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Which reminds me. Tickling. Soooo not cool. Nothing makes me quite as angry and ready to actually do harm to someone as tickling does.
Same here. I have the suspicion that with me, it has to do with control issues because the second somebody tickles me, I am overwhelmed by the feeling that I lose all and any control over the situation, and that's very uncool.

But no matter as to why exactly, it stands that you may not tickle me, and if you do, I'll make it immediately clear that you've crossed a line, and if you continue, I will fight to hurt.
Gah. Parents should just never, ever, ever offer unsolicited advice or comments on one's sex life. Gaaaah.
Indeed. My parents recently sent me, uncommented, a postcard that says "We do safer sex!", and one of those door sign thingies that wrap around the doorknob that says "Do not disturb - we're having sex!", with a frighteningly graphic picture to go with it.

I nearly retched. And never mentioned having received it to my parents.


Something I haven't seen yet... clothing. Do you like to wear/see your partner wear sexy clothing?

How about shag while wearing clothes?

Whats your favorite article?


Yes, I like sexy clothing, though for men, this means just some jeans and some dress shirt or something. I'm into wearing things I perceive as sexy on me, and it massively turns me on to know I'm wearing them, especially if it's underwear and I'm wearing 'normal' stuff on top.

I think spontaneous, lusty sex is the best, so I totally go for sex where clothes have not, or not completely, come off in the heat of the moment. No particular clothes fetish, though.

Pants off and thoroughly spanked as foreplay =P

I don't know whether it is because it has been awhile or something else but that does sound very hot and I'm starting to fantasise about it.

Hey SoWiBi, did you get that TG I sent you?

Hey SoWiBi, did you get that TG I sent you?

Summy-sama, she sent me the TG with the links. Thanks!

Excellent! I hope my suggestions are beneficial to you and those who fuck you.

Excellent! I hope my suggestions are beneficial to you and those who fuck you.

:D
I'm sure it will be.

Gah. Parents should just never, ever, ever offer unsolicited advice or comments on one's sex life. Gaaaah.

They shouldn't ask for advice from their children either *shudder*

Hey SoWiBi, did you get that TG I sent you?

Yeah, sorry, I just got them, like, an hour ago, sent them off to Nantsu and ran off to another seminar, so I had no time to leave a thank-you note..

So: Thank you! :] As I've already told Nanatsu, I think the first one, the one with the wider "belt", actually looks really cute instead of looking like, well, a harness - plus I could imagine it giving some more support. I'll look inot it some more :]

Pics or it didn't happen *nods*

I had a girlfriend who wanted to dress up like Alice from Alice Through the Looking Glass.
Like this (http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Sexy-Alice-In-Wonderland-Costume/C-1459-ALICE.html)?


She's married though. I wouldn't want to end up being the homewrecker... again... Oh I want details on this one! BAD boy! Bad!

Hm. Snuff isn't something I'm into. Smart ass. I count 'collapsed into a shaking pile of useless flesh' as 'not having survived'.
You need to train stamina. You aren't simply born with it. Maybe you should have been fishing for athletes instead of law students.
Meh, whatever, ultimately none of them are ever going to be even close to as awesome as GoG.

Yeah, sorry, I just got them, like, an hour ago, sent them off to Nantsu and ran off to another seminar, so I had no time to leave a thank-you note..

So: Thank you! :] As I've already told Nanatsu, I think the first one, the one with the wider "belt", actually looks really cute instead of looking like, well, a harness - plus I could imagine it giving some more support. I'll look inot it some more :]

You are very welcome.

Yeah, it is the cutest and something like the one Neesika was talking about I think.

Also, what Art said ;)

I also think kilts are sexy.

The closest I get to fantasy-wear for guys, for me, is...well...it's kind of hard to explain why, but I think the men's fashions of the 18th century are the some of the sexiest clothes I've ever seen on a man's body. I wish I could somehow get those looks back into modern men's wear.

Men in stockings, eh? Mmmmmm, nice.

Personally, I love guys in tuxedos. In my fantasy universe, all men would wear tuxedos all the time. :D

Men in stockings, eh? Mmmmmm, nice.

The fuck?

Something I haven't seen yet... clothing. Do you like to wear/see your partner wear sexy clothing?

How about shag while wearing clothes?

Whats your favorite article?

I like wearing sexy lingerie that is also comfortable...but I want that on before I'm shagging...I like to wear something conservative and give little peeks. But, it's going to come off during sex...I like being naked for that. Although...hmmm, I have kept on some thigh-high stockings during sex and that was actually pretty hot. So, we'll see.


I don't have a favorite, really. I like to see my man dressed well in regular clothing. I really hate the current fad in casual wear, which to me looks like grown men dressed up like Charlie Brown, if Charlie Brown was homeless. Give me a proper fitting pair of pants/jeans that let me check out a guy's hips, thighs, ass, and a nice cotton shirt that drapes over his shoulders and chest, maybe with the sleeves rolled up to show his arms, or a proper fitting t-shirt that lets me see the shape of his torso.

And then when you get the present all wrapped up like that, let me unwrap it. :D

Oh lord yes. I'm an ass woman...I freaking LOVE nice asses, on men and woman. The whole baggy jean thing makes me sad. Show me your ass hon, seriously. Get some jeans that fit. And tight shirts. Mmmmm. I have a thing too for a well-fitted dress shirt/tie combo.

Kilts YES. I've had a thing for a few red-headed boys over the years...the current red-head sent me some excellent pics of him in a kilt and then laughed while I drooled. I like broad shoulders, and I like good proportions, so show 'em off damnit! Wear clothes that fit!

Actually that sounds very hot, tied up while leaving the clothes on. Oooh, I like this...you're sort of exposed, but not quite...yeah, okay that sounds damn hot.

Oh I want details on this one! BAD boy! Bad! The ex that was to blame for my breakdown a few years back was engaged when we hooked up. Claimed that I wasn't the main reason she dissolved the engagement, but, yeah. Aside from the fact that I felt bad about it, it was the worst mistake of my life, so I've managed to stick to my principles of "hands off of partners in exclusive relationships" ever since.
Smart ass. I count 'collapsed into a shaking pile of useless flesh' as 'not having survived'. I've won games where I was collapsed and useless because my opponents didn't manage to land the killing blow! Survived is anything that manages to live to tell the tale.
Meh, whatever, ultimately none of them are ever going to be even close to as awesome as GoG.But they'll have more stamina than the law students. =P

Oooh, I like this...you're sort of exposed, but not quite...yeah, okay that sounds damn hot.It wasn't his idea! >=O

The fuck?

Hot, Christmas elves.:D

The fuck?

Hahaha, not like panty hose or anything, dork - that'd be much more hilarious than hot. 1700s men mostly wore pants that came down a bit below the knees, and stockings below that to show off their manly calves. It's actually a pretty sexy look, as Mur said. :p

You are very welcome.

Yeah, it is the cutest and something like the one Neesika was talking about I think.


Is it, now? When I heard her talk about rubber undies, "sexy" or "cute" was not exactly what came to mind. Maybe I misread, though.


Personally, I love guys in tuxedos. In my fantasy universe, all men would wear tuxedos all the time. :D

In *my* fantasy universe, all men would wear jeans and blazers, preferably the hooded variety, with a casual shirt underneath at all times.

This is not my fantasy universe.

In *my* fantasy universe, all men would wear jeans and blazers, preferably the hooded variety, with a casual shirt underneath at all times.

oddly enough that's usually my weekend dress.

Hahaha, not like panty hose or anything, dork - that'd be much more hilarious than hot. 1700s men mostly wore pants that came down a bit below the knees, and stockings below that to show off their manly calves. It's actually a pretty sexy look, as Mur said. :p

yeah....no, not seeing it.

In *my* fantasy universe, all men would wear jeans and blazers, preferably the hooded variety, with a casual shirt underneath at all times.

This is not my fantasy universe.
My fantasy universe isn't a universe to begin with.

oddly enough that's usually my weekend dress.
Umm. Pics or it didn't happen?
My fantasy universe isn't a universe to begin with.

I don't fucking care about the specific labelling of that space; as long as it's big enough for me to not see the edges, and has men of the above-described variety in it, I'm good.

Same here. I have the suspicion that with me, it has to do with control issues because the second somebody tickles me, I am overwhelmed by the feeling that I lose all and any control over the situation, and that's very uncool.

But no matter as to why exactly, it stands that you may not tickle me, and if you do, I'll make it immediately clear that you've crossed a line, and if you continue, I will fight to hurt.
This. I can handle a lot of pain, and not feel like I've lost control...but tickling renders me pretty incapable of dealing with the situation, and I get panicked. Really panicked. Danger doesn't cause me to feel that way, violence doesn't do it...I'm calm in emergencies, and I deal with the fear/adrenalin after. Tickling makes me lose it, and I can't quite control my reactions.

The ex that was to blame for my breakdown a few years back was engaged when we hooked up. Claimed that I wasn't the main reason she dissolved the engagement, but, yeah. Aside from the fact that I felt bad about it, it was the worst mistake of my life, so I've managed to stick to my principles of "hands off of partners in exclusive relationships" ever since.
I don't like to help people cheat. I made out with a guy recently who I was planning on fucking...and then he mentioned he had a gf and she didn't know what he was up to and he felt guilty. I think he wanted me to convince him it was okay and keep going...instead I just got pissed off.

