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I don't mind going down on a chick when she has her period...it's not like it's gushing out all over the place (usually). So a shower, then some oral...I might not finger her as much but I can definitely pay attention to her clit and get her off. The taste of blood is not so bad if it happens...we've all had a cut lip, so come on now. No big deal.


And to Laerod...I sort of like to taste myself on my partner's fingers.

he taste of blood is not so bad if it happens...we've all had a cut lip

Perhaps, but I don't come running over to suck on yours.

Perhaps, but I don't come running over to suck on yours.

So what, it's the fact that it's someone else's blood that bothers you?

Women bleed for about a week once a month...it's just a fact of life. Keep clean, and there's no reason that she should go 'without'....frick, have some 'wet wipes' with you and you won't have to taste blood at all...what, you think cock tastes great all the time?

So what, it's the fact that it's someone else's blood that bothers you?

Essentially, I have a "blood thing". Can't stand to look at it, can't stand to smell it, can't stand to know it's there.

Instant turnoff and nausea

what, you think cock tastes great all the time?

mine? Yes.

Essentially, I have a "blood thing". Can't stand to look at it, can't stand to smell it, can't stand to know it's there.

Instant turnoff and nausea Poor baby.



mine? Yes.You tasted it?

This thread is once again making me lust desperately to fuck like an animal. :D

You know...really didn't need to know that

You know...really didn't need to know that

Meh. did no harm. :p

Poor baby.

You tasted it?

Neo Art is not only an awesome debater, but also one of the world's greatest contortionists. So it seems.:D

*loves you*
:fluffle:


http://maigowasteland.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/luke_darthv.jpg

Noooooooooooo!!!

:fluffle:


*loves you. and your penis. may I please have your penis?*


Yes, you may :D
:fluffle:


I've got one that reads "YES! These ARE the droids you are looking for!"

and he's whipping out his balls?

I used to be that flexible

Well, then don't have sex in bed.It really doesn't take much effort to avoid...
Not sure what kind of sex you have.
Or change the sheets afterwards.Nah. The one sexual and loving relationship I was in... too much effort to change sheets everytime we did it, particularly since we were too tired to do it and fell asleep in eachothers arms.
And to Laerod...I sort of like to taste myself on my partner's fingers.That's something different, but also not something I generally suggest or ask. Unlike a spanking, if that goes wrong...

and he's whipping out his balls?
No, my sister got that for me in Disneyland >=(

It really doesn't take much effort to avoid...
Not sure what kind of sex you have.

168 pages, and you don't know that about me yet? Seriously, L, read once in a while. :tongue:

168 pages, and you don't know that about me yet? Seriously, L, read once in a while. :tongue:I said I'm not sure. All I have to go by are posts =P

I said I'm not sure. All I have to go by are posts =P

Lazy Teuton!!:D

I said I'm not sure. All I have to go by are posts =P

And without live webcam, there's no assurance Muravyets is actually a woman.

Lazy Teuton!!:DLazy? Nay, just careful. I've been reading pretty much every page... except for certain posts... Has to do with not wanting to go into shock.

But seriously, I've been using the "find posts" function to make sure I start reading at the position I last posted on.
And without live webcam, there's no assurance Muravyets is actually a woman.And given what she posted earlier about the most recent picture being her passport photo, it's unlikely we'll ever receive any.

And without live webcam, there's no assurance Muravyets is actually a woman.

Is it that important to you? :D

Is it that important to you? :D

Only from the standpoint of veracity. I tend not to believe assertions that someone is a woman on the internet.

GIRL = Guy In Real Life

Alright, as fascinating as the discussion of the true nature of Mur[something]'s intimate parts is, I'd like to pose another question:

Toys? Yes? No? Which ones?

I've recently placed a multi-item order with a certain adult store that was - annoyingly - not sent in its entirety, but came in multiple small packages a few days apart. After the fiasco with the Ben Wa Balls, which unfortunately were the first to arrive, I can now say that the vibrator I've also purchased was a great choice, and I'm very much looking forward to using it many more times, both with and without my partner.

I'll readily admit these are my first own toys, and it is in the nature of things that I've only recently started to look into toys having to do with a male partner. So, NSG, come forward and share your experience so that we may all benefit.

Alright, as fascinating as the discussion of the true nature of Mur[something]'s intimate parts is, I'd like to pose another question:

Toys? Yes? No? Which ones?

I've recently placed a multi-item order with a certain adult store that was - annoyingly - not sent in its entirety, but came in multiple small packages a few days apart. After the fiasco with the Ben Wa Balls, which unfortunately were the first to arrive, I can now say that the vibrator I've also purchased was a great choice, and I'm very much looking forward to using it many more times, both with and without my partner.

I'll readily admit these are my first own toys, and it is in the nature of things that I've only recently started to look into toys having to do with a male partner. So, NSG, come forward and share your experience so that we may all benefit.

Look up the PES Electro "Samurai"

You won't be sorry.

Is it that important to you? :D
There is no reason for it to matter to him, if you get my meaning.

There is no reason for it to matter to him, if you get my meaning.

Indeed.

There is no reason for it to matter to him, if you get my meaning.

And Mura-chan I'm sure doesn't want to give Kimchi any reasons for this matter to him, particularly him.

So, NSG, come forward and share your experience so that we may all benefit.Zipties. Neon zipties.

There is no reason for it to matter to him, if you get my meaning.

My previous quote:

Only from the standpoint of veracity. I tend not to believe assertions that someone is a woman on the internet.

So, only in cases where you're going to state, "As a woman..."

Where your veracity would be based completely on the proof that you're a woman. Otherwise, it doesn't matter.

Look up the PES Electro "Samurai"

You won't be sorry.

I have, and it makes me nervous.

I mean, maybe I'm just inexperienced wuss, but you see, both the visual and the words "electric / electrode" combined with a product I'm to shove into me do not appeal. No, no "erotic electric stimulation" for me ATM. But thanks for pointing it out; it was sure interesting to look at something rather far from what I usually ponder.

I assume you've been using it /assisted in its use?

I have, and it makes me nervous.

I mean, maybe I'm just inexperienced wuss, but you see, both the visual and the words "electric / electrode" combined with a product I'm to shove into me do not appeal. No, no "erotic electric stimulation" for me ATM. But thanks for pointing it out; it was sure interesting to look at something rather far from what I usually ponder.

I assume you've been using it /assisted in its use?

My wife and I have both used several PES Electro products.

No going back to things that vibrate. Ever.

I have, and it makes me nervous.

I mean, maybe I'm just inexperienced wuss, but you see, both the visual and the words "electric / electrode" combined with a product I'm to shove into me do not appeal. No, no "erotic electric stimulation" for me ATM. But thanks for pointing it out; it was sure interesting to look at something rather far from what I usually ponder.

I assume you've been using it /assisted in its use?

Slight, electric stimuli of your genitals is, when done correctly, quite delicious.

My previous quote:



So, only in cases where you're going to state, "As a woman..."

Where your veracity would be based completely on the proof that you're a woman. Otherwise, it doesn't matter.
There is no need for you to care about my veracity, either.

There is no need for you to care about my veracity, either.

You and the other people here make a large point about mine on a daily basis.

Zipties. Neon zipties.

Do elaborate. Sounds like a great way to entice a nerd.

You and the other people here make a large point about mine on a daily basis.
Oh, well I can fix that, at least for myself. I'll just put you on my ignore list. 'Bye.

Slight, electric stimuli of your genitals is, when done correctly, quite delicious.

I understand that. But fear that either of those tiny prerequisites "slight" and "done correctly" may fail to be met will keep me well away from it, I think.

Slight, electric stimuli of your genitals is, when done correctly, quite delicious.

Hehe... I read about some moron who used the mains to electrocute his wife during sex. Naturally, he messed up and it killed them both. Silly or what?

I understand that. But fear that either of those tiny prerequisites "slight" and "done correctly" may fail to be met will keep me well away from it, I think.
I'm with you on that one. Toys are okay, I guess, but if it needs instructions, I'm not into it.

I understand that. But fear that either of those tiny prerequisites "slight" and "done correctly" may fail to be met will keep me well away from it, I think.

Understandable. ;)

Do elaborate. Sounds like a great way to entice a nerd.Well, it's the stuff cops use at protests instead of handcuffs, or what nerds use to tame their "Kabelsalat". They're easy to slip on, aren't as clunky as handcuffs, and come off with the snip of a scissor.
I've used them for tying the lady friend's hands on her back.

Hehe... I read about some moron who used the mains to electrocute his wife during sex. Naturally, he messed up and it killed them both. Silly or what?

Sexy, overcooked weeners? :p

Well, it's the stuff cops use at protests instead of handcuffs, or what nerds use to tame their "Kabelsalat". They're easy to slip on, aren't as clunky as handcuffs, and come off with the snip of a scissor.
I've used them for tying the lady friend's hands on her back.
Aren't they uncomfortable? They're narrow square strips of hard plastic, right? They're also used for strapping crates and cartons -- or am I thinking of something else?

Sexy, overcooked weeners? :p

Well, i'm guessing they died happy. And dinged when they were done. :D

Aren't they uncomfortable? They're narrow square strips of hard plastic, right? They're also used for strapping crates and cartons -- or am I thinking of something else?I haven't had them used on myself, so I can't really comment on the comfort factor. They're meant for cables, not crates or cartons, though, so while the narrow strips of hard plastic bit seems accurate, we could well be talking about different things. Anyway, here's a pic of what I mean. (http://www.sheldonbrown.com/images/zip-ties.jpg) I don't usually leave them on during the entire act.

