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TPF took that back.

Also, no arguing over who's more evil... we can all be evil together, right?:D

I never said I wasn't evil...I enslave my POW's....use torture methods that would make medieval inquisitors cringe...and have prisons worse than a holocaust camp...I also don't hesitate to use chemical or biological weapons...nukes however I don't use in a preemptive manner

sigh

Mald. check your tgs.

sigh

Mald. check your tgs.


Repliedz0r

I never said I wasn't evil...I enslave my POW's....use torture methods that would make medieval inquisitors cringe...and have prisons worse than a holocaust camp...I also don't hesitate to use chemical or biological weapons...nukes however I don't use in a preemptive manner

Exactly my point. Both sides are evil, with a few exceptions for Kampfers, Wagdog etc. The TPF military nukes its own cities when civilians disagree with the war, you're best buddies with BL (in addition to the above), and the CA is obvious for the most part...

Hell, there's several NPE nations in EVIL I think...

that alliance name is misleading...not necessarily evil nations just because we're in an alliance called EVIL..there are some...former CA members in it as well

that alliance name is misleading...not necessarily evil nations just because we're in an alliance called EVIL..there are some...former CA members in it as well

Akimonad, and who else? Aki, IMHO, was relatively new to the CA.

[QUOTE=New Manth;13011600] The TPF military nukes its own cities when civilians disagree with the war,
Lolz. I think I'll sig that.

OOC: If I join will you help me to destroy Vetaka?

Guys who applied, you are in. I'll update the front page sometime soon.

OOC: If I join will you help me to destroy Vetaka?

I don't know if another enemy is what the CA is looking for right now...

I don't know if another enemy is what the CA is looking for right now...

Deserted Territories, since I have not been on much, I am granting you temporary leadership. Tell me everything I miss when I come back on too.

Just an OOC interest/continuity check.

Awhile back, I created an faction of my nation, the Five Points Mafia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520760).
For awhile, I've considered them located within the ruined lands of The [Former] Khornate tribes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494171).

For some time, they've been expanding without much purpose. (or at least without explanation of their purpose)

So I'm playing with the thought of them declaring their former refugee camp a soveign nation.

Now, the reason why I'm posting this here are twofold:

1. I'm too lazy to start a new thread
2. Most of the nations involved are CA or watch the CA thread like a hawk
(Undershi; Blackhelm Confederacy; Maldorians; Wanderjar; Crookfur; Leafanistan; and myself)

I was also considering, what with the GASN being disbanded and broken up into smaller factions, that the CA would seek renewed interest in the oil-rich irradiated wastelands.

Plus, ADAN may se it as a way to flex their muscles a bit.

And yes, the place is an island.

I am going to go with around 65-70% losses considering I haven't been involved recently in any CA wars and considering that many of my satellites have anti-missile defenses and weapons.

No Taxes, to be honest, if you haven't been involved in the P/CA war, we wouldn't have focused much of our attention on you -- we would have focused the most attention on those actively participating in several fronts, and Blackhelm gets an extra share.

And it goes down from there. those CA nations that are OOCly inactive, we did not fire upon. Those OOCly active but not involved in the P/CA war, then you might have had a satellite taken down if it happened to be in the way, but we wouldn't have targeted you unless your satellites were being used to aid the CA side in the P/CA war.

No Taxes, to be honest, if you haven't been involved in the P/CA war, we wouldn't have focused much of our attention on you -- we would have focused the most attention on those actively participating in several fronts, and Blackhelm gets an extra share.

And it goes down from there. those CA nations that are OOCly inactive, we did not fire upon. Those OOCly active but not involved in the P/CA war, then you might have had a satellite taken down if it happened to be in the way, but we wouldn't have targeted you unless your satellites were being used to aid the CA side in the P/CA war.

You should have said that in the OP then...All the guy did was 'Hit all j00 sats.'

Also, a list would have been helpful to see how hard the nation was hit. Not just teh 'all j00 stats iz dead.' kinda thing.

Deserted Territories, since I have not been on much, I am granting you temporary leadership. Tell me everything I miss when I come back on too.

Sweet dealio.

Just an OOC interest/continuity check.

Awhile back, I created an faction of my nation, the Five Points Mafia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520760).
For awhile, I've considered them located within the ruined lands of The [Former] Khornate tribes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494171).

For some time, they've been expanding without much purpose. (or at least without explanation of their purpose)

So I'm playing with the thought of them declaring their former refugee camp a soveign nation.

Now, the reason why I'm posting this here are twofold:

1. I'm too lazy to start a new thread
2. Most of the nations involved are CA or watch the CA thread like a hawk
(Undershi; Blackhelm Confederacy; Maldorians; Wanderjar; Crookfur; Leafanistan; and myself)

I was also considering, what with the GASN being disbanded and broken up into smaller factions, that the CA would seek renewed interest in the oil-rich irradiated wastelands.

Plus, ADAN may se it as a way to flex their muscles a bit.

And yes, the place is an island.

Did the Corprate Alliance decide to forget about Khornate?
Chances are more peopl would have missed it had I set this on a new thread.
(Although I'm tempted to send TGs...)

Did the Corprate Alliance decide to forget about Khornate?
Chances are more peopl would have missed it had I set this on a new thread.
(Although I'm tempted to send TGs...)

I might get involved somehow, considering that I might get invaded again...xD I will try to do what I can to get in there.

Alright, so should it be a joint CA/ADAN action to quell the 'uprising' or a FFA?

And would I be able to use those slaves Leafanistan loaned me to train for him?
(Trying to tie it all in with Operation Wired Mercenary)

You should have said that in the OP then...All the guy did was 'Hit all j00 sats.'

Also, a list would have been helpful to see how hard the nation was hit. Not just teh 'all j00 stats iz dead.' kinda thing.

...you know, I probably should have. It would have saved a lot of this bullshit. XD

You know i might need to edit that KT map, on review Skgorria/red tide didn't really get hugely involved and with thier own troubles recently might not have bothered keeping an interest there, meaning a vacum in the north west to be filled by whomever had troops to spare. The central and eastern tribal zones will likely have been a bit more influenced now that the "city people" have had enough time to get a decent military together.

I did kind of bring up the idea of restarting the KT stuff with BC a while back but never bothered my arse about it so i would most definatly be interested in seeing what twists the story takes now.

I humbly ask that you temporaily, or even permenatly, expluse Qadesh for declaring war on me,...

Qadesh's betrayal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13018274&postcount=22)

I also ask that any available CA member help me out. Nova Europa is 0 help and Qadesh is negative help now...xD

Mal...Im not in the CA...but if you'd like I'll handle that Quadesh...problem :)

I humbly ask that you temporaily, or even permenatly, expluse Qadesh for declaring war on me,...

Qadesh's betrayal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13018274&postcount=22)

I also ask that any available CA member help me out. Nova Europa is 0 help and Qadesh is negative help now...xD
I'll send a fleet and some ground forces.

Nt...tg...

Nt...tg...
Responded

The Empire of The Ryou Black Islands wishes to join The Corporate Alliance.

TRBI is currently about to be, well, PWNED, because he's trying to invade the "Nazis" and "Satan Worshippers" in TFEI. Anyways, letting him join would just drag you into a war that, even though you'd change the tides, would be a major waste of time, men, and resources. Not to mention TFEI has more allie he can call to his defence. Just a heads up.

EDIT: Also, some people are spreading rumors on him being Hataria. I don't know if that's true or not, but that people think their the same person is telling.

I'm starting to think this 'ruse' by me and the Maldorians is starting to look bad...maybe it isn't a ruse. I think I'm going to be destroyed...

EDIT: Also, some people are spreading rumors on him being Hataria. I don't know if that's true or not, but that people think their the same person is telling.

He is hataria. See his intro post.

Okay, I'm back from my trip to Chicago. However, I'm going to be OOCly busy for a while - I've got a class trip from Thursday to Sunday, then on the 25th I'm going to Washington D.C. for a while - basically, I'm going to be busy for a while...

That shouldn't prevent anyone interested from starting the invasion thread for Undershi - I'll respond as best I can, but if you want to start it soon, you'll have to accept some OOC laging for a while. I hope that's okay with you.

As for The Khornate Tribes, he gave me his e-mail during that last RP, but then went inactive - should I e-mail him? He already ignored an e-mail asking whether he wanted to continue, so I don't have much hope that I'll be able to get him back.

Oh, also - Undershi has some territory there, but we don't really want any. If any established CA member wants it, I'll let them have it.

He is hataria. See his intro post.

occ: What intro post?

The Ryou Black Islands won't be considered untill the facts are cleared up.

occ: What intro post?

this into post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=536399)

http://www.elchill.com/bluelion/blue_rasta_lion_flag_175.jpg

INDENTI have been instructed by his Majesty Emperor George the V to open diplomatic discourse in regard to the Empires gracing the corporate alliance with our presence.

INDENTWe at current find our goals and principles to be of mutual benefit and as such I have it from the King to dain you with our presence until you are henceforth notified.

