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As far as the complants about DMG i personaly think your just angry beacuse he can provide great well reserched products taking away form your business. I agree Blackhelm you should buy from DMG great stuff.

Um, if you really want to continue this then I suggest you TG me and I can give you a full list of reasons why you shouldn't buy from DMG, but I can tell you that DMG's products are not researched whatsoever. Macabee's Nakil, my Hood, these are two I can think off-hand, there are more, these are researched 'products'. Taking numbers from FAS and GlobalSecurity and making them bigger isn't research. The only reason people buy from DMG is because a.) They're not sure what they're doing, b.) they're enticed by big numbers, big promises, and big pictures, c.) they haven't bought from IPS, PIN, Kriegzimmer, etc etc.

a.) They're not sure what they're doing,
b.) they're enticed by big numbers, big promises, and big pictures, c.) they haven't bought from IPS, PIN, Kriegzimmer, etc etc.



I resent that statement, as I know the specifications of these weapons (the real ones). Also, I use them because I happen to like the equipment he sells. I have also bought from most other storefront owners, but I happen to like his as my MT equipment dealer.

ArmsDiscounters Bonstock, inc., would like to join in this alliance. We are a global provider of packaged military units, and command great influence within the government of the Federal Republic of Bonstock, employing millions in our factories that churn out weapons for the world. If it were necessary, we could use our influence with the government to have large numbers of troops sent anywhere in the world. We believe that joining in this alliance will provide safety for our weapons markets, and will provide the Corporate Alliance with a powerful member.

Bonstock, your in

Bonstock, your in

Hello again Blackhelm!

Hey whats up. I see you stil havent found your AIM password. Bummer. What did you do 2night?

Yo, Blackhelm. What IM do you have?

Hey whats up. I see you stil havent found your AIM password. Bummer. What did you do 2night?


I went for a drive with my dad and his girlfriend. And not a damn thing after. Just been on NS all day.

-Laughs-
Nice man. Nice.

Yo, Blackhelm. What IM do you have?

My sn is Rvann00, whats yours?

OOC: I don't know if you've seen this Blackhelm. But a nation called Vietnamexico has appealled to the GASN for help in their civil war. We could help this nation and so have another member of the CA.

Well played Helexeo. I knew you were a good addition to the alliance.

Well played Helexeo. I knew you were a good addition to the alliance.


Yo Blackhelm, war started! Pudu launched an invasion of my territory. Lets kick him out!

Aight. Ill post in a minute

The Undershi Empire (including, for the moment, Saint Rynald) would like to request membership in the Corporate Alliance. We are currentlz involved in a war with NSAA and the GASN, and our own "liberal" (as liberal as you can get when the military runs the country) elements have been trying for peace. However, if you were to come in on our side, we would we could secure victory - what do you say? We have already made overtures towards Zukariaa and the other semi-Kravenite nations - would you be interested in forming a mighty new force for evil and opression?
Then let us join, and help us fight NSAA and the GASN!

(OOC: We're evil enough - we had (and could have again) crucificion as a common punishment.)

Excellent. Undershi, you are in. We are very happy to have your nation in our organization.

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hey blackhelm this allience isnt working your being attacked and most of the allience isnt helping. Those bastereds.

hey blackhelm this allience isnt working your being attacked and most of the allience isnt helping. Those bastereds.

What's sad is that I am helping him though.....


and I'm not even in this alliance! Hell, I'm in an alliance that you want dead!

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/rff.jpg
"Wir geben unsere Leben und mehr zum prachtvollen Reich des Lichtes!"

From the Offices of the Premier, RFF Prime, The Enlightened Empire of RFF.

The Premier would like to express it's desire to join this most glorious alliance. We harbor a deep resentment for this 'GASN' and wish it burned away from history.

My sn is Rvann00, whats yours?

Well...currently my only AIM acct'ed computer isn't on this laptop, you can email me at firestorm20634@hotmail.com

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/rff.jpg
"Wir geben unsere Leben und mehr zum prachtvollen Reich des Lichtes!"

From the Offices of the Premier, RFF Prime, The Enlightened Empire of RFF.

The Premier would like to express it's desire to join this most glorious alliance. We harbor a deep resentment for this 'GASN' and wish it burned away from history.

Sorry to intrude but... WTF have we ever done to you? I've never even seen you before, I don't think... No offense intended, of course.

Sorry to intrude but... WTF have we ever done to you? I've never even seen you before, I don't think... No offense intended, of course.


He's pissed because of the New Ireland and Toopaxia war. We were were kicking their ass.

RFF has had conflicts with LNI and Wanderjar. I've no problem with GASN OOCly, and have actually considered joining with my smaller, less corrupted nation, Utvara.

