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So are you guys just going to run rampant now that the GASN isn't here to keep you in check? Not that I'm suggesting anything...

What?

Urcea would like to be admitted.

Urcea would like to be admitted.

No, because if you took the time to read the rules, you would see that fellow members can't fight each other. And you are helping Gens Romae who is fighting me...

No, because if you took the time to read the rules, you would see that fellow members can't fight each other. And you are helping Gens Romae who is fighting me...

Er, I'm not helping Gens Romae anymore. Infact, I pulled my support shortly before wishing to be admitted. The reason being that I no longer wanted to be involved, being that I glassed the nation I wanted to.

So are you guys just going to run rampant now that the GASN isn't here to keep you in check? Not that I'm suggesting anything...

What?


Thats a good idea, without the GASN to interfere, the CA can do what we want.

Any ideas Blackhelm???

Thats a good idea, without the GASN to interfere, the CA can do what we want.

Any ideas Blackhelm???

Invade someone.
Win.

You have already done that

You are doing that.


Fixed.

So are you guys just going to run rampant now that the GASN isn't here to keep you in check? Not that I'm suggesting anything...

What?Thats a good idea, without the GASN to interfere, the CA can do what we want.

Any ideas Blackhelm???
Invade Someone.
Win.

Except that just because GASN is no more, doesn't mean they aren't still against Griffencrest...

(Makes a puppet and ups the postcount on Jolt's Spam forum, then posts some IC stuff [factbook, followed by some non-vital RPs] Then worm my way back into the CA...)

Then write as if I'm about to do this, when I already have, so that you don't look at your current members too closely.

Except that just because GASN is no more, doesn't mean they aren't still against Griffencrest...

(Makes a puppet and ups the postcount on Jolt's Spam forum, then posts some IC stuff [factbook, followed by some non-vital RPs] Then worm my way back into the CA...)

Then write as if I'm about to do this, when I already have, so that you don't look at your current members too closely.

Isn't that puppet wanking?

Internal Corporate Alliance Memo

The Roman situation has managed to contain itself to just Maldorians and Rome, however, victory is expected.

Unexpectedly the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan has offered its bases. They are claiming that the oppression of religious rights, frequent spying by Roman Spy ships, and a massacre of Opus Dei sect priests has convinced them that it is a clear and present danger in the Mediterranean.

Our Red Republicans inside the Leafanistani Government say that this is the plotting of merely the Executive Branch of Government and that the Legislature is angry at this decision. They worry that these are trumped up reasons made to disguise some ulterior motive.

Recommend we watch the situation.

[END]

I'll update tomorrow, sorry for the wait everyone, work and life in general is catching up to me.

Urcea, your in, book updated.

The Dominion of United North would like to become a member in the Corporate Alliance.

We're having a population of around 1.5 billion, and a GDP/capita of $37,576.

President, Eirikur Lögurinn

The Dictatorship of Der Fuhrer Dyszel is considering joining this alliance. Please telegram me to discuss this further. I can bring in my entire region if necessary, however, I would like to discuss more in depth.

Thank you for your time.

Der Fuhrer Dyszel

These capitalists must not be allowed to take charge of thw workd commodities. We must form a free trade organisation to counter this threat with trading partners trading only within this organisation, that way we will stabalise our economies.

Federational States Title:

Me? Wank some puppets just to scare someone?
Not likely, as it is bad form.
It's below me.

Talking of Puppeteering just to get people paranoid.
That never gets dull.

Talking someone through it and training them, and having them do it.
That is fair game.

Would you mind not spamming our thread. We have stuff to do.

For everyone looking to join, there are major economic incentives, and our free trade agreement insures a fair and balanced economy for all our members.

These capitalists must not be allowed to take charge of thw workd commodities. We must form a free trade organisation to counter this threat with trading partners trading only within this organisation, that way we will stabalise our economies.

Federational States Title:

Yeah you do that, and see what happens

Gens Romae loses. I win. Who wants some land? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12834115&posted=1#post12834115)

At risk of being viewed as a "waffler", British Londinium would like to leave this alliance, having just realized the major ideological contradiction of being in the GUSN as well as the CA. Oops.

At risk of being viewed as a "waffler", British Londinium would like to leave this alliance, having just realized the major ideological contradiction of being in the GUSN as well as the CA. Oops.

Oh well. We hope your economy collapses from lack of participation in the Corporate Alliance.

Oh well. We hope your economy collapses from lack of participation in the Corporate Alliance.

Aka Goodbye...xD


EDIT: Can I invade him? :p

Official Statement from the office of the Warlord Aeolus Kappel

With the interests of the Kappelian people in mind, I, Aeolus Kappel, am announcing my intent to seek a place within the entity known as the Corporate Alliance. It is my belief that Our Great Nation shall prosper within this organization, protecting both our own interests, and the interests of our newfound allies.

OoC: RFF here. As my old forum account was banned by the bug,I obviously can't play with them - I don't want to, though, so it's cool.

Official Statement from the office of the Warlord Aeolus Kappel

With the interests of the Kappelian people in mind, I, Aeolus Kappel, am announcing my intent to seek a place within the entity known as the Corporate Alliance. It is my belief that Our Great Nation shall prosper within this organization, protecting both our own interests, and the interests of our newfound allies.

OoC: RFF here. As my old forum account was banned by the bug,I obviously can't play with them - I don't want to, though, so it's cool.

Hey pal! Whats up! Yea your in. You still have my s/n?

I'm back again

Kinda resigned to the fact that I can't write for crapsticks so I'm kinda wondering what the hell I'm doing here other than twiddling my thumbs.... I was bored okay?

I'm back again

Kinda resigned to the fact that I can't write for crapsticks so I'm kinda wondering what the hell I'm doing here other than twiddling my thumbs.... I was bored okay?

Hey Toops!!! I missed ya man! The gang is all coming back together again! ow all we need is No Taxes to post some more and DT back in action, and the good ol' days will be here again!

Hi Toops!

Hey Toops!!! I missed ya man! The gang is all coming back together again! ow all we need is No Taxes to post some more and DT back in action, and the good ol' days will be here again!

I don't know about you but tensions in me, Skorggia, Atopiana, and Skinny87's territory of Die Boerstaat are heating up rapidly. The Griffencrest Corporation still has airborne assets in the area.

Hey Toops!!! I missed ya man! The gang is all coming back together again! ow all we need is No Taxes to post some more and DT back in action, and the good ol' days will be here again!

I missed you guys too :P

I'm not gonna be RPing for a little while, I need to work out what I need to retcon and what I need to keep, thing with old Toopoxia was that it was uninteresting, oh crap I also need to do some research into modern military tech, that coalition war thing horrifyed me, I never expected to be able to use Space Marines and Ion Cannons, oooh speaking of which I might just hide away in FT rather than stay in PMT.

I don't know about you but tensions in me, Skorggia, Atopiana, and Skinny87's territory of Die Boerstaat are heating up rapidly. The Griffencrest Corporation still has airborne assets in the area.

link?

Hi Toops!

I see how it is. Noone says anything to ole Wandy eh?

:(


;)

Hey pal! Whats up! Yea your in. You still have my s/n?

I got a new AIM account, so I would appreciate it if you could send me a TG with your screen name.

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ATTENTION: Corporate Alliance
SENDER: Urcea

Urcea may need some help in an upcoming conflict. Shazbotdam is trying to gain my colony's independence. Me and some allies will be moving against Shazbotdam, and hope to put force on the table to make Shazbotdam back down. We are also trying to negotiate Shazbotdam to back down. However, I do feel it necessary to ask for help from the Corporate Alliance. We request that you give us political and, if need dictates, military backing in this situation.



OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532265

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ATTENTION: Corporate Alliance
SENDER: Urcea

Urcea may need some help in an upcoming conflict. Shazbotdam is trying to gain my colony's independence. Me and some allies will be moving against Shazbotdam, and hope to put force on the table to make Shazbotdam back down. We are also trying to negotiate Shazbotdam to back down. However, I do feel it necessary to ask for help from the Corporate Alliance. We request that you give us political and, if need dictates, military backing in this situation.



OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532265

(OOC: I'll give you Political aid, that's a given, but iffen it comes to fighting, would Mid-PMT weaponary be too far out for the tech level?)

(OOC: I'll give you Political aid, that's a given, but iffen it comes to fighting, would Mid-PMT weaponary be too far out for the tech level?)

OOC: Negatory. I'm mid-PMT myself with one or two FT techs.

The People's Republic of Mixolidian openly supports Urcea and will if necessary contribute military aid.

I now request immediate assistance as Shazbotdam's military craft have been spotted over Urcean airspace.

Hey Toops!!! I missed ya man! The gang is all coming back together again! ow all we need is No Taxes to post some more and DT back in action, and the good ol' days will be here again!

You rang?

You rang?

!!?!?!?!?!!!?!!

What's up!! I haven't seen you around in awhile! Welcome back!

Hey man, I just got back into it. I've spent the last week trying to get DT restored and had given up hope and made a new nation when Neo-Erusea found DT sitting unattended in Lazarus.

Got my account back here to so im ready to go.

Hey man, I just got back into it. I've spent the last week trying to get DT restored and had given up hope and made a new nation when Neo-Erusea found DT sitting unattended in Lazarus.

Got my account back here to so im ready to go.

Nice, and just in time too. Wow, all the old gang is really comming back together, this is awesome.

http://visa.com/globalgateway/images/global/logo.gif
Official Statement from VISA Corp

To: Corporate Alliance
From: Department of Foreign Affairs, VISA Corp

Re: Application

Greetings,

As a relative newcomer to the international scene, we thought it best if we had some support, and we elected to look for a suitable alliance. Yours seems to fit the bill, and we request admission.

We have suitable armed forces, at 20 million strong, and what we don't have we can almost certainly procure by other methods. We are a financial company, after all.

But, anyway, we want in.

Respectfully,
Kenworth L. Stevens
Director, Foreign Affairs

P.S.: We also congratulate you all on the upcoming one-year anniversary.

OOC: I think the armed forces size falls within the 5% limit, right? Someone tell me if I'm wrong.

Toopoxia! Civil War's off then?

Are we still neighbors?

Hi DT, war going on in my nation again, will be needed Land Reclamation when its done...

Toopoxia! Civil War's off then?

Are we still neighbors?

Hi DT, war going on in my nation again, will be needed Land Reclamation when its done...

Yeah, sucks cos it drove me away for the longest time when it went south, I'm now a Mid-PMT nation and I'm much better than I was before, still neighbours of course, that is if you don't mind having a Mid-PMTer, what tech are ye?

I'm MT... Been telling myself to try RPing with PMT tech at least but I never get to it...

I should really think about it more...

I'm MT... Been telling myself to try RPing with PMT tech at least but I never get to it...

I should really think about it more...

Oh dude, I used to get exactly the same, the main things about PMT are Direct Energy Weapons, Rail Guns, THEL and Space, hangon there are some pretty useful Wiki pages...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directed_Energy_Weapon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THEL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rail_Gun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_Force_Warrior
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_Combat_Systems
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyborg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-35
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adaptive_camouflage

Most of those are boderline MT verging on PMT and require very little work do get them up to PMT, myself I'm most proud of my BIO soldiers, and the interesting thing is that they aren't combat orientated soldiers.

There used to be a page on this guy who I think was called either Andrew or David Warwick, he could control electrics using a chip in his arm, that was pretty cool but I've yet to actually deploy anything from this, mostly due to my own ineptitude.

Whoa... high tech... God I can't even try to imagine FT now...

Whoa... high tech... God I can't even try to imagine FT now...

It's not that high tech, all this stuff is either currently under research or due to be released.

Also just deployed a team of BIO's, this'll be their trial by fire.

Oh, like Cyborgs aren't high-tech right?... ;)

I understand about the F-35 and other US military projects, but cyborgs?

Oh, like Cyborgs aren't high-tech right?... ;)

I understand about the F-35 and other US military projects, but cyborgs?

I can find the guy but there are Cyborgs currently living today, dude all a cyborg is is a human/machine mix, if you have a pacemaker you're essentially a Cyborg, the trouble with implementing it in military terms is its ethical, cost and reliability limitations, but it's totally feasable.

Found the page...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Warwick

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Official Statement from VISA Corp

To: Corporate Alliance
From: Department of Foreign Affairs, VISA Corp

Re: Application

Greetings,

As a relative newcomer to the international scene, we thought it best if we had some support, and we elected to look for a suitable alliance. Yours seems to fit the bill, and we request admission.

We have suitable armed forces, at 20 million strong, and what we don't have we can almost certainly procure by other methods. We are a financial company, after all.

But, anyway, we want in.

Respectfully,
Kenworth L. Stevens
Director, Foreign Affairs

P.S.: We also congratulate you all on the upcoming one-year anniversary.

OOC: I think the armed forces size falls within the 5% limit, right? Someone tell me if I'm wrong.

Accepted

Many thanks. Now, to buy some stuff...

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Official Corporate Communique

TO: Corporate Alliance
FROM: Jonathon Keryan, CEO
RE: Application to the Alliance

To whom it may concern,

In an effort to further increase our company's profits, and to extend the reaches of our influence on a global scale, Neucom Incorporated wishes to join our fellow business men in an alliance.

In return for our admission, Neucom Inc will pledge its support for the alliance and will offer finances when needed. We design and sell weaponry, and we can sell at a discount to Corporate Alliance members. Furthermore we operate a small, professional paramilitary force known as the "Neucom Emergency Unit" which we may contribute to your aid in conflicts.

Another thing, Neucom Inc is not in control of the country (Neo-Erusea) nor are we a state-owned corporation.

Thank you for your time. And please do accept our application.

Signed,
Jonathon Keryan
Founder and CEO

OOC: If you want to look into the company more please see the NSwiki (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Neucom_Incorporated) page.

ooc: cool I thought you guys died. So the CA outlives the GASN Hurrah! wait... booohhh bad guys booh! :p

OOC: They weren't around as long though. I was thinking about reorganizing all the former GASN people for one last strike against the CA. It could be fun.

OOC: What are we going to do without the GASN to oppose us!?

Nice, and just in time too. Wow, all the old gang is really comming back together, this is awesome.

I guess my Communist Revolution has to succeed just so you all will have someone to be opposed by.


haha, I can see BC pissing himself with the very thought of the Red Empire coming back. lol :D

You know I love you BC ;)

ooc: cool I thought you guys died. So the CA outlives the GASN Hurrah! wait... booohhh bad guys booh! :p

OOC: They weren't around as long though. I was thinking about reorganizing all the former GASN people for one last strike against the CA. It could be fun.

What about the GASN's "healthier offspring/relatives" such as ADAN and those other small little intrest group factions that made up most of the GASN roster?

ADAN (CA's mirror image -Leader: Dephire)
CA (GASN counter culture -Leader: Blackhelm Confederacy)
Gholgoth (AMF's tie-in)
GUSN (Global Union of Soviet Nations- TWSP's tie-in)
YAA (3rd party alliance originally intended to prevent CA-GASN wars -N/A)


And then there are its refreshed contemporaries:
NATO
EVIL+GOOD (2 actiual NS alliances)
[Insert name here]
[Insert name here]
-----
So, in a hypothetical question.