INDENTMavil Whetherly
INDENTForeign Office

Okay, I'm back from my trip to Chicago. However, I'm going to be OOCly busy for a while - I've got a class trip from Thursday to Sunday, then on the 25th I'm going to Washington D.C. for a while - basically, I'm going to be busy for a while...

That shouldn't prevent anyone interested from starting the invasion thread for Undershi - I'll respond as best I can, but if you want to start it soon, you'll have to accept some OOC laging for a while. I hope that's okay with you.

As for The Khornate Tribes, he gave me his e-mail during that last RP, but then went inactive - should I e-mail him? He already ignored an e-mail asking whether he wanted to continue, so I don't have much hope that I'll be able to get him back.

Oh, also - Undershi has some territory there, but we don't really want any. If any established CA member wants it, I'll let them have it.

If you really want to give it away we'll take it, you can still use it for trade if you want if you let us have it

Qadesh is out, per Maldorians request and the evidence in that post.
As for this...:

... Mald, please tg me.

The Ryou Black Islands won't be considered untill the facts are cleared up.

Does no one understand, the Maldorian had perfect knowledge of this incident. You must let me back in. I submit:

The Republic of Qadesh I have returned my fleets to home port. They will not move, until proper relations have resumed. This ruse has gone badly, it was ill-conceived from the start. Perhaps this was the Maldorians plan?

The Mandalorian Empire of Maldorians It wasn't my plan. We both agreed on it. Don't worry, Qadesh, just pull back. We don't need useless fighting. I have a bunch of plans on Waldy...I'll sink his fleet before he touches me. Without n00ks! :-D

The Republic of Qadesh Good, I was getting a bit worried, kinda like JFK and Cuba. Thank you for not getting my destroyed. I think our ruse worked a bit *too* well, wouldn't you say?

The Mandalorian Empire of Maldorians yea, tr00 dat...xD

EVERYTHING has been a calculated attempt to trick and deceive Waldenburg2...and you respond as such..maybe my application to join was a bit hasty...please reconsider.

You must allow me re-entrance, on these grounds. He had full knowledge of the 'ruse' and it had his blessing.

Does no one understand, the Maldorian had perfect knowledge of this incident. You must let me back in. I submit:

The Republic of Qadesh I have returned my fleets to home port. They will not move, until proper relations have resumed. This ruse has gone badly, it was ill-conceived from the start. Perhaps this was the Maldorians plan?

The Mandalorian Empire of Maldorians It wasn't my plan. We both agreed on it. Don't worry, Qadesh, just pull back. We don't need useless fighting. I have a bunch of plans on Waldy...I'll sink his fleet before he touches me. Without n00ks! :-D

The Republic of Qadesh Good, I was getting a bit worried, kinda like JFK and Cuba. Thank you for not getting my destroyed. I think our ruse worked a bit *too* well, wouldn't you say?

The Mandalorian Empire of Maldorians yea, tr00 dat...xD

You must allow me re-entrance, on these grounds. He had full knowledge of the 'ruse' and it had his blessing.


Yup, let him in. The plan phailed... :(

Yup, let him in. The plan phailed... :(

OOC: College tastes funny. I have a Film & TV Lecture in 20 minutes.

But we will continue to scheme the fates of billions.

OOC: College tastes funny. I have a Film & TV Lecture in 20 minutes.

But we will continue to scheme the fates of billions.

OOC: Damnit, you have college.... :3 No college>College

Okay, does anyone want to buy my KT land? If so, it comes complete with concentration camps housing several million of the locals, plus a road network, some bunkers and fixed AA defenses, and the beginings of farms and factories that the captive locals would have worked in.

I already asked for it.

If you really want to give it away we'll take it, you can still use it for trade if you want if you let us have it

see

Okay, does anyone want to buy my KT land? If so, it comes complete with concentration camps housing several million of the locals, plus a road network, some bunkers and fixed AA defenses, and the beginings of farms and factories that the captive locals would have worked in.

I might be interested. Not a CA member and my reasons might be different from what you're expecting though.

Okay, does anyone want to buy my KT land? If so, it comes complete with concentration camps housing several million of the locals, plus a road network, some bunkers and fixed AA defenses, and the beginings of farms and factories that the captive locals would have worked in.

Plus add to that some very disgruntled civilians jealous of the some what nicer and richer lives lead by thier cousins in the Crookfur/Triballi administered sector, the presence of 2 Elite Corps of the Crookfur army close by pluss the nation's own under lying issues. Not to put anyone off it but i would suggest being prepared for a bit more active RP from myself if things get going again.

Damirez: if you want involved then we need an OOC conversation please see your TGs

Damirez: if you want involved then we need an OOC conversation please see your TGs

Checked & Replied. The situation sounds fairly interesting.

Okay, does anyone want to buy my KT land? If so, it comes complete with concentration camps housing several million of the locals, plus a road network, some bunkers and fixed AA defenses, and the beginings of farms and factories that the captive locals would have worked in.

May the Five Points Mafia buy it?
(Yes I noticed that Greston already asked for it, but what would he do with it anyways)

*Grant Rolls up $100 Billion

Well, Crookfur has a point... but, if anyone wants it for more than $100 billion, then say so. If not, I'll sell it to Hurtful Thoughts in my next post on this thread. (Which probably won't be until monday - I'm going out of town as I mentioned before.)

The Reason we want to join The CA is to help it fight The Communists and also we are starting our own Oil Company, Sharktooth Oil, Inc. It will be based on Griffincrest's style.

and To show that we will be good allies, We have a Large Oil Field and we will give 30% of it to Griffincrest as a gift of peace between us.

Well, Crookfur has a point... but, if anyone wants it for more than $100 billion, then say so. If not, I'll sell it to Hurtful Thoughts in my next post on this thread. (Which probably won't be until monday - I'm going out of town as I mentioned before.)

Dude! Dude! Right here! 150 billion!

Stay around for now, becuase of the circumstances and your generous offer i'll defer to BC about whether or not you'll be accepted.

Though, as they say, copying is the most sincere form of admiration.

EDIT: Hey! you're on. Defer guidance onto us BC^^^^

Seeing as it concerns you folks, you have a right to know. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13031694)

Dude! Dude! Right here! 150 billion!

You do know I plan on RPing a Hurtian proxy civil war there, right?
(FPM is sneeky that way, because this way, it isn't really a civil war, doesn't get ADAN/HT's full attention, and gives them a fighting chance)

HOI vs FPM

One has over 80 million troops.
The other claims to posess nukes. (Though, would anyone belive them?)
-And if they do, they'd be the only Hurtians with such weapons-

The regular, government controled Hurtian soldiers would be nuetral on the matter currently, though they'd officially lean towards HOI.
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Edit:
Doubles offer.

Stay around for now, becuase of the circumstances and your generous offer i'll defer to BC about whether or not you'll be accepted.

Though, as they say, copying is the most sincere form of admiration.

EDIT: Hey! you're on. Defer guidance onto us BC^^^^

I'm making oil, let him in

I'm making oil, let him in

http://www.blueh20.com/fishpics/jaw.jpg

Sharktooth Oil, Inc

Takeing a bite out of clean Energy, because we can

from: Dani Sharktooth, CEO of Sharktooth Oil, Inc

We are glad that The CA is thinking of letting us in to theri great and powerful Allaince. We promise that Sharktooth Oil, Inc will help The CA in makeing the world a better place for us Corporations.

Signed: Dani Sharktooth

Seeing as it concerns you folks, you have a right to know. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13031694)

You make alot of bold demands here. I'm afraid that very few, if any, members of the CA will stand for this.

I for one will be the first to refuse all terms of your accord. I sure many will follow suite.

OOC: I'll post in the thread when I find some time.

You make alot of bold demands here. I'm afraid that very few, if any, members of the CA will stand for this.

I for one will be the first to refuse all terms of your accord. I sure many will follow suite.

OOC: I'll post in the thread when I find some time.


Well, considering that I'm going for an invasion, I've been fairly hostile in my reply, basically I gave them a modified version of the No Peace Beyond Luna speech. I'm thinking Undershi can suck in a few hundred million enemy troops at the very least... plus, I'm feeling in the mood for a good old Gotterdammerung-type war that'll tear down the old Undershi and let me rebuild. Plus, hopefully it'll help take the pressure off you guys...

Well, my troops are ready - Derscon said he'd invade, and I'm back until I have to leave on the week of the 25th, and after that I'm good for a while. Perhaps the invasion could start before I leave, take a break and then begin again?

Dude! Dude! Right here! 150 billion!

Alright - I'm going off line for the night, If no one posts something better before I come tomorrow afternoon after class, then I'll consider it sold.

Alright - I'm going off line for the night, If no one posts something better before I come tomorrow afternoon after class, then I'll consider it sold.

*Throws a third hundred billion on table (See earlier post)

The Five Points Mafia is getting funding from an unlikely source.
(No, it isn't HOI, and I'd be happy to tell you via TG if you ask nicely and promise OOC secrecy)

Although I have no intrest in the Corporate Alliance whatsoever, I do have something to inform you of. You have recently accepted the nation of the Ryou Black Islands into your ranks, which may at first have seemed a good idea. However Hataria (aka RBI) is not exactly the quality RP'er that the CA is used to taking in. The Corporate Alliance, though hated and despised by all, is none the less respected for it's RP ability and quality. Allowing RBI in, a nation that one minute claims to sell 14$ oil, and the next ignores others for attacking him because of it, is a severe blow to the reputation of the CA, and you all would be wise to distance yourself from this inept 'RPer'.