Nah, we were loosing on Gilin, but we had a large force moving in to take the south.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/rff.jpg
"Wir geben unsere Leben und mehr zum prachtvollen Reich des Lichtes!"

From the Offices of the Premier, RFF Prime, The Enlightened Empire of RFF.

The Premier would like to express it's desire to join this most glorious alliance. We harbor a deep resentment for this 'GASN' and wish it burned away from history.

OOC:I'm sure you'll be granted membership of the CA once Blackhelm see's this.

Nah, we were loosing on Gilin, but we had a large force moving in to take the south.

OOC: :) It was a good fight bro

OOC: Ah. Sorry 'bout that, then. I was just curious as to why you hated GASN so much ICly. Just remember, I don't believe that was an official operation, so you can't really blame us all.

Well played Helexeo. I knew you were a good addition to the alliance.

OOC: No problem I'm just looknig out for the CA.And can I be head of intelligence for the CA please.?

May i be the CAs official viliage idiot i even spelled village wrong so i should definiatly win.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/rff.jpg
"Wir geben unsere Leben und mehr zum prachtvollen Reich des Lichtes!"

From the Offices of the Premier, RFF Prime, The Enlightened Empire of RFF.

The Premier would like to express it's desire to join this most glorious alliance. We harbor a deep resentment for this 'GASN' and wish it burned away from history.

Of course. Your forces are a welcome addition. We do need them presently to help defend my nation. Please send them soon.

Well...currently my only AIM acct'ed computer isn't on this laptop, you can email me at firestorm20634@hotmail.com

Building
Up
Military
Power

Nice one man, real nice.

Nice one man, real nice.

lol, i try

You gonna email me or what?
-Chuckles-

OOC: I'm back from holiday guys, as my tan will show you, k, first things, bring me up to date on this supposed war in Griffencrest, next order of business, there'll be a remake of the LNI-Toopoxican war, hopefully a little better this time round, I have to TG LNI first but anywho... Third thing, sorry about my Civil War thread, it kinda died off, I'll put it on my list of "to be remade" threads, but for now consider me PMT and fully able to kick royal ass with the Toopoxican Toxitroopers, lastly, I need a list of wars and events linked into the CA which I can get involved with in order to make a come-back...)

hey CA we need you here Tearing Down the Blackhelm Confederacy-Griffencrest (IC) Now we must defeat the barbarians. But please send a reasonable amount of troops.

Well, Toopoxia, we now have Undershi as an ally, so you can help him if you want, or else you can help us beat the hell out of Kroando. After that I planned on the entire alliance heading to Saint Reynald to bail out Undershi, but if you want you can go on down there yourself and relieve some pressure.

Blackhelm before i get involved in my next conflict i need some help rebuilding 99.5% of my electronic systems are destroyed. My airforce is badly damged and my Navys currently fighting it may take some damage. O and i used nuclear weapons againts Xeon person isnt that great. One more thing the fall outs kind of bad over my country so once i finish this war i need time to recover.

Of course Soch. I'm sure other nations will also aide you too. I must ask, how did that .5% survive?

Thats military equipment that was resistant to EMP and its only a small % of my military. I have been attacked by EMP before Dephirer and built some resistance. I dont like Xeon he is such a winer and he trys to tell you losses Kroando is actualy a good role player but Xeon sucks if his fleet wasnt destroyed by nuclear weapons then its invincible.

Thats military equipment that was resistant to EMP and its only a small % of my military. I have been attacked by EMP before Dephirer and built some resistance. I dont like Xeon he is such a winer and he trys to tell you losses Kroando is actualy a good role player but Xeon sucks if his fleet wasnt destroyed by nuclear weapons then its invincible.

Anyone else here getting the irony?

(That would probably be iroyn to you Soch)

Ouch.

Anyone else here getting the irony?

(That would probably be iroyn to you Soch)

No i dijnt gets it iroyn is confusing.

No i dijnt gets it iroyn is confusing.

Okay, now you're just doing that to annoy me.

Okay, now you're just doing that to annoy me.

That is true the last one was just to annoy you. However I dont really like spelling it hurts me and it scares me. Please don't make me write correctly.

Xeon sucks if his fleet wasnt destroyed by nuclear weapons then its invincible.

Hmm... apparently you have never heard of Operation Crossroads.

Hmm... apparently you have never heard of Operation Crossroads.
Or as they are better known as..The Bikini nuclear tests.
They killed a lot of good warships during those..the Prince Eugen, the Saratoga..real shame, if you ask me..But it does show that nukes and ships don't mix, for the latter.

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RFF, if you don;t mind, can you send men to assist Undershi. He is a CA member too, and is getting attacked on 3 fronts.

Blackhelm,
Why didn't you tell me that Undershi was being attacked? I would of been more than happy to assist. Look, I don't give a damn if I am in GASN, I still will look out for my home boys here as well.

