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I should find one of these people and drink some coffee before meeting with them to see what they think.*meekly raises hand*

Please describe in detail what happened next.Ever stroke a helium-filled balloon tightly, so that it makes a squirking noise?
That, with screaming?

"say it bitch! Say trickle down regonomics doesn't work! You like that huh? You like ensuring that the poor and working class have adequate education and access to health care, don't you?"This reminds me of a great link someone put up a while back about some dude buggering Ann Coulter.
I don't think i can post it, but it's out there.

on the anal topic, i am all for it, just not on the first date.tg.

Are you keeping records of everybody's sex kinks for nefarious purposes?.... what other purpose would there be?

my assAh. Pegging it is.

oh come on, the original thread was asking when is a good time to tell your date that you liked to be slapped in your face and fucked up the ass.

Is this REALLY a derailment?
Sigworthy, and usable in many cases.
*bows*

I am glad that I brought you a little joy.It's a great sig, one must admit.

Hey Nanatsu, wanna come over to watch some anime? :p

Sure! I bring the pop, you bring the pr0n, *cough* I mean, corn.:tongue:

Feeling the pulse of the one you love kind of, beating under your lips as you suck on the blood is... wow... amazing. You're technically holding that person's heart on your lips.There is, of course, a way to do this without blood-air exposure.
*nods emphatically*

Must... resist... urge to... post about... subject...

GAH!!!Again, just a reminder ... TG.

There is, of course, a way to do this without blood-air exposure.
*nods emphatically*

Oh? I gotta hear about this. Do tell.
*munches on some Twizzlers*

Nope.Becase I'm at a friend's house and I'm not gonna fap right next to him!
Eh, you could probably pull it off.

Oh? I gotta hear about this. Do tell.
*munches on some Twizzlers*I think i can *show* you, not so much *tell* you ... hmmm.
BTW - some flavours of Twizzlers seem to set my ulcer off really bad. Don't know why. Big test was after i got the rainbow selection.

I'll probably get a red card or be banned.

Reason for ban: Inciting the male population of NSG to fap.
Sheesh, don't be so sexist. There's sure to be a few of the ladyfolk doing the same.

Sheesh, don't be so sexist. There's sure to be a few of the ladyfolk doing the same.

I was one of the ladyfolk guilty of that. Yup.

O.O

I hate you for putting such a hawt image in my dirty, little mind.

O.O
Yay for hate sex with peaches!

Yay for hate sex with peaches!

BITCH, EAT PEACHES FROM MY P***Y!!!

Something along those lines, yeah.:tongue:

Ok... this iz getting outta hand. :p

I was one of the ladyfolk guilty of that. Yup.
You were inciting YOURSELF to fap?
M'kay. I'm watching UFO footage and keeping one of my boys from screaming too much.

BITCH, EAT PEACHES FROM MY P***Y!!!

Something along those lines, yeah.:tongue:M'kay!
http://www.halloween-mask.com/morris2005/dr_tongue_dotd_ta312mor.jpg
Wait .. isn't that a quote from a Sarah Palin gif?

Ok... this iz getting outta hand. :p

Come on. You know you enjoy this thread so much that, although you should be in bed because you got work in the morning, you're here, stating the obvious.

Yes... Say it. Say that you were one of those who fapped last night on account of this awesome thread.:D

Come on. You know you enjoy this thread so much that, although you should be in bed because you got work in the morning, you're here, stating the obvious.

Yes... Say it. Say that you were one of those who fapped last night on account of this awesome thread.:D

I admit it. I did. :$

M'kay!
http://www.halloween-mask.com/morris2005/dr_tongue_dotd_ta312mor.jpg
Wait .. isn't that a quote from a Sarah Palin gif?

http://i35.tinypic.com/dztob9.jpg

<.<

Would you guys stop giving me ideas!!! Would you! Now I want to be taken with a huge carrot and used as a plate full of peaches. Gawd!I have this pic on my desktop just for this occasion, with the caption, "Huge Thirst?"
... but coincidentally, this one came up, so i'll go with it:
http://www.vmagazine.com/cms/files/1207best_sof_tropicana.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/dztob9.jpgNothing about peaches and cream. How disappointing. :(
Although - she's big on moose-filled or caribou-filled hotdogs.
Whatever that means.

I have this pic on my desktop just for this occasion, with the caption, "Huge Thirst?"
... but coincidentally, this one came up, so i'll go with it:
http://www.vmagazine.com/cms/files/1207best_sof_tropicana.jpg

You're teh awesomez0r!!!:fluffle:

Nothing about peaches and cream. How disappointing. :(
Although - she's big on moose-filled or caribou-filled hotdogs.
Whatever that means.

Sarah Palin, I would never hit that... but that gif, man, that gif's made of win!!

Champagne. That reminds me, here's a trick. Get a bottle of shampagne, share a little bit with each other, and then, leaving the top open, insert it. As the champagne goes inside her, a lot of the bubbles start fizzing, and from what I've seen, can be very pleasurable. It also makes the chamapgne taste better :tongue:
This reminds me of the guy who showed me StileProject.com.
And i quote:
That's the coolest sound I've ever heard.
Drool dribbled from his lip. It wasn't the front of the ladies involved, though.

You're teh awesomez0r!!!:fluffle:
Thank you. *bows*
I couldn't have done it if it weren't for the amalgamation of perverts and picfiends this place so gracefully hosts. :)

Sarah Palin, I would never hit thatYou know, it got brought up a little while back about how sexy someone is until you learn their political leanings, and i think it might apply here.

It's in somebody's sig. I forget who.
*gestures with single digit*

Nothing like the smell of sex in the morning!
Weird that the only dream i've ever had about smelling anyone ... or thing ... was about Sin, whom i hadn't previously dreamed about, either.
It was her forehead. And she was shorter than i expected.

Ice is an underused sex toy.
As is Halls Mentholatum.
*nods emphatically*
Seriously.

Thank you. *bows*
I couldn't have done it if it weren't for the amalgamation of perverts and picfiends this place so gracefully hosts. :)

NSG, you've outdone yourself again.

A round of applause, everyone! It's your night to shine!

*claps and whistles*

Just like I need him right now... listening to the music I am doesn't help either...Closer?
In my experience, "Exorcism" from Killing Joke is great fucktune. :)

We've bought madness and smex to NSG. And it is awesome. :D

Closer?
In my experience, "Exorcism" from Killing Joke is great fucktune. :)

To Limewire!

