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I was translating it for all of those that didn't know. Since I'm sure they're dying to learn some useful Polish phrases.
I appreciate it, but all it does is show up just how much of a nerd I am, because my first thought was, "Weird. The Czech for 'I love you' is totally different. I wonder which one of them is based on a Latin root? The Slavic languages are so strange, in the ways they are similar and different from each other and the spotty ways they picked up Latin influences." And I thought that in a sex-talk thread while eating an artichoke at 1 am.

How did I end up a surrealist? I wonder...

(Amusingly, though, that means we almost certainly have several real-life acquaintances in common. Heck, it means it's entirely possible that we've met before. :eek2: )

and maybe that one drunken, steamy night of passion that you each remember and occasionally reflect on with a dreamy sigh was with each OTHER.

....what, a guy can dream, right?

The craziness!!!!! And I mean, as long as you didn't go to MICDS or

*gag*

JB....I don't have to hate you and we can still have sushi.

Ahhh, that makes a bit more sense. :p

And I totally guessed you might be a Pembroke girl. I am contractually obligated to hate you now, which should pretty much tell you where I went to high school, although I'd rather not actually post it here. ;)

(Amusingly, though, that means we almost certainly have several real-life acquaintances in common. Heck, it means it's entirely possible that we've met before. :eek2: )
Maybe she is you.

Or you're her.

Ever think of that?

Oh my god!! The posts are coming from inside the house!!

I appreciate it, but all it does is show up just how much of a nerd I am, because my first thought was, "Weird. The Czech for 'I love you' is totally different. I wonder which one of them is based on a Latin root? The Slavic languages are so strange, in the ways they are similar and different from each other and the spotty ways they picked up Latin influences." And I thought that in a sex-talk thread while eating an artichoke at 1 am.

How did I end up a surrealist? I wonder...

you're not a surrealist. To be a real surrealist you need a clown eating chocolate pudding in your closet

and maybe that one drunken, steamy night of passion that you each remember and occasionally reflect on with a dreamy sigh was with each OTHER.

....what, a guy can dream, right?

Ahahahaha. Sadly, I had no steamy nights of passion in high school, let alone steamy nights of passion with hot Polish girls. :tongue:

and maybe that one drunken, steamy night of passion that you each remember and occasionally reflect on with a dreamy sigh was with each OTHER.

....what, a guy can dream, right?

Poli and I need to meet for lunch sometime....

Poli and I need to meet for lunch sometime....

I'll film it *nods*

you're not a surrealist. To be a real surrealist you need a clown eating chocolate pudding in your closet
For crying out loud, NA. First you don't know how Somerville and Boston are oriented and now this??? Everyone knows that's neo-expressionist op-art, not surrealism. Christ, really, seriously.

Maybe she is you.

Or you're her.

Ever think of that?

Oh my god!! The posts are coming from inside the house!!

We're one and the same!

Except I think Poli is taller than I am and has darker hair....

Everyone knows that's neo-expressionist op-art, not surrealism. Christ, really, seriously.

only if the clown represents jesus and the chocolate pudding is supposed to be our sins.

how many dates should you go on before you attempt to shoot her in the eye???

I'll film it *nods*

You're in Boston....

how many dates should you go on before you attempt to shoot her in the eye???

if she's a keeper, SHE will ask YOU

The craziness!!!!! And I mean, as long as you didn't go to MICDS or

*gag*

JB....I don't have to hate you and we can still have sushi.

Hehe, nah, just go a little bit south down the road to a cute little geektacular place that you guys crushed in field hockey (damn you!) and got crushed by in Science Bowl (mwahahaha!), and you'll find my dear alma mater. :D

(...you didn't play field hockey, did you? Because then we DID meet, and I will possibly have to bring my stick to dinner and beat you with it. ;) )

We're one and the same!

Except I think Poli is taller than I am and has darker hair....
The same could have been said of Michael Cain in "Body Double," and yet...

You're in Boston....

and you're both going to be here in a few weeks, how utterly convenient! :p

This convo is getting more interesting by the second...

We're one and the same!

Except I think Poli is taller than I am and has darker hair....

I can't be much taller unless you're secretly a dwarf or something. :p

if she's a keeper, SHE will ask YOU


i like to do it around christmas, because i always say "you're never too broke to give a girl a nice pearl necklace"

only if the clown represents jesus and the chocolate pudding is supposed to be our sins.
Why do lawyers think they can argue art with an artist? Clowns ALWAYS represent Jesus, and the pudding IS your sins -- and I mean YOUR sins, Mr. Man. We know what you've been up to. *gives sinful Neo Art a hard look*

Hehe, nah, just go a little bit south down the road to a cute little geektacular place that you guys crushed in field hockey (damn you!) and got crushed by in Science Bowl (mwahahaha!), and you'll find my dear alma mater. :D

(...you didn't play field hockey, did you? Because then we DID meet, and I will possibly have to bring my stick to dinner and beat you with it. ;) )

I was a cheerleader....I know...laugh it up!

I ran x-country in the fall and did T&F in the spring.

I can't be much taller unless you're secretly a dwarf or something. :p

Well I'm only 5'2"ish....

and you'll find my dear alma mater. :D

Awww. She called me dear AND hers ! :D

I was a cheerleader....I know...laugh it up!

I ran x-country in the fall and did T&F in the spring.

*laughs it up* ;)

Nah, I can't laugh too hard. You were probably a much better cheerleader than I was a field hockey player. (I did score one goal! In six years! Yay?)

Well I'm only 5'2"ish....

I'm a whopping 5'3'' if I stand up very straight.

*laughs it up* ;)

Nah, I can't laugh too hard. You were probably a much better cheerleader than I was a field hockey player. (I did score one goal! In six years! Yay?)

Sounds like you were a better field hockey player than I was a boxer.

*laughs it up* ;)

Nah, I can't laugh too hard. You were probably a much better cheerleader than I was a field hockey player. (I did score one goal! In six years! Yay?)
I broke a nail trying to play volleyball once. Does that count?

And I'm only 5'1". We're like the shrimpiest little people comparing heights. :D

I was a cheerleader....I know...laugh it up!

I ran x-country in the fall and did T&F in the spring.

so you were a cheerleader...and Poli was a catholic schoolgirl......

Do you still have your uniforms?

Awww. She called me dear AND hers ! :D

Ha, nice!

Unless, however, you are a building in Kansas City filled with a spectacularly geeky and lovable faculty, I have a sneaking suspicion I wasn't actually referring to you. ;)

so you were a cheerleader...and Poli was a catholic schoolgirl......

Do you still have your uniforms?

*getting videocamera*

So, what'd I miss?

*getting videocamera*

now THERE'S the attitude!

so you were a cheerleader...and Poli was a catholic schoolgirl......

Do you still have your uniforms?

I still have mine.

Go Raiders!

*does cheer*

now THERE'S the attitude!

get some more tapes dammit! i gotta feeling there's gonna be a lot of footage.

Sounds like you were a better field hockey player than I was a boxer.

....did I mention said goal was against the n00b freshman goalie from Aerou's school playing something like her first or second game ever?

....did I mention said goal was against the n00b freshman goalie from Aerou's school playing something like her first or second game ever?

I lost 5 consecutive fights ;). I don't like hurting people for no reason.

Also, Poli should totally be on Vent since no one else is......

....did I mention said goal was against the n00b freshman goalie from Aerou's school playing something like her first or second game ever?

i never made any sports team in my high school, and my basketball team was always in the basement of their division....if that helps.

I still have mine.

