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Ha. That's kind of you, but I tend to trust compliments on my appearance more when they come from people who've actually, y'know, seen me. :p

And, anyway, even if I looked like a supermodel, I have no doubt I'd still look at pretty women and find ways they exceeded me. It's kinda a girl thing - seeing our un-airbrushed, human, flawed selves in the mirror each day and comparing them to a lifetime's worth of perfect photos of other people makes your brain go a bit wonky.

Yeah, epic fail. At least I tried.

Ha. That's kind of you, but I tend to trust compliments on my appearance more when they come from people who've actually, y'know, seen me. :p

And, anyway, even if I looked like a supermodel, I have no doubt I'd still look at pretty women and find ways they exceeded me. It's kinda a girl thing - seeing our un-airbrushed, human, flawed selves in the mirror each day and comparing them to a lifetime's worth of perfect photos of other people makes your brain go a bit wonky.

'Perfect' photos is a matter of opinion. Lots of people prefer un-airbrushed, human, and flawed.

Yeah, epic fail. At least I tried.

Indeed you did, and it was nice. :)

'Perfect' photos is a matter of opinion. Lots of people prefer un-airbrushed, human, and flawed.

Oh, trust me, I know - at least rationally. I very much prefer people who look like people rather than perfect plastic movie stars - but there's always the little broken part of my brain which insists that what men REALLY want is a woman without a single scar, blemish, freckle, or misplaced hair, despite the fact that every guy I've ever met says otherwise. :p

Indeed you did, and it was nice. :)

Lol, nickel for every time I heard that one ;).

Nice should be my middle name. Its a natural reaction to say things like that...

Oh, trust me, I know - at least rationally. I very much prefer people who look like people rather than perfect plastic movie stars - but there's always the little broken part of my brain which insists that what men REALLY want is a woman without a single scar, blemish, freckle, or misplaced hair, despite the fact that every guy I've ever met says otherwise. :p

To be honest, there's a proportion of the population that thinks that's what they want, too. So some guy marries the girl who looks like the girl in the magazine... and then cheats on her with the girl he meets that has a 'realistic' body.

In general (I think), people want people, and our demands for one another aren't that exacting. If you think about how scuffed up and 'real' you like people to be... well, that's because you're like other people in that respect.

To be honest, there's a proportion of the population that thinks that's what they want, too. So some guy marries the girl who looks like the girl in the magazine... and then cheats on her with the girl he meets that has a 'realistic' body.

In general (I think), people want people, and our demands for one another aren't that exacting. If you think about how scuffed up and 'real' you like people to be... well, that's because you're like other people in that respect.

There are some people that really do want nothing but perfection, those poor stupid stupid people.

Who in hell has sex Mn the 1st date any way?

Who in hell has sex Mn the 1st date any way?

Lots of people. I'm not one of them but this thread is hardly about dating....

There are some people that really do want nothing but perfection, those poor stupid stupid people.

I wouldn't say that. I like 'perfection' - but I don't have an alienesque concept of what that means. I've been told that Angelina Jolie is 'perfect', but that kind of painted symmetry and prepubescent androgyny frankly leaves me cold. There's something about keying all the details of a face/body to match certain 'ideal' values that just strikes me as artificial, and I'm not attracted to artifacts.

Who in hell has sex Mn the 1st date any way?

In my experience? Everyone...

Oh, trust me, I know - at least rationally. I very much prefer people who look like people rather than perfect plastic movie stars - but there's always the little broken part of my brain which insists that what men REALLY want is a woman without a single scar, blemish, freckle, or misplaced hair, despite the fact that every guy I've ever met says otherwise. :p

Add me to that list of guys who say otherwise. ;)

Who in hell has sex Mn the 1st date any way?

Those of us who know how to have a good time.

I wouldn't really argue with that, but they do have their own artistic/aesthetic merits, too. I think it would be perfectly reasonable to have artshows of 'vagina art'.

It's anti-human sexuality discrimination, that's what it is! So long as the sex organs belong to a plant, I'm allowed to photograph it, draw it, paint it, stick it up on a wall, eat it in the street, and walk around with my face buried in it... but start talking about tasting the fruit of the human flower, and the masses get uneasy...

bastards.

I find the vagina itself to be aesthetically pleasing.

Girls got all the nice parts when they were being designed. Guys got either a slightly less sleek version of the same parts, some bits that look like they were assembled out of leftovers, or an almost complete absence of equivalent components.

I think that an aesthetically interesting body can be appreciated as 'art' in it's own right. I think a vagina can be appreciated as art in it's own right. Personally, I think a cute ass can qualify, too.

Penis art wouldn't hold a lot of appeal to me - not because of my gender orientation, but because they're kind of crap. They are sexual evolution's afterthought.

Compared to the vulva, the penis is relatively simple. It's basically a rod with a pipe in it.

Hahahahahaa, good point :D
Okay, so, how do you folks feel about 'forward women'? It's one thing to hook up with someone out of a group setting...that's easy enough and no one is asking anyone else out or anything...but I tend not to have patience for circling around so I usually end up being the one to ask a guy out. Frick, otherwise I'd be waiting for ages for them to do it. But I always sort of wonder if the guy is going to get weirded out by it...I do it anyway, but yeah. Thoughts?

Turn-on. I find it quite sexy when women are confident about things regarding their sexuality.

Also, it would be quite flattering to be asked out, even if the result was informing the lady that I am not single. Sort of an "Really? You mean me?" reaction. Obviously if someone was asking me out, there must be something likeable about me.

No no no, I don't need a break, in fact I need more...but it's getting expensive :D

I'd think that you'd be racking up the frequent flyer miles. Or do they not do those anymore?

Hm, good point. I may have misunderstood you.
Knowing the person over the internet for a long time might be a prerequisite for that, right? Unfortunately I didn't have a lot of good experience with such "relationships" (there can't be a more inappropriate word for it actually), and that doesn't help my scepticism.

There are a lot of people on NS that I'd like to meet in person. Not to fuck, but just to hang out and have fun with because I think they're cool people.

There are a lot of people on NS that I'd like to meet in person. Not to fuck, but just to hang out and have fun with because I think they're cool people.

Dude, you were totally checkin' me out, admit it...

;)

Dude, you were totally checkin' me out, admit it...

;)

Caught me red handed....

Caught me red handed....

:D

There are a lot of NSer's I would like to meet also, and not all of them would necessarily HAVE TO entail bumping like bunnies.

:D

There are a lot of NSer's I would like to meet also, and not all of them would necessarily HAVE TO entail bumping like bunnies.

Indeed. And for the time being, I will not be making the beast with two backs with other NSers... you know, exclusive relationship thing.

Indeed. And for the time being, I will not be making the beast with two backs with other NSers... you know, exclusive relationship thing.

:o

Does this mean we're going steady!?

Wow, Sin! 3000+ posts and counting. Well done.

:o

Does this mean we're going steady!?

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

*pouts*

Men!

You say "exclusive relationship", but look at you when I ask for some sign of commitment.

*pouts*

Men!

You say "exclusive relationship", but look at you when I ask for some sign of commitment.

Sorry to disappoint. ;)

Sorry to disappoint. ;)

You, sir, are a bounder and a cad.


:D

I totally don't have a bunch of negatives that I'm keeping to myself either. *whistles innocently*
Only imaginary negatives:)

I don't mix politics and pleasure. It would make for a very polarized life and unenjoyable life. I like to live what I believe, I suppose that's where we diverge. I've broken many laws, I have a Muslim friend (:eek:....:p) and like to do tons of stuff that is not exactly...consevative."I have a black disabled lesbian muslim illegal immigrant friend, I CAN'T be a bigot!"



I hope the result from the courts is in the children's favor...I know someone going through a similar process and so I know how difficult it can be for the children. I don't know you're case so I don't want to say anything exact...just that I hope whatever the result is is what's best for them. :)
"The best interests of the children" is the priority of the courts.

I have no problem with 'Forward Women'. However I am unable to oblige them for fear of an STD or unwanted pregnancy.

Forward women have STIs and aren't on birth control?

