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See?
*Wanks*
TBD has a TG!

See?
Yeah, thanks for pointing it out. *parties* :D MSN?

I heard she saw your wallet, and it grew! :eek:
The Hell you say! :eek:
;)
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
Heh, fair enough that!
Well, aren't you Mr. Lucky
Maybe one day....
Yes, yes I am. :P
Someday, over the rainbow, perhaps... :p

Anyway, whatever.
Whatever indeed. Bygones, absolutely. If you feel like partying with us now then grab a hat and a drink, and let us start by pushing Fascist D. out the window again :)

*Offers chocolate*
*Offers drink*
*Offers dance* ;)

Yeah, thanks for pointing it out. *parties* :D MSN?
It needed to be said! (And edited :p)
The second I get home... In about 1 hour 30 min I guess... :cool:

Whatever indeed. Bygones, absolutely. If you feel like partying with us now then grab a hat and a drink, and let us start by pushing Fascist D. out the window again :)

*Offers chocolate*
*Offers drink*
*Offers dance* ;)
Oh, you're still way back in the thread, I'm afraid it'll pop up once more... >.<

But hey, I'll take everything, if you'll still let me, so thank you. :D And I hope you don't mind if I eat the chocolate right away, seeing how it's so hot here it would melt otherwise, okay? Good! *munches*

TBD has a TG

I guess I can return, for the sake of the spam, no?

It needed to be said! (And edited :p)
The second I get home... In about 1 hour 30 min I guess... :cool:
Great! Any excuse for a party. *Watches Gravlen dance* :)

Rofl :D
:eek:
I didn't mean to tell anybody! It just... slipped out! I'm sorry!
Though, (this also written for all those who are looking for white text) I'm keeping the secret secret! :P

TBD has a TG
So does Harles.

:eek:
I didn't mean to tell anybody! It just... slipped out! I'm sorry!
Though, (this also written for all those who are looking for white text) I'm keeping the secret secret! :P

Lol, good boy *Pats Gravlen's head* :fluffle:

:eek:
I didn't mean to tell anybody! It just... slipped out! I'm sorry!
Though, (this also written for all those who are looking for white text) I'm keeping the secret secret! :P
What slipped out? :eek:
You can tell me, I thought we were best friends?

What slipped out? :eek:
You can tell me, I thought we were best friends?

Nothing to concern yourself about, BritSter :p

So does Harles.
So does TBD.:cool:

I guess I can return, for the sake of the spam, no?

For you then, my dear. :D

http://wiki.osafoundation.org/pub/Journal/IntroToChandlerTakeTwo/spam.gif

For you then, my dear. :D

[SPAM]
Don't I get a tasty treat? :(

Nice, although not my favourite flavour :D

Oh, you're still way back in the thread, I'm afraid it'll pop up once more... >.<

But hey, I'll take everything, if you'll still let me, so thank you. :D And I hope you don't mind if I eat the chocolate right away, seeing how it's so hot here it would melt otherwise, okay? Good! *munches*
I'll let you have everything, and of course I don't mind.

It's good that you mentioned how hot it was in here, too... For a second there, I thought it was just me ;)

*Dances with WYTYG*
:D

Nice, although not my favourite flavour :D

I didn't even know there were different flavours... :confused:

Don't I get a tasty treat? :(

Salty and sticky maybe? :p

I crossed with a can of tuna flavoured spam can once...

I guess it counts for something.

*hugs*

Salty and sticky maybe? :p
Maybe? Are you going to make me have to earn my tasty treat? :confused:

+sleeps+

I'll let you have everything, and of course I don't mind.

It's good that you mentioned how hot it was in here, too... For a second there, I thought it was just me ;)

*Dances with WYTYG*
:D
Oh, if only it were just in the thread. *dies of heatstroke*

Maybe? Are you going to make me have to earn my tasty treat? :confused:

Some work on your part may need to be involved... ;)

Some work on your part may need to be involved... ;)
I hope I'm getting paid for this...:rolleyes:

Oh, if only it were just in the thread. *dies of heatstroke*
Actually a bit chilly here on the coast, as I wrap up my night long racoon watch...just pointlessly rubbing my location in...

I hope I'm getting paid for this...:rolleyes:

Paid?!? But, but...that would make you... :eek:

What's a racoon watch?

What's a racoon watch?

It's a guard on watch duty in a raccon hat.

Paid?!? But, but...that would make you... :eek:
Yes? And what exactly is this work you wish me to do? :confused:

Yes? And what exactly is this work you wish me to do? :confused:

*whistles innocently*

What's a racoon watch?
Those little bastards are invading. I was going to let it go but earlier last night whilst I was sitting here wasting time on the internet one of those fuckers snuck up on me, literally close enough to jump on my lap like he was my cat or something. Freaked my shit out. My landlord/roommate is sleeping on the deck and I'm down here keeping an eye out for them, sort of unofficially. They tear shit up, toss trash about. bully our cat. And spook my shit out when I'm just sitting here trying to waste some time...

*whistles innocently*
I guess you'll have to show me what to do then. :)

Those little bastards are invading. I was going to let it go but earlier last night whilst I was sitting here wasting time on the internet one of those fuckers snuck up on me, literally close enough to jump on my lap like he was my cat or something. Freaked my shit out. My landlord/roommate is sleeping on the deck and I'm down here keeping an eye out for them, sort of unofficially. They tear shit up, toss trash about. bully our cat. And spook my shit out when I'm just sitting here trying to waste some time...But... but.. they're so cute. Awwwwwww.

Those little bastards are invading. I was going to let it go but earlier last night whilst I was sitting here wasting time on the internet one of those fuckers snuck up on me, literally close enough to jump on my lap like he was my cat or something. Freaked my shit out. My landlord/roommate is sleeping on the deck and I'm down here keeping an eye out for them, sort of unofficially. They tear shit up, toss trash about. bully our cat. And spook my shit out when I'm just sitting here trying to waste some time...


But, but, but...they are cute...

In any case, relax...As I see it, racoon watch is better than viper watch...Less dangerous.

But... but.. they're so cute. Awwwwwww.

Damn you!, you beat me to it!

similar minds, don't you think?

I guess you'll have to show me what to do then. :)

Gladly. ;)

Gladly. ;)
Sure. :D Now where do I start?

Sure. :D Now where do I start?

Not anywhere I can post on a public forum. ;)

But... but.. they're so cute. Awwwwwww.
You've never had one poke his little freak head around the door with his, "Hey, got any chips?" look when you're not expecting it. They're mean, dammit-which by the way fuels my assertion that unicorns would be dicks.

You've never had one poke his little freak head around the door with his, "Hey, got any chips?" look when you're not expecting it. They're mean, dammit-which by the way fuels my assertion that unicorns would be dicks.

That's even cuter. I would have always chips nearby just for them to put that look when they come near

Not anywhere I can post on a public forum. ;)
*Looks puzzled*

Do you want me to go somewhere with you? Okay. :)

You don't get the joke ;)
Enlighten me?