And I'm entranced so I better go. Not thinking straight. Shaking too much. I'm mess at the moment. I want to be taken and possessed right now. I want to find glory so many times, I cry out in despair when it's at an end. And after all that, I want to fall down eternally.
One of the best, bestest sigs ever. And i've seen a few since 2003 (or -04, whatevah)
*bows*

One of the best, bestest sigs ever. And i've seen a few since 2003 (or -04, whatevah)
*bows*

You like me, you really like me! *a lá Sally Field*:$

To Limewire!While you're at it, you should probably check out "When The Lights Go Out" from Oingo Boingo. Another great fucktune.
Bear in mind, though, i'm an obvious tweak. My advice is thusly suspect. :p

You like me, you really like me! *a lá Sally Field*:$
The Flying Nun?
M'kay, there's a kink we hadn't yet covered on this thread. Good show!

While you're at it, you should probably check out "When The Lights Go Out" from Oingo Boingo. Another great fucktune.
Bear in mind, though, i'm an obvious tweak. My advice is thusly suspect. :p

I know, after Jhah, you were never the same... Neither was I. He left me such a deep deep scar. I miss him sniffing my bellybutton in the middle of the night and asking me to pass the Tabasco. I will always miss him after he took his morning shower and yelled 'Rocinante, te pica el elefante!' just for me. Who knows what that meant for him,but meh. I will always miss the way he used to steal your socks for some nefarious purpose and then blame the dog. *sighs*

Hug me, TB. It's cold!:fluffle:

Ok, lets make this a group hug - Everyone gather round!

The OP's openness about her sexuality tends to encourage such in others.And therein lies some of her greatness.
:)

Filthy frickin' liberal commie elitist deviants.Yay for angry lobster sex!

I know, after Jhah, you were never the same... Neither was I. He left me such a deep deep scar. I miss him sniffing my bellybutton in the middle of the night and asking me to pass the Tabasco. I will always miss him after he took his morning shower and yelled 'Rocinante, te pica el elefante!' just for me. Who knows what that meant for him,but meh. I will always miss the way he used to steal your socks for some nefarious purpose and then blame the dog. *sighs*

Hug me, TB. It's cold!:fluffle:After a Jhanworthy post like this, I have to hold MYSELF! *sniff*
M'kay, now you. :)
:fluffle:
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/1/stinge-tentacles_1651.jpg

I know I sure as hell wouldn't want or expect sex on the first date. If the other person felt otherwise, it would make it more likely to be the last date.
A lot of times, you just know. Or at least, you should. It really helps to be in tune. In every conceivable sense, it helps.

After a Jhanworthy post like this, I have to hold MYSELF! *sniff*
M'kay, now you. :)
:fluffle:
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/1/stinge-tentacles_1651.jpg

Ok, here I goes!
http://blog.emu.dk/resources/galathea3/poelse%201b-tbn.jpg

As such, it demands a loaded answer...
The answer being, obviously, a dog with parasites.

what the HELL is going on here?

Laughing my ass off and egging on some of our more...horny members. :p

The answer being, obviously, a dog with parasites.

You're such a good student. You learn perversions as fast as I learn sexual positions.:D

Say, when is it right to do the crab with your partner? Or when should one go doggy-style?

NSG, you've outdone yourself again.

A round of applause, everyone! It's your night to shine!

*claps and whistles*It takes a village ...
http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/villageadrienbrodycostume_1.jpg

Ok, here I goes!
http://blog.emu.dk/resources/galathea3/poelse%201b-tbn.jpgThat HAS to be one of the coolest pix i've ever seen. It's boggling and inspiring, simultaneously.
*bows*

You're such a good student. You learn perversions as fast as I learn sexual positions.:D Oh, really? I need to do some study on that. I'd of course need you as a partner, but you're liable to run away and eat peaches or something. :p
And as perversion goes, remember that it starts with instinct and is honed over time and experience. :)

Say, when is it right to do the crab with your partner?Drunk, it often occurs unintentionally. I think it depends on how stimulating the positions you've been using work out for you.
Or when should one go doggy-style?First copulation, but not first position, i think. :)

What - the - Christ

Ok, lets make this a group hug - Everyone gather round!Who's in the middle?
*checks calendar*
Oh .... it's ...

What - the - Christ
Do you mean, Buddy Christ?
Or Christ the Plug?

Sure! I bring the pop, you bring the pr0n, *cough* I mean, corn.:tongue:

yummy! :p

Say, when is it right to do the crab with your partner? Or when should one go doggy-style?

when one has a leg cramp. ;)

If I fuck you, trust me, you'll care.

I have absolutely no trouble believing this.

I am so pleased to see the thread growing exponentially after I was away on assignment. Totally awesome.

It makes a dedicated voyeur weep.

Do you mean, Buddy Christ?
Or Christ the Plug?

Doesn't matter.
I wonder why Weekend Web never considered covering this forum. Threads like these are just asking for it.

Doesn't matter.
I wonder why Weekend Web never considered covering this forum. Threads like these are just asking for it.
We've made news before.
<.<
>.>

I have absolutely no trouble believing this.

I am so pleased to see the thread growing exponentially after I was away on assignment. Totally awesome.Not just that. A lot of customer satisfaction, if i gather right.

Hey Nana-chan...

http://softexpressions.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/app/D27-150.jpg

Still waiting... :(

Not just that. A lot of customer satisfaction, if i gather right.

Too bad it's almost always self service. :tongue:

It's just that I didn't expect two things:
1. An OP titled "First date etiquette" asking about the existence of a conventional number of sexual encounters required to be eligible to piss on the partner.
2. The Spanish Inquisition

Too bad it's almost always self service. :tongue:
It *is* teh interwebz, after all. :rolleyes:

It's just that I didn't expect two things:
1. An OP titled "First date etiquette" asking about the existence of a conventional number of sexual encounters required to be eligible to piss on the partner.
2. The Spanish Inquisition
Ah, yes. That second part - noting myself an appalling lack of sexual implements from that era.

Oh I'm so proud!

I go away for 20 hours, and the thread gets ten extra pages, with young blood refreshing the ranks of us tired old crankies who'd been with the thread from the beginning. Thanks especially to The Brevious, Nanatsu no Tsuki, and JuNii. God love you all and your perversions. It just wouldn't be the same without you.

Also, I feel some bragging is in order. I just said goodbye to my girlfriend, and she was hobbling, not walking. I must admit, I did implement some of the suggestions of this thread. Most notably the idea of biting...:wink:

Oh I'm so proud!

I go away for 20 hours, and the thread gets ten extra pages, with young blood refreshinig the ranks of us tired old crankies who'd been with the thread from the beginning. Thanks especially to The Brevious, Nanatsu no Tsuki, and JuNii. God love you all and your perversions. It just wouldn't be the same without you.*bows*
I don't work so well in a vacuum. I've spent many a sleepless night meditating upon exactly that ....


