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Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?

I think the lady likes porn more than I do.

Political upheaval gets me hot :D

Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?

Personally I have a thing for men AND women with arm tattoos...I really like it. And maybe weirdly, I like chicks with neck tats too. Butch bitches, mmmmm. Rockabilly girls. I don't like a ridiculous amount of piercings, but some piercings look really hawt.
I can take tattoos or leave them. Good tattoos are beautiful. Naked plain skin is beautiful, too. Bad tattoos are like other bad fashion choices -- not sexy.

I'm not a huge fan of piercings. A few is okay, I guess, but I don't think they enhance the body all that much, and I prefer them to be less noticeable rather than more noticeable. I don't get off on playing with them or anything like that.

I have no piercings at all myself -- not even ears -- just because I have no interest in them. I have no tats either, but that's because I have commitment issues.

This is true of the overwhelming majority of porn people on the internet have mentioned to me. :p


Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?
Meh, why not? I've watched porn with co-workers at the work place, while we were working (and not in the porn industry).

You're all jealous of me?!:eek:

No, we are jealous of whoever you are giving attention to at the time.

But I did. I said I would like joining you.

Oh yeah, oops

But...but...they grow, and shrink, and move around semi-independently, and it's so COOL! :p

Isn't it, though?

Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?

Hot, when I can convince him to do it.

It's weird, because usually when I watch porn, I just find it funny. But when with hubby, it's funny and a turn-on.

Well I don't like clowns (sorry Smunkee)....

I promise to stay out of porn, just for you. :)

Well you can be in porn, just not dressed like a clown :D

Ooh, that brings up a new question for the thread - do people find their preferred variety of genitalia attractive in and of itself? Me, I think penises are fairly funny-looking, but I do enjoy one if it's attached to a cute guy. Vaginae I honestly don't like the look of much at all (there's that whole "straight" thing again...).

I don't really find any genitalia attractive in the least. Penises are fun to play with and all, but I don't really find them attractive. And I really get nothing at all from looking at vulvas.

*shrug*

I feel as though I need to step up and declare my love for the pretty, pretty pussy. I think the female bits are incredibly attractive, though I'll admit a preference for good grooming (which I also like on men, so whatever). Not a big fan of clit piercings or anything, I don't think it adds anything to what is already a very nice part of the female body.

I feel as though I need to step up and declare my love for the pretty, pretty pussy. I think the female bits are incredibly attractive, though I'll admit a preference for good grooming (which I also like on men, so whatever). Not a big fan of clit piercings or anything, I don't think it adds anything to what is already a very nice part of the female body.

*Agrees*. They're like pretty flowers full of sex.

Pussies are better than flowers because they are more consistantly edible :P

Pussies are better than flowers because they are more consistantly edible :P

Wise Sin is wise.

Pussies are a great dessert because they are not fattening while still tasting great.

Wise Sin is wise.

Pussies are a great dessert because they are not fattening while still tasting great.


pussies usually go bad about once a month though, and kinda taste like a leaky battery...

pussies usually go bad about once a month though, and kinda taste like a leaky battery...

No, they merely take on a different and also highly exquisite flavor.

pussies usually go bad about once a month though, and kinda taste like a leaky battery...

More acidic during that time of the month, but the taste doesn't really bother me.

More acidic during that time of the month, but the taste doesn't really bother me.

I've eaten grits, before. It'd take more than menstruation to put me off eating pussy. :)

Grits are awesome, I just hope you're not using grits as some sort of euphemism for dried pussy secretion.

More acidic during that time of the month, but the taste doesn't really bother me.

its not the taste that bothers me the most...its the fact my dog wont stop licking my face after im done...

Grits are awesome, I just hope you're not using grits as some sort of euphemism for dried pussy secretion.

Awesome. I hadn't even thought of that.

No - I just can't stand grits. Somewhere between someone busting a load in your mouth, and someone sneezing sand on your tongue. But I ate that horrendous stuff anyway. I was pointing out that mere menstruation doesn't even compare to the limits I have subjected myself to.

i.e. grits.

I'm totally going to be stealing that 'dried pussy secretion' as a way of describing my archnemesis-in-food-form, though.

its not the taste that bothers me the most...its the fact my dog wont stop licking my face after im done...

Take a shower.

No, they merely take on a different and also highly exquisite flavor.

i normally throw in some hot sauce before in indulge during that time....blends right in....

its not the taste that bothers me the most...its the fact my dog wont stop licking my face after im done...

By 'dog', you don't mean like 'a homie' or something, right?

Take a shower.

It always comes back to surprise anal...

Take a shower.


but that would make sense

By 'dog', you don't mean like 'a homie' or something, right?

usually my homie tosses my salad whil emy dog licks my face.

weird shit happens when you drink too much jager.

Awesome. I hadn't even thought of that.

No - I just can't stand grits. Somewhere between someone busting a load in your mouth, and someone sneezing sand on your tongue. Fucking hilarious :D

Maybe grits aren't really the equivalent of corn meal as I thought, because I rreally like them.

You've had someone bust a load in your mouth? Interesting!

It always comes back to surprise anal...

Showers get me so fucking hot now because of it.

Fucking hilarious :D

Maybe grits aren't really the equivalent of corn meal as I thought, because I rreally like them.

You've had someone bust a load in your mouth? Interesting!

I used to be a lot more flexible than I am now... 'nuff said.

Next time you're in the US, see if you can find some grits. Do a test. I need some outside (impartial) testimony. :)

Where are you from? The 1950s? :p
Who do u date? prostitutes?

Showers get me so fucking hot now because of it.

And you don't even have to go take a shower after. Everyone wins.

Mar'e! I'm free to post again.

Wow, this thread has...randomly meandered to a lot of different topics. :D

It always comes back to surprise anal...

my favorite is the magician.

I used to be a lot more flexible than I am now... 'nuff said.

Next time you're in the US, see if you can find some grits. Do a test. I need some outside (impartial) testimony. :)

Okay will do, Sumamba will take me for some grits in two weeks.

And totally not enough said! I want detailed descriptions, and possibly stick drawings!

usually my homie tosses my salad whil emy dog licks my face.

weird shit happens when you drink too much jager.

It could be worse. Your homie could be tossing your dog's salad, while you lick his face. Have you ever considered warm milk?

It could be worse. Your homie could be tossing your dog's salad, while you lick his face. Have you ever considered warm milk?

I just inhaled a raisin.

It's your fault.

I just inhaled a raisin.