I have fucked people I knew were in a relationship...but I haven't done it often, and once was done out of pure malice, while the other few times made me just feel really sleazy. I mean, fine, people can make their own decisions to cheat, but I'd really rather be with people who can be honest and up front thanks.

I've won games where I was collapsed and useless because my opponents didn't manage to land the killing blow! Survived is anything that manages to live to tell the tale. Fair enough, then I suppose everyone has survived, they just didn't all get a repeat :P
But they'll have more stamina than the law students. =P It's possible. I definitely need to branch out of this Faculty.

It wasn't his idea! >=O
I was just echoing his enjoyment of the thought. I tip my hat to the originator :)

I don't fucking care about the specific labelling of that space; as long as it's big enough for me to not see the edges, and has men of the above-described variety in it, I'm good.It's a miniature city in a glass dome, shrunk to the size of a snow globe (and it's only populated by women). =P

yeah....no, not seeing it.

Well, it's not designed to appeal to you.

Anyway, that's Mur's fantasy-man attire, not mine - I'm just saying, I can see the appeal. :tongue:

Some of the people who were just fine with rape fantasies seem to have a real problem with this.

Woah woah woah, people are fine with rape fantasies?

This. I can handle a lot of pain, and not feel like I've lost control...but tickling renders me pretty incapable of dealing with the situation, and I get panicked. Really panicked. Danger doesn't cause me to feel that way, violence doesn't do it...I'm calm in emergencies, and I deal with the fear/adrenalin after. Tickling makes me lose it, and I can't quite control my reactions.

So, if we ever tickle Sinhue, there will be hell to pay.

This. I can handle a lot of pain, and not feel like I've lost control...but tickling renders me pretty incapable of dealing with the situation, and I get panicked. Really panicked. Danger doesn't cause me to feel that way, violence doesn't do it...I'm calm in emergencies, and I deal with the fear/adrenalin after. Tickling makes me lose it, and I can't quite control my reactions.To chime in on the tickling: I'm resistant. I can feel it, but I've trained myself to resist well enough that I can fool people into thinking I'm unaffected. Back when I was a kid, I actually managed to recalibrate myself so that I'd cry instead of laugh.

I do enjoy using it as a weapon, though. >=D
I don't like to help people cheat. I made out with a guy recently who I was planning on fucking...and then he mentioned he had a gf and she didn't know what he was up to and he felt guilty. I think he wanted me to convince him it was okay and keep going...instead I just got pissed off.

I have fucked people I knew were in a relationship...but I haven't done it often, and once was done out of pure malice, while the other few times made me just feel really sleazy. I mean, fine, people can make their own decisions to cheat, but I'd really rather be with people who can be honest and up front thanks.It's partially justified in that the relationship was on the way out anyway and that we did end up together. But only partially really. She wasn't going back to her partner.
I was just echoing his enjoyment of the thought. I tip my hat to the originator :)=D

I don't like to help people cheat. [...] I mean, fine, people can make their own decisions to cheat, but I'd really rather be with people who can be honest and up front thanks.

Same here. I don't think I'd feel guilty per se, but the thought of cheating would make SoWiBi rather sad and not able to enjoy the show. Also, she'd be pretty pissed at someone who's (about to) cheat, and not prone to giving them a fuck as a reward for it.

It's a miniature city in a glass dome, shrunk to the size of a snow globe (and it's only populated by women). =P
So what happens when you shake it? ;P

Anyway, that's Mur's fantasy-man attire, not mine - I'm just saying, I can see the appeal. :tongue:
So what's yours?

Is it, now? When I heard her talk about rubber undies, "sexy" or "cute" was not exactly what came to mind. Maybe I misread, though.

Yeah, they don't look like they'd be comfortable, but I am emphatically assured that they are, that you don't 'sweat' in them, and that they work really, really well. *shrugs* We'll see.

Woah woah woah, people are fine with rape fantasies?

Yes. Many people.

Though I did avoid KoL's question about who was fine with rape fantasies but not fine with the 'daddy' issue...because I didn't want to actually investigate to discover if my statement was true or not :D

Woah woah woah, people are fine with rape fantasies?

why wouldn't they be?

So, if we ever tickle Sinhue, there will be hell to pay.

Let me put it this way.

I've gotten into fights over the way someone looked at me. When I'm in that mood, any excuse works.

Tickling makes me really, really angry. If I'll fight someone over a look, I'd probably be willing to do serious damage to someone who deliberately pissed me off that much.

tickling renders me pretty incapable of dealing with the situation, and I get panicked. Really panicked.Tickling makes me lose it, and I can't quite control my reactions.

Same. Being tickled would probably turn me off faster than being hit.

So what happens when you shake it? ;P
It's firmly attached to the pedestal it rests upon, which in turn is firmly attached to the floor of the basement room it's hidden in.

Well, it's not designed to appeal to you.

Frankly, more things should be. Not to men in general. Just me.

Anyway, that's Mur's fantasy-man attire, not mine - I'm just saying, I can see the appeal. :tongue:

Well now you have to share. Also, *points to TG box*

why wouldn't they be?

Because rape is a nasty thing.

There is a poster here named Orgasmostan.

High-larious.

Woah woah woah, people are fine with rape fantasies?

Umm. Context-reading and thread-reading are key elements of the NSG experience, y'know?

Yes, yes there are. Please note that being fine with rape fantasies and being fine with rape are completely different things, and very much unrelated.

Because rape is a nasty thing.

of course it is, but you shouldn't confuse a desire to be raped with a rape fantasy. That phrase has a specific meaning.

Because rape is a nasty thing.

No shit, Sherlock.

Clearly you don't understand how rape fantasies generally work.

Let me put it this way.

I've gotten into fights over the way someone looked at me. When I'm in that mood, any excuse works.

Tickling makes me really, really angry. If I'll fight someone over a look, I'd probably be willing to do serious damage to someone who deliberately pissed me off that much.

I understand. Tickling renders me powerless. I start laughing very hard and I can't do anything. I don't like it, but it doesn't piss me.

There is a poster here named Orgasmostan.

High-larious.Orgasmo was a funny movie.

Umm. Context-reading and thread-reading are key elements of the NSG experience, y'know?

It's 186 odd fucking pages long, I'm not dredging thrpugh all that.


Yes, yes there are. Please note that being fine with rape fantasies and being fine with rape are completely different things, and very much unrelated.

I suppose.

Because rape is a nasty thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_fantasy vs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape.

Clearly you don't understand how rape fantasies generally work.

I don't.

The convo here is turning a little odd... :confused:

I don't.

then why would you comment on something you don't understand?

The convo here is turning a little odd... :confused:

Convo?

Convo?

Conversation.

It's firmly attached to the pedestal it rests upon, which in turn is firmly attached to the floor of the basement room it's hidden in.

I see. So do you have some magical optical device that makes you able to look into it and see it all real-life sized, and/or can you get into it, or do you have to watch the miniature thing?
Because rape is a nasty thing.

Absolutely, and it is my understanding that people who harbor rape fantasies do not even remotely wish to be raped in real life.

Sexual fantasies of that sense are not "ideas you wish to put into practice", or "things you secretly want to do / have done to you". It's something in your head, that gets you off, but that has no bearing on the world "outside your head", so to speak. And that's not necessarily only because you rationally restrict yourself from it (in the real world), but also and mainly because the world "in your head" is not just a mirror of the outsid eone, but has its own bizarro rules and realities, and twisted causal relationships that the real world does not have.

It's perfectly normal that in the way your inner world functions, "rape" there is a hot thing, while rape in the real world is absolutely disgusting and bad for you.

Frankly, more things should be. Not to men in general. Just me.

Heh. I think you manage to have more things designed specifically to please you than most people do. ;)

Well now you have to share. Also, *points to TG box*

*follows the pointing finger*

Also, I did share already! I want my men in tuxedos. Ian Fleming was a smart guy - a man running around in a tux being all suave and seductive is hawtness incarnate. :D

I had a girlfriend who wanted to dress up like Alice from Alice Through the Looking Glass.

Now, that's hot.

Check the movie "Where the Truth Lies" if you don't believe me. :)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373450/

It's 186 odd fucking pages long, I'm not dredging through all that.

Then you ought to also refrain from replying to random stuff that's been answered long ago. If you find something interesting, read on a bit to see whether it's been dealt with already.

That's why multiquote is so nice. I click it when I see an interesting post, read on, see somebody's already said or answered what I wanted to say, deselect it again, and move on.

I see. So do you have some magical optical device that makes you able to look into it and see it all real-life sized, and/or can you get into it, or do you have to watch the miniature thing?It's a miniature environment that you can enter (shrunk to the appropriate size). I haven't given the whole process of entering a lot of thought, though. It's the idea of having a miniature city I can go to that I found appealing. Thinking too much about the technicalities of making it work would probably defeat the purpose it has.

It's a miniature environment that you can enter (shrunk to the appropriate size). I haven't given the whole process of entering a lot of thought, though. It's the idea of having a miniature city I can go to that I found appealing. Thinking too much about the technicalities of making it work would probably defeat the purpose it has.

The good thing is, your penis would be a thing of absolute awe. Might not be very useful though.