Also, I feel some bragging is in order. I just said goodbye to my girlfriend, and she was hobbling, not walking. I must admit, I did implement some of the suggestions of this thread. Most notably the idea of biting...:wink:
Yay! Positive influence in the world! Yay!

BITCH, EAT PEACHES FROM MY P***Y!!!

Something along those lines, yeah.:tongue:

...or peaches from your peaches, so to speak...

And I am only comfortable with taking. What are the odds? :D

:fluffle:

How perfect!

BITCH, EAT PEACHES FROM MY P***Y!!!

Something along those lines, yeah.:tongue:

That sounds delicious. Seriously.

Oh I'm so proud!

I go away for 20 hours, and the thread gets ten extra pages, with young blood refreshing the ranks of us tired old crankies who'd been with the thread from the beginning. Thanks especially to The Brevious, Nanatsu no Tsuki, and JuNii. God love you all and your perversions. It just wouldn't be the same without you.

Also, I feel some bragging is in order. I just said goodbye to my girlfriend, and she was hobbling, not walking. I must admit, I did implement some of the suggestions of this thread. Most notably the idea of biting...:wink:

Lol, that's awesome. Didst she enjoy herself a bit too much?

Lol, that's awesome. Didst she enjoy herself a bit too much?

She did, yes. As did I. I ache :(

But it's a totally good ache. It's the "I just had sex 7 times in 12 hours" ache. It's about the only pain I'm really into :p

Well, color me impressed. This thread wins. :p

We've made news before.
<.<
>.>
Linkage or you're a liar. :tongue:

Weird that the only dream i've ever had about smelling anyone ... or thing ... was about Sin, whom i hadn't previously dreamed about, either.
It was her forehead. And she was shorter than i expected.

Sounds accurate then. She is very tiny and smells great.
:eek::eek2::eek::eek2::p

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Okay well I'm off to the new sex club again. We went last night as well with one couple, and tonight we're going with another. I'll recount the details later.

Sounds accurate then. She is very tiny and smells great.
:eek::eek2::eek::eek2::p

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Okay well I'm off to the new sex club again. We went last night as well with one couple, and tonight we're going with another. I'll recount the details later.

Naww, you promised details today!

It's just that I didn't expect two things:
1. An OP titled "First date etiquette" asking about the existence of a conventional number of sexual encounters required to be eligible to piss on the partner.
2. The Spanish Inquisition

More like the sexquisition.

She did, yes. As did I. I ache :(

But it's a totally good ache. It's the "I just had sex 7 times in 12 hours" ache. It's about the only pain I'm really into :p

Ah yes, the good, weary ache of accomplishment.

More like the sexquisition.

Nanatsu is Spanish. Maybe she'll punish us for our transgressions.

KoL, darling, I detest bragging.:wink:

I should say, before I post this, that Im drunk (drunk NSG posting ftw)....

But I wonder, if I were to pay for your flight over here to prove it, would that be prostitution?

Nanatsu is Spanish. Maybe she'll punish us for our transgressions.

I can only daydream...

Lol, for some reason the banner ad on this page reads "Satanic Jewelry Specialist" right now

Lol, for some reason the banner ad on this page reads "Satanic Jewelry Specialist" right nowI have one for "Dark Orbit" the online game. :)

I think I should go through and archive* this thread, just because it wins. :p
*On my computer.

Lol, for some reason the banner ad on this page reads "Satanic Jewelry Specialist" right now

I got an ad for Molehill Empire.

Lol, for some reason the banner ad on this page reads "Satanic Jewelry Specialist" right now

Mine too.

Dont know if this was brought up, but what about money shots/cuming on a girls face/having the guy come on your face?

I know some girls find it...offensive? While others find it really hot.

Dont know if this was brought up, but what about money shots/cuming on a girls face/having the guy come on your face?

I know some girls find it...offensive? While others find it really hot.

That's just gross. Nothing more needs to be said.

That's just gross. Nothing more needs to be said.

I dunno, it can be pretty hot. Messy though :(

so... cabra.... whatcha doing tonight? :D

Hanging out on some swingers pages, looking for a date. Why? ;)

You have to be careful. I once got it into a girl's eye. Plus you have to think about how they will look on the night bus home with all jizz in their hair.

That's why you offer them to shower before they go home. Really, good manners are dying out...

That's why you offer them to shower before they go home. Really, good manners are dying out...

I second this... only because I hear so many people tell me that when I am polite to them...

That's why you offer them to shower before they go home. Really, good manners are dying out...
better yet just pee on her while she's down there, to wash the gloop out of her eyes.
May as well go the whole hog and make damn sure she never returns your calls.

better yet just pee on her while she's down there, to wash the gloop out of her eyes.
May as well go the whole hog and make damn sure she never returns your calls.

You wouldn't beleive how hard you made me laugh...

Lol, for some reason the banner ad on this page reads "Satanic Jewelry Specialist" right now
Mine banner asks, "is there really a Devil?" and "Overcome the devil - Have you truly been born again of the water and the Spirit?"
obviously NS thinks facials are the devil's work.

Anal. Okay on a first date?
naw. If you bring it up on the 1st date, what are you going to surprise them with on the 2nd?
Same goes for your collection of midget porn. Give them something to look forward to!

You wouldn't beleive how hard you made me laugh...
I'm glad I gave someone the gift of laughter on this fine day.:wink:

On your first date, just get to know one another. On the second date, inquire whether your potential partner is willing to go to an MD with you, to check one another for STDs and take a blood or other test for AIDS, hepatitis and so on. If your date agrees, then both of you go to the MD and take the tests and have a checkup on the third date. If all is clear, and you trust that neither of you intends to have sex with others (and has not had sex with others since your date with the MD), then have a field day on your fourth date.

On your first date, just get to know one another. On the second date, inquire whether your potential partner is willing to go to an MD with you, to check one another for STDs and take a blood or other test for AIDS, hepatitis and so on. If your date agrees, then both of you go to the MD and take the tests and have a checkup on the third date. If all is clear, and you trust that neither of you intends to have sex with others (and has not had sex with others since your date with the MD), then have a field day on your fourth date.

Thats one way to do it...

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the First Date.

On the second date, inquire whether your potential partner is willing to go to an MD with you, to check one another for STDs and take a blood or other test for AIDS, hepatitis and so on.

I prefer to just give her one of those lovely STD plushies from "giant microbes". "Here - I gave you Herpes. Isn't he cute ? Speaking of which..."