Well, i'm guessing they died happy. And dinged when they were done. :D

Lmao!:D

I'm with you on that one. Toys are okay, I guess, but if it needs instructions, I'm not into it.

Yeah. I've spent the last few minutes reading up on a few of their products, and it looks as if I'd have to print out multiple pages of fitting instructions, diagrams and combination instructions before even getting started.

Well, it's the stuff cops use at protests instead of handcuffs, or what nerds use to tame their "Kabelsalat". They're easy to slip on, aren't as clunky as handcuffs, and come off with the snip of a scissor.
I've used them for tying the lady friend's hands on her back.
Ah, okay. I had hoped for more exotic uses such as zinging a nipple or two, or other protruding body parts.

Oh well. ;P

Lmao!:D

We're laughing at someones ironic death. I think there is something wrong with us. :D

Ah, okay. I had hoped for more exotic uses such as zinging a nipple or two, or other protruding body parts.

Oh well. ;P

Are strap-ons uncomfortable to wear?

We're laughing at someones ironic death. I think there is something wrong with us. :D

You're only becoming more like Kimchi...

You and the other people here make a large point about mine on a daily basis.

well, that's mainly because you've been proven to be a liar, isn't that right oh lawyer you?

You're only becoming more like Kimchi...

Oh no, Kimchi is unique. And we sure as hell don't want another one. You're enough.

well, that's mainly because you've been proven to be a liar, isn't that right oh lawyer you?

Given the number of people on this forum who have claimed to have OCD or Asperger's, and the general distribution of such people in the population, I think it's pretty obvious that most people who make medical claims of that nature are by default, lying.

Are strap-ons uncomfortable to wear?

Erm... i'd be kinda disturbed if my Princess turned up in a strap on. :D

Erm... i'd be kinda disturbed if my Princess turned up in a strap on. :D

Come on, maybe your gal wants to have fun. What's so wrong about letting her be the dick every once in a while. And maybe you would have fun. I mean, being impaled by a dick is rather... pleasing. And this will be a dick you know. :D

Come on, maybe your gal wants to have fun. What's so wrong about letting her be the dick every once in a while. And maybe you would have fun. I mean, being impaled by a dick is rather... pleasing. And this will be a dick you know. :D

Well... i'd have to get used to normal sex with her first, before we start getting kinky. :D

Alright, as fascinating as the discussion of the true nature of Mur[something]'s intimate parts is, I'd like to pose another question:

Toys? Yes? No? Which ones?

I've recently placed a multi-item order with a certain adult store that was - annoyingly - not sent in its entirety, but came in multiple small packages a few days apart. After the fiasco with the Ben Wa Balls, which unfortunately were the first to arrive, I can now say that the vibrator I've also purchased was a great choice, and I'm very much looking forward to using it many more times, both with and without my partner.

I'll readily admit these are my first own toys, and it is in the nature of things that I've only recently started to look into toys having to do with a male partner. So, NSG, come forward and share your experience so that we may all benefit.


Our toy collection was extensive (we threw a lot of them away recently). Lately our favorite insertables are the glass dildos. I am going to be getting a glass buttplug soon I hope. my wife has a couple awesome strapons. One of them accomodate the 'feeldoe'. Google for details. The triple stimulator is a pretty sweet toy.

When it comes to vibrators, there is a massager called the Hitachi Magic Wand. It's what the pro's use. :tongue:

Of course there's also the cuff's collars, floggers, crops, cuffs and the like.

Well... i'd have to get used to normal sex with her first, before we start getting kinky. :D

Aren't you a bit curious about how a peepee feels inside your bum bum?

Are strap-ons uncomfortable to wear?

That certainly depends on your strap-on. There are harnesses that appear to have been designed by someone who has not even had a fleeting look at a female body, and some that don't fit one's particular body shape.. oh, and ones (we're talking the kind that is two-ended now) where the angle between the two bits is rather ridiculous, making its use uncomfortable for at least one of the partners. But well-designed ones are comfortable alright, IME.

I've seen this one cute one that's really elaborate, complete with a butt plug for her, a vaginal penetrative thingie for her, and various nipply and structured things and pads around the penetrative thingies for both. I've never tried it, though, but I'd like to one day.

I haven't had them used on myself, so I can't really comment on the comfort factor. They're meant for cables, not crates or cartons, though, so while the narrow strips of hard plastic bit seems accurate, we could well be talking about different things. Anyway, here's a pic of what I mean. (http://www.sheldonbrown.com/images/zip-ties.jpg) I don't usually leave them on during the entire act.
Yeah, that is what I was thinking of. Here in the US, those first entered our world as an "As Seen on TV" product. You know, those ads -- the short ones, not the half hour infomercials -- where you're told that if you order right now, they'll double the offer and send you not one but TWO sets for the same low price of $19.99 PLUS the Deluxe Pocket Fisherman at no extra charge! Order Now!

Those ads showed those things being used to tie up and haul armloads of firewood.

Kind of not really sexy, unless one is hugely into lumberjacks, I guess.

Aren't you a bit curious about how a peepee feels inside your bum bum?

Well... it is a curious thing. But i'm into ladies. :)

Given the number of people on this forum who have claimed to have OCD or Asperger's, and the general distribution of such people in the population, I think it's pretty obvious that most people who make medical claims of that nature are by default, lying.Same as with your monthly blood donations?

That certainly depends on your strap-on. There are harnesses that appear to have been designed by someone who has not even had a fleeting look at a female body, and some that don't fit one's particular body shape.. oh, and ones (we're talking the kind that is two-ended now) where the angle between the two bits is rather ridiculous, making its use uncomfortable for at least one of the partners. But well-designed ones are comfortable alright, IME.

I've seen this one cute one that's really elaborate, complete with a butt plug for her, a vaginal penetrative thingie for her, and various nipply and structured things and pads around the penetrative thingies for both. I've never tried it, though, but I'd like to one day.

Hm... my curiosity has been spiked. *scurries away to read on strap ons some more*

Same as with your monthly blood donations?

I have the records for the monthly donations, dating back to 1978.

Yeah, that is what I was thinking of. Here in the US, those first entered our world as an "As Seen on TV" product. You know, those ads -- the short ones, not the half hour infomercials -- where you're told that if you order right now, they'll double the offer and send you not one but TWO sets for the same low price of $19.99 PLUS the Deluxe Pocket Fisherman at no extra charge! Order Now!

Those ads showed those things being used to tie up and haul armloads of firewood.

Kind of not really sexy, unless one is hugely into lumberjacks, I guess.God. What have they done! =(

Well... it is a curious thing. But i'm into ladies. :)

This is just sexual curiosity, and to me that's genderless.

Are strap-ons uncomfortable to wear?

Depends on the strap on according to my wife.

Some can be comfortable but cumbersome to put on, others can be easy to put on but useless and unstable, and others can be easy to put on and stable.

I have the records for the monthly donations, dating back to 1978.That's great. Are you going to show them to prove that the Red Cross makes an exception of it's only bi-monthly rule for you?

Depends on the strap on according to my wife.

Some can be comfortable but cumbersome to put on, others can be easy to put on but useless and unstable, and others can be easy to put on and stable.

Yeah, that's what SoWiBi just told me. I'm curious about using and being used one on myself. I'll research it a bit and I'll let you know how it goes.

Lately our favorite insertables are the glass dildos.
Curious. For some strange reason, I always shy away from insertables made out of a material that feels "hard" on the outside. I know nit's utterly stupid because my insertables are just as sturdy, but somehow the "soft touch" effect makes me endlessly more willing to take 'em.
One of them accomodate the 'feeldoe'. Google for details. The triple stimulator is a pretty sweet toy.
Oh, a FeelDoe! I've been toying with the idea of getting one for a long time. Sweet thing.

Yeah, that's what SoWiBi just told me. I'm curious about using and being used one on myself. I'll research it a bit and I'll let you know how it goes.

If you want a link to one that I think works well and is inexpensive, I'll TG it to you.

Same as with your monthly blood donations?
Is he still trying to turn this thread into his own personal pity party and not even about his un-friendly-seeming sexual interests?

God. What have they done! =(
Oh, you betcha! ;) :D You can tie up all kinds of things with those little straps -- firewood; books; you can fix fences with them and tie up your rose bushes. And they even come with this nifty little gadget thingy that lets you cinch 'em up real tight and cut 'em off just so, you know? I bet you can even truss up a moose with them. Oh, sure ya can. ;)

(Did you get the Sarah Palin voice with that? :D)

This is just sexual curiosity, and to me that's genderless.

Well, maybe if she really wants to one day I'll let her. :D

That's great. Are you going to show them to prove that the Red Cross makes an exception of it's only bi-monthly rule for you?

It's not the Red Cross. It's a local hospital.

Before each donation, I get a RBC count, reticulocyte count, EPO, and ferritin test. If those are normal, I give blood, which is every month.

The time period is a restriction from the FDA (actually a guideline, not a legal restriction), not the Red Cross, and is only adopted in general because of depletion of RBC for whole blood donation. If your RBC, reticulocyte count, EPO, and ferritin are normal, and if the hospital thinks it's worth their time to get the blood right now, you can donate.

Sheesh.

