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Pfft, you're such a sexist. What's a little spontaneous gender reassignment between friends? :p

It's the spontaneous part that's kind of odd.

Pfft, you're such a sexist. What's a little spontaneous gender reassignment between friends? :p

It teaches you who your real friends are :D

It teaches you who your real friends are :D

For example, that your real friend Charlie is really your real friend Charlene.

For example, that your real friend Charlie is really your real friend Charlene.

Exactly.

Also, long time no see/chat/post!?!

But I guess thats my fault, I'm the one who hasn't really been around.

Gor?

Oh fuck please no.

The idea that 'all women are slaves who have yet to find their master (a man)' idea is so fundamentally repulsive that I honestly would stop mid-sex if I found out the person I was fucking was a Gorean.

And this thread is in the top ten longest NSG threads evah.

EDIT: Sorry. It's eleventh. It needs 3618 replies to be in the top ten.

I've revised my goal, I do actually want to surpass the Dutch thread now.

Go big or go home, right?

Exactly.

Also, long time no see/chat/post!?!

But I guess thats my fault, I'm the one who hasn't really been around.

I've missed you, sweetheart.

I'm around, and I still have you on my MSN, but (and this will probably sound silly) I haven't messaged you because you're always on your phone, and I wouldn't want you getting charged for all these messages coming in from Eastern Canada.

I've revised my goal, I do actually want to surpass the Dutch thread now.

Go big or go home, right?

You'll have to more than double it.

By that I mean that this thread currently has less than half the number of the replies as the Nederslandse thread.

Damnit I should be napping...

anyone into wrestling/funning-around that turns into sex?

I have to admit that in many cases, I wanted the actual fights I got into to turn into something like that. I only got my wish once.

For the less extreme, how 'physical' do you like to get with your partner in terms of rough-housing?

You'll have to more than double it.

By that I mean that this thread currently has less than half the number of the replies as the Nederslandse thread.

Listen, I know I'm not that great at math...I'm a law student, we're almost allergic (hell, some of us can't even spell, so I'm not really sure what we're good at). I know I can't do figures in my head the way you do. But is it really necessary to treat me as though I'm a complete fucking mathematical moron by pointing out essentially the same thing twice?


Jerk.





















I tried, but I really don't mean it, so I guess that's not actually our first fight, but can we still have 'makeup' sex?











I always wondered if that would involve mascara or something.

Damnit I should be napping...

anyone into wrestling/funning-around that turns into sex?

I have to admit that in many cases, I wanted the actual fights I got into to turn into something like that. I only got my wish once.

For the less extreme, how 'physical' do you like to get with your partner in terms of rough-housing?

Fights-turned-sex are good. Very good. BUT, and this is important, I've found, the whole point is that you both realize that whatever you were fighting over is completely inconsequential in the long run, and that getting riled up at each other gave you a good chance to let a bit of passion out. If you roll over and are still thinking "I'm right and you're wrong", then there are issues that can't be solved through torrid sex. Which is a shame, because torrid sex seems like it would get a lot of arguments settled better than with politics and war.

Damnit I should be napping...

anyone into wrestling/funning-around that turns into sex?

I have to admit that in many cases, I wanted the actual fights I got into to turn into something like that. I only got my wish once.

For the less extreme, how 'physical' do you like to get with your partner in terms of rough-housing?

Yeah, that's fun. Evil Ex and I used to have tickle-fights that would end when he successfully pinned me down and tickled me till I begged for mercy, at which point he'd switch to some other form of torture.

I do enjoy a little rough-housing, mostly because I inevitably lose. ;)

Listen, I know I'm not that great at math...I'm a law student, we're almost allergic (hell, some of us can't even spell, so I'm not really sure what we're good at). I know I can't do figures in my head the way you do. But is it really necessary to treat me as though I'm a complete fucking mathematical moron by pointing out essentially the same thing twice?

Jerk.

I tried, but I really don't mean it, so I guess that's not actually our first fight, but can we still have 'makeup' sex?

I always wondered if that would involve mascara or something.

Yes. With lots of mascara.

Yeah I don't mean actual fights, as in actual arguments with actual hurt feelings and things to prove. I mean more the Poli-described rough-housing where I end up pinned down and ravaged. :D

anyone into wrestling/funning-around that turns into sex?

I have to admit that in many cases, I wanted the actual fights I got into to turn into something like that. I only got my wish once.

Yes please.

Can't count the number of times I've started picking (physical) fights with my (now) boyfriend just to get, well, physical, and hope to get some sex that way.

All those times we fought, hard and long, ending with me on the ground and on my back, him pinning me down, heaving, knees between my legs.. only to have him say "See? I won!" and get to his feet.

Such potential wasted.

Yes. With lots of mascara.

I want pictures of you with mascara running down your face. You should also be in a torn wedding dress and fishnet stockings.

Listen, I know I'm not that great at math...I'm a law student, we're almost allergic (hell, some of us can't even spell, so I'm not really sure what we're good at). I know I can't do figures in my head the way you do. But is it really necessary to treat me as though I'm a complete fucking mathematical moron by pointing out essentially the same thing twice?


You're good for spouting bullshit at trials.

Disclaimer: This post is not intended as offensive. It's meant as a joke. Take it as that. This disclaimer tries to prevent me getting sued.

All those times we fought, hard and long, ending with me on the ground and on my back, him pinning me down, heaving, knees between my legs.. only to have him say "See? I won!" and get to his feet.

Such potential wasted.

At that point, I'd push him down a flight of stairs.

You're good for spouting bullshit at trials.

You're right, we have excellent oral skills.

Yes please.

Can't count the number of times I've started picking (physical) fights with my (now) boyfriend just to get, well, physical, and hope to get some sex that way.

All those times we fought, hard and long, ending with me on the ground and on my back, him pinning me down, heaving, knees between my legs.. only to have him say "See? I won!" and get to his feet.

Such potential wasted.

....are you quite certain he's not gay?

At that point, I'd push him down a flight of stairs.

We men don't tend to learn very well when we're in critical condition.

Side note: I love it when whatever I'm listening to fits the thread I'm posting in. How's that for audiophile geekery?

Yes please.

Can't count the number of times I've started picking (physical) fights with my (now) boyfriend just to get, well, physical, and hope to get some sex that way.

All those times we fought, hard and long, ending with me on the ground and on my back, him pinning me down, heaving, knees between my legs.. only to have him say "See? I won!" and get to his feet.

Such potential wasted.

and you say you're not into S&M :p

We men don't tend to learn very well when we're in critical condition.

At that point, I'd have determined said man to be beyond the 'learning' stage, and into the 'take THAT, bitch' stage.

Oh fuck please no.

The idea that 'all women are slaves who have yet to find their master (a man)' idea is so fundamentally repulsive that I honestly would stop mid-sex if I found out the person I was fucking was a Gorean.

Perhaps the first question you should ask people then is "Are you a Gorean?" instead of "Are you an expert of aboriginal issues?"

Perhaps the first question you should ask people then is "Are you a Gorean?" instead of "Are you an expert of aboriginal issues?"

Ah shit.

Well...hmmm. No, because I don't actually intend on fucking everyone I meet, but I do generally intend to lambast everyone I meet on aboriginal issues, proclaiming myself to be THE mouthpiece for aboriginal people all over the world, past/present/future.

Apparently.

Damnit. Do you have some more crayons?

At that point, I'd have determined said man to be beyond the 'learning' stage, and into the 'take THAT, bitch' stage.Ouch.

Ouch.

If you could still say that after, I would have failed.

That's another good question. Domestic abuse! Funny? Or not something you should joke about?

I bet you can guess which side of that I'm on.

Ah shit.

Well...hmmm. No, because I don't actually intend on fucking everyone I meet, but I do generally intend to lambast everyone I meet on aboriginal issues, proclaiming myself to be THE mouthpiece for aboriginal people all over the world, past/present/future.

Apparently.

Damnit. Do you have some more crayons?

Tons. I can go over to the pediatric wing and steal some from the oncology patients.










Yes, I went there.

Tons. I can go over to the pediatric wing and steal some from the oncology patients.


Damn.






You're good.

That's another good question. Domestic abuse! Funny? Or not something you should joke about?

I bet you can guess which side of that I'm on.

Not something you should joke about.

Tons. I can go over to the pediatric wing and steal some from the oncology patients.










Yes, I went there.

Those kids weren't going to be needing them in a few days anyway.

Oof. I can actually FEEL my Karma sliding into debt.

At that point, I'd push him down a flight of stairs.
Pity there are no stairs in that building.
....are you quite certain he's not gay?
Actually.. actually, please let's not go there.

Not something you should joke about.

