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*gazes into your eyes*
Choose wisely, m'lady.

What? Pushing me to e-emocide? :P

er... er.... er..... um?

Yes, yes I am! j/k

How evil! Hmm.. I can see you!
LOVER!

How evil! Hmm.. I can see you!
"So what if you can see/the darkest side of me?/No one will ever change/this animal I have become.":p

Yes... Yes I'm sure they do.

:rolleyes:
Yeah, you're prolly right: it's dumb luck.:p

LOVER!
:eek:

:fluffle:

Choose wisely, m'lady.
How dare you.

Yeah, you're prolly right: it's dumb luck.:p
Heh, indeed. :cool:

er... er.... er..... um?

Yes, yes I am! j/k
*gazes at you expectantly*

*commits e-seppuku while listening to My Chemical Romance*

:eek:

:fl*ffle:
Sup bitch?

Heh, indeed. :cool:
*praises Fortuna and Nike*

Sup bitch?
Nothing much, sir. You?

Going away on another camp today! Not a Catholic one this time, it's for some troubled kids and I'm a leader. Gonna be awesome.


Gone till Tuesday though :(.. I'll miss you

This still isn't in spam? :eek:
Why do you keep asking? Why do you want to know? Who sent you? You don't love us anymore, do you!! :(

How dare you.
Umm....because (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261489&postcount=851)? You aren't getting your memos, are you?:p

Why do you keep asking? Why do you want to know? Who sent you? You don't love us anymore, do you!! :(
:eek:

Hey, even if it WAS in spam I would still be here ;)

*gazes at you expectantly*

*commits e-seppuku while listening to My Chemical Romance*
You obvious white text annoys me, yet it is amusing.

Umm....because (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261489&postcount=851)? You aren't getting your memos, are you?:p
*gasp*

I never said that!

*runs*

You obvious white text annoys me, yet it is amusing.
The story of my life.:p

*pushes you back out the window*

:rolleyes: Are you trying to push me to e-emocide? :P
I was just saying thaAAAa *Bonk*

Oh, it hurts when I laugh...
I've never seen it done before... I it a good thing or a bad thing? :p

*gasp*

I never said that!

*runs*
Odd...that's not what this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261489&postcount=851) says.:p

Nothing much, sir. You?

Going away on another camp today! Not a Catholic one this time, it's for some troubled kids and I'm a leader. Gonna be awesome.


Gone till Tuesday though :(.. I'll miss you
Nothing, just being an asshole to someone I hate..

You like to help people? You freak!

Till wha? :(

I was just saying thaAAAa *Bonk*

Oh, it hurts when I laugh...
I've never seen it done before... I it a good thing or a bad thing? :p
That's karma.:p

IRL, very bad. Here, meh. I'm wounded, but I'll recover. :P

Hmmm....hmmmm..... decisions, decisions, so hard to choose..... :confused: *Looks between one and the other*

It might be working....
We should keep up pretences

Dahrling! :fluffle:

O.o That might have been a bit much... :P

Umm....because (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261489&postcount=851)? You aren't getting your memos, are you?:p

Clearly not.

And yet, Ruffy, I'm wondering a bit about why you said "How dare you" to that?

Nothing, just being an asshole to someone I hate..

You like to help people? You freak!

Till wha? :(
That's always a good thing to do.

Yea.. I want to be Head Boy at my school so doing some leadership stuff.

Tuesday! You know, the day? Then when I get back I have to sit my restricted drivers test.

Umm....because (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261489&postcount=851)? You aren't getting your memos, are you?:p
Died iediediedi!!11

Clearly not.

And yet, Ruffy, I'm wondering a bit about why you said "How dare you" to that?
Nothing, never you mind.

Clearly not.

And yet, Ruffy, I'm wondering a bit about why you said "How dare you" to that?
Perhaps he wants you to take the clearly unwise choice: Ruffy?:p

Died iediediedi!!11
O.o

Perhaps he wants you to take the clearly unwise choice: Ruffy?:p
Or... he was scared it was an invitation to attend the "Choose Wisely"-thread! :eek: It is, after all, a select club.
One does not simply stroll into Choose Wisely! :p

That's always a good thing to do.
Well of course. She called me ignorant for owning a coffee table that has ivory in it.

I am amused by being rude.
Yea.. I want to be Head Boy at my school so doing some leadership stuff.
Ah, kissin ass? :p
Tuesday! You know, the day? Then when I get back I have to sit my restricted drivers test.
:(

Guess I'll have to get my mind off of you by working on my photography skillz.

Or... he was scared it was an invitation to attend the "Choose Wisely"-thread! :eek: It is, after all, a select club.
One does not simply stroll into Choose Wisely! :p
YES!

Thank god someone understands me!

Or... he was scared it was an invitation to attend the "Choose Wisely"-thread! :eek: It is, after all, a select club.
One does not simply stroll into Choose Wisely! :p
I did...but iirc, I promptly strolled back out.:p

Well of course. She called me ignorant for owning a coffee table that has ivory in it.

I am amused by being rude.

