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Whoah. I tend to take at least half an hour (foreplay not included) to get off, with the average being around 45 minutes.

I don't know, is that all that uncommon? I mean hell, even my "quick sex" tends to be at least half an hour. I mean, fair enough, I've never had sex with another guy involved, but I always assumed the whole "five minute wonder" thing was at least a bit exaggerated.I've experienced the five minute wonders, and that's okay as long as they keep going in some other fashion...but yeah, in general, most guys I've been with go at least half an hour.

As for the 'how long have you had sex for...well, until we couldn't fuck anymore. I have that sort of sex fairly often in relation to just quick sex, but that's mostly because of the whole long distance thing, or lack of time to fuck often enough to get into that 'regular sex' routine.

:D

Now, what do anyone here think about having sex to music? And what music or songs get you in the mood?I like having music playing at all times...but it's not something I take the time to put on before sex. I get worked up dancing, so music can get me going in that sense, but not just on its own.

Do you, now?:D

Yes, I do. :p

I practically have a cum fetish. I love to watch a guy cum, so I often like to let oral and handjobs finish in open air, like my own little lawn sprinkler. And I have had several boyfriends who, reflexively, apologized for making a mess -- as if I didn't cause them to and want them to and as if I'm not clearly enjoying that they did. I blame their mothers for psychologically abusing them.

I have never heard of anything like this. Who apologizes for nutbustery? You have encountered this more than once? I produce large amounts of semen that fly everywhere and I think it is great fun. I think of the results as my own splatter paintings. Wow! Hmmm, my mom was always trying to get me to be a clean freak and it backfired on her and made me a slob. Maybe the fact that I am a slob helps me to enjoy the messy results of passion. You presented a very interesting psychological insight.

Yes, I do. :p

Really?

Really?

We're gonna be here all day... :D

Hmm... well, no ass to mouth on the first date...

Hmm... well, no ass to mouth on the first date...

You don't go ass to mouth?


And thus begins one of the greatest debates in movie history...

Hmm... well, no ass to mouth on the first date...You don't go ass to mouth?


And thus begins one of the greatest debates in movie history...



Actually he only said on the first date...

I have never heard of anything like this. Who apologizes for nutbustery? You have encountered this more than once? I produce large amounts of semen that fly everywhere and I think it is great fun. I think of the results as my own splatter paintings. Wow! Hmmm, my mom was always trying to get me to be a clean freak and it backfired on her and made me a slob. Maybe the fact that I am a slob helps me to enjoy the messy results of passion. You presented a very interesting psychological insight.
I have had it happen to me maybe three or four times. Two of those, the guys got over it real quick when they saw how I actually reacted to them climaxing. The others...that was just one of the shadowy dark things about them, and I did not keep seeing them.

I have no idea what could cause a person to engage in sex but still act as if their body fluids are somehow not desirable or not good. I find it really disturbing.

We're gonna be here all day... :D

Or so you think. I'm just playing silly.:wink:

I have had it happen to me maybe three or four times. Two of those, the guys got over it real quick when they saw how I actually reacted to them climaxing. The others...that was just one of the shadowy dark things about them, and I did not keep seeing them.

I have no idea what could cause a person to engage in sex but still act as if their body fluids are somehow not desirable or not good. I find it really disturbing.

hey, check yer TGs

hey, check yer TGs
I'm not showing any new TGs. Crap, who did you send that "sensitive material" to!!?? :eek2:

I'm not showing any new TGs. Crap, who did you send that "sensitive material" to!!?? :eek2:

I JUST sent it, try again?

Or so you think. I'm just playing silly.:wink:

I lose! Oh noes! :eek:

I JUST sent it, try again?
Nothin'.

'k, try again?

I JUST sent it, try again?
OK, it finally appeared. Answered.

You don't go ass to mouth?


And thus begins one of the greatest debates in movie history...

Ahh ass to mouth! I remember when I put a spin on it it was on a New Yeasr Day that I first did the "rotation of love". This is ass to mouth to vagina and keep repeating the cycle. Do not screw this up and miss the mouth part or else it could be vaginal infection time.

I might have to repeat, as a disclaimer, that I've dutifully toed the homosexual line for years before my getting involved with my current heterosexual partner, so this is a very tiny empirical sample, but-

He definitely falls into the "five minute wonder" category - as in, it's a wonder if and when he lasts five minutes.
5 minutes? That must take some massive stamina.When I'm jerking off, in the mood, and watching... certain things... I can do it in under 5. But while in bed with a girl it takes longer, partially because it takes longer and partially because I resist cumming "too early", whenever that may be.
Half an hour is not quick! Not if that's all vaginal intercourse. That's what really saps my stamina.

I realize I might be a bit of an oddity among women, though, because I don't need hours of attention to come and don't always want them if I don't need them. I think the fastest my boyfriend ever made me orgasm was in about three minutes (I was really, er, in the mood, obviously), and after about half an hour of sex and three orgasms I wanted to roll away and sleep for a few days. I can't imagine doing that for hours, it just doesn't sound fun.Just shows that all women are different. With my first, only three orgasms was a disappointment. Five was what we usually went for.
I've experienced the five minute wonders, and that's okay as long as they keep going in some other fashion...but yeah, in general, most guys I've been with go at least half an hour.

As for the 'how long have you had sex for...well, until we couldn't fuck anymore. I have that sort of sex fairly often in relation to just quick sex, but that's mostly because of the whole long distance thing, or lack of time to fuck often enough to get into that 'regular sex' routine.I haven't been able to go again after cumming. It hurts doing it too often; teh poor muscle gets tired.
I have had it happen to me maybe three or four times. Two of those, the guys got over it real quick when they saw how I actually reacted to them climaxing. The others...that was just one of the shadowy dark things about them, and I did not keep seeing them.

I have no idea what could cause a person to engage in sex but still act as if their body fluids are somehow not desirable or not good. I find it really disturbing.It's sticky and requires cleaning up. They got a President into serious trouble recently.

It's sticky and requires cleaning up. They got a President into serious trouble recently.
What got that president into trouble was that a certain intern was too lazy to do her laundry, or else she wanted a souvenir. :p Jizz is easier to clean up than spilled coffee.

Mur, replied to the reply :p

What got that president into trouble was that a certain intern was too lazy to do her laundry, or else she wanted a souvenir. :p Jizz is easier to clean up than spilled coffee.It is, if you do it right. I always aimed at my ex' belly, where it could be easily wiped off with a tissue.

And I don't drink coffee. 'tis an evil brew...

It is, if you do it right. I always aimed at my ex' belly, where it could be easily wiped off with a tissue.

And I don't drink coffee. 'tis an evil brew...
Coffee is the fuel of the modern world, but it stains something fierce. :D

As for "doing it right," well, I've never spilled my coffee on purpose -- completely different from what I do with a guy. So yes, there is an aim element involved. ;)

As for "doing it right," well, I've never spilled my coffee on purpose -- completely different from what I do with a guy.

that's hot.

that's hot.
I've actually drunk coffee during sex. Never wasted a drop. Of either. ;)

I've actually drunk coffee during sex. Never wasted a drop. Of either. ;)

I'm trying to imagine a position where this would be practical

Plus if you need coffee during sex he's doing it wrong.

Coffee is the fuel of the modern world, but it stains something fierce. :D

As for "doing it right," well, I've never spilled my coffee on purpose -- completely different from what I do with a guy. So yes, there is an aim element involved. ;)Indeed. Get it in any form of hair and it's really difficult to get out, if you can get it out at all. Particularly a problem while showering, where the water will wash away the more fluid elements...

I've actually drunk coffee during sex. Never wasted a drop. Of either. ;)Puts a whole new meaning to Hot Coffee...

I'm trying to imagine a position where this would be practical

Plus if you need coffee during sex he's doing it wrong.

"*yawn* Just keep doing what you're doing while I run the espresso machine, dear..." :p

I'm trying to imagine a position where this would be practical

Plus if you need coffee during sex he's doing it wrong.
It's not a question of "need." It's a question of "want." What can I say? I'm a coffee achiever.

It's not a question of "need." It's a question of "want." What can I say? I'm a coffee achiever.

so then I assume you were on top :p

"*yawn* Just keep doing what you're doing while I run the espresso machine, dear..." :p
Haha, well, yes, there's that scenario, too. :D

"*yawn* Just keep doing what you're doing while I run the espresso machine, dear..." :p

this allows me to conclude one of three things:

1) we're having sex in the kitchen
2) you keep an espresso machine in the bedroom
3) you have freakishly long arms

so then I assume you were on top :p
Not every time, no. Let's just put it this way: Where there's a will, there's a way, and when it's coffee time, there's a will.

