fun in being drunk and depressed if you can't randomly make out with everyone? Besides, I'm starting to think I should go back to my "try to become a lesbian" plan from ages ago. Boys are confusing. Therefore, *randomly makes out with Ryadn*

I definitely got the most random action at my drunkest most depressed time of life: first year of college.

I endorse that plan. Enthusiastically.

Hey, what's the fun in being drunk and depressed if you can't randomly make out with everyone? Besides, I'm starting to think I should go back to my "try to become a lesbian" plan from ages ago. Boys are confusing. Therefore, *randomly makes out with Ryadn*

*Takes pictures*

Hey, what's the fun in being drunk and depressed if you can't randomly make out with everyone? Besides, I'm starting to think I should go back to my "try to become a lesbian" plan from ages ago. Boys are confusing. Therefore, *randomly makes out with Ryadn*

We're not confusing. We're simple.

I suppose you could earn bonus points that way.. and a break up.Not the kind of thing i would do anyway, without consent. That whole "consent" thing is kinda a hang-up for me.

We're not confusing. We're simple.

Thats what makes us confusing

Not the kind of thing i would do anyway, without consent. That whole "consent" thing is kinda a hang-up for me.

The only time I ever got jealous of a lover was when they invited someone else over... and they invited another woman. No way I'd let another man do it.

The only time I ever got jealous of a lover was when they invited someone else over... and they invited another woman. No way I'd let another man do it.Well, as has come up in this thread i think, a person tries not to think too much about what their lover did with other people to become experienced ... well, some do, but a good many prefer not to.
... and i mean to say, i wouldn't pull that without her consent. *nods*
I'm not much the jealous type, even though i'm sometimes a protective type.
It's a weird line to have pointed out to you, believe me.

Well, as has come up in this thread i think, a person tries not to think too much about what their lover did with other people to become experienced ... well, some do, but a good many prefer not to.
... and i mean to say, i wouldn't pull that without her consent. *nods*
I'm not much the jealous type, even though i'm sometimes a protective type.
It's a weird line to have pointed out to you, believe me.

Oh I wouldn't do it without consent either. And unless she comes actively running to me for protection I respect that she's a big girl and can take care of herself. I'm sort of into independant women.

Oh I wouldn't do it without consent either. And unless she comes actively running to me for protection I respect that she's a big girl and can take care of herself. I'm sort of into independant women.

I prefer my bf/gf to be a silent presence/threat at my back if I get into it with someone. I'm a big girl and no one needs to take care of me, but I think it's fair to expect a united front. I know my boy would beat the bloody shit out of anyone who tried to put hands on me.

That said, an ex of mine totally won me over when a guy was groping me at a concert (like, way more than was necessary even in a pit) and she told him to "leave my girlfriend alone or I'll fucking beat your head in." It was really sweet to me. :p

And unless she comes actively running to me for protection I respect that she's a big girl and can take care of herself. I'm sort of into independant women.That's what i meant by it being weird to have pointed out to me. *nods*
I'm the same way in most cases. I don't tend to be a chauvinist, lumbering, grunting brute intent on making the scape tame for my mate ... not in the homo erectus mannerism, at least.

Hey, what's the fun in being drunk and depressed if you can't randomly make out with everyone? Besides, I'm starting to think I should go back to my "try to become a lesbian" plan from ages ago. Boys are confusing. Therefore, *randomly makes out with Ryadn*

You know this is going to end up making you want guys harder...

I prefer my bf/gf to be a silent presence/threat at my back if I get into it with someone. I'm a big girl and no one needs to take care of me, but I think it's fair to expect a united front. I know my boy would beat the bloody shit out of anyone who tried to put hands on me.


That's what i meant by it being weird to have pointed out to me. *nods*
I'm the same way in most cases. I don't tend to be a chauvinist, lumbering, grunting brute intent on making the scape tame for my mate ... not in the homo erectus mannerism, at least.

Well, thats about what I do to, but I'm not into physical violence in actuality. I'm big enough that I just need to provide the threat, and I'm smart enough to call the cops first. Funny story, I once pretended to call 911 on a cell phone and ask for an ambulance, I said that there was a shooting, it got the desired effect.

You know this is going to end up making you want guys harder...

