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Foxton-Sunbury
25-12-2006, 07:23
I am requesting that the nation of The People's Republic of Foxton-Sunbury be considered for admittance to The Corporate Alliance. I and my advisors admire the Alliance's objectives and goals.

We are as yet a relatively new nation, but offer the following:

1...A growing economy.

2...An expanding military.

3...A controlled, capitalist economical outlook.

Our military consists of the following:

Marines: 81,000 Troopers and a Division of Armor.

Army: 122,000 Infantry including Paratroops and Special Forces.

Navy: 3 Carrier Battle Groups, each consisting of 2 Carriers, 2 Battleships, 2 Destroyers, 3 Missile Cruisers, and 1 Sub.

Air Force: 2 Air Wings, each with 6 squadrons of fighter-jets, each squadron consisting of 12 aircraft: 10 jets and 2 HCGSs.
1 Special Air Wing (SPAW-1): 6 squadrons of Shadow B-2 bombers.

Thank you for your consideration.

regards,

Kaiser Sukoku de Moyne'
Taleloron
25-12-2006, 08:37
The Armed Tribal Commune of Taleloron seeks to join this august Alliance. Whatever information you require concerning ACTC will be forwarded to you upon request.

sincerely,

High General Soltec, CMDR TALFORCE
Hurtful Thoughts
25-12-2006, 09:16
Honestly, you have to watch what kind of bedfellows you have in the GASN.

Leaf, find Dephire on this list and win a prize...
Source (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502545)

Governing Council
Cravan
Aequatio
The Aeson
Blaglug

Members
(Lower Council)
Illior
Northford
Warring Minorities
Carbandia
West Corinthia
Shazbotdom
Ustia
Military Command
New Ausha
The World Soviet Party
Uldarious
Rosdivan
Wanderjar
People's Republic Of Hurtful Thoughts - Restricted Member
Questers
North Tolemac
Spooty
Asgarnieu

I'll also note, that NA seems to have left...
And I'm pretty sure I'm no longer on the 'R' rating list...
Leafanistan
25-12-2006, 19:20
So Dephire gave us the plans from nothing.

We could release Charon, and then have you people wonder who the real mole in your governments.

Hell it could even be part of the Cold War, spies in each other's midst and we have to seek them out.

Or we could modify other ships into fighting machines and work that way.
Emperor Nero
25-12-2006, 20:20
OOC: Hurtful Thoughts, we all know Dephire is a former member of GASN. Stop being a drama queen. Thanks.

Merry Christmas everone :)
The Shin Ra Corp
25-12-2006, 20:49
The Shin Ra Corporation would like to join this alliance.
Dephire
28-12-2006, 01:43
OOC: Hurtful Thoughts, we all know Dephire is a former member of GASN. Stop being a drama queen. Thanks.

Merry Christmas everone :)

Yes, I was a former GASN member who was sentenced to exile by their High Council.:p
New Ausha
28-12-2006, 01:56
Leaf, find Dephire on this list and win a prize...
Source (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502545)



I'll also note, that NA seems to have left...
And I'm pretty sure I'm no longer on the 'R' rating list...

Thier is no record of me submitting any form of reisgnation in any way...What gave you that idea? Sure, I had my grievances, but I settled down and had a nice cup of tea since then. ;)
Dephire
28-12-2006, 02:17
Thier is no record of me submitting any form of reisgnation in any way...What gave you that idea? Sure, I had my grievances, but I settled down and had a nice cup of tea since then. ;)

You know what?
This holiday cheer is still lingering.

Someone take out the kegs of rum.

For I feel an urge to dance and sing!

"Ho ho ho! We are merry with ro!
Ho ho ho! How far will we go?
Ho ho ho! Do you know how to sew?
Ho ho ho! I have no corn row!"

*Dancer gets sacked...sacker starts singing.*

"Oh, my lady! Sweet sweet Malorie!
'Tis the season, my dearie! No more
room for the...-"

*Sacker gets sacked...*
Kasara
28-12-2006, 02:19
The Kingdom of Fornelia would like to join the Corporate Alliance. Fornelia is a small nation but it is willing to support the CA and its causes. Fornelia wishes to join for both its own protection and because it believes that the Corporate Alliance acts in everyone's best interest.
Blackhelm Confederacy
30-12-2006, 00:28
I am requesting that the nation of The People's Republic of Foxton-Sunbury be considered for admittance to The Corporate Alliance. I and my advisors admire the Alliance's objectives and goals.

We are as yet a relatively new nation, but offer the following:

1...A growing economy.

2...An expanding military.

3...A controlled, capitalist economical outlook.

Our military consists of the following:

Marines: 81,000 Troopers and a Division of Armor.

Army: 122,000 Infantry including Paratroops and Special Forces.

Navy: 3 Carrier Battle Groups, each consisting of 2 Carriers, 2 Battleships, 2 Destroyers, 3 Missile Cruisers, and 1 Sub.

Air Force: 2 Air Wings, each with 6 squadrons of fighter-jets, each squadron consisting of 12 aircraft: 10 jets and 2 HCGSs.
1 Special Air Wing (SPAW-1): 6 squadrons of Shadow B-2 bombers.

Thank you for your consideration.

regards,

Kaiser Sukoku de Moyne'

The Armed Tribal Commune of Taleloron seeks to join this august Alliance. Whatever information you require concerning ACTC will be forwarded to you upon request.

sincerely,

High General Soltec, CMDR TALFORCE

The Shin Ra Corporation would like to join this alliance.

The Kingdom of Fornelia would like to join the Corporate Alliance. Fornelia is a small nation but it is willing to support the CA and its causes. Fornelia wishes to join for both its own protection and because it believes that the Corporate Alliance acts in everyone's best interest.


You're all in. I like that breakdown of things by F-S. I see good things for him. I have to ask though, wtf is an august alliance? Like we were made in August?
Taleloron
30-12-2006, 01:22
You're all in. I like that breakdown of things by F-S. I see good things for him. I have to ask though, wtf is an august alliance? Like we were made in August?

*sigh*...yes August is a month, but august (accent on the 2nd syllabel) means "highly regarded and respected".
British Londinium
30-12-2006, 03:25
The Britannic Commonwealth of British Londinium hereby withdraws from this alliance.
Blackhelm Confederacy
30-12-2006, 06:34
The Britannic Commonwealth of British Londinium hereby withdraws from this alliance.

Yet another traitor. Well, Laquasa Isle can probably use some allies.
Leafanistan
30-12-2006, 06:39
This is good, I haven't heard a wink about the GASN.

We'll need another strike.
Undershi
30-12-2006, 16:55
Yet another traitor. Well, Laquasa Isle can probably use some allies.

Hopefully you don't consider me a traitor, eh? Don't get me wrong, I did leave the alliance, but I" hope our parting was more amiable than that one was. After all, I hope we're still friends.
British Londinium
30-12-2006, 16:58
Yet another traitor. Well, Laquasa Isle can probably use some allies.

OOC: Hey, hey. I had no choice in the matter. Part of a surrender treaty. That doesn't mean I'm going over to GASN.
Cravan
30-12-2006, 20:33
No offense intended by this, but who said we'd take you in?
Laquasa Isle
30-12-2006, 20:39
Yet another traitor. Well, Laquasa Isle can probably use some allies.

Yes. Now can I join?


I want revenge because GASN is apparently too good for new members.
Shazbotdom
31-12-2006, 00:13
OOC: Hey, hey. I had no choice in the matter. Part of a surrender treaty. That doesn't mean I'm going over to GASN.

OOC:
You must realise. Blackhelm thinks thta anyone who quits the CA is a traitor.



Yes. Now can I join?


I want revenge because GASN is apparently too good for new members.

You were only denied membership because you didn't do several things in your trial period.

You didn't register and utilise the offsite forums
You didn't assist several member nations when they were under assault
You plainly didn't make yourself known though any of the GASN Channels.

Thats why you were denied membership. Not because the GASN is "too good for new members" so don't pull that because it won't fly.

This is good, I haven't heard a wink about the GASN.

We'll need another strike.

If you really want to activate the GASN/Gholgoth MDP, then go ahead.
Cravan
31-12-2006, 00:14
OOC:
You must realise. Blackhelm thinks thta anyone who quits the CA is a traitor.





You were only denied membership because you didn't do several things in your trial period.

You didn't register and utilise the offsite forums
You didn't assist several member nations when they were under assault
You plainly didn't make yourself known though any of the GASN Channels.

Thats why you were denied membership. Not because the GASN is "too good for new members" so don't pull that because it won't fly.



If you really want to activate the GASN/Gholgoth MDP, then go ahead.

Shaz, I appreciate it, but stop waving your penis around. :p

EDIT- And Laquasa never even applied. XD
Leafanistan
31-12-2006, 00:51
I refuse to endorse Laquasa Isle for interfering with Mafia operations in British Londinium.
Laquasa Isle
31-12-2006, 01:00
Why does Leaf hate me?
The Aeson
31-12-2006, 01:01
Why does Leaf hate me?

OOC: I feel he made it rather clear. You interfered with Mafia operations in British Londinium.
The World Soviet Party
31-12-2006, 04:52
Yes. Now can I join?


I want revenge because GASN is apparently too good for new members.

No, you were on a little thing I like to call "OH NOES IM GONAN GET PWNED, MUST GET ALLIANCE" spree, so you kinda' applied for every alliance out there.
Leafanistan
31-12-2006, 04:59
OOC: I feel he made it rather clear. You interfered with Mafia operations in British Londinium.

And he set off a chain of events that essentially destroyed our valuable business in British Londinium. Now we are just petty drug smugglers.

:mad:
Blackhelm Confederacy
31-12-2006, 06:03
Hopefully you don't consider me a traitor, eh? Don't get me wrong, I did leave the alliance, but I" hope our parting was more amiable than that one was. After all, I hope we're still friends.

No no, you left respectably.
British Londinium
31-12-2006, 06:05
And he set off a chain of events that essentially destroyed our valuable business in British Londinium. Now we are just petty drug smugglers.

:mad:

Well, what if my nation officially sanctioned the Mafia? That might be fun...
Blackhelm Confederacy
31-12-2006, 06:09
Nobody wants to help change the Confederacy?:mad:
Hurtful Thoughts
31-12-2006, 06:38
Nobody wants to help change the Confederacy?:mad:

You mean "No CA members", right?

I saw Leaf want in, does he count?
Blackhelm Confederacy
31-12-2006, 06:41
You mean "No CA members", right?

I saw Leaf want in, does he count?

I should have said "not many people want to help change the Confederacy"
Emporer Pudu
01-01-2007, 00:15
You know what you said, I'm to lazy to get real quotations...

This, these last few dozen posts, is one reason explaining my avoidance of the alliance thing...