Go Raiders!

*does cheer*

*obligatory booing*

Oh. So THAT's what I missed.

Anal

Also, Poli should totally be on Vent since no one else is......

Yeah, but I'm at home on my crappy internet connection, so I would just sound like

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*obligatory booing*

Bah! Go blue and red!

Also, Poli should totally be on Vent since no one else is......

You guys run vent in here? Why was I not informed?

Probably because I was away for a few months. Probably.

Anal

:confused:

Yeah, but I'm at home on my crappy internet connection, so I would just sound like

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Hmph. No one uses Vent anymore. This makes me sad....

Hmph. No one uses Vent anymore. This makes me sad....

I'll do it! Love polish accents *nods*

Hmph. No one uses Vent anymore. This makes me sad....

Send me numbers and I'll be up for it.

I'll do it! Love polish accents *nods*

You don't have Vent :P

Bah! Go blue and red!

*dons her entirely green superhero outfit she wore to Homecoming as the unofficial mascot*

I'll do it! Love polish accents *nods*

Oh, so SHE convinces you after I tried to get you on Vent ages ago. Hmph! :tongue:

give yourselves a pat on the back people...........3,800 posts and counting!

*dons her entirely green superhero outfit she wore to Homecoming as the unofficial mascot*

Ewwwww, green.





Though green is my favourite colour!

(And I'm on Vent now, but still trying to find my microphone.)

Ewwwww, green.





Though green is my favourite colour!

As well it should be. *sings* Standards high of green and whi-ite, spirit ever truuuuuuuuuue... ;)

Oh, so SHE convinces you after I tried to get you on Vent ages ago. Hmph! :tongue:

Yay Poli is on!

More people should be on!

(And I'm on Vent now, but still trying to find my microphone.)

What's the addy?

Yay Poli is on!

More people should be on!

This might sound strange but I don't have a Microphone for my computer; I am a radio DJ with no microphone...

Neo is a brat.

Neo is a brat.

It's so true. :tongue:

As if he had a busy day.

Psh.

To beat the hell out of 'em?Well the 'meeting' would be in a dark alley, yes.

All the women in my mother's family start going gray in our 30s and it comes in rather pleasing patterns, the kind that make people ask us what we did to put those amazing streaks in. I'm actually quite happy with the way my hair is graying. I refuse to color it, and I've had many stylists give up and admit that I'm right because it just looks good as it is. I don't mind colouring my hair just for the heck of it, but I certainly won't do it out of vanity or fear of going grey...I think grey looks awesome on most women (and men).

I've started to gray already...hate it.
Suck it up, princess.
I'll be a witness and swear that he started it so you can avoid assault charges. Also because I'm a vicious person who is sometimes entertained by violence, especially when it's being dished out to awful people.
Excellent!

Well the 'meeting' would be in a dark alley, yes.

Excellent!

I can be a second witness, I got a perfectly clean police record.

I just had fairly good phone sex with an old bf.

And new plans to visit Van for my birthday...I'll party with my cousins, and then go see said old bf.

Good times!

Ha, nice!

Unless, however, you are a building in Kansas City filled with a spectacularly geeky and lovable faculty, I have a sneaking suspicion I wasn't actually referring to you. ;)

Butbut.. I could be your Elan ;)

I'm a whopping 5'3'' if I stand up very straight.

Well I'm only 5'2"ish....

I broke a nail trying to play volleyball once. Does that count?

And I'm only 5'1". We're like the shrimpiest little people comparing heights. :D

Hilarious, I'm 5'0". So we could line up, shortest to tallest and still not top 5'4"!

Hilarious, I'm 5'0". So we could line up, shortest to tallest and still not top 5'4"!

And I'm over 6 feet, I could offset it :p. We can dress like the Pyramids!

Hilarious, I'm 5'0". So we could line up, shortest to tallest and still not top 5'4"!

It scares me that I would be the tallest. That doesn't exactly happen to me often. :tongue:

I wouldn't be the shortest!

I still have mine.

Go Raiders!

*does cheer*

I could make this into some sort of sick joke related to Fallout. If you don't know who Raiders are in Fallout:http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Raider

I could make this into some sort of sick joke related to Fallout. If you don't know who Raiders are in Fallout:http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Raider

You really like that game don't you? Game of the Year! Do you think?

You really like that game don't you? Game of the Year! Do you think?

Yeah, I so love that game!

You really like that game don't you? Game of the Year! Do you think?

Dude.

Remember the thread, stay on topic.

"You really like that game don't you? Game of the Year! Do you think? Lesbian. Catholic Schoolgirl. Porn. ANAL!

Dude.

Remember the thread, stay on topic.

Right, right...

What haven't we covered? Or perhaps.. uncovered.


Kinkiest place you've ever had sex at?

On the bottom bunk, with one of my friends sleeping right above me. Another time on a couch, a different freind was sleeping across the room... or at least she thought he was asleep. Fortunately he wasn't a cock block :p

Right, right...

What haven't we covered? Or perhaps.. uncovered.


Kinkiest place you've ever had sex at?

On the bottom bunk, with one of my friends sleeping right above me. Another time on a couch, a different freind was sleeping across the room... or at least she thought he was asleep. Fortunately he wasn't a cock block :p

Kinkiest place I ever had sex? Sheffield, without a doubt.

Right, right...

What haven't we covered? Or perhaps.. uncovered.


Kinkiest place you've ever had sex at?

On the bottom bunk, with one of my friends sleeping right above me. Another time on a couch, a different freind was sleeping across the room... or at least she thought he was asleep. Fortunately he wasn't a cock block :p

In a car driving down a highway.

Kinkiest place I ever had sex? Sheffield, without a doubt.

Sheffield?

Ugh... 20+ pages to read through...
Damnit I should be napping...

anyone into wrestling/funning-around that turns into sex?
Yeah, that's fun. Evil Ex and I used to have tickle-fights that would end when he successfully pinned me down and tickled me till I begged for mercy, at which point he'd switch to some other form of torture.It's my usual modus operandi for hooking up. Restraining the arms, followed by tickling, followed by the promise of stopping the tickling if she surrenders unconditionally.

That's another good question. Domestic abuse! Funny? Or not something you should joke about?

I bet you can guess which side of that I'm on.Not funny.
Just remember, it's only funny when women say it.I suppose. I guess I'm the same with West Virginia jokes.
To what extent do you share your hobbies/passions with your 'dates'? There's a bare minimum of compatability needed for relationships, though anything that goes beyond that is just a bonus. I'd love to have a girlfriend that played the same games I did some day, but it's not top priority.
Ahahahahaha.

This thread has cracked me up so many times today... :pBad Poli! >=(
Sex is srs buisiness.
I appreciate it, but all it does is show up just how much of a nerd I am, because my first thought was, "Weird. The Czech for 'I love you' is totally different. I wonder which one of them is based on a Latin root? The Slavic languages are so strange, in the ways they are similar and different from each other and the spotty ways they picked up Latin influences." And I thought that in a sex-talk thread while eating an artichoke at 1 am.Well, modern Czech is basically a made up language... That might be why.
Well I'm only 5'2"ish....
I'm a whopping 5'3'' if I stand up very straight.
And I'm only 5'1". We're like the shrimpiest little people comparing heights. :D
Hilarious, I'm 5'0". So we could line up, shortest to tallest and still not top 5'4"!185 cm. =|

Sheffield?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lKPop1f3ECU&feature=related

Sheffield.

