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No, BL is in the UFAN, however he isn't in the NPE though...

I doubt Barokin had enough existing airfield to handle all the aircraft I want to send plus what you guys already have there. If you guys could roleplay building an airstrip or two, I'll send in da planes.

I'd be happy to build some airstrips, but I haven't used any of the airports there yet. All my fighters are operating off the carriers and all my incoming transports are tilt-rotors, so they'll be landing in open spaces next to my troop columns.

I am going to stay low in the conflict with the NPE if you don't mind guys,,,

So, as it is, there is an ongoing or completed invsion of; Barokin, Kampfers, Crystal Mountains, and Grosse Reich?

EDIT: I or Viston should NOT be on there. Sadly, the maker of this map, Kampfers, can't update...>_<

Like this?

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/431/nomaldoriansot8.png

If I move some heavy bombers into Barokin, can anyone give me fighter support for a bombing run on NPE headquarters?

So, as it is, there is an ongoing or completed invsion of; Barokin, Kampfers, Crystal Mountains, and Grosse Reich?

Sounds about right. There are some other invasions in the works, but the threads haven't been created yet. I dunno the details though, BC does.

Oh, and Calizoristan is no longer a target either.

Sounds about right. There are some other invasions in the works, but the threads haven't been created yet. I dunno the details though, BC does.

I'm back. Lawl, The Turks are made of win...anyways, anything new happen?

If I move some heavy bombers into Barokin, can anyone give me fighter support for a bombing run on NPE headquarters?

I can.

Hey, could I get some Corporate Alliance help? Mondoth, The Lone Alliance, and a godmoding new player I'll probably fire the ignore cannon on (his first post was a "I DELCARE WAR YUO!!!!" on me), are planning (and in the process) of invading me. Tartarystan isn't very large but clearly, The Lone Alliance probably will be dissuaded from attacking me if they see the Corporate Alliance defending my territory. In addition, Mondoth might also be dissuaded from doing so as well. And if either one isn't...well...it still probably won't be a problem.

Hey, could I get some Corporate Alliance help? Mondoth, The Lone Alliance, and a godmoding new player I'll probably fire the ignore cannon on (his first post was a "I DELCARE WAR YUO!!!!" on me), are planning (and in the process) of invading me. Tartarystan isn't very large but clearly, The Lone Alliance probably will be dissuaded from attacking me if they see the Corporate Alliance defending my territory. In addition, Mondoth might also be dissuaded from doing so as well. And if either one isn't...well...it still probably won't be a problem.

Well, I'm fresh from my war in Saan Gali and looking for an easy victory, I'll do it, link please.

Hey, could I get some Corporate Alliance help? Mondoth, The Lone Alliance, and a godmoding new player I'll probably fire the ignore cannon on (his first post was a "I DELCARE WAR YUO!!!!" on me), are planning (and in the process) of invading me. Tartarystan isn't very large but clearly, The Lone Alliance probably will be dissuaded from attacking me if they see the Corporate Alliance defending my territory. In addition, Mondoth might also be dissuaded from doing so as well. And if either one isn't...well...it still probably won't be a problem.

Also, what Tech Level are we looking at? I can do MT but I prefer PMT.

I believe this is the thread he is talking about

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534396

For the record, Cazelia shouldnt be able to do that, as he is currently occupied by a number of nations, including me.

I need to butt in on the Kampfers invasion, as I've been warmongering an invasion since a few days ago. He sunk my ship, so I'm getting revenge.

Also, I seem to have the help of one of Mal's fleets, but I don't know the orbat for it.

I need to butt in on the Kampfers invasion, as I've been warmongering an invasion since a few days ago. He sunk my ship, so I'm getting revenge.

Also, I seem to have the help of one of Mal's fleets, but I don't know the orbat for it.

Not right this second you don't. Me and Undershi are discussing closing the thread.

It's MT and Cazelia isn't trying to invade anymore...it's pretty much The Lone Alliance and Mondoth. The Lone Alliance might back off, but they might not. Anyways, I don't think it would be very hard for the Corporate Alliance.

Encrypted Message to Undershi:

You are on your own with Kampfers. I'm going after Lord Sumguy.

Sextus Augustus
Imperator of Rome

Not right this second you don't. Me and Undershi are discussing closing the thread.
I still plan on invading you, regardless of which thread it's in.

I still plan on invading you, regardless of which thread it's in.

And I reserve the right to ignore you. Did you not get the message? I don't want to RP with you...

Encrypted Message to Undershi:

You are on your own with Kampfers. I'm going after Lord Sumguy.

Sextus Augustus
Imperator of Rome

OOC: well that isn't what I wanted to see when i looked at this thread...

OOC: well that isn't what I wanted to see when i looked at this thread...

That seems like something I will be laughing at, yes... yes I think it is.

OOC: well that isn't what I wanted to see when i looked at this thread...

Yeah, especially since my defense budget is bigger than yours. :p

It begins. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534583)

Well, time to fight then. My invasion of Kampfers is well underway, with quite a lot of my military (including well over half of my navy) being committed to the invasion.

We'll see how it goes, eh?

Oh, and BC, here's a link to one of my stories, since you asked.

http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=65079

It's magic-y, but I think it's still good. There's some other stuff on that same site if you're interested after reading the one I gave a link to.

Um...

Wanna guess who's leading ADAN now?
Hint (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534580)

Yeah, especially since my defense budget is bigger than yours. :p

It begins. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534583)

OOC: Yes, i lowered the tax rate recently because I only needed to mainatin my army, not build it. I still have a larger standing force than you, I'm just not spending a ton of money building it up. You still stand a fair chance of victory, of course, it all depends on strategy.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534583

Greston has gone against CA interests. Someone deal with that, yes?

Not to mention they're probably also going against the CA here.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12930696#post12930696

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534583

Greston has gone against CA interests. Someone deal with that, yes?

Im the head of the Hegemony, and according to our charter, if you attack one of us youa ttack us all.

Undershi, who are you going to pick as your new ally. I can spare a fleet if necessary.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12934345&postcount=21

Apparently Cazelia isn't too happy either.

Undershi, who are you going to pick as your new ally. I can spare a fleet if necessary.

I don't know who I'll pick, to be honest. I wouldn't mind fighting alongside you, but to be honest I think I can handle Kampfers navy pretty much on my own, even with his allies. However, I'd definitely like to have an ally ready for when things get really ugly. I don't know who, though... any suggestions?

BC, you do realize the Hegemony was already neutral, right?

And I reserve the right to ignore you. Did you not get the message? I don't want to RP with you...

Then it's you who is the wanker. You can't just ignore people because your too lazy to RP it or you might lose..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534583

Greston has gone against CA interests. Someone deal with that, yes?

I'll take him out. Some hedge monsters can't stop me...

You won't RP with him and he won't RP with you. Seems fine to me. Black will agree.

But Akimonad just said that he wants to invade Kampfers. How is that not RPing with him? Seems like wanking to avoid war to me.

Then it's you who is the wanker. You can't just ignore people because your too lazy to RP it or you might lose..

You won't RP with him and he won't RP with you. Seems fine to me. Black will agree.

The Bathist Conglomerate of Fintlewoodle, in being a premier industrial power, and having a Gross Product, yearly, totaling more than two-hundred and thirteen trillion Universal Standard Dollars, would like to request official membership in the Corporate Alliance, the premier capitalist organization in the international world.

Networking is ever a part of a prosperous business strategy.

Our Board of Directors will be awaiting your response.

OOC: BC, my target has left the NPE alliance. Furthermore, their nation packed up and moved to a new region as my fleet was approaching. Shall I invade them anyway or pick someone else? I have mixed feelings about it. On one hand, attacking them now wouldn't do much for our war effort, but on the other hand, I don't consider moving one's nation to be a legit defense against invasion. I would hate to encourage that.

The nation of Fordreich awaits order to engage a NPE member. Give us the target and when to attack, or give us the name of the nation we are to assist, and we will comply. Standing by and awaiting orders.

OOC: BC, my target has left the NPE alliance. Furthermore, their nation packed up and moved to a new region as my fleet was approaching. Shall I invade them anyway or pick someone else? I have mixed feelings about it. On one hand, attacking them now wouldn't do much for our war effort, but on the other hand, I don't consider moving one's nation to be a legit defense against invasion. I would hate to encourage that.