I like to live what I believe, I suppose that's where we diverge.
I like to enjoy the company of others, and have them enjoy me when I'm off my guard and they are off theirs. I can be friends with a communist just as I can be friends with a religous christian. When it comes to my social life I'm just more about having fun and having a good time. I'm a relaxed person and don't like stress and drama...so I don't give off any and in return hardly ever recieve any.

"I have a black disabled lesbian muslim illegal immigrant friend, I CAN'T be a bigot!"
Hehe, indeed. Well, you can still call me a bigot if it makes you feel all hot between your legs, I suppose.

"The best interests of the children" is the priority of the courts.
Indeed, though that's not always how it turns out. That's why I was wishing all the best. :) Anyway, why did you pick Montreal?

Forward women, bit of a turn on, but only to a degree. I mean there's a time and place for everything! But generally, it's good. At the same time, nothing wrong with playing a bit of hard to get -- that can be fun for a bit too

Hehe.

Ooh, that brings up a new question for the thread - do people find their preferred variety of genitalia attractive in and of itself? Me, I think penises are fairly funny-looking, but I do enjoy one if it's attached to a cute guy. Vaginae I honestly don't like the look of much at all (there's that whole "straight" thing again...). :tongue:

I am not a big fan of the way non-erect penii look. Erect penii are another matter altogether and 'big fan' doesn't begin to describe it. Circumcised or not. I am also a huge fan of vaginae.

Yeah, I love them together, I love them apart.

I'd think that you'd be racking up the frequent flyer miles. Or do they not do those anymore?

Yeah, I don't collect. Foolish me!

I am not a big fan of the way non-erect penii look. Erect penii are another matter altogether and 'big fan' doesn't begin to describe it. Circumcised or not. I am also a huge fan of vaginae.

Yeah, I love them together, I love them apart.

Uncircumcised penises look weird to me. It's probably just a matter of having never been personally introduced to one, so to speak, but they just sorta look like little alien beings emerging from their alien spacesuits. It's scary. :eek2:

I am not a big fan of the way non-erect penii look. Erect penii are another matter altogether and 'big fan' doesn't begin to describe it. Circumcised or not. I am also a huge fan of vaginae.

Yeah, I love them together, I love them apart.

Not sure if you've discussed this already, but do you have a preference when it comes to circumcision?

Uncircumcised penises look weird to me. It's probably just a matter of having never been personally introduced to one, so to speak, but they just sorta look like little alien beings emerging from their alien spacesuits. It's scary. :eek2:

Whereas circumcised ones resemble small Prussian soldiers? Broken mushrooms?

Wow, Sin! 3000+ posts and counting. Well done. I'd like to thank my mother, for not raising me to be sexually repressed, I'd like to think Alexis, who popped my cherry with her fingers when we were 15, and I'd like to thank everyone who has participated in this thread :D



Hehe, indeed. Well, you can still call me a bigot if it makes you feel all hot between your legs, I suppose. That's not a reaction you have ever, or will ever provoke in me.


Indeed, though that's not always how it turns out. That's why I was wishing all the best. :) Anyway, why did you pick Montreal?
Great city, excellent law school, and GoG.
Forward women, bit of a turn on, but only to a degree. I mean there's a time and place for everything! But generally, it's good. At the same time, nothing wrong with playing a bit of hard to get -- that can be fun for a bit tooAh, so it deprives men of the thrill of the chase? I blame men for being shitty chasers.

Whereas circumcised ones resemble small Prussian soldiers? Broken mushrooms?

....not until this moment, but now I'm going to be imagining a small Prussian soldier next time I encounter one. Thanks SO much. :p

Not sure if you've discussed this already, but do you have a preference when it comes to circumcision?

I've had extensive experience with both and I like them both. I think circumcision is totally unnecessary, but whatever...I'm certainly not going to object.

Well, it's not designed to appeal to you.

Anyway, that's Mur's fantasy-man attire, not mine - I'm just saying, I can see the appeal. :tongue:
Women look good in 18th century men's clothing too. It's the best unisex/androgynous look ever. :D

Guys' legs look great in britches and hose, and there's something about a hard, somewhat hairy man's body wrapped up in soft linen and and just a little lace and those gorgeous brocades and embroideries...and all those buttons and ties and lacings...that sort of come undone... yeah, that's nice.

Ah, so it deprives men of the thrill of the chase? I blame men for being shitty chasers.
To a degree, probably. But chasing is only fun for about 11 seconds, then I tend to get over it, lol.
I've had extensive experience with both and I like them both. I think circumcision is totally unnecessary, but whatever...I'm certainly not going to object.

Hmm, fair enough. It sucks being with a girl, as a non-circumcised guy, who has only had experience with guys who have been circumcised. No respect for the sensitivity we have :(

Women look good in 18th century men's clothing too. It's the best unisex/androgynous look ever. :D

Guys' legs look great in britches and hose, and there's something about a hard, somewhat hairy man's body wrapped up in soft linen and and just a little lace and those gorgeous brocades and embroideries...and all those buttons and ties and lacings...that sort of come undone... yeah, that's nice.

Hee. I actually really like women's attire from the same general era - it may be massively uncomfortable and impractical, but then, I kinda like being uncomfortable, and something about the idea of a guy having to unlace my corset to get at me is just yummy. :)

Hmm, fair enough. It sucks being with a girl, as a non-circumcised guy, who has only had experience with guys who have been circumcised. No respect for the sensitivity we have :(
...ouch.

You should pop over to Europe (though not just for the ba-donk-a-donk). We're the norm here.

...ouch.

You should pop over to Europe (though not just for the ba-donk-a-donk). We're the norm here.


Imagining a Scotsman saying this is one of the funniest things I can possibly imagine.

...ouch.

You should pop over to Europe (though not just for the ba-donk-a-donk). We're the norm here.

Ouch is so correct.

The majority of my mates aren't either.. But there are still quite a lot around who are. But yeah, it hurts.

Imagining a Scotsman saying this is one of the funniest things I can possibly imagine.
That's a traditional Gaelic term, I'll have you know!

:p

....not until this moment, but now I'm going to be imagining a small Prussian soldier next time I encounter one. Thanks SO much. :p

Well, my work here is done...

:D

Ummm, I thought dates were just dinner and a movie. Who has sex on the first date?

Obviously not you.

i still cant believe thats going to be a movie with ice cube and bruce willis next summer....

Fucking bastards.

Imagining a Scotsman saying this is one of the funniest things I can possibly imagine.

A Scotsman could be reading an ingredient list and not only would I not laugh, I'd probably need a towel to clean up the mess.

A Scotsman could be reading an ingredient list and not only would I not laugh, I'd probably need a towel to clean up the mess.

I would laugh in between drooling. Scottish accents are just absurdly cute.

I would laugh in between drooling. Scottish accents are just absurdly cute.

"Cute" doesn't make my thighs slick, but I think you understand :D

"Cute" doesn't make my thighs slick, but I think you understand :D

Hehe, indeed.

On the Lord of the Rings DVDs, I like to watch all the special features involving Billy Boyd talking over and over. ;)

"Cute" doesn't make my thighs slick, but I think you understand :D

I must learn to impersonate a Scottish accent believably...

I must learn to impersonate a Scottish accent believably...Edit: Wait!
Something about a bad general and plans....

Like this (http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Sexy-Alice-In-Wonderland-Costume/C-1459-ALICE.html)?

I like this (http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/Tea-Party-Hostess-Adult-Costume/) one, but I'm cheap and ho-y like that.

Oh lord yes. I'm an ass woman...I freaking LOVE nice asses, on men and woman.

Ex-not-ex has the best ass I've ever seen on a man. He plays a lot of hockey.

I see where you're coming from. I'm inordinately fond of mine, too :)

My boobs are one of the only parts of my body I've always been happy with (since I got them at, you know, like, 17 -_-). They're awesome. And I just got a new bra that makes them even awesomer.

Who has a date on first sex? Seriously now.

...yeah, never done that, actually.

I must learn to impersonate a Scottish accent believably...
And if you can't do that, you can dance like liquid joy.