Curious. For some strange reason, I always shy away from insertables made out of a material that feels "hard" on the outside. I know nit's utterly stupid because my insertables are just as sturdy, but somehow the "soft touch" effect makes me endlessly more willing to take 'em.
Oh, a FeelDoe! I've been toying with the idea of getting one for a long time. Sweet thing.


I know what you mean. I was hesitant about them as well but gave it a try anyway and find them quite pleasant and I feel like they are cleaner too.

The feeldoe is bomb diggety - there's one with a vibrator inside - ours doesn't have that feature.

Is he still trying to turn this thread into his own personal pity party and not even about his un-friendly-seeming sexual interests?Nah, it's just that he's mentioned he donates blood monthly at a place where the Red Cross is in charge and the Red Cross has an 8 week wait rule that I know of. He could, of course, be exempt for some reason, but given that he's lied about being a lawyer, he doesn't receive the benefit of the doubt.
Oh, you betcha! ;) :D You can tie up all kinds of things with those little straps -- firewood; books; you can fix fences with them and tie up your rose bushes. And they even come with this nifty little gadget thingy that lets you cinch 'em up real tight and cut 'em off just so, you know? I bet you can even truss up a moose with them. Oh, sure ya can. ;)

(Did you get the Sarah Palin voice with that? :D)Och, that just means I'll have to find someone that wouldn't mind being trussed up like a moose. =P

Nah, it's just that he's mentioned he donates blood monthly at a place where the Red Cross is in charge and the Red Cross has an 8 week wait rule that I know of. He could, of course, be exempt for some reason, but given that he's lied about being a lawyer, he doesn't receive the benefit of the doubt.
Och, that just means I'll have to find someone that wouldn't mind being trussed up like a moose. =P

The Red Cross is not in charge of donations at the local hospital.

If you want a link to one that I think works well and is inexpensive, I'll TG it to you.

*inconspicuously taps you on the shoulder and gives you the you-know-what-I-mean look, jerking her head barely noticeably towards her TG inbox*

Though I guess a USAian's advice there won't be too much use for a Kraut-Land based individual like me, but one can always have a look. Life-long learning, and all that.

Nah, it's just that he's mentioned he donates blood monthly at a place where the Red Cross is in charge and the Red Cross has an 8 week wait rule that I know of. He could, of course, be exempt for some reason, but given that he's lied about being a lawyer, he doesn't receive the benefit of the doubt.
Not hot.

Och, that just means I'll have to find someone that wouldn't mind being trussed up like a moose. =P
I believe such a one still lives in the Alaska governor's mansion. ;)

I'm just guessing, mind you. *whistles innocently*

Not hot.

Indeed. Can we now quit dissecting Kimchi's truth-related habits and rather all wholeheartedly return to sexiness-related discussion? I'm trying hard to remain awake and alert here, and you may not let me down.

Indeed. Can we now quit dissecting Kimchi's truth-related habits and rather all wholeheartedly return to sexiness-related discussion? I'm trying hard to remain awake and alert here, and you may not let me down.
I have to let you down, sadly. I have to log off NSG for a while and do some work. :( Just as well, though, because there are three people in three different threads pissing me off right now so badly that I cannot maintain my sexy fun mind. So I'm going go try to crank out 2500-3000 words about pirates and elves and hope THAT will drive their BS out of my mind. :D Stay hot, honey. ;)

I have to let you down, sadly. I have to log off NSG for a while and do some work. :( Just as well, though, because there are three people in three different threads pissing me off right now so badly that I cannot maintain my sexy fun mind. So I'm going go try to crank out 2500-3000 words about pirates and elves and hope THAT will drive their BS out of my mind. :D Stay hot, honey. ;)

Aww, so cute of you to try. Wishing you best of luck with your NaNo-style project! :]

'sokay, anyhow, because the call I had been waiting for just came in and I'll be off for some RL sexing in a minute, so..:]

Lesbians have told me that the best strap-ons are those rubber underwear strap-ons that tie up in the back...apparently you can get different angles and thrust with them whereas the ones with harnesses simply don't give you the same amount of control.

Lesbians have told me that the best strap-ons are those rubber underwear strap-ons that tie up in the back...apparently you can get different angles and thrust with them whereas the ones with harnesses simply don't give you the same amount of control.

**runs away**

**runs away**

You don't take it in the ass? Pffft.

You don't take it in the ass? Pffft.

Not from you. I have the feeling you would go so deep I would be tasting my own shit for weeks.

Not from you. I have the feeling you would go so deep I would be tasting my own shit for weeks.

What an unpleasant image.

Accurate though.

*inconspicuously taps you on the shoulder and gives you the you-know-what-I-mean look, jerking her head barely noticeably towards her TG inbox*

Though I guess a USAian's advice there won't be too much use for a Kraut-Land based individual like me, but one can always have a look. Life-long learning, and all that.



I'll show you the style of harness that I think is best as soon as I can find a good example :)

Not from you. I have the feeling you would go so deep I would be tasting my own shit for weeks.

The amount of shit that comes out of your mouth anyway...

*inconspicuously taps you on the shoulder and gives you the you-know-what-I-mean look, jerking her head barely noticeably towards her TG inbox*

Though I guess a USAian's advice there won't be too much use for a Kraut-Land based individual like me, but one can always have a look. Life-long learning, and all that.

TG sent - please save it in case anyone else wants the same advice because I forgot to.

If you want a link to one that I think works well and is inexpensive, I'll TG it to you.

TG it to me when you can, Suma-sama. And thanks.

Sometimes there's some in my beard.

That sir, is fantastic, lol.

TG it to me when you can, Suma-sama. And thanks.

SoWiBi will you please send me the info back or forward to Nanatsu? Thanks! :fluffle:

That sir, is fantastic, lol.

They don't call them "flavor-savers" for nothing ;)

No, really I have a very clean beard, as I use shampoo in it when I shower.

Cripes! I go away for a week and a half and this thread asplodes! Shiny.

*hunts back to last page to read through entire thread*

They don't call them "flavor-savers" for nothing ;)

No, really I have a very clean beard, as I use shampoo in it when I shower.

I love my beard.. Slash, loved. But it's slowly coming back -- although patchy which is a worry. Hopefully it'll sort itself out soon. I need it for uni next year!

Shampooing it was always fun. Smooth, mmm.

I haven't had them used on myself, so I can't really comment on the comfort factor. They're meant for cables, not crates or cartons, though, so while the narrow strips of hard plastic bit seems accurate, we could well be talking about different things. Anyway, here's a pic of what I mean. (http://www.sheldonbrown.com/images/zip-ties.jpg) I don't usually leave them on during the entire act.

I hate those fucking things and no they are not comfortable at all.

Though it may be different during sex.

I hate those fucking things and no they are not comfortable at all.

Though it may be different during sex.

Maybe it's just because police officers like to make them really fucking tight :mad:. But I fully agree.

Maybe it's just because police officers like to make them really fucking tight :mad:. But I fully agree.

Cops ruined them for me too.

I've invested in some good quality, sturdy, soft leather wrist restraints with a nice o-ring so that a lock or chain can be attached to them. Fuck ouchy plastic thingamabobs.

Maybe it's just because police officers like to make them really fucking tight :mad:. But I fully agree.

Yes that would be why I hate them, don't want to be reminded of that when having sex. Though that's not to say I'm against restraints just those plastic ties.

Cops ruined them for me too.

I've invested in some good quality, sturdy, soft leather wrist restraints with a nice o-ring so that a lock or chain can be attached to them. Fuck ouchy plastic thingamabobs.

Hmm I had a gf who invested in some fluffy handcuffs... Never got round to using them though. I wouldn't be too keen on not being able to move. Plus I didn't trust her that much, heh.

Let's see, what else haven't we explored? How about people's specific fantasies?

I'm working on a scenario that I'd like played out...a nice, leisurely and intense beating, enough to get me right into subspace and keep me there for a good long time. Fully restrained. Some time to cool down, and then posed on my back, with a box of latex gloves nearby. My Mistress would invite people to finger me...I wouldn't even mind being blindfolded actually. While I'm not totally adverse to the idea of fucking random strangers in a sex club, the reality is less awesome and the risks too high, so something like this would fulfill that certain need without being a letdown or something to make me worry later.

Hmm I had a gf who invested in some fluffy handcuffs... Never got round to using them though. I wouldn't be too keen on not being able to move. Plus I didn't trust her that much, heh.

Something like waking up the next day and finding all your stuff gone along with the key.

Hmm I had a gf who invested in some fluffy handcuffs... Never got round to using them though. I wouldn't be too keen on not being able to move. Plus I didn't trust her that much, heh.

Oh, I really want to restrain my partner at some point. I mean, I'd rather be the one restrained, but I am definitely interested in exploring that powertrip :D I certainly wouldn't abuse anyone's trust (well, that's not true. I have a rather involved fantasy of doing exactly that to TAI) but I would quite enjoy having a powerful person completely helpless to stop me.

For me, restraints are less useful during sex, and more for use during pain play. I probably wouldn't have invested in good gear if it was just for use during fucking, because like most 'props' they probably wouldn't get used too often. I have a great set of under the bed restraints (for wrists and ankles) and I really want to use them more...but who would really want a full sex session with someone who couldn't move? Not me.

Something like waking up the next day and finding all your stuff gone along with the key.

She's crafty, she gets around, she's crafty and she's always down, she's crafty, she's got it right, she's crafty and she's just my type...

Something like waking up the next day and finding all your stuff gone along with the key.