If I asked to join the CA again, would Blackhelm let me in?
-----
GASN dissolved/disbanded because it was deemed too hypocritical and ineffective/top heavy on the clout.

So Crave decided to leave it, nobody really wanted to redraw a 3rd charter
So it [I]de facto disbanded after the 'heavy hitters' either threatened to or actually left the GASN for various reasons.

None of which meant they would no longer oppose CA forces.

What about the GASN's "healthier offspring/relatives" such as ADAN and those other small little intrest group factions that made up most of the GASN roster?

ADAN (CA's mirror image -Leader: Dephire)
CA (GASN counter culture -Leader: Blackhelm Confederacy)
Gholgoth (AMF's tie-in)
GUSN (Global Union of Soviet Nations- TWSP's tie-in)
YAA (3rd party alliance originally intended to prevent CA-GASN wars -N/A)


And then there are its refreshed contemporaries:
NATO
EVIL+GOOD (2 actiual NS alliances)
[Insert name here]
[Insert name here]
-----
So, in a hypothetical question.

If I asked to join the CA again, would Blackhelm let me in?
-----
GASN dissolved/disbanded because it was deemed too hypocritical and ineffective/top heavy on the clout.

So Crave decided to leave it, nobody really wanted to redraw a 3rd charter
So it [I]de facto disbanded after the 'heavy hitters' either threatened to or actually left the GASN for various reasons.

None of which meant they would no longer oppose CA forces.

You forgot my alliance! The New Prussian Empire!

OOC: Panic? Pick on the GUSN? Sounds reasonable to me.

I had noticed a lack of GASN threads...

I had noticed a lack of GASN threads...

GASN Disbanded almost a month ago.....Just in case you missed it.

Oh. Pity.

GASN Disbanded almost a month ago.....Just in case you missed it.

Oh. Pity.

Not really. My involvment in a situation caused it to not escalate into a full blown war. And it involved CA nations and i'm a former GASN nation.

I wasn't there myself, but I read their thread, it was fun :D

Are there any more conflict threads going up? The OoA battle went peaceful :(

OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532438.

IC: A potential terrorist attack was averted when several foreign agents tried to sneak into Urcea. When they did this, they were quickly detained and interrogated and their origin point has originated to [NS]ICCD-Intracircumcordei. We now request the Corporate Alliance's assistance to, say, "Beat the shit" out of him.

I've already launched a counterstrike in force. He may have some sort of remnants of sorts.

Due to the Neucom Inc. joining the Corporate Alliance, we are hereby withdrawing their rights to produce the Triple Minigun "Chainsaw".

Further production of this item will result in diplomatical, economical or military actions.

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Official Corporate Response

To: TWSP
From: Neucom Inc
RE: Production Rights

Very well... The Triple Minigun Chainsaw shall be removed from our inventory, and all surplus weaponry will be sent back to The World Soviet Party provided that they are payed for.

We are confident that this action will not hurt the corporation. We are capitalists, we applied this alliance to further increase our profits. That is what corporations are made for. And being that your weaponry was not selling well anyways, we will happily abide by your request and remove the product from our storefront.

With best regards,
Jonathon Keryan
Founder and CEO

Glad to see there are still plenty of people scanning our thread from time to time.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.png
Official Corporate Communique

TO: Corporate Alliance
FROM: Jonathon Keryan, CEO
RE: Application to the Alliance

To whom it may concern,

In an effort to further increase our company's profits, and to extend the reaches of our influence on a global scale, Neucom Incorporated wishes to join our fellow business men in an alliance.

In return for our admission, Neucom Inc will pledge its support for the alliance and will offer finances when needed. We design and sell weaponry, and we can sell at a discount to Corporate Alliance members. Furthermore we operate a small, professional paramilitary force known as the "Neucom Emergency Unit" which we may contribute to your aid in conflicts.

Another thing, Neucom Inc is not in control of the country (Neo-Erusea) nor are we a state-owned corporation.

Thank you for your time. And please do accept our application.

Signed,
Jonathon Keryan
Founder and CEO

OOC: If you want to look into the company more please see the NSwiki (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Neucom_Incorporated) page.

Yea your in.

OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532438.

IC: A potential terrorist attack was averted when several foreign agents tried to sneak into Urcea. When they did this, they were quickly detained and interrogated and their origin point has originated to [NS]ICCD-Intracircumcordei. We now request the Corporate Alliance's assistance to, say, "Beat the shit" out of him.

I've already launched a counterstrike in force. He may have some sort of remnants of sorts.

If you need help let me know.

Also, if I never told you, I have a GRET (Griffincrest Reconaissance Education and Training) unit in most of you countries, and it varies in size from 20 to 800 men. It is there to help train your men to use CA weaponry, and be the Griffincrest first responders to a threat from outside. If anyone does not like that, come see me, and we can discuss it further.

Also, if I never told you, I have a GRET (Griffincrest Reconaissance Education and Training) unit in most of you countries, and it varies in size from 20 to 800 men. It is there to help train your men to use CA weaponry, and be the Griffincrest first responders to a threat from outside. If anyone does not like that, come see me, and we can discuss it further.

But I don't use CA Weaponary, I'd also likely have your men deployed in a small restricted area away from my military zones, I have a lot of confidential information that i'd rather not risk loosing.

But I don't use CA Weaponary, I'd also likely have your men deployed in a small restricted area away from my military zones, I have a lot of confidential information that i'd rather not risk loosing.

No CA weaponry at all?? Blasphemy! That makes me think, who here doesnt use CA stuff.

Can everyone please list here what they use in there military please.

No CA weaponry at all?? Blasphemy! That makes me think, who here doesnt use CA stuff.

Can everyone please list here what they use in there military please.

Firearms

P9-Bayonet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M9_Bayonet)
P9-Pistol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M9_Pistol)
P12-Assault Shotgun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spas_12)
P5-Sub Machine Gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP5)
P22-Assault Rifle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M16_rifle)
PM25-Grenade Launcher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM25)
P22B-Carbine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_Carbine)
PARL-Assault Rocket Launcher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SRAW)

Armoured/Mechanised Units

P05-Command Vehicle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ULTRA_AP)
P22-Main Battle Tank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_2)
P80-Infantry Fighting Vehicle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stryker)
P777-Howitzer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M777)
P270-Multiple Rocket Launcher System (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLRS)

Naval Units

P19-Super Carrier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimitz_class_aircraft_carrier)
P94-Nuclear Submarine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanguard_class)
P74-Attack Submarine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_class_submarine)
P96-Frigate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Fayette_class_frigate)
PDG-Destroyer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDG-1000)
P49-Transport (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Harpers_Ferry_%28LSD-49%29)
P29-Amphibious Assault Class (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Wasp_%28LHD-1%29)

Air Units

P2A-Fighter P2C-Bomber (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F35)
P2-Fighter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F22)
P117-Stealth Bomber (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F117)
P53-Transport Helicopter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MH-53)
P1-Attack Helicopter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_helicopter)

Of course this isn't everything, I have yet to fully design my entire army, and these are just RL equivalents of the TPX model, there are several major modifications of course.

You seem to be lacking a machine gun, cruiser, and ground attack aircraft. Perhaps, you should take a look at the CA arms dealership to fil in these departments.

You seem to be lacking a machine gun, cruiser, and ground attack aircraft. Perhaps, you should take a look at the CA arms dealership to fil in these departments.

I told you I was missing a few things, I need time before I finish up my military details, there's just so much to explain, everything from Foreign Colonial Soldiers to Commando Legions, and then there's the arena of Space which is gonna be a pain.

I've never put any thought into the details of my military.

And seeing as how my nation spent the last year gaining over a billion pop. and stacking up income, I might be pursueded to make some big purchases.