I like this (http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/Tea-Party-Hostess-Adult-Costume/) one, but I'm cheap and ho-y like that.
I was trying to find that one, thanks!


Ex-not-ex has the best ass I've ever seen on a man. He plays a lot of hockey. GoG's ass is something I could write a book of Odes to. He rides his bicycle even in the winter. :D Deeeeeeeelish.

Forward women have STIs and aren't on birth control?

I'm not saying that! :(


I am saying that it is not in my mind worth the risk. There are a lot of irresponsible people out there. There are also a lot of people that don't care.

I'm not saying that! :(


I am saying that it is not in my mind worth the risk. There are a lot of irresponsible people out there. There are also a lot of people that don't care.What I don't understand is why you've defined 'forward women' as a risk.

Hee. I actually really like women's attire from the same general era - it may be massively uncomfortable and impractical, but then, I kinda like being uncomfortable, and something about the idea of a guy having to unlace my corset to get at me is just yummy. :)

Yes... its not just the idea that's yummy though.

I completely understand. I want a man with a chocolate-covered penis. :D

I was going to make a terrible joke about having a man with a chocolate-colored penis, but then I de---oh, wait. Fuck. ;)

Have we talked about foot fetish folks yet? Do you like your partners feet? Do you like your feet to be worshiped?

I'm not turned on or off by feet. They don't gross me out (if they are clean) like they do so many people I know. If a girl wants her feet worshiped I am glad to do it. It excites me if she is excited by it.

Feet don't do anything to turn me on sexually, but I do love having my feet rubbed, and my boy gives great massages.

He has this weird thing with his feet, though, where he feels like they're disgusting and gross? I don't know, but I didn't actually get to study his feet for, like, YEARS, so I thought maybe there was something I was totally missing from my usual perusal of his body. Finally I sat on him and made him hold still while I examined his feet. To my great surprise, they turned out to be... feet. They didn't smell, they weren't hairy, he doesn't have webbed toes, there's no crazy fungus or growth or rash, they're not big or little, they're totally bland FEET. He's so weird.

May I put Nutella on your boobs? Oh I also make a delicious homemade rasberry whipped cream that would make a great accompaniment.

But you have to heat Nutella up or it's kinda pasty. And I'm afraid of hot things. :( (No, seriously, I am, it's ridiculous).

Home raspberry whipped cream is a thing I never knew existed until now, and yet I must now have in my life.

But now I'm curious, and it's bound to be less gross finding out here than trying to google it. :p

Didn't any of you people watch Harold and Kumar? No culture on this board. :p

What I don't understand is why you've defined 'forward women' as a risk.

Spend 2 days here and you'll realize what kind of trash is prevalent in this area. I have no problem with forwardness, I have a major problem with not being able to wear a damn rubber.

Spend 2 days here and you'll realize what kind of trash is prevalent in this area. I have no problem with forwardness, I have a major problem with not being able to wear a damn rubber.

I'm so confused.

Forward women = not being able to wear a rubber?

Nm, seems like this is a 'you' thing, not a forward women thing.

Didn't any of you people watch Harold and Kumar? No culture on this board. :p

Heh, no, after my ex saw it, I asked how it was and he said, "Great! You'd HATE it." I figured he was probably right. :p

*ahem*

I suggest Vegas when Sin and Gog are visiting, instead. :D

...I'm actually going to be in Vegas this summer, with a huge group of friends. That could be.......interesting.

Okay, so, how do you folks feel about 'forward women'?

I wish women were more forward. I'm always like, "Is she checking me out, or does she just like my outfit?" Grr.

I'm so confused.

Forward women = not being able to wear a rubber?

Nm, seems like this is a 'you' thing, not a forward women thing.

How's this... I can not wear a condom because I break out in a horrible rash that lasts days. I am not allergic to latex, or any of the other common material they are made out of, but I still get a nasty rash that starts at the head of my penis to the base, sometimes spreading down to my balls and inside my thighs. It never fails to happen in any of the times I wore one. I have no clue why this happens... I mentioned earlier I can't wear them and now I have explained in graphic detail why.. stop riding my ass about how I hate forward women because I don't!

Hehe.

Ooh, that brings up a new question for the thread - do people find their preferred variety of genitalia attractive in and of itself? Me, I think penises are fairly funny-looking, but I do enjoy one if it's attached to a cute guy. Vaginae I honestly don't like the look of much at all (there's that whole "straight" thing again...). :tongue:
Aesthetically? Maybe not so much. Personal response, yes, very much a difference.

See, I can judge a woman's genitalia as good looking or not, or a man's genitalia as good looking or not, and that's just an aesthetic judgment of them as objects held up against an ideal or a standard of beauty I might have in my head. But it's totally abstract, not connected to my sexual interest at all. I don't really sexualize nudity in my own head -- maybe it's from all those figure drawing classes in art school -- I don't know. When I start judging aesthetics, the human body just becomes an object with proportions and planes and shadowing, etc.

But in regards to personal response, I find it much more pleasing to look at men's genitals than women's. Vaginas/vulvas and breasts are just equipment to me, and when I look at them, all I'm thinking is stuff like "How long does it take her to get that waxing done?"; "How much did those implants cost?"; "That's a nice bra; I wonder where she got it;" "Pert, little bitch, I wish my boobs were that small so I wouldn't have to either wear this fucking bra or get a sweat rash in August."

On the other hand, when I look at a penis, I just feel personal pleasure because it is something that I really, really like. If I were picking images to have for the pleasure of looking at them, I'd pick pics of guys over pics of women any day.

And I totally DISAGREE with GnI about whether penises are aesthetically pleasing. Abstractly, as objects, cocks and balls can be just as beautiful as vulvas and breasts. An erect penis has a form and shape to it that can be very graceful (and they make great good luck charms!), and even a flaccid penis can look pleasing in its natural condition between a man's thighs. And aside from abstract aesthetics, penises can be the very symbol of things that are beautiful in life to someone who gets great pleasure from them.

I think men look great naked. Whether they are hard or not, I think the whole hip/crotch/thigh area of a man's body is very good to look at.

You know, several of the women here discussed how we'd dress up our men, but I don't think any of the men said how they'd dress up their women. So, spill, boys! :tongue:

You, sir, are a bounder and a cad.


:D

Hmmm. Not sure what either of those mean, but it seems doubtful that either are positive...

I'm not saying that! :(


I am saying that it is not in my mind worth the risk. There are a lot of irresponsible people out there. There are also a lot of people that don't care.
So...you only fuck virgins, then...?

Yeah, I don't collect. Foolish me!

Maybe you should. You could mount more sexpeditions that way.

So...you only fuck virgins, then...?

I think he's saying he'll only fuck people who he knows enough to feel safe.

So...you only fuck virgins, then...?

No, I don't fuck random strangers.

You know, several of the women here discussed how we'd dress up our men, but I don't think any of the men said how they'd dress up their women. So, spill, boys! :tongue:

I don't see why this "dressing" thing is necessary at all, actually.

You know, several of the women here discussed how we'd dress up our men, but I don't think any of the men said how they'd dress up their women. So, spill, boys! :tongue:

Well I would dress up as a tom boy, you know, wearing shorts and t-shirts and the like :p

Though the question is does NSG really want to know when I was wearing women's clothing? And the circumstances pertaining to it?

A Scotsman could be reading an ingredient list and not only would I not laugh, I'd probably need a towel to clean up the mess.
I would laugh in between drooling. Scottish accents are just absurdly cute.
"Cute" doesn't make my thighs slick, but I think you understand :D
Me and my accent apparently need to go travelling.

(And folks, I just said that out loud.)

I think he's saying he'll only fuck people who he knows enough to feel safe.
But that's not the same as a woman not being forward. He could get to know a forward woman. And just because a woman isn't forward, if she's not a virgin, then her decorum is no guarantee of who she's been with before. In fact, I'd say he'd have better luck with a forward woman, as there's a chance a forward woman would be more forthcoming about her sexual history.

I don't see why this "dressing" thing is necessary at all, actually.

