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is there a big sign saying all out war season now open out there same were

Yes

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=498306

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=498413

You may recognize these...

I know, I am new and shouldn't be writing about this, but I have been reading the forums for far longer than I have been on them. When I first began reading the forums, it was a long time ago, when Kraven cast a rain of terror over the NS world. Those were always great reads. People would be invaded, and would not usually whine cry and godmod, and others would rush to the defense of the invaded territory.Then, Kraven fell and there was a kind of dull period. Then after that, I read about how the Griffincrest Corporation constantly tried to gain new oil fields, and was foiled by the GASN. Now it seems like the GASN is gone, and with them, all capable RP'ers. I have read about 8 threads where Griffincrest asked to invade someone and was turned down. Then, when there was an attack, there was noone coming to the nations aidem and he crumbled. It was a terrible read. So now I must ask all of you people of NS, where are all of the capable people, who can actually write a war thread that people care about. There are fa to many stupid threads that do not belong in II. COME BACK WAR, COME BACK!

And so, everyone who thinks they know how to RP a war is waking up...

The other one promotes the use of "Blindsided war declarations".

I see what he means, II has entered what one might call a "Dark Age" of rping. There are alot of pretty dull threads out there.

I see what he means, II has entered what one might call a "Dark Age" of rping. There are alot of pretty dull threads out there.

*Sighs*

The 'Dark Aage' of II RPing has existed since Mid '04, if not before. People have been moaning about this for more than a year, and nothing changes.

I would like to join the Corporate Alliance. The only thing is I am currently at war and I need desperate help!!! Can I join?

The Armed Republic of Curtissm would like to join the Corporate Alliance. The only thing is I am currently at war and I need desperate help!!! Can I join?

Hhhmmm. I just finished getting around the NS world, and it seems as if we have a bullseye on us. Did I read correctly that BC is under threat of invasion? Plus, countless other GC and CA nations are getting tangled up in war. We need to end this in one, decisive thread. Where do we strike?

Hey, BC, you haven't responded to the move against Griffencrest, whats your position on that? Have you not gotten around to it, or is there something thats making you ignore it?

The Armed Republic of Curtissm would like to join the Corporate Alliance. The only thing is I am currently at war and I need desperate help!!! Can I join?

What war?

I am going to respond to it now. Gentlemen, this war must end swiftly. The only thing is, I am unaware how Ausha is fighting me, when at the moment, I am invading him. One would think he would reserve his men to stave off the millions of soldiers from RFF. Other than that, I am going to need to get allied fleets to BC, and then it will likely devolve into another Kroando invasion.

DT, do you have an AIM address?

Yeah, i'll tg it to you.

It got sent from the nation "3rd Army of FIG", that's me, don't worry.

Fellow members of the CA... have any of you seen this thread?!?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11718544&posted=1#post11718544

This is bad! This is real bad!

I am going to respond to it now. Gentlemen, this war must end swiftly. The only thing is, I am unaware how Ausha is fighting me, when at the moment, I am invading him. One would think he would reserve his men to stave off the millions of soldiers from RFF. Other than that, I am going to need to get allied fleets to BC, and then it will likely devolve into another Kroando invasion.

DT, do you have an AIM address?

*cough* well all I have done is RP in my defense from your attack. Other than verbally lobbying for the CA's destruction, thats it.

I've seen it Undershi, but I don't think they'd go as far as to glass us.

Blackhelm, given I am currently being invaded by Hataria for supporting you, I'm asking for some aid.

BC's got alot going on right now, but I can help. I saw your thread, you mentioned pulling out of somewhere. Do you mean like abandon the region your in, or just the coast, an island, what?

My Empire consists of Manchuria, Korea, the Sakhalin Islands, Japan, and Eastern Russia.
Since I won't be able to hold Japan, (the Imperial Navy isn't very strong and it has to defend the homeland and the Sakhalin Islands at all hazrds.), I"m having to pull out

I'll buy you time. I have prototype exosphere dive bombers that will slow his fleet down.

Well, give me a link to the thread, and I'll send in a few ships of the Imperial Undershi Navy to try to help, OK? (How do two missile cruisers, four destroyers and a half a dozen support ships sound?) (Just for starters, of course...)

Well, I'm now dealing with the Bormann Empire and Hataria at the same time, and frankly, just one is a big enough headahce.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=500591&page=5

Wow, we are gonna need to pull some serious muscle out of our asses.

Blackhelm - the Undershi 122nd IIS Storm Trooper Division is launching a major all-out attack in TWSP, against a target of your choosing, anywhere along the front. Merry Christmass. (Also, my aircraft carrier is preparing to engage the Tocrowkian fleet - any naval support would be appreciated!)
Secondly... yes, we will...

Not to mention I'm about to engage Griffincrests fleet assets outside his own waters, New Ausha's, and TWSP's. Also, when/if you guys want to surrender, expect the terms to pretty much mirror Blackhelms past armistice demands. :p

Tocrowkia, you know that's just the sort of thing to say to get us to fight to the last drop of our blood, don't you? Right now, if you're going to demand such concesions out of the vanquished... well, that's just about the only thing that could get the Undershis to step up action after what happened to Carrier Group Nietzche in New Aushan waters...

Undershi I'm currently attacking in TWSP. We will finish them soon. We could use help to take out Shazbotdom aircraft.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=500824

Thats something for you all to keep your pretty little eyes on for a while.

Undershi I'm currently attacking in TWSP. We will finish them soon. We could use help to take out Shazbotdom aircraft.
And my country's deployment alone outnumbers the entire CA or GASN contingent on both fronts.

I thank you Undershi for sending in assistance to rid Danteri of Alexander's Loyalist Forces.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=500824

Thats something for you all to keep your pretty little eyes on for a while.

What is it? Some kind of doomsday device?

ATTN Undershi: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11723101&postcount=91

-snip-

I'm keeping my mouth shut, although I'm 'doin it proper', RP wise, and want to make sure you're aware of the thread so I don't get hit by a barrage of Ignore cannons.

I'm going to have to ask you, OOCly, to not make any attacks on my nation. As I've said in another thread, I've not the time nor sanity.

Edit: Uh, this is RFF by the way.

Don't worry, they won't attack you...
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/devil12.gif

...couldn't keep a straight face for that one...

Well, even if they do it's not like they're going to be getting any responses.

Ah, the power of the IGNORE gun...

Ah, the power of the IGNORE gun...

I...Can't....stop....LAUGHING!!

I...Can't....stop....LAUGHING!!

:D
We probably shouldn't spam this thread/give them free bumps. BC will get pissy after a while...

:D
We probably shouldn't spam this thread/give them free bumps. BC will get pissy after a while...