You have a coffee table with ivory in it? That's cool.
Yea, what a bitch. Give her a (virtual?) slap from me.
Ah, kissin ass? :p
Something like that!
It's not all that though. It's a pretty cool feeling. You should try it sometime ;)
:(

Guess I'll have to get my mind off of you by working on my photography skillz.
I look forward to seeing what you can produce :cool:

We should keep up pretences

Dahrling! :fluffle:

O.o That might have been a bit much... :P

Oh! Oh! *swoons*

Hopefully not!

You have a coffee table with ivory in it? That's cool.
Yea, what a bitch. Give her a (virtual?) slap from me.
Will do :cool:
Something like that!
It's not all that though. It's a pretty cool feeling. You should try it sometime ;)
Hmm.. I think I'll learn to drive first :p
I look forward to seeing what you can produce :cool:
It shall be Uber 1337

Nothing, never you mind.

Hey, don't sound like that girl in Vanity Fair!

Oh! Oh! *swoons*

Hopefully not!
*walks away dejectedly*

Will do :cool:
Good man.
Hmm.. I think I'll learn to drive first :p
It's super easy, you fool!
It shall be Uber 1337
Excellent!


I must leave you now. Time to pack and shit. Have fun! Farewell.

Hey, don't sound like that girl in Vanity Fair!
Book comparison.

*dies*

Good man.
I'm a saint :cool:
It's super easy, you fool!
I have this feeling that I will kill many people.
Excellent!
Totally!

I must leave you now. Time to pack and shit. Have fun! Farewell.
:(

Oh! Oh! *swoons*

Hopefully not!
Clearly, you should dance. Come, come, why not, when you see that Mr. Dominion has no objection, although he dislikes the amusement so much in general.
*walks away dejectedly*
Mr. Dominion, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.

:D

Book comparison.

*dies*
You really should read more.:rolleyes:

You haven't been spamming, you've been campaigning! :D
I was campaigning for Peisandros!
Oh wait wrong thread...

http://static.flickr.com/74/184704764_18482e5d25_o.jpg
From this, we can see that the top ten posters have 70% of the thread between them, while the top 5 have nearly 50% (49.1% to be precise).

Congratulations Spammers!

I'd go into more detail, but I cannot be arsed.
Sonovavitch!:eek:

You really should read more.:rolleyes:
I read every day.. on here.

Clearly, you should dance. Come, come, why not, when you see that Mr. Dominion has no objection, although he dislikes the amusement so much in general.

Mr. Dominion, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.

:D
*has no idea what "dancing" is, but lets Gravlen force him near his partner*
*nearly faints from being so near someone so exceptional*

"Love means never having to say your other nations.":D
Haha!
What exactly is a Bumboat?
Hehe... I posted it after your edit too! :eek:

'cause it was just too jucy! :p
Damn you!Mods were around

Another one amongst our ranks, eh?;)
A 'The Beautiful Darkness' Stalker or a Historian?:p

I read every day.. on here.
Eh...that doesn't count.

Clearly, you should dance. Come, come, why not, when you see that Mr. Dominion has no objection, although he dislikes the amusement so much in general.

Mr. Dominion, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.

:D

:fluffle: for knowing that.

*has no idea what "dancing" is, but lets Gravlen force him near his partner*
*nearly faints from being so near someone so exceptional*

Technically, I'm supposed to refuse you, according to the book. However...... :fluffle: *waits for FD to lead*

A 'The Beautiful Darkness' Stalker or a Historian?:p
It's a dual profession.:p

My god, they are all unattractive. :|

My god, they are all unattractive. :|
Uhm, a bit wrong, or at least, arguable to the point of fallacy.

Technically, I'm supposed to refuse you, according to the book. However...... :fluffle: *waits for FD to lead*
Then, by all means, refuse away. I think you're just doing this because I don't know how to dance.:( Ah, the irony of romance....

Eh...that doesn't count.
It SO does!

My god, they are all unattractive. :|
*shoves you back out onto the interstate highway that is General*

Uhm, a bit wrong, or at least, arguable to the point of fallacy.

Okay, what I meant to say was, "they are all unattractive to people with average to high standards, but may actually be physically appealing to those who do not go outside or even turn on the television to get a taste for aesthetics."

Apologies.

:fluffle: for knowing that.
Thank you :fluffle: though I had to mess it up to make it right :p

My god, they are all unattractive. :|
Aww come on! Just because they don't have huge throbbing cocks to shove in your mouth doesn't mean you need to flame them.

Aww come on! Just because they don't have huge throbbing cocks to shove in your mouth doesn't mean you need to flame them.

That constitutes as flaming? But to be fair, I wouldn't doubt that a few of them do. :|

Okay, what I meant to say was, "they are all unattractive to people with average to high standards, but may actually be physically appealing to those who do not go outside or even turn on the television to get a taste for aesthetics."

Apologies.
So you're saying they are the most beautiful creatures you've ever seen? :eek:

They are beautiful, that's correct, but I think you're going a bit overboard here.

That constitutes as flaming? But to be fair, I wouldn't doubt that a few of them do. :|
Well if they do, open wide.

So you're saying they are the most beautiful creatures you've ever seen? :eek:

They are beautiful, that's correct, but I think you're going a bit overboard here.

:|

I kind of what to see pictures of guys who are saying these things.

Well if they do, open wide.

;)

Okay, what I meant to say was, "they are all unattractive to people with average to high standards, but may actually be physically appealing to those who do not go outside or even turn on the television to get a taste for aesthetics."

Apologies.