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My wife and I fucked mid day in a crowded park where everyone could see but without (hopefully) anyone knowing. I sat with my back to a tree and she faced me, straddling my lap, wearing a dress with no panties on. I think that's way kinkier than any other place we have fucked, including the sex clubs where we had an audience and folks asking to join in.

I wouldn't be the shortest!

Hahahaha, is that a new feeling for you?

I love being little...so much easier for guys to life you up and fuck you standing while you wrap your legs around their waist.

Hilarious, I'm 5'0". So we could line up, shortest to tallest and still not top 5'4"!

6'3"...Problem solved, lol...

Right, right...

What haven't we covered? Or perhaps.. uncovered.


Kinkiest place you've ever had sex at?

On the bottom bunk, with one of my friends sleeping right above me. Another time on a couch, a different freind was sleeping across the room... or at least she thought he was asleep. Fortunately he wasn't a cock block :p
Well...location isn't usually all that important to me, so if I remember a certain location vividly, it's probably because I thought the sex was really crazy in part because of that location.

Therefore, the locations I remember the best are...on a couch with one of my old friends, surrounded by our friends as we watched Blood In Blood Out...we were sharing a blanket and he fingered me the whole damn movie with none of our friends the wiser. That was nice.

Okay then I'd say recently the best locations have been on fucking on campus by some residences, behind an electrical box...then against a fence on the way home, then on a semi-secluded bench, another time in the Art's building (got caught), then in the river valley (got to actually fuck full on there for quite a while, and got to finish), various times giving quick head in places we could get caught...etc. All with GoG. Never thought I'd be into that sort of 'public' sex but he makes me too hot to care where we are.

Just wait...our vacation pictures will be epic. "Here's the Great Wall of China...yes, that's us having sex. Here's the Eiffel Tower. Yes, I'm giving him head."

185 cm. =|
I know Canada is supposed to be metric, but does not compute.

Well, modern Czech is basically a made up language... That might be why.

See, now, if by some bizarre turn, this subject came up during a first date, and the guy said that to me and did not make it clear that he was just joking, it would totally kill any chance he would ever have of getting any sex from me, at all, ever. It would basically be the end of the date. Nothing left but to pay for the drinks and call separate cabs.

That's because a crack like that can only work if it is a joke and if it is followed up by at least a mild expression of interest in what I meant, if only to be polite. If the person responds to what I said with what you said, but is serious, then there is so much wrong with that short sentence, that I would just write the guy off right then and there.

It's not that I expect a person to be interested in what I'm interested in, but a shrug and a "Yeah, who knows?" followed by introducing a new topic would go over better with me than a remark like that.

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My wife and I fucked mid day in a crowded park where everyone could see but without (hopefully) anyone knowing. I sat with my back to a tree and she faced me, straddling my lap, wearing a dress with no panties on. I think that's way kinkier than any other place we have fucked, including the sex clubs where we had an audience and folks asking to join in.
Oh, they knew. Trust me.

I don't think any of the places I've had sex have been kinky, because I don't like discomfort and I don't like interruptions.

Well...location isn't usually all that important to me, so if I remember a certain location vividly, it's probably because I thought the sex was really crazy in part because of that location.

Therefore, the locations I remember the best are...on a couch with one of my old friends, surrounded by our friends as we watched Blood In Blood Out...we were sharing a blanket and he fingered me the whole damn movie with none of our friends the wiser. That was nice.

Okay then I'd say recently the best locations have been on campus by some residences, behind an electrical box...then against a fence on the way home, then on a semi-secluded bench, another time in the Art's building (got caught), then in the river valley (got to actually fuck full on there), various times giving quick head in places we could get caught...etc. All with GoG. Never thought I'd be into that sort of 'public' sex but he makes me too hot to care where we are.

Just wait...our vacation pictures will be epic. "Here's the Great Wall of China...yes, that's us having sex. Here's the Eiffel Tower. Yes, I'm giving him head."
Well, if we're including places where we got sexed-up but didn't have sex, then I guess the "riskiest" place I ever engaged in sexiness -- though I don't think it was at all kinky -- was in the kitchen on the night my then-new boyfriend was meeting my family for the first time. I was playing hostess for the big family dinner, and he insisted on "helping" me, which consisted mostly of groping me outrageously in the kitchen every time we changed dinner courses, mere feet and only barely out of sight from where my totally not-open-minded-or-understanding relatives were sitting.

See, now, if by some bizarre turn, this subject came up during a first date, and the guy said that to me and did not make it clear that he was just joking, it would totally kill any chance he would ever have of getting any sex from me, at all, ever. It would basically be the end of the date. Nothing left but to pay for the drinks and call separate cabs.

That's because a crack like that can only work if it is a joke and if it is followed up by at least a mild expression of interest in what I meant, if only to be polite. If the person responds to what I said with what you said, but is serious, then there is so much wrong with that short sentence, that I would just write the guy off right then and there.

It's not that I expect a person to be interested in what I'm interested in, but a shrug and a "Yeah, who knows?" followed by introducing a new topic would go over better with me than a remark like that.Oh, I don't know...I'd challenge such a remark, and see what he was made of. I like to fight. If it turned out that he was completely serious and NOT just trying to provoke me into a discussion, then I might do more than cut things short and go home...I might in fact get violent. Especially if the issue was something dear to my heart...like aboriginal rights.

Canada Day, 1999, you shall forever remain etched in my memory as the day I knocked that loudmouth right on his ass in the Black Dog. He really shouldn't have gone there. I was enough of a regular that management asked me nicely to leave through the back rather than bouncing me out. Loudmouth, however, got shoved onto the pavement through the front :D

Oh, I don't know...I'd challenge such a remark, and see what he was made of. I like to fight. If it turned out that he was completely serious and NOT just trying to provoke me into a discussion, then I might do more than cut things short and go home...I might in fact get violent. Especially if the issue was something dear to my heart...like aboriginal rights.

Canada Day, 1999, you shall forever remain etched in my memory as the day I knocked that loudmouth right on his ass in the Black Dog. He really shouldn't have gone there. I was enough of a regular that management asked me nicely to leave through the back rather than bouncing me out. Loudmouth, however, got shoved onto the pavement through the front :D
Nice. :D I like that.

But when I get angry or feel insulted, I'm more the Ice Queen type. If someone says something dumbass like that, I'll respond with a little counter-joke to give him the benefit of the doubt that he was just joking. If he doesn't make the fucking joke already and either follow the topic or change it, then he'll get a "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" type question. And if he compounds the problem by trying to defend his bonehead remark as if there is some kind of argument in support of it, then I'm just going to put down some money for my drinks and either leave or find someone else to talk to.

This is all since I left my "Evil Ex" whose favorite tactic for making me lose my cool was to bait me with shit like that. Now I don't waste the precious seconds of my life in this world with that kind of bullshit. Not on a first date, and not even in an ongoing relationship. I have been known to walk out on actual boyfriends while they were in mid-sentence, just brush them off with a "if you ever finish spitting out that bullshit, you can call me if you want."

I sure as hell won't ever have sex with anyone who would say shit like that and mean it. I have standards and a reputation. My friends meet my lovers. They will comment if a guy seems not up to intellectual snuff.

EDIT: Also, Nees, even if he's trying to provoke a "frank exchange of views", it wouldn't make up for that particular sentence, which, if stated seriously, is so profoundly dumb and so lacking in thought, that I would have no interest in having a discussion with that person because, you know, what's there to debate with? A person who makes a joke like that is probably pretty smart and worth wrangling with, both intellectually and sexually. A person who says it seriously and cannot figure out what's wrong with it is...well, to me, they'd be the intellectual and, thus, sexual, equivalent of a beached jellyfish.