It's your fault.It could be wors-
Never mind.

Okay will do, Sumamba will take me for some grits in two weeks.

And totally not enough said! I want detailed descriptions, and possibly stick drawings!

I assume you've seen Kevin Smith's "Clerks"? The immortal discussion about the guy who could blow himself?

When we watched that movie, everyone said 'that's impossible'. Except me...

I assume you've seen Kevin Smith's "Clerks"? The immortal discussion about the guy who could blow himself?

When we watched that movie, everyone said 'that's impossible'. Except me...

Awwwwwwesome.

I'd never leave the house.

I just inhaled a raisin.

It's your fault.

Sorry. I noticed I no longer have a place in your sig box. Since this obviously needs to change, I'm having to up my post quality.

:)

Awwwwwwesome.

I'd never leave the house.

I was watching some youtube vids a while back, and one of the 'featured' videos was a contortionist girl who could sit on her own face... I had much the same thought.

now i have a serious question here...

if you masturbate and your cum gets all over the floor, and your dog walks up to it and licks it up...is that beastiality?

now i have a serious question here...

if you masturbate and your cum gets all over the floor, and your dog walks up to it and licks it up...is that beastiality?

I'm a little disturbed by the knowledge you masturbate with your pets in the same room to start with...

I'm a little disturbed by the knowledge you masturbate with your pets in the same room to start with...


i cant help that they like to watch

I'm a little disturbed by the knowledge you masturbate with your pets in the same room to start with...

Quit trolling, Minoritee.

That's an interesting issue though...are people comfortable having sex in front of animals?

I for one find having animals in the house inherently disgusting so it probably won't be an issue much anymore...but I have gotten weirded out a few times by other people's pets...especially when they get too close. It's like...stop watching! Because they're like...children or something. ewww.

Quit trolling, Minoritee.

That's an interesting issue though...are people comfortable having sex in front of animals?

I for one find having animals in the house inherently disgusting so it probably won't be an issue much anymore...but I have gotten weirded out a few times by other people's pets...especially when they get too close. It's like...stop watching! Because they're like...children or something. ewww.

I'm much the same way. To the extent that I won't even get aroused, if there is a cat in the room, etc.

That might actually be the deeply-buried reason why outdoor sex has never seemed very appealing since I moved to Georgia. Around here, you might be trying to get your freak on, feel a tickle at your back door, and find a bear. :(

Quit trolling, Minoritee.

That's an interesting issue though...are people comfortable having sex in front of animals?

I for one find having animals in the house inherently disgusting so it probably won't be an issue much anymore...but I have gotten weirded out a few times by other people's pets...especially when they get too close. It's like...stop watching! Because they're like...children or something. ewww.

never bothered me too much. i just throw a pillow at them if they walk in while i am having sex...or im too much into it to even notice they're in the room.

I know! But I think he was, since that comment was in reply to SoWiBi and I discussing the merits of Nutella-coated manparts.

Nah, I was talking about fecal matter.

It's not just getting it on me, though. What if I want to go back in the other entry after doing it? Whatever the case, I still find anal completely unappealing.

Nah, I was talking about fecal matter.

It's not just getting it on me, though. What if I want to go back in the other entry after doing it? Whatever the case, I still find anal completely unappealing.

But it's so tight.

But it's so tight.

But I have foreskin. Something that tight might not feel too good.

Anyone have a pregnant woman fetish?

I've met a few guys over the years that really...really like pregnant women.

Anyone have a pregnant woman fetish?

I've met a few guys over the years that really...really like pregnant women.

I'm not one of 'em.

Also, you should get on MSN.

But I have foreskin. Something that tight might not feel too good.

I've yet to have a man with or without foreskin complain.

I've yet to have a man with or without foreskin complain.

I still wouldn't try it, damnit!

I still wouldn't try it, damnit!

Your loss!

I'm going to watch Being John Malkovich now. Night!

Anyone have a pregnant woman fetish?

I've met a few guys over the years that really...really like pregnant women.


i have a pregnant woman fetish....with my wife.


seriously though, i do find pregnant woman very attractive. its probably because of all the pheromones they are giving off though.

But I have foreskin. Something that tight might not feel too good.

As an uncircumcised male, I can tell you - it does.

Nah, I was talking about fecal matter.

It's not just getting it on me, though. What if I want to go back in the other entry after doing it? Whatever the case, I still find anal completely unappealing.

Wear a condom if you want to pot the pink after you pot the brown.

Or take a shower.

As an uncircumcised male, I can tell you - it does.

Well then, I suppose it does. But I still wouldn't do it for the reasons I previously stated.

Wear a condom if you want to pot the pink after you pot the brown.

Or take a shower.

I didn't think about that, honestly. But I still don't see the fascination with it.

I for one find having animals in the house inherently disgusting so it probably won't be an issue much anymore...but I have gotten weirded out a few times by other people's pets...especially when they get too close. It's like...stop watching! Because they're like...children or something. ewww.
Cats love to stare.

'tis unnerving.

Cats love to stare.

'tis unnerving.
'Tis.

And you know what's even more unnerving? When they stare for a while, and then get up and walk out like they're bored.

Fucking little critics.

Fortunately for me, my cat is so self-centered that as soon as he figures out that what I'm doing in bed does not involve petting him, he leaves, but when he does come back with that "Aren't you done yet?" meow, I throw a pillow or shoe or lamp or something at him.

EDIT: There was an old Burt Reynolds movie -- I can't remember which one though -- and there was a scene where he was having sex with his girlfriend at her house, and her place was this absolute pig-sty filled with cats because she was this crazy hippy cat-lady. As I remember the scene, they're finishing up sex, and she's already had her fun and is waiting on him; he's lying on top of her, panting and humping away, and the cats are all sitting around watching, and she casually reaches up and starts scratching one under the chin while Burt's still on her. It was a cinema classic, face-palm, oh-my-god moment. :D

Yeah, I don't let the cat hang around when I'm getting my groove on.

Fortunately for me, my cat is so self-centered that as soon as he figures out that what I'm doing in bed does not involve petting him, he leaves, but when he does come back with that "Aren't you done yet?" meow, I throw a pillow or shoe or lamp or something at him.


same here, cats are so much better than dogs when it comes to that...my dog just stands in the room and stares like he's got the deadlights in his eyes, at least the cat gets out of dodge...

I didn't think about that, honestly. But I still don't see the fascination with it.