Awwww....but:

Q. Wanna hear a joke?
A. Women's Rights

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Or THIS one:

Q. What's the biggest problem with being a black woman?
A. There's no kitchen in the back of the bus.



No? No?

Oh come ON.

Love this thread. from First dates and when one should have sex to Gor and Domestic abuse! :p
That's another good question. Domestic abuse! Funny? Or not something you should joke about?

I bet you can guess which side of that I'm on.
like evertying, it depends on how the joke.

I've heard both funny and tradgically unfunny jokes on Domestic Abuse.

Those kids weren't going to be needing them in a few days anyway.

Oof. I can actually FEEL my Karma sliding into debt.

Exactly. Most of my patients don't have the mental capacity to colour within the lines anyway, I mean....with the massive pituitary tumour they're growing they can't do much of anything.

That's another good question. Domestic abuse! Funny? Or not something you should joke about?

I bet you can guess which side of that I'm on.

I feel there to be distinction between "funny" and "things one can joke about". No, domestic abuse is not funny, at all. However, as with any topic, you can make funny jokes about it. As always, context is key. And, of course, intelligence. The touchier the subject, the more intelligence is needed to beinjected into the joke for it to be funny/okay.

Exactly. Most of my patients don't have the mental capacity to colour within the lines anyway, I mean....with the massive pituitary tumour they're growing they can't do much of anything.

See...my domestic abuse jokes are nothing compared to this. Always use someone else's much worse humour as a shield!

Awwww....but:

Q. Wanna hear a joke?
A. Women's Rights

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Or THIS one:

Q. What's the biggest problem with being a black woman?
A. There's no kitchen in the back of the bus.



No? No?

Oh come ON.

One of my favourite shirts says "I should be in the kitchen" on it, I wear it under my scrubs.

I'm of the "everything in the universe is funny from some point of view" school. I know, sometimes this leads me to dark, ugly humour, but I always follow the best thing my father ever taught me: Don't laugh at people until you can laugh at yourself.

I'm hilarious, by the way.

Awwww....but:

Q. Wanna hear a joke?
A. Women's Rights

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Or THIS one:

Q. What's the biggest problem with being a black woman?
A. There's no kitchen in the back of the bus.



No? No?

Oh come ON.

Those were some of the worst jokes ever.

Those kids weren't going to be needing them in a few days anyway.

Oof. I can actually FEEL my Karma sliding into debt.

Better leave her behind with the kids, they're alright
The kids are alright
The Who- The kids are alright

Just remember, it's only funny when women say it.

See...my domestic abuse jokes are nothing compared to this. Always use someone else's much worse humour as a shield!

Its because we doctors are such assholes. I mean, we make fun of sick people.....thats worse than lawyers.

Those were some of the worst jokes ever.

It's okay, you can admit that you laughed.

Its because we doctors are such assholes. I mean, we make fun of sick people.....thats worse than lawyers.

It must be why the only other Faculty that Law is willing to 'mingle' with is Medicine. It makes us feel less scummy.

One of my favourite shirts says "I should be in the kitchen" on it, I wear it under my scrubs.

I'm imagining someone seeing that on you as they're about to go under with gas and having a brief, frantic moment of panic before ti all changes into happy sleep time.



Now I'm just imagining seeing it on you.

Oh fuck please no.

The idea that 'all women are slaves who have yet to find their master (a man)' idea is so fundamentally repulsive that I honestly would stop mid-sex if I found out the person I was fucking was a Gorean.

What the hell is a Gorean?

It's okay, you can admit that you laughed.

That's the thing. I didn't laugh.

Its because we doctors are such assholes. I mean, we make fun of sick people.....that's worse than lawyers.
Oh, look at me. I'm a bastard between a Jew and someone whose family is notorious for their Nazi-ism, that alone gives me huge ghoulish jokes potential. And I'm an (ex) lesbian, left-handed, handicapped, atheist, a woman.. I love the various freedoms it gives me to make minority jokes.

What the hell is a Gorean?

This (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gorean) sums it up best.

What the hell is a Gorean?

Someone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorean) from Gor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor).

Actually.. actually, please let's not go there.

no no, now you have to.

*lurks*

no no, now you have to.

I think it's in the rules.

It must be why the only other Faculty that Law is willing to 'mingle' with is Medicine. It makes us feel less scummy.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too. ~Anton Chekhov, Ivanov

What the hell is a Gorean?

Folks, seriously: If it's on wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorean) or on urbandictionary, there will be no need to ask.

Oh, look at me. I'm a bastard between a Jew and someone whose family is notorious for their Nazi-ism, that alone gives me huge ghoulish jokes potential. And I'm an (ex) lesbian, left-handed, handicapped, atheist, a woman.. I love the various freedoms it gives me to make minority jokes.

S'ok. I'm a blonde, Polish, left-handed Jewish doctor. I've heard it all before :D.

This (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gorean) sums it up best.

that is... very frigtening... :eek:

S'ok. I'm a blonde, Polish, left-handed Jewish doctor. I've heard it all before :D.

Whatever you are, I want more of it.


Redheaded, Canadian hockey fan and artist here. I suppose I get more stereotypes than outright jokes.

This (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gorean) sums it up best.
O i see. Unpleasant.

I thought ED was banned round these here parts, though...

What the hell is a Gorean?

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.

Too late. :(

I didn't know what Gor was either, so I looked up and now I wish I hadn't.

I'm sure 'nerd' varies.

There are many, many types of nerds. I myself am a nerd in several different respects (fantasy books, INTERNETZ, anime, etc.)

Hmph.

Which brings up the following question: Do you people have a type? As in "s/he's totally my type" type.

I'm not very picky when it comes to women, but by strange coincidence, the majority of my girlfriends have been chubby blondes with grey eyes. Not so much a case of me falling for them, and more of a case of chubby, grey-eyed blondes falling for me.

I have a type. Female.

Seriously, I used to think I had a type, but now I don't think I do. Intelligent, maybe. Stupidity annoys me, and so a woman's attractiveness automatically drops if she demonstrates herself to be stupid.

Physically, the only consistency that I can see is that I really really like dark hair. Black most of all, but also dark brown. There are exceptions though. Large eyes are also very attractive to me, especially if they have this intense sort of look that I can't really describe.

That's an interesting issue though...are people comfortable having sex in front of animals?

Not if they're really watching or getting too close.

But if they just happen to be in the room or something, I really just ignore them.

It doesn't need to be a fascination. Most of the girls I've had relations with have said they get better orgasms from (good) anal, and 'problems' that could easily be cured by taking a shower afterwards just don't seem like a good enough reason to deprive my lover of the greatest pleasure I can give her.

Plus, it's just nice. The positioning is different, subtly, and the whole experience is similar, but different. And often - much more intense.

I have something like an anti-fascination. The whole idea just really turns me off. It's nothing specific like "Eww! Poop!" or anything. I'm just completely uninterested. Even an accidental slip in that direction can be a complete and rather sudden turn off.

What features do you not like to see in the opposite sex, or are put offs? For me it's women with facial hair or broad shoulders.

I have something like an anti-fascination. The whole idea just really turns me off. It's nothing specific like "Eww! Poop!" or anything. I'm just completely uninterested. Even an accidental slip in that direction can be a complete and rather sudden turn off.

But, why?

You said it's not the stereotypical 'eww, gross' response. If your man bumps against your tummy on his way 'home' (so to speak), it doesn't kill the mood, one assumes. And, again, you're probably not specifically 'interested' in phallus-to-tummy contact? So why the specific response if he veers a few inches the other way?

Have you tried just finger contact, or what used to be called, down our way, an 'English Rose' (the common euphemism now would be 'tossing your salad')?

But, why?

You said it's not the stereotypical 'eww, gross' response. If your man bumps against your tummy on his way 'home' (so to speak), it doesn't kill the mood, one assumes. And, again, you're probably not specifically 'interested' in phallus-to-tummy contact? So why the specific response if he veers a few inches the other way?

Beats me. It just does. I was actually really surprised by what a mood-killer it was.

Have you tried just finger contact, or what used to be called, down our way, an 'English Rose' (the common euphemism now would be 'tossing your salad')?

That's actually all I've "tried". (in quotes because it was accidental)

Heh. It's funny, 'cause I look at that picture and think, "argh, I really need to lose ten pounds." It's certainly cheering to know that other people don't think so, though. :D

Bah. I only get an awesome waist vaguely approaching yours when I'm corseted. <3

Your corset is uber amazing though!

But, why?

You said it's not the stereotypical 'eww, gross' response. If your man bumps against your tummy on his way 'home' (so to speak), it doesn't kill the mood, one assumes. And, again, you're probably not specifically 'interested' in phallus-to-tummy contact? So why the specific response if he veers a few inches the other way?

