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Peech if you want I'll send YOU a pic of me. I can't post it because I'm not alone and neither of is very dressed. Still I'd hate to be guilty of judging people who've never seen my face so that pic is available to any of the contestant who ask nicely. :) If I can figure out how to crop the pic so as to show just my face I may even post a link. :fluffle:

YAY!

crop crop crop!

But...but...who's going to deliver the punctual fluffles!?:eek:
Whereyouthinkyougoing, of course.
:fluffle:

Peech if you want I'll send YOU a pic of me. I can't post it because I'm not alone and neither of is very dressed. Still I'd hate to be guilty of judging people who've never seen my face so that pic is available to any of the contestant who ask nicely. :) If I can figure out how to crop the pic so as to show just my face I may even post a link. :fluffle:
I'm not a contestant, but I'll ask nicely: pretty please send me the aforementioned pic of you! *looks at you with begging puppydog eyes*

Yes, it could. Have to give the old post count a good workout twice daily.:p And I wasn't about to sift through all that to find things worth responding to. I took them as I saw them. And this way leaves it a more personal spam to which Generalites are more inclined to respond, thereby generating more spam. It's a simple matter of recruitment and logistics.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/borg_assimilation_faces.gif

With a bit of servicing the individual poster tossed in.
I'm stalking Straughn and saw linky..

:fluffle:

Fluffle spam!

I'm stalking Straughn and saw linky..

:fluffle:

Fluffle spam!
You fiend.
There was login issues earlier, so actually, i stalked you first!
:eek:
Of course, the bbq was involved. And a few others.

I'm not a contestant, but I'll ask nicely: pretty please send me the aforementioned pic of you! *looks at you with begging puppydog eyes*

Sorry you are the wrong gender to try that.:p

YAY!

crop crop crop!
You idiot! Ask for her to send the uncropped private ones to you first, then ask for the cropped ones later!!:mad: :rolleyes:



;) :p

Whereyouthinkyougoing, of course.
:fluffle:
*blink*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif
I don't think she's up to it....

You fiend.
There was login issues earlier, so actually, i stalked you first!
:eek:
Of course, the bbq was involved. And a few others.
:eek:
You ruffian.
Of course, I did an ego search first :p

Seems I'm popular in the What Not to Do therad today.. *stares at FD*

You idiot! Ask for her to send the uncropped private ones to you first, then ask for the cropped ones later!!:mad: :rolleyes:



;) :p

Dont need to see bumboat naked, just want to put a face to the posts

I'm stalking Straughn and saw linky..

:fluffle:

Fluffle spam!
There's a thread for that, ya know.:rolleyes:

Speaking of which, have either of you seen a thread, ever, about "Which NSer You Would Stalk?" Seems like it's next in line for creation.:p

*whistle innocently and strolls away*


Yeah but you're not continually stating that none of us are very attractive in the first place so youre excused.:p

Peech if you want I'll send YOU a pic of me. I can't post it because I'm not alone and neither of is very dressed. Still I'd hate to be guilty of judging people who've never seen my face so that pic is available to any of the contestant who ask nicely. If I can figure out how to crop the pic so as to show just my face I may even post a link.

I would welcome any pictures you feel comfortable sharing with me:) . Plus, I'm a big girl, so no need to edit anything unless you wanna.:D ;)

Sorry you are the wrong gender to try that.:p
Good. For a moment I thought you might actually send them!:eek:

:eek:
You ruffian.
Of course, I did an ego search first :p

Seems I'm popular in the What Not to Do therad today.. *stares at FD*
No, you aren't. You're not popular anywhere. We want the Lady down there sometime soon. But not Ruffy.:p

:eek:
You ruffian.
Of course, I did an ego search first :p

Seems I'm popular in the What Not to Do therad today.. *stares at FD*
I'm wondering how much less can be thought of me (if possible) that i haven't spent almost ANY time on the spam forum. *shrug*

I was sigfixin' and saw that and another one. I *hmmm*'d.

"Which NSer You Would Stalk?" Seems like it's next in line for creation.:p
Sounds like a "lock"-in.

Dont need to see bumboat naked, just want to put a face to the posts
Yeah, I know. But I had to play Satan's incarnation for the moment. I'm feeling particularly evil tonight.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu81.gif

*blink*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif
I don't think she's up to it....
You're saying ... let me see if i get this ... that she's ... vincible? :eek:

:p

Yeah but you're not continually stating that none of us are very attractive in the first place so youre excused.:p

Hey Scarlet! :fluffle:
Howsa yousa today?

Yeah but you're not continually stating that none of us are very attractive in the first place so youre excused.:p



I would welcome any pictures you feel comfortable sharing with me:) . Plus, I'm a big girl, so no need to edit anything unless you wanna.:D ;)

Ok prepare yourself I'm going to send a pic. Will look for best one.
Are you fairly good at cropping pics?

Yeah but you're not continually stating that none of us are very attractive in the first place so youre excused.:p
You're right. I'm doing THE EXACT OPPOSITE. And it seems to me that it's rather a similar thing that I'm doing, saying many of you are too sexy for me to truly decide. Except for poor Ilie. I really was a bit harsh....Oh well, there's no help for it.
*intentionally ignores the edit/delete button*

Are you fairly good at cropping pics?
*refers to Ill Rufferto's photo expertise*
*nods*

Hey Scarlet! :fluffle:
Howsa yousa today?


I's good Straughn John-Howsa yousa?:) .....been a busy busy day...thought I'd unwind here for a minute or two and get my spam fix for the night. :D


*tightens tourniquet and slaps arm*

Hit me Ruffo.

Sounds like a "lock"-in.
Yeah, it kinda does, doesn't it?
*waits for thread to be created*

Ok prepare yourself I'm going to send a pic. Will look for best one.
Are you fairly good at cropping pics?