But LNI, thats all you and I do! We spam threads!

:D
We probably shouldn't spam this thread/give them free bumps. BC will get pissy after a while...

Like I do? >_>

But LNI, thats all you and I do! We spam threads!

...granted...
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/transport011.gif
This thread has been invaded by the Spammed Forces of the GASN.

Like I do? >_>

...Yeah... but, c'mon, GASN is our home...

I am currently at war over my land and I would like to be in the Corporate Alliance. Could you help me out?

I am currently at war over my land and I would like to be in the Corporate Alliance. Could you help me out?

Yes we can.
Just... sign here:


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http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/devil03.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

noooo
dont sign there

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sw017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

noooo
dont sign there

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sw017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
rofl

...hey, Maldorians:
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/devil19.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


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rofl

...hey, Maldorians:
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/devil19.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


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lol

hey LNI

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/devil22.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Blackhelm:

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/alien003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

*pokes Wanderjar and LNI*

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/taunt003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

*pokes Wanderjar and LNI*

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/taunt003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/cool11.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
DIE DIE DIE, MY DARLIN'!!! Don't utter a single word... (etc.)

Maldorians i would not do that to Wanderjar he kick you ass

Maldorians i would not do that to Wanderjar he kick you ass

Isa, why did you advise that depressed person on NSG to buy a gun?

Isa, why did you advise that depressed person on NSG to buy a gun?

i post just after what his name so it was to late as i was typing when he post
and iam i a head doc and are you

i post just after what his name so it was to late as i was typing when he post
and iam i a head doc and are you

As always... the things you say mystify me... :confused:

As always... the things you say mystify me... :confused:

good for you they got pills for it

Maldorians i would not do that to Wanderjar he kick you ass

lol, thank you Isa my man.


;) Maldorians

lol, thank you Isa my man.


;) Maldorians

i was think how you rp in the nam thread you made

i was think how you rp in the nam thread you made

However short, that was fun :)

However short, that was fun :)
OOC
if you start a new one count me in

OOC
if you start a new one count me in

It'll be awhile before I do another RP like that, but when I do, I plan to make it work.

It'll be awhile before I do another RP like that, but when I do, I plan to make it work.

OOC
I know what you are saying,RL is just starting to get to me.
Oh i think the thread still around.

Ahh! the smileys are hurting my brain.

I think I'm abusing my new economic powers...:p

Okay... now what? What's going on?!? I mean, what is the CA as a whole going to do about these attacks? Is there even a central planning authority thingy? Please? Is anyone there?!? (Who isn't a smilie posting spammer, thank you very much...)

No Taxes is mobilizing its forces to fight, but most of the other CA members have been pretty inactive lately, so I am not sure if we can count on their support.

Undershi, what the fuck? Why the hell did you just 'crucify' my men in your territory? Why the hell are you all of a sudden now attacking Dephire's territory in Danteri? Are you bloody insane? Or do you seriously want a full assault against you?

Also, I'm rather confused on another issue.

Undershi...you joined in March of '05. This is before September. Yet how the hell do I have a much much larger population and an even bigger economy? I mean, wow! Everyone thought you were stronger than I in Danteri, but in reality, I was stronger. This is new...

Okay... now what? What's going on?!? I mean, what is the CA as a whole going to do about these attacks? Is there even a central planning authority thingy? Please? Is anyone there?!? (Who isn't a smilie posting spammer, thank you very much...)

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/taunt008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/taunt008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Thats a keeper.....i'm gonna save that one...

Also, I'm rather confused on another issue.

Undershi...you joined in March of '05. This is before September. Yet how the hell do I have a much much larger population and an even bigger economy? I mean, wow! Everyone thought you were stronger than I in Danteri, but in reality, I was stronger. This is new...

NS stats don't mean anything.

NS stats don't mean anything.

Actually, they mean an aweful lot. You can't RP what you don't have!

Actually, they mean an aweful lot. You can't RP what you don't have!

Lol, yeah man!

I like to sell you ammo replicator

Lol, yeah man!

Hell, if that was the case...

"I have five hundred trillion soldiers and an infinate amount of supplies! Muwahahaha! Die suckers die!"

Lol, yeah man!

I disagree. The only statistic that really matters is population...

Hell, if that was the case...

"I have five hundred trillion soldiers and an infinate amount of supplies! Muwahahaha! Die suckers die!"

lol

"Oh yez? I nuk3 j00 wit my ub3r NEWTRON BOMBZ!"

lol

"Oh yez? I nuk3 j00 wit my ub3r NEWTRON BOMBZ!"

"Nuh uh! My three million ion cannons destroyed those silos!!!"

Also, it does matter because alot of people do question others on how they can afford to build things such as the DCRC. At least that's what the smart people would do.

"Nuh uh! My three million ion cannons destroyed those silos!!!"

Also, it does matter because alot of people do question others on how they can afford to build things such as the DCRC. At least that's what the smart people would do.

Then how do you manage ;)

STFU Noob! ROFL Copter down phew! phew! phew! phew! phew!

"Nuh uh! My three million ion cannons destroyed those silos!!!"

Also, it does matter because alot of people do question others on how they can afford to build things such as the DCRC. At least that's what the smart people would do.

yes people do

Thank you for supporting my query. Now for all of you RP newbs, STFU!

"Copter down? Yo momma!"

Oh my, what has the world come to...

Oh my, what has the world come to...

Join us man! We are just having a party! Want some hot dogs?

Join us man! We are just having a party! Want some hot dogs?

I got soma!

Stand still!

"Ion Cannon Ready."

"FIRE!!"

-The ion cannon cooks WJ's hot dog to perfection.-

Stand still!

"Ion Cannon Ready."

"FIRE!!"

-The ion cannon cooks WJ's hot dog to perfection.-

Yeah, and half of his body.

Stand still!

"Ion Cannon Ready."

"FIRE!!"

-The ion cannon cooks WJ's hot dog to perfection.-

mmm....Hotdogs....:)

Yeah, and half of his body.

More like the hotdog, him, and eveyone within a half of a mile radius.

More like the hotdog, him, and eveyone within a half of a mile radius.

Yay! I have a better sun tan!

AGGGHH! I'm sun burnt! You bastard!!!

Yay! I have a better sun tan!

AGGGHH! I'm sun burnt! You bastard!!!

-laughs-

So how is everyone? Needing some SPF 3 Trillion?

mmm....Hotdogs....:)

me more like big BQ cook up

*air drops liquid nitrogen on everyone*

That should cool you off...

-BC comes out holding a big ass stick-

"GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!"

"Got your granny panties in a wad?"