Because presents are more fun when they start out wrapped. ;)

You know, several of the women here discussed how we'd dress up our men, but I don't think any of the men said how they'd dress up their women. So, spill, boys! :tongue:

I've always been a fan of corsets, preferably the horribly uncomfortable ones.

No, I don't fuck random strangers.
Neither do all forward women. And like I said in another post, just because a woman isn't forward, that doesn't mean you can be certain of who got to her before you did, if she's not a virgin.

I mean, if your goal is to avoid STI's.

Hmmm. Not sure what either of those mean, but it seems doubtful that either are positive...

A bounder: "An ill-bred, unscrupulous man"

A cad: "A man whose behavior is unprincipled or dishonorable"

Both, usually used to describe a man that will toy with your feelings, try to get you into some sort of compromising position, and then cast you aside like yesterday's garbage.

:)

I've always been a fan of corsets, preferably the horribly uncomfortable ones.

Me too! I'm so pleased I finally own one (although it's actually not as horribly uncomfortable as I would have expected, but then, I kinda like being squished and held in specific positions). :D

Because presents are more fun when they start out wrapped. ;)
This^^ :D Heh, you folks should see what the space under the Christmas tree looks like at about noon at my house. And oh, if only there could be a new man among all that messed up wrapping and bows. ;)

I've always been a fan of corsets, preferably the horribly uncomfortable ones.
*imagines you in one of those* Well, whatever turns you on. :p

Callisdrun, that was SO not overshare compared to a lot of things in this thread. :tongue:

I've always been a fan of corsets, preferably the horribly uncomfortable ones.
Only accept the gals who wear whalebone, eh?

Callisdrun, that was SO not overshare compared to a lot of things in this thread. :tongue:
Seriously. What's the big deal? As far as I'm concerned, it's like saying "I have a moustache."

Only accept the gals who wear whalebone, eh?

Nowadays they mostly use steel (in the expensive ones) or PVC (in the not-so-expensive ones).

*wants a fancy steel-boned corset*

You know, several of the women here discussed how we'd dress up our men, but I don't think any of the men said how they'd dress up their women. So, spill, boys! :tongue:I like modern, relaxed clothing, believe it or not.

My love of simple things is very obvious, yeah?

Because presents are more fun when they start out wrapped. ;)

Good point. In that case, I like my lady dressed in the red dress I mentioned earlier. Or the black one.

On women in general I like sort of gothic (but not over the top) clothes a lot, but I'm not picky. Jeans and T-shirt can be hot, too. Those thin skirts that are sort of long are sexy too. Not sure if there's a specific name for them.

Oh, and boots. Because that's badass, and women are more attractive if there's some badassness about them.

Neither do all forward women. And like I said in another post, just because a woman isn't forward, that doesn't mean you can be certain of who got to her before you did, if she's not a virgin.

I mean, if your goal is to avoid STI's.

I have to trust someone, that takes more than one night. If someone comes to me looking for sex the very same night, I as a policy refuse. If they want to get to know me its totally different, but that in my experience has never happened to me here where I live. I have to trust that they are clean and on some kind of control; my life already sucks and I don't need something like a bouncing baby boy/girl at this point in my life when I couldn't possibly take care of it; or a deadly virus.

I have no problem with forward women, it flatters me when they approach me; but I don't trust anyone I haven't spent a little time with. If they are looking for a quick fuck, I send them away, if there not I don't. When I answered the question originally I was only referring to one night things because I didn't think through a giant paragraph long answer, I just answered.

Callisdrun, that was SO not overshare compared to a lot of things in this thread. :tongue:

Well it was kind of random and out of nowhere, so it was awkward. Plus friends have gotten really grossed out when I've mentioned details about my penis before.

Nowadays they mostly use steel
No shit?

Fucking bastards.

i dont know whats going to be worse that moiv e or the land of the lost remake starring will ferrell

Nowadays they mostly use steel (in the expensive ones) or PVC (in the not-so-expensive ones).

*wants a fancy steel-boned corset*
Check out this maker: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6380729

I'm not into wearing this sort of stuff much, but these things are just gorgeous:

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.9233326.jpg
http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.9233327.jpg
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725286.jpg
http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725287.jpg
http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725288.jpg

How I like My Presents Wrapped: Gothy fashion. Fetishy fashion. Gothy Fetishy fashion.

But, I'll take a girl who is comfortable in expression of her own fashion sense, even over those delicacies.

I appologize for my violent overreactions, I am not completly stable right now.

Check out this maker: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6380729

I'm not into wearing this sort of stuff much, but these things are just gorgeous:

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.9233326.jpg
http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.9233327.jpg
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725286.jpg
http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725287.jpg
http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725288.jpg

Those are neat! I would totally wear that as part of a crazy costume of some sort and love it. :)

How's this... I can not wear a condom because I break out in a horrible rash that lasts days. I am not allergic to latex, or any of the other common material they are made out of, but I still get a nasty rash that starts at the head of my penis to the base, sometimes spreading down to my balls and inside my thighs. It never fails to happen in any of the times I wore one. I have no clue why this happens... I mentioned earlier I can't wear them and now I have explained in graphic detail why.. stop riding my ass about how I hate forward women because I don't!

Calm down, this is the first time you've explained yourself in an understandable way. Have you seen a doctor about that? That would be absolutely horrible!

Me and my accent apparently need to go travelling.

(And folks, I just said that out loud.)

And I heard it just right.

Hawt.

Calm down, this is the first time you've explained yourself in an understandable way. Have you seen a doctor about that? That would be absolutely horrible!

Several different ones. I have no allergy to any of the common chemicals found in condoms, I have no allergy to anything in my semen... they all just kind of shrug and say "Well, maybe its sweat?"

One of those things nobody seems to diagnose properly.

EDIT: And it is absolutely horrible.. the big reason why I have no sex life.

Those are neat! I would totally wear that as part of a crazy costume of some sort and love it. :)
I found them while researching character costumes for a story. I think corsets are not that hard to come by. Affordable corsets, on the other hand... There's a lot of workmanship into the good ones that don't look like junk and feel like barbed wire. Check out the better lingerie labels (NOT Victoria's Secret) for classy modern ones, or google "steampunk fashion" for more hand-made period-style ones. Googling "goth fashion" will get you a lot of corsets, too, but they are often more expensive because there's a bigger consumer base for them than the steampunk style ones, and because they often include more exotic or hard to work with materials, like pvc.

I buy my corsets at La Vie En Rose, and they're gorgeous. Cost me between $50 - $80 each, which is certainly not bad.

Check out this maker: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6380729

I'm not into wearing this sort of stuff much, but these things are just gorgeous:

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.9233326.jpg
http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.9233327.jpg
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725286.jpg
http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725287.jpg
http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.47725288.jpg...I don't think I would like any of those on a woman. o_0;

Am I the odd man out?
First post on the page, again.

I found them while researching character costumes for a story. I think corsets are not that hard to come by. Affordable corsets, on the other hand... There's a lot of workmanship into the good ones that don't look like junk and feel like barbed wire. Check out the better lingerie labels (NOT Victoria's Secret) for classy modern ones, or google "steampunk fashion" for more hand-made period-style ones.

I acquired a not-too-bad (and excellent for the price) one on eBay a couple of weeks back, but someday I really want one (or several) from this store (http://www.absolutecorsets.com/). Soooo pretty.

I acquired a not-too-bad (and excellent for the price) one on eBay a couple of weeks back, but someday I really want one (or several) from this store (http://www.absolutecorsets.com/). Soooo pretty.
Those are nice.

And expensive.

Naked comes free. :D

I buy my corsets at La Vie En Rose, and they're gorgeous. Cost me between $50 - $80 each, which is certainly not bad.

That's really cheap. Are they proffessionally fitted? Although, for that price, if they become uncomfortable, what does it matter?

I don't have a corset, but I have a beautiful bustier, but it was $300 and plus the cost of having it taken in.

...I don't think I would like any of those on a woman. o_0;

Am I the odd man out?
First post on the page, again.
What would you like them on?

Those are nice.

And expensive.

Naked comes free. :D

I like your thinking.

Those are nice.

And expensive.