I prefer to just give her one of those lovely STD plushies from "giant microbes". "Here - I gave you Herpes. Isn't he cute ? Speaking of which..."

Holy wow...

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the First Date.

It doesn't have the same effect without the creepy music...

I prefer to just give her one of those lovely STD plushies from "giant microbes". "Here - I gave you Herpes. Isn't he cute ? Speaking of which..."Oh my God, Herpes is adorable! =D

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the First Date.

Woah.... You date on Acid?

I prefer to just give her one of those lovely STD plushies from "giant microbes". "Here - I gave you Herpes. Isn't he cute ? Speaking of which..."...Uh. I had a good response to this, but I lost it in the fifth dimension. :(

naw. If you bring it up on the 1st date, what are you going to surprise them with on the 2nd?
Same goes for your collection of midget porn. Give them something to look forward to!

*lol
Oh my, you're so cute and innocent ;)

Oh my God, Herpes is adorable! =D

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/files/images/productdetails/herpes.jpg

Indeed. Just look at those puppy eyes ;)

*snip because it makes my eyes burn*Hideous! Take it away! Or just burn it!

Analingus. Would you give? Would you receive? Would you bring it up? Would you be worried about the health concerns of such activity?

I'd be fine with bringing it up if I cared for it (I don't really consider it kink) but it so happens I do not care for neither giving nor receiving.

Oh my God, Herpes is adorable! =D

I myself have always greatly adored The Dust Mite

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/files/images/productdetails/dust-mite.jpg

Naww, you promised details today!
Okay here is the review I wrote for the new swingers club we went to:


We went to both nights of the soft grand opening on Nov. 14th & 15th and had a great time. Each night we came with a different couple and each night we took advantage of different play rooms.

Night #1, the couple wanted something more private so we went found an out of the way room that I guess is the safari room. Nice and dark and plenty of room on the bed for two couples to fool around. A few people had unwittingly walked in on us and then quickly left and some others walked in and watched for a bit. Right now, there aren't any rooms where you can close the door to get total privacy. We didn't see anyone else playing on the first night.

Night #2, the couple we went with didn't care so much about privacy, and since the pirate bed was taken we just settled on what we decided was the Hawaii room. We had quite an audience for that romp. We saw several groups of people having playtime on the second night.

What was nice was that there were condoms lyign around for our use. I was sure that I heard that there was supposed to be lube in the rooms as well but I hadn't seen any on either night.

The club is huge, and was decorated nicely. We could tell right away that they had put a lot of work into it. My personal favorite was the pirate rooms and the Roman area. The dungeon areas are awesome too and we look forward to bringing some equipment to try them out next time. There were a bunch of comfortable places to hang out and in the process of hanging out we had the chance to talk to a few nice, sexy and interesting couples.

Other positives: The club is smoke free but they have a nice large smoking balcony, which made it nice for us because my wife has asthma (which is why we decided not to frequent the other swinger clubs in Vegas anymore). Water was just $1 bottle. The staff/management is very friendly and is happy to take suggestions on how to better serve Las Veganites.

Suggestions/gripes: A few of us felt that the smaller play rooms could be darker. There was a lot of open space so it seemed a bit empty, but they did say that they had a lot more stuff on the way. There are no lockers, but there should be. There's no shower area to clean up. There's no jacuzzi. If there was lube in the rooms, I couldn't find it so that should maybe be made easier to find somehow.

All in all this club is AWESOME and our new home for sexy swingy fun.

That's all I can think of right now. I haven't gotten much sleep lately. ;)

That's just gross. Nothing more needs to be said.

Why is it gross?

Woah.... You date on Acid?

Don't knock it until you've tried it. :p

Oh I'm so proud!

I go away for 20 hours, and the thread gets ten extra pages, with young blood refreshing the ranks of us tired old crankies who'd been with the thread from the beginning. Thanks especially to The Brevious, Nanatsu no Tsuki, and JuNii. God love you all and your perversions. It just wouldn't be the same without you.

Also, I feel some bragging is in order. I just said goodbye to my girlfriend, and she was hobbling, not walking. I must admit, I did implement some of the suggestions of this thread. Most notably the idea of biting...:wink:

*bows*
It's always a pleasure to please. But I couldn't do this alone. TB, Zero, Calli-kun and JuNii helped immense-ly. It was truly, NSG, a team effort.

Iz flattered Neko-Chan. :D

That's just gross. Nothing more needs to be said.

Why? I mean, I've never done it, because usually if she's sucking I just come down her throat. But I don't see how it's more gross than her juices getting all over my face when I'm eating her out, which I don't find gross at all.

I should say, before I post this, that Im drunk (drunk NSG posting ftw)....

But I wonder, if I were to pay for your flight over here to prove it, would that be prostitution?

You must talk to my pimp first. He'll make the necessary arrangements and what-not. I taste but don't swallow. That's my sole condition.

:D

*bows*
It's always a pleasure to please. But I couldn't do this alone. TB, Zero, Calli-kun and JuNii helped immense-ly. It was truly, NSG, a team effort.

Awww, why thank you!

Teamwork made it happen.

More like the sexquisition.

I absolutely adore the implications of that name. May I adopt it as my own?:D

...or peaches from your peaches, so to speak...

And God knows I'm juicy.


:p

Didn't someone's sig say something about being hornybags of hornyflesh going around all hornylike?

Yes'm. That would have been The Brevious. And I was the one who said it. :)

Yes'm. That would have been The Brevious. And I was the one who said it. :)

It's a very apt description of this thread.

Yes'm. That would have been The Brevious. And I was the one who said it. :)

Ky-kun is that awesome!:fluffle:

If she doesn't complain, is necrophilia acceptable on the first date?...

If she doesn't complain, is necrophilia acceptable on the first date?...
Um... I don't think so.

*bows*
It's always a pleasure to please. But I couldn't do this alone. TB, Zero, Calli-kun and JuNii helped immense-ly. It was truly, NSG, a team effort.

agreed, it was one great team just banging away
on our keyboards to bring joy and some penetrating
wit to these boards.

agreed, it was one great team just banging away
on our keyboards to bring joy and some penetrating
wit to these boards.

Say, won't that make this an orgy of epic and hilarious proportions?:eek:

Say, won't that make this an orgy of epic and hilarious proportions?:eek:

NSG orgy. Lol, that would be both epic and hilarious.

Say, won't that make this an orgy of epic and hilarious proportions?:eek:Would it be illegal to sell tickets to this event? :D

Would it be illegal to sell tickets to this event? :D

Only in twelve countries and thirty-two states in the U.S.

NSG orgy. Lol, that would be both epic and hilarious.

