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Hey DT, sorry, I will be sending more soldiers to defend you soon.

Vante, think you can toss a few men over too?

Sorry didn't get a chance earlier. Vacation, and all. Sending troops soon.

Ralkovia will send troops just send me a link

Still no takers for the joint Aleosite/Varsolan operations?

Any wars someone needs help in? I'm bored

DT/Blackhelm, just reminding you about this thread since it has been a couple weeks since you've posted.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=559324

Hey BC, would you mind if I send a few Mandalorian Mercenaries to Deserted Territories on your 'air bridge'? Also, may you quickly explain what an air bridge is? Feel free to TG me or IM me if you so desire.

~Mal.

DT/Blackhelm, just reminding you about this thread since it has been a couple weeks since you've posted.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=559324

Right, sorry

Hey BC, would you mind if I send a few Mandalorian Mercenaries to Deserted Territories on your 'air bridge'? Also, may you quickly explain what an air bridge is? Feel free to TG me or IM me if you so desire.

~Mal.

The air bridge is just a continuos cycle of planes bringing in soldiers and supplies and such. Feel free to hop on.

Any wars someone needs help in? I'm bored

Ral, follow New Manth's link, I could use a hand.

Zanski's revolutionary government is leaving this organisation as it has deemed it "Capitalist Dominated".

Zanski's revolutionary government is leaving this organisation as it has deemed it "Capitalist Dominated".

Then get "Proud member of the CA" out of your siggy... :p

Hey BC, would you mind if I send a few Mandalorian Mercenaries to Deserted Territories on your 'air bridge'? Also, may you quickly explain what an air bridge is? Feel free to TG me or IM me if you so desire.

~Mal.

!Interception

No, realy, you're sending a large number of troops by air-convoy to support the CA while I'm obliged to prevent that sort of thing...

How can you expect me not to send a few F-4 Phantom IIs and Su-34 Fullbacks to harass you?

so how the war with Lord Sumguy and their lot

so how the war with Lord Sumguy and their lot

its ok, it kinda stalled since i was on a road trip for two weeks though

at least it hasnt devolved into just people hailing accusations of godmoding at one another

DT/Blackhelm, just reminding you about this thread since it has been a couple weeks since you've posted.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=559324

Hate to repeat myself, but am I going to see any responses here? Waiting on responses from both DT and Blackhelm, still.

Yeah you will, I was working at a camp the last 2 weeks. I'm really sorry about the whole abandoning thing. I'm just now going 'round jumping back into things.

How do I sign for the alliance?
I was wondering if you would like to merge alliances? I believe you signed mine!

As for joining: you need only to ask.

A merger? I wouldn't get your hopes up (that's just a little out of character for the CA).

Signed your what?

The Blackhelm Confederacy signed, not Griffincrest. and you are in, if you want.

Well I wish to join the alliance!

Well than welcome to the CA!!

Back from vacation and I see things are quite blasé around here...

Back from vacation and I see things are quite blasé around here...

Nothing for me to do lately. Maybe I should design a few small stealth ships.

Or work on a fast reaction force, something I think many imperialists would desire.

Over a month of no posts, I guess summer really is long gone...

DT/Blackhelm, just reminding you about this thread since it has been a couple weeks since you've posted.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=559324

Hate to repeat myself, but am I going to see any responses here? Waiting on responses from both DT and Blackhelm, still.

Yeah you will, I was working at a camp the last 2 weeks. I'm really sorry about the whole abandoning thing. I'm just now going 'round jumping back into things.

Hey DT, sorry, I will be sending more soldiers to defend you soon.

Vante, think you can toss a few men over too?

Hey, if this bit is still going on, and it's open on our end, I'd be willing to pitch a few guys around for the CA.

If the situation there is otherwise, I remain willing to sail my ships and shoot my guns for you guys if you want it anywhere. It seems pretty quiet here though, I mean, I just got back into a roll here with the tail end of the Blackhelm/Allanea thing, and another war of mine is starting back up soon, but I want for more, so, anything you want help with, CA?

Well ralkovia finished its civil war, the fascist win so we stay in the CA.

*Streeeetch*

*Streeeetch*
Now that Griffencrest has been pwned by Alleana, I believe this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520748) has new meaning.

Because it lead to this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=527333), which eventually led to Griffy marauding Alleana and getting pwned.

*Re-asserts self as CA's new leader*

*stretches out on the shag carpet*

All Hail Hurtful Thoughts!

may I join?

*Streeeetch*

holy,you still alive ?

Now that Griffencrest has been pwned by Alleana, I believe this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520748) has new meaning.

Because it lead to this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=527333), which eventually led to Griffy marauding Alleana and getting pwned.

*Re-asserts self as CA's new leader*

:confused:

EDIT: WHOA, hold on! That link has posts from this time two years ago my friend. I don't know what you're trying to pull but...

Also, when was BC "pwned" by Alleana? I havn't read a single post in five months.

@ isa: I am indestructible. :wink:

:confused:

EDIT: WHOA, hold on! That link has posts from this time two years ago my friend. I don't know what you're trying to pull but...

Also, when was BC "pwned" by Alleana? I havn't read a single post in five months.

@ isa: I am indestructible. :wink:
Refferancing for lulz... wut, you replied?

Blackhelm Confederacy signed a treaty /w/ Alleana, they Socialist now... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=573556)
Thread only 2 months old BTW...
Why? He not tell you?

Still no believe?
In the meanwhile, a message was sent from Allanea to the Griffincrest Corporation and the Blackhelm Confederacy.

Dear friends!

It appears my apprentices are hell-bent on invading your nation and putting everybody to the sword. I have come out of vacation – due to some crap going on in Shansekia – and have discovered to my dismay they have made insane demands on you. I am however much more kind and merciful. My own requests to you are of a far more peaceable nature.

My first request is of a symbolic nature. Namely, that all the units and division banners of the Griffincrest and Blackhelmian armies and navies be turned over to Allanea in sign of our success in this mission.

The second is of a selfish nature. Namely that the region of Kergalistan, a Griffincrest colony, be turned over to Allanea. We guarantee that the population be treated far better than the previous owner has been treating it.

The third is the main reasoning behind this conflict. Namely, we request, first of all, that the Griffincrest corporation cease its piratical activities now and for ever, and that its posessions be incorporated into the Confederacy. In return, we will assign the Corporation 1.5 trillion dollars' worth of contracts for Allanea itself, to supply the nation with fuel and oil byproducts for the military. In the intermediate period, Allanea will defend the Confederacy's property against any and all acts of piracy.

The final request is that you end all legal discrimination based on race and religion, including the Sacrament Law. In return for this, the Confederacy of Sovereign States will provide one trillion dollars per year for ten years for infrastructure correction in your nation.

Should these conditions be agreed to, the United States will not merely cease hostilities against Blackhelm, but ally with your nation and provide you with our fullest protection. Should they not be agreed to, we can keep fighting until you get it.

Yours, Alex.

"Your terms are acceptable."

So there you have it, you no longer have your leader, I win.
Now lets re-cap the fun times we've had... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq9PXslcL-0)

DT: "Are you sure?"
HT: "Course I'm sure, bitch."

"The guy tried to buy some yellow cake..." (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494171)

"Oil? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11416591) Who said anything about oil?" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=571897)

"THE MAN TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513692)

"I suppose you could sanction me with you army, but oh, uou don't HAVE an army!" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529857)

"Go sell some medicine." (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=578601)

Even if Griffencrest was instrumental in keeping the Corporate Alliance alive, how is it that You would have won?


Since its birth the CA has been a fluid, intangible organization. Never with more than a handful of active members and never devoid of loyal supporters. The CA isn't so much a snake with an easily removed head, it is more of a shapeless amoeba with one relatively larger psuedofoot that happens to get the rest of the amoeba in more trouble than the other ones do. See for yourself a couple of posts up, one day back and we already have a new prospective member. Is there just no other alliances on II these days or is the CA that awesome? :wink:

Now now, I am not socialist, was not pwned, and never handed over the CA to HT. Now gentlemen, what is new here.

and you gruesomely misconstrued what is going on here HT. Griffincrest is still very much independent

...and never handed over the CA to HT.

I would've left by now if that had been true...


And you tell me, what HAS been going around? Oh, and I'm glad to hear you havn't been pwned.

And you tell me, what HAS been going around? Oh, and I'm glad to hear you havn't been pwned.

The GWO/IFA/Stoky War

Right, ok so there was a war which carried on for months, got bored, we ended it, terms of treaty were kinda stupid, things like Muslim bashing is illegal, which has not stopped in the BC despite protests, and more people should get cars to combat Communism...yea I know.

So anyway...i chuckled a bit at your description of the CA. Very nice, I might move that quote to page one haha.

Oh, yea, and the CA is just that awesome.

Hey BC. Yeah we should definitely try to revive the CA back from just a few members. We just need to keep this thread on the front page for a while and people are sure to join.

indeed

I say we begin to rebuild are reputation as a military power and do some war games

you wanna go?

I say we begin to rebuild are reputation as a military power and do some war games

did you not just hand yours over to someone ?

Ah, the sweet stink of war brewing on the horizon! I can smell it now: the musty scent of warriors readying for battle, armor scared but sturdy, guns tuned to perfection and freshly cleaned, new kevlar jock straps securely fastened in place in case of that one, inevitable stray bullet. Yes, the horizon reeks of that odor; a veritable olfactory parade!

I'm game for any hell-raising. And I'm glad you liked that description BC, I thought it came out quite accurate. :)

No, in times of war she can call my troops as reinforcements. And should I need her help vice versa.

And BC sure thing. Some land some navy some air force. Give me a good ole raptor anyday.

K, when was the last time CA done ANYTHING?

Forcing the CA into submission = win. Because that was what I had outlined when I declared 'war'.
I will bury you yet...

I'll check if I'm still on the roster...

I'll also point out clear-off that I'll declare open hostilities upon 101st upon joining, the stormtroopers will arrive shortly...

...

I really need to get back to that Chitzi war thread...
That and the Antigrian civil thingy... Before I get left behind...

But after that! I'm gonna get you all!

The CA has been rather quiet of late. This should be fun
*Commences Gearing up*

K, when was the last time CA done ANYTHING?