When it comes to lady's, i'm like a lot of guys. I love boobs. :)

The good thing is, your penis would be a thing of absolute awe. Might not be very useful though.It's like a pocket dimension. I'd be "regular sized" while inside, of course. (And you can't look out. The glass covering simulates a sky.)

It's a miniature environment that you can enter (shrunk to the appropriate size). I haven't given the whole process of entering a lot of thought, though. It's the idea of having a miniature city I can go to that I found appealing. Thinking too much about the technicalities of making it work would probably defeat the purpose it has.
I see your point, yet am disappointed. I LOVE taking things apart in minute detail, you see.

The good thing is, your penis would be a thing of absolute awe. Might not be very useful though.

Oh Lord, I can see it. A whole miniature town of women pressing their noses against the glass dome when Laerod walks past in the Real, Big world, exposing his penis to the gawking mini-town!

ETA: Aww, shame about the snow sky thingy.

When it comes to lady's, i'm like a lot of guys. I love boobs. :)

I see where you're coming from. I'm inordinately fond of mine, too :)

I see where you're coming from. I'm inordinately fond of mine, too :)

oh let's be honest, we all love yours.

I see your point, yet am disappointed. I LOVE taking things apart in minute detail, you see. It depends on the details. While I've never done it, I can see myself designing the city's buildings and public parks. Just not the process of shrinking someone and getting them inside. I suppose it's because the premise of having a shrunken city is so unrealistic, I can't bear to deal with concepts show me how unrealistic it is.
Oh Lord, I can see it. A whole miniature town of women pressing their noses against the glass dome when Laerod walks past in the Real, Big world, exposing his penis to the gawking mini-town!Refuted above =P

oh let's be honest, we all love yours.

O.o

O.o

SoWiBi's.:wink:

When it comes to lady's, i'm like a lot of guys. I love boobs. :)

Boobs are good, but they're not that great.

SoWiBi's.:wink:

Ah. *Grins*

Boobs are good, but they're not that great.

I think I know now why you don't have a girlfriend. <.<

oh let's be honest, we all love yours.

That's good, because I love them being loved, too. Can't never have your tits loved, and fondled, and caresses, and kissed, and sucked, and bitten, and nibbled, and stroked, and massaged, and squeezed, and juggled, and licked, enough. Umm. Am I oversharing again?

Boobs are good, but they're not that great.Blasphemy.

Ah. *Grins*

I like yours. :p

I like yours. :p

Erm... I don't have any. I eat right, you know. :)

I think I know now why you don't have a girlfriend. <.<

... Thanks.

Erm... I don't have any. I eat right, you know. :)

It was a joke.

That's good, because I love them being loved, too. Can't never have your tits loved, and fondled, and caresses, and kissed, and sucked, and bitten, and nibbled, and stroked, and massaged, and squeezed, and juggled, and licked, enough. Umm. Am I oversharing again?

I'm still not sure where this new SoWiBi came from. Was there some sort of chemical reaction involved in the whole 'insertion of penis into orifice' event?

I'm still not sure where this new SoWiBi came from. Was there some sort of chemical reaction involved in the whole 'insertion of penis into orifice' event?

Not that I know of. I'm still explaining it with the whole "Now I feel all included and cool and confident to share in your in-group" thing - and I'm sticking to that story, officer!

Ummm, I thought dates were just dinner and a movie. Who has sex on the first date?

I'm still not sure where this new SoWiBi came from. Was there some sort of chemical reaction involved in the whole 'insertion of penis into orifice' event?

VKZ brought up boobs.

That's good, because I love them being loved, too. Can't never have your tits loved, and fondled, and caresses, and kissed, and sucked, and bitten, and nibbled, and stroked, and massaged, and squeezed, and juggled, and licked, enough. Umm. Am I oversharing again?

I definitely agree with this.

(I mean, not about SoWiBi's boobs per se. No offense, SoWiBi, as I'm sure your boobs are perfectly charming; I just am already well-equipped in the boob department and wouldn't know what to do with an extra pair. :tongue: )

It was a joke.

As was my reply. :p

That's good, because I love them being loved, too. Can't never have your tits loved, and fondled, and caresses, and kissed, and sucked, and bitten, and nibbled, and stroked, and massaged, and squeezed, and juggled, and licked, enough. Umm. Am I oversharing again?

No, no, not at all. Please, continue.

Not that I know of. I'm still explaining it with the whole "Now I feel all included and cool and confident to share in your in-group" thing - and I'm sticking to that story, officer!

Except when we talked about yummy female on female sex in the past, you didn't share details then...

Well whatever. As long as when I finally visit your country, you put out :D

Ummm, I thought dates were just dinner and a movie. Who has sex on the first date?Who has a date on first sex? Seriously now.

I definitely agree with this.

Yeah but I think you like a few other things done to them that are not on her list...

(I mean, not about SoWiBi's boobs per se. No offense, SoWiBi, as I'm sure your boobs are perfectly charming; I just am already well-equipped in the boob department and wouldn't know what to do with an extra pair. :tongue: )

You could be like that hooker chick from Total Recall!

Ummm, I thought dates were just dinner and a movie. Who has sex on the first date?

Those of us who don't like eating in public places and don't really do moving pictures just fornicate like leporids.

Boobs are good, but they're not that great.

you have never been in the presence of some really good boobs then.

stay away from the A-Team....

You could be like that hooker chick from Total Recall!>=(

References to triple breasted whores must always refer to the Hitchhiker's Guide. Not Total Recall!

I definitely agree with this.

(I mean, not about SoWiBi's boobs per se. No offense, SoWiBi, as I'm sure your boobs are perfectly charming; I just am already well-equipped in the boob department and wouldn't know what to do with an extra pair. :tongue: )

She actually gave fairly complete instructions...

you have never been in the presence of some really good boobs then.

stay away from the A-Team....

Oh I have, and I like them, I just think women have better features.

Yeah but I think you like a few other things done to them that are not on her list...

Not too much more, actually. My boobs are super-sensitive, and thus are pretty much the most wussy, non-masochistic part of me. I have vanilla boobs! :p

You could be like that hooker chick from Total Recall!

But how would I find bras to fit me?!

you have never been in the presence of some really good boobs then.

stay away from the A-Team....

Especially, from their firing. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ATeamFiring

>=(

References to triple breasted whores must always refer to the Hitchhiker's Guide. Not Total Recall!

Truth, if only because it's hard to come up with a better hooker-name than Eccentrica Galumbits. :D

She actually gave fairly complete instructions...

I wondered if someone would make that joke. :p

Especially, from their firing. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ATeamFiring

i still cant believe thats going to be a movie with ice cube and bruce willis next summer....

i still cant believe thats going to be a movie with ice cube and bruce willis next summer....

What? *Commits suicide*

What? *Commits suicide*

never try to commit suicide by a-team firing....

No offense, SoWiBi, as I'm sure your boobs are perfectly charming
I think this is the first time they've been called "perfectly charming". I'll take a screenshot and frame it. A lovely collocation.
No, no, not at all. Please, continue.
Sure, fine. So I'd appreciate it if your loving them included running your fingers underneath them when I'm on my back, if you caressed their sides while licking in between them, swirled your tongue around the nipples in between surprise bites, teased the nipples with the very tip of your tongue, and by lightly scratching them with your fingernail, while you're at that you might also want to flick your fingers against them, it'd make me rather happy if you could then proceed to invite your penis into this nipple-rubbing business, and perchance abuse the entirety of my cleavage as your personal massage tool for it; you could also show your love by grabbing them from behind and squeezing the fuck out of them while biting my neck and letting my ass feel the hard facts about how you like it (in fact, the latter two can be added to almost any other loving activity you feel inclined to perform), and, oh, whatever else you feel like doing in order to express your affection.

Well whatever. As long as when I finally visit your country, you put out :D
Emphasis is on finally. Kindly arrange it before you get all wrinkly, ugly, and generally unfuckable, yes?

I have vanilla boobs! :p


This is officially awesome. I've been trying to find myself a lady with flavored boobs for, like, ever. I must admit I mostly focused my efforts on locating one with chocolate equipment, but this is neither the time nor the place to be picky, I s'pose.

I wondered if someone would make that joke. :p

Uh, joke. Yes. I'm just generally witty like that.

(*deletes 'pics or it didn't happen' post)

This is officially awesome. I've been trying to find myself a lady with flavored boobs for, like, ever. I must admit I mostly focused my efforts on locating one with chocolate equipment, but this is neither the time nor the place to be picky, I s'pose.

so that would make the triple breasted whore neapolitan?

I think this is the first time they've been called "perfectly charming". I'll take a screenshot and frame it. A lovely collocation.

Heh, I'm glad you appreciated it.

Sure, fine. So I'd appreciate it if your loving them included running your fingers underneath them when I'm on my back, if you caressed their sides while licking in between them, swirled your tongue around the nipples in between surprise bites, teased the nipples with the very tip of your tongue, and by lightly scratching them with your fingernail, while you're at that you might also want to flick your fingers against them, it'd make me rather happy if you could then proceed to invite your penis into this nipple-rubbing business, and perchance abuse the entirety of my cleavage as your personal massage tool for it; you could also show your love by grabbing them from behind and squeezing the fuck out of them while biting my neck and letting my ass feel the hard facts about how you like it (in fact, the latter two can be added to almost any other loving activity you feel inclined to perform), and, oh, whatever else you feel like doing in order to express your affection.


