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I'm not even going there, so as not to get the precious thread locked for cyber sex. Too bad, too. :pToo bad what? That we won't be engaging in cyber sex or that this thread isn't getting locked? :confused:
You need to be more articulate. It's no wonder you don't have slaves. You need to be able to give concise, unmisunderstandable commands. :D

Too bad what? That we won't be engaging in cyber sex or that this thread isn't getting locked? :confused:
You need to be more articulate. It's no wonder you don't have slaves. You need to be able to give concise, unmisunderstandable commands. :DSays the man who just used "unmisunderstandable". :p Whaddaya think? ;p

Says the man who just used "unmisunderstandable". :p That I better head out to that 4th of July BBQ that's going to start soon. I'm hungry... not my fault someone hasn't lock-... I mean someone doesn't use MSN messenger =P

*sobs unlovedly into unloved pillow, with long, unloved sobs*
Well, at least the price went up since the last quote. :p
AWWW! Hugs and :fluffle: I'll love you. I think Emie will be happy enough with Sarkaan and Ladame. Who wouldn't? So I'm free to have you. :fluffle:
Don't you feel better now? :D

AWWW! Hugs and :fluffle: I'll love you. I think Emie will be happy enough with Sarkaan and Ladame. Who wouldn't? So I'm free to have you. :fluffle:
Don't you feel better now? :D
:eek: Awwwwww. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I absolutely do! Who could resist that kind of offer? ;)

ETA: OMG, all those fluffles in full motion are giving me a brain seizure...

AWWW! Hugs and :fluffle: I'll love you. I think Emie will be happy enough with Sarkaan and Ladame. Who wouldn't? So I'm free to have you. :fluffle:


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http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4304/motivatorb97142d93e6fbd364a32a.jpg

:eek: Awwwwww. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I absolutely do! Who could resist that kind of offer? ;)

ETA: OMG, all those fluffles in full motion are giving me a brain seizure...

-3 wabbits

It's all in the package. So far, you've said you can keep it from your enemy and put it on a shelf ...
this, however, is worded much better. I'll discuss it w/Miss Holy See.
Excellent.
*steeples fingers*

TBD shoulda won :(
Close second, but the one who should have won didn't win, either.:(

For obvious reasons of conflict of interest, i must recuse myself from consideration.
And, unless the mods don't mind a thread about it, we're gonna have to do as such for now.
Indeed.

Sure thing!





It's a good offer, but I'd like to broaden my horizons a bit more if possible.




Yoo-hoo!!!
Liquor... mmm...
But....but....:eek:
I'll throw in the cutting board for free.:p

-3 wabbits
But it was all for Bumboat's love! I'd say that's easily worth a few dead rabbits, isn't it? Unless, of course, we're talking about this little fella - then we might have a real problem... :(

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/bunny.jpg

Close second, but the one who should have won didn't win, either.:(

Why the attempt to be cryptic, FD? I think most people could make an educated guess. :p

Perhaps.. I mean, she isn't ugly.

I just fail to see any common/general 'sexy' features.
Yeah, she is cute, but I don't find her particularly sexy, either.

:p

Thanks. Oh, and we have a clean-up in aisle 5.
"Attention K-Mart shoppers: there are Jews in Aisle 12. Attention K-Mart shoppers: there are Jews in Aisle 12.":p

But it was all for Bumboat's love! I'd say that's easily worth a few dead rabbits, isn't it? Unless, of course, we're talking about this little fella - then we might have a real problem... :(






http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7524/wabbit12vr.jpgX3!

Perhaps.. I mean, she isn't ugly.

I just fail to see any common/general 'sexy' features.
Yeah, she is cute, but I don't find her particularly sexy, either.Yeah, she is cute, but I don't find her particularly sexy, either.
Um, guys? Would you mind terribly maybe not dissecting the winners - or anybody else on the poll, for that matter - for how worthy they are in your eyes or would that be too much to ask?

Thank you. Highly appreciated. :rolleyes:

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7524/wabbit12vr.jpgX3!
I should hate you now, but that does make me laugh, so, nah. :p

Mwahahaha! Err, I mean, thanks :p

:fluffle:
*bows*;)
:fluffle:

I should hate you now, but that does make me laugh, so, nah. :p

For the love of wabbits hate me if you must just dont fluffle!:)

For the love of wabbits hate me if you must just dont fluffle!:) :fluffle:

But the smil-er is only a such a shameless smil-er because the evil power of the smilies is too strong to
resist. :( <-- see! They made me to that!
You don't like our smilies?:(
*cries*

Um, guys? Would you mind terribly maybe not dissecting the winners - or anybody else on the poll, for that matter - for how worthy they are in your eyes or would that be too much to ask?

Thank you. Highly appreciated. :rolleyes:

^

Quoted for attention. *taps whacking stick menacingly on table*

But it was all for Bumboat's love! I'd say that's easily worth a few dead rabbits, isn't it? Unless, of course, we're talking about this little fella - then we might have a real problem... :(

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/bunny.jpg

Yes! My love is worth it! Yay! :fluffle: :fluffle:
*buys you jewelry and chocolate*

Yes! My love is worth it! Yay! :fluffle: :fluffle:
*buys you jewelry and chocolate* http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love016.gif

Yes! My love is worth it! Yay! :fluffle: :fluffle:
*buys you jewelry and chocolate*

You and WYTYG are killing more wabbits than a 1960s gynacologist in a Catholic neighborhood!

I guess I cant hate either of you but still I cry for the bunnies.

PS did that procrastinating Peechy ever post your cropped pic?