Forcing the CA into submission = win. Because that was what I had outlined when I declared 'war'.
I will bury you yet...

I'll check if I'm still on the roster...

I'll also point out clear-off that I'll declare open hostilities upon 101st upon joining, the stormtroopers will arrive shortly...

...

I really need to get back to that Chitzi war thread...
That and the Antigrian civil thingy... Before I get left behind...

But after that! I'm gonna get you all!

(So many responses to choose from

*checks list*
"Bring it...nope..........Prepare for war...nope to overused......I'll kill you.....nope achmed the dead terrorist did that.....I'll destroy you....Nope.....

OOHH


Oh yeah Hurtful, I'll be sending a troop of bagpipers to play after the funeral.

Also not if I get you first would fit in good as well.)

You're like half my size/GDP/Budget...

Even with my commitments into limited wars such as Chitzeland + Antigr, I could still hold my own against you without resorting to WMD.

So: No, you bring it.
Otherwise, you're letting me win.

Your bagpipers shall be shot as per my immigration policy (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9835279).

The CA has been rather quiet of late. This should be fun
*Commences Gearing up*


HOI reference? I like it:)

I really need to get back to that Chitzi war thread...
That and the Antigrian civil thingy... Before I get left behind...

But after that! I'm gonna get you all!

Why do we keep ending up in the same wars?

I think you'll have to bury me before you can focus on anyone else, the way this is going.

HOI reference? I like it:)

Also, HOI = win.

You're like half my size/GDP/Budget...

Even with my commitments into limited wars such as Chitzeland + Antigr, I could still hold my own against you without resorting to WMD.

So: No, you bring it.
Otherwise, you're letting me win.

Your bagpipers shall be shot as per my immigration policy (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9835279).


You couldn't even come close to my island with the ring of Hah-gah-nah* surrounding it.

*Huge fortifications that circle my country. Built on a chain of islands. The largest gap is only 3 miles. Cost: 20 trillion dollars. Years spent building it- 47 years.

You couldn't even come close to my island with the ring of Hah-gah-nah* surrounding it.

*Huge fortifications that circle my country. Built on a chain of islands. The largest gap is only 3 miles. Cost: 20 trillion dollars. Years spent building it- 47 years.
*Laughs and dies laughing*
U make this too easy, how many entrances does it have?
BC did same, I exploited it. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=527333)
"Radar reports hows 2 ships closing fast..."

The ensign had to think, and fast...

"I'm pretty sure your soverienty does not extend out to international waters, any act of aggression would be percieved as an act of war, please slow down your approach. In the meantime, would you like us to move further from your coast, closer, or to stay here?"

Around the end of that message another ship interupted:

"This is FF-1265, Captian Butch speaking, is there a problem here?"

"Captian Butch of FF-1265, this is Ensign Burt of FF-1389, we currently have the situation under control, thank you, apparently there is a misunderstanding as to our reletive location from Blackhelm Confederacy's territorial waters, sir"

"Ensign? What happened to you Captian? What position of the ship are you from?"

"Communications, sir. The Captian is inspecting the gunnery crew on deck for an, erm, nightime display for the enjoyment of the crew."

"Mind if we watch?"

"No sir, we wouldn't mind one bit, though the exact location isn't quite figured out... Perhaps we should ask Greenglass..."

"Greenglass? Who's he? The intirior decorator?"

"No sir, he's the Captian of a Blackhelm Naval Vessel called the 'Godhammer', a Sovremenney class battle cruiser if I'm not mistaken."

"Then my apologies to Mr. Greenglass for the misunderstanding, so what does he want?"

"He wants us to move, sir."

"To where? We're already in international waters..."

"That was what I was asking him, please, sir, be quiet unless you happen to have a diplomatic envoy onboard...."

"As a matter-o-fact we do... Let's see, he's somewhere on this roster..."

"Mind ceasing your transmissions until you find him, sir? Your radio is drowning theirs out, we can't hear them..."

"Oh, right, sure thing [mumbles]"
Hurtian schizophrenia at its best. :D

Anyways, U first. Or should I just curbstomp 101st for joining?

No hard feelings 101st, it's just that my nation has an epic grudge going here...
Didn't you read my RP history? It's sigged, you'd have seen it in my profile...

Many but the sheer amount of forts with anti-shipping missiles and anti-aircraft systems makes it extremely difficult.

SEAD > Anti-air defenses, every time.

what??

what??
It means I can win by spamming any sector of your line with ARMs.

Glee! A new war between Allanea and Blackhelm means I get to sell more Spectre ERs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=560039) to Allanea when he uses the ones he has up.

Of course, being a neutral party, I have no problems selling them to everyone involved. :V

Ah, the sweet stink of war brewing on the horizon! I can smell it now: the musty scent of warriors readying for battle, armor scared but sturdy, guns tuned to perfection and freshly cleaned, new kevlar jock straps securely fastened in place in case of that one, inevitable stray bullet. Yes, the horizon reeks of that odor; a veritable olfactory parade!

I'm game for any hell-raising. And I'm glad you liked that description BC, I thought it came out quite accurate. :)

Good day!

It means I can win by spamming any sector of your line with ARMs.

That would be the case if my geography didn't sort of annihilate the attempt. The Ring of Hah-Gah-Nah forms the outer most rim of ralkovia. Within the ring
of hah-gah-nah is an archipelago before you actually get to the ralkovian continent. To land troops is really really really hard, to destroy the ring only means that I have lost control of my outer rim. However you would screw up my trade quite badly and I would have to pay a tariff to my neighbors to do anything. Razafas would love you forever.

Ah, old memories... xP

HT, please tell me how me having your ships move out of my sea lanes can be considered your grand exploitation of a static defense.

HOI reference? I like it:)
Glad someone picked up on that lol
:D

HT, please tell me how me having your ships move out of my sea lanes can be considered your grand exploitation of a static defense.
The fact that until those last 15 boats left, Paradise City was stricken.

Before that thread, IYRC, I had 3 battlefleets holding pretty much your entire navy at sea in terrible need of repairs while certain members of the GASN hunted them down.

I believe you attempted to side-step by detouring into another friendly national port.

Things became pretty nasty when I openly threatened to sink any ships in the area off your coast, including oil tankers.

Course, at the time, you didn't know I stuffed ATACMs down VLS tubes...

HOI reference? I like it
U liek Hurtful Outcomes Incorporated?

Why do we keep ending up in the same wars?
That because we both know the same people...
Would you support a joint-war against DMG, I would pay many thoughts...

...none of that happened man, what are you talking about?

Seriously...stricken? Nobody really cared until it turned up on the news and people thought they were about to go to war.

You couldn't even come close to my island with the ring of Hah-gah-nah* surrounding it.

*Huge fortifications that circle my country. Built on a chain of islands. The largest gap is only 3 miles. Cost: 20 trillion dollars. Years spent building it- 47 years.

So huge outdated fortifications that draw away the bulk of your manpower from offensive units and they make it pitifully easy to bottle you up and deny you outside access by way of mining? Where do I sign up?

...none of that happened man, what are you talking about?

Seriously...stricken? Nobody really cared until it turned up on the news and people thought they were about to go to war.
What about teh missile strikes we did? Or was that affair retconned? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12092894)
HTS Kursk:
Admirral Paul Vandergrift looked upon the massive fleet, never had so many boats, the pride of the Hurtian Navy, been assembled and led by such a capable crew, he looked upon the new Firebrand, Hiragi, Sniper, and Richards class boat with relief, that finally, PROHT had a navy capable of invading any nation if they so chose. And this operation would prove once and for all to the skeptics, that all Hurtians, whether by land, air or sea, are a force to be reckoned with.

So huge outdated fortifications that draw away the bulk of your manpower from offensive units and they make it pitifully easy to bottle you up and deny you outside access by way of mining? Where do I sign up?

I'm attached to another nation so supplies can easily be transported though I will probably have to pay him a tariff. And the fortifications are mostly automated. Blockading ralkovia doesn't really work since I already get plenty of supplies(food isn't tariffed, neither is raw metals but manufactury goods are) from him. However he doesn't RP on nationstates. Though I have been trying to get another country too.

My defense isn't just the ring, after all someone could very well just missile spam it. And forts aren't the right word for the silos's and defensive structures that are on the islands. Logistically they are a nightmare and in peace they really aren't worth how much they cost but do not underestimate them. The ring and the subsequent islands behind the ring carry a powerful bite that could damage your navy. Also I have plenty of anti-missile spam defenses of my own. And the territorial waters of ralkovia are plenty full of peril for my enemies.

And while the ring and the defenses may not Stop you they will do what the Finnish did to the soviets. Attacking the ring would not only destroy a large majority of your strength but it will also destroy much of your international harmony. Your people will be shocked as reports of weapons so wicked and horrifying escape into the news. I will make sure that your assault on Ralkovia is wrought with so many casualties that when you actually arrive on the mainland you will find that you can no longer

And while the ring and the defenses may not Stop you they will do what the Finnish did to the soviets. Attacking the ring would not only destroy a large majority of your strength but it will also destroy much of your international harmony. Your people will be shocked as reports of weapons so wicked and horrifying escape into the news. I will make sure that your assault on Ralkovia is wrought with so many casualties that when you actually arrive on the mainland you will find that you can no longer even land on the beaches without the rest of your manpower zapped.

While I am aggressive in offense I am brutal in defense. The waters around ralkovia will be red with the blood of hurtful thoughtians. Your proud navy will be severely damaged and lastly your reputation as a military power will be broken down. I will make sure that each nautical mile you take you will lose 100 ships. For every missile you launch you will lose 10000 troops. For every invasion force you send you will lose a chunk of your navy.

And in the end should you find yourself still in strength you will lose even more as you try and take my beaches. And should you be so lucky as to reach my capital you will lose your men.

And then when you reach the inner walls you will be faced with the Devils of Ralkovia. Satans soldiers. The Death Guard. Who will writh like serpents and bite and poison your army like snakes. You might win but when the casualty count comes in you will have to ask "Was it worth it?"

And the answer will be "no," as my allies take advantage of your loss.

And on a lighter note...

