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yep.

Yep.
You fucker!

Sigworthy!:D :cool:

THANK YOU

What is going on here? Why is this thread still going? Sheesh!

What is going on here? Why is this thread still going? Sheesh!
Well you've just bumped it, I don't think you really mind that this thread is still going....:p

Well you've just bumped it, I don't think you really mind that this thread is still going....:p

Naturally. :cool:

Wow.

WOW!

Oh my dear goddess!!
*is completely out of words right now*


"I want to thank all the other girls, my mom, god and my country!
I promise I'll do everything I can to make this world a better place!!" :p

But really, to talk the truth, I really want to thank ALL OF YOU.
Especially the other girls.

Beautiful Darkness
Miss Holy See
Terrorist Cakes
Dakini
Cabra West
Pride and Prejudice
Ilie
Peechland
Whereyouthinkyougoing

Your sweetness and beautiness couldn't be put down in words.
<3
This couldn't be possible without you!


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Nice Speech!
:fluffle:

Oh, stop being so sarcastic, Czardas.
Oh, stop being so female, Lisa. Or so Asian. Or so Canadian.

You get the idea.

Or is mother nature providing wifi?
I've been on a few beaches that were totally wireless. Don't ask me why. It's as though people would rather go on the internet than stare at scantily clad men and women, go swimming, or sunbathe. (Or all three.)

The sad thing is, I did.

i think there should be an NS bikini pageant, but thats just me.

So are the men allowed to enter that one? :p

So are the men allowed to enter that one? :p

Only the men are allowed to enter that one! ;)

Only the men are allowed to enter that one! ;)
What's the point in even having a poll? We all know that Straugn will win.
Unless you want to pester all the men for photos of them in bikinis, I doubt anyone will actually enter a photograph though. :rolleyes:

What's the point in even having a poll? We all know that Straugn will win.
Unless you want to pester all the men for photos of them in bikinis, I doubt anyone will actually enter a photograph though. :rolleyes:
Eutrusca probably will. He seems the type. :D

FD and P&P, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

:p

*runs off again in fear of beatings from both parties*

No, I'll just smack you! In a non-violent sort of way... :p

Eutrusca probably will. He seems the type. :D
Yeah, I think he would. I guess I had blocked out the thought of eut in a thong. :eek:

Eutrusca probably will. He seems the type. :D

Mmmm... Eutrusca in a bikini.... yummy.... :rolleyes:

Mmmm... Eutrusca in a bikini.... yummy.... :rolleyes:
If he reads that, he'll stalk you forever! :D If you delete it I'll edit the quote. Run awaaaayyyy!!!

Yeah, I think he would. I guess I had blocked out the thought of eut in a thong. :eek:
There are worse things, really. Like Michael Moore in a thong. Or several other people I won't care to make you lose meals over. :D

If I can photoshop a bikini onto a cat, I might enter too...

There are worse things, really. Like Michael Moore in a thong. Or several other people I won't care to make you lose meals over. :D

If I can photoshop a bikini onto a cat, I might enter too...
That'd be cute! I mean the cat in a bikini. Although cats aren't really the right shape to fit into bikinis. Oh well...:rolleyes:

That'd be cute! I mean the cat in a bikini. Although cats aren't really the right shape to fit into bikinis. Oh well...:rolleyes:
Cats are cute enough to not need clothes or makeup to enhance their appearance the way humans do. Humans can and frequently are very ugly. At least in my unhumble opinion.

If he reads that, he'll stalk you forever! :D If you delete it I'll edit the quote. Run awaaaayyyy!!!

Yes, yes he will... uh-oh! :eek: Naw, it's all good.

Cats are cute enough to not need clothes or makeup to enhance their appearance the way humans do. Humans can and frequently are very ugly. At least in my unhumble opinion.

:fluffle:

:fluffle:
Um... what?

Um... what?

For the bit about the cats. That's why I quoted it. :rolleyes:

For the bit about the cats. That's why I quoted it. :rolleyes:
P&P you've confused and disgusted me and Czardas. Use words when you wish to say something, not fluffles! *Drowns a puppy* Rememder: WORDS!

For the bit about the cats. That's why I quoted it. :rolleyes:
Let me introduce you to an unusual new invention.

We like to call it the keyboard.

You can use it to express emoticons through actual words! You know, the kind you see in your Jane Austen! Isn't that exciting?

*Drowns a puppy*

Let me introduce you to an unusual new invention.

We like to call it the keyboard.

You can use it to express emoticons through actual words! You know, the kind you see in your Jane Austen! Isn't that exciting?

*Drowns a puppy*

:rolleyes:

I like to save my precious words for my books.

And if you recall, I'm on the fluffler side! ;)

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h86/TheTalkingPony/DontFluffle.jpg



I've been waiting for a chance to use that again! :D

:rolleyes:

I like to save my precious words for my books.

And if you recall, I'm on the fluffler side! ;)
Then, no offence intended, but... you suck.

Feel free to spend the rest of your life engaging in cybersex with degenerates.

I think she's gone...

Usually when I insult the flufflers they all reply by overwhelming me with fluffles. You're really good at this Czardas, one day I hope to have the same influence on people as you do. :p

I think she's gone...

Usually when I insult the flufflers they all reply by overwhelming me with fluffles. You're really good at this Czardas, one day I hope to have the same influence on people as you do. :p
You'll have to set your join date back a year or two, increase your post count by a few thousand, and make some serious and helpful posts (like the "Newbies read this" link in my signature). Also feel free to claim to be the Supreme Ruler of just about anything, flirt shamelessly while claiming to reproduce asexually (yeah, that was a stroke of genius on my part), and subtly manipulate someone into creating a cult around you. You'll end up where I am, at the right end of the General Forum Royalty.

Then, no offence intended, but... you suck.

Feel free to spend the rest of your life engaging in cybersex with degenerates.

I will! ;)

But on a serious note, if I'm not supposed to use the emoticons, then why are they there?

And no, BritSter, the drowning puppies won't stop me, but I'm not going to just use the fluffle for no reason. I use it when I want to, not just as retaliation. Jeez.

But on a serious note, if I'm not supposed to use the emoticons, then why are they there?
Because Jolt is ruled by a bunch of stupid lazy admins who won't take them away...

(Just kidding Redhawk. You know we love ya really. XD)

I will! ;)

But on a serious note, if I'm not supposed to use the emoticons, then why are they there?

And no, BritSter, the drowning puppies won't stop me, but I'm not going to just use the fluffle for no reason. I use it when I want to, not just as retaliation. Jeez.
It's stopped people before. I've updated my sig, look at the second link at the bottom. That has converted someone to the anti-fluffle group. :D
Thanks for not fluffling again, I really wouldn't mind so much if people only used them on occasion but I see people fluffle constantly. In most of their posts and sometimes multiple times! It's really not needed that much! I'm glad you're not one of the fluffle whores.

That'd be cute! I mean the cat in a bikini. Although cats aren't really the right shape to fit into bikinis. Oh well...:rolleyes:

It might not be exactly a bikini, but...