....

WHY DO I NOT HAVE ANYONE HERE TO DO THESE THINGS?! *cries*

This is officially awesome. I've been trying to find myself a lady with flavored boobs for, like, ever. I must admit I mostly focused my efforts on locating one with chocolate equipment, but this is neither the time nor the place to be picky, I s'pose.

I completely understand. I want a man with a chocolate-covered penis. :D

I completely understand. I want a man with a chocolate-covered penis. :DThere's a spanish-language Axe commercial in this vein. It's creepy as hell...

....

WHY DO I NOT HAVE ANYONE HERE TO DO THESE THINGS?! *cries*

This might have to do with my suspicion that you do not share the information about your boobs being vanilla with all too many people.

There's a spanish-language Axe commercial in this vein. It's creepy as hell...

Axe commercials are generally creepy as hell. Chocolate-covered penises are still an awesome idea, though. :tongue:

I completely understand. I want a man with a chocolate-covered penis. :D

I've been asking the boyfriend over and over again whether I might be allowed to cover his penis in various nice, lickable foodstuffs like chocolate syrup, nutella, honey, etc., but so far he is protesting anything remotely like that. Tss.

I think this is the first time they've been called "perfectly charming". I'll take a screenshot and frame it. A lovely collocation.

Sure, fine. So I'd appreciate it if your loving them included running your fingers underneath them when I'm on my back, if you caressed their sides while licking in between them, swirled your tongue around the nipples in between surprise bites, teased the nipples with the very tip of your tongue, and by lightly scratching them with your fingernail, while you're at that you might also want to flick your fingers against them, it'd make me rather happy if you could then proceed to invite your penis into this nipple-rubbing business, and perchance abuse the entirety of my cleavage as your personal massage tool for it; you could also show your love by grabbing them from behind and squeezing the fuck out of them while biting my neck and letting my ass feel the hard facts about how you like it (in fact, the latter two can be added to almost any other loving activity you feel inclined to perform), and, oh, whatever else you feel like doing in order to express your affection.

Emphasis is on finally. Kindly arrange it before you get all wrinkly, ugly, and generally unfuckable, yes?


I've always liked you, but you are growing on me even more so lately. Well, to be more precise, you are one of the things growing on me at the moment.

I've been asking the boyfriend over and over again whether I might be allowed to cover his penis in various nice, lickable foodstuffs like chocolate syrup, nutella, honey, etc., but so far he is protesting anything remotely like that. Tss.

Boyfriend is clearly silly. Perhaps you should give him that speech about your boobs and then end it with "....but only after I cover your cock in Nutella."

I've been asking the boyfriend over and over again whether I might be allowed to cover his penis in various nice, lickable foodstuffs like chocolate syrup, nutella, honey, etc., but so far he is protesting anything remotely like that. Tss.Wanted to do that with an ex's boobs. I was told "no".

Wanted to do that with an ex's boobs. I was told "no".

Ex is also clearly silly.

I've been asking the boyfriend over and over again whether I might be allowed to cover his penis in various nice, lickable foodstuffs like chocolate syrup, nutella, honey, etc., but so far he is protesting anything remotely like that. Tss.

:eek:

Alright, I think we need to set up a chocolate fondue sex party. I selflessly volunteer myself to be covered in chocolate wherever you please.

Have we talked about foot fetish folks yet? Do you like your partners feet? Do you like your feet to be worshiped?

I'm not turned on or off by feet. They don't gross me out (if they are clean) like they do so many people I know. If a girl wants her feet worshiped I am glad to do it. It excites me if she is excited by it.

I've always liked you, but you are growing on me even more so lately. Well, to be more precise, you are one of the things growing on me at the moment.

I appreciate that lots. So you mean I can stop admiring you from the distance and approach a bit closer?

Boyfriend is clearly silly. Perhaps you should give him that speech about your boobs and then end it with "....but only after I cover your cock in Nutella."

You see, I'm giving him speeches about how exquisite various parts of my physique are, and how I want them to be treated, on a semi-regular basis. It does not have the effect I might wish for, which appears to be identical with the one you insinuate.

Wanted to do that with an ex's boobs. I was told "no".

Don't understand that. I could maybe, if I tilt my head funny and squint a bit, see anti-penis-covering reasons that relate to "hmm, I sorta feel funny about getting gooey foodstuffs near my genitals and various openings where I can't clean them like I might want to", but WTF is wrong with putting nutella on boobs?

God, I wish someone asked to put nutella on my boobs.

Have we talked about foot fetish folks yet? Do you like your partners feet? Do you like your feet to be worshiped?

I'm not turned on or off by feet. They don't gross me out (if they are clean) like they do so many people I know. If a girl wants her feet worshiped I am glad to do it. It excites me if she is excited by it.

Same here, pretty much. I'm not especially into feet, but as long as they're clean, I see nothing particularly gross about them either.

God, I wish someone asked to put nutella on my boobs.

I'm pretty sure you could pick up a dozen requests, just in this thread. :)

I appreciate that lots. So you mean I can stop admiring you from the distance and approach a bit closer?

Would you mind straddling my lap for a while as I pay your boobs the attention they deserve? :hail:

God, I wish someone asked to put nutella on my boobs.

May I put Nutella on your boobs? Oh I also make a delicious homemade rasberry whipped cream that would make a great accompaniment.

Have we talked about foot fetish folks yet? Do you like your partners feet? Do you like your feet to be worshiped?

I'm not turned on or off by feet. They don't gross me out (if they are clean) like they do so many people I know. If a girl wants her feet worshiped I am glad to do it. It excites me if she is excited by it.Giving foot massages is about as close as I'll go to worshipping feet.

You see, I'm giving him speeches about how exquisite various parts of my physique are, and how I want them to be treated, on a semi-regular basis. It does not have the effect I might wish for, which appears to be identical with the one you insinuate.

Your boyfriend seems to be a very strange man.


God, I wish someone asked to put nutella on my boobs.

Indeed. That sounds terribly fun. :)

:eek:

Alright, I think we need to set up a chocolate fondue sex party. I selflessly volunteer myself to be covered in chocolate wherever you please.

Good. I'm having a chocolate fondue party on New Year's Eve, maybe you could join us and, umm, sleep over at my place?

Oh yes, a chocolate fondue sex party sounds like my ultimate dream come true. Chocolate, naked bodies, penises, and my oral fixation fulfilled all in one spot.. jeez, I think I need a private few minutes now.

It excites me if she is excited by it.

Clearly, we should meet. Am in desperate need for an outlet who allows me to live my various excitements with various body parts. Will you be equally accommodating with excitement for *your* body parts? In other words, will I be allowed to fawn all over your penis, and collar bones, and hip bones, and wrists, and jaw bone? And ears?

Giving foot massages is about as close as I'll go to worshipping feet.

I love to give foot massages. So you wouldn't suck a big toe for love? :D

Sure, fine. So I'd appreciate it if your loving them included running your fingers underneath them when I'm on my back, if you caressed their sides while licking in between them, swirled your tongue around the nipples in between surprise bites, teased the nipples with the very tip of your tongue, and by lightly scratching them with your fingernail, while you're at that you might also want to flick your fingers against them, it'd make me rather happy if you could then proceed to invite your penis into this nipple-rubbing business, and perchance abuse the entirety of my cleavage as your personal massage tool for it; you could also show your love by grabbing them from behind and squeezing the fuck out of them while biting my neck and letting my ass feel the hard facts about how you like it (in fact, the latter two can be added to almost any other loving activity you feel inclined to perform), and, oh, whatever else you feel like doing in order to express your affection.

So, um, how YOU doin?

So, um, how YOU doin?

The horror!

I'm pretty sure you could pick up a dozen requests, just in this thread. :)
Well, yes. But they all talk big and then retrace their steps as soon as it gets to the real hard facts. Like Sin. Or SaintB. Or anybody, really. You all are scattered on some obscure places on the globe and always promise to come and never do. The only person I'm remotely likely to see in RL anytime soon is Fass, and he's also the one person I'm highly unlikely to have any sort of sexual encounter with.
Would you mind straddling my lap for a while as I pay your boobs the attention they deserve? :hail:
Absolutely not. Does that lacy nothing I wear on my bottom distract you, or shall I keep it on?

May I put Nutella on your boobs? Oh I also make a delicious homemade rasberry whipped cream that would make a great accompaniment.
Raspberry? Okay, you got me. Will you marry me, my boobs, and my insane desire for chocolate, raspberries, and penises?

I love to give foot massages. So you wouldn't suck a big toe for love? :DI wouldn't.

Well, yes. But they all talk big and then retrace their steps as soon as it gets to the real hard facts. Like Sin. Or SaintB. Or anybody, really. You all are scattered on some obscure places on the globe and always promise to come and never do. The only person I'm remotely likely to see in RL anytime soon is Fass, and he's also the one person I'm highly unlikely to have any sort of sexual encounter with.

I dunno, up until quite recently I think most of us here wouldn't have expected your recently acquired desire for penis fondling :p

So, um, how YOU doin?