My middle name is PhotoShop:cool:

You're saying ... let me see if i get this ... that she's ... vincible? :eek:

:p
Well, yes, that too. Her timing with anything doesn't seem to be too great, especially her timing with denouncing my spamtacularness....
*would link, but he's too lazy to go back on a slow night to find the post*

My middle name is PhotoShop:cool:


PeechPhotoShopland?

I's good Straughn John-Howsa yousa?:) .....been a busy busy day...thought I'd unwind here for a minute or two and get my spam fix for the night. :D


*tightens tourniquet and slaps arm*

Hit me Ruffo.
Oh, I see. Ruffy's the one you go to for the spam now, eh?
*runs off crying*
:p

PeechPhotoShopland?

Peechland PhotoShop Lillianna Pussycat to be exact:p

I's good Straughn John-Howsa yousa?:) .....been a busy busy day...thought I'd unwind here for a minute or two and get my spam fix for the night. :D


*tightens tourniquet and slaps arm*

Hit me Ruffo.
*liquifies 3 grams of crystal spam*

Peechland PhotoShop Lillianna Pussycat to be exact:p

AHA!
Its even your first middle name

Oh, I see. Ruffy's the one you go to for the spam now, eh?
*runs off crying*
:p


I saw you pushin' down on the corner to some minors! I'm afraid youre gonna get busted soon. Plus I get dimebags of spam from Straughn on occasion. You know that when I need a big shipment, I always come to you though.

Peechland PhotoShop Lillianna Pussycat to be exact:p
Now who's being a tease?:p

St Aesthetis reminds me of an ex-girlfriend, she wins the thread. Congrats

Now who's being a tease?:p

haha! Remember when we had that thread "If you could change your name....."


Well doesnt Lillianna Pussycat sound so.......James Bond movie-ish?:D

*flicks needle*
*sticks needle into Peech's arm*
*watches Peech react like Popeye to spinich*

It's Peechy the Spammy clam!

My middle name is PhotoShop:cool:

Good! Now I just need to telegram me a working email address or for you to get on AIM so I can try to send it that way. I'm looking through the meager store of pics that have me in them for one thats fully clothed but I'm embarassed to say I have found none yet.

I saw you pushin' down on the corner to some minors! I'm afraid youre gonna get busted soon. Plus I get dimebags of spam from Straughn on occasion. You know that when I need a big shipment, I always come to you though.
Or if you ever need some variety, "I got whachyew neeeed." No one spams quite like I do.:cool: Everyone needs a few dimebags a day from Straughn. He is the Post Master, after all. And they'll never get me. I seriously doubt that if I've managed to get away with over 5000 spam posts that they'll bust me now.

*flicks needle*
*sticks needle into Peech's arm*
*watches Peech react like Popeye to spinich*

It's Peechy the Spammy clam!

*does the Electric Slide through all the religious threads*

wOOoOOo! That heavy Big R.

There's a thread for that, ya know.:rolleyes:

Speaking of which, have either of you seen a thread, ever, about "Which NSer You Would Stalk?" Seems like it's next in line for creation.:p
Go for it!

No, you aren't. You're not popular anywhere. We want the Lady down there sometime soon. But not Ruffy.:p
When you play the blame game I am.

:cool:

haha! Remember when we had that thread "If you could change your name....."


Well doesnt Lillianna Pussycat sound so.......James Bond movie-ish?:D
Ah, a woman with a taste for pseudo-classy men.
*bows*
:p

I'm wondering how much less can be thought of me (if possible) that i haven't spent almost ANY time on the spam forum. *shrug*

I was sigfixin' and saw that and another one. I *hmmm*'d.
Ahhhh hmm...

I want milk.

*flicks needle*
*sticks needle into Peech's arm*
*watches Peech react like Popeye to spinich*

It's Peechy the Spammy clam!

It's Peechy the Spammy clam
She gets IV fixes of spam
She gets Il Ruffeedle
To slam the spam needle
She's Peechy the spammy clam.

Or if you ever need some variety, "I got whachyew neeeed." No one spams quite like I do.:cool: Everyone needs a few dimebags a day from Straughn. He is the Post Master, after all. And they'll never get me. I seriously doubt that if I've managed to get away with over 5000 spam posts that they'll bust me now.

I can never get to you. You're like the Don. Don Spamaloni......

Good! Now I just need to telegram me a working email address or for you to get on AIM so I can try to send it that way. I'm looking through the meager store of pics that have me in them for one thats fully clothed but I'm embarassed to say I have found none yet.
Don't be embarassed. I couldn't find any pictures of me. Granted, I didn't really look because I know I don't have any, but that isn't really the point, is it?

haha! Remember when we had that thread "If you could change your name....."


Well doesnt Lillianna Pussycat sound so.......James Bond movie-ish?:D

Oooh! I can totally see you as a bond movie girl. :cool: :) :fluffle:

Good! Now I just need to telegram me a working email address or for you to get on AIM so I can try to send it that way. I'm looking through the meager store of pics that have me in them for one thats fully clothed but I'm embarassed to say I have found none yet.

done :)

Hrmph ... nobody ever TGs *me* nekkie pics. :p

Go for it!
But...but...I'm soooooo laaaaaazzzzzyyyyyy! :eek:


When you play the blame game I am.

:cool:
Sorry, not my game.:p

*does the Electric Slide through all the religious threads*

wOOoOOo! That heavy Big R.
*counts cash*

:cool:

It's Peechy the Spammy clam
She gets IV fixes of spam
She gets Il Ruffeedle
To slam the spam needle
She's Peechy the spammy clam.

haha! Excellent! Although I wish Ruff woulda called me something other than "Clam"...maybe a yam?

I can never get to you. You're like the Don. Don Spamaloni......
It's true that I am indeed the nefarious Don Spamaloni:cool: , but I'm always available to you, Peeches. :fluffle:

Hrmph ... nobody ever TGs *me* nekkie pics. :p

you show me yours and.........erm...I mean, me either.