What ever happened to spy planes? Serioiusly. Satellites are boring and neigh-impossible to RP. When are they making a new SR-71? I'd RP with the old ones if they weren't completely obsolete with modren SAMs, but redesign them with an extra 6 or 7 Mach and they'd be untouchable.

/off rant

Ralkovia, save the rant for a different time. This is HT you're dealing with, he's not really.......conventional in terms of invasions.

Neither am I. I have really really really been wanting to use my new weapons particularly the "CRUZSCUD"

SCUD missiles. I havn't seen those in years.

And then when you reach the inner walls you will be faced with the Devils of Ralkovia. Satans soldiers. The Death Guard. Who will writh like serpents and bite and poison your army like snakes. You might win but when the casualty count comes in you will have to ask "Was it worth it?"
Hell, yes! Dur...
Though I've nevar really seen your soldiers do anything, I'll just assume yours are more 7331 like a chinaman on CS, while mine are simply moar evil.

Ralkovia, save the rant for a different time. This is HT you're dealing with, he's not really.......conventional in terms of invasions.
Yeah, been wondering, since Ralk is assumedly a capitalist, does that include free exchange of people, ideas, and information/consulting services?

I'm attached to another nation so supplies can easily be transported though I will probably have to pay him a tariff. And the fortifications are mostly automated. Blockading ralkovia doesn't really work since I already get plenty of supplies(food isn't tariffed, neither is raw metals but manufactury goods are) from him. However he doesn't RP on nationstates.
Geography question, are you an island, or are you a penninsula?
If a penninsula, how may I contact your friend and see about getting permission to visit his nation en-masse?
If an island, feel free to explain how this is supposed to work...

with the blood of hurtful thoughtians
Um... what-whatians? You've been around long enough to know betar...

Neither am I. I have really really really been wanting to use my new weapons particularly the "CRUZSCUD"
Er, is this going to directly mimic the Alleanean-Confederate War?

but redesign them with an extra 6 or 7 Mach and they'd be untouchable.No... Not good idea.
I'd like to demostrate, but sadly my fist is too big to fit through fiber-optic cable...

I'm attached to another nation so supplies can easily be transported though I will probably have to pay him a tariff. And the fortifications are mostly automated. Blockading ralkovia doesn't really work since I already get plenty of supplies(food isn't tariffed, neither is raw metals but manufactury goods are) from him. However he doesn't RP on nationstates. Though I have been trying to get another country too.

Which means that you're trying to survive on much fewer resources (sea commerce really does carry majority of goods) and they're on easily interdicted passageways (mainly raillines for volume).


My defense isn't just the ring, after all someone could very well just missile spam it. And forts aren't the right word for the silos's and defensive structures that are on the islands. Logistically they are a nightmare and in peace they really aren't worth how much they cost but do not underestimate them. The ring and the subsequent islands behind the ring carry a powerful bite that could damage your navy. Also I have plenty of anti-missile spam defenses of my own. And the territorial waters of ralkovia are plenty full of peril for my enemies.

Well, good thing I don't missile spam. What I would do is concentrate and overwhelm locally. Your defenses really won't stand up to that, 140 surged carriers is not fun. And, of course, I don't have to blow up anything really. Merely conduct SEAD for a single extensive mission while strike aircraft drop mines in your gaps.


And while the ring and the defenses may not Stop you they will do what the Finnish did to the soviets. Attacking the ring would not only destroy a large majority of your strength but it will also destroy much of your international harmony. Your people will be shocked as reports of weapons so wicked and horrifying escape into the news. I will make sure that your assault on Ralkovia is wrought with so many casualties that when you actually arrive on the mainland you will find that you can no longer

Oh dear. I'm going to be oh-so-scared of them scary SAMs trying to knock down stealth bombers while stand-off weapons eliminate your IADS prior to bypassing whatever I please.


While I am aggressive in offense I am brutal in defense. The waters around ralkovia will be red with the blood of hurtful thoughtians. Your proud navy will be severely damaged and lastly your reputation as a military power will be broken down. I will make sure that each nautical mile you take you will lose 100 ships. For every missile you launch you will lose 10000 troops. For every invasion force you send you will lose a chunk of your navy.

Oh no, I'm going to be defeated by purple prose!! Oh wait, never mind, I'll simply use sensible strategies and tactics, like demolish your entire naval infrastructure from distances where you can't strike back.


And in the end should you find yourself still in strength you will lose even more as you try and take my beaches. And should you be so lucky as to reach my capital you will lose your men.

And then when you reach the inner walls you will be faced with the Devils of Ralkovia. Satans soldiers. The Death Guard. Who will writh like serpents and bite and poison your army like snakes. You might win but when the casualty count comes in you will have to ask "Was it worth it?"

And the answer will be "no," as my allies take advantage of your loss.

Right, because obviously your soldiers are far more badass than mine, because you have purple prose!

On that thought; Blackhelm, what exactly am I looking at for naval and air defenses for an invasion? IE, how many airbases, air force inventory, what's at sea, what's sea wall status (assuredly not anywhere near finished), and how many naval bases?

On that thought; Blackhelm, what exactly am I looking at for naval and air defenses for an invasion? IE, how many airbases, air force inventory, what's at sea, what's sea wall status (assuredly not anywhere near finished), and how many naval bases?

I'm thinking/hoping he demolished the wall after I made a mockery of it.
Allanea pretty much sunk his entire navy for all intents and purposes.

His airbases didn't seem too badly hit with his Allanean scuffle, though a number of his bombers were intercepted, and his supply of his mainstay AShMs is depleted in full (leaving him with either failscuds* or nooks).

That said, I believe he is now an occupation-state of Allanea.

No... Not good idea.
I'd like to demostrate, but sadly my fist is too big to fit through fiber-optic cable...

I'm not even sure what image I should get from that. God I hope it wasn't supposed to be some sort of rape euphemism.

And furthermore, get your own thread. Oh wait, I forgot all the alliance threads you two used to participate in couldn't stay afloat past a year. In that case, just keep it down.

I'm not even sure what image I should get from that. God I hope it wasn't supposed to be some sort of rape euphemism.

And furthermore, get your own thread. Oh wait, I forgot all the alliance threads you two used to participate in couldn't stay afloat past a year. In that case, just keep it down.
Getting a plane to have improved survivability or even a hint of stealth by shouting "green go fast" while zipping in the stratosphere @ mach 6 is about as feasable as my fist traveling through the interwebs. On the other hand, the airfame would be as durable as a godrod, so shooting it down would be kinda fun /w/ 1980's tech.

As for the second bit, still member of CA according to your offsite, double-check the member-list, I'm still in there, I can still log-in, it still recognizes my password/username(s).
So the fact that you claim the CA is still afloat disproves your own statement, you are contradicting yourself. Albeit by a minor technicality.

Anyways, when the war's gonna happen, it'll get its own thread. Trying to conduct a war RP on an alliance message-board would be kinda retarded of us.
I believe this string of yarn came from questions regarding the validity of my hostilty towards 101st. To which I believe I've answered, in addition to taking note of Ralk's saber-rattling.

You seriously fail in understanding Rosdivian, RING followed by hundreds of thousands of ISLANDS followed by OCEAN followed by Ralkovia. I've already extensively mined my waters. After all I am the largest manufacture of mines. And you assume I don't have mine hunters. To assault Ralkovia especially after me belonging to a much larger nation.....isn't a good idea.

You assume my death guard aren't good. They are very good and very very very scary.

Hurtful I will have to ask him. However he hasn't been on for almost a week...Can't it be minigun rattling.

As for the second bit, still member of CA according to your offsite, double-check the member-list, I'm still in there, I can still log-in, it still recognizes my password/username(s).
So the fact that you claim the CA is still afloat disproves your own statement, you are contradicting yourself. Albeit by a minor technicality.

Touché. *bows*

You assume my death guard aren't good. They are very good and very very very scary.
Yes, because piling chairs infront of a door when the enemy has already breached two with high explosives is the epitome of skill.

...his supply of his mainstay AShMs is depleted in full (leaving him with either failscuds* or nooks)...

He did buy the design (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=545629&page=8)for my CM-39 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=578707) subsonic low-observable cruise missile. How effective it will be remains to be seen.

And on a lighter note...

What ever happened to spy planes? Serioiusly. Satellites are boring and neigh-impossible to RP. When are they making a new SR-71? I'd RP with the old ones if they weren't completely obsolete with modren SAMs, but redesign them with an extra 6 or 7 Mach and they'd be untouchable.

/off rant
You could design a low orbit manned plane maybe? Could be cool

Which means that you're trying to survive on much fewer resources (sea commerce really does carry majority of goods) and they're on easily interdicted passageways (mainly raillines for volume).



Well, good thing I don't missile spam. What I would do is concentrate and overwhelm locally. Your defenses really won't stand up to that, 140 surged carriers is not fun. And, of course, I don't have to blow up anything really. Merely conduct SEAD for a single extensive mission while strike aircraft drop mines in your gaps.



Oh dear. I'm going to be oh-so-scared of them scary SAMs trying to knock down stealth bombers while stand-off weapons eliminate your IADS prior to bypassing whatever I please.



Oh no, I'm going to be defeated by purple prose!! Oh wait, never mind, I'll simply use sensible strategies and tactics, like demolish your entire naval infrastructure from distances where you can't strike back.



Right, because obviously your soldiers are far more badass than mine, because you have purple prose!
Well I'd definatly back him . . . and the two of us combined have a larger mill budget than you sooooo . . . . (then theres Tocrowika . .. might be an issue)

Yes, because piling chairs infront of a door when the enemy has already breached two with high explosives is the epitome of skill.

Depends on what the chairs are made out of. And lets not have this argument again yes?

Time to reach the door while providing covering fire in full armor: Five seconds
Time to apply breaching charges: Ten seconds
Time to detonate breaching charges: .5 seconds
Watching the door and the abortive barricade disintegrate in a shower of shrapnel onto the still piling Death Guard: Priceless.