Miserable. I'm all heated up and depressed like hell 'cuz I'm sitting in my office and certainly nowhere near any place or person who'll do anything remotely like what I wrote to me anytime soon.

Good. I'm having a chocolate fondue party on New Year's Eve, maybe you could join us and, umm, sleep over at my place?

Oh yes, a chocolate fondue sex party sounds like my ultimate dream come true. Chocolate, naked bodies, penises, and my oral fixation fulfilled all in one spot.. jeez, I think I need a private few minutes now.

I would love to! I will have to take yet another rain check on that one as I will be either in Hong Kong or in the Philippines at the time.



Clearly, we should meet. Am in desperate need for an outlet who allows me to live my various excitements with various body parts. Will you be equally accommodating with excitement for *your* body parts? In other words, will I be allowed to fawn all over your penis, and collar bones, and hip bones, and wrists, and jaw bone? And ears?


YES
YES
YES

My wife has to be invited as well if her permission is to be granted. Do you like sexy Filipinas? ;)

Miserable. I'm all heated up and depressed like hell 'cuz I'm sitting in my office and certainly nowhere near any place or person who'll do anything remotely like what I wrote to me anytime soon.

office? Isn't it like almost 8 there? Shitty day.

And I'll reitterate, your current boyfriend seems like a poor choice for the "maybe I'm not a lesbian" experiment.

I dunno, up until quite recently I think most of us here wouldn't have expected your recently acquired desire for penis fondling :p

Well, now you know. This does not make you one iota more likely to show up a gazillion miles away for where you are now to lend me yours, right?

Do you like sexy Filipinas? ;)

let's be honest, who DOESN'T?

Well, now you know. This does not make you one iota more likely to show up a gazillion miles away for where you are now to lend me yours, right?

I dunno, there's a fairly likely chance I'll be in Warsaw this spring, that's not far from your neighborhood right?

Miserable. I'm all heated up and depressed like hell 'cuz I'm sitting in my office and certainly nowhere near any place or person who'll do anything remotely like what I wrote to me anytime soon.

I know how THAT goes. *sulks*

YES
YES
YES

My wife has to be invited as well if her permission is to be granted. Do you like sexy Filipinas? ;)

Never had any close encounters with any, so am not in any position to judge, but I'll say 'yes' readily based on yours, and Sin's, vouching for her ;P

office? Isn't it like almost 8 there? Shitty day.
Indeed, and I'll be off now to go see a spontaneous theatre sort of thing. Keep the thread going!

And I'll reitterate, your current boyfriend seems like a poor choice for the "maybe I'm not a lesbian" experiment.

Well, yes. 20/20 hindsight, and all that.

I dunno, there's a fairly likely chance I'll be in Warsaw this spring, that's not far from your neighborhood right?Ahahahahaha. You Americans and your silly perceptions of distance. =P

Absolutely not. Does that lacy nothing I wear on my bottom distract you, or shall I keep it on?

Keep it on for now, I want to take it off with my teeth.


Raspberry? Okay, you got me. Will you marry me, my boobs, and my insane desire for chocolate, raspberries, and penises?

:$:fluffle:

I just put you on the top of my Christmas wish list.:D

Ahahahahaha. You Americans and your silly perceptions of distance. =P

hey, you Germans have never found Poland too far to travel before :p

Isn't that sorta a holiday thing for you? Have some bratwurst, drink beer, invade poland?

let's be honest, who DOESN'T?

Good point. Although Poli might not be enticed by such an offer.

I know how THAT goes. *sulks*My only internet access has at least five other people around and is only available from 9 am to 10 pm. On weekdays.

Good point. Although Poli might not be enticed by such an offer.

yeah, plus she has that whole "monogamy" kick. Shame that. Poli isn't...

hey, you Germans have never found Poland too far to travel before :p

Isn't that sorta a holiday thing for you? Have some bratwurst, drink beer, invade poland?You shouldn't joke about this. I live far too close to Poland to find it funny. SoWiBi, on the other hand, lives in Bielefeld.

Good point. Although Poli might not be enticed by such an offer.

I like sexy Filipinas!



...just as friends, admittedly, but still! It's not my fault I'm not a lesbian! I tried, I really did!

You shouldn't joke about this. I live far too close to Poland to find it funny. SoWiBi, on the other hand, lives in Bielefeld.

you should TOTALLY invade poland one day. Not, like, you Germany.

Just you.

It'd be hilarious.

I like sexy Filipinas!



...just as friends, admittedly, but still! It's not my fault I'm not a lesbian! I tried, I really did!Not hard enough, apparently.

you should TOTALLY invade poland one day. Not, like, you Germany.

Just you.

It'd be hilarious.I've invaded a Polish woman before, but not Poland. Maybe I should go sometime...

I've invaded a Polish woman before

ditto. I had no idea what she was saying during it all but she sounded fantastic.

ditto. I had no idea what she was saying during it all but she sounded fantastic.I doubt it would have worked if it weren't for me being half American. They don't like Germans, it seems... =(

Not hard enough, apparently.


Well, after my attempt to become a lesbian ended with me acquiring a boyfriend, it seemed like rather a lost cause. :p

Never had any close encounters with any, so am not in any position to judge, but I'll say 'yes' readily based on yours, and Sin's, vouching for her ;P

I usually try not to be too sickeningly mushy over how awesome I think she is.

They don't like Germans, it seems... =(

I wonder why.:p

I like sexy Filipinas!



...just as friends, admittedly, but still! It's not my fault I'm not a lesbian! I tried, I really did!

Give us one chance... if we don't send you away limping with an ear to ear grin, I'll never bug you about it again. :tongue:

God I feel like such a slut. I apologize to everyone for my behavior on this thread.

Now back to my relentless sexual propositions. Who wants a blumpkin?

Give us one chance... if we don't send you away limping with an ear to ear grin, I'll never bug you about it again. :tongue:

God I feel like such a slut. I apologize to everyone for my behavior on this thread.

Now back to my relentless sexual propositions. Who wants a blumpkin?

Ahahaha. Maybe someday. ;)

(Also, what's a blumpkin? I've never heard that one before.)

Who wants a blumpkin?

I'd like to know what one is.

lol - actually, I don't think you really want to know what a blumpkin is. It has the potential to ruin any sexiness this thread has generated.

lol - actually, I don't think you really want to know what a blumpkin is. It has the potential to ruin any sexiness this thread has generated.

But now I'm curious, and it's bound to be less gross finding out here than trying to google it. :p

But now I'm curious, and it's bound to be less gross finding out here than trying to google it. :p

giving someone head while they drop a deuce

They don't like Germans, it seems... =(

can't imagine why...

giving someone head while they drop a deuce
I'm still annoyed by you asking me to ask your wife what a blumpkin was.

Ugh.

Ugh ugh ugh ugh.

giving someone head while they drop a deuce

Oh.

That's not so terrible, then. A bit icky, but definitely not bad enough to ruin all the sexiness here. :)

I'm still annoyed by you asking me to ask your wife what a blumpkin was.

Ugh.

Ugh ugh ugh ugh.



You're WELCOME

oh.

That's not so terrible, then. A bit icky, but definitely not bad enough to ruin all the sexiness here. :)

...

..

.

You're WELCOME

See, see? If I can still love you madly after that, then you must accept my love is strong!

Oh.

That's not so terrible, then. A bit icky, but definitely not bad enough to ruin all the sexiness here. :)

Personally, the thought of it turns my outtie to an innie

See, see? If I can still love you madly after that, then you must accept my love is strong!

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

I accept... until the next time I don't believe you.

...

..

.

Did I just shock Neesika?

My god. This is a red-letter day. Today, I am truly a goddess among kinky people! BOW BEFORE ME, FOR I HAVE SHOCKED SIN HERSELF! :D


(No, but seriously, I do find that fairly gross, but I was imagining something on the two-girls-one-cup level of grossness, so it's pretty tame by comparison.)

Yeah at least I didn't mention the Cleveland Steamer

Yeah at least I didn't mention the Cleveland Steamer

"Whats a Cleveland steamer?"

"Oh, well thats where he..." :D

Yeah at least I didn't mention the Cleveland Steamer

*is curious again*

*forces herself not to ask this time*

*is curious again*

*forces herself not to ask this time*

Your timely restraint is appreciated.

Edit: Your location implies that you are a blue canary. Is this so?

Did I just shock Neesika?

My god. This is a red-letter day. Today, I am truly a goddess among kinky people! BOW BEFORE ME, FOR I HAVE SHOCKED SIN HERSELF! :D


(No, but seriously, I do find that fairly gross, but I was imagining something on the two-girls-one-cup level of grossness, so it's pretty tame by comparison.)

*Insert lame joke about the Half-Life 2 chapter''A red-letter day''.*

Your timely restraint is appreciated.

That's funny, usually it's Poli that's the one who appreciates timely restraint.

or any restraint, really.

That's funny, usually it's Poli that's the one who appreciates timely restraint.

or any restraint, really.

Well, I don't have any handcuffs on me right now.

Your timely restraint is appreciated.

Edit: Your location implies that you are a blue canary. Is this so?

Yes. A sexy blue canary. :wink:

That's funny, usually it's Poli that's the one who appreciates timely restraint.

or any restraint, really.