Would the trolls be dom or sub?

Would the trolls be dom or sub?

Sub. The "punish me" variety.

NSG orgy. Lol, that would be both epic and hilarious.

But it would be worth it. :D

But it would be worth it. :D

Oh yes, definitely.

Sub. The "punish me" variety.

Hey, I like to be punished. Would that make me a troll?:tongue:

Would it be illegal to sell tickets to this event? :D

Not at all. I endorse you doing that. Of course, I stand to earn some compensation, right? After, it's my bum we're talking about. And there's the thing about the tentacles and what-not.

CHA-CHING!:D

Hey, I like to be punished. Would that make me a troll?:tongue:

No. It's like a "all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares" sort of thing. All trolls are subs who like to be punished, but not all subs who like to be punished are trolls.

As for me, the whole punishment thing isn't really my thing, though I wouldn't mind at all if the ladyfriend wanted to do it that way. I more like to be a little bit dominated by her just because.

Not at all. I endorse you doing that. Of course, I stand to earn some compensation, right? After, it's my bum we're talking about. And there's the thing about the tentacles and what-not.

CHA-CHING!:DOf course. ;)

Of course. ;)

Ok then. Sell!

Ok then. Sell!I feel so used (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBRD3A-2VA). ;)

Will do.

I know the OP here is tongue-in-cheek, no pun intended, but given my experiences with guys (I'm a straight woman), I will probably never again have sex on the first date... or the second... or the third. Probably not for a good while. In my experience, jumping in too soon does not give one enough time to weed out the asshats.

There's also the point that any time there's an accident, like a disease passed back and forth or an oops pregnancy, guess who gets blamed? It's the woman who's the slut, the woman who's disease-ridden, the woman who "trapped the man into paying child support."

So, it's the woman saying Hell No, if you just want to get off then go visit your friendly neighborhood adult shop and get a magazine and a DVD and some K-Y and plan to stay in this weekend and get it out of your system. By yourself.

I don't see sex in itself as exploitation or as a sign of disrespect--it's all about the context. How is the sex being used? Are you just trying to get closer to someone you really care about? Well, you can't really care about them if you don't know them. Are you just trying to get off? That's not what living human beings are for. We're not masturbation toys. (Ladies, this goes for you too. Guys are not toys. Tell yourself this over and over again until it sticks in your brain. I had trouble understanding this for a long time, too, unfortunately.)

There's just too much health and social risk involved to be stupid about this.

Oh, and anal? Again IME, most people don't know how to do it properly. That's a good way to get yourself hurt. And that's not an area of your body you want permanently injured, as two pregnancies have taught me. Ow? (The "H" in Preparation H isn't technically an injury, but it might as well be.) If you're gonna try it, I recommend finding a manual on the subject. Blowfish.com, Good Vibrations, and the more reputable adult shops have good books and videos--Tristan Taormino and Nina Hartley have put out some good stuff too. And then take it SLOW as you learn.

Bet that was way more than you bargained for. Oh well. ^_^

There's just too much health and social risk involved to be stupid about this.That's only for people who actually, you know, respect this 'society' of which you speak. ;)

I absolutely adore the implications of that name. May I adopt it as my own?:D

Yeah sure. Go on ahead, you just have to pay me 25 fake cents every time you use it :)

I like to consider sex pretty open. If I'm willing to "date" you (in the context of this thread, hook up), then the only things that are out are:

Nurse rp (I'll do it, but I don't get into it) and scat. I enjoy golden showers, being dominated, dominating, and threesomes (any combo).

I'm not sure if "date" is co-equal with "sleeping with". For me, a good date involves coffee, a woman not thinking it's the end of the world that this guy likes Babylon 5, some good conversation, and plans for date 2. As such, pretty much any discussion of sex is a breach of etiquette. If you want to date for a couple of weeks, I suppose I can reconsider then. . .

But then again, this is probably not what you were getting at.

I'm not sure if "date" is co-equal with "sleeping with". For me, a good date involves coffee, a woman not thinking it's the end of the world that this guy likes Babylon 5, some good conversation, and plans for date 2. As such, pretty much any discussion of sex is a breach of etiquette. If you want to date for a couple of weeks, I suppose I can reconsider then. . .

But then again, this is probably not what you were getting at.

In the context of this thread, "dating" means "fucking."

In the context of this thread, "dating" means "fucking."

Not necessarily. It's just that fucking is interesting, and so that's what the thread became about.

Not necessarily. It's just that fucking is interesting, and so that's what the thread became about.

Exactly. The original purpose was, in fact, to find out when the right time to bring up fucking if the dating has gone well. Or, if sexing is going well, to find out when to bring up experimentation.

Exactly. The original purpose was, in fact, to find out when the right time to bring up fucking if the dating has gone well. Or, if sexing is going well, to find out when to bring up experimentation.

Yes. And then it became about everyone's kinks. Including peaches.

Yes. And then it became about everyone's kinks. Including peaches.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

In a recent conversation, the subject of first date etiquette came up, and so I wanted some feedback from NSG. Anal. Okay on a first date? Or something you save for the second date? Would you bring it up soon? Is that a faux pas?

What about other activities? Is there some 'magic number' of dates before you get really kinky with someone? I mean, the whole 'first base, second base, third base' thing is definitely passe...but when is (for example) urinating on your partner something you'd discuss? Fifth date? Ninth?

Just what are you comfortable with, and when?


Edit: "Date" just may be a euphemism for sleeping with, depending on your viewpoint.

I wouldn't really call this a matter of first date etiquette, but whatever...

I definitely don't think there's a "magic number" of dates. I guess it depends on how you classify "dating", but to me "dating" is when you plan outings to see each other. You don't spend all your time together. You don't regularly sleep at their house. You're not in a relationship yet.

But, to sort of answer the question, I don't think that, especially at this stage in my life, I would do anything "kinky" when I was just dating someone. If I were in a relationship, however, I think that whenever I was hypotheticallly comfortable, I'd more more open.

To me, someone having anal on the first date is just ridiculous.

I wouldn't really call this a matter of first date etiquette, but whatever...

I definitely don't think there's a "magic number" of dates. I guess it depends on how you classify "dating", but to me "dating" is when you plan outings to see each other. You don't spend all your time together. You don't regularly sleep at their house. You're not in a relationship yet.

But, to sort of answer the question, I don't think that, especially at this stage in my life, I would do anything "kinky" when I was just dating someone. If I were in a relationship, however, I think that whenever I was hypotheticallly comfortable, I'd more more open.

To me, someone having anal on the first date is just ridiculous.

Or, you could read the thread.

Great questions from the OP, top work.