It doesn't need to be a fascination. Most of the girls I've had relations with have said they get better orgasms from (good) anal, and 'problems' that could easily be cured by taking a shower afterwards just don't seem like a good enough reason to deprive my lover of the greatest pleasure I can give her.

Plus, it's just nice. The positioning is different, subtly, and the whole experience is similar, but different. And often - much more intense.

Your loss!

I'm going to watch Being John Malkovich now. Night!

That is such a strange movie.

That is such a strange movie.

one of the greatest movies to come out in the last 10 years nonetheless.

Anyone have a pregnant woman fetish?

I've met a few guys over the years that really...really like pregnant women.

Pregnant women can sometimes be quite attractive.

Pregnant women can sometimes be quite attractive.

they have that "glow" about them....

Quit trolling, Minoritee.

That's an interesting issue though...are people comfortable having sex in front of animals?

I for one find having animals in the house inherently disgusting so it probably won't be an issue much anymore...but I have gotten weirded out a few times by other people's pets...especially when they get too close. It's like...stop watching! Because they're like...children or something. ewww.

I would not be comfortable with my dog or my ladyfriend's cats watching. Too much like doing it in front of children. Of course, if her cats were watching, it would mean that we were at her house, a stupid idea to start with considering the risks and also that I'd start sneezing fairly soon.

Okay will do, Sumamba will take me for some grits in two weeks.

And totally not enough said! I want detailed descriptions, and possibly stick drawings!

I have never had grits.

they have that "glow" about them....
That "glow" is something I have never seen. Like breasts and vaginas, all I see when I look at a pregnant woman is the equipment at work. I see a woman doing something that makes up in discomfort what it lacks in fun. I see swollen ankles and constant trips to the bathroom and back aches and fatigue and every asshat on the street trying to touch her belly like it's got lottery mojo or something while they talk about a "glow." And I see occasionally a woman who very often is NO mood to be hit on, getting hit on by guys who are either slaves to a fetish or totally clueless about when would be a good time to keep their mouths shut. Sometimes, I think the "glow" is just the flush of fantasies of wholesale murder.

its not the taste that bothers me the most...its the fact my dog wont stop licking my face after im done...

So wipe your face off.

It doesn't need to be a fascination. Most of the girls I've had relations with have said they get better orgasms from (good) anal, and 'problems' that could easily be cured by taking a shower afterwards just don't seem like a good enough reason to deprive my lover of the greatest pleasure I can give her.

Plus, it's just nice. The positioning is different, subtly, and the whole experience is similar, but different. And often - much more intense.

If that's the case, then maybe it's worth a shot. I suppose.

I would not be comfortable with my dog or my ladyfriend's cats watching. Too much like doing it in front of children. Of course, if her cats were watching, it would mean that we were at her house, a stupid idea to start with considering the risks and also that I'd start sneezing fairly soon.
There are risks involved in being at her house? Does she live on a munitions dump?

Sounds like it. Have you tried putting on copious amounts of lube before putting on the condom?

I am allergic to a lot of those :p

My sex life sucks ;)

But...but...they grow, and shrink, and move around semi-independently, and it's so COOL! :p

I can flex mine... /TMI

What was this thread about again?!

I see clowns, fudge, anal and "warm up the balls" all on one page....

its about Chef from South Park.

So wipe your face off.

then how could i play the kool aid man afterwards?

after im done i just look at her and say OHHH YEAH!

Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?

I don't like porn, but is she does. Its all good.

Anyone drop their pants in front of their sex partner and go "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"?

I honestly am wondering this now...

Anyone drop their pants in front of their sex partner and go "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"?

I honestly am wondering this now...
I think that's a South Jersey thing. ;)

its not the taste that bothers me the most...its the fact my dog wont stop licking my face after im done...

I fell out of my chair laughing at that, you made my fucking day man.

Also, men... what doth thee name thy phallic... er, object?

I've had many an interesting conversation on this, but not on NSG.

I fell out of my chair laughing at that, you made my fucking day man.

that is why i have returned to NS...to make peoples days with any joke involving semen..

..or the kool aid man.

Who do u date? prostitutes?

DI doesn't date anyone, as she has confessed often; I don't either but not through choice.

The rest of us, date people that like to fuck.. you know like anyone with hormonal drive does.

then how could i play the kool aid man afterwards?

after im done i just look at her and say OHHH YEAH!

Okay, so after you do that.

Okay, so after you do that.

by the time i am done playing cool aid man the blood has crusted and i just look like wilson by that point.

Anyone have a pregnant woman fetish?

I've met a few guys over the years that really...really like pregnant women.

About as much as any other woman.

its about Chef from South Park.

And the clowns?

Anyone drop their pants in front of their sex partner and go "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"?

I honestly am wondering this now...

Thought of it once.. but I didn't want to kill the mood.

About as much as any other woman.

Like i always say, just when you think a woman cannot possibly get any crazier, they get pregnant.

Also, men... what doth thee name thy phallic... er, object?

I've had many an interesting conversation on this, but not on NSG.

I don't call Henry by any nicknames. Uhh I mean... I don't call it anything.

I don't call Henry by any nicknames. Uhh I mean... I don't call it anything.

I call mine the 6 inch dissapointment.

And the clowns?

We just didn't want to make it obvious :).


Completely off topic, I still want to know what field of medicine you practice and what it entails...

I call mine the 6 inch dissapointment.

SIX!? You lucky dog you...


I jest.

SIX!? You lucky dog you...


I jest.

six inches after the enlargement operation.....still does no good.

I call mine the 6 inch dissapointment.

I call mine The Incredible Hulk.

Anyone drop their pants in front of their sex partner and go "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"?

I honestly am wondering this now...

I'm totally doing that someday.

Also, men... what doth thee name thy phallic... er, object?

I've had many an interesting conversation on this, but not on NSG.

All phalli in my NS region are dubbed "glory pieces"

I call mine The Incredible Hulk.

if i had to go marvel with my penis id call it mr. fantastic.

if i had to go marvel with my penis id call it mr. fantastic.

How about Ant Man?

How about Ant Man?

or Doctor Strange

I'm totally doing that someday.

Somehow, I thought you would.

How about Ant Man?

or even Multiple Man

I'm totally doing that someday.

Also, I hear you like sticking it in the pooper. Care to comment? :tongue:

The General. My Boom Stick. Peter Penis. Stiffler. Hegina. Rock Candy. One Eye.

i also call it my second belly button.

The Venereal Imperative.

That's my favourite name for a penis ever.