But you haven't seen my picture!

Uhm, a bit wrong, or at least, arguable to the point of fallacy.
A bit? No, no. Saying I'm not boring is a bit wrong...well, not it's more than a bit wrong, but by comparison it's a bit wrong....Anywho, the point is that it's very wrong. Saying they aren't all beautiful, that is.

;)

Ah hah! That's why he doesn't find my description very alluring!

But you haven't seen my picture!

Yours wasn't in the post?

:|

I kind of what to see pictures of guys who are saying these things.
:confused:
You (http://bratboyschool.com/bulletin/35.Angelo-%20pointing.jpg) kind of what?

Ah hah! That's why he doesn't find my description very alluring!

I HAVE A VAGINA, THANKS.

:confused:
You (http://bratboyschool.com/bulletin/35.Angelo-%20pointing.jpg) kind of what?

BASIC SENTENCE COMPREHENSION SKILLS LOL

Then, by all means, refuse away. I think you're just doing this because I don't know how to dance.:( Ah, the irony of romance....

But... but... I didn't refuse! I fluffled and waited for you to lead!

Of course, if we go by that book, we'll get married in about a year...

It SO does!
Does NOT!:p

I HAVE A VAGINA, THANKS.

Ah hah! That's why SHE doesn't find my description alluring! Ok, I guess I'll forgive you?

And I am in the post. I'm P&P. It's just that my P&P account isn't working on the forum just now.

I HAVE A VAGINA, THANKS.
See? There might be a reason why you don't find them attractive... Have you perchance browsed the other thread? ;)

Does NOT!:p
:eek:

Ah hah! That's why SHE doesn't find my description alluring! Ok, I guess I'll forgive you?

And I am in the post. I'm P&P. It's just that my P&P account isn't working on the forum just now.

My gender doesn't prevent me from determining whether or not someone is attractive. And honestly, I just kind of omitted you from my statement because descriptions don't count for anything on the internet. Even an acne-covered fatass can make themselves seem attractive with words. :/

So you're saying they are the most beautiful creatures you've ever seen? :eek:

They are beautiful, that's correct, but I think you're going a bit overboard here.
LOL Gravlen, you're the best Norwegian a girl could hope to use as a shield.;) :fluffle:

BASIC SENTENCE COMPREHENSION SKILLS LOL
You're right, that should have read
"You kind of what what?"

My mistake :p

See? There might be a reason why you don't find them attractive... Have you perchance browsed the other thread? ;)

... what other thread?

And as I told that other chick, I can determine whether or not someone of any gender is attractive. And the ones pictured just aren't. :|

You're right, that should have read
"You kind of what what?"

My mistake :p

I meant that my post should have been incredibly easy to interpret. I am curious to see what kind of males are calling these girls attractive.

LOL Gravlen, you're the best Norwegian a girl could hope to use as a shield.;) :fluffle:
What the Michigan? I'm not a Norwegian girl? :confused:

:eek: Oh wait! We're forgetting something!

:|

I kind of what to see pictures of guys who are saying these things.
*flees*

My gender doesn't prevent me from determining whether or not someone is attractive. And honestly, I just kind of omitted you from my statement because descriptions don't count for anything on the internet. Even an acne-covered fatass can make themselves seem attractive with words. :/

Er... I've had multiple people IRL tell me I should be in a beauty pageant. Does that help?

Er... I've had multiple people IRL tell me I should be in a beauty pageant. Does that help?

I've been in them, who cares?

Here we go... I knew this would come in handy! :p

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6195/notontopic7vz.jpg

... what other thread?

And as I told that other chick, I can determine whether or not someone of any gender is attractive. And the ones pictured just aren't. :|

Er... please don't call me a chick, even if you are female too.

I HAVE A VAGINA, THANKS.
Yeah that is what they all say.:rolleyes:

I meant that my post should have been incredibly easy to interpret. I am curious to see what kind of males are calling these girls attractive.
I bet you are, I bet you are ;)

Cookie?

My god, they are all unattractive. :|

Well, why don't you post your picture and we can all judge you. How does that sound, Ms. Critical?

But you haven't seen my picture!
I haven't either.:(

Yeah that is what they all say.:rolleyes:

;)

Here we go... I knew this would come in handy! :p

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6195/notontopic7vz.jpg
Do you waste your time making these, or did you steal them from somewhere?
Bravo.

Er... please don't call me a chick, even if you are female too.

If I objectify myself, I fail to see why I'd hesitate to do the same to online text. :|

I've been in them, who cares?

*shrug* Evidently, you do, since you are posting about it even though the poll has closed and we've stopped talking about it for many pages now.

Well, why don't you post your picture and we can all judge you. How does that sound, Ms. Critical?

Because I'd get insulted regardless just because I pissed off people here?

:confused:
You (http://bratboyschool.com/bulletin/35.Angelo-%20pointing.jpg) kind of what?
:eek: ZOMG!!
*dies*

*shrug* Evidently, you do, since you are posting about it even though the poll has closed and we've stopped talking about it for many pages now.

It was one of those posts listed on NS when I logged in, so of course I clicked. You're the one who seems to think telling people online what IRL people may or may not have said about you is somehow going to make them think you're a knockout.

http://static.flickr.com/74/184704764_18482e5d25_o.jpg
From this, we can see that the top ten posters have 70% of the thread between them, while the top 5 have nearly 50% (49.1% to be precise).

