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Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:26
NSG... you will never find a more disturbing hive of horndogs and erotica. :D
I can think of two. fapchan is one.
NSG has much better company, though.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:27
Ah, here it is!
*Snip*
:eek:
Dirty woman. :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:27
I can think of two. fapchan is one.
NSG has much better company, though.
Fapchan. O_O
ROFLMAO!!!!
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 00:28
I can think of two. fapchan is one.
NSG has much better company, though.
And the other??? Curiosity, dead cat and all that.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:28
Ah, here it is!
http://i35.tinypic.com/dztob9.jpg
I don't find her the least bit attractive, but that is seriously funny.
:eek:
Dirty woman. :p
and you realize this only now?
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:29
And the other??? Curiosity, dead cat and all that.
It is a horrible horrible place called gurochan. Don't go there. Ever.
The phrase "Agghhhhh! I can't unsee it! Whyyyy???!!!!!!!!" aptly describes it.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:29
I wonder what most of the posters in this thread are doing right now...
Probably *Fapfapfapfap*
:D
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:30
and you realize this only now?
Actually i've known it for longer than you JuN-San. :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:31
I wonder what most of the posters in this thread are doing right now...
Probably *Fapfapfapfap*
:D
Did that last night. I'm recharging.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:31
It is a horrible horrible place called gurochan. Don't go there. Ever.
The phrase "Agghhhhh! I can't unsee it! Whyyyy???!!!!!!!!" aptly describes it.
That happened to me with one site too. Ahhhhhhh, my eyes!!! They burn, they burn!!!!! was all I could spout for almost a week. It was horrible.:(
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:32
Did that last night. I'm recharging.
<_<
>_>
:eek:
I wonder what most of the posters in this thread are doing right now...
Probably *Fapfapfapfap*
:D
since I'm at work, I can honestly say "NOT I!"
tho I am getting a reputation of spitting up my drink onto my keyboard and monitor... not to mention all the cold drinks I've... er... spilt on my lap. :D
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 00:33
It is a horrible horrible place called gurochan. Don't go there. Ever.
The phrase "Agghhhhh! I can't unsee it! Whyyyy???!!!!!!!!" aptly describes it.
You've already watched it, you can't unwatch it!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:33
You've already watched it, you can't unwatch it!
Stay tuned for more, Tales of interest! :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:33
<_<
>_>
:eek:
I didn't fap to this thread. It just made me so horny I had to go to asstr.org.
Grave_n_idle
15-11-2008, 00:34
So... more kinky stuff.
Analingus. Would you give? Would you receive? Would you bring it up? Would you be worried about the health concerns of such activity?
Always bring it up. Always give. One should always be concerned about the health concerns of ANY sexual activity.
I wouldn't sleep with a partner I wasn't willing to eat.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:34
I didn't fap to this thread. It just made me so horny I had to go to asstr.org.
Heh. Sounds fun. :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:35
since I'm at work, I can honestly say "NOT I!"
tho I am getting a reputation of spitting up my drink onto my keyboard and monitor... not to mention all the cold drinks I've... er... spilt on my lap. :D
Ok... lets say, JuNii, that I'm typing whilst naked in front of my laptop. Would that do the trick?
:D
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 00:35
I wonder what most of the posters in this thread are doing right now...
Probably *Fapfapfapfap*
:D
Nope.Becase I'm at a friend's house and I'm not gonna fap right next to him!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:35
Ok... lets say, JuNii, that I'm typing whilst naked in front of my laptop. Would that do the trick?
:D
You Tease! :eek:
Grave_n_idle
15-11-2008, 00:36
Well, turned out I took way too long in the shower...
Heh heh....
Yeah, I bet.
:o
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 00:36
It is a horrible horrible place called gurochan. Don't go there. Ever.
The phrase "Agghhhhh! I can't unsee it! Whyyyy???!!!!!!!!" aptly describes it.
I'd forgotten about that. I'm sorry for making you bring it up again :(
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:36
Nope.Becase I'm at a friend's house and I'm not gonna fap right next to him!
Though I bet he would enjoy watching you... for blackmail purposes. :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:37
Always bring it up. Always give. One should always be concerned about the health concerns of ANY sexual activity.
I wouldn't sleep with a partner I wasn't willing to eat.
I've given analingus on my ladyfriend, but oddly I don't know that I'd be comfy receiving it. Just tasted like her sweat really. Despite the fact that sometimes she goes a while without showering, she's ridiculously fastidious down there. Baby wipes and such, lol.
Ok... lets say, JuNii, that I'm typing whilst naked in front of my laptop. Would that do the trick?
:D
ok...
"That I'm typing whilst naked in front of my laptop. Would that do the trick?"
my reply would be Pics! NAOW!!! :hail:
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:38
I've given analingus on my ladyfriend, but oddly I don't know that I'd be comfy receiving it. Just tasted like her sweat really. Despite the fact that sometimes she goes a while without showering, she's ridiculously fastidious down there. Baby wipes and such, lol.
It just seems odd... but i'm always up for experimentation.
(We are in soooo much trouble. :p )
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:38
You Tease! :eek:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We're in so much trouble when a mod gets here.
I'll probably get a red card or be banned.
Reason for ban: Inciting the male population of NSG to fap.
OMG!:eek2:
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:39
I'd forgotten about that. I'm sorry for making you bring it up again :(
Believe me, I'm sorry, too. :(
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 00:39
Though I bet he would enjoy watching you... for blackmail purposes. :D
I'm not so sure about that. I've known him for 7 years.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:40
Ok... lets say, JuNii, that I'm typing whilst naked in front of my laptop. Would that do the trick?
:D
Oh my!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:41
I'm not so sure about that. I've known him for 7 years.
I was Joking, Wes-San. ;)
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 00:41
I was Joking, Wes-San. ;)
Oh, the attack of the honorifics!
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:42
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We're in so much trouble when a mod gets here.
I'll probably get a red card or be banned.
Reason for ban: Inciting the male population of NSG to fap.
OMG!:eek2:
I see nothing wrong here. Fapping is perfectly healthy. As mentioned before, it's a good stress reliever.