Naked comes free. :D

Hehe, indeed! Those corsets are quite high on the "stuff I am totally going to buy if I win the lottery someday" list, though.

What would you like them on?No one. I don't think it's appealing.

No one. I don't think it's appealing.

Its bout how fun they are to take off... not how appealing it is. They leave much to imagine!

Those are nice.

And expensive.

Naked comes free. :D

Ah, but the reaction to a corset it priceless. ;)

That's really cheap. Are they proffessionally fitted? Although, for that price, if they become uncomfortable, what does it matter? I once spent $400 on a 'proper' corset, and frankly, these are just as good. I have one that laces up in four places to ensure it fits you perfectly...I have another with clips that adjust in the back and fits very well also. I did get the lady to 'fit' me, but no, these are off the rack, and I'll never spend big bucks on corsets again.

Hehe, indeed! Those corsets are quite high on the "stuff I am totally going to buy if I win the lottery someday" list, though.

I incorporate them into my regular outfits. Jeans, a corset and a suit jacket. *nods* They look great with simple black skirts too.

Did I apologize for my earlier outbursts?

I incorporate them into my regular outfits. Jeans, a corset and a suit jacket. *nods* They look great with simple black skirts too.

Indeed! At some point when I am feeling daring, I shall have to wear my new corset with one of my black skirts and go out that way. I tend not to wear revealing clothing, but that outfit's just too pretty never to wear. :)

Fucking bastards.

Hey,if you don't like it there's always DisContinuity.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisContinuity

Okay, so, how do you folks feel about 'forward women'? It's one thing to hook up with someone out of a group setting...that's easy enough and no one is asking anyone else out or anything...but I tend not to have patience for circling around so I usually end up being the one to ask a guy out. Frick, otherwise I'd be waiting for ages for them to do it. But I always sort of wonder if the guy is going to get weirded out by it...I do it anyway, but yeah. Thoughts?Doesn't happen... at all really. Being invited to a drink by a girl doesn't mean she's interested in you, for one, so I don't assume that's what she's intending. I don't know how I'd react if a girl came up to me and asked me if I wanted to sleep with her. Would depend on the girl, I suppose. Random strangers would be more likely to receive a blank stare.
Sometimes I think that the old April Fools "NationDates" joke wasn't such a bad idea.It was. It paired me up with an ex.
Hehe.

Ooh, that brings up a new question for the thread - do people find their preferred variety of genitalia attractive in and of itself? Me, I think penises are fairly funny-looking, but I do enjoy one if it's attached to a cute guy. Vaginae I honestly don't like the look of much at all (there's that whole "straight" thing again...). :tongue:Not all that into genitalia. I find vagina's more interesting at a distance, with aesthetically cut pubic hair and the rest of the package to compare, than close up.
I would laugh in between drooling. Scottish accents are just absurdly cute.The ex I was with that broke up her engagement liked them too. Back when we still kept the relationship secret, she'd punch me whenever I put on a pseudo-Irish or Scottish accent. When I finally asked her why, she told me punching me was the only way she could keep from kissing me. From then on, I only used them when we were alone.
...yeah, never done that, actually.I haven't slept with a single girl I've dated, and I've never dated a single girl I've slept with... =/
You know, several of the women here discussed how we'd dress up our men, but I don't think any of the men said how they'd dress up their women. So, spill, boys! :tongue:Generally in birthday suits =P
But apart from that, depends on physique. One girl I had was slightly chubby, and seeing her in jogging gear that wasn't tight enough to be revealing, but managed to hint at her curves was pretty hot.
Hey,if you don't like it there's always DisContinuity.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisContinuityDrop the discussion of the A-Team movie now.

Because my people have lived here for tens of thousands of years? :D
Best reason to finally get out, eh?

:
Yah, I speel reel gewd! I totally don't have a bunch of negatives that I'm keeping to myself either. *whistles innocently*
I absolutely refuse to believe you've got any negatives that matter.


Ooh, that brings up a new question for the thread - do people find their preferred variety of genitalia attractive in and of itself?
I think vaginas, up close, are terribly unattractive. For me, this goes even so far that I have immense trouble enjoying a partner going down on me because it is all I can do to keep myself from yanking them up again by their hair, yelling "But don't you SEE what you're doing there? It's like, all ugly there, and you can't possibly enjoy it!". So any such endeavors usually entail me lying still and occasionally trying to shift into positions/places that make it hard for the partner to really see or do anything, and holding my breath waiting for the moment where they shudder or gag or throw up or something. Unsurprisingly, I usually protest such things to take place, and/or end it all rather quickly if someone did manage to sneak down there when I wasn't paying enough attention.

My love and adoration for penises I think I've already adequately expressed in this thread. However, I think this only goes for actual penises on men I can see and feel at the moment. When I look at "foreign" penises on pictures etc., I have no special relationship to them.

I think it's safe to link here (http://www.bravo.de/online/render.php?render=62264); it's the website of our most widespread "teen magazine", and behind the different links on the bottom you find galleries of penises, breasts, vulvas etc. that are supposed to demonstrate the human variance of them, and how it's okay to have this or that shape. I browsed through the entire penis gallery once (like, 40 wangs or so), but it didn't do much for me (except the occasional "Whew, what? I'm glad my man's looks so much better").

Who in hell has sex on the 1st date any way?
Quite right. Waiting for a date before jumping someone's bone is clearly insane, and outdated protocol. I'm with those in the thread who hold that they've never dated those they fucked, and never fucked those they dated.

Forward women have STIs and aren't on birth control?
Absolutely. And generally wear leopard-patterned strings. *nod*

Not sure if you've discussed this already, but do you have a preference when it comes to circumcision?
I live in Germany; I've yet to come across a circumcised man. All I can say is that so far, I've enjoyed the non-circumcised one I play with.

My boobs are one of the only parts of my body I've always been happy with (since I got them at, you know, like, 17 -_-). They're awesome. And I just got a new bra that makes them even awesomer.

Yeah, I've now washed and let dry my corsage, and can't wait to wear it. Also got a bunch of new panties that look and feel absolutely amazing. Great ass in those, and very nice-looking front, too.

He has this weird thing with his feet, though, where he feels like they're disgusting and gross?
Yeah, my man has this hang-up too. God knows why.

I have a major problem with not being able to wear a damn rubber.I can not wear a condom because I break out in a horrible rash that lasts days.
I know you've already said that you aren't allergic to the components of the condoms, so this may be a silly question, but: Have you already tried using all kinds of different brands or exotic renderings? Like, even if you don't respond allergically to, say, latex or whatever, maybe your penis is special in that regard? Have you tried the non-latex ones, and other special products? Tried non-lubricated ones?

I think vaginas, up close, are terribly unattractive. For me, this goes even so far that I have immense trouble enjoying a partner going down on me because it is all I can do to keep myself from yanking them up again by their hair, yelling "But don't you SEE what you're doing there? It's like, all ugly there, and you can't possibly enjoy it!". So any such endeavors usually entail me lying still and occasionally trying to shift into positions/places that make it hard for the partner to really see or do anything, and holding my breath waiting for the moment where they shudder or gag or throw up or something. Unsurprisingly, I usually protest such things to take place, and/or end it all rather quickly if someone did manage to sneak down there when I wasn't paying enough attention.

My love and adoration for penises I think I've already adequately expressed in this thread. However, I think this only goes for actual penises on men I can see and feel at the moment. When I look at "foreign" penises on pictures etc., I have no special relationship to them.

I think it's safe to link here (http://www.bravo.de/online/render.php?render=62264); it's the website of our most widespread "teen magazine", and behind the different links on the bottom you find galleries of penises, breasts, vulvas etc. that are supposed to demonstrate the human variance of them, and how it's okay to have this or that shape. I browsed through the entire penis gallery once (like, 40 wangs or so), but it didn't do much for me (except the occasional "Whew, what? I'm glad my man's looks so much better").



See, I can't fathom what's so great about a penis really. It's useful, makes me feel nice. But aesthetically, it's utilitarian at best and ridiculous looking at worst. A stick with a pipe in it.