-Ducks before getting whacked with a stick.-

"We only having fun! You are invited to the party too! Jeeze, neighbors these days.."

dam old man BC is piss off
i think he needs a beer

Undershi, what the fuck? Why the hell did you just 'crucify' my men in your territory? Why the hell are you all of a sudden now attacking Dephire's territory in Danteri? Are you bloody insane? Or do you seriously want a full assault against you?

I'm not going to say I told you he was a loose insane cannon, the likes of which anything short of an IGNORE cannon cannot destroy, for insanity is infectious and self replicating.

So say me, myself and I.

I'm not going to say I told you he was a loose insane cannon, the likes of which anything short of an IGNORE cannon cannot destroy, for insanity is infectious and self replicating.

So say me, myself and I.

-Puts away the IGNORE cannon.-

"We need a bigger gun..."

-Puts away the IGNORE cannon.-

"We need a bigger gun..."

"oh my god hes not stopping"

"yes good run for a bigger gun"

-Turns the moon into the largest cannon known to all mankind.-

"Muwahahahahaa!!! DIE SUCKER DIE!!!"

-BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!-

-Turns the moon into the largest cannon known to all mankind.-

"Muwahahahahaa!!! DIE SUCKER DIE!!!"

-BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!-


Oh yeah? I got Chuck Norris. I win. Forever.

And I've got Kryptonite, Chuck Norris' only weakness!!! :p

And I've got Kryptonite, Chuck Norris' only weakness!!! :p

No, that's Superman. Chuck Norris's only weakness is Hugo Weaving.

"Hugo Weaving...Hugo Weaving...Oh here it is!"

-Takes out a preserved package.-

"Hope it didn't need air...."

Hey. Chuck Norris isn't cool anymore, guys. Keep up with your e-fads.

Hey. Chuck Norris isn't cool anymore, guys. Keep up with your e-fads.

Hey! Chuck Norris is cool! He always will be! LONG LIVE THE NAME OF NORRIS!

"Hugo Weaving...Hugo Weaving...Oh here it is!"

-Takes out a preserved package.-

"Hope it didn't need air...."

NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!


*Jumps off bridge to avoid Hugo Weaving*

"What or Who is Hugo Weaving???"

"What or Who is Hugo Weaving???"

Let's see...

Have you seen the Matrix?

Agent Smith.

Lord of the Rings?

Elrond.

V for Vendetta?

V.

Priscilla Queen of the Desert?

Haven't the faintest, but he was in it.

Ah. He's that lord of Elrond isn't he?

Ah. He's that lord of Elrond isn't he?

Hes like that head Elf dude.

Ah. He's that lord of Elrond isn't he?

Elrond Halfelven, Lord of Rivendell, yes. Probably some other titles in there, but hey.

Elrond Halfelven, Lord of Rivendell, yes. Probably some other titles in there, but hey.

One title, which I bestowed upon him, is "Head Elf Dude"

What about Jet Li? He's cool too!!!:(

What about Jet Li? He's cool too!!!:(

Not as cool as Bruce Lee...:cool:

What about Jet Li? He's cool too!!!:(

Cool? Maybe. But I'm fairly certain that Hugo Weaving radiates waves of tangible awesomeness.

-Sniffle-

Everyone forgets about the little guy, Mini Me!!!

-Sniffle-

Everyone forgets about the little guy, Mini Me!!!

Meh. :rolleyes: Midgets.....;)

-Sniffle-

"Fine. But we surpass them all, don't we?"

-Sniffle-

Everyone forgets about the little guy, Mini Me!!!

Again, no waves of tangible awesomeness radiated.

Again, no waves of tangible awesomeness radiated.

But we have waves of untangible awesomeness emitating..right? I mean, you and I have freaking huge guns!

But we have waves of untangible awesomeness emitating..right? I mean, you and I have freaking huge guns!

*shrug* Not presumptuos enough to judge my own awesomeness.

Seriously, can you stop spamming my thread, I let it go for awhile now.

(Hugo weaving was also a voice in the movie Babe)

Seriously, can you stop spamming my thread, I let it go for awhile now.

(Hugo weaving was also a voice in the movie Babe)

Ah c'mon! We're just having some fun!

*Hands Blackhelm a hotdog*


Join the party mate!

Seriously, can you stop spamming my thread, I let it go for awhile now.

(Hugo weaving was also a voice in the movie Babe)

We wouldn't be spamming if you brought about a topic to discuss, other than that..It's not technically spamming. But hey, if you want your thread to die out..go ahead and tell us to leave.

We wouldn't be spamming if you brought about a topic to discuss, other than that..It's not technically spamming. But hey, if you want your thread to die out..go ahead and tell us to leave.

Exactly. This is Spam:


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Wanderjar, don't spam man.

Wanderjar, don't spam man.

Sorry, I was just trying to be funny :(

Sorry, I was just trying to be funny :(

-Laughs.-

Blackhelm, what shall we do to serve?

-Bows.-

Wait...I'm GASN. Nevermind!

Ah c'mon! We're just having some fun!

*Hands Blackhelm a hotdog*


Join the party mate!

Hmm...a hotdog...

-scratches chest through undershirt and drops stick-

gimme that.

-Pats BH on the back-

"That a boy! Now let's go STREAKING!!! WOOT!!"

Put that thing away Dephire, there could be children on here!

-Pats BH on the back-

"That a boy! Now let's go STREAKING!!! WOOT!!"

"From the quad to the gymnasium?"

BC, tocow-whatever is nukeing you. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11736455#post11736455

-Puts down the super large chaingun.-

"Fine.."

Official Imperial Proclamation

By will of God, I, Premier Minister Charles Delven III, Voice of the Lord Almighty God, give you this Imperial... This Divine Proclamation.

Wishing to free his people of the corruption that wages across our sinful world, the Lord Almighty God has spoken to me... The message he has given me is simple.

The Enlightened Empire is to remove itself from the world's stage. We are to distance ourselves. And so, I must proclaim, that on this day, The Enlightened Empire is now seperating itself from the entity known as the 'Corporate Alliance.'

Imperial troops are to return home from New Ausha, and diplomats and embassy staff will return home.

So is the will of the Lord Almighty God, so is the will of the Enlightened Empire.

Premier Minister Charles Delven III, The Enlightened Empire


SIC:

To our brothers in the Griffencrest Corpoation,

I suggest you follow my lead. Your airbase will remain in the husk, and if needed the Empire will shelter you within our borders.

BC, tocow-whatever is nukeing you. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11736455#post11736455

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=501220

Yep, and I just blew up a massive Griffencrest airbase in RFF.
(See sig)
I also declared war and blew up another airbase.