TPF and I agreed to the following terms regarding Crystal Mountains:

1) I assume control of the smallest island formerly assigned to Crystal Mountains.
2) My fleet takes 1/3 casualties.
3) Crystal Mountain's two other islands are marked as neutral, and won't be used for the remainder of our alliance wars.

Crystal Mountains is now out of the war. I am going to create an occupation thread tomorrow morning, and expect a counterattack by NPE.

BC, it might be a good idea to assign someone to help me out until I can garrison the island properly. I'm still counting on The United Ed States to help me out, but he hasn't been online for a day or two.

gotta run, cya'll tomorrow

The nation of Fordreich awaits order to engage a NPE member. Give us the target and when to attack, or give us the name of the nation we are to assist, and we will comply. Standing by and awaiting orders.

I'm sure BC will hook you up with a target when he is online next. There are plenty to choose from.

Just a heads-up. Greater Prussia is joining the war. They'll be posting tomorrow.

Is there anything I can do to help the war effort?

*Eagerly anticipates his "Participant" Award for his actions in the war*

I have declared the Hegemony's neutrality, so i suggest you have Gens Romae pull out as you said he would before he destroys my city, and i destroy his airforce and half his army.

Wait i talk in OOC here? Meh, w/e xD Anyways, i am looking for a target though. I would much like to invade a fresh country equal to my strength, but if none is found, i would be glad to assist any other members of the CA with their war or something. Just post here and ask for my help, or hit me a telegram. Im out for the night, so bye.

Wait i talk in OOC here? Meh, w/e xD Anyways, i am looking for a target though. I would much like to invade a fresh country equal to my strength, but if none is found, i would be glad to assist any other members of the CA with their war or something. Just post here and ask for my help, or hit me a telegram. Im out for the night, so bye.

You can invade me.( my NPE claim has a few hundred million people in it only. I wouldn't send reinforcements.)

I need someone to fight as well. I scraped this huge fleet together for the last thread and now I don't have anything to do with it. Anyone in particular that needs to get invaded?

Preferably someone without a massively larger military or population than I, and who is not Kampfers since we're in the same vague sort-of alliance.

Not that it's particularly close and all, last time we asked for military assistance they refused. But hey, treaties are treaties.

Now that I look a little, maybe Gataway and I would be a good match. Anyone invading him yet? If not, I'll do the honors.

dang, we are gonna get killed

I'm willing to help anyone out if need be.

OOC: Someone also might want to teach Gens about the rules. He thinks he has 11,600 helicopters when hes a month old nation.

1) He barely has a fleet to make up for the copters.

2) He barely has any fixed wing craft.


BTW, If I were you, I would be worried. You might get an attack sooner or later...;)

OOC: Someone also might want to teach Gens about the rules. He thinks he has 11,600 helicopters when hes a month old nation.

OOC: Newsflash, I'm not part of the NPE you seek to destroy. I am merely friendly with several members of the NPE. Oh and you and the rest of the CA won't win this senseless war, mark my words.

OOC:

I might attack you for personal reasons...:)

We're not winning? Because the wars and battles are saying otherwise.

11600 helicopters is not necessarily stretching it. After all, from what I read he's using practically all of his helicopters here. And he doesn't have a navy at all, which means more funds for air forces.

Damn what a mess that thread was to read though. I don't think there was a single IC post in the last page in a half. I'm pretty sure that there is an OOC thread for this war, why is nobody using it? It just makes the threads cluttered and shit to read.

Oh and I've made my mind up, I'll hit Gataway. I think my odds against him are OK, so I might have some forces to spare if anyone needs them...

OOC: Newsflash, I'm not part of the NPE you seek to destroy. I am merely friendly with several members of the NPE. Oh and you and the rest of the CA won't win this senseless war, mark my words.

OOC: What personal reasons? Our nations have literally no IC interaction except when I was investing in OoA during the occupation.

OOC: BC, my target has left the NPE alliance. Furthermore, their nation packed up and moved to a new region as my fleet was approaching. Shall I invade them anyway or pick someone else? I have mixed feelings about it. On one hand, attacking them now wouldn't do much for our war effort, but on the other hand, I don't consider moving one's nation to be a legit defense against invasion. I would hate to encourage that.

I don't consider it very honerable for a multi-billion pop nation with a trillion dollar budget going after a 200 million pop nation with 60 B to spend per year. I made the only move possible to survive.

I'm quite sure that Poland, given the option, would have moved.

You had 200,000 marines. I had maybe 200,000 troops combined Army, navy and marines.

You rolled out a fleet that outweighed my fleet about 30:1. Not counting the 3 CA fleets rolling Das Reich. Counting them, the odds went up to 200:1.

RPing battles like this is a circle jerk and is only of interest to the jerks.

TCM: I could have kicked his ass D:<

I don't consider it very honerable for a multi-billion pop nation with a trillion dollar budget going after a 200 million pop nation with 60 B to spend per year. I made the only move possible to survive.

I'm quite sure that Poland, given the option, would have moved.

You had 200,000 marines. I had maybe 200,000 troops combined Army, navy and marines.

You rolled out a fleet that outweighed my fleet about 30:1. Not counting the 3 CA fleets rolling Das Reich. Counting them, the odds went up to 200:1.

RPing battles like this is a circle jerk and is only of interest to the jerks.

it might be interesting to die hard last stand fanatics.

I don't consider it very honerable for a multi-billion pop nation with a trillion dollar budget going after a 200 million pop nation with 60 B to spend per year. I made the only move possible to survive.

I'm quite sure that Poland, given the option, would have moved.

You had 200,000 marines. I had maybe 200,000 troops combined Army, navy and marines.

You rolled out a fleet that outweighed my fleet about 30:1. Not counting the 3 CA fleets rolling Das Reich. Counting them, the odds went up to 200:1.

RPing battles like this is a circle jerk and is only of interest to the jerks.

Your complaints have been addressed here:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12936522&postcount=19

I was just wondering, do you happen to have a map of that island I took over? Thanks.

Barokin is all wrapped up and ready for anyone who needs to stage troops there.

And if any of you new nations still need a target try thinking about hitting the NPE headquarters or the Joint training facility. I don't know how much defense they'll put up for them, but they are small and right near my guys, so I'll make sure nothing happens to you.

BC, it might be a good idea to assign someone to help me out until I can garrison the island properly. I'm still counting on The United Ed States to help me out, but he hasn't been online for a day or two.

I can help.

In fact, if anyone wants a small piece of my forces they can have it.

Barokin is all wrapped up and ready for anyone who needs to stage troops there.

And if any of you new nations still need a target try thinking about hitting the NPE headquarters or the Joint training facility. I don't know how much defense they'll put up for them, but they are small and right near my guys, so I'll make sure nothing happens to you.

I think I might try that.

Everyone grab your Bizaro twin and start crunching!

Dang, I was looking forwards to unleashing righteous payback on Binaria, Nothing personal, it's just Revenge.

I think I might try that.

You are bound to the statement of neutrailty that Blackhelm demanded I make.

You are bound to the statement of neutrailty that Blackhelm demanded I make.

I'd be fighting in the name of the CA.

I was just wondering, do you happen to have a map of that island I took over? Thanks.

Yeah- it's the one marked xxxx yourself xxxxxxx.

You should probaly delete that before you get docked for a flame.

Yeah- it's the one marked fuck yourself jackass.

That was rather rude.

I'd be fighting in the name of the CA.

OOC: but if i let nations fight for the CA, i'd have to do the same for the NPE members within the Hegemony, and then there would only be two or three neutral Hegemony nations.

Urcea you have a TG.

I am having difficulty keeping up with all the invasion threads, but here is what is happening as far as I can tell...


We have Pudu attacking Wanderjar in Nova Europa.

Toops, myself, and possibly The United Ed States are holding down Crystal Island.

Deserted Territories and Maldorians are holding down Barokin.

Undershi is invading Kampfers.

BC and others are invading Grosse Reich.

Soulforge Cathedral, New Manth, Fordreich, and Akimonad have requested targets.

I say we have Soulforge Cathedral wait to see where New Prussia is going to get involved, and have them help in that theatre. The others could get in on the Grosse Reich invasion to expedite our victory there. Sound good?