How many dates should you go on before you try the magician on her?

Hahahaha, is that a new feeling for you?

It is a new feeling, I'm always the shortest amongest my friends.

and why am I a brat damn it

It is a new feeling, I'm always the shortest amongest my friends.
I at least have one great aunt who is shorter than me, and I have, in my entire life, had two co-workers who were shorter than me, but other than that, I'm always the teensiest in the room.

and why am I a brat damn it
Do you need a why?

Do you need a why?

I don't need an explanation when it comes from you or other people who know me :p

and why am I a brat damn it

Such a brat, sheesh.

I sure as hell won't ever have sex with anyone who would say shit like that and mean it. I have standards and a reputation. My friends meet my lovers. They will comment if a guy seems not up to intellectual snuff.
Oh this is sooo true. I 'dated' a guy once who I refused to go out in public with. As in, we fucked, but I didn't want to be seen with him. Because he was dumb. Really dumb. It was horrible, I felt so bad about it, but the sex was just sooo awesome. Then my best friend's father came over to buy some weed, and I had a lot of respect for the man (he has since passed on...great guy but unfortunately a heroin addict)...when my fucktoy left the room, my friend's dad looked at me and in his typically brief verbal manner simply said, "he's not very bright is he. Yet you are."

I was shamed into ditching fucktoy that very day.

Now, my ex is not stupid, per se. He isn't well schooled, and he is deeply prejudiced (which is a deeper stupidity, I know), but even still, I didn't introduce him to many of my friends, and he certaintly wanted nothing to do with them in great part because he felt out-gunned intellectually. I had more than one friend ask me why I was with someone who was obviously not as 'smart' as me. I thought it offensive, because he simply had a different skill set than me...but I also recognised that we were very intellectually incompatible.

I won't ever do that again. Some people don't mind having lovers they can't have a good intellectual conversation with. I'm not one fo them. If I don't respect a person's intellect, they become very unsexy. A few months ago I slept with a bartender who seemed alright enough to mess around with...but then revealed himself to be pretty moronic. My stomach literally churned. I don't like fucking idiots.

EDIT: Also, Nees, even if he's trying to provoke a "frank exchange of views", it wouldn't make up for that particular sentence, which, if stated seriously, is so profoundly dumb and so lacking in thought, that I would have no interest in having a discussion with that person because, you know, what's there to debate with? A person who makes a joke like that is probably pretty smart and worth wrangling with, both intellectually and sexually. A person who says it seriously and cannot figure out what's wrong with it is...well, to me, they'd be the intellectual and, thus, sexual, equivalent of a beached jellyfish.
I totally agree...you see, I'd be hoping that the comment was made tongue-in-cheek and would spark an excellent discussion...but that kind of wit is unfortunately pretty rare. I usually dig a bit and it's apparent right away whether it's wit, or true-bred idiocy. Idiots are the ugliest people in the world, IMO.

Such a brat, sheesh.

pft, watch it woman.

It is a new feeling, I'm always the shortest amongest my friends.

Me too. It feels really weird to be taller than someone. Although sometimes it's sort of hot. Probably why I like filipinas so much...quite a few of them don't top 5'.

But I'm so used to looking up that when I find myself looking down at people other than children, it's a bit unsettling.

pft, watch it woman.

Pshhhh, silly lawyer.

pft, watch it woman.

Big talker :P

I'd have my money on Aerou...those short chicks are FULL of attitude :D

Pshhhh, silly lawyer.

hey, at least 90% of MY profession doesn't involve saying "ehhh...put some cream on it"

Me too. It feels really weird to be taller than someone. Although sometimes it's sort of hot. Probably why I like filipinas so much...quite a few of them don't top 5'.

But I'm so used to looking up that when I find myself looking down at people other than children, it's a bit unsettling.

I was a substitute teacher while I was in medical school and it was weird to have 12 or 13 year olds taller than I was.

hey, at least 90% of MY profession doesn't involve saying "ehhh...put some cream on it"

No, your profession would sue the makers of said cream because it caused them to come back to me after they developed an allergic reaction.

And I actually don't deal with creams anymore, thats too PCP for me ;).

I was a substitute teacher while I was in medical school and it was weird to have 12 or 13 year olds taller than I was.
Hahahaha, I got used to it...sure, having high school kids taller than me was fine...but then I taught Grade 5, and plenty of them were taller than me already. To be honest though, I don't often notice the height difference because I'm so used to it. It usually takes someone pointing it out in that annoying way...like I give a fuck that someone is taller than me. I've yet to fight a person my own size, so I know just how easy it is to knock a tall fucker down :D

What's always a bit weird is at Uni...you're sitting by classmates and you seem about the same height because most people have roughly the same torso length...and then you see the same person standing and you go, holy shit, you're waaaaaay taller than me and it's a strange new perspective. Then again, it's only something you really notice if you're close to someone and your neck is getting sore from craning up :D

Oooh but how I love tall boys. Being nipple height to a man is just perfect in my books.

No, your profession would sue the makers of said cream because it caused them to come back to me after they developed an allergic reaction.

Damned right. Reminds me of the time that a doctor at my lawschool health center perscribed me an antibiotic that would have killed me, because he didn't bother to glance at my chart to notice I'm allergic to penicillin. Then, when the pharmacy called, prescribed ANOTHER drug that would have killed me, by causing an interaction with a drug I was already on, which that health center had prescribed me.

Leaving me to spend a weekend without an antibiotic suffering from what I thought was a staph infection, but later it turns out that neither one of those "would have killed me" medications would have done a DAMN thing, because what I had was viral, not bacterial.

That level of incompetence would have gotten me fired. Someone needs to keep these doctors on their toes.

Damned right. Reminds me of the time that a doctor at my lawschool health center perscribed me an antibiotic that would have killed me, because he didn't bother to glance at my chart to notice I'm allergic to penicillin. Then, when the pharmacy called, prescribed ANOTHER drug that would have killed me, by causing an interaction with a drug I was already on, which that health center had prescribed me.

Leaving me to spend a weekend without an antibiotic suffering from what I thought was a staph infection, but later it turns out that neither one of those "would have killed me" medications would have done a DAMN thing, because what I had was viral, not bacterial.

That level of incompetence would have gotten me fired. Someone needs to keep these doctors on their toes.

You need to learn to find better doctors, unless you want to file malpractice....

MAYBE YOU DO!!! ITS A TRAP!!!

Oooh but how I love tall boys. Being nipple height to a man is just perfect in my books.

Finding tall guys at 5'0" and 5'2" isn't really all that hard though, haha.

Idiots are the ugliest people in the world, IMO.
Truth.

People who are just dumb are kind of sad, in my view. I have nothing against them. I could never date them, but I don't like to see them get taken advantage of or made fun of, etc. And I've known a couple of intellectually dumb people who still had high "emotional intelligence," and though their lack of mental agility made them unattractive to me, I felt better for knowing them.

Morons who think they're smart, on the other hand... well, that describes my Evil Ex, who I will never stop hating, but I don't regret my time with him because he taught me the valuable life lesson that some people really don't deserve a hearing because life is too short to waste running down dead ends.

Finding tall guys at 5'0" and 5'2" isn't really all that hard though, haha.
Haha, that's the truth. I've boosted the egos of more than one guy who felt inadequate about his height.

Okay, that reminds me. Who thinks nerds and nerd chicks are hot?