Still being quite young and all, anal doesn't really spring to ones mind when considering sex... Wouldn't really consider bringing it up until well into a relationship. But having said that, if a girl suggested it earlier, within a month say, who am I, really, to say no? I mean, it's rude not to isn't it?

Great questions from the OP, top work.

Still being quite young and all, anal doesn't really spring to ones mind when considering sex... Wouldn't really consider bringing it up until well into a relationship. But having said that, if a girl suggested it earlier, within a month say, who am I, really, to say no? I mean, it's rude not to isn't it?

You're doing a community service!

You're doing a community service!

Exactly. Mum'd be proud!

Exactly. Mum'd be proud!

Anal sex: Doing your community a service

Or, you could read the thread.

Nothing wrong with responding to the OP.

Or, you could read the thread.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I responded to the OP. I wasn't going to read a 60 page thread. I responded to...

In a recent conversation, the subject of first date etiquette came up,
I wouldn't really call this a matter of first date etiquette, but whatever...

Anal. Okay on a first date? Or something you save for the second date?
To me, someone having anal on the first date is just ridiculous.

Is there some 'magic number' of dates before you get really kinky with someone?
I definitely don't think there's a "magic number" of dates.

"Date" just may be a euphemism for sleeping with, depending on your viewpoint.
I guess it depends on how you classify "dating", but to me "dating" is when you plan outings to see each other. You don't spend all your time together. You don't regularly sleep at their house. You're not in a relationship yet.


Just what are you comfortable with, and when?
But, to sort of answer the question, I don't think that, especially at this stage in my life, I would do anything "kinky" when I was just dating someone. If I were in a relationship, however, I think that whenever I was hypotheticallly comfortable, I'd more more open.

Nothing wrong with responding to the OP.

Thank you.

It all comes out once you've got to know someone, not before. I've dated people who seemed only into 'normal' things at first, then after a time it turned out that they liked 'other' stuff too. It depends on the person, I guess.

Yeah sure. Go on ahead, you just have to pay me 25 fake cents every time you use it :)

There are "other" ways to pay for usage of that name, you know...:D

Still being quite young and all, anal doesn't really spring to ones mind when considering sex..

Huh? At 22 years and in my first heterosexual relationship, anal was one of the first things that sprang to my mind.

... I mean, it's okay if it doesn't for whatever reasons, but I do find "being young" absolutely no explanation for why anal doesn't spring to mind readily.

But having said that, if a girl suggested it earlier, within a month say, who am I, really, to say no? I mean, it's rude not to isn't it?

I don't think it's ever rude to say 'no' to things one isn't ready for (yet).

There are "other" ways to pay for usage of that name, you know...:D

But then you'd be overpaying...

There are "other" ways to pay for usage of that name, you know...:D

I'm being realistic, there aren't any I could collect on (even on the unlikely event you were actually predisposed too let me)

Yes. And then it became about everyone's kinks. Including peaches.

I haven't mentioned a single one of my kinks.

But then you'd be overpaying...

But I would also consider it a labor of love. :D

I haven't mentioned a single one of my kinks.

Then perhaps you should tell us about your kinks.:wink:

Then perhaps you should tell us about your kinks.:wink:

As much as I wub you Nats, and everyone else here; my kinks are my kinks and if you want to know them you'd have to ask me... privately.

As much as I wub you Nats, and everyone else here; my kinks are my kinks and if you want to know them you'd have to ask me... privately.

I was kidding, B. I would never pretend you, without knowing me, share such private information with me. So, no harm done.:wink:

I haven't mentioned a single one of my kinks.

Oh I see how it is. You were just fapping to all our kinkiness while not sharing at all. Jeez, how selfish of you.


Jk, we'd never try to pressure you into something you weren't comfortable with. Because that would go against respecting others' privacy, ethics, all that kind of stuff.

Oh I see how it is. You were just fapping to all our kinkiness while not sharing at all. Jeez, how selfish of you.


Jk, we'd never try to pressure you into something you weren't comfortable with. Because that would go against respecting others' privacy, ethics, all that kind of stuff.

I'm not fapping! As mentioned earlier its like turning on a hose, nothin' doin' otherwise. I'm not uncomfortable sharing these with the right people, but never on a public web forum.

I was kidding, B. I would never pretend you, without knowing me, share such private information with me. So, no harm done.:wink:

Not on such a public venue anyway ;)

Not on such a public venue anyway ;)

:wink:
Gotcha.

I'm not fapping! As mentioned earlier its like turning on a hose, nothin' doin' otherwise. I'm not uncomfortable sharing these with the right people, but never on a public web forum.

I know, calm down, really. I was joking. You know, doing the whole "pretending to be deeply insulted" shtick.

I know, calm down, really. I was joking. You know, doing the whole "pretending to be deeply insulted" shtick.

So was I, I think mine worked better :D

Huh? At 22 years and in my first heterosexual relationship, anal was one of the first things that sprang to my mind.

... I mean, it's okay if it doesn't for whatever reasons, but I do find "being young" absolutely no explanation for why anal doesn't spring to mind readily

Hmm, this is true. It's not really an explanation. I mean, the springing to mind happens. It's the implementation of said thought which is a bit different.. i.e. think about it lots, but not be so keen to actually do it.
As you get older, that very well could change?


I don't think it's ever rude to say 'no' to things one isn't ready for (yet).

Oh, I'd be ready.

And sorry, I use 'rude not to' pretty freely. For me its meaning is closer to 'sure why not'.

Hmm, this is true. It's not really an explanation. I mean, the springing to mind happens. It's the implementation of said thought which is a bit different.. i.e. think about it lots, but not be so keen to actually do it.
As you get older, that very well could change?

Well, what can I say - I've let the "spring to mind" be followed by the "spring to mouth", so to say, after about three nights, so umm.

Linkage or you're a liar. :tongue:
Well, i DO lie on occasion, so that suits me more than trolling the archives ... but we did, not TOO long ago.

Sounds accurate then. She is very tiny and smells great.
:eek::eek2::eek::eek2::p
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Really?
Sounds like your psychic transmission (or blog) was successful :)
What *else* will come across the wire, one might ponder?
*vicarious*

You must talk to my pimp first. He'll make the necessary arrangements and what-not. I taste but don't swallow. That's my sole condition.

:DIsn't Straughn still your pimp?
He's MIA.
*and*
What about flavourings ... eclairs, pudding cups, the like, to help?

Yes'm. That would have been The Brevious. And I was the one who said it. :)mega- :hail:
And to think, he asked me something along the lines of "Don't you ever get sick of ..."
:D

Well, what can I say - I've let the "spring to mind" be followed by the "spring to mouth", so to say, after about three nights, so umm.