It's true that I am indeed the nefarious Don Spamaloni:cool: , but I'm always available to you, Peeches. :fluffle:


Aww:fluffle:


Which is perfect, because I have some people I'd like you to make an "offer they cant refuse."

It's Peechy the Spammy clam
She gets IV fixes of spam
She gets Il Ruffeedle
To slam the spam needle
She's Peechy the spammy clam.
j00 iz awsumz!

Hmm.

Indeed.

Hrmph ... nobody ever TGs *me* nekkie pics. :p
I feel left out, too. P&P almost sent me a clothed picture, but she changed her mind and wouldn't try to send it again.:(

you show me yours and.........erm...I mean, me either.

hehe ... oh nobody wants to see me naked ... it's ... well ... unpleasant.

I's good Straughn John-Howsa yousa?:) .....been a busy busy day...thought I'd unwind here for a minute or two and get my spam fix for the night. :D


*tightens tourniquet and slaps arm*

Hit me Ruffo.
Hahahahahahahahaha! *FLORT*
:D
Feeling the hump. I f*cking loathe Wednesdays.
I think i was born on one. *curses Pope Gregory*

Other than that, better. :)

But...but...I'm soooooo laaaaaazzzzzyyyyyy! :eek:
Same here.
Sorry, not my game.:p
I object!

I feel left out, too. P&P almost sent me a clothed picture, but she changed her mind and wouldn't try to send it again.:(
You're lucky she even considered it.

hehe ... oh nobody wants to see me naked ... it's ... well ... unpleasant.


I dont think any of us would object to seeing your tattoo pics again. I'm absolutely certain of it.:D

and those were half naked.....well one was....ok maybe not but close.

Hmm.

Indeed.
Hmm.

Quite.

Well, yes, that too. Her timing with anything doesn't seem to be too great, especially her timing with denouncing my spamtacularness....
*would link, but he's too lazy to go back on a slow night to find the post*
Float her a little credit ... she does, after all, sleep about the same amount as i do, evidently. :eek:
As far as the "denouncing" goes, she's probably just agitating you into competition. She probably knew you'd feel particularly lazy when she came up.

Aww:fluffle:


Which is perfect, because I have some people I'd like you to make an "offer they cant refuse."
Only for you, Peeches. Only for you. Jus' tell me 'ho dey ahr, an' I'll take care a it all.:cool:

haha! Excellent! Although I wish Ruff woulda called me something other than "Clam"...maybe a yam?
I have writers block :(

Hmm.

Quite.
History is shit.

Still have to do that 8 page pamphlet. Stupid gf ringing me every 10minutes. Can't get any work done.

As for the Sexiest woman.. Whats her name, St whatever.. Doesn't particularly strike me as sexy. Attractive yea.. Just not "sexy".

Hahahahahahahahaha! *FLORT*
:D
Feeling the hump. I f*cking loathe Wednesdays.
I think i was born on one. *curses Pope Gregory*

Other than that, better. :)

Ah....I was Wednesday's child. *shakes fist @ mom's womb*

Hahahahahahahahaha! *FLORT*
:D
Feeling the hump. I f*cking loathe Wednesdays.
I think i was born on one. *curses Pope Gregory*

Other than that, better. :)
:eek: I was born on a Wednesday...I think...Chirst that's a little eerie....

Ah....I was Wednesday's child. *shakes fist @ mom's womb*
I was a Thursday.

Hey, where you are it is Wednesday and you were born on a Wednesday..
Where I am its Thursday and I was born on a Thursday!! :eek:

Wait, is it still Wednesday there?

I have writers block :(

In spam circles that's known as clogged arteries

Same here.

I object!
There is no objection to the Don (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261331&postcount=794)!:cool:

History is shit.

Still have to do that 8 page pamphlet. Stupid gf ringing me every 10minutes. Can't get any work done.

As for the Sexiest woman.. Whats her name, St whatever.. Doesn't particularly strike me as sexy. Attractive yea.. Just not "sexy".
I fail to understand the concept of a propagandapanda spamphlet..

Turn the phone off *nods*

I don't remember who I voted for..

I was a Thursday.

Hey, where you are it is Wednesday and you were born on a Wednesday..
Where I am its Thursday and I was born on a Thursday!! :eek:

Wait, is it still Wednesday there?
No for me, yes for him.

I fail to understand the concept of a propagandapanda spamphlet..

Turn the phone off *nods*

I don't remember who I voted for..
A spamphlet? Good idea. I could just write fluffle and +1 all over it.

"Well Miss, you asked for a spamphlet!!"

Lovely.

You're lucky she even considered it.
ZOMG, I know. I'm even luckier that she sent 80% of it. But then my battery died, and she tried to Gmail it, but she couldn't get that to work, and she won't even try to send it anymore. It was all in the mood, and it passed.:(

I was a Thursday.

Hey, where you are it is Wednesday and you were born on a Wednesday..
Where I am its Thursday and I was born on a Thursday!! :eek:

Wait, is it still Wednesday there?


It's only been Thursday for an hour here, so it counts since we've been on here that long.:D

In spam circles that's known as clogged arteries
:eek:

hey- whats the +1 mean?

ZOMG, I know. I'm even luckier that she sent 80% of it. But then my battery died, and she tried to Gmail it, but she couldn't get that to work, and she won't even try to send it anymore. It was all in the mood, and it passed.:(
Far out.. That's crazy lucky..

Me=jealous.

She=sounds sexy.