I think "sexy geeks" are my favorite. Ex-not-ex is definitely in this category. He works for a video game company, reads comics, Stumbles me the nerdiest things, has a peculiar love for Dwell magazine (okay, that might just be gay), has action figures on his desk... plays hockey, watches every sport there is just about, drinks beer like water, does stupid shit with his coworkers... and also happens to be incredibly hot.

Hmph.

Which brings up the following question: Do you people have a type? As in "s/he's totally my type" type.

Hmm. What is my type? Compatible sense of humor is very, very high on the list. No more than 2 inches shorter or taller than me. Lean, soccer body for guys, slender by curvy slighty edgy chicks.

what the hell is an ex not ex?

what the hell is an ex not ex?

I think Ryadn is currently trying to figure that out. :p

what the hell is an ex not ex?
Someone who you dump, but who you keep on falling into bed with, I imagine.

I think Ryadn is currently trying to figure that out. :p

well I sure wish she'd explain it to the rest of us.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Someone who you dump, but who you keep on falling into bed with, I imagine.

I think this seems like a good explanation.

well I sure wish she'd explain it to the rest of us.

Inquiring minds want to know.

From what she's said before, I think he's a guy whom she loves and wants to be with and who loves her back and whom she sexes up fairly regularly but whom she is not currently technically "dating" per se. Is that about right, Ryadn?

You need to learn to find better doctors, unless you want to file malpractice....

MAYBE YOU DO!!! ITS A TRAP!!!

http://downlode.org/Creative/Writing/Notebook/Illustrations/itsatrap.jpg

*gasp*

You sneaky lawyers, this is why you have the reputation you do!

*gasp*

You sneaky lawyers, this is why you have the reputation you do!

big words, coming from a doctor. At least when we mess up, we don't kill people.

And we don't have an acceptable number of people per year we kill with our own incompetence before it becomes a problem.

big words, coming from a doctor. At least when we mess up, we don't kill people.

And we don't have an acceptable number of people per year we kill with our own incompetence before it becomes a problem.

Well, technically if you do mess up you actually could kill someone. Perhaps not directly by your hand, but still.

Deaths are never acceptable, but they are sometimes inevitable. Plus, you're not working with the physiological aspects of individuals! You use documents and oration, we use scalpels and medication. I believe one of us risks fatalities more than the other.

Well, technically if you do mess up you actually could kill someone. Perhaps not directly by your hand, but still.

Deaths are never acceptable, but they are sometimes inevitable. Plus, you're not working with the physiological aspects of individuals! You use documents and oration, we use scalpels and medication. I believe one of us risks fatalities more than the other.

you've obviously NEVER gotten a REALLY nasty paper cut :p

And of course I'm just joking around, as a professional I have utmost respect for other professionals.

you've obviously NEVER gotten a REALLY nasty paper cut :p

And of course I'm just joking around, as a professional I have utmost respect for other professionals.

I have nothing but respect for lawyers. I need a good lawyer around incase I ever DO make a mistake, so I have to play nice. :)

I have nothing but respect for lawyers. I need a good lawyer around incase I ever DO make a mistake, so I have to play nice. :)

well, if you move to Boston...well, I won't represent you because it brings up several ethical issues about soliciting clients on a forum..but I know a few good med mal guys :p

well, if you move to Boston...well, I won't represent you because it brings up several ethical issues about soliciting clients on a forum..but I know a few good med mal guys :p

Sounds so dirty.

Even though I never plan on actually needing a medical malpractice lawyer, I remember reading a statistic regarding malpratice wherein it said something like, "1 in 3 physicians will face medical malpractice at least once in their careers." Scary.

EDIT: Estimated 50-65% physicians sued at least once during their career (When Good Doctors Get Sued, 2001)

Sounds so dirty.

You like it

Even though I never plan on actually needing a medical malpractice lawyer, I remember reading a statistic regarding malpratice wherein it said something like, "1 in 3 physicians will face medical malpractice at least once in their careers." Scary.

I recommend getting a good med mal attorney and keeping him on retainer. And I know, most people are inclined to say "of course YOU would say that!" but the truth is, when you're in a profession that has a high risk for litigation, you want a lawyer on your side. It's simple practicality.

You like it

I plead the 5th.

I recommend getting a good med mal attorney and keeping him on retainer. And I know, most people are inclined to say "of course YOU would say that!" but the truth is, when you're in a profession that has a high risk for litigation, you want a lawyer on your side. It's simple practicality.

The hospital has several and I use the same lawyer as my father (who is also a physician). Its still scary :(.

I plead the 5th.

That means it's true.


The hospital has several and I use the same lawyer as my father (who is also a physician). Its still scary :(.

Hell, my firm (well old firm, left it yesterday) had a contract with another firm, that was essentially 5 lawyers, which we paid regularly (which basically meant we just employed 5 lawyers, but for conflict reasons we incorporated them as a separate entity) whose sole job was to defend our lawyers in any malpractice related suits.

So as a law firm, we had a few lawyers dedicated solely to defending ourselves if and when necessary.

That means it's true.

Totally does not mean its true.


Hell, my firm (well old firm, left it yesterday) had a contract with another firm, that was essentially 5 lawyers, which we paid regularly (which basically meant we just employed 5 lawyers, but for conflict reasons we incorporated them as a separate entity) whose sole job was to defend our lawyers in any malpractice related suits.

So as a law firm, we had a few lawyers dedicated solely to defending ourselves if and when necessary.

Sadly it has become a necessity to watch your back like that.

That means it's true.

I don't think lawyers are supposed to admit that. :p


Hell, my firm (well old firm, left it yesterday) had a contract with another firm, that was essentially 5 lawyers, which we paid regularly (which basically meant we just employed 5 lawyers, but for conflict reasons we incorporated them as a separate entity) whose sole job was to defend our lawyers in any malpractice related suits.

So as a law firm, we had a few lawyers dedicated solely to defending ourselves if and when necessary.

Wow. Did those guys actually have to defend the rest of you often?

I don't think lawyers are supposed to admit that. :p

Meh, we all know it anyway.

Wow. Did those guys actually have to defend the rest of you often?

Suits against lawyers are not that uncommon, most get thrown out. Usually someone who thinks their lawyer didn't do enough, or the fact that they lost means the lawyer was incompetent, not that they were at fault

And when you have a large enough firm, odds are somebody is always getting sued.

Wow. Did those guys actually have to defend the rest of you often?

Just Neo Art.;)

And only because he's a total brat.

but, you know, much like doctors, the risk for lawyers getting sued is there. There are steps every good lawyer should do to protect himself. Work diligently, make sure yuo do all that could reasonably be expected of you, keep detailed notes, and, perhaps more importantly, if it looks like things are headed in that way, be sure to remind your former client that attorney-client privilege does not extend to any information the attorney might reasonably have to reveal in order to protect himself in a suit brought by the former client.

well, if you move to Boston...well, I won't represent you because it brings up several ethical issues about soliciting clients on a forum..but I know a few good med mal guys :p

... so what's the diff between soliciting clients on a forum (where they can get a sample of your wit and debating style) and putting an ad on the tv/newspaper?

other than the fact that unless someone really wants to pay you to represent them, all they will know is your forum handle...

Just Neo Art.;)

Look, just because he refers to opposing council as "bitch"... :tongue:

... so what's the diff between soliciting clients on a forum (where they can get a sample of your wit and debating style) and putting an ad on the tv/newspaper?

other than the fact that unless someone really wants to pay you to represent them, all they will know is your forum handle...

there is a line, generally, between going "hey, all you guys out there, if any of you need a personal injury attorney, give me a call!" and "wow, I saw how you just got hit by that bus, you're going to need a lawyer...here's my card!"