Yeah... Plus I didn't trust her enough to play fair.

Oh, I really want to restrain my partner at some point. I mean, I'd rather be the one restrained, but I am definitely interested in exploring that powertrip :D I certainly wouldn't abuse anyone's trust (well, that's not true. I have a rather involved fantasy of doing exactly that to TAI) but I would quite enjoy having a powerful person completely helpless to stop me.

For me, restraints are less useful during sex, and more for use during pain play. I probably wouldn't have invested in good gear if it was just for use during fucking, because like most 'props' they probably wouldn't get used too often. I have a great set of under the bed restraints (for wrists and ankles) and I really want to use them more...but who would really want a full sex session with someone who couldn't move? Not me.

Yes, that power-trip would be great, and I think as a male it'd be great fun teasing and drawing it all out.. But I think trust would be quite important! As if it wasn't already, lol.

As for the pain play? Not for me thanks, hehe.

Yeah... Plus I didn't trust her enough to play fair.

Which reminds me. Tickling. Soooo not cool. Nothing makes me quite as angry and ready to actually do harm to someone as tickling does. I've met a few other people like that, but no one who reacts quite as strongly and negatively as I do. For that reason alone, I really have to trust the person restraining me...because too many people refuse to take tickling seriously, and think it's an okay thing to do to someone even when they say no.

I broke a boyfriend's nose once for tickling me. It wasn't intentional, but he wouldn't stop, and I got desperate and I hit him.

I certainly wouldn't abuse anyone's trust (well, that's not true. I have a rather involved fantasy of doing exactly that to TAI)

You have sex fantasies about people on NSG? :p


For me, restraints are less useful during sex, and more for use during pain play. I probably wouldn't have invested in good gear if it was just for use during fucking, because like most 'props' they probably wouldn't get used too often. I have a great set of under the bed restraints (for wrists and ankles) and I really want to use them more...but who would really want a full sex session with someone who couldn't move? Not me.

I think itd be fun to get tied up and gettin ridden by said female.

Which reminds me. Tickling. Soooo not cool. Nothing makes me quite as angry and ready to actually do harm to someone as tickling does. I've met a few other people like that, but no one who reacts quite as strongly and negatively as I do. For that reason alone, I really have to trust the person restraining me...because too many people refuse to take tickling seriously, and think it's an okay thing to do to someone even when they say no.

I broke a boyfriend's nose once for tickling me. It wasn't intentional, but he wouldn't stop, and I got desperate and I hit him.

What? lol, though I do understand the tickling bit, I'm not a great fan og being tickled either. Actually I know a guy who broke up with his gf after she whacked him because he was tickling her, I suspect she was saying no too.

Though sometimes it is hard to tell if they are saying no because they are serious or they are saying no but don't actually want you to stop and are enjoying themselves while being tickled.

I probably wouldn't have invested in good gear if it was just for use during fucking, because like most 'props' they probably wouldn't get used too often.

'Regular' metal cuffs make nice belt accessories. 'Furry' cuffs can look good as hair accessories. Leather cuffs can be worn out to clubs, etc. My ex and I invested in the leather cuffs that are broad leather (for comfort) with a narrower leather central reinforcement rivetted to it, to each of which was hooked a ring. The rings could be clipped together during play, or the cuffs could be worn separately. We'd each wear one cuff when we went out. :)

Let's see, what else haven't we explored? How about people's specific fantasies?

I have this weird hang up about sharing my fantasies. I never, never do it. I feel like they're MINE and not for sharing.

It's not even like they're that extreme or anything. They're not, really. It's they're MY secret garden, and I don't want anyone else in there with me. Once in a great while I've been with a guy who wanted to have fantasy talk, and if he wouldn't just take "I don't want to tell you" for an answer, I would just personalize some random, totally obvious, cookie-cutter fantasy to fend him off with, like "The Contessa and the Chauffeur". ;)

And I also don't want to live out my fantasies. When I've actually done something that I fantasized about before doing it, it suddenly stops being fantasy material after I've done it. Like, I can get off on scenarios in real life, or I can get off on imagined scenarios, but I can't get off on remembering a real life scenario.

That's not really true. If I happen to remember a real life scenario, I'll get off on it, but when I deliberately indulge in a nice fantasy session, memories of real sex with a real lover never come up, and if I try to make memories into fantasies, it doesn't work.

That's so fucking weird.

Oh, I should clarify, I don't mean I can't fantasize about sex acts. I mean I can't fantasize about a scenario or situation or story once I've really lived it out.

Which reminds me. Tickling. Soooo not cool. Nothing makes me quite as angry and ready to actually do harm to someone as tickling does. I've met a few other people like that, but no one who reacts quite as strongly and negatively as I do. For that reason alone, I really have to trust the person restraining me...because too many people refuse to take tickling seriously, and think it's an okay thing to do to someone even when they say no.

I broke a boyfriend's nose once for tickling me. It wasn't intentional, but he wouldn't stop, and I got desperate and I hit him.

Oh, wow. I think I know someone like you. We were having a bit of a fight as blokes do, then someone started tickling my mate and the fun stopped. He got very, very agitated and angry. I had never seen someone react so forcefully to being tickled, it was a bit of a shock.. But I can understand it.

Which reminds me. Tickling. Soooo not cool. Nothing makes me quite as angry and ready to actually do harm to someone as tickling does. I've met a few other people like that, but no one who reacts quite as strongly and negatively as I do. For that reason alone, I really have to trust the person restraining me...because too many people refuse to take tickling seriously, and think it's an okay thing to do to someone even when they say no.

I broke a boyfriend's nose once for tickling me. It wasn't intentional, but he wouldn't stop, and I got desperate and I hit him.

Tickling is one of my ladyfriend's favorite ways to torture me. Sometimes I get her back, though.

You really get genuinely pissed at being tickled? :( Odd, but I suppose everyone's different. I would think that people would get the "No, seriously. Stop it" in the right tone of voice.

I love my beard.. Slash, loved. But it's slowly coming back -- although patchy which is a worry. Hopefully it'll sort itself out soon. I need it for uni next year!

Shampooing it was always fun. Smooth, mmm.

Mine is a narrow beard. Just a little wider than my chin. My ladyfriend always laughs when we're in the shower together and I start shampooing it, but that's what keeps it nice and soft, which is definitely to her benefit (and mine, too, for different reasons).

You really get genuinely pissed at being tickled?

I do too:(

You have sex fantasies about people on NSG? :p That fantasy is definitely not sexual in nature. That's just the ploy to start the torment.



I think itd be fun to get tied up and gettin ridden by said female.
Sure, but even that would get old after too long.

Mine is a narrow beard. Just a little wider than my chin. My ladyfriend always laughs when we're in the shower together and I start shampooing it, but that's what keeps it nice and soft, which is definitely to her benefit (and mine, too, for different reasons).

I used to just have a big fuck off beard.. But shaved it down after awhile and kept it small for awhile. Then when for certain...reasons...the hair started going, I was bitterly disappointed that it went too.

That fantasy is definitely not sexual in nature. That's just the ploy to start the torment.
I take it that you don't like TAI very much....

I take it that you don't like TAI very much....

Words cannot express. Their encounters are....almost painful to read.


I personally, have no issues with him. But Im in the minority.

I used to just have a big fuck off beard.. But shaved it down after awhile and kept it small for awhile. Then when for certain...reasons...the hair started going, I was bitterly disappointed that it went too.

Yeah. I have long hair in part because it's fun, but also because I'll probably start going bald in about two decades, maybe just one, and I figure that I might as well have as much hair as possible while I still can.

I've never wanted a big beard because I don't like my face to be quite that warm.

Words cannot express. Their encounters are....almost painful to read.


I personally, have no issues with him. But Im in the minority.

Most of my encounters came in 'Sexiest people' threads where the nature of the threads tended to keep the trouble down. I have noticed a few people don't seem to like him though.

Yeah. I have long hair in part because it's fun, but also because I'll probably start going bald in about two decades, maybe just one, and I figure that I might as well have as much hair as possible while I still can.

I've never wanted a big beard because I don't like my face to be quite that warm.
Bald is hot. I dig bald guys. There are few things sadder in the world than a guy fighting against balding. I like it when guys embrace it, go with the pattern, or if the pattern doesn't come out good, get a super short cut or a total shave and just have done.

Yeah, I go for a good cue-ball cutie. ;)

I like guys with hair, too, but when it starts to go, don't fight it.

Words cannot express. Their encounters are....almost painful to read.


I personally, have no issues with him. But Im in the minority.

I have major issues with a couple people on here. But that's why they're on my ignore list. I just don't enjoy being that angry.

I have minor issues with just about everyone on here, but I also have minor issues with almost everyone I know IRL too. Most are very slight and basically just boil down to differences of opinion and the fact that nobody's perfect. I'm sure that there are minor things about me that even people who like me/are my friends don't care for.

I like guys with hair, too, but when it starts to go, don't fight it.

Yep, when I get a large, noticable bold spot, Im just shaving my head.


I might grow a big viking beard to compensate. But probably not. Probably just keep my goatee.

Bald is hot. I dig bald guys. There are few things sadder in the world than a guy fighting against balding. I like it when guys embrace it, go with the pattern, or if the pattern doesn't come out good, get a super short cut or a total shave and just have done.

Yeah, I go for a good cue-ball cutie. ;)

I like guys with hair, too, but when it starts to go, don't fight it.