The Ignore of a Completely Legit RP (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=537766)

Although I have no intrest in the Corporate Alliance whatsoever, I do have something to inform you of. You have recently accepted the nation of the Ryou Black Islands into your ranks, which may at first have seemed a good idea. However Hataria (aka RBI) is not exactly the quality RP'er that the CA is used to taking in. The Corporate Alliance, though hated and despised by all, is none the less respected for it's RP ability and quality. Allowing RBI in, a nation that one minute claims to sell 14$ oil, and the next ignores others for attacking him because of it, is a severe blow to the reputation of the CA, and you all would be wise to distance yourself from this inept 'RPer'.

The Ignore of a Completely Legit RP (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=537766)

You are the one being Inept, I told everyone that I will not be in any Dogpiles and you see me and said "Oh it is Hataria, lets Dpgpile The Stupid B****D Retard! LOLPWNU" well, I am trying to get into a alliance and learn to RP, something which you are against because you fear not to have your Punching bag any more.

Kroando, you are one sad RPer and the wrose person ever.

Dog piling is a part of the game. Get over it.

You are the one being Inept, I told everyone that I will not be in any Dogpiles and you see me and said "Oh it is Hataria, lets Dpgpile The Stupid B****D Retard! LOLPWNU" well, I am trying to get into a alliance and learn to RP, something which you are against because you fear not to have your Punching bag any more.

Kroando, you are one sad RPer and the wrose person ever.
Then ignore them... there is no reason to ignore me.

And I must say, that is going to have to be placed in my sig.

Then ignore them... there is no reason to ignore me.

And I must say, that is going to have to be placed in my sig.

The Reason I can't be in your war is that I am already in a war, The Bloody Sunday War (or to The Ryou, The Far Echo Islands War.) and I am going for One war at a time, as not to repeat the LAST TIME i fought to many wars at The same time.

I am not Ignoreing you, it is that I am busy with the war already Happening.

and I am sorry about the Bad RPing thing I said

The Reason I can't be in your war is that I am already in a war, The Bloody Sunday War (or to The Ryou, The Far Echo Islands War.) and I am going for One war at a time, as not to repeat the LAST TIME i fought to many wars at The same time.

I am not Ignoreing you, it is that I am busy with the war already Happening.

and I am sorry about the Bad RPing thing I said

Encrypted Corporate Memo

A Ryou Black Islands Corporation, Sharktooth Oil, or something, has begun offering oil at a well below market price (currently around 55 USD), 14 USD a barrel.

This is destabilizing the world market, our oil companies are suffering greatly. We suggest we threaten to expel Ryou Black Islands unless they shut down and nationalize Sharktooth Oil and stabilize their oil prices. Else we may have to resort to extreme measures.

[END]

I rised the price of my Oil to $40

I rised the price of my Oil to $40

That would still massively damage profits I believe, seeing as though you can sell in great quantities for roughly $15 below world market prices.

Where do you guys need me? I mean the whole Smythii nations aren't going to remain peaceful for much longer, Prestonia is likely going to be seething for blood after Kro sank one of their Oil tankers, the Black Islands might need some attention and the NPE war can really be restarted at any point if we remove the thumbs from our collective arses, if i'm not desperatly need i'll remain on call but I have some business in the MU that needs attention and I really need to know that my presence isn't going to drastically alter any of these wars.

Where do you guys need me? I mean the whole Smythii nations aren't going to remain peaceful for much longer, Prestonia is likely going to be seething for blood after Kro sank one of their Oil tankers, the Black Islands might need some attention and the NPE war can really be restarted at any point if we remove the thumbs from our collective arses, if i'm not desperatly need i'll remain on call but I have some business in the MU that needs attention and I really need to know that my presence isn't going to drastically alter any of these wars.

I moved in for the final blow on the NPE, they seem to have ignored it

I moved in for the final blow on the NPE, they seem to have ignored it

I told you that was going to happen, didn't I?

I moved in for the final blow on the NPE, they seem to have ignored it

That's because we "Ignored" their destruction of our Space Sats.

I think it's a worthwhile risk, we can either continue to have the NPE ignore us and our previous attacks until they counter attack us, or we can take the hit and just mop them up.

I moved in for the final blow on the NPE, they seem to have ignored it

Fun. Where?

Fun. Where?

Ignore them until they do not ignore us.

Ignore them until they do not ignore us.

Utter phail. Derscon even agreed that he could put emphasis on the sat's you were attacking. Go read the CA thread or something of that sort. Same with Campers.

Utter phail.

Says the guy who is helping Hatar... Ryou Black Islands godmo... fight a losing war.

Says the guy who is helping Hatar... Ryou Black Islands godmo... fight a losing war.

Says the dogpiler. Stop mentioning Hataria, please. Fight a losing war? On the contrary, go read the thread. :p

Says the dogpiler. Stop mentioning Hataria, please. Fight a losing war? On the contrary, go read the thread. :p

I fail to see where TWSP has started dogpiling on TRBI.

I fail to see where TWSP has started dogpiling on TRBI.

Please read the original thread

Utter phail. Derscon even agreed that he could put emphasis on the sat's you were attacking. Go read the CA thread or something of that sort. Same with Campers.

stfu Mal, and don't flamebait me like that.

And about dogpiling, this is from the person who loves to go around threatening people smaller than him to get land.

Oh, and one more thing. Go mouth off to Izistan again. He can't do anything to you, right?

stfu Mal, and don't flamebait me like that.

Heh. Stfu, nice one.

And about dogpiling, this is from the person who loves to go around threatening people smaller than him to get land.

Hataria nation =/= The Black Ryou nation. Now stop being a *insert whatever ya think* and complaining. Stop using OOC and IC. You should know that by now.

Oh, and one more thing. Go mouth off to Izistan again. He can't do anything to you, right

And you are talking about what? That was some nice explanations, "Go mouth off". That is very specific....>.>

Hataria nation =/= The Black Ryou nation. Now stop being a *insert whatever ya think* and complaining. Stop using OOC and IC. You should know that by now.


I did, but I got ignored.

Does Mal constantly like to go around and make an ass for himself? All I see him do is nitpick and try to piss people off.

Well, I do recall this being the CA thread. Hm...I think I am in the CA. Woah! How coincidental!!! Go use your dead NPE thread for your spamming, if you want to. I stated a fact and you claim that I nitpick. How is that possible when the thread involves me? Haha. :p

And you also busted TWSP for not tagging OCC, IC when you were having a OCC discussion. Tagging in not required every time. Surely a non-noob would know that.

Does Mal constantly like to go around and make an ass for himself? All I see him do is nitpick and try to piss people off.

Well, I do recall this being the CA thread. Hm...I think I am in the CA. Woah! How coincidental!!! Go use your dead NPE thread for your spamming, if you want to. I stated a fact and you claim that I nitpick. How is that possible when the thread involves me? Haha. :p

New Prussian Empire Communications
The Peoples Freedom and Wanderjar, as leaders of the NPE, would like to inquire about the possibility of peace talks held in a neutral nation.

Ignore them until they do not ignore us.

Tempting as it is, we can take them even without the massive satellite rape.

So I have to actually get a little dirty. No biggie.

Now, where is this so-called "finishing move" you speak of? Someone TG me a link.

New Prussian Empire Communications
The Peoples Freedom and Wanderjar, as leaders of the NPE, would like to inquire about the possibility of peace talks held in a neutral nation.

I, on behalf of the Blackhelm Confederacy, am confirming the possibility of peace talks. We will enter peace talks with the NPE untill we can reach a mutual decision as to how the war should be ended.

Well, Derscon, I'm ready to begin the invasion of Undershi. Just to be clear - I want a dogpile, I'm inviting you to invade and bring along as many friends as are interested.


I've been keeping out of any other RPs so that I can do this - I hope you're ready to start?

On the 25th I'm leaving for Washington, but I'll be back the following monday.

So, we can do the start of the RP, then take a break, and then finish it. Sounds good?

Also, as far as satelites are concerned, I took my losses, and urge the other CA nations to do the same.

So, who gets TKT?
FPM (0.2 trillion) or GC (150 billion)?

Well, I guess that the Five Points Mafia can have it, since they offered more for it. Sorry Blackhelm!

Also, as far as satelites are concerned, I took my losses, and urge the other CA nations to do the same.

I've unofficially taken my losses, I just havn't posted them up yet due to other commitments in my real life, I'm also still unsure of what's fair game for a Space fleet.

Same here, i'm already rping probably around 85% loses. I made a statement to the effect of having only limited assests left in the Smythii Accords thread.
complete bollox btw^^^^^^^^^^ (i mean the accords, for reference)

Well, Derscon, I'm ready to begin the invasion of Undershi. Just to be clear - I want a dogpile, I'm inviting you to invade and bring along as many friends as are interested.