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7128/terriblegatoenbikini3pf.jpg

It might not be exactly a bikini, but...

Sorry but I've decided dressing up cats isn't cool, most cats would hate being made to wear clothes. I'll still like to see Czardas photoshop a bikini onto a cat though. I'm sure that would win any poll, being so cute. :p

It might not be exactly a bikini, but...

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7128/terriblegatoenbikini3pf.jpg

*laughs* YES!!! :p

It might not be exactly a bikini, but...

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7128/terriblegatoenbikini3pf.jpg
Well, yeah... kinda.

+1.5

Sorry but I've decided dressing up cats isn't cool, most cats would hate being made to wear clothes. I'll still like to see Czardas photoshop a bikini onto a cat though. I'm sure that would win any poll, being so cute. :p

This may not be Czardas' work, but it is Photoshop too.

This may not be Czardas' work, but it is Photoshop too.

Very obviously Photoshop (or otherwise altered :p ).

This may not be Czardas' work, but it is Photoshop too.
I don't have photoshop on my comp anyway, so you win Round 1.

I don't have photoshop on my comp anyway, so you win Round 1.

Ohhh, I didn't do it. I remembered I had this picture in my Received Files folder (don't know why) and posted it. ;)

Harlesburg is a GURL!

*adds agar-agar to thicken the plot*
Sure looks that way.

*tosses in a 30-kg bag of flour*

Yeah, but the Zodiac is BS anyways...

I got nominated for this didn't i?:p
:mp5: -The Beautiful Darkness (yeah she'll stop you!!!)-Godmode or not!
Of course it is.

And yes, she will stop me with fluffling and her...huge tracts of land.;) :p

Ohhh, I didn't do it. I remembered I had this picture in my Received Files folder (don't know why) and posted it. ;)
Well, you win round 1/4 then... for remembering... I guess.

Well, you win round 1/4 then... for remembering... I guess.
Better get used to it, bunny.
:D

And soon:

Sexiest fluffle :fluffle:

:D
You know The Beautiful Darkness wins that one hands down.;)

Better get used to it, bunny.
:D
Not giant enough, try size 7.

You know The Beautiful Darkness wins that one hands down.;)

Never! That's ME! Because... er.... I only fluffle when I want to?

Erm... maybe I'll win sexiest minister! :p

THANK YOU
Indeed. *bows*

Not giant enough, try size 7.
M'kay!
GIANT PINK PET BUNNY
...so do you eat a lot and leave little pebbles 'round for me to take care of?

BTW - link? Or am i shootin' in the dark here evermore?

No, I'll just smack you! In a non-violent sort of way... :p
Careful. I hear twins sometimes feel each others' pain.;)

M'kay!
GIANT PINK PET BUNNY
...so do you eat a lot and leave little pebbles 'round for me to take care of?
I eat a fair deal. I'm especially fond of human flesh.

And the little pebbles are estimated to weigh about as much as an M1A2.


... Link? For what?

Careful. I hear twins sometimes feel each others' pain.;)
What part of "non-violent" did you fail to understand?...

If he reads that, he'll stalk you forever! :D If you delete it I'll edit the quote. Run awaaaayyyy!!!
Too late. I've already got her covered.;)

I eat a fair deal. I'm especially fond of human flesh.

And the little pebbles are estimated to weigh about as much as an M1A2.


... Link? For what?
When the shaol did i adopt you as my lap bunny, even if you ARE a size 7?

*trying to remember*
*distractOed*

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h86/TheTalkingPony/DontFluffle.jpg



I've been waiting for a chance to use that again! :D
I like the other one better.;)

I will! ;)

But on a serious note, if I'm not supposed to use the emoticons, then why are they there?

And no, BritSter, the drowning puppies won't stop me, but I'm not going to just use the fluffle for no reason. I use it when I want to, not just as retaliation. Jeez.
You will, eh? Good to know the answer to that one.;)

Careful. I hear twins sometimes feel each others' pain.;)

Only when siamese, I'd imagine.

Good thing I'm not from Siam. :p

When the shaol did i adopt you as my lap bunny, even if you ARE a size 7?

*trying to remember*
*distractOed*
I don't remember either... If you want I can take you out, but you have to think of someone I can replace you with. Anyone would be fine.

Never! That's ME! Because... er.... I only fluffle when I want to?

Erm... maybe I'll win sexiest minister! :p
You're the sexiest something, alright.;)

You're the sexiest something, alright.;)
'Minion, you do spam far too much.

/post 9999

What part of "non-violent" did you fail to understand?...
Pain isn't always due to violence.:rolleyes:

I like the other one better.;)


you mean this one?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/Motivate/motivator9af0768e44c931b793124e048a.jpg

You're the sexiest something, alright.;)

Yes, but what's the something? :D

Only when siamese, I'd imagine.

Good thing I'm not from Siam. :p
Tibet? The Lady tells me I'm now Tibetan.

And no, it isn't just with siamese. My sisters had trouble with it when they were younger. One of them had health issues, and the other felt it, too, even when they were separated by a city's breadth.

Pain isn't always due to violence.:rolleyes:
If Pride had intended to cause pain in another way, she probably would have said so....

you mean this one?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/Motivate/motivator9af0768e44c931b793124e048a.jpg
That is teh WIN.

A few more anti-fluffle motivational posters like that and you'll be approaching the likes of Straughn and Cluichstan at the top of the line of random pictureists.

'Minion, you do spam far too much.

/post 9999
Nonsense.:cool: (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261331&postcount=794)

That is teh WIN.

A few more anti-fluffle motivational posters like that and you'll be approaching the likes of Straughn and Cluichstan at the top of the line of random pictureists.

if it wasnt for that post whore site, cluich wouldnt have much material

:eek:

did i just say that out loud? :D


thanks though, you find some odd pics on the photobucket search.

Tibet? The Lady tells me I'm now Tibetan.

And no, it isn't just with siamese. My sisters had trouble with it when they were younger. One of them had health issues, and the other felt it, too, even when they were separated by a city's breadth.

I'm more Tibetan than you! </annoying&taunting voice>

Meh.

you mean this one?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/Motivate/motivator9af0768e44c931b793124e048a.jpg
No, I meant the one involved Hassel....
*is kidnapped by black vans*

Nonsense.:cool: (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11261331&postcount=794)
Dude. You spam more than I used to. And I frequently clocked up rates of 2-400 posts a day. Once I think it was 533.

Then again, you are both obsolete, and a newb, so I can laugh at you and your post-whoring antics as much as I want.

No, I meant the one involved Hassel....
*is kidnapped by black vans*

:eek:

see, thats why we dont talk about the hassel......

*is kidnapped by black vans*

if it wasnt for that post whore site, cluich wouldnt have much material

:eek:

did i just say that out loud? :D
Don't worry..... the red light does mean the mic is off, no really...

thanks though, you find some odd pics on the photobucket search.
I believe it. :cool:

Yes, but what's the something? :D
Everything that matters. :fluffle:

:eek:

see, thats why we dont talk about the hassel......