Have you tried just finger contact, or what used to be called, down our way, an 'English Rose' (the common euphemism now would be 'tossing your salad')?

There's quite a distance between the vagina and the belly.

There's quite a distance between the vagina and the belly.

Only if you have a freakishly long torso :p

The only reason I'd care whether someone was into anal or not, would be if I wanted that person to fuck me in the ass. Otherwise, why think about it?

I don't have a type, per se (though some of my friends claim I must have a thing for Chileans, but I swear it's a coincidence!), but I do have things that tend to attract me. It's personalities first with men. With women, I tend to go with looks first, I know, terribly shallow of me.

Physically, I like tall guys (not hard since I'm short), and I tend not to be attracted to blondes, or really 'white' people. I like dark skin and non-honkeyness, though I've dated plenty of white guys so it's certainly not a limiting factor. I looooove guys with shaved heads, but dark hair is good too. Broad shoulders, nice ass. And skinny (can be muscular but not too much).

It's about presence too. Meh, can't describe it well, I suppose the guys I've been most attracted to share some physical similarities, but not extremely similar, and tend to be more similar in terms of personality.

For chicks, give me little asians, filipinas preferably, with a nice round ass. I'd put up with a lot of personality flaws just to get a piece of that.

One of my friends has somewhat specific preferences. She seems to fall most for big Irish men and tiny Asian women.

Only if you have a freakishly long torso :p

The only reason I'd care whether someone was into anal or not, would be if I wanted that person to fuck me in the ass. Otherwise, why think about it?

Ohhhh.

See, I was seeing GnI's references to "tummy" and I was like "Does someone really have a hang up about peoples' bellies?"

Is it also a word for bum?

You should explain this...

Explanation of watching porn at work when I don't work in porn:

It's called working at Tower Records. Remember them, the big music chain that went bankrupt for a very good reason? I used to work the late night shift at the headquarters store on W 4th Street in NYC. It'd be 1am, and we just closed the store and still had about an hour of counting out and cleaning up and pricing to do, and someone would pop a porn onto the big monitors just to help the time pass. It was a company tradition, just like their policy of employing sex offenders and transferring them to other regions if they had outstanding warrants on them.

Bizarrely, or tragically, or infuriatingly, or something, that was not the most low-class job I've ever had.


Okay, that reminds me. Who thinks nerds and nerd chicks are hot?
Nerds! Yes, please! :D I'm a nerd nerd.

Oh oh oh! Pick me, pick me!

Actually I like nerds of either gender, for a number of reasons. The fact that they are 'nerds' genereally means they aren't struggling 24/7 to be like everyone else, and therefore tend to have personalities worth investigation. Also, I can safely say that in my experience, nerds are the best in bed. They just don't take anything for granted, and they go all out. They're also mad discreet.
Ditto. When nerds are comfortable in their own nerdy skins, they can be totally hot.

Okay, pr0n. I love porn, always have, always will. I have watched porn with most of my friends at some point or another...either as background during a party (stuck on fast forward), or because one of us found our roomate's stash and we wanted to know what he or she was into. Muahahahahaha!

Porn is interesting...it's great for a sort of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style-commentary when it's really bad...yes, I've actually attended a 'bad porn party' or two. Or four. Generally that sort of porn doesn't turn me on, it just makes me giggle.
Yeah, this too. I have a weird relationship with porn. Watching it alone, the stuff that turns me on, well...turns me on. But even the stuff that I think is hot, loses its hotness when I'm watching it with others -- like at work. Then it's totally MST3K time, and it's HILARIOUS! :D



Names for penii:

Calico Jack
I like that one.

Hmph.

Which brings up the following question: Do you people have a type? As in "s/he's totally my type" type.

There are lots of "types" of guys I think are hot, but I guess "my type" is the above-mentioned nerd. All my boyfriends have been skinny little pencil-necked geeks with wacky intellectual interests.

And for some reason I like big noses.

Heh. It's funny, 'cause I look at that picture and think, "argh, I really need to lose ten pounds." It's certainly cheering to know that other people don't think so, though. :D
OK, here's an idea: Why don't I just smack ten pounds of crap out of your silly ass, you beautiful bitch? I hate you. And I say that from the heart -- you know that kind of murderous jealousy that women only feel for another woman who actually does have it all goin' on?

Anyway, you're gorgeous. Shut up. If I hear you talk about your flabby ass one more time I'll cut you. You don't deserve that figure if you can't appreciate it. I'm working like a dog to get that figure. Actually, I'm well on my way towards that figure, and now that I've seen you, I'm determined to get hotter than you. Thanks! I need the motivation. :D

Yeah I don't mean actual fights, as in actual arguments with actual hurt feelings and things to prove. I mean more the Poli-described rough-housing where I end up pinned down and ravaged. :D
Um...I don't deliberately engage in rough-house sessions that somehow lead to sex. It's just that making out sometimes turns to rough-house play on its way to sex. So, yeah, I like it, but I hardly really think about it.

What features do you not like to see in the opposite sex, or are put offs? For me it's women with facial hair or broad shoulders.
Bad hygiene = #1 instant turn off.

Also not a huge fan of facial hair because it itches.

And I don't like a guy who hits the gym too much -- you know those guys who are so built up, you wonder how they can masturbate because they look like they can't put their arms down.

One of my friends has somewhat specific preferences. She seems to fall most for big Irish men and tiny Asian women.

I'll admit I have a thing for Irish men. One of the major exceptions to my preference for darker skin.

Ohhhh.

See, I was seeing GnI's references to "tummy" and I was like "Does someone really have a hang up about peoples' bellies?"

Is it also a word for bum?

No, it means belly, stomach, whatever...I think he was just making some point about accidental contact. Anywho:)

I'll admit I have a thing for Irish men. One of the major exceptions to my preference for darker skin.

I was always attracted to guys with darker skin as well. Though, I have a thing for Middle Eastern guys (especially Iranian guys it seems) which is bad for a Jew apparently......

No, it means belly, stomach, whatever...I think he was just making some point about accidental contact. Anywho:)

I was quite confused, knowing that certain words mean different things in different places. Like "fanny" and "pants."

One of my friends has somewhat specific preferences. She seems to fall most for big Irish men

Well, She's in Luck my friend! ;)


Sorry, I couldnt resist :p

There's quite a distance between the vagina and the belly.

I'm thinking in terms of the area in front of the vagina, rather than behind. If you press up against your ladylove, and you err just an inch or so too far backwards (or just the right distance, for some) you're getting into the right sort of territory for anal. If you err just an inch or so too far forwards, you're heading into clit-stimulation terrritory, maybe... or maybe you're pressing against her 'tummy'. See what I mean?

And for some reason I like big noses.
Yes!

It's a particular nose though, an 'Indian' nose, I call it. I mean, lots of non-Indians have this nose, that's just how I think of it, and I love it. Jaws. I have this thing about jaw lines. Sort of squarish usually, but it doesn't have to be...but if a guy has a nice jaw, I have this overwhelming desire to run my lips softly along it. Colllllllllar bones. Uhhhm. Just that whole shoulder area, back and front. Love it.


Turn offs...really bad teeth, mullets, guys who are balding who don't just shave their heads, and guys with 'lady bum'.

I was always attracted to guys with darker skin as well. Though, I have a thing for Middle Eastern guys (especially Iranian guys it seems) which is bad for a Jew apparently......

:(

Punjabi boys. I don't usually like the constant 3 o'clock shadow, but on punjabi boys who don't go with the full beard, I'm all for it. Curly long hair. I have the bad habit of really falling for traditional punjabi boys who just don't date people like me.

:(

Punjabi boys. I don't usually like the constant 3 o'clock shadow, but on punjabi boys who don't go with the full beard, I'm all for it. Curly long hair. I have the bad habit of really falling for traditional punjabi boys who just don't date people like me.

Yea, Persian boys who come from traditional families don't tend to want to date me either. :(

I'm thinking in terms of the area in front of the vagina, rather than behind. If you press up against your ladylove, and you err just an inch or so too far backwards (or just the right distance, for some) you're getting into the right sort of territory for anal. If you err just an inch or so too far forwards, you're heading into clit-stimulation terrritory, maybe... or maybe you're pressing against her 'tummy'. See what I mean?

O i see.

Yea, Persian boys who come from traditional families don't tend to want to date me either. :(

Stupid traditions.

To what extent do you share your hobbies/passions with your 'dates'? I have a habit of just not really involving someone I'm sleeping with in my interests unless they show an interest first...so I'll mention I play guitar/sing, and if they're not in law, I'll talk about it a little...but if they don't express more interest, I don't bother.

Then again, when I hook up with friends, quite often we already share interests, so there's no need to clam up.