Not every time, no. Let's just put it this way: Where there's a will, there's a way, and when it's coffee time, there's a will.

...do you make it a habit to mix coffee with your sex time?

Or is that sex with your coffee time?

this allows me to conclude one of three things:

1) we're having sex in the kitchen
2) you keep an espresso machine in the bedroom
3) you have freakishly long arms

Why not all three? :tongue:

...do you make it a habit to mix coffee with your sex time?

Or is that sex with your coffee time?
I've only ever done it if sex happened to come up while I had a fresh cup ready for drinking. Like during breakfast or late afternoon.

Why not all three? :tongue:Because the latter is the least amusing way to turn on an espresso machine.

Why not all three? :tongue:
Well, you'd need the freakishly long arms to reach the espresso maching in the bedroom while you're having sex in the kitchen...I suppose. Why not just move the espresso machine to where the sex is happening?

hey, check yer TGs

I'm not showing any new TGs. Crap, who did you send that "sensitive material" to!!?? :eek2:

I JUST sent it, try again?

Nothin'.

'k, try again?

OK, it finally appeared. Answered.

Mur, replied to the reply :p

Get a freaking room...or IM? :p

Get a freaking room...or IM? :p
HA! You're one to talk, Ms. Yeast Infections.

I haven't been able to go again after cumming. It hurts doing it too often; teh poor muscle gets tired.


Well it's good to take a break to have some food, or a shower...but yeah, after a while it starts to get painful. My problem is, I like painful.

Speaking of which*, it's coffee time! :D Elixir of life, here I come.


(*Which of what, I leave to the devoted readership.)

Well it's good to take a break to have some food, or a shower...but yeah, after a while it starts to get painful. My problem is, I like painful.And there's the tiring bit. The process of reaching a climax is a wonderful motivator to shrug off your muscles yelling "Stop! Too much lactic acid!", but once you reach the peak...

HA! You're one to talk, Ms. Yeast Infections.

I sure am, but I dodn't get the yeast infection reference?

Speaking of which*, it's coffee time! :D Elixir of life, here I come.


(*Which of what, I leave to the devoted readership.)Instant messengers!

And there's the tiring bit. The process of reaching a climax is a wonderful motivator to shrug off your muscles yelling "Stop! Too much lactic acid!", but once you reach the peak...

What I sort of like is that after a guy cums the first or second time, it's usually pretty hard to cum again for a while...so that ability to ignore fatigue is somewhat heightened in the attempt to reach climax again.

There's nothing like watching your partner collapse after cumming again, seeing that he's physically unable to move. Sweet, sweet victory!

What I sort of like is that after a guy cums the first or second time, it's usually pretty hard to cum again for a while...so that ability to ignore fatigue is somewhat heightened in the attempt to reach climax again.

There's nothing like watching your partner collapse after cumming again, seeing that he's physically unable to move. Sweet, sweet victory!

Hee. Yeah, that is rather fun.

I also like having a not-quite-erect penis to play with after he's a bit worn out. It's all jiggly and bouncy and stuff! :p

Hee. Yeah, that is rather fun.

I also like having a not-quite-erect penis to play with after he's a bit worn out. It's all jiggly and bouncy and stuff! :p

Yeah, I'm not really a fan of the non-erect or only somewhat erect penis, but I'll still put it in my mouth as long as I know it feels good.

What I sort of like is that after a guy cums the first or second time, it's usually pretty hard to cum again for a while...so that ability to ignore fatigue is somewhat heightened in the attempt to reach climax again.

There's nothing like watching your partner collapse after cumming again, seeing that he's physically unable to move. Sweet, sweet victory!Sex ist eine Schlacht indeed.

Sex ist eine Schlacht indeed.

I'm really competitive in certain areas. Sex is my favourite way to really burn off some of that competitive energy.

I'm really competitive in certain areas. Sex is my favourite way to really burn off some of that competitive energy.

oh yeah? I'm better at sex than you are!

I'm really competitive in certain areas. Sex is my favourite way to really burn off some of that competitive energy.I suppose I'm only semi competetive when it comes to sex. I do try to get her to orgasm as often as possible, but I've been with women that didn't manage at all.

But when my little sister was quizzing me on my "body count", I completely avoided telling here how many I've been with, since I don't really want to go around comparing.

oh yeah? I'm better at sex than you are!

No you're not.

Sorry.

oh yeah? I'm better at sex than you are!No you're not.

Sorry.
Dayum.

No you're not.

Sorry.

bitch, please

bitch, please

I'm better than youor Neesika combined so, stfu.:D

I'm better than you or Neesika combined. So, stfu.:DFixified. :D

I'm better than youor Neesika combined so, stfu.:D

I would gladly test this theory and help make it a law...

I suppose I'm only semi competetive when it comes to sex. I do try to get her to orgasm as often as possible, but I've been with women that didn't manage at all. It's competitive in the sense that it's an area I have a lot of stamina for, and I really, really like to please. But I'm also fairly voracious...so you know, it's a joint venture, for sure because you can only keep doing it if you're both really into it. I'm not much of a cummer, and I don't care. I just want to be able to say at the end of a particular session, that I did my utmost.

But when my little sister was quizzing me on my "body count", I completely avoided telling here how many I've been with, since I don't really want to go around comparing.

Yeah...I would have refrained from answering because of the whole little sister thing.

But 'body count' doesn't tell you much really. I mean, having someone in my 'body count' cuz I slept with them once isn't really comparable to someone I've had sex with many, many times.

bitch, please

I'm better than youor Neesika combined so, stfu.:D

Whatever helps you both sleep at night.

*nods*

No you're not.

Sorry.

Maybe you guys just need an impartial judge to evaluate the relative quality of your sexings... ;)

Maybe you guys just need an impartial judge to evaluate the relative quality of your sexings... ;)

see that Neesika, I think she offered to go lez for you.

Maybe you guys just need an impartial judge to evaluate the relative quality of your sexings... ;)
Sex olympics? I'm game!

see that Neesika, I think she offered to go lez for you.

The term is 'bi'. And one does not 'go bi' one either is bi, or one is not.

:D

It's competitive in the sense that it's an area I have a lot of stamina for, and I really, really like to please. But I'm also fairly voracious...so you know, it's a joint venture, for sure because you can only keep doing it if you're both really into it. I'm not much of a cummer, and I don't care. I just want to be able to say at the end of a particular session, that I did my utmost.Yeah, I've always felt bad when I didn't manage to get the "competition" to cum, and I've been treated to the "No, I was impressed" and "Relax!" lines before. =D
Yeah...I would have refrained from answering because of the whole little sister thing.

But 'body count' doesn't tell you much really. I mean, having someone in my 'body count' cuz I slept with them once isn't really comparable to someone I've had sex with many, many times.I've been open about my sex life before. Maybe it was just another topic we had something in common in, seeing as the third sibling is still virgin.

Sex olympics? I'm game!Excellent.

:rolleyes:


men and women alike ask me to autograph their genitalia after a round with me


last time at the sex club they gave me the nickname "rock star"



I think we all know why.


I look like a druggie, is why

:rolleyes:


men and women alike ask me to autograph their genitalia


last time at the sex club they gave me the nickname "rock star"



I think we all know why.


I look like a druggie, is whyI need no nickname. My real name is a porn name.

Sex olympics? I'm game!

"Neesika is now attempting the first-ever quadruple-boink in international competition...she's approaching the penis...and...and...she's done it! She SCORES!"

The term is 'bi'. And one does not 'go bi' one either is bi, or one is not.

:D

You never know... ;)

I have officially gotten the cold shoulder more times in this thread than I have in real life...

I could make Poli go lez, but I don't think that would be anything for a guy to brag about.

I have officially gotten the cold shoulder more times in this thread than I have in real life...Then open up and say a few things. ;)

If you don't want to, then don't.

Then open up and say a few things. ;)

If you don't want to, then don't.

Page 117, 118, or 119.. one of those...

I need no nickname. My real name is a porn name.

hahah - if it is your screen name too then that is quite excellent indeed

I could make Poli go lez, but I don't think that would be anything for a guy to brag about.