Direct soliciting of clients who have demonstrated a personal need for an attorney is considered unethical, in attempts to try and move the profession away from the "ambulance chaser" image we sometimes have.

It's different from simply saying "hey all you out there, I exist, and if you need me, call me". On what side of that line "hey, you're a doctor? well if you will probably need a med mal attorney if you move to my state, so give me a call if so" falls is...sketchy. It might be the "hey I exist, and if you find you might need my services, call me" and it might be the "hey, you there, you look like you could use an attorney!"

Frankly it's in the middle sufficiently enough that I'd just as soon avoid it.

That and I don't do med mal.

Look, just because he refers to opposing council as "bitch"... :tongue:

that's "counsel".

Bitch.

That and I don't do med mal.

Smart man.

EDIT: I also heard from a reliable source that you were just too tired to talk with the rest of us last night. To that I say "Pffttt."

Smart man.

welllllll, if it meant I could hang around female blonde polish doctors.....

welllllll, if it meant I could hang around female blonde polish doctors.....

Smart man, haha. :D

Smart man, haha. :D

I learn quick *nods*

Besides, had to stop you from calling me "brat" all the time.

I learn quick *nods*

Besides, had to stop you from calling me "brat" all the time.

You like it.

that's "counsel".

Bitch.

Oh, dear, I'm making inattentive spelling errors now. You're rubbing off on me.



...wait, that sounds really dirty... :eek2:

You like it.

nah, I tend to like being called brat only when I have the ability to exact payback....

You're rubbing off on me.


. . . . you wish.

*settles the matter*

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/tshirt.jpg

Now you've all seen it. :tongue:

OMG. Poli's a hottie and she's totally been holding out on us newcomers who never got to see!

*shakes finger at Poli*

Heh. It's funny, 'cause I look at that picture and think, "argh, I really need to lose ten pounds." It's certainly cheering to know that other people don't think so, though. :D

I think that of every picture of me, only sometimes it's, like, 25 pounds.

nah, I tend to like being called brat only when I have the ability to exact payback....

Lawyers = the ultimate payback

Lawyers = the ultimate payback

hah, oh trust me, I don't think you'd care for my brand of vengeance...

hah, oh trust me, I don't think you'd care for my brand of vengeance...

Vengeance can be fun. Does it involve Poli? That makes it more fun :D

. . . . you wish.

You wish. :tongue:

Vengeance can be fun. Does it involve Poli? That makes it more fun :D

hmmm...I think I can come up with something that involves the two of you :p

hmmm...I think I can come up with something that involves the two of you :p

This sounds promising....

This sounds promising....

why, what ya got in mind? ;)

and now to be serious a moment, Aerou, what time you all getting to O Ya? Might swing by if it's early enough and I'm free.

Well, perhaps you are one lawyer I don't actually have to play nice with ;)

Oh fuck please no.

The idea that 'all women are slaves who have yet to find their master (a man)' idea is so fundamentally repulsive that I honestly would stop mid-sex if I found out the person I was fucking was a Gorean.

I think there is something incredibly great about someone like you (an admitted sub/masochist and also a tiny bundle of ass-kicking power) making this statement. Thank you!

I also think the guys that are into those books would probably piss themselves in the face of your or my anger (or any of the tough ladies here).

You'll have to more than double it.

By that I mean that this thread currently has less than half the number of the replies as the Nederslandse thread.

WTF goes ON in that thread?

anyone into wrestling/funning-around that turns into sex?

I have to admit that in many cases, I wanted the actual fights I got into to turn into something like that. I only got my wish once.

For the less extreme, how 'physical' do you like to get with your partner in terms of rough-housing?

Yes please!

I don't leave bruises or anything, but I'm a physical person and I like having a good exhausting tussle with the boy that leads to even more exhausting things.

I have this ISSUE with guys who are much bigger than me--it's some whole fear of men that probably goes back to my father, I don't know, but I DO NOT date big guys. I don't like them towering over me, I don't like them all muscled out, it freaks me out. I like to date people around my size--it's just where I'm comfortable. Fortunately I'm 5'8"-5'9", so I don't have to look for midgets.

My boy is 5'7" and very fit, so he doesn't intimidate me, but he's very strong, and there's something about wrestling with him and feeling how strong he is that turns me on rather than scares me. I like that he's not all huge, but also that he's very... male, I guess? I don't know. I also feel safe wrestling and getting pinned down by him because I know if I said "stop" he would do it instantaneously.

Can't count the number of times I've started picking (physical) fights with my (now) boyfriend just to get, well, physical, and hope to get some sex that way.

All those times we fought, hard and long, ending with me on the ground and on my back, him pinning me down, heaving, knees between my legs.. only to have him say "See? I won!" and get to his feet.

...wtf? Is he just trying to tease/frustrate you? I've never had a wrestling match with the boy end like that.

and now to be serious a moment, Aerou, what time you all getting to O Ya? Might swing by if it's early enough and I'm free.

I would imagine around 8-8:30ish, but knowing my group of friends they will show up whenever they want to.

EDIT: Though a lot of them are wanting to go other places now, so we shall see.

Well, perhaps you are one lawyer I don't actually have to play nice with ;)

pft, please, I hit back :p And in the odd event of poli and I ever actually hooking up, I doubt you'd like what would be involved with that, heh.

I would imagine around 8-8:30ish, but knowing my group of friends they will show up whenever they want to.

hmm, that might work, I don't think I have plans in the early evening. Probably have somewhere to be at midnight, but I might just stop in for some saki and tempura.

edit for edit: go somewhere else meaning after or instead?

but I might just stop in for some saki and tempura.

Filthy man.

Filthy man.

hey for once that wasn't actually innuendo, I really meant sake and tempura!

hmm, that might work, I don't think I have plans in the early evening. Probably have somewhere to be at midnight, but I might just stop in for some saki and tempura.

edit for edit: go somewhere else meaning after or instead?

We will definitely go somewhere else after, but some of them are wanting me to make reservations elsewhere. Basically I'm being pulled in all directions at once.

pft, please, I hit back :p And in the odd event of poli and I ever actually hooking up, I doubt you'd like what would be involved with that, heh.

You have no idea what I like :P

We will definitely go somewhere else after, but some of them are wanting me to make reservations elsewhere. Basically I'm being pulled in all directions at once.

well just let me know where and when and if I"m in the area at the time, I'll try to stop in.

You have no idea what I like :P

well we seem to be in the best place to discuss it! I've already been forthcoming, spill it!

well we seem to be in the best place to discuss it! I've already been forthcoming, spill it!

I would have to read too far back to find what you like.

Be a good lawyer and dig it up for me :P.

hey for once that wasn't actually innuendo, I really meant sake and tempura!

one wonders what he thought...

...


...


on second thought, I'd rather not know. :p

I would have to read too far back to find what you like.

Be a good lawyer and dig it up for me :P.

sorry, my time is 300 an hour. Send me a check and I might be so inclined. But anyway, it's fine. You of course don't have ot say anything.

I'll just consider you a poser wannabe.

sorry, my time is 300 an hour. Send me a check and I might be so inclined. But anyway, it's fine. You of course don't have ot say anything.

I'll just consider you a poser wannabe.

This thread is 98 pages long!

I...I....I will go find posts.

This thread is 98 pages long!

I...I....I will go find posts.

hah, nah, it's ok. If you really want to know, as I have been open about before, the best description of me is "dominant with sadistic inclinations" :p

That's another good question. Domestic abuse! Funny? Or not something you should joke about?