It's only been Thursday for an hour here, so it counts since we've been on here that long.:D

Its two hours shy of Thursday here

Float her a little credit ... she does, after all, sleep about the same amount as i do, evidently. :eek:
As far as the "denouncing" goes, she's probably just agitating you into competition. She probably knew you'd feel particularly lazy when she came up.
Umm...did you see the ridiculous amount of postwhoring I did earlier? She and Kanabia tried to get me of all spammers to tone down the quantity a bit. So here I am now, when they're both gone.:p

hey- whats the +1 mean?
+1?

A spamphlet? Good idea. I could just write fluffle and +1 all over it.

"Well Miss, you asked for a spamphlet!!"

Lovely.
:p

It's only been Thursday for an hour here, so it counts since we've been on here that long.:D
Teheh, fair enough.

Friday soon. Hmm. Nothing wrong with Fridays.

Its two hours shy of Thursday here


Where you be? Cali? OR, WA?

Umm...did you see the ridiculous amount of postwhoring I did earlier?

earlier? EARLIER?!?!?!?!?

In spam circles that's known as clogged arteries
But I spamercise regularly to avoid such problems.:cool:

Umm...did you see the ridiculous amount of postwhoring I did earlier? She and Kanabia tried to get me of all spammers to tone down the quantity a bit. So here I am now, when they're both gone.:p


OH - thats right! Kanabia asked us not to spam so much. Maybe we should move to another thread?

hey- whats the +1 mean?
I'm tempted to see if NS wiki has a page on it yet..

And.. um.. the CW wiki page is still up, I think..

Um.. +1 means you're adding a 1 to you post count.

Where you be? Cali? OR, WA?

California

OH - thats right! Kanabia asked us not to spam so much. Maybe we should move to another thread?
Why don't you guys ever lurk jolt and spam the un-moderated forums?

Why don't you guys ever lurk jolt and spam the un-moderated forums?
I like your fluffle thread.

Why don't you guys ever lurk jolt and spam the un-moderated forums?

Youre the only one I know in there. If some more people will go, I'll go.

Far out.. That's crazy lucky..

Me=jealous.

She=sounds sexy.
Oh, she is. She certainly is. Personality is by far more significant, but I'd like to see a face to match the words. I can imagine it, with a bit of help from her. I just want to know if my imagination is as efficient with words as I think it is. But I love her, so I'll accept her decision with no more complaint than that which I must utter....Umm, I didn't really just say that. Anyone tells her about this post and....ummm...well, you'll earn my undying ire. And I'm Irish, Scottish and German, so I know how to...um, ire. This is the post she's looking for, btw. She just doesn't know it yet.

Ah....I was Wednesday's child. *shakes fist @ mom's womb*
That is *SO* sigworthy. :)
...you wouldn't mind if i did, would you? Seeing as how it's a shared encumbrance?

Youre the only one I know in there. If some more people will go, I'll go.
FD, Grav, and some others.. take a look at Spam

:eek: I was born on a Wednesday...I think...Chirst that's a little eerie....
Only a little bit, considering we're both Capricorns too ... just pointed out, too.

earlier? EARLIER?!?!?!?!?
Yes, earlier. I was alone and filled up something of two pages responding to old posts.:D

I like your fluffle thread.
I'd fluffle you right now but my fluffle button is gone :(

Oh, she is. She certainly is. Personality is by far more significant, but I'd like to see a face to match the words. I can imagine it, with a bit of help from her. I just want to know if my imagination is as efficient with words as I think it is. But I love her, so I'll accept her decision with no more complaint than that which I must utter....Umm, I didn't really just say that. Anyone tells her about this post and....ummm...well, you'll earn my undying ire. And I'm Irish, Scottish and German, so I know how to...um, ire. This is the post she's looking for, btw. She just doesn't know it yet.
Lol. Her description is pretty detailed, but it's nothing on a real picture. My imagination sees her looking quite like my gf. Older though. Wiser looking. As for the personality well I don't know her that well. But from limited spam contact, she is cool. Haha, its okay that Fascist Dominion loves Pride and Prejudice!! :p
I'm sure she wouldn't mind it at all.

That is *SO* sigworthy. :)
...you wouldn't mind if i did, would you? Seeing as how it's a shared encumbrance?


not at all my dear:)

Only a little bit, considering we're both Capricorns too ... just pointed out, too.
I'm a Spamatarious.

OH - thats right! Kanabia asked us not to spam so much. Maybe we should move to another thread?
Nah, the Mods won't really care. They've been incredibly lax of late. I think they don't mind so much anymore. Forsooth, they're probably too busy to notice.

I'd fluffle you right now but my fluffle button is gone :(
So has mine :(.

Bastards, stealing the fluffle!
Next there will be no gundge.. Ahhh!! The humanity! :gundge:

Why don't you guys ever lurk jolt and spam the un-moderated forums?
Nah, too easy. No challenge there. No limits to press. No cause for coughing fits.:p

Oh, she is. She certainly is. Personality is by far more significant, but I'd like to see a face to match the words. I can imagine it, with a bit of help from her. I just want to know if my imagination is as efficient with words as I think it is. But I love her, so I'll accept her decision with no more complaint than that which I must utter....Umm, I didn't really just say that. Anyone tells her about this post and....ummm...well, you'll earn my undying ire. And I'm Irish, Scottish and German, so I know how to...um, ire. This is the post she's looking for, btw. She just doesn't know it yet.

Someone said the "L" word :eek:


and i dont meant Levitra.

So has mine :(.

Bastards, stealing the fluffle!
Next there will be no gundge.. Ahhh!! The humanity! :gundge:
*clicks more*

:fluffle:

done :)

Sent! Topless but not bottomless and I don't look 100% ugly just way too thin. :cool:

Hey Ruffy and Peisandrooo.....the fluffle is still there. Just click "more" and its there.

*clicks more*

:fluffle:
The glorious [More] button.

:fluffle:... That felt good.

FD, Grav, and some others.. take a look at Spam
Gravlen tells me he's got big things in the works down there, but I'm really only active in one thread. I'd miss my spambuddies here in General too much to forsake it entirely.