Also, I hear you like sticking it in the pooper. Care to comment? :tongue:

More like not sticking it in there.

i will only stick it in the pooper if i can get a rosebud out of it.

We just didn't want to make it obvious :).


Completely off topic, I still want to know what field of medicine you practice and what it entails...

Neuroendocrinology. Which basically means that I study the interactions between the nervous and endocrine system. I also deal with a lot of pituitary and hypothalamic disorders.

Boring, I know.....

Hot, when I can convince him to do it.

It's weird, because usually when I watch porn, I just find it funny. But when with hubby, it's funny and a turn-on.

That's pretty much exactly my experience. :)

Quit trolling, Minoritee.

That's an interesting issue though...are people comfortable having sex in front of animals?

I for one find having animals in the house inherently disgusting so it probably won't be an issue much anymore...but I have gotten weirded out a few times by other people's pets...especially when they get too close. It's like...stop watching! Because they're like...children or something. ewww.

Yeah, I could never do naughty things in front of my dog. That would just feel wrong. She's too close to being human.

If it were, like, a canary or a hamster or something, though, I don't think I'd mind.

Neuroendocrinology. Which basically means that I study the interactions between the nervous and endocrine system. I also deal with a lot of pituitary and hypothalamic disorders.

Boring, I know.....

NO! Not the neural networks again! Anything but those! I... I... I'll engineer the world's largest one hole punch! ANYTHING!

... :tongue:

More like not sticking it in there.

Somehow, going in the exit doesn't appeal to me...

Neuroendocrinology. Which basically means that I study the interactions between the nervous and endocrine system. I also deal with a lot of pituitary and hypothalamic disorders.

Boring, I know.....

No actually, big words interest me... Actually I'm sure its more interesting than it sounds, as are most medical fields.

Well most people don't find it very interesting, plus I don't want to derail the thread :).

Well most people don't find it very interesting, plus I don't want to derail the thread :).

I wasn't asking for details, just making a statement.

And by "most people" I mean Christma, haha.

And by "most people" I mean Christma, haha.

Hey, I find it very interesting!

It's just so far out of my league that I can't believe you'd rather be doing what I'm doing.

Also, it triggers the "Oh fuck" portion of my brain. The part that's active when I try studying for a quiz with material I've never seen 5 minutes beforehand. >.>

Mmmm, neural networks.

You know you want to learn all about them Christma.

In any case, I've yet to go on a date, ergo I've not a clue how to conduct myself on the first.

I will now continue to spam this thread with sexual innuendo... unlike the rest of you.

:P

Mmmm, neural networks.

You know you want to learn all about them Christma.

You mean when a mind is plugged into a network of other minds?

(Yes, it's a very lame and nerdy joke. So what.)

Mmmm, neural networks.

You know you want to learn all about them Christma.

The field of medicine certainly intrigued(s) me... The idea of having to go into thousands upon thousands of dollars of debt, along with having to do residence and kill myself with work before I'm able to stop others from dying, apart from the courses I'd have to take... Not so intriguing. :tongue:

This way, I get to annoy people to death with math and physics and still keep my sanity. :)

In any case, I've yet to go on a date, ergo I've not a clue how to conduct myself on the first.


Be yourself. If you have a date its because she already likes who you are. Don't try to lie about it.

Yeah, I could never do naughty things in front of my dog. That would just feel wrong. She's too close to being human.

If it were, like, a canary or a hamster or something, though, I don't think I'd mind.

I once tried to have sex with two VERY large great danes looking on.

Worked until they decided they wanted to play in the bed too.

Be yourself. If you have a date its because she already likes who you are. Don't try to lie about it.

Uhh... that would be a negative on the girlfriend front, too. Honestly, I'm about as surprised as you are.






















You are surprised, right?

I once tried to have sex with two VERY large great danes looking on.

Worked until they decided they wanted to play in the bed too.

I literally almost did a spit-take. Ahahahahahahaha, that poor girl...

I literally almost did a spit-take. Ahahahahahahaha, that poor girl...

Isn't this precisely why the locking doggie door was invented?

You mean when a mind is plugged into a network of other minds?

(Yes, it's a very lame and nerdy joke. So what.)

Just a network or circuit of biological neurons.

Though I think have made this thread about as unsexy with science as one possibly can.

Just a network or circuit of biological neurons.

Though I think have made this thread about as unsexy with science as one possibly can.

What if, you reverse the polarity of the Neutron flow?

Just a network or circuit of biological neurons.

Though I think have made this thread about as unsexy with science as one possibly can.

nah, I just imagine you as the chick from Weird Science and its sexy again.

Yea, but she was a brunette.

And reverse polarity is more Christma's thing ;)

Uhh... that would be a negative on the girlfriend front, too. Honestly, I'm about as surprised as you are.

You are surprised, right?

Hell, I'm surprised to find out anyone on NS but me is single.

Yea, but she was a brunette.


Oh? Now I'm intrigued. I'll go with Red, cause that's my favorite hair color!

Aerou, it's SCIENCE.

How unsexy can it be?!

Oh? Now I'm intrigued. I'll go with Red, cause that's my favorite hair color!

Aerou's blonde, and HAWT. *nod*

I haven't slept with a single girl I've dated, and I've never dated a single girl I've slept with...

I've never slept with someone I was already dating. Then again, I've only had two sexual partners. The first time it was kind of a, "Oh, um, so... should we go out or something?" because the guy was in love with me and I felt bad. The second time was one of those long song-and-dance, does-he-doesn't-he that ended in epic drunken fucking and discussion of details way later.

For me, this goes even so far that I have immense trouble enjoying a partner going down on me because it is all I can do to keep myself from yanking them up again by their hair, yelling "But don't you SEE what you're doing there? It's like, all ugly there, and you can't possibly enjoy it!". So any such endeavors usually entail me lying still and occasionally trying to shift into positions/places that make it hard for the partner to really see or do anything, and holding my breath waiting for the moment where they shudder or gag or throw up or something.

It was probably a good move to quit being a lesbian, then. :eek2:

I live in Germany; I've yet to come across a circumcised man. All I can say is that so far, I've enjoyed the non-circumcised one I play with.

I just started scrolling through the pictures, and it is SO BIZARRE to see all these uncircumcised penises. I've never even seen one in person.



Okay I have a question...tattoos and other body modifications (piercings etc, not boob jobs)...what do you think?