Time to reach the door while providing covering fire in full armor: Five seconds
Time to apply breaching charges: Ten seconds
Time to detonate breaching charges: .5 seconds
Watching the door and the abortive barricade disintegrate in a shower of shrapnel onto the still piling Death Guard: Priceless.

only to be met by THIS (http://c2u.pl/_img/editor/tank_chair.jpg)! Your breeching Charges are like nothing against the sheer might of the Tank Chair

Well I'd definatly back him . . . and the two of us combined have a larger mill budget than you sooooo . . . . (then theres Tocrowika . .. might be an issue)

First of all, I wouldn't exactly be worried about the size of your military budget. Rosdivan can run circles around you when it comes to knowledge of military equipment and tactics, as well as when it comes to RP in general.

Now, on to the matter at hand, Ralkovia. Ignoring the fact that this "person" who "does not RP on NS" could very likely be a puppet, it is still extremely unlikely to believe that two nations could be entirely self sufficient, especially island nations, which generally develop as hubs of international commerce for a reason.

The "ring" of islands surrounding your nation, which I'll grant the benefits of handwavium for now, is hardly a good defence. Using common HUMINT and GEOINT techniques, as well as SIGINT for that matter, Rosdivan would be able to systematically locate any defences on a given sector of your "ring" before his ships even come in range. Following this, his ships and aircraft have all the data necessary to blow a gaping hole in your defences at the one enterance, rendering the rest of the ring useless, despite the fact that it is still functional. If Rosdivan followed normal procedure, which knowing him, he would, he would likely penetrate the ring with a maximum of 5% casualties to his fleet.

On a side note, I was not aware that Hurtful Thoughts was a military power, lol.

Even if you have mined your own waters, you assume that Rosdivan cant sweep the waters for the mines, or destroy you from a distance that the mines dont reach. Consider the fact that a typical carrier plane's combat radius is many times that of the extent of a nations territorial waters, and then you will realize that Rosdivan can destroy your nations beach defences without ever even coming close to the mines.

No matter how well you claim the "Death Guard" is trained, and how brutal they are, eventually, how good they truely are boils down to the RPer. If Rosdivan's army tactics blow yours away, It should be expected that a typical company of his army would be able to take on a company of the death guard.

You seriously fail in understanding Rosdivian, RING followed by hundreds of thousands of ISLANDS followed by OCEAN followed by Ralkovia. I've already extensively mined my waters.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m44/rosdivan/motivator8724560.jpg

So what you want me to believe is that you have, in your own words, hundreds of thousands of isolated outposts thousands of miles away from their main base of support. And you proclaim this as a good thing. That is foolishness. Each of those small bases is going to be easily overwhelmed, not capable of mutual support, and the vast majority of which will be bypassed as completely irrelevant. I could, for instance, clear a one hundred mile swath, planting bases of my own on the cleared islands, and then simply ignore the rest. An ocean you say? What a pity my chief naval strike bomber has a combat radius in excess of two thousand nautical miles.

As for your little ring and why its patently absurd, let's say its set out a thousand nautical miles from your nation. That means that the circumference of the ring is 6,280 nautical miles and you require over three hundred bases assuming a distance of twenty nautical miles between them. But of course, there's an ocean and all that jazz. So let's call it four thousand nautical miles, just to present a challenge and make sure my ships actually have to cross it. Oops, now we're at 25,130 nautical miles, and since you said the largest gap is 3 miles, some eight thousand outposts.

Back to your hundreds of thousands of islands. You're a two billion citizen nation. By the commonly accepted five percent rule, you've a maximum of 100,000,000 servicemen available. If each and every one was devoted to garrisoning those isles, a mere hundred thousand of them, you end with a thousand men and women per isle. So, what, a SAM battery, AShM battery, and a reinforced infantry company? Sounds right fearful there.


After all I am the largest manufacture of mines.

According to whom? Given that I'm far larger than yours and adore mine warfare and your NS economic rating isn't exactly that good, I rather expect otherwise.


And you assume I don't have mine hunters.

Not after one of my naval campaigns is done, no. I'd be sinking them of course.


To assault Ralkovia especially after me belonging to a much larger nation.....isn't a good idea.

That statement quite honestly makes no sense at all.


You assume my death guard aren't good. They are very good and very very very scary.

No, you've merely described them as "very good and very scary." I've absolutely no reason to believe that they are anythinig of the sort, nor do I have any reason to RP them as somehow better than my own soldiers.


Well I'd definatly back him . . . and the two of us combined have a larger mill budget than you sooooo . . . . (then theres Tocrowika . .. might be an issue)

Alright, so let me get this straight: You believe that a combined population of 4.4 billion, half of which lives in an economic shithole, is going to be superior to an economically quite powerful nation of 6.3 billion? Have to take off your socks to get above 10, don't you?

Alright, so let me get this straight: You believe that a combined population of 4.4 billion, half of which lives in an economic shithole, is going to be superior to an economically quite powerful nation of 6.3 billion? Have to take off your socks to get above 10, don't you?

Alright alright u may have a point lol I'd enjoy it though :D. (and I'm a bio-medical univ student in second year . . .. so yah tens about my limit :)). what about Tocrowikia? Ralk is a protectorate of hers.

Edit: on top of not being able to count apparently I can't spell either. Ralkovia is a protectorate of Tocrowkia not Tocrowikia

First of all, I wouldn't exactly be worried about the size of your military budget. Rosdivan can run circles around you when it comes to knowledge of military equipment and tactics, as well as when it comes to RP in general.

Maybe. then again maybe not I honestly wouldn't know. On a side not, have we ever Rp'd together Kampfers?

(Well when push comes to shove, I can still take more of your men down then you'd care to have taken. And I have said multiple times that the silos are unmanned, most of that chain is unmanned.

You may be able to punch through certain points but the waters are extremely shallow around most of the points on the island, so you're not going to fit anything larger than a tank.(which may or may not be what you're planning. :rolleyes: )

However Ralkovia can mobilize more of its man power at the risk of economic peril. Plus I can higher plenty of mercenaries. I'm open to being attacked and yes if someone can RP some cool attack and somehow break through and land troops on Ralkovia. I'll go along with it. After all I'm not as much of a noob as I was when I began.

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The join date right over


<----------- that a-ways is for the forums only.

(Well when push comes to shove, I can still take more of your men down then you'd care to have taken.

I find it impressive that you're so convinced of that when you have no knowledge of my strategic aims nor of how many casualties I'd be willing to take.


And I have said multiple times that the silos are unmanned, most of that chain is unmanned.

So all of it is broken then due to lack of maintenance and you're facing nifty time lag controlling it, unable to repair any equipment damaged by war, and the vast majority of it is hopelessly obsolete since it was a five decade construction process?


You may be able to punch through certain points but the waters are extremely shallow around most of the points on the island, so you're not going to fit anything larger than a tank.(which may or may not be what you're planning. :rolleyes: )

Mind rephrasing that in a manner that actually makes some sense?


However Ralkovia can mobilize more of its man power at the risk of economic peril. Plus I can higher plenty of mercenaries.

And I can Harpoon the transports they come on. Mercenaries are rather overrated, especially when people think that they'd somehow be willing to die en masse for them.


I'm open to being attacked and yes if someone can RP some cool attack and somehow break through and land troops on Ralkovia. I'll go along with it. After all I'm not as much of a noob as I was when I began.

Which is a very scary thing as you're approaching Hataria levels with your terrain wankery and general bravado.

(Oi.......MA TERRITORY HAS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT. I have not changed it. I'm not afraid of losing my country because as always it just opens new doors to RP.

I can take casualties and you can take casualties. Thats called W-A-R. If I take more than so be it. If I end up being completely destroyed then I can go into isolation for a bit. That would still be an interesting storyline.

Take it how it is. I gave you leeway in finding my weaknesses. If I just came out and said LOL I HAVE NUCLEAR AWESOME FORTS HAHAHA. Then that would be stupid. However if I made a chain of forts, silo's etc and you said wouldn't those be out of date in an actual rp then you could have taken advantage of it...but now...

The water is shallow in most places hence there would be weaker defenses. The islands are really close together meaning that instead of just random islands in the ocean the water level is lower which means certain points in the ring of islands are not breachable by ship. In some cases water levels are barely 6 ft. You wouldn't be able to bring anything bigger than a tank or amphibious vehicle across. And then I said "which may or may not be your plan"

Go ahead. Harpoon them as you like. Maybe instead of cross examining my defenses weaknesses you should maybe UM keep it to yourself and take advantage later.

I am brave and my terrain has been the same forever. (except in advanced PMT when aliens give me the ability of terra-forming)

Now now gentlemen...let's not argue.

Now now gentlemen...let's not argue.
Your wrong! Argue away! sorry bad joke . . ..

What's the range on a Khan?

And yes, that was a bad joke.

I am brave and my terrain has been the same forever. (except in advanced PMT when aliens give me the ability of terra-forming)
I'll terra-form you... One B-52 at a time...

(That really really really makes no sense. How is that 101st betraying you?)
Where did I ever mention betrayal?
My goal is merely to prevent anyone from joining the CA by use of shock and awe.
A similar strategy to the cold war era "containment of communism" which led to such popular romps as Afghanistan, Iran-Contra, Vietnam, Cuba, and Korea.

What the hell am I smoking?!

I swear I read somewhere that you said "I'm going to get you for betraying me"
Seriously I don't know what the hell happened. Let me look in the previous pages.

What's the range on a Khan?

And yes, that was a bad joke.

But you were going to reply! . . . .ok .. . m srry . . .

What's the range on a Khan?

And yes, that was a bad joke.

IRC, 7000km.

(Man I need someone who is in NSdraftroom to critique my idea's in private. Except no one is nice enough to do it. And nice as in not the "STFU go away that idea sucks," type

[OOC:Thanks for ruining my fun AND getting my name wrong, months after I have told people what my name is. I have a signature, you know. Also, how about letting 101st fight his own battles? I am only a little bigger than him. It'd be a good way for him to gain experience. But you guys coming in and stopping that is gonna be bad for him in the long run. No IC response yet.]

Were you refering to the typo or is your nation name not actually Aissur? I havn't been posting in months if you need an excuse for that..

Also, I intentionally made the fleet I'm sending smaller than yours, before even taking in account the other person helping you. AND after that I was only sending a negligible number of men to assist 101st. I've got 8 million trickling in from now to when this finishes and you've got 19 mill. landing right off the bat. AND I wasn't trying to 'ruin your fun' I was really aiming for a legitimate RP.