*is kidnapped by black vans*
David HasselhoffDavid HasselhoffDavid HasselhoffDavid HasselhoffDavid HasselhoffDavid HasselhoffDavid HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff

See? As a god, I can say it as much as I want without being kidnapped by black v.....

*vroom!*

If Pride had intended to cause pain in another way, she probably would have said so....
Not all pain is intended.

I don't remember either... If you want I can take you out, but you have to think of someone I can replace you with. Anyone would be fine.
Nah.
Your discretion.
Normally, i would've noticed. Do i have to egocheck this?

BTW - i kinda like the idea of you being on my lap w/some heavy petting. :)

Everything that matters. :fluffle:

Aw.... :fluffle:

I'm more Tibetan than you! </annoying&taunting voice>

Meh.
But...but...she said I was the Dalai Lama!:eek:

Dude. You spam more than I used to. And I frequently clocked up rates of 2-400 posts a day. Once I think it was 533.

Then again, you are both obsolete, and a newb, so I can laugh at you and your post-whoring antics as much as I want.
Meh.:rolleyes:

But...but...she said I was the Dalai Lama!:eek:

But what if I want to be the Sexiest Dalai Lama?

That is teh WIN.

A few more anti-fluffle motivational posters like that and you'll be approaching the likes of Straughn and Cluichstan at the top of the line of random pictureists.
Hey - as random as my points might be, i stick to them like The UN abassadorship's lips to Cheney's nipples!
:(

:eek:

see, thats why we dont talk about the hassel......

*is kidnapped by black vans*
*all black vans explode*

Nah.
Your discretion.
Normally, i would've noticed. Do i have to egocheck this?

BTW - i kinda like the idea of you being on my lap w/some heavy petting. :)
:P

Is that why you (or someone, or me) suggested it then?

But what if I want to be the Sexiest Dalai Lama?
Come on, you know well that the Dalai Lama doesn't really matter that much.

Get a room, you two...

*all black vans explode*

:eek:

good thing i escaped in time, i just showed the guys in the black van the picture of H......you know who.

Hey - as random as my points might be, i stick to them like The UN abassadorship's lips to Cheney's nipples!
:(
Cool it Wayne, randomness is a compliment....

Aw.... :fluffle:
*blushes*
:fluffle:

But what if I want to be the Sexiest Dalai Lama?
You'll have to wait in line?:p

:P

Is that why you (or someone, or me) suggested it then?
....I'm not hearing a "no".
:D

Cool it Wayne, randomness is a compliment....
The photos aren't! *cries*

:eek:

good thing i escaped in time, i just showed the guys in the black van the picture of H......you know who.
Escaped? Ha! A little ball of intense, searing heat never hurt anyone of my caliber.:cool:

:D
That wasn't something you didn't not fail to notice, right?

You'll have to wait in line?:p

:eek: Never! No more fluffles for you! ... :p j/k

That wasn't something you didn't not fail to notice, right?
Do i have to link a pic of Zoidberg to emphasize my point?

This thread is still alive? :eek:

This thread is still alive? :eek:
Some of us are more fond of Terri Schiavo republi-tactics than others ... :(

:eek: Never! No more fluffles for you! ... :p j/k
Kidding about what? Waiting in line or the fluffles?:p

This thread is still alive? :eek:
No....
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif

Some of us are more fond of Terri Schiavo republi-tactics than others ... :(
:headbang:

No....
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif
Hmm.

:gundge:

Some of us are more fond of Terri Schiavo republi-tactics than others ... :(

Wonderful answer. Indeed!

Kidding about what? Waiting in line or the fluffles?:p

The fluffles. I'm not going to be kept from my proper place by you!

Some of us are more fond of Terri Schiavo republi-tactics than others ... :(
We're waiting for the Supreme Court ruling.

Although really, I've hit 10000, I should stop for the night. That and it's 3 AM.

Do i have to link a pic of Zoidberg to emphasize my point?
No, that is not something you don't not hardly have to do.

Hmm.

:gundge:
:eek:

The fluffles. I'm not going to be kept from my proper place by you!
I wouldn't dream of it, but who's to say what your proper place is?

Wonderful answer. Indeed!
*bows*

*cries*

So ... for as many posts came up on the "beautiful woman - inside" thread, i was wondering if you had any qualifications for your SOUL on there (i haven't read all the thread yet - my apologies if you have already indulged) that might call in a few more takers?
Kind of like ... "i prefer a ... dusty-skied sunset OR a clean maritime sunset after a heavy rain" ...?
:)

I wouldn't dream of it, but who's to say what your proper place is?
Depends on which way you swing, don't it?

Speaking of which, I'm off to bed. Don't wail and tear your hair too loudly at my absence everyone. ;)

We're waiting for the Supreme Court ruling.

Although really, I've hit 10000, I should stop for the night. That and it's 3 AM.
I can't believe i passed you.
Good to have standards, though. :)
Nightie.
*pets Czardas softly....*

I wouldn't dream of it, but who's to say what your proper place is?

I am! True, Dalai Lama is limiting myself a bit, since I AM a goddess...

*bows*

*cries*

So ... for as many posts came up on the "beautiful woman - inside" thread, i was wondering if you had any qualifications for your SOUL on there (i haven't read all the thread yet - my apologies if you have already indulged) that might call in a few more takers?
Kind of like ... "i prefer a ... dusty-skied sunset OR a clean maritime sunset after a heavy rain" ...?
:)
Soul? Someone said soul? May I have it?

:headbang:
THAT's not how it happened!
:(

Soul? Someone said soul? May I have it?
We're working on that, i think. Negotiations, IIRC, are an option at this point.

I can't believe i passed you.
I was smart, I quit spamming just before I lost all self-respect.

Some haven't learned that quite yet.

*zzzz........*

Depends on which way you swing, don't it?

Speaking of which, I'm off to bed. Don't wail and tear your hair too loudly at my absence everyone. ;)
*ignores Czardas's departure*

I am! True, Dalai Lama is limiting myself a bit, since I AM a goddess...
I figured it out!:eek: You're the sexiest goddess, which makes you a sex goddess.;) :p

We're working on that, i think. Negotiations, IIRC, are an option at this point.
Ah, I see.

I figured it out!:eek: You're the sexiest goddess, which makes you a sex goddess.;) :p

I figured it out! I'm the sexiest goddess, which makes me about to kill you sexily for having implied that I'm a sex goddess. :p

I figured it out! I'm the sexiest goddess, which makes me about to kill you sexily for having implied that I'm a sex goddess. :p
"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn." Especially a sex goddess's.:p

*bows*

*cries*

So ... for as many posts came up on the "beautiful woman - inside" thread, i was wondering if you had any qualifications for your SOUL on there (i haven't read all the thread yet - my apologies if you have already indulged) that might call in a few more takers?
Kind of like ... "i prefer a ... dusty-skied sunset OR a clean maritime sunset after a heavy rain" ...?
:)

not yet, I'm still waiting for offers, but as you were the soul broker here, I sit back and waited for proper action

I prefer a city skyline at night, is you ask. Or a conifer woodland.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn." Especially a sex goddess's.:p

Sex goddesses do not belong in Hell. Think about it...