Looks good to me. But as I suggested before, those guys who don't have targets yet could haze the NPE headquarters and Joint training facility untill you find bigger targets. It might put pressure on the NPE nations that are being invaded, they might feel compelled to send support and then open up their nations to the rest of the CA.

Nevermind that, I got it.

Looks good to me. But as I suggested before, those guys who don't have targets yet could haze the NPE headquarters and Joint training facility untill you find bigger targets. It might put pressure on the NPE nations that are being invaded, they might feel compelled to send support and then open up their nations to the rest of the CA.

I asked the NP'ers what was on the island labeled "NPE Headquarters". It is just office buildings and such. You may as well destroy those buildings since you have a fleet and a bunch of aircraft nearby.

Just be sure you name the thread something catchy like "The Complete and Total Annihilation of NPE Headquarters", and keep it bumped :)

I'm liking that name, I think I'll use it. And after that i'm gonna swing my missle artillery over to that traing facility.

I'm liking that name, I think I'll use it. And after that i'm gonna swing my missle artillery over to that traing facility.

rawr. Count me in...:D

I think i will stay out of this war for a little bit more. I am trying to beef up my military to the max. I've been buying equipments since i started Rping on the boards, but its puny compared to what some ppl have, and i dont like it :P Though if someone really desperately needs help, or if Urcea is going to war with someone(Im Urcea's colony, though im a completely different person), ill be glad to join.

I have a task for all you boys, just wait for the TG.

Got it.

Got it.

Yours has been sent.

rawr. Count me in...:D

I predict running out of airplanes much much faster than I expected. I'm not going to be able to realisticly bring in support in a timely fashion so, if you happen to want to help just jet on in.

I have a task for all you boys, just wait for the TG.


/me is waiting.

I got a TG earlier, it wasn't from Blackhelm though...

In other news I feel completely sick, I think I must have caught something from my ex girlfriend, excuse me, the toilet is calling.

Ouch, tough break Toops.

Ouch, tough break Toops.

Hey, It might just be the extreme summer heat we're facing here in England, but either way I'm slightly halucinagenic and testy, so apologies in advance to whomsoever I insult

Okay, my invasion of Kampfers is going fairly well, although I'm taking cassualties. Things are looking good, though - I can still probably take on Kampfers and co. on my own.

Hey, It might just be the extreme summer heat we're facing here in England, but either way I'm slightly halucinagenic and testy, so apologies in advance to whomsoever I insult

Your TG is sent

Okay, my invasion of Kampfers is going fairly well, although I'm taking cassualties. Things are looking good, though - I can still probably take on Kampfers and co. on my own.

Ok, sounds good. Remember, if you need help, just ask.

Your TG is sent

Wha bout me???

So...I'm assuming you just gave up in attacking my fleet in the furry war, then?

So...I'm assuming you just gave up in attacking my fleet in the furry war, then?

I was under the impression that was over, no?

Wha bout me???

You are also in Hegemony. It would be hypocritical of me to present you with a target.

You are also in Hegemony. It would be hypocritical of me to present you with a target.

Not anymore.

As always, if you need help, holler. I would take you into account, and make a decision if i should join in or not. Though as i said earlier, i am still beefing my military. I may not be the best support you could/would get. Unless im assigned a task, i think imma slip into neutrality in this matter so call me quick! :D

I was under the impression that was over, no?

It lasted about one to two days longer after you posted, and I posted my response.

Guys, heads up

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534788

talking about invading Gens Romae and one other guy. It clearly lists CA as its target, so i say we do something about this guy. Not a huge force, so i bet one of our small guys can take him.

Not anymore.

Ok, I'll find someone for you.

As always, if you need help, holler. I would take you into account, and make a decision if i should join in or not. Though as i said earlier, i am still beefing my military. I may not be the best support you could/would get. Unless im assigned a task, i think imma slip into neutrality in this matter so call me quick! :D

Check your TG's.

Going to send forces....

EDIT: Woot! 1,000th post! :D

Guys, heads up

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534788

talking about invading Gens Romae and one other guy. It clearly lists CA as its target, so i say we do something about this guy. Not a huge force, so i bet one of our small guys can take him.

I think I just found where I need to help out.

Black, check ye'r TG's, unless ye have done so already in which case... urm... good job *thumbs up*

Replied.

Another heads up guys, UFAN has voted, yes, to going to war against Gens Romae. I think we will need some more support there, as BL is going against us. Another notice is that me and BL will not be exchanging missiles. We have signed a mututal friendship pact, which is basically a NAP. I hope you guys dont have a problem with it. I like the guy, what can i say? :p

I'd love to help out, but if BC's plans go to count then I'll be needing every man, woman and weapon to fight off what my way comes.

*is speechless*

You declaring war on UFAN?

Kinda would make things a tad strung out to dry what with Toops (CA) and BL (UFAN) asking to join ADAN...

Would you like to retract your ADAN aplication?

*is speechless*

You declaring war on UFAN?

Kinda would make things a tad strung out to dry what with Toops (CA) and BL (UFAN) asking to join ADAN...

Would you like to retract your ADAN aplication?

Egh, speaking purely OOCly, things look kinda dire for the CA, and hell I didn't even know I had applied for the ADAN, well... *Grabs his violin* It's been a pleasure playing with you guys *waits for the SS CA to sink*

Egh, speaking purely OOCly, things look kinda dire for the CA, and hell I didn't even know I had applied for the ADAN, well... *Grabs his violin* It's been a pleasure playing with you guys *waits for the SS CA to sink*

*blinks eyes*

What just happened?

*blinks eyes*

What just happened?

It gets dramatically less funny if I explain it...

Basically, I was parodying the violin players on the Titanic who continued to play soothfully whilst the ship around them sank.

*is speechless*

You declaring war on UFAN?

Kinda would make things a tad strung out to dry what with Toops (CA) and BL (UFAN) asking to join ADAN...

Would you like to retract your ADAN aplication?

??

We didn't declare war on UFAN.

It gets dramatically less funny if I explain it...

Basically, I was parodying the violin players on the Titanic who continued to play soothfully whilst the ship around them sank.

Not that! "It's been a pleasure playing with you guys" Are you leaving us? :(

??

We didn't declare war on UFAN.

Nero! What happened with CCM?

??

We didn't declare war on UFAN.

No, it was the other way around. UFAN declared war on the CA.

Not that! "It's been a pleasure playing with you guys" Are you leaving us? :(

Of course not! I'll continue to fight whilst the Alliance around me sinks, besides fighting the war provides a far greater literary bonus than turning tail and legging it.

Of course not! I'll continue to fight whilst the Alliance around me sinks, besides fighting the war provides a far greater literary bonus than turning tail and legging it.

Thank the Lord! *throws Toops into the fight* Go kill the NPE!

No, other alliances can and will get involved. But ADAN is unlikely to help you, fyi.

Kampfers said that no other alliance can join. From what I read, the UFAN can't join.

Kampfers said that no other alliance can join. From what I read, the UFAN can't join.

Wanna stop trying to prove me wrong and butchering my statements? I said that other alliances COULD join. Now stop being an immature 13 year old.

Wanna stop trying to prove me wrong and butchering my statements? I said that other alliances COULD join. Now stop being an immature 13 year old.

Really? Who said I was 13? Butchering your statements? Go look at your post yourself...;)

Really? Who said I was 13? Butchering your statements? Go look at your post yourself...;)

Your 14. But you aint acting like it. I know what i said. I said other alliances
could join.

No, other alliances can and will get involved. But ADAN is unlikely to help you, fyi.

I rest my case.

Your 14. But you aint acting like it. I know what i said. I said other alliances
could join.

yay! You got my age right. Well then if you knew what you said they why didn't you explain it to me in a normal, however old you are manner...>_< I misread what you wrote, that is all. I thought you said "No alliances" instead of "No, alliances"

yay! You got my age right. Well then if you knew what you said they why didn't you explain it to me in a normal, however old you are manner...>_< I misread what you wrote, that is all. I thought you said "No alliances" instead of "No, alliances"

An easy mistake, I read it like that at first too. But anyway, back to warring and slaughtering....

yay! You got my age right. Well then if you knew what you said they why didn't you explain it to me in a normal, however old you are manner...>_< I misread what you wrote, that is all. I thought you said "No alliances" instead of "No, alliances"

Aight well the way you had been treating me since we kicked you from the NPE made me feel like this was another ine of your "Im right your wrong" spiels.