Though, after one is finished, one has to wash up to avoid getting gunk on the keyboard.
And revealing that you are, in fact, posting naked is a time honored tradition on NSG. I was posting naked last night.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:42
Oh my!
Think about your mum, about bunnies, about kitties and snowflakes!!! You cannot succumb to the oozing sex so predominant in here!! You're better than that, Calli-kun!!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:43
Alright! I confess! With the exception of a dressing gown, i'm nude too! :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:44
It just seems odd... but i'm always up for experimentation.
(We are in soooo much trouble. :p )
I want to experiment with food, but my ladyfriend does not because she doesn't want to get all horny every time she goes to the grocery store. I fail to see the problem in this.
Oh my!
>.>
<.<
Need another shower Callisdrun? :p
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:44
I want to experiment with food, but my ladyfriend does not because she doesn't want to get all horny every time she goes to the grocery store. I fail to see the problem in this.
HAHAHAHA!
*Cackles maniacly*
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:45
Think about your mum, about bunnies, about kitties and snowflakes!!! You cannot succumb to the oozing sex so predominant in here!! You're better than that, Calli-kun!!
No need to distract myself, I'm too tired to do more than just marvel at the oozing sex. Wow... oozing sex... that sounds sooooo deliciously dirty....
what the HELL is going on here?
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:46
>.>
<.<
Need another shower Callisdrun? :p
Lololololol. Not quite yet.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:46
what the HELL is going on here?
Complete madness. :D
Complete madness. :D
so it seems...
Y'all need to get laid or something....
what the HELL is going on here?
er... nothing... nothing at all...
we plead the 5th!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:47
No need to distract myself, I'm too tired to do more than just marvel at the oozing sex. Wow... oozing sex... that sounds sooooo deliciously dirty....
Ooze, sex oozing through the walls, soaking you with it. You're all wet and then... FAP!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:47
so it seems...
Y'all need to get laid or something....
Oh, i'm going to be, I assure you. :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:47
HAHAHAHA!
*Cackles maniacly*
I would luuurve to eat some sliced peaches off her and out of her. That would be so hawt.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:48
I would luuurve to eat some sliced peaches off her and out of her. That would be so hawt.
Ok.. ok... hold on. I am the one who needs another shower. Damn it!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:48
I would luuurve to eat some sliced peaches off her and out of her. That would be so hawt.
Oooh, not bad.... *Writes it down for his girl*
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:48
what the HELL is going on here?
We're having fun.
1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 8 seconds.
and lol
so it seems...
Y'all need to get laid or something....
So I've been told...
Repeatedly... :p
often... :D
yet no takers... :(
The sad part is, with all the "I should try that!" going on in this thread, I've only come across one or two things I hadn't at some point or another....
Ok.. ok... hold on. I am the one who needs another shower. Damn it!
I volunteer to be the Loofah!
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:50
Ok.. ok... hold on. I am the one who needs another shower. Damn it!
Mmmmm.... peaches.... so slippery and sweet, and covered with her juices. And perhaps her belly would be sticky with peach juice that I'd then slowly lick off... mmmm....
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:51
The sad part is, with all the "I should try that!" going on in this thread, I've only come across one or two things I hadn't at some point or another....
hehe! he's one of us. :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:51
I volunteer to be the Loofah!
What is this "loofah" you speak of?
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:52
hehe! he's one of us. :D
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 00:52
The sad part is, with all the "I should try that!" going on in this thread, I've only come across one or two things I hadn't at some point or another....
And I've got everything to try out ahead of me!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:52
Mmmmm.... peaches.... so slippery and sweet, and covered with her juices. And perhaps her belly would be sticky with peach juice that I'd then slowly lick off... mmmm....
O.O
I hate you for putting such a hawt image in my dirty, little mind.
O.O
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:53
Ooze, sex oozing through the walls, soaking you with it. You're all wet and then... FAP!
wow... you really should write erotic fiction
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 00:53
I want to experiment with food, but my ladyfriend does not because she doesn't want to get all horny every time she goes to the grocery store. I fail to see the problem in this.
Food is good. Whipped cream is a good starting point, but moving in to other substances is a lot of fun. Walkinig down the aisles of a supermaket when we were going for a picnic, and seeing everything and just looking at each other with the grin... I could see her legs squeezing together every time she thought about it :p
Grapes and strawberries were fun, but I think she enjoyed the carrot best. I can honestly say I've never enjoyed carrot more...
Although I have to say, I've never tried peach slices. That sounds awesome.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:54
wow... you really should write erotic fiction
Already been bought up, Calli-San. :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:54
O.O
I hate you for putting such a hawt image in my dirty, little mind.
O.O
:D
Like, a hate so good kind of hate?
Dumb Ideologies
15-11-2008, 00:54
The sad part is, with all the "I should try that!" going on in this thread, I've only come across one or two things I hadn't at some point or another....
I've never done any of the things described on this thread, and actually had to look up several of the terms to understand the conversation :eek2:
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:55
Already been bought up, Calli-San. :D
I know, I was agreeing with whoever posted it earlier, but was too lazy to dig back however many pages it is.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:55
I've never done any of the things described on this thread, and actually had to look up several of the terms to understand the conversation :eek2:
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile... but why would you want to anyway?
What is this "loofah" you speak of?
think washcloth, usually in the form of a large sponge. to be used to wash every part of the human body...
Gads... after that imagry... I need a shower...
I've never done any of the things described on this thread, and actually had to look up several of the terms to understand the conversation :eek2:
we are corrupting another innocent! :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 00:57
:D
Like, a hate so good kind of hate?
A hate- I want you, baby kind of hate.:fluffle:
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:57
we are corrupting another innocent! :D
NSG - Corrupting your minds since 2004. :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 00:57
Food is good. Whipped cream is a good starting point, but moving in to other substances is a lot of fun. Walkinig down the aisles of a supermaket when we were going for a picnic, and seeing everything and just looking at each other with the grin... I could see her legs squeezing together every time she thought about it :p
Grapes and strawberries were fun, but I think she enjoyed the carrot best. I can honestly say I've never enjoyed carrot more...