I've always seen myself more as a Hera type, except not married to Zeus so not continually turning women into cows and such like that. Actually, I'm probably Spring. Except more powerful.

not yet, I'm still waiting for offers, but as you were the soul broker here, I sit back and waited for proper action

I prefer a city skyline at night, is you ask. Or a conifer woodland.
I told you I'd take it off your hands.

Sex goddesses do not belong in Hell. Think about it...

I've always seen myself more as a Hera type, except not married to Zeus so not continually turning women into cows and such like that. Actually, I'm probably Spring. Except more powerful.
No, but Hell does have large amounts of scorn....Wait...So you admit you're a sex goddess, eh?:p

No, but Hell does have large amounts of scorn....Wait...So you admit you're a sex goddess, eh?:p

No, I just told you that I'm probably like Spring, but more powerful.

No, I just told you that I'm probably like Spring, but more powerful.
Nah, I think you're more like Athena, but before I appoint you to that position, do you object to wearing your enemy's skin in battle?

Nah, I think you're more like Athena, but before I appoint you to that position, do you object to wearing your enemy's skin in battle?

Ew, yes I do. And me, a war goddess? I don't think so! Artemis might work, actually, aside from the really and truly killing people bit.

Ew, yes I do. And me, a war goddess? I don't think so! Artemis might work, actually, aside from the really and truly killing people bit.
LOL I know. I just wanted to ask about the skin.:p I think you are best as the goddess you are.

Wearing your slain enemy's skin is soooooo 1990s.

Does Pallas still even sell designer wear?

I was smart, I quit spamming just before I lost all self-respect.

Some haven't learned that quite yet.

*zzzz........*
Well, as Tom Lehrer said about me once ...

"Mr. Straughn's muse is unfettered by such inhibiting factors as ... taste.

LOL I know. I just wanted to ask about the skin.:p I think you are best as the goddess you are.

:fluffle:

not yet, I'm still waiting for offers, but as you were the soul broker here, I sit back and waited for proper action

I prefer a city skyline at night, is you ask. Or a conifer woodland.
Conifer woodland. That's quite workable. *jots down*

As for the city - which cities are your preference? Something hilly and historic, like pre-1906 San Francisco ...
or perhaps New York in one of the pre-talkies (considering your portfolio here)
?


First consideration (although second mention):
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11290810&postcount=3122

:fluffle:
:D :fluffle:

I told you I'd take it off your hands.
C'mon c'MON, you need to give some offer.
It's not a BURDEN ... it's a quite valuable commodity.
Trust me on this one.
I need to hear what kind of future would be in store for the soul in question!

C'mon c'MON, you need to give some offer.
It's not a BURDEN ... it's a quite valuable commodity.
Trust me on this one.
I need to hear what kind of future would be in store for the soul in question!

He'll give it to me to prove his religious devotion to me?

C'mon c'MON, you need to give some offer.
It's not a BURDEN ... it's a quite valuable commodity.
Trust me on this one.
I need to hear what kind of future would be in store for the soul in question!
I'd keep it well-polished in my collection of other people's souls. What else could one do with a soul?:confused:

He'll give it to me to prove his religious devotion to me?
Nah, but maybe for Christmas.:p

I'd keep it well-polished in my collection of other people's souls. What else could one do with a soul?:confused:!
There isn't a polish available that can outrun the potential tarnish.
Besides, they're quite pleasurably malleable.
*nods emphatically*

He'll give it to me to prove his religious devotion to me?
Hmmm.
That's a possibility ...
Funny though, the most that you folks are offering are basically scorn and contempt. Certainly you can see how much potential Miss Holy See possesses.
Hence ... the issue of possession requires some extra-special consideration.

!
There isn't a polish available that can outrun the potential tarnish.
Besides, they're quite pleasurably malleable.
*nods emphatically*
I prefer to keep the ore...er, soul. Just to flaunt my victory over my enemy.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL PARTICIPANTS!

Now that that's out of the way, I am proud to award prizes!

St Aesthetis, the victor at first place wins...

Sarkhaan, Bumboat and Ladameansmerci! Ny treasured helper slaves who I have decided to place at your disposal for as long as you want them. Have fun.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Empty noodle cake into microwave safe bowl. Break into quarters. Add two cups of boiling water, microwave on high for 120 seconds. Add contents of flavour sachet and stir.

Erm.

I believe I have my manuals mixed up. You'll figure out how to use them, i'm sure.

At second place, the lovely miss Holy See wins...

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/pope-1.jpg

An Ivory (plastic) Pope-on-a-rope!

At third place, the beautiful Dakini wins, (thanks to her costume for giving me the idea...)

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

Ninja-Cat! He'll...well, he'll come in handy one day for something. *nods*

At fourth place, The certainly-true-to-her-namesake Beautiful Darkness wins...

http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/lantern-hanging-eden-tt77n_lg.jpg

A chocolate Japanese hanging lantern! (chocolate model not pictured)

At fifth place, the stunning Whereyouthinkyougoing wins....

What she always wanted - an all-expenses-paid hot date with Eutrusca!

At sixth place, the very sexy Ilie wins...

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

A mystery ball! Why is the ball mysterious? Who knows? Is there anything inside the ball? Don't ask me! Why did I give it out as a prize? Hell if I know!

The ravishing Terrorist Cakes wins...

http://www.grownmencry.com/img/s/04_gallagher_splat.jpg

An exploding cake. Use it wisely. *nods*

The incredible Pride and Prejudice wins...

A big box of Victorian literature! (I have been waiting for so long to give that away...)

The always peachy Peechland wins...

A Peach farm...in Fiji!

Yeah, you probably can't grow peaches in Fiji. But it'd be a nice holiday house and stuff.

The amazing Cabra West wins...

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/seahorse/images/coralseahorsevu.jpeg

A seahorse with aquarium, to match the tattoo! (available in any colour desired)

Once again, congratulations to everyone - making it onto the poll is a feat in itself. :)

Conifer woodland. That's quite workable. *jots down*

As for the city - which cities are your preference? Something hilly and historic, like pre-1906 San Francisco ...
or perhaps New York in one of the pre-talkies (considering your portfolio here)
?


First consideration (although second mention):
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11290810&postcount=3122


If I could pick any city, I'd choose Paris in the 20's, as lived by the Surrealist movement.
I have a slight preference for Old World cities.
Or conifer woodlands, again. :D
I have a tiny cypress called Byron. He's almost blue.

You seem to be doing a good work up to now! :p

Hmmm.
That's a possibility ...
Funny though, the most that you folks are offering are basically scorn and contempt. Certainly you can see how much potential Miss Holy See possesses.
Hence ... the issue of possession requires some extra-special consideration.
Scorn and contempt!?:eek: I was going to keep it in a display to demonstrate how pure the rare good soul can be.
Hmph!
*stalks off*:mad:

I prefer to keep the ore...er, soul. Just to flaunt my victory over my enemy.
You realize of course, there's more than two folk looking to garner and wager souls, right?
How many enemies are you talking about? Or is that a generalization, like Us and Them?