Blackhelm,
Why didn't you tell me that Undershi was being attacked? I would of been more than happy to assist. Look, I don't give a damn if I am in GASN, I still will look out for my home boys here as well.

Yea go for it, I'm sure Undershi would welcome your assistance, he's kinda getting dogpiled.

Link, mate, link! Wait...are there any GASN forces involved?? Because that would kinda suck..

Link, mate, link! Wait...are there any GASN forces involved?? Because that would kinda suck..

Yea, its Hataria, Aeson, and No_State_At_All. The first 2 are GASN, thats kinda why i didnt tell you.

Link, mate, link! Wait...are there any GASN forces involved?? Because that would kinda suck..
Taking part in this war will result in your temporary suspension from the GASN. I won't take part in this war, but if the GASN members try to attack you for joining on Undershi's side, I'll back you up.

Oh yeah, pwn Hataria, he bothers me...

Just a note, the GASN is attempting to start a Peace Summit. I don't see the thread yet as the person who is going to start the thread hasn't been on for a few days.

Yeah... considering that I'm being attacked by a bunch of nations with a combined populace of about a squintillion times my own, I could use some help...

Taking part in this war will result in your temporary suspension from the GASN. I won't take part in this war, but if the GASN members try to attack you for joining on Undershi's side, I'll back you up.

Oh yeah, pwn Hataria, he bothers me...

That would result in your ejection, because a conflict between member nations is considered their own personal affair.

Yeah... considering that I'm being attacked by a bunch of nations with a combined populace of about a squintillion times my own, I could use some help...

I would help but my naval forces suck and I'm becoming disenchanted with MT RPing in lue of PMT, oh man do my Cyborgs rule...

I would help but my naval forces suck and I'm becoming disenchanted with MT RPing in lue of PMT, oh man do my Cyborgs rule...

Toops, Undershi is PMT. Today may just be our lucky day. I have loads of help over in my war, Undershi has none. Would you mind redirecting your boys over there? I'm thinking Kroando is going to lose this war soon, as four fleets are bearing down on his, and then we can all support you there, we just need someone to help, hold back the tide, so to speak.

That would result in your ejection, because a conflict between member nations is considered their own personal affair.
Then don't engage in any punitive attacks against Dephire. That's all I'm sayin'.

Then don't engage in any punitive attacks against Dephire. That's all I'm sayin'.

Well... him going against two alliance members is already putting him in hot water... Assuming he is doing it.

But if they do enage his forces, all parties engaged are temporarily ejected. Any attempt to interfere will result in permanent ejection.

And I'll stop spamming the CA thread.

Toops, Undershi is PMT. Today may just be our lucky day. I have loads of help over in my war, Undershi has none. Would you mind redirecting your boys over there? I'm thinking Kroando is going to lose this war soon, as four fleets are bearing down on his, and then we can all support you there, we just need someone to help, hold back the tide, so to speak.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! But there still remains the problem of I DON'T LIKE FLEET RPING!!!! I HATE I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmm, too many caps, oki, I'll see what I can do, oki Undershi, are you landlocked, islandic or coastal, do you mind being quite close to my nation, say within helicopter range, the answer to these questions will determine who or what I send in.

I'm pretty sure he is on an island in one thread, and the other two have coasts.

Hey i have a qustion who here likes taters.

Whats taters?

Potatos potatos boil'm mash'm them stick m in a stew boil'm mash'm

Potatos Potatos. IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


I was reallllllllllly bord.

Well, for my "main land" I've got a big section of a continent with three coasts, and while I might not be within helicopter range, I certainly am within transport plane range... (hint hint...)
Two of the fronts are on my coast, one in Saint Rynald and the other near Jenshalem (a city I took over). So, especially considering that the island war against Aeson is almost over, I would call my situation a land war... although there is some room for fleet action - just consider the stuff with NSAA on my Intro thread...
OK, any PMT guys want to help me out?

Hey i have a qustion who here likes taters.

Whats taters?

Potatos potatos boil'm mash'm them stick m in a stew boil'm mash'm

Potatos Potatos. IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


I was reallllllllllly bord.

Hmmm... is that a pig product that comes in a can and has a name that begins with S? Of course, spam does go well with potatoes...

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uh-oh, I don't have transport planes...

I do have a couple of aircraft carriers, would I be able to maneuver those just outside enemy fleet range and then send in the choppers?

uh-oh, I don't have transport planes...

I do have a couple of aircraft carriers, would I be able to maneuver those just outside enemy fleet range and then send in the choppers?

Why the heck not? Although, you could try commercial flights if all else fails... or I could loan you some Duck-class transport planes.

OOC: Yes, I know - Duck class is ridiculous, but the commitee was told to come up with a name the conveyed dependability and long distance capability and also fit the Undershi tradition of naming air craft after bird species. It was either that or the Goose.