Although I have to say, I've never tried peach slices. That sounds awesome.
*jaw drops*
I hadn't thought of the possibilities with a carrot. What an awesome vegetable.
But yeah, peaches are very good, if you slice them up, I think they could be very... useful
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 00:58
NSG - Corrupting your minds since 2004. :D
Does this mean I shouldn't come to NSG?
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 00:59
Does this mean I shouldn't come to NSG?
The question is, now you've tasted it do you want to leave? :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:00
*jaw drops*
I hadn't thought of the possibilities with a carrot. What an awesome vegetable.
But yeah, peaches are very good, if you slice them up, I think they could be very... useful
<.<
Would you guys stop giving me ideas!!! Would you! Now I want to be taken with a huge carrot and used as a plate full of peaches. Gawd!
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:00
The question is, now you've tasted it do you want to leave? :D
No, I don't. Dammit, NSG you have corrupted me!
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:00
A hate- I want you, baby kind of hate.:fluffle:
:fluffle:
I think this is the most fun I've had on an NSG thread in... at least two years. At least.
*jaw drops*
I hadn't thought of the possibilities with a carrot. What an awesome vegetable.
But yeah, peaches are very good, if you slice them up, I think they could be very... useful
ah, and shredded then lightly applied...
damn, now it will be a while before I'm able to walk though my supermarket... :D
<.<
Would you guys stop giving me ideas!!! Would you! Now I want to be taken with a huge carrot and used as a plate full of peaches. Gawd!
do we stop here, or do we move on to the cucumber?
*plays the love scene from Hot Shots*
Sumamba Buwhan
15-11-2008, 01:02
Have we talked about sex that includes edible items such as chocolate sauce and champagne? Cucumbers and peanut butter?
I'm just curious. It's not like I participate in anything other than missionary once a month to try to make babies like God wanted.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:02
<.<
Would you guys stop giving me ideas!!! Would you! Now I want to be taken with a huge carrot and used as a plate full of peaches. Gawd!
This thread... is too much... :eek:
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:03
<.<
Would you guys stop giving me ideas!!! Would you! Now I want to be taken with a huge carrot and used as a plate full of peaches. Gawd!
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
Maybe some jam, as well, gently spread on some key areas, and then licked off, patiently, so as to savor the sweetness. This is making me hungry as well as horny.
Sumamba Buwhan
15-11-2008, 01:03
okay yes I see food talk. Carry on.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:04
do we stop here, or do we move on to the cucumber?
*plays the love scene from Hot Shots*
One question: How big is the cucumber?
:D
Dumb Ideologies
15-11-2008, 01:04
we are corrupting another innocent! :D
To be honest, its more 'disturbed' than 'corrupted'. I read the thread this morning, and have spent the rest of the day rocking backwards and forwards screaming "DO NOT WANT" and trying to erase my memory :p
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:04
do we stop here, or do we move on to the cucumber?
*plays the love scene from Hot Shots*
Perhaps even cooked corn on the cob. As long as it's cooled down a bit. Wouldn't want any burns.
But all those bumps... you know, the kernels...
Edit: 40 fucking pages. This thread is hella awesome.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:05
Perhaps even cooked corn on the cob. As long as it's cooled down a bit. Wouldn't want any burns.
But all those bumps... you know, the kernels...
Erm... you are a god sir. :D
Sumamba Buwhan
15-11-2008, 01:06
this one time at raspberry jam camp...
One question: How big is the cucumber?
:D
big enough...
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:07
One question: How big is the cucumber?
:D
My friends have this ENORMOUS cucumber sitting on their kitchen counter. At parts it's so big I can't fit both hands around it. It looks obscene.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:08
big enough...
I'm laughing so hard, oh so hard.. ungh! Yes... Hard. Big cucumber in my... hole... ungh!
I can't stop laughing. Gods!:D
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:08
Have we talked about sex that includes edible items such as chocolate sauce and champagne? Cucumbers and peanut butter?
I'm just curious. It's not like I participate in anything other than missionary once a month to try to make babies like God wanted.
Champagne. That reminds me, here's a trick. Get a bottle of shampagne, share a little bit with each other, and then, leaving the top open, insert it. As the champagne goes inside her, a lot of the bubbles start fizzing, and from what I've seen, can be very pleasurable. It also makes the chamapgne taste better :tongue:
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:09
My friends have this ENORMOUS cucumber sitting on their kitchen counter. At parts it's so big I can't fit both hands around it. It looks obscene.
Do they have it there for a special purpose? ;)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:09
Champagne. That reminds me, here's a trick. Get a bottle of shampagne, share a little bit with each other, and then, leaving the top open, insert it. As the champagne goes inside her, a lot of the bubbles start fizzing, and from what I've seen, can be very pleasurable. It also makes the chamapgne taste better :tongue:
That's more of a get her drunk/fuck her situation. It pwns!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:10
Champagne. That reminds me, here's a trick. Get a bottle of shampagne, share a little bit with each other, and then, leaving the top open, insert it. As the champagne goes inside her, a lot of the bubbles start fizzing, and from what I've seen, can be very pleasurable. It also makes the chamapgne taste better :tongue:
O_O
I am in the presence of gods...
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:10
Do they have it there for a special purpose? ;)
You know, I've never asked...
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:12
That's more of a get her drunk/fuck her situation. It pwns!
Hmm. I wonder if you could drink the champagne out of her. That would be tasty.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:12
From first date etiquette to cucumber fucking. NSG, you earned a round of applause. You've covered it all!!!!!!
:D
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:13
O_O
I am in the presence of gods...
Not my idea, unfortunately. A good-un though. And if you're careful, not very messy. Either that, or you're drunk enough not to care!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:13
Hmm. I wonder if you could drink the champagne out of her. That would be tasty.
Doing it right, yes. It's possible to drink the champagne as it oozes out of her.
Damn it! More oozing, that's the word of the day. OOZE!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:13
Not my idea, unfortunately. A good-un though. And if you're careful, not very messy. Either that, or you're drunk enough not to care!
It just sounds so erotic...