Scorn and contempt!?:eek: I was going to keep it in a display to demonstrate how pure the rare good soul can be.
Hmph!
*stalks off*:mad:
It's all in the package. So far, you've said you can keep it from your enemy and put it on a shelf ...
this, however, is worded much better. I'll discuss it w/Miss Holy See.

At second place, the lovely miss Holy See wins...

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/pope-1.jpg

An Ivory (plastic) Pope-on-a-rope!

*cires with joy*

What I've always wanted!!!!!!
Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

A Pope-on-a-rope! My fellow Discordians will be so jealous!

If I could pick any city, I'd choose Paris in the 20's, as lived by the Surrealist movement.
I have a slight preference for Old World cities.
Or conifer woodlands, again. :D Classy. Agreed. *jotted down*
I have a tiny cypress called Byron. He's almost blue. So it could be said that Byron has a particular influence on the course of your soul's development?

You seem to be doing a good work up to now! :p
:) Thank you! *bows*

You realize of course, there's more than two folk looking to garner and wager souls, right?
How many enemies are you talking about? Or is that a generalization, like Us and Them?
The ubiquitous enemies. Yeah, but no one seems to have posted a better offer yet.

*cires with joy*

What I've always wanted!!!!!!
Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

A Pope-on-a-rope! My fellow Discordians will be so jealous!DISCORDIAN
I should have made more specific mention.
This does increase the prospective value considerably.
*nods frantically*

BTW ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11290927&postcount=3142
For consideration. :)

*cires with joy*

What I've always wanted!!!!!!
Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

A Pope-on-a-rope! My fellow Discordians will be so jealous!

Glad you liked it. :)

(psst...there's liquor inside if you unscrew the head.)

TBD shoulda won :(

The ubiquitous enemies. Yeah, but no one seems to have posted a better offer yet.
For obvious reasons of conflict of interest, i must recuse myself from consideration.
And, unless the mods don't mind a thread about it, we're gonna have to do as such for now.

*runs through thread*

So it could be said that Byron has a particular influence on the course of your soul's development?


Sure thing!


DISCORDIAN
I should have made more specific mention.
This does increase the prospective value considerably.
*nods frantically*

BTW ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11290927&postcount=3142
For consideration. :)


It's a good offer, but I'd like to broaden my horizons a bit more if possible.


Glad you liked it. :)

(psst...there's liquor inside if you unscrew the head.)

Yoo-hoo!!!
Liquor... mmm...

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL PARTICIPANTS!

Now that that's out of the way, I am proud to award prizes!

St Aesthetis, the victor at first place wins...

Sarkhaan, Bumboat and Ladameansmerci! Ny treasured helper slaves who I have decided to place at your disposal for as long as you want them. Have fun.

At second place, the lovely miss Holy See wins...

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/pope-1.jpg

An Ivory (plastic) Pope-on-a-rope!

At third place, Dakini wins, thanks to her costume...

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

Ninja-Cat! He'll...well, he'll come in handy one day for something. *nods*

At fourth place, The Beautiful Darkness wins...

http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/lantern-hanging-eden-tt77n_lg.jpg

A chocolate Japanese hanging lantern! (chocolate model not pictured)

At fifth place, Whereyouthinkyougoing wins....

What she always wanted - an all-expenses-paid hot date with Eutrusca!

At sixth place, Ilie wins...

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

A mystery ball! Why is the ball mysterious? Who knows? Is there anything inside the ball? Don't ask me! Why did I give it out as a prize? Hell if I know!

Terrorist Cakes wins...

http://www.grownmencry.com/img/s/04_gallagher_splat.jpg

An exploding cake. Use it wisely. *nods*

Pride and Prejudice wins...

A big box of Victorian literature! (I have been waiting for so long to give that away...)

Peechland wins...

A Peach farm...in Fiji!

Yeah, you probably can't grow peaches in Fiji. But it'd be a nice holiday house and stuff.

Cabra West wins...

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/seahorse/images/coralseahorsevu.jpeg

A seahorse with aquarium, to match the tattoo! (available in any colour desired)

Once again, congratulations to everyone - making it onto the poll is a feat in itself. :)
A most excellent job on the prizes and collation, if i may say so.
A follow-up perhaps, though ... i would *highly* recommend an instruction booklet or three regarding the first prize. Not only a good idea, but vital in certain circumstances! :eek:

Sure thing!Good - empathy for/with plants is a rare trait when genuine.

It's a good offer, but I'd like to broaden my horizons a bit more if possible.At your behest. All options are to your perusal.
*bows*

Good - empathy for/with plants is a rare trait when genuine.


Oh, but it only happens with Byron. He photosynthesizes 19th century poetry!

Oh, but it only happens with Byron. He photosynthesizes 19th century poetry!
Are we talking the same base pair here ... you know ... i thought, even w/19th century poetry, there were a few more letters than "C", "A", "T", and "G"?

Indeed, i've greatly underestimated plants AND 19th century poetry. :eek:

Never! That's ME! Because... er.... I only fluffle when I want to?

Erm... maybe I'll win sexiest minister! :p
Why "minister"? :confused:

For your perusal ...:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11291031&postcount=2048

Thusly, IL Ruffino has offered.

Are we talking the same base pair here ... you know ... i thought, even w/19th century poetry, there were a few more letters than "C", "A", "T", and "G"?

Indeed, i've greatly underestimated plants AND 19th century poetry. :eek:

Then you missed the ultimate romantic poem:

Ga-ga cat, by Lord Byron

Gag at tat, ga-ga cat.
Tag a gatt,
gatta attac,
gag a cat.

Hmm..

I'm pretty sure our #1 Sexiest Woman only won because she is a lesbian.

Then you missed the ultimate romantic poem:

Ga-ga cat, by Lord Byron

Gag at tat, ga-ga cat.
Tag a gatt,
gatta attac,
gag a cat.
How am i supposed to maintain a professional demeanor when i'm presented with such moving imagery? *sobs*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1381.gif

How's that look on a holiday card, btw?

That's The Kind Of Homophobist Attitudes I Have Come To Expect Here;) ...come On It Was A Free Vote , Dont Be A Silly Boy...just Because One ( Or More) Of The Contestants Is A Lesbian...well Done To All Who Competed Blimey Can't We Just Appriciate How Hot These Ladies Are Without Bringing In The Sexualllity And Stuff..gawd Bless Em All :)

That's The Kind Of Homophobist Attitudes I Have Come To Expect Here;) ...come On It Was A Free Vote , Dont Be A Silly Boy...just Because One ( Or More) Of The Contestants Is A Lesbian...well Done To All Who Competed Blimey Can't We Just Appriciate How Hot These Ladies Are Without Bringing In The Sexualllity And Stuff..gawd Bless Em All :)
.............

Us males are more likely to consider a lesbian hot. Deal with it.

How am i supposed to maintain a professional demeanor when i'm presented with such moving imagery? *sobs*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1381.gif

How's that look on a holiday card, btw?