Congratulations Spammers!

I'd go into more detail, but I cannot be arsed.
Congratulations are indeed in order for everyone else.
Me ... well, that's not really important.

Do you waste your time making these, or did you steal them from somewhere?
Bravo.
I waste my time
*proud*
:p

But... but... I didn't refuse! I fluffled and waited for you to lead!

Of course, if we go by that book, we'll get married in about a year...
But...but...I can't dance!:(

*jots it down in his day planner*
Glad you finally said yes to my proposal.:p

Ah hah! That's why SHE doesn't find my description alluring! Ok, I guess I'll forgive you?

And I am in the post. I'm P&P. It's just that my P&P account isn't working on the forum just now.
*is allured*
*falls into AIM manhole*

If I objectify myself, I fail to see why I'd hesitate to do the same to online text. :|

Go ahead and objectify the online text. Just don't objectify me or call me a chick.

Because I'd get insulted regardless just because I pissed off people here?
Nah, you wouldn't :)

:eek: ZOMG!!
*dies*
Yes indeed :D

No, unfortunately my post was directed at Bumboat and Harlesburg... I have not found someone to marry here yet. *cries*!Oooh! Does this mean that I get to pronounce Gravlen and Bumboat married? Another couple:( Oh dear. Well, I guess that means I get to marry Bumboat and Harlesburg to each other! YAY! Minister has a job!

And matchmaker still has one too...... FD, help me out here!
LOL, crazy kids

Go ahead and objectify the online text. Just don't objectify me or call me a chick.

But all you are to me is online text.

Nah, you wouldn't :)


Doubtful. :P

:eek:
:D

But...but...I can't dance!:(

*jots it down in his day planner*
Glad you finally said yes to my proposal.:p

No, I don't say yes yet! I still have to refuse a proposal!

I waste my time
*proud*
:p
So do you go around frat houses abducting Asians or taking photos of random people?

;)
:fluffle:

But all you are to me is online text.

Well, pay attention to the fact that there is a person on the other side, and think about that person.

My gender doesn't prevent me from determining whether or not someone is attractive. And honestly, I just kind of omitted you from my statement because descriptions don't count for anything on the internet. Even an acne-covered fatass can make themselves seem attractive with words. :/
http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/whistling.gif

Oooh! Does this mean that I get to pronounce Gravlen and Bumboat married? Another couple!You haven't forgotten that Bumboat's a lesbian, have you?:eek:
OMG it gets better!

Well, pay attention to the fact that there is a person on the other side, and think about that person.

Evidently I really suck with wording things with you people.

Try this instead: "I don't give a shit about offending some feminazi on the internet who I'm never actually going to meet."

Sorry for the confusion. :(

I've been in them, who cares?
I don't, but what's your point?

Oh dear. Well, I guess that means I get to marry Bumboat and Harlesburg to each other! YAY! Minister has a job!

And matchmaker still has one too...... FD, help me out here!Heh... Well, I guess Harlesburg can be a tad bit feminine at times... :p

Indeed. It's good to have you around :fluffle:
And you love me for it.:cool:

It was one of those posts listed on NS when I logged in, so of course I clicked. You're the one who seems to think telling people online what IRL people may or may not have said about you is somehow going to make them think you're a knockout.

Good God, woman. Go away.

http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/whistling.gif

... :confused:

Doubtful. :P
Oh you should give us a chance. We're nice people; good people. We'd build you a barn if you asked us.


...'course, some of us would probably have set fire to the thing within 24 hours, but that's OK because we'd all blame Ruffy.

Good God, woman. Go away.

Oh, okay. I'm secretly desperately to please a girl who feels the need to draw pictures of herself in paint to appear appealing to people on the internet, so I'll just go obey whatever commands you throw at me.

Here we go... I knew this would come in handy! :p

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6195/notontopic7vz.jpg
Indeed.:D

Er... please don't call me a chick, even if you are female too.
:fluffle: ?

Oh you should give us a chance. We're nice people; good people. We'd build you a barn if you asked us.


...'course, some of us would probably have set fire to the thing within 24 hours, but that's OK because we'd all blame Ruffy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/3e45f0dd.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/dba4c1a7.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/9de47133.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/8166d0e2.jpg

And, this is most recent, and I look dead since I was up all night prior:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/b56b4ff3.jpg

Sorry I didn't have time to open up paint or anything.

So do you go around frat houses abducting Asians or taking photos of random people?
:eek: He's on to me! SOMEBODY TALKED! NOONE IS SAFE! AAAAAAAH!
*Jumps through window*

DAMNIIIIIIt *Per-clunck*

Ay! That's gonna leave a mark...

I don't, but what's your point?

That even mentioning such things is pointless.

Evidently I really suck with wording things with you people.

Try this instead: "I don't give a shit about offending some feminazi on the internet who I'm never actually going to meet."

Sorry for the confusion. :(

Hey, that's fine! You won't find an argument from me. Just keep in mind that if you want to have fun on the forum, you might need to make nice so you don't get pissed on every time you post. These girls are my friends, and I'm not particularly happy about the way you're talking about them or to them.

...plus, I'm very attractive, so fuck you.