I can think of some other people who might appreciate my being restrained, though. ;)

Yes. A sexy blue canary. :wink:

Then I'll get to making a little birdhouse in my soul.

I can think of some other people who might appreciate my being restrained, though. ;)

I can think of one or two...

can't imagine why...You, sir, have been soundly beaten:
I wonder why.:pSoundly, I say!

I've been asking the boyfriend over and over again whether I might be allowed to cover his penis in various nice, lickable foodstuffs like chocolate syrup, nutella, honey, etc., but so far he is protesting anything remotely like that. Tss.

He's protesting such ideas? Why? :confused:

This is currently the fourteenth longest thread in general.

It's got to be one of the fastest growing as well.

This is currently the fourteenth longest thread in general.

My goal of course is to make it THE longest thread.

Do you avoid this thread because you don't want to see me discussing our sex life with every Tom, Dick and Harriet on General?

Muahahahhhahhahahaha!:eek:
:D

To The Topic!
Something I haven't seen yet... clothing. Do you like to wear/see your partner wear sexy clothing?
yeeeesssssssss
How about shag while wearing clothes?
Not yet, but one of the little fantasies I have is to do it while she's wearing this really pretty red dress she has.

Whats your favorite article?
Said red dress. Or her black one.

Well, yes. But they all talk big and then retrace their steps as soon as it gets to the real hard facts. Like Sin. Or SaintB. Or anybody, really. You all are scattered on some obscure places on the globe and always promise to come and never do. The only person I'm remotely likely to see in RL anytime soon is Fass, and he's also the one person I'm highly unlikely to have any sort of sexual encounter with.


You're looking at it wrong.

The way you should be looking at it is: if you ever make it to the Americas, there's a real possibility you'll need Vicodin just to be able to sit down on the flight back...

I'd like to point out on the clothing front that I don't really like wearing dresses or skirts, but they are extremely convenient when one wishes to engage in sex at any and all time, regardless of surroundings. They are therefore now a staple part of my clothing collection :P

That sounds like a challenge to Calli.

Now that you remind me, it rather does.

You're looking at it wrong.

The way you should be looking at it is: if you ever make it to the Americas, there's a real possibility you'll need Vicodin just to be able to sit down on the flight back...

This is true. So many of us in the Americas want to give SoWiBi what she needs...that she should really make the effort to come here rather than hope we'll all visit Deutschland.

Now that you remind me, it rather does.

What can I say? Sex is an area I'm extremely competitive in.

This is true. So many of us in the Americas want to give SoWiBi what she needs...that she should really make the effort to come here rather than hope we'll all visit Deutschland.

Deatschland's a nice place. I wouldn't mind going there again. If I had any money, that is.

Deatschland's a nice place. I wouldn't mind going there again. If I had any money, that is.

I'm already flying all over the place to fuck, I need a break!

My goal of course is to make it THE longest thread.

Do you avoid this thread because you don't want to see me discussing our sex life with every Tom, Dick and Harriet on General?

Muahahahhhahhahahaha!:eek:
:D

He'll just punish you.

Which isnt what you had in mind at all, is it?

I'm already flying all over the place to fuck, I need a break!

Sinuhue needing a break? What's this? I'm shocked....

and damn it, I just realized I misspelled Deutschland earlier. I feel dumb.

I just put you on the top of my Christmas wish list.:D
Oh, look! Another shiny empty promise! *sulks*

you should TOTALLY invade poland one day. Not, like, you Germany.

Just you.

It'd be hilarious.

"Mit dem Schwert nach Polen... Warum, Rene?"


God I feel like such a slut. I apologize to everyone for my behavior on this thread.

Oh, right. Ditto.

Personally, the thought of it turns my outtie to an innie

The thought of giving one actually turns my stomach. The thought of receiving one, though... you see, I experience that feeling when you know you definitely gotta take a dump soon, or during the actual act, as rather arousing, so yeah.

*is curious again*

You know, there's this thing called urbandictionary.com, and it's practically *made* for situations like this one.
He's protesting such ideas? Why? :confused:
Fucked if I knew. It can't be for the lack of times I asked, no, begged.

This is currently the fourteenth longest thread in general.
Well, another thirteen spots to go, eh?

Also: Welcome to the thread. I was wondering when you'd turn up :]

You're looking at it wrong.

The way you should be looking at it is: if you ever make it to the Americas, there's a real possibility you'll need Vicodin just to be able to sit down on the flight back...

This is true. So many of us in the Americas want to give SoWiBi what she needs...that she should really make the effort to come here rather than hope we'll all visit Deutschland.
Humbug. I've already lived in the US, while you all have not as much as set foot into Germany. Clearly, you need to remedy your ignorance and come here.

What can I say? Sex is an area I'm extremely competitive in.

I'm not a very competitive person. Just horny, for the vast majority of the time.

Hm, no offense to anyone, especially not to SoWiBi, but there's this thing about travelling a long way to meet someone simply for sex. It's something you can get in the area where you live. If I was desperate for sex (I often am), I'd pick up some chicks in a bar in my area (I often do). Why embark on a journey just for a shag?

Hm, no offense to anyone, especially not to SoWiBi, but there's this thing about travelling a long way to meet someone simply for sex. It's something you can get in the area where you live. If I was desperate for sex (I often am), I'd pick up some chicks in a bar in my area (I often do). Why embark on a journey just for a shag?

Good question. It just adds something for me which I cannot describe.

Hm, no offense to anyone, especially not to SoWiBi, but there's this thing about travelling a long way to meet someone simply for sex. It's something you can get in the area where you live. If I was desperate for sex (I often am), I'd pick up some chicks in a bar in my area (I often do). Why embark on a journey just for a shag?

What if you want it with a specific person who happens to live quite a distance away?

Hm, no offense to anyone, especially not to SoWiBi, but there's this thing about travelling a long way to meet someone simply for sex. It's something you can get in the area where you live. If I was desperate for sex (I often am), I'd pick up some chicks in a bar in my area (I often do). Why embark on a journey just for a shag?

Don't worry, I don't get offended easily, and not at all by strangers.

If I were to travel to Canada in order to see Sin, it'd not necessarily be primarily in order to get the living daylight shagged out of me, though I'd certainly hope for that to be involved somewhere - as you rightly said, I can get that without the airfare. It'd be because of Sin herself, all of her. First of all, fucking person A is not the same as fucking person B just because both is fucking, and secondly, I don't and wouldn't see the people in this thread as sole fucking objects.

Oh, look! Another shiny empty promise! *sulks*

At least it is shiny!


The thought of giving one actually turns my stomach. The thought of receiving one, though... you see, I experience that feeling when you know you definitely gotta take a dump soon, or during the actual act, as rather arousing, so yeah.

Ah gotcha. Yeah, I've gotten that arousing feeling at such times but still don't think I'd like receiving head during the act.

Sinuhue needing a break? What's this? I'm shocked....

and damn it, I just realized I misspelled Deutschland earlier. I feel dumb.

No no no, I don't need a break, in fact I need more...but it's getting expensive :D

Don't worry, I don't get offended easily, and not at all by strangers.

If I were to travel to Canada in order to see Sin, it'd not necessarily be primarily in order to get the living daylight shagged out of me, though I'd certainly hope for that to be involved somewhere - as you rightly said, I can get that without the airfare. It'd be because of Sin herself, all of her. First of all, fucking person A is not the same as fucking person B just because both is fucking, and secondly, I don't and wouldn't see the people in this thread as sole fucking objects.
Hm, good point. I may have misunderstood you.
Knowing the person over the internet for a long time might be a prerequisite for that, right? Unfortunately I didn't have a lot of good experience with such "relationships" (there can't be a more inappropriate word for it actually), and that doesn't help my scepticism.

At least it is shiny!
Now watch me polish it, and then we'll talk shiny.

Ah gotcha. Yeah, I've gotten that arousing feeling at such times but still don't think I'd like receiving head at such a time.

Not sure I would either, but I'm saying I know where it might come from.

And something deep inside me, I cannot quite put a finger on it though, tells me there is no special need to discuss that idea with the boyfriend.

Hm, good point. I may have misunderstood you.
Knowing the person over the internet for a long time might be a prerequisite for that, right? Unfortunately I didn't have a lot of good experience with such "relationships" (there can't be a more inappropriate word for it actually), and that doesn't help my scepticism.

Yes, that's definitely what we (i.e., I) are talking about: Having "known" the other for quite a while over non-presence ways before actually going to do the presence part.

And as for me: I'm just kidding. Yes, if I were to travel to some part where one of my fave NSers lives for whatever reason, I damn well would make sure to contact them and see whether a meet-up were possible, and yes, with some people I might have condoms&lube in my carry-on. But no, I do not seriously consider getting my ass to Canada just so I may fuck Sin, and I'd be creeped the hell out of she did it the other way 'round.

Now watch me polish it, and then we'll talk shiny.



Not sure I would either, but I'm saying I know where it might come from.

And something deep inside me, I cannot quite put a finger on it though, tells me there is no special need to discuss that idea with the boyfriend.


I'd love to watch you polish it. Also, yeah, all things considered, I'd refrain from bringing it up as well.

Also, yeah, all things considered, I'd refrain from bringing it up as well.