I hope someone responds so I can move on and RP with the 3.3 million men on TWSP and New Ausha (and that division in Khornate Tribes, can't forget them)

Terrorists...

Foreign Minister Oshio:
The Great State of Gunkoku wishes to apply for a position within the CA.
We are prepared to commit ourselves to any regulation set forth and serve the alliance against GASN.

OOC: Talk to Blackhelm about the Airbase, it is Griffencrest property.

Foreign Minister Oshio:
The Great State of Gunkoku wishes to apply for a position within the CA.
We are prepared to commit ourselves to any regulation set forth and serve the alliance against GASN.

[PROHT picks Gunkoko up, gives him a noogie]

He's funny, I'll take him.

BTW: current military readiness checked at something around 70 million combat ready troops...

Feel free to lay the newbies on thick, and don't foget to add some batle hardened nations too!

Sorry about that, Dephire - I was really sick for a couple of days. (When you're hacking up f-ing blood, it's easy to forget to post...)
Anyways, the reason that I attacked your guys in Danteri was because it came down to "us or them" - Haraki and co. would have attacked my guys if they weren't helping them. Plus, I was only attacking the rebels... and the only people who were crucified were rebel POWs, OK?
As for why I've got more people... my nation was inactive for a while, OK? The pop keeps growing while it's inactive.

[PROHT picks Gunkoko up, gives him a noogie]

He's funny, I'll take him.

BTW: current military readiness checked at something around 70 million combat ready troops...

Feel free to lay the newbies on thick, and don't foget to add some batle hardened nations too!

Awww..I never get to fight the conventional wars! You always make me do the Naval Work!!

Sorry about that, Dephire - I was really sick for a couple of days. (When you're hacking up f-ing blood, it's easy to forget to post...)
Anyways, the reason that I attacked your guys in Danteri was because it came down to "us or them" - Haraki and co. would have attacked my guys if they weren't helping them. Plus, I was only attacking the rebels... and the only people who were crucified were rebel POWs, OK?
As for why I've got more people... my nation was inactive for a while, OK? The pop keeps growing while it's inactive.

Thank you for clarifying. Even though I'm now a bloody democracy! WOOT! (Only reason why I changed my ways was for the money! Hell, I'm making craploads more than I used to!)

Foreign Minister Oshio:
The Great State of Gunkoku wishes to apply for a position within the CA.
We are prepared to commit ourselves to any regulation set forth and serve the alliance against GASN.

Gunkoku is a welcome addition to the CA. Please, pick your place of battle. In order from most difficult to least will be the invasion of the Confederacy, the invasion of Ausha, The invasion of TWSP, and the mop up in Khornate Tribes

Dude, Gunkoku has a pop. of like, 150 million, you arent expecting him to fight, right?

Specially after he got his ass kicked twice.

Ooo! I'll wipe him out just because everyone else has a theater of war except for me!

Gunkoku is a welcome addition to the CA. Please, pick your place of battle. In order from most difficult to least will be the invasion of the Confederacy, the invasion of Ausha, The invasion of TWSP, and the mop up in Khornate Tribes

I have troops there, there, and there...

And I'll soon have troops stormin Griff's lil island bunker, I mean, how well can one man defend himself?

As an enigma, I've got more troops in WSP than in NA, don't even bother counting what I have in Khornate...

Well, I had some guys in TWSP... except that they all died (Remember the Battle of Gomez Valley!). Now I'm thinking about sending some men and material to help Blackhelm hold out... what do you say, Blackhelm? Basically though, I'm pulling out of TWSP... for now. As for New Ausha, I've still got a Division there. More to come, though... more to come.

From: Republic of Ackistan Diplomatic Envoy to Blackhelm Confederacy
To: Blackhelm Confederacy
Classification: Top Secret
Regarding: Clandonia Prime

Clandonia Prime recently issued a statement regarding their intent to amass a stockpile of nuclear and chemical weapons. It is our belief that Clandonia Prime's government is irrational, and we expect they will use any WMD's they develop on Blainesville as soon as the opportunity presents itself.

Due to Ackistan's close proximity to Blainesville, this is unacceptable. We request that the Blackhelm Confederacy provide Ackistan with satellite surveillance photos and GPS coordinates of Clandonia Prime's nuclear facilities, chemical plants, and air bases. While we have little interest in sending a force to occupy Clandonia Prime, but we do believe pre-emptive air strikes to be a reasonable course of action at this juncture.

Best Wishes,
Curtis Mathis
Ackistani Diplomat to Blackhelm Confederacy

After debating it, we appply for entrance into the CA>
We've been fighting with you guys in the invasion of Blackhelm, even though we're busy with our own asses in Hataria.

Well, I had some guys in TWSP... except that they all died (Remember the Battle of Gomez Valley!). Now I'm thinking about sending some men and material to help Blackhelm hold out... what do you say, Blackhelm? Basically though, I'm pulling out of TWSP... for now. As for New Ausha, I've still got a Division there. More to come, though... more to come.

Undershi, your men would be highly appreciated. If you can, we can use some of those IIS boys to defend the Griffincrest Island. They are some good men.

After debating it, we appply for entrance into the CA>
We've been fighting with you guys in the invasion of Blackhelm, even though we're busy with our own asses in Hataria.

Sure, your in.

BH, where are my cookies?!

You want the IIS? Sure - how about four divisions - three of infantry, one of armour? I'll post about them tommorow - I'm busy right now.

OK, I have troops in Khorate, TWSP, and had troops in NA.

I suggest we take out Rustov. They are aiding TWSP.

OK, I have troops in Khorate, TWSP, and had troops in NA.

I suggest we take out Rustov. They are aiding TWSP.

I agree 100%

I advice you both against it.

I strongly suggest against it.

please TWSP don't speak. me and BC and MUCH stronger than you. If it weren't for Aequatio, Wanderjar, Shazbotdom, and Hurtful Thoughts, you would've been long gone by now.

please TWSP don't speak. me and BC and MUCH stronger than you. If it weren't for Aequatio, Wanderjar, Shazbotdom, and Hurtful Thoughts, you would've been long gone by now.

Yes, so?

please TWSP don't speak. me and BC and MUCH stronger than you. If it weren't for Aequatio, Wanderjar, Shazbotdom, and Hurtful Thoughts, you would've been long gone by now.

Wow, you're very intimidating for a guy who's barely bigger than him. :rolleyes:

That reminds me

Maldorians, please respond to my latest missile attacks upon your ships...

Wow, you're very intimidating for a guy who's barely bigger than him. :rolleyes:

Just want to point out, I am Maldorians size and have defeated nations far larger than me numerous times

Just want to point out, I am Maldorians size and have defeated nations far larger than me numerous times

Except for me...but I don't really care about wins or losses. :p

What's up Blackhelm? How are you?