I'LL AGREE WITH THAT!
:fluffle:
Naturally. You're not so bad yourself.
:fluffle:

PS did that procrastinating Peechy ever post your cropped pic?
No, I don't think she did.

But eh - I have the real McCoy, I don't need no sad little cropped version. :D

If you were Persephone you could both be Spring and Co-Ruler of hell.
I was tempted to mention that, but I'd rather not encourage delusions. She's much better than Persephone.

No, I don't think she did.

But eh - I have the real McCoy, I don't need no sad little cropped version. :D

OOO OOO OOO I want to see the cropped version!

I wanna see BB's face!

Why the attempt to be cryptic, FD? I think most people could make an educated guess. :p
Educated guess? Why, I have no idea what you mean....
http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/whistling.gif (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261474&postcount=845)

Um, guys? Would you mind terribly maybe not dissecting the winners - or anybody else on the poll, for that matter - for how worthy they are in your eyes or would that be too much to ask?

Thank you. Highly appreciated. :rolleyes:
I'm not saying she isn't worthy. Just that she's not to my taste. You all have my sincere (well, as sincere as I ever can be) congratulations on your placements. Very well done, of course. And it really isn't something I haven't said before. Anyone who reads the first 20 pages or so will find all of the few on-topic posts I made in this thread.

*runs off to play with the other spammers*

OOO OOO OOO I want to see the cropped version!

I wanna see BB's face!
I'm looking at her right now.:cool:

No, I don't think she did.

But eh - I have the real McCoy, I don't need no sad little cropped version. :D
*scans you with a tricorder/salt shaker*:p

I was tempted to mention that, but I'd rather not encourage delusions. She's much better than Persephone.

Yeah, poor Persephone might actually think she's me!

No, I'm co-ruler of the omniverse, if not the only ruler. Still trying to figure out if there is another ruler....

Naturally. You're not so bad yourself.
:fluffle:

:eek: :( ..........................:D :p

Yeah, poor Persephone might actually think she's me!

No, I'm co-ruler of the omniverse, if not the only ruler. Still trying to figure out if there is another ruler....
*raises hand, waving it around a bit*
Umm....cosmic balance. The other is moi.

Yeah, poor Persephone might actually think she's me!

No, I'm co-ruler of the omniverse, if not the only ruler. Still trying to figure out if there is another ruler....

THERE! Behind you!

You and WYTYG are killing more wabbits than a 1960s gynecologist in a Catholic neighborhood!

I guess I cant hate either of you but still I cry for the bunnies.

PS did that procrastinating Peechy ever post your cropped pic?
Nope but TBD was kind enough to do it. When I get home I'll send you one. I'm on my laptop at the moment. No pics. :( Speaking of pics, WYTYG will you send me that one of you that you posted but I missed? :cool:
I'd really like a copy. :fluffle: After all you have mine. :D

:eek: :( ..........................:D :p
Well, she isn't. Have you seen a pic of her?

Besides, sexy as she may be, she's got nothing on you.:eek: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif

THERE! Behind you!
Good thing you said something to her. I have this odd habit of sneaking up behind people without meaning to. They never hear it coming, then blame it on my creepiness or Cherokee blood.:(

Stop spamming!

Nope but TBD was kind enough to do it. When I get home I'll send you one. I'm on my laptop at the moment. No pics. :( Speaking of pics, WYTYG will you send me that one of you that you posted but I missed? :cool:
I'd really like a copy. :fluffle: After all you have mine. :D
I have it saved on my computer here....

Stop spamming!
*pelts Ruffy with spam*

Nope but TBD was kind enough to do it. When I get home I'll send you one. I'm on my laptop at the moment. No pics. :( Speaking of pics, WYTYG will you send me that one of you that you posted but I missed? :cool:
I'd really like a copy. :fluffle: After all you have mine. :D


YAYYYY!!!!!!
:cool:

Well, she isn't. Have you seen a pic of her?

Besides, sexy as she may be, she's got nothing on you.:eek: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif

But.... but.... you fluffled her! :(

:D

*pelts Ruffy with spam*

If he starts drowning I'll pull him out of the spam but YOU gotta give mouth to mouth!

But.... but.... you fluffled her! :(

:D
Yeah, it's just a little friendly :fluffle: You know I save the special one for you: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

;)

Yeah, it's just a little friendly :fluffle: You know I save the special one for you: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

;)

Who is going to field dress and cook all these ex bunnies?

If he starts drowning I'll pull him out of the spam but YOU gotta give mouth to mouth!
:eek:
*flees*

Who is going to field dress and cook all these ex bunnies?
Did the special one kill a bunny?

Yeah, it's just a little friendly :fluffle: You know I save the special one for you: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

;)

Yes, I know. But still, you fluffled her! :eek: ..... :p

Did the special one kill a bunny?

You fluffle soooo many sexy NS women I didnt think any fluffles were special for you anymore.

They each kill one.

Yeah, it's just a little friendly :fluffle: You know I save the special one for you: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

;)

Right just friendly between fellow lovers of women. ;-)

Yes, I know. But still, you fluffled her! :eek: ..... :p
Fluffles are only for worthy friends. You do want me to have friends, don't you? You don't want me to be so lonely I commit emocide, do you?:(

:p

You fluffle soooo many sexy NS women I didnt think any fluffles were special for you anymore.

They each kill one.
Ah, but that wasn't a fluffle. It was a kiss.:eek:

Yes, I know. But still, you fluffled her! :eek: ..... :p

I'm sure we'd both rather fluffle you. :) :fluffle:

Fluffles are only for worthy friends. You do want me to have friends, don't you? You don't want me to be so lonely I commit emocide, do you?:(

:p

There are a number of grieving bunny parents who would like to present an opposing viewpoint.