I bet you can guess which side of that I'm on.

Irreverence is funny, misogyny is not. Since I have a vagina, I get to make the judgment call.

Redheaded, Canadian hockey fan and artist here. I suppose I get more stereotypes than outright jokes.

Which team?

Yes, this is a weighty question.

Only if you have a freakishly long torso :p

Shut up. :(

I was always attracted to guys with darker skin as well. Though, I have a thing for Middle Eastern guys (especially Iranian guys it seems) which is bad for a Jew apparently......

I have a thing for dark black men, like Djimon Hounsou (http://www.dentrocine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/modelos-famosos-djimon-hounsou.jpg) and Harold Perrineau (http://bestof.provocateuse.com/images/photos/harold_perrineau_99.jpg), which is a source of amusement in my family because I ended up with a "light skinneded" black man. I love slightly dusky complexions paired with dark hair and eyes, as well: see Street, Huston (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3017/2878496928_76ce5afb54_b.jpg), Depp, Johnny (http://bestof.provocateuse.com/images/photos/johnny_depp_99.jpg) and Theodore, Jose. (http://www.starblogs.net/archives/jose.jpg)

Yes!

It's a particular nose though, an 'Indian' nose, I call it. I mean, lots of non-Indians have this nose, that's just how I think of it, and I love it.

I love that nose too!!! I call it "Jonathan Cheechoo (http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/hockey/img9379014.jpg)" nose, but same difference. :p I also, for some reason, sometimes like kind of weird but strong noses, like Adrien Brody (http://66.49.190.33/scans/grandes/a-b/adrienbrody/adrienbrody0030.jpg)'s. I have a thing for undernourished men like Adrien Brody, too. :/

Hehe, duly noted. :p

(And to be a downer for a moment, there's also the fact that my Evil Ex regularly suggested ways in which I was insufficiently attractive for him, rhapsodized at length about how much nicer his life would be if he could trade me in for an "upgrade," and would announce to complete strangers, "Oh god no, I'm not with HER! Ha ha!" That sort of thing kinda left my ego not so much "bruised" as "obliterated." I'm still getting accustomed to the idea that he might have been full of shit.)

I think a significant portion of NSG could get together and help you get over that. :D

Ex-not-ex always tells me how beautiful I am, and after a few years I finally just decided to believe him. I can tell he's serious. I don't believe I'm beautiful, but I believe he believes I'm beautiful, and that's pretty good. When we're naked together, usually after we've just had sex, he'll run his hands over all the parts of my body I hate the most--my thighs, my belly, my hips--just admiring, telling me how much he loves them, and it's this totally strange but great thing, because I can't understand it, but I kind of love him for loving the things I loathe in myself.

hah, nah, it's ok. If you really want to know, as I have been open about before, the best description of me is "dominant with sadistic inclinations" :p

Well since my avatar hasn't given it away apparently: "submissive with masochistic tendencies"

Ok, so I'm the only one who doesn't have red hair. Though, the last time I posted my picture on NS, tons of people said I had red hair which was strange.

I have an extremely average shade of brown hair. It doesn't even have red undertones.

I have no trouble with going grey, though if the women in my family are any indication, it's going to be a great long while still.

My mom started going gray around 30, but (before she colored it) she had the kind of grey hair that's shiny silver, so I don't think I'll mind.

I know right? We both realized that Missouri is a horrible, awful place and we needed to escape.

And if you like sushi you can come :)

There are so many quips to make there I can't even start.

WTF is Vent?

I think the guy who lives upstairs from me is having a bad trip.

Hilarious, I'm 5'0". So we could line up, shortest to tallest and still not top 5'4"!

Aren't there ANY other normal-height girls on here?

*feels like a giantess*

Well since my avatar hasn't given it away apparently: "submissive with masochistic tendencies"

I fail to see how "future trophy wife" supposedly gives that away :p Although if that's the case, I'm sure I could come up with something that you and Poli would like...though I think your boyfriend might object :p

WTF is Vent?

ventrillo. A voice chat program.

(And to be a downer for a moment, there's also the fact that my Evil Ex regularly suggested ways in which I was insufficiently attractive for him, rhapsodized at length about how much nicer his life would be if he could trade me in for an "upgrade," and would announce to complete strangers, "Oh god no, I'm not with HER! Ha ha!" That sort of thing kinda left my ego not so much "bruised" as "obliterated." I'm still getting accustomed to the idea that he might have been full of shit.)

Fucker. :(

I sure hope you tried to make him pay for those remarks.

I fail to see how "future trophy wife" supposedly gives that away :p Although if that's the case, I'm sure I could come up with something that you and Poli would like...though I think your boyfriend might object :p

First of all, you're silly.

Second of all, I have no boyfriend.

First of all, you're silly.

Second of all, I have no boyfriend.

*swoops in and asks Aerou out*

what the hell is an ex not ex?

From what she's said before, I think he's a guy whom she loves and wants to be with and who loves her back and whom she sexes up fairly regularly but whom she is not currently technically "dating" per se. Is that about right, Ryadn?

Correct.

Someone who you dump, but who you keep on falling into bed with, I imagine.

This too.

*shamed*

Well since my avatar hasn't given it away apparently: "submissive with masochistic tendencies"

Using those terms, I guess I'd be "dominant with masochistic tendencies".

*shamed*

You shouldn't feel ashamed :P

You shouldn't feel ashamed :P

In my defense, he's very beautiful.

For those whom it may concern, the MegaMatt is on Vent now.

In my defense, he's very beautiful.

Then its obviously ok :D.

Man, this site is chugging along slowly for me tonight.

I love that nose too!!! I call it "Jonathan Cheechoo (http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/hockey/img9379014.jpg)" nose, but same difference. :p I also, for some reason, sometimes like kind of weird but strong noses, like Adrien Brody (http://66.49.190.33/scans/grandes/a-b/adrienbrody/adrienbrody0030.jpg)'s. I have a thing for undernourished men like Adrien Brody, too. :/
Brody's mine! Back off! :mad: He's my homie from the 'hood.

well just let me know where and when and if I"m in the area at the time, I'll try to stop in.
Is that the same kind of "trying to stop by" that you did for me the other weekend? *huff*

Brody's mine! Back off! :mad: He's my homie from the 'hood.

Clearly we will have to decide this with mud wrestling.

Didn't get anything.:(Hmmm ... i could swear i had every intention with stuffing your inbox until it overflows. Double, even.
It would be just like me to offer as such and then not show up, though ...
ah well, better that you didn't get anything from me. :p

Clearly we will have to decide this with mud wrestling.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/049.gif
*munches popcorn*

Oh yeah ... perhaps chocolate syrup instead of mud?

Hmmm ... i could swear i had every intention with stuffing your inbox until it overflows.


We all just assumed that was double-entendre.

;)

OK, that succeeded in making the whole memory even worse. I love my mother. I'd be lost without her. But the bitch needs to stay away from my men, 'cause I'll put her in a home, dammit. She's nowhere even vaguely close to needing to be anywhere near a home, but I'll fix that if she gets out of line. ;)
Well, my mother hit on me once at a Halloween Party while i was out with her daughter ... she was dressed like Nefertiti.

We all just assumed that was double-entendre.

;)I can never really tell anymore. :)
Perhaps i'd need some help with that, stuffing her inbox. It may take a few tries and a few different people to figure how to do it right.

I can never really tell anymore. :)
Perhaps i'd need some help with that, stuffing her inbox. It may take a few tries and a few different people to figure how to do it right.