However, for the time being I am generally benevolent when dealing with CA nations, but remain outside the organization for simplicity.
Dephire
01-01-2007, 01:44
Here is the basic breakdown of my Leaders and Factions within Dephire:

Dark Brotherhood:

Leader: Delthar Scythis (Jonathan Vega) (100% Reputation; 85% Influential)
Advisor(s): Baal; Admiral Jane Romanov; General Horatio Skragg; Admiral John Coronado
Military Faction: HellKnight (2,500,000); DeathKnight (5,000,000)
Private Police Force: Dark Godsend Knights (450)
Description: This is the leading faction over all of Dephire. Scythis is their leader, which puts him in charge of the highest-ranked soldiers of all the Dephirian Army, and it also puts him in charge over everything else. His Dark Godsend Knights are the most elite of all police forces. These men wear dark cloaks, a tradition handed down throughout history. They were originally created to serve and protect the Godsend with their lives. Delthar Scythis is a Godsend, one of the legendary war heroes of Dephire. This puts him at an extremely high reputation value and a high influential rating. Scythis almost always travel with at least thirteen of his best Dark Godsend Knights. Their names are unknown, but it is rumored that they are his most elite of all his police.

Army:

Leader: General Horacio Skragg (96% Reputation; 6% Influence)
Military Faction: Army (15,000,000 soldiers)
Private Police Force: Skragg's Personal Guard (13)
Description: General Skragg leads the Army. However, he is only second in the chain-of-command. Scythis, being the Emperor, controls all. This doesn't bring down Skragg's spirits. He is a Godsend, which brings his reputation to an extremely high level. However, Scythis demands control of over eighty-five percent of all Dephire. Skragg's personal guardsmen are the best of his soldiers. If anyone wishes to kill Skragg, they have to go through his guardsmen whom usually are qualified for The Trials.

Navy:

Leader: Admiral Jane Romanov (90% Reputation; 5% Influence)
Military Faction: Navy (40,000,000 personnel; 50,000 Ships)
Private Police Force: None; Protected by Dark Godsend Knights
Description: Loved by Scythis, Jane is protected by his Godsend Knights, and is also in control of the entire Navy. The Navy is the pride and glory of all Dephire. It's strength is not only vast numbers, but extreme power. Alexander Ra'Baal had once sought out Jane for a companion, but Jane thought he too weak too satisfy her. She is a Godsend as well as the previous mentioned faction leaders. This gives her a high reputation, but because of the others' Influence, hers is hurt substantially.

Air Force:

Leader: Admrial John Coronado (75% Reputation; 3% Influence)
Military Faction: Air Force (15,000,000 personnel)
Private Police Force: None
Description: Seen as a minimal threat, Coronado lacks what his other comrades have. This brings down his Reputation and Influence amongst the Dephirian people. However, his Air Force is extremely strong. Maintained by fifteen million personnel, it has the capability to perform extremely well. He is the only key leader that lacks a personal body guard program. Coronado is also not seen as much throughout every war.

Godsend:

Leader: Delthar Scythis
Co-Leader: General Horatio Skragg
Other Members: Admrial Jane Romanov; Baal (Alexander Ra'Baal); Admiral John Coronado
Military Faction: All
Personal Police Force: Own
Description: The Godsend are the best, strongest, highest skilled, and most elite of all warriors in Dephire. Headed by Scythis, they are in control of the Military and all of Dephire. The Trials are traditional to determine whom should recieve the title of "Godsend". "Delthar" is a title given to the leader or "Head" of the Godsends.

Police Force:

Leader: Baal (Alexander Ra'Baal) (Reputation 30%; Influence 1%)
Military Faction: Police (150,000,000 Police; 50,000,000 Personnel)
Personal Guard: None
Description: Brother of Scythis, Baal controls all of the Police in Dephire. Though their numbers are vast, he has very little influence throughout Dephire. More are loyal to Scythis, and wish him to take control of the Police in addition to the Dark Brotherhood and Godsend factions. Baal envies Scythis, but must sit aside and watch as his brother rules.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Delthar Scythis is the leader of Dephire. He gained the title after defeating his own brother for the struggle of the throne. His HellKnights and DeathKnights are the elites of his Army. Even though the other factions of the military are headed by the other Godsend, he is in control of them. Which means he is in control over all of Dephire.

Reputation is the favorability of the people towards the person while Influence is how much of the population would do anything for them. Scythis demands most of the Influence, which also contributes to his power as being the "Head" Godsend.
Laquasa Isle
01-01-2007, 01:45
Urm... Am I in or what?
Emperor Nero
01-01-2007, 10:33
Urm... Am I in or what?

No
Dephire
01-01-2007, 16:04
Well, that would depend...


Do you like Cookies?
What are your ideas on Slavery?
How goes your Weapons of Mass Destruction manufacturing?
Do you like tanks with 300mm cannons?
What are your political views?
Is the idea of Communism better than that of what the U.S.S.R. had?*
Do you favour a bowl of nails over Cherriohs?
Do you like football?
Do you like Soccer?
What time zone are you in?
Do you like pie?



*Note: The original idea of Communism was the best damn thought ever. However, the USSR's version of Communism was not 'true' communism. In fact, it would be more so Stalinism/Leninism than that of Communism. Neither was Cuba's version of Communism. China's, however, is awefully close...just with some quirks here and there.
The Aeson
01-01-2007, 17:52
Well, that would depend...


Do you like Cookies?
What are your ideas on Slavery?
How goes your Weapons of Mass Destruction manufacturing?
Do you like tanks with 300mm cannons?
What are your political views?
Is the idea of Communism better than that of what the U.S.S.R. had?*
Do you favour a bowl of nails over Cherriohs?
Do you like football?
Do you like Soccer?
What time zone are you in?
Do you like pie?



*Note: The original idea of Communism was the best damn thought ever. However, the USSR's version of Communism was not 'true' communism. In fact, it would be more so Stalinism/Leninism than that of Communism. Neither was Cuba's version of Communism. China's, however, is awefully close...just with some quirks here and there.

OOC:
China? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dephire
01-01-2007, 18:21
OOC:
China? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OOC:
Yes, China. If you look closely, they are doing far better than Russia. They've nearly modernized most of their country. Yes, the more mountainous parts are not all that up-to-date, but in the general term it has modernized.
Cravan
01-01-2007, 18:27
OOC:
Yes, China. If you look closely, they are doing far better than Russia. They've nearly modernized most of their country. Yes, the more mountainous parts are not all that up-to-date, but in the general term it has modernized.

((That's because China's a bunch of posers. They're more capitalist than anything, you know. Duhr.))
Errikland
01-01-2007, 18:42
((That's because China's a bunch of posers. They're more capitalist than anything, you know. Duhr.))

While it was stated in a most peculiar manner, I agree with that statement. The reason they are doing so well is that they do not cling to all of the economically foolish ideologies of communism.
Dephire
01-01-2007, 21:54
While it was stated in a most peculiar manner, I agree with that statement. The reason they are doing so well is that they do not cling to all of the economically foolish ideologies of communism.

Yet I must state that the ideologies of true communism have never been shown. The USSR did not have true communism, neither did Cuba, nor does China. True communism does have full power going towards the government, however, it calls for a substantial wellfare plan.
Errikland
01-01-2007, 22:17
Yet I must state that the ideologies of true communism have never been shown. The USSR did not have true communism, neither did Cuba, nor does China. True communism does have full power going towards the government, however, it calls for a substantial wellfare plan.

While I could refer you to the "true Scotsman" argument, I will bite.

In Marxist Communism, which is by far the most widely recognized "true communism," the final state of Communism has no government whatsoever, with all the good little Communists sharing while they hold hands and sing cumbaya. Of course, the stage right before that anarchy is absolute statism, where the state controls everything and trains everyone to be good little Communists who will hold hands and sing cumbaya; supposedly, once they are ready, the government will merely give up their power and disappear. There inlies the major issue; aside from the fact that human nature will never allow humanity to reach that state, even if the people at large were to, one can never trust a government to just give up power and disappear; thus you get endless statism, run by those either corrupted by power or corrupt enough to take power (thus the tendency of communist dictators to be crazy jerks).

Sorry for my long rant which admittedly has nothing to do with the overall topic of the thread, BC. I'll leave now.
Shazbotdom
02-01-2007, 01:32
While I could refer you to the "true Scotsman" argument, I will bite.

In Marxist Communism, which is by far the most widely recognized "true communism," the final state of Communism has no government whatsoever, with all the good little Communists sharing while they hold hands and sing cumbaya. Of course, the stage right before that anarchy is absolute statism, where the state controls everything and trains everyone to be good little Communists who will hold hands and sing cumbaya; supposedly, once they are ready, the government will merely give up their power and disappear. There inlies the major issue; aside from the fact that human nature will never allow humanity to reach that state, even if the people at large were to, one can never trust a government to just give up power and disappear; thus you get endless statism, run by those either corrupted by power or corrupt enough to take power (thus the tendency of communist dictators to be crazy jerks).

Sorry for my long rant which admittedly has nothing to do with the overall topic of the thread, BC. I'll leave now.

OOC:
I was gonna say this but in a slightly different manner. But then ya beat me to it. :headbang:
Errikland
02-01-2007, 01:58
OOC:
I was gonna say this but in a slightly different manner. But then ya beat me to it. :headbang:

I know the feeling :D

*flees once more*
Blackhelm Confederacy
02-01-2007, 06:39
Go Wales<333 I Love Wales!!! I'm Welsh! I <3 Wales! Wales Shud Be Free! Wales Wales Wales !! Fuck Cardiff, We Want Wales!!!!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wales!!!
Toopoxia
02-01-2007, 14:56
Go Wales<333 I Love Wales!!! I'm Welsh! I <3 Wales! Wales Shud Be Free! Wales Wales Wales !! Fuck Cardiff, We Want Wales!!!!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wales!!!

Wales is nothing, GO NEDERLANDS!!!

But enough, we have drifted severely from the topic at hand, of which I am not sure what is, what is the topic?
Blackhelm Confederacy
02-01-2007, 15:15
Wales is nothing, GO NEDERLANDS!!!

But enough, we have drifted severely from the topic at hand, of which I am not sure what is, what is the topic?

Destroy the GASN! Now...how do we do this? I have several ideas.
Toopoxia
02-01-2007, 15:52
Destroy the GASN! Now...how do we do this? I have several ideas.

We throw bricks at their countries...

No wait, that won't work, hmmm, I'll think of something...
Dephire
03-01-2007, 00:31
Strike them at where it hurts. Yeah, you heard me right. THAT SPOT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! :D
Asgarnieu
03-01-2007, 00:35
Oooh, I crapped myself...

Try harder, you are getting nowhere fast...
Dephire
03-01-2007, 00:37
Woah. I just realized that you were a member of ADAN! Uhh...forgive me from my past actions towards you, I completely forgot that you were an ADAN member..Asgarnieu.
Asgarnieu
03-01-2007, 00:39
The past is the past, "friend".

/I don't know what to call you; friend, enemy, douche, pal.... I'M SO CONFUSED!!
Dephire
03-01-2007, 00:44
The past is the past, "friend".

/I don't know what to call you; friend, enemy, douche, pal.... I'M SO CONFUSED!!

Well. ADAN-wise, we are allies. However, anything outside that is just us being "Competitive" friends. Heh. I got nothing against you ICly or OOCly, so I wouldn't be trying to be aggressive towards you at all...even if you are a GASN member nowadays.
New Ausha
03-01-2007, 00:49
Oooh, I crapped myself...