Right just friendly between fellow lovers of women. ;-)
That's right, but I think she noticed that you are, indeed a woman.;) :p

I'm sure we'd both rather fluffle you. :) :fluffle:
No, I have a special one for her.














*SURPRISES OXYMOON:*
http://209.85.12.232/4228/55/emo/x.gif

I'm sure we'd both rather fluffle you. :) :fluffle:

Then why haven't you both been fluffling me instead??? :p

:fluffle:

Ah, but that wasn't a fluffle. It was a kiss.:eek:

Uh Oh!

God will have to unstomp a rabbit.

pick a squashed one that looks like it deserves life and corrections will be made.

Heads are gonna roll over this.

*SURPRISES OXYMOON:*
http://209.85.12.232/4228/55/emo/x.gif

*is surprised*

There are a number of grieving bunny parents who would like to present an opposing viewpoint.
Let them take it up with you.:p

Uh Oh!

God will have to unstomp a rabbit.

pick a squashed one that looks like it deserves life and corrections will be made.

Heads are gonna roll over this.
*universe implodes*

Uh Oh!

God will have to unstomp a rabbit.

pick a squashed one that looks like it deserves life and corrections will be made.

Heads are gonna roll over this.

Oooooh! That one that someone else thought was cute! Correct the death of that one!

Then why haven't you both been fluffling me instead??? :p

:fluffle:
I always fluffle you!:eek:

:fluffle:

Well, whenever I get around to it. Sometimes the IM ueberfluffling keeps me sufficiently...distracted.

That's right, but I think she noticed that you are, indeed a woman.;) :p

Well I WANT her to notice that. :) But I'm you'd have better taste than to pick me over her even if I was available. :p

*Stands idly by*

Oooooh! That one that someone else thought was cute! Correct the death of that one!

If FD chooses that one it will be done. If I were you Id persuede him to pick that one

*is surprised*
:D :cool:

:gundge:

*Stands idly by*

Awww, poor unloved Gravlen. That's it, you're getting married to someone!

If FD chooses that one it will be done. If I were you Id persuede him to pick that one

FD, you will choose that cute one, or no more ueberfluffling for you! :)

Well I WANT her to notice that. :) But I'm you'd have better taste than to pick me over her even if I was available. :p
Oh, selecting you is only in good taste, but she...she tastes so...desirable.;)

FD, you will choose that cute one, or no more ueberfluffling for you! :)

Dont rush him there are a million dead wabbits who wanna see their brothers and sisters again

FD, you will choose that cute one, or no more ueberfluffling for you! :)
Yes, choose the cute one!

FD, you will choose that cute one, or no more ueberfluffling for you! :)
I was trying to finish the other post to tell you to revive whichever one you wanted, but Jolt made me lag for 15 minutes.:(

Oh, selecting you is only in good taste, but she...she tastes so...desirable.;)
Really? *daydreams* Wow! I hope I get to find out someday! ;)

Awww, poor unloved Gravlen. That's it, you're getting married to someone!
Yeah...
Might make things better.

Dont rush him there are a million dead wabbits who wanna see their brothers and sisters again
But I'm not partial to any of them.:p

I was trying to finish the other post to tell you to revive whichever one you wanted, but Jolt made me lag for 15 minutes.:(

The cute one then?

Yes, choose the cute one!
I defer my decision to her.

I defer my decision to her.


http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5240/livewabbit0mj.gif

Really? *daydreams* Wow! I hope I get to find out someday! ;)
YA RLY! But don't count on it.;)

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5240/livewabbit0mj.gif
Excellent.
*steeples fingers and waits for ueberfluffles*

YA RLY! But don't count on it.;)
Oh I'm not counting on it but it makes for nice daydreams.
:fluffle: to WYTYG

Oh I'm not counting on it but it makes for nice daydreams.
:fluffle: to WYTYG


Well that bunny didnt last very long the second time around did he?

Oh I'm not counting on it but it makes for nice daydreams.
:fluffle: to WYTYG
Indeed it does.
*gets lost in daydreams again*

Well that bunny didnt last very long the second time around did he?
You could have killed a different bunny.:rolleyes:

You could have killed a different bunny.:rolleyes:

Dont blame me. There's a list of bunnies in numerical order. Poor Sam's number was up. Again. I am merely following orders.

Dont blame me. There's a list of bunnies in numerical order. Poor Sam's number was up. Again. I am merely following orders.
Eh, his number should have been reset later on the list....

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5240/livewabbit0mj.gif
I don't get it..

I don't get it..
*waves hand casually*
You don't want it, either.

I don't get it..

That's bunny ressurection. Its like a rabbit zombie without all the negative side effects

*waves hand casually*
You don't want it, either.
I need to understand it.

What the hell does it mean?

Excellent.
*steeples fingers and waits for ueberfluffles*

*ueberfluffles*

YA RLY! But don't count on it.;)

I feel so.... so..... wanted?

I feel so.... so..... wanted?

You ARE! And apparently tasty too! :cool: :D

I need to understand it.

What the hell does it mean?
*waves hand to initiate the Jedi Mind Trick once more*
You don't need to understand....

*ueberfluffles*
Yay!:D
*waits for her return to AIM*

I need to understand it.

What the hell does it mean?