(BTW, Dephire has only lost ONCE!)

Happiness all around, Blackhelm - the IIS is on its way, to give the invaders a few suprises... like how much getting shot with a Gauss rifle can hurt...

P.S.: Congrats on your 2,500th post!

Happiness all around, Blackhelm - the IIS is on its way, to give the invaders a few suprises... like how much getting shot with a Gauss rifle can hurt...

P.S.: Congrats on your 2,500th post!

Thanks. Partay!!:D

I was just telling Zuk about the post on AIM. yay!

yea BC, I could beat nations like Calandonia Prime (you kill noobish GASN ppl)

So, you still ignoring me? :rolleyes:

Tocrowkia, are you talking to me or BC

Blackhelm.

Thanks. Partay!!:D

I was just telling Zuk about the post on AIM. yay!

2500?! Damn. I better start posting like crazy! (I have over four thousand in another site...)

So, you still ignoring me? :rolleyes:

I am waiting for you to move

I am waiting for you to move

Oh, very well. Is your fleet still in the area?

yes

Just want to point out, I am Maldorians size and have defeated nations far larger than me numerous times

...Doesn't that support my position more than it supports yours?

...Doesn't that support my position more than it supports yours?

How so

yes

One more question: New thread or no?

One more question: New thread or no?

Don't care, your call

How so

You're saying that you've beaten larger countries, and I'm supporting the small country.

You're saying that you've beaten larger countries, and I'm supporting the small country.

Well, really his point opposes both Maldorians' point and your attack on his point.

yea BC, I could beat nations like Calandonia Prime (you kill noobish GASN ppl)

Why do you mention me?

I've been gone at least a week and some odd days. Fill me in. What's the status with the CA war?

I've been gone at least a week and some odd days. Fill me in. What's the status with the CA war?

Honestly, absolutly nothing has changed. I think they pussied out.

Why do you mention me?

no offense, i was just naming a new nation that came to my head at the time

Well, Blackhelm, if any of this works out, I think I might pay off the favor I owed you for saving me from NSAA. Right now, I'm launching two expeditions - a mainly naval one to TWSP, with the intent of tipping the balance there, and a mainly land-based one to open a new front with TPF. Plus, I've got 30,000 odd IIS soldiers dug in on your corporate island... plus some armoured support for them... well, let's see how it goes, eh?

Undershi, Ill help you fight TPF. I have a small force in Khorate, and a large force in TWSP.

Honestly, absolutly nothing has changed. I think they pussied out.

No, I just don't see any reason to respond yet, as you went from aiming to rusumed firing at my positions without ever opening fire in the first place.

A quick OOC may clear this up so that I may understand exactly when you opened fire.

As my boats would not be sitting idly by as they outnumber your force 6 to 1 and are being incessantly shelled and torpedoed for 1.5 posts...

It is either I ignore the torpedoes and consider you to have started firing on the 'resumed firing' or I consideer the shelling started when you fired torpedoes and ignore the 'resumed firing' as your fleet wouldn't last that long.

Maldorians, thanks for whatever help you might see fit to provide - it will be needed... after all, even with most of their military away, TPF will be a tough nut to crack...

I hate having to be aggressive. So, what's up CA?

Well, I've just contributed an additional 20,000 paratroopers to the war against TPF... which means that if I lose there, I'll be dangerously overstreatched... and my main fleet is engaging the enemy naval units off the coast of TWSP...
Basically, Undershi is full-on commited to the war now... we will fight our way to victory alongside Blackhelm, or fail and perish... and we aren't too eager to see the second one occur...

So, what'll happen when the Undershi meet the Dephirians? Will they wave? Throw kisses at each other?

Maybe they'll have friendly picnic and a football game!

This is going to be so interesting.

DS: "OH...hey there Undershi Soldier dude!"
US: "Hey Dephirian Soldier. What's up?"
DS: "Nothing much. Supposed to be here and get rid of the CA, but not harm ya."
US: "Yeah, same here.."

Oh yeah, I can see it now... this could potentially get awkward... hmmm... how about we both withdraw equal numbers of troops until one isn't there anymore? (I know, it sounds silly, but...)

Because that method wouldn't work...Why not we just sit on the sidelines and let them duke it out...and we take what's left?

Because that method wouldn't work...Why not we just sit on the sidelines and let them duke it out...and we take what's left?

*Loud Cough*

*Loud Cough*
KIDDING OF COURSE!!!

KIDDING OF COURSE!!!

Sometimes I worry about you Deph...

That you'll invent the next best killer joke, and manage to post it as must see on the Jolt forums just before you die laughing (now unable to edit or delete it yourself), killing all who see it, jolt crashes shortly after the mods look at it...

Thus they die in order to spare my life, however, jolt would be gone, along with myspace.com, then microsoft, then Apple... Eventually nuclear war breaks out, as seen on Albinoblacksheep.com

Sometimes I worry about you Deph...

-Chuckles-
Seriously guys, it was all friendly OOC talk.

Honestly, absolutly nothing has changed. I think they pussied out.

More like have been busy with real life, at least on my end. Besides, the war is getting too n00bish for my tastes, and I don't like some of my allies.

Hmm, mabey I'll make up my own tech level and get away from you all. Hows Post Furture Tech sound? PFT, its got a good ring about it...

Hmm, mabey I'll make up my own tech level and get away from you all. Hows Post Furture Tech sound? PFT, its got a good ring about it...

...is that after the universe collapses, and we all evolve into supernatural beings?

'cause that would be fuckin' awesome.

...is that after the universe collapses, and we all evolve into supernatural beings?

'cause that would be fuckin' awesome.

Yeah, we float around and n00b each other with ub3r n00b w3ap0ns of d00m!

BC

I'll be attacking Griffencrest tankers and offshore Oil platforms now.

I would like to know how htey are protected, as I'm sending a sizeable fleet to destry them all...

See threads

The riches of Privateering (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=500501)

Consequences (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502416)

Look who finally re-organized: GASN V 2.0 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502545)

Sometimes I worry about you Deph...

That you'll invent the next best killer joke, and manage to post it as must see on the Jolt forums just before you die laughing (now unable to edit or delete it yourself), killing all who see it, jolt crashes shortly after the mods look at it...

Thus they die in order to spare my life, however, jolt would be gone, along with myspace.com, then microsoft, then Apple... Eventually nuclear war breaks out, as seen on Albinoblacksheep.com

So you think that I will eventually bring about the World's Destruction?

Hey Blackhelm, how ya been?

So you think that I will eventually bring about the World's Destruction?

No, just the destruction of Jolt and therefore Nationstates.