Try harder, you are getting nowhere fast...

The CA gets more clever and cunning with each day....DAMN THEM!
Toopoxia
03-01-2007, 01:03
I say we buy them a round of drinks at the International leaders pub followed by a round of Golf in Claudius Griffencrests Golf Course (I'm sure he's got one) finished off with a nice relaxing cup of Coffee, that'll finish them off for sure.
Emporer Pudu
03-01-2007, 01:10
Stalinism/Leninism

Don't say that.

Lenin was a benevolent leader, cared largely for his people and national interests, and tried to make his country a better place.

Stalin had those people who looked like their beard was seeming slightly un-communist shot, as well as those who had seen the beard, and may have thought of copying it. He then shot their children, in case the trait was passed on, then ordered the shooters shot, in case they thought themselves too important.
Soiyoden
03-01-2007, 01:12
Kazakage Miyamoto (Leader of Soiyoden) :

Hello and greetings from the great nation of Soiyoden we would like to join this great corporate alliance and fight against the GASN we are willing to fill any requirements to join and have a massive army at my disposal i agree to all your terms may my great nation join the alliance?
Asgarnieu
03-01-2007, 01:26
Oooh, bad choice.

Bad 1st post.

Bad decision to go against the GASN.

Bad nation.

Bad all around. You should be ashamed of yourself. The CA knows just as well as we do, we are superior! But, if you really want to join the CA, don't let me stand in your way.

*Deal, Deph. "Competitive Friends" it is.
Soiyoden
03-01-2007, 01:35
Oooh, bad choice.

Bad 1st post.

Bad decision to go against the GASN.

Bad nation.

Bad all around. You should be ashamed of yourself. The CA knows just as well as we do, we are superior! But, if you really want to join the CA, don't let me stand in your way.

*Deal, Deph. "Competitive Friends" it is.

ok.... look i would love to join the GASN but..... since i have no governmental freedoms i cant + this side sounds cooler.. anyways you've been here way longer then me and thats the reason my nation sucks compared too yours.

so seriously whatever :gundge:
Asgarnieu
03-01-2007, 04:04
Damn, dude! No need to sign your declaration of defeat yet!
Soiyoden
03-01-2007, 04:31
Kazakage Miyamoto :


Yes perhaps you are right but still i intend on staying with the government i have right now I'm quite fond of it so i guess i won't ever join the GASN thats what I'm going to the CA.. oh well and + what do you mean by "Damn, dude! No need to sign your declaration of defeat yet!" ?

P.S. has my application been approved?
Emperor Nero
04-01-2007, 21:34
SIC

To: The Corporate Alliance Member
From: The Empire
Re: Possible Invasion

While the Empire has done nothing recently to warrant agression against our nation, we have reason to believe we will soon come under attack by one or more Sovereign League nations.

As this is being written, our nation is mobilizing for war. We our confident in our ability to repel any enemy, but feel it would be prudent to request assistance. We are not yet certain an attack will take place, so we are not requesting a massive mobilization at this time. Some aircraft and perhaps a fleet or two would be ideal. Naturally, money and/or material would also be desirable.

With respect,
Chie Lo
Servant of the Emperor
Emporer Pudu
05-01-2007, 00:52
Bad all around. You should be ashamed of yourself. The CA knows just as well as we do, we are superior! But, if you really want to join the CA, don't let me stand in your way.

I'd fight you guys if you weren't too busy hiding behind Gholgoth...
Dephire
05-01-2007, 01:00
I'd fight you guys if you weren't too busy hiding behind Gholgoth...

True...
However...
I'm not even sure EITHER side is the 'best'.
Asgarnieu
05-01-2007, 02:24
I agree with Deph. I'm just adding fuel to the fire. Shiat-Slinging is a cold-war tactic.
Dephire
05-01-2007, 02:28
Hmm. What if there were an Alliance that melded both ideas from the CA and GASN together?
Emporer Pudu
05-01-2007, 02:41
Hmm. What if there were an Alliance that melded both ideas from the CA and GASN together?

Corporate Alliance of Sovereign Nations?
West Corinthia
05-01-2007, 02:47
Protecting the sovereignty of corporations? I don't get it.
Dephire
05-01-2007, 02:58
Wow. That is actually quite funny.

The Global Alliance of Corporate Alliances.
Blackhelm Confederacy
05-01-2007, 03:16
Takin' care a business..*hums tune*

Kazakage Miyamoto :


Yes perhaps you are right but still i intend on staying with the government i have right now I'm quite fond of it so i guess i won't ever join the GASN thats what I'm going to the CA.. oh well and + what do you mean by "Damn, dude! No need to sign your declaration of defeat yet!" ?

P.S. has my application been approved?

Yea, your in

SIC

To: The Corporate Alliance Member
From: The Empire
Re: Possible Invasion

While the Empire has done nothing recently to warrant agression against our nation, we have reason to believe we will soon come under attack by one or more Sovereign League nations.

As this is being written, our nation is mobilizing for war. We our confident in our ability to repel any enemy, but feel it would be prudent to request assistance. We are not yet certain an attack will take place, so we are not requesting a massive mobilization at this time. Some aircraft and perhaps a fleet or two would be ideal. Naturally, money and/or material would also be desirable.

With respect,
Chie Lo
Servant of the Emperor

You got my support. What'd you do?

I'd fight you guys if you weren't too busy hiding behind Gholgoth...


Same here. Notice I have'nt had any more plots against you boys?
Emperor Nero
05-01-2007, 04:24
You got my support. What'd you do?

SIC

To: Blackhelm Confederacy
Re: Invasion

Truth be told, I am disappointed to say the Empire has done little lately to warrant attack recently. Our government has been quietly focused on modernizing our military ever since our last war in the Confederacy.

The Empire expects attack due to our nominal affiliation with the EVIL Alliance Bloc. We sent a delegate to their initial planning conference. Even though a few differences of opinion resulted in our delegate leaving the conference early, the Empire has been listed on their roster ever since. All their member nations are now coming under attack. We are uncertain whether we will be included, but feel it will be prudent to prepare.

With respect,
Chie Lo
Servant of the Emperor
Hurtful Thoughts
05-01-2007, 04:42
Hmm. What if there were an Alliance that melded both ideas from the CA and GASN together?

Corporate Alliance of Sovereign Nations?
CASN?
Wow. That is actually quite funny.

The Global Alliance of Corporate Alliances.
GACA?
===
Nonono!

The Global Alliance of Corprate Nations!
GACN!!!

Their leader:
Either Bill Gates or Donald Trump...
Naw...
Just let it remain the Griffencrest family...
Undershi
05-01-2007, 17:48
Well? Can't we? Can't we just all smile and be nice and help each other enslave the new nations? Well? :D

Anyways, wishing you guys luck with the whole not-nuking-each-other thing... I just hope that continues...
Asgarnieu
06-01-2007, 00:34
*Presses big-ass red button*

"Not nuking thing? Uh-oh..."

Meh, bad joke. I don't plan to have any hostile relations with the CA. As long as they keep their distance, I'm happy.


EDIT: You all should feel special; I just got my 700th post, right here on the Corporate Alliance thread. BOW BEFORE ME!!
Rosdivan
06-01-2007, 10:34
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513435

Thought you guys might be interested in that. You know, big giant satellites that go right over your head, too large to be of any feasible observation use, but a perfect size for very large weapons. Especially as I'll be announcing the deployment of space to surface weapons in that thread.
The Scandinvans
06-01-2007, 10:57
OOC: I know that this is a little spamming, but what are your offical stances about me? Then to a different question what do you think of the GIA (Grand Imperial Alliance)?
Leafanistan
06-01-2007, 21:50
Skorggia and I are conquering Die Boerstaat.
Toopoxia
06-01-2007, 21:57
Skorggia and I are conquering Die Boerstaat.

linkies please.
Leafanistan
07-01-2007, 00:09
linkies please.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513166

Questers might interfere, I want to bribe him or something. But if you guys interfere it'd be a really obvious CA conspiracy. We want to keep low-key while the EVIL Alliance Bloc takes the heat for us.
Toopoxia
07-01-2007, 00:27
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513166

Questers might interfere, I want to bribe him or something. But if you guys interfere it'd be a really obvious CA conspiracy. We want to keep low-key while the EVIL Alliance Bloc takes the heat for us.

Okay, so maybe a Regiment of Spec Ops then...
Leafanistan
07-01-2007, 00:40
linkies please.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513166

Questers might interfere, I want to bribe him or something. But if you guys interfere it'd be a really obvious CA conspiracy. We want to keep low-key while the EVIL Alliance Bloc takes the heat for us.

You can have him. I don't care about DB anymore.

Ok, but me and Skgorria are splitting him up 60 - 40 (my forces are much weaker), and we don't really have room for others to interfere. Try to find a new nation thread and befriend them for a while then turn on them. By then usually other people stop reading.
Kroando
07-01-2007, 00:42
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513166

Questers might interfere, I want to bribe him or something. But if you guys interfere it'd be a really obvious CA conspiracy. We want to keep low-key while the EVIL Alliance Bloc takes the heat for us.
[So once the war is over do we like get discounts for our heat-absorbing duties?]
Blackhelm Confederacy
07-01-2007, 00:56
OOC: I know that this is a little spamming, but what are your offical stances about me? Then to a different question what do you think of the GIA (Grand Imperial Alliance)?

I don't mind you, alittle unwilling to accept defeat, even when it is obvious you lost, but w/e. I honestly never heard of the GIA before, and so have no opinion on it.

Skorggia and I are conquering Die Boerstaat.

That sounds like fun.
Skgorria
07-01-2007, 01:00
That sounds like fun.

Oh it is, especially when I get to take the moral high ground by claiming I'm protecting some of the citizens from racial opression...
Leafanistan
07-01-2007, 01:00
[So once the war is over do we like get discounts for our heat-absorbing duties?]

You and the entire EVIL Alliance Bloc already get a 5% discount at Universal Exports.
Emporer Pudu
07-01-2007, 01:07
I've fought an alliance-spanning war alongside the CA, and now EVIL...

Why do I keep doing that, I'm neither...
Leafanistan
07-01-2007, 01:35
I've fought an alliance-spanning war alongside the CA, and now EVIL...

Why do I keep doing that, I'm neither...

Its far more fun to be on the dark side.
Toopoxia
07-01-2007, 20:21
Yo dudes, I think we should help out the EVIL Alliance, they're getting themselves smashed at the moment and if we do help them I'm sure they'd be more than willing to help us if we ever come under invasion, or if we ever attempt to destroy the GASN again, there's plenty of ways to help, you can invade Coalition nations or liberate those being invaded.
Maldorians
07-01-2007, 20:26
Wow, where have I been for like...ever? What is the E.V.I.L alliance?
Toopoxia
07-01-2007, 20:31
Wow, where have I been for like...ever? What is the E.V.I.L alliance?