It will all be explained in post 3345

I feel so.... so..... wanted?
I meant don't count on tasting you....
And yes, you should. Very much so. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

You ARE! And apparently tasty too! :cool: :D
Oh, she is indeed...so very tasty....
*refrains from any physical indication of ecstasy for fear of seeming too creepy*

Oh, she is indeed...so very tasty....
*refrains from any physical indication of ecstasy for fear of seeming too creepy*
Mmmm WYTYG :D

Mmmm WYTYG :D
:eek: Creepy...

That's bunny ressurection. Its like a rabbit zombie without all the negative side effects
Ah.

:eek: Creepy...
Better than crepe-y!

Better than crepe-y!


Crepes are delicious! Like neatly folded pancakes with extras.

Crepes are delicious! Like neatly folded pancakes with extras.
But would you want to look like one? :p

Actually I meant the crepe paperlike skin some people have. :eek:

*ueberfluffles*

I want an UberFluffle too! :(

But would you want to look like one? :p

Actually I meant the crepe paperlike skin some people have. :eek:

Maybe a flaming crepes suzette. Those look nice.

There there, we can't all win ;)

:fluffle:
Well, you're all winners in my eyes :D
Heh.

Well, you're all winners in my eyes :D
Heh.
You're only saying that because you're a loser too! :p

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5240/livewabbit0mj.gif
Oh my God, I just now saw that. Fantastic :p. Here, have a special, non-bunny-killing fluffle :fluffle: - but share it with P&P and Bumboat for wanting to save my cute bunny.

Speaking of pics, WYTYG will you send me that one of you that you posted but I missed? :cool:
I'd really like a copy. :fluffle: After all you have mine. :D
Aha! So sending us your pic was really just a sneaky way to guilt us into sending you ours. Very clever, Ms. Lesbian Judge Bumboat, very clever. Premeditation, if I ever saw it. :p

But since you've been busy with the innuendo all over the forum tonight, methinks I should give in, if only to keep down your post count. And it was only a silly blurry cleavage pic anyway, so eh. Although, maybe for you I could dig up some other ones... :D

Oh my God, I just now saw that. Fantastic :p. Here, have a special, non-bunny-killing fluffle :fluffle: - but share it with P&P and Bumboat for wanting to save my cute bunny.

Ive sworn to BritSter to never fluffle unless dire circumstances require it.

However against all reason I snuck another rabbit in to be stomped in Sam's place after bumboat wantonly anti-creepy fluffled. Sam may go in peace and be fruitful and multiply or what-have-you.

Aha! So sending us your pic was really just a sneaky way to guilt us into sending you ours. Very clever, Ms. Lesbian Judge Bumboat, very clever. Premeditation, if I ever saw it. :p

But since you've been busy with the innuendo all over the forum tonight, methinks I should give in, if only to keep down your post count. And it was only a silly blurry cleavage pic anyway, so eh. Although, maybe for you I could dig up some other ones... :D
Hel-lo....

Ive sworn to BritSter to never fluffle unless dire circumstances require it.

However against all reason I snuck another rabbit in to be stomped in Sam's place after bumboat wantonly anti-creepy fluffled. Sam may go in peace and be fruitful and multiply or what-have-you.
Here's Sam going "neener neener, I made you let me get away!" :)

And he will totally get away with that, too, because he knows he's just too gosh-darn cute. :p

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/tanjaaskani_2.jpg

Ive sworn to BritSter to never fluffle unless dire circumstances require it.

However against all reason I snuck another rabbit in to be stomped in Sam's place after bumboat wantonly anti-creepy fluffled. Sam may go in peace and be fruitful and multiply or what-have-you.
You're doing an excellent job Not Bad, you've been promoted to bunnie-killer.

Paris Hilton!!!!!!!

Hel-lo....
:p Do you have some kind of special word recognition program running or how come you always find these kinds of posts?

Here's Sam going "neener neener, I made you let me get away!" :)

And he will totally get away with that, too, because he knows he's just too gosh-darn cute. :p

He's just saving Sam so he can threaten to kill him another time, once Sam's dead it will be harder to send you all on guilt trips whenever you fluffle.

He's just saving Sam so he can threaten to kill him another time, once Sam's dead it will be harder to send you all on guilt trips whenever you fluffle.
That plan's not half bad. Damn.

I think Sam may start to cry (it may just be his hay fever, though).

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/3918964.jpg

:p Do you have some kind of special word recognition program running or how come you always find these kinds of posts?
There are three explinations I could give of varying degrees of truth, none of them make me look good so I'll let you choose:

1. With the exception of having just got up to get a sandwich and a cigar, I literally have not moved from this spot since this time yesterday.

2. I have a tuned radar for this kind of thing for lonely guys that evolves from our early teen years ability to find abandoned porn in empty fields.

3. I am stalking you in the way only a slacker could, by casually clicking on any thread where I see you're the last poster.

Mmmm WYTYG :D
Yes, well, you go drool over here while I drool over mine.;)

1. With the exception of having just got up to get a sandwich and a cigar, I literally have not moved from this spot since this time yesterday.
OMG, and I was actually going to ask you if you had finally been to bed yet. But then I figured you must have slept during the last 4 hours or so. Silly me.

Well, in regard to all three explanations: at least you're honest. :p

Also, you got a TG (in a bit, you will).

I want an UberFluffle too! :(
Maybe you should ask WYTYG. Ueberfluffles are...special, and governed by the Laws of Sexual Preference.:p *nods*

That plan's not half bad. Damn.

I think Sam may start to cry (it may just be his hay fever, though).

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/3918964.jpg
He's crying because you all wont stop fluffling. Not Bad, I heard if you rub salt into a bunnies eyes he'll stop crying.

You're only saying that because you're a loser too! :p
I didn't say it, and I'm still a loser.:(

That plan's not half bad. Damn.