I've been keeping out of any other RPs so that I can do this - I hope you're ready to start?

On the 25th I'm leaving for Washington, but I'll be back the following monday.

So, we can do the start of the RP, then take a break, and then finish it. Sounds good?

Also, as far as satelites are concerned, I took my losses, and urge the other CA nations to do the same.

Check the TG I sent in response.

I don't think I can get a decent post up until this weekend, though.

And I'm not going to lie, I lol'd at the dogpile comment. I do believe it is the only time someone ASKS to be raped, and it still counts as rape.

Check the TG I sent in response.

I don't think I can get a decent post up until this weekend, though.

And I'm not going to lie, I lol'd at the dogpile comment. I do believe it is the only time someone ASKS to be raped, and it still counts as rape.

Well, I do have a terribly militarized nation - our cities are laid out for defense, we build missile launchers and bunkers on beachfront property, most of our governmental activity occurs in underground bunkers... heck, most of our cities have extremely extensive networks of bomb-proof (or, to be exact, conventional bomb proof) bunkers and tunnels.

Plus, we're a pretty big nation.

Anyone attempting to invade us, no matter how overwhelming their forces are, is going to take losses. And that's the fun - I'm in the mood for a Gotterdammerung type-RP, only good RPers, serious stuff... you know, I want it all to be fun.

Plus, I'm tired of RPing Undershi as a militarist hell-hole - once it's been beaten and occupied, then it can be remade as a less-militaristic nation, a less oppressive one, and that would be a cool change.

And I'm not going to lie, I lol'd at the dogpile comment. I do believe it is the only time someone ASKS to be raped, and it still counts as rape.

What?!


Rape is a form of assault where one individual forces another to have sexual intercourse against that person’s will. Most experts believe the primary cause of rape is an aggressive desire to dominate the victim rather than an attempt to achieve sexual fulfillment. They consider rape an act of violence rather than principally a sexual encounter.

Pwnt.

What?!

Pwnt.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l91/empyreanimperator/CoNMal.jpg

Well, I do have a terribly militarized nation - our cities are laid out for defense, we build missile launchers and bunkers on beachfront property, most of our governmental activity occurs in underground bunkers... heck, most of our cities have extremely extensive networks of bomb-proof (or, to be exact, conventional bomb proof) bunkers and tunnels.

Good thing I still have some orbital weapons... >.>

Plus, we're a pretty big nation. I'm bigger. ;)

Anyone attempting to invade us, no matter how overwhelming their forces are, is going to take losses. And that's the fun - I'm in the mood for a Gotterdammerung type-RP, only good RPers, serious stuff... you know, I want it all to be fun.

:)

Plus, I'm tired of RPing Undershi as a militarist hell-hole - once it's been beaten and occupied, then it can be remade as a less-militaristic nation, a less oppressive one, and that would be a cool change.

:) Well, that's fine. I suppose we can work out what happens with Undershi afterwards when we get there.

Yay! *Bows*

"I'd like like to thank everyone who helped me on my path to not understanding figures of speech. Also, I would like to thank Mr. Derscon for giving me the award.

Using wikipedia for any type of information....you lose...you lose bad....and you lose hard...better luck next time..

So, what's happening in the war with the NPE? Seriously, has anything happened in the last... well, what I mean is, when was the last time something actually happened? Seriously?

Don't know...and I will be leaving soon for quite some time so I'm not really worried about it...my nation is going to temporarily (the duration of my time away) unite with a Mediterranican ally...and command of my military strictly for defensive purposes

I have a sneaking suspicion that once the NPE is down the CA'll likely turn to the MU, they're the next largest and active threat, but I guess only time will tell :l

Last time I checked, The GPE had destroyed the bulk of your orbitals, Griffincret's fleets were surronded by 4x his number, and his ships were disabled due to the computer virus that CCM uploaded.

However, I called for peace mainly because its been inactive for two months.

Using wikipedia for any type of information....you lose...you lose bad....and you lose hard...better luck next time..

How so? Wikipedia is a valid general source. Go look up the references if you want at the bottom. Stop making invalid points, cuz they can be countered. :D

Using wikipedia for any type of information....you lose...you lose bad....and you lose hard...better luck next time..

How so? Wikipedia is a valid general source. Go look up the references if you want at the bottom. Stop making invalid points, cuz they can be countered. :D

Actually. Wikipedia does have major flaws to it. Some people use "references" at the bottom of items that they create or edit on there and it makes others think that it is valid. Although I must point out that most entry's on Wikipedia are made by Civilians.

There are flaws to it. Which is why I would rather use an actual hard copy of an encyclopedia, an online encyclopedia (not wikified), or any other source that does not involved Wikipedia.

Happy?

Rape (http://www.healthyplace.com/communities/Abuse/lisk/rape_definition.htm)

More Rape (http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12412)

Moarrrrr (http://www.musc.edu/vawprevention/research/sa.shtml)

Actually. Wikipedia does have major flaws to it. Some people use "references" at the bottom of items that they create or edit on there and it makes others think that it is valid. Although I must point out that most entry's on Wikipedia are made by Civilians.

There are flaws to it. Which is why I would rather use an actual hard copy of an encyclopedia, an online encyclopedia (not wikified), or any other source that does not involved Wikipedia.

I'll have you know that I read an article on Wikipedia that said a study found that Wikipedia was 98% as accurate as the Encycopedia Britannica.

I'll have you know that I read an article on Wikipedia that said a study found that Wikipedia was 98% as accurate as the Encycopedia Britannica.

...the article was on wikipedia?



Ironic......


And i'm guessin that the sarcasm meter should be goin off the scale now from your post? :p

...the article was on wikipedia?



Ironic......


And i'm guessin that the sarcasm meter should be goin off the scale now from your post? :p

Of course it should. I actually heard it on the news somewhere.

My english teacher was talking about the same article, didn't metion it coming off wikipedia though. Anyways we're allowed to cite wikipedia in our reports now.

Is there anything I need to know? I was completely unaware that a virus hit my ships. Please show me where this happened.

The Ryou Black Islands is now a Communist Nation. but we will continue to Be part of The CA as we think it is better then allying with The other Communist Nations as they are Stalinists while The Ryou's New Government is a Pro-CA Maoist Government.

and We will allow The CA to build Bases in our Nation.

The Ryou Black Islands is now a Communist Nation. but we will continue to Be part of The CA as we think it is better then allying with The other Communist Nations as they are Stalinists while The Ryou's New Government is a Pro-CA Maoist Government.

and We will allow The CA to build Bases in our Nation.

What. The. Fuck.

lol @ TWSP

What. The. Fuck.

CA is short for Corporate Alliance.

I think the last four posts should be put in some sort of hall of fame or something.

Oh....My...Gods.... THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS!

WTF with the spam!?!? *shoos spammers*

*uses anti-spam gun*

Pwnt

CA is short for Corporate Alliance.

You really have no idea what your talking about do you.

Olmedreca;13057661']FUCKING AWESOME!!!

?

The Ryou Black Islands is now a Communist Nation. but we will continue to Be part of The CA as we think it is better then allying with The other Communist Nations as they are Stalinists while The Ryou's New Government is a Pro-CA Maoist Government.

and We will allow The CA to build Bases in our Nation.
CA is short for Corporate Alliance.

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

I'm beggining to lose my faith in humanity.

you still had some..? I pity you

I'm beggining to lose my faith in humanity.

Welcome to the modern world, please leave your pants by the door.

The Republic of Corporate Ventures has conducted thorough market research, and believes that joining the Corporate Alliance would lead to significant economic growth. As such, it now submits its application to join the Alliance.

Welcome to the modern world, please leave your pants by the door.

I think I'd like to keep them until I get to the emotional baggage check.

Corporate Ventures, you are accepted.

As for any virus being released, I never caught wind of it.

As for any virus being released, I never caught wind of it.


Same here.

Official Corporate Telegram
To: The Corporate Alliance
From: Tucker E. Boot, The Buy & Sell Corporation
The Buy & Sell Corporation does not wish to join the CA, with the problems it may bring to our public relations. However, we do wish to expand into your nations if you will allow us and set up a trade deal with your lot. We will purchase raw materials, refine them properly, then sell the finished product back to you. Also, we wish to purchase coal and oil as well, the industrial machine needs feeding.
Economically Yours,
Tucker E. Boot, CEO of Buy & Sell

Corporate Ventures, you are accepted.

As for any virus being released, I never caught wind of it.

Seconded...

The Ryou Black Islands is now a Communist Nation. but we will continue to Be part of The CA as we think it is better then allying with The other Communist Nations as they are Stalinists while The Ryou's New Government is a Pro-CA Maoist Government.

and We will allow The CA to build Bases in our Nation.

...Now son how is that gunna work? I mean damn boy, can you read? How in hell are you going to have a pro-privately run business Alliance and a Communist government interact? And ain't that just asking fer trouble by letting us into your country? It's things like this that got ya all kinds of fucked up last time, and now you are right back making ridiculous statements again. Don't you learn boy?