Heh. The last time a guy tried that, it didn't work out so well. :tongue:

Yeah, I've always felt bad when I didn't manage to get the "competition" to cum, and I've been treated to the "No, I was impressed" and "Relax!" lines before. =D Yeah me too. I'm always a bit nonplussed when a guy can't cum...then again, they're so busy apologising for it that I am pretty convinced that it's okay.


I need no nickname. My real name is a porn name.TG needed!

"Neesika is now attempting the first-ever quadruple-boink in international competition...she's approaching the penis...and...and...she's done it! She SCORES!" Muahahahaahahah!



You never know... ;)
Don't tease!
I have officially gotten the cold shoulder more times in this thread than I have in real life...
You worry too much. People don't have to respond to every post you make, we know you're here, we've read your input, chill out.

Page 117, 118, or 119.. one of those...Alrighty. I'll check them out in a while if I remember to. My memory is horrible, so, sorry if I don't remember.

Oh, and, hey, problem solved. :D

Heh. The last time a guy tried that, it didn't work out so well. :tongue:

I don't think you got my meaning :D

You worry too much. People don't have to respond to every post you make, we know you're here, we've read your input, chill out.


Seriously - I'm betting I get ignored more than anyone here. /more emo than you

You worry too much. People don't have to respond to every post you make, we know you're here, we've read your input, chill out.

Hey, I'm laughing about it. If I had an issue with this thread I wouldn't be here.


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2jIFH6r2GSM&feature=related
This song seems to fit the thread :p

I don't think you got my meaning :D

Heh, I think I did - but I actually acquired my first Serious Boyfriend when I told a male friend that I was fed up with men and was going to become a lesbian. He offered to "help" by looking at pictures of hot women with me, and actually showed up at my place to do so a few nights later - and by the end of the evening, we had somehow ended up on top of each other on the floor with most of our clothes off. Hence, efforts to turn me gay seem to end rather than begin with me making out with boys. :p

Heh, I think I did - but I actually acquired my first Serious Boyfriend when I told a male friend that I was fed up with men and was going to become a lesbian. He offered to "help" by looking at pictures of hot women with me, and actually showed up at my place to do so a few nights later - and by the end of the evening, we had somehow ended up on top of each other on the floor with most of our clothes off. Hence, efforts to turn me gay seem to end rather than begin with me making out with boys. :p

so...want help going gay?

so...want help going gay?Trying...too...hard. :D

fed up with men

Yeah, I was betting that I could make this one stick for good :p

Yeah, I was betting that I could make this one stick for good :p

I have faith in you SB, if anyone can turn her gay, you can!

I have faith in you SB, if anyone can turn her gay, you can!


That's the spirit!

Wait....

:confused:

:(


















:tongue:

I have faith in you SB, if anyone can turn her gay, you can!

Not once she sees how big his cock is.

This thread is making me laugh. Yay! :D

That's the spirit!

Wait....

:confused:

:(


:tongue:

Ohhhhhh! :)

....ooooooh :(

OHHHHH :eek:

Not once she sees how big his cock is.

not nearly as big as it's ego

not nearly as big as it's ego

Your cock has an ego? Does it have an id and a superego too? What goes on in a cock-superego?

Ohhhhhh! :)

....ooooooh :(

OHHHHH :eek:

lol

Your cock has an ego? Does it have an id and a superego too? What goes on in a cock-superego?

I'm not sure. It refuses psychiatric help.

Also, I'm just kidding...I don't actually believe I'm the best ever in bed. If there isn't great chemistry, it doesn't matter how technically superior your skills are. My ex was technically very good in bed, but it was the most terrible, boring, unwelcome sex I ever had.

Also, I'm just kidding...I don't actually believe I'm the best ever in bed. If there isn't great chemistry, it doesn't matter how technically superior your skills are. My ex was technically very good in bed, but it was the most terrible, boring, unwelcome sex I ever had.

This is true, and operates in reverse too. The boy who tried to turn me gay had never done more than kiss a girl before, and had no idea what he was doing 99% of the time, but he was sweet and hilarious and so he was way sexier than a more competent person I liked less would have been. :)

This is true, and operates in reverse too. The boy who tried to turn me gay had never done more than kiss a girl before, and had no idea what he was doing 99% of the time, but he was sweet and hilarious and so he was way sexier than a more competent person I liked less would have been. :)
Yeah, I've had satisfying sex with partners who weren't that great at what they were doing. It's so much about how aroused you are. I actually came in under two minutes with one guy...and I hardly ever cum without serious effort. He wasn't doing anything special, just your average missionary thrusting, but it was just so. damn. hot.

I would gladly test this theory and help make it a law...

Name the place and the time.:fluffle:

I sure am, but I dodn't get the yeast infection reference?
You brought them up a while back, didn't you? Odd thing to bring up in a sex-talk thread. No wonder no one picked up on the topic. The connection is: Things Other People Don't Want to Participate In. Talking about yeast infections, and watching me and NA tell each other that we just sent each other TGs.

Yeah, I've had satisfying sex with partners who weren't that great at what they were doing. It's so much about how aroused you are. I actually came in under two minutes with one guy...and I hardly ever cum without serious effort. He wasn't doing anything special, just your average missionary thrusting, but it was just so. damn. hot.
Quality. Sometimes it doesn't need any embellishment. Like a good steak. :D

This thread makes Happy Lurker.

:D

Now, what do anyone here think about having sex to music? And what music or songs get you in the mood?

Hmmm... never tried putting music on. Some songs would be kinda cool. Mainly My Dying Bride stuff, but I'm depressing like that.

Hmmm... never tried putting music on. Some songs would be kinda cool. Mainly My Dying Bride stuff, but I'm depressing like that.

Try songs like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcubhlxfLis).

Try songs like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcubhlxfLis).

Don't think it'd work for me, but yeah, that's one hella sexual song/video/perfromance.

Try songs like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcubhlxfLis).

or this:

Type O (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0digLwwKrzk)

You brought them up a while back, didn't you? Odd thing to bring up in a sex-talk thread. No wonder no one picked up on the topic. The connection is: Things Other People Don't Want to Participate In. Talking about yeast infections, and watching me and NA tell each other that we just sent each other TGs.

See, I knew there was a connection, I just couldn't see into your brain well enough to figure out what it was :D

You know what seems to cure yeast infections?

Lots of sex :D

Quality. Sometimes it doesn't need any embellishment. Like a good steak. :D

That's funny...I compare good sex to a good steak all the time...some men seem to think I'm calling them a piece of meat.

That's funny...I compare good sex to a good steak all the time...some men seem to think I'm calling them a piece of meat.

Which, dont get me wrong, we dont usually object to.

See, I knew there was a connection, I just couldn't see into your brain well enough to figure out what it was :D

You know what seems to cure yeast infections?

Lots of sex :D
I wouldn't know. I've only ever had one yeast infection in my entire life. Put my guy on a vaginal penetration moratorium for about a week, and no worries. *acts smug*

That's funny...I compare good sex to a good steak all the time...some men seem to think I'm calling them a piece of meat.
Mmmm....meaty... :D

Si vous le voulez bien me poser. Est-ce que votre sexe dimensions serré? La seule raison pour laquelle je demande, c'est parce que cela pourrait expliquer votre gêne, et je suis en faisant allusion à vos commentaires sur pied drôle pour une semaine.

Si cette question vous offense en aucune manière, s'il vous plaît, dites-moi et je m'en excuse.

J'sais pas vraiment, mais les mecs le me dit! ;) Aussi mon copain a... um... j'sais pas le mot. Une grande circonférence? :$

"Neesika is now attempting the first-ever quadruple-boink in international competition...she's approaching the penis...and...and...she's done it! She SCORES!"

I just almost choked on spit. Which is not sexy.

This is true, and operates in reverse too. The boy who tried to turn me gay had never done more than kiss a girl before, and had no idea what he was doing 99% of the time, but he was sweet and hilarious and so he was way sexier than a more competent person I liked less would have been. :)

I like to think that what I lack in experience I make up for in enthusiasm. I'm glad to hear it works that way sometimes!

I like to think that what I lack in experience I make up for in enthusiasm. I'm glad to hear it works that way sometimes!

Enthusiasm is far more important.

Enthusiasm is far more important.

A for effort and jumping guys on playground equipment? :D

A for effort and jumping guys on playground equipment? :D

I wasnt there, so I cant grade either.


If youre ever in Chicagoland however...:p

I just almost choked on spit. Which is not sexy.