Because I'd get insulted regardless just because I pissed off people here?
So why not reduce it to petty insults?:p
All seriousness aside, I doubt you look as bad as your attitude implies.:rolleyes:

It's a dual profession.:p
Even in regards to World War Two?
So TBD was behined operation Gymnast. hmmmm
*Imagines the leotards*(sp)

Hey, that's fine! You won't find an argument from me. Just keep in mind that if you want to have fun on the forum, you might need to make nice so you don't get pissed on every time you post. These girls are my friends, and I'm not particularly happy about the way you're talking about them or to them.

...plus, I'm very attractive, so fuck you.

I'm barely on this forum, as you can tell, and I'm not pissed off. I think this is all pretty funny.

Your skin is awful and your nose appears lumpy in the shots. Aside from that, you're nothing that'd warrant a second glance. So please don't fuck me.

:eek: He's on to me! SOMEBODY TALKED! NOONE IS SAFE! AAAAAAAH!
*Jumps through window*

DAMNIIIIIIt *Per-clunck*

Ay! That's gonna leave a mark...
Guess you should have been on the 11th floor!

Evidently I really suck with wording things with you people.

Try this instead: "I don't give a shit about offending some feminazi on the internet who I'm never actually going to meet."

Sorry for the confusion. :(

:rolleyes: Shoo troll! Shoo!

Oh, okay. I'm secretly desperately to please a girl who feels the need to draw pictures of herself in paint to appear appealing to people on the internet, so I'll just go obey whatever commands you throw at me.
...
I know there are 4.000+ posts in this thread, but you should read through it all to know what you're talking about - so tone it down a tad, eh?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/3e45f0dd.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/dba4c1a7.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/9de47133.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/8166d0e2.jpg

And, this is most recent, and I look dead since I was up all night prior:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/b56b4ff3.jpg

Sorry I didn't have time to open up paint or anything.
See? Even if you're kinda trolling here now, you're obviously not a troll in real life. You would have gotten a nomination with these pics :)

:rolleyes: Shoo troll! Shoo!

OH GOD, SOMEONE DOESN'T THINK YOUR GENERIC DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF IS ACCURATE OR EVEN WELL DONE, THEY MUST JUST TRYING TO TROLL, OH GOD NO@!125r

My god, they are all unattractive. :|
Do you find any women attractive?

...
I know there are 4.000+ posts in this thread, but you should read through it all to know what you're talking about - so tone it down a tad, eh?

See? Even if you're kinda trolling here now, you're obviously not a troll in real life. You would have gotten a nomination with these pics :)

But that isn't even flattering with the other girls. :|

Do you find any women attractive?

Yes, many.

OH GOD, SOMEONE DOESN'T THINK YOUR GENERIC DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF IS ACCURATE OR EVEN WELL DONE, THEY MUST JUST TRYING TO TROLL, OH GOD NO@!125r
Damnit!!!
I am taking this person under my wing and shall nurture their expressive opnions!

Oh, okay. I'm secretly desperately to please a girl who feels the need to draw pictures of herself in paint to appear appealing to people on the internet, so I'll just go obey whatever commands you throw at me.

:rolleyes: If you didn't read that, that was Ladamesansmerci who did the paint drawing. You know, one of the judges? Yeah.

:rolleyes: If you didn't read that, that was Ladamesansmerci who did the paint drawing. You know, one of the judges? Yeah.

Sorry, I got lazy and decided not to read thoroughly.

But that isn't even flattering with the other girls. :|
I may repeat myself, it might be due to falling out of a couple of windows, maybe the food, maybe the time, maybe even the croccodile in the other thread, but I'm gonna go with:

:confused: Huh? What are you on about?

OH GOD, SOMEONE DOESN'T THINK YOUR GENERIC DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF IS ACCURATE OR EVEN WELL DONE, THEY MUST JUST TRYING TO TROLL, OH GOD NO@!125r
It's not so much what you say... It's more how you say it dearie.

I may repeat myself, it might be due to falling out a couple of windows, maybe the food, maybe the time, maybe even the croccodile in the other thread, but I'm gonna go with:

:confused: Huh? What are you on about?


It's not so much what you say... It's more how you say it dearie.

I'm told by everyone that I'm horribly unphotogenic, but I still don't take being lumped in the same category with those other girls as a compliment. That's what I meant.

... And again, I don't care if she gets upset by anything I say.

You kind of what?
:upyours:

I'm told by everyone that I'm horribly unphotogenic, but I still don't take being lumped in the same category with those other girls as a compliment. That's what I meant.

... And again, I don't care if she gets upset by anything I say.

Maybe you should.

Maybe you should.

But alas, I don't. What a wretched world thou is forced to endure full of internet heathens destroying thy will to live.

:(

But all you are to me is online text.
Brilliant. I'm still reading up a few pages back (why do I always miss the good stuff?) and yet I can already objectify you on basis of your online text.

As an objectified text, you're not doing so well so far. :)

Yes, many.
Family, mostly?

I'm told by everyone that I'm horribly unphotogenic, but I still don't take being lumped in the same category with those other girls as a compliment. That's what I meant.

... And again, I don't care if she gets upset by anything I say.
You don't? Well, then I'm convinced - I know which category I can place you in. :)

Oh well. So... besides trolling and fishing for an ignore, what exactly are you doing in this thread? Looking for a nice, quiet place to swim? A fuzzy companion? Or chocolate? :eek: I bet it's chocolate!