Hey Ruffy and Peisandrooo.....the fluffle is still there. Just click "more" and its there.
Are you likening me to a Kangaroo? :eek:

Or did you just forget how the name ended :p

Only a little bit, considering we're both Capricorns too ... just pointed out, too.
Yeah, that's what was so eerie. What year?

not at all my dear:)
BRB

Nah, too easy. No challenge there. No limits to press. No cause for coughing fits.:p
Meh. True..

Gravlen tells me he's got big things in the works down there, but I'm really only active in one thread. I'd miss my spambuddies here in General too much to forsake it entirely.

Meh, true also.

Are you likening me to a Kangaroo? :eek:

Or did you just forget how the name ended :p


Honestly, iwas typing one handed and somehow got stick on the "o" :p

Yeah, that's what was so eerie. What year?
73. I'm a cob-webber. :D

BRB
10 lines, love.

:(

Lol. Her description is pretty detailed, but it's nothing on a real picture. My imagination sees her looking quite like my gf. Older though. Wiser looking. As for the personality well I don't know her that well. But from limited spam contact, she is cool. Haha, its okay that Fascist Dominion loves Pride and Prejudice!! :p
I'm sure she wouldn't mind it at all.
Yes, well, my imagination sees her as someone new. She is wise, and looks older, but I think she's missing a few fundamental truths, so I don't place that much wisdom on her countenance. I see her as girly, but mature. And no, she doesn't mind. She suspects as much. You know she isn't stupid, after all. It's just that I don't like being so direct. Saying things like this can actually ruin a good thing.

Sent! Topless but not bottomless and I don't look 100% ugly just way too thin. :cool:


Oh I cant wait! Nothing yet, but I'll keep checking .

Yes, well, my imagination sees her as someone new. She is wise, and looks older, but I think she's missing a few fundamental truths, so I don't place that much wisdom on her countenance. I see her as girly, but mature. And no, she doesn't mind. She suspects as much. You know she isn't stupid, after all. It's just that I don't like being so direct. Saying things like this can actually ruin a good thing.
Aye, this is true.
Sir, would you like me to remove my post? Will do so happily if you think it may affect things.

I'm a Spamatarious.
Dude. That's synonymous with Capricorn. Pay attention.:rolleyes:

The glorious [More] button.

:fluffle:... That felt good.

*drools*

Someone said the "L" word :eek:


and i dont meant Levitra.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif
Quiet, you!
*tries to summon ire, but fails miserably*

Dude. That's synonymous with Capricorn. Pay attention.:rolleyes:
November Kennedy..

Meh. True..



Meh, true also.
You sound almost as doubtful as WYTYG!:eek:
*smites IL Ruffino with unsurpassed fury*

You sound almost as doubtful as WYTYG!:eek:
*smites IL Ruffino with unsurpassed fury*

You don't see smiting like that anymore!

73. I'm a cob-webber. :D
Ah, I'm '88, old ma...er, Straughn.:p What date precisely?

*drools*
Mmmmm... Drool...

:cool:

Ah, Picard! "Make it so!" (Now HE is sexy. For a much older bald man, that is.)
The Peasant in Warcraft I & II also say it.:cool:
Not sure about III.

You sound almost as doubtful as WYTYG!:eek:
*smites IL Ruffino with unsurpassed fury*
Dons can't smite :p

Aye, this is true.
Sir, would you like me to remove my post? Will do so happily if you think it may affect things.
No, that's okay. Thank you, but she wants to find it. If she's determined enough to sift through my solution to the problem, she deserves to see me say something direct that isn't also offensive. At least I hope it's not offensive. Anywho, the said one-word solution: spamalanche!:cool:

Ah, I'm '88, old ma...er, Straughn.:p What date precisely?

Gawd...I thought you were like 35:eek:

You don't see smiting like that anymore!
What can I say? I'm a sucker for the old ways.:cool:

Ah, I'm '88, old ma...er, Straughn.:p What date precisely?
Dies y seis, Enero.

Dons can't smite :p
No, but Spam Dragons (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11201065&postcount=537) can!:p :cool:

Mmmmm... Drool...

:cool:
;)

Gawd...I thought you were like 35:eek:
!&

No, that's okay. Thank you, but she wants to find it. If she's determined enough to sift through my solution to the problem, she deserves to see me say something direct that isn't also offensive. At least I hope it's not offensive. Anywho, the said one-word solution: spamalanche!:cool:
That's good then. I don't think she will see it as offensive. It's all good in the hood.
:cool: :fluffle:

;)
Deciding on a suitable name for your newfound +1 buddy?

kinky kiwi?
:cool: :fluffle:

Are you from NZ Peisandros?

Gawd...I thought you were like 35:eek:
ZOMG, you're kidding!!:eek: You can't be serious!! I've been told I look wise for my age, and that some of my laziest work is on a grad student level, but never that.

This doesn't change anything between us, does it, Peeches?;) :p

Are you from NZ Peisandros?
If you glance just to the left of this post, you should see the answer..

Yes.. Yes I am. :)

I think he means the other "puppies".
If you are infering that i was inmplying "Dugs" you are a fiend and are sadly mistaken...

If you glance just to the left of this post, you should see the answer..

Yes.. Yes I am. :)

Well I never believe everything I read. ;) :p

ZOMG, you're kidding!!:eek: You can't be serious!! I've been told I look wise for my age, and that some of my laziest work is on a grad student level, but never that.

This doesn't change anything between us, does it, Peeches?;) :p


Never! Hey- at least youre legal ;)

'88.....that just shocks me.

Mmmmm... Drool...

:cool:
Oh who's growing up to be a little spam whore?
*Tickles under Peisandros chin and feeds him a milk dud*

Well I never believe everything I read. ;) :p
Well, fair enough.