Thank the Lord! *throws Toops into the fight* Go kill the NPE!

*Puts on his fighting face*

Urgh, grawr!

Haha, the power of misplaced comma, it's killed men before.

Egh, speaking purely OOCly, things look kinda dire for the CA, and hell I didn't even know I had applied for the ADAN, well... *Grabs his violin* It's been a pleasure playing with you guys *waits for the SS CA to sink*

No, I noticed ur post was strictly OOC, and thus regarded as so.

To answer your question, CA members are allowed to apply for membership.

Also, why the hell did they declare war on the CA?

I wish everyone good luck, and an aid package will ICly be prepped.

The thing that is funny is that UFAN joined the war not because we attacked one of their members, but because one of their members attacked us. Its really stupid, and they should know that it is dishonorable to go to war like this.

The thing that is funny is that UFAN joined the war not because we attacked one of their members, but because one of their members attacked us. Its really stupid, and they should know that it is dishonorable to go to war like this.

Not really, since the CA is ICly a dishonourable alliance, so assisting the Prussians in their elimination is quite honourable in fact.

The thing that is funny is that UFAN joined the war not because we attacked one of their members, but because one of their members attacked us. Its really stupid, and they should know that it is dishonorable to go to war like this.

Did you just forget about me?

Did you just forget about me?

Of course not! Noone could EVER forget about you!!! :p

*Puts on his fighting face*

Urgh, grawr!

Haha, the power of misplaced comma, it's killed men before.

Not just commas, capitalization too:

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.
I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.

Not just commas, capitalization too:

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.
I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.

lol :eek:

Not just commas, capitalization too:

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.
I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.

0__o

That is all....*Cries*


BTW, can someone just RP the HQ losses aka all of the stuff there blew up... :D

0__o

That is all....*Cries*


BTW, can someone just RP the HQ losses aka all of the stuff there blew up... :D

All you might have hurt is infrastructure. Thats is all. Thus, you'll find out when we would, after the battle. Since I won't be surveying until after its conclusion.

Anyways, the CA is like a weed, or some kind of resiliant bush. We take forever to stamp out.

All you might have hurt is infrastructure. Thats is all. Thus, you'll find out when we would, after the battle. Since I won't be surveying until after its conclusion.

It was started as more of a morale destroying thing. It's going to be the equivalent of having the white house or capitol destroyed.

Hi, I'm thinking about joining the CA, but I'm not sure if I should....

Anyways, the CA is like a weed, or some kind of resiliant bush. We take forever to stamp out.

And then we grow back, really quickly. You forgot that part.

Hi, I'm thinking about joining the CA, but I'm not sure if I should....

Care to elaborate?

Hi, I'm thinking about joining the CA, but I'm not sure if I should....

Well if you're not sure you'll want to stay or not, now is a pretty good time to sign up. We might not be here forever...

It was started as more of a morale destroying thing. It's going to be the equivalent of having the white house or capitol destroyed.

Thing about it is we really don't care about the HQ island. We may have some command centers, but it'll just piss us off, not hurt us really. If you want to hurt us (The NPE as a whole), blow up Wanderjarian Imperial Palace, or kill Emperor Baker, but you're more likely to assassinate the leader of AMF lol

Well if you're not sure you'll want to stay or not, now is a pretty good time to sign up. We might not be here forever...

*punches j00*

Don't talk like that! :(

*Cue with a Priest's voice*

REPENT YOU SINNERS, THE END IS NEAR, REPENT!

Well you say it only annoys you, but it has got your attention, hasn't it?

And the end has already come and gone and we're still here.

I think we'll last - we outlasted the GASN, didn't we? Remember when they invaded BC? Now that was a moment when the CA looked set to collapse... but it didn't. We will prevail. We are just too determined not to.

determination wont overcome statistics and logistics. We have possibly 3 alliances to fight now, and that will not be easy at all...

determination wont overcome statistics and logistics. We have possibly 3 alliances to fight now, and that will not be easy at all...

Whilst that may be true we can sure as hell give them a damn good fight before we're ended.

Who are we fighting that is not part of the NPE? If possible, please provide links to the threads in question or at least a thread name for me to look for.

Nero,
You are fighting
UFAN
Greater Prussia

Some other people AFAIK.

I don't think any of us are being invaded yet are we?
Well, I suppose Gens Romanea is, and Toops was with Gallia, but that has fallen off the radar so, I don't think it qualifys.

I don't think any of us are being invaded yet are we?
Well, I suppose Gens Romanea is, and Toops was with Gallia, but that has fallen off the radar so, I don't think it qualifys.

Nope. We're all good. DT, do you have AIM or MSN? I have a question about the NPE HQ attack...

But for how much longer are you 'good? ;)

Official Corporate Telegram:
To: Corporate Alliance
From: Tucker E. Boot, CEO of Buy & Sell Incorporated
After hearing of the danger your glorious corporate empire is in we have endeavored to help you however we can. As you may or may not know, we have a mercenary branch. We are willing to hire out two divisions, one heavy troop division, and one light troop division. They have recieved the best Offence & Defence Mercenaries training could provide, all four thousand of them. They work as a unit, and are trained as well as most armies. They come with uniform armor, and are trained in urban and defensive warfare. All of this for only two hundred fifty million, plus twenty thousand for each death after one thousand.

In addition, we would like to loan twenty-five million, no interest, in the Corporate Alliance. Stability for the market that fuels my corporate empire. Stabilty for Oil and Coal.

OOC: You can RP the mercs; this thing is way over my head.

and Toops was with Gallia, but that has fallen off the radar so, I don't think it qualifys.

I don't think it's been Retconned, I saw Wandy offhandidly mention it in his interview with TWSP's news thread, either way I'd like to keep it as an example of NPE agression and down trouser attacking.

Also, after having realised my MU colony was called Gallia I decided to rename the wartorn Gallia, Saan Gali, it's not a major point of contention but still its worth noting.

TO: The Corporate Alliance
FROM: Kampfers
SUBJECT: UFAN's Withdrawl

These are the terms that UFAN brings before you. Some are negotiable, some are not.

1) All UFAN nations and territories will go untouched in the war. This includes the nation of Kampfers.

2) The Corporate Alliance will reimburse UFAN the sum of 15 trillion dollars, 8 trillion of which will go to Kampfers. The rest will be divided among UFAN members involved.

3) UFAN will declare a state of peace between the two alliances and will not sanction further action against the Corporate Alliance. However, individual nations may pursue their conquests, though not with UFAN backing.

4) Kampfers will be allowed to remain wholly in the conflict as they are a member of the New Prussian Empire, but even though they fight against the Corporate Alliance, their land will still go untouched.

5) The Corporate Alliance will condemn the use of nuclear warheads, even those of the tactical size, by any and all member states, and promises to accept the consequences should this be violated.

Once again, some terms are negotiable, and some are not. How does this sound?

Sincerely,
Fuhrer Richtoff

OOC: This is really for BC only, but ya'll are free to comment on it.

I regret to announce that our membership in the Corporate Alliance must be put on hold until further notice, for it is not in our best interests to be in this alliance. We regret it, and may come back at a point, but we just don't agree with some of the actions that the Corporate Alliance has been taking lately, and thus we feel compelled to resign,


Adios Amigos, or former Amigos,

Señor Arnold
Presidente of Calizorinstan.

I regret to announce that our membership in the Corporate Alliance must be put on hold until further notice, for it is not in our best interests to be in this alliance. We regret it, and may come back at a point, but we just don't agree with some of the actions that the Corporate Alliance has been taking lately, and thus we feel compelled to resign,


Adios Amigos, or former Amigos,

Señor Arnold
Presidente of Calizorinstan.

Aren't you an NPE member too?

I regret to announce that our membership in the Corporate Alliance must be put on hold until further notice, for it is not in our best interests to be in this alliance. We regret it, and may come back at a point, but we just don't agree with some of the actions that the Corporate Alliance has been taking lately, and thus we feel compelled to resign,


Adios Amigos, or former Amigos,

Señor Arnold
Presidente of Calizorinstan.