:p
Photosynthetic poetry is an acquired taste. I see you have a refined soul. Is it for sale?

Hmm..

I'm pretty sure our #1 Sexiest Woman only won because she is a lesbian.
No, no ...
she won because she was quite appreciative of ALL gender perks!

No, no ...
she won because she was quite appreciative of ALL gender perks!
Oh yea, bisexual..
My bad :p

.............

Us males are more likely to consider a lesbian hot. Deal with it.

Come on, Peisandros. St Aesthetis deserves to be the winner... people voted her because she's beautiful.

:p
Photosynthetic poetry is an acquired taste. I see you have a refined soul. Is it for sale?
Not exactly, no ... Zoidberg is in charge of it. With a side of mayo.


Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!


BTW - the actual humour here is that i'm wearing my "I Hate Bottles" shirt i'd fashioned to be Fry for a All Hallow's Eve passed or two ago.

Come on, Peisandros. St Aesthetis deserves to be the winner... people voted her because she's beautiful.
I dunno. I think you deserve it more.

It's my personal taste and I'm allowed to state what it is.

I dunno. I think you deserve it more.

It's my personal taste and I'm allowed to state what that is too.

Sure you're allowed to! But I don't know... it's difficult to generalize when it comes to personal taste.


Not exactly, no ... Zoidberg is in charge of it. With a side of mayo.

BTW - the actual humour here is that i'm wearing my "I Hate Bottles" shirt i'd fashioned to be Fry for a All Hallow's Eve passed or two ago.

Ohhh, I see. :(
Never mind... one soul is enough for a professional tradesman like you.

Sure you're allowed to! But I don't know... it's difficult to generalize when it comes to personal taste.

Perhaps.. I mean, she isn't ugly.

I just fail to see any common/general 'sexy' features.

Ohhh, I see. :( Erm, it wouldn't be a peculiar conflict of interest at this point?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1471.gif
Never mind... one soul is enough for a professional tradesman like you.
Of course, you'd have to show me why i should or shouldn't confer with Dr. Zoidberg about the matter.

Erm, it wouldn't be a peculiar conflict of interest at this point?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1471.gif

Of course, you'd have to show me why i should or shouldn't confer with Dr. Zoidberg about the matter.

It's just that I love messing things up.

One of the possible scenarios was: if you sell my soul, let's say, to FD, and at the same time, I sell your soul to... erm, maybe Oxymoon. And then, they sell their souls back to us, but with a little added value... hey, wait... I've just invented capitalism!

It's just that I love messing things up.Ah, true to form, Discordian. :D
BTW - there should be often reprint of the "conversion advice" here on NS.

One of the possible scenarios was: if you sell my soul, let's say, to FD, and at the same time, I sell your soul to... erm, maybe Oxymoon. And then, they sell their souls back to us, but with a little added value... hey, wait... I've just invented capitalism!Truer words were never said.
Too bad my soul is so nebulous. Most of the time it's floating through others. Besides, the taxes are a MAJOR bummer.

Ah, true to form, Discordian. :D
BTW - there should be often reprint of the "conversion advice" here on NS.

Conversion advice?

Truer words were never said.
Too bad my soul is so nebulous. Most of the time it's floating through others. Besides, the taxes are a MAJOR bummer.

Death and taxes, you're right... the State problem. Where is Adam Smith when we most need him? *cries with despair*
*recovers*
I nearly forgot I wasn't a liberal.

Nebulous souls are very valuable, you know.

A most excellent job on the prizes and collation, if i may say so.
A follow-up perhaps, though ... i would *highly* recommend an instruction booklet or three regarding the first prize. Not only a good idea, but vital in certain circumstances! :eek:

Heh, i'll add it to that post. Gimme a few minutes. :p

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL PARTICIPANTS!

Now that that's out of the way, I am proud to award prizes!

St Aesthetis, the victor at first place wins...

Sarkhaan, Bumboat and Ladameansmerci! Ny treasured helper slaves who I have decided to place at your disposal for as long as you want them. Have fun.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Empty noodle cake into microwave safe bowl. Break into quarters. Add two cups of boiling water, microwave on high for 120 seconds. Add contents of flavour sachet and stir.

Erm.

I believe I have my manuals mixed up. You'll figure out how to use them, i'm sure.

At second place, the lovely miss Holy See wins...

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/pope-1.jpg

An Ivory (plastic) Pope-on-a-rope!

At third place, the beautiful Dakini wins, (thanks to her costume for giving me the idea...)

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

Ninja-Cat! He'll...well, he'll come in handy one day for something. *nods*

At fourth place, The certainly-true-to-her-namesake Beautiful Darkness wins...

http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/lantern-hanging-eden-tt77n_lg.jpg

A chocolate Japanese hanging lantern! (chocolate model not pictured)

At fifth place, the stunning Whereyouthinkyougoing wins....

What she always wanted - an all-expenses-paid hot date with Eutrusca!

At sixth place, the very sexy Ilie wins...

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

A mystery ball! Why is the ball mysterious? Who knows? Is there anything inside the ball? Don't ask me! Why did I give it out as a prize? Hell if I know!

The ravishing Terrorist Cakes wins...

http://www.grownmencry.com/img/s/04_gallagher_splat.jpg

An exploding cake. Use it wisely. *nods*

The incredible Pride and Prejudice wins...

A big box of Victorian literature! (I have been waiting for so long to give that away...)

The always peachy Peechland wins...

A Peach farm...in Fiji!

Yeah, you probably can't grow peaches in Fiji. But it'd be a nice holiday house and stuff.

The amazing Cabra West wins...

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/seahorse/images/coralseahorsevu.jpeg

A seahorse with aquarium, to match the tattoo! (available in any colour desired)

Once again, congratulations to everyone - making it onto the poll is a feat in itself. :)

WTF? Did they send you home a day early because you were being a prick again? :p

If I want a hot date with Eutrusca, I'll pay for it myself, thank you very much. Now get me a real price, buster. *smacks Kanabiana upside the head, none too softly*

Er, I mean, pretty please, you Judginess?

Now get me a real price, buster. *smacks Kanabiana upside the head, none too softly*


'

$23.75 ?

WTF? Did they send you home a day early because you were being a prick again? :p


Well, I said Wednesday, because I didn't think i'd be back until later tonight, but I managed to avoid the public transport nightmare.

If I want a hot date with Eutrusca, I'll pay for it myself, thank you very much. Now get me a real price, buster. *smacks Kanabiana upside the head, none too softly*

Er, I mean, pretty please, you Judginess?

No, and for being violent and rude to me, I take away your prize. *takes away*

Mwahahahahahaha.

'

$23.75 ?
:p

Thanks. Oh, and we have a clean-up in aisle 5.

Well, I said Wednesday, because I didn't think i'd be back until later tonight, but I managed to avoid the public transport nightmare. So basically they sent you home early for being a prick again.

No, and for being violent and rude to me, I take away your prize. *takes away*

Mwahahahahahaha.
*sigh*
I knew that editing in the last sentence would turn out to be a waste of good letters.