@Undershi- I see that Hataria has declared war on you. And since you are a CA member I shall try to help but at the moment I'm tied up trying to help Blackhelm and Sochatopia.

Why the heck not? Although, you could try commercial flights if all else fails... or I could loan you some Duck-class transport planes.

OOC: Yes, I know - Duck class is ridiculous, but the commitee was told to come up with a name the conveyed dependability and long distance capability and also fit the Undershi tradition of naming air craft after bird species. It was either that or the Goose.

I target on a quick and mobile army, commercial airliners are not very mobile and they require an infrastructure controlled by you in enemy territory, so I scrapped them, I mean it's not that often that TPX sends its army to friendly nations and in those cases the fleet is used, but this case is special, I'm sure I'll be able to whip somthing up, the Toopoxican organisation is bound to have dipped its greasy fingers into commercial transportation, and if not then it would have surely made goods vehicles.

Toops, do you need a link to Undershi, ya kinda posted in the wrong place.

Toops, do you need a link to Undershi, ya kinda posted in the wrong place.

Yeah, my bad really, I feel like I've taken away some of the drama, oki, *makes note to ask about these things before he posts wildly*

lol, its cool. Here are the two big ones. I deployed Spec Forces to the one not listed.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=487342
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=487149

okay, now I'm totally lost, which one am I supposed to be helping on? The first one or the second.

Whichever one you want to. Undershi is under attack on both fronts.

Well... him going against two alliance members is already putting him in hot water... Assuming he is doing it.

But if they do enage his forces, all parties engaged are temporarily ejected. Any attempt to interfere will result in permanent ejection.

And I'll stop spamming the CA thread.


Cravan, don't worry. I'm not joining the war.

ATTN all CA members, it's the second LNI Toopoxican war, garunteed pure excellence, no garuntee, just look out for it until I supply the link.

EDIT: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494570

yay! Its back its finally back! Well, ya know, GSF boys are gunna be there.

Great. I could use some help! Thanks.

From: Secratery of Foreign Affairs


New Ausha wishes to join this allaince. We are a strong nation, and eager to join. We meet all requirments.

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/New_ausha

New Ausha, your in. Mind deploying troops to assist Undershi?

Back from vacation, BH!

So...Let the Uranium Underground Trade Commission Continue it's Reign!!!

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Yo Blackhelm!


Have you been on lately? I haven't seen you around...

Yea I've been around. I'm curently bloodying up some poor sap country named Kamasha. Should be good fun. What have you been up to. O yea, and I need a sit-rep on what is going on in Chitzeland. Am I allowed to use my men yet, cause Pudu seems to have some probs with it.

Gentlemen, check the forum.

Yea I've been around. I'm curently bloodying up some poor sap country named Kamasha. Should be good fun. What have you been up to. O yea, and I need a sit-rep on what is going on in Chitzeland. Am I allowed to use my men yet, cause Pudu seems to have some probs with it.

Yeah, go ahead. Don't worry about him.

Not much new is happening on your front. Mostly on the Shetterdan front against Parthians. Thats where the action is right now.


I take it Kamasha is new, and made the mistake of claiming oil?

You got it;)

Actually, he wanted me to invade him, by claiming oil on a thread I made. Thought it may be a trap at first, but seeing as I already took a port city, and he wanted it closed, I don't think so.

You got it;)

Actually, he wanted me to invade him, by claiming oil on a thread I made. Thought it may be a trap at first, but seeing as I already took a port city, and he wanted it closed, I don't think so.



You know, generally, I'd come to his aid, kick the crap out of your army like I always do, and be the nice heroic victor. But I'll let my favorite snake in the grass have some fun for once ;)

You know, generally, I'd come to his aid, kick the crap out of your army like I always do, and be the nice heroic victor. But I'll let my favorite snake in the grass have some fun for once ;)

How nice of me

I think we could give you a good run this time. We aren't uding T-55's anymore. We stepped our tank game up. Behemoth II's all the way baby. Slow, sure, but as they say, slow and steady wins the race.

I think we could give you a good run this time. We aren't uding T-55's anymore. We stepped our tank game up. Behemoth II's all the way baby. Slow, sure, but as they say, slow and steady wins the race.

Yeah? I have 25,000 Behemoth IIIs' which beg to differ ;)

Ah, that would be quite a problem, but I think my Behemoth's would be dealing with your Leopards before your Behemoth III's. And damn you and your larger roman numeral.

-shakes fist-:p

Ah, that would be quite a problem, but I think my Behemoth's would be dealing with your Leopards before your Behemoth III's. And damn you and your larger roman numeral.