Damn you!, you beat me to it!

similar minds, don't you think?
It certainly seems so. Those posts were near identical. :eek: :)

You've never had one poke his little freak head around the door with his, "Hey, got any chips?" look when you're not expecting it. They're mean, dammit-which by the way fuels my assertion that unicorns would be dicks. No. How awesome. *giggles*

That's even cuter. I would have always chips nearby just for them to put that look when they come near:D Yes, exactically.


Seriously - everbody in the US hates them, and everybody abroad loves them. Except the people who have to deal with them here, too (we actually have them here, I never knew).

They seem to be really awful nuisances and destroyers of everything, so I guess I can see the hate. Except not really - because come one, they're so cute! Awwwwwwwww. :)

So basically we're correct in the abstract and you're correct in real life. How's that for a compromise?

That's even cuter. I would have always chips nearby just for them to put that look when they come near
The problem is when you don't have chips they go all wild animal on you.

The problem is when you don't have chips they go all wild animal on you.
Well, then you just have to make sure you always have chips. See? Easy. :)

Well...We around here detest mosquitos, but most people around the world seems to hate them too...

Let me think about another animal that can be a nuisance here and yet be loved abroad...

Snakes...no

Alligators...no

Piranhas...definitively not

Monkeys...YEAH!, monkeys...Monkeys are a plague, and yet a lot of people seem to find them lovely. I guess monkeys are in a certain way similar to racoons...but smarter and ten times less cute.

Enlighten me?

Sorry, that information is classified :p

Well, then you just have to make sure you always have chips. See? Easy. :)
Nothin' doin'. They'd eat better than me...Tell you guys what, next time the little scrapper comes around I'll tackle the bastard and ship him off to ya. Though after I screamed at him (that's right. I screamed. But it was a deep, manly scream. No matter what people tell you...) he might not come around for a bit.

Well...We around here detest mosquitos, but most people around the world seems to hate them too...

Let me think about another animal that can be a nuisance here and yet be loved abroad...

Snakes...no

Alligators...no

Piranhas...definitively not

Monkeys...YEAH!, monkeys...Monkeys are a plague, and yet a lot of people seem to find them lovely. I guess monkeys are in a certain way similar to racoons...but smarter and ten times less cute.
A monkey would be so cool...like a henchman who can howl...

Nothin' doin'. They'd eat better than me...Tell you guys what, next time the little scrapper comes around I'll tackle the bastard and ship him off to ya. Though after I screamed at him (that's right. I screamed. But it was a deep, manly scream. No matter what people tell you...) he might not come around for a bit.

See?, they are sensitive animals...they can be scared by a scream.

Alligators and snakes do not seem to react at screams in that way, although, let alone mosquitoes.

Nothin' doin'. They'd eat better than me...Tell you guys what, next time the little scrapper comes around I'll tackle the bastard and ship him off to ya. Though after I screamed at him (that's right. I screamed. But it was a deep, manly scream. No matter what people tell you...) he might not come around for a bit.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes! *running off to TG you my address and jump up and down excitedly* :)

Alligators and snakes do not seem to react at screams in that way, although, let alone mosquitoes.
That would be handy if they did, though. Especially mosquitoes.

A monkey would be so cool...like a henchman who can howl...

Until they masturbate by looking at your face, then...covering your breast with their fluids before leaving laughing...little pests.

Until they masturbate by looking at your face, then...covering your breast with their fluids before leaving laughing...little pests.

:eek: I so hope this is not based on personal experience...

Until they masturbate by looking at your face, then...covering your breast with their fluids before leaving laughing...little pests.
Classic henchman move...



...I mean...


Bastard.




good monkey


Totally kidding, that really is gross.

See?, they are sensitive animals...they can be scared by a scream.

Alligators and snakes do not seem to react at screams in that way, although, let alone mosquitoes.
We can't scare off the mountain lions or great white sharks by screaming, but you can avoid the sharks pretty easily and the mountain lions generally don't want your chips...

:eek: I so hope this is not based on personal experience...

Twice.

I hate the damn bastards, I even donated mone for a fund to preserve jaguars in the hope of promoting the death of more of those little pests.

Sorry to dissapoint you.

So it is.. So it is.
Indubitably.

Until they masturbate by looking at your face, then...covering your breast with their fluids before leaving laughing...little pests.
:eek: Whoa!

See, Ctoan - suddenly those racoons don't look so bad after all, do they?

This thread has taken a turn for the worst! :eek:

We can't scare off the mountain lions or great white sharks by screaming, but you can avoid the sharks pretty easily and the mountain lions generally don't want your chips...

Mountain lions are awesome...We call them pumas around here...and they can fed and even fondled, as long as you feed them first. I did that once, it was awesome, I love those big kitties.

Twice.

I hate the damn bastards, I even donated mone for a fund to preserve jaguars in the hope of promoting the death of more of those little pests.

Sorry to dissapoint you.

Ew. Just ew.

This thread has taken a turn for the worst! :eek:

They almost always do.

Mountain lions are awesome...We call them pumas around here...and they can fed and even fondled, as long as you feed them first. I did that once, it was awesome, I love those big kitties.
This is where I always get confused, does one cat have three names or are there subtle differences between a mountain lion, cougar, and puma? I was all into animals when I was a kid and yet somehow still fuck this up. (but my tiny little home town had a zoo with a lion in it, so every morning at day break I'd get to hear the thing roar from across town-a lions roar can seriously carry, it's pretty cool.)

EDIT: I mentioned in another thread that the closest I got was when a mountain lion attacked a group of racoons. Sounded like a horrorshow...

This is where I always get confused, does one cat have three names or are there subtle differences between a mountain lion, cougar, and puma? I was all into animals when I was a kid and yet somehow still fuck this up. (but my tiny little home town had a zoo with a lion in it, so every morning at day break I'd get to hear the thing roar from across town-a lions roar can seriously carry, it's pretty cool.)
Unless I'm very much mistaken, they're all the same. They're called Puma in German, too.

I am saddened that neither TBD nor TInk questioned my suggestion that they should fight for the title of Queen.:(
:eek: you can't just fight to be Queen, you have to stick around for a loooooooong time till the old Queen dissapears or lets you have the title

Unless I'm very much mistaken, they're all the same. They're called Puma in German, too.

As usual, not mistaken. ;)

As usual, not mistaken. ;)
As usual indeed.

This is where I always get confused, does one cat have three names or are there subtle differences between a mountain lion, cougar, and puma? I was all into animals when I was a kid and yet somehow still fuck this up. (but my tiny little home town had a zoo with a lion in it, so every morning at day break I'd get to hear the thing roar from across town-a lions roar can seriously carry, it's pretty cool.)

Well, according to my mom, who was a natural biologist, it is exactly the same animal, although the North American variation (mountain lion) tend to live in higher peaks and more arid terrain, meanwhile pumas down here live in wet plains and more forested areas. Thus the South American variation (puma) is a bit slimmer but taller, less used to jump but more used to run. I think cougar is juat another word for the mountain lion.

I love those roars, they are so cute. Pumas, cougars, mountain lions are my favourite animal. around here, they also eat monkeys, so they must be good.