EVIL Alliance Bloc (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511187)

It's pretty similar to the CA, but there are certain parts I don't agree with and joining it at the moment seems to flag you up as a target to invade, so it's best to just help them from the sidelines.
Toopoxia
12-01-2007, 18:06
(OOC: hmmm)

Toopoxia is leaving the CA, it is serving no purpose to our nation but to be a source of others vindication.
Blackhelm Confederacy
13-01-2007, 05:47
(OOC: hmmm)

Toopoxia is leaving the CA, it is serving no purpose to our nation but to be a source of others vindication.

NOOOOOO!!

Stick around, I got big plans after the Confederacy RP.
Asgarnieu
13-01-2007, 05:56
Are you going to join another alliance, Toop?

CIN or UNA are still OK, many CA/GASN members are in them as well...
Emperor Nero
13-01-2007, 05:57
(OOC: hmmm)

Toopoxia is leaving the CA, it is serving no purpose to our nation but to be a source of others vindication.

If a nation is giving your problems, the Empire stands ready to assist you.
Toopoxia
13-01-2007, 23:16
(OOC: Yeah, OOCly i'm leaving cos I'd like to go out in the world on my own, I feel that you can only have training wheels for so long before they outgrow you, also seeing what the Coalition has done to the EVIL Bloc has made me consider the possibility that staying in this alliance might quicken the end of Toopoxia, but don't worry this doesn't mean I've given up on the CA, my nation will still consider the CA nations amongst its allies and I'll help out wherever possible.)
Emperor Nero
13-01-2007, 23:50
(OOC: Yeah, OOCly i'm leaving cos I'd like to go out in the world on my own, I feel that you can only have training wheels for so long before they outgrow you, also seeing what the Coalition has done to the EVIL Bloc has made me consider the possibility that staying in this alliance might quicken the end of Toopoxia, but don't worry this doesn't mean I've given up on the CA, my nation will still consider the CA nations amongst its allies and I'll help out wherever possible.)

OOC: The coalition isn't anything to get worked up about.
Toopoxia
13-01-2007, 23:58
OOC: The coalition isn't anything to get worked up about.

(OOC: Yeah, but that aint my major reason otherwise I'd drop all my connections to the CA and go into hiding, no it's more my wanting to fly on my own for a while.)
Toopoxia
19-01-2007, 22:28
(OOC: Again, hmmm, is this alliance even still alive, anywho's just come over to gauge interest for an upcoming thread which will be explaining away the recent actions of Toopoxia, not really sure how to RP at the moment but it's gonna build up to something big which I don't wanna give away, meh join it if ye want.)
Leafanistan
20-01-2007, 21:42
We need another conquest. My plan of staying lowkey in Die Boerstaat worked. We need an 'OIL FOR SALE LAWL' thread. If you spot any, post here. Try to be first to it.
Drexel Hillsville
24-01-2007, 22:42
Here's a thread that should be of interest...

This one... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=515586&highlight=Corporate+Alliance)
Leafanistan
25-01-2007, 19:07
Secret IC to CA Nations

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12252104

Attention Patient Imperializers, this will be a by the book operation.

The plan is a simple 'reconstruction' operation while we secretly fund the rebels, force them and the government to fight each other and when they are weak, we crush them both.

This isn't a pushover like Die Boerstaat, it can go seriously hot so be prepared to be just benevolent if the operation gets too dangerous and settle for economic imperalization.

[END]
[NS]ICCD-Intracircumcordei
27-01-2007, 05:47
ICCD may be coming into a conflict with serveral members of the Corporate alliance.

Just to say ahead of time, it is not an attack directed to disrupt the corporate alliance. It just happens to be potentially invovling members of the alliance such as perhaps calandonia prime.
Just a heads up.
Cravan
27-01-2007, 22:52
((I don't believe Clanny is a member anymore, anyway.))
Clandonia Prime
27-01-2007, 22:55
((I don't believe Clanny is a member anymore, anyway.))

OOC: Correct and spell my name right please.
Shazbotdom
27-01-2007, 23:33
OOC: Correct and spell my name right *edited*

OOC:
I'd watch the flaming. I've seen you flame in 2 threads already. You called ppl wankers and now Imbecile. Why don't you calm down a bit before someone does report you for callin them names? That would be the proper thing to do. Well that and editing your posts to take out those namecallings that you've already done.
Blackhelm Confederacy
27-01-2007, 23:58
ICCD-Intracircumcordei;12258899']ICCD may be coming into a conflict with serveral members of the Corporate alliance.

Just to say ahead of time, it is not an attack directed to disrupt the corporate alliance. It just happens to be potentially invovling members of the alliance such as perhaps calandonia prime.
Just a heads up.

Clandonia left because Transylvania threatened him. Go for it.
Dephire
30-01-2007, 16:20
"I'm considering removing my status from a member of your alliance to just a mere client. I have not been impressed nor have I seen anything worthwhile for me to stay within this Alliance. For me to stay, I would have to see something new and exciting, such as a better dental plan. If I do not, then you can say 'chao' to the Dark Brotherhood of Dephire. Yes, I have taken up status of 'Dark Brotherhood', however, I'm becoming more Liberator-Protectorate than Invader-Oppressor. This will be Permanent. Thank you and Good Day."
Leafanistan
30-01-2007, 17:41
"I'm considering removing my status from a member of your alliance to just a mere client. I have not been impressed nor have I seen anything worthwhile for me to stay within this Alliance. For me to stay, I would have to see something new and exciting, such as a better dental plan. If I do not, then you can say 'chao' to the Dark Brotherhood of Dephire. Yes, I have taken up status of 'Dark Brotherhood', however, I'm becoming more Liberator-Protectorate than Invader-Oppressor. This will be Permanent. Thank you and Good Day."

Because no one is online to join me in my raping and pillaging.

Secret IC to CA Nations

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12252104

Attention Patient Imperializers, this will be a by the book operation.

The plan is a simple 'reconstruction' operation while we secretly fund the rebels, force them and the government to fight each other and when they are weak, we crush them both.

This isn't a pushover like Die Boerstaat, it can go seriously hot so be prepared to be just benevolent if the operation gets too dangerous and settle for economic imperalization.

[END]

Frankly speaking our recent efforts have been rather transparent yet we have experienced little molestation. That is right, the GASN is full of CA molesters.
Toopoxia
30-01-2007, 17:50
(OOC: I take offence to that, I'm online to join in raping and pillaging! I'm just not an official CA member. :( )
Emperor Nero
30-01-2007, 18:54
SIC

To: The Corporate Alliance
Re: Conquest

Our beloved leader, Emperor Nero, agrees it is time for the Corporate Alliance to exert ourselves once again. Our military is in good order, and ready to fight should a profitable venture present itself.

With respect,
Chie Lo
Servant of the Emperor
Dephire
03-02-2007, 19:42
Well, I'm back to Nationstates.

However, I'm leaving the Corporate Alliance.

Do check your mailboxes, there will be a great surprise...:D
Blackhelm Confederacy
03-02-2007, 20:26
Well kids, lets go kick ass, I'm about to go cause a war. Who's with me!!
Dephire
03-02-2007, 20:32
*Chuckles*

Not I. In fact, I will defend whichever country you choose to strike.
Blackhelm Confederacy
03-02-2007, 20:55
I look forward to doing your military harm. And get off of my page.
Leafanistan
03-02-2007, 22:53
Well, I'm back to Nationstates.

However, I'm leaving the Corporate Alliance.

Do check your mailboxes, there will be a great surprise...:D

I never get surprises. Racist.

:p

WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

Count on the Republic of the Red Islands and our navy.
Leafanistan
05-02-2007, 00:29
I have bid $40 billion and will bid up to $80 billion for this oil, which is around $1 per barrel of oil, and with the investment it will take $10 billion more to take advantage of the field.

I'd be glad if you could be there to help fund it if I win the bid. While my subsidy will cover this, we'd like this to be a group effort.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12293188
Leafanistan
05-02-2007, 03:22
I have bid $40 billion and will bid up to $80 billion for this oil, which is around $1 per barrel of oil, and with the investment it will take $10 billion more to take advantage of the field.

I'd be glad if you could be there to help fund it if I win the bid. While my subsidy will cover this, we'd like this to be a group effort.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12293188

Ack, Current bid is 88.5 Billion USD, too rich for my blood.
Blackhelm Confederacy
05-02-2007, 06:02
Ack, Current bid is 88.5 Billion USD, too rich for my blood.

I can lend you some money....or we can just take the oil.
Leafanistan
05-02-2007, 06:10
I can lend you some money....or we can just take the oil.

Half the Sovereign League is all over it. Unsafe, we can try a $100 billion bid if you want.

I went for $90 billion. I can go up to $100 billion with some funds from some friends.
Blackhelm Confederacy
05-02-2007, 06:20
Half the Sovereign League is all over it. Unsafe, we can try a $100 billion bid if you want.

I went for $90 billion. I can go up to $100 billion with some funds from some friends.

How much is this investment going to be worth in teh long run?
Leafanistan
05-02-2007, 06:29
How much is this investment going to be worth in teh long run?

Its an estimated 80 billion barrels of oil. Probably another $10-20 billion developing it. It'll probably be profitable up to $1.2 trillion. I can spare up to $120 billion on this. We'll use cheap labor from our conquest in Galation and my conquest in Die Boerstaat with Skroggia.
Blackhelm Confederacy
05-02-2007, 06:32
Eighty billion barrels eh? I will lend you 160 billion dollars in return for a contract on oil sales.
Leafanistan
05-02-2007, 06:46
Eighty billion barrels eh? I will lend you 160 billion dollars in return for a contract on oil sales.

I'll keep bidding up to 280 billion US then. Actually, I'll be signing off for the night and if you could keep the CA bid going at:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12293979
Leafanistan
05-02-2007, 19:33
OOC: Gorram' it! We lost the bid to Imperial Gas and Oil based in Praetonia.

IC:

Corporate Alliance Internal Status Report

Hello merry band of evil executives, we have bad news and good news.

Bad news is that we lost the bid for an Eurasian Oil find, 80 billion barrels, lost to Imperial Gas and Oil in Praetonia. You win some you lose some.

The good news is that our success in Die Boerstaat is nearly complete. The Boer Population is nearly completely subdued with little interference except from a certain radical faction that will soon be extinct.

In other news, our geologists report a good chance of a large diamond find in Die Boerstaat and we'll soon be raking in the riches of that. Our mining operations should begin soon. From the X-Ray Tomography reports the veins could descend up to 3 kilometers into the earth. If any CA members wish to bring in miners and their associated equipment they can as soon as we retrieve core samples and distribute a map.

Now in a similar vein, a civil war has broken out in Barudii and we believe our ally Skorggia is involved already. However from the looks of it, the violence has died down and the country has regained stability. (OOC: Godmodding, blah blah blah).

If anyone has any 'resources' that need exploiting, speak up.

[END]
Toopoxia
05-02-2007, 19:59
Diplomatic Message from Toopoxia to the Corporate Alliance

We would like to bring attention towards our recent efforts against the nation of Icovir, we have taken the side of defending Ethiopia against these Muslim aggressors, although assistence is not a nessecity we beleive that it will be far easier upon our own forces and allow for the access of more resources.