I think Sam may start to cry (it may just be his hay fever, though).

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/3918964.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/1ce368d6.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/688c51df.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/41ba9462.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/bbb20a36.jpg

Chinchillas and ferrerts, that's hot.

He's crying because you all wont stop fluffling. Not Bad, I heard if you rub salt into a bunnies eyes he'll stop crying.
I love you.

I just.. words cannot describe how much I love you.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/1ce368d6.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/688c51df.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/41ba9462.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/bbb20a36.jpg

Chinchillas and ferrerts, that's hot.
Awwww! *cue squealing noises over cute little furballs*

Are they yours? Also - damn, I totally forgot about the Photography thread - I haven't even looked yet at your so lovingly and painstakingly linked pictures! :eek:

Aha! So sending us your pic was really just a sneaky way to guilt us into sending you ours. Very clever, Ms. Lesbian Judge Bumboat, very clever. Premeditation, if I ever saw it. :p

But since you've been busy with the innuendo all over the forum tonight, methinks I should give in, if only to keep down your post count. And it was only a silly blurry cleavage pic anyway, so eh. Although, maybe for you I could dig up some other ones... :D

I got them thanks! Woohoo! You are lovely! Or at least what I can see of you is and so is your personality. :)

I love you.

I just.. words cannot describe how much I love you.
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

I could be wrong about the salt thing though, maybe it's vodka you're meant to rub in the bunnys eyes.
Do you know? :confused:

I love you.

I just.. words cannot describe how much I love you.
*coughclichécough*:p

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/1ce368d6.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/688c51df.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/41ba9462.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/bbb20a36.jpg

Chinchillas and ferrerts, that's hot.
One day I will have a pair of these:
http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/white-tip.jpg
California laws be damned. And I'll have a big terrarium or whatever it's called where they'd have enough room to do this (http://lamington.nrsm.uq.edu.au/images/fauna/Sugar.jpg) so I could walk in with a chick and put a treat on my shoulder and it'd be all (http://lamington.nrsm.uq.edu.au/images/fauna/Sugar.jpg) and land on my shoulder and she'd be all (http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/fanart/teral/awwwww.jpg) and I'd be like, "That's right bab-ay (http://www.hoslap.net/pimp.gif)."

Yeah.

Awwww! *cue squealing noises over cute little furballs*

Are they yours?
No :(

The chinchilla was $149 and the ferrets just looked so happy being together, and momma would make me return them :mad:
Also - damn, I totally forgot about the Photography thread - I haven't even looked yet at your so lovingly and painstakingly linked pictures! :eek:
I might be adding more later.

And on the topic of photos, a local magazine is having a contest, so I'm entering it :cool:

Out of my thousands of pictures, I've picked 13.

I might be asking later for help on which three to leave out.

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

I could be wrong about the salt thing though, maybe it's vodka you're meant to rub in the bunnys eyes.
Do you know? :confused:
Vodka works too, but not as much as battery acid.

Vodka works too, but not as much as battery acid.

You big meany! :gundge:

And on the topic of photos, a local magazine is having a contest, so I'm entering it :cool:

Out of my thousands of pictures, I've picked 13.

I might be asking later for help on which three to leave out. Ooh, you should definitely enter the one you took of those pink hyacinths, a close-up, all pink and bright sunlightish white. Know which one? I actually saved it on my computer because I liked it so much. :)

Vodka works too, but not as much as battery acid.
I hope Not Bad is reading this, these are good threats to make to the flufflers. Thanks Ruffy! :D

I hope Not Bad is reading this, these are good threats to make to the flufflers. Thanks Ruffy! :D

I thought you'd given up on the violence? Are you still killing bunnies?
:fluffle:

One day I will have a pair of these:
http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/white-tip.jpg
California laws be damned. And I'll have a big terrarium or whatever it's called where they'd have enough room to do this (http://lamington.nrsm.uq.edu.au/images/fauna/Sugar.jpg) so I could walk in with a chick and put a treat on my shoulder and it'd be all (http://lamington.nrsm.uq.edu.au/images/fauna/Sugar.jpg) and land on my shoulder and she'd be all (http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/fanart/teral/awwwww.jpg) and I'd be like, "That's right bab-ay (http://www.hoslap.net/pimp.gif)."

Yeah.
That's hot.

:cool:

I'll be back soon.

My front yard looks over the entire village, peeps wif big illegal fireworks below us, good view.

I thought you'd given up on the violence? Are you still killing bunnies?

Nope, I've got Not Bad to kill bunnies for me. I'm still non-violent! :(

Nope, I've got Not Bad to kill bunnies for me. I'm still non-violent! :(

Not Bad are you a bunny-killer? If you are you get no pics from me!

Not Bad are you a bunny-killer? If you are you get no pics from me!
It's okay Not Bad. I've explained to her that you let all the cute ones escape.

It's okay Not Bad. I've explained to her that you let all the cute ones escape.
Yes, but my decision stands!
:fluffle:

Yes, but my decision stands!

If you're that bothered Not Bad, I'll get someone else to kill the bunnys for you. Maybe Minoriteeburg...

Ooh, you should definitely enter the one you took of those pink hyacinths, a close-up, all pink and bright sunlightish white. Know which one? I actually saved it on my computer because I liked it so much. :)
I know what oyu're talking about.. but.. can you show me? :p

I hope Not Bad is reading this, these are good threats to make to the flufflers. Thanks Ruffy! :D
No problem :cool:

No problem :cool:
Are you not a fluffler anymore? You could join my group if you like.