Thats what I'm waiting for :p.

Thats what I'm waiting for :p.

XD

The easier method is just seeing her and showing her a good time. Instead of waiting around for all of this experimentation business.

XD

The easier method is just seeing her and showing her a good time. Instead of waiting around for all of this experimentation business.

Its hard when they live 2 timezones away, I need her to get desperate!

Well, thats about what I do to, but I'm not into physical violence in actuality.Very few things get me that way, but it happens. I get really protective at concerts and things like that, which has been on almost every single occasion a good thing. Plenty of anecdotes there.

I'm big enough that I just need to provide the threat, and I'm smart enough to call the cops first.Been there too. I'm 6'1".

Been there too. I'm 6'1".

I am about 6'3 or 4 depending on who measures me and I weigh over 200 lbs (I want to get to lower than 220). I have studied 2 types of martial arts and did a stint as a boxer in a gym so I know how to hold myself, I'm also very convincing ;).

I am about 6'3 or 4 depending on who measures me and I weigh over 200 lbs (I want to get to lower than 220). I have studied 2 types of martial arts and did a stint as a boxer in a gym so I know how to hold myself, I'm also very convincing ;).

I wish I was 6'3"

I wish I was 6'3"

You'd be less jealous if I informed you that it skipped over certain parts of my anotomy.

I am about 6'3 or 4 depending on who measures me and I weigh over 200 lbs (I want to get to lower than 220). I have studied 2 types of martial arts and did a stint as a boxer in a gym so I know how to hold myself, I'm also very convincing ;).Well, I'm 205, and i've got six years into Gosoko-ryu and Choi Lei Fut myself, so i think i can relate pretty well to what you're saying. How strange. :)

You'd be less jealous if I informed you that it skipped over certain parts of my anotomy.

*shrugs*. That's okay, cause my ladyfriend is a rather tiny person.

*shrugs*. That's okay, cause my ladyfriend is a rather tiny person.

Gah, it backfired and now I'm jealous! :mad:

You know this is going to end up making you want guys harder...

Are you bashing my lesbianizing skills?

Are you bashing my lesbianizing skills?

I'm not :p. If I were a woman I'd want you :D.

I'm not :p. If I were a woman I'd want you :D.

I don't see how being a woman is a pre-req for wanting Ryadn, lol.

I don't see how being a woman is a pre-req for wanting Ryadn, lol.

Oh its not.

I know Canada is supposed to be metric, but does not compute.Cuz it would be fair to expect us Metrists to run to a calculator each time imperial measurements get measured, but not do the same in return...
183 cm is 6 feet, meaning I'm slightly taller than 6.
See, now, if by some bizarre turn, this subject came up during a first date, and the guy said that to me and did not make it clear that he was just joking, it would totally kill any chance he would ever have of getting any sex from me, at all, ever. It would basically be the end of the date. Nothing left but to pay for the drinks and call separate cabs.

That's because a crack like that can only work if it is a joke and if it is followed up by at least a mild expression of interest in what I meant, if only to be polite. If the person responds to what I said with what you said, but is serious, then there is so much wrong with that short sentence, that I would just write the guy off right then and there.

It's not that I expect a person to be interested in what I'm interested in, but a shrug and a "Yeah, who knows?" followed by introducing a new topic would go over better with me than a remark like that.I find the whole tirade about stupid comments funny, seeing as what I said wasn't actually untrue. Czech, as a language, pretty much died out in the seventeenth century after a campaign of Germanization by the Habsburgs, and was later reconstructed by linguists. Hence the use of the word "modern" before Czech.

Now, if this had been a date and that came up in conversation, I would have explained that in a timely manner.
This thread is 98 pages long!

I...I....I will go find posts.Wha? How many posts per page have you set this to? I count well over 250 on mine.
You have no idea what I like :PWell, considering that this is a thread where one-
Well since my avatar hasn't given it away apparently: "submissive with masochistic tendencies"Oh, I see you have corrected your mistake =P
*randomly makes out with Aerou to cheer her up*Why does this always happen when I'm asleep =(

Why does this always happen when I'm asleep =(

The same reason nobody ever makes out with me.

The same reason nobody ever makes out with me.No one makes out with you because I live in the Central European Timezone? Man, you've got issues...