On a further note we would like to repeal our leaving of this alliance, we have realised that together we are stronger and in departing we will only serve to spread the tide of Communism, we hope that this is agreeable and that we will be accepted back into this alliance with no harm done to our relations.

(OOC: Icovir-Toopoxican war (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516313), we're waiting until we've got Ethiopia RPing done and then RPing the actual maionland conflict, but I'm not planning on letting Ethiopia go easily so this war may take some time.)
Blackhelm Confederacy
06-02-2007, 01:21
OOC: Gorram' it! We lost the bid to Imperial Gas and Oil based in Praetonia.

IC:

Corporate Alliance Internal Status Report

Hello merry band of evil executives, we have bad news and good news.

Bad news is that we lost the bid for an Eurasian Oil find, 80 billion barrels, lost to Imperial Gas and Oil in Praetonia. You win some you lose some.

The good news is that our success in Die Boerstaat is nearly complete. The Boer Population is nearly completely subdued with little interference except from a certain radical faction that will soon be extinct.

In other news, our geologists report a good chance of a large diamond find in Die Boerstaat and we'll soon be raking in the riches of that. Our mining operations should begin soon. From the X-Ray Tomography reports the veins could descend up to 3 kilometers into the earth. If any CA members wish to bring in miners and their associated equipment they can as soon as we retrieve core samples and distribute a map.

Now in a similar vein, a civil war has broken out in Barudii and we believe our ally Skorggia is involved already. However from the looks of it, the violence has died down and the country has regained stability. (OOC: Godmodding, blah blah blah).

If anyone has any 'resources' that need exploiting, speak up.

[END]

I'm already in Barudii with Pudu.
Leafanistan
06-02-2007, 20:11
Internal Situation Report

Kravania is infuriating a member of Sovereign League. We should deploy to take down Kravania, we can look good, and we can play these cards right, we can look really good in the eyes of others.

This is an opportunity to turn ourselves from a group of imperialists to just a group of good-doing capitalist nations.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=517136

[END]
Leafanistan
06-02-2007, 20:15
Diplomatic Message from Toopoxia to the Corporate Alliance

We would like to bring attention towards our recent efforts against the nation of Icovir, we have taken the side of defending Ethiopia against these Muslim aggressors, although assistence is not a nessecity we beleive that it will be far easier upon our own forces and allow for the access of more resources.

On a further note we would like to repeal our leaving of this alliance, we have realised that together we are stronger and in departing we will only serve to spread the tide of Communism, we hope that this is agreeable and that we will be accepted back into this alliance with no harm done to our relations.

(OOC: Icovir-Toopoxican war (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516313), we're waiting until we've got Ethiopia RPing done and then RPing the actual maionland conflict, but I'm not planning on letting Ethiopia go easily so this war may take some time.)

Response

We can approve an emergency 20% discount and we can spare 1 surface action group to land 2 divisions of mechanized infantry. What do you say?

[END]
Toopoxia
06-02-2007, 20:16
Response

We can approve an emergency 20% discount and we can spare 1 surface action group to land 2 divisions of mechanized infantry. What do you say?

[END]

(OOC: too sick to respond anything coherently IC at the moment so just assume this is a yes.)
Leafanistan
08-02-2007, 19:27
The M32 and M26 from Otagia that we bought the licenses for are now being distributed to CA members only via my Storefront. Order up and arm yourselves for the PMT battlefield.

I am developing a cheap alternative to the M26: the CAR-65 which will use AR-330 tech. The AR-550 was originally going to be the AR-330 and act as a new caseless rifle for the Leafanistani Army. But, they chose a competing design called the KF11 Higgs using a large 7.62mm Caseless so the designers retooled it to fill the FFR (Freedom Fighter Rifle) Program. They finally switched to cased rounds because making cheap caseless rounds was difficult.
Otagia
08-02-2007, 20:10
I don't believe I sold you rights to sell or distribute the M26 to nations outside your own, or to sell them for that matter...
Leafanistan
15-02-2007, 21:43
I don't believe I sold you rights to sell or distribute the M26 to nations outside your own, or to sell them for that matter...

I charge how much it costs me to make them. And I believe you sold the rights to the entire Corporate Alliance.

It is also part of the CA Charter:

2nd Chapter:

1) All members shall open trade with all other members, free of tariffs.

If I charge extra to make a profit, in some way that can be interpreted as a tariff.
Leafanistan
15-02-2007, 23:04
Encrypted Internal CA Memo

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=518210

Shazbotdom has begun selling prisoners, a clear violation of human rights. If you can find the other alliances he is in and report him anonymously, we can remove a serious thorn from our sides.

Remember to research, find out if they have a humanitarian clause like the GASN (already reported to), and then guilt trip them into kicking him out.

"Expel Shazbotdom or sell your soul because you are too afraid to stand up to violators."

[END]
Blackhelm Confederacy
15-02-2007, 23:08
I like the way you think Leaf. I'm on it.
Leafanistan
21-02-2007, 06:21
GUSN or Global Union of Socialist Nations has formed.

Our old friend WSP is there. Want to stomp that wasp nest?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=518682
The World Soviet Party
21-02-2007, 14:29
Im like a corporate magnet!
Bynzekistan
21-02-2007, 15:19
GUSN or Global Union of Socialist Nations has formed.

Our old friend WSP is there. Want to stomp that wasp nest?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=518682

I take it you lot have crossed paths before? I mean, I know the typical Socialist v Capitalist story, but is there something else going on here?
The World Soviet Party
21-02-2007, 15:24
I take it you lot have crossed paths before? I mean, I know the typical Socialist v Capitalist story, but is there something else going on here?

There was a war involved and all.
Bynzekistan
21-02-2007, 15:29
Right. Fair enough. Cool.

** exits stage right **
Blackhelm Confederacy
24-02-2007, 19:36
yes...yes..war. I like it.
Hurtful Thoughts
24-02-2007, 21:47
It was a rather big war, even I was involved.

Mostly just to double cross the CA and inflict mass casualties upon them while attempting to assasinate Mr. Griffencrest.

(He' a tough nut to kill)

Plus the Pudites went in on a 3rd party rampage killing all who got in his way...

Then TWSP decided that the point was moot.
Blackhelm Confederacy
24-02-2007, 23:45
So...we attack TWSP again? Who's for it?
Blackhelm Confederacy
24-02-2007, 23:46
Like a magnet in a room full of bullets.

We'll have to play like Nod, mostly underhanded stuff to screw with others. Lets have an RP where we systematically attack The World Soviet Party shipping with midget submarines launched from cargo ships crisscrossing major cargo routes.

That would work.
Leafanistan
24-02-2007, 23:47
Im like a corporate magnet!

Like a magnet in a room full of bullets.

We'll have to play like Nod, mostly underhanded stuff to screw with others. Lets have an RP where we systematically attack The World Soviet Party shipping with midget submarines launched from cargo ships crisscrossing major cargo routes.
The World Soviet Party
25-02-2007, 00:09
Oh, so much atention.

Midget Submarines are FTW, though they might be a little... odd.
Rosdivan
25-02-2007, 00:55
TWSP, give me a TG if they do that and you want some escort carriers to defend your shipping (as well as some light attack planes to go with them). No_endorse and I have been putting one together, it should be just what you need in that situation.
The World Soviet Party
25-02-2007, 01:20
TWSP, give me a TG if they do that and you want some escort carriers to defend your shipping (as well as some light attack planes to go with them). No_endorse and I have been putting one together, it should be just what you need in that situation.

Sure, no problem.
Leafanistan
25-02-2007, 02:14
TWSP, give me a TG if they do that and you want some escort carriers to defend your shipping (as well as some light attack planes to go with them). No_endorse and I have been putting one together, it should be just what you need in that situation.

There are two things wrong with this solution. The first one is more etiquette than anything, using OOC information for IC problems. You aren't aware at all the Corporate Alliance is going to screw with you. In fact, besides the DB incident the CA has been rather quiet.

The second problem is cost wise. A modest country has dozens of ships going in and out of probably 10 or more ports. A country TWSP's size with its huge population imports:

$2,404,532,103,750.00 per year.

That is around $6.5 billion a day, and if half of this trade is done by air and electronic trade that is $3.29 billion US. Thanks to TWSP's porn industry he has a trade surplus of:

$132,971,309,008.33 per year.

That is $364 million US per day. What is upkeep of keeping thousands of ships safe? Or forcing them to follow a single route? Or rearranging all those schedules? If TWSP does escort all his shipping in a very NS way, he'd be putting a massive multi-billion cost, per day, on his trade, enough to give him a trade deficit. He'd have to pay via his defense budget, or take out loans.

Despite him being communist, I'm sure there are some sound economic minds ensuring his nation doesn't flounder and he won't be able to afford upkeep so well.

Besides, where there is a will, there is a weapon.
The World Soviet Party
25-02-2007, 02:19
There are two things wrong with this solution. The first one is more etiquette than anything, using OOC information for IC problems. You aren't aware at all the Corporate Alliance is going to screw with you. In fact, besides the DB incident the CA has been rather quiet.

The second problem is cost wise. A modest country has dozens of ships going in and out of probably 10 or more ports. A country TWSP's size with its huge population imports:

$2,404,532,103,750.00 per year.

That is around $6.5 billion a day, and if half of this trade is done by air and electronic trade that is $3.29 billion US. Thanks to TWSP's porn industry he has a trade surplus of:

$132,971,309,008.33 per year.

That is $364 million US per day. What is upkeep of keeping thousands of ships safe? Or forcing them to follow a single route? Or rearranging all those schedules? If TWSP does escort all his shipping in a very NS way, he'd be putting a massive multi-billion cost, per day, on his trade, enough to give him a trade deficit. He'd have to pay via his defense budget, or take out loans.

Despite him being communist, I'm sure there are some sound economic minds ensuring his nation doesn't flounder and he won't be able to afford upkeep so well.

Besides, where there is a will, there is a weapon.

Well, I wouldnt buy them unless I found out someone's attacking me, besides, most of my nation's trade is made by land or air, seeing that we have small coasts and that we have to go by a small International Waters Corridor (seeing how its sorrounded by other nations) which is chock full of ships (not only ours).
And, I wont, and I repeat, wont, put escorts on all of my ships, probably the most important ones.
That, or tell the countries nearby that their commerce is in danger too and that we must form a special patrol fleet =p
Undershi
26-02-2007, 05:35
Hay, Blackhelm, Leafanistan - how's the CA been recently? Looking for another war with TWSP? Maybe I'll help... IIRC, I'm still allied with both of you guys, in spite of no longer being a member of the alliance. Needless to say, I won't be sending in my full military (too little time due to OOC RL constraints, etc.), but I might send in some IIS divisions... hmmm... Remember the Battle of Gomez Valley? :D
Ezaltia
26-02-2007, 06:15
Remember the Battle of Gomez Valley? :D

Oh, that was pretty cool. As a matter of fact, I enjoyed reading that whole war, it was pretty well fought. If there's a Round 2, I'm in. On TWSP's side, of course.
The World Soviet Party
26-02-2007, 06:25
Oh, that was pretty cool. As a matter of fact, I enjoyed reading that whole war, it was pretty well fought. If there's a Round 2, I'm in. On TWSP's side, of course.