What can I say? ;)
Yes?

around here, they also eat monkeys, so they must be good.If those monkeys had any street smarts, they'd jizz on the pumas instead of on people. Silly monkeys.

If those monkeys had any street smarts, they'd jizz on the pumas instead of on people. Silly monkeys.

Probably they do, and for that they get eaten by female pumas with temperament.

But really, you need to go to a zoo around here, when a female visitor approaches them, they almost get in line to take a shot and do their thing while you see them. Damn exhibionists.

If those monkeys had any street smarts, they'd jizz on the pumas instead of on people. Silly monkeys.
That's probably what started the whole thing. The pumas where just chillin' hangin out in a tree not bothering anyone, and then out of no where BANG! Monkey busts a nut all over the puma's snout and the puma's all, "Oh no he didn't. That's fucking it. Monkeys' whats for dinner tonight, bitch."

Probably they do, and for that they get eaten by female pumas with temperament.
:p

But really, you need to go to a zoo around here, when a female visitor approaches them, they almost get in line to take a shot and do their thing while you see them. Damn exhibionists.Wait - are you telling me they differentiate between men and women? How can they even manage that? :eek:

I might have more...
I haven't been on in like 2 months.:p
I know I've got about eight or ten now.

*pokes head in*

Hey you! *points in random direction*

Come here and help me.

That's probably what started the whole thing. The pumas where just chillin' hangin out in a tree not bothering anyone, and then out of no where BANG! Monkey busts a nut all over the puma's snout and the puma's all, "Oh no he didn't. That's fucking it. Monkeys' whats for dinner tonight, bitch."
Yeah, that must be it.

Can't you just hear one of those feisty female pumas going "Oh no he di'int!"? :p

*pokes head in*

Hey you! *points in random direction*

Come here and help me.
With what?

:fluffle:ing?

Well, according to my mom, who was a natural biologist, it is exactly the same animal, although the North American variation (mountain lion) tend to live in higher peaks and more arid terrain, meanwhile pumas down here live in wet plains and more forested areas. Thus the South American variation (puma) is a bit slimmer but taller, less used to jump but more used to run. I think cougar is juat another word for the mountain lion.

I love those roars, they are so cute. Pumas, cougars, mountain lions are my favourite animal. around here, they also eat monkeys, so they must be good.
In that case cougar is a cooler name. Mountain lion sounds like someone fucked up and was covering. "It's a lion." "Lions live on plains in Africa, dumbass." "No, this is a mountain lion."

:p

Wait - are you telling me they differentiate between men and women? How can they even manage that? :eek:

I told you they were smart...they do not shake it in front of the men...Even more, sometimes they..."help" each other. I think they find long hair...interesting. You should hear my stories about river dolphins.

And yeah, I think most animals around here either despise monkeys, or they are tasty for them. We have eagles that only eat monkeys, jaguars, pumas, alligators, anacondas...all of them mostly eat monkey flesh. I guess a war started over that "nut busting" once in the jungle and it is raging on still to this day.

My father ate monkey once and told it was nothing special, so I guess the war over sexual offenses is the only rational theory I can come out with

Yeah, that must be it.

Can't you just hear one of those feisty female pumas going "Oh no he di'int!"? :p

Of course!, that's why...If I ever get polymorphed into an animal, I am sure I am going to get a puma body.

Of course!, that's why...If I ever get polymorphed into an animal, I am sure I am going to get a puma body.



Mmmm...catgirl...

With what?

:fl*ffle:ing?
No. Get your head out of the gutter.
*dramatic smack*

I'm going to try paint today.. the thing is.. I'm copying a photo I photoshopped..

The canvas is 20x30.. huge.. to me atleast..

Well anyway.. I'm printing out the photo to fit the canvas so I can just copy.. and I need to line all the pages up.. and cut off the white parts.

I am hella lazy. Do it for me.

Yeah, that must be it.

Can't you just hear one of those feisty female pumas going "Oh no he di'int!"? :p
That's how the monkey was able to get the money shot in, they where talkin' the trash the whole time.
"You see this bitch here? What's he think he's doin'?"
"I know this motherfucker right here isn't fixin' to pop his little man on my snout."
"You hear me, little monkey? You best be takin' that shit elsewhere. Why don't you go find that little Mogli motherfucker and you all can sit and squirt yourselves silly to that 'emergency crash procedures' guide. I know that's what you do..."

I told you they were smart...they do not shake it in front of the men...Even more, sometimes they..."help" each other. I think they find long hair...interesting. You should hear my stories about river dolphins.

And yeah, I think most animals around here either despise monkeys, or they are tasty for them. We have eagles that only eat monkeys, jaguars, pumas, alligators, anacondas...all of them mostly eat monkey flesh. I guess a war started over that "nut busting" once in the jungle and it is raging on still to this day.

My father ate monkey once and told it was nothing special, so I guess the war over sexual offenses is the only rational theory I can come out with
I guess if your a flesh eater and you're looking at the vast populated jungle going, "Alright, one of these fuckers has to die." the serial masturbators would probably top a lot of lists.

River dolphins seem so cool. The dolphins around here are always checking out the surfers (and freaking them out). The surfers don't play with them, though, because the dolphins have a piss-poor understanding of what the surfers can and cannot take. But the otters and seals will hop on the boards. (but since they're what the sharks are after, that would freak me out a little)

That's how the monkey was able to get the money shot in, they where talkin' the trash the whole time.
"You see this bitch here? What's he think he's doin'?"
"I know this motherfucker right here isn't fixin' to pop his little man on my snout."
"You hear me, little monkey? You best be takin' that shit elsewhere. Why don't you go find that little Mogli motherfucker and you all can sit and squirt yourselves silly to that 'emergency crash procedures' guide. I know that's what you do..." *splat*

Mmmm...catgirl...

Yeah, fit a bit into the stereotype. No tight latex or a whip, but you will have to settle for black executive clothes and a bow...Not exactly the same, but it works.

http://www.venezuelatuya.com/llanos/pinero/animales/araguato3.jpg
http://www.zocalo.cl/brujita/fotografia/machin.jpg

THOSE, THOSE are the damn...onanists...

I told you they were smart...they do not shake it in front of the men...Even more, sometimes they..."help" each other. I think they find long hair...interesting. You should hear my stories about river dolphins.Hmm, so do they fall for guys with long hair, too?

And do I want to hear about the river dolphins?

Yeah, fit a bit into the stereotype. No tight latex or a whip, but you will have to settle for black executive clothes and a bow...Not exactly the same, but it works.


Hell, it works even better. *drool*

No. Get your head out of the gutter.
*dramatic smack*

I'm going to try paint today.. the thing is.. I'm copying a photo I photoshopped..

The canvas is 20x30.. huge.. to me atleast..

Well anyway.. I'm printing out the photo to fit the canvas so I can just copy.. and I need to line all the pages up.. and cut off the white parts.

I am hella lazy. Do it for me.
Hahahahahaha

....


no.

I guess if your a flesh eater and you're looking at the vast populated jungle going, "Alright, one of these fuckers has to die." the serial masturbators would probably top a lot of lists.