Causing everybody to swarm to Cybernations, grow disgusted, and try starting over on Myspace.com.

Microsoft then buys out Myspace.Com and the rest is history to be.

So, no, you won't make the world end, you'll just make it more painful for some and infinitely less painful for others.

And you'll bring a smile to the faces of everyone who works at Jolt, especially the servers.
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Oh, and you've been ejected from GASN, FYI. You may reapply when you feel you are capable of taking the stand.

No, just the destruction of Jolt and therefore Nationstates.

Causing everybody to swarm to Cybernations, grow disgusted, and try starting over on Myspace.com.

Microsoft then buys out Myspace.Com and the rest is history to be.

So, no, you won't make the world end, you'll just make it more painful for some and infinitely less painful for others.

And you'll bring a smile to the faces of everyone who works at Jolt, especially the servers.
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Oh, and you've been ejected from GASN, FYI. You may reapply when you feel you are capable of taking the stand.



I was ejected?!

I was ejected?!

Yep. See new GASN Thread HERE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502545). Craven posted it earlier today.

Thank you Shaz. -sighs-
I've got reason to wonder as to why the hell I was ejected. Considering the blunt fact that Cravan told me I wasn't to be ejected but put under Validating/pending member!

Thank you Shaz. -sighs-
I've got reason to wonder as to why the hell I was ejected. Considering the blunt fact that Cravan told me I wasn't to be ejected but put under Validating/pending member!

He overlooked you?

In which case you post grievances and hope for the best.

If it gets dropped the issue is settled and you'll have to reapply later.

I'm not going to re-apply. It was their decision, and I must fall through. Now I'm going to be under full Dominion control. Hurtful Thoughts, You are one of my greatest friends. So, I shall not be aggressive towards you.

Right now, Undershi is involved in a full-scale invasion of TPF - we have over 800,000 soldiers currently deployed, along with 14 carrier groups and tons of other naval units... plus 20,000 para-troopers and 50,000 IIS soldiers. This means that I'm really doing something... would someone like to help with the invasion?

Attention All CA Members!

Dephire wishes to acquire an alliance with the Corporate Alliance. No, it's not Dephire joining, it's the CA affiliating and recognising Dephire as an entity that, if needed, the CA would defend in times of great peril. What would you say?

Blackhelm, have you been executing mentally challenged people? Because, if that's the case, then I'll have to post something about that being "terribly inefficient"... and, that's probably just what we need to motivate even more people to attack the CA...
This could get really ugly...

I don't think that it is at all right to execute people just because they are mentally disabled. Is it true that you are doing so BH?

And BC's actions are so much worse than the rest of the CA? Particularly the actions of those in the KT region.

Undershi, you do confuse me a slightly, you do so well at the evil empire thing, yet this bothers you...

Oh and i think BC might have somethign a little more creative up his sleve than just disposing of the metally challenged.

Blackhelm, have you been executing mentally challenged people? Because, if that's the case, then I'll have to post something about that being "terribly inefficient"... and, that's probably just what we need to motivate even more people to attack the CA...
This could get really ugly...

Not quite, you will see soon enough

And BC's actions are so much worse than the rest of the CA? Particularly the actions of those in the KT region.

Undershi, you do confuse me a slightly, you do so well at the evil empire thing, yet this bothers you...

Oh and i think BC might have somethign a little more creative up his sleve than just disposing of the metally challenged.


Wow, I honestly didn't think anyone would realize that. Nice job, what gave it away?

So I see that you are still ignoring me even though you were proven incorrect in your attempts to down-size me. Wow.

So I see that you are still ignoring me even though you were proven incorrect in your attempts to down-size me. Wow.

He wasn't proven incorrect, per se; a lot of people said that it wasn't good, and some mod said that you are not allowed to have threads whose point is that you are going to ignore someone.

may I join?

may I join?

No offense mate, but you joined the UCN. Normally, joining multiple alliances isn't a problem. However, you're joining two alliances with radically different Ideologies: Communist, and Capitalist.

You have basically signed your nation to the Communist Alliance, so asking to join a Capitalist one makes little sense...

No offense mate, but you joined the UCN. Normally, joining multiple alliances isn't a problem. However, you're joining two alliances with radically different Ideologies: Communist, and Capitalist.

You have basically signed your nation to the Communist Alliance, so asking to join a Capitalist one makes little sense...

nonono, I said this BEFORE I signed up for the UCN, now I don't want to join.

nonono, I said this BEFORE I signed up for the UCN, now I don't want to join.

Oh, my bad mate :(



sorry

Okay, two things:

First of all, in TWSP, Hataria is being annoying, and I kind-of need help with fighting his navy. If any of you will give it to me, great. If not, then I'm going to have to withdraw my fleet (and troops) and try to either concentrate on TPF... or stay on the defensive. Either way, I need help.

Now, secondly, in response to Crookfur - I have very strong OOC reasons for disliking people who are nasty to mentally challenged individuals, alright? (And anyways, as far as the True Undershis are concerned, all "norms" (normal humans) are the same - so they'd be a little worried if their allies started, as far as they would notice, killing random people.)

Now that that OOC explenation is out of the way... please, send naval help to TWSP!!! (Please?!?)

Okay, two things:

First of all, in TWSP, Hataria is being annoying, and I kind-of need help with fighting his navy. If any of you will give it to me, great. If not, then I'm going to have to withdraw my fleet (and troops) and try to either concentrate on TPF... or stay on the defensive. Either way, I need help.

Now, secondly, in response to Crookfur - I have very strong OOC reasons for disliking people who are nasty to mentally challenged individuals, alright? (And anyways, as far as the True Undershis are concerned, all "norms" (normal humans) are the same - so they'd be a little worried if their allies started, as far as they would notice, killing random people.)

Now that that OOC explenation is out of the way... please, send naval help to TWSP!!! (Please?!?)

I have over three-hundred ships off the coast of TWSP, where do you need help?

Well, right now my fleet is going to be withdrawing from TWSP - my homeland is under attack by a massive Hatarian force - I'm talking something like 40,000,000 men in all... which is eight times as many men as I've got in my entire military... and that's before considering that I've got 870,000 men in TPF... and 30,000 in Blackhelm... and 80,000 in TWSP... and so, I'm in a heck of a lot of trouble... and have to withdraw as many men as I can from where ever I can pull them out. So, my fleet is leaving - not quite running, but conducting a "fighting withdrawl" from the fighting it's engaged in.
(If you'd like to help me cover my withdrawl, I'm fighting just off the west coast of the "Denmark" part of the map.)

And now... if anyone wants to help Undershi hold out... Please Do!!!

After all... I'll need it...