Define "well fought" :p
Ezaltia
26-02-2007, 06:36
Define "well fought" :p

Well RPed, for the most part. Until Hataria teleported his troops into St. John, Shazbotdom gave himself about 3x the population he really had, and Maldorians started yelling at Trivalvia for 'being a noob.'

Up until the last 5 pages or so, it was a great war to read. My favorite highlights:

-A CA nation accidentally bombing Blackhelm's troops (I forget who)

-The last stand of the Undershi Marines

-Blackhelm bombing his own men (no offense, BC, but it was funny)

-Rustov's charge

-Blackhelm's outflanking of said charge

-Wanderjar's kidnapping of Griffincrest himself

-Various A-10s playing "I Can't get no Satisfaction" :p
The Scandinvans
26-02-2007, 06:41
OOC: Excuse me for semi-spam, but can someone give me a link for that thread as it sounds cool and I never finish reading it.:(
Ezaltia
26-02-2007, 06:44
OOC: Excuse me for semi-spam, but can someone give me a link for that thread as it sounds cool and I never finish reading it.:(

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=498377
The World Soviet Party
26-02-2007, 06:48
-Various A-10s playing "I Can't get no Satisfaction" :p

Those were mine :D , ah, good times (tm)!
Dephire
26-02-2007, 06:52
-=I'm sorry, but were people blind in that war? Bombing their own people...
Oh, that does seem funny, the whole "I can't get no satisfaction".
The Scandinvans
26-02-2007, 07:00
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=498377OOC: Thanks a lot!:cool: :)
Dephire
26-02-2007, 07:34
Undershi, Scandivans, and Pudu (if you are there) please look at your Telegrams.
Blackhelm Confederacy
26-02-2007, 18:17
Hay, Blackhelm, Leafanistan - how's the CA been recently? Looking for another war with TWSP? Maybe I'll help... IIRC, I'm still allied with both of you guys, in spite of no longer being a member of the alliance. Needless to say, I won't be sending in my full military (too little time due to OOC RL constraints, etc.), but I might send in some IIS divisions... hmmm... Remember the Battle of Gomez Valley? :D

Undershi! How the hell are ya!

And I didn't bomb my own men...31337 Soup bombed me, who was a CA member. And Griffincrest never got kidnapped, he bugged out and moved to Leafanistan.
Ezaltia
26-02-2007, 18:23
Undershi! How the hell are ya!

And I didn't bomb my own men...31337 Soup bombed me, who was a CA member. And Griffincrest never got kidnapped, he bugged out and moved to Leafanistan.

Remember? you were fighting Aequatio, and you used a smokescreen, which blinded your bombers.
Blackhelm Confederacy
26-02-2007, 18:28
Remember? you were fighting Aequatio, and you used a smokescreen, which blinded your bombers.

Damn, your right, I did didn't I?

Eh, well at least it made for good RP.
The World Soviet Party
26-02-2007, 18:48
I also killed some Mercenaries using nothing but music:

-"This is flight leader Alpha to Flightgroup Alpha, turn Psychological on, over"-
-"Roger that Alpha Leader"-
In perfect unison, every A-10 in the group turned their speakers on, "I Cant Get No Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones blasting through them.


The mercenaries were kind of confused, but continued pressing into the airbase. About 30 had fallen in the attack, but they continued on.
Rosdivan
26-02-2007, 18:58
There are two things wrong with this solution. The first one is more etiquette than anything, using OOC information for IC problems. You aren't aware at all the Corporate Alliance is going to screw with you. In fact, besides the DB incident the CA has been rather quiet.

It's not OOC info for IC problems. This ship is very much being going to be exported and I was simply giving him the heads up to make him aware of it if he was interested in it.


<snip>


You don't have to use convoying you know (and I argue against it). Hunter-killer groups guiding off of flaming datums (ships reporting a strike) work just fine.
The World Soviet Party
26-02-2007, 19:02
Just for the LAWL:

Communication to the Blackhelm Confederacy

We do not give into threats so easily, we will defend ourselves if challenged, for now we will return our forces and consult with our ADAN allies. Stop your blatent agresion towards our socialist brethren and the attacks on New Ashua as there is no point in either war.
Clandonia Prime
26-02-2007, 19:07
Just for the LAWL:

OOO: LAWL at when I was teh commie!
The World Soviet Party
26-02-2007, 19:08
OOO: LAWL at when I was teh commie!

Indeed, you even fire-bombed CA troops *Thumbs up*
Blackhelm Confederacy
26-02-2007, 20:32
Indeed, you even fire-bombed CA troops *Thumbs up*

And then got turned into a wasteland...
Leafanistan
26-02-2007, 23:03
Are we going to screw with some GASN Scum already? I have a plan that is a bit far fetched and very James Bondish if you are interested.
Blackhelm Confederacy
26-02-2007, 23:07
Are we going to screw with some GASN Scum already? I have a plan that is a bit far fetched and very James Bondish if you are interested.

Well, lets here it, I'm always down to mess with the GASN.
The Silver Sky
27-02-2007, 00:38
*cracks knuckles* You mess with GASN, you mess with me :D Mess with me, well let's just say the CA will be very shortly lived. :D
imported_Illior
27-02-2007, 00:42
*Puts an arm in front of TSS and pushes him back*
You think he's bad? you'll have to deal with me first.
*Puts on a maniacal smile*
Leafanistan
27-02-2007, 02:41
Because the last few attempts on the destruction of the CA worked so well. We never conquered Die Boerstaat, destroyed Sudafrika, attacked the People's Freedom, participated in the Barudii Civil War, conquered and nuked the Galation, seize dstrategic oilfields there, sank a Londim Warship or any of that stuff.

:D
Blackhelm Confederacy
27-02-2007, 02:57
Because the last few attempts on the destruction of the CA worked so well. We never conquered Die Boerstaat, destroyed Sudafrika, attacked the People's Freedom, participated in the Barudii Civil War, conquered and nuked the Galation, seize dstrategic oilfields there, sank a Londim Warship or any of that stuff.

:D

LOL hahahahahahaha
Leafanistan
27-02-2007, 03:10
I jumped in with Kraven with my new toys. Long Island class Escort carriers with Po-2 Biplanes with Mark 46 torpedoes. Blast from the past.
Blackhelm Confederacy
27-02-2007, 03:33
I jumped in with Kraven with my new toys. Long Island class Escort carriers with Po-2 Biplanes with Mark 46 torpedoes. Blast from the past.

...Are bi-planes really a good idea?
Leafanistan
27-02-2007, 03:38
...Are bi-planes really a good idea?

My torps are NATO standard, but the biplanes are a good idea.

The Bismarck was disabled by biplanes because its mechanical gunsights couldn't lock onto the slow moving aircraft and their RADAR couldn't detect the tiny targets.

I also use a ridiculously undersized engine which produces so little heat and I'm moving so slowly there is a good chance heat-seeking missiles shot at me will simply overshoot because they can't handle such a slow moving aircraft.

Then there is the problem of stall speed. Modern jet fighter's stall speed is well above my maximum speed. Only a helicopter or fully manual guns like mounted on the side of the ship have a chance. I'll try to stay out of the range of those kind of guns anyway. As for copters they are vulnerable to the Stinger a guy in the backseat is carting.

If I score a single kill, I'll be ranting about it for weeks to come my friend.
Zonon 8
27-02-2007, 22:16
wow 112 pages, WOW

Ok down too buisness. i am the leader of a rejion that can be turned into a CA base with only one other person in the rejion (he can be kicked out) also i have spies, spy technoligy and stelth. also i have a hatred for GASN beacause i apperantly am 'too puny' for them, i have not alot of power and am a bit new, but i NEED a allience soon or i will be destroyed.
The World Soviet Party
27-02-2007, 22:27
wow 112 pages, WOW

Ok down too buisness. i am the leader of a rejion that can be turned into a CA base with only one other person in the rejion (he can be kicked out) also i have spies, spy technoligy and stelth. also i have a hatred for GASN beacause i apperantly am 'too puny' for them, i have not alot of power and am a bit new, but i NEED a allience soon or i will be destroyed.

Destroyed by whom?
Toopoxia
27-02-2007, 22:27
Destroyed by whom?

COMMUNISTS!!! :P

YEah other CA dudes, gonna try running MT alongside FT cos I'm not gonna get any worse in MT RPing and I need a war, so yeah, throw some stuff my way...
Cravan
27-02-2007, 22:36
wow 112 pages, WOW

Ok down too buisness. i am the leader of a rejion that can be turned into a CA base with only one other person in the rejion (he can be kicked out) also i have spies, spy technoligy and stelth. also i have a hatred for GASN beacause i apperantly am 'too puny' for them, i have not alot of power and am a bit new, but i NEED a allience soon or i will be destroyed.

Erm... Hi, I'm Cravan. Please don't say you're too puny for us until you actually try to apply. Thanks in advance, and welcome to NS.

[/fairly awkward moment]

(Sidenote: I'd really like to know what I've done to deserve this long of being annoyed by you guys. :( I'm not that goody-goody ICly, am I? :p )
Toopoxia
27-02-2007, 22:41
Erm... Hi, I'm Cravan. Please don't say you're too puny for us until you actually try to apply. Thanks in advance, and welcome to NS.

[/fairly awkward moment]

(Sidenote: I'd really like to know what I've done to deserve this long of being annoyed by you guys. :( I'm not that goody-goody ICly, am I? :p )

it's been the same throughout history, Good Guy vs Bad Guy

Hey guys, what if we tried to take down Cravan :P
Cravan
27-02-2007, 22:47
it's been the same throughout history, Good Guy vs Bad Guy

Hey guys, what if we tried to take down Cravan :P

I've already had to drop one RP due to time constraints (I really wanted to play it out, too), so the prospect is pretty fuckin' unlikely, Toops. Nice try, though. :P
Blackhelm Confederacy
28-02-2007, 00:24
wow 112 pages, WOW

Ok down too buisness. i am the leader of a rejion that can be turned into a CA base with only one other person in the rejion (he can be kicked out) also i have spies, spy technoligy and stelth. also i have a hatred for GASN beacause i apperantly am 'too puny' for them, i have not alot of power and am a bit new, but i NEED a allience soon or i will be destroyed.

Hello new best friend, and welcome aboard.
Leafanistan
01-03-2007, 21:52
I wonder if the TWSP uses Liquified Natural Gas Carriers.

Those things can hold around 33 million gallons of liquid Natural Gas, its like a 12 kiloton bomb.

We just have to hijack one, and point it straight at the only port in TWSP and shut it down.

Economic and Terrorist Attacks are good for pissing him off.
Rosdivan
01-03-2007, 21:59
I wonder if the TWSP uses Liquified Natural Gas Carriers.

Those things can hold around 33 million gallons of liquid Natural Gas, its like a 12 kiloton bomb.

We just have to hijack one, and point it straight at the only port in TWSP and shut it down.

Economic and Terrorist Attacks are good for pissing him off.