River dolphins seem so cool. The dolphins around here are always checking out the surfers (and freaking them out). The surfers don't play with them, though, because the dolphins have a piss-poor understanding of what the surfers can and cannot take. But the otters and seals will hop on the boards. (but since they're what the sharks are after, that would freak me out a little)

Hear this...I was once at an aquarium, when I was a kid, and we were looking at the river dolphins underwater through one of those circular large glasses. And one guy was smoking this large cuban cigar, dropping an assload of smoke around. We were looking at the dolphin mother and its little baby, who was looking back at us. Suddenly the dolphin looked at the smokers, went to his mother's titties, sucked a long swallow of milk and went to the glass, dropping it into the water against the glass exactly like the smoke of the cigar.

he did it several times, and we could almost hear the laugh of the little thing. It was so cute that it made me cry out of joy.

Hahahahahaha

....


no.
Rude!

Hmm, so do they fall for guys with long hair, too?

And do I want to hear about the river dolphins?

No idea, except for a handful of metal heads, guys with long hair are not really common here (a waste). I think I'll invite my ex bf to the zoo to see what happens and I'll tell you the result.

Hear this...I was once at an aquarium, when I was a kid, and we were looking at the river dolphins underwater through one of those circular large glasses. And one guy was smoking this large cuban cigar, dropping an assload of smoke around. We were looking at the dolphin mother and its little baby, who was looking back at us. Suddenly the dolphin looked at the smokers, went to his mother's titties, sucked a long swallow of milk and went to the glass, dropping it into the water against the glass exactly like the smoke of the cigar.

he did it several times, and we could almost hear the laugh of the little thing. It was so cute that it made me cry out of joy.
Dolphins rule.

Hmm, so do they fall for guys with long hair, too?

And do I want to hear about the river dolphins?
Heyheyhey hey hey




Hey.


Don't be getting any ideas...

No idea, except for a handful of metal heads, guys with long hair are not really common here (a waste). I think I'll invite my ex bf to the zoo to see what happens and I'll tell you the result.

I take it you've got a thing for long hair then?

Bugger.

I take it you've got a thing for long hair then?

Bugger.

Yes I do.

the catgirl stereotype also makes my personality usually defined as a "bitch", but...I can live with that

Hear this...I was once at an aquarium, when I was a kid, and we were looking at the river dolphins underwater through one of those circular large glasses. And one guy was smoking this large cuban cigar, dropping an assload of smoke around. We were looking at the dolphin mother and its little baby, who was looking back at us. Suddenly the dolphin looked at the smokers, went to his mother's titties, sucked a long swallow of milk and went to the glass, dropping it into the water against the glass exactly like the smoke of the cigar.

he did it several times, and we could almost hear the laugh of the little thing. It was so cute that it made me cry out of joy.
Awww, thow cool is that?! And impressive, too. Man, I get this bad, creepy feeling in the back of my neck that I really underestimated animals up to now. *looks around suspiciously if maybe the spiders are gathering for an attack as we speak*

Yes I do.

the catgirl stereotype also makes my personality usually defined as a "bitch", but...I can live with that

Again, bugger. Haven't had long hair since the mid-'90s (down past my shoulders then).

And you've never come across as a bitch.

No idea, except for a handful of metal heads, guys with long hair are not really common here (a waste). I think I'll invite my ex bf to the zoo to see what happens and I'll tell you the result.
Oooh, I see, a fellow female with equally good taste as I have. :p

But yeah, I actually remembered that long hair isn't really the thing for South American men after I posted that. What a shame, too - with so many of them having that dark, glossy hair, they'd look fabulous. *sigh*

Heyheyhey hey hey




Hey.


Don't be getting any ideas...What? I was talking about the monkeys, not about me. :p

Again, bugger. Haven't had long hair since the mid-'90s (down past my shoulders then).

And you've never come across as a bitch.

Here in the forums we never debate about serious things, don't you think?

And yeah, once you come across with some guy that use his hair properly, the result is awesome, mostly when you are into thick, long, raven black hair manes as I do.

and about that spiders attack, well, Im not sure, but you should see how you must surround the cabins with diesel or gasoline in the ant season around here.

And yeah, once you come across with some guy that use his hair properly, the result is awesome, mostly when you are into thick, long, raven black hair manes as I do.

I so want my hair back from a decade ago right now... :p

What? I was talking about the monkeys, not about me. :p
You're a pervert.

Now help me.

You're a pervert.

Now help me.

Meh, I find the standard dolphins more attractive than several men I've met. Does that make me a pervert?

Meh, I find the standard dolphins more attractive than several men I've met. Does that make me a pervert?

Now I'm wishing I were a dolphin with long hair. :p

What? I was talking about the monkeys, not about me. :p
I know what you're talkin' about...you is a different story.

Incidently, there is a small family of deer right now about 20 feet away from me having a snack. Momma's got her eye on me and the fawn is literaly froliking. If I had a camera I'd show you, it's pretty cool.

Any way you can give me a link to your sig? Me=Lazy :)
No, I'm too lazy. Instead, I'll just post her quote for you.
Yes, you're hot, but not in the flame war-ish way.;)

Meh, I find the standard dolphins more attractive than several men I've met. Does that make me a pervert?
No, because only WYTYG is a pervert :p

Would you like to help me?

Sorry, that information is classified :p
Indeed. It is not something that soon will be declassified either :cool:

I know what you're talkin' about...you is a different story.

Incidently, there is a small family of deer right now about 20 feet away from me having a snack. Momma's got her eye on me and the fawn is literaly froliking. If I had a camera I'd show you, it's pretty cool.

Damn, I want to live there!, invite me!, I'll give you a free tour through the amazon afterwards!

And...Cluitch, do not try so hard, you can achieve it easier

No, you're my stultus. :p
Up-grade!!:D

And...Cluitch, do not try so hard, you can achieve it easier

I was just joking around. :p

No, because only WYTYG is a pervert :p

Would you like to help me?

to help you with what?

I like WYTYG too much to otherwise try to...slander or get her angry, in any case.

:eek:
:fluffle:

Damn, I want to live there!, invite me!, I'll give you a free tour through the amazon afterwards!

And...Cluitch, do not try so hard, you can achieve it easier
You don't need an invite from me, Santa Cruz is a tourist town. Everyone's invited. If you didn't come we'd starve and wouldn't have anyone to focus our silent scorn on (we're complex...just ask us...).

You're not cool enou...

Seriously, last Friday i went to an Interweb cafe to talk to her i don't know her addy because i can't log on to MSN.
Ask Peisandros to ask her tomorrow or later today deending on timezones...

TBD has a TG >.<
I meant Peisandros should ask Aerou, but he doesn't take a hint...

You don't need an invite from me, Santa Cruz is a tourist town. Everyone's invited. If you didn't come we'd starve and wouldn't have anyone to focus our silent scorn on (we're complex...just ask us...).

And Santa Cruz is located...?

to help you with what?

I like WYTYG too much to otherwise try to...slander or get her angry, in any case.
Nevermind :(

*mopes off*

You're a pervert.