Well, right now my fleet is going to be withdrawing from TWSP - my homeland is under attack by a massive Hatarian force - I'm talking something like 40,000,000 men in all... which is eight times as many men as I've got in my entire military... and that's before considering that I've got 870,000 men in TPF... and 30,000 in Blackhelm... and 80,000 in TWSP... and so, I'm in a heck of a lot of trouble... and have to withdraw as many men as I can from where ever I can pull them out. So, my fleet is leaving - not quite running, but conducting a "fighting withdrawl" from the fighting it's engaged in.
(If you'd like to help me cover my withdrawl, I'm fighting just off the west coast of the "Denmark" part of the map.)

And now... if anyone wants to help Undershi hold out... Please Do!!!

After all... I'll need it...

ENCRYPTED MESSAGE

Greetings from the Republic of Ackistan!

The people of Ackistan grant Underishi's navy permission to pass through or seek shelter in our territorial waters. While your fleet is within our waters, you will receive the full protection of Ackistan's army, navy, and air force.

While our nation is somewhat small, our military is currently mobilized for war as we just emerged from a brief conflict with Clandonia Prime. As we have frequently been harassed and threatened by the GASN alliance, we welcome the opportunity to annoy them by granting safe harbor to your fleets.

As I write this, Ackistan has a carrier group in the North Sea ready to assist in the protection of your fleets once you enter our waters, and our air force is making preparations to launch hundreds of aircraft should the need arise.

Please note that our offer of assistance only applies while your fleet is within our waters. At this time, we do not wish to engage in aggressive acts. We are merely willing to exercise our sovereign right to allow whomever we wish into our territory, and to protect them once they are present.

Best wishes,
Angelina Whittaker
Ackistani Secretary of State

OOC: Ackistan's location is real life Belgium and Netherlands.

Hah! I guess that means you and I share a border, Ackistan (TWSP, Errikland, and I figure I start with Luxembourg and go further west to a greatly altered French coastline).

Hah! I guess that means you and I share a border, Ackistan (TWSP, Errikland, and I figure I start with Luxembourg and go further west to a greatly altered French coastline).

Cool, my nation likes yours.

How does your nation feel about Blainesville being nuked (since they are tiny and border you)?

Also, I'm curious if your nation is following international law and allowing Blainesville access to your ports since they are land-locked?

Okay, I guess that warrants an Official Response (tm):

The Trivalvian government is of the opinion that the use of nuclear and chemical weapons against civilian targets is a warcrime, no matter who launches the weapons or who is targetted. Trivalvia itself has declared its military "WMD-free" and will not develop, stockpile, or employ nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons.

The nuclear exchange between Blainesville, Blackhelm Confederacy and Clandonia Prime was a tragedy.

Trivalvia is a member of the United Nations and therefore will hold itself accountable to international law. We are willing to permit access to Blainesville from our ports for commercial uses and trade, but our lawyers are examining the implications of military ships from Blainesville.

(OOC - actually, that bit of international law I didn't know about, but I prefer being a Good Global Citizen where I can :D )

Okay, I guess that warrants an Official Response (tm):

The Trivalvian government is of the opinion that the use of nuclear and chemical weapons against civilian targets is a warcrime, no matter who launches the weapons or who is targetted. Trivalvia itself has declared its military "WMD-free" and will not develop, stockpile, or employ nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons.

The nuclear exchange between Blainesville, Blackhelm Confederacy and Clandonia Prime was a tragedy.

Trivalvia is a member of the United Nations and therefore will hold itself accountable to international law. We are willing to permit access to Blainesville from our ports for commercial uses and trade, but our lawyers are examining the implications of military ships from Blainesville.

(OOC - actually, that bit of international law I didn't know about, but I prefer being a Good Global Citizen where I can :D )


OOC: But is your nation angry that a GASN nation detonated a nuke within a couple hundred miles of your border, and is your nation bothered by the fact another GASN nation provided a trillion dollars in additional nuclear weaponry to the nation that launched said nuke?

Also, I should inform you that since your nation is providing port access to Blainesville as required by international law, Hurtful Thoughts wants to search every vessel leaving your ports & sink any that contain CA paraphenalia.

Basically, I am trying to point out that the reasons my nation is angry with GASN also apply to your nation :D

Ooh, that's a thorny one...

Okay, here's my stance as both nation and player:

I'm saddened that Clandonia Prime did fire nukes, and that Mationbuds and Wanderjar helped to rearm him through that "Dominion Commonwealth" arrangement. I am not, however, willing to generalize my displeasure over these nations actions to GASN as a whole:


Clandonia Prime is no longer a GASN member. I understand that he is permitted to re-apply, but given his actions (and OOCly his refusal to RP the effects of nuclear devastation beyond climate) I doubt he'll be re-admitted.
In the GASN reformation Craven initiated, Wanderjar and PROHT were reduced to Validating status, which as I understand it means they have reduced capacity to influence GASN policy.
None of the GASN governing member nations have condoned the actions of Clandonia Prime, Wanderjar, or PROHT, nor have they employed such measures themselves.


So, unless Craven or the other full members start flinging nukes around, I won't feel the need to make GASN an enemy.

Hurtian's decision to search Blainesville ships is a problem; one I'll have to speak to him about.

Ooh, that's a thorny one...

Okay, here's my stance as both nation and player:


In the GASN reformation Craven initiated, Wanderjar and PROHT were reduced to Validating status, which as I understand it means they have reduced capacity to influence GASN policy.
None of the GASN governing member nations have condoned the actions of Clandonia Prime, Wanderjar, or PROHT, nor have they employed such measures themselves.


So, unless Craven or the other full members start flinging nukes around, I won't feel the need to make GASN an enemy.

Hurtian's decision to search Blainesville ships is a problem; one I'll have to speak to him about.

Yep, I've gone somewhat aloof for quite some time, but for the betterment of the cause, therefore I've been downgraded to validating (meaning they're reconsidering my membership).

At least I'm searching them rather than simply blowing them up on sight...

America did the same thing to the Cubans... Both had nukes, and guess what? Nothing happened.

Don't like WMDs? You'll hate me. :p

I have nearly 40,000 peace time nuclear weapons, from 12kt's to my strongest 75mt's.

Don't go yelling,"datz unrezonbel lol", because the Soviet Union had that many at it's top, and it was a shit poor communist nation with about 1/3 the amount of people as me. <.<

Ooh, that's a thorny one...