No one makes out with you because I live in the Central European Timezone? Man, you've got issues...

Exactly, its all your fault! :D

Hey, what's the fun in being drunk and depressed if you can't randomly make out with everyone? Besides, I'm starting to think I should go back to my "try to become a lesbian" plan from ages ago. Boys are confusing. Therefore, *randomly makes out with Ryadn*

Beg perdone? Youse is the confusing ones!*

*Please ignore the sodomizing of the English language in this post; I just felt like saying it that way. Also, "perdone" rhymes/has assonance with "dome".

The same reason nobody ever makes out with me.

*Makes out with SaintB*

That said, an ex of mine totally won me over when a guy was groping me at a concert (like, way more than was necessary even in a pit) and she told him to "leave my girlfriend alone or I'll fucking beat your head in." It was really sweet to me. :pIs groping something to be expected in a mosh pit?

*Makes out with SaintB*

Well, what the hell... why not!

I find the whole tirade about stupid comments funny, seeing as what I said wasn't actually untrue. Czech, as a language, pretty much died out in the seventeenth century after a campaign of Germanization by the Habsburgs, and was later reconstructed by linguists. Hence the use of the word "modern" before Czech.

Now, if this had been a date and that came up in conversation, I would have explained that in a timely manner.


And you would still be just as wrong in your original statement on a number of different levels. And you would still be just as blind as to how and why you are wrong (part of which is so fucking obvious that it really makes me wonder about your inability to see it). And you would still be just as rude to the person you were on the date with. And you would still be left looking for another woman to annoy after the first one paid for her drinks and left. And if she were I, she would still be deleting you from memory. And no, I will not explain the how and why of your wrongness, because talking about it is totally off the mood of the thread to the point of being a downer. Oh, and by the way, the fact that you pursued it enough to try to defend yourself is just one of the 6 or more distinct things wrong with the content of your original statement, the fact that you said it in the context of this thread, and your defense of it -- though it is not the stunningly obvious wrong feature.

In fact, the only reason I'm responding to you at all at this point is to highlight an example for the young'uns of just how easy it can be to piss someone off, and when you do, if you can't figure out how to set it right or don't want to set it right (as you apparently either can't or won't), the best thing to do is just drop it and move on.

This is one way the decision of whether you want to have sex with someone or not gets made. 'Bye. *drops the subject of Laerod and moves on*

Is groping something to be expected in a mosh pit?
Sounds like being on the subway at rush hour.

Is groping something to be expected in a mosh pit?
Only accidental, 'I'm feeling your boob so I won't fall on the floor', kinda groping.

Only accidental, 'I'm feeling your boob so I won't fall on the floor', kinda groping.
That old excuse, eh? Yeah, I've heard that before. :rolleyes: ;)

That old excuse, eh? Yeah, I've heard that before. :rolleyes: ;)
Yes... well... I was... Oh look, Chino Moreno's waving at you!

*runs*

*drops the subject of Laerod and moves on*I suppose that means it's can't then. Very well.

I suppose that means it's can't then. Very well.
To the extent that you missed the clear opportunity to say the magic words that would have set it right (a guide to which was in the earlier posts) and now that train has left the station and you're not on it, yeah, it's "can't." Oh, well. Plenty of fish in the sea, so no loss for either of us, right?

Well, what the hell... why not!

*takes pictures*

its been a while since i've blackmailed anyone.

Wha? How many posts per page have you set this to? I count well over 250 on mine.

40 posts per page

Well, considering that this is a thread where one-

Wait for it.....

Oh, I see you have corrected your mistake =P

Seeeee, I always rectify my mistakes!

Why does this always happen when I'm asleep =(

There, there.

There, there.

*pats*

*pats*

Exactly. Its difficult to makeout with anyone living in the Central European Timezone.

And how did the lawyer sleep? With pleasant dreams I assume.....

And how did the lawyer sleep? With pleasant dreams I assume.....

hah, a few good thoughts :p

hah, a few good thoughts :p

Exxxxxcellent. ;)

Exxxxxcellent. ;)

pft tease

Exactly, its all your fault! :D

Just blame everything on Laerod, its always for the best :).

pft tease

Pffttt, as if you didn't enjoy it.