Glad I could oblige. :D

I wouldn't know. I've only ever had one yeast infection in my entire life. Put my guy on a vaginal penetration moratorium for about a week, and no worries. *acts smug* A major reason I avoid antibiotics is because they mess with my system and kick off a yeast infection. Luckily I don't get the smelly uncomfortable kind of yeast infection, and even better, a garlic clove shoved up my woo-ha usually takes care of it.

A major reason I avoid antibiotics is because they mess with my system and kick off a yeast infection. Luckily I don't get the smelly uncomfortable kind of yeast infection, and even better, a garlic clove shoved up my woo-ha usually takes care of it.

That sounds like a smelly and uncomfortable solution!

I don't have a problem with yeast infections, but I have had a few UTIs (and two kidney infections cause I was all "blah I'll just take OTC stuff and drink water"). I had to go to the emergency clinic a few Christmases ago because I had a kidney infection, and the doctor, after learning I was on continuous BC, tried to convince me that my bf was fucking around on me and had given me an STI that had gone into my ovaries and may have rendered me sterile. Despite the pain being very obviously in my KIDNEY and not my OVARY, which are, you know, in different places. What a fucking puritanical dick.

Dudes, the fat people/airline thread is catching up.

I'm horrified.

That sounds like a smelly and uncomfortable solution!

Hahahaah, na, you do it overnite, shower in the morning, no smell, and not uncomfortable at all.

That sounds like a smelly and uncomfortable solution!

Yeah, but, she kinda likes that.

I don't have a problem with yeast infections, but I have had a few UTIs (and two kidney infections cause I was all "blah I'll just take OTC stuff and drink water"). I had to go to the emergency clinic a few Christmases ago because I had a kidney infection,

Merry christmas!

and the doctor, after learning I was on continuous BC, tried to convince me that my bf was fucking around on me and had given me an STI that had gone into my ovaries and may have rendered me sterile.

You should have secretly gone off birth control, that would have taught the cheating bastard

Despite the pain being very obviously in my KIDNEY and not my OVARY, which are, you know, in different places. What a fucking puritanical dick.

Pft, you act like there's an important part of a woman other than her ovaries.

Well, her womb, but other than that.

Dudes, the fat people/airline thread is catching up.

I'm horrified.

Well, duh. It's your fault. Best way to kill a sex talk party is to start talking about "female troubles." :p

Pft, you act like there's an important part of a woman other than her ovaries.

Well, her womb, but other than that.

Or worse, that women have brains and can tell different parts of their body apart from one another!

I was highly entertained though by his argument that using continuous BC made it "easier" and "more likely" for my bf to cheat. Apparently, if we had used condoms instead, it would somehow be more difficult... don't even ask me.

Or worse, that women have brains and can tell different parts of their body apart from one another!

I was highly entertained though by his argument that using continuous BC made it "easier" and "more likely" for my bf to cheat. Apparently, if we had used condoms instead, it would somehow be more difficult... don't even ask me.

...........riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. That's...special?

Well, duh. It's your fault. Best way to kill a sex talk party is to start talking about "female troubles." :p

Meh fuck that. If men aren't comfortable talking about the vaginal health of their partners, then they are men I probably won't be fucking often, if ever.

Pft, you act like there's an important part of a woman other than her ovaries.

Well, her womb, but other than that.

Boobies arent important?

Meh fuck that. If men aren't comfortable talking about the vaginal health of their partners, then they are men I probably won't be fucking often, if ever.
Hell, call me old-fashioned but I've never enjoyed discussing any of my involuntary bodily functions all that much. I hardly ever mention my digestive system, either. The topic wanders towards yeast infections, and I think, "Oh, we've decided to stop talking about sex again," and I go back to working instead of goofing off.

And in reference to the topic, I would never bring up yeast infections on a first date. :p

Doctors have really pissed me off over the years on the issue of birth control. I can't go on the pill because I get migraines with aura, and apparently that increases your risk of a stroke as it is...adding the pill to the mix is something that doctors are apparently NOT supposed to be doing. I went off years ago because the pill seemed to increase my instances of migraines by like freaking 2 million percent or something entirely likely like that.

But more than that, it's the freaking preaching that goes along with seeing most doctors about birthcontrol. Just give me the facts, and shut up.

The coolest doctor I've found is the one I go to for regular STI screenings. I saw him about a week after my last Vegas trip, and sort of forgot that my inner thighs were incredibly bruised. He very calmly asked if everything was okay, and when I said yes, it was from playing, he accepted that. Not uncomfortable, or with relief, but rather as though I were an adult. Amazing. So he sees me pretty banged up every few months because I won't go to the other doctors.

Hell, call me old-fashioned but I've never enjoyed discussing any of my involuntary bodily functions all that much. I hardly ever mention my digestive system, either. The topic wanders towards yeast infections, and I think, "Oh, we've decided to stop talking about sex again," and I go back to working instead of goofing off.

And in reference to the topic, I would never bring up yeast infections on a first date. :p

Old fashioned.












Well you told me to. Besides, I thought you didn't like talking about sex :P

I'm more comfortable with people who are comfortable talking about menstraution, yeast infections, whatever...as though it's no big deal. Because it really is no big deal. I got really tired to being hush hush about that sort of thing with certain partners. It was annoying.

That sounds like a smelly and uncomfortable solution!

I don't have a problem with yeast infections, but I have had a few UTIs (and two kidney infections cause I was all "blah I'll just take OTC stuff and drink water"). I had to go to the emergency clinic a few Christmases ago because I had a kidney infection, and the doctor, after learning I was on continuous BC, tried to convince me that my bf was fucking around on me and had given me an STI that had gone into my ovaries and may have rendered me sterile. Despite the pain being very obviously in my KIDNEY and not my OVARY, which are, you know, in different places. What a fucking puritanical dick.
That doctor is not the only idiot. I know someone who had the reverse happen to her. She was misdiagnosed with a UTI and sent to a urologist who, just by applying pressure on her abdomen, could tell immediately that her ovary was grossly swollen. Turned out she had ovarian cancer and had to undergo an immediate hysterectomy to remove both ovaries. Fortunately, the cancer has never returned and she has been in perfect health for more than 30 years, but she very nearly died because of one medical moron.

Old fashioned.

*engages in violence*


Well you told me to. Besides, I thought you didn't like talking about sex :P
I don't like talking during sex. Not the same thing. My first criticism that you all talk too much was because it made me imagine you never shutting up all the while we'd be fucking.

I'm more comfortable with people who are comfortable talking about menstraution, yeast infections, whatever...as though it's no big deal. Because it really is no big deal. I got really tired to being hush hush about that sort of thing with certain partners. It was annoying.
I'm not uncomfortable with it. It's just boring.

*engages in violence* *enjoys*



I don't like talking during sex. Not the same thing. My first criticism that you all talk too much was because it made me imagine you never shutting up all the while we'd be fucking. Ah. Copy. You'll be pleased to know that I become completely non-verbal during sex. Not because I don't like talking, but because I'm actually incapable of speech when I'm having good sex. I also forget to breathe. And apparently my pupils dilate to a ridiculous extent.


I'm not uncomfortable with it. It's just boring. I'm not saying it's on my 'must talk about list', just that with some people it's still like you have to pretend that you're 'busy' when you're on the rag, because they won't have sex during menstruation and they don't want to talk about why.

Anyway, only reason I'm talking about yeast infections is because I thought I was going to have to take antibiotics for whatever fucking hellish bronchial sickness I currently have, but I'm happy to find out that I don't need them, so I'm off the topic :D

Ah. Copy. You'll be pleased to know that I become completely non-verbal during sex. Not because I don't like talking, but because I'm actually incapable of speech when I'm having good sex. I also forget to breathe. And apparently my pupils dilate to a ridiculous extent.




The ball-gag probably doesnt help either.

The ball-gag probably doesnt help either.

I'm not sure I can use a ball gag, to be honest. I suffered some recurring trauma to my jaw in my teens and early 20s and my jaw has a tendency to lock very painfully. It was a problem for a while when performing fellatio, but seems to have gotten somewhat better over the years. Now I can give quite a few hours of head without it starting to get that familiar popping feeling...but I'm not about to mess with a good thing by using something that frankly, doesn't really stop much noise from getting out when the stimulus is pain anyway.