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:13
From first date etiquette to cucumber fucking. NSG, you earned a round of applause. You've covered it all!!!!!!
:D
Now the appropiate title would be ''The Sex Thread''
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:14
Hmm. I wonder if you could drink the champagne out of her. That would be tasty.
You betcha you can. Especially if you experiment with angles, like her lying back and filling up and then "pouring" some out for you...
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:14
From first date etiquette to cucumber fucking. NSG, you earned a round of applause. You've covered it all!!!!!!
:D
I wonder how Sin will react when she sees what we've done to her thread. Do you think she'll be proud, maybe?
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:15
It just sounds so erotic...
Because it, well, is.
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:18
I wonder how Sin will react when she sees what we've done to her thread. Do you think she'll be proud, maybe?
I don't expect there'll be a maybe. I think she'll have a kind of "they've grown up so fast, look at them go" attitude, like a proud parent at some slightly illegal sporting event. Which is, really, what this thread is :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:19
Now the appropiate title would be ''The Sex Thread''
I can picture this thread having it's own background music.
Closer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD9Q8koJKZA)- Nine Inch Nails.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:20
I think we've just proven that we're a bunch of Horndogs. :D
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:20
I don't expect there'll be a maybe. I think she'll have a kind of "they've grown up so fast, look at them go" attitude, like a proud parent at some slightly illegal sporting event. Which is, really, what this thread is :p
Wow, so many pages... of dripping, sweaty sex.
There's so much sex in this thread that I can almost smell it.
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:21
Wow, so many pages... of dripping, sweaty sex.
There's so much sex in this thread that I can almost smell it.
Nothing like the smell of sex in the morning!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:22
Wow, so many pages... of dripping, sweaty sex.
There's so much sex in this thread that I can almost smell it.
That's the best smell in the world. The smell of sweaty bodies entangled after rowdy and fulfilling sex. It's sweet and salty. I can almost taste it now.
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:22
Nothing like the smell of sex in the morning!
But actually.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:23
I think we've just proven that we're a bunch of Horndogs. :D
Didn't someone's sig say something about being hornybags of hornyflesh going around all hornylike?
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:25
Didn't someone's sig say something about being hornybags of hornyflesh going around all hornylike?
It's in somebody's sig. I forget who.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:26
That's the best smell in the world. The smell of sweaty bodies entangled after rowdy and fulfilling sex. It's sweet and salty. I can almost taste it now.
*pants*
The mixture of the smell of sweat and the smell of the products of sexual organs creates a glorious aroma.
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:26
But actually.
I meant it as a reference to the cliched ''Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning'' but works as a non-refential line.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:27
I can picture this thread having it's own background music.
Closer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD9Q8koJKZA)- Nine Inch Nails.
Normally I don't dig NIN so much, but that song is fucking perfect for this thread.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:28
*pants*
The mixture of the smell of sweat and the smell of the products of sexual organs creates a glorious aroma.
And now it has caused me to want it. The sex. Wow...
These words...
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:29
I'm on fire right now... I need my girl. But she's not here at the moment. :(
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:30
And now it has caused me to want it. The sex. Wow...
These words...
I guess you need to get laid then.
Really, I love it when my ladyfriend's so aroused that I can smell it perfectly clearly... several feet from her (I have a very good sense of smell when my nose isn't clogged by allergies, which I am often plagued with).
Speaking of fucking like an animal, she found the idea of going out camping, and getting nekkid and mating like animals in the forest was hot. It is now on my mental list of awesome things to do.
Sumamba Buwhan
15-11-2008, 01:32
speaking of fire.... ;) Candle wax fun is a great first fuck on the kinky side activity.
round it out with some oral sex and nipple sucking as you hold a piece of ice in your mouth.
great sensations and not overly kinky but letting them know that you aren't boring in teh sack and have grander ideas.
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:33
I'm on fire right now... I need my girl. But she's not here at the moment. :(
5 and a half hours to go... I think I can last that long. Just.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:34
I guess you need to get laid then.
Really, I love it when my ladyfriend's so aroused that I can smell it perfectly clearly... several feet from her (I have a very good sense of smell when my nose isn't clogged by allergies, which I am often plagued with).
Speaking of fucking like an animal, she found the idea of going out camping, and getting nekkid and mating like animals in the forest was hot. It is now on my mental list of awesome things to do.
That, all of it, sounds beastly. I like it a lot.
Sumamba Buwhan
15-11-2008, 01:34
I guess you need to get laid then.
Really, I love it when my ladyfriend's so aroused that I can smell it perfectly clearly... several feet from her (I have a very good sense of smell when my nose isn't clogged by allergies, which I am often plagued with).
Speaking of fucking like an animal, she found the idea of going out camping, and getting nekkid and mating like animals in the forest was hot. It is now on my mental list of awesome things to do.
you don't have to wait for camping ;)
just take a hike and hit that one a secluded (or not so secluded) side trail.
:D
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:34
5 and a half hours to go... I think I can last that long. Just.
Getting impatient, are we?
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:35
speaking of fire.... ;) Candle wax fun is a great first fuck on the kinky side activity.
round it out with some oral sex and nipple sucking as you hold a piece of ice in your mouth.
great sensations and not overly kinky but letting them know that you aren't boring in teh sack and have grander ideas.
Ice is an underused sex toy.
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:36
Getting impatient, are we?
Maybe, maybe... I was supposed to cook her dinner first, but I think we may now just skip to dessert.
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:36
I guess you need to get laid then.
Really, I love it when my ladyfriend's so aroused that I can smell it perfectly clearly... several feet from her (I have a very good sense of smell when my nose isn't clogged by allergies, which I am often plagued with).
Speaking of fucking like an animal, she found the idea of going out camping, and getting nekkid and mating like animals in the forest was hot. It is now on my mental list of awesome things to do.
Haven't done forest. It's be fun though. Beach and back garden were.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:38
Ice is an underused sex toy.
Oooh... godammit... god... I neeeeeed her....
From first date etiquette to cucumber fucking. NSG, you earned a round of applause. You've covered it all!!!!!!
:Dwe cover the special salad dressing already?