Talking about bringing things up: I'm already really looking forward to showing him my latest vibrator acquisition, and telling him how exactly I want him to use it on me, and let me use it on him. I'll be sure to post the results here ;P

Talking about bringing things up: I'm already really looking forward to showing him my latest vibrator acquisition, and telling him how exactly I want him to use it on me, and let me use it on him. I'll be sure to post the results here ;P

Have you considered feeding him a bunch of aphrodisiacs?

I look forward to hearing all about it.

Have you considered feeding him a bunch of aphrodisiacs?

Any suggestions?

I look forward to hearing all about it.

Good, 'cuz I wouldn't want to come across as looking as if I were just throwing around info nobody wanted to hear.. ;P

such "relationships" (there can't be a more inappropriate word for it actually)

re⋅la⋅tion⋅ship –noun
1. a connection, association, or involvement.
2. connection between persons by blood or marriage.
3. an emotional or other connection between people: the relationship between teachers and students.
4. a sexual involvement; affair.

How exactly are definitions 1 & 3 (and potentially 4) "inappropriate"? It's one thing not to want a relationship with someone you met online, but I am entirely puzzled as to why such relationships are not relationships at all.

Good, 'cuz I wouldn't want to come across as looking as if I were just throwing around info nobody wanted to hear.. ;P

no no, we're listening...

Any suggestions?

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/aphrodis_foods.htm

http://www.livescience.com/health/top10_aphrodisiacs-1.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac

I personally like chocolate covered strawberries.

Don't worry, I don't get offended easily, and not at all by strangers.

If I were to travel to Canada in order to see Sin, it'd not necessarily be primarily in order to get the living daylight shagged out of me, though I'd certainly hope for that to be involved somewhere - as you rightly said, I can get that without the airfare. It'd be because of Sin herself, all of her. First of all, fucking person A is not the same as fucking person B just because both is fucking, and secondly, I don't and wouldn't see the people in this thread as sole fucking objects.
All five feet of me. *nods*

I wouldn't want you to waste your vacation time here in Edmonton, so plan a trip for when I'm settled in Montreal, and we'll have all sorts of awesome things to do when we're not shagging.

All five feet of me. *nods*

I wouldn't want you to waste your vacation time here in Edmonton, so plan a trip for when I'm settled in Montreal, and we'll have all sorts of awesome things to do when we're not shagging.

what, you're going to do stuff when she's sleeping?

All five feet of me. *nods*

I wouldn't want you to waste your vacation time here in Edmonton, so plan a trip for when I'm settled in Montreal, and we'll have all sorts of awesome things to do when we're not shagging.

*ahem*

I suggest Vegas when Sin and Gog are visiting, instead. :D

But no, I do not seriously consider getting my ass to Canada just so I may fuck Sin, and I'd be creeped the hell out of she did it the other way 'round.

I've yet to travel outside of the Americas, and I greatly wish to do so. Eventually, and I don't mean years and years from now, but rather as soon as I can, I'd like to visit Europe with GoG. I'd make a point of visiting you if possible, but no, lovely as you are, I wouldn't go to Germany just for you :D

what, you're going to do stuff when she's sleeping?

I'll drive her around in a wheelchair while she naps, and take pictures of her next to Montreal landmarks.

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/aphrodis_foods.htm

http://www.livescience.com/health/top10_aphrodisiacs-1.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac

I personally like chocolate covered strawberries.

Great. No time to actually look through them (boyfriend'll pick me up any minute now), but definitely marked and I'll come back to you later. Any experience on whether that's just a myth, or any of that actually work?

All five feet of me. *nods*

I was more thinking about.. nevermind. Things whose abundance appeals more to me.

I wouldn't want you to waste your vacation time here in Edmonton, so plan a trip for when I'm settled in Montreal, and we'll have all sorts of awesome things to do when we're not shagging. I dare hope it'll involve food if shagging's out?

what, you're going to do stuff when she's sleeping?

Pics please if I'm already not conscious to witness! .. no, seriously, I'm a very light sleeper, so you'd have to fuck me unconscious before you can do stuff to and with me "while I'm sleeping".

..and no, I do not accept the notion that they could be actually and really doing things without me being involved.

Great. No time to actually look through them (boyfriend'll pick me up any minute now), but definitely marked and I'll come back to you later. Any experience on whether that's just a myth, or any of that actually work?

Not sure if it's all in the head or what. It might just be that I love chocolate so much.

*ahem*

I suggest Vegas when Sin and Gog are visiting, instead. :D

Hahahahahaa, good point :D



Okay, so, how do you folks feel about 'forward women'? It's one thing to hook up with someone out of a group setting...that's easy enough and no one is asking anyone else out or anything...but I tend not to have patience for circling around so I usually end up being the one to ask a guy out. Frick, otherwise I'd be waiting for ages for them to do it. But I always sort of wonder if the guy is going to get weirded out by it...I do it anyway, but yeah. Thoughts?

I was more thinking about.. nevermind. Things whose abundance appeals more to me. Not nevermind! Expound!

I dare hope it'll involve food if shagging's out? There are few things I enjoy as much as sex, and eating happens to be one of them.

I've yet to travel outside of the Americas, and I greaty wish to do so. Eventually, and I don't mean years and years from now, but rather as soon as I can, I'd like to visit Europe with GoG. I'd make a point of visiting you if possible, but no, lovely as you are, I wouldn't go to Germany just for you :D

See? That's exactly what I mean. Good stuff, that. And in all seriousness, I'd love to have some prior warning if indeed you travel to Europe some day, and of course I'd love it even more if you actually decided to stop by in Germany.

Not sure if it's all in the head or what. It might just be that I love chocolate so much.
See, that's why we'd make perfect fuck-buddies. You have a penis, you'll let me love it, and you crave chocolate. This makes you dangerously close to perfect. *nods*

ETA: Also, you can spell, and I think I've heard you mention that you read a book every once in a while. The goodness is compiling.

re⋅la⋅tion⋅ship –noun
1. a connection, association, or involvement.
2. connection between persons by blood or marriage.
3. an emotional or other connection between people: the relationship between teachers and students.
4. a sexual involvement; affair.

How exactly are definitions 1 & 3 (and potentially 4) "inappropriate"? It's one thing not to want a relationship with someone you met online, but I am entirely puzzled as to why such relationships are not relationships at all.

Sorry, perhaps I should've elaborated on that. I'm talking about those online relationships where the point is (or would be) to meet up, but eventually it never happens. Nevertheless, one person (usually the woman) feels that it's still okay to use the other as a shoulder to cry on in the time of need. No problems with that, but it becomes pretty unnerving when that crystallizes out to be the sole purpose of this entire "relationship". That's the point where I start to use the quotation marks and consider that relationship not what it's called. This is based on my own experiences and I'm not judging anyone else's own internet-relationship(s).

Nevertheless, the advantages of IRL pussy over E-pussy are obvious, amirite?

and SoWiBi, check TGs

Okay, so, how do you folks feel about 'forward women'?
People still think about this? As in, this is still a question? Funny. I seriously thought all wondering about which gender asks first and stuff were of the past.

There are few things I enjoy as much as sex, and eating happens to be one of them.
See above. Perfectness. And you can sing. And you're awingly good-looking. And smart. Explain to me again why you don't live anywhere close by?

People still think about this? As in, this is still a question? Funny. I seriously thought all wondering about which gender asks first and stuff were of the past. Yeah, it should be, but most guys admit later that it was sort of weird for them because I was the first to do it. Etc. And among female acquaintances there is still very much the idea that the guy needs to do the asking. I think it's stupid, but sometimes it does make me wonder about how someone is viewing me when I go ahead and ask...at which point I tell myself to shut the fuck up and do it anyway.

Cool, decided. "Do you want to get a drink this Friday?" Gimme five minutes thanks.

See above. Perfectness. And you can sing. And you're awingly good-looking. And smart. Explain to me again why you don't live anywhere close by? Because my people have lived here for tens of thousands of years? :D

Nevertheless, the advantages of IRL pussy over E-pussy are obvious, amirite?

No. Not with those criteria.

The person that is a godsend at a long distance, versus the same person up close? Yeah.

The person that is a godsend at a long distance, or a random fuck with a local nobody? Not so much.

All five feet of me. *nods*

I wouldn't want you to waste your vacation time here in Edmonton, so plan a trip for when I'm settled in Montreal, and we'll have all sorts of awesome things to do when we're not shagging.


Oh you moved/are moving to Montreal? Cool. Looks awesome there! I've heard only great things..but have never been. I've only been to Anglo-Canada. A friend of mine (french guy) is studying in Montreal though and says the nightlife is great and there are so many other students and things to do/people to see.

Like this (http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Sexy-Alice-In-Wonderland-Costume/C-1459-ALICE.html)?


Probably.

Oh you moved/are moving to Montreal? Cool. Looks awesome there!

Yeah, I have to fight the ex in court first so I can take the kids, but July is the tentative moving date. Montreal is grrrrreat. Might be a little 'ethnic' for your tastes though :P

See, that's why we'd make perfect fuck-buddies. You have a penis, you'll let me love it, and you crave chocolate. This makes you dangerously close to perfect. *nods*

:$

I want you. :fluffle:

ETA: Also, you can spell, and I think I've heard you mention that you read a book every once in a while. The goodness is compiling.