Any takers?

I've never put any thought into the details of my military.

And seeing as how my nation spent the last year gaining over a billion pop. and stacking up income, I might be pursueded to make some big purchases.

Any takers?

I've never been a big fan of Storefronts, I prefer to make a fully original Army that I can truly call my own.

Well DT isn't in the business of manufacturing arms. We make soda, according to NS thats about all we do right.

Well DT isn't in the business of manufacturing arms. We make soda, according to NS thats about all we do right.

Haha, I'd love to see that, the M4 Pepsi Carbine with attached Coca Cola Grenade Launcher :P

Haha, I'd love to see that, the M4 Pepsi Carbine with attached Coca Cola Grenade Launcher :P

"NEW! Coke grenades with Auto Mentos Inserter! Only $5!"

Buy some stuff! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508486)

I encourage all of you to join Urcean Major League Baseball! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532500) Form some teams and submit them into the Urcean MLB!

How big is are all your guys's armies, because i'm trying to purchase rifles for them and I took 10% (correct me if that isn't the norm) of my pop. and i'm getting an army of about 200 million soldiers.
It just seems a bit unrealistic to me.

How big is are all your guys's armies, because i'm trying to purchase rifles for them and I took 10% (correct me if that isn't the norm) of my pop. and i'm getting an army of about 200 million soldiers.
It just seems a bit unrealistic to me.

1% or less.

My army is about 50,000,000, from me and my colonies.

Amazing, I feel silly now. So much has changed since I started out.

How big is are all your guys's armies, because i'm trying to purchase rifles for them and I took 10% (correct me if that isn't the norm) of my pop. and i'm getting an army of about 200 million soldiers.
It just seems a bit unrealistic to me.


My military, total is 150 million soldiers. Now, keep in mind that includes logistics personnel, support personnel, combat personnel, pilots, sailors, etc. That, and I draft my Army.


But who cares? I'm not even in the CA! :D

My military, total is 150 million soldiers. Now, keep in mind that includes logistics personnel, support personnel, combat personnel, pilots, sailors, etc. That, and I draft my Army.


But who cares? I'm not even in the CA! :D

150,000,000? Do you have colonies?

No, but he has 1 billion more pop. than you.

Actually he probably has colonies galore.

No, but he has 1 billion more pop. than you.

Actually he probably has colonies galore.

No, his population is only 100 million more than me.

I do, but thats also 5% of my population.

Do you have some odd sort of economy?

150,000,000? Do you have colonies?

I do, but thats also 5% of my population. The limit is 10% for realism, but for conscripted standing force 5% is a decent limit.



EDIT: I don't count my colonies. ;)

I do, but thats also 5% of my population. The limit is 10% for realism, but for conscripted standing force 5% is a decent limit.



EDIT: I don't count my colonies. ;)

Correction, 1% is for standing, 2.5% is a good wartime army, 5% is an awesome wartime army.

Correction, 1% is for standing, 2.5% is a good wartime army, 5% is an awesome wartime army.

I know, but I anticipate a war soon. I have good reason to have that high. ;)

No, seriously, join Urcean Major League Baseball! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532500)

I know, but I anticipate a war soon. I have good reason to have that high. ;)

Ooooh, anything the CA would be interested in?

Ooooh, anything the CA would be interested in?



Toops my man, don't you remember anything about the CA? It was not formed as a counter to the GASN, but truly as a counter to ME lol.


While you guys are my friends OOCly, I mean hell I talk to Blackhelm all time on AIM and all. But ICly I'm pretty much enemy numero uno to you guys.

Toops my man, don't you remember anything about the CA? It was not formed as a counter to the GASN, but truly as a counter to ME lol.


While you guys are my friends OOCly, I mean hell I talk to Blackhelm all time on AIM and all. But ICly I'm pretty much enemy numero uno to you guys.

The CA wasn't formed, it was spawned from purest blackest EVIL!!!

:P

So from that I'm guessing yes...

The CA wasn't formed, it was spawned from purest blackest EVIL!!!

:P

So from that I'm guessing yes...

ROFLMAO!

Nice one man! :D

So, in a hypothetical question.

If I asked to join the CA again, would Blackhelm let me in?

:)

:)

Most likely not.

The Armed Republic would like to join the Corporate Alliance. Although we do not have the largest military, we have an exceedingly well Arms Manufacturing industry.


Viston.

Most likely not.

PWND!

Most likely not.

Still sore about when I declared war upon the Corprate Alliance and using my all access membership pass to mess with the whole organization?
(And the whole 'follow the yellow brick road' nut who I've yet to really RP [most likely dead already though])

Isn't that a little biased against me?

Most likely not.

MEAN!!! :P

Hello there, gentlemen... I just wanted to let you all know that I'm back from my unfortunate absence. I won't be able to join in the full scale RP-ing for a while, but I thought I'd let you know I'm back.

SIC: Yeah if we want to fight the GASN, a couple nations of more than a billion would be nice, No Taxes is almost there.

OOC:

I've got 4+ Billion. Unless I havn't done enough background reading you're talking about slapping GASN across the face right? I've never liked any big alliances but particularly not GASN.

I'm taking a break from NS at the moment but I'll be back in full swing in about a week.

I'm itching for a big fight too. Count me in if you like.

OOC:

I've got 4+ Billion. Unless I havn't done enough background reading you're talking about slapping GASN across the face right? I've never liked any big alliances but particularly not GASN.

I'm taking a break from NS at the moment but I'll be back in full swing in about a week.

I'm itching for a big fight too. Count me in if you like.

let me point out to you GASN dissolved/disbanded sometime back now

OOC:

Ah.

Obviously too long a break from NS.

What was the reason?

OOC:

My apologies

I may have read an old page from this thread

OOC
a lot of things but Hurtful Thoughts has a post in this thread with something about it

Dominion Commonwealth gone too after The Transylvania idea of controlling Hataria was to let them into the DC went down hill

Hataria got deleted but back under a new name

OOC:

I had a feeling they might crash and burn.

They got too... organised for the temperaments of some of their member nations.

OOC indeed

Hello there, gentlemen... I just wanted to let you all know that I'm back from my unfortunate absence. I won't be able to join in the full scale RP-ing for a while, but I thought I'd let you know I'm back.

Hey man! What's up?

The Armed Republic would like to join the Corporate Alliance. Although we do not have the largest military, we have an exceedingly well Arms Manufacturing industry.


Viston.

Ask BC or someone

OOC:
Ah.
Obviously too long a break from NS.
What was the reason?

Quickie reason:
--snip--
GASN dissolved/disbanded because it was deemed too hypocritical and ineffective/top heavy on the clout.

So Crave decided to leave it, nobody really wanted to redraw a 3rd charter
So it de facto disbanded after the 'heavy hitters' either threatened to or actually left the GASN for various reasons.

None of which meant they would no longer oppose CA forces.
At least that was the official reason.

Unofficially it was because the charter didn't deal with inter-allaince tensions in the event one alliance that has a MDT and another with an MDT go to war with each other in spite of the GASN getting caught in the middle.
In short, a civil war.

Nice to hear from you again Undershi...

But what happened to that CA invasion of PROHT?
Is at least someone still plotting that, or am I free to go?
If need be I could plot my own invasion and TG it to you if it would help...

This CA member, Urcea, has been reported by many as a wanker, godmodder, and a generally bad person. So, then, why is he in this alliance?

He provoked a few members of the New Prussian Empire into attacking him, maybe even igniting a inter-alliance *word?* war. One of the NPErs quickly noticed that I was a member of the CA and the NPE and soon stopped their rants for invading Urcea. Had I not been in the CA, then there might be a war going on right now.