The vulva, however... If I were less tired and less concerned about boring the other forumites, I could wax poetic about the vulva. I really enjoy eating out because doing so allows me to get so close, and hence I prefer to do so in positions where I get to see somewhat what I'm doing. The vulva the temple I worship at.

i dont know whats going to be worse that moiv e or the land of the lost remake starring will ferrell

If it has Will Ferrell starring than it must be worse. But both will be bad.

Hey,if you don't like it there's always DisContinuity.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisContinuity

Yeah I think I have done that before, what is worse is when the TV producers/writers/makers decide to change around the story line and ignore their own events that they reckon never happened.

But this isn't about that it is about people making making shitty movies from decent TV shows and wrecking the entire franchise.

Drop the discussion of the A-Team movie now.

But what if we watch the A-team while having sex?

How did this thread get to be so huge so fast? without any of you coming to UMP?

How did this thread get to be so huge so fast? without any of you coming to UMP?

Sex sells.

I came back after a 10 hour hiatus and had 20 pages to catch up on. I sometimes can't believe the amount of posts on here over a short time period.

Sex sells.

Exactly what I was thinking. It's true though -- people are naturally interested in sex. And apparently lots of people don't mind providing the material.

See, I can't fathom what's so great about a penis really. It's useful, makes me feel nice. But aesthetically, it's utilitarian at best and ridiculous looking at worst. A stick with a pipe in it.
I think that what fascinates me most about it is this overt sign of my lover's arousal. Sure, sure, women get wet and nipples get hard and whatnot, and yes I also enjoy reaching between a woman lover's legs and find my hand drenched in her willingness, but it's still not the same. I'm addicted to my lover's lust; there's absolutely nothing that gets me off quicker than knowing my lover is all hot and bothered, and thus there are few things that arouse me more than feeling a hard penis in my hand, feeling it stiffen in my mouth, feeling it throbbing against my neck when I kiss his balls, watching it twitch in anticipation when I take my hands off it for a while to caress his nipples.. it's a huge show parading his desire to me all the time, literally tangibly, and I enjoy it ever so much.

And it's not just "a stick with a pipe in it". It's the softest thing ever, and especially when it's hard the contrast between the rock-hard inside and the ultra-soft outside just makes me swoon. I run my fingers along it and savor the softness, the relief of the occasional vein, I grab it and delight in its reassuring firmness, I get to play with the moveable foreskin and the glistening head with the urethreal opening I love to stick the tip of my tongue in..

And I think the fact that it changes so much is also a huge part of the appeal. I've been one of those kids you could amuse endlessly with those bath toys that changed color in colder/water warmer; I could watch people blowing up balloons for ever, and all those things you can put into water to watch them unfold and grow..

My favorite toy.

The vulva, however... If I were less tired and less concerned about boring the other forumites, I could wax poetic about the vulva. I really enjoy eating out because doing so allows me to get so close, and hence I prefer to do so in positions where I get to see somewhat what I'm doing. The vulva is the temple I worship at.

Huh? Using your vocab, I'd say "but it's just an inward pipe with a funnel sort of thing on the outside". Seriously, strange flabs and folds of often weirdly-colored flesh everywhere, all smeared with some sort of slimy something (or so one hopes by the time you get close to it). Not cool. And all it does is swell a bit and expel even moe of the slimy stuff.

Sex sells.

And if you do it good, it pays too.:D

And if you do it good, it pays too.:D

Of course, that might help with my newly found state of unemployment that I want to get out of.

Exactly what I was thinking. It's true though -- people are naturally interested in sex. And apparently lots of people don't mind providing the material.

Well if people demand material there will always be people willing to supply it.

Of course, that might help with my newly found state of unemployment that I want to get out of.

Expensive Aussie gigolo?
How much to you charge, pretty?:D

Expensive Aussie gigolo?
How much to you charge, pretty?:D

Well that all depends on what you want to do

Of course for you Nanatsu, you would receive a special discount :wink:

Well that all depends on what you want to do

Food sexual experimentation and assorted things.

Of course for you Nanatsu, you would receive a special discount :wink:

Nice!:D

Food sexual experimentation and assorted things.

Now your just turning me on.

Why do you tease me so?

Nice!:D

:D

Now your just turning me on.

Why do you tease me so?

I don't know, you sound hot and kinky.:D

I don't know, you sound hot and kinky.:D

lol, well you know I am Nanatsu, why don't you come on down to Australia there you can find out how hot and kinky I really am :wink: :p

Of course I think you are projecting a bit :wink:

lol, well you know I am Nanatsu, why don't you come on down to Australia there you can find out how hot and kinky I really am :wink: :p

Is that an invitation for me to try Aussie meat?:p

Is that an invitation for me to try Aussie meat?:p

Of course, anytime you want :)

Of course, anytime you want :)

I'm from a land Down under!:D

I'm from a land Down under!:D

Is that an invitation for me to go down under? :D

Speaking of which you ever tried an Aussie kiss?

Is that an invitation for me to go down under? :D

On a thread like this? Of course, mate!:D

Speaking of which you ever tried an Aussie kiss?

Never. Care to elaborate? My interest has been picked, among other things.

On a thread like this? Of course, mate!:D

So babe, your place or mine? :wink:

Never. Care to elaborate? My interest has been picked, among other things.

lol,Well it's the same as a French kiss only down under.

Lame joke is lame, I know but yeah.

So babe, your place or mine? :wink:[QUOTE]

Either suits fine. Wanna do it on a hill?:wink:

[QUOTE]lol,Well it's the same as a French kiss only down under.

Lame joke is lame, I know but yeah.

Interesting. I guess I will have to reciprocate and give you a Spanish "chupete", then.

Either suits fine. Wanna do it on a hill?:wink:

Anywhere, anytime, anyplace is my motto :D

Interesting. I guess I will have to reciprocate and give you a Spanish "chupete", then.

Umm, you might have to translate that for me. Is it joke or something?

Spanish is poor :(

Anywhere, anytime, anyplace is my motto :D

I like that motto.

Umm, you might have to translate that for me. Is it joke or something?

Spanish is poor :(

Euphemism for "giving head".:D

I like that motto.

Euphemism for "giving head".:D

*Recovers from fainting spell* :p

Well in that case then, yes, yes you do :p

*Recovers from fainting spell* :p

Well in that case then, yes, yes you do :p

Agreed, but you need to find me a way so that I can travel through the outback inside a kangooroo pouch.:p

I absolutely refuse to believe you've got any negatives that matter.


I think willful ignorance is how my wife puts up with me too.
;)

Morning for me and I just got to work. Looks like today will be a busy one so I don't think I'll be able to add much to the discussion for the moment. So good morning world, now leave me alone. :tongue:

Agreed, but you need to find me a way so that I can travel through the outback inside a kangooroo pouch.:p

My homework has been set. *Goes off to experiment*

Just as a side Nanatsu, it is spelt kangaroo

Just as a side Nanatsu, it is spelt kangaroo

I knew it! :(

I knew it! :(

Aww, don't be sad Nanatsu we will sooon having you speaking Australian like your a native :p

Aww, don't be sad Nanatsu we will sooon having you speaking Australian like your a native :p

Crickey! Really?:D

Say Blouman, what do you think about wanting to be ravished over and over again throughout an entire night?

Crickey! Really?:D

Say Blouman, what do you think about wanting to be ravished over and over again throughout an entire night?

Only if I'm being ravished by you.:wink:

Only if I'm being ravished by you.:wink:

Oooh, fesity. Of course I would like nothing more than to ravish you, Aussie lad.:wink:

Oooh, fesity. Of course I would like nothing more than to ravish you, Aussie lad.:wink:

Oh Nanatsu, you know just what to say to make a man feel special.

Oh Nanatsu, you know just what to say to make a man feel special.

I aim to please.:D

I aim to please.:D

Well I'm sure that you can think of a few other things that would please me to no end :p

Well I'm sure that you can think of a few other things that would please me to no end :p

I hope so. Pleasing, all night looooong. :p

I hope so. Pleasing, all night looooong. :p

That's the way I like.:wink:

So a case of you shook me all night long: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM

That's the way I like.:wink:

So a case of you shook me all night long: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM

Woohoo!:D

<.<

I haz entered a darkened realm.