-shakes fist-:p


LOL!!

and by the way, I've retired the Leopard. I gave 'em away. I now use Behemoths and K-1s, which are Abrams with dual 120mm cannons.

...crap, got any left?

...crap, got any left?

Oh yeah. How many you want? I have production rights to them, so I can make as many as I want, I've just chosen not to make many, though I have

*....looks on paper...*


2,500 left. You want 'em? You got 'em.

Rubbing hands together and drooling

Yes! Yes! I'll take em all. Yay! Those things gave us such a pain in the ass defending freedom in Ireland. Now they will be taking it away in some god forsaken nation. Good stuff.

Rubbing hands together and drooling

Yes! Yes! I'll take em all. Yay! Those things gave us such a pain in the ass defending freedom in Ireland. Now they will be taking it away in some god forsaken nation. Good stuff.


Consider 2,500 Leopard 2 A4s part of your inventory now.

Heres more info on your new Leopards:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_A6_EX


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Leopard2_a5_front.jpg

By the way, those 2,500 are free. For 8 Million USD though, you can buy more at anytime from me.

I think we can do plenty more business in the future.

I think we can do plenty more business in the future.


Awsome.

I have an amazing feeling that this RP, the one against that country that declared war on the world, is going to be really good.

Corporate warfare is a lot more fun, and less restrictive then nation to nation warfare.

I have an amazing feeling that this RP, the one against that country that declared war on the world, is going to be really good.

Well, unless it gets deleted by the mods. But if it stays, its gunna be awesome.

Well, unless it gets deleted by the mods. But if it stays, its gunna be awesome.


Well, its getting a bunch of serious RPers, so why would they delete it? We're going to have some fun taking over this country!

Because he stopped just short of declaring war on the world. But if it doesn't I think splitting this country up into lots of pieces will be a whole barrel of fun. He has absolutly no allies, and we are building something of an all-star team against him.

Because he stopped just short of declaring war on the world. But if it doesn't I think splitting this country up into lots of pieces will be a whole barrel of fun. He has absolutly no allies, and we are building something of an all-star team against him.


Yeah, most of the invasion force are the big boys.

Ah, it's nice seeing sworn enemies be friends.

Back Up My Precious

Ah, it's nice seeing sworn enemies be friends.

lol, we're just enemies in character. Out of character Blackhelm's pretty cool.

I see, I see.

OOC: Blackhelm, check your TGs when you get a chance, eh?

Aeson!!! -Takles and Noogies-

"What's up man?"

I hope reallydrunk comes back soon!

Yeah, cause if he don't, i'm just claiming the land...


by the way, check the Declaration of War Thread. How do you like this division of land?

Aeson, i replied

Wanderjar, hold on

no new comers?

I'll join. I'm already in another pact with you blackhelm, so why not this one too?
By the way blackhelm, Soch is being attacked by Xeno.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11538700#post11538700

DT!!! How are you??

Hey, i've haven't seen you since your civil war and the Three Amigo's. I'm good though, just got back from vacation at Cape Cod, nice place.

I've been thinking of a new Dephirian Civil war...


Though, I won't ruin the beginning. Really something!

Hey, DT, nice to see ya. Your in. You can send your troops to help rape Xeno.

Hey, DT, nice to see ya. Your in. You can send your troops to help rape Xeno.

Hey Blackhelm! Glad to see ya join in the Beiraq war!

Yup yup, couldn't let my "associate" get overrun now could I?

Yup yup, couldn't let my "associate" get overrun now could I?

Oh no, not at all ;)



This is gonna be fun.

Might you also be interested in a WWII Eastern front RP?


Check it out. Its on the first page, but ignore the sign up thread thing I posted in my first post.

Yes sure, I'll join

Okay, i'll send what i have right over.

bump

Courtesy bump :)

You know, its really wierd. One moment, we're helping each other, next moment, we fight each other. Then, I loan you an Army Corps, 30,000-40,000 men to fight off an invasion, then, we're fighting again.



Ah I love international politics ;)

OOC: Could The Rastoran Syndicate Join?

The Rastoran Syndicate']OOC: Could The Rastoran Syndicate Join?

No. You're not allowed. Never show your face in here again. ;)


I'm not a member of this alliance. Actually, I'm its worst enemy, cause I take delight in foiling its plans. But OOC, I'm buddies with all its members.

Rastoran, your in, and Wanderjar, yea, it is really odd, especially in one country I am assisting you, in another I'm bombing you. Strange things these politics now a days.

Rastoran, your in, and Wanderjar, yea, it is really odd, especially in one country I am assisting you, in another I'm bombing you. Strange things these politics now a days.


lol

indeed.

No. You're not allowed. Never show your face in here again. ;)


I'm not a member of this alliance. Actually, I'm its worst enemy, cause I take delight in foiling its plans. But OOC, I'm buddies with all its members.