I'm doing a study to see if castrated men fluffle as much as they did before. You can help me with this, I'll borrow you my hedge trimmers if you wish so you can start castrating the flufflers. Stay away from Gravlen though.

Are you not a fluffler anymore? You could join my group if you like.

I'm doing a study to see if castrated men fluffle as much as they did before. You can help me with this, I'll borrow you my hedge trimmers if you wish so you can start castrating the flufflers. Stay away from Gravlen though.
:eek: You're Mean!
*Starts handing out Fluffle based forcefields*

:eek: You're Mean!
*Starts handing out Fluffle based forcefields*
*Builds a machine that nulls the forcefield*
My machine is powered by the blood of bunnies by the way, I'd stop handing out those forcefields if I was you. :p

2000 :cool:

Are you not a fluffler anymore? You could join my group if you like.

I'm doing a study to see if castrated men fluffle as much as they did before. You can help me with this, I'll borrow you my hedge trimmers if you wish so you can start castrating the flufflers. Stay away from Gravlen though.
I am no longer a fluffler, well atleast untill they put it back up, because I'm lazy.

You forgot the word "let" BTW :p

And.. sure. Who's first?

I am no longer a fluffler, well atleast untill they put it back up, because I'm lazy.

You forgot the word "let" BTW :p

And.. sure. Who's first?
I'm thinking Fascist Dominion, I've noticed him fluffling a lot.

:eek: You're Mean!
*Starts handing out Fluffle based forcefields*
*gets battery acid*

I'm thinking Fascist Dominion, I've noticed him fluffling a lot.
Hmm.... aiight.

Hmm.... aiight.
Or Peisandros, it's your choice though.

Ruffy I give you the title of Chief Castrater of the anti-fluffle movement.
Please put in in your sig! :)

Hmm.... aiight.
*Leaps on Ruffy*
I'm bigger than you! *groin kick*
"Gimme that!" *Steal shears*
"If I see using these again I'll snip YOU!"
*walks off*

*Leaps on Ruffy*
I'm bigger than you! *groin kick*
"Gimme that!" *Steal shears*
"If I see using these again I'll snip YOU!"
*walks off*
My precious hedge trimmers! *Snatches them back*

I've so many happy memories of these. *Looks at Cluichstans blood stains on the blades*

Or Peisandros, it's your choice though.
Hrm.

Ruffy I give you the title of Chief Castrater of the anti-fluffle movement.
Please put in in your sig! :)
Done-diddley

Hrm.
I don't care about Peisandros but I have a use for FD's genes in my experiments. You snip him I snip you. remember! :mad:

Hrm.
Is there a problem? I though you'd enjoy this job.

*Leaps on Ruffy*
I'm bigger than you! *groin kick*
"Gimme that!" *Steal shears*
"If I see using these again I'll snip YOU!"
*walks off*
*watches Britster pwn j00*

I don't care about Peisandros but I have a use for FD's genes in my experiments. You snip him I snip you. remember! :mad:
Ruffys with me now, you'll have to get past me! :upyours:

Is there a problem? I though you'd enjoy this job.
I've decided to snip FD.

He hurts, so do a few others :)

Is there a problem? I though you'd enjoy this job.
Maybe he's worried about his family jewels. Or maybe he thinks that if he starts that job then all the men on NS who like their gonads are going to pound the everloving crap out of him.

I've decided to snip FD.

He hurts, so do a few others :)

*Gets out the laser*
Ok don't say I didn't warn you.

Maybe he's worried about his family jewels. Or maybe he thinks that if he starts that job then all the men on NS who like their gonads are going to pound the everloving crap out of him.
I'll protect him. All the men on NS should consider NOT FLUFFING! Then they won't be castrated. :D

I don't care about Peisandros but I have a use for FD's genes in my experiments. You snip him I snip you. remember! :mad:
I have connections on this forum. You can't get near me.

*Gets out the laser*
Ok don't say I didn't warn you.
*watches as five huge bodyguards jump on you*

I have connections on this forum. You can't get near me.
Topless pic to the first person who stops Ruffy!
I think I'll see if I can get TBD to join me in this.

*Gets out the laser*
Ok don't say I didn't warn you.
*Gives Ruffy protective armour, with LIVE BUNNIES strapped to it*

It's no use, you'll only be killing innocent little animals. :p

*watches as five huge bodyguards jump on you*
Turns the 5 into 500 smoking pieces

Maybe he's worried about his family jewels. Or maybe he thinks that if he starts that job then all the men on NS who like their gonads are going to pound the everloving crap out of him.
Nope. :cool:

Topless pic to the first person who stops Ruffy!
I think I'll see if I can get TBD to join me in this.
*tazors you*

*Gives Ruffy protective armour, with LIVE BUNNIES strapped to it*

It's no use, you'll only be killing innocent little animals. :p
Mwahahaha!

*Gives Ruffy protective armour, with LIVE BUNNIES strapped to it*

It's no use, you'll only be killing innocent little animals. :p

Ducks into the lab and comes back with dart gun
Shoots the bunny over Ruffy's groin with dart
Bunny grows to tremendous size

Now you either have to set it free before it gets big enough to squash them flat or suffer the same cruel fate you would hand out to other men at the whims of your cruel Mistress.

Ducks into the lab and comes back with dart gun
Shoots the bunny over Ruffy's groin with dart
Bunny grows to tremendous size

Now you either have to set it free before it gets big enough to squash them flat or suffer the same cruel fate you would hand out to other men at the whims of your cruel Mistress.
*Quickly unstrapps the bunny, takes it to my laboratory and removes the dart*

This growth potion will come in use, I'll have to research into replicating it.