It's only like a 12 kiloton bomb if you manage to get the gas to disperse properly prior to detonation. Which will be just about impossible. Even properly designed fuel air explosives have a failure rate of about 70% (thermobarics are a lot better however).
Questers
01-03-2007, 22:07
The Bismarck was disabled by biplanes because its mechanical gunsights couldn't lock onto the slow moving aircraft and their RADAR couldn't detect the tiny targets

This is why battleships are covered in CIWS and autocannons. Trust me, I already used WW2 style torp biplanes, they don't work.
Shazbotdom
01-03-2007, 22:53
wow 112 pages, WOW

Ok down too buisness. i am the leader of a rejion that can be turned into a CA base with only one other person in the rejion (he can be kicked out) also i have spies, spy technoligy and stelth. also i have a hatred for GASN beacause i apperantly am 'too puny' for them, i have not alot of power and am a bit new, but i NEED a allience soon or i will be destroyed.

Dude...

I looked through your posting history and Cravan's right. And out of 75 posts, not once did you post a message in the GASN Alliance Thread. And if you did you would have been put on the pending list.
Leafanistan
01-03-2007, 23:29
This is why battleships are covered in CIWS and autocannons. Trust me, I already used WW2 style torp biplanes, they don't work.

The problem is that helicopters, while cheap, are still expensive, and it has become cheaper than Po-2 Biplanes. Hell, North Korea still uses them, and with a new engine derived from light sport planes it is cheap and still have the same effect.

Besides, I don't exactly swarm the enemy ship with them, I use the torpedo attack patterns that helicopters today use. Move parallel to the ship then have each craft in turn, turn perpendicularly to the ship, launch, then turn away.

The second seat in the back, there is a guy with a Stinger, some form of defense. Some people carry M72 LAWs to attack other ships but they are minor little things.

It's only like a 12 kiloton bomb if you manage to get the gas to disperse properly prior to detonation. Which will be just about impossible. Even properly designed fuel air explosives have a failure rate of about 70% (thermobarics are a lot better however).

The source I used for that number is flawed as the oil ship crashed into a munitions ship in Halifax. It'd still be a tremendous disaster and shut down the port. The fires would rage for days and the detonation of each canister of natural gas would still be devastating. If I were to sink the ship in the opening and start a raging fire, I could prevent TWSP naval activities for a while.
Iragia
07-03-2007, 06:06
At the invitation of the Blackhelm Confederacy, it has been decided that it is in the best interests of the Republic of Iragia to join the Corporate Alliance.
Ezaltia
07-03-2007, 06:08
At the invitation of the Blackhelm Confederacy, it has been decided that it is in the best interests of the Republic of Iragia to join the Corporate Alliance.

Oh, dear...that peaceful democracy I helped to create....gone...:(

;)
Leafanistan
07-03-2007, 06:15
Oh, dear...that peaceful democracy I helped to create....gone...:(

;)

Ah well, you know what they say:

Democracies are dictatorships of the majority. And the majority of people are money grubbing capitalistic whores evidently.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! :p
Iragia
07-03-2007, 06:21
We're still a democracy. Peaceful went out with the window when Baker's Landing turned into a crater and Lt. Gen Mason took power. (Dont forget, 'twas the Civil defence running the propaganda machine, camps, and who blew the mines in the north down onto the prisoners inside).

As for joining CA, well, 3 million Dephirian troops and Sovereign League invaders probably more than willing to invade don't make for a nice happy democracy.
The World Soviet Party
07-03-2007, 06:23
Ah well, you know what they say:

Democracies are dictatorships of the majority. And the majority of people are money grubbing capitalistic whores evidently.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! :p

Indeed (http://www.soviet-empire.com/ussr/library/images/humour/america_world.gif)
Shazbotdom
07-03-2007, 06:25
Indeed (http://www.soviet-empire.com/ussr/library/images/humour/america_world.gif)

That place don't allow hotlinking there TWSP.
The World Soviet Party
07-03-2007, 06:29
That place don't allow hotlinking there TWSP.

Weird, works for me.

Well, here it is then:

http://www.soviet-empire.com/ussr/library/images/humour/america_world.gif
Undershi
07-03-2007, 18:04
Undershi! How the hell are ya!

And I didn't bomb my own men...31337 Soup bombed me, who was a CA member. And Griffincrest never got kidnapped, he bugged out and moved to Leafanistan.

Oh, I'm good. Things were quite bad for a while in my RL, but now they're back to normal... mostly.
So, if the CA is going to go to war with TWSP... well, yeah, you can count me in.
After all, what would my IIS Storm Troopers be without the oppertunity for more suicidal banzai charges, eh? :D
Hotdogs2
07-03-2007, 19:13
IC:

Hotdogs2 is not in the slightest bothered by CA, they are no threat to Hotdogs2 although we will act to intervene should ours closest allies be attacked by this organisation. The GDI shall therefore stay neutral against the CA for the time being, unless Questers becomes a target, in which case we shall gladly join forces with GASN. However we hope that will not happen, no one in their right mind would interfere with our esteemed ally Questers.

OOC: i think Clandonia is in the GDI, and wasn't Eurasia in GASN before? Clandonias GDi i think, so all is good to sta neutral lol

EDIT- my 500th Post! :D
Cravan
07-03-2007, 21:09
IC:

Hotdogs2 is not in the slightest bothered by CA, they are no threat to Hotdogs2 although we will act to intervene should ours closest allies be attacked by this organisation. The GDI shall therefore stay neutral against the CA for the time being, unless Questers becomes a target, in which case we shall gladly join forces with GASN. However we hope that will not happen, no one in their right mind would interfere with our esteemed ally Questers.

OOC: i think Clandonia is in the GDI, and wasn't Eurasia in GASN before? Clandonias GDi i think, so all is good to sta neutral lol

EDIT- my 500th Post! :D

((OOC: I'm a member of GDI and GASN's founder. >.>;

In any case, pay no attention to the member list. It's not up to date, last I checked. Eurasia is now a member of GASN and CP is aligned with the SL as well as a member of GDI.))
Honako
07-03-2007, 21:57
Honako would be interested in joining this alliance. We have been looking to be involved in a larger group of people for a while now, but most alliances are very exclusive and hard to get into or have a strict set of rules which our nation cannot follow. We are a small yet growing nation (OOC: I mean on the forums - we now have RPing experience etc.) with allies and we wish to expand on this. So, out of all the alliances we have looked at this is the one that has interested us the most.

Basically, we would like to join if you'd accept us.

Mrs. Bourla Parkins,
High Commissioner Of Honako
Toopoxia
07-03-2007, 22:10
GASN and CP is aligned with the SL as well as a member of GDI.))

(OOC: GAAAAAAAH!!!! TOO MANY LETTERS!!!!)
Blackhelm Confederacy
08-03-2007, 00:49
Honako would be interested in joining this alliance. We have been looking to be involved in a larger group of people for a while now, but most alliances are very exclusive and hard to get into or have a strict set of rules which our nation cannot follow. We are a small yet growing nation (OOC: I mean on the forums - we now have RPing experience etc.) with allies and we wish to expand on this. So, out of all the alliances we have looked at this is the one that has interested us the most.

Basically, we would like to join if you'd accept us.

Mrs. Bourla Parkins,
High Commissioner Of Honako


Welcome aboard.
Iragia
08-03-2007, 16:12
With Iragia rebuilding it's armed forces, and our first units now being considered trained and combat ready, we would like to take an opportunity to test them in either actual operations or training exercises with our CA allies.

Is the CA presently engaged in operations, or any large scale training exercises in which our first armoured division, or at least elements of it participate?
Leafanistan
08-03-2007, 16:20
With Iragia rebuilding it's armed forces, and our first units now being considered trained and combat ready, we would like to take an opportunity to test them in either actual operations or training exercises with our CA allies.

Is the CA presently engaged in operations, or any large scale training exercises in which our first armoured division, or at least elements of it participate?

Encrypted Response

We are currently engaged in major combat operations in Groznyi and cannot spare forces for combat exercises.

However, if you dedicate those forces to rear-line support and free up our front line mercenaries you can gain valuable combat experience in an urban theatre.

You will also gain our support and increased loyalty. Bring major artillery and tank destroyers.

However, you must be able to tolerate some unscrupulous behavior as we are engaged in the trade of human beings and heavy looting. Spoils of War.

[END]
Blackhelm Confederacy
08-03-2007, 21:01
With Iragia rebuilding it's armed forces, and our first units now being considered trained and combat ready, we would like to take an opportunity to test them in either actual operations or training exercises with our CA allies.

Is the CA presently engaged in operations, or any large scale training exercises in which our first armoured division, or at least elements of it participate?

I would be willing to engage in a war game. No live ammunition or anything, just a game.
The Kraven Corporation
08-03-2007, 21:58
With Iragia rebuilding it's armed forces, and our first units now being considered trained and combat ready, we would like to take an opportunity to test them in either actual operations or training exercises with our CA allies.

Is the CA presently engaged in operations, or any large scale training exercises in which our first armoured division, or at least elements of it participate?

[OOC:Insert Nefarious Plans]

The Supreme Overlord State of The Kraven Corporation

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/KravenInsignia2.jpg


We would be willing to deploy one of our Sturmpanzer Capitol Police Battalions to assist in your nations Military rebuilding, you would find the experience and the added protection of our forces valuable...

We await your response...

The High Command
Undershi
09-03-2007, 15:28
Encrypted Response

We are currently engaged in major combat operations in Groznyi and cannot spare forces for combat exercises.

However, if you dedicate those forces to rear-line support and free up our front line mercenaries you can gain valuable combat experience in an urban theatre.

You will also gain our support and increased loyalty. Bring major artillery and tank destroyers.

However, you must be able to tolerate some unscrupulous behavior as we are engaged in the trade of human beings and heavy looting. Spoils of War.

[END]

Okay, I might be interested in that... would you be willing to accept one or two (or maybe three...) units of True Undershi Urban Rangers? They're heavy infantry specially trained to fight in cities. If you want them, just post a link to the thread and I'll have them on their way. After all, they need some real combat experience...
Iragia
09-03-2007, 15:29
OOC: Leaf, could I get a link to the Groznyi conflict?

IC:

To: Blackhelm Confederacy
From: Minister of Defence Kevin Oriel
Subject: War games
Message:
Elements of our second armoured division, as well as elements of our third mechanized division are completing their work up training at present and the opportunity to train with and test themselves against your forces would be greatly appreciated.

To: Kraven Corporation
From: Minister of Defence Kevin Oriel
Subject: Training assistance
Message:
We have elements of our forces ready for exercises and more troops on training, your battalion would be a welcome addition to our battle school.
Blackhelm Confederacy
09-03-2007, 20:53
OOC: Leaf, could I get a link to the Groznyi conflict?

IC:

To: Blackhelm Confederacy
From: Minister of Defence Kevin Oriel
Subject: War games
Message:
Elements of our second armoured division, as well as elements of our third mechanized division are completing their work up training at present and the opportunity to train with and test themselves against your forces would be greatly appreciated.

To: Kraven Corporation
From: Minister of Defence Kevin Oriel
Subject: Training assistance
Message:
We have elements of our forces ready for exercises and more troops on training, your battalion would be a welcome addition to our battle school.