I love tattoos on girls. Guys I'm kind of meh, but girls, oh, god yes. As long as they aren't, you know, the word "Sexy" surrounded by flowers or some shit. I love wrist tats, tattoos on the ribs, especially ones that wind around from the back, tats between the shoulders... I just want to lick them off. Or go numb trying. :p

I'm not big into most piercings, although a lip ring on a girl can be hot. If they have earrings, I prefer my white guys to have small hoops or studs and my black guys to have diamonds. I love the contrast of a diamond against dark skin (okay, I just love dark skin).

Pft, I have two.

Ditto. Gotta get tenure before I get my next one, or start wearing long sleeves year-round.

would you laugh at a clown if it has a small penis?

I have never laughed at any clown. Nor have I ever imagined a clown having a penis (I dodge LG's trauma neatly!). Now I am even more terrified.

Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?

Hot, but doesn't really happen much because we like very different kinds of porn. He likes straight porn, I don't. :p

Aerou's blonde, and HAWT. *nod*

Blond is nice too! However I did kind of want to keep my delusion...

Now you're a redhead :p

Blond is nice too! However I did kind of want to keep my delusion...

Now you're a redhead :p

Reddish-head, anyway - auburnhead, maybe. I'm less hot than Aerou, though. :p

Aerou's blonde, and HAWT. *nod*

Silly Poli.

I'm less hot than Aerou, though. :p

Epic fail.

Silly Poli.

Well, you are! :tongue:

You're silly! No one can match the epic "hawtness" of Poli.

Reddish-head, anyway - auburnhead, maybe. I'm less hot than Aerou, though. :p

Auburn? Like Like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/mslaynie/SavoirHair/pixeldustyulebackCU.jpg)?

I feel as though I need to step up and declare my love for the pretty, pretty pussy. I think the female bits are incredibly attractive, though I'll admit a preference for good grooming (which I also like on men, so whatever). Not a big fan of clit piercings or anything, I don't think it adds anything to what is already a very nice part of the female body.

I don't think it's gorgeous, I don't think it's gross. I'm really happy with the one I've got, and I've never had any complaints (apparently my vag could, like, open bottles or something). The usual sexual parts aren't what I find most beautiful on men or women, but I sure do love them a whole lot.

No - I just can't stand grits. Somewhere between someone busting a load in your mouth, and someone sneezing sand on your tongue.

Agreed. And that's when they're WARM. Once they get cold... blurgh.

That's an interesting issue though...are people comfortable having sex in front of animals?

No, no, no. It freaks me out if my cat stares at me for long minutes when I'm just watching TV. Cat gets locked out of the room, and, if necessary, out of the house, because sometimes she tries to stick her paws under the door and open it and meows and it's just freaky.

Auburn? Like Like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/mslaynie/SavoirHair/pixeldustyulebackCU.jpg)?

Kinda. More brown, though. (I actually generally call my hair "reddish-brown.")

http://xkcd.com/513/


... It all makes sense now.

Reddish-head, anyway - auburnhead, maybe. I'm less hot than Aerou, though. :p

I actually prefer that to blonde. Not much on blonde hair myself.

But...but.....:(

Kinda. More brown, though. (I actually generally call my hair "reddish-brown.")

More brown? Tell you what, if your hair color is anywhere near what I picture it to be you could stand next to a runway model and I'd gawk at you. I LOVE red hair... I could write poetry about red hair. :$

But...but.....:(

If Poly says your smokin' I tend to believe her ;)

But...but.....:(

Awww... I'm sorry. My mother and two out of my three sisters were all incredibly blonde. As were my two aunts on my mother's side. You can see why blonde might not be such a turn-on for me.

You're still hot, though.

And I chased them both away, darn :p

Awww... I'm sorry. My mother and two out of my three sisters were all incredibly blonde. As were my two aunts on my mother's side. You can see why blonde might not be such a turn-on for me.

You're still hot, though.

Awww, well thank you and I do understand some gentlemen just prefer brunettes ;).

Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?Did it once, but she wasn't all that interested in it. I suppose I wouldn't mind, but I'm not likely to bring it up in any future relationships.
Meh, why not? I've watched porn with co-workers at the work place, while we were working (and not in the porn industry).You should explain this...
Hot, when I can convince him to do it.

It's weird, because usually when I watch porn, I just find it funny. But when with hubby, it's funny and a turn-on.I've discovered it really depends on the "realism" of the porn. Some stuff is just... well, I've seen bamboo trees in Sherwood, for one. Other porn I end up watching to the end because I want to find out how it ends.
Anyone have a pregnant woman fetish?No...

I completely hear you on this one. My ex used to laugh at how fascinated I was by playing with his boy-parts - I could do things like the "warm up the balls! cool down the balls! whee!" game for HOURS without getting bored. :p
Please go into detail.

But it's beautiful!
I think the female bits are incredibly attractive.
Where?


Oh! New question for the thread! Watching porn with your partner: hot or not?
I'm more into reading than watching, and he's a terribly slow reader.. plus I fear our porn preferences wildly differ.

(No, let's make that " I *know* they differ.. he's too, uh, inept to both password-protect his laptop and clear his browser history, so I've accidentally stumbled upon his latest porn trails. Bäh.)


That's an interesting issue though...are people comfortable having sex in front of animals?

Nope. Not at all.

But I have foreskin. Something that tight might not feel too good.
I've only ever heard testimony to the contrary. But just as I feel no one ought to condemn people because they happen to enjoy anal, I think no one ought to pester people who say they don't want to try it.
Also, men... what doth thee name thy phallic... er, object?

I've had many an interesting conversation on this, but not on NSG.

Very interesting indeed. My man claims he's never named it; I don't believe him.


It was probably a good move to quit being a lesbian, then. :eek2:
Nah, one can do a whole range of very nice things with women without getting your face buried in a vagina, and the whole rest of women is rather divine, yes?

I just started scrolling through the pictures, and it is SO BIZARRE to see all these uncircumcised penises. I've never even seen one in person.

..and I've never seen a circumcised one.

Good names for penii:

Polyphemus.

Señor Chorizo.

Stimulus package.

Virile Injector.

and my favourite:

The Venereal Imperative.

Good names for penii:

Polyphemus.

Señor Chorizo.

Stimulus package.

Virile Injector.

and my favourite:

The Venereal Imperative.

''The Venereal Imperative'' must be the nerdiest name for a penis ever.

Never given it a name. Quite the contrary, I generally go out of my way to avoid referring to it.