*enjoys*
:D

Ah. Copy. You'll be pleased to know that I become completely non-verbal during sex. Not because I don't like talking, but because I'm actually incapable of speech when I'm having good sex. I also forget to breathe. And apparently my pupils dilate to a ridiculous extent.
:eek: Are you sure you're having sex and not a stroke?

I'm not saying it's on my 'must talk about list', just that with some people it's still like you have to pretend that you're 'busy' when you're on the rag, because they won't have sex during menstruation and they don't want to talk about why.
Are there such people? I wouldn't know, because any time I don't feel like doing something because of my bitch of a period, I tell people "I don't feel like doing that because my period is being a bitch," and I've never stopped to note their reaction.

I said a while ago that I don't mind having sex during my period, but I haven't in many years, because my period is such an evil bitch. I don't want to do anything during my period. When both it and I were younger, it was less of a bitch, and the guys I went with then didn't seem to mind if I was menstruating. I have no idea if more recent guys would mind it because now, it just kicks my ass and plunges me into misery. So...no sex.

Anyway, only reason I'm talking about yeast infections is because I thought I was going to have to take antibiotics for whatever fucking hellish bronchial sickness I currently have, but I'm happy to find out that I don't need them, so I'm off the topic :D
Oh, good. :D

I'm not sure I can use a ball gag, to be honest. I suffered some recurring trauma to my jaw in my teens and early 20s and my jaw has a tendency to lock very painfully. It was a problem for a while when performing fellatio, but seems to have gotten somewhat better over the years. Now I can give quite a few hours of head without it starting to get that familiar popping feeling...but I'm not about to mess with a good thing by using something that frankly, doesn't really stop much noise from getting out when the stimulus is pain anyway.

Way to destroy that mental image I was kind of enjoying, bitch:p

Or worse, that women have brains and can tell different parts of their body apart from one another!

I was highly entertained though by his argument that using continuous BC made it "easier" and "more likely" for my bf to cheat. Apparently, if we had used condoms instead, it would somehow be more difficult... don't even ask me.

well, if you use enough of them, they permanently attach to the penis...

Way to destroy that mental image I was kind of enjoying, bitch:p

ditto.

:eek: Are you sure you're having sex and not a stroke? I know, it's weird right? It's a fairly recent thing...started happening when I broke up with my ex last October and started having fucking awesome sex. I didn't notice the change, I was too busy enjoying the fucking awesome sex. Then a partner pointed out that my pupils were huge, and I looked in the mirror and it was like I was on mushrooms. My iris was gone.

Now, I can actually feel my pupils doing this, and I don't even have to be having sex at the moment for it to happen. GoG just has to be dirty talking me over the phone. It's insane.

The not breathing part is somewhat new, but sort of rooted in the way I deal with intense experiences other than a full on fight (during which much air is needed so none of that not-breathing crap). I tend to really regulate my breathing during pain, and intense pleasure...but with intense pleasure I sort of...don't need to breath or something. I've begun passing out during fisting actually, if I cum. Le petite mort and all that shit.

I have no idea what crazy things are going on when I get like that, and I don't care cuz I'm not stopping.


Are there such people? I wouldn't know, because any time I don't feel like doing something because of my bitch of a period, I tell people "I don't feel like doing that because my period is being a bitch," and I've never stopped to note their reaction. Yeah. My ex. 'Nuff said.

Way to destroy that mental image I was kind of enjoying, bitch:p
Watch your fucking mouth.
ditto.

It's okay from you.

Though the 'repeated trauma' I'm referring to involved me getting into fights with other women, and yes, sometimes the clothes got torn off. Better now?

It's okay from you.

damned right.

Watch your fucking mouth.


*is actually slightly frightened of Neesika*

Though the 'repeated trauma' I'm referring to involved me getting into fights with other women, and yes, sometimes the clothes got torn off. Better now?

*Does little to make him less afraid of Neesika, but is slightly enjoying said image*

*is actually slightly frightened of Neesika*


I think that's probably wise. :tongue:

I wouldn't know. I've only ever had one yeast infection in my entire life. Put my guy on a vaginal penetration moratorium for about a week, and no worries. *acts smug*


I'd prefer waterboarding...

Dudes, the fat people/airline thread is catching up.

I'm horrified.

Its unpleasant in there.

I'd prefer waterboarding...
Huh? Do you mean you'd prefer waterboarding over a week without fucking?

Well, yeah, I guess. But then I didn't really like that boyfriend all that much. ;)

Or worse, that women have brains and can tell different parts of their body apart from one another!

I was highly entertained though by his argument that using continuous BC made it "easier" and "more likely" for my bf to cheat. Apparently, if we had used condoms instead, it would somehow be more difficult... don't even ask me.

Did you kick the doctor in the nuts?

Huh? Do you mean you'd prefer waterboarding over a week without fucking?

Well, yeah, I guess. But then I didn't really like that boyfriend all that much. ;)

Why though? Waterboarding isnt torture.

Its unpleasant in there.
You mean the stupid has finally gone ugly? Was there ever a point to that thread?

Why though? Waterboarding isnt torture.
Oh, right, I forgot. :D

I think that's probably wise. :tongue:

I just have this image of an angry Neesika tearing out someone's jugular with her teeth.


Its both awesome and scary.

I just have this image of an angry Neesika tearing out someone's jugular with her teeth.


Its both awesome and scary.

I think she prefers scalping people. ;)

I just have this image of an angry Neesika tearing out someone's jugular with her teeth.


Its both awesome and scary.

I think she prefers scalping people. ;)
Oh pish. I'm five feet tall, itty bitty, wouldn't hurt a fly.

I also DON'T laugh when I'm fighting, freaking people out a little.

Oh pish. I'm five feet tall, itty bitty, wouldn't hurt a fly.

I also DON'T laugh when I'm fighting, freaking people out a little.

Heh, I'm a small female myself, so I'm smart enough not to underestimate the damage small females can do. Just because we look tiny and cute doesn't mean we won't tear your balls off if you deserve it. :tongue:

You mean the stupid has finally gone ugly? Was there ever a point to that thread?

It's been stupid AND ugly from the beginning. Nothing has changed.

Heh, I'm a small female myself, so I'm smart enough not to underestimate the damage small females can do. Just because we look tiny and cute doesn't mean we won't tear your balls off if you deserve it. :tongue:

I think we're doing that thing...where we scare people away...:eek:

Huh? Do you mean you'd prefer waterboarding over a week without fucking?

Well, yeah, I guess. But then I didn't really like that boyfriend all that much. ;)

Yeah if I was having regular sex a week without would be worse than that.

After several years, its not as bad...

I think we're doing that thing...where we scare people away...:eek:

Mwahahahaha.

Shall we go back to pretending just to be cute, harmless little submissives? ;)

Mwahahahaha.

Shall we go back to pretending just to be cute, harmless little submissives? ;)

Nah, I like a woman that is a fighter! Someone's got to protect me! :p

Oh pish. I'm five feet tall, itty bitty, wouldn't hurt a fly.

I also DON'T laugh when I'm fighting, freaking people out a little.

Heh, I'm a small female myself, so I'm smart enough not to underestimate the damage small females can do. Just because we look tiny and cute doesn't mean we won't tear your balls off if you deserve it. :tongue:
I'm teeny, too! Guess we small chicks have our Napoleon complexes to work out, too.

And remember, guys, when we're small, it's easier for us to reach your balls.

Yeah if I was having regular sex a week without would be worse than that.

After several years, its not as bad...
Poor fellow. *waterboards SB to make him feel better*

And remember, guys, when we're small, it's easier for us to reach your balls.

There is a reason I tend to date short chicks.

There is a reason I tend to date short chicks.

I'm a really tall guy. Most people are short by comparison, so I suppose I always date short women lol.

I'm a really tall guy. Most people are short by comparison, so I suppose I always date short women lol.

Tall enough were the chick wouldnt even have to get on her knees?


Cause that would be sweet.

Tall enough were the chick wouldnt even have to get on her knees?


Cause that would be sweet.

Not quite THAT tall.

Poor fellow. *waterboards SB to make him feel better*

I suppose its the thought that counts...

This thread seems to have another hundred post every time I check in on it. :p

hahah - if it is your screen name too then that is quite excellent indeedNah, screenname's made up. But the real name matches that of a gay porn star.
TG needed!Sent a link to the wiki page.