Now help me.
You know, call me crazy, but I don't think you're going about this "asking for help" thing the right way. :p
Also, I didn't even get your earlier rant - you are going to paint something, like with real paint and a brush on a canvas? Or just computer stuff?

I know what you're talkin' about...you is a different story.:eek: :D

Incidently, there is a small family of deer right now about 20 feet away from me having a snack. Momma's got her eye on me and the fawn is literaly froliking. If I had a camera I'd show you, it's pretty cool. Oh, now you're just bragging! I bet you, if I could see through the building outside my window, and over the train tracks, and the factories on the river, and the airport, and the suburbs - then I'd totally see deer, too. Frolicking, even. Pah!

And Santa Cruz is located...?
California, central coast. The northern end of the Monterey Bay with a redwood forest on one end (the end I live in) and surfing beaches on the other with the afore mentioned seals, otters, dolphins, and great white sharks. Also, whales get busy off our shores. And, if you believe the dude with the shack turned into a museum down the street, bigfoot.

And Santa Cruz is located...?
In beautiful Northern California. The bastard. :(

And they have a bronze statue of a surfer. No kidding. But too many huge trees. And wait till he shows you his van - to die for. I'd do him just because he has the van, but he doesn't want to hear about it. :p

In beautiful Northern California. The bastard. :(

And they have a bronze statue of a surfer. No kidding. But too many huge trees. And wait till he shows you his van - to die for. I'd do him just because he has the van, but he doesn't want to hear about it. :p

Is he impervious to female charms?

Whatever indeed. Bygones, absolutely. If you feel like partying with us now then grab a hat and a drink, and let us start by pushing Fascist D. out the window again :)

*Offers chocolate*
*Offers drink*
*Offers dance* ;)
No, that's okay. I'll just take the stairs.:(
*walks out dejectedly*

In beautiful Northern California. The bastard. :(

And they have a bronze statue of a surfer. No kidding. But too many huge trees. And wait till he shows you his van - to die for. I'd do him just because he has the van, but he doesn't want to hear about it. :p

Is his van like Czardas', though, with a swingset and bag of lollies in the back? :p

You know, call me crazy, but I don't think you're going about this "asking for help" thing the right way. :p
Also, I didn't even get your earlier rant - you are going to paint something, like with real paint and a brush on a canvas? Or just computer stuff?

:eek: :D

Oh, now you're just bragging! I bet you, if I could see through the building outside my window, and over the train tracks, and the factories on the river, and the airport, and the suburbs - then I'd totally see deer, too. Frolicking, even. Pah!
Yeah, but you have highways you can go as fast as you want on. Granted I already travel at my cars top speed on the freeway, but that's still pretty cool...

Is he impervious to female charms?

Must be.

Is he impervious to female charms?
Hell no, don't you remember his torch song & cello & soft brown eyes fetish?

He turned me down because he couldn't bear the thought that women wanted him just for his van. Which I can understand, although that was not what I had said. :p

I guess I can return, for the sake of the spam, no?
Weren't we waltzing?

Hell no, don't you remember his torch song & cello & soft brown eyes fetish?

He turned me down because he couldn't bear the thought that women wanted him just for his van. Which I can understand, although that was not what I had said. :p

I've gotta buy a bloody van... :p

In beautiful Northern California. The bastard. :(

And they have a bronze statue of a surfer. No kidding. But too many huge trees. And wait till he shows you his van - to die for. I'd do him just because he has the van, but he doesn't want to hear about it. :p
Well, since you brought her up:
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3773/myride1rg.jpg

I've gotta buy a bloody van... :p Well, it has to be the right van. And the right owner. ;)

No, that's okay. I'll just take the stairs.:(
*walks out dejectedly*
No you don't! That's just sad, and we're looking for fun!

*Throws Fascist D out the window*

See? Fun! :p

Is he impervious to female charms?
I've just had her (her name is Veronica and I love her) long enough to know that chicks are all talk about makin' the van a'rockin'. And seeing as hitchhickers take it personally when you pass them in a split window bus I pick up just about anyone who needs a ride, so people don't have to work much harder than sticking out a thumb for a ride.

Weren't we waltzing?

We were going to start tango, indeed.

And Santa Cruz is now placed in the first place for my next overseas vacation list. As long as I can be guaranteed this things:

1.- Mapaches coming inside my house to ask for chips with begging, cute looks.

2.-A direct look to deer pacing outside.

3.- A van ride, at top speed.

In exchange I offer:

1.- Bring my cello.

2.- A spanish more-or-like torch song.

3.- Wear soft brown contact lenses.

I've just had her (her name is Veronica and I love her) long enough to know that chicks are all talk about makin' the van a'rockin'. And seeing as hitchhickers take it personally when you pass them in a split window bus I pick up just about anyone who needs a ride, so people don't have to work much harder than sticking out a thumb for a ride.

Veronica is the van?

And what's makin' the van a'rockin'?

We were going to start tango, indeed.

And Santa Cruz is now placed in the first place for my next overseas vacation list. As long as I can be guaranteed this things:

1.- Mapaches coming inside my house to ask for chips with begging, cute looks.

2.-A direct look to deer pacing outside.

3.- A van ride, at top speed.

In exchange I offer:

1.- Bring my cello.

2.- A spanish more-or-like torch song.

3.- Wear soft brown contact lenses.
LOL, I'd venture a guess that you got yourself a deal. Even though your eyes are brown to begin with, aren't they? Then you don't even have to bother about the lenses. ;)

Also - what the hell am I doing here? Setting Ctoan up with other people? :eek: :p

Sorry, that information is classified :p
Fine. I'll just go cry in the corner. Just remember that when I get moody soon, it's your fault.:(

Well, it has to be the right van. And the right owner. ;)

Ah well, no matter what van I get, I'm gonna fail at the latter. *sigh*

3.- Wear soft brown contact lenses.

Unnecessary. You've already got beautiful eyes.

LOL, I'd venture a guess that you got yourself a deal. Even though your eyes are brown to begin with, aren't they? Then you don't even have to bother about the lenses. ;)

Also - what the hell am I doing here? Setting Ctoan up with other people? :eek: :p

they have a weird brown-amber hue, but usually they look just plain black. Depends on the light, and, according to my father, to my animic status. The tend to go almost clear amber if I am enraged.

Indeed. You saw him first, you have the prerrogative, plus, I'm not really in the mood of getting defeated by such beautiful and talented lady if a contest starts.

And thanks, Cluitch, always the gentilhombre

Veronica is the van?

And what's makin' the van a'rockin'?
Yep, that's her name. A friend of mine bought one after I got her and named his Betty, so it only seemed right that mine was called Veronica.

Right now what makes her a'rockin' is the shocks slowly going. But that's way down on the list. Right now it's a matter of convincing the guy at the shop that, no-I want the van trad* which means no bug transmissions and lowering of the van. One of these days I'll get another and do a Cal** job to it, but this one wants to be the way she is, not all dolled up, and I have to respect that.


*trad-traditional, or stock with only period (at the time of manufacture) modifications

** Cal-California custom, lowered with custom built interiors and fancy paint

they have a weird brown-amber hue, but usually they look just plain black. Depends on the light, and, according to my father, to my animic status. The tend to go almost clear amber if I am enraged.