I also don't like to pry...I figure if someone wants to tell me something, they will. Sometimes this backfires a bit because I come across as uninterested, when I'm not...I just really respect other people's privacy...which of course could be why some people don't ask me more about things (rather than disinterest), but whatever.

I suppose that really depends on the hobby.

"I love to play video games" tends to go over better than, "I enjoy reading about neurological conditions pertinent to my field of study."

I dont know if this has already been discussed since there are over 3,500 posts on this thread and I have only been on here (recently) for abouta day, but where is your ideal place to take a first date.

To what extent do you share your hobbies/passions with your 'dates'? I have a habit of just not really involving someone I'm sleeping with in my interests unless they show an interest first...so I'll mention I play guitar/sing, and if they're not in law, I'll talk about it a little...but if they don't express more interest, I don't bother.

Then again, when I hook up with friends, quite often we already share interests, so there's no need to clam up.

I also don't like to pry...I figure if someone wants to tell me something, they will. Sometimes this backfires a bit because I come across as uninterested, when I'm not...I just really respect other people's privacy...which of course could be why some people don't ask me more about things (rather than disinterest), but whatever.
I'm pretty much the same. Not much of a question-asker or info-volunteer-er. I often think that works against me, because it stops me finding lovers who can also be good friends outside the bedroom (by which I mean wherever we have sex).

I suppose that really depends on the hobby.

"I love to play video games" tends to go over better than, "I enjoy reading about neurological conditions pertinent to my field of study."

Heh. I'm actually kind of the other way round. The fact that I like to play certain video games probably won't get a mention, but I might discuss a fascination for obscure music, or a nerdish interest in history.

I guess 'tending to go over better' has never interested me. I'm more likely to try to put someone off by discussing some esoteric passion, than try to claim common ground. Maybe it's a defensive thing. Maybe it's my way of marking out 'here there be geekiness'.

...but where is your ideal place to take a first date.

According to the first post... in the bum.

I suppose that really depends on the hobby.

"I love to play video games" tends to go over better than, "I enjoy reading about neurological conditions pertinent to my field of study."
If we're talking about actual first dates, as opposed to a euphemism for fucking, I like to go to a place that encourages conversation -- like a bar/restaurant, maybe with an activity before it, like some kind of festival event or that traditional standby, a movie.

To me, the point of a "date" is to get to know each other, or at least start the getting-to-know-each-other ball rolling, so time to relax and talk is good, imo.

To what extent do you share your hobbies/passions with your 'dates'? I have a habit of just not really involving someone I'm sleeping with in my interests unless they show an interest first...so I'll mention I play guitar/sing, and if they're not in law, I'll talk about it a little...but if they don't express more interest, I don't bother.

Then again, when I hook up with friends, quite often we already share interests, so there's no need to clam up.

I also don't like to pry...I figure if someone wants to tell me something, they will. Sometimes this backfires a bit because I come across as uninterested, when I'm not...I just really respect other people's privacy...which of course could be why some people don't ask me more about things (rather than disinterest), but whatever.

If someone's going to get close enough to sleep with me, then they're close enough to know just how much of a weird-ass fucking nerd I am.

Also, it would probably become evident quite early that music is a big part of my life. I often wear band shirts and certain things about how I look might tell someone that I enjoy listening to metal. Walking into my room/house in Santa Cruz would let someone know immediately that, in addition to listening to metal (as well as lots of other things, if they took a peek at my CD shelf), I play bass (electric, acoustic and upright) and guitar, that I think vampiresses are hot, that I like Celtic stuff, that I voted for Barack Obama and am interested in politics, that I have an odd sense of humor; just how odd would be revealed by the fact that on the wall by my bed there is a very cute cartoonish print of a Panda bear that someone at UCSC made that says "fornicate," and a further look around my walls would reveal the fact that I am a pagan.

I make my interests fairly obvious, though less obvious might be the fact that I'm way into history (both natural history and of course, that of humans specifically and civilizations and such things).

Chances are, though, that I wouldn't even be talking to someone unless I'd found some common interest that we shared.

My ladyfriend and I aren't interested in all the same things, but enough of the same ones that we have something to talk about pretty much all the time. She inquires about my other interests, especially my band, as she likes to know how I'm doing in such. Similarly, I talk to her about things that I'm interested in her doing that I don't do myself, even botany things that I don't entirely understand. But that's okay, because it's kinda hot when she's talking about something I don't know anything about, because her being smarter than me is really hot.

I dont know if this has already been discussed since there are over 3,500 posts on this thread and I have only been on here (recently) for abouta day, but where is your ideal place to take a first date.

I'm not very creative with dates. I tend to go for restaurants and movies. Movies are great because they provide a good conversation starter (I can be awkward at it sometimes). Of course, it's been so long since I had a first date, that such may have changed. My first date with my ladyfriend was not to a movie or restaurant, though, it was to the planetarium.

Aww damnit. One of my fuckbuddies just sent me a...admittedly hilarious message via facebook letting me know that he might be seeing someone soon and doesn't feel comfortable hooking up tomorrow night. Hilarious because it read like a legal pleading, and also because he admitted he couldn't call because the sex is good and he'd have a hard time turning it down in a more 'personal' way. He suggested that most guys aren't as principled, but I've actually found that it's pretty rare to meet someone who is okay with an 'open' relationship. I'm completely up front right off the bat that I'm in love with someone and in a long-distance relationship, so the lack of possibility of anything lasting tends to bother people. I get that. It's just awfully inconvenient sometimes.

:(

Ah well.

I dont know if this has already been discussed since there are over 3,500 posts on this thread and I have only been on here (recently) for abouta day, but where is your ideal place to take a first date.

I like to meet 'dates' at a pub. That way we can have a drink, some unpretentious bar food, and the music doesn't drown out conversation. It's a non-threatening environment and allows me to get to know someone a bit better. It makes little sense to me to go to a theatre with someone and just sit there in the dark for an hour and a half. I do that with people I already know better.

I'm pretty much the same. Not much of a question-asker or info-volunteer-er. I often think that works against me, because it stops me finding lovers who can also be good friends outside the bedroom (by which I mean wherever we have sex).

Sometimes I feel bad about that, because sure, I'm interested, but I'm just really uncomfortable asking people personal questions. Some people have no trouble with that, but I'm not one of them. I've got no problems talking about incredibly intimate things if it's brought up, but I won't dig.

Also, I am loathe to discuss my culture with people I don't know very well (I debate issues here but I don't go into details, for example). I wouldn't mind sharing that info with people I'm closer with, but they almost have to drag it out of me. It just makes me feel very exposed.

Yeah, pubs are good places for a first date. Relaxed, fun, not too noisy but they do come with some mild entertainment (food, drink, people watching, maybe music).

And my condolences on the fuck-buddy thing.

Sometimes I feel bad about that, because sure, I'm interested, but I'm just really uncomfortable asking people personal questions. Some people have no trouble with that, but I'm not one of them. I've got no problems talking about incredibly intimate things if it's brought up, but I won't dig.

Also, I am loathe to discuss my culture with people I don't know very well (I debate issues here but I don't go into details, for example). I wouldn't mind sharing that info with people I'm closer with, but they almost have to drag it out of me. It just makes me feel very exposed.
I'm just as loathe to ask questions, and there are some topics on which I have no inhibitions about talking about myself, and others on which I'm very shy. Like, for example, I feel totally comfortable talking about sex, but I'd feel very exposed bringing up my cult-tv/pop culture interests, actor crushes, MMORPG experiences, or my pet theory about a connection between gambling, tarot occultism, and political radicalism.

But the reason I hesitate to ask questions or volunteer the full Story o' Me is that I feel like it's not polite to pry or to talk about oneself as if bragging.

I do it here, of course, but that's because I'm not trying to make good impression here. :p

But the reason I hesitate to ask questions or volunteer the full Story o' Me is that I feel like it's not polite to pry or to talk about oneself as if bragging. Yes! That's exactly it. I had someone complain once that I was 'closed off' because of it, but I don't want to sound arrogant or self-absorbed yakking about myself all the time. My very close friends hear it all, poor things :D

I've also been criticised for 'not showing interest', but again I think it's really rude to pry, so if someone volunteers info, I'll follow up on it, but I'm not going to just say "hey so, tell me about your childhood".

And thanks. I keep losing fuckbuddies to their 'principles'. Pffffft. No-strings-attached seems to be a myth.

Heh. I'm actually kind of the other way round. The fact that I like to play certain video games probably won't get a mention, but I might discuss a fascination for obscure music, or a nerdish interest in history.

I guess 'tending to go over better' has never interested me. I'm more likely to try to put someone off by discussing some esoteric passion, than try to claim common ground. Maybe it's a defensive thing. Maybe it's my way of marking out 'here there be geekiness'.