Family, mostly?

No, actually, I'm much more fond of engaging in sexual activity with stray dogs and homeless people. Fleas turn me on. It's the best I can get with my hideous appearance, after all.

:rolleyes:

Guess you should have been on the 11th floor!
Hahahaha!!
Lawsuit'll be painful, though. :(

Family, mostly?

Naturally! :D

Family, mostly?
Woot! You've got 11.000 posts!! :D

*parties*

You don't? Well, then I'm convinced - I know which category I can place you in. :)

Oh well. So... besides trolling and fishing for an ignore, what exactly are you doing in this thread? Looking for a nice, quiet place to swim? A fuzzy companion? Or chocolate? :eek: I bet it's chocolate!

Entertainment. :cool:

No, actually, I'm much more fond of engaging in sexual activity with stray dogs and homeless people. Fleas turn me on. It's the best I can get with my hideous appearance, after all.

:rolleyes:
Good answer. :)

I'll stop pestering you now.

Brilliant. I'm still reading up a few pages back (why do I always miss the good stuff?) and yet I can already objectify you on basis of your online text.

As an objectified text, you're not doing so well so far. :)

Dammit, does this mean our wedding is off? :eek:

:upyours:
:fluffle:

Good answer. :)

I'll stop pestering you now.

Get back to me if you ever find yourself covered in tics. ;)

Woot! You've got 11.000 posts!! :D

*parties*
Whoa! Holy-moley!!!!

*parties down with Gravlen*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest30.gif

You know, i blame Whereyouthinkyougoing.

Dammit, does this mean our wedding is off? :eek:
Told you it was chocolate :D

Dammit, does this mean our wedding is off? :eek:

Of course, because I'm not marrying you two! :p

Who was it who initially asked me to post pictures? I'm still waiting for their response. :/

Dammit, does this mean our wedding is off? :eek:
Oh no, who ever could refuse to wed someone as beautiful as you? :eek:

Get back to me if you ever find yourself covered in tics. ;)
So you might say you're "the preening type"?

Oh no, who ever could refuse to wed someone as beautiful as you? :eek:

You said I was doing a horrible job at being objectified. :(

Who was it who initially asked me to post pictures? I'm still waiting for their response. :/
But sweetie - don't you know that you are beautiful? Do you really need the kindness of strangers on an internet forum? Surely not! :fluffle:

But sweetie - don't you know that you are beautiful? Do you really need the kindness of strangers on an internet forum? Surely not! :fluffle:

I was expecting her to post links to plastic surgery sites. That'd have been entertaining, at least.

Of course, because I'm not marrying you two! :p
Isn't that what Dinaverg is for?

You said I was doing a horrible job at being objectified. :(
It was an arrogant presumption based on a failure to recognise your true feelings and Miss Bennet's. I should never have interfered. It was very wrong of me, Bingley and I apologise.

Isn't that what Dinaverg is for?

No, he's not the minister, I am! Didn't you know that?

So you might say you're "the preening type"?

Nah, baby, all I want is a little validation. An ass-pinch here. A sexist remark there. Rough sex as I try to perfectly prepare your steak in fear of the beating should I fail.

Parasites just make it all the more exciting.

Yes, many.
Care to name a few?

It was an arrogant presumption based on a failure to recognise your true feelings and Miss Bennet's. I should never have interfered. It was very wrong of me, Bingley and I apologise.

I expect flowers at my doorstep tomorrow. :mad:

Care to name a few?

I doubt you'd personally know them... do you want celebrity names or what?

Who was it who initially asked me to post pictures? I'm still waiting for their response. :/

Ilie.

Hahahaha!!
Lawsuit'll be painful, though. :(
Depends if they will add it into the next Superman movie though.;)

I doubt you'd personally know them... do you want celebrity names or what?
Humour me with what, and then we can move onto celebrities. :p

Nah, baby, all I want is a little validation. An ass-pinch here. A sexist remark there. Rough sex as I try to perfectly prepare your steak in fear of the beating should I fail.

Parasites just make it all the more exciting.
On both counts - i think perhaps you have me confused with Ruffy.

Humour me with what, and then we can move onto celebrities. :p

... I'm confused as to what you want me to do. CLARIFY PLZ

So far, I think I'll have to go for Ebri. Stronger, snappier, and sharper style and technique. Certainly much more likable than Oxymoon.

No, he's not the minister, I am! Didn't you know that?
No, i didn't, actually.
I was going off of Dina's sig.
So - do you also do group funerals?

You said I was doing a horrible job at being objectified. :(
:eek: But that was before I saw your beautiful pictures! When I still thought you were just some pathetic, frustrated bitch! But now that I've seen your pictures I know you're actually an amazingly, amazingly beautiful, pathetic, frustrated bitch. :)

Who, by the way, could really use a good eyebrow wax. ;)

:fluffle:
:p
No half naked men!
Or fully naked!

On both counts - i think perhaps you have me confused with Ruffy.

Oh. Then I'll be needing his number.

No, i didn't, actually.
I was going off of Dina's sig.
So - do you also do group funerals?

I guess I could...