Indeed. You saw him first, you have the prerrogative, plus, I'm not really in the mood of getting defeated by such beautiful and talented lady if a contest starts.

And thanks, Cluitch, always the gentilhombre
I'm colorblind, so close is really usually enough (though sometimes that means close is something else entirely, since that's how it works, but...)

I also haven't had a girlfriend longer than a lot of forum goers have been sexually mature, so I'm not going to quibble over eyes.

For the reasons behind that, you might want to ask WYTYG about the beard and pimp voice...

LOL, I'd venture a guess that you got yourself a deal. Even though your eyes are brown to begin with, aren't they? Then you don't even have to bother about the lenses. ;)

Also - what the hell am I doing here? Setting Ctoan up with other people? :eek: :p
You know what they say, if you love something, help it get some...





wwwwaaaiit a second. No one says that, do they?

And thanks, Cluitch, always the gentilhombre

No need to thank me. I merely speak la verdad. ;)

You know what they say, if you love something, help it get some...





wwwwaaaiit a second. No one says that, do they?

Uhmmm, I guess there is something going on here, better I abstain from interfering :P

they have a weird brown-amber hue, but usually they look just plain black. Depends on the light, and, according to my father, to my animic status. The tend to go almost clear amber if I am enraged. See? That sounds perfect. I'm sure he'll like that. ;)

Indeed. You saw him first, you have the prerrogative, plus, I'm not really in the mood of getting defeated by such beautiful and talented lady if a contest starts. Hehe, I like the "you saw him first" - it's a bit like finding money on the street. :p And I don't think we would have to fight over him - he would throw me out after the first day because I was driving him crazy by not being quite enough of a slacker.:p And I can just see him really digging your South American temper, so I'll just concede defeat right now. ;)

And of course, there's this: the beard and pimp voice... :p

Indeed. It is not something that soon will be declassified either :cool:
I have fifty years.:rolleyes:

You know what they say, if you love something, help it get some...





wwwwaaaiit a second. No one says that, do they?
No, no they don't. Sorry. :p

Uhmmm, I guess there is something going on here, better I abstain from interfering :P
This happens to me way too often, to go off on a random rant. I'll find out after the fact that some chick was into me but thought that there was something going on with some other chick so she never did anything and that other chick thought something was going on with the first chick and so she didn't do anything and then they go get other boyfriends and then we're getting blasted at some party and they're all like "Haha isn't this funny, but I wanted to...but I thought..." and I drive home with an empty van except that drunk hitchhicker I picked up on the way home.

Dammit.

Hehe, I like the "you saw him first" - it's a bit like finding money on the street. :p And I don't think we would have to fight over him - he would throw me out after the first day because I was driving him crazy by not being quite enough of a slacker.:p And I can just see him really digging your South American temper, so I'll just concede defeat right now. ;)


No, really, men are like phone booths, the're either occupied or broken, so you must take every chance you get to make a call :p

I cannot see how he would enjoy my spanish-only rants and my weird, crazy habits. Plus I complain a lot about everything and about everyone.

And how long is that beard in any case?...I am not going to ask about the voice, but is he able to do british accent?

This happens to me way too often, to go off on a random rant. I'll find out after the fact that some chick was into me but thought that there was something going on with some other chick so she never did anything and that other chick thought something was going on with the first chick and so she didn't do anything and then they go get other boyfriends and then we're getting blasted at some party and they're all like "Haha isn't this funny, but I wanted to...but I thought..." and I drive home with an empty van except that drunk hitchhicker I picked up on the way home.

Dammit.
Yeah, yeah, you really seem to have a knack for that. *pats* ;p

And how long is that beard in any case?

Damn, and I just shaved off my goatee, too. Again, bugger.

I cannot see how he would enjoy my spanish-only rants and my weird, crazy habits. Plus I complain a lot about everything and about everyone. Oh, I can totally see him tune out everything but the melodious sound of your voice while you're yelling at him to take out the trash already. He'll just sit there happily stoned and picture you singing a sultry song in a smoky bar, while you're filing the divorce papers. :p

And how long is that beard in any case?...I am not going to ask about the voice, but is he able to do british accent?I don't remember how long exactly, but he'll tell us. And I don't know about the british accent either. He *thought* he could do a good pimp voice, but I'm here to tell you that that's a lie.

No, really, men are like phone booths, the're either occupied or broken, so you must take every chance you get to make a call :p

I cannot see how he would enjoy my spanish-only rants and my weird, crazy habits. Plus I complain a lot about everything and about everyone.

And how long is that beard in any case?...I am not going to ask about the voice, but is he able to do british accent?
Ranting in spanish would be so kick ass...


Anyway...

The beard is a three inch (and finally growing even so soon it will be even longer!) long 'uncle sam' style goatee with a fu manchu mustache.

The pimp voice rules, she don't know from nuthin'. But no, my accents suck ass. Accept for my hybrid surf/beat accent-but that's the way I talk. And the pimp voice, which is pimp.

Ranting in spanish would be so kick ass...


Couldn't agree more. And depending on how quickly she's speaking, I'd likely understand it. :D

Ranting in spanish would be so kick ass...
See, Aelosia? Transparent as glass, men are. :p

Damn, and I just shaved off my goatee, too. Again, bugger.

I do not like goatees :p, I like babyface long haired boys :p

Most americans I know do not find spanish rants disturbing and get angered by them, no idea why. Nice to know you are different.

Fu Manchú...Ugggh

DIVORCE PAPERS!, hell no, not marriage, NEVER!

...spanish rants what?

Couldn't agree more. And depending on how quickly she's speaking, I'd likely understand it. :D

Faster than you could imagine, it's a rant, you are talking to yourself, although yelling, you do not want anyone to understand you..

And yeah, pretty transparent, they always are like that. Although you seem to have quite a gift for reading them. I could hire you as an advisor.

I do not like goatees :p, I like babyface long haired boys :p

What about babyfaced short-haired guys? :p

DIVORCE PAPERS!, hell no, not marriage, NEVER!

Good call.

Yeah, yeah, you really seem to have a knack for that. *pats* ;p
It's a conspiracy, I tellz ya...especially when the one chick decided to tell me because a song from the musical Chess(remember the musical Chess? No, of course not, no one remembers the musical Chess...and no, the song wasn't One Night in Bangkok...) was playing. Nothing from a musical should remind people anything about me. That ain't right.

Faster than you could imagine, it's a rant, you are talking to yourself, although yelling, you do not want anyone to understand you..


I kinda figured. I've heard rants in Spanish, and my brain can only pick out the occasional word here and there. I can get the general idea behind the rant, though.

I do not like goatees :p, I like babyface long haired boys :p

Most americans I know do not find spanish rants disturbing and get angered by them, no idea why. Nice to know you are different.

Fu Manchú...Ugggh

DIVORCE PAPERS!, hell no, not marriage, NEVER!
Definitly don't have a babyface. When productions are put in a pinch I'm usually cast as a figure of menace, if you can believe that. But that's usually because I'm so oppossed to being on stage or in front of the camera (unless it's with a band) that I'm probably scowling pretty hard...