Never given it a name. Quite the contrary, I generally go out of my way to avoid referring to it.
Why? (This is another instance of SoWiBi quizzing other men to try and understand her particular specimen)

''The Venereal Imperative'' must be the nerdiest name for a penis ever.

I thought Polyphemus was worse because of the sick amount of Greek mythology you would need to get the joke.

Why? (This is another instance of SoWiBi quizzing other men to try and understand her particular specimen)Dunno. Don't feel comfortable talking about it. Maybe it's a subconscious effort to keep from desensityzing myself.
I thought Polyphemus was worse because of the sick amount of Greek mythology you would need to get the joke.Only the Oddysseia...

Dunno. Don't feel comfortable talking about it. Maybe it's a subconscious effort to keep from desensityzing myself.
Only the Oddysseia...

Even people who have read the Odyssey (Lattimore's translation FTW) would still have to cudgel their brains a bit.

Of course, they explain it all in the Illuminatus trilogy, so that gives it extra nerd points.

Okay, that reminds me. Who thinks nerds and nerd chicks are hot?

Señor Chorizo wins in my book

also, my our cats constantly hang around us and that includes when we are having sex. They don't ask for attention and are very quiet so we rarely realize they are there. If they get on the bed though I gotta shoo em off.

Okay, that reminds me. Who thinks nerds and nerd chicks are hot?

Oh oh oh! Pick me, pick me!

Actually I like nerds of either gender, for a number of reasons. The fact that they are 'nerds' genereally means they aren't struggling 24/7 to be like everyone else, and therefore tend to have personalities worth investigation. Also, I can safely say that in my experience, nerds are the best in bed. They just don't take anything for granted, and they go all out. They're also mad discreet.


Okay, pr0n. I love porn, always have, always will. I have watched porn with most of my friends at some point or another...either as background during a party (stuck on fast forward), or because one of us found our roomate's stash and we wanted to know what he or she was into. Muahahahahaha!

Porn is interesting...it's great for a sort of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style-commentary when it's really bad...yes, I've actually attended a 'bad porn party' or two. Or four. Generally that sort of porn doesn't turn me on, it just makes me giggle.

When I finally found porn that really did it for me (fetish porn, BDSM stuff, all very clearly consensual) my whole perspective on porn changed. My god...I have even PAID for porn once or twice since then!

I'd love to watch 'my' porn with my partner, but it might weird him or her out, so I sort of save that for people who already know I'm a freak and are fine with it. I certainly wouldn't mind more 'mainstream' viewing, and then fucking during. Although if I could get some decent home-made porn that didn't make me feel self-conscious, I'd totally prefer to watch us fucking...while we fuck. Ayup.

Names for penii:

Chuck Norris (quite a lot to live up to on that one though)
Master Blaster
The Wrath of Khan
Odin
Calico Jack

Oh oh oh! Pick me, pick me!

Actually I like nerds of either gender, for a number of reasons. The fact that they are 'nerds' genereally means they aren't struggling 24/7 to be like everyone else, and therefore tend to have personalities worth investigation. Also, I can safely say that in my experience, nerds are the best in bed. They just don't take anything for granted, and they go all out. They're also mad discreet.


Okay, pr0n. I love porn, always have, always will. I have watched porn with most of my friends at some point or another...either as background during a party (stuck on fast forward), or because one of us found our roomate's stash and we wanted to know what he or she was into. Muahahahahaha!

Porn is interesting...it's great for a sort of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style-commentary when it's really bad...yes, I've actually attended a 'bad porn party' or two. Or four. Generally that sort of porn doesn't turn me on, it just makes me giggle.

When I finally found porn that really did it for me (fetish porn, BDSM stuff, all very clearly consensual) my whole perspective on porn changed. My god...I have even PAID for porn once or twice since then!

I'd love to watch 'my' porn with my partner, but it might weird him or her out, so I sort of save that for people who already know I'm a freak and are fine with it. I certainly wouldn't mind more 'mainstream' viewing, and then fucking during. Although if I could get some decent home-made porn that didn't make me feel self-conscious, I'd totally prefer to watch us fucking...while we fuck. Ayup.

Names for penii:

Chuck Norris (quite a lot to live up to on that one though)
Master Blaster
The Wrath of Khan
Odin
Calico Jack

Fixed. And, who names it ''The Wrath of Khan''?

Names for penii:

Chuck Norris (quite a lot to live up to on that one though)
Master Blaster
The Wrath of Khan
Odin
Calico Jack

princess sophia *nods*

.......what?

Fixed. And, who names it ''The Wrath of Khan''?

I apologise, I blame the fact that I didn't sleep last night, and instead spent the time vomitting from both ends.

Who WOULDN'T name it the Wrath of Khan?

If I had a penis, that's what I'd call it.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1697/110607rq2.jpg

I married a nerd and so did my wife. We're both big fans :D

http://www.flippeh.de/funPics/toLazyToRename/hot%20nerd.jpg
http://www.siliconera.com/news/0603/ggaming04a.jpg

Oooh, what I really, really like...and have found a few of....nerdy guys who, once you get to know them, end up having tattoos and a really nice bod. There is something about a dude in a white undershirt with fantastic forearms, tats, and a sixpack...and there is something even better about discovering all this despite the fact that all the 'cool' girls want nothing to do with him cuz he doesn't dress to show it off and isn't into team sports. Oooh yeah. Give me the boys the cool girls don't want...if they want bologna instead of filet mignon, power to 'em.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1697/110607rq2.jpg

There's a song by Possible Oscar by that name: http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=33

And there I was thinking that "nerd" was defined primarily by interests and activities.

And there I was thinking that "nerd" was defined primarily by interests and activities.

It's also classified as a sub-culture.

And there I was thinking that "nerd" was defined primarily by interests and activities.

I'm sure 'nerd' varies.

I'm sure 'nerd' varies.
Hmph.

Which brings up the following question: Do you people have a type? As in "s/he's totally my type" type.

I'm not very picky when it comes to women, but by strange coincidence, the majority of my girlfriends have been chubby blondes with grey eyes. Not so much a case of me falling for them, and more of a case of chubby, grey-eyed blondes falling for me.

Hmph.

Which brings up the following question: Do you people have a type? As in "s/he's totally my type" type.

I'm not very picky when it comes to women, but by strange coincidence, the majority of my girlfriends have been chubby blondes with grey eyes. Not so much a case of me falling for them, and more of a case of chubby, grey-eyed blondes falling for me.