An example of his godmodder is when he dropped 50 Mt bombs on Cazelia. If he actually took the time to look it up, he would know that each bomb

Since 50 Mt is 2.1×1017 joules, the average power produced during the entire fission-fusion process, lasting around 39 nanoseconds, was a power of about 5.4×1024 watts or 5.4 yottawatts. This is equivalent to approximately 1% of the power output of the Sun. The detonation of Tsar Bomba therefore qualifies as being the single most powerful device ever utilized throughout the history of humanity. By contrast, the largest weapon ever produced by the United States, the now-decommissioned B41, had a predicted maximum yield of 25 Mt, and the largest nuclear device ever tested by the U.S. (Castle Bravo) yielded 15 Mt (an accident due to a runaway reaction; the design yield was approximately 5 Mt). Note the recent comparison with the asteroid impact which formed the Chicxulub Crater, an event larger than Tsar Bomba's yield by some six orders of magnitude, released an estimated 500 zettajoules (5.0×1023 joules) of energy, approximately 100 teratons of TNT, on impact.

Thanks, wiki. Urcea dropped 50 of these and each are equivalent to approximately 1% of the power output of the Sun. So that's 50% power output of the sun. Does that make sense? Cazelia would be nothing right now, absolutely nothing. Can someone explain that?

All in all, this wanker, Urcea, should be kicked out from the CA for the good of this alliance.


-Maldorians.

"I win".

On another note,

I'd like to ask you something: If I am such a godmodder and wanker, how come you didn't say anything before that bitching you gave me on AIM?

^^
That's available at my regional board.

"I win".

On another note,

I'd like to ask you something: If I am such a godmodder and wanker, how come you didn't say anything before that bitching you gave me on AIM?

^^
That's available at my regional board.

Why don't you answer my questions about your godmoding first? It is curtesey to answer the 1st question before asking another.

I admit: I don't know much about nuclear weapons besides the end result.

How about you answer mine now?

I admit: I don't know much about nuclear weapons besides the end result.

How about you answer mine now?

Then redo your nuke post for it is null and void. Cazelia is NOT under your control. Reverse your cheap post.

I admit: I don't know much about nuclear weapons besides the end result.


OOC: Yeah I think that pretty much speaks for itself. If you wanna use nuke you'd best know something about them other wise your gonna look like an idiot.

Yes it is. I claimed the territory.

I believe that I did redo the post. It's only 10kt bombs now.

Would you like to answer my question now?

OOC: Yeah I think that pretty much speaks for itself. If you wanna use nuke you'd best know something about them other wise your gonna look like an idiot.

You agree too? lol, Zackaroth, we're agreeing left and right...


That's like saying that you know the atomic bomb will kill people immediately but not knowing about radiation aftermath... It just doesn't make sense.

Just like on AIM: no relevant response.

Say again: Why wasn't I a wanker and a godmodder before you attacked me over grammar (which was in fact correct and you were wrong)?

Yes it is. I claimed the territory.

I believe that I did redo the post. It's only 10kt bombs now.

Would you like to answer my question now?

So 10% of the Sun's output? Did you not just read the wiki excerpt!?!

10% of the Sun's output is A LOT. Go look up how much energy that is, if you know how to, that is.

Just like on AIM: no relevant response.

Say again: Why wasn't I a wanker and a godmodder before you attacked me over grammar (which was in fact correct and you were wrong)?

Umm...I am not on AIM that's why your not getting a response...<_<


Also, what about when you called me a jerk, moron, and all of those? I'm sorry that I don't save AIM conversations like you do, but it's true and YOU KNOW IT.

So 10% of the Sun's output? Did you not just read the wiki excerpt!?!

10% of the Sun's output is A LOT. Go look up how much energy that is, if you know how to, that is.

How'd you get that?

No, you called me a jerk and a moron, I only called you an incompetant....

OOC: How'd you get that?

Oh....My....God...Are you kidding?

So 10% of the Sun's output? Did you not just read the wiki excerpt!?!

10% of the Sun's output is A LOT. Go look up how much energy that is, if you know how to, that is.

At least a thousand nuclear bombs. At least.

I kinda agree, I mean when BC started out he was announced all over the NS boards as a Wanker and a GodModder, but he roase out of that, we all have had to, such is the nature of our business that we are involved in so many conflicts, I propose we give Urc a little more time to learn RPing skills and then we talk about kicking or invading him.

(I prefer invasion, it's a nice little present to ourselves :P )

I kinda agree, I mean when BC started out he was announced all over the NS boards as a Wanker and a GodModder, but he roase out of that, we all have had to, such is the nature of our business that we are involved in so many conflicts, I propose we give Urc a little more time to learn RPing skills and then we talk about kicking or invading him.

(I prefer invasion, it's a nice little present to ourselves :P )

Hmmm...I would just invade him for the fun, you guys can take his filthy land. :o

Oh....My....God...Are you kidding?

No..I'm.....not....

10kt bombs are less than the little boy bomb.

Sorry for double post....

I kinda agree, I mean when BC started out he was announced all over the NS boards as a Wanker and a GodModder, but he roase out of that, we all have had to, such is the nature of our business that we are involved in so many conflicts, I propose we give Urc a little more time to learn RPing skills and then we talk about kicking or invading him.

(I prefer invasion, it's a nice little present to ourselves :P )

Maybe. I'm not sure if you're aware of Maldorian's scheming, which I've informed Blackhelm of recently.

Sorry for double post....



Maybe. I'm not sure if you're aware of Maldorian's scheming, which I've informed Blackhelm of recently.

Don't worry, I contacted BC way before you. I'm not an idiot like you call me on AIM, ya know.

EDIT: Nice sig! Gonna ignore attacks now, eh? Bad form

I kinda agree, I mean when BC started out he was announced all over the NS boards as a Wanker and a GodModder, but he roase out of that, we all have had to, such is the nature of our business that we are involved in so many conflicts, I propose we give Urc a little more time to learn RPing skills and then we talk about kicking or invading him.

(I prefer invasion, it's a nice little present to ourselves :P )

OOC: I don't remeber BC throwing around nukes like the person in question is. I mean this guy is throwing around nukes that makes land uninhabitable for years...and then decides to inhabit them :P

Don't worry, I contacted BC as well. I'm not an idiot like you call me on AIM, ya know.

Who did? I called you an incompetent. You told me to fornicate my mother, you called me a coward for blocking you, called me a moron, a jerk, etc.

By the way, I informed you that I would ignore all things in regard to you.

lol at mals conversation on aim. Lol at urcea removing all the insults he threw at mal. You know they were in there.

I said to him "You're either an incompetent or you're nine years old." I didn't save the rest of the conversation, but I have a general idea of what happened. Maldorians isn't a very calm fellow.

Unlike him, I can admit to what I said.

Who did? I called you an incompetent. You told me to fornicate my mother, you called me a coward for blocking you, called me a moron, a jerk, etc.

By the way, I informed you that I would ignore all things in regard to you.

Don't say that. You are a liar and you know that. What about the AIM converstation yesterday and the day before? Did you not take that into account? No? Your a liar. Face it.


So if I invade you, then you ignore me? That is called wanking.

EDIT: Thanks Kampfers. It's true. I only get mad if someone insults me.

I've been on the receiving end of Maldorian's complaining about Urcea.

While it is one sided, most of what seems to be the bother occurs on an off-site board.

Urcea uses nukes too often. Nukes are a last resort, just remember that, think about the consequences of it coming back to you.

Use nukes less Urcea.

Who did? I called you an incompetent. You told me to fornicate my mother, you called me a coward for blocking you, called me a moron, a jerk, etc.

By the way, I informed you that I would ignore all things in regard to you.