...Now son how is that gunna work? I mean damn boy, can you read? How in hell are you going to have a pro-privately run business Alliance and a Communist government interact? And ain't that just asking fer trouble by letting us into your country? It's things like this that got ya all kinds of fucked up last time, and now you are right back making ridiculous statements again. Don't you learn boy?

OOC: I thought we were pro-profit using the pro-business agenda as a propaganda tool and would do anything for profit. His command economy can put hundreds upon thousands of tanks, aircraft, and ships to our fleets.

I might be a bit spotty as my router failed.

Seconded...

OOC: I read a bit of Sci-Fi stuff and have done a few Information Warfare RPs before.

Well, I don't know about any enemy virus released in our systems, but I did actually have a plan to release a virus into the GASN computers during the last war. Of course, my going away led to that never taking place.

OOC: I thought we were pro-profit using the pro-business agenda as a propaganda tool and would do anything for profit. His command economy can put hundreds upon thousands of tanks, aircraft, and ships to our fleets.

I might be a bit spotty as my router failed.

OOC: and Money into your Pocket since I buy from you and a few others.

The People's Republic of The Ryou Black Islands requests Help against Fordock, who is threating to Invade The Islands and take the oil rigs.

Okay, I'm wondering at this point - should I just post a "Gotterdammerung" thread for the invasion of Undershi? None of the NPE/GPE nations seem interested in getting it set up.

Okay, I'm wondering at this point - should I just post a "Gotterdammerung" thread for the invasion of Undershi? None of the NPE/GPE nations seem interested in getting it set up.

THe reason I'm not is because you said the cause was gonna be you posting assassination contracts on my leaders, so I was waiting for you. :p

I'll have you know that I read an article on Wikipedia that said a study found that Wikipedia was 98% as accurate as the Encycopedia Britannica.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guide_%28character%29
It's already supplanted the Encyclopedia [Britanica] as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for two important reasons. First, it's [free]; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC printed in large friendly letters on its cover.
Heh...
For teh lol (http://www.slate.com/id/2117942/)
Since its editor was perennially out to lunch, the Guide was amended "by any passing stranger who happened to wander into the empty offices on an afternoon and saw something worth doing." This anonymous group effort ends up outselling Encyclopedia Galactica even though "it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate."

Sorry about the late response. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLlGopyXT_g)

hah, I love the hitchhikers trilogy. Mainly becuase it consists of five books. Let that one cook your noodle.

Official Corporate Telegram
To: The Corporate Alliance
From: Tucker E. Boot, The Buy & Sell Corporation
The Buy & Sell Corporation does not wish to join the CA, with the problems it may bring to our public relations. However, we do wish to expand into your nations if you will allow us and set up a trade deal with your lot. We will purchase raw materials, refine them properly, then sell the finished product back to you. Also, we wish to purchase coal and oil as well, the industrial machine needs feeding.
Economically Yours,
Tucker E. Boot, CEO of Buy & Sell

Bump for response

Most all of the nations of the CA are open to trade with any nation.
Who taught you of the secrect message system?!?
As for your public relations not being affected, our enemies are aggressive towards even our mostdetached aquaintences.

hah, I love the hitchhikers trilogy. Mainly becuase it consists of five books. Let that one cook your noodle.
Earth= "Harmless"
*Edit*
"Mostly Harmless"

Six if you include "Salmon of Doubt" as a single 'book'.
------
Anyways... How goes the Mostly Harmless Corprate Alliance -of TerroristS?

I'll pay an exorbitant amount of money for the head of the Ryou leaders.

Nuff' said.

Okay, I'm posting a map of Undershi and a bit of an intro in a new thread - "Götterdämmerung, The Invasion of Undershi". We'll see who wants to jump in on the attack...

I'll pay an exorbitant amount of money for the head of the Ryou leaders.

Nuff' said.

/me sends TWSP a Ryou leader bobblehead and a bill for $1 trillion

I'll pay an exorbitant amount of money for the head of the Ryou leaders.

Nuff' said.

Does that mean you are finally employing the Five Points Mafia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520760) to make another assasination attempt on a Jr. Vice-CEO of the Corprate Alliance?

Does that mean you are finally employing the Five Points Mafia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520760) to make another assasination attempt on a Jr. Vice-CEO of the Corprate Alliance?

They are not Vice-CEOs, they are annoying little Maoists RPd by Hataria.

They are not Vice-CEOs, they are annoying little Maoists RPd by Hataria.

*I'll send a 2 man scout-sniper unit in there then.
1 SHAW-12K
1 LR-260H M4gery
1 AG-36 grenade launcher
1x IIR/UV sniper scope
2 Rifle Slings
(Other stuff to be detailed later)
-Or would you rather I use the Soviet SVT-40 or PKM?

Going to shoot him with a gun supplied by one of the CA members...
Insertion would most likely be by Leafanstani Mafia Y-5 biplane.

$1 Billion up front and $1 Trillion upon completion.

Now I'll need to figure out where and when... (and how to go about the mission)
Plus figure out if I should 'sneak' this into an ongoing RP with him in it, or start up a new one.

*I'll send a 2 man scout-sniper unit in there then.
1 SHAW-12K
1 LR-260H M4gery
1 AG-36 grenade launcher
1x IIR/UV sniper scope
2 Rifle Slings
(Other stuff to be detailed later)
-Or would you rather I use the Soviet SVT-40 or PKM?

Going to shoot him with a gun supplied by one of the CA members...
Insertion would most likely be by Leafanstani Mafia Y-5 biplane.

$1 Billion up front and $1 Trillion upon completion.

Now I'll need to figure out where and when... (and how to go about the mission)
Plus figure out if I should 'sneak' this into an ongoing RP with him in it, or start up a new one.

Whatever weapons you consider appropiate will do, I assume you are going to kill all three (3) of the Ryous, am I rite'?

One more thing though, I'd like their heads sent to TWSP upon completion of the job, be sure to make them suffer.

Yes, it's evil, but worth it.

SIC: Encrypted Message to Maldorians

The People's Republic of the Ryou Black Islands wishes to hire your Mercenaries to Kill The Leaders of TWSP. We will pay $4,000,000,000 in Platinum, Gold and Palladium.

1,200 of your Mercearies will be good for the job.

SIC: Encrypted Message to Maldorians

The People's Republic of the Ryou Black Islands wishes to hire your Mercenaries to Kill The Leaders of TWSP. We will pay $4,000,000,000 in Platinum, Gold and Palladium.

1,200 of your Mercearies will be good for the job.

1,200?

Wow, that's quite a lot of guys just to kill one politician =P

1,200?

Wow, that's quite a lot of guys just to kill one politician =P

OOC: it is for all of them, even your military Commanders.

OOC: it is for all of them, even your military Commanders.

Then that makes... four people?

President, Minister for Foreign Affairs, Commander of the Armed Forces and maybe, General Justin.

SIC: Encrypted Message to Maldorians

The People's Republic of the Ryou Black Islands wishes to hire your Mercenaries to Kill The Leaders of TWSP. We will pay $4,000,000,000 in Platinum, Gold and Palladium.

1,200 of your Mercearies will be good for the job.

For that price, I'd land a combat truck and take a whole city with 12 guys on the ground... (Plus air support of course)*

*Not kidding, there actually was a contest earlier for taking a city with less than a platoon, and that is what I decided to send. (The city was the prize, there were about 10 participating platoons)

So.... using this as a conversion figure, one of my guys are supposed to equal 100 of Mal's Mercs?
I suppose, considering that 4 of my sleeper agents pretty much did the same as 40 of Wanderjar's GSG-9... (although I'm pretty sure I took heavier losses)

I can imagine the boost in sales already.

How are we party people? Updates please.

How are we party people? Updates please.

Assuming you mean updates on the status of the war, I'm about to be invaded. Sometime soon, maybe monday next week.

If there's an actual party, though, then unfortunately I'm not going to be there. :D

How are we party people? Updates please.

War is pretty stagnant. TPF brought up the option of peace a while ago, I said we might be interested, he said okay. Haven't heard from him since.

(OOC: This is a call for help from the 7000, the terrorist/freedom fighter group in this RP. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=536329) I've already talked to some people through telegrams, but I also thought a direct call to this organization would help as well.)

IC:

A message is sent to someone, anyone, at the Corporate Alliance HQ.

~A Proposal~

We, the 7000, have a Proposal for the Corporate Alliance. Currently, are people are locked in a one-sided struggle for independence from the brutal government of Amazonian Beasts. We know of the hostility between Amazonian Beasts and Maldorians, and while we have had some dealings already, we believe that the best solution would involve the whole of the Corporate Alliance.

We are requesting supplies, firearms, and most of all, manpower. In exchange, we offer immediate membership in the Corporate Alliance, and opening up of multiple CA bases, upon achievement of a full revolution and national independence. Additionally upon revolution, we will open up to CA monitoring of elections, allowing them to ensure that their interests are maintained.

We hope you see this in as bright a light as we do. A chance to strike against a nation historically at odds with one of your members, and a chance to gain a new member and strategic bases in a new location. This is a golden opportunity for both our peoples, we Ithics, and you of the Corporate Alliance.