I don't have a type, per se (though some of my friends claim I must have a thing for Chileans, but I swear it's a coincidence!), but I do have things that tend to attract me. It's personalities first with men. With women, I tend to go with looks first, I know, terribly shallow of me.

Physically, I like tall guys (not hard since I'm short), and I tend not to be attracted to blondes, or really 'white' people. I like dark skin and non-honkeyness, though I've dated plenty of white guys so it's certainly not a limiting factor. I looooove guys with shaved heads, but dark hair is good too. Broad shoulders, nice ass. And skinny (can be muscular but not too much).

It's about presence too. Meh, can't describe it well, I suppose the guys I've been most attracted to share some physical similarities, but not extremely similar, and tend to be more similar in terms of personality.

For chicks, give me little asians, filipinas preferably, with a nice round ass. I'd put up with a lot of personality flaws just to get a piece of that.

Hmph.

Which brings up the following question: Do you people have a type? As in "s/he's totally my type" type.

I'm not very picky when it comes to women, but by strange coincidence, the majority of my girlfriends have been chubby blondes with grey eyes. Not so much a case of me falling for them, and more of a case of chubby, grey-eyed blondes falling for me.

For some people... 'Breathing' is their 'type'. :D

Physically, I like tall guys (not hard since I'm short), ...I've found that despite the fact that I have a definite preference for girls shorter than me, the thought of seducing a girl taller than me is a turn on as well, even though they generally creep me out.
For some people... 'Breathing' is their 'type'. :DYeah, well, they're not the kind of people that post in this thread. =P

I've found that despite the fact that I have a definite preference for girls shorter than me, the thought of seducing a girl taller than me is a turn on as well, even though they generally creep me out.


I couldn't handle a guy shorter than me. I can kick the ass of most men that are bigger than me...I'd worry about breaking a dude that was smaller than me. :D

I know it's silly but that's actually a big part of it. I have a hard time being attracted to guys that I think I could easily beat up.

something about redheads really gets my mojo flowing.

I am attracted to girls of all ethnicities, skin/hair colors and body types, as long as they aren't skeletons or jabba the huts.

http://www.siliconera.com/news/0603/ggaming04a.jpg


Its really hard to find Atari controllers in good condition anymore.

Even people who have read the Odyssey (Lattimore's translation FTW) would still have to cudgel their brains a bit.

Of course, they explain it all in the Illuminatus trilogy, so that gives it extra nerd points.

Okay, that reminds me. Who thinks nerds and nerd chicks are hot?

Oh HELL yes.

(And I do, in fact, have a "talk nerdy to me" t-shirt of my own.)

And nerdy girls and boys are yummy, in fact I seem to only be attracted to nerdy boys.

And nerdy girls and boys are yummy, in fact I seem to only be attracted to nerdy boys.How would you define nerdy?

Who thinks nerds and nerd chicks are hot?

Yup, as a nerd it's only natural I'm attracted to nerd chicks.

How would you define nerdy?

Nerdy like myself, I guess....

Yeah, well, they're not the kind of people that post in this thread. =P
well... I'm not to that point... yet.

I'm at the stage of "anyone who will accept me as I am."

Oh HELL yes.

(And I do, in fact, have a "talk nerdy to me" t-shirt of my own.)

...I have to see this

...I have to see this

You have seen it, dummy. It's on my photobucket.

You have seen it, dummy. It's on my photobucket.

I meant in person ;)

Oh, check tgs.

I think I've seen it......

Maybe.

*settles the matter*

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/tshirt.jpg

Now you've all seen it. :tongue:

Reddish-head, anyway - auburnhead, maybe. I'm less hot than Aerou, though. :p

I'm torn here...I know Aerou's hot...but...we redheads are sextastic too. My brain's probably going to overload.

*settles the matter*

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/tshirt.jpg

Now you've all seen it. :tongue:

My name is Sumamba Buwhan and I approve this sexiness

Now you've all seen it. :tongue:

*grabs guitar*
*starts singing the sexy Data tango*

Okay, that reminds me. Who thinks nerds and nerd chicks are hot?
Nerd brains&personalities are hot. Some nerds actually manage to not dress/groom so repulsively as to cover that. Then -> very hot.

*settles the matter*

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/tshirt.jpg

Now you've all seen it. :tongue:

Oh, you're the good-looking type, eh? Assuming that is you in the plaid skirt/white blouse pic.

*grabs guitar*
*starts singing the sexy data tango*

wtf?

wtf?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LQOdjhEtd3E .
Enjoy ;)

Oh, you're the good-looking type, eh?

so we all like to think..

Oh, you're the good-looking type, eh? Assuming that is you in the plaid skirt/white blouse pic.

I wouldn't call myself the good-looking type, but that is indeed me, so thanks. :)

I wouldn't call myself the good-looking type, but that is indeed me, so thanks. :)

pft please, I know a dozen women who'd kill for that figure...and another dozen who'd want to kill you for having it....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LQOdjhEtd3E .
Enjoy ;)

That sounds like some Russian folk music.

pft please, I know a dozen women who'd kill for that figure...and another dozen who'd want to kill you for having it....

In the future, this will be known as Body Stealing Deathmatch. It will kick ass.

That sounds like some Russian folk music.

Nerdy folk music ;)

so we all like to think..

Well, I have now seen a full, clear picture of face&body, so I guess I can actually say with certainty.

I wouldn't call myself the good-looking type, but that is indeed me, so thanks. :)
Well, then you need to re-adjust your self-description. You are definitely the good-looking type.

(Also, that pic with the girl who'll rule the world with SCIENCE is golden)

Nerdy folk music ;)

Yes, nerdy but the melody sounds Russian.

pft please, I know a dozen women who'd kill for that figure...and another dozen who'd want to kill you for having it....

Heh. It's funny, 'cause I look at that picture and think, "argh, I really need to lose ten pounds." It's certainly cheering to know that other people don't think so, though. :D

Oh, you're the good-looking type, eh? Assuming that is you in the plaid skirt/white blouse pic.

This sounds like the famous 'Poli-as-a-Catholic-schoolgirl' pic. The general consensus is that she's hawt, I seem to recall.

Well, I have now seen a full, clear picture of face&body, so I guess I can actually say with certainty.


Well, then you need to re-adjust your self-description. You are definitely the good-looking type.

(Also, that pic with the girl who'll rule the world with SCIENCE is golden)

Congratulations in advance for post #3000.