I'm on fire right now... I need my girl. But she's not here at the moment. :(
at least you GOT SOMEONE!
Right now, the girl of my dreams is still in my dreams. :(
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:41
That, all of it, sounds beastly. I like it a lot.
We plan to go on a short backpacking trip eventually, when we both have the time. We're both big on getting out into nature. I think when we finally do make the trip, there will be lots of beastly mating going on.
Damn, I am hella horny. Do you ever kinda shiver when you get really horny? Yeah.. it's like that.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:43
Oooh... godammit... god... I neeeeeed her....
Just like I need him right now... listening to the music I am doesn't help either...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:44
Damn, I am hella horny. Do you ever kinda shiver when you get really horny? Yeah.. it's like that.
I am trembling rabidly right now, so... what do you think?
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:45
This thread... has been awesome.
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:46
I see this thread changing soon as all of us participants go away and sulk/fap/fuck/all three to relieve ourselves of our the pressure this thread has built up. And then the next generation can come in, share there experiences, and when they get to this stage, we'll be ready to come back and up the kink factor. It's the circle of life, kink, loneliness, fap, kink. Hakuna matata.
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:46
This thread... has been awesome.
What do you mean ''has been''? It hasn't yet ended!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:47
I see this thread changing soon as all of us participants go away and sulk/fap/fuck/all three to relieve ourselves of our the pressure this thread has built up. And then the next generation can come in, share there experiences, and when they get to this stage, we'll be ready to come back and up the kink factor. It's the circle of life, kink, loneliness, fap, kink. Hakuna matata.
I'm just shaking right now... and lusting for her...
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:48
I'm just shaking right now... and lusting for her...
Aye, ditto.
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:49
I'm just shaking right now... and lusting for her...
What else have you done for the last 3 pages?
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:49
What do you mean ''has been''? It hasn't yet ended!
I'm going to intentionally torture myself by staying horny and not fapping for a while. That way it'll be awesome.
This has gotta be one of the best threads evar.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:50
What else have you done for the last 3 pages?
True. I've been posessed by lust for a while now. :(
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:50
Mouth watering lust.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 01:51
I'm just shaking right now... and lusting for her...
And I'm entranced so I better go. Not thinking straight. Shaking too much. I'm mess at the moment. I want to be taken and possessed right now. I want to find glory so many times, I cry out in despair when it's at an end. And after all that, I want to fall down eternally.
Oyasumi, minna!
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 01:52
And I'm entranced so I better go. Not thinking straight. Shaking too much. I'm mess at the moment. I want to be taken and possessed right now. I want to find glory so many times, I cry out in despair when it's at an end. And after all that, I want to fall down eternally.
Oyasumi, minna!
Enjoy yourself, hope you find some relief, lol.
Sumamba Buwhan
15-11-2008, 01:52
Ok I'm outta here. I'll check back in sometime over the weekend to let you know how the swing club went cuz I know youa re dying to hear about it. :P
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:52
I'm going to escape too... mainly 'cos I have work in the morning.
Farewell, lusty people! :D
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 01:53
It's been fun, my favourite thread in living memory. But I gotta go, get myself and the house ready, and MAYBE do some study... maybe :p.
I'll check back in tomorrow. Au revoir!
EDIT: Wow, seems the predicted mass exodus occurred. My powers of prediction just went up to level 3...
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 02:03
Ok I'm outta here. I'll check back in sometime over the weekend to let you know how the swing club went cuz I know youa re dying to hear about it. :P
We certainly will be. ;)
Holy Cheese and Shoes
15-11-2008, 03:15
Must... resist.....
http://fyfi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/must_not_fap.jpg
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 03:29
Must... resist.....
http://fyfi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/must_not_fap.jpg
Wait a minute.. Didn't you post that in some other thread?
Glorious Freedonia
15-11-2008, 04:07
So... more kinky stuff.
Analingus. Would you give? Would you receive? Would you bring it up? Would you be worried about the health concerns of such activity?
Neither giving nor receiving bothers me in the slightest.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 04:16
Neither giving nor receiving bothers me in the slightest.
om nom nom
Lol. For some reason I'm only comfortable with giving.
BrightonBurg
15-11-2008, 04:21
Dont say her sister his hotter than she is,also nix pouring hot candle wax on the cat.
Glorious Freedonia
15-11-2008, 04:22
Haven't done forest. It's be fun though. Beach and back garden were.
Forest is ok. A warm very muddy riverbank is even better.
Glorious Freedonia
15-11-2008, 04:24
Ok I'm outta here. I'll check back in sometime over the weekend to let you know how the swing club went cuz I know youa re dying to hear about it. :P
I know that I am. Have fun!
Glorious Freedonia
15-11-2008, 04:26
Does anyone have any thoughts about figging. It is something I have been moderately curious about but never did.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 05:03
Does anyone have any thoughts about figging. It is something I have been moderately curious about but never did.
What is "figging"?
Taking a stick of raw ginger and sticking it up your ass.
As to the OP question: Considering my dating experiences have been extremely limited, I don't think I'm qualified to answer your question.
Holy Cheese and Shoes
15-11-2008, 05:36
Wait a minute.. Didn't you post that in some other thread?
I'm pretty sure that's the first time *I*'ve done it, but I'm sure it's a popular pic.....
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 05:48
Taking a stick of raw ginger and sticking it up your ass.
As to the OP question: Considering my dating experiences have been extremely limited, I don't think I'm qualified to answer your question.
That sounds really uncomfortable.
Fighter4u
15-11-2008, 05:56
Wow...you guys are fucking crazy! :)
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 06:00
Wow...you guys are fucking crazy! :)
45 pages of pure fucking win. Lolawesome.
Some are. The OP's openness about her sexuality tends to encourage such in others.
This thread got too long too fast, I can't stay in on this...
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 06:02
This thread got too long too fast, I can't stay in on this...
It's going quite slow right now. Everybody left to... take care of things.
The Plutonian Empire
15-11-2008, 06:03
And I missed out on all the fun. :(
It's going quite slow right now. Everybody left to... take care of things.