We hope that you will accept this offer and assist us in our rightgeous cause. However, if for some unfathomable reason you find yourselves unable to make the correct decision and support our bid for freedom, we understand your hesitation and hold no vendetta. Our sole aim is freedom for ourselves, achieved through the means we find necessary.

Sincerely,

The 7000

The message was recieved by Claudius Griffincrest himself. "Amazonian Beasts...I believe that we may have had a conflict with them before as well...yes..we will help them"

And that was all that he needed to say. Crates loaded full of G-36E assault rifles, Doomani made Spicula RPG's, and Otagian made M32 machine guns were being hauled onto planes and boats, ready for delivery to the rebels known as the 7000. In an adjacent runway, planes were being loaded with something far deadlier than these guns.

Men of the Griffincrest Rapid Response Force were going over last minute preparation before they too would be dropped into combat. Things would escalate rather quickly in the nation of the Amazonian Beasts.

(OOC: It is 4am, sorry for shitty post)

(OOC: Just so you know, I'd like a bit of a wait before the action starts. And by the way, the target area is the Northern Island of New Zealand, as Amazonian Beasts is made from Australia and New Zealand.)

Why does this thread show up when I namesearch, despite not having any posts in it? o_O

Why does this thread show up when I namesearch, despite not having any posts in it? o_O

OOC:
Cause at one time I think they were trying to make a plan to assault you.

That or yoo posted and deleted, and it'll still show up on search.

Aha, found it. *pokes thread search utility*

Why did Leafistan think I would make a good member of the CA? o_O;

Aha, found it. *pokes thread search utility*

Why did Leafistan think I would make a good member of the CA? o_O;

Cos he's got Nova Fever :P

http://www.belcentrum.org/gfx/pics/baseinfo/znak.gif

Official Union of Belarus and Russia Communique

Over Government wishes to express it's interest in join the Corporate Alliance. If we where permitted to join we can promise that we will not fail this wonderful Alliance.

Officially,
Grigori Kyznetsov
President, Union of Belarus and Russia

Okay, so my home forum was haxxed for the second time in a month, so I visited the old CA forum and have dusted off a lot of the old cobwebs, Hurt has been Bannt and the Guests can no longer post or view the board (making it more secure) and I have some plans for further security coming up again, but yeah, you can get to the board via the front page, just below the Charter or here http://s14.invisionfree.com/Corporate_Alliance/ via this hyperlink.

About time.
(Although I will miss flaming myself as a guest)

So when should I expect the invasion?

And does this mean I should remove the CA offsite from my favorites?

And does this mean I should remove the CA offsite from my favorites?

Dude, that's pretty sad right there.

Dude, that's pretty sad right there.
As was letting the offsite get as bad and outdated as it did.
Or forgetting to update the roster.

Okay, I'm back. After a week of long hours in Washington D.C., I'm home again... the long hours will continue, but I'm effectively back to posting regularly at this point.

The invasion of Undershi is set to begin shortly, so Derscon will be tied down, along with a lot of his allies... I hope you guys use the advantage to go PWN some NPE dudes while I'm being slaughtered.

Okay, I'm back. After a week of long hours in Washington D.C., I'm home again... the long hours will continue, but I'm effectively back to posting regularly at this point.

The invasion of Undershi is set to begin shortly, so Derscon will be tied down, along with a lot of his allies... I hope you guys use the advantage to go PWN some NPE dudes while I'm being slaughtered.

I thought that whole thing died off or whatnot...doesn't matter to me really anyways

Since I'm leaving for quite sometime and out of wanting to keep my nation alive I'm entering into a commonwealth with my MU ally and neighbor Yallak...So he'll now be commanding my military plus his own to fight with...although he can only use mine for defensive purposes towards the MU...we're doing it that way to keep my nation alive RP wise regionally...

As of Thursday my nation ceases to exist as a member of the NPE and any other major alliance except the MU..I will retain a representative in the Yallakian government which will keep all my other non major alliances intact ie..I have a non agression/trade agreement with Dartia which will remain in place..for all purposes though my nation will be part of Yallakian sovereign territory until I return.

Okay, I'm back. After a week of long hours in Washington D.C., I'm home again... the long hours will continue, but I'm effectively back to posting regularly at this point.

The invasion of Undershi is set to begin shortly, so Derscon will be tied down, along with a lot of his allies... I hope you guys use the advantage to go PWN some NPE dudes while I'm being slaughtered.

Well, you've been gone so its forgivable. But... That war died when you were still around. Though lately TPF asked for official peace.

The CA gladly welcomes you Belarus and Russia.

I still have the forum in my favorites. I go and look at it sometimes, nothing ever changes though. *sigh

Well, you've been gone so its forgivable. But... That war died when you were still around. Though lately TPF asked for official peace.

We were winning that war...:D

We were winning that war...:D

Not even going to bother with this...thank god I'm leaving in a day

Not even going to bother with this...thank god I'm leaving in a day

Think what you want, doesn't mean it's always true...

Think what you want, doesn't mean it's always true...

*clears throat*

Speak for yourself.

*clears throat*

Speak for yourself.

...

*wild applause*

We were winning that war...:D

Yes, a shame it stopped... *looks over at his army*

You didn't bother to read the threads did you Mal? Griffincrest's fleets was surrounded and out-numbered 5:1, not to mention the virus that crippled his fleet and the jamming signals that blew up his missiles, all thanks to our 'traitor' CCM. Stop being so arrogant, its annoying. At this point, we can either have an official peace talk or it will be retconned. Its up to you guys.

The fact that we all left or started school all at roughly the same time meant that we all got inactive. It would be a fitting end to have an official peace treaty.

Okay, so my nation won't get invaded. Oh well.

Anyways, I'm up for a peace treaty - how about I start a thread for the treaty? Undershi could host it?

JOIN THE TRADE UNION

Albalast will not join the CA in favor of the new Trade Union, its not to different from the CA but its less militaristic theres a lot less "KILL THE GASN" style points to it all it is, is a peaceful way to do the same things that the CA does without violence, instead of declaring war on them and shedding blood, we believe that economic sanctions will cripple an enemy. Remember these words of Thomas Jefferson, "Financial Institutions are more Dangerous than Standing Armies." So instead of military means we want to achieve the same thing as the CA except with Diplomatic and Economic means.

Dear CA Members,
I have seen your nations and I am stunned you rule in a very Pro-Industrial way, your the kind of of People who should join my region and my group called, trade union, we believe in commerce, industry,banking, and conservatism. Join us and we shall oppose the GASN and the CA for dominance over commerce. See our charter at http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539810&highlight=trade+union
If you like what you see join the Trade union Region and sign on to the Trade Union Charter.

Thank You ,
Albalast

You didn't bother to read the threads did you Mal? Griffincrest's fleets was surrounded and out-numbered 5:1, not to mention the virus that crippled his fleet and the jamming signals that blew up his missiles, all thanks to our 'traitor' CCM. Stop being so arrogant, its annoying. At this point, we can either have an official peace talk or it will be retconned. Its up to you guys.

The fact that we all left or started school all at roughly the same time meant that we all got inactive. It would be a fitting end to have an official peace treaty.


That was quite amusing. CCM, your 'friend', failed to tell us about this 'virus'. Maybe you should have bothered to read the Corporate Alliance thread where BC asked about the virus. There is no excuse for being incapable to read it.

And....no...Your one to talk, the one who n00ked me, and then asked for it to be retconned. I asked you multiple times why you are incapable of invading me, and somehow you always dodge the question. Answer the question if you reply to this, because dodging the question is bad. Stop being so arrogant, its annoying.

That was quite amusing. CCM, your 'friend', failed to tell us about this 'virus'. Maybe you should have bothered to read the Corporate Alliance thread where BC asked about the virus. There is no excuse for being incapable to read it.

And....no...Your one to talk, the one who n00ked me, and then asked for it to be retconned. I asked you multiple times why you are incapable of invading me, and somehow you always dodge the question. Answer the question if you reply to this, because dodging the question is bad. Stop being so arrogant, its annoying.

The invasion of your nation was pending when the whole RP stopped. ?I never followed up because threats way more important than you cropped up. If you want to do wargames to let me show you how it went, let me know. CCM created a whole separate thread for the virus, the link now lost when I upgraded to Vista. Now stop crying like a girl over my nuking. Anyway, Let's not bicker anymore. Its over, its done. Let's move on.

That was quite amusing. CCM, your 'friend', failed to tell us about this 'virus'. Maybe you should have bothered to read the Corporate Alliance thread where BC asked about the virus. There is no excuse for being incapable to read it.

And....no...Your one to talk, the one who n00ked me, and then asked for it to be retconned. I asked you multiple times why you are incapable of invading me, and somehow you always dodge the question. Answer the question if you reply to this, because dodging the question is bad. Stop being so arrogant, its annoying.

The invasion of your nation was pending when the whole RP stopped. ?I never followed up because threats way more important than you cropped up. If you want to do wargames to let me show you how it went, let me know. CCM created a whole separate thread for the virus, the link now lost when I upgraded to Vista. Now stop crying like a girl over my nuking. Anyway, Let's not bicker anymore. Its over, its done. Let's move on.

You know, you're both decent RPers, can't you just get along?