OOC:

I wonder how your nation would deal with an increase in organized crime?

:mp5:

The Rastoran Syndicate']OOC:

I wonder how your nation would deal with an increase in organized crime?

:mp5:


Very well, since my Police funding is about 6.5 trillion dollars, and I literally have no crime. Also, I do not distinguish much between my Polizei and the Army, hence why I call my Polizei the Feldpolizei: Field Police. Basically, they are my National Guard.


If you start operating there, I will be glad to incorporate them into my Penal Legions.

OOC: What a minute, if you use measures like that your police force would practically be running the state. If that is the case it means your men are going to spread out thanks to your wars and petty fighting.

I would not need to make large operations just selective targets were I can set my hooks in. I can also bribe and murder my way around your cops. I am not a nation but an international criminal organization.

The Rastoran Syndicate']OOC: What a minute, if you use measures like that your police force would practically be running the state. If that is the case it means your men are going to spread out thanks to your wars and petty fighting.

I would not need to make large operations just selective targets were I can set my hooks in. I can also bribe and murder my way around your cops. I am not a nation but an international criminal organization.


My Police does not run the state, they are just...."All convincing". Meaning that there are cops everywhere, and so the population doesn't commit crimes, or else they go into the Penal Legions.

OOC: You trust criminals to fight for you? These penal legions sound like a very bad idea. You give convicted criminals weapons and expect them to fight in your Military? Have you ever had a prison riot/ open revolt?

The Rastoran Syndicate']OOC: You trust criminals to fight for you? These penal legions sound like a very bad idea. You give convicted criminals weapons and expect them to fight in your Military? Have you ever had a prison riot/ open revolt?


OOC: Let me find the thread that explains it, because I don't remember. And I don't have prisons. I don't need them since there is no crime.

Ok, basically, for the purposes of RPing, they don't rebel ;)


and dude, chill out man, I have no problem with you out of character.

I do not have a problem with you either. I was just pointing out that keeping that many criminals contained and armed with weapons is a very dangerous combination. I mean it would be very easy for my guys to bribe such groups and arm them for protection...

While I don't directly have a problem with it, saying your nation actually has 0 crimes is pretty unrealistic when you have X hundred million people. Plus once you give them a gun and put them into an army... they would have no reason not to rebel.

What's up Corporate Alliance?

The sky, organized crime, a sisnister plot against the GAS- oops.

:rolleyes: :sniper:

:rolleyes: :sniper:

Absolute proof that Dephire hates sarcastic people.

Absolute proof that Dephire hates sarcastic people.


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mp5:
^ Aeson

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mp5:
^ Aeson

Well isn't it lucky that there's someone standing between me and that maniac? Well, not for him, poor sap, but still.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mp5: :sniper:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

Thats funny people LOL. Im doing fine how about you.

Happy Birthday Sochatopia!!!!

UMMM:confused: my birthay was in july but thank you.

*Nukes thread with baby penguins & baby seals*

*And Zombie Kittens*

why zombie kittens?

UMMM:confused: my birthay was in july but thank you.

Wait...it was???:confused:

While I don't directly have a problem with it, saying your nation actually has 0 crimes is pretty unrealistic when you have X hundred million people. Plus once you give them a gun and put them into an army... they would have no reason not to rebel.


(OOC: I don't literally mean 0 crime. Its exaggeration my friend ;)

I just meant that there is little room to do crime with my rather well funded and equipped Polizei force, and also, I have 999 Million, so for all intensive purposes, I've reached 1 Billion)

No mate, you don't, you're still 1 million short. :D Better start making babies! :fluffle:

No mate, you don't, you're still 1 million short. :D Better start making babies! :fluffle:


Meh, 7 More hours! SEVEN MORE HOURS!!!! lol


"Better start making babies! :Fluffle:"


lol

why zombie kittens?

Because, at first you'll be like "OMG So cute!", and then they'll swarm you and you'll be all like "OH GAWD! TEH PAIN! TAKE IT AWAY! AGGGGH!" and then you die.

Because, at first you'll be like "OMG So cute!", and then they'll swarm you and you'll be all like "OH GAWD! TEH PAIN! TAKE IT AWAY! AGGGGH!" and then you die.
I had a zombie kitten once. I liked to feed and pet it. But, today, I was petting it and it bite me and... BRAINS!!!

Because, at first you'll be like "OMG So cute!", and then they'll swarm you and you'll be all like "OH GAWD! TEH PAIN! TAKE IT AWAY! AGGGGH!" and then you die.

hahahahahahahaha LOL!!

I had a zombie kitten once. I liked to feed and pet it. But, today, I was petting it and it bite me and... BRAINS!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

I will happily join this allegiance but i will not participate in military conflict.