I wish I had thing to take care of. The point I am trying to make though is I'm not going to read 25 pages no matter how interesting.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 06:06
I wish I had thing to take care of. The point I am trying to make though is I'm not going to read 25 pages no matter how interesting.
I've read more. For a lark.
That sounds really uncomfortable.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/figging
Oh, it's quite painful. That's the point.
Fighter4u
15-11-2008, 06:07
I wish I had thing to take care of. The point I am trying to make though is I'm not going to read 25 pages no matter how interesting.
I just finished reading 45 pages....
Mainly because I NEVER post in a thread without reading everything,as it tends to annoy me when people obv. didn't read the thread.
Those to get back to the topic on hand(heh..),I read it without flagging,but damn it was hard....work...
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 06:12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/figging
Oh, it's quite painful. That's the point.
Too much for me...
Gauntleted Fist
15-11-2008, 06:14
And I missed out on all the fun. :(Eh, I missed out on a lot, but that's what I get for getting caught up on Xbox Live. :D
Muravyets
15-11-2008, 06:20
I just finished reading 45 pages....
Mainly because I NEVER post in a thread without reading everything,as it tends to annoy me when people obv. didn't read the thread.
Those to get back to the topic on hand(heh..),I read it without flagging,but damn it was hard....work...
You did it without what? ;)
And 45 pages straight through -- that takes some...um...I'm going to say fortitude. :D
Gauntleted Fist
15-11-2008, 06:21
You did it without what? ;)
And 45 pages straight through -- that takes some...um...I'm going to say fortitude. :DI read from where I stopped posting to here, but I absolutely refuse to read the entire topic.
Wait, just realized that I have read the entire topic.
...
...
...Go me!
Fighter4u
15-11-2008, 06:28
You did it without what? ;)
And 45 pages straight through -- that takes some...um...I'm going to say fortitude. :D
Heh...nice one! Those I wonder how "it" would taste with honey on it?:tongue:
(Am actually hungry now.. :( )
You did it without what? ;)
And 45 pages straight through -- that takes some...um...I'm going to say fortitude. :D
I suppose that's a good word for it.
Enormous Gentiles
15-11-2008, 07:34
OK...hand check...
Filthy frickin' liberal commie elitist deviants.
The Romulan Republic
15-11-2008, 07:39
Some people don't have sex on the first date.
This. In my mind, casually screwing and proper dates can be quite distinct. I know I sure as hell wouldn't want or expect sex on the first date. If the other person felt otherwise, it would make it more likely to be the last date.
This. In my mind, casually screwing and proper dates can be quite distinct. I know I sure as hell wouldn't want or expect sex on the first date. If the other person felt otherwise, it would make it more likely to be the last date.
I don't suggest it on the first date, but I don't count it against her either.
The Romulan Republic
15-11-2008, 08:06
I don't suggest it on the first date, but I don't count it against her either.
Leaving aside the risk of STDs from someone who likes casual f*****g, I wouldn't want to date someone who's sole interest was sex.
Then again, I'm actually quite conservative when it comes to my personal life. I'm only a liberal when it comes to policy.;)
Leaving aside the risk of STDs from someone who likes casual f*****g, I wouldn't want to date someone who's sole interest was sex.
Then again, I'm actually quite conservative when it comes to my personal life. I'm only a liberal when it comes to policy.;)
Well, I don't date anyone I don't already trust. I'm not for casual fucking either.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 15:21
om nom nom
Lol. For some reason I'm only comfortable with giving.
And I am only comfortable with taking. What are the odds? :D
Grave_n_idle
15-11-2008, 17:28
And I am only comfortable with taking. What are the odds? :D
*adds another gold star for Nana-chan.*
Cabra West
15-11-2008, 17:43
Some people don't have sex on the first date.
True. It would always depend on what you're looking for, wouldn't it?
I used to not really go for sex on first dates, but these days the only reason I do date is for sex. ;)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 20:20
*adds another gold star for Nana-chan.*
*accepts it with a grin*
:D
*accepts it with a grin*
:D
Need help sticking on that star?
True. It would always depend on what you're looking for, wouldn't it?
I used to not really go for sex on first dates, but these days the only reason I do date is for sex. ;)
so... cabra.... whatcha doing tonight? :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 20:38
Need help sticking on that star?
Oh my, yes. Where should I stick it in my body?:D
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 20:38
Oh my, yes. Where should I stick it in my body?:D
Boobies! :D
Oh my, yes. Where should I stick it in my body?:D
talk about a loaded question...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 20:41
talk about a loaded question...
As such, it demands a loaded answer...
Boobies! :D
here I was thinking about the perineum... :D
Edit: loaded enough for you Nan-chan?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 20:42
here I was thinking about the perineum... :D
Edit: loaded enough for you Nan-chan?
Meh, too mild. Show me some more spice!
Meh, too mild. Show me some more spice!
hehehe... well, maybe for you, but I'll sure have fun helping you put it on there. :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 20:46
hehehe... well, maybe for you, but I'll sure have fun helping you put it on there. :p
Ah, in that case...
*points to boob*
Pin me, sir!
:D
The Parkus Empire
15-11-2008, 20:46
Ok, I can see the aversion to urinating on your partner, but are you saying never ever to anal too?
Is that really a 'taboo' still?
The anus was never a taboo subject--was it?
In regards to your initial inquiry (as you state in the OP): It depends upon how wealthy the lucky lass I am courting is.
Ah, in that case...
*points to boob*
Pin me, sir!
:D
damn, rather put it on the perineum, but if you want it there...
*takes off glasses and goes in for a real close to make sure the star's on straight.*
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 20:58
damn, rather put it on the perineum, but if you want it there...
*takes off glasses and goes in for a real close to make sure the star's on straight.*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14211607&postcount=18
That is all.
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/842/842399/hero-showdown-homer-simpson-vs-peter-griffin-20071218060723409-000.jpg
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:00
Ah, in that case...
*points to boob*
Pin me, sir!
:D*purses lips*
http://openphoto.net/volumes/sarabbit/20071127/openphotonet_DSCF0305.jpg
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14211607&postcount=18
That is all.