EDIT: If you really don't want me here I'll delete these posts and leave. Just say the word, I understand that we are in different leagues. Plus, he is only a prospective member...

[I don't go by Soviet Aissur anymore, just Aissur. Actually I am alright with the help. I was just worried that the whole CA alliance would feel like jumping in. Since I haven't been on II much I have fallen out with most of my non treaty allies. So if I was invaded I wouldn't have much in the form of help.]

OOC: No, I wasn't planning on the whole CA jumping in. That last line is more of an empty threat for IC purposes.

And to be fair, I'll probably scale that force back and leave some ships out of combat depending on what 101st brings to the table. If he ever posts...

But it is really just me. And you don't have to worry about a counter-invasion.
Unless you win and he joins. In that case: yes. Yes we will have to invade you :)

Warning to Aissur,

Halt your attack upon the 101st Paratroopers. Failure to do so will be met with overwhlming force of Griffincrest Security Forces arriving in your nation.

Signed,

Claudius Griffincrest

And now I look like and ass.

LOL, the irony is hilarious

so BC when you going to up date the first post so we know who still in and who just join CA

And now I look like an ass.

ummmmm

ummmmm

oh shush

What the hell am I smoking?!

I swear I read somewhere that you said "I'm going to get you for betraying me"
Seriously I don't know what the hell happened. Let me look in the previous pages.
New Ausha has betrayed us.
Haha, that was BC when he declared war on New Ausha...
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Go ahead. Harpoon them as you like. Maybe instead of cross examining my defenses weaknesses you should maybe UM keep it to yourself and take advantage later.
Yeah, that brings me back to my earlier round of seemingly pointless questions regarding the free exchange of people and information within your borders.

I'd like to know if it's feasable and whether you'd be okay with that sort of thing going on in a war RP.

I remember Maldorians went into shock/mental breakdown when I tried it with him...
And I'd like to give/get moar detail than the times I did it to Griffy.

oh shush

lol sorry :D

The water is shallow in most places hence there would be weaker defenses. The islands are really close together meaning that instead of just random islands in the ocean the water level is lower which means certain points in the ring of islands are not breachable by ship. In some cases water levels are barely 6 ft. You wouldn't be able to bring anything bigger than a tank or amphibious vehicle across. And then I said "which may or may not be your plan"


Um, how exactly do you do maritime trade or sortie your navy?

Well, that and its not exactly hard to make a channel between the two islands if you have the right tools...

( I'm fascist/monarchist. Griffincrest is one of the few companies that are not nationalized.[however nationalization is ending and I'm freeing companies]

Free exchange of people not so much as I rp the vile balkov(not a real nation), who have on several occasions used terrorist attacks on me.

My borders are tighter than a homophobes pucker at a gay bar.

I'm like china except without the bans on porn...when your pushed around all day by a government porn tends to be rather relaxing.

Um, how exactly do you do maritime trade or sortie your navy?

Well, that and its not exactly hard to make a channel between the two islands if you have the right tools...

(Exactly but go ahead and try....really go ahead and I'll rp what happens. How I think of the ring is mostly as a giant wall on the outside of ralkovia. Then you have a large field[islands and ocean] followed by the city[Ralkovia]

In that field are plenty of tar pits[land and naval mines], bears[anti-naval artillery], and other predators[other nasty things]

Then you have ralkovia.

Needless to say yachting isn't very big in ralkovia

Ralk, only China is like China. You're not good enough to be like China.

BC, stay out of the war. It's a duel between Aissur and 101st Paratroopers; I will give verbal support but will do nothing unless a country that is not either Aissur or 101st Paratroopers intervenes.

Cut the spam, guys.

Yes, HT, please don't remind me... xd

Ralk, only China is like China. You're not good enough to be like China.

BC, stay out of the war. It's a duel between Aissur and 101st Paratroopers; I will give verbal support but will do nothing unless a country that is not either Aissur or 101st Paratroopers intervenes.

That has promise. Aissur and 101st duking it out while you try to hold off me and maybe a little of BC untill your ally can complete the invasion.

To tell you the truth, if I had any knowledge of 101st being in CA, I would never have thought of invading him. He doesn't have any info about his country, and no info about being a member of the CA in his signature. I would rather not fight CA.

Hey BC do as you please, but remember that you have my support... ;D

To tell you the truth, if I had any knowledge of 101st being in CA, I would never have thought of invading him. He doesn't have any info about his country, and no info about being a member of the CA in his signature. I would rather not fight CA.
Wait, what?!
But, I was chargin mah lazorz....
Dun't make me swallow it with anti-lulz...

Of course, if blackhelm does decide to invade. It would be fun. I have never been invaded.

Also, BC, ever planning on updating the OP? xxP

Of course, if blackhelm does decide to invade. It would be fun. I have never been invaded.

Me neither! and every time I try to make someone do it they tell that provoking them is not a good Idea cause there bigger than me . . .which is kinda the point cause getting invaded by someone smaller than u is . .. . kinda sad.

Activity!!!

Me neither! and every time I try to make someone do it they tell that provoking them is not a good Idea cause there bigger than me . . .which is kinda the point cause getting invaded by someone smaller than u is . .. . kinda sad.
Race to see who'll invade the other first?
Me invading you or you invading me?
Sounds kinda kinky though...

Notes you has spies (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14486729&postcount=11)I'd be interested

Student
Name: Robert "Ghost" Hathcock
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 160
Nationality: ASD'ian
Physical Description: Tall and lithe has a tendency to blend into the background.
Biography: Ghost is one of Woad Raiders, The ASD Elite special Operations Command. He is one of the five top snipers in the ASD and is credited with 47 confirmed Combat kills. He has participated in three Incredibly classified operations involving asymmetrical warfare deep in hostile or even neutral territory. He has been a member of the ASD special forces branch for nearly 10 years and as such has extensive Close combat (armed and Unarmed), Sniper, Firearms and reflex shooting Training and experience.
Special Skills: Incredible vision and uncanny natural ability with his favored Rifle, the Dakota Longbow Rifle. He is qualified "Expert" with all of the weapons available to the ASD Armed Forces except for the Dakota Longbow and the Para -ordinance LDA. Both of which rank him "Master Marksman" and with both of which he is an expert instructor and one of the best in the ASD. He has experience in both urban and wilderness combat but has been sent as a rep. of the ASD both to learn what he can and to figure out what sort of capabilities the kenavt military posses.
Student
Name: Lewis "The Raider" Hawk
Sex: Male
Age: 19
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 170 pounds
Nationality: ASD'ian (state of Canada)
Physical Description: Tall (clearly) brown hair and blue eyed he has a slimmer build than his compatriot
Biography: A new recruit of the Woad Raiders. He was originally a medic, picked up by Ghost himself when a particular ASD'ian Op went badly. Hawk helped to extricate both himself and Ghost from a rather . . .sticky situation. At the time he was a medic but during the running battle that ensued he proved himself rather adept with certain types of firearms including the Sniper Rifle but more so with DMRs. When Ghost got assigned to this project he asked for Raider to join him mostly to give Raider some more training but also because he trusts him implicitly. Where Ghost is serious and tends to fade into the background, Raider is a little more outgoing and, while he's not the life of the party, he's more than capable of having a good time and tends to make friends naturally.

Special Skills: Excellent Reflexes, "snipers eyes" (the ability to pick out odd objects from a background), Reflex shooting. Excellent Knife fighter specializing in Kali and Fairbairn Style fighting. He almost always carries two "baby Fairbairn" knives as well as a full sized Fairbairn knife. He also carries A Bowie knife and a Ka-Bar at most times. He is capable of using them all extremely well and, during that one bloody night got three confirmed kills and two suspected with the Fairbairn. A Muay Thai practitioner.
Welcome to cheer from the sidelines...

I need an outsiders help.

If you type "~Got Oil?~" three times while turning your computer monitor off and on (and then post it of course--for proof) Blackhelm will appear!

I need an outsiders help.

If you type "~Got Oil?~" three times while turning your computer monitor off and on (and then post it of course--for proof) Blackhelm will appear!

Hahahahahaha:tongue:

Sorry about the absence guys, I miss anything?

No, not so much. Just some miniscule conflicts, some with vague references to the CA. Quite ho-hum if I don't say so myself.

Actually, some little nation is about to spit in the face of the CA and turn down an offer from DT for support in their current 'being invaded' state.

I won't pretend the offer was free of strings, but thats our nature so no foul.

That little nation values it allies over your stuid enslavment contract, not to mention we are part of an alliance that dosnt agree with yours.

Your only 2-4 days old and your already insulting the CA? Well, I hope we can forgive the newbie.

I just executed the DTs Courrier and I am a member of the confederacy, is that forgivable?

That little nation values it allies over your stuid enslavment contract, not to mention we are part of an alliance that dosnt agree with yours.

Isn't everybody?

And Second: What's the confederacy? Is it Allanea's CSS thing?


AND: you never even read the contract ICly

AHA! It is. Just found the thread. Furthermore you're not listed as a member... not that it would've stopped us in any event.

Yeah thats it the CSS, and I ony recently applied and was acpeted

On this line I am interested in getting involved in the conflict in question. Would that be ok with you guys?

I also just realized how small Wolfy is... :P

Well have to see how his current invasion pans out.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=583899

Oh wow, hey DT.

Been awhile. Nice siggy btw

I would be interested in joining the alliance. My Nation is pretty small, but I suppose it will get better over time.

I would be interested in joining the alliance. My Nation is pretty small, but I suppose it will get better over time.

Haha, might be a little late for that I think. I don't know if BC even comes to check on this anymore.

Send him a telegram with the link here you might get a quick response then.

Haha, might be a little late for that I think. I don't know if BC even comes to check on this anymore.

Send him a telegram with the link here you might get a quick response then.

BC dose when around

I would be interested in joining the alliance. My Nation is pretty small, but I suppose it will get better over time.

Always love to see a fresh face around here! Your in.

So, what kinda equipment are your boys wheeling and dealing with? We can provide you with weaponry and training if necessary.

[QUOTE=Blackhelm Confederacy;14527632]So, what kinda equipment are your boys wheeling and dealing with? QUOTE]



What do you mean?