:eek: But that was before I saw your beautiful pictures! When I still thought you were just some pathetic, frustrated bitch! But now that I've seen your pictures I know you're actually an amazingly, amazingly beautiful, pathetic, frustrated bitch. :)

Who, by the way, could really use a good eyebrow wax. ;)

I, nor anyone here, never claimed that I was beautiful. KEEP REACHING.

I expect flowers at my doorstep tomorrow. :mad:
Will an old bird suffice? A penguin perhaps?

... I'm confused as to what you want me to do. CLARIFY PLZ
I do that to most/all people.:p

I doubt you'd personally know them... do you want celebrity names or what?
Name a few of these 'what' people and then name some of these celebrities please.;)

Depends if they will add it into the next Superman movie though.;)
I didn't see this one. Did i miss much?

Brilliant. I'm still reading up a few pages back (why do I always miss the good stuff?) and yet I can already objectify you on basis of your online text.

As an objectified text, you're not doing so well so far.Dammit, does this mean our wedding is off? :eek:
Don't mind her, she hasn't had her nap.:p

I do that to most/all people.:p

Name a few of these 'what' people and then name some of these celebrities please.;)

I've actually got nothing in the "what" category. I was asking you if you had any alternatives in mind. :(

... which you better, 'cause I'm not into the whole routine sex thing.

:p
No half naked men!
Or fully naked!
:eek: Dude!
You clicked the link? Woooooooooah! Far out, man!

So far, I think I'll have to go for Ebri. Stronger, snappier, and sharper style and technique. Certainly much more likable than Oxymoon.

But I have yet to provide people with a paragraph detailing my physical appearance. :(

Don't mind her, she hasn't had her nap.:p

Only because you kept me up.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I guess I could...
Have I said that I like you today? If not: I like you. :)

I didn't see this one. Did i miss much?
FIIK i didn't see it either.
I'll go see POTCDMC and OVTH maybe Click and Cars...

Only because you kept me up.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
:)
Has no idea:p wink wink nudge nudge say no more

Oh. Then I'll be needing his number.
Really - wait around a minute.
He's omnipresent. He can be felt like the change in barometric pressure before the deluge begins - by an hour or so.

Have I said that I like you today? If not: I like you. :)

Thanks. Was that because two people are being mean to me, or because of the funeral bit?

Really - wait around a minute.
He's omnipresent. He can be felt like the change in barometric pressure before the deluge begins - by an hour or so.

I don't get it, so he has a gigantic dick or what?

:p

I guess I could...
Might consider keeping your calendar open for when WYTYG finally *snap*s and cuts loose on us here.
Or Ruffy.
Or even, when The Beautiful Darkness finally gets fed up.

I don't get it, so he has a gigantic dick or what?

:p
No, that's another guy. I won't mention his name though... :p

I don't get it, so he has a gigantic dick or what?

:p
Anyone else want to field this one?

No, that's another guy. I won't mention his name though... :p
Eutrusca? Nope, that's a gigantic trout.

I've actually got nothing in the "what" category. I was asking you if you had any alternatives in mind. :(

... which you better, 'cause I'm not into the whole routine sex thing.
Ok how about we start with Celebrities then Female military Officers and then Cheerleaders of American Football teams.:)

No, that's another guy. I won't mention his name though... :p

I'm actually pretty petite and wouldn't want to be hospitalized due to having been impaled by a ten incher or anything.

SO.

Thanks. Was that because two people are being mean to me, or because of the funeral bit?
Well it's true. :) I suppose it was partly because of a mean comment, but it was mostly a random impulse. I felt you needed something like that, don't know if that's true, but...

Eutrusca? Nope, that's a gigantic trout.
Oh, I actually forgot about him for a moment - so there's one guy with a trout, and another guy...

Only because you kept me up.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Or more to the point who got you up in the first place?:p

Well it's true. :) I suppose it was partly because of a mean comment, but it was mostly a random impulse. I felt you needed something like that, don't know if that's true, but...

YAY! :D Yeah, I sorta did.

Ok how about we start with Celebrities then Female military Officers and then Cheerleaders of American Football teams.:)

Keira Knightley, Melissa Theuriau, and this one other chick I'm trying to find the name of are the top three. I'll get back to you with her name in like five minutes.

The latter two categories, can't help you with. :(

Keira Knightley
Well, some num to you after all.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/pirates_of_the_caribbean__the_curse_of_the_black_pearl/keira_knightley/pirates4.jpg

What, no ticks? :D

I don't get it, so he has a gigantic dick or what?
:p
Nah i think that is Peisandros.

Oh, I actually forgot about him for a moment - so there's one guy with a trout, and another guy...
Ooh, i know, i know!! *raises hand frantically*

Patrick from Coupling.
*nods emphatically*

Well, some num to you after all.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/pirates_of_the_caribbean__the_curse_of_the_black_pearl/keira_knightley/pirates4.jpg

What, no ticks? :D

SHUT UP, YOU.

:(

I'm confused.. is it worth doing an ego search to see if I'm in the conversation? I saw my name once..

No, I don't say yes yet! I still have to refuse a proposal!
Well, it won't be mine just yet.;)
*double-checks AIM*

:(

I'm confused.. is it worth doing an ego search to see if I'm in the conversation? I saw my name once..

Evidently you're the one able to meet my sexual needs.