Yah, I speel reel gewd! I totally don't have a bunch of negatives that I'm keeping to myself either. *whistles innocently*

Not too much more, actually. My boobs are super-sensitive, and thus are pretty much the most wussy, non-masochistic part of me. I have vanilla boobs! :p


Sensitive huh?

Yeah, I have to fight the ex in court first so I can take the kids, but July is the tentative moving date. Montreal is grrrrreat. Might be a little 'ethnic' for your tastes though :P

I don't mix politics and pleasure. It would make for a very polarized life and unenjoyable life. I've broken many laws, I have a Muslim friend (:eek:....:p) and like to do tons of stuff that is not exactly...consevative.

Montreal seems fantastic and fun...I don't care about "ethnic"...I wouldn't live there because I'm not learning French. Same reason I'd rather live in Zürich than Genf (Geneva).

For example I love NYC...and that's super 'ethnic'.

I hope the result from the courts is in the children's favor...I know someone going through a similar process and so I know how difficult it can be for the children. I don't know you're case so I don't want to say anything exact...just that I hope whatever the result is is what's best for them. :)

Sure, fine. So I'd appreciate it if your loving them included running your fingers underneath them when I'm on my back, if you caressed their sides while licking in between them, swirled your tongue around the nipples in between surprise bites, teased the nipples with the very tip of your tongue, and by lightly scratching them with your fingernail, while you're at that you might also want to flick your fingers against them, it'd make me rather happy if you could then proceed to invite your penis into this nipple-rubbing business, and perchance abuse the entirety of my cleavage as your personal massage tool for it; you could also show your love by grabbing them from behind and squeezing the fuck out of them while biting my neck and letting my ass feel the hard facts about how you like it (in fact, the latter two can be added to almost any other loving activity you feel inclined to perform), and, oh, whatever else you feel like doing in order to express your affection.



WHY DO I NOT HAVE ANYONE HERE TO DO THESE THINGS?! *cries*

I was asking myself a similar question. Why don't I have anyone to do these things too.

Have we talked about foot fetish folks yet? Do you like your partners feet? Do you like your feet to be worshiped?


I dislike my feet immensely. I don't really like people to be touching them; but I don't mind playing with a pair of the clean feet of a woman; I think I'm ok a foot messages.

Nevertheless, the advantages of IRL pussy over E-pussy are obvious, amirite?

Not really. Both sound equally uninteresting to me.

Not really. Both sound equally uninteresting to me.
Urges make them interesting. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Urges make them interesting. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

I do not dispute this, but asking a straight woman about the relative merits of various vaginae doesn't make a great deal of sense.

I was asking myself a similar question. Why don't I have anyone to do these things too.

Sometimes I think that the old April Fools "NationDates" joke wasn't such a bad idea.

...and then I remember how many NSG couples actually already exist, and wonder if it was even a joke at all. :p

Okay, so, how do you folks feel about 'forward women'? It's one thing to hook up with someone out of a group setting...that's easy enough and no one is asking anyone else out or anything...but I tend not to have patience for circling around so I usually end up being the one to ask a guy out. Frick, otherwise I'd be waiting for ages for them to do it. But I always sort of wonder if the guy is going to get weirded out by it...I do it anyway, but yeah. Thoughts?

I have no problem with 'Forward Women'. However I am unable to oblige them for fear of an STD or unwanted pregnancy.

Sometimes I think that the old April Fools "NationDates" joke wasn't such a bad idea.

...and then I remember how many NSG couples actually already exist, and wonder if it was even a joke at all. :p

Lol.

I have no idea how to respond otherwise...

I do not dispute this...

I dispute it. Turaan's 'any hole is a goal' motif isn't intrinsic to being of the male gender.

I dispute it. Turaan's 'any hole is a goal' motif isn't intrinsic to being of the male gender.

Oh, agreed. All I was not disputing was "vaginae are more interesting to people who want to have sex with their owners." :tongue:

Oh, agreed. All I was not disputing was "vaginae are more interesting to people who want to have sex with their owners." :tongue:

I wouldn't really argue with that, but they do have their own artistic/aesthetic merits, too. I think it would be perfectly reasonable to have artshows of 'vagina art'.

It's anti-human sexuality discrimination, that's what it is! So long as the sex organs belong to a plant, I'm allowed to photograph it, draw it, paint it, stick it up on a wall, eat it in the street, and walk around with my face buried in it... but start talking about tasting the fruit of the human flower, and the masses get uneasy...

bastards.

I wouldn't really argue with that, but they do have their own artistic/aesthetic merits, too. I think it would be perfectly reasonable to have artshows of 'vagina art'.

It's anti-human sexuality discrimination, that's what it is! So long as the sex organs belong to a plant, I'm allowed to photograph it, draw it, paint it, stick it up on a wall, eat it in the street, and walk around with my face buried in it... but start talking about tasting the fruit of the human flower, and the masses get uneasy...

bastards.

*pats* There there; just do it anyway.

I wouldn't really argue with that, but they do have their own artistic/aesthetic merits, too. I think it would be perfectly reasonable to have artshows of 'vagina art'.

It's anti-human sexuality discrimination, that's what it is! So long as the sex organs belong to a plant, I'm allowed to photograph it, draw it, paint it, stick it up on a wall, eat it in the street, and walk around with my face buried in it... but start talking about tasting the fruit of the human flower, and the masses get uneasy...

bastards.

Hehe.

Ooh, that brings up a new question for the thread - do people find their preferred variety of genitalia attractive in and of itself? Me, I think penises are fairly funny-looking, but I do enjoy one if it's attached to a cute guy. Vaginae I honestly don't like the look of much at all (there's that whole "straight" thing again...). :tongue:

Hehe.

Ooh, that brings up a new question for the thread - do people find their preferred variety of genitalia attractive in and of itself? Me, I think penises are fairly funny-looking, but I do enjoy one if it's attached to a cute guy. Vaginae I honestly don't like the look of much at all (there's that whole "straight" thing again...). :tongue:

I can look at sex organs and not really care, I have to like what they are attached to also. Even if its presented in a sexual manner.

Lol.

I have no idea how to respond otherwise...

Still no idea...

Hehe.

Ooh, that brings up a new question for the thread - do people find their preferred variety of genitalia attractive in and of itself? Me, I think penises are fairly funny-looking, but I do enjoy one if it's attached to a cute guy. Vaginae I honestly don't like the look of much at all (there's that whole "straight" thing again...). :tongue:

Girls got all the nice parts when they were being designed. Guys got either a slightly less sleek version of the same parts, some bits that look like they were assembled out of leftovers, or an almost complete absence of equivalent components.

I think that an aesthetically interesting body can be appreciated as 'art' in it's own right. I think a vagina can be appreciated as art in it's own right. Personally, I think a cute ass can qualify, too.

Penis art wouldn't hold a lot of appeal to me - not because of my gender orientation, but because they're kind of crap. They are sexual evolution's afterthought.

*pats* There there; just do it anyway.

Damn skippy! Expect to see my name in lights at the Manhattan Museum of Modern Art, any day now... :D

Girls got all the nice parts when they were being designed. Guys got either a slightly less sleek version of the same parts, some bits that look like they were assembled out of leftovers, or an almost complete absence of equivalent components.

Heh. Oddly enough, even as a straight girl, I mostly agree with this. I do enjoy looking at pretty women (well, at least until the obligatory "why can't I be as pretty as she is?" complex kicks in).

Penis art wouldn't hold a lot of appeal to me - not because of my gender orientation, but because they're kind of crap. They are sexual evolution's afterthought.

But they're so FUN!

Heh. Oddly enough, even as a straight girl, I mostly agree with this. I do enjoy looking at pretty women (well, at least until the obligatory "why can't I be as pretty as she is?" complex kicks in).


Ehhh.. I'm sure your pretty enough. That's either my sweet side or my desperate side speaking and I am not sure which, so feel free to take that as you will.

Heh. Oddly enough, even as a straight girl, I mostly agree with this. I do enjoy looking at pretty women (well, at least until the obligatory "why can't I be as pretty as she is?" complex kicks in).


Ah, the important thing to remember is that you are as pretty as 'she' is - just to different eyes, no?


But they're so FUN!

Admitted. They are ever so functional, and they meet all the requirements that are listed. But is it really necessary to skip the 'aesthetic design' part completely?

Yes, I'm overplaying it. They're not that bad. But when you look at the Lotus Elise parked in the girl garage, you wonder why the boy garage only has a 2CV.

Ehhh.. I'm sure your pretty enough.

'Pretty enough'? Awesome.

Quite the silver-tongued devil, arent you? ;)

'Pretty enough'? Awesome.

Quite the silver-tongued devil, arent you? ;)

Its much easier to be charming in person. :$


I think I failed..

Ehhh.. I'm sure your pretty enough. That's either my sweet side or my desperate side speaking and I am not sure which, so feel free to take that as you will.

Ha. That's kind of you, but I tend to trust compliments on my appearance more when they come from people who've actually, y'know, seen me. :p

And, anyway, even if I looked like a supermodel, I have no doubt I'd still look at pretty women and find ways they exceeded me. It's kinda a girl thing - seeing our un-airbrushed, human, flawed selves in the mirror each day and comparing them to a lifetime's worth of perfect photos of other people makes your brain go a bit wonky.