Well, see, long hair with baldness looks terrible, so while I'm not going bald yet, I'll have long hair, since I'll have plenty of time to be a cue ball later. When I start going bald I plan on shaving my head or at least buzzing the hair very short.

Just go ahead and urinate on them. Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Let me know how that works out.

Well, see, long hair with baldness looks terrible

The skullet? Dont wanna rock the Devin Townsend look?

Let's see, what else haven't we explored? How about people's specific fantasies?

Just going back to this for a bit..

I've recently developed this fantasy about older women. I think it's just because I read an article on cougars, but I'm really keen to be someone's boy-toy for a bit. It's not entirely confined to the sex though -- more the whole idea of having someone look after you, but just use you for sex too. Probably just a typical teenage boy fantasy, but hot nonetheless.

The skullet? Dont wanna rock the Devin Townsend look?

The only reason it works for him is because of how awesome Devin Townsend is. Otherwise it would be epic fail.

Yep, when I get a large, noticable bold spot, Im just shaving my head.


I might grow a big viking beard to compensate. But probably not. Probably just keep my goatee.
No, no, no!!!

Do not grow a big beard if you are bald, because it looks like your head is on upside down. True! :D

Well, see, long hair with baldness looks terrible, so while I'm not going bald yet, I'll have long hair, since I'll have plenty of time to be a cue ball later. When I start going bald I plan on shaving my head or at least buzzing the hair very short.
Outstanding! :fluffle:

Probably just a typical teenage boy fantasy, but hot nonetheless.

No, Im no longer a teenager, and I can assure you, being used for sex by a hot older woman is not something that only teenagers find hot.

The only reason it works for him is because of how awesome Devin Townsend is. Otherwise it would be epic fail.

So just work on being as awesome as Devin.

No, no, no!!!

Do not grow a big beard if you are bald, because it looks like your head is on upside down. True! :D


Ill take your word for it:p

Yeah. I have long hair in part because it's fun, but also because I'll probably start going bald in about two decades, maybe just one, and I figure that I might as well have as much hair as possible while I still can.

I've never wanted a big beard because I don't like my face to be quite that warm.

Haha I guess the cold climate where I study fuelled the big beard. I hope to have all my hair come back but it's still a bit patchy as I said. As for being bald, I haven't enjoyed it too much. It doesn't really look right with a young face.

No, Im no longer a teenager, and I can assure you, being used for sex by a hot older woman is not something that only teenagers find hot.

Not just a phase then huh. I don't mind that, heh.

Just going back to this for a bit..

I've recently developed this fantasy about older women. I think it's just because I read an article on cougars, but I'm really keen to be someone's boy-toy for a bit. It's not entirely confined to the sex though -- more the whole idea of having someone look after you, but just use you for sex too. Probably just a typical teenage boy fantasy, but hot nonetheless.

I also have fantasies about being a cougar's prey. It would be so hot.

Oh, I should clarify, I don't mean I can't fantasize about sex acts. I mean I can't fantasize about a scenario or situation or story once I've really lived it out.

Oh I can, it's just usually not enough to get me off. The thing is, I actually want to try out the things I come up with or 'fantasize' about, and the best way to do that is to share those ideas with people that can make it happen:)

I also have fantasies about being a cougar's prey. It would be so hot.

Hmm, it'd be epic..

Although it was a bit scary the first time I got hit on by an older woman, 'cause she was like 45 and I was only 16... If only it happened again now, I'd be prepared. ;)

Outstanding! :fluffle:

:fluffle: I'm glad you approve of my plans :)

Hmm, it'd be epic..

Although it was a bit scary the first time I got hit on by an older woman, 'cause she was like 45 and I was only 16... If only it happened again now, I'd be prepared. ;)

Ive gotten hit on by older women a few times. Ive even obliged one of them. But they werent A LOT older, just like 5-7 years.

The most recent time I was hit on by a significantly older woman it was by a trashy (and not the hot kind, but the meth lab owning, STD kind) waitress at a bar.


And she was old enough to be my mom. And kept giving me "the look".

So. Gross.


I wouldnt, however, being sexually used by a hot "cougar". At all.

Just going back to this for a bit..

I've recently developed this fantasy about older women. I think it's just because I read an article on cougars, but I'm really keen to be someone's boy-toy for a bit. It's not entirely confined to the sex though -- more the whole idea of having someone look after you, but just use you for sex too. Probably just a typical teenage boy fantasy, but hot nonetheless.

No, Im no longer a teenager, and I can assure you, being used for sex by a hot older woman is not something that only teenagers find hot.

I also have fantasies about being a cougar's prey. It would be so hot.
I just recently entered the "cougar" age group.

Just mentioning...

Oh I can, it's just usually not enough to get me off. The thing is, I actually want to try out the things I come up with or 'fantasize' about, and the best way to do that is to share those ideas with people that can make it happen:)
See, I don't want to share my fantasies because I like and enjoy my fantasies and the orgasms they give me, and making them real puts an end to that. My fantasies are really my favorite sex toys, and I don't want to lose them, so they're toys I don't share.

So just work on being as awesome as Devin.


Easier said than done.

I'm amused that you people have made the ads on this thread change from dating sites to beard trimmers. :tongue:

I just recently entered the "cougar" age group.

Just mentioning...

All goes according to plan...

Ive gotten hit on by older women a few times. Ive even obliged one of them. But they werent A LOT older, just like 5-7 years.

The most recent time I was hit on by a significantly older woman it was by a trashy (and not the hot kind, but the meth lab owning, STD kind) waitress at a bar.


And she was old enough to be my mom. And kept giving me "the look".

So. Gross.

That's yuck. This 45yr old was fine though.. And rich too, which is kinda part of my fantasy. Still, I was not ready for that kinda shit. It was weird though 'cause it was at a wedding and I'm pretty sure her husband was around somewhere...

I just recently entered the "cougar" age group.

Just mentioning...


See, I don't want to share my fantasies because I like and enjoy my fantasies and the orgasms they give me, and making them real puts an end to that. My fantasies are really my favorite sex toys, and I don't want to lose them, so they're toys I don't share.All goes according to plan...

Heh, marvellous.

I'm amused that you people have made the ads on this thread change from dating sites to beard trimmers. :tongue:

Lol, conversations can take interesting turns sometimes.

Ive gotten hit on by older women a few times. Ive even obliged one of them. But they werent A LOT older, just like 5-7 years.You're calling that 'older'? Bastard. So that's the first year law students are saying about me.

:D

Oldest chick I fucked was 14 years my senior. Oldest guy was 9 years.



I wouldnt, however, being sexually used by a hot "cougar". At all.

Good to know, because the older I get, the younger my prey :P

I just recently entered the "cougar" age group.

Just mentioning...


If you decide to start a harem of young men, let me know. ;)

You're calling that 'older'? Bastard. So that's the first year law students are saying about me.

:D

Oldest chick I fucked was 14 years my senior. Oldest guy was 9 years.

I thought I had put older in scare quotes. No, thats not older. Me being 21 and all, itd be absurd to think that those who were 28 were "old":p

And if the first year law students are saying that about you, you havent sufficently scared them to death yet. I am disappointed. ;)

Good to know, because the older I get, the younger my prey :P

You and Mur eh? This thread just got more interesting:p

Okay, just to totally kill the mood -- or enhance it, depending on how pervy you pervs are -- just the other day, my sainted (/sarcasm) mother made a harem-related comment. Remarking on my birthday coming up next month, she said, "You know, sweetheart, you're of an age now where I think you can start hitting on younger guys. You're a cougar. You need to get yourself a pretty boy-toy."

I was like, "Uuuhhh....thanks for the...advice...um...Mom."

You and Mur eh? This thread just got more interesting:p

Maybe they could pass us back and forth.

Maybe they could pass us back and forth.
I call first dibs on ya's. Nees would send you back all banged up and dented.

Okay, just to totally kill the mood -- or enhance it, depending on how pervy you pervs are -- just the other day, my sainted (/sarcasm) mother made a harem-related comment. Remarking on my birthday coming up next month, she said, "You know, sweetheart, you're of an age now where I think you can start hitting on younger guys. You're a cougar. You need to get yourself a pretty boy-toy."

I was like, "Uuuhhh....thanks for the...advice...um...Mom."

That was like one time my friend's grandmother was visiting her, and asked if she'd had any good sex lately.

Okay, just to totally kill the mood -- or enhance it, depending on how pervy you pervs are -- just the other day, my sainted (/sarcasm) mother made a harem-related comment. Remarking on my birthday coming up next month, she said, "You know, sweetheart, you're of an age now where I think you can start hitting on younger guys. You're a cougar. You need to get yourself a pretty boy-toy."

I was like, "Uuuhhh....thanks for the...advice...um...Mom."

Gah. Parents should just never, ever, ever offer unsolicited advice or comments on one's sex life. Gaaaah.

See, I don't want to share my fantasies because I like and enjoy my fantasies and the orgasms they give me, and making them real puts an end to that. My fantasies are really my favorite sex toys, and I don't want to lose them, so they're toys I don't share.

Oh...oh. Well um...I have those fantasies too, and they aren't anything I'd actually want to do in real life and they are certainly not something I'd share. So I can understand this.

Okay, just to totally kill the mood -- or enhance it, depending on how pervy you pervs are -- just the other day, my sainted (/sarcasm) mother made a harem-related comment. Remarking on my birthday coming up next month, she said, "You know, sweetheart, you're of an age now where I think you can start hitting on younger guys. You're a cougar. You need to get yourself a pretty boy-toy."