Meh fuck that. If men aren't comfortable talking about the vaginal health of their partners, then they are men I probably won't be fucking often, if ever.That's not entirely fair. I don't particularly enjoy details of certain things. Makes me feel queasy and I can't help it. Certain aspects of genitalia (particularly diseases and infections) fall in that category. Though arterial bleeding in the thighs is by far the worst.
Heh, I'm a small female myself, so I'm smart enough not to underestimate the damage small females can do. Just because we look tiny and cute doesn't mean we won't tear your balls off if you deserve it. :tongue:If there's one thing more likely to kill talk about sex than yeast infections, it's this... =(

I'm teeny, too! Guess we small chicks have our Napoleon complexes to work out, too.

And remember, guys, when we're small, it's easier for us to reach your balls.

I'm 5'8.5". I guess that's why I usually fought boys. I always kind of wanted to to be tiny and fierce! But instead I'm just... decent height and mean? *ponders*

Though arterial bleeding in the thighs is by far the worst.

Yeah, that makes it really hard to keep the mood going.

Oh, also, you people are all sick sex addicts. I thought I had an insane libido until I met you. Now I feel normal next to you shameless perverts.

You're awesome. :)

J'sais pas vraiment, mais les mecs le me dit! ;) Aussi mon copain a... um... j'sais pas le mot. Une grande circonférence? :$

Ah, si je comprends. Votre homme est grande ampleur. Oui, c'est mai affecter vos souhaits si ça fait mal à avoir des relations sexuelles avec lui.:wink:

I am so, so sorry. Hope that doesn't spoil men for you :p
I don't think so. I try to think of it as an appetizer which'll prepare me for when the real thing comes.

(Yeah, that crappy analogy even half-works because I'm one of those people who overeat on the complimentary bread and whatnot before the main course arrives because they just don't know when and how to stop)


On behalf of the entire male population, I apologize. Does this guy have any redeeming qualities?
I think it's okay enough; I mean, he can't help it, eh?

I think he does. Like.. umm.. well, he's good-looking beyond belief. It's getting really cold outside, and he warms the bed and me nicely (and helps me save heating costs). He's got an incredibly awesome family that I get taken to every other week, minimum. He orders pizza and B&J a lot. I get to play with his penis every once in a while, which is better than no penis at all. He's got a car. Oh, and he appears to have the entirety of my heart without any foreseeable release date (or receipt, or any fucking explanation of how he got hold of it), which is sorta the main reason why I'm (still) with him.
I have officially gotten the cold shoulder more times in this thread than I have in real life...
Jesus fucking Christ, really. I've harbored interest in your and your posts so far, but if yu keep up this stupd wining about how you aren't getting enough attention, I might just start ignoring you like you said we would.

And remember, guys, when we're small, it's easier for us to reach your balls.

I'm (apparently) a renowned ball-grabber and I'm somewhat tall for a woman. Men tend to instinctively reach their balls protectively when they are about to say something mean in my presence. I've never hurt a man thus - but okay, so maybe I pretend a bit..

.. but my boyfriend, when he was once unguarded, came to realize that if given the chance, I'll go and grab those balls, yes, but I'll then also proceed to give something of a hate fellatio, so to speak - fools who think that I get into "possession" of a penis or a nice set of balls and hurt them instead of savoring them. Really.

First date? Come in their eye. If they don't complain they are a keeper.
Fixed version reads: "Ask whether you may come in their eye. If they don't object, they're a keeper. Doing things you suspect the other might not like without asking automatically disqualifies you from future dates/sex.

.. though personally I don't think of coming into an eye as particularly sexy.
Gargling is also an indication of bad breeding and therefore debauched sex to follow, including bum fun.

Gargling? What with? You're not implying mouthwash use to be an implication of bad breeding and/or a liking for anal sex, right?

ETA: Oh, just looked at your posting history. Looks like bothering to answer your posts is a waste of resources.

SoWiBi, did you ever take those pics you were braggin' on? :D

I've never given a facial but I've gotten one once. It was kinda hot.

Overshare?

Gargling? What with?

umm.....

umm.....

yes, it's related to humming, or a hummer...

Apparently kissing, and only kissing, on the first date is still the rule for some people.

Sex olympics? I'm game!


Hey, Neesika wanna join the First of May Olympics?

Gargling with cum. Try to keep up.

Ewww... you're quite nasty in posting this.

Apparently kissing, and only kissing, on the first date is still the rule for some people.

Sorry...maybe she'll make up for it by bringing a couple of her friends next time?

I have to ask SoWiBi why the sudden change in posting style? I don't remember you openly discussing sex before, or being nearly as pleasant to others as you've been in this thread...hon, are you feeling unwell? You can share some of my tea, because I feel like death...

I have to ask SoWiBi why the sudden change in posting style? I don't remember you openly discussing sex before, or being nearly as pleasant to others as you've been in this thread...hon, are you feeling unwell? You can share some of my tea, because I feel like death...

I feel like death, you never offered me any tea. *sulk*

I feel like death, you never offered me any tea. *sulk*

*offers you your own extra large cup of tea and some Nyquil*

Ah, si je comprends. Votre homme est grande ampleur. Oui, c'est mai affecter vos souhaits si ça fait mal à avoir des relations sexuelles avec lui.:wink:

Peut-etre pas pendant cinq heures, certainement! C'est trop longues pour moi. C'est pourquoi je lui baise beaucoup des temps au lieu de baiser pendant beaucoup d'heures.

Wow, that grammar makes me cringe. :p

Peut-etre pas pendant cinq heures, certainement! C'est trop longues pour moi. C'est pourquoi je lui baise beaucoup des temps au lieu de baiser pendant beaucoup d'heures.

Wow, that grammar makes me cringe. :p

Bien entendu, pour compenser. J'ai passé la même chose. Je ne suis l'amour, nous allons voir, 2 heures. Peuvent participer à un marathon de sexe d'une journée complète, mais je ne peux pas baiser par d'interminables heures. En raison de que je suis proche, il peut même causer une infection de l'urine.

Et ne vous inquiétez pas pour votre grammaire, la mienne est la pire.:tongue:

Peut-etre pas pendant cinq heures, certainement! C'est trop longues pour moi. C'est pourquoi je lui baise beaucoup des temps au lieu de baiser pendant beaucoup d'heures.

Wow, that grammar makes me cringe. :p

hey, this is america, speak american!

hey, this is america, speak american!

I'm sorry, but I was asking her a rather controversial question and I didn't think it was in anyone's interest but Ryadn's and mine to know.:wink:

hey, this is america, speak american!

Si señor !

I'm sorry, but I was asking her a rather controversial question and I didn't think it was in anyone's interest but Ryadn's and mine to know.:wink:

you're not the only one who speaks french dear :p

mais, maintenant, je sais que son ami est grand. Je n'ai pas desire savoir cela

you're not the only one who speaks french dear :p

mais, maintenant, je sais que son ami est grand. Je n'ai pas desire savoir cela

Ensuite, dear, pourquoi avez-vous nous demander de poste en anglais? Eh?:wink:

Qui plus est, pourquoi, après la lecture de ce Ryad'n du compagnon est grand, n'avez-vous pas arrêter la lecture et ignorer notre échange? La curiosité a tué le chat.:D

Ensuite, dear, pourquoi avez-vous nous demander de poste en anglais? Eh?:wink:

pas l'anglais, americain!

pas l'anglais, americain!

Bitch, s'il vous plaît. Vous savez aussi bien que moi que les Américains parlent anglais.

((And I hope you know I'm kidding with this remark.:p))

pas l'anglais, americain!

Why?

Hot chicks, talking naughty, in French - what's to object?

EDIT: that makes more sense attached to the post you made one earlier. Curse you fast moving thread of confusion.

Why?

Hot chicks, talking naughty, in French - what's to object?

laissez-faire....

I feel like death, you never offered me any tea. *sulk*

I didn't realise. I offer you tea, and cuddles that probably will end up in fingering and cunnilingus.

I'm sorry, but I was asking her a rather controversial question and I didn't think it was in anyone's interest but Ryadn's and mine to know.:wink:

And the rest of us who can understand your garbled French.:tongue: Had privacy actually been your intention, there exists a system of TGs.

Hardly a controversial question, especially in the context of this thread.

Ah, my state of unhealth makes me pose another question. Sex while sick? Do you avoid, or seek it out?

I find that sex tends to help make me feel better when I'm under the weather, at least for a while. I might not be able to engage in it as vigorously as I would when I'm doing better, but it's generally not something I avoid when sick unless I'm really naseous etc.