Shoot me a TG whenever you are ready.

Also, it seems like you are still being occupied. You want me and a couple of our boys to got..."evict" them?
Leafanistan
09-03-2007, 20:59
OOC Thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=519988

IC thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508868

RP is paused until Groznyj returns.

And I wouldn't mind evicting the occupiers, but I can only devote a naval force to it.
Toopoxia
09-03-2007, 21:04
Is it too late to join the Groznyj (both in way of the conflict and in weight of posts to read) Conflict?

Cos I deperatly need something to quell my boredom and all my threads are turning to shite.
Blackhelm Confederacy
09-03-2007, 23:06
Is it too late to join the Groznyj (both in way of the conflict and in weight of posts to read) Conflict?

Cos I deperatly need something to quell my boredom and all my threads are turning to shite.

I think it is kinda get packed, ask Kraven though.

If you want we can always have a good ol' fashioned Dephire stomp.
Toopoxia
09-03-2007, 23:11
I think it is kinda get packed, ask Kraven though.

If you want we can always have a good ol' fashioned Dephire stomp.

Hehe

We still need to do that Cold War, even though I have no Idea how to start and when or how it'll end, but it'd be fun to us two fight :P
Blackhelm Confederacy
09-03-2007, 23:13
Hehe

We still need to do that Cold War, even though I have no Idea how to start and when or how it'll end, but it'd be fun to us two fight :P

what would the reason for it be?
Toopoxia
09-03-2007, 23:14
what would the reason for it be?

Oil, Power, Money, Territory, Slaves or my favorite, a good old pissing contest gone wrong.
Toopoxia
09-03-2007, 23:17
So we can have like...an oil race?

Yeah, if you wern't already tens of millions of barrels ahead of me...

Damn yous College, always taking my time!!!
Blackhelm Confederacy
09-03-2007, 23:18
Oil, Power, Money, Territory, Slaves or my favorite, a good old pissing contest gone wrong.

So we can have like...an oil race?
Drexel Hillsville
10-03-2007, 00:08
You guys are still alive?
Blackhelm Confederacy
10-03-2007, 00:49
You guys are still alive?

Whenever you wanna respond to that invasion...
Drexel Hillsville
10-03-2007, 00:57
Actually since I have been absent for so long I feel it would be best if we just dropped that. Honestly I was just trying to push the CA-GASN thing over the edge since I was planning on leaving... Although if you wish to continue it I'll put my revolution on hold...
Leafanistan
10-03-2007, 01:01
You guys are still alive?

Die Boerstaat
Sudafrika
and the Galation

are all testaments to that. I think there was someone else but I can't remember.
Drexel Hillsville
10-03-2007, 01:09
Galation... I hated that guy...
Leafanistan
10-03-2007, 01:13
Galation... I hated that guy...

Die Boerstaat and to a lesser extent his puppet Sudafrika, called me, Skgorria, and the Silver Sky, the n-word, then called us 'A-Rabs' and told us to return to the mud huts our detestable mothers spawned us in.

This is toned down a lot, but I want to imagine him wearing a monocle, sipping tea in front of the computer and screaming 'MY WORD' and typing out a well worded, but extremely racist response.

F'ing Epic man.
Drexel Hillsville
10-03-2007, 01:15
Heh... I hate racists... I can't wait till next soccer season when all the rich little white schools have to play us on OUR feild... I keep imagining them getting off the bus with monicles. As they get off the monicles drop and they say, "dear God..."
Leafanistan
10-03-2007, 01:36
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520269

Drexy is having a civil war. I say we send some troops in under Crowley. I like benevolent dictators.
Drexel Hillsville
10-03-2007, 01:38
If youe remember it was Crowley who dropped out although he may be able to be persuaded into coming back into the fold...
Blackhelm Confederacy
10-03-2007, 01:42
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520269

Drexy is having a civil war. I say we send some troops in under Crowley. I like benevolent dictators.

I disagree. Crowley betrayed the CA and declared war on us. I support Fluck.
Leafanistan
10-03-2007, 01:43
I disagree. Crowley betrayed the CA and declared war on us. I support Fluck.

Fluck betrayed his nation, he'll turn around and fuck us. We'll also look good in the eyes of others if we support the benevolent dictator. Crowley is the kind of guy who would honor a blood pact.

If we truly disagree, I'll go neutral and focus on Kraven.
Blackhelm Confederacy
10-03-2007, 01:45
Fluck betrayed his nation, he'll turn around and fuck us. We'll also look good in the eyes of others if we support the benevolent dictator. Crowley is the kind of guy who would honor a blood pact.

If we truly disagree, I'll go neutral and focus on Kraven.

I think that we should open up talks with Crowley first, make sure he wont turn around and try and act tough again.
Blackhelm Confederacy
10-03-2007, 01:48
I can handle the DH theatre if you guys wanna focus on Kraven.

I believe that would work best.
Drexel Hillsville
10-03-2007, 01:49
OOC: I'll gladdly come back the the CA without any more of that tough shit... once I'm done with the revolution I can help elsewhere... sounds like Kraven trouble... Wasn't he here at one point?
Toopoxia
10-03-2007, 01:50
I can handle the DH theatre if you guys wanna focus on Kraven.
Leafanistan
10-03-2007, 01:54
I can handle the DH theatre if you guys wanna focus on Kraven.

I'll agree. We need to devote all our energy in Yeltsmin.
Toopoxia
10-03-2007, 02:01
I'll agree. We need to devote all our energy in Yeltsmin.

(OOC: My input on the civil war, I say we help Crowley, for one it'll restore any faith he may have lost in the CA, but also in post civil war Hillsville our corporations may be able to gain a good hold in Hillsville using humanitarian and remilitarisation projects)
Leafanistan
10-03-2007, 02:04
(OOC: My input on the civil war, I say we help Crowley, for one it'll restore any faith he may have lost in the CA, but also in post civil war Hillsville our corporations may be able to gain a good hold in Hillsville using humanitarian and remilitarisation projects)

Exactly, we don't have to be Alexander the Great to conquer the world, we can be Bill Gates and conquer economically.

We need to find a new way to dominate. I suggest we create a cover corporation, like my General Resources which secretly finances the Mafia, which will be owned via other shell companies, obfuscated bank accounts be owned by us.

We'll sell domestic goods, manufacture cars, etc. Everyone will allow us to import our cheap goods, we'll become a cheap alternative to other companies, ruin national economies, spread out, so that in case the hammer ever does manage to make it to the anvil, we can ruin the consumers in war-mongering nations.

They'll blame the lack of cheap foodstuffs and goods the current administration's fault, public opinion will turn and we will be safe.
Blackhelm Confederacy
10-03-2007, 02:21
OOC: I'll gladdly come back the the CA without any more of that tough shit... once I'm done with the revolution I can help elsewhere... sounds like Kraven trouble... Wasn't he here at one point?

Kraven is still here. It is a CA operation being lead by Kraven.

And so than it is settled, Toops and No Taxes, you will be deployed to Drexel Hillsville. We support Crowley.
The Silver Sky
10-03-2007, 02:23
*psst* Invade Whyatica >.>
Blackhelm Confederacy
10-03-2007, 02:25
*psst* Invade Whyatica >.>

Why?
The Silver Sky
10-03-2007, 02:30
Because he talked about your mother >.>
Drexel Hillsville
10-03-2007, 02:39
May I make a suggestion on something?

If we end up supporting extremists by giving them supplies I have a way of doing it. I was gonna use this a while ago... What I'm thinking of is a cruise line. Basically it has on shore activities that are a cover for getting the weapons, cash, and so on in... Unfortunetly I can't quite remember some of the finer details...
Toopoxia
10-03-2007, 02:44
*psst* Invade Blackhelm <.<

*psst* invade yourself <.<
The World Soviet Party
10-03-2007, 02:46
*psst* Invade Blackhelm <.<
Ezaltia
10-03-2007, 03:35
*psst* invade yourself <.<

*psst* invade YOUR MOM!
The World Soviet Party
10-03-2007, 03:39
*psst* invade YOUR MOM!

lawl!
Iragia
10-03-2007, 04:00
OOC: I hadn't thought about the foreign troops in my nation. I assumed the Eurasians packed up and left, those that were left alive. The only foreigners left in or around would I guess, be the Almodites (TGed him regarding whether or not his troops are still in), Earabia, and Dephire who left a million troops sitting entrenched on my southern border. If you want to remove them, please, by all means do so. I'll contribute what I can, but I lack a navy and air force and the army's still being recruited and trained.
The World Soviet Party
10-03-2007, 04:05
I can give you a few Heavy Anti-Nautical Desolator Jamming Orbital Bombs (H.A.N.D.J.O.Bs) if you want.
Blackhelm Confederacy
10-03-2007, 04:30
OOC: I hadn't thought about the foreign troops in my nation. I assumed the Eurasians packed up and left, those that were left alive. The only foreigners left in or around would I guess, be the Almodites (TGed him regarding whether or not his troops are still in), Earabia, and Dephire who left a million troops sitting entrenched on my southern border. If you want to remove them, please, by all means do so. I'll contribute what I can, but I lack a navy and air force and the army's still being recruited and trained.

Excellent. Consider them gone.
The World Soviet Party
10-03-2007, 04:39
Mmmm, ADAN gets to fight CA forces...
(Eurassia and Dephire are ADAN members, that makes things 'simple')

And did someone hijack TWSPs username or something?

See ya'll on the battlefield, ya'hear?

Nope, no one did, Im just trying to have fun.

Remembering Wanderjar's Porno Wars (by making up these weirdly named pieces of equipment).
Hurtful Thoughts
10-03-2007, 04:40
OOC: I hadn't thought about the foreign troops in my nation. I assumed the Eurasians packed up and left, those that were left alive. The only foreigners left in or around would I guess, be the Almodites (TGed him regarding whether or not his troops are still in), Earabia, and Dephire who left a million troops sitting entrenched on my southern border. If you want to remove them, please, by all means do so. I'll contribute what I can, but I lack a navy and air force and the army's still being recruited and trained.

Excellent. Consider them gone.

Mmmm, ADAN gets to fight CA forces...
(Eurassia and Dephire are ADAN members, that makes things 'simple')

And did someone hijack TWSPs username or something?

See ya'll on the battlefield, ya'hear?
Dephire
10-03-2007, 04:42
OOC: I hadn't thought about the foreign troops in my nation. I assumed the Eurasians packed up and left, those that were left alive. The only foreigners left in or around would I guess, be the Almodites (TGed him regarding whether or not his troops are still in), Earabia, and Dephire who left a million troops sitting entrenched on my southern border. If you want to remove them, please, by all means do so. I'll contribute what I can, but I lack a navy and air force and the army's still being recruited and trained.

OOC:
So much for your troops being 'friendly', eh Buttercup?
Only messin'. You see, you can't touch my forces in the south unless if you want to get the entire ADAN upset...which would then upset other organizations for my forces haven't touched yours. :rolleyes: But by all means, get rid of Earabia. I have no quarrel with you nor the Corporate Alliance...even if I am trying to turn their members ag-...shutting up now.