Like I said, Poli is epic "hawt" and I don't have a "Talk Nerdy to Me" shirt....

Well, I have now seen a full, clear picture of face&body, so I guess I can actually say with certainty.


Well, then you need to re-adjust your self-description. You are definitely the good-looking type.

(Also, that pic with the girl who'll rule the world with SCIENCE is golden)

*blushes*

And hehe, that's the 7-year-old daughter of a fellow NSG poster, and is a direct quote from her. It just begged to be posterized. :p

Heh. It's funny, 'cause I look at that picture and think, "argh, I really need to lose ten pounds."

....from WHERE?

This sounds like the famous 'Poli-as-a-Catholic-schoolgirl' pic. The general consensus is that she's hawt, I seem to recall.

It's famous now? Oh, dear...

Congratulations in advance for post #3000.

Buh? Well, thanks, I guess. :]

*blushes*

And hehe, that's the 7-year-old daughter of a fellow NSG poster, and is a direct quote from her. It just begged to be posterized. :p

I have certain assumptions whose daughter that will be. ;P

and, because she's not going to do it, and thus I feel I must for the good of us all (and it'll embarrass the hell out of her, which I always get a kick out of)..

Poli:

edit: too late, you all missed it.

....from WHERE?

I think she just over-estimates the weight of belly button lint. *nods* There's no other rational explanation.

Indeed. Poli is silly when it comes to her body, I try and tell her this all the time.

I think she just over-estimates the weight of belly button lint. *nods* There's no other rational explanation.

Maybe she's wearing incredibly heavy shoes?

and, because she's not going to do it, and thus I feel I must for the good of us all (and it'll embarrass the hell out of her, which I always get a kick out of)..

Poli:



*has the hell embarrassed out of her, as you wished*

Now make it go away, please. :p

*has the hell embarrassed out of her, as you wished*

Now make it go away, please. :p

hey, it was your own damned fault for letting me have access to your photobucket in the first place.

Really you have only yourself to blame.

Anal. Okay on a first date? Or something you save for the second date? Would you bring it up soon? Is that a faux pas?

Depends on the girl. Some girls LOVE IT. Others HATE IT and will be PISSED if you bring it up. Many girls, if they want that, will eventually tell you during sex that they want you to do that. Otherwise, you can either assume that they don't want to or you maybe should wait ;)

Granted if this is to be a one nighter, then all bets are off and you're good to go.

Also, you all are making me blush like CRAZY.

(And for the record, I've gained twenty pounds or so in the last two years, and I was WAY hotter beforehand. Imagine the same size boobs and hips with a narrower waist and less flabby thighs. :tongue: )

I think Poli's picture should stay.....:D

Though I only say this because its YOUR picture and not MINE up there, :P

hey, it was your own damned fault for letting me have access to your photobucket in the first place.

Really you have only yourself to blame.

As I recall, I didn't so much "let you have access to my photobucket" as "post a link to something on my photobucket at some point, which you followed and proceeded to look at everything else on there anyway, so there wasn't much point in hiding future photobucket links from you." :p

Also, you all are making me blush like CRAZY.

(And for the record, I've gained twenty pounds or so in the last two years, and I was WAY hotter beforehand. Imagine the same size boobs and hips with a narrower waist and less flabby thighs. :tongue: )

You're crazy. CRAZY.

Gor?

Gor?

ugh. I like fetish and I like sci-fi. Let's keep those two things separate, shall we?

ugh. I like fetish and I like sci-fi. Let's keep those two things separate, shall we?

I hear they're all Republicans.

You're crazy. CRAZY.

Also, you all are making me blush like CRAZY.

(And for the record, I've gained twenty pounds or so in the last two years, and I was WAY hotter beforehand. Imagine the same size boobs and hips with a narrower waist and less flabby thighs. :tongue: )

I agree with Aerou.

And this thread is in the top ten longest NSG threads evah.

EDIT: Sorry. It's eleventh. It needs 3618 replies to be in the top ten.

And this thread is in the top ten longest NSG threads evah.

I gotta see that list.

Let's keep the hits coming! And by hits, I mean pictures of attractive geeks, witty banter, and high fives for Megaloria.

EDIT: Sorry. It's eleventh. It needs 3618 replies to be in the top ten.

We can do it!

And I agree with NA on Gor - it's just...no.

We can do it!

And I agree with NA on Gor - it's just...no.

Who the fuck is Gor?

I gotta see that list.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?s=&f=1227&page=1&pp=25&sort=replycount&order=desc&daysprune=-1

Who the fuck is Gor?

Al Gor. Crusader for the environment and female slavery.

Who the fuck is Gor?

Gor is a crappy sci-fi/fantasy series with lots of slavery and bondage themes. It's also a specific subculture in the fetish world that is really ugh, apparently.

Gor is a crappy sci-fi/fantasy series with lots of slavery and bondage themes. It's also a specific subculture in the fetish world that is really ugh, apparently.

Alright, don't mention it anymore. Yuck.

(And for the record, I've gained twenty pounds or so in the last two years, and I was WAY hotter beforehand. Imagine the same size boobs and hips with a narrower waist and less flabby thighs. :tongue: )
Why would I want to exert my poor overloaded brain with imagining some sort of random crap body modelling when I've got a perfect, awesome body right there in front of my eyes?

Also, now that I've made a tentative move down imagination lane as you wished, I have to say that I think this looks better than this, 20lbs lighter.

As I recall, I didn't so much "let you have access to my photobucket" as "post a link to something on my photobucket at some point, which you followed and proceeded to look at everything else on there anyway, so there wasn't much point in hiding future photobucket links from you." :p

Hope this teaches other people to not link to images that are embedded into other website content they had wanted to keep private.

Seriously. The amounts of web-photoalbums, blogs, personal websites etc. I've uncovered that way is embarrassing.

Al Gor. Crusader for the environment and female slavery.

I am so, so, so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this post. :D

I've got a perfect, awesome boy right there in front of my eyes?

Oh dear.

I am so, so, so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this post. :D

For whatever reason, I seem to get that a lot.

Oh dear.

Oh dear indeed. Fixed.

Oh dear indeed. Fixed.

Ahahahahahaha.

Oh dear indeed. Fixed.

hah, how freudian

Ahahahahahaha.

wait, you're a boy? This changes EVERYTHING

Freud seems quite appropriate for this thread.

wait, you're a boy? This changes EVERYTHING

Pfft, you're such a sexist. What's a little spontaneous gender reassignment between friends? :p