Maybe its different for women? Unless I know the guy I'm talking to is interested in said neurological disorders, then I try and make myself as nerdy as possible :D

I like to meet 'dates' at a pub. That way we can have a drink, some unpretentious bar food, and the music doesn't drown out conversation. It's a non-threatening environment and allows me to get to know someone a bit better. It makes little sense to me to go to a theatre with someone and just sit there in the dark for an hour and a half. I do that with people I already know better.

True. and if not a pub a nice small restaurant with a good beer selection.

Taking a girl to the theatre is a good first high school date..

this thread is huge.... and reading it reminds me that i am out of touch with society, spending too much time gaming.... yikes...

Maybe its different for women? Unless I know the guy I'm talking to is interested in said neurological disorders, then I try and make myself as nerdy as possible :D

Some people in law like to 'show off', and that annoys the fuck out of me. I deliberately try to avoid telling people I'm in law. They ask, "what do you do?" Ok, well I'm a student. "What do you study?" Well my undergrad is in education. "You a teacher?" I was yes. "So what are you studying now?" Law.

I really wish they'd just stop at "what do you do", because then they either start asking me for legal advice, or they get intimidated, both of which are stupid reactions.

And thanks. I keep losing fuckbuddies to their 'principles'. Pffffft. No-strings-attached seems to be a myth.

I learned a long time ago, to my bitter disappointment, that there is no such thing as "casual sex." At least, not among people who claim they're into casual sex but who are not me. Most of my love life is a series of guys who claim to be just looking for a good time, but who either turn out to be hellish hard to get rid of, or who leave before I'm done with them because I don't seem to "need" them enough. :rolleyes:

I learned a long time ago, to my bitter disappointment, that there is no such thing as "casual sex." At least, not among people who claim they're into casual sex but who are not me. Most of my love life is a series of guys who are either hard to get rid of, or who leave before I'm done with them because I don't seem to "need" them enough. :rolleyes:

Yup.

I've dumped a lot of guys over the years, because they got too clingy...and I've been 'dumped' a lot because I haven't been interested in a deeper relationship.

Which was fine when I had good friends living here that didn't mind having sex on a regular basis. I lived out of town for seven years though, and those friends mostly moved in the interim...and I've been too busy lately to develop those kinds of friendships again. It really sucks. All I want is someone who I get along with, and who is willing to fuck once in a while...why do people have to get all serious about it?

Some people in law like to 'show off', and that annoys the fuck out of me. I deliberately try to avoid telling people I'm in law. They ask, "what do you do?" Ok, well I'm a student. "What do you study?" Well my undergrad is in education. "You a teacher?" I was yes. "So what are you studying now?" Law.

I really wish they'd just stop at "what do you do", because then they either start asking me for legal advice, or they get intimidated, both of which are stupid reactions.

Well, at least they just ask for legal advice. I get "So I have this weird rash on my butt. Do you think you could take a look at it?"

Well, at least they just ask for legal advice. I get "So I have this weird rash on my butt. Do you think you could take a look at it?"

they're just trying to hit on you..

but no, seriously, I got this thing...

Yup.

I've dumped a lot of guys over the years, because they got too clingy...and I've been 'dumped' a lot because I haven't been interested in a deeper relationship.

Which was fine when I had good friends living here that didn't mind having sex on a regular basis. I lived out of town for seven years though, and those friends mostly moved in the interim...and I've been too busy lately to develop those kinds of friendships again. It really sucks. All I want is someone who I get along with, and who is willing to fuck once in a while...why do people have to get all serious about it?
And more to the point, why do they have to lie about it? I'm talking about emotional dishonesty. If they're looking for a relationship, why do they pretend they're not? Or if their feelings change, why do they deny it and just cast me as being the "problem" in a kind of relationship I didn't even know we were having because it wasn't what I was offered from the start?

I hate lying to people about things that matter -- like sex and emotions -- and I hate the idea that I'm leading someone on. If my lover isn't honest and open about what he's feeling and what he wants from me, I feel like it makes it impossible for me to be fair to him, if you know what I mean. If I knew he wanted more than I was willing to give him, I would tell him that and if he wanted to dump me over it, I'd take that. Or if he told me how he really felt, maybe that would give me the emotional green light to let my feelings get deeper. But I'm not a fucking mindreader, for gods' sakes.

Well, at least they just ask for legal advice. I get "So I have this weird rash on my butt. Do you think you could take a look at it?"

Send them a bill in the mail for $200 after.

That's what lawyers do:D

they're just trying to hit on you..

but no, seriously, I got this thing...

I've had guys hit on me while I was giving them an STD battery!

Thats just wrong, I mean....

No, just no.

I've had guys hit on me while I was giving them an STD battery!

Thats just wrong, I mean....

No, just no.
Holy crap! :D

Kehehee, I'm bitching to an old friend about losing my fuckbuddy...and he (the old friend) said "omg I always wanted you, and now I put out!". He's one of those big Irishmen with the jaw I like.

All the willing men live too far away!

He's offering to drive out here from Vancouver tomorrow, lol.

Kehehee, I'm bitching to an old friend about losing my fuckbuddy...and he (the old friend) said "omg I always wanted you, and now I put out!". He's one of those big Irishmen with the jaw I like.

All the willing men live too far away!

He's offering to drive out here from Vancouver tomorrow, lol.
Give me my condolences back. :p

I've had guys hit on me while I was giving them an STD battery!

Thats just wrong, I mean....

No, just no.

I got hit on by my nurse when I was having STD tests, with the girl I was going to marry that weekend in the room...

I turned down the date, on the grounds that I was busy that weekend.

I also had to point out that I was still busy 'next week'. People are strange.

Physician-patient relation violation!

I just have to say though, STD's don't make me hot. Not even a little. Not even at all.

And more to the point, why do they have to lie about it? I'm talking about emotional dishonesty. If they're looking for a relationship, why do they pretend they're not? Or if their feelings change, why do they deny it and just cast me as being the "problem" in a kind of relationship I didn't even know we were having because it wasn't what I was offered from the start?
Exactly!

I mean, okay, yes feelings can change. That's okay, re-evaluate. I've had guys lately just come right out and say, look I thought this was going to be okay but I want more, and you can't give it, so I need to end this. That's fine. It's honest, I can respect it.

But saying at the outset, it's okay, we're clear, this is just fun...and then getting possessive or jealous or clingy...that really bothers me.

I hate lying to people about things that matter -- like sex and emotions -- and I hate the idea that I'm leading someone on. If my lover isn't honest and open about what he's feeling and what he wants from me, I feel like it makes it impossible for me to be fair to him, if you know what I mean. If I knew he wanted more than I was willing to give him, I would tell him that and if he wanted to dump me over it, I'd take that. Or if he told me how he really felt, maybe that would give me the emotional green light to let my feelings get deeper. But I'm not a fucking mindreader, for gods' sakes.
I really don't appreciate manipulation. Nothing bothers me more. We shouldn't be expected to read minds.
I've had guys hit on me while I was giving them an STD battery!

Thats just wrong, I mean....

No, just no.

Wow. Creepy.

Seriously.

Although I have this fantasy about being abused by some of my doctors...

Sorry, it's true.

Send them a bill in the mail for $200 after.

That's what lawyers do:D

funny joke. A doctor is at a party socializing when a man comes up to the doctor and says "hey doctor, I hate to interrupt you, but I got this weird rash on my arm, can you take a look?" The doctor reluctantly agrees, quickly identifies it as poison ivy, and recommends a cream. The man says "hey doc, just so you know, I'm a lawyer, and I know you were doing me a favor, but you offered professional advice, you should bill people for that, otherwise they'll always take advantage of it".

The doctor thinks about it and says "you know what, you're right, I did offer you my professional services, I think I will send you a bill, it'll be $100"

The next day at his office, the doctor finds a bill for $200 from the lawyer.

Sans needles I hope!

Give me my condolences back. :p

Na, I'm telling him not to be silly. That's a crazy drive just for a shag, and I'm selfish, but not that selfish.

The next day at his office, the doctor finds a bill for $200 from the lawyer.

That's actually the exact joke I had in mind :D

Physician-patient relation violation!

I just have to say though, STD's don't make me hot. Not even a little. Not even at all.

I don't think it was the possibility of STD's that was my best feature, to be honest.

More like, 'being English in front of a Georgia girl'. Turns them into puddles, apparently.

That's actually the exact joke I had in mind :D

I was the one who TOLD YOU that joke.

It's famous now? Oh, dear...

yup, I must be the only person who's never seen it.

I was the one who TOLD YOU that joke.
And I think it imparted great knowledge...what, you want a medal? :P

Doctors give advice like "Go buy this ointment" or "Take this little blue pill."