[QUOTE=Blackhelm Confederacy;14527632]So, what kinda equipment are your boys wheeling and dealing with? QUOTE]



What do you mean?

What is your standard rifle, tank, APC, fighter, bomber, etc.

Well, I don't have any of my own design yet, but for now I'm using weapons purchased from other countries.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508486

Check out the CA store and pick out some stuff.

Well, I already have some stuff, but I like some of your weapons. I just put in a request for 150 kevlar vests

Your only 2-4 days old and your already insulting the CA? Well, I hope we can forgive the newbie.
Forgive? I'd like to shake his hand...

I would be interested in joining the alliance. My Nation is pretty small, but I suppose it will get better over time. Well, I already have some stuff, but I like some of your weapons. I just put in a request for 150 kevlar vests
*Hurtful Thoughts waves-out 'Hello [stop] And welcome [pause] to the [pause] enrichment [pause] center' in morse code to Kraveska*

Which would look someting like this:
Port Port Port Port Center Port Center Port Starboard Port Port Center Port Starboard Port Port Center Starboard Starboard Starboard Center Center Center Port Starboard Center Starboard Port Center Starboard Port Port Center Center Center Port Starboard Starboard Center Port Center Port Starboard Port Port Center Starboard Port Starboard Port Center Starboard Starboard Starboard Center Starboard Starboard Center Port Center Center Center Starboard Center Starboard Starboard Starboard Center Center Center Starboard Center Port Port Port Port Center Port Center Center Center Port Center Port Starboard Center Port Starboard Port Center Port Port Center Starboard Port Starboard Port Center Port Port Port Port Center Starboard Starboard Center Port Center Starboard Port Center Starboard Center Center Center Center Starboard Port Starboard Port Center Port Center Starboard Port Center Starboard Center Port Center Port Starboard Port
Aside from 'center', when ran through a reader, it will sound like morse, that's because it is.
For a challenge, have someone wag their thumb in the indicated direction as fast as possable through the list [while reading 'center']. Start over each time they mess up.

'Advance yo'r pike.

It gets more fun when I replace the three characters (Port, starboard, or center) with two (0's and 1's) to indicate various dots, dashes, and pauses. Spaces between 'words' and 'letters' retained for sanity.
1010101 000 1 000 101010101 000 101110101 000 11101110111 000 000 10111 000 11101 000 1110101 000 000 101110111 000 1 000 101110101 000 11101011101 000 11101110111 000 1110111 000 1 000 000 111 000 11101110111 000 000 111 000 1010101 000 1 000 000 1 000 10111 000 1011101 000 101 000 11101011101 000 1010101 000 111 111 000 1 000 11101 000 111 000 000 000 000 11101011101 000 1 000 11101 000 111 000 1 000 1011101

Oh, and Beiraq left...

Always love to see a fresh face around here! Your in.

So, what kinda equipment are your boys wheeling and dealing with? We can provide you with weaponry and training if necessary.

Damn that was fast... I should bite my tongue...

i did tell you so :P

Was just checking out the members list; since when was New Manth a member? I recall the last war we were in before Allanea (the one over Shofercia) he invaded me and scanning the last 5 pages in our thread since then I've seen nothing to the contrary.

I'm not a member...

I recall pointing that out myself on at least one prior occasion.

Although yes perhaps the attack on Deserted Territories should also be a clue.

So, what kind of things do we do in this alliance?

If you see someone posting about finding oil in their country, start the invasion.

I'm not a member...

I recall pointing that out myself on at least one prior occasion.

Although yes perhaps the attack on Deserted Territories should also be a clue.

BC been asked number of times, when they up dating the first post

I'm not on the member list. *sad*

If you see someone posting about finding oil in their country, start the invasion.
Missed one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=584621)
I'm not on the member list. *sad*
Be glad, I use that list to pick my next target.

Hhhmmmm, this alliance doesn't seem too popular...

Hhhmmmm, this alliance doesn't seem too popular...

It does not have the best of reputations.

I would like to temporarily withdraw my membership. I may rejoin, but I'd like to stay neutral while I make up my mind.

I would like to temporarily withdraw my membership. I may rejoin, but I'd like to stay neutral while I make up my mind.
Victory, it tastes like chicken.

In the meantime, I shall mention that I recognize the sovereignty of Kraveska.

Yeah (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11621207&postcount=65), about (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11683138&postcount=112) that... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11768831&postcount=144)
Best to know your bedfellows (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497485)
My take at death on these forums (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12001494&postcount=214), life goes on.

I thought victory would taste more like alum, passionate and wild.

I thought victory would taste more like alum, passionate and wild.
No, that's Canadian Justice you're thinking about...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=584621

I'm gonna go ahead and assume this is a direct response to my post before to the ex-new member.

Furthermore, I'm going to thank you for checking our thread so often. Your continued support of the Corporate Alliance is much appreciated.

This message brought to you by the International Corporation for Public Posting and by subscribers like you. Thank you.

Also, @ any CA members: do we do natural gas or strictly oil? I can't think of any time we went after a different renewable resource nor can I think of a good reason not to.

Then again, we could could just invade them to stop the flow of gas, it is a direct competitor after all.


@ all you enemies of ours: feel free to dig through the forums to find and warn whoever I might be refering to as you usually do.
EDIT: nevermind, someone already has, just a few more clicks down the page: link (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=14542271). We have such a reputation, its like everyone is a member. They even asked the same question as I just did!



EDIT 2: Face Time! linky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=584736)

Yea, we can go for any resource out there, I've gone after rubber before.

I would like to temporarily withdraw my membership. I may rejoin, but I'd like to stay neutral while I make up my mind.

Oh yea, I almost forgot...no.

Oh yea, I almost forgot...no.

OOC: I think I remember when Greston did the same thing, and got the same answer.

Well, Blackhelm, the way I see it, you neglected to list my nation in the list of members on the first page, so I was never a member in the first place :-).

Griffincrest Oil Incorporated has been undergoing a series of conflicts which it attempted to gain oil and land, and was defeated in an area known as the Four Corners by a group of nations forming the GASN. In response to this, I hope to make an alliance of nations with a slightly more sinister tint. Hopefully, we can create a cold waresque scenario, with GASN vs. CA fighting numerous times. So come on folks, sign up.

The Corporate Alliance (CA) is an alliance meant to restore balance to the world order. Previously the GASN was the only major alliance existing outside the UN and thus nations left out of the GASN could only watch as their ambitions were stymied. The CA intends to change this, by providing another option for nations that want to join an alliance. If your nation has been constricted by the GASN, or if you want the protection of a major alliance, you should join the CA to help counter the intentions of the GASN.

CA Charter

The CA was created by the Griffencrest Corporation as an alliance to counter the scheming of the GASN.

1st Chapter:

1) All members must render assistance to any member that has been attacked or invaded by a nation not in the CA.
2) All members must be required to assist other members in any offensive that they require help.
3) Every single member must be prepared to commit forces around the world to counter the GASN.
4) Any two members may not declare war on each other, if this happens it will result in temporary expulsion from the CA, until the conflict is resolved.
5) A security council will be created to decide how and where to counter the GASN.
6) Must be willing to use chemical and biological weaponry. Nuclear weapons will only be used when necessary.

2nd Chapter:

1) All members shall open trade with all other members, free of tariffs.
2) Members are expected to respect the laws other members have regarding trade.

Requirements for Membership:

A. The willingness to send forces around the globe to combat the GASN.
B. A military force large and powerful enough to fight in large-scale wars.
C. Must not already be in the GASN, obviously, and must be willing to combat GASN nations.

Security Council

The Security Council will be voted on every month, and will decide whether or not to directly assault GASN assests and things like that.

Closing Statement:

The CA has been made as a balance against the GASN, so that the rights of nations outside the GASN shall be upheld.

Sincerely
Claudius Griffincrest, CEO, Griffincrest Oil Inc.

Nations so far
Griffincrest Corporation, Blackhelm Confederacy
Toopoxican Organisation, Toopoxia
No Taxes
Beiraq
Spartanox
Royal Code
Aspen Investment Group, Siap
The Kraven Corporation
Sochatopian Manufacturing Corporation, Sochatopia
Helexeo
Zachyd
ArmsDiscounters Inc., Bonstock
RFF
Deserted Territories
The Rastoran Syndicate
31337 Soup
Maldorians
Republic of the Red Isles (Leafanistan)
Achmara
Blainesville
Rulan Industries Ltd., Ansuria
The Illyanic Commonwealth
8th Street Kings, Portland
Osteia
Snix is Truth
United Ed States
Emperor Nero
Skgorria
Atopiana
United Somalia
The Shin Ra Corporation
Foxton-Sunbury
Taleloron
Kasara
Soiyoden
Iragia
Honako
The Horned Rat
Soulforge Cathedral
Buddha C
Calizorinstan
Deurem
Mixoldian
New Manth
Greal Look Incorporated
Urcea
Kappelia
Neucom Inc.

At anytime that the Trade Unions Chairman deems necessary he may invoke the right of Contemplanys Hermi effectively sealing it from any interaction at all with any Non-Trade Union Members and sealing it as well politically, commercially and militarily. In addition to isolation all TU members must immediately withdraw from the UN, cease trade, interaction, even talk, with other nations outside of the Trade Union. Also the TU effectively becomes temporarily not part of the CA and must withdrawal temporarily from any positions it has in running the CA such as the Councils etc.

OOC: Nice stuff on the charter No Taxes
And on the forum Toops http://s14.invisionfree.com/Corporate_Alliance/

New Ausha has betrayed us.

Claudius Griffincrest is still in charge of the Griffincrest Corporation. He faked his death until further notice. All allies, lets say you got a phone call and you know the death was a fake.

Primary Arms Supplier - 7% discount - http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=489651




Scroll down to the list. You can see for yourself that my nation isn't on there.

nobody is on the list....list is irrelevant. I will make you fell like Hungary in '56 lest you rethink your decision.

Wow. That's pathetic. You're that desperate for members?

I'm sorry, but I don't want to join an alliance that could get me in trouble with larger nations.

nobody is on the list....list is irrelevant. I will make you fell like Hungary in '56 lest you rethink your decision.
Declaration of war upon a nation whose soveriegnty I recognize?
You sure that's a terrific idea?