Pffttt, as if you didn't enjoy it.

hmm, maybe a little, to an extent :p

hmm, maybe a little, to an extent :p

Or maybe a lot, which is what I'm sticking too :p

Or maybe a lot, which is what I'm sticking too :p

nah, after a while it becomes tiresome.

nah, after a while it becomes tiresome.

You obviously need to build up your stamina then :p. What do lawyers do on Sundays anyway?

You obviously need to build up your stamina then :p. What do lawyers do on Sundays anyway?

today? have to do some laundry and grocery shopping.

today? have to do some laundry and grocery shopping.

Sounds very productive, though not all that time consuming. You obviously need to find something to keep you occupied on lazy Sundays.

Sounds very productive, though not all that time consuming. You obviously need to find something to keep you occupied on lazy Sundays.

huh, got anything in mind?

huh, got anything in mind?

I think the standard policy on lazy Sundays is to eat cupcakes and watch movies based on kidlit.

huh, got anything in mind?

I'm sure there are plenty of things to do on a Sunday in Boston ;), plus you have NSG to keep you somewhat occupied. You could always Vent, it can be very entertaining.

Hmmmm, I wonder what else.....

I think the standard policy on lazy Sundays is to eat cupcakes and watch movies based on kidlit.

Oooooo, I should bake some cupcakes today actually. There are a few recipes that I have been wanting to try.

Nothing like a hot, flirtatious, blonde Pole to derail a dating thread.

XD

Oooooo, I should bake some cupcakes today actually. There are a few recipes that I have been wanting to try.

Baking is a good idea! I've been stressed and cranky the past few days, and if anything can make me feel happy and useful again, it's inventing some new delicious dessert. :)

Nothing like a hot, flirtatious, blonde Pole to derail a dating thread.

XD

Well, it just happens to be on a weekend when I'm on-call and not actually at the hospital. Thus, I have more time to actually post :p.

Baking is a good idea! I've been stressed and cranky the past few days, and if anything can make me feel happy and useful again, it's inventing some new delicious dessert. :)

Chocolate covered strawberry/raspberry cupcakes. They always make me feel better! Warm little vanilla bean cupcakes filled with fresh strawberries or raspberries dipped in chocolate. Yummmm

Aerou's our very own Eliot Reed. She has such powers.

Well, it just happens to be on a weekend when I'm on-call and not actually at the hospital. Thus, I have more time to actually post :p.

I'm surprised you haven't gone shopping.

Although, it is 3pm your time, which means you very well may have. :tongue:

Indeed, I already went!

Chocolate covered strawberry/raspberry cupcakes. They always make me feel better! Warm little vanilla bean cupcakes filled with fresh strawberries or raspberries dipped in chocolate. Yummmm

Ooh, that does sound good! I don't think I have any berries in the house at the moment, or I'd try those myself.

I'm thinking maybe black currant scones, here. :)

Ooh, that does sound good! I don't think I have any berries in the house at the moment, or I'd try those myself.

I'm thinking maybe black currant scones, here. :)

Scones are always good :).

Aerou needs to try a good ice cream malt. And if she doesn't want to try a normal one, maybe a lowfat one.

*nods*

They melt your worries in a flood of mouthgasms.

Scones are always good :).

That they are.

Sadly, it seems I won't be making them after all, as some dummy put an empty milk carton away in the fridge and thereby tricked me into thinking there was milk. No milk = not a lot of things I can bake. :(

Its a nice day out, you should run out and get some milk!

Its a nice day out, you should run out and get some milk!

It's an equally nice day here in Philly. It's rather cold and (very) windy, but still nice.

Walking across the Schuylkill was an experience, though. The gusting wind... Christ.

Its a nice day out, you should run out and get some milk!

I would if I didn't live in the middle of nowhere - it's half an hour's drive into town to get to the grocery store, and with the current price of gas, I can't really justify a separate trip just for milk. Phooey. I'll have to make scones tomorrow or something instead.

You can also use plain yogurt, buttermilk, egg or even water (if you don't have milk) for scones :)

I was so excited by the growth of this thread until I had to skim two pages of boring lawyer-esque nattering. Sheesh. Do you talk like that when you have your penis in someone, Neo Art? Talk about mood killer :P

I prefer my bf/gf to be a silent presence/threat at my back if I get into it with someone. I'm a big girl and no one needs to take care of me, but I think it's fair to expect a united front. I know my boy would beat the bloody shit out of anyone who tried to put hands on me.