(OOC: Don't take this the wrong way, but, Coward :P )

Aren't you an NPE member too?

He is.

(OOC: Don't take this the wrong way, but, Coward :P )

OOC: You might view it as that, but this is what I call honorable cowardice, in this time, I do not want to be split between alliances, I am fully supporting the NPE, UFAN and the Hegemony now.

OOC: You might view it as that, but this is what I call honorable cowardice, in this time, I do not want to be split between alliances, I am fully supporting the NPE, UFAN and the Hegemony now.

(OOC: Aha, correction then, Traitor! :P :P )

OOC: You might view it as that, but this is what I call honorable cowardice, in this time, I do not want to be split between alliances, I am fully supporting the NPE, UFAN and the Hegemony now.

*Grins*

(OOC: Aha, correction then, Traitor! :P :P )

OOC: Ah ha, I am only your enemy IC, OOC, you're cool Toops!, you're Tops in OOC, get it, haha!, anyways, I planned the IC "betraying" of the CA to the NPE for 72 hours in advance, so I am quite the sneak. Frankly I don't care if I get destroyed by the CA, I can always rebuild with the help of my allies, and frankly Wanderjar, I hope you aren't going to let me be pummeled by these guys...

TO: The Corporate Alliance
FROM: Kampfers
SUBJECT: UFAN's Withdrawl

These are the terms that UFAN brings before you. Some are negotiable, some are not.

1) All UFAN nations and territories will go untouched in the war. This includes the nation of Kampfers.

2) The Corporate Alliance will reimburse UFAN the sum of 15 trillion dollars, 8 trillion of which will go to Kampfers. The rest will be divided among UFAN members involved.

3) UFAN will declare a state of peace between the two alliances and will not sanction further action against the Corporate Alliance. However, individual nations may pursue their conquests, though not with UFAN backing.

4) Kampfers will be allowed to remain wholly in the conflict as they are a member of the New Prussian Empire, but even though they fight against the Corporate Alliance, their land will still go untouched.

5) The Corporate Alliance will condemn the use of nuclear warheads, even those of the tactical size, by any and all member states, and promises to accept the consequences should this be violated.

Once again, some terms are negotiable, and some are not. How does this sound?

Sincerely,
Fuhrer Richtoff

OOC: This is really for BC only, but ya'll are free to comment on it.

OOC: Bullshit, but that's just my opinion.

OOC: Ah ha, I am only your enemy IC, OOC, you're cool Toops!, you're Tops in OOC, get it, haha!, anyways, I planned the IC "betraying" of the CA to the NPE for 72 hours in advance, so I am quite the sneak. Frankly I don't care if I get destroyed by the CA, I can always rebuild with the help of my allies, and frankly Wanderjar, I hope you aren't going to let me be pummeled by these guys...

(OOC: Well, if my own lack of optimism catches up with me then you could soon be seeing a larger more good guy Toops surfacing in the near future, I've actually had the thought of treachery cross my mind before purely for the plot hooks that it would sow, but Leafanistan scares me into place :| )

OOC: By the way, what was the cause of the CA-NPE war?

OOC: You might view it as that, but this is what I call honorable cowardice, in this time, I do not want to be split between alliances, I am fully supporting the NPE, UFAN and the Hegemony now.

The Hegemony are neutral and the UFAN might be neutral. So really, you are supporting the NPE... :P

OOC: By the way, what was the cause of the CA-NPE war?

Boredom after the end of the GASN I think.

Though the real conflict I beleive sparked from issues raised in the Saan Gali War.

The Hegemony are neutral and the UFAN might be neutral. So really, you are supporting the NPE... :P

I am a member, and if I fall, I will go fighting, guns blazing!

TO: The Corporate Alliance
FROM: Kampfers
SUBJECT: UFAN's Withdrawl

These are the terms that UFAN brings before you. Some are negotiable, some are not.

1) All UFAN nations and territories will go untouched in the war. This includes the nation of Kampfers.

2) The Corporate Alliance will reimburse UFAN the sum of 15 trillion dollars, 8 trillion of which will go to Kampfers. The rest will be divided among UFAN members involved.

3) UFAN will declare a state of peace between the two alliances and will not sanction further action against the Corporate Alliance. However, individual nations may pursue their conquests, though not with UFAN backing.

4) Kampfers will be allowed to remain wholly in the conflict as they are a member of the New Prussian Empire, but even though they fight against the Corporate Alliance, their land will still go untouched.

5) The Corporate Alliance will condemn the use of nuclear warheads, even those of the tactical size, by any and all member states, and promises to accept the consequences should this be violated.

Once again, some terms are negotiable, and some are not. How does this sound?

Sincerely,
Fuhrer Richtoff

OOC: This is really for BC only, but ya'll are free to comment on it.

Your terms are acceptable, and we look forward to an era of peace.
- Claudius Griffincrest

1) All UFAN nations and territories will go untouched in the war. This includes the nation of Kampfers.

2)... 8 trillion of which will go to Kampfers. The rest will be divided among UFAN members involved.

4) Kampfers will be allowed to remain wholly in the conflict as they are a member of the New Prussian Empire, but even though they fight against the Corporate Alliance, their land will still go untouched.

My comments are thus

You expect us to give Kampfers 8 trillion dollars which they will turn around and spend on attacking us, while promising not to fight back against them while they invade us? And you call this a 'peace treaty'?

Can't speak for the rest of the CA, but from New Manth:

Get stuffed.

At Blackhelm:

You can accept this treaty of you want. New Manth isn't going to. Even calling it a peace treaty is BS. It's basically a promise that we ourselves will finance the enemy invasion of us.

My comments are thus

You expect us to give Kampfers 8 trillion dollars which they will turn around and spend on attacking us, while promising not to fight back against them while they invade us? And you call this a 'peace treaty'?

Can't speak for the rest of the CA, but from New Manth:

Get stuffed.

At Blackhelm:

You can accept this treaty of you want. New Manth isn't going to. Even calling it a peace treaty is BS. It's basically a promise that we ourselves will finance the enemy invasion of us.

If the whole of the CA accept this then it will be upheld UFAN is Loyal and Honourable. My Reputation of Loyalty is well known within NS. If this is accepted then Peace will be the result on the part of UFAN. If it is to be required then the the Article regarding money maybe dropped.

V

My comments are thus

You expect us to give Kampfers 8 trillion dollars which they will turn around and spend on attacking us, while promising not to fight back against them while they invade us? And you call this a 'peace treaty'?

Can't speak for the rest of the CA, but from New Manth:

Get stuffed.

At Blackhelm:

You can accept this treaty of you want. New Manth isn't going to. Even calling it a peace treaty is BS. It's basically a promise that we ourselves will finance the enemy invasion of us.

That is a valid point. However, Kampfer is not that powerful a nation, and can only contribute so many men to the war, By accepting this, we are keeping an entire alliance from interfering.

That is a valid point. However, Kampfer is not that powerful a nation, and can only contribute so many men to the war, By accepting this, we are keeping an entire alliance from interfering.

The issue is that you forced me to waste a lot of money on Undershi's invasion. As such, I suggest that you wait to compensate us until after the war if it is such an issue. If not, then give me the money now.

:P

Come on its a good Deal. Do we have an arrangement?

If the money goes through then can me and CP have a half a trillion each since we both commited our forces to invasion that never happened? We both were hoping to make some money with the capture of Gens Romae.

If the money goes through then can me and CP have a half a trillion each since we both commited our forces to invasion that never happened? We both were hoping to make some money with the capture of Gens Romae.

TG.

OOC: Might as well get this in here before it gets situationally-pwnd by the rapid-fire posting. First: I'm back, and shall be RPing my forces accordingly soon. Second: I'm indifferent regarding the UFAN peace deal, since I'd hoped to smash at least Gallia before matters came to where Gens Romae took them; but my nation will keep fighting the CA and defending any individual UFAN members that come under attack. I struck under GUSN membership as a favor to Wanderjar, and I have no intention of stopping now that the situation is turning favorable. Note that I'm only indifferent because BL seems to have parried GR's attempted n00king. Had that hit, my IC response to any peace proposal would be along the lines of New Manth's; and may go there yet if Calizorinstan or any other UFAN members come under fire.