You didn't bother to read the threads did you Mal? Griffincrest's fleets was surrounded and out-numbered 5:1, not to mention the virus that crippled his fleet and the jamming signals that blew up his missiles, all thanks to our 'traitor' CCM. Stop being so arrogant, its annoying. At this point, we can either have an official peace talk or it will be retconned. Its up to you guys.

The fact that we all left or started school all at roughly the same time meant that we all got inactive. It would be a fitting end to have an official peace treaty.

I still have not seen a virus....

And I launched an invasion of you which was conveniently ignored. Face it, you are losing. How many NPE nations fell? And how many CA nations were lost? I believe the odds are in our favor, as we have several footholds within your empire, and you have yet to impact a CA nation outside of you orbital attacks, which I believe would have bankrupted the parties involved. Accept defeat traitor and do not try to glorify your pitiful alliance.

Even with the Confederacy in its current state, I am confident that you will still be crushed. If you have more to say, meet me on the battlefield...alone.

The Trade Union will pledge itself to the CA as long as A clause is added to your charter allowing the Trade Unions Chairman to invoke Contemplanys Hermi on behalf of the T.U. (Trade Union) Contemplanys Hermi meaning Meditative Solitude is the right that the Trade Union Chairman may if he sees fit invoke this at any time, effectively sealing it from any interaction at all with any non-Trade Union Members and sealing it as well politically, commercially and militarily. In addition to isolation all TU members must immediately withdraw from the UN, cease trade, interaction, even talk, with other nations outside of the Trade Union. Also the TU effectively becomes temporarily not part of the CA and must withdrawal temporarily from any positions it has in running the CA such as the Councils etc.

I am only doing this for my Unions Protection, we believe in the CA's Message 100% and we to hate the GASN.

I agreed to meet you on the battlefield. You never got back to me on TG, blackhelm. And what invasion were you referring to? Also, Mal was going to be invaded, and DT was being invaded when the rp stopped.

I'm still waiting for the Federal Union to get back to that... I was just about to have the CAPTOR mine picket fail when he went inactive...

And since the war won't end i've decided to go play with BC's little insurgency and have The Vizor try and replace The Sultan. It's an easy way to have something to do while we figure out if DT is still being invaded/involved in a huge war/rebuilding sats.

The Trade Union will pledge itself to the CA as long as A clause is added to your charter allowing the Trade Unions Chairman to invoke Contemplanys Hermi on behalf of the T.U. (Trade Union) Contemplanys Hermi meaning Meditative Solitude is the right that the Trade Union Chairman may if he sees fit invoke this at any time, effectively sealing it from any interaction at all with any non-Trade Union Members and sealing it as well politically, commercially and militarily. In addition to isolation all TU members must immediately withdraw from the UN, cease trade, interaction, even talk, with other nations outside of the Trade Union. Also the TU effectively becomes temporarily not part of the CA and must withdrawal temporarily from any positions it has in running the CA such as the Councils etc.

I am only doing this for my Unions Protection, we believe in the CA's Message 100% and we to hate the GASN.

We could live with that. Nothing like a stable peacetime partner.

You know, you're both decent RPers, can't you just get along?

Mal is a bit 'high strung' becuase of what he thinks will happen in the RP I'm setting up for him.** (Which, ICly, seems to happen during the peace talks as an 'olive branch' gesture, if TPF can drag them out that long*)

Plus it may have also been that "More important thing" that cropped up.

*K, so explaining how my thread isn't a massively wanked meta-gamed thingy of mere coincedence will take a considerable amount of IC explanations... And it all started so simple...
One big boom, zero casaulties, and peace on earth...

**Note, may involve TWSP's Special forces, Leafanstani Mafia Slave Warriors, Maldorian mercs, and hugging. But no Laser-cats or Krazy-glue, or any fowl with excessive tail-end plumage...

K, there may be a half-drunken bar fight scene somewhere, but only if everyone is well behaved.

I agreed to meet you on the battlefield. You never got back to me on TG, blackhelm. And what invasion were you referring to? Also, Mal was going to be invaded, and DT was being invaded when the rp stopped.

Lawl, I've been invaded multiple times and I am still alive. xD

EDIT: lmfao @ HT

The thread has been here for some time

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=537745

Okay, guys - so, the war with the NPE is over, neither side can claim victory although both have taken heavy losses.

Hmmm... sounds like the situation is ripe for an eventual Round Two... maybe we could get a Cold War-ish mutual spying etc. situation going on like we did with the GASN for a while?

We will be accepting the Trade Union as an ally.

BC, if you could they would like this to be inserted into our charter (it's just a loophole for them should we ever piss everyone off, wait a sec... haven't we.... never mind):

"At anytime that the Trade Unions Chairman deems necessary he may invoke the right of Contemplanys Hermi effectively sealing it from any interaction at all with any Non-Trade Union Members and sealing it as well politically, commercially and militarily. In addition to isolation all TU members must immediately withdraw from the UN, cease trade, interaction, even talk, with other nations outside of the Trade Union. Also the TU effectively becomes temporarily not part of the CA and must withdrawal temporarily from any positions it has in running the CA such as the Councils etc."

About Contemplanys Hermi what do you mean when you say:
(it's just a loophole for them should we ever piss everyone off, wait a sec... haven't we.... never mind):?????
That semas a little questionable

News #1: UFAN recognizes both the Ca and the Trade Union as illegitimate alliances and refuse to acknowledge us just read article 7 of there charter.

^^^^
That's hardly news, the UFAN's been around for a while.

Black how are you suppose to succeed in this little invasion of yours when your armada is surrounded and outnumbered. If you want to fight me, then I propose a reset. Your ships can be on their way to my homeland in Nova Europa, and you are free to make any moves you wish.

Okay, guys - so, the war with the NPE is over, neither side can claim victory although both have taken heavy losses.

Hmmm... sounds like the situation is ripe for an eventual Round Two... maybe we could get a Cold War-ish mutual spying etc. situation going on like we did with the GASN for a while?

Except that the NPE does not exist anymore. That isn't because of you guys, but because of a number of OOC and IC reasons, such as Kamp withdrawing for Haven, gat leaving for boot, I withdrawing, and Wandy being inactive. Also, we honestly got fed up after the bulk of the CA ignored the space attack.

Personally, I'd rather just say the war ended in a draw and leave it at that. If Black wants to fight me 1v1, he can if he so wishes.

Hmmm... sounds like the situation is ripe for an eventual Round Two... maybe we could get a Cold War-ish mutual spying etc. situation going on like we did with the GASN for a while?

*Walks up behind undershi, taps his right shoulder and shoots the left (barely missing the vitals), then gives the smoking gun to Griffencrest before anyone realizes what happened. Then is paid by yet another corporate traitor.*

You mean something like that?

I'm planning on making sure all parties have their own brand of that "stuff" in their pocket.
(Especially Mal, not so much for Leafy)

Now if Mal would only hold still and stop crying/laughing/choking... shooting someone non-fatally in the back is a bit tricky at point blank with a Heavy MG... And it is rather disconcerning with so many distractions.

ADAN :fluffle:/:wub: you too...

In other news, I think I'm so paranoid that I am now clinicly insane, as I could've sworn a pair of semi-trailers almost ran me over the other day as I was walking to school...

And the threads are up, now grab some popcorn:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539789
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539994

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To: Corporate Alliance Member Nations
From: Free Land of Dartia
Re: Trade

Contrary to what is posted on UFAN's website, our government did not agree to restrict trade with the Corporate Alliance or anyone else. Like any other alliance, your member nations are free to do business with us so long as your checks clear, your money spends, and you treat us fairly.

We apologize for any confusion UFAN's erroneous statement may have caused. As a gesture of goodwill, we will be offering a 15% discount to your member nations at our storefront for the remainder of October.

Except that the NPE does not exist anymore. That isn't because of you guys, but because of a number of OOC and IC reasons, such as Kamp withdrawing for Haven, gat leaving for boot, I withdrawing, and Wandy being inactive. Also, we honestly got fed up after the bulk of the CA ignored the space attack.

Personally, I'd rather just say the war ended in a draw and leave it at that. If Black wants to fight me 1v1, he can if he so wishes.

the NPE members are fully welcome to join Greater Prussia. ;)

About Contemplanys Hermi what do you mean when you say:
(it's just a loophole for them should we ever piss everyone off, wait a sec... haven't we.... never mind):?????
That semas a little questionable

>>>>it's just a loophole for them should we ever piss everyone off
it is

>>>>piss everyone off
we have

Okay, now I'm active again, already getting involved in some RPs and thinking of joining others. Any suggestions?

Hey, does anyone know what Blackhelm is up to? When was the last time he was on?

Hey, does anyone know what Blackhelm is up to? When was the last time he was on?

I think he and Mal are plotting my utter destruction...

Oh, I've got room for you to RP those guys you left behind in TKT...

Um... And BC may have a few more assasination attempts going his way.

See also: my previous post for da linkies

Charter updated. I am still here gentlemen.

The CA should consider making a Corporate alliance region, it would greatly increase your power....

I think he and Mal are plotting my utter destruction...