That said, an ex of mine totally won me over when a guy was groping me at a concert (like, way more than was necessary even in a pit) and she told him to "leave my girlfriend alone or I'll fucking beat your head in." It was really sweet to me. :p I've more often been in the situation of tiny-yet-effective bodyguard. My best friend had a bad habit of starting fights, then standing behind me, lipping off while I finished them. I have to admit, I sort of liked it.

Then again, I've had some big friends, female and male, who have made a point of telling others to back the fuck off me, and that was okay too. When people I DON'T know try to 'stick up for me' though, it can piss me off, depending on the situation. Generally I'm able to take care of myself thanks, and it just so happens that a lot of the fights I get into, I sort of WANT to get into, so don't interfere. I appreciated lovers who would give me the space to be a scrapper rather than trying to stop me, or trying to 'protect' me.

I am very much looking forward to going out with GoG one night and beating the crap out of some Gino while GoG sips his drink. MUAHAHAHAHAAH!


This is one way the decision of whether you want to have sex with someone or not gets made. 'Bye. *drops the subject of Laerod and moves on*
Oww.

Okay, you're way harsher than I.

Milk, pancakes, cupcakes...I'm not seeing anything involving sex in this conversation...wtf?

I don't know what sex related questions have already been asked in this thread, so I just do my best to keep it growing while your away :p.

*bone of contention*
I have my suspicions that if i were to hold the Holy Grail out for you, you might be willing to make a frenetic exception once or twice.

Heh. Maybe. Although, given my status as a believer, it's unlikely that the Grail would be much of a pull for me - but I concede the concept.

Hmmmm, I wonder what else.....

well, if you were able to think of something, I might have stuck around, but since it seems you have no ideas, I should go do my errands :p

Milk, pancakes, cupcakes...I'm not seeing anything involving sex in this conversation...wtf?

We're going to eat it off of someone's naked body. ^_^

I thought of plenty, you're just a brat :p.

We're going to eat it off of someone's naked body. ^_^

Mmmm, slathering each other in bacon grease.

We're going to eat it off of someone's naked body. ^_^

This! Poli is making scones and I'm making cupcakes to eat off each other...or something.

Mmmm, slathering each other in bacon grease.

"Get me a George Foreman grill, a palette of bacon, and a small kiddie pool..."

now I'm getting hungry for something that
1) I can't have at work
and
2) I probably couldn't afford anyway... :(

This! Poli is making scones and I'm making cupcakes to eat off each other...or something.
I'd pay to see that.
"Get me a George Foreman grill, a palette of bacon, and a small kiddie pool..."
'Zactly.

"Get me a George Foreman grill, a palette of bacon, and a small kiddie pool..."

I got the basting brush! :p

now I'm getting hungry for something that
1) I can't have at work
and
2) I probably couldn't afford anyway... :(

Sex?

Sex?

:confused:

are you asking or offering? :p

I thought of plenty

sure, if you say so.

I'd pay to see that.

You can bake something too.....muffins? cookies? brownies?

You can bake something too.....muffins? cookies? brownies?

I'll make the bacon and the malts.

lolfat

sure, if you say so.

I suppose I coud have just said "Sex," but wheres the fun in that? If you would rather there be less teasing and more "sex" I'm sure both Poli and I could figure something out.

:confused:

are you asking or offering? :p

Asking if this were the thing you are hungry for that you cn't have at work, or afford.

I suppose I coud have just said "Sex," but wheres the fun in that?

hm, that's the way you had in mind to spend the day? What makes you think I hadn't already today?

You can bake something too.....muffins? cookies? brownies?

I make a mean chocolate mousse. We could then use paintbrushes.

hm, that's the way you had in mind to spend the day? What makes you think I hadn't already today?

If once a day is all you can handle, then perhaps I was correct in my statement about your stamina.

If you would rather there be less teasing and more "sex" I'm sure both Poli and I could figure something out.

This piques my interest...

*readies camera*

If once a day is all you can handle, then perhaps I was correct in my statement about your stamina.


owww

I make a mean chocolate mousse. We could then use paintbrushes.