Don't say that. You are a liar and you know that. What about the AIM converstation yesterday and the day before? Did you not take that into account? No? Your a liar. Face it.


So if I invade you, then you ignore me? That is called wanking.

EDIT: Thanks Kampfers. It's true. I only get mad if someone insults me first.

Woah brother! *runs off to delete*

Hooray for Spam.

I am not lying. You blow your top at the drop of a hat. I'm saying, you need to be calm more often.

I'd like some proof of what you say. I've presented my proof.

Hooray for Spam.

I am not lying. You blow your top at the drop of a hat. I'm saying, you need to be calm more often.

Yes, like I said before, I get extremely....upset....when I am insulted. Like, Kampfers remember that MSN chat when you said you had a better military and my nation sucked *It was a joke but it got me going crazy in the head :P*

Yes, like I said before, I get extremely....upset....when I am insulted. Like, Kampfers remember that MSN chat when you said you had a better military and my nation sucked *It was a joke but it got me going crazy in the head :P*

Glad you acknowledge. I do need to make things a bit more clear in the future.

Oh, and lol at urcea for reporting me to the mods yesterday for calling him a wank.:D

I made my point.

Oh, and lol at urcea for reporting me to the mods yesterday for calling him a wank.:D

lol at mals conversation on aim. Lol at urcea removing all the insults he threw at mal. You know they were in there.

MSN.....soon....please?

You and Mr. Sextuple post can take this offline and post a clear and concise summary of this.

Don't worry. I cleaned it up!

I said to him "You're either an incompetent or you're nine years old." I didn't save the rest of the conversation, but I have a general idea of what happened. Maldorians isn't a very calm fellow.

Unlike him, I can admit to what I said.

OOC:
So...is all this why you sent me a TG asking me to be an ally of yours?


I didn't realise there was such dissent within the ranks of the CA....

You and Mr. Sextuple post can take this offline and post a clear and concise summary of this.

This goes for all of you. This is completely crazy and a spam of this thread.

mods have been ask to clean it

MSN.....soon....please?

can't I'm on my iPhone. I can really only do ooc posts. Its too hard to do other crap at the same time. My mom told me to go to bed so I cant use the cmputer

OOC:
So...is all this why you sent me a TG asking me to be an ally of yours?


I didn't realise there was such dissent within the ranks of the CA....

Don't be Shaz! You're my boy not his!

;)

OOC:
So...is all this why you sent me a TG asking me to be an ally of yours?


I didn't realise there was such dissent within the ranks of the CA....

Actually no, that's an unrelated issue, seeing as how things are going in my colonies.

OOC:
So...is all this why you sent me a TG asking me to be an ally of yours?


I didn't realise there was such dissent within the ranks of the CA....

What is this Fox News?

We have one OOC argument over someone's RP etiquette and suddenly the CA is about to collapse for IC reasons?

What is this Fox News?

We have one OOC argument over someone's RP etiquette and suddenly the CA is about to collapse for IC reasons?

Precisely. :p

You remember when TWSP tried to destroy the CA, awww good times :)

I'm actually shocked the CA survived longer than the GASN, they were all like "Nyaaah boo, we're gonna outlive you guys!" And then Cravan closed it down, much fun :D

You remember when TWSP tried to destroy the CA, awww good times :)

I'm actually shocked the CA survived longer than the GASN, they were all like "Nyaaah boo, we're gonna outlive you guys!" And then Cravan closed it down, much fun :D


I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

*prods Wanderjar with a veeeeeery long stick*

*runs away screaming*

Change subjects, are there any wars out there or am I gonna have to pull out my FT nation again just to stave away the Yoghurt filled boredom?

*prods Wanderjar with a veeeeeery long stick*

*runs away screaming*

Change subjects, are there any wars out there or am I gonna have to pull out my FT nation again just to stave away the Yoghurt filled boredom?

Who wants to do a death sentenced criminal Battle Royale on the island from Lost?

OOC: I'm going to bed. Probably gone until Saturday, I have some errands to run. Long errands. That involve the airport.

I kinda agree, I mean when BC started out he was announced all over the NS boards as a Wanker and a GodModder, but he roase out of that, we all have had to, such is the nature of our business that we are involved in so many conflicts, I propose we give Urc a little more time to learn RPing skills and then we talk about kicking or invading him.

(I prefer invasion, it's a nice little present to ourselves :P )

I agree with Toops

OOC:
So...is all this why you sent me a TG asking me to be an ally of yours?


I didn't realise there was such dissent within the ranks of the CA....

Nor did I

You and Mr. Sextuple post can take this offline and post a clear and concise summary of this.

This goes for all of you. This is completely crazy and a spam of this thread.

Exactly

*prods Wanderjar with a veeeeeery long stick*

*runs away screaming*

Change subjects, are there any wars out there or am I gonna have to pull out my FT nation again just to stave away the Yoghurt filled boredom?

*Thirty Thousand Behemoth III SHBTs chase after Toops....gotta love the Wanderjarian Armored Corps ;)*

Toops, do you have AIM?

Toops, do you have AIM?

Nope, but I'm being pressured into doing so, maybe soon.

Usually, I have 10 minutes in the morning where I can read through some of the new posts on the forum, make a post or two, bump my storefront, you know all the little things one must do to stay up-to-date.

You know why I had to wait 'till this afternoon to do all that? I was reading through this silly argument. :headbang:

Usually, I have 10 minutes in the morning where I can read through some of the new posts on the forum, make a post or two, bump my storefront, you know all the little things one must do to stay up-to-date.

You know why I had to wait 'till this afternoon to do all that? I was reading through this silly argument. :headbang:

I don't find the argument very silly, mind you. I take it seriously.

What is this Fox News?

We have one OOC argument over someone's RP etiquette and suddenly the CA is about to collapse for IC reasons?

OOC:
By Dissent I mean Majority of Members vs Urcea.....

And just so you all know, I did decline his queston about wanting to be an ally of mine. My nation doesn't trust his due to him threatening us with nukes, so we don't want anything to do with him in that form. :D

OOC:
By Dissent I mean Majority of Members vs Urcea.....

And just so you all know, I did decline his queston about wanting to be an ally of mine. My nation doesn't trust his due to him threatening us with nukes, so we don't want anything to do with him in that form. :D

Oh yea. With Order of America requesting an embassy, right?

Oh yea. With Order of America requesting an embassy, right?

OOC:
Yeah. That whole ordeal. The only one who seemed to have an issue with it was Urcea and he tried to drag me into it by telling me he'd shoot down my aircraft if they came near OoA.

OOC:
Yeah. That whole ordeal. The only one who seemed to have an issue with it was Urcea and he tried to drag me into it by telling me he'd shoot down my aircraft if they came near OoA.

OOC: Right. It was a bunch of crap. He was gonna attack you for trying to give OoA an embassy....<_<

OOC: Right. It was a bunch of crap. He was gonna attack you for trying to give OoA an embassy....<_<

OOC:
I should have just invaded his section of OoA and driven him out fully. But I didn't.

OOC:
I should have just invaded his section of OoA and driven him out fully. But I didn't.

OOC: Lol, man, if you did that, then I would have like given you my spot of OoA in return for not attacking me....:P

OOC: I was ready to go in with you Shaz but then you took the diplomatic route. Didn't anyone tell you to shoot first and ask questions later?

OOC: I was ready to go in with you Shaz but then you took the diplomatic route. Didn't anyone tell you to shoot first and ask questions later?

Why were you gonna attack him? Because of the Urcea ordeal?

OOC: I was ready to go in with you Shaz but then you took the diplomatic route. Didn't anyone tell you to shoot first and ask questions later?