Yeah, sure, my entire tactical air-force of homeland security now consists of fewer than 4 jet fighters, but I'll still take you down... (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5524)

As for Kraveska, you may want to see how the CA 'handled' (http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/MeatAxe19.jpg) Greston, Undershi, and New Ausha.
It sucks like Griffencrest's old man tits to shat on this sort of idealogical fenceline.

@ Kraveska: A) please, attend the Q&A session and lets see if we can't change your mind.
B) Follow HT's second link. ;)

Oh, and you can't get in trouble with other nations by being a part of the CA. You ARE in trouble with other nations for being in the CA.



The natural gas turned out to be a sheep/camel pasture. ? II these days....

Undershi? No no no, Undershi received an honorable discharge, no invasion.

nobody is on the list....list is irrelevant. I will make you fell like Hungary in '56 lest you rethink your decision.

And if he wants it, my military is more than willing to defend his independence.

ANGHELE M.O.D CERTIFIED DEFENSE CONTRACTOR

ISO 9001:2008 Compliant Manufacturer | Special Ocupation Tax II Payer (S.O.T)
NFTA - Class III/XI Certified Dealer
NFR - Certified Firearms And Destructive Devices Manufacturer
IATA - Registered Small Arms And Explosives Importer / Exporter
M.O.D Form 5C - Certified Ministry Of Defense Contractor

M.A.C Heavy Industries

We wish to submit our proposition to be part of the Alliance.


------------------------------------------

For any inquiries please contact us:

M.A.C Direct Line: 21-456-3450

M.A.C@Net.Agle

Thank you,

M.A.C Heavy Industries Management.

M.A.C. Heavy Industries:

After reviewing your proposition, we are pleased to welcome you into the Corporate Alliance.

P.S.: don't worry about PRoHT, we like to let them think they run the place.

Anghele is already paying off, he saw it before I even did.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=584831

Actually, I'm assuming that a few of my moles in your alliance has spilled already. Thankfully, none of them know whoever else is a mole. This is so that their eventual defection to either side would be of little consequence to myself.

...

Dephire is still a member, right?
I remember you fellas seeing through Hataria's deception though...

What? Huh? I heard my name.

BTW, I'd like to apply as well...if I'm not on the list that is.

Hey, another member!

ANGHELE M.O.D CERTIFIED DEFENSE CONTRACTOR

ISO 9001:2008 Compliant Manufacturer | Special Ocupation Tax II Payer (S.O.T)
NFTA - Class III/XI Certified Dealer
NFR - Certified Firearms And Destructive Devices Manufacturer
IATA - Registered Small Arms And Explosives Importer / Exporter
M.O.D Form 5C - Certified Ministry Of Defense Contractor

M.A.C Heavy Industries

Due to threats by Shazbotdom,we feel that it is time to leave the Alliance.

------------------------------------------

For any inquiries please contact us:

M.A.C Direct Line: 21-456-3450

M.A.C@Net.Agle

Thank you,

M.A.C Heavy Industries Management.

What threats? Tell us.

Just because he kicked out your 30 workers doesn't mean you have to ditch. And I say ditch not leave because leave sounds too "OK."

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=586389

He is a might on the larger side, but I've seen you do crazier things BC.

Hello again outlanders, I was informed by Blackie that he wanted to send one of his lackies to invade me.

Any volunteers?

*snip*

OOC: Please. Nobody is too big for the CA.


IC:
To:CA
From: Me

The People Republic of the Socialist States of Fighter4u may not give much of a damn about being engaged on the international stage because it takes too much typ- I mean effort. But its also feels it should let it old friends be pushed around. That is why we are now back. We probably won'tbe THAt active but if called upon we will fight. And when we do it shall be a epic feast of noobs burning in their own oil!

Hello again outlanders, I was informed by Blackie that he wanted to send one of his lackies to invade me.

Any volunteers?

If you want I can always atttempt to.

I feel like I would've heard about it if HT was for real.

And good to see a returning member.

OOC: Please. Nobody is too big for the CA.

OOC: Is that so, eh?

OOC: Please. Nobody is too big for the CA.

OOC:
I'm sorry but if Gholgoth or NATO got pissed off at the CA enough, they would wipe the planet with your alliance.

OOC:
I'm sorry but if Gholgoth or NATO got pissed off at the CA enough, they would wipe the planet with your alliance.

What exactly do you do around here? Are you in an alliance or anything, or do you just occasionally pop in here for no reason to say things nobody really cares about?

What exactly do you do around here? Are you in an alliance or anything, or do you just occasionally pop in here for no reason to say things nobody really cares about?

OOC:
Just voicing my opinion. Don't get yourself worked up over that.

I feel like I would've heard about it if HT was for real.

And good to see a returning member.

Yeah, I think BC successfully 'trolled' me via TG.

But from another perspective, he bluffed, I called.

So, I'm to be invaded by F4U? Anyone else?
Timing is a bit poor for an invasion, as I'm fielding (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5512) replacement (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14587559) fighter (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5524) aircraft (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5149)...
So F4U won't just be facing a handful of F-4 Phantom IIs anymore.

No, trolling, I want to launch the attack, in a closed thread, mono y mono

OOC:
I'm sorry but if Gholgoth or NATO got pissed off at the CA enough, they would wipe the planet with your alliance.

OOC: Oh please. NATO and Gholgoth exist only because AMF is too afraid to do anything himself beyond crushing a few n00bs.

But this is the CA we're talking about. He wouldn't need all of NATO or Gholgoth. Hell, just give me one ally, and I could probably take them on. :P

I believe the question is, however, what would happen in the Wanderjarian Commonwealth, among the largest Empires in the game, declared outright war on the Corporate Alliance again, and didn't hold back this time. But Derscon and Ally vs CA? It would be interesting...interesting indeed.

CA vs. Derscon and one ally of his choice. This seems like a challenge.

OOC: Oh please. NATO and Gholgoth exist only because AMF is too afraid to do anything himself beyond crushing a few n00bs.

But this is the CA we're talking about. He wouldn't need all of NATO or Gholgoth. Hell, just give me one ally, and I could probably take them on. :P

OOC:
Well I havn't seen Gholgoth active as an alliance at all within the past few months. And last I heard AMF gave leadership of NATO to Credonia.

OOC:
I'm sorry but if Gholgoth or NATO got pissed off at the CA enough, they would wipe the planet with your alliance.

Nato is dead/ inactive, and Gholgoth as Drescon stated is too busy bullying regions less than half their size and/or too busy getting the II noobs to worship them.

And the CA persists much as it has since the begining... :P

CA vs. Derscon and one ally of his choice. This seems like a challenge.

I'd be up for it.

I'd be up for it.

I'll go to war with you any time you feel like making a thread, just one on one. No friends involved. You wanna go, any time your ready you can take a shot, punk.

And the CA persists much as it has since the begining... :P

Mostly because of the CA's structure. While it has Blackhelm, it doesn't truly have a unified central command. Like your sig, it's just an amoeba. You destroy the CA, you'd basically have to take it all out at once.

I'll go to war with you any time you feel like making a thread, just one on one. No friends involved. You wanna go, any time your ready you can take a shot, punk.

A tempting proposition. Personally, I'd rather stick to my original proposition, it seems more entertaining: You get the entire Corporate Alliance to help you out. I get one ally.

I prefer a one on one duel.

This is a bad idea. I am allied closely with Derscon and you fighting him would impact our relationship negatively.

I prefer a one on one duel.

Hmm. I'll keep it in mind. Allanea, though, tells me you're actually going to be a decent nation now, under Al's protection. I'm not a fan of OOC reasons for war - even if lighthearted - so I'd have no IC reason to attack you.

If you stray, though, I'll take you up on that deal. Fair enough?

Hmm. I'll keep it in mind. Allanea, though, tells me you're actually going to be a decent nation now, under Al's protection. I'm not a fan of OOC reasons for war - even if lighthearted - so I'd have no IC reason to attack you.

If you stray, though, I'll take you up on that deal. Fair enough?

deal.

Yeah, I think BC successfully 'trolled' me via TG.

But from another perspective, he bluffed, I called.

So, I'm to be invaded by F4U? Anyone else?
Timing is a bit poor for an invasion, as I'm fielding (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5512) replacement (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14587559) fighter (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5524) aircraft (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5149)...
So F4U won't just be facing a handful of F-4 Phantom IIs anymore.

You don't know me too well do you? :p

Shall I write up a invasion thread or do we think up a IC reason for a war HT?

IS the ca even alive anymore?

You don't know me too well do you? :p
Well, to be honest, there isn't a whole lot of content for me to find when researching your nation.
In spite of its age.

Secondly, you REALLY don't know me too well, do you?

I've caused merry hell on whole battalions with little more than "two men and a technical". (Inverse-Ninja law)

Shall I write up a invasion thread or do we think up a IC reason for a war HT?
Spend one week browsing through my RP history (there's a link to a linked index in my sig, for any warmonger's convienence), I'm sure you can find dozens of reasons why you'd want to see my nation ruined and/or glowing.

And you are declaring war on me, so don't expect me to declare war on myself in your name.

Oh, right, Hurtian 'culture' (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9835279&postcount=9)

IS the ca even alive anymore?

clearly

Drescon it would be interesting, apart from the huge lolz missile spams and number of aircraft launches that would be involved

Drescon it would be interesting, apart from the huge lolz missile spams and number of aircraft launches that would be involved

I tend not to RP that way, because I find it boring, and I usually have "rather spectacular defenses" against such things so the other party can't just throw missiles and call it a day. I don't spam, I don't use stats. That's shit RP, in my opinion.

THe ally I would have brought along tends to RP that way, though.

Just to say: the "entire CA" at this juncture is BC, me, F4U and I can forsee some Emperor Pudu action.

Just to say: the "entire CA" at this juncture is BC, me, F4U and I can forsee some Emperor Pudu action.

OOC: That's it?

OOC: That's actually not bad. I think Derscon would like Emperor/Emporer Pudu, he writes rather well. Though isn't Buddha C also active?