*Waits for the bunny to grow human sized then gets my henchman to kill it. Skins the bunny and makes it into a fur coat* I'll have to make more of these and sell them off, I'll make plenty of cash. Thanks! :D

The anti-fluffle movement fails because, due to its massive propaganda, the rate of the word "fluffle" per message has risen to alarming figures.

Even anti-fluffle warriors use the F-word everywhere.

I've just read over 10 pages of anti-fluffle and rodent spam. And this message is contaminated too.

Quarantine! Quarantine!

Topless pic to the first person who stops Ruffy!
I think I'll see if I can get TBD to join me in this.

What? I'll put in a topless pic too? :p

What? I'll put in a topless pic too? :p

!YaY!

:fluffle:

!YaY!

:fluffle:

Hey don't get too excited, I haven't agreed to this yet :p

:fluffle:

Hey don't get too excited, I haven't agreed to this yet :p

:fluffle:


:fluffle:
*mumbles something about implicit contracts*

Here's Sam going "neener neener, I made you let me get away!" :)

And he will totally get away with that, too, because he knows he's just too gosh-darn cute. :p

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/tanjaaskani_2.jpg


http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3030/wabbit2eu.gif

FLORT. :p :D

Also: :mad: Bunny killer! :(

Not Bad are you a bunny-killer? If you are you get no pics from me!

Ive never got any yet after..like.....forEVER, so I prolly wasnt going to get any anyway.

Yeah, poor Persephone might actually think she's me!

No, I'm co-ruler of the omniverse, if not the only ruler. Still trying to figure out if there is another ruler....
You're not even close. I've been Supreme and Sole Ruler of the Omniverse since September 2005. There was a public announcement and everything.

You fail at life.

You're not even close. I've been Supreme and Sole Ruler of the Omniverse since September 2005. There was a public announcement and everything.

You fail at life.

That isnt something to be proud of.

You are doing a crap job. Shape up or ship out.:rolleyes: :p

shall we declare this over and St. the winner

shall we declare this over and St. the winner
Oh, it's been over since July 2nd. :p

the contest is over....the thread never dies....

I have connections on this forum. You can't get near me.
*sneaks up behind you and slits your throat*
*melds back into the shadows*
None are safe from the Don (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261331&postcount=794).:cool:

What? I'll put in a topless pic too? :p
*volunteers immediately to stop Ruffy*;) :p

:fluffle:

That isnt something to be proud of.

You are doing a crap job. Shape up or ship out.:rolleyes: :p
*applause and cheering with an occasional shrill whistle*

the contest is over....the thread never dies....
*pumps Water of Life into thread*

That isnt something to be proud of.

You are doing a crap job. Shape up or ship out.:rolleyes: :p
No, I'm doing a great job.... one of my primary objectives is to cause the end of life on the planet Earth in the most sadistic and evil way possible, but nonetheless so subtly that no-one will be able to trace it back to me. Why do you think I invented AIDS, after all? :)

*quietly presses a button and the ground under Fascist Dominion slides apart, causing him to fall 50,000 feet into a bottomless pit containing only a plethora of boring, mature, intellectual people who will ignore his spam and fluffle*

Remember, every time you fluffle, God pours battery acid in a bunny's eyes then disembowels it with tweezers and a blunt rusty knife....

No, I'm doing a great job.... one of my primary objectives is to cause the end of life on the planet Earth in the most sadistic and evil way possible, but nonetheless so subtly that no-one will be able to trace it back to me. Why do you think I invented AIDS, after all? :)

*quietly presses a button and the ground under Fascist Dominion slides apart, causing him to fall 50,000 feet into a bottomless pit containing only a plethora of boring, mature, intellectual people who will ignore his spam and fluffle*

Remember, every time you fluffle, God pours battery acid in a bunny's eyes then disembowels it with tweezers and a blunt rusty knife....
*converts boring, mature, intellectuals with his own boring, intellectual maturity not in evidence in General*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/borg_assimilation_faces.gif

:fluffle:
*mumbles something about implicit contracts*
*drafts explicit contracts*
Doh!:headbang:

No, I'm doing a great job.... one of my primary objectives is to cause the end of life on the planet Earth in the most sadistic and evil way possible, but nonetheless so subtly that no-one will be able to trace it back to me. Why do you think I invented AIDS, after all? :)

*quietly presses a button and the ground under Fascist Dominion slides apart, causing him to fall 50,000 feet into a bottomless pit containing only a plethora of boring, mature, intellectual people who will ignore his spam and fluffle*

Remember, every time you fluffle, God pours battery acid in a bunny's eyes then disembowels it with tweezers and a blunt rusty knife....

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
What did you say? I can't hear you because I'm too busy fluffling!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
What did you say? I can't hear you because I'm too busy fluffling!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif
:fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
What did you say? I can't hear you because I'm too busy fluffling!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
You'll regret it when disemboweled and blinded dead bunnies start appearing all over your house! *shakes fist*

You'll regret it when disemboweled and blinded dead bunnies start appearing all over your house! *shakes fist*
I really like you, Czardas.

Some advice though: Don't quote the fluffles!

You'll regret it when disemboweled and blinded dead bunnies start appearing all over your house! *shakes fist*
Can you skin them too? I have a hare stew recipe I'd like to try...
You do know that I am responsible for my actions but not for yours right?
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Can you skin them too? I have a hare stew recipe I'd like to try...
You do know that I am responsible for my actions but not for yours right?
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Mind if I invite myself over sometime to try the aforementioned recipe?