Lawyers give advice like "Go find yourself a lawyer, heres my card."

You actually get business from your advice, I send my business away.....

Indeed. Poli is silly when it comes to her body, I try and tell her this all the time.

I agree, the only pic I seen (earlier in this thread) was an A- at the worst. And she has read hair, thats like extra credit.

I agree, the only pic I seen (earlier in this thread) was an A- at the worst. And she has read hair, thats like extra credit.

*nods*

Poli is super-hot.

She's just silly and she doesn't listen to me. I need to drive up the road a bit and convince her.

Damnit I should be napping...

anyone into wrestling/funning-around that turns into sex?

I have to admit that in many cases, I wanted the actual fights I got into to turn into something like that. I only got my wish once.

For the less extreme, how 'physical' do you like to get with your partner in terms of rough-housing?

Never been wrestling or funning around that spontaneously turned into sex. Anyone want to help me with that?

Roughest I get is some hair pulling, spanking, a little biting.

She's just silly and she doesn't listen to me. I need to drive up the road a bit and convince her.

I really hate that, the way that so many people (and I don't exclude myself) don't feel good about their bodies, don't feel confident or good looking. Mostly I am able to overcome it and just be comfortable in my own skin, but not always. I mean, it's one thing not to brag, and recognise that yes, there are hotter people out there, but beauties like our Poli shouldn't ever feel unattractive. It's just not right :(

I know!

I'm very confident when it comes to my body, perhaps I should figure out how to bottle confidence.

Never been wrestling or funning around that spontaneously turned into sex. Anyone want to help me with that?

Roughest I get is some hair pulling, spanking, a little biting.

I like actually pouncing on someone and trying to hold them down...which is hilarious because I'm tiny, and since I'm not actually trying to hurt them, it's unlikely I'll 'win'. It gets me worked up though. It's actually one of my favourite ways to instigate sex with someone I'm really comfortable with. It goes from playful, to rough, to really, really hot.

Yes please.

Can't count the number of times I've started picking (physical) fights with my (now) boyfriend just to get, well, physical, and hope to get some sex that way.

All those times we fought, hard and long, ending with me on the ground and on my back, him pinning me down, heaving, knees between my legs.. only to have him say "See? I won!" and get to his feet.

Such potential wasted.

Thats like a crime against humanity!

That's another good question. Domestic abuse! Funny? Or not something you should joke about?

I bet you can guess which side of that I'm on.

Not something you should joke about if its real.

Otherwise, I'm a comedian, nothing is sacred.

Not something you should joke about if its real.

Otherwise, I'm a comedian, nothing is sacred.

I joke about it because I lived with it, and you either joke, or you cry.

OK, here's an idea: Why don't I just smack ten pounds of crap out of your silly ass, you beautiful bitch? I hate you. And I say that from the heart -- you know that kind of murderous jealousy that women only feel for another woman who actually does have it all goin' on?

Anyway, you're gorgeous. Shut up. If I hear you talk about your flabby ass one more time I'll cut you. You don't deserve that figure if you can't appreciate it. I'm working like a dog to get that figure. Actually, I'm well on my way towards that figure, and now that I've seen you, I'm determined to get hotter than you. Thanks! I need the motivation. :D


....oddly enough, this is far more convincing than people who just compliment me (not to mention making me laugh a good deal harder). Thanks. :D

And for what it's worth, I know I'm a dork about my appearance - I was just a terrifyingly hideous teenager, and I still can't consistently remember that I don't actually look like that anymore. :p

I really hate that, the way that so many people (and I don't exclude myself) don't feel good about their bodies, don't feel confident or good looking. Mostly I am able to overcome it and just be comfortable in my own skin, but not always. I mean, it's one thing not to brag, and recognise that yes, there are hotter people out there, but beauties like our Poli shouldn't ever feel unattractive. It's just not right :(
Quoted for truth.

I know a number of people like Poli -- really good looking people who think they're not pretty or are too heavy or whatever -- and I pretend-scold them for it, but it hurts me to see people I like having such negative and false views of themselves. I wish I could figure out how to make them see themselves the way I and their other friends see them.

Okay, that reminds me. Who thinks nerds and nerd chicks are hot?

I'm a nerd. What do you think my answer is?

....oddly enough, this is far more convincing than people who just compliment me (not to mention making me laugh a good deal harder). Thanks. :D

And for what it's worth, I know I'm a dork about my appearance - I was just a terrifyingly hideous teenager, and I still can't consistently remember that I don't actually look like that anymore. :p

I make threads devoted to you! Hush silly Poli, you're gorgeous.

To what extent do you share your hobbies/passions with your 'dates'?

I'm one of those open book types in person. As I mentioned earlier, I didn't want to post anything revealing here for bizarre reasons that in hind site make no sense.

I like actually pouncing on someone and trying to hold them down...which is hilarious because I'm tiny, and since I'm not actually trying to hurt them, it's unlikely I'll 'win'. It gets me worked up though. It's actually one of my favourite ways to instigate sex with someone I'm really comfortable with. It goes from playful, to rough, to really, really hot.

Sounds fun.

I'm one of those open book types in person. As I mentioned earlier, I didn't want to post anything revealing here for bizarre reasons that in hind site make no sense.

That all depends. It's cool to be candid on the internet. As long as you don't post any information that could let people find you IRL.

....oddly enough, this is far more convincing than people who just compliment me (not to mention making me laugh a good deal harder). Thanks. :D

And for what it's worth, I know I'm a dork about my appearance - I was just a terrifyingly hideous teenager, and I still can't consistently remember that I don't actually look like that anymore. :p
Okay, that's sort of an excuse, but don't over-do it. And although I talked in my other post about my emotional pain over your emotional pain, I will cut you if I catch you complaining that that tiny little ass is flabby again. :D

That all depends. It's cool to be candid on the internet. As long as you don't post any information that could let people find you IRL.

You know, like where you work...

*prepares to start stalking SaintB*

I like actually pouncing on someone and trying to hold them down...which is hilarious because I'm tiny, and since I'm not actually trying to hurt them, it's unlikely I'll 'win'. It gets me worked up though. It's actually one of my favourite ways to instigate sex with someone I'm really comfortable with. It goes from playful, to rough, to really, really hot.

Hmm... now I'm just jealous :p

You know, like where you work...

*prepares to start stalking SaintB*

hey get out of my tree!

I'm one of those open book types in person. As I mentioned earlier, I didn't want to post anything revealing here for bizarre reasons that in hind site make no sense.

Don't worry about it, there's definitely a good case to be made for not revealing too much online. I no longer care, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't.

Just be comfortable, who cares what other people think about it?

I joke about it because I lived with it, and you either joke, or you cry.

real, as in currently happening. I can look back at any point in my life and laugh about it, sometimes seconds after it happened. If it is happening, its sometimes not funny.

I make threads devoted to you! Hush silly Poli, you're gorgeous.

I could make threads devoted to Red Hair... does that count?

I like actually pouncing on someone and trying to hold them down...which is hilarious because I'm tiny, and since I'm not actually trying to hurt them, it's unlikely I'll 'win'. It gets me worked up though. It's actually one of my favourite ways to instigate sex with someone I'm really comfortable with. It goes from playful, to rough, to really, really hot.

Pouncing is always a good activity to do with others!

I could make threads devoted to Red Hair... does that count?

But then Sin and I get left out.....:(

You know, like where you work...

*prepares to start stalking SaintB*

I already mentioned where I work here.

Pouncing is always a good activity to do with others!

Yes, and being pounced on can be quite fun. Especially by a hot woman with a mischievious grin.

real, as in currently happening. I can look back at any point in my life and laugh about it, sometimes seconds after it happened. If it is happening, its sometimes not funny.

Ah.

Well I didn't joke when it was happening. I just denied.

But then Sin and I get left out.....:(

Aww, now you made me feel bad.

Okay, that's sort of an excuse, but don't over-do it. And although I talked in my other post about my emotional pain over your emotional pain, I will cut you if I catch you complaining that that tiny little ass is flabby again. :D

Hehe, duly noted. :p

(And to be a downer for a moment, there's also the fact that my Evil Ex regularly suggested ways in which I was insufficiently attractive for him, rhapsodized at length about how much nicer his life would be if he could trade me in for an "upgrade," and would announce to complete strangers, "Oh god no, I'm not with HER! Ha ha!" That sort of thing kinda left my ego not so much "bruised" as "obliterated." I'm still getting accustomed to the idea that he might have been full of shit.)

I could make threads devoted to Red Hair... does that count?

You know, I had red hair for years. As I've aged, it's gotten darker, with a red undertone still...but I'm actually a lot more fond of my dark hair than I was of my red hair.