Just to say: the "entire CA" at this juncture is BC, me, F4U and I can forsee some Emperor Pudu action.

Hello!

I may be regularly inactive but I'm still here if the CA needs me.

Hello!

I may be regularly inactive but I'm still here if the CA needs me.

Huzzah!

yeah, those are the people I see in our thread, but think of the droves that would rally out of the woodwork when a thread gets posted.

yeah, those are the people I see in our thread, but think of the droves that would rally out of the woodwork when a thread gets posted.

I'm sure they are almost as numerous as those who would love to assist in bringing about the CA's destruction.

^^

Yeah man, I'm mad busy with work, but still, I'd be willing to help out the good 'ole CA.

Well, to be honest, there isn't a whole lot of content for me to find when researching your nation.
In spite of its age.


Secondly, you REALLY don't know me too well, do you?

I've caused merry hell on whole battalions with little more than "two men and a technical". (Inverse-Ninja law)



Spend one week browsing through my RP history (there's a link to a linked index in my sig, for any warmonger's convienence), I'm sure you can find dozens of reasons why you'd want to see my nation ruined and/or glowing.

And you are declaring war on me, so don't expect me to declare war on myself in your name.


Oh, right, Hurtian 'culture' (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9835279&postcount=9)


Yeah I only RP when I want to for shit and giggles and I usually only do so when I need to pass the time. Like during the weekend cause right now I gonna do some HW. And I guess I can find something... ;p

I'm sure they are almost as numerous as those who would love to assist in bringing about the CA's destruction.

Erm... My proposition involves a closed thread. Me + ally -vs- whatever CA members are around and willing to participate.

Erm... My proposition involves a closed thread. Me + ally -vs- whatever CA members are around and willing to participate.

OOC: Yeah, I know. Just making a little point.

And I guess I can find something... ;p
That's good, tell me when you can think of something juicy.

BTW, which could you more easily picture my nation doing:
1- Killing rogue Hurtian sepratists in some colony because they're being a pain.
2- Killining refugees for the lulz and PROFIT!!!!!

I'm kinda in a bit of writer's block over which of the two I should go all "JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" on...

Edit:
Oh, right, and if you answer [1], would they be militants or pacifists?

That's good, tell me when you can think of something juicy.

BTW, which could you more easily picture my nation doing:
1- Killing rogue Hurtian sepratists in some colony because they're being a pain.
2- Killining refugees for the lulz and PROFIT!!!!!

I'm kinda in a bit of writer's block over which of the two I should go all "JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" on...

Edit:
Oh, right, and if you answer [1], would they be militants or pacifists?


I say one quite easily. And they probably be pacifists with undercover cops being militants do you have a excause to fund your bloated military ;)

And I yeah I want to come up with something nice. I just can't think of it...yet.

Well, since my military industrial complex holds the monopoly of my small-arms manufacturing capability... And the fact that there was a very cozy arrangement between me and Leaf for a time (something ~25% discount sort of cozy). There are other things, such as back when that write-up was formed 32% of my federal monetary supply went to that bloated military.

Now it all seems 'streamlined' within Law+Order.

Anyways, my hypothetical was for an FT RP, as I needed something to shoot at for my intro. So I'm going to settle for VC-style tunnel-rat colonists against a fireteam of space marines in crude power-armors fighting on some moon. But for a video-game refferance, Brotherhood of Steel Vs Vault dwellers...

I'm not feeling particularilly psychophrenic enough at the moment to RP both sides. Plus, (6+14)x2 marines vs 46 vault dwellers seems like long-odds, in spite of having 800 tons of ortillery at my disposal. This isn't something as simple as me vs Pudu, this is me against myself employing the inverse-ninja RPer law...

Well, since my military industrial complex holds the monopoly of my small-arms manufacturing capability... And the fact that there was a very cozy arrangement between me and Leaf for a time (something ~25% discount sort of cozy). There are other things, such as back when that write-up was formed 32% of my federal monetary supply went to that bloated military.

Now it all seems 'streamlined' within Law+Order.

Anyways, my hypothetical was for an FT RP, as I needed something to shoot at for my intro. So I'm going to settle for VC-style tunnel-rat colonists against a fireteam of space marines in crude power-armors fighting on some moon. But for a video-game refferance, Brotherhood of Steel Vs Vault dwellers...

I'm not feeling particularilly psychophrenic enough at the moment to RP both sides. Plus, (6+14)x2 marines vs 46 vault dwellers seems like long-odds, in spite of having 800 tons of ortillery at my disposal. This isn't something as simple as me vs Pudu, this is me against myself employing the inverse-ninja RPer law...

That sounds like a fun way to do it but I not quite sure if your hinting at anything or just being plain old HT? :tongue:

Also I got a reason for the invasion. Not a really good one but one that will work just so I can get the RP up. Please note I won't be declaring war so it will be a surpised attack.

That sounds like a fun way to do it but I not quite sure if your hinting at anything or just being plain old HT? :tongue:Dunno, does hinting at the presence of another (and almost exact polar opposite) Claude G. count?

For a moment, I thought Blackhelm wanted to declare war on me for suggesting he was a she...

So yeah... that kinda threw lulzy confusion into the pair of pants full of stray cats and dynamite...

The pancake is a lie... Butter...

...

Waffles...

See Blackhelm for translation, hopefully he still has the key, somewhere...

Also I got a reason for the invasion. Not a really good one but one that will work just so I can get the RP up. Please note I won't be declaring war so it will be a surpised attack.

Surprise as in covert ops or:

"I'm sure I put that declaration in teh mailbox yesterday..."
*Looks at desk, sees envelope*
"Oh shi..." :eek2:

And lastly, 'dumbass terrorist attack', do something destructive, let the country fume, then accept resposablity and rub salt into the wound by publicly fapping at your 'success'.

Bonus points for monoluoging your entire evil-plan to freeze the mayor with your time-freezing ray on live TV. *Scolds Captian Hammer (http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog)/Dymanic (http://www.roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=589)*

And yeah, if you follow either of the links, or bother asking BH for a translation, the rest of your day is going to be shot.

And yeah, if you follow either of the links, or bother asking BH for a translation, the rest of your day is going to be shot.


Hahahahahahaha :D:D

Surprise as in covert ops or:

"I'm sure I put that declaration in teh mailbox yesterday..."
*Looks at desk, sees envelope*
"Oh shi..." :eek2:

And lastly, 'dumbass terrorist attack', do something destructive, let the country fume, then accept resposablity and rub salt into the wound by publicly fapping at your 'success'.

Surprise as in bombing your country with the flashes of the bombs being dropped declaring war on you in morse code surprise.



And yeah, if you follow either of the links, or bother asking BH for a translation, the rest of your day is going to be shot.

Ok the first link doesn't work,the second I didn't get and thirdly my day almost over so BH lets hear it and I do mean now!

P.S Check your vistor box for some sad news :(

Surprise as in bombing your country with the flashes of the bombs being dropped declaring war on you in morse code surprise.

Ok the first link doesn't work,the second I didn't get and thirdly my day almost over so BH lets hear it and I do mean now!

P.S Check your vistor box for some sad news :(

-Couldn't you just drop leaflets at the end?:$
-Dr. Horrible/Cpt Hammer, Cpt. Dynamic being similar D-bag material as Hammer.:p
-Read and replied. Whould fix that winking problem though...;)

wow, i had post #30 back on page 2. how about that, three thousand some-odd posts later.

The CA is like HIV/AIDS, you can fight it all you want but it wont go away, just give it time and it WILL take you down.

Hahahahaha I like that one

Is there some Jihad going on with Allanea? I had a friend request from Wanderjar waiting for me today and followed the conversation around to some crazy jihad thread from last week.

In theory... practically, not much happening.

heh, welcome to II

It's not much of anything really, I was trying to start a wave of terror across the world.

wow, i had post #30 back on page 2. how about that, three thousand some-odd posts later.

The CA is like HIV/AIDS, you can fight it all you want but it wont go away, just give it time and it WILL take you down.

So, like with AIDS a patient can live to advanced years despite having the disease, with CA, a nation can live for centuries despite being targeted by your alliance?

So, like with AIDS a patient can live to advanced years despite having the disease, with CA, a nation can live for centuries despite being targeted by your alliance?

It would seem so. I attacked the CA awhile back, stopping only when LION attacked me, and they've done nothing in the form of retribution/counterattack since, nor did they attempt any at the time.

It would seem so. I attacked the CA awhile back, stopping only when LION attacked me, and they've done nothing in the form of retribution/counterattack since, nor did they attempt any at the time.

Erm...I attacked you and then you stopped RPing:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558777

Submarine harrassment of my shipping is hardly retaliation for an invasion, and I replied with a blanket post increasing naval patrols and took a hit to my trade. Not much else to do there.

The Federation of the Serbian Soviet Union has been examining the Corporate Alliance for some time now and has expressed interests in joining the Alliance and wishes to establish diplomacy with all the members of the Corporate Alliance and establish free trade with all members of the Corporate Alliance,

Nation Name: Federation of the Serbian Soviet Union
Population: 340,000,000
Economy Status: All-Consumming, Capitalism, GDP: $30,462.91, $10,357,388,244,000.00
Millitary Defense Budget: 1,681,752,058,560.00


Signed,

The President
Vojislav Ljubicic

The Empire of Selassie Del Ethiopia is interested in joining the Corporate Alliance. Our people were asKed in a recent survey as to whether or not to apply, and 89% of our people said yes to our applying.

Our stats:
Nation Name: The Empire of Selassie Del Ethiopia
Population: 9,000,000 (will grow quite a bit

The Federation of the Serbian Soviet Union has been examining the Corporate Alliance for some time now and has expressed interests in joining the Alliance and wishes to establish diplomacy with all the members of the Corporate Alliance and establish free trade with all members of the Corporate Alliance,

Nation Name: Federation of the Serbian Soviet Union
Population: 340,000,000
Economy Status: All-Consumming, Capitalism, GDP: $30,462.91, $10,357,388,244,000.00
Millitary Defense Budget: 1,681,752,058,560.00


Signed,

The President
Vojislav Ljubicic

OOC: making the rounds everywhere I see. Didn't you also try to join ODECON and the CIS?