Death and taxes, you're right... the State problem. Where is Adam Smith when we most need him? *cries with despair*
*recovers*Good question.
I nearly forgot I wasn't a liberal.I suspect that would be whether or not you got caught doing something with someone else's $ or not, wouldn't it?

Nebulous souls are very valuable, you know.The hardest part is the exchange. It's always a non-fixed value ;)

She's good at that. :) :p

Hmmm.
*rubs chin*
*blocks smilie*

Mind if I invite myself over sometime to try the aforementioned recipe?
Sure! All Flufflers are welcome! Besides I need another skin sample for that lab project.
Your always mutating DNA is a good base for adding others.

Stop with all the fuckin' DNA shit! Ahhhhh!!

Stop with all the fuckin' DNA shit! Ahhhhh!!
*consoles*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/sadhug_tweetz.gif

*strokes Peisandros's hair ... keeps a memento*

Sure! All Flufflers are welcome! Besides I need another skin sample for that lab project.
Your always mutating DNA is a good base for adding others.
The best part is the best method for extracting...samples.:p

:eek: Nevar! My slaves only get fluffles, never the whip. *nods*
SELF-ish. :(
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/fouet.gif

*consoles*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/sadhug_tweetz.gif

*strokes Peisandros's hair ... keeps a memento*
You're an evil, evil man.

Stop with all the fuckin' DNA shit! Ahhhhh!!
*examines your nose*

Hmm..

*plucks nose hair and puts in little baggy*

*walks away*

*examines your nose*

Hmm..

*plucks nose hair and puts in little baggy*

*walks away*
Freak..

You're all freaks!

You're an evil, evil man.
There you are Peisandros, I'm doing an experiment too...

Ruffy castrate this man! :D

*examines your nose*

Hmm..

*plucks nose hair and puts in little baggy*

*walks away*
*steals the baggy and dumps it into Bumboat's anti-Ruffy potion*

There you are Peisandros, I'm doing an experiment too...

Ruffy castrate this man! :D
Nooo!!

*goes insane*

It's mine... It's all mine!

You're an evil, evil man.
There's a thread for such sentiments, you know ... :p

The best part is the best method for extracting...samples.:p
You just love the scalpel?

Nooo!!

*goes insane*

It's mine... It's all mine!
Just be quiet, you're interfering with progress you are. Experiments are a good thing! :D

Freak..

You're all freaks!
Oh you're jus----FUCKING WOW! THE HYBRID!

*runs to forum*

all of them are just... ugly. the best looking one i'd have to say dakani she's pretty decent.

You just love the scalpel?
No, that's not the best way to get the most...fertile DNA.;)

Nooo!!

*goes insane*

It's mine... It's all mine!
*examins*

*snip*

Creationist my ass!

*collects contents*

*runs to lab*

Just be quiet, you're interfering with progress you are. Experiments are a good thing! :D
No. They're disgusting, vile things.

all of them are just... ugly. the best looking one i'd have to say dakani she's pretty decent.
*shoves you out the General window*

No, that's not the best way to get the most...fertile DNA.;)
LOL No offense but its the only thing I'M harvesting your DNA with!:cool:

all of them are just... ugly. the best looking one i'd have to say dakani she's pretty decent.
I think you're ugly.

Oh you're jus----FUCKING WOW! THE HYBRID!

*runs to forum*
:fluffle:

You scare me.

*examins*

*snip*

Creationist my ass!

*collects contents*

*runs to lab*
Bastard! Give it back!

*examins*

*snip*

Creationist my ass!

*collects contents*

*runs to lab*
What are you going to do with the 'contents'? I don't need them for my experiment Ruffy! :confused:

*examins*

*snip*

Creationist my ass!

*collects contents*

*runs to lab*
*steals Czardas's powers to rewind time*
*tosses Ruffy to Cerberus for all eternity*

There are three explinations I could give of varying degrees of truth, none of them make me look good so I'll let you choose:

1. With the exception of having just got up to get a sandwich and a cigar, I literally have not moved from this spot since this time yesterday.

2. I have a tuned radar for this kind of thing for lonely guys that evolves from our early teen years ability to find abandoned porn in empty fields.

3. I am stalking you in the way only a slacker could, by casually clicking on any thread where I see you're the last poster.
She knows about the fourth option. *nods emphatically*

Bastard! Give it back!
Oh...Burn the 'contents' Ruffy! :D

No. They're disgusting, vile things.
And you no longer have them :D

*steals Czardas's powers to rewind time*
*tosses Ruffy to Cerberus for all eternity*
Does this mean I.. get.. It.. back?

LOL No offense but its the only thing I'M harvesting your DNA with!:cool:
Don't you have a lab assistant handy?;)

And you no longer have them :D
I consider 'them' to be an 'it'.
:eek:

Straughn, I cought the hybrid, and collected more DNA.

*throws contents to Straughn*
*runs off to put hybrid in cage*

Oh...Burn the 'contents' Ruffy! :D
Noooooo!!!

Does this mean I.. get.. It.. back?
Indeed. *nods*

I consider 'them' to be an 'it'.
:eek:
I gave you a vagina.

Noooooo!!!
You should feel proud that you are contributing to my experiment. You are doing quite well actually...*scribbles some words in my notepad* :D

Indeed. *nods*
*celebrates*

Screw you BS and Ruffy!!

*dances*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/1ce368d6.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/688c51df.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/41ba9462.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/bbb20a36.jpg

Chinchillas and ferrerts, that's hot.
Weasels!!!!
*dances weasel dance*

This thread has teh :cool: -est little cute animals in it! *gets all sentimental*

I gave you a vagina.
Lies.