I was like, "Uuuhhh....thanks for the...advice...um...Mom."

I'm working on my 'harem'. Most people can't seem to keep up with me, so I've been trying to rotate through four fuckbuddies...and even still they aren't putting out enough. It's maddening!

That was like one time my friend's grandmother was visiting her, and asked if she'd had any good sex lately.
The older generations have secret lives we don't really understand. Truly, we should learn from their wisdom. Except for my mom, see below.

Gah. Parents should just never, ever, ever offer unsolicited advice or comments on one's sex life. Gaaaah.
Yeah, especially my mom. You should see some of the things she used to date. :eek2:

She dated a few hotties, don't get me wrong, but she also dated some creatures that I would be, like, "OK, I get that it's male, but what is it a male of?"

The woman just has no standards. I mean really. She'd go with anything.

I call first dibs on ya's. Nees would send you back all banged up and dented.

Lol, awesome.

I must say, though, that I am fairly durable, I think. Durable enough for Sin, I don't know, though...

I call first dibs on ya's. Nees would send you back all banged up and dented.

:D

I cannot dispute the veracity of this statement.

Lol, awesome.

I must say, though, that I am fairly durable, I think. Durable enough for Sin, I don't know, though...

Many have tried, only one has survived.

The older generations have secret lives we don't really understand. Truly, we should learn from their wisdom. Except for my mom, see below.
Truly, indeed.


Yeah, especially my mom. You should see some of the things she used to date. :eek2:

She dated a few hotties, don't get me wrong, but she also dated some creatures that I would be, like, "OK, I get that it's male, but what is it a male of?"

The woman just has no standards. I mean really. She'd go with anything.

Standards. She should get them.

She dated a few hotties, don't get me wrong, but she also dated some creatures that I would be, like, "OK, I get that it's male, but what is it a male of?"

Ahahaha. Yeah, that's unfortunate. My mother, on the other hand, is still married to the first guy she ever went out with, which makes her occasional bouts of commentary on dealing with "men" fairly hilariously bizarre, uninformed, and old-fashioned. (This is a woman who was shocked when visiting my brother and his then-fiancee of two years to discover that their apartment only had one bed. ZOMG THEY ARE SLUTS.) :p

Oh...oh. Well um...I have those fantasies too, and they aren't anything I'd actually want to do in real life and they are certainly not something I'd share. So I can understand this.
Bitch! Now you've painted me as some kind of weirdo deviant acting all straight vanilla fucking on the surface but fantasizing about insane tentical madness or something while denying it in the thread. I told you before, these are not that extreme scenarios. It's just there are some scenarios I like fantasizing about so much I don't want to make them real because then they don't work as fantasies. If a day comes when I do make one real, then I need to invent a new fantasy to replace it.

I call first dibs on ya's. Nees would send you back all banged up and dented.

This is acceptable.:D

Many have tried, only one has survived.

Hence why you need a harem. So that when he's not around, you can have a rotation.

Bitch! Now you've painted me as some kind of weirdo deviant acting all straight vanilla fucking on the surface but fantasizing about insane tentical madness or something while denying it in the thread. I told you before, these are not that extreme scenarios. It's just there are some scenarios I like fantasizing about so much I don't want to make them real because then they don't work as fantasies. If a day comes when I do make one real, then I need to invent a new fantasy to replace it.
Okay, sorry, I didn't mean to insinuate we have anything close to the same fantasies as I'm pretty certain you wouldn't find anything I keep 'secret' even remotely arousing.

Hence why you need a harem. So that when he's not around, you can have a rotation.

Bitches aren't putting out enough.

Okay, sorry, I didn't mean to insinuate we have anything close to the same fantasies as I'm pretty certain you wouldn't find anything I keep 'secret' even remotely arousing.
Well, I'm not saying that, either (though it may well be true). I meant that it just made me seem like I'm this secret freak, when in the thread I've been saying "Not my scene" to so much stuff. I don't want to create the impression that I'm holding out on people.

Bitch! Now you've painted me as some kind of weirdo deviant acting all straight vanilla fucking on the surface but fantasizing about insane tentical madness or something while denying it in the thread. I told you before, these are not that extreme scenarios. It's just there are some scenarios I like fantasizing about so much I don't want to make them real because then they don't work as fantasies. If a day comes when I do make one real, then I need to invent a new fantasy to replace it.

You seem to be implying that insane tentacle madness is extreme.

Bitches aren't putting out enough.
Build your stable. Maybe you need to rotate them every few hours.

Well, I'm not saying that, either (though it may well be true). I meant that it just made me seem like I'm this secret freak, when in the thread I've been saying "Not my scene" to so much stuff. I don't want to create the impression that I'm holding out on people.

People will harbour that impression regardless, if they really want to.

Bitches aren't putting out enough.

As quoted earlier in this thread... "The spirit is willing... but the flesh... is spongy and bruised"

Build your stable. Maybe you need to rotate them every few hours.

I think I need to go out of my faculty...assignments and exams tend to be at the same time and are completely messing with my sex life.

You seem to be implying that insane tentacle madness is extreme.
Actually, that's a habit I have of putting up things that I don't think are really that crazy/extreme/superlative in whatever way as examples of of things that are crazy/extreme/superlative in whatever way. It's a cultural thing -- anti-climactical speaking. New Yorkers do that. Sorry.

People will harbour that impression regardless, if they really want to.
Thanks to you. :p

Thanks to you. :p

Oh pfft.:p

Don't listen to anything I have to say about Mur'v folks, I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing!

Actually, that's a habit I have of putting up things that I don't think are really that crazy/extreme/superlative in whatever way as examples of of things that are crazy/extreme/superlative in whatever way. It's a cultural thing -- anti-climactical speaking. New Yorkers do that. Sorry.

Ah. Deliberate understatement. I do that sometimes.

I think I need to go out of my faculty...assignments and exams tend to be at the same time and are completely messing with my sex life.
Well, I always thought the point of a harem was to have a variety of tastes. So, yeah, diversify.

Ah. Deliberate understatement. I do that sometimes.
I do it incessantly. Deliberate understatement meant to express how extreme something is, and deliberate overstatement meant to express how NOT extreme something is. Nobody outside of NYC knows what the fuck I'm talking about. :D

There's also NY code-talk, where you refer to something by another name, making a very obscure and neighborhood-specific connection that all the New Yorkers get but nobody else does. It's such an ingrained habit, I catch myself doing it, think about self-editing and then say, "feh, fuck it."

I do it incessantly. Deliberate understatement meant to express how extreme something is, and deliberate overstatement meant to express how NOT extreme something is. Nobody outside of NYC knows what the fuck I'm talking about. :D

There's also NY code-talk, where you refer to something by another name, making a very obscure and neighborhood-specific connection that all the New Yorkers get but nobody else does. It's such an ingrained habit, I catch myself doing it, think about self-editing and then say, "feh, fuck it."

Damn, sounds like a confusing place. I hope I don't get too befuddled when I go there in a couple months.

Well, I always thought the point of a harem was to have a variety of tastes. So, yeah, diversify.

Well one's a redhead, one's Sicilian, one is part native and one is a beautiful Sikh boy. Sure they're all law students, but sheesh, I wasn't going for academic diversity cuz I'm not that interested in their minds.

Apparently that backfired a bit.

Damn, sounds like a confusing place. I hope I don't get too befuddled when I go there in a couple months.
Just don't take anything seriously unless there's a gun and/or a badge involved or you smell smoke.

Well one's a redhead, one's Sicilian, one is part native and one is a beautiful Sikh boy. Sure they're all law students, but sheesh, I wasn't going for academic diversity cuz I'm not that interested in their minds.

Apparently that backfired a bit.
Yeah, their schedules obviously matter more than their minds. ;)

Yeah, their schedules obviously matter more than their minds. ;)

It's true :(

Is it really too much to ask for sex for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I thought younger guys were supposed to have stamina.

I knew there was a reason I always had a thing for older guys.

It's true :(

Is it really too much to ask for sex for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I thought younger guys were supposed to have stamina.

I knew there was a reason I always had a thing for older guys.
:D Separating the men from the boys, on three squares a day, eh? That's kind of why I'm not gung-ho about getting on the cougar bandwagon.

Just don't take anything seriously unless there's a gun and/or a badge involved or you smell smoke.

I'll keep that in mind.

:D Separating the men from the boys, on three squares a day, eh? That's kind of why I'm not gung-ho about getting on the cougar bandwagon.

Yeah, I've never understood the younger guy craze. Without fail, the best fucks have been older guys...so I mean, I might not mind a boy toy as I get older...someone to wail on....but I'd still want a guy who knew what the heck he was doing, and frankly, I wouldn't be looking for someone younger than me for that.

It's true :(

Is it really too much to ask for sex for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I thought younger guys were supposed to have stamina.

I knew there was a reason I always had a thing for older guys.

Just have a different dish for each meal.

How in mod's name did this thread not get some kind of star-rating yet?
:(

How in mod's name did this thread not get some kind of star-rating yet?
:(

Too much *fapfapfap*

I rather like the pungent smell from a man's balls. I like to nuzzle them and smell them.TG.
Oh, and nice amendment to your "location"
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:)

Too much *fapfapfap*

much too much fap fap fap and shlick shlick shlick

Or... not nearly enough?