Then again, sick people exude that sort of sick smell. I hate that smell. I'd still have sex with someone I loved if they were sick, but yeah, it would be more like a treatment for the illness than a 'woohoo this is awesome'.

I have a problem with headaches and migraines. Sex aint especially helpful when if gives that little troll in head a bigger hammer to bang my brain.

It depends on how sick the other person is, but generally its not especially pleasing.

An injection of the virile force!

Sexcellent.

I have a problem with headaches and migraines. Sex aint especially helpful when if gives that little troll in head a bigger hammer to bang my brain.

It depends on how sick the other person is, but generally its not especially pleasing.

Actually, sex - well orgasming/ejectulating - can apparently help migraines.

I find that masturbating helps me with nausea, and with general aches and pains caused by illness.

I've read about a study that says sexy thoughts can make you feel better.
I'd look it up, but I...uh...am feeling sick and have to go away for a bit.

Actually, sex - well orgasming/ejectulating - can apparently help migraines.

It may help some people (so the legends say) but I get migraines a lot too and sex only makes them worse or at the very least does nothing to help.

I think he does. Like.. umm.. well, he's good-looking beyond belief. It's getting really cold outside, and he warms the bed and me nicely (and helps me save heating costs). He's got an incredibly awesome family that I get taken to every other week, minimum. He orders pizza and B&J a lot. I get to play with his penis every once in a while, which is better than no penis at all. He's got a car. Oh, and he appears to have the entirety of my heart without any foreseeable release date (or receipt, or any fucking explanation of how he got hold of it), which is sorta the main reason why I'm (still) with him.
Oooh he's got all the really important things.

Jesus fucking Christ, really. I've harbored interest in your and your posts so far, but if yu keep up this stupd wining about how you aren't getting enough attention, I might just start ignoring you like you said we would.


It was a really bad joke mostly aimed at Poli, I'll quit it like I already said I would.
Hell it wasn't even true. I think I already apologized for it.

hey, this is america, speak american!

Yes, because everyone knows the Internet is America!
:D

My god, this thread as nothing to do with dating at all.

My god, this thread as nothing to do with dating at all.

Sex isn't a part of dating?

My god, this thread as nothing to do with dating at all.

What the heck do you do with people you date?

If I'm not fucking someone, then no amount of shared activities makes us dating...it just makes us friends.

What the heck do you do with people you date?

If I'm not fucking someone, then no amount of shared activities makes us dating...it just makes us friends.

You could just like make out with them. Then you would more then friends ya know?

*offers you your own extra large cup of tea and some Nyquil*

I didn't realise. I offer you tea, and cuddles that probably will end up in fingering and cunnilingus.

Okay then. *mollified*

You could just like make out with them. Then you would more then friends ya know?

Since when is "making out" not intended as prelude to sex?

Since when is "making out" not intended as prelude to sex?

Hey, sometimes making out just for the sake of making out is fun. I think I did that...once.

Hey, sometimes making out just for the sake of making out is fun. I think I did that...once.

me too! I think I was 14 at the time...

me too! I think I was 14 at the time...

I was 19, but I'm not sure if it counts if I was really hoping it would end in sex. I mean, the making out was great, but I was not the one who said "stop" (though of course I did stop).

The moral of this story is that trying to convince your best friend she's a little gay should be left to "Girls Gone Wild". *sigh*

Oh, pssh. Making out is fun even when you're older than 14, you bunch of dirty sluts. :p

Oh, pssh. Making out is fun even when you're older than 14, you bunch of dirty sluts. :p

Making out is awesome. Stopping to linger in a prolonged state of sexual frustration is for the loss.

EDIT: For me. I know plenty of people get off on that (or, um, don't get off on it? whatever).

Oh, pssh. Making out is fun even when you're older than 14, you bunch of dirty sluts. :p

Unless their is penetration of some orifice involved I am uninterested.:p

I'm sorry, but I was asking her a rather controversial question and I didn't think it was in anyone's interest but Ryadn's and mine to know.:wink:Might wanna use a language other than French, then. Such as PMese =P
Since when is "making out" not intended as prelude to sex?Some people consider it too meaningful to be squandered on something as trivial as a date.

SoWiBi, did you ever take those pics you were braggin' on? :D


No, not yet. However, the bag with the recently purchased lingerie is sitting next to me, and I've spent the last half an hour fiddling with my digicam's set-up, so hings are looking up.

umm.....
Oh c'mon, one's trying to get people to be a bit more explicit for the thread's spirit's sake and what does one get? Sheesh.

I have to ask SoWiBi why the sudden change in posting style? I don't remember you openly discussing sex before, or being nearly as pleasant to others as you've been in this thread...hon, are you feeling unwell? You can share some of my tea, because I feel like death...

Well, most of my posting days I've spent as a young lesbian with not much to add to your hetero-driven, penetration-focused sex talks in various thread, eh? Also, I'm nice to people if they give me reason, and pretty soon the thread's nature weeded out all the clumsy, conservative people and only left people who don't spout idiocy at the drop of a hat, yes?

And no, I'm not feeling well. I appreciate the tea, but..

I didn't realise. I offer you tea, and cuddles that probably will end up in fingering and cunnilingus.

..now *I* am the one who feels defiant. Where are *my* cuddles that end up in fingering and cunnilingus?


It was a really bad joke mostly aimed at Poli, I'll quit it like I already said I would.
Hell it wasn't even true. I think I already apologized for it.
Good, good. See, maybe I was just pre-emptively trying to shake that image of posting too nicely that Sin suddenly procured.

The first date?

Just farth, say that you don't have any money with you and that she has to pay the dinner bill, say that you have 6 or 7 children but that you aren't sure about the exact numbers, say that you were in prison for 11 years for killing singing housewives, say that you hate children and animals, say her that she's fat, say her she's ugly, tell about your ex all the time, take her food from her plate with your bare hands, ...

If she stays with you then she'll have sex with you the same evening.

Well, most of my posting days I've spent as a young lesbian I'm sure Fass would agree with my declaration that you were never a lesbian.

with not much to add to your hetero-driven, penetration-focused sex talks in various thread, eh? I like my homosexual sex to be penetration focused too you know.



..now *I* am the one who feels defiant. Where are *my* cuddles that end up in fingering and cunnilingus? Muahahaahahahahahah! Well I didn't think you were interested, Ms. Het. :D

I'm sure Fass would agree with my declaration that you were never a lesbian.
I'm fairly certain that after my last chewing him out about such a stupid comment, he quite agreed to not say any such thing again.

I like my homosexual sex to be penetration focused too you know.
I do know, and still beg to differ in my taste thereto.

Muahahaahahahahahah! Well I didn't think you were interested, Ms. Het. :D

I cannot claim heterosexuality by any stretch of the imagination or definition, ma'am, and am none the sadder for it.

..now *I* am the one who feels defiant. Where are *my* cuddles that end up in fingering and cunnilingus?

y0

No but in seriousness, this thread must be a voyeur's dream come true....

I do know, and still beg to differ in my taste thereto. Does that mean you'd be unwilling to fist me? Or unwilling to be fisted? The second is okay, the first is not.



I cannot claim heterosexuality by any stretch of the imagination or definition, ma'am, and am none the sadder for it.
Ditto. Which means *poof* I no longer exist.

Does that mean you'd be unwilling to fist me? Or unwilling to be fisted? The second is okay, the first is not.
Rather unwilling to be fisted (though I've never tried, so who knows), but perfectly willing to fist you if you so desire. As (I think) you already know, I even have different and probably novel hand shapes to offer for heightened pleasure.

Ditto. Which means *poof* I no longer exist.

That's okay. It's quite comfy and nice here in no-existo-land, and all the fun people are here, too.

Rather unwilling to be fisted (though I've never tried, so who knows), but perfectly willing to fist you if you so desire. As (I think) you already know, I even have different and probably novel hand shapes to offer for heightened pleasure.

That's okay. It's quite comfy and nice here in no-existo-land, and all the fun people are here, too.
I never thought it was possible, but I like you even more now that you've added penis to the menu!

I never thought it was possible, but I like you even more now that you've added penis to the menu!