You love to draw :p. I can replace your crayons with mousse if you prefer.

If once a day is all you can handle

While I'm generally a fan of pleasure before business, I do have things to do today that require my clothes on

You love to draw :p. I can replace your crayons with mousse if you prefer.

As long as I get to lick up my artwork off soft skin afterward :D

http://lifefeed.net/images/venn-happynopants.gif

Asking if this were the thing you are hungry for that you cn't have at work, or afford.

oh... damn
nah, the whole thread made me want sex... the last couple of posts just for some food...

on some rather...

er... specialized serving...

mmmmmm...

While I'm generally a fan of pleasure before business, I do have things to do today that require my clothes on

Then you have weird priorites.

Grocery shopping can be cured by ordering takeaway and as if you have to be wearing clothes to do laundry.

and, may I add, careful dear, I know where to find you.

While I'm generally a fan of pleasure before business, I do have things to do today that require my clothes on

I don't.

As long as I get to lick up my artwork off soft skin afterward :D

Well you do have to have a clean canvas :D.

Then you have weird priorites.

ahh, well, I fear that while you and Poli remain out of town, I must make do with what I can find, when I can find it :p

I was so excited by the growth of this thread until I had to skim two pages of boring lawyer-esque nattering. Sheesh. Do you talk like that when you have your penis in someone, Neo Art? Talk about mood killer :P

And then they talked about baking recipes. How did we get from Penthouse Forum to Lady's Home Journal?

Oww.

Okay, you're way harsher than I.
Why, thank you. :D *beam, preen*

Bit of a Crying Game question...men, if you fell in love with a beautiful, intelligent woman, and really clicked with her...then found out she was a pre-op transsexual...what would you do? What is she was post-op, would that matter?

I have a straight friend who recently began dating a transman, and she was having some difficulty with it until she stopped thinking of her boyfriend as a 'woman who became a man' and just accepted her boyfriend IS a man.

and, may I add, careful dear, I know where to find you.

You know where to find who? No I :p

Well you do have to have a clean canvas :D.

Mmm... shower...

You know where to find who? No I :p

in a few weeks, at least.

And then they talked about baking recipes. How did we get from Penthouse Forum to Lady's Home Journal? By walking down 'let's ruin the conversation' alley, apparently.


Why, thank you. :D *beam, preen*
Sure...I might hit them, but I think a verbal tongue lashing from you might hurt them more :D

Bit of a Crying Game question...men, if you fell in love with a beautiful, intelligent woman, and really clicked with her...then found out she was a pre-op transsexual...what would you do? What is she was post-op, would that matter?

I have a straight friend who recently began dating a transman, and she was having some difficulty with it until she stopped thinking of her boyfriend as a 'woman who became a man' and just accepted her boyfriend IS a man.
Honestly?

I don't know how I would react.

Bit of a Crying Game question...men, if you fell in love with a beautiful, intelligent woman, and really clicked with her...then found out she was a pre-op transsexual...what would you do? What is she was post-op, would that matter?

I have a straight friend who recently began dating a transman, and she was having some difficulty with it until she stopped thinking of her boyfriend as a 'woman who became a man' and just accepted her boyfriend IS a man.

I think that's one of those questions which can only be answered at the very crux of the issue, and only by the person finding out.

in a few weeks, at least.

Your track record for actually showing up seems pretty poor.

I'm trembling in fear :p.

And then they talked about baking recipes. How did we get from Penthouse Forum to Lady's Home Journal?
technically... food can be used to enhance sex.

>.>

<.<

or so I've read...

By walking down 'let's ruin the conversation' alley, apparently.


Sure...I might hit them, but I think a verbal tongue lashing from you might hurt them more :D
A shame really, because I'm told the physical tongue lashings I give don't hurt at all -- or they hurt so good. So sad that some people will never get a chance to compare.

Well, I'm 205, and i've got six years into Gosoko-ryu and Choi Lei Fut myself, so i think i can relate pretty well to what you're saying. How strange. :)

6'4", 245 lbs. And I'm a scary ass motherfucker. I look like a Viking, only not so sweet and charming. Thank the gods I'm such a delicate fluffy bunny of a person.