I've put up an article on NS Wiki covering the Saan Gali war, I'm hoping to be able to have covered all the theatres of the CA-Prussian War no matter the outcome but NS Wiki seems to be its normal spazzy self and is not functioning.

I've put up an article on NS Wiki covering the Saan Gali war, I'm hoping to be able to have covered all the theatres of the CA-Prussian War no matter the outcome but NS Wiki seems to be its normal spazzy self and is not functioning.

Linky?

Linky?

Mnyaah (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Saan_Gali_War)

It did have all the forces on either side before Wiki spazzed up, turns out it was like 8 CA members against 11 NPE peoples.

That is a valid point. However, Kampfer is not that powerful a nation, and can only contribute so many men to the war, By accepting this, we are keeping an entire alliance from interfering.

Except that this peace treaty... isn't.

However, individual nations may pursue their conquests, though not with UFAN backing.

What does this mean? It means any UFAN member who wants to - and any UFAN members who don't want to probably aren't fighting in the first place - is free to continue warring with us. What a 'peace treaty'. It does nothing at all towards actually making peace.

5) The Corporate Alliance will condemn the use of nuclear warheads, even those of the tactical size, by any and all member states, and promises to accept the consequences should this be violated.

And this. New Manth uses depth bombs for submarine hunting when necessary, and even when not, like hell we will give up our strategic deterrent because some Kampferian tinpot feels threatened.

Not to mention that 'the consequences' could be whatever UFAN wants, since they aren't spelled out. Including repudiating the treaty and running away with the cash.

Vetaka, I know your nation has a reputation for straight dealing, but with respect not all of UFAN does, and this treaty doesn't bind them to do squat.

Come on. This is a peace treaty that doesn't bind any members of the UFAN to actually make peace with us. At all. They will take our money and use it to finance the war against us.

This is more lopsided than the treaty against Hataria. And hell, we're winning on several fronts. Several nations have already surrendered to us. No need to roll over and play dead. If they come for use we can punish them, even if we lose - which is by no means certain. Millions of them will die. We should hold out for an equitable treaty (and one that actually binds them to peace).

If they refuse they will no doubt be condemning millions of their citizens to death because they couldn't get a few pennies in a lopsided treaty. Up to them to make that choice.

The issue is that you forced me to waste a lot of money on Undershi's invasion. As such, I suggest that you wait to compensate us until after the war if it is such an issue. If not, then give me the money now.

:P

Given that it was you guys who started the war... why should you get reparations at all?

Come on its a good Deal. Do we have an arrangement?

It's a worse deal than the fricking Treaty of Versailles.

Manth, we're gonna go with the better of our two very bad available options here, it's not as bad as it seems.

I'll support BC's decision and even chip in for the reparations he has agreed to pay, but i'd be making myself a liar if I didn't point out the ludicricy of the below statement to BC.

4) Kampfers will be allowed to remain wholly in the conflict as they are a member of the New Prussian Empire, but even though they fight against the Corporate Alliance, their land will still go untouched.

Invasion of DT (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534889)

Already ahead of you, noticed it not 6 minutes ago.

I'm going to need naval support on this one, my navy is in Barokin.

Official Corporate Telegram:
To: Corporate Alliance
From: Tucker E. Boot, CEO of Buy & Sell Incorporated
After hearing of the danger your glorious corporate empire is in we have endeavored to help you however we can. As you may or may not know, we have a mercenary branch. We are willing to hire out two mercenary groups, one heavy troop division, and one light troop division. They have recieved the best Offence & Defence Mercenaries training could provide, all four thousand of them. They work as a unit, and are trained as well as most armies. They come with uniform armor, and are trained in urban and defensive warfare. All of this for only two hundred fifty million, plus twenty thousand for each death after one thousand.

In addition, we would like to loan twenty-five million, no interest, in the Corporate Alliance. Stability for the market that fuels my corporate empire. Stabilty for Oil and Coal.

OOC: You can RP the mercs; this thing is way over my head.

*cough* *cough*

Already ahead of you, noticed it not 6 minutes ago.

I'm going to need naval support on this one, my navy is in Barokin.

TG

*cough* *cough*

Men I got, ships... they're a different animal.

Manth, we're gonna go with the better of our two very bad available options here, it's not as bad as it seems.

I'll support BC's decision and even chip in for the reparations he has agreed to pay, but i'd be making myself a liar if I didn't point out the ludicricy of the below statement to BC.

I'm not saying we shouldn't negotiate peace. Just that we should negotiate the patently ridiculous parts out. Like that one, or the fact that there's nothing about them actually making peace with us in the 'peace treaty'

After all, Kampfers said that terms would be negotiable.

Except that this peace treaty... isn't.



What does this mean? It means any UFAN member who wants to - and any UFAN members who don't want to probably aren't fighting in the first place - is free to continue warring with us. What a 'peace treaty'. It does nothing at all towards actually making peace.



And this. New Manth uses depth bombs for submarine hunting when necessary, and even when not, like hell we will give up our strategic deterrent because some Kampferian tinpot feels threatened.

Not to mention that 'the consequences' could be whatever UFAN wants, since they aren't spelled out. Including repudiating the treaty and running away with the cash.

Vetaka, I know your nation has a reputation for straight dealing, but with respect not all of UFAN does, and this treaty doesn't bind them to do squat.

Come on. This is a peace treaty that doesn't bind any members of the UFAN to actually make peace with us. At all. They will take our money and use it to finance the war against us.

This is more lopsided than the treaty against Hataria. And hell, we're winning on several fronts. Several nations have already surrendered to us. No need to roll over and play dead. If they come for use we can punish them, even if we lose - which is by no means certain. Millions of them will die. We should hold out for an equitable treaty (and one that actually binds them to peace).

If they refuse they will no doubt be condemning millions of their citizens to death because they couldn't get a few pennies in a lopsided treaty. Up to them to make that choice.

OK, first off, your leader already agreed to the treaty. So this is a moot point. But I will answer a few questions you have.

What does this mean? It means any UFAN member who wants to - and any UFAN members who don't want to probably aren't fighting in the first place - is free to continue warring with us. What a 'peace treaty'. It does nothing at all towards actually making peace.

Actually, we WERE about to launch a massive attack with some of UFAN's bigger members involved. Now we won't. And, like most alliances, the individual member is allowed to fight his own battles. We do not meddle in their affairs. As such, we will not encourage them to fight the CA anymore, but we won't be bitches and tell them to pull back either. Also, many UFAN members are bound to members of the NPE through other alliances. Calizornistan is IN the NPE. Wanderjar and Wagdog are GUSN buddies. Me and Vetaka have a deeper alliance than UFAN will ever be.

And this. New Manth uses depth bombs for submarine hunting when necessary, and even when not, like hell we will give up our strategic deterrent because some Kampferian tinpot feels threatened.

Not to mention that 'the consequences' could be whatever UFAN wants, since they aren't spelled out. Including repudiating the treaty and running away with the cash.

Kampferian tinpot? Excuse me, but I'm not the one floundering around in the bottom of a dying alliance. Anyways, you can still use depth charges. Just not nuclear ones. I spelled that out in the other thread as well. If you do, you will face the consequences. What consequences? Oh, how about the nuclear arsenals of UFAN, the NPE, Greater Prussia, and possibly even GUSN soon, all coming to annihilate your worthless nation?

This is more lopsided than the treaty against Hataria. And hell, we're winning on several fronts. Several nations have already surrendered to us. No need to roll over and play dead. If they come for use we can punish them, even if we lose - which is by no means certain. Millions of them will die. We should hold out for an equitable treaty (and one that actually binds them to peace).

Actually, the Hatarian treaty never existed. And no, you are actually not winning any fronts. Nero just withdrew from the fight, giving you one less ally, and a valuable one at that. Wanderjar will easily repel Pudu, but I am not going to give away the battleplan. Blackhelm stands nearly alone in his fight. Undershi is outnumbered. Even if he does win the naval battle, the cost will be to great for him to begin the land. Every day, more and more of our allies join the fight. Toops knows ya'll are on the losing end of the battle. Read his posts in this thread. The only reson Barokin surrendered is because Mal is his RL friend and strongarmed him into doing it. Quite metagaming, but I'm not going to argue about that. And the last time I looked, BC spoke for the CA, and you were a lowly scrub among their ranks. BC already accepted the treaty, so your holdout will be alone.