It's a conspiracy, I tellz ya...especially when the one chick decided to tell me because a song from the musical Chess(remember the musical Chess? No, of course not, no one remembers the musical Chess...and no, the song wasn't One Night in Bangkok...) was playing. Nothing from a musical should remind people anything about me. That ain't right.

Why not? Just cuz a member of ABBA wrote it? :p

Why not? Just cuz a member of ABBA wrote it? :p
It burns, IT BURNS!!!

What about babyfaced short-haired guys? :p

Could be. Eye color?, build?

And well, the most used, and also the easiest word to pick, in spanish rants is Dios mío, oh, Por Dios...Remember, I am a good, catholic girl. (Well, girl and catholic, two out of three is not bad, no?)

Could be. Eye color?, build?

And well, the most used, and also the easiest word to pick, in spanish rants is Dios mío, oh, Por Dios...Remember, I am a good, catholic girl. (Well, girl and catholic, two out of three is not bad, no?)

The worst kind of catholic girls are the good ones. ;)

Fu Manchú...Ugggh
It could be worse, I used to do it up like Salvidor Dali, went up past my eyeballs.

DIVORCE PAPERS!, hell no, not marriage, NEVER!
Yeah, you definately don't need marriage to get in the van. Yikes.

Could be. Eye color?, build?

And well, the most used, and also the easiest word to pick, in spanish rants is Dios mío, oh, Por Dios...Remember, I am a good, catholic girl. (Well, girl and catholic, two out of three is not bad, no?)

Nope, as the great philosopher Meatloaf said, two out three ain't bad. ;)

Brown eyes (greenish with a lot of sun) and a footballer's build.

It could be worse, I used to do it up like Salvidor Dali, went up past my eyeballs.


Yeah, you definately don't need marriage to get in the van. Yikes.

thaanks...HEY!, Salvador Dali rocked. He was awesome, I would do him anyday, even with the moustache.

And Cluitch...Did you play football?, like in American Football?

And believe me, bad catholic girls are not easily understable, they are usually not...congruent?, they tend to wake up one day loving everyone and the next day praying for the death of thousands...

And Cluitch...Did you play football?, like in American Football?


Noooooo...I played real football. I coach now.

Noooooo...I played real football. I coach now.

That's my kind of man. :D

That's my kind of man. :D

Glad to hear. ;)

I hate all of you.

I hate all of you.

We all love you too Ruffy.

Do you have a terrorist cake cake yet?

Remember, I am a good, catholic girl. (Well, girl and catholic, two out of three is not bad, no?)
Besides, "good" and "catholic girl" generally don't go together. And I know how you Spanish love blonds...

Rubio! Rubio!

We all love you too Ruffy.

Do you have a terrorist cake cake yet?
Not yet, been busy all day.

Not yet, been busy all day.

Clearing trails?

Clearing trails?
I was half way there and noticed there were mosquitos.. so I went back down.

I've been painting and setting things on fire outside all day.

Just got a shower too.

Not yet, been busy all day.

Masturbating to pics of David Hasselhoff again?

Masturbating to pics of David Hasselhoff again?
Shhhhh.

I was half way there and noticed there were mosquitos.. so I went back down.

I've been painting and setting things on fire outside all day.


The mosquitoes have left me alone this summer.

They are probably plotting one giant attack all at once.

Were the things that you set on fire your things or someone else's things?

Shhhhh.

I knew it! :p

The mosquitoes have left me alone this summer.

They are probably plotting one giant attack all at once.

Were the things that you set on fire your things or someone else's things?
Yeah, they haven't really bugged me till today.

Just.. stuff..;)

Just.. stuff..;)
My old love letters? :eek:

*breaks down sobbing*

My old love letters? :eek:

*breaks down sobbing*

I feel left out. I got no love letters... :(


:p

I feel left out. I got no love letters... :(


:p
I have standards, you know. *nods*

Besides, "good" and "catholic girl" generally don't go together. And I know how you Spanish love blonds...

Rubio! Rubio!

Yeah right, "you latin women are all hungry for our shafts" attitude. Go and frig off, getting a cold shower in the procedure.

And good and catholic CAN go together...

I have standards, you know. *nods*

Ouch. That hurt. :(

Ouch. That hurt. :(
Yeah, sure, I bet it did.

Yeah, sure, I bet it did.

Well, it did...

I knew it! :p
Did not!

My old love letters? :eek:

*breaks down sobbing*
50% of my painting done, and you didn't even help.

:(

Well, it did...
Well, if it really did, I apologize.

If not, screw you. *nods*

Well, if it really did, I apologize.

If not, screw you. *nods*

Of course it did.

How much?, I mean, how much did it hurt?

50% of my painting done, and you didn't even help.

:(
See? You can do it alone! You don't need anybody's help! You're superhuman! You're PaintMan! :eek:

How much?, I mean, how much did it hurt?

Not as much as a kick in the groin, but it did. I've never been anything but complimentary to WYTYG. :p

See? You can do it alone! You don't need anybody's help! You're superhuman! You're PaintMan! :eek:
I fucked the fire up.

Not as much as a kick in the groin, but it did. Damn, next time I really have to aim better.
I've never been anything but complimentary to WYTYG. :p As far as I can tell, that's even true.

Ninja-Cat! He'll...well, he'll come in handy one day for something. *nods*



Ninja-Cat sees all ¬_¬

I fucked the fire up.
Well, I didn't say you're FireMan, did I? Haven't you seen enough movies about Marvel comic heroes to know that every superhero has an achilles heel?

Damn, next time I really have to aim better.

Thanks. Love you, too. :p

As far as I can tell, that's even true.

And it is true. Why would it not be?

Cluitch is an hybrid of half comedian, half gentleman. That's why I love him

Well, I didn't say you're FireMan, did I? Haven't you seen enough movies about Marvel comic heroes to know that every superhero has an achilles heel?
Go away.

Cluitch is an hybrid of half comedian, half gentleman. That's why I love him

Awww... :D

Go away.
Ye olde grump, what's wrong now? :rolleyes:

Cluitch is an hybrid of half comedian, half gentleman. That's why I love him
Well... he's not always so nice, hence my scepticism. ;)

Cluitch is an hybrid of half comedian, half gentleman. That's why I love him
Hybrid?

*checks cage*

Question...I tried to eat a tuna sandwich with something that was sold to me as "German Sauce" and yet it tastes like mint...Should I continue eating this?

Well... he's not always so nice, hence my scepticism. ;)

Oh well, he has been to me...I guess he has been hiding his moronic side, then

Ye olde grump, what's wrong now? :rolleyes:
Meh, nothing.

I hate republicans. They are repetitive. They make no sense.

Well... he's not always so nice, hence my scepticism. ;)

The way I act towards people depends on them. Sure, I can be a royal asshole, but only to those who deserve it, and I've always been nice to you. :p

Question...I tried to eat a tuna sandwich with something that was sold to me as "German Sauce" and yet it tastes like mint...Should I continue eating this?
Tuna De Menth?