Your track record for actually showing up seems pretty poor.

I'm trembling in fear :p.

all the better to lull you into a false sense of self confidence.

This is why I am repeatedly miffed that an NSG meetup is not happening on the West Coast.

Specifically, Los Angeles.

<_<

technically... food can be used to enhance sex.

>.>

<.<

or so I've experienced...

Fixed.

technically... food can be used to enhance sex.

>.>

<.<

or so I've read...

There was a Seinfeld episode about that. Gotta be true.

I bought a ticket to go to Vancouver on New Year's Eve (my b-day), and I'll party it up with my cousins, then I'll go visit some old friends. As in, try to fuck as many of said friends in two days as I can. I so envy me :D

I have another "Crying Game" question, this one about the actual movie: Is there really anyone who was surprised by the ending? I mean...really?

all the better to lull you into a false sense of self confidence.

Terrifying, really.

I bought tickets to go to Vancouver on New Year's Eve (my b-day), and I'll party it up with my cousins, then I'll go visit some old friends. As in, try to fuck as many of them in two days as I can. I so envy me :D
Are your old friends hot?

Terrifying, really.

heh, typical....

There was a Seinfeld episode about that. Gotta be true.

really? I was actually thinking more about Hot Shots than seinfeld.

heh, typical....

You'll have your hands full on New Years Eve if both Poli and I are there.

I bought a ticket to go to Vancouver on New Year's Eve (my b-day), and I'll party it up with my cousins, then I'll go visit some old friends. As in, try to fuck as many of said friends in two days as I can. I so envy me :D

Will do!

*envies Neesika's friends*

You'll have your hands full on New Years Eve if both Poli and I are there.

and you say that like this is a bad thing

Hey, cool, roommate is back with pizza. See you folks later, maybe on Vent.

Are your old friends hot?

One is a big Irishman with the jaw I love...the one who called me up with a conversation that turned into phone sex...another is this very cool tattooed boy who lives on the island and loves to mountain climb, great bod and his gf is bi and into it...another is a hot Gixtan girl I met at a conference years ago who likes to boss me around. She's got this amazing face, like a native china doll, which might not sound appealing but she's so pretty I could just stare at her for hours. So yes, yes and yes!

and you say that like this is a bad thing

No no, it would be an absolutely fantastic thing.

I bought a ticket to go to Vancouver on New Year's Eve (my b-day), and I'll party it up with my cousins, then I'll go visit some old friends. As in, try to fuck as many of said friends in two days as I can. I so envy me :D

So we ring in '09 and also a "New Age of Sin?"

No no, it would be an absolutely fantastic thing.

hey, what can I say, I never back down from a challenge....might be interesting, what with you and poli being so *ahem* similar, in some ways.

no no, it would be an absolutely fantastic thing.-

:(

hey, what can I say, I never back down from a challenge....might be interesting, what with you and poli being so *ahem* similar, in some ways.

Similar and yet different, it could turn into quite the amazing experience.

So we ring in '09 and also a "New Age of Sin?"

Last New Year's Eve was in Vegas, so I'm planning on making this sort of 'ringing in of the new year' a habit :D

Similar and yet different, it could turn into quite the amazing experience.

yeah yeah, all talk, I'm sure :p

-

:(

Learn that the East coast > West coast and come to Boston as well!

yeah yeah, all talk, I'm sure :p

Thats your job, I'm the one who gets to be hands on.

Learn that the East coast > West coast and come to Boston as well!

The only plane ticket I can afford is the "Landing Gear Bay" class. :(

Last New Year's Eve was in Vegas, so I'm planning on making this sort of 'ringing in of the new year' a habit :D

My birthday only falls on Thanksgving once every few years, yours is much more interesting

*is jealous*

Thats your job, I'm the one who gets to be hands on.

oh, we'll just have to see about that.

oh, we'll just have to see about that.

Try not to get too giddy while you wait, I know it will be hard.

Try not to get too giddy while you wait, I know it will be hard.

I'll just have to find some way to distract myself until then.

I hear doing your laundry and grocery shopping are good ways.

I hear doing your laundry and grocery shopping are good ways.

you're a smart ass, ya know that? :p

you're a smart ass, ya know that? :p

Totally. Yet I get away with it all the time, go figure.