Oh, I've got room for you to RP those guys you left behind in TKT...

Um... And BC may have a few more assasination attempts going his way.

See also: my previous post for da linkies

Thanks! I didn't leave behind any troops, but I'd be glad to get in on the RP - could you post a link? (Or is it just the Wired Mercenaries thread?)

Also: My fellow CA members, Undershi is being attacked by overwhelming enemy forces. We will hold out as long as we can.

Hello CA from the Chairman of The Trade Union,
I Bring Urgent News in only a matter of a few hours The Ryou Black Island's Deceleration of War of war Will become final, this is the begining of what will become a much larger conflict a Capitalist-Communist War, Can I count on the CA to Aid the Capitalist World in the defense of what we hold dear? I have already Recruited many to our side but I'm afraid they have as well, So let us Fight or Die Trying to eradicate this disgusting idea called Communisim. WHO IS WITH ME???

Hello CA from the Chairman of The Trade Union,
I Bring Urgent News in only a matter of a few hours The Ryou Black Island's Deceleration of War of war Will become final, this is the begining of what will become a much larger conflict a Capitalist-Communist War, Can I count on the CA to Aid the Capitalist World in the defense of what we hold dear? I have already Recruited many to our side but I'm afraid they have as well, So let us Fight or Die Trying to eradicate this disgusting idea called Communisim. WHO IS WITH ME???

I hate to tell you this, but The Ryou Black Islands is also a member of The CA. And I am planning that if you want to avoid war, Blackhelm might be kind enough to host Peace Talks or Talk you out of being pwned by Larger Communist Nations.

Oh and NS time is not like RL Time.

I find it funny that the Corporate Alliance has been gathering a small troupe of n00bs in it's ranks, not to mention that both Albagast (or whatever his name is) and Ryou are members of this alliance.

Hey, strength in numbers is still strength.

I like to know if Albalast's Claims that the CA is on his side is true.

I'm hoping you're still accepting members, because I'm interested in joining, just hoping for someone to answer some questions first.

Fire away.

@ Ryou: the CA has never been one to turn down an ally, or a fight for that matter.

Seconded. Death to teh commies!111

I'm hoping you're still accepting members, because I'm interested in joining, just hoping for someone to answer some questions first.

Fire away.

@ Ryou: the CA has never been one to turn down an ally, or a fight for that matter.

Okay, Undershi is about to have the first enemy troops actually physically land on our soil. If anyone wants to send in some raiding subs or anything... any help would be appreciated.

Here's a link, by the way:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=538841&highlight=undershi

I'm hoping you're still accepting members, because I'm interested in joining, just hoping for someone to answer some questions first.

You would be a valuable ally. Let us hear your questions.

Hello CA from the Chairman of The Trade Union,
I Bring Urgent News in only a matter of a few hours The Ryou Black Island's Deceleration of War of war Will become final, this is the begining of what will become a much larger conflict a Capitalist-Communist War, Can I count on the CA to Aid the Capitalist World in the defense of what we hold dear? I have already Recruited many to our side but I'm afraid they have as well, So let us Fight or Die Trying to eradicate this disgusting idea called Communisim. WHO IS WITH ME???

AYE! This is perfect for me to start back up. DEATH TO THE COMMIES!

Official Message
Denomination of Foreign Diplomacy

A sudden, and rather unnanounced voice message crackes to life in Griffencrest headquarters.

Well, how did peace with the NPE work out?

In any case, now that peace appears to be looming it seems to be a good time for a graceful exit. You're all decent folks and we're sure we can remain friends, but we don't want to be part of the CA anymore...

A quick bout of whispering ensues, before another voice takes over.

Erhem. Or to put it more diplomatically, "Manth is reframing our foreign policy stance away from large, loosely bound multinational alliances and towards stronger, bilateral agreements with our closest allies. The Denomination does not believe membership in the CA to be conducive to these goals, and as such the UCPLC has voted to formally end Manthian participation in the Alliance.

Trade agreements will remain in place unless canceled at a later date, and we do not wish this move to be misinterpreted as one of hostility - it's a matter of ensuring diplomatic independence and nothing more. Our regards to all the nations of the Corporate Alliance, and we'd love to remain on friendly terms."

You would be a valuable ally. Let us hear your questions.

Well, my country's constitution bans the [official] production, storage, and use of NBC weaponry, I'm not sure if that makes me uneligible to join.

That, and my Navy, Air Force, and Special Forces are highly trained and well funded, but the regular Army and Marines are in a major overhaul, so I don't know how effective my forces would be in assisting the CA.

Well, my country's constitution bans the [official] production, storage, and use of NBC weaponry, I'm not sure if that makes me uneligible to join.

That, and my Navy, Air Force, and Special Forces are highly trained and well funded, but the regular Army and Marines are in a major overhaul, so I don't know how effective my forces would be in assisting the CA.

I say Yesz0r

Well, my country's constitution bans the [official] production, storage, and use of NBC weaponry, I'm not sure if that makes me uneligible to join.

That, and my Navy, Air Force, and Special Forces are highly trained and well funded, but the regular Army and Marines are in a major overhaul, so I don't know how effective my forces would be in assisting the CA.

Alright then, we'll give you half kiloton tactical nuclear mine for your special forces when you unofficially need it. It is about the size of a medium box and contains a magnetic locking mechanism for equipping to large ships and such.

I'm take it I'm eligible, then. So, when should I start officially?

I'm take it I'm eligible, then. So, when should I start officially?

Probably right now, although BC would need to approve you as a final step.

Where is BC anyways? It seems like he's never on anymore.

Where is BC anyways? It seems like he's never on anymore.

Uni.

Uni.

Ah... that explains it.

Ah... that explains it.

Indeed it does. Are you going to post on our thread tonight?

Indeed it does. Are you going to post on our thread tonight?

Which thread? The Gotterdammerung one, or what?

What ever happened to this thread being a chat thread for all the cool totalitarian states?

I miss you guys...

What ever happened to this thread being a chat thread for all the cool totalitarian states?

I miss you guys...

Hataria joined.

Hataria joined.

I thought it was because I left CA and GASN fell apart under its own diversity?

I thought it was because I left CA and GASN fell apart under its own diversity?

Really? We fell apart. I'm still manipulating wars and nations for my and the alliance's benefit. Of course I'm more invisible about it now.

As for all of us being missing, I just had my midterm on a form of Non-Commutative Mathematics called Matrices. That means B times A does not equal A times B.

Halo 3 also came out, soon GTA 4, Mercenaries 2, Rock Band, Guitar Hero 3 will come out too.

Well, my country's constitution bans the [official] production, storage, and use of NBC weaponry, I'm not sure if that makes me uneligible to join.

That, and my Navy, Air Force, and Special Forces are highly trained and well funded, but the regular Army and Marines are in a major overhaul, so I don't know how effective my forces would be in assisting the CA.

You are accepted. It would be helpful if you moved to assist the Undershi. They are a valuable ally and we cannot afford to lose them to the Prussian menace.

Undershi, I have created a thread for my 9th Fleet moving to assist you.

You are accepted. It would be helpful if you moved to assist the Undershi. They are a valuable ally and we cannot afford to lose them to the Prussian menace.

I might join that thread... I need a good fight, as I have nothing to do right now 'cept wait for Kraven to widen his war with SEA, now that it's centering on Groznyj...

I have a couple tiny civil wars going on, but they're not important.

It's been awhile since any sons of the Emperor have died for an alliance we don't belong to!

[this assumes I won't be invading Telros - as I have volunteered to do, to "show him the ropes"... /cough/CommunityConformityStability/cough/]

Okay, I only hope that whatever help you send my way can actually make it to my mainland, as the enemy has several massive fleets, and has been using them to tighten a noose around my Empire.

Okay, I only hope that whatever help you send my way can actually make it to my mainland, as the enemy has several massive fleets, and has been using them to tighten a noose around my Empire.

I have several massive fleets... hehehe...

Also, it's looking like somebody else is taking the Telros thing, so I am going to be looking into this war...

I return, once more, except this time it's simply to hasten the death of Toopoxia, but rest assured I shall have it return far more powerful and with more links to the original Toopoxia.

Also, once I have the thread up, I'm kinda hoping people'll actually join this time.... :l

Okay, I only hope that whatever help you send my way can actually make it to my mainland, as the enemy has several massive fleets, and has been using them to tighten a noose around my Empire.

A massive coalition fleet should be able to punch a hole in the assault ring in order to get forces in through the air, shouldn't it?

If this conversation should continue on TG and not on forums, just say.

A massive coalition fleet should be able to punch a hole in the assault ring in order to get forces in through the air, shouldn't it?

If this conversation should continue on TG and not on forums, just say.

I have massive fleet - twelve battle groups - bound for the GPE fleets (or whatever they are) right now, coming up from the south.

Good to see so many CA members being loyal to my nation. It's nice to be liked...

Speaking of invasions, Undershi, are you still up for my invasion of j00 that we put on pause?

Speaking of invasions, Undershi, are you still up for my invasion of j00 that we put on pause?

Want to join the one underway right now?

Want to join the one underway right now?

Sure, but I need to know what's happening. xD