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/842/842399/hero-showdown-homer-simpson-vs-peter-griffin-20071218060723409-000.jpg
first of all, I am not a second life avatar with misfiring body parts.
second of all... er... Nan-chan is much better looking than that pic.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:02
*purses lips*
http://openphoto.net/volumes/sarabbit/20071127/openphotonet_DSCF0305.jpg
What the fuck is that thing?!:eek:
It's obscene! It's horrible! And I want it... <.<
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:02
What is "figging"?Isn't that some biblical reference to a special kind of sin, you know, when Jesus cursed the fig tree?
When some of the very sinful got word of it and did some unspeakably sinful things with figs just to keep in check with "messiah"?
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:03
first of all, I am not a second life avatar with misfiring body parts.
second of all... er... Nan-chan is much better looking than that pic.
It seemed like a good time to bring up .... misfiring. :)
And hey, different strokes/different folks and all that (as if this thread hasn't already proven that)
hey, different strokes/different folks and all that (as if this thread hasn't already proven that)
whatever turns your engine... :p
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:06
What the fuck is that thing?!:eek: It's not one of these
http://www.biog1105-1106.org/labs/deuts/medianew/lamprey_mouth_3.jpgbut is known quite well for its sucking power. The first pic is more for ... well, uncontrollable swelling of blood.
<.<
>.>
It's obscene! It's horrible! And I want it... <.<I'm sure i can hook you up with something ....
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:07
whatever turns your engine... :pThat reminds me. You must have, by now, gathered a *bunch* more cool medical anecdotes. Perhaps a few of them sexual.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:07
It's not one of these
http://www.biog1105-1106.org/labs/deuts/medianew/lamprey_mouth_3.jpgbut is known quite well for its sucking power. The first pic is more for ... well, uncontrollable swelling of blood.
<.<
>.>
I'm sure i can hook you up with something ....
Summon Zero-kun!!!! He's an expert in the blood swelling department.:D
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:07
Summon Zero-kun!!!! He's an expert in the blood swelling department.:D
I haz been summoned? *Bares teeth*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:08
I haz been summoned? *Bares teeth*
Yes, I did. Bite that obscenely looking thing TB linked us to. It's phallic quality has me intrigued.:p
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:09
Yes, I did. Bite that obscenely looking thing TB linked us to. It's phallic quality has me intrigued.:p
Tastes like chicken blood. :D
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:11
Yes, I did. Bite that obscenely looking thing TB linked us to. It's phallic quality has me intrigued.:p
Oh, there's more, to be sure!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/17492558_1645e6cb42.jpg
I don't think i'm topping that one. It's exactly what it looks like.
And i bow to your power of invocation. I should work on that some time.
*bows*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:12
Tastes like chicken blood. :D
Eh? Chicken?
TB, you gotta stop stealing LG's chickens. If you do, he'll be unable to make his amazing pies. And then, where would the King of Clowns be?
Enough threadjack!!!
JuNii, the star looks awesome on the boobage. Thanks!:D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:13
Oh, there's more, to be sure!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/17492558_1645e6cb42.jpg
I don't think i'm topping that one. It's exactly what it looks like.
And i bow to your power of invocation. I should work on that some time.
*bows*
That reminds me of something I saw on The Chapelle Show.:eek:
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:15
Oh, there's more, to be sure!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/17492558_1645e6cb42.jpg
This reminds me soooo much of Tentacle Hentai. :eek:
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:17
That reminds me of something I saw on The Chapelle Show.:eek:The usually-blurred out part?
Well, remember who got it for you. :D
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:18
This reminds me soooo much of Tentacle Hentai. :eek:
As well it should. Every other photo after that in the series is obviously x-rated.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:20
As well it should. Every other photo after that in the series is obviously x-rated.
No no no... dude... no... why must we always, in a sex thread, end up discussing tentacle hentai? Why?:eek2:
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:21
No no no... dude... no... why must we always, in a sex thread, end up discussing tentacle hentai? Why?:eek2:
'Cos it's so disturbingly erotic? :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:27
'Cos it's so disturbingly erotic? :p
<.<
To go back to the OP... if you were going out with a hentai tentacle monster, would you let it sex you anally and all that jazz on the first date or would you wait?
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:27
It seems like such a natural conclusion, no?
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:28
<.<
To go back to the OP... if you were going out with a hentai tentacle monster, would you let it sex you anally and all that jazz on the first date or would you wait?
Erm... not me, but I wouldn't mind being able to turn into a Hentai Monster on my girlfriend... I think she'd like it. :p
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:28
<.<
To go back to the OP... if you were going out with a hentai tentacle monster, would you let it sex you anally and all that jazz on the first date or would you wait?It really does depend on your kicks.
But ... i would think ... the discernment of it being a "monster" is really what you can look forward to as far as being sensitive to your needs ... safety word "banana" and all that.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:30
Erm... not me, but I wouldn't mind being able to turn into a Hentai Monster on my girlfriend... I think she'd like it. :p
What, she gets turned on by the multiple tentacle penetration and the prospect of being cummed on so much, her belly looks like that of a dog with parasites? Weird... and yet so damn hawt!
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:32
What, she gets turned on by the multiple tentacle penetration and the prospect of being cummed on so much, her belly looks like that of a dog with parasites? Weird... and yet so damn hawt!
j00 is taunting me... :eek:
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:33
What, she gets turned on by the multiple tentacle penetration and the prospect of being cummed on so much, her belly looks like that of a dog with parasites?
Totally sigworthy. Totally.
MEGA - *bow*
:hail:
Oh ... and why's it gotta be cummed on ?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:36
Totally sigworthy. Totally.
MEGA - *bow*
:hail:
Oh ... and why's it gotta be cummed on ?
*bows and salutes*
And now, for my next number I will be... Hehehe!
When you cum, while having sex, you cum on someone. That's why I used that. Of course, seeing as this is about tentacles, I should've used cum in. *shrugs*
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:39
Excuse me, Neko-Chan. I have to worship you. :p
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:40
*bows and salutes*
And now, for my next number I will be... Hehehe!