Sweaty, yes. Especially after sex. But I wasn't refering to that. I meant that I enjoy the warm, pungent smell that comes off of men's testicles.
Applesauce?

Too much *fapfapfap*
It might sound odd, but this thread is more spiritually fulfilling than sexually fulfilling for me.
I must be getting old or something.
Oh ... and how can there be "Too much" fap? Well ... i guess in this isolated case ...

Now you've really grossed me out! >=PLightly heated (from arousal) smegma sandwiches?

That's why, much like ice cream, I only swallow cum when I crave it.
Double TG.

Lightly heated (from arousal) smegma sandwiches?

I keep forgetting what Smegma is.

For the ladies:
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-12-03.gif

Great pick up line :)

For the ladies:
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-12-03.gif

Great pick up line :)

Hell yeah. And respect the poon I do.

Oddly enough, I was watching Stargate earlier.

I believe such a one still lives in the Alaska governor's mansion. ;)
Yeah, when she's not out humping .... er, stumping for GOP candidate Sexby Chambliss.

I keep forgetting what Smegma is.Erm, that kinda implies that, alternately, you keep being reminded of what it is.
o.9

Erm... i'd be kinda disturbed if my Princess turned up in a strap on. :D

Hey, why not, as long as it aint one of those insane ones that are 24 inches long, 7 inches thick and covered in spikes or some shit...

Nothing more than say... 7 inches... tops...

What an unpleasant image.
There's a "joke" about his posting style in there somewhere, though.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14267499&postcount=2586
Ahh ... there it is.

Let's see, what else haven't we explored? How about people's specific fantasies?


I had a girlfriend who wanted to dress up like Alice from Alice Through the Looking Glass.

Only from the standpoint of veracity. I tend not to believe assertions that someone is a woman on the internet.

GIRL = Guy In Real Life

Pictures aren't enough? What about pictures holding a paper saying something NSGish? ...what the hell is that called, I can't remember!

Alright, as fascinating as the discussion of the true nature of Mur[something]'s intimate parts is, I'd like to pose another question:

Toys? Yes? No? Which ones?

Alone, yes. With my ex-not-ex (as he shall henceforth be known until a final ruling is made), I can't be bothered. I can barely be bothered to remove clothing before I jump him.

I mean, maybe I'm just inexperienced wuss, but you see, both the visual and the words "electric / electrode" combined with a product I'm to shove into me do not appeal. No, no "erotic electric stimulation" for me ATM. But thanks for pointing it out; it was sure interesting to look at something rather far from what I usually ponder.

I am so with you. Also, I get injured in incredibly embarrassing ways, so odds are good this would be in my obit.

Given the number of people on this forum who have claimed to have OCD or Asperger's, and the general distribution of such people in the population, I think it's pretty obvious that most people who make medical claims of that nature are by default, lying.

Dude, OCD is incredibly common. Asperger's, no, but tons of people have at least elements of OCD. I don't fit the diagnostic criteria anymore since I've managed to control/internalize a lot of it, but I had major OCD as a kid.

She's crafty, she gets around, she's crafty and she's always down, she's crafty, she's got it right, she's crafty and she's just my type...

I hate you.

Which reminds me. Tickling. Soooo not cool. Nothing makes me quite as angry and ready to actually do harm to someone as tickling does. I've met a few other people like that, but no one who reacts quite as strongly and negatively as I do. For that reason alone, I really have to trust the person restraining me...because too many people refuse to take tickling seriously, and think it's an okay thing to do to someone even when they say no.

I broke a boyfriend's nose once for tickling me. It wasn't intentional, but he wouldn't stop, and I got desperate and I hit him.

I hate being tickled. I don't tickle, no one tickles me, I will kick them in the nuts (or vag, results may vary).

Words cannot express. Their encounters are....almost painful to read.


I personally, have no issues with him. But Im in the minority.

You don't have issues with TAI? Wait... there's someone YOU don't have issues with, and someone HE doesn't have issues with? Seriously? I learn something new every day.

Yeah, I go for a good cue-ball cutie. ;)

I like guys with hair, too, but when it starts to go, don't fight it.

I love my guy's hair. He's predominately black and Mexican, and his hair is really dark and soft and curly. I have to strongly resist the urge to just pet it. It's short, but I like it when it's grown out a bit, before he gets it cut, and it's in all these perfect tiny spools. It feels nubby like a scarf (to which he always says, "naps, [Ryadn], those are called naps).

Bald is hot. I dig bald guys. There are few things sadder in the world than a guy fighting against balding. I like it when guys embrace it, go with the pattern, or if the pattern doesn't come out good, get a super short cut or a total shave and just have done.

Yeah, I go for a good cue-ball cutie. ;)

I like guys with hair, too, but when it starts to go, don't fight it.

Funny you mention that, I might be 24 but after years of folicular abuse my hair is starting to go.

Sadly there is no smile to add to this message...

Yeah. I have long hair in part because it's fun, but also because I'll probably start going bald in about two decades, maybe just one, and I figure that I might as well have as much hair as possible while I still can.
Eh, it migrates. Axintyouate the positive and all that.

I also have fantasies about being a cougar's prey. It would be so hot.Did you see that tiger/rottweiler video on youtube yet?
Close, sorta ...

Sadly there is no smile to add to this message...
Ah don't give up so easily. German Nightmare probably has one for the occasion.

Okay, just to totally kill the mood -- or enhance it, depending on how pervy you pervs are -- just the other day, my sainted (/sarcasm) mother made a harem-related comment. Remarking on my birthday coming up next month, she said, "You know, sweetheart, you're of an age now where I think you can start hitting on younger guys. You're a cougar. You need to get yourself a pretty boy-toy."

I was like, "Uuuhhh....thanks for the...advice...um...Mom."This reminds me of the times my brother kept trying to get me to smoke, so he could bum cigs from me when he didn't have 'em or didn't feel like getting 'em himself.

And she was old enough to be my mom. And kept giving me "the look".

So. Gross.

Welcome to the life of being a slightly attractive 20something girl. Gross old ugly guys rarely have any compunctions about leering.

I had a girlfriend who wanted to dress up like Alice from Alice Through the Looking Glass.

Who doesn't?

I don't want to create the impression that I'm holding out on people....why not?

As quoted earlier in this thread... "The spirit is willing... but the flesh... is spongy and bruised"And, embarrassingly, it wasn't me who posted it. For shame, for shame.

Who doesn't?

She's the only one I know of so far, I would have gladly dressed like the Mad Hatter for her if we had gotten so far as sexxing.

Who apologizes for cumming?That was in another thread. And maybe early on in this one.

Dude. You are so right-on all the time, why have I not been involved in this thread?Indeed!
And even further, why hasn't Ruffy been on this thread?

I need no nickname. My real name is a porn name.
Dirk Diggler?
Skittles Nocturne?

Dirk Diggler?
Skittles Nocturne?

Ron Jeremy!

The Red Cross is not in charge of donations at the local hospital.When I looked it up, yes it was. Could of course be that the hospital (Greston, was it?) also does them independently. Basically, you've been quite dishonest before, so when you made a claim that ran counter to the common practice (last time I donated, someone else got denied for exactly this reason), the logical conclusion barring further explanation was that you were lying again.

Now back to the naughty talk:
I believe such a one still lives in the Alaska governor's mansion. ;)

I'm just guessing, mind you. *whistles innocently*She's married though. I wouldn't want to end up being the homewrecker... again...
I hate those fucking things and no they are not comfortable at all.

Though it may be different during sex.I never use them on myself. Because I am a sexual hypocrite...
Cops ruined them for me too.

I've invested in some good quality, sturdy, soft leather wrist restraints with a nice o-ring so that a lock or chain can be attached to them. Fuck ouchy plastic thingamabobs."Fuck them" is right =P
I have this weird hang up about sharing my fantasies. I never, never do it. I feel like they're MINE and not for sharing.

It's not even like they're that extreme or anything. They're not, really. It's they're MY secret garden, and I don't want anyone else in there with me. Once in a great while I've been with a guy who wanted to have fantasy talk, and if he wouldn't just take "I don't want to tell you" for an answer, I would just personalize some random, totally obvious, cookie-cutter fantasy to fend him off with, like "The Contessa and the Chauffeur". ;)I don't feel comfortable sharing all my fantasies either, so I can at least see where you're coming from, even though I don't feel exactly the same way.
And I also don't want to live out my fantasies. When I've actually done something that I fantasized about before doing it, it suddenly stops being fantasy material after I've done it. Like, I can get off on scenarios in real life, or I can get off on imagined scenarios, but I can't get off on remembering a real life scenario.

That's not really true. If I happen to remember a real life scenario, I'll get off on it, but when I deliberately indulge in a nice fantasy session, memories of real sex with a real lover never come up, and if I try to make memories into fantasies, it doesn't work.

That's so fucking weird.

Oh, I should clarify, I don't mean I can't fantasize about sex acts. I mean I can't fantasize about a scenario or situation or story once I've really lived it out.Perfectly understandable. I can usually only fantasize about sex acts that happened in the past with partners that I won't be seeing again. Imagining sex with people that I'm currently seeing just isn't "fantastic", I suppose.
I just recently entered the "cougar" age group.