Ladies and Gentlemen. The first nation to ever be denied acceptance to the Corporate Alliance....Putrid Limburger!! <crowd goes crazy>

ROFLMAO!!!!
Thank you, I'm here all week!

Ladies and Gentlemen. The first nation to ever be denied acceptance to the Corporate Alliance....Putrid Limburger!! <crowd goes crazy>


Wow, both sides have denied their first members in the same day. Imagine that.

Wow, both sides have denied their first members in the same day. Imagine that.
Just goes to show you, we're just foils of each other.

Why'd you deny him?

Wait, isn't that sad though? Being denied by TWO alliances?

First he threatened me with WMD's, then said he would not use military action when he joins the alliance. What use is he?

First he threatened me with WMD's, then said he would not use military action when he joins the alliance. What use is he?
Does he have oil?

hm..good question, I really should ask...

Does he have oil?

I don't care if he really does or not, I WANT HIS LAND!

Wow, both sides have denied their first members in the same day. Imagine that.

I don't which is sadder: That he was denied by both of your alliances or that this is the first applicant that you have each denied.

Well, mabey he'll start a new third alliance.

Never mind, he is brand spanking new. How'd he get away with threatening you? Oh, wait, he didn't. hehe

DT, It's sad to think that we could over-run him without even sending our full forces..and that's if he has 100% Pop-to-Military.

As you will probably all find out, The GASN has declared war on us, and the PeoplesFreedom is invading me. I should be able to hold out, and i'm asking my neighboring nations for help. Don't wory about me.


Never mind they stopped the whole thing. Liek they can just un-declare war like that. I say we should demand they agree to terms or continue fighting!

Forget the war. It never happened..we jumped the gun there.

whoa whoa whoa. way outa line. what was the cause for this war?

Well, there is now not a cause for it. The People's Army has gone inactive.

whoa whoa whoa. way outa line. what was the cause for this war?

What war? What are you talking about?


(OOC: It never happened. Its a rumor)

No clue why he posted that thread. I personally am not for a war right now, unless it is me against ICCD.....

whoa whoa whoa. way outa line. what was the cause for this war?
Tension broke on the GASN side and one soldier *cou-dephire-ugh* had an itchey trigger finger. :D

Tension broke on the GASN side and one soldier *cou-dephire-ugh* had an itchey trigger finger. :D
That wasn't all that was itchy *scratches down there*

What war? What are you talking about?


(OOC: It never happened. Its a rumor)
The PeoplesFreedom sent a fleet my way! Roumor my untill-recently-undisscused parts!

It wasn't just me.

I had asked several GASN members if they would like to join. Cravan had agreed, then when it came out, he backed out. Without Cravan lending his support, we backed out.

Keep in mind that my nation is slightly larger than his though.

What do you mean a rumour wander you did say to suck it up be responsible

I figured it wasn't just you, its just you posted it so i said that for clarification. plus, why did you get to start the war?:( we are the "slightly more sinister" ones.

It's because you are "Slightly more sinister" that we had to act first.

You dudes keep thrashing around and not starting the war. Every Covert action failed. I didnt know GASN was the HOLY UN

It's because you are "Slightly more sinister" that we had to act first.
Man's gotta point. But I was hoping we could come out in spandex and capes unfoiling some slightly sinister plan before plunging the world into war.

It wasn't just me.

I had asked several GASN members if they would like to join. Cravan had agreed, then when it came out, he backed out. Without Cravan lending his support, we backed out.

Keep in mind that my nation is slightly larger than his though.
We backed out 'cause you jumped the fuckin' gun.

Well, you guys keep going, I have to go lay in bed, alone, dreaming about :fluffle: . Ah well. :(

what war:confused: link me.

what war:confused: link me.
it got retconned. go back to sleep.

We backed out 'cause you jumped the fuckin' gun.

SO now it's my god damned fault?

it got retconned. go back to sleep.
Ok OCCly is their going to be a war in the futcure if so please tell me.

Good night moon

SO now it's my god damned fault?
Uh... yeah. It always was, you started the thread...

SO now it's my god damned fault?
Yeah, you kind of randomly posted a thread saying everyone in the CA would be destroyed when half of GASN didn't know what was happening. XD

What do you mean a rumour wander you did say to suck it up be responsible


I meant that to be a joke actually.

I posted the thread AFTER PEOPLE FUCKING ASKED ME TO!

I posted the thread AFTER PEOPLE FUCKING ASKED ME TO!
Direct quotes, please.

I posted the thread AFTER PEOPLE FUCKING ASKED ME TO!
The way I see it no harm no foul. Now OCCly is their going to be a war soon?

Considering you were going to be my first victim, Soch..there was...

Oh and LNI, I'm no one's slave. Go read the thread yourself.

Considering you were going to be my first victim, Soch..there was...

really but you didnt attack right. Or if you did I didnt even read it.