But its ok......we'll survive. I know blondes are just old news now and dark hair was so last year.

You know, I had red hair for years. As I've aged, it's gotten darker, with a red undertone still...but I'm actually a lot more fond of my dark hair than I was with my red hair.

Ok, so I'm the only one who doesn't have red hair. Though, the last time I posted my picture on NS, tons of people said I had red hair which was strange.

Hehe, duly noted. :p

(And to be a downer for a moment, there's also the fact that my Evil Ex regularly suggested ways in which I was insufficiently attractive for him, rhapsodized at length about how much nicer his life would be if he could trade me in for an "upgrade," and would announce to complete strangers, "Oh god no, I'm not with HER! Ha ha!" That sort of thing kinda left my ego not so much "bruised" as "obliterated." I'm still getting accustomed to the idea that he might have been full of shit.)
Well, I'm not going to cavalierly tell you to get over it, because I do know how that kind of thing can affect a person's whole outlook, and it really isn't easy to get over. But I'm going to do my best to encourage you with a tough-love system. :fluffle:

But its ok......we'll survive. I know blondes are just old news now and dark hair was so last year.
I am also a brunette, and a graying one at that. I've decided to make gray the new auburn, though, so Poli should get her kicks while she can. ;)

Well, I'm not going to cavalierly tell you to get over it, because I do know how that kind of thing can affect a person's whole outlook, and it really isn't easy to get over. But I'm going to do my best to encourage you with a tough-love system. :fluffle:

I like tough love. ;)

Ok, so I'm the only one who doesn't have red hair. Though, the last time I posted my picture on NS, tons of people said I had red hair which was strange.

A lot of blondes have strawberry tones.

Whatever, I know a lot of guys have a 'thing' for redheads that approaches fetishism. I never wanted someone to like me for that reason. Also, I'm freaking aboriginal and I always wanted black hair, so I hated my red hair. Now that it's naturally darker, I couldn't be more thrilled, and fuck the ones who don't want me now that I'm not a fiery red-head.

Hehe, duly noted. :p

(And to be a downer for a moment, there's also the fact that my Evil Ex regularly suggested ways in which I was insufficiently attractive for him, rhapsodized at length about how much nicer his life would be if he could trade me in for an "upgrade," and would announce to complete strangers, "Oh god no, I'm not with HER! Ha ha!" That sort of thing kinda left my ego not so much "bruised" as "obliterated." I'm still getting accustomed to the idea that he might have been full of shit.)

Your Evil Ex was a bastard. Disregard anything he said about you dear.

You know, I had red hair for years. As I've aged, it's gotten darker, with a red undertone still...but I'm actually a lot more fond of my dark hair than I was of my red hair.

Interesting. Dark with red undertones.

I like tough love. ;)
Oh, right. I forgot. Um...hm...um...*poke*

How's that? Tough enough for ya? *poke poke*

Okay, that actually kind of runs through my limit of tough lovin'. I have nowhere left to go with that. :tongue:

But its ok......we'll survive. I know blondes are just old news now and dark hair was so last year.

No no no... I just always had a thing for red hair. In the end hair color doesn't matter so much to me, neither does looks to be honest. I'm a personality guy through and through.

Your Evil Ex was a bastard. Disregard anything he said about you dear.

Evil Ex is called Evil Ex for good reason. Because he was evil. Not the cool, fun kind of evil, either. Just the evil, horrible person kind.

I am also a brunette, and a graying one at that. I've decided to make gray the new auburn, though, so Poli should get her kicks while she can. ;)

I have no trouble with going grey, though if the women in my family are any indication, it's going to be a great long while still.

Interesting. Dark with red undertones.

I recently darkened my hair, but even still, in the sun you can see the red.

Oh, right. I forgot. Um...hm...um...*poke*

How's that? Tough enough for ya? *poke poke*

Okay, that actually kind of runs through my limit of tough lovin'. I have nowhere left to go with that. :tongue:

I can take over from here.

*spanks Poli* You are beautiful! No more thinking you're unattractive! It's simply not allowed when other people would love to be that attractive! *spanks some moar*

A lot of blondes have strawberry tones.

Whatever, I know a lot of guys have a 'thing' for redheads that approaches fetishism. I never wanted someone to like me for that reason. Also, I'm freaking aboriginal and I always wanted black hair, so I hated my red hair. Now that it's naturally darker, I couldn't be more thrilled, and fuck the ones who don't want me now that I'm not a fiery red-head.

Its not a fetish thing for me.. it.. an artistic thing. I love the way the rays of sunlight shine off of red hair, especially during the sunset when the whole sky is colored orange and red hair shines like a beacon light. When I look at a woman with red hair that scenario plays in my mind. It awes me.

Evil Ex is called Evil Ex for good reason. Because he was evil. Not the cool, fun kind of evil, either. Just the evil, horrible person kind.

the worst kind of evil...

I recently darkened my hair, but even still, in the sun you can see the red.

My ladyfriend's hair is almost black, but outside on a sunny day there's a notable red tint to it. I think it's awesome. My own hair is not nearly so interesting. Just plain brown.

And I think it imparted great knowledge...what, you want a medal? :P

No. But I'll send you my bill.

I'd like to meet Poli's ex.










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I'd like to meet Poli's ex.


To beat the hell out of 'em?

I already mentioned where I work here.

I know, that's why I posted what I did :p

I like tough love. ;)

In that case....get over it.

Bitch.







:p

I have no trouble with going grey, though if the women in my family are any indication, it's going to be a great long while still.
All the women in my mother's family start going gray in our 30s and it comes in rather pleasing patterns, the kind that make people ask us what we did to put those amazing streaks in. I'm actually quite happy with the way my hair is graying. I refuse to color it, and I've had many stylists give up and admit that I'm right because it just looks good as it is.

No no no... I just always had a thing for red hair. In the end hair color doesn't matter so much to me, neither does looks to be honest. I'm a personality guy through and through.

Uh huh......

But an A+ personality with red hair is like, the end all for you?

Oh, right. I forgot. Um...hm...um...*poke*

How's that? Tough enough for ya? *poke poke*

Okay, that actually kind of runs through my limit of tough lovin'. I have nowhere left to go with that. :tongue:

Ahahahahaha.

This thread has cracked me up so many times today... :p

All the women in my mother's family start going gray in our 30s and it comes in rather pleasing patterns, the kind that make people ask us what we did to put those amazing streaks in. I'm actually quite happy with the way my hair is graying. I refuse to color it, and I've had many stylists give up and admit that I'm right because it just looks good as it is.

I've started to gray already...hate it.

Uh huh......

But an A+ personality with red hair is like, the end all for you?

I might implode with lust, yes.

Uh huh......

But an A+ personality with red hair is like, the end all for you?
I can sort of understand the red hair thing -- though as a non-redhead, I think it's stupid. ;) But I can see how it could be fascinating in a totally empty and shallow way. I will admit that I have, on occasion, voluntarily tuned into tv re-runs of "Anaconda" just to stare at Eric Stoltz for the few scenes he has.

I'd like to meet Poli's ex.










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I'll be a witness and swear that he started it so you can avoid assault charges. Also because I'm a vicious person who is sometimes entertained by violence, especially when it's being dished out to awful people.

I can sort of understand the red hair thing -- though as a non-redhead, I think it's stupid. ;) But I can see how it could be fascinating in a totally empty and shallow way. I will admit that I have, on occasion, voluntarily tuned into tv re-runs of "Anaconda" just to stare at Eric Stoltz for the few scenes he has.

LOL i forgot eric stoltz was in that....i had forgotten about that movie all together, at least until anaconda 3 came out starring david hasselhoff.

In that case....get over it.

Bitch.







:p

Ha, well, maybe getting over it will be one of my new year's resolutions. :tongue:

I've started to gray already...hate it.
Most people do. I can understand that, but I kind of think of gray for men and women the same way I think of bald for men -- it's a sign of maturity and growth. To me, there's just something more attractive about a fully grown-up person with some life experience under their belt. Even if it's not really true, gray hair adds to that impression.

I can sort of understand the red hair thing -- though as a non-redhead, I think it's stupid. ;) But I can see how it could be fascinating in a totally empty and shallow way. I will admit that I have, on occasion, voluntarily tuned into tv re-runs of "Anaconda" just to stare at Eric Stoltz for the few scenes he has.

I explained, its not shallow...

LOL i forgot eric stoltz was in that....i had forgotten about that movie all together, at least until anaconda 3 came out starring david hasselhoff.
:eek2: Jeez-gods, not the Hasselhoff!!