Heh, good, that's good. :)

It's a very apt description of this thread.
That, Mr. Anderson, is the sound of inevitability.
The potential runs deep and hard within us all. Well, most of us.
<.<
>.>

Really?
Sounds like your psychic transmission (or blog) was successful :)
What *else* will come across the wire, one might ponder?
*vicarious*

I did what now?
:eek:

Don't give me credit for your visions. I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I stand to earn some compensation, right? After, it's my bum we're talking about.

CHA-CHING!:DSo, my spendings won't be enough?

Don't give me credit for your visions. I'm just a regular everyday normal guyHahahahahahahohohoho*snort*
Seriously, i picked the wrong time to swig coffee there. :D
*bows*

Exactly. Mum'd be proud!Make sure to phone in to her during the deed. That's the honourable thing to do. Especially if you're taking.

I'm not fapping! As mentioned earlier its like turning on a hose, nothin' doin' otherwise. I'm not uncomfortable sharing these with the right people, but never on a public web forum.Prude. :(

Hahahahahahahohohoho*snort*
Seriously, i picked the wrong time to swig coffee there. :D
*bows*

:p

I wasn't kidding about Sin being a shorty and smelling fantastic though. Next time she visits, I'll report back if either of those things have changed.

:p

I wasn't kidding about Sin being a shorty and smelling fantastic though. Next time she visits, I'll report back if either of those things have changed.And in doing so, myself and a great many other posters will owe you for your great service to our community. :)

Make sure to phone in to her during the deed. That's the honourable thing to do. Especially if you're taking.

Aww, don't see it happening.

Poor Mum misses out here I guess.

And in doing so, myself and a great many other posters will owe you for your great service to our community. :)

I'll start thinking up a list of stuff that I will want as payment. ;)

Poor Mum misses out here I guess.Nah, mum doesn't miss out. Remember, she's already seen and done everything. I'm sure she's got a few good licks of advice.
And, she'll always love you.

Nah, mum doesn't miss out. Remember, she's already seen and done everything. I'm sure she's got a few good licks of advice.
And, she'll always love you.

This is true. Good ol' all knowing/doing/seeing mum! :hail:

I'll start thinking up a list of stuff that I will want as payment. ;)Fair enough.
As you know, i'm already destitute in morals, finances, good advice & sensibility, reason, wisdom, material goods, attention span, and body fluids, so whatever's left you're free to scavenge.
Well, whatever the marriage license didn't already implicitly lay claim to.
:)

This is true. Good ol' all knowing/doing/seeing mum! :hail:Damned right!
The talk-throughs are the best with a level head. Couldn't have made it through my drug phase and the honeymoon without!

Fair enough.
As you know, i'm already destitute in morals, finances, good advice & sensibility, reason, wisdom, material goods, attention span, and body fluids, so whatever's left you're free to scavenge.
Well, whatever the marriage license didn't already implicitly lay claim to.
:)

I simply want you to sign this sex slave contract. Nothing really complicated and barely any fine print which you don't need to read. Your standard sex slavery deal with one caveat; Once my wife and I move to Canada to marry Sinuhue and Gift of God, they will share in the ownership as well. :D

I simply want you to sign this sex slave contract. Nothing really complicated and barely any fine print which you don't need to read. Your standard sex slavery deal with one caveat; Once my wife and I move to Canada to marry Sinuhue and Gift of God, they will share in the ownership as well. :DWell, i fancy them and you well enough & all, so that doesn't sound too far out of order. Problem is, the only safeword that works for me i can't pronounce any more because of previous rough sexplay, so i'll forewarn you on that. :)

:p

I wasn't kidding about Sin being a shorty and smelling fantastic though. Next time she visits, I'll report back if either of those things have changed.

... great... another thing I like... people who smell fantastic... :$

Well, i fancy them and you well enough & all, so that doesn't sound too far out of order. Problem is, the only safeword that works for me i can't pronounce any more because of previous rough sexplay, so i'll forewarn you on that. :)

*is forewarned*

It's a deal. :cool::salute:

... great... another thing I like... people who smell fantastic... :$

Ouch - you are missing her visit to Vegas by a month! :(

Postpone! Postpone! Postpoon!

*is forewarned*

It's a deal. :cool::salute:
Bond. :)
:hail:

... great... another thing I like... people who smell fantastic... :$

Smell is an underrated sense.

Ouch - you are missing her visit to Vegas by a month! :(

Postpone! Postpone!
wish I could. :(
Postpoon! considering this thread, I'm getting some really nasty vibes from this word. :D

considering this thread, I'm getting some really nasty vibes from this word. :D

Deliciously nasty?

Deliciously nasty?

One could say... TANG-y?

One could say... TANG-y?

Yes, yes. That's how it sounds to me. ;)

Deliciously nasty?
as if there could be anything else?

as if there could be anything else?

Well, there's nasty in a good way, and then there's just nasty.

That's nasty! Even if your partner was "germ-free" and only urinated water (which isn't really water ... it's still urine), it would still be nasty. Some people go to such great lengths to appease pleasure but unless you want to stink (even after a shower, urine is detectable) like your "lover's piss," it would be advisable not to engage in this unless you just like it.

Sorry I entered this.

That's nasty! Even if your partner was "germ-free" and only urinated water (which isn't really water ... it's still urine), it would still be nasty. Some people go to such great lengths to appease pleasure but unless you want to stink (even after a shower, urine is detectable) like your "lover's piss," it would be advisable not to engage in this unless you just like it.

Sorry I entered this.

I'm pretty sure that's the point... these good folks DO enjoy it, which is why they enter into the Golden Shower. Not my cup of tea, sure, but that's just me.

That's nasty! Even if your partner was "germ-free" and only urinated water (which isn't really water ... it's still urine), it would still be nasty. Some people go to such great lengths to appease pleasure but unless you want to stink (even after a shower, urine is detectable) like your "lover's piss," it would be advisable not to engage in this unless you just like it.

Sorry I entered this.

Lolololol didn't read the thread.

Seriously though, some people like pissing on their lovers, and some people like it when their lovers piss on them. Never participated in such myself. Obviously only people who like it engage in it.

(even after a shower, urine is detectable)

No, it isn't.

There are countless fetishes which are way more disgusting than urine-fetish or however you call it. At least piss-fetishists don't create a bloody movement and complain that they're discriminated against.

There are countless fetishes which are way more disgusting than urine-fetish or however you call it. At least piss-fetishists don't create a bloody movement and complain that they're discriminated against.

Lol. Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it.