OMG it gets better!
I should have figured that would make you happy.:p

FIIK i didn't see it either.
I'll go see POTCDMC and OVTH maybe Click and Cars...
AFAIK, i haven't seen *any* of those.
I don't know the first two acronyms though.

On both counts - i think perhaps you have me confused with Ruffy.
He has the name for it.:p

Evidently you're the one able to meet my sexual needs.
Talk about your inverted standards.:p

Well, it won't be mine just yet.;)
*double-checks AIM*

Oh, wait... crap.....

Evidently you're the one able to meet my sexual needs.
*Hello, Ruffy?
Yeah, Straughn here to tell you TWO SIGS in as many days.
Straughn out.*

AFAIK, i haven't seen *any* of those.
I don't know the first two acronyms though.
Pirates of the Carribbean Dead mans chest!:p
Over the hedge.;)

... :confused:
Eh, not that that applies to me.....:rolleyes:

SHUT UP, YOU.
*risks castration with overused smilie*

Talk about your inverted standards.:p

Someone with awful eyebrows, crooked teeth, and problems with obesity cannot have high standards. :( THAT OTHER GIRL WILL BACK ME UP, SHE TOTALLY AGREES.

Pirates of the Carribbean Dead mans chest!:p Ah yes - back to Keira!! WooT!

Over the hedge.;)Haven't yet. Good strip though, mostly.

Eh, not that that applies to me.....:rolleyes:

I don't remember in what context I said what you quoted, so. :(

Nah i think that is Peisandros.
Perhaps him too ;)

Ooh, i know, i know!! *raises hand frantically*

Patrick from Coupling.
*nods emphatically*
No. Not him. Unless he's gotten some work done?:eek:

Anyone else noting a marked absence of WYTYG?
The profiler says she's reading here.
;)

Anyone else noting a marked absence of WYTYG?
The profiler says she's reading here.
;)


She's supposed to come back and call me hideous, and I'm disappointed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/3e45f0dd.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/dba4c1a7.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/9de47133.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/8166d0e2.jpg

And, this is most recent, and I look dead since I was up all night prior:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/criticallyacclaimed/b56b4ff3.jpg

Sorry I didn't have time to open up paint or anything.
Something about those doesn't surprise me....

*risks castration with overused smilie*
:eek:

What? I see no fluffle!

No. Not him. Unless he's gotten some work done?:eek:
Are you sure?
I don't mean Jeff or Steve. Or even Oliver.
You know ... "Junior Patrick", the appendage?

Something about those doesn't surprise me....

Did you want more or what? Confused.

Evidently you're the one able to meet my sexual needs.
Have you SEEN my picture?!

That even mentioning such things is pointless.
Thank you for disqualifying everything you have said so far.:p

Keira Knightley, Melissa Theuriau, and this one other chick I'm trying to find the name of are the top three. I'll get back to you with her name in like five minutes.

The latter two categories, can't help you with. :(
Keira (yep i am on a first name basis with her:p )was awesome in the 'Bunker'(I think that is what it was called)
Melissa Theuriau yep wow, i was looking at a blog maybe 4 weeks ago and they had an article about her.:)

Have you SEEN my picture?!
Like the one where you are picking your nose? :p

:eek:

What? I see no fluffle!
That would be because i only slightly prefer not being castrated to antagonizing certain people online. ;)

Have you SEEN my picture?!

No, I haven't.

You should probably just go read a few pages back. Unless I totally guessed incorrectly with your nickname being "Ruffy" or something.

Thank you for disqualifying everything you have said so far.:p

... OKAY, MR. MAKES SENSE A LOT.

Have you SEEN my picture?!
:D

Hey, that's fine! You won't find an argument from me. Just keep in mind that if you want to have fun on the forum, you might need to make nice so you don't get pissed on every time you post. These girls are my friends, and I'm not particularly happy about the way you're talking about them or to them.

...plus, I'm very attractive, so fuck you.
Is that offer good over here, too?:p
*noticably fails to lighten the mood*

Keira (yep i am on a first name basis with her:p )was awesome in the 'Bunker'(I think that is what it was called)
Melissa Theuriau yep wow, i was looking at a blog maybe 4 weeks ago and they had an article about her.:)

I've only seen Keira in POTC and Pride and Prejudice, but I've kind of gathered her scope of acting doesn't go far beyond roles of indignant British women. But she's fucking beautiful everywhere, anyway.

And Melissa totally needs to go into porn or something.

So yeah, my taste in people isn't as crazy as everyone assumed.

She's supposed to come back and call me hideous, and I'm disappointed.
Give her time. She's got a lot of vitriol to channel (and after last night, a sexy cyberlisp to channel as well). Usually, though, it's towards what she perceives as males.
Generally.

Case in point:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11323308&postcount=716

That would be because i only slightly prefer not being castrated to antagonizing certain people online. ;)
That's good, I would feel really bad if I had to castrate you...:(

Even in regards to World War Two?
So TBD was behined operation Gymnast. hmmmm
*Imagines the leotards*(sp)
Well, she was using the pseudonym Okkha(sp?) at the time.:eek:

No, I haven't.

You should probably just go read a few pages back. Unless I totally guessed incorrectly with your nickname being "Ruffy" or something.
Is this what some call "chemistry"?
I'm intrigued.
O_O