Question...I tried to eat a tuna sandwich with something that was sold to me as "German Sauce" and yet it tastes like mint...Should I continue eating this?
:eek: NO! There is no such thing as a German anything with mint, unless it's some kind of desserty stuff.

Put it down now and slowly back off. You never know. <.<

Oh well, he has been to me...

And I'll continue to be so.

I guess he has been hiding his moronic side, then

Actually, my moronic side, if it must be called that :p, has been more than evident on this forum. I just reserve it for deserving targets.

Cluitch is an hybrid of half comedian, half gentleman. That's why I love him

gentleedian?

:eek: NO! There is no such thing as a German anything with mint, unless it's some kind of desserty stuff.

Put it down now and slowly back off. You never know. <.<

Well, it spent like two hours inside my bag, but then...

Are you sure?, you germans do not like mint?

I hate republicans. They are repetitive. They make no sense. True on all counts. But I'm not a Republican, so you surely don't want to grump at me, do you now? :fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Do you? :fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif) :fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif)

True on all counts. But I'm not a Republican, so you surely don't want to grump at me, do you now? :fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Do you? :fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif) :fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
How could I not love you?

gentleedian?

perfect, just perfect

Actually, my moronic side, if it must be called that :p, has been more than evident on this forum. I just reserve it for deserving targets. And that may be where we disagree.

Are you sure?, you germans do not like mint? Oh, we do, but strictly in sweet dishes. None of this funny British business of lamb with mint sauce or equally ridiculous concoctions.

Well, it spent like two hours inside my bag, but then...

Are you sure?, you germans do not like mint?

Ive never heard of mint on tuna either. Although it might fight off tuna breath.

Surely even Germans have mint sauce for lamb and mutton though.

Ive never heard of mint on tuna either. Although it might fight off tuna breath.

Surely even Germans have mint sauce for lamb and mutton though.
:p *^ points to post above and shudders*

Oh, we do, but strictly in sweet dishes. None of this funny British business of lamb with mint sauce or equally ridiculous concoctions.

I stand slack jawed and corrected!:rolleyes:

:p *^ points to post above and shudders*

WHAT?!?!? You like tuna breath?

Well, I am disposing of the sandwich out of the belief it is deeply rotten...

And to think that I tried...two...munches...finding it...just weird

How could I not love you?
:eek: Three fluffles and you didn't even make noises about killing me? That's because I've perfected your shtick, isn't it? :fluffle: (http://forum.pummeldex.de/images/emotions/jaa.gif)

I hate republicans. They are repetitive. They make no sense.

Isnt that a bit...repetitive.

Anyway Im a registered Democrat.

I like fucking with them in the primaries.

WHAT?!?!? You like tuna breath?
I get lazy with editing my quotes once. Why did I know this would happen? :rolleyes: :p

And that may be where we disagree.


Only because "we" do not have all of the facts. ;)

Yes, I know precisely what you're referring to.

Well, I am disposing of the sandwich out of the belief it is deeply rotten...

And to think that I tried...two...munches...finding it...just weird


Quick boys! Man the stomach pump! That bad tunafish with german mint sauce might just kill her otherwise!

Open up your mouth Aelo this will barely hurt at all.

I get lazy with editing my quotes once. Why did I know this would happen? :rolleyes: :p

My crown and King o' the Pedants sash gave me away again didnt it?

Now I see why it was a "Dietetic Sandwich" store...They sell you a rotten tuna sandwich so you can eat just a mouthful, then throw up and do not remain with wishes of eating anything else...For sure you're going to lose weight, damn capitalism.

Another day without eating anything, I guess...

Only because "we" do not have all of the facts. ;)

Yes, I know precisely what you're referring to.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to play some silly game, I was certainly assuming that you indeed knew what I was referring to. I just added the winking smilies so as to not come across too harshly.
And although I'm not so sure about those facts, I have to give it to you that you kind of stopped when I asked you to - although it's not exactly hard to refrain these days, seeing how the opportunity doesn't even come up anymore.
But yeah, it's certainly not my job to fight other people's battles, so I'll definitely shut up. But maybe you can also see why I've curbed back the flirting a bit. And no, I'm not quite so arrogant as to presume you actually care about the latter. :p

My crown and King o' the Pedants sash gave me away again didnt it? Don't they always? :p

Now I see why it was a "Dietetic Sandwich" store...They sell you a rotten tuna sandwich so you can eat just a mouthful, then throw up and do not remain with wishes of eating anything else...For sure you're going to lose weight, damn capitalism. But see, it worked, didn't it? Had you planned on not eating anything you'd never have made it through the day. They have a perfect little scheme set up there.

But see, it worked, didn't it? Had you planned on not eating anything you'd never have made it through the day. They have a perfect little scheme set up there.

But it is evil, before I could realize, I could die out of starvation by turning into an usual customer.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to play some silly game, I was certainly assuming that you indeed knew what I was referring to. I just added the winking smilies so as to not come across too harshly.
And although I'm not so sure about those facts, I have to give it to you that you kind of stopped when I asked you to - although it's not exactly hard to refrain these days, seeing how the opportunity doesn't even come up anymore.
But yeah, it's certainly not my job to fight other people's battles, so I'll definitely shut up. But maybe you can also see why I've curbed back the flirting a bit. And no, I'm not quite so arrogant as to presume you actually care about the latter. :p


Would've stopped anyway, since you asked me to, and because you were right. I was being a bit too rabid.

And I did/do care about the latter. Shame really. :(

But it is evil, before I could realize, I could die out of starvation by turning into an usual customer.

Prior to that you can have a lovely career as a fashion model however.

Prior to that you can have a lovely career as a fashion model however.

Not with my height, I already tried that, and failed, for being a midget

:eek: Three fluffles and you didn't even make noises about killing me? That's because I've perfected your shtick, isn't it? :fluffle: (http://forum.pummeldex.de/images/emotions/jaa.gif)
You found the loophole to my heart.

Not with my height, I already tried that, and failed, for being a midget
Midget fashion?

Midget fashion?

It is a possibility. After all, I am sure it is a close market

You found the loophole to my heart.I did, didn't I? Now wait for the coup de grâce... :fluffle: (http://www.benjerry.com/our_products/recipes/new-recipes/index.cfm)

Dakini wins my vote =]

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to play some silly game, I was certainly assuming that you indeed knew what I was referring to. I just added the winking smilies so as to not come across too harshly.
And although I'm not so sure about those facts, I have to give it to you that you kind of stopped when I asked you to - although it's not exactly hard to refrain these days, seeing how the opportunity doesn't even come up anymore.
But yeah, it's certainly not my job to fight other people's battles, so I'll definitely shut up. But maybe you can also see why I've curbed back the flirting a bit. And no, I'm not quite so arrogant as to presume you actually care about the latter. :p

Would've stopped anyway, since you asked me to, and because you were right. I was being a bit too rabid.

And I did/do care about the latter. Shame really.

Stop that seriousness this instant you two or else I will hold my breath until I turn blue and cough all over everything.
you two of all people should know that this is a spam thread.

Start flirting immediately.

Both of you

I mean it this time.