Well, good. Does this go under "good things coming (indirectly) from [boyfriend]"? *edits list earlier in thread*

ETA for no particular reason: This (http://www.cunda.de/#level1%3D%27Women%27%26level3%3D%27Tages-%2520%2526%2520Nachtw%25E4sche%27%26level4%3D%27Fashion%2520Dessous%2520Oberteile%27%26productId%3D% 2767%27%26productColor%3D%271%27)is one of the things I bought the other day. I've told my mother that I've bought an undershirt that'll keep me warm (she's been berating me to buy warm, functional underwear ever since it started snowing lats week), and I don't really feel like having lied. I'd also have loved to have this one (http://www.cunda.de/#level1%3D%27Women%27%26level3%3D%27Tages-%2520%2526%2520Nachtw%25E4sche%27%26level4%3D%27Fashion%2520Dessous%2520Oberteile%27%26productId%3D% 27148%27%26productColor%3D%271%27), but they didn't have it in my size anymore. *pouts*

y0

No but in seriousness, this thread must be a voyeur's dream come true....Unlikely. No pictures.

Well, good. Does this go under "good things coming (indirectly) from [boyfriend]"? *edits list earlier in thread*

ETA for no particular reason: This (http://www.cunda.de/#level1%3D%27Women%27%26level3%3D%27Tages-%2520%2526%2520Nachtw%25E4sche%27%26level4%3D%27Fashion%2520Dessous%2520Oberteile%27%26productId%3D% 2767%27%26productColor%3D%271%27)is one of the things I bought the other day. I've told my mother that I've bought an undershirt that'll keep me warm (she's been berating me to buy warm, functional underwear ever since it started snowing lats week), and I don't really feel like having lied. I'd also have loved to have this one (http://www.cunda.de/#level1%3D%27Women%27%26level3%3D%27Tages-%2520%2526%2520Nachtw%25E4sche%27%26level4%3D%27Fashion%2520Dessous%2520Oberteile%27%26productId%3D% 27148%27%26productColor%3D%271%27), but they didn't have it in my size anymore. *pouts*

If that's you wearing it, I'll take two!


I had another question but I forgot it... :$

And the rest of us who can understand your garbled French.:tongue: Had privacy actually been your intention, there exists a system of TGs.

Hardly a controversial question, especially in the context of this thread.

But that garbled French made you hot. Admit it. *licks*

Oh, pssh. Making out is fun even when you're older than 14, you bunch of dirty sluts. :p

Making out is quite fun. The tongue is one of the most useful parts of the human body.

Actually, sex - well orgasming/ejectulating - can apparently help migraines.

Yes yes, it does. It also helps hangovers, which are quite similar to migraines in some respects.

Since when is "making out" not intended as prelude to sex?

When you don't have time to get clothes off, or rather you don't have time to get the clothes back on should her dad come upstairs and open the door.

When you don't have time to get clothes off, or rather you don't have time to get the clothes back on should her dad come upstairs and open the door.

I didn't necessarily mean an immediate prelude...
I know I have never made out with someone and not hoped for it to progress farther eventually.

I didn't necessarily mean an immediate prelude...
I know I have never made out with someone and not hoped for it to progress farther eventually.

Oh, well yeah. Sometimes it's not possible for things to progress further at that moment, though. In the specific example I gave, it would be possible to go further, but not if I wanted to remain among the living.

Oh, well yeah. Sometimes it's not possible for things to progress further at that moment, though. In the specific example I gave, it would be possible to go further, but not if I wanted to remain among the living.

This is why doors need locks. As long as I know no one can get in, I'm pretty good.

Oh, and if I can't actually hear either of my parents talking. Once while in the middle of things with the ex at home my dad called and left a long rambling message on the machine, and we had to stay perfectly still until he hung up to avoid permanent mental scarring.

Oh, well yeah. Sometimes it's not possible for things to progress further at that moment, though. In the specific example I gave, it would be possible to go further, but not if I wanted to remain among the living.

Been in that situation myself...
I can think of one time when I was with my girlfriend at the time making out on her parents bed while they were downstairs...

Been in that situation myself...
I can think of one time when I was with my girlfriend at the time making out on her parents bed while they were downstairs...

Making out is easy to stop in a pinch and disentangle so that everything looks normal. Getting clothes back on... not so much, especially when both she and myself are quite clumsy. That's why clothes never come off at her house, only at my house or my mom's house.

This is why doors need locks. As long as I know no one can get in, I'm pretty good.

Oh, and if I can't actually hear either of my parents talking. Once while in the middle of things with the ex at home my dad called and left a long rambling message on the machine, and we had to stay perfectly still until he hung up to avoid permanent mental scarring.

Her bedroom door does not lock. And in her house it's unusual for doors to be closed during the day. Usually we take about 5 minutes to get dressed, too (well, a lot of that is finding the clothes, but still).

None of the doors except the front door and the back door at my mom's house can be locked. It's very old, and there was never a need. Fortunately my mom and sister don't really care and don't go in when the door's closed without knocking. Obviously we have the most privacy at my place in Santa Cruz.

The first date?

Just farth, say that you don't have any money with you and that she has to pay the dinner bill, say that you have 6 or 7 children but that you aren't sure about the exact numbers, say that you were in prison for 11 years for killing singing housewives, say that you hate children and animals, say her that she's fat, say her she's ugly, tell about your ex all the time, take her food from her plate with your bare hands, ...

If she stays with you then she'll have sex with you the same evening.

Whaaat?

I didn't necessarily mean an immediate prelude...
I know I have never made out with someone and not hoped for it to progress farther eventually.

I have.
Making it out is still fun on its own.

I have.
Making it out is still fun on its own.

*Crosses Amor off list to ask if they want to make out*
:p

If that's you wearing it, I'll take two!


Sorry, it ain't - my hair isn't that long (anymore).

Also, folks, you need to shape up! I've been gone for the whole evening yesterday and I come to back to a measly few posts added? This is not how it goes.


To start some more discussion: What are your favorite, and least favorite, positions? I wish I could link to something I thought was hilarious - a Top Trumps sort of card game, only with sex positions, where the values were for "pleasure - her", "pleasure - him", "injury risk" and "porn factor".

And just for fun, because it's on the same website and SFW, iPresent Dickorations, the perfect garment for your best piece. http://www.durexdickorations.com/

To start some more discussion: What are your favorite, and least favorite, positions?
Favorite are generally from behind and variations of the traditional missionary position. Least favorite (so far) is her on top, though I've only done this with my most recent ex and she was lousy in bed where I was concerned.

Before I get to SoWiBi's questions, I want to point out that the guy who runs my kids' daycare program is a total hotty and I've wanted to jump him for ages. Lately he's been very flirty. I had to sit down and analyse the situation. We're both adults...why not, right? Except as was pointed out to me by a wise friend, I cannot avoid the fact that messing around with him would bring up the thought of my kids which would be creepy beyond belief and would ruin the fun. It's not fair, but it's not something I think I could avoid, so :(

Ok, fav positions? I love getting fucked from behind. I'm usually not a big fan of being on top, except when I'm with someone I really love, because then I'm a bit more inspired to really get into it. On the bottom with legs over his shoulders...also nice. I really like laying on the bed, head over the side, giving head that way. Maximum thrustage available. And I can lick a woman's pussy for hours, her on her back, or in a nice 69.

I don't have a least favourite position really.

Before I get to SoWiBi's questions, I want to point out that the guy who runs my kids' daycare program is a total hotty and I've wanted to jump him for ages. Lately he's been very flirty. I had to sit down and analyse the situation. We're both adults...why not, right? Except as was pointed out to me by a wise friend, I cannot avoid the fact that messing around with him would bring up the thought of my kids which would be creepy beyond belief and would ruin the fun. It's not fair, but it's not something I think I could avoid, so :(
=o

I'd have counselled against it as well. A babysitter doesn't need to be hired again, but someone that's actively working with your kids on a regular basis...

=o

I'd have counselled against it as well. A babysitter doesn't need to be hired again, but someone that's actively working with your kids on a regular basis...

I'm leaving at the end of the school year, does that count for anything?

I'm leaving at the end of the school year, does that count for anything?
Yeah, but only as last minute good-bye sex =P
Helps keep any potential drama to a minimum.

Yeah, but only as last minute good-bye sex =P
Helps keep any potential drama to a minimum.

I don't want to date the guy, just fuck him...what drama?

*sigh* Na, it's okay, I've already decided it'd be too weird. Damn.

I don't want to date the guy, just fuck him...what drama?
Always a possibility. Generally, I've discovered that not everyone is capable of becoming emotionally detached during sex and it can cause serious misunderstandings if you see eachother regularly.