I'm from the Capital, Wellington. Great place.

Well I never believe everything I read. ;) :p

I still gots no email :(

Well I never believe everything I read. ;) :p
But i usually go on good faith about everything i smell.
*patent pending*

Deciding on a suitable name for your newfound +1 buddy?
*nods*

Well, fair enough.

I'm from the Capital, Wellington. Great place.

I bet it is absolutely gorgeous. I hope to vacation there in the next year or two.

Oh whos growing up to be a little spam whore?
*Tickles under Peisandros chin and feeds him a milk dud*
*blushes*
Yum.

I'm hardly a spam whore.

I bet it is absolutely gorgeous. I hope to vacation there in the next year or two.
Yea, it's much better than Upper Hutt. You'll wanna keep clear of there :D

Dies y seis, Enero.
Ah, so close. Dreizehnten Januar. But it figures into my calculations. Yes, I have really done calculations with birthdays and how often they fall on certain days because I have no life at all.

I still gots no email :(
I sent it. Its not from Bumboat@ anything though. I'll TG you my email address so you know where its coming from.

*nods*
What does it look like its going to be?

Never! Hey- at least youre legal ;)

'88.....that just shocks me.

FD spams as much as an 18 year old and a 17 year old. That adds up to 35. Maybe thats where you got crosswise with his age.

But i usually go on good faith about everything i smell.
*patent pending*

*nod*

You cant go wrong with the olfactory factory. It never lies.

That's good then. I don't think she will see it as offensive. It's all good in the hood.
:cool: :fluffle:
Well, she does have that phobia. I'm always very careful now not to upset that. Besides, I think WYTYG is the only Generalady pathetic enough to sift through all these pages of spam.:p

What does it look like its going to be?
Long Kiwi Pecker +1 Boy sounds apt..

Well, she does have that phobia. I'm always very careful now not to upset that. Besides, I think WYTYG is the only Generalady pathetic enough to sift through all these pages of spam.:p
Indeed. I admire her for it :D

Never! Hey- at least youre legal ;)

'88.....that just shocks me.
Well, it was early '88.:p And why does that shock you?

Yeah, I've got a funny story about being legal. Well, kinda funny, if you can manage to tolerate high school overexaggeration of sexual humor...or understand a teacher's perspective.;)

Yahoo sucks Ruffy wang if it ate my email! :headbang:

Well, it was early '88.:p And why does that shock you?

Yeah, I've got a funny story about being legal. Well, kinda funny, if you can manage to tolerate high school overexaggeration of sexual humor...or understand a teacher's perspective.;)


tolerate it? I live for it. Lets hear it!

FD spams as much as an 18 year old and a 17 year old. That adds up to 35. Maybe thats where you got crosswise with his age.
Must be it. I'll add that to my list of sigworthy posts. Eventually, I'll put several of those into circulation.:p

Yahoo sucks Ruffy wang if it ate my email! :headbang:


Are you insulting Yahoo or Ruffy?

Must be it. I'll add that to my list of sigworthy posts. Eventually, I'll put several of those into circulation.:p
That IS quite sigworthy.
:D

Are you insulting Yahoo or Ruffy?

Or wang?

Are you insulting Yahoo or Ruffy?

Ummm...No Comment!
Anyway its resent. Taken on a nice private beach. :) Fond memories.

Indeed. I admire her for it :D
Where you admire, I empathize. I do exactly the same thing. And believe me, it is a lot of work. Takes two hours sometimes to get through a day's worth of spam.:eek:

Ah, so close. Dreizehnten Januar. But it figures into my calculations. Yes, I have really done calculations with birthdays and how often they fall on certain days because I have no life at all.
Three days! WooT!
So ... have you looked up the chinese?
I'm a black water rat.
*nods*
Totally. Even MORE than a Capricorn.
:)

Long Kiwi Pecker +1 Boy sounds apt..
Why Long and Pecker?

Where you admire, I empathize. I do exactly the same thing. And believe me, it is a lot of work. Takes two hours sometimes to get through a day's worth of spam.:eek:
I just skim through most of it.

I read every page in the Mens Pageant thing.. But usually just replied to people that quoted or voted for me lol.

Ummm...No Comment!
Anyway its resent. Taken on a nice private beach. :) Fond memories.
When lesbians and Ruffy get together, ;)

Why Long and Pecker?

:p You know I've often wondered that:p

*liquifies 3 grams of crystal spam*
Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

Ruffy's mah hookup.

Three days! WooT!
So ... have you looked up the chinese?
I'm a black water rat.
*nods*
Totally. Even MORE than a Capricorn.
:)


I'm the Tiger.....*growl*

and a Gemini......yeah I know. I can never find my keys.

When lesbians and Ruffy get together, ;)

LOL Ruffy Gone Wild? :D

ilie, she left enough to the imagination....

I just skim through most of it.

I read every page in the Mens Pageant thing.. But usually just replied to people that quoted or voted for me lol.
You never thought to reply to my presentation? Ass.




:(

Plus I get dimebags of spam from Straughn on occasion.
http://www.unlc.biz/images/benderpimp.gif

*weasel dances ... you know why*

Well there is this kick arse NZ band called Deja Voodoo and one of their songs is 'Can't Do what i wanna do' it is about ze underage seck.:D
Unforunatly i can't find the lyrics so here is Beers!

BEERS!
I'm a great lyricist
I can write words like this

I would give you one of my beers
But I've only got six
I would but I don't like to share
And I've only got six

I like songs that always rhyme
That's why I made this one rhyme

I would give you one of my beers
But I've only got six
I would but I don't like to share

And I've only got six
I've only got five
Only got four
Three two one

Words this good don't write themselves
That's why I wrote them myself

I would give you one of my beers
But I've only got six
I would but I don't like to share
And I've only got six

You never thought to reply to my presentation? Ass.