Why were you gonna attack him? Because of the Urcea ordeal?

OOC:
I think he ment he was going to help me assault Urcean occupied territory in OoA.

OOC:
Yeah. That whole ordeal. The only one who seemed to have an issue with it was Urcea and he tried to drag me into it by telling me he'd shoot down my aircraft if they came near OoA.

OOC
that really dumb and Maldorians have you chalked up the R1 War as a win yet

OOC
that really dumb and Maldorians have you chalked up the R1 War as a win yet

OOC: Ah yes. I better bump that later, see if he's still alive. And I think I won the Gens Romae war....:P

OOC: Ah yes. I better bump that later, see if he's still alive. And I think I won the Gens Romae war....:P

OOC just check the home page

OOC:
I think he ment he was going to help me assault Urcean occupied territory in OoA.

OOC: That is what I meant.

OOC:
I think he ment he was going to help me assault Urcean occupied territory in OoA.

I'd do it. O_o

OOC: Wandy, get on msn please.

Hi guys. Nice to see some familiar faces. Thanks for welcoming me back, those who did... Viston, always nice to see some new faces, Hurtful Thoughts, nice to see you missed me... although no doubt your aim is improving... :D

Okay, sorry about the smilie, but I'm back, and I can't help but wonder, what's happened since I've been gone?

Well, for one, GASN has disbanded, I helped train TWSP in the art of sneak attacks (which is very difficult to achieve without geting retconned) a bunch of my agents are now either crippled or dead, Chitzeland is another hotbed for war again.

My aim improved? I still failed to kill Griffencrest (though I was given credit this time for his faked assasination attempt).

I also had a few of my fleets camp by BC's shores hoping to cach a Griffencrest fleet, but then had to leave due to another civil war and obligations to help it along.

TWSP and AMF are fueding and dueling again.

And the Corprate Alliance still has no clue what I am doing.

Be back in a week.
Feel free to plot my utter destruction while I'm away.
*leaves forums for a week*

And I am trying to get Urcea kicked for provoking a war with the New Prussian Empire

Hi guys. Nice to see some familiar faces. Thanks for welcoming me back, those who did... Viston, always nice to see some new faces, Hurtful Thoughts, nice to see you missed me... although no doubt your aim is improving... :D

Okay, sorry about the smilie, but I'm back, and I can't help but wonder, what's happened since I've been gone?

I'm glad to see you are back. I hope you get to Rping soon.

And I am trying to get Urcea kicked for provoking a war with the New Prussian Empire

Noone is being thrown out. Whoever brings up this matter will be placed under a blockade.

I'm glad to see you are back. I hope you get to Rping soon.



Noone is being thrown out. Whoever brings up this matter will be placed under a blockade.

Check your TGs

I'm glad to see you are back. I hope you get to Rping soon.



Noone is being thrown out. Whoever brings up this matter will be placed under a blockade.



OOC: Your gonna blockade them for saying something OOC? I find that funny in someways.

OOC: Your gonna blockade them for saying something OOC? I find that funny in someways.

Probably just for this situation. This is absolutely ridiculous. A 10 page argument about Offsite crap and RP etiquette that reads like a chat log. It is a spam of the thread.

zOMG lulz.

Just kidding. But seriously, Leafanistan's right. As a newcomer, I can't tell what's going on and I'm confused.

zOMG lulz.

Just kidding. But seriously, Leafanistan's right. As a newcomer, I can't tell what's going on and I'm confused.

Say VISA Corp, we should make a cross-storefront discount card.

Something like Team Advantage Card, that gives you like 5% off at storefronts. You only pay a nominal fee of something like 25 million US per year and you rake in the money. Every time a Team Advantage card is used the storefront gets $5 million US of this fee.

Get lots of storefronts to join in, and we use our influence to force non-affiliated storefronts to bankruptcy.

OOC: Important thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532959

Say VISA Corp, we should make a cross-storefront discount card.

Something like Team Advantage Card, that gives you like 5% off at storefronts. You only pay a nominal fee of something like 25 million US per year and you rake in the money. Every time a Team Advantage card is used the storefront gets $5 million US of this fee.

Get lots of storefronts to join in, and we use our influence to force non-affiliated storefronts to bankruptcy.

Sounds good, provided you're not joking.

Say VISA Corp, we should make a cross-storefront discount card.

Something like Team Advantage Card, that gives you like 5% off at storefronts. You only pay a nominal fee of something like 25 million US per year and you rake in the money. Every time a Team Advantage card is used the storefront gets $5 million US of this fee.

Get lots of storefronts to join in, and we use our influence to force non-affiliated storefronts to bankruptcy.

There's the CA attitude that I know and love. :)

Well, I'm all for it, and seeing as I control the plastic...

Wonderful. My storefront is in.

I was gonna make an Official Thread...

If I ever get around to making it, my storefront is in, I hope...

Technically the Surplus Distribution Division of the Imperial Army will not be joining in, we will offer the exact same discounts to those who hold the "Card", but under the guise of a "favored nation" or something.

Technically; not cooperating.

Effectively; fully cooperative.

Ahem. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12877800)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532809

This has CA intervention, especially you BC, writen all over it.

Nevermind, BC is already there. You tricky little devil.

Nevermind, BC is already there. You tricky little devil.

This is exactly what we are about. Its like we are some sort of SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion.

SPECTRE eh?

Oh wait it is taken.

CA is sinister enough.

CA is sinister enough.

Especially if you repeat it like a bird call.

"Ca CA! Ca CA! Nevermore!"

Dudes, I'm about to get my arse kicked by 4 members of the NPE, WHY IS NOBODY HELPING ME!?!?!?!?

Dudes, I'm about to get my arse kicked by 4 members of the NPE, WHY IS NOBODY HELPING ME!?!?!?!?

It's all part of BC's plan.

Dudes, I'm about to get my arse kicked by 4 members of the NPE, WHY IS NOBODY HELPING ME!?!?!?!?

Ignore what people spamming our threads are saying. We are kinda busy now.

I have to deal with New Manth, Chechnya, and a meeting with the Human Order.

BC is dealing with similar stuff. We can't be expected to be online all the time. If anything, pause your thread until an ally appears.

Dudes, I'm about to get my arse kicked by 4 members of the NPE, WHY IS NOBODY HELPING ME!?!?!?!?

It is not part of my plan, TWSP loves to make trouble here.

I am sending reinforcements soon, I don't have many men to spare, but I will do the best that I can.

It is not part of my plan, TWSP loves to make trouble here.

I am sending reinforcements soon, I don't have many men to spare, but I will do the best that I can.

And even those will be drained soon! :D GASN Wannabes eh? :p

Hi guys. BC, nice to see you missed me. A few quick questions - one, what's NPE? Secondly, is there actually a Socialist alliance forming to counter us? I'd heard some stuff about it, and wanted to find out if the info I'd been getting was real.

Oh, and I'll probably be back to full RP-ing pretty soon - say Tuesday or Wednesday next week. Right now I'm stuck in a situation where my only access to the internet is via overpriced internet cafes, and I can't get there very reliably. Soon, though, I shall be home...

I haven't noticed any counter socailist alliance forming against us. But if it's true we'll have a fight on our hands, that won't be easy. Anyway I'll keep a look out for it.

NPE- New Prussian Empire (link in sig).

As for the socialist alliance, do you mean GUSN?

Hi guys. BC, nice to see you missed me. A few quick questions - one, what's NPE? Secondly, is there actually a Socialist alliance forming to counter us? I'd heard some stuff about it, and wanted to find out if the info I'd been getting was real.

Oh, and I'll probably be back to full RP-ing pretty soon - say Tuesday or Wednesday next week. Right now I'm stuck in a situation where my only access to the internet is via overpriced internet cafes, and I can't get there very reliably. Soon, though, I shall be home...