Well, being a geek, and always willing to help, if you need assistance in stuffing Nanatsu's inbox with spam, you know you can rely on me...

:o

>=(

References to triple breasted whores must always refer to the Hitchhiker's Guide. Not Total Recall!Bah. Even better visual aide with the asphyxiation scene.
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Ahnold with three boobies, a-floppin' and a-gaspin'.

Well, being a geek, and always willing to help, if you need assistance in stuffing Nanatsu's inbox with spam, you know you can rely on me...

:oI have quite a few things i wouldn't normally refer to as "Spam" that i intend to stuff her inbox with, but i shall count on you good sir to help me!
*mega-BOW*
...btw, did you know there's actually a substitute for Spam?
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Well, my mother hit on me once at a Halloween Party while i was out with her daughter ... she was dressed like Nefertiti.
Wait. What?

Wait. What?Sorry, watching Harry Potter. Got distracted and forgot the "-in-law" part.
Sorry for the confusion, as funny as that likely sounded.

I'm not attracted to artifacts.
*bone of contention*
I have my suspicions that if i were to hold the Holy Grail out for you, you might be willing to make a frenetic exception once or twice.

Obviously if someone was asking me out, there must be something likeable about me.
I used to think that way until i recounted how much of my mail says i'm "Pre-Approved!", and it's generally addressed to "Occupant".

Sorry, watching Harry Potter. Got distracted and forgot the "-in-law" part.
Sorry for the confusion, as funny as that likely sounded.
Oh, okay then. I was wondering when we were going to see your family on Dr. Phil. ;)

I think he's saying he'll only fuck people who he knows enough to feel safe.http://otherbrooksbrother.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/031208_ashley_dupre.jpg

?

Oh, okay then. I was wondering when we were going to see your family on Dr. Phil. ;)
You probably did on Springer actually. Our collective therapy was to be bouncers.
:)

Anywhere, anytime, anyplace is my motto :D
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:)

After this statement I may very well have to clone myself. O.o
I thought someone mentioned that Straughn and Ruffy were working on that ...

the only context in which the average person sees the clown penis is just before being raped by clowns.
This sig goes out to my coworker, Vaughn.

When else would one see a clown penis?Lunatic Golfballs did something to Straughn once. It's in the archives.

*Agrees*. They're like pretty flowers full of sex.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOfqCTbjvqs
This oughtta be a sig, if it's not already (actually i think it's an avatar)

If that's the case, then maybe it's worth a shot. I suppose.
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Yay for making a difference!

I call mine The Incredible Hulk.
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Politics does that for you?

i will only stick it in the pooper if i can get a rosebud out of it.
http://www.catholica.com.au/andrewstake1/images/Rosebud_350x326.jpg
You're welcome. Now have at it.

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I have that shirt, 'cept it's yellow. In homage to Kari Byron, of course.
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Win.
*bows*

*starts singing the sexy Data tango*http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EC2FC87GL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
Just awesome.

First of all, you're silly.

One of my few redeeming qualities

Second of all, I have no boyfriend.

Not a smart thing to admit around here it seems.

One of my few redeeming qualities

I'm sure you have plenty :P

Not a smart thing to admit around here it seems.

I'll be fine, haha ;).

I'm a nerd nerd.
:hail:

I think the guy who lives upstairs from me is having a bad trip.Get him on here. We'll sort it out for 'im.

I like to meet 'dates' at a pub. That way we can have a drink, some unpretentious bar food, and the music doesn't drown out conversation. It's a non-threatening environment and allows me to get to know someone a bit better. It makes little sense to me to go to a theatre with someone and just sit there in the dark for an hour and a half. I do that with people I already know better.

^This, though if I already have met the person and know them a bit then it would be different but if it is just a meet up like we have met through friends without really speaking to each other or online then a pub for a few drinks is the best way to go I think.

I'm sure you have plenty :P

that's a bet I wouldn't take.

that's a bet I wouldn't take.

I'm willing to make it, no risk, no rewards.

that's a bet I wouldn't take.

That's okay. I'll take it on your behalf. ;)

I'm willing to make it, no risk, no rewards.

That's okay. I'll take it on your behalf. ;)

This is shaping up to be a pretty good day....I admit there are worse questions in the world to be posed with than "blonde or red head..."

Though, I admit to having a thing for red heads..

Everyone seems to have a preference for red heads....

Everyone seems to have a preference for red heads....

hah, never seen a blonde complain about preferences for other hair colors.

I wasn't complaining, it just seems to be a common theme on NSG!

Polish and red hair don't really go together.

I wasn't complaining, it just seems to be a common theme on NSG!

Polish and red hair don't really go together.

yeah, from what I've seen it's always blonde or brown..at least as I saw my last time in warsaw last summer.

yeah, from what I've seen it's always blonde or brown..at least as I saw my last time in warsaw last summer.

Indeed, I don't think I have ever met a Polish girl with naturally red hair.

Indeed, I don't think I have ever met a Polish girl with naturally red hair.

well, I have NOTHING against blondes either :p

Indeed, I don't think I have ever met a Polish girl with naturally red hair.

That's why it's good to be a Scottish/German/Native American/English/Czech/god only knows what else mutt! ;)

well, I have NOTHING against blondes either :p

Well I would hope not. We blondes have nothing against you ;).

That's why it's good to be a Scottish/German/Native American/English/Czech/god only knows what else mutt! ;)

Well you turned out quite hot, so I would say so! I do prefer to be "purebred" though, kind of nice :).

Well I would hope not. We blondes have nothing against you ;).

well that's a shame...what if I WANTED something against me? :p

well that's a shame...what if I WANTED something against me? :p

I suppose that would depend on how nicely you asked. It would also depend on how many of those redeeming qualities you actually have ;).

Pwned.
:hail:
Can we say ... postyoinked? :(

I suppose that would depend on how nicely you asked.

Not nicely at all, which to some is the appeal :p

It would also depend on how many of those redeeming qualities you actually have ;).

well, me to know, etc. etc.

How many dates should you go on before you try the magician on her?

Never?

Does that involve a rabbit, the carrot, a wand, being sawed in half, or someplace special for a quarter?

Pwned.
:hail:
Can we say ... postyoinked? :(

Truth be told, I like Neo Art too much to risk people thinking I might actually be insulting him rather than affectionately teasing him. :p

Not nicely at all, which to some is the appeal :p

Could be quite appealing ;)

well, me to know, etc. etc.

Me to find out?

This is shaping up to be a pretty good day....I admit there are worse questions in the world to be posed with than "blonde or red head..."

Though, I admit to having a thing for red heads..

Whatever. Blondes and red heads are going out. Soon our brunette army will have total control!

That's why it's good to be a Scottish/German/Native American/English/Czech/god only knows what else mutt! ;)

Must be the Scottish and Czech, since I have all the other things and no red hair in my family. Czechs I've known are usually brunettes but the guys' facial hair comes in red...funny.

Truth be told, I like Neo Art too much to risk people thinking I might actually be insulting him rather than affectionately teasing him. :pThat's fair ... but you know, scuttlebutt has it he's got balls of steel. Colbert quivers, even.

Could be quite appealing ;)

Hm, we'll see.

Me to find out?

Hah, yes, well, something like that. Anyway, I think that's my cue to bow out of things for this evening.

Second of all, I have no boyfriend.

:eek: How the hell is that even possible?

That's fair ... but you know, scuttlebutt has it he's got balls of steel. Colbert quivers, even.

fuckin' titanium.