:(
Presentation? What fucking presentation?

Okay, maybe every page up till a certain point.

What does Wednesdays child mean? Apparantly I am one.

Well there is this kick arse NZ band called Deja Voodoo
Ahhh!

Fuck yea.

Best line=
"We are Deja Voodoo!!
We rock more than you do!!"

Cancer and Rabbit

Why Long and Pecker?
http://www.thepostcard.com/walt/animal/an34.gif

http://www.kidswebindia.com/birds/kiwi.jpg

Hrmph ... nobody ever TGs *me* nekkie pics. :p
I think Ruffy's got one or two ... er, tasteful one of my sessions.

What does Wednesdays child mean? Apparantly I am one.

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

LOL Ruffy Gone Wild? :D
:p :p :D :D :D ;) :) :cool:

tolerate it? I live for it. Lets hear it!
As you wish, m'lady.
*clears throat pointedly*

Well, it began one dreary spring day (you know, the kind where the sun is all like "I'm gonna shine all over yo' ass today."), in dual credit Calculus, no less. We had a particular half-Mexican girl who was naively innocent...usually, anyway. It so happened that it was her birthday, iirc. Sometimes sexual innuendo and the like broke through her dense skull. That day our teacher was teasing her about some boy she mentioned fawning over at some point. And she said, "Well, at least I'm legal now, so it's okay." Our teacher's face: :eek: X 6.02E23 (cookie for the reference). He crossed his index fingers in front of his face and clenched his eyes shut, repeating, " I don't wanna hear this!" and such statements. The whole class did nothing but laugh the remaining fifty minutes of the period...and half of the next. No one ever figured she would say something like that.

Presentation? What fucking presentation?

Okay, maybe every page up till a certain point.
My 5 part presentation..

http://www.thepostcard.com/walt/animal/an34.gif

I love New Plymouth!

Yay!! Awesomness.

Ruffy's mah hookup.
:cool:

Fo shizz.

My 5 part presentation..
Linky me sir :)

Three days! WooT!
So ... have you looked up the chinese?
I'm a black water rat.
*nods*
Totally. Even MORE than a Capricorn.
:)
I know the generic dragon that is found on the placemats.:p

I have writers block :(
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11241199&postcount=1631
I think i have your cure.

*blushes*
Yum.

I'm hardly a spam whore.
I can smell a spam whore from a mile out!

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Yikes! Full of woe, cancer and rat!

Can it get much bleaker?

I know the generic dragon that is found on the placemats.:p
That just won't do. *scold*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1435.gif

But...but...no one's there now....all the fun people are here....
*pouts*

Okay, I'll pretend to cut back a bit, and by that I mean I'll be more selective in my responses. But if it's directly addressed to me or involves my name, you can expect to hear from me.:p
My efforts are for naught anyway, this thread has turned into something approaching IRC.

Meh.

Carry on. :p

Says the guy with 18,512 posts....
But they're all of a very high quality standard. *nods*

....what? What's funny?

I just skim through most of it.

I read every page in the Mens Pageant thing.. But usually just replied to people that quoted or voted for me lol.
Yeah, but with as much as I post, I end up reading most of it, anyway, so I figure I might as well read what comes between people quoting me. Sometimes that's worth a reply as well.

Yikes! Full of woe, cancer and rat!

Can it get much bleaker?
Lol..
I've only got far to go :D

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

:D Good and gay huh? lol I have to remember that. Thanks! :fluffle:

As for the Sexiest woman.. Whats her name, St whatever.. Doesn't particularly strike me as sexy. Attractive yea.. Just not "sexy".
Not even her mount-the-building pic? Dedicated specifically to us?
I thought that was a pretty good one, actually.
:(

Yikes! Full of woe, cancer and rat!

Can it get much bleaker?

lol.....could be worse. You could be a Taurus....ugh.

I was a Thursday.

Hey, where you are it is Wednesday and you were born on a Wednesday..
Where I am its Thursday and I was born on a Thursday!! :eek:

Wait, is it still Wednesday there?
Yep.
Syzygy. :eek:
Well, -ish.

Not even her mount-the-building pic? Dedicated specifically to us?
I thought that was a pretty good one, actually.
:(
"Us" as in NS'ers or me and you?

I love New Plymouth!

Yay!! Awesomness.
:cool:

A spamphlet? Good idea. I could just write fluffle and +1 all over it.

"Well Miss, you asked for a spamphlet!!"

Lovely.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
*FLORT*

Dammit, up to my 500 already. :(

I'm keeping this though.

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
Boy, isn't that the truth?:rolleyes:

Boy, isn't that the truth?:rolleyes:



word. Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

Umm...did you see the ridiculous amount of postwhoring I did earlier? She and Kanabia tried to get me of all spammers to tone down the quantity a bit. So here I am now, when they're both gone.:p
I saw you qualify that as your usual manner of response, not unlike mine.
She grrd at me about the quantity variance as well - i kinda started it, sorta - but methinks she's a bit jealous.

That just won't do. *scold*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1435.gif
Can Google provide a better answer?

I think Ruffy's got one or two ... er, tasteful one of my sessions.
I likereded the lastest one teh most :D

I'm no good with TGs tho.. I still need to reply to a TG Smunkee sent me.. last week..
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11241199&postcount=1631
I think i have your cure.
God damn you and your bookmarks!

Linky me sir :)
Too lazy, ask Dr. Straughn.

Ahhh!

Fuck yea.

Best line=
"We are Deja Voodoo!!
We rock more than you do!!"
Damn straight!

Boy, isn't that the truth?:rolleyes:
6/13 1975 don't remember what day of the week it was. :D I was busy.

word. Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

At least you arent cancer and a rat as well!

10 lines, love.