My Alliance, created for imperialistic Germanic nations.

Hi guys. BC, nice to see you missed me. A few quick questions - one, what's NPE? Secondly, is there actually a Socialist alliance forming to counter us? I'd heard some stuff about it, and wanted to find out if the info I'd been getting was real.

Oh, and I'll probably be back to full RP-ing pretty soon - say Tuesday or Wednesday next week. Right now I'm stuck in a situation where my only access to the internet is via overpriced internet cafes, and I can't get there very reliably. Soon, though, I shall be home...

I do hope that your storm troopers are ready for combat. I have a very important task for the Undershi as soon as you are ready.

Ok boys, here is the current situation presented before the CA.

In Yeltsmin, the CA operation has hit an eight hour cease fire in which Griffincrest, Leafanistani Red Mafia, and Kraven forces are regrouping as Spizanian, Southeast Asian, Groznian, and Hamptonshire forces attempt to evacuate survivors.

In Paradise City, Toopoxican, Griffincrest, and Confederate force are attempting to put down a Muslim uprising supported by Kampferian, Wanderjarian, and Aesonic forces.

In Toopoxia, Griffincrest, Toopoxican, Leafanistani, and VISA forces are fighting against an NPE invasion from the Kampferians, Binarians, Wagdogs, and Wanderjarians.

Anything else?

And VISA, I am going to need to telegram you, but it would be alot easier if you have AIM. If you do, what is your s/n?

Sorry to sound like such an asshole to you in the bullets never lie thread Blackhelm, just playing the character you know?

:)

It is not part of my plan, TWSP loves to make trouble here.


Hah hah!

Remember the "BC leaves the CA" thread, man that was awesome :p

And VISA, I am going to need to telegram you, but it would be alot easier if you have AIM. If you do, what is your s/n?

*checks to see if AIM is still installed*

Ah, Pidgin is. Same difference. Screenname is "akimonad".

And even those will be drained soon! :D GASN Wannabes eh? :p

I've just made a deal and I can now bring to bear a million reinforcements to Toopoxia. Of course these will be a lot of slave legionaries and a few will be the Lobo Legions.

The NPE are a bunch of wannabe German Neo-Imperialists. Except far less horrifying than we are. We've got me, Undershii, and Kraven Corporation. Psychological boost.

Hah hah!

Remember the "BC leaves the CA" thread, man that was awesome :p

And TWSP, don't you have your own alliance thread to spam, like the GASN, or did they die off? :rolleyes:

And TWSP, don't you have your own alliance thread to spam, like the GASN, or did they die off? :rolleyes:

Every alliance I join ends up dying or going inactive.

Hey, I might just join the CA then :p

Every alliance I join ends up dying or going inactive.

Hey, I might just join the CA then :p

We can arrange that *begins planning the invasion of TWSP*

I'd love to help out somewhere, got a standard fleet, army, and something like a couple hundred B-52's if any of their fleets are real tightly packed.

I'd love to help out somewhere, got a standard fleet, army, and something like a couple hundred B-52's if any of their fleets are real tightly packed.

Internal Corporate Alliance Memo

URGENT

Situation in Toopoxia becoming a dogpile. We need antishipping missiles. Specifically Khan Antishipping Missiles, or any.

We need any and all surplus antishipping missiles.

Ever.

Ever.

Send to Toopoxia either via northwestern airbridge or via Griffencrest, Republican, or VISA Corp.

[END]

Oh gheez, anyone know how I can lay my hands on these?
I'll float and deploy a whole fleet with 'em if I knew what they were.

Oh gheez, anyone know how I can lay my hands on these?
I'll float and deploy a whole fleet with 'em if I knew what they were.

OOC: Any donation from here, is a godsend.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409787

[Naval Munition Technologies]
Conhort Mk. II Close-in Weapon System
Principe III Anti-Shipping Missile/Torpedo
Kriermada Torpedo Technology
Shockhound Avenger I Anti-Shipping Missle
Sledgehammer II Universal Anti-Shipping Cruise Missile
Sledgehammer Anti-Shipping Anti-SuperDreadnought Missile


Any favorites?

I don't know how to emphasize this more:

KHAN KHAN KHAN KHAN (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11984706&postcount=1674)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

If I didn't do it someone else would have |: (

Any favorites?

I don't know how to emphasize this more:

KHAN KHAN KHAN KHAN (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11984706&postcount=1674)

And if you really want to help, a few Galleons with their crews would be nice too.

My bad, I didn't look hard enough.

I'm ordering now, I'll post here when I have 'em so I can ship them to you.

And if you really want to help, a few Galleons with their crews would be nice too.

I've ordered 5 Pacitalia class Galleons which I will be more than happy to crew and ship to wherever you want them to fall under your command.

I've ordered 5 Pacitalia class Galleons which I will be more than happy to crew and ship to wherever you want them to fall under your command.

Northern Gallia to join the Griffencrest Fleet. My tiny raiders have been annihilated.

And we could use any antishipping missiles. As long as they can be launched from land. Tomahawks, Exocets, Harpoons, anything and everything!

Northern Gallia to join the Griffencrest Fleet. My tiny raiders have been annihilated.

And we could use any antishipping missiles. As long as they can be launched from land. Tomahawks, Exocets, Harpoons, anything and everything!

My guys are just gonna run past all the fleets, allied and enemy, intent on dropping off troops. Then they will come to help the CA after dropping them off.

Nice "Desintelligence" trick there with your pilot, Leafy.

*Nods sagely*

Nice "Desintelligence" trick there with your pilot, Leafy.

*Nods sagely*

You think I'd put any idiot into an experimental Ekranoplane Squadron?

I'd put special operators, with bullet resistant vests, a ballistic nylon flight suit with ceramic shields on elbows and knees. And a pistol and a short katana is the least I can do.

My guys are just gonna run past all the fleets, allied and enemy, intent on dropping off troops. Then they will come to help the CA after dropping them off.

Did you see my offer in the OoA thread?

Did you see my offer in the OoA thread?

Nope.... :(

Go read it then! I'm offering you money and a large coloney filled with oil for your half of OoA

Go read it then! I'm offering you money and a large coloney filled with oil for your half of OoA

Wait, you want his part or you want it for OoA? If the latter one, then why?

Wait do you control all of OoA or just a part of it?

Wait do you control all of OoA or just a part of it?

He controls the black part of the map....which is that blob in the center.

He controls the black part of the map....which is that blob in the center.

Cant find the map.

Cant find the map.

It's in Maldy's Sig

It's in Maldy's Sig

Oh ok. Thank you. Mald, I want your part. That way I give OoA his land back, you get money and oil, and I get 1 + huge favor from OoA

Oh ok. Thank you. Mald, I want your part. That way I give OoA his land back, you get money and oil, and I get 1 + huge favor from OoA

Hmmm..I don't know. I wanna keep that area for my own personal reasons...;) But oil sounds good.

The Roman Empire desires to join the Corporate Alliance.

Hmmm..I don't know. I wanna keep that area for my own personal reasons...;) But oil sounds good.

I can expand on this offer you know >.>

I'd love to help out somewhere, got a standard fleet, army, and something like a couple hundred B-52's if any of their fleets are real tightly packed.

These reinforcements would be greatly appreciated.

The Roman Empire desires to join the Corporate Alliance.

You're in

The Dictator of Gens Romae understands that the Corporate Alliance is at war. Rome offers military aid.

OOC: Gimme a link.

The Roman Empire desires to join the Corporate Alliance.

Only because you don't want to be invaded.

We apologize for trying. Want to go invade someone?

Want to go invade someone?

What have you in mind?