By the way that hurts Why dose every one hate me :(

LOL just kidding.

Oh and LNI, I'm no one's slave. Go read the thread yourself.
GFY. If you're going to place blame, be prepared to back it up yourself.

Now now boys. If you wanna argue, take it outside. (The GASN thread)

Now now boys. If you wanna argue, take it outside. (The GASN thread)
Yeah, but that would just mess up our thread. We'd much rather mess up yours. ;)

[QUOTE=Liberated New Ireland]GFY. If you're going to place blame, be prepared to back it up yourself.[/QUOTE
yea the blame game

*jumps up in the air*

Ohhohh pick sochatopia It was me fault my bad spelling and lack of punctuation caused a Dephirer to have brain hemrage and think the People freedom was telling him to attack the CA. Even thought the voices arnt real they have some pretty good idias.

GFY. If you're going to place blame, be prepared to back it up yourself.
yea the blame game

*jumps up in the air*

Ohhohh pick sochatopia It was me fault my bad spelling and lack of punctuation caused a Dephirer to have brain hemrage and think the People freedom was telling him to attack the CA. Even thought the voices arnt real they have some pretty good idias.
I fix'd your quote for you.

And yes, it's your phault. And Dephire's name from now on is Dephirer.

Yes thats the piont not only that i messed up the quote and other things.

May i suggest a punishment a public stoning its so fun to have a angry mob throw stones at you.

I fix'd your quote for you.

And yes, it's your phault. And Dephire's name from now on is Dephirer.

Enough now people. Take this outside of the CA's thread. It's not our domain so don't have our fights in it...

GASN, stop posting in this thread for God's sake. You're ruining the alliance's name. Further bickering or complaining, or whatever will be reported to Cravan and the situation delt with accordingly.

I apologize to the CA for the immaturity of my allies from the GASN. I can ensure you this will not be allowed to happen again.

I apologize to the CA for the immaturity of my allies from the GASN. I can ensure you this will not be allowed to happen again.
I've tried getting them to stop...

Oh they will stop. Now, no more GASN posting please.

This is off the topic of Last Night's misunderstanding.

How are you guys?
Doing fine myself.
I'm trying to cut down my military personel to about 2-3 million..
But I haven't yet recieved any issues I would like to answer.

Keep it cool guys! I'll be seeing you around.

Enough now people. Take this outside of the CA's thread. It's not our domain so don't have our fights in it...
Why'd you quote the post I was just joking in?

Why'd you quote the post I was just joking in?

I didn't quote anything....

Okay, let's stop guys.

Now, let us try to fix our relationship with the CA.

I didn't quote anything....
...You totally did! Look at your post, man!

Okay, let's stop guys.

Now, let us try to fix our relationship with the CA.

Im sorry for causing you to hausinate with my bad spelling and what not its my falt can I be pubicly stoned to death please.

Im sorry for causing you to hausinate with my bad spelling and what not its my falt can I be pubicly stoned to death please.
Galdly. *Picks up two stones, ones is smaller and has lots of sharp points on it, the other is substantialy bigger but is smooth and round.* Which would you prefer?

both at once please. The pointy one gos in my eyes if you can hit. The big one goes for my legs that way i cant run away or see.

may I join?

yea sure, you got a military?

So what is going on that I need to know about?

Depends, what do you need to know about?

Any conflicts, ect ect? I've been gone.

There was almost a massive GASN vs. CA war, but the GASN backed out, and TPF seemigly disapperaed in embarassment. That really it.

The holy church of the holy empire of Guardiani di anima wishes to join this aliance. the entire nation we are based in is part of our church which could give rise to many fighters. and we fear not death in a way that no one else has yet to boast of.

We shall keep watch on you, perhaps our paths shall collide.

soup guys, your in

BE yea, hopefully

Yeah, seeing as how we don't actually collide, that might hurt.

bh am i in?

bh am i in?
No. Look at this post:

Maldorians is rejected.

LNI, very clever. Maldorians, your in.

LNI, very clever. Maldorians, your in.
*bows*
I almost spelt your name wrong, too...

lol. How can you mess up on that name?

lol. How can you mess up on that name?
"Confedaracy" instead of "Confederacy".

ah I see. When do you think that new LNI/Toopoxican war is going to come back?

Alrighty,

After a bit of stiff negotiations.

Blackhelm agreed to let PROHT into the CA if PROHT gave them an military base of infinite size.

Yup, its true. I'll mark you down on the list.

Yup, its true. I'll mark you down on the list.

You know, that makes me an NS first...

How so, first GASN and CA member?

How so, first GASN and CA member?

And YAA, CoS and even an MEE mod.

All at the same time.

I can see that other GASN/CA members are jealous...

And for my next trick...