:(
Global warming.
*nudge*

Only eighteen for me? Did I mention how, despite regularly preparing cinnamon buns with cream cheese icing, peanut butter brownies, fresh bread, cream puffs, baked alaska, pastry, cake, and cheesecake brownies, I manage to keep my 24 inch waist, mostly by running several kilometres in short shorts and low-cut tanktops? Or how I'm an operatic singer who hits high C's every night, just for fun? Or how I walked away with three academic awards this year, including the top student in English, for my grade? Or....

Not even her mount-the-building pic? Dedicated specifically to us?
I thought that was a pretty good one, actually.
:(
Mount the what now?o_O

6/13 1975 don't remember what day of the week it was. :D I was busy.

Friday

I likereded the lastest one teh most :DWhat, the flowers? :confused:

God damn you and your bookmarks!
Heh. My god loves bookmarks. :)

My efforts are for naught anyway, this thread has turned into something approaching IRC.

Meh.

Carry on. :p


But they're all of a very high quality standard. *nods*

....what? What's funny?
I knew you'd see things my way (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261331&postcount=794).:cool:

http://www.thepostcard.com/walt/animal/an34.gif

http://www.kidswebindia.com/birds/kiwi.jpg
Intelligence.

Only eighteen for me? Did I mention how, despite regularly preparing cinnamon buns with cream cheese icing, peanut butter brownies, fresh bread, cream puffs, baked alaska, pastry, cake, and cheesecake brownies, I manage to keep my 24 inch waist, mostly by running several kilometres in short shorts and low-cut tanktops? Or how I'm an operatic singer who hits high C's every night, just for fun? Or how I walked away with three academic awards this year, including the top student in English, for my grade? Or....

I didnt get past "fresh bread" before I was in love

Not even her mount-the-building pic? Dedicated specifically to us?
I thought that was a pretty good one, actually.
:(
I think it was her best. She is certainly cute, but I don't really find her sexy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bumboat
6/13 1975 don't remember what day of the week it was. I was busy.

Quote:
Not Bad
Friday

LOL it figures I'd be born on Friday the 13th :D

word. Talk about getting the short end of the stick.
I've made my peace with it for now, methinks.

I think it was her best. She is certainly cute, but I don't really find her sexy.

I find her sexy but way too young for me.

Global warming.
*nudge*
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gwar/nudged.html

My efforts are for naught anyway, this thread has turned into something approaching IRC.
But...but...no one's there now....all the fun people are here....
*pouts*

Okay, I'll pretend to cut back a bit, and by that I mean I'll be more selective in my responses. But if it's directly addressed to me or involves my name, you can expect to hear from me.
Meh.

Carry on. :p

Says the guy with 18,512 posts....
But they're all of a very high quality standard. *nods*

....what? What's funny?
Silly Czardas should understand Kanabia doesn't Spam he persists!
Still trying to find a cure...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bumboat
6/13 1975 don't remember what day of the week it was. I was busy.

Quote:
Not Bad
Friday

LOL it figures I'd be born on Friday the 13th :D


Friday's child is full of....no wait....loving and giving

Well, she does have that phobia. I'm always very careful now not to upset that. Besides, I think WYTYG is the only Generalady pathetic enough to sift through all these pages of spam.:p
It's not pathetic persay .. it's about revenge. *nods emphatically*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/188.gif

What, the flowers? :confused:
The lambs.
Heh. My god loves bookmarks. :)
Booooo Sark boooooo!

I saw you qualify that as your usual manner of response, not unlike mine.
She grrd at me about the quantity variance as well - i kinda started it, sorta - but methinks she's a bit jealous.
Well, I'm really just trying to have a delayed conversation. It really is convenient. But she said something about being bothered by posting twice consecutively with quotes. Prolly just one of her eccentricities. Something about us pulling that off so effectively must make her a bit jealous. I don't know. Just musing at this point.

I think it was her best. She is certainly cute, but I don't really find her sexy.
I have a real specific requirement for "sexy" - and since i'm deprived of the most crucial through this medium, i'm left with a couple other criterion.
Very few meet them.

I already know who i'm voting for, but i noted a lot of TG's in the past, so i'm holding.

6/13 1975 don't remember what day of the week it was. :D I was busy.
It isn't that hard to find out. The easiest way is if your parents remember and you're on good terms with them.

I knew you'd see things my way (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261331&postcount=794).:cool:

If the thread gets moved though...

*clicks a pair of pliers as menacingly as it is possible to click a pair of pliers*

11/22/89

wha mi dey?

Friday
Ignore my other post, then, Creepiness.:p

I have a real specific requirement for "sexy" - and since i'm deprived of the most crucial through this medium, i'm left with a couple other criterion.
Very few meet them.

I already know who i'm voting for, but i noted a lot of TG's in the past, so i'm holding.


Youre holding out to see if Atlantians hair gets put back on the poll arent you?

Yea, it's much better than Upper Hutt. You'll wanna keep clear of there :D
That is a lie!
Upper Hutt has plenty to offer.
We have a River and one of only two ways North!:p

Only eighteen for me? Did I mention how, despite regularly preparing cinnamon buns with cream cheese icing, peanut butter brownies, fresh bread, cream puffs, baked alaska, pastry, cake, and cheesecake brownies, I manage to keep my 24 inch waist, mostly by running several kilometres in short shorts and low-cut tanktops? Or how I'm an operatic singer who hits high C's every night, just for fun? Or how I walked away with three academic awards this year, including the top student in English, for my grade? Or....
*yawn*
Face the facts. You've lost. There is no possible way for you to win. I've done all the calculations myself.

Intelligence.
Thank you.

http://www.unlc.biz/images/benderpimp.gif

*weasel dances ... you know why*
:rolleyes:

I'm the Tiger.....*growl*

and a Gemini......yeah I know. I can never find my keys.
Gemini:
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through
your chest

Lost Keys? Blame Hoffman.
;)