Although you didn't really think that through, sweetie pie, seeing how I'd repudiated your lousy price already. Muahahaaaa.

:p

Thanks. Oh, and we have a clean-up in aisle 5.

Yes maam.

So basically they sent you home early for being a prick again.

:confused:

*sigh*
I knew that editing in the last sentence would turn out to be a waste of good letters.

Although you didn't really think that through, sweetie pie, seeing how I'd repudiated your lousy price already. Muahahaaaa.

Well, if I made you pay for it yourself originally, it wouldn't have been much of a prize now, would it? :p

:confused:
Bah, it has come to the point where I can't even write a sentence without putting this guy -->:p behind it and not be misunderstood. Evil smilies, damn them all to hell. :(

Well, if I made you pay for it yourself originally, it wouldn't have been much of a prize now, would it? :p Bolded for actual truth. *pouts*

You know The Beautiful Darkness wins that one hands down.;)

Mwahahaha! Err, I mean, thanks :p

:fluffle:

Evil smilies, damn them all to hell. :(
:eek: Don't blame the smilies!

Bah, it has come to the point where I can't even write a sentence without putting this guy -->:p behind it and not be misunderstood. Evil smilies, damn them all to hell. :(

Hey, I took it as a joke the first time, it's just the second...you know, the persistent "again" making me suspect hidden seethery and such against my better judgement. :p

Bolded for actual truth. *pouts*

Harr :p

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL PARTICIPANTS!

Now that that's out of the way, I am proud to award prizes!

At fourth place, The certainly-true-to-her-namesake Beautiful Darkness wins...

http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/lantern-hanging-eden-tt77n_lg.jpg

A chocolate Japanese hanging lantern! (chocolate model not pictured)

*Devours* It's Beautiful Dark...Chocolate :D

Thanks! :fluffle:

TBD shoulda won :(

There there, we can't all win ;)

:fluffle:

*Devours* It's Beautiful Dark...Chocolate :D

Thanks! :fluffle:

You're welcome. :D

*Devours* It's Beautiful Dark...Chocolate :D

Thanks! :fluffle:
*SPRINTS into thread*
Did someone have... see... oh...

CHOCOLATE!!! :eek:
I want chocolate tooo :(
:eek: Don't blame the smilies!
...blame the smil-er! *nods* :p

...blame the smil-er! *nods* :p But the smil-er is only a such a shameless smil-er because the evil power of the smilies is too strong to
resist. :( <-- see! They made me to that!

*SPRINTS into thread*
Did someone have... see... oh...

CHOCOLATE!!! :eek:
I want chocolate tooo :(

If you'd come 4th in the Miss NS pagent, I'm sure you would have gotten a chocolate lantern too :p

But the smil-er is only a such a shameless smil-er because the evil power of the smilies is too strong to
resist. :( <-- see! They made me to that!Tsk, tsk. Wytyg is weak as ever. Whatever will we do? :p

But the smil-er is only a such a shameless smil-er because the evil power of the smilies is too strong to
resist. :( <-- see! They made me to that!
:eek: That's what I've been trying to say! Except that I claim that it's actually a force of good... :fluffle: Oops, sorry about that, I couldn't control it there for a second.

Smile wisely! :D

Tsk, tsk. Wytyg is weak as ever. Whatever will we do? :p
Be really, really nice to me, help me overcome my evil smiley addiction, always be kind and courteous no matter what bullshit I may post, not make any war jokes in my soccer threads, tell me you love me at least twice a day, and give me a real fucking price already?

No?

Oh. :( (<-- I did that out of my own free will, just to spite you all. Ha!)

If you'd come 4th in the Miss NS pagent, I'm sure you would have gotten a chocolate lantern too :p
You're right, of course. It's your well-earned reward for such an acomplishment. Here, this :fluffle: is also for you:
:fluffle:
*Steals a piece of chocolate while TBD is distracted by fluffles*
VICTORY! :D
*munch*
*Runs away*

:fluffle: Oops, sorry about that, I couldn't control it there for a second. Premature efluffluation? You really should get that looked into by a professional. :p

Be really, really nice to me, help me overcome my evil smiley addiction, always be kind and courteous no matter what bullshit I may post, not make any war jokes in my soccer threads, tell me you love me at least twice a day, and give me a real fucking price already?I love you :fluffle: (that's once)

I missed the bit about the price, and I'm not about to leaf through... 200 something pages :eek: ... to find out what you mean... but if you'll explain it to me, I might just give you a real price...

Oh. :( (<-- I did that out of my own free will, just to spite you all. Ha!)
Free will? Your illusion maybe :D

Be really, really nice to me, help me overcome my evil smiley addiction, always be kind and courteous no matter what bullshit I may post, not make any war jokes in my soccer threads, tell me you love me at least twice a day, and give me a real fucking price already?
*Stops running, starts singing*
Aaaaaaand a Monty Python song:
Sit on my fac*Gets tackled by TBD*

You're right, of course. It's your well-earned reward for such an acomplishment. Here, this :fluffle: is also for you:
:fluffle:
*Steals a piece of chocolate while TBD is distracted by fluffles*
VICTORY! :D
*munch*
*Runs away*

*Blushes* :fluffle:- Oi! Come back here with my chocolate! :p

*Stops running, starts singing*
Aaaaaaand a Monty Python song:
Sit on my fac*Gets tackled by TBD*

*Stuffs Gravlen and makes him the star of the dead parrot sketch* :p

I love you :fluffle: (that's once)Awww, nothing to make you feel good quite like a blackmailed declaration of love. *sniff* (sneaky fluffle edit, eh? ;p)

I missed the bit about the price, and I'm not about to leaf through... 200 something pages :eek: ... to find out what you mean... but if you'll explain it to me, I might just give you a real price... It's only 2 pages. You can start here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11291389&postcount=3178). *glowers*

Free will? Your illusion maybe :DBut that's what I'm saying! :eek: <-- they're starting it again, cheeky little bastards.

Premature efluffluation? You really should get that looked into by a professional. :p
BritSter is threatening with drastic action involving sharp pointy instruments... I want a second opinion!
:fluffle:

*Stops running, starts singing*
Aaaaaaand a Monty Python song:
Sit on my fac*Gets tackled by TBD*Good thing about that tackle, too. That was about to go in a quite unintended direction there. :p

Awww, nothing to make you feel good quite like a blackmailed declaration of love. *sniff* (sneaky fluffle edit, eh? ;p)
To which I will reply: "I love you :fluffle:" (Woot! My quota for the day!)
It's only 2 pages. You can start here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11291389&postcount=3178). *glowers*€ 629.00

But that's what I'm saying! :eek: <-- they're starting it again, cheeky little bastards.Slave to the smilies? Poor, poor Wytyg... :D

*Stuffs Gravlen and makes him the star of the dead parrot sketch* :p
I'm feeling blue :(

But heh... I got some chocolate, so I'm happy... :fluffle: And I'm a *STAR* :D


*Disappears into a huge pile of paperwork*

(Woot! My quota for the day!) *sobs unlovedly into unloved pillow, with long, unloved sobs*
€ 629.00 Well, at least the price went up since the last quote. :p

*sobs unlovedly into unloved pillow, with long, unloved sobs*Aw. :(
Well, at least the price went up since the last quote. :pIt's only that cheap because I expect him to pick you up from the airport... ;)

It's only that cheap because I expect him to pick you up from the airport... ;) Who?