Okay, here's my stance as both nation and player:

I'm saddened that Clandonia Prime did fire nukes, and that Mationbuds and Wanderjar helped to rearm him through that "Dominion Commonwealth" arrangement. I am not, however, willing to generalize my displeasure over these nations actions to GASN as a whole:


Clandonia Prime is no longer a GASN member. I understand that he is permitted to re-apply, but given his actions (and OOCly his refusal to RP the effects of nuclear devastation beyond climate) I doubt he'll be re-admitted.
In the GASN reformation Craven initiated, Wanderjar and PROHT were reduced to Validating status, which as I understand it means they have reduced capacity to influence GASN policy.
None of the GASN governing member nations have condoned the actions of Clandonia Prime, Wanderjar, or PROHT, nor have they employed such measures themselves.


So, unless Craven or the other full members start flinging nukes around, I won't feel the need to make GASN an enemy.

Hurtian's decision to search Blainesville ships is a problem; one I'll have to speak to him about.

HEY! WHOAH WHOAH WHAOH! I DID NOT HELP HIM REARM!

I don't believe in the usage of nukes. If you're going to blame someone for giving a country nukes, don't blame me.

? *rereads relevant posts* Whoops, you're right. My bad.

Note to self: fire current intelligence director... Out of a cannon, if need be.

? *rereads relevant posts* Whoops, you're right. My bad.

Note to self: fire current intelligence director... Out of a cannon, if need be.

Haha!

No problem mate, I just don't want to catch any flak for something I don't even believe in!

Of course, if someone nukes me, I have certain nasty surprises of my own....(i.e, hundreds of thousands of kilograms of Hydrogen Cyanide, a special gas I use instead http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/evil.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org))

I only believe in using nukes as a last resort measure of defense. Other than that, they are pointless.

dont mind if I but in, but how about tactical nuclear weapons with very small yields? Something like would actually prove to be extremely useful on a battlefield or as an anti-capital ship missile/kellbreaker torpedo.

OOC: I was never in the GASN! I'm just allied to many nations in the GASN yes, but I'm not going to give up my nuclear armenant its all lies, lies I tell you! OCCly I don't have a problem with the two nations of Ackistan and Trivalvia but ICCly they are in the Clandonian 'Axis of Evil'.

Hi there. I'm back, after not being on for two days... and I just want to make a few points, etc.:

- First of all, thanks to all GASN nations for not nuking Undershi

- Secondly, thanks to all those nations already involved in the invasion of TPF and in helping my guys resist the Hatarian invasion of the Undershi Empire.

- Thirdly: Could Blackhelm please explain just what he is doing with all those random people he's been rounding up in the occupied territories?

I only believe in using nukes as a last resort measure of defense. Other than that, they are pointless.

Not really. I use nukes, all the time.

Not really. I use nukes, all the time.

Same, whats the point of having them if you dont use them?

Same, whats the point of having them if you dont use them?

Not ending the world?

- Thirdly: Could Blackhelm please explain just what he is doing with all those random people he's been rounding up in the occupied territories?

While i can't say for sure the general theme seems to be he is attempting to make his own version of the Khorne Bezerkers encountered in KT, perhaps understandable from the IC perspective of a nation/organisation without a background involving thousands of years of secret societies battling the forces of darkness. Any further discussion of this really does belong in the KT thread.

- Thirdly: Could Blackhelm please explain just what he is doing with all those random people he's been rounding up in the occupied territories?

Well, if you want me to ruin all the fun, the communists and anarchists are being sent to camps all around Griffincrest territorys to die. The mentally challenged are being sorted, and the most violent are given guns, and are going to be used to freak out Khornate tribesmen by sending a pack of madmen with various weapons into their villages, and those not violent enough are merely returned home.

Also, can I get a link to the Undershit/Hataria conflict so I can do some damage to Hataria there?

While i can't say for sure the general theme seems to be he is attempting to make his own version of the Khorne Bezerkers encountered in KT, perhaps understandable from the IC perspective of a nation/organisation without a background involving thousands of years of secret societies battling the forces of darkness. Any further discussion of this really does belong in the KT thread.

Whoa...how did you know about my secret societies, I only made one, very brief post about one of them....whoooaa.:eek:

Well, if you want me to ruin all the fun, the communists and anarchists are being sent to camps all around Griffincrest territorys to die. The mentally challenged are being sorted, and the most violent are given guns, and are going to be used to freak out Khornate tribesmen by sending a pack of madmen with various weapons into their villages, and those not violent enough are merely returned home.

Also, can I get a link to the Undershit/Hataria conflict so I can do some damage to Hataria there?

You know what, you don't deserve a Seal any more!

I'm taking you down for killing my fellow comrades, and especially because of the mentally challenged part! My brother has Fragile X! (A type of Autism...)

Well, if you want me to ruin all the fun, the communists and anarchists are being sent to camps all around Griffincrest territorys to die. The mentally challenged are being sorted, and the most violent are given guns, and are going to be used to freak out Khornate tribesmen by sending a pack of madmen with various weapons into their villages, and those not violent enough are merely returned home.

Also, can I get a link to the Undershit/Hataria conflict so I can do some damage to Hataria there?

You know what, you don't deserve a Seal any more!

I'm taking you down for killing my fellow comrades, and especially because of the mentally challenged part! My brother has Fragile X! (A type of Autism...)

BC, you deserve a cookie for your proper treatment of communists (I personally prefer to just crucify them, but to each his own). *hands biggest cookie yet to exist*

As for the mentally retarded thing, he is being alright to the not dangerous ones, and is letting the dangerous ones make a difference in the world, so I guess I am cool wit dat. 'Scuse me. With that.

You know what, you don't deserve a Seal any more!

I'm taking you down for killing my fellow comrades, and especially because of the mentally challenged part! My brother has Fragile X! (A type of Autism...)

Nooo, I'll never give up the seal!

And your brother would be fine, I am taking the guys who want to kill people, the psychotic ones who should be locked up, not autistic guys. As long as they have no drive to hurt people, they are fine.

Nooo, I'll never give up the seal!

And your brother would be fine, I am taking the guys who want to kill people, the psychotic ones who should be locked up, not autistic guys. As long as they have no drive to hurt people, they are fine.

There are unfortuantly a few flaws in your plan:
a: Khorne Bezerkers/cultists are unlikely to be "freaked out" by anything
b: Exactly how many dangerously psycotic individuals do you expect to find who aren't already reveling in the worship of Khorne?
c: even providing you do find some, how exactly do you expect them not to simply be absorbed by the cultists who will quite literally worship them.

As for secret scoieties i was more reffering to my own who have had a long and upclose and personal war with chaos.

Well, I assume few, but in a likely malnurished nation, brain defects are more common, so more than one would find in a first or second world nation, and it is just a test, doesnt have to work.

Not to infringe on your thread. But Blackhem....you should look at THIS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=503425) thread.