Woohoo!:D

I hope we don't stop at only one night Nanatsu? We go into the morning the da and then into the next night too :p

I hope we don't stop at only one night Nanatsu? We go into the morning the da and then into the next night too :p

Ah, you got the stamina, I got the drive. Right on!:p

I hope we don't stop at only one night Nanatsu? We go into the morning the da and then into the next night too :p

You might be a bit sore after all that... :D

You might be a bit sore after all that... :D

Oh I know but it would be oh so worth it. :)

Ah, you got the stamina, I got the drive. Right on!:p

Let's do it :)

Oh I know but it would be oh so worth it. :)

*sings to the tune of "Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones*

Blou can give me... satisfaction!:fluffle:

*sings to the tune of "Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones*

lol, not during the acts I hope.

Blou can give me... satisfaction!:fluffle:

I can satisfy all your desires :wink: Or at the very least make you forget about the ones I can't :wink:

O.o Flirtation on a whole new level.

lol, not during the acts I hope.

I like my music, but the only music you will get from me is that of my moans.

I can satisfy all your desires :wink: Or at the very least make you forget about the ones I can't :wink:

Ah, the paragon of male sexual teasing. I like you, Blou-Man.:fluffle:

I like my music, but the only music you will get from me is that of my moans.

Babe, I know we would make beautiful music together.

Ah, the paragon of male sexual teasing. I like you, Blou-Man.:fluffle:

No matter how many times you say that I will always love it. And I like you very much Nanatsu.

Babe, I know we would make beautiful music together.

Celestial.

No matter how many times you say that I will always love it. And I like you very much Nanatsu.

I know that very well, darling.:wink:

I repeat. O.o

Celestial.

Indeed.

I know that very well, darling.:wink:

I'm glad I stayed up but now it is time that I go to bed. Care to join me? :wink:

I'm glad I stayed up but now it is time that I go to bed. Care to join me? :wink:

Sure, as long as you promise me that you will sexually exhaust me before falling asleep.:wink:

I repeat. O.o

:fluffle:

Morning for me and I just got to work. Looks like today will be a busy one so I don't think I'll be able to add much to the discussion for the moment. So good morning world, now leave me alone. :tongue:

You got it all wrong. It's evening for me, and as the world revolves around me and me alone, I demand it be evening for you all too, and that you have time to spend it on NSG. Tss. (Not that *I* will; just came home from a Weihnachtsmarktbummel and shall have to entertain guests in an hour or so, but oh well. One can never make too many demands)

:fluffle:

Hehe, I guess i'm a little jelous of Blou. :D

Hehe, I guess i'm a little jelous of Blou. :D

After this statement I may very well have to clone myself. O.o

You got it all wrong. It's evening for me, and as the world revolves around me and me alone, I demand it be evening for you all too, and that you have time to spend it on NSG. Tss. (Not that *I* will; just came home from a Weihnachtsmarktbummel and shall have to entertain guests in an hour or so, but oh well. One can never make too many demands)

It's almost 20:00 here. In an hour House will be on. And, what's Weihnachtsmarktbummel?

(Not that *I* will; just came home from a Weihnachtsmarktbummel and shall have to entertain guests in an hour or so, but oh well. One can never make too many demands)I just got done downloading about 20 papers on Construction History on an aaaaaaaaaaancient computer and printing out a page each on a piece of shit printer. I hate you.

After this statement I may very well have to clone myself. O.o

No no no! There can only be one Neko-Chan. :D

No no no! There can only be one Neko-Chan. :D

It would be something like this:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/olgavelez/Recientes%20Rostros/y1p8_QjbCEQEVayZqnmbBVqwuR_ElT_a636.jpg
EVIL NANATSU

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/olgavelez/Recientes%20Rostros/Foto7-1.jpg
GOOD NANATSU

Don't make me post evil Zero again... :D

It's almost 20:00 here. In an hour House will be on. And, what's Weihnachtsmarktbummel?

You too are wrong, though very much less so than Sumamba. It's 19:00, basta. ;P

And a Weihnachtsmarktbummel is a Bummel across the Weihnachtsmarkt, of course. With "Bummel" meaning a ramble, and "Weihnachtsmarkt" meaning, well, Weihnachtsmarkt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weihnachtsmarkt).

I just got done downloading about 20 papers on Construction History on an aaaaaaaaaaancient computer and printing out a page each on a piece of shit printer. I hate you.

Lemme guess: Library? *smugly points at office at university where she has now access to the Dekan's network and printer and is thus relieved of all and any such worries*

Almost all guys I know would be down for it, though.

I wouldn't. I don't much like the prospect of getting fudge on my slapper.

Lemme guess: Library? *smugly points at office at university where she has now access to the Dekan's network and printer and is thus relieved of all and any such worries*No, my office at the university. The library computers are nice and fast and printing goes in a jiffy. It just costs money, and I don't have enough small change.

Hehe, I guess i'm a little jelous of Blou. :D

lol, we are all jealous of whoever Nanatsu is paying attention to at the time.

And Nanatsu you never answered my salutation question.

No, my office at the university. The library computers are nice and fast and printing goes in a jiffy. It just costs money, and I don't have enough small change.

Here they are free.

I wouldn't. I don't much like the prospect of getting fudge on my slapper.

Oh oh, wait! You stay right here in this thread! Maybe, please, you can answer this mystery for all of us - WHY? Or why not, rather?

No, my office at the university. The library computers are nice and fast and printing goes in a jiffy. It just costs money, and I don't have enough small change.

*points all smug some more*

lol, we are all jealous of whoever Nanatsu is paying attention to at the time.

You're all jealous of me?!:eek:

And Nanatsu you never answered my salutation question.

But I did. I said I would like joining you.

*points all smug some more*
I'm in the library now. And it's better than yours =D

You're all jealous of me?!:eek:No. =D

Political upheaval gets me hot :D

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?

Personally I have a thing for men AND women with arm tattoos...I really like it. And maybe weirdly, I like chicks with neck tats too. Butch bitches, mmmmm. Rockabilly girls. I don't like a ridiculous amount of piercings, but some piercings look really hawt.

Political upheaval gets me hot :D

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?

Personally I have a thing for men AND women with arm tattoos...I really like it. And maybe weirdly, I like chicks with neck tats too. Butch bitches, mmmmm. Rockabilly girls. I don't like a ridiculous amount of piercings, but some piercings look really hawt.

I like men with tattoos and piercings.

I know you've already said that you aren't allergic to the components of the condoms, so this may be a silly question, but: Have you already tried using all kinds of different brands or exotic renderings? Like, even if you don't respond allergically to, say, latex or whatever, maybe your penis is special in that regard? Have you tried the non-latex ones, and other special products? Tried non-lubricated ones?

I have tried about 22 different types of condoms through 4 different sexual relationships. The same things happens if I sweat a lot, or miss one too many showers (sometimes that just happens). So it could be from trapped moisture?

Oh oh, wait! You stay right here in this thread! Maybe, please, you can answer this mystery for all of us - WHY? Or why not, rather?

I'm the same way. I have a very low threshold for nausea, coupled with a cleanliness kick (seriously, 2 showers a day is a busy day for me) and some things just make me really, really queasy, that being one of them.

Political upheaval gets me hot :D

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?

Personally I have a thing for men AND women with arm tattoos...I really like it. And maybe weirdly, I like chicks with neck tats too. Butch bitches, mmmmm. Rockabilly girls. I don't like a ridiculous amount of piercings, but some piercings look really hawt.

all for it, except for weird body dismorphic things (no inserted horns or split tongues, please

all for it, except for weird body dismorphic things (no inserted horns or split tongues, please

Yeah, agreed. Too extreme and it's not something that is very pleasing to my eye.

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?Don't care much either way. Tribals do give you a predetermined line to run your fingers or tongue along, though.