Totally. Yet I get away with it all the time, go figure.

yeah, well, that doesn't work so well with me.

I enjoy giving you a hard time, but if it actually bothers you I'll be less of a smart ass :p.

I enjoy giving you a hard time, but if it actually bothers you I'll be less of a smart ass :p.

hah, well, like I said, I like a challenge :p but like I said, I have my own way of getting payback..

Well, I have a feeling I might like the kind of payback you'd be exacting to be honest.

Well, I have a feeling I might like the kind of payback you'd be exacting to be honest.

pft, for now, you're all talk :p Also, do you not nave a nation? Tried sending you a TG earlier, said there was no such nation.

pft, for now, you're all talk :p Also, do you not nave a nation? Tried sending you a TG earlier, said there was no such nation.

I did, it was Aerou. I left (started residency) nation died and I don't remember the password. All TG's can now be directed to Aerouvia and/or MSN.

I did, it was Aerou. I left (started residency) nation died and I don't remember the password. All TG's can now be directed to Aerouvia and/or MSN.

ok, check on Aerouvia

This is why I am repeatedly miffed that an NSG meetup is not happening on the West Coast.

Specifically, Los Angeles.

<_<

....so you can hit on Neo Art, too? :confused:

*takes pictures*

its been a while since i've blackmailed anyone.

Heh, there is nothing you can do to my reputation that I can't do!

....so you can hit on Neo Art, too? :confused:

hey, what can I say?

Now, is sex good to make you feel better of a cold? Any candidates around to help me?

hey, what can I say?

I knew about the passionate manlust between you and Deus Malum, but Christma is a new addition to your harem! You should be so proud. :tongue:

Now, is sex good to make you feel better of a cold? Any candidates around to help me?

Not sure - I suppose it might take your mind off it for a moment, but don't sneeze on your man... :D

I think the standard policy on lazy Sundays is to eat cupcakes and watch movies based on kidlit.

I work 13 hours on lazy sundays.

Not sure - I suppose it might take your mind off it for a moment, but don't sneeze on your man... :D

Nah, I don't think I am actually in the mood.:tongue:

Nah, I don't think I am actually in the mood.:tongue:

That too - the mood is important. ;)

I don't know what sex related questions have already been asked in this thread, so I just do my best to keep it growing while your away :p.

Just ask anyway and I'd happily answer again :D

Nah, I don't think I am actually in the mood.:tongue:

phsaw!

no need the sex. a good firm rubdown and massage will make you forget that cold.

*cracks knuckles*

phsaw!

no need the sex. a good firm rubdown and massage will make you forget that cold.

*cracks knuckles*

:rolleyes: :tongue:

Now, is sex good to make you feel better of a cold? Any candidates around to help me?

I wish I could.

:rolleyes: :tongue:

well... it does in my experience... :D

One is a big Irishman with the jaw I love...the one who called me up with a conversation that turned into phone sex...another is this very cool tattooed boy who lives on the island and loves to mountain climb, great bod and his gf is bi and into it...another is a hot Gixtan girl I met at a conference years ago who likes to boss me around. She's got this amazing face, like a native china doll, which might not sound appealing but she's so pretty I could just stare at her for hours. So yes, yes and yes!
Oh, well, then, congratulations and happy birthday/new year. :D

One is a big Irishman with the jaw I love...the one who called me up with a conversation that turned into phone sex...another is this very cool tattooed boy who lives on the island and loves to mountain climb, great bod and his gf is bi and into it...another is a hot Gixtan girl I met at a conference years ago who likes to boss me around. She's got this amazing face, like a native china doll, which might not sound appealing but she's so pretty I could just stare at her for hours. So yes, yes and yes!

Sounds like you got your New Year planned out.. I will be home alone, again, maybe if I'm lucky I'll have a cream soda.

....so you can hit on Neo Art, too? :confused:

I do believe there was talk of an Aerou/Poli bacon grease wrestling match and eating muffins, scones, and malts off of your naked body...

So, no, not exactly. XD

Learn that the East coast > West coast and come to Boston as well!

Fuck the East Coast.

Fuck the East Coast.

Fuck both coasts:p

Fuck the East Coast.

No way, man. Philly owns.