This reminds me of something i saw involving smoke rings or bubbles.
When you cum, while having sex, you cum on someone. That's why I used that.Hmmm - i think the populace of the world lays testimony to another manner of accommodating ejaculate. <.<
>.>
Of course, seeing as this is about tentacles, I should've used cum in. *shrugs*Well, only in that circumstance? *starts stretching "tentacle"*
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:41
Excuse me, Neko-Chan. I have to worship you. :pTook ya long enough.
http://www.uthscsa.edu/opa/presaward2004/eventimages/51.jpg
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:42
Took ya long enough.
http://www.uthscsa.edu/opa/presaward2004/eventimages/51.jpg
You need some worshipping too. :D
:hail::hail::hail:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:43
Hmmm - i think the populace of the world lays testimony to another manner of accommodating ejaculate. <.<
>.>
Well, only in that circumstance? *starts stretching "tentacle"*
All I can say is I was trying to be demure in my posting. I know what you're about to say: EPIC FAIL! As always.:p
Oh dear lords! We gots us one of the tenty 'uns!! Amazing!!
No Names Left Damn It
15-11-2008, 21:46
Totally sigworthy. Totally.
I agree. *sigs*
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:47
You need some worshipping too. :D
:hail::hail::hail:*blushes*
I'm only sad that Straughn couldn't be here to share in the glory.
But remember .... you all are the realwinners.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:49
*blushes*
I'm only sad that Straughn couldn't be here to share in the glory.
But remember .... you all are the realwinners.
Straughny-kun! I miss his sweet bum around here.:(
My host has gone AWOL, but not because he wants to.
*raises her beer mug*
For Straughn. NSG needs more people like him!!
Hear hear!!
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:50
All I can say is I was trying to be demure in my posting.WhatwhatWHAT? *facepalm*
It's like i don't even know you anymore. *sobs*
I know what you're about to say: EPIC FAIL! As always.:pEven in this post. I would've spelled fail as pH. :p
More as a chemistry reference than anything else ....
Oh dear lords! We gots us one of the tenty 'uns!! Amazing!!But what to do is the question.
http://www.caitlinrkiernan.com/tentacles2.jpg
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 21:51
Straughny-kun! I miss his sweet bum around here.:(
My host has gone AWOL, but not because he wants to.
*raises her beer mug*
For Straughn. NSG needs more people like him!!
Hear hear!!:eek:
*recoils*
Maybe Jhan knows something about all that. Where's that guy anyway?!?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:52
WhatwhatWHAT? *facepalm*
It's like i don't even know you anymore. *sobs*
Even in this post. I would've spelled fail as pH. :p
More as a chemistry reference than anything else ....
But what to do is the question.
http://www.caitlinrkiernan.com/tentacles2.jpg
I know what will cheer you up, TB. My motto nowadays: Carpe Diem! And that, baby, is what I will do with the tentacles that are being offered.:fluffle:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:53
:eek:
*recoils*
Maybe Jhan knows something about all that. Where's that guy anyway?!?
*rubs herself up and down TB's leg*
Don't recoil. We like the TB a lot too. :fluffle:
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:54
*rubs herself up and down TB's leg*
Don't recoil. We like the TB a lot too. :fluffle:
Just save some of his blood for me. :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 21:57
Just save some of his blood for me. :D
You get your own! Shoo!:mad:
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 21:58
You get your own! Shoo!:mad:
Can I have yours instead then? :p
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 22:04
Can I have yours instead then? :pCan you wait a few weeks?
Strange how this somehow works with the OP ....
That reminds me. You must have, by now, gathered a *bunch* more cool medical anecdotes. Perhaps a few of them sexual.
nothing I can go into much detail about.
like a person with a sexual enhancing device stuck and needed to be removed.
but the real humours part was the Data Controller who had to enter that into the computer. :p
What, she gets turned on by the multiple tentacle penetration and the prospect of being cummed on so much, her belly looks like that of a dog with parasites? Weird... and yet so damn hawt!
Hey Nanatsu, wanna come over to watch some anime? :p
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 22:07
Just save some of his blood for me. :D
+
*rubs herself up and down TB's leg*
Don't recoil. We like the TB a lot too. :fluffe:
+
I know what will cheer you up, TB. My motto nowadays: Carpe Diem! And that, baby, is what I will do with the tentacles that are being offered. :fluffle:
Wow.
I feel loved ... a lot ... or something like it ... a lot.
:confused:
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 22:09
nothing I can go into much detail about.
like a person with a sexual enhancing device stuck and needed to be removed.Ah, my mother-in-law's ex-bf, Dale, who was big on loading her computer up with cross-species sex vids.
but the real humours part was the Data Controller who had to enter that into the computer. :p
How can this NOT be appropriate, and worthy of detail? *scolds*
Hey Nanatsu, wanna come over to watch some anime? :pWell, if she doesn't take you up on that, i can at least offer a dog with parasites.
How can this NOT be appropriate, and worthy of detail? *scolds*
well... let's just say she shouted out loud... "what the heck is a C**k Ring?"
and several of us had to explain to her what it was and how it was used.
then she asked "So how does one go about removing it?" (the patient came in with one stuck and it couldn't be removed.)
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 22:16
2nd Amendment-protected public nonconsensual anal sex, anytime dark.*checks off list*
You'll be contacted shortly.
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 22:23
well... let's just say she shouted out loud... "what the heck is a C**k Ring?"
and several of us had to explain to her what it was and how it was used.Did you use visual aides?
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/deadmanschest_/Freewheel/LockRingTool1.jpg
then she asked "So how does one go about removing it?" (the patient came in with one stuck and it couldn't be removed.)Oh, that's easy. Thermite.
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 22:32
A decent first date should end like any decent party: With one person naked and wandering around a total stranger's front yard looking for a sock. *nod*
A little pink sock?
Grave_n_idle
15-11-2008, 22:37
*accepts it with a grin*
:D
The... star?
;)
The Brevious
15-11-2008, 22:39
I do find myself at a church function or puritanical event, I think I'm MORE likely to bring up anal...Sigworthy, good sir.
*bows*