Yeah, agreed. Too extreme and it's not something that is very pleasing to my eye.

well, there are other reasons I like piercings, which should be obvious to anyone who has read what I've had to say in this thread

Don't care much either way. Tribals do give you a predetermined line to run your fingers or tongue along, though.

Ooooh, sexy!

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?
Don't much care. Some piercings and tattoos can be hot - in moderation! - and some are just way uncool (facial piercings on ugly people, tramp stamps / arse antlers, just to name two).
I have tried about 22 different types of condoms through 4 different sexual relationships. The same things happens if I sweat a lot, or miss one too many showers (sometimes that just happens). So it could be from trapped moisture?

Sounds like it. Have you tried putting on copious amounts of lube before putting on the condom?

You're all jealous of me?!:eek:


I'm not the jealous type. Wub ya and all but I'm not jealous.

Yeah, agreed. Too extreme and it's not something that is very pleasing to my eye.
Agreed. It appears that those earring things where you "fit" a loop/ring into your earlobe and gradually expand it till you end up with a fucking huge round hole in your earlobe are spreading massively around here, and I think they're particularly unsexy.

I like men with tattoos and piercings.

Damn. I have neither. :(

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?


I like tattoos and piercings on people but I don't really want any myself. I have considered getting a pentagram tattooed on my upper arm before; I wear one from time to time, actually comforts me.

And I have to go to work now *le sigh*

I'm not the jealous type. Wub ya and all but I'm not jealous.

I knows, babe. ;)

And I think the fact that it changes so much is also a huge part of the appeal.

I completely hear you on this one. My ex used to laugh at how fascinated I was by playing with his boy-parts - I could do things like the "warm up the balls! cool down the balls! whee!" game for HOURS without getting bored. :p

I completely hear you on this one. My ex used to laugh at how fascinated I was by playing with his boy-parts - I could do things like the "warm up the balls! cool down the balls! whee!" game for HOURS without getting bored. :p

Pffft...if it couldn't do anything for me, I'd be completely uninterested in the penis.

Political upheaval gets me hot :D

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?

Personally I have a thing for men AND women with arm tattoos...I really like it. And maybe weirdly, I like chicks with neck tats too. Butch bitches, mmmmm. Rockabilly girls. I don't like a ridiculous amount of piercings, but some piercings look really hawt.

Not really my thing. Pretty much any piercing just makes me think "ow" whenever I look at it. As for tattoos, I'm fairly indifferent to fairly small, tasteful ones, and tend to actively dislike anything excessively large or tacky (for example, if your back is covered in a naked woman, I think you are a moron). Mostly I prefer my men au naturel. :tongue:

Pffft...if it couldn't do anything for me, I'd be completely uninterested in the penis.

But...but...they grow, and shrink, and move around semi-independently, and it's so COOL! :p

Not really my thing. Pretty much any piercing just makes me think "ow" whenever I look at it. As for tattoos, I'm fairly indifferent to fairly small, tasteful ones, and tend to actively dislike anything excessively large or tacky (for example, if your back is covered in a naked woman, I think you are a moron). Mostly I prefer my men au naturel. :tongue:

pft, I have a tattoo

pft, I have a tattoo

Oh? Is it a giant naked woman on your back? :p

pft, I have a tattoo

Pft, I have two.

Pft, I have two.

*Wants to see* :D

*Wants to see* :D

I'll TG you the links to see the tattoos.

I'll TG you the links to see the tattoos.

w00t! *Celebrates* :D

btw, I sent a reply. ;)

btw, I sent a reply. ;)

Got it.

I'm the same way. I have a very low threshold for nausea, coupled with a cleanliness kick (seriously, 2 showers a day is a busy day for me) and some things just make me really, really queasy, that being one of them.

This. Like I said, fudge on the slapper isn't something I'm up for.

This. Like I said, fudge on the slapper isn't something I'm up for.

See, this one I don't get. Not just because you don't have to engage in that kind of sex when traffic is heading in the other direction, not just ebcause if you're really freaked about it, you could give an enema first.. but because, if worst comes to worst and you didn't come out as shiny as you went in...

...humans are pretty much wipe-clean, We're washable. Worst comes to worst, take a shower.

Exactly. It's generally not the GOAL of anal anyway. Just shower.

I think he was talking about actual fudge.

I think he was talking about actual fudge.

You're kidding?

That would make even less sense...:confused:

I think he was talking about actual fudge.

So was I (unless you mean actual actual fudge which is great). Most people don't have anal cuz they're all excited about the possibility of getting messy...they just don't think about it, and clean up after if necessary. So I don't get why you'd obsess about it.

You're kidding?

That would make even less sense...:confused:

Ha, I was curious, and followed all the links back...TAI said most guys he knows would be into anal, and Pot was responding to that. So yeah.

You're kidding?

That would make even less sense...:confused:

I know! But I think he was, since that comment was in reply to SoWiBi and I discussing the merits of Nutella-coated manparts.

Ha, I was curious, and followed all the links back...TAI said most guys he knows would be into anal, and Pot was responding to that. So yeah.

Okay, well, then, I just got lost. Silly long thread. :p

would you laugh at a clown if it has a small penis?

Okay, well, then, I just got lost. Silly long thread. :p

What was this thread about again?!

I see clowns, fudge, anal and "warm up the balls" all on one page....

What was this thread about again?!

I see clowns, fudge, anal and "warm up the balls" all on one page....

That's been pretty representative of the thread so far, I think. :p

Pft, I have two.

*looks up, eyes wide, quite curious*

Well I don't like clowns (sorry Smunkee)....

Political upheaval gets me hot :D

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?

Personally I have a thing for men AND women with arm tattoos...I really like it. And maybe weirdly, I like chicks with neck tats too. Butch bitches, mmmmm. Rockabilly girls. I don't like a ridiculous amount of piercings, but some piercings look really hawt.

They can be really hot when done well, both tattoos and piercings.

Or, when done not very well, or when done to the point of overkill (even I think there's such a thing), they can be really not hot.

would you laugh at a clown if it has a small penis?

That's just not very likely. Statistically clowns, as a race, have big penises. With clown paint and a red clown nose. Personally, I think I'd scream rather than laugh. Especially as the only context in which the average person sees the clown penis is just before being raped by clowns.

That's just not very likely. Statistically clowns, as a race, have big penises. With clown paint and a red clown nose. Personally, I think I'd scream rather than laugh. Especially as the only context in which the average person sees the clown penis is just before being raped by clowns.

When else would one see a clown penis?

Huh? Using your vocab, I'd say "but it's just an inward pipe with a funnel sort of thing on the outside". Seriously, strange flabs and folds of often weirdly-colored flesh everywhere, all smeared with some sort of slimy something (or so one hopes by the time you get close to it). Not cool. And all it does is swell a bit and expel even moe of the slimy stuff.

But it's beautiful!

When else would one see a clown penis?

When watching clown porn? (I think LG proved it did exist in some thread a while back...)

I was at a party where the clown porn posse was performing

it was difficult to find it sexy

When watching clown porn? (I think LG proved it did exist in some thread a while back...)

I....don't know what to say, except that I don't ever want to see it.

I....don't know what to say, except that I don't ever want to see it.

This is true of the overwhelming majority of porn people on the internet have mentioned to me. :p


Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?

As long as its not clown porn, pterodactyl porn, midget porn or....Smurf porn....

Hot.

my wife and I enjoy some porn together

As long as its not clown porn, pterodactyl porn, midget porn or....Smurf porn....

Hot.

Oh, so you like man-on-wallaby-on-granny-on-Mickey Mouse porn, huh? I KNEW it! ;)

Oh, so you like man-on-wallaby-on-granny-on-Mickey Mouse porn, huh? I KNEW it! ;)

Oh lawd. If I had to come up with all the porn I wouldn't like......

Oh lawd. If I had to come up with all the porn I wouldn't like......

Hehe, yeah, given the amazing variety of really freaking scary porn out there, I don't think any of us could actually list all the types of porn we don't want to see. :p

This is true of the overwhelming majority of porn people on the internet have mentioned to me. :p


Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?

Hmmm... well I usually watch lesbian porn. Or read porn. So there might not be much relevant to her interests.