Rule 36: If it exists, not only is there porn of it, but there are people with a fetish for it, an intended audience for that porn.

At least piss-fetishists don't create a bloody movement and complain that they're discriminated against.
Because they aren't?

Because they aren't?

Well, most piss fetishists don't tell all their co-workers, family etc. about their thing for urine.

Because they aren't?

I don't think so, no. Since I don't know anybody personally who claims to be a piss-fetishist, I assume that those who ARE into this thing keep it to themselves, which is what they should do. Unlike fetishists of other kinds that make a bloody way of life out of it, then expect others not to be disgusted about them flaunting their perversions outside their bedrooms.

I don't think so, no. Since I don't know anybody personally who claims to be a piss-fetishist, I assume that those who ARE into this thing keep it to themselves, which is what they should do. Unlike fetishists of other kinds that make a bloody way of life out of it, then expect others not to be disgusted about them flaunting their perversions outside their bedrooms.

*looks back at the content of most of the thread*

*looks at Turaan's post again*

Hmmmmm....

*shrugs*

Didn't mean to hijack it, was just answering to the other guy commenting a fetish.

Didn't mean to hijack it, was just answering to the other guy commenting a fetish.

Didn't say you were hijacking... just the part about "flaunting perversions outside the bedroom" I thought was funny, considering the contents of this thread.

Didn't say you were hijacking... just the part about "flaunting perversions outside the bedroom" I thought was funny, considering the contents of this thread.

Ah, that. Well, there is a certain limit to everything. This thread is quite healthy and innocent actually. Plus, it's on the internet, not IRL.

I don't think so, no. Since I don't know anybody personally who claims to be a piss-fetishist, I assume that those who ARE into this thing keep it to themselves, which is what they should do. Unlike fetishists of other kinds that make a bloody way of life out of it, then expect others not to be disgusted about them flaunting their perversions outside their bedrooms.

Like who?

Who is flaunting fetishism?

Ah, that. Well, there is a certain limit to everything. This thread is quite healthy and innocent actually. Plus, it's on the internet, not IRL.

True.

Like who?

Who is flaunting fetishism?

My example would be furries.

Like who?

Who is flaunting fetishism?

People at the Folsom Street Fair?

My example would be furries.

suffer not the furry to live desu, lol.

Seriously... if that's what floats their boat... whatever, I still think that's gross.

My example would be furries.

Who are 'flaunting' it, how?

Most of the people I've met that were furries were happy to be furries in privacy, or in the company of other furries. And then there's the question of fetishism... just because you see someone dressed in an animal costume, doesn't mean they're getting off on it.

Who are 'flaunting' it, how?

Most of the people I've met that were furries were happy to be furries in privacy, or in the company of other furries. And then there's the question of fetishism... just because you see someone dressed in an animal costume, doesn't mean they're getting off on it.

Obviously those who keep it to themselves aren't the ones bothering me, since I don't know they're furries if I don't ask them. It's the ones (plural) who go everywhere with cat ears on, try to attract attention to themselves all the fucking time and constantly derail conversations on the fact that they enjoy it up the pooper, but only if their partner is dressed up as a fox. Publicly. As if they're provoking resentment, only to be able to portray themselves as discriminated against and trying to draw parallels to gay rights activism, only in a furry context. This might be simply attention whoring, but so far I didn't meet other people who made me connect it to a sexual fetish and honestly, I don't need more of this.

hmm never done the furry thing...is their a website?

apparently there is.

Obviously those who keep it to themselves aren't the ones bothering me, since I don't know they're furries if I don't ask them. It's the ones (plural) who go everywhere with cat ears on, try to attract attention to themselves all the fucking time and constantly derail conversations on the fact that they enjoy it up the pooper, but only if their partner is dressed up as a fox. Publicly. As if they're provoking resentment, only to be able to portray themselves as discriminated against and trying to draw parallels to gay rights activism, only in a furry context. This might be simply attention whoring, but so far I didn't meet other people who made me connect it to a sexual fetish and honestly, I don't need more of this.

Wearing cat-ears doesn't make you a furry...

You're from Switzerland, right? It must be a pretty weird place - because I've never encountered any furries that acted even remotely how you say...

Wearing cat-ears doesn't make you a furry...

You're from Switzerland, right? It must be a pretty weird place - because I've never encountered any furries that acted even remotely how you say...

Zürich is as international as it can get, two high-ranking universities only augmenting this state. It's quite different from the rest of Switzerland. Anyway, I described the nuisance in detail, it's not just the cat ears. Whatever, this is really derailing the thread.

Wearing cat-ears doesn't make you a furry...

You're from Switzerland, right? It must be a pretty weird place - because I've never encountered any furries that acted even remotely how you say...

Girls with cat-ears on, and even a pretend tail, are NOT furries. They're just nerdy and cute.

That said, I really don't get the whole furry thing, though I've heard some pretty gross stuff.

I've only ever actually seen three furries, though. And two of those were at an anime convention.

Sorry I entered this.That's a keeper, though i'm pressed to ask if YOU feel unwarrantingly entered.
Come on in!

Furries are funny. Why don't they just have sex with animals?

This post may contain traces of sarcasm.

hmm never done the furry thing...is their a website?

apparently there is.You know why your sister's dog was so evil?
... no connection. <.<
>.>

Furries are funny. Why don't they just have sex with animals?

This post may contain traces of sarcasm.

Funny indeed.

I am very happy this thread is still here :)

I had a great weekend, with lots of fisting.

And now I shall catch up!

*dreaming about a first "date" with Neesika*

I am very happy this thread is still here :)

I had a great weekend, with lots of fisting.

And now I shall catch up!

Hey! You're holding out on us! Fisting is only half the story, didn't you run away with loud exclamations about pegging to come?

*dreaming about a first "date" with Neesika*

Ha ha, sounds like a pleasant dream.

I am very happy this thread is still here :)

I had a great weekend, with lots of fisting.

And now I shall catch up!

A thread this awesome could not die quickly, of course.

A thread this awesome could not die quickly, of course.More like some intense screaming and then some afterglow, the occasional twitch.

i am very happy this thread is still here :)

i had a great weekend, with lots of fisting.

And now i shall catch up!

yay!

More like some intense screaming and then some afterglow, the occasional twitch.

Sounds nice.

Sounds nice.

Sounds like... freedom.

Sounds nice.Well, it certainly doesn't signify nothing.
*nods*

More like some intense screaming and then some afterglow, the occasional twitch.

Sounds nice.

Sounds like... freedom.

Well, it certainly doesn't signify nothing.
*nods*Damn you people for taking all the easy comments. Now I have to actually think of something. :p