Ha, well, maybe getting over it will be one of my new year's resolutions. :tongue:

Oooohhh I'm a really sweet kinda guy, can I help? :p

I explained, its not shallow...
Uh...yeah...and you explained it to TWO BRUNETTES AND A BLONDE!!

*waits for nickel to drop and clue to be dispensed*

:eek2: Jeez-gods, not the Hasselhoff!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1137996/

im not kidding!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d13/faustus8859/Anaconda_3_DVD_Cover-336x480.jpg

Uh...yeah...and you explained it to TWO BRUNETTES AND A BLONDE!!

*waits for nickel to drop and clue to be dispensed*

*twirls hair*

Wha?

However, while I suppose, if I try real hard, I can understand why some people around here might think red hair is uber-hot, and I myself would screw Eric Stoltz until he couldn't walk and wouldn't be able to find his way home even if he could, I don't want to create the impression that I'm just hot for his red hair. There are actually very few redheads I go for. Carrot Top, for instance, I wouldn't touch with a pole.

But then, again, there's that snowboard kid -- what's his name? the one who won the Olympic gold? -- he's cute. :D

However, while I suppose, if I try real hard, I can understand why some people around here might think red hair is uber-hot, and I myself would screw Eric Stoltz until he couldn't walk and wouldn't be able to find his way home even if he could, I don't want to create the impression that I'm just hot for his red hair. There are actually very few redheads I go for. Carrot Top, for instance, I wouldn't touch with a pole.

But then, again, there's that snowboard kid -- what's his name? the one who won the Olympic gold? -- he's cute. :D

Shaun White?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1137996/

im not kidding!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d13/faustus8859/anaconda_3_dvd_cover-336x480.jpg
my eyes!! My eyes!!

Uh...yeah...and you explained it to TWO BRUNETTES AND A BLONDE!!

*waits for nickel to drop and clue to be dispensed*

I was just trying to explain :(. For the record I would probably find all of you sexy if I knew you in real life...

Ha, well, maybe getting over it will be one of my new year's resolutions. :tongue:

hah, oh this I gotta hear...

my eyes!! My eyes!!

what have i done showing this to the public?

Shaun White?
Yeah, him. Thanks.

Ha, well, maybe getting over it will be one of my new year's resolutions. :tongue:

Poli is totally spending New Years with me.

Poli is totally spending New Years with me.

pics or it didn't happen.

pics or it didn't happen.

Well.....Poli will hopefully be in the same city as I will over New Years.

Well.....Poli will hopefully be in the same city as I will over New Years.

ah, where you abouts?

Currently Missouri, but I'll be in Boston over New Years!

Currently Missouri, but I'll be in Boston over New Years!

wait...wait.You'll be in boston? And Poli will be in Boston? I'm taking the picture my OWN damn self :p

EDIT: hold on, isn't she from Missouri? So you're both from Missouri, but you're both, independently, coming to Boston for New Years? That's...odd.

Well.....Poli will hopefully be in the same city as I will over New Years.

I shall indeed be!

And it's kinda hilarious that we're meeting up 1200 miles or so away from where we both live. :p

wait...wait.

You'll be in boston? And Poli will be in Boston?

I'm taking the picture my OWN damn self :p

EDIT: wait, wait, isn't she from Missouri? So you're both from Missouri, but you're both, independently, coming to Boston for New Years? That's...odd.

I know right? We both realized that Missouri is a horrible, awful place and we needed to escape.

And if you like sushi you can come :)

I know right? We both realized that Missouri is a horrible, awful place and we needed to escape.

And if you like sushi you can come :)


I like sushi, can i come?

I know right? We both realized that Missouri is a horrible, awful place and we needed to escape.

And if you like sushi you can come :)

I know Poli has college friends in this area, what's your excuse? :p

Sushi hmm? Where ya goin?

I shall indeed be!

And it's kinda hilarious that we're meeting up 1200 miles or so away from where we both live. :p

Especially since we live around 2 hours away from each other normally!

I know Poli has college friends in this area, what's your excuse? :p

Sushi hmm? Where ya goin?

O Ya, they have a fantastic sake tasting menu.

And I have friends in Boston as well. Hopefully after Marchish I will be moving there!

I know Poli has college friends in this area, what's your excuse? :p

I actually have an ulterior motive as well, but it's a secret. ;)

Also, you has Boston-related TG.

Especially since we live around 2 hours away from each other normally!

Damn, now I need to figure out how to get to Boston...

What a coinky-dink. I'm in Boston, too.

What a coinky-dink. I'm in Boston, too.

I really need to get to Boston...

O Ya, they have a fantastic sake tasting menu.

And I have friends in Boston as well. Hopefully after Marchish I will be moving there!

Oh yeah, I know....O Ya. By south station right?

And nice, what makes you move this way?

What a coinky-dink. I'm in Boston, too.

Maybe I can get some of that tough love in person. ;)







(...and maybe I'm just saying that to see if I can actually make Neo Art's head explode. Did it work?)

What a coinky-dink. I'm in Boston, too.

no dear, you're in somerville. BIIIIG difference.

Work, friends....the fact that its Massachusetts and not Missouri.

Work, friends....the fact that its Massachusetts and not Missouri.

fair enough. I'm sure boston has a much better medical community than Misery...I mean Missouri.

Did you go to school here?

Maybe I can get some of that tough love in person. ;)

hot.

fair enough. I'm sure boston has a much better medical community than Misery...I mean Missouri.

Did you go to school here?

Nie, I went to high school/college here in Missouri after moving from Poland.

no dear, you're in somerville. BIIIIG difference.
Right, like you would know all about living in Boston. Which one of those poorly defined "neighborhood" backwaters do you think you live in again? :tongue: At least I can see Boston from my neighborhood, it being just across the frigging street.

Misery...I mean Missouri.


Oh, shush, we're not that bad. (And yes, I know I'm saying this as someone who has repeatedly mentioned how much she wants to move back to New England, but still, Missouri's got its nice qualities. :p )

Nie, I went to high school/college here in Missouri after moving from Poland.

oh you're actually polish? Thought you meant by descent.

At least I can see Boston from my neighborhood, it being just across the Charles.

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Nie, I went to high school/college here in Missouri after moving from Poland.

I don't think I knew you went to high school here, too! Did you go someplace in the greater KC area?

Actually Polish. Accent, jokes, pierogi's and everything.

no dear, you're in somerville. BIIIIG difference.

Yeah, its not nearly as horrible a place...

oh you're actually polish? Thought you meant by descent.

Nah, she's got the smokin' hot accent and everything.

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Wrong again. Shows what you know. Charlestown falls within the city limits of Boston proper, and the Charlestown/Somerville line has no water running across it. So there. Nyah.

Actually Polish. Accent, jokes, pierogi's and everything.

dated a polish girl once. I all remember is "koham'che"

Actually Polish. Accent, jokes, pierogi's and everything.

Ooooh, I like accents..

I don't think I knew you went to high school here, too! Did you go someplace in the greater KC area?

I went to Rockhurst for a year and then we moved to....somewhere much smaller.

dated a polish girl once. I all remember is "koham'che"
I dated a polish guy once. Man, I dug that accent. Didn't like him much, but I liked the accent.

dated a polish girl once. I all remember is "koham'che"

Kocham cie.

I love you.

Kocham cie.

I love you.

yes, know what it means...just not how ot spell it apparently.

yes, know what it means...just not how ot spell it apparently.

I was translating it for all of those that didn't know. Since I'm sure they're dying to learn some useful Polish phrases.

I went to Rockhurst for a year and then we moved to....somewhere much smaller.

*blink*

Um...did you have a sex-change first, or do you mean the college? :p


(Or, alternatively, are you just really feminine even for a Rockhurst boy? Hehehe...)

I was translating it for all of those that didn't know. Since I'm sure they're dying to learn some useful Polish phrases.

We totally are, although it'd be more useful if I had any idea how to pronounce it.

You can teach me fun Polish phrases in a month. :)

We totally are, although it'd be more useful if I had any idea how to pronounce it.

You can teach me fun Polish phrases in a month. :)

And I'l lspend a lonely night wishing I was in Boston... probably at work :(

*blink*

Um...did you have a sex-change first, or do you mean the college? :p

Haha, I guess I should have made clear that I was taught English there since they had a teacher who spoke Polish, I went to Pembroke for high school.

Haha, I guess I should have made clear that I was taught English there since they had a teacher who spoke Polish, I went to Pembroke for high school.

Ahhh, that makes a bit more sense. :p

And I totally guessed you might be a Pembroke girl. I am contractually obligated to hate you now, which should pretty much tell you where I went to high school, although I'd rather not actually post it here. ;)

(Amusingly, though, that means we almost certainly have several real-life acquaintances in common. Heck, it means it's entirely possible that we've met before. :eek2: )