If they refuse they will no doubt be condemning millions of their citizens to death because they couldn't get a few pennies in a lopsided treaty. Up to them to make that choice

Wat are you talking about UFAN? Because the way it looks to me now, it's the CA who needs to watch their homefronts. DT is being invaded. Many others may be in the works. And heres the best part. YOU DON'T KNOW!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm done talking nonsense with nobodies.

Toops knows ya'll are on the losing end of the battle. Read his posts in this thread.

You're mean!

Besides I'm playing the Pessimist, everyone needs one and those without end up dead, asides from that this war is entertaining either way and to be honest I'd like to see a conflict failed rather than a steam roller, I've said it before, the plot hooks provided are far greater.

And just cos OOCly I happen to think we're on the losing side doesn't make that sentiment carried over to my IC nation, well okay maybe in the case of Spooty, but that's besides the point, ICly the Toopoxicans beleive wholey that the NPE are in their end of days and that this war will be tough but worth the cost.

SIC

Imperial Statement to the Corporate Alliance

Having forced Barokin to capitulate alongside our Maldorian allies,

and

Having forced Calizornistan to switch allegiances under threat of invasion,

and

Having forced Crystal Mountains to abandon their territory under threat of invasion,

and

Having claimed Crystal Island for the Empire,

and

Having suffered minimal casualties while accomplishing these deeds;

Emperor Nero has agreed to favorable peace terms with the New Prussian Empire. The Empire along with her new colony are now neutral parties in the CA vs. NPE war.

As our peace agreement is limited to the New Prussian Empire, expect Imperial forces to be redeployed to other theatres in short order.

Sneeep

(OOC: Excellent, so I take it you can still fight off the NPE's allies in this conflict correct?)

(OOC: Excellent, so I take it you can still fight off the NPE's allies in this conflict correct?)

OOC: I will be fighting someone, but I am not sure who that will be just yet. I'm going to look around for CA war threads, where not NPE nations are involved. If I find none, I will start one.

OOC: I will be fighting someone, but I am not sure who that will be just yet. I'm going to look around for CA war threads, where not NPE nations are involved. If I find none, I will start one.

(OOC: Ewww, I just sneezed and its all green and squishy and on my favourite Pink Floyd T-Shirt >_<

Erm, anyways, I was trying to think of someone who would be good to get off our backs and then the whole sneezing incident occured (We'll call it Snotgate just to be really unoriginal) but I can't thunk of anyone who really needs a CA brand kicking in the back of the head... Not that I condone backwards head kicking.)

OOC: I will be fighting someone, but I am not sure who that will be just yet. I'm going to look around for CA war threads, where not NPE nations are involved. If I find none, I will start one.

I think there are a few. If not, wait until this time tommorow. :D

I think there are a few. If not, wait until this time tommorow. :D

OOC: Just curious... has UFAN made a formal declaration of war against the CA? Also, is UFAN wanting to fight PMT wars like CA and NPE are fight, or do you guys go for MT?

I prefer MT myself.

OOC: I will be fighting someone, but I am not sure who that will be just yet. I'm going to look around for CA war threads, where not NPE nations are involved. If I find none, I will start one.

OOC: Just curious... has UFAN made a formal declaration of war against the CA? Also, is UFAN wanting to fight PMT wars like CA and NPE are fight, or do you guys go for MT?

I prefer MT myself.

We did, but the alliance has peace now that BC accepted our offer. So now it is just a few isolated UFAN members fighting the CA as opposed to the whole alliance. And I'd wait to invade someone. One of your fellow allies may need your help defending themselves.

UFAN is MT/PMT.

OOC: For anybody watching, I pulled out of Gens in order to honor the UFAN-CA treaty. So, no glassing me please.

Gens is saved! w00t! Alright, this means that I don't have to send troops there. Thanks for the withdrawal. :cool:

OOC: Me too because I don't feel like dealing with Leafanistan, you guys might want to watch it though. He seems hell bent on taking over Gens Romae.

We did, but the alliance has peace now that BC accepted our offer. So now it is just a few isolated UFAN members fighting the CA as opposed to the whole alliance. And I'd wait to invade someone. One of your fellow allies may need your help defending themselves.

UFAN is MT/PMT.

You got a link to that agreement? Imperial lawyers must examine it for loopholes.

Well, the Undershi military has just turned around its transports - there's not going to be an invasion of Kampfers. We still intend to sink its navy, though...

As for a peace agreement - this one sucks. I agree, it's worse than f-ing Versailles, and look what that led to...

I can't speak for anyone else, but Undershi will fight on until much better terms are offered... or we've been invaded and utterly crushed, which seems unlikely since Undershi itself is extremely well defended.

However, we are not crazy - at this point we would welcome peace with all our enemies on reasonable terms.

Heck, we might even let Kampfers keep his fleet if a fair offer is made soon enough.

Can someone either telegram me the link to the peace treaty or put a link here? I would like to take a look at it.

So, where am I needed now, since I have a 300-something ship fleet out.

If you feel up to it, i'm up an invasion without a navy here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534889).

If you feel up to it, i'm up an invasion without a navy here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534889).

Sure, but, uh, you post first.

With combined strength, and more planes, I don't think it'll be hard.

Just did, sorry.

Just did, sorry.

No prob.

BC, you need help? It looks like your being ganges on by many of the NPE ppl.

BC check tgs.

you guys are never gonna believe this. Im posting this using an iPhone in the Mac store!! I must say it is pretty fricking amazing. If i had a couple hundred spare bucks I would buy one myself.

This is so cool!!

you guys are never gonna believe this. Im posting this using an iPhone in the Mac store!! I must say it is pretty fricking amazing. If i had a couple hundred spare bucks I would buy one myself.

This is so cool!!

:D I love my iphone...

Iphones are overrated.

Iphones are overrated.

I know. Stupid Apples.

iPhones are friggin overprices. The parts for the iPhone is made by Samsung(my proud Korean company :p), and it is overall only $67 USD. In the Korean Newspaper, it had an article about it, how "Samsung laughs at the iPhone's price". I would not buy an iPhone if i were you. The features and all are great, but its only supposed to be worth around 70 bucks? Hell im not paying 600 for it

iPhones are friggin overprices. The parts for the iPhone is made by Samsung(my proud Korean company :p), and it is overall only $67 USD. In the Korean Newspaper, it had an article about it, how "Samsung laughs at the iPhone's price". I would not buy an iPhone if i were you. The features and all are great, but its only supposed to be worth around 70 bucks? Hell im not paying 600 for it

But they are assembled in China. Add extra $12.

rofl....If thats a joke, nice one, and if thats real, then what the hell lol. Thats still what, 79 bucks, or 80 bucks!!! Steve Jobs:epic ph41l

rofl....If thats a joke, nice one, and if thats real, then what the hell lol. Thats still what, 79 bucks, or 80 bucks!!! Steve Jobs:epic ph41l

No it's not. All Apple products are assembled in China.
Specifically speaking the iPod.

Don't know about the iPhone, but I'm positive.

I know. Stupid Apples.

An Apple a day keeps you so very gay :P

Window User 4 life!

Hey, don't get me wrong, it's the first apple product i've ever used, and i'm not the kind of person to invest in such new technology, especially for that price. I'd rather buy a new computer.

But i'll be damned if I wasn't impressed by its smoothness.

Apple stuff iz 4 teh weak...:D

Microsoft pwns teh Apples

Apple stuff iz 4 teh weak...:D

Microsoft pwns teh Apples

Spamity calamity.

But, while I'm at it, you're all (a)wrong, (b)under the control of Bill Gates and (c)brainwashed.

I disagree.

Spamity calamity.

But, while I'm at it, you're all (a)wrong, (b)under the control of Bill Gates and (c)brainwashed.

Bill Gates will whoop your @$$. BTW, CA d00ds get online or something.