Just mentioning...No ulterior motives whatsoever... =P
That's yuck. This 45yr old was fine though.. And rich too, which is kinda part of my fantasy. Still, I was not ready for that kinda shit. It was weird though 'cause it was at a wedding and I'm pretty sure her husband was around somewhere...Married (to someone else) is a turnoff.
Okay, just to totally kill the mood -- or enhance it, depending on how pervy you pervs are -- just the other day, my sainted (/sarcasm) mother made a harem-related comment. Remarking on my birthday coming up next month, she said, "You know, sweetheart, you're of an age now where I think you can start hitting on younger guys. You're a cougar. You need to get yourself a pretty boy-toy."

I was like, "Uuuhhh....thanks for the...advice...um...Mom."What is it that killed the mood? Talk of a harem or talk of a harem with your mother? The former is kinky, the latter... *shudder*
Many have tried, only one has survived.Hm. Snuff isn't something I'm into.
It's true :(

Is it really too much to ask for sex for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I thought younger guys were supposed to have stamina.

I knew there was a reason I always had a thing for older guys.You need to train stamina. You aren't simply born with it. Maybe you should have been fishing for athletes instead of law students.
Lightly heated (from arousal) smegma sandwiches?Cheese makes me puke. End of discussion.
Who doesn't?I don't.
Dirk Diggler?
Skittles Nocturne?I won't be mentioning my real name. It's incredibly common, though.

Double TG.

Didn't get anything.:(

Didn't get anything.:(

Thats 'cos your mailbox is already filled with fanmail. :D

Thats 'cos your mailbox is already filled with fanmail. :D

It is not. <.<

It is not. <.<

I can fix that!

I can fix that!

Bring it!:fluffle:

It is not. <.<

Well there's no way I can prove it, thats true. :p

well there's no way i can prove it, thats true. :p

<.<
>.>

Okay, just to totally kill the mood -- or enhance it, depending on how pervy you pervs are -- just the other day, my sainted (/sarcasm) mother made a harem-related comment. Remarking on my birthday coming up next month, she said, "You know, sweetheart, you're of an age now where I think you can start hitting on younger guys. You're a cougar. You need to get yourself a pretty boy-toy."

I was like, "Uuuhhh....thanks for the...advice...um...Mom."

That was like one time my friend's grandmother was visiting her, and asked if she'd had any good sex lately.

lol or that's strange, I am not comfortable talking about my sex life with my parents or even my aunts and uncles, those of my generation I am fine with but older relatives are a no-no to me.

I certainly wouldn't want to be taking tips from my parents just thinking about it freaks me out.

<.<
>.>

teehee! :D

Many have tried, only one has survived.

That sounds like a challenge to Calli.

teehee! :D

Yeah, I know you would, like B-tan, make my TG box burst.

Yeah, I know you would, like B-tan, make my TG box burst.

It hasn't already? :p

Yeah, I know you would, like B-tan, make my TG box burst.

Yes mam! *salutes*

Yes mam! *salutes*

Yay!!!

Yay!!!

TG sent, Operation Fan Mail has begun as scheduled.

What have I done... :D

TG sent, Operation Fan Mail has begun as scheduled.

TG responded. Woot!

TG responded. Woot!

In kind, just keep checking.

I sent a fanmail too. :D

I sent a fanmail too. :D

You can be the vice president of the fan club!

Nanatsu doesn't need fan mail from me.

She knows exactly how I feel about her. :wink:

In kind, just keep checking.

Got it!

Nanatsu doesn't need fan mail from me.

She knows exactly how I feel about her. :wink:

I do, sweetie. ;)

To The Topic!



Something I haven't seen yet... clothing. Do you like to wear/see your partner wear sexy clothing?

How about shag while wearing clothes?

Whats your favorite article?



I always did really like intercourse while my partner was wearing a mini skirt, or a pair of panties just pushed off to the side; it excites me for some reason and its actually the only way I found for me to have quick sex. My favorite article of clothing for a woman to wear is a bra though. I like to reach in underneath it and play with her breasts and pinch her nipples when I can't see them; and take if off just before she has an orgasm.

Funny you mention that, I might be 24 but after years of folicular abuse my hair is starting to go.

Sadly there is no smile to add to this message...
Shave!! Or cut it short to work with the bald. I'm serious. I dig guys, and I dig everything that underscores maleness, and baldness is a male thing. A guy who handles baldness well, wears it well, is additionally sexy. And I know I am not alone among women for thinking this.

This reminds me of the times my brother kept trying to get me to smoke, so he could bum cigs from me when he didn't have 'em or didn't feel like getting 'em himself.

OK, that succeeded in making the whole memory even worse. I love my mother. I'd be lost without her. But the bitch needs to stay away from my men, 'cause I'll put her in a home, dammit. She's nowhere even vaguely close to needing to be anywhere near a home, but I'll fix that if she gets out of line. ;)

Shave!! Or cut it short to work with the bald. I'm serious. I dig guys, and I dig everything that underscores maleness, and baldness is a male thing. A guy who handles baldness well, wears it well, is additionally sexy. And I know I am not alone among women for thinking this.


I do cut it short. It looks very nice actually. I don't have a camera for pictures though.

To The Topic!



Something I haven't seen yet... clothing. Do you like to wear/see your partner wear sexy clothing?
I'm not into costumes or "prance-wear" lingerie. I'd do the Victoria's Secret thing if my man liked it, but I don't get off on it.

How about shag while wearing clothes?
With. Without. Through, over, around. Whatever. :D I said earlier somewhere in here that I like the look of dissheveled clothing after the sex is done.

Whats your favorite article?
I don't have a favorite, really. I like to see my man dressed well in regular clothing. I really hate the current fad in casual wear, which to me looks like grown men dressed up like Charlie Brown, if Charlie Brown was homeless. Give me a proper fitting pair of pants/jeans that let me check out a guy's hips, thighs, ass, and a nice cotton shirt that drapes over his shoulders and chest, maybe with the sleeves rolled up to show his arms, or a proper fitting t-shirt that lets me see the shape of his torso.

And then when you get the present all wrapped up like that, let me unwrap it. :D

(Oh, and also give me a proper pair of shoes or sneakers, not those dumbass "athletic" things that look like your feet are inside balloons, but real shoes that look like they have feet in them that are in proportion to the rest of the body. Please. Seriously. /rant.)


I also think kilts are sexy.

The closest I get to fantasy-wear for guys, for me, is...well...it's kind of hard to explain why, but I think the men's fashions of the 18th century are the some of the sexiest clothes I've ever seen on a man's body. I wish I could somehow get those looks back into modern men's wear.

The closest I get to fantasy-wear for guys, for me, is...well...it's kind of hard to explain why, but I think the men's fashions of the 18th century are the some of the sexiest clothes I've ever seen on a man's body. I wish I could somehow get those looks back into modern men's wear.

I occasionally dress in 'swordsman's' shirts, I like the way they breath. But thats like.. 14th century.

Something I haven't seen yet... clothing. Do you like to wear/see your partner wear sexy clothing?

How about shag while wearing clothes?

Whats your favorite article?



I always did really like intercourse while my partner was wearing a mini skirt, or a pair of panties just pushed off to the side; it excites me for some reason and its actually the only way I found for me to have quick sex. My favorite article of clothing for a woman to wear is a bra though. I like to reach in underneath it and play with her breasts and pinch her nipples when I can't see them; and take if off just before she has an orgasm.

I've done some damage to a few nice skirts that way... totally worth it.

I like messing around with some clothes on, I like mauling him and seeing his shirt are crumpled and stretched, but when it gets down to the main thing, I mostly like skin-to-skin. I love his body, and his skin is beautiful and always warm and always smells sogood.

I would probably fuck in a bra once in awhile if someone reeally wanted it, but bras are one of the things I hate most in the world. Skirts, dresses? Sure. Heels, boots, stockings? Check. Underwire? Go fuck yourself. :p

I've done some damage to a few nice skirts that way... totally worth it.

I like messing around with some clothes on, I like mauling him and seeing his shirt are crumpled and stretched, but when it gets down to the main thing, I mostly like skin-to-skin. I love his body, and his skin is beautiful and always warm and always smells sogood.

I would probably fuck in a bra once in awhile if someone reeally wanted it, but bras are one of the things I hate most in the world. Skirts, dresses? Sure. Heels, boots, stockings? Check. Underwire? Go fuck yourself. :p

What about just plain clothe? I like to fit my hand sin there, not get them pinched off. Bikini tops and sports bras are epic win for that (trust me on this)

What about just plain clothe? I like to fit my hand sin there, not get them pinched off. Bikini tops and sports bras are epic win for that (trust me on this)

I felt the need to point out my Freudian Typo rather than fix it.:rolleyes:

I've done some damage to a few nice skirts that way... totally worth it.

I like messing around with some clothes on, I like mauling him and seeing his shirt are crumpled and stretched, but when it gets down to the main thing, I mostly like skin-to-skin. I love his body, and his skin is beautiful and always warm and always smells sogood.

I would probably fuck in a bra once in awhile if someone reeally wanted it, but bras are one of the things I hate most in the world. Skirts, dresses? Sure. Heels, boots, stockings? Check. Underwire? Go fuck yourself. :pDone it with a girl that was still wearing her shirt while her hands were tied behind her back (although we took the bra off before hand). That was probably the most turned on she'd ever been during our relationship.

Done it with a girl that was still wearing her shirt while her hands were tied behind her back (although we took the bra off before hand). That was probably the most turned on she'd ever been during our relationship.

Actually that sounds very hot, tied up while leaving the clothes on.

Actually that sounds very hot, tied up while leaving the clothes on.
Pants off and thoroughly spanked as foreplay =P