What about Linux/Firefox?
(from which Microsoft and Mac stole half their ideas)

Kinda like Mac being all 3rd party underdog (so not many virii exist)
Has its own stable support network (Dude! Dell!)
And doesn't have built in obselecence/additional registration issues of Microsoft
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Except, being the hypocrie I am, I'm not switching to linux till after my existing OS dies.
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Ok, done with my POV. Now to the questions:
Who is NPE?
Who is UFAN?

NPE - New Prussian Empire (Lead by Wanderjar)
UFAN - Union Alliance Thingy Peace Thingamajiger (Kampfers, Vetaka, Wagdog and some other d00ds)

UFAN-United Federation of Allied Nations (led officially by Wagdog and Vetaka, Kampfers has some influence.)

NPE - New Prussian Empire (Lead by Wanderjar)
UFAN - Union Alliance Thingy Peace Thingamajiger (Kampfers, Vetaka, Wagdog and some other d00ds)

Better fix this.

NPE - New Prussian Empire (1. Wanderjar and TPF, 2. Gataway, 3. Binaria and Me)
UFAN- United Federation of Allied Nations (pro human rights) (1. Wagdog and Vetaka. 2. me.)

How do I sucked up and gained power? :P

Because you have the biggest mouth on the CA forum?
2,700 posts on a 2007 nation vs 2,900 on an 2005 nation...

Your post rate is best described as 'frentic'.
Total Posts: 2,793 (19.29 posts per day)
vs
Total Posts: 2,890 (4.15 posts per day) 3,785 (8.88 posts per day)Total Posts: 2,967 (6.74 posts per day)

You post more than the three of us combined...

Because you have the biggest mouth on the CA forum?
2,700 posts on a 2007 nation vs 2,900 on an 2005 nation...

XD lol

People these days just keep getting more and more posts...It's crazy.


On topic, Nero where/when will you attack, that is if you attack.

I have 6.7 something posts per day. w00t!


EDIT:

Look at this guy: March '07

Total Posts: 3,000 (23.25 posts per day)
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I barely even post. What the heck is wrong with you guys?

Its like you guys have nothing better to do.

Because you have the biggest mouth on the CA forum?
2,700 posts on a 2007 nation vs 2,900 on an 2005 nation...

Your post rate is best described as 'frentic'.

vs


You post more than the three of us combined...

XD. Nice... I post OOCly a lot. And I got a lot of posts like this.

AB has a TG.

When ESS was around, many members racked up tons of posts. ^^

And I also post OOCly a lot becuase it's hard to write a good long IC post on your iPhone. :D

Bill Gates will whoop your @$$. BTW, CA d00ds get online or something.

I'll beat him over the head with an Apple keyboard.

I disagree.

Corporate Micro$oft stooge. :P

I kid, of course.

Linux is nest. Got Ubuntu on the upstairs compy.

Conversation between me and my brother...

Me: Dude, in the future it'll be like Google and Windows who own the world.
Brother: What about Macs?
Me: ....
Brother: ....
Together: Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Conversation between me and my brother...

Me: Dude, in the future it'll be like Google and Windows who own the world.
Brother: What about Macs?
Me: ....
Brother: ....
Together: Hahahahahaha!!!!!

/me frowns disapprovingly.

Conversation between me and my brother...

Me: Dude, in the future it'll be like Google and Windows who own the world.
Brother: What about Macs?
Me: ....
Brother: ....
Together: Hahahahahaha!!!!!

*Laughs*

/me frowns disapprovingly.

*Stops*

/me smiling approvingly.

>_<

Fixed

Conversation between me and my brother...

Me: Dude, in the future it'll be like Google and Windows who own the world.
Brother: What about Macs?
Me: ....
Brother: ....
Together: Hahahahahaha!!!!!

that WAS funny xD But you forgot some other big conetnders, like Sony and Samsung.

I barely even post. What the heck is wrong with you guys?

Its like you guys have nothing better to do.

You all have AIM/IRC/MSN, go talk there, stop spamming the thread.

Also guys, the Glorious Republic is invading Gens Romae, you guys might want to help.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534788

Alright, my fleet is getting stuck in with the NPE... I'm thinking cassualties are going to be horrific, but that's really okay - it'll give me an excuse to switch over from a carrier-based fleet to a submarine-based fleet. (I think that when this war is done I'll make the transition, at least mostly - carriers are so vulnerable to modern weaponry that it's a little sad - it looks like they could be the new battleships, and not in a good way...)

You all have AIM/IRC/MSN, go talk there, stop spamming the thread.

Also guys, the Glorious Republic is invading Gens Romae, you guys might want to help.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534788

Not invading, more like just claiming Gens Romae as a colony.

Alright, my fleet is getting stuck in with the NPE... I'm thinking cassualties are going to be horrific, but that's really okay - it'll give me an excuse to switch over from a carrier-based fleet to a submarine-based fleet. (I think that when this war is done I'll make the transition, at least mostly - carriers are so vulnerable to modern weaponry that it's a little sad - it looks like they could be the new battleships, and not in a good way...)

Not when you protect them properly.

Not when you protect them properly.

He kinda got flankz0red

Not invading, more like just claiming Gens Romae as a colony.

He fired missiles, you dope. Granted, he didn't fire them at anything, for I already had no surface navy, yet he nonetheless fired them!

Alright, my fleet is getting stuck in with the NPE... I'm thinking cassualties are going to be horrific, but that's really okay - it'll give me an excuse to switch over from a carrier-based fleet to a submarine-based fleet. (I think that when this war is done I'll make the transition, at least mostly - carriers are so vulnerable to modern weaponry that it's a little sad - it looks like they could be the new battleships, and not in a good way...)

Surface vessels are definitely becoming less and less useful. Truthfully, it is hard for anything to stay useful for long when completely wankish weapons are introduced around here on a daily basis. Naturally, the wankier the weapon, the more popular it is (see DMG's storefront and the Khan Anti-Ship Missile).

Surface vessels are definitely becoming less and less useful. Truthfully, it is hard for anything to stay useful for long when completely wankish weapons are introduced around here on a daily basis. Naturally, the wankier the weapon, the more popular it is (see DMG's storefront and the Khan Anti-Ship Missile).

Thank God for the ignore cannon.

Not when you protect them properly.

Well, protecting them is a problem - the Undershi fleet has got a lot of effort going into protecting its ships. It's got destroyer escorts protecting them, as well as specialized AA frigates, plus tons of counter-missiles, intensive CIWS defenses and advanced ECM. And decoy drones, and flare-equipped drones to distract IR guided missiles, and specialized hull designs to protect against electro-optically guided attacks... basically, a lot of stuff.

The problem is, even with all of that, a carrier is a massive investment, and if you're realistically RP-ing a modern naval battle, pretty much any ship involved can be sunk with one good hit from a modern anti-shipping missile. Which makes all those defenses necessary... and makes carriers seem just a bit impractical.

He kinda got flankz0red

True, but I'll still rip the enemy up pretty badly.

Look at the Pacific War, when one battle, midway, ended the war for a nation, then yeah, carriers are a huge investment, but there is no better ships out there.

Surface vessels are definitely becoming less and less useful. Truthfully, it is hard for anything to stay useful for long when completely wankish weapons are introduced around here on a daily basis. Naturally, the wankier the weapon, the more popular it is (see DMG's storefront and the Khan Anti-Ship Missile).

Exactly the point. My fleet did have 1,500 Khans launched at it, after all! Although, the Khan isn't as deadly as everyone seems to think it is, to be honest. However, the Khan and things like it do lead to it being massively harder for surface ships to survive - even with great counter-missiles, CIWS units, ECM suite, drones and God only knows what else, some missiles are going to get through, and it's actually totally reasonable to assume with modern tech that any hit with a modern missile will sink any ship it hits. Which makes expensive carriers a problem...

Exactly the point. My fleet did have 1,500 Khans launched at it, after all! Although, the Khan isn't as deadly as everyone seems to think it is, to be honest. However, the Khan and things like it do lead to it being massively harder for surface ships to survive - even with great counter-missiles, CIWS units, ECM suite, drones and God only knows what else, some missiles are going to get through, and it's actually totally reasonable to assume with modern tech that any hit with a modern missile will sink any ship it hits. Which makes expensive carriers a problem...

Actually, CWIS isn't going to hit a Kahn at all. You have to resort to other measures.