Who?Eut. If the price you're looking for was how much you'd have to pay for a hot date with him...

Eut. If the price you're looking for was how much you'd have to pay for a hot date with him...
Boy, you're really not helping here. I got the date for free in the first place - you think I'd be whining all this time because I wanted to pay for it instead?

I could make a pointed remark about how redirecting blood flow to the head sitting on your shoulders at least once in a while might help, but I won't. :D ;)

Boy, you're really not helping here. I got the date for free in the first place - you think I'd be whining all this time because I wanted to pay for it instead?

I could make a pointed remark about how redirecting blood flow to the head sitting on your shoulders at least once in a while might help, but I won't. :D ;)Well, now you've managed to turn me into a confused wreck...

Well, now you've managed to turn me into a confused wreck...

She's good at that. :) :p

She's good at that. :) :p
Depending on how his stingy Judginess meant that, this merits either a :( or a :D. Hmm. I'll go with the :D, just because I can. :)

Depending on how his stingy Judginess meant that, this merits either a :( or a :D. Hmm. I'll go with the :D, just because I can. :)What, only three types of smilies in that?

Depending on how his stingy Judginess meant that, this merits either a :( or a :D. Hmm. I'll go with the :D, just because I can. :)

It was meant to be a joke in reference to the earlier confusion :p

What, only three types of smilies in that?
You shouldn't dare me, Mister.
I had actually been looking at that smiley box and realized that I could legitimately have used every single one of the smilies to comment on his post.
Only common decency has kept me from completely crossing over to the evil side.

You shouldn't dare me, Mister.
I had actually been looking at that smiley box and realized that I could legitimately have used every single one of the smilies to comment on his post.
Only common decency has kept me from completely crossing over to the evil side.And the fact that there's a limit to how many smilies you can use in a post ;)
But we all know what happens when people dare you... :p

You shouldn't dare me, Mister.
I had actually been looking at that smiley box and realized that I could legitimately have used every single one of the smilies to comment on his post.
Only common decency has kept me from completely crossing over to the evil side.

I can see how you might :mp5: me, but :fluffle: me for making a joke (however light hearted) about you? :p

And the fact that there's a limit to how many smilies you can use in a post ;)Pffft, minor technicalities.
But we all know what happens when people dare you... :p
Actually, I don't think you do. ;)

ETA: Egads, I take that back, I just realiezd what you meant. :eek: Nevermind... <.<

Pffft, minor technicalities.They bind us all.

Actually, I don't think you do. ;)

ETA: Egads, I take that back, I just realiezd what you meant. :eek: Nevermind... <.<Muahahaha :D

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Us males are more likely to consider a lesbian hot. Deal with it.


erm I am a male , I found all the contestants hot ( see my post , if I could have voted for them all I would have) , just because one of the ladies digs chicks over guys dont make that a less attractive point in casting a vote , and if you see my post about the homophobist attitude , I guess you have never seen Daffydd the only gay in the village sketch on the UK "Little Britain" program , bit of Ironic humour there..so Chill winstan..reelax and smoke a phat one..
ps can anyone say "beer can" without sounding as if you are Jamacian saying "Bacon"??????
pps Ladies you are all winners in my eyes ( even my dodgy one) take a bow , eat your choccy pressies and bask in the glory :)
ppps coming on Nation States makes coming to work much better
pppps I helps if you are your own boss :)
Booyakasha repect and stuff
hugs
the Penrhos boys

I can see how you might :mp5: me, but :fluffle: me for making a joke (however light hearted) about you? :p
Why of course - I either could have decided that fake professions of fake love are the best weapon against your eminently silly little joke or I could have chosen to take your comment as a compliment on my presumably supreme skills in confusing Laerod.

See? Easy. :fluffle:

But we all know what happens when people dare you... :p

LOL :D

LOL :D
:fluffle:

Why of course - I either could have decided that fake professions of fake love are the best weapon against your eminently silly little joke or I could have chosen to take your comment as a compliment on my presumably supreme skills in confusing Laerod.

See? Easy. :fluffle:
Fake? You wound me. :p

But yes, you could take it as a compliment, but remember: it's not just Laerod afflicted by your superpower. Use this gift wisely. :p

:fluffle:Ah. So he gets a fluffle. Tell me, has he told you that he loves you today? Huh? :p

:fluffle:

Aw, great, now I even suspect your fluffles of carrying secret emnity, considering that last post.

Meh! Whatever. :fluffle:

Ah. So he gets a fluffle. Tell me, has he told you that he loves you today? Huh? :p
No, of course not. That's why he got the fluffle. It's a defensive disarmament fluffle. You'll eventually learn to distinguish between the two, young grasshopper.

Aw, great, now I even suspect your fluffles of carrying secret emnity, considering that last post.
I had hoped it would have been more than a suspicion, but then, what did I expect, really? *shakes head exaperatedly*

Fake? You wound me. :p :fluffle: I love this! This is awesome! Muahahahaaaaa.

But yes, you could take it as a compliment, but remember: it's not just Laerod afflicted by your superpower. Use this gift wisely. :p Aw, but where's the fun in that? *pouts*

I had hoped it would have been more than a suspicion, but then, what did I expect, really? *shakes head exaperatedly*


Ouch, now I don't know what to think. I'll leave now.

No, of course not. That's why he got the fluffle. It's a defensive disarmament fluffle. You'll eventually learn to distinguish between the two, young grasshopper.They look very similar, for some strange reason...

Ouch, now I don't know what to think. I'll leave now.
Aw, Pouty McPouterson, here, have a real one or two for the road: :fluffle: :fluffle: :)

They look very similar, for some strange reason...
You have to look deep into their soul. ;) Or simply pay attention to the posts. Either will do. :p

You have to look deep into their soul. ;) Or simply pay attention to the posts. Either will do. :pI see. I predict that these are meant to make me jelous, in addition to making poor Kanabia your willing slave:
Aw, Pouty McPouterson, here, have a real one or two for the road: :fluffle: :fluffle: :) ;)

I see. I predict that these are meant to make me jelous, in addition to making poor Kanabia your willing slave:
;)
Heh, normally, that would have been a pretty accurate guess :p, but he doesn't seem to be so willing at the moment, I think he's rather tired of me now. :p

I figured it out!:eek: You're the sexiest goddess, which makes you a sex goddess.;) :p

I'LL AGREE WITH THAT!
:fluffle:

Heh, normally, that would have been a pretty accurate guess :p, but he doesn't seem to be so willing at the moment, I think he's rather tired of me now. :p
That's why they are only "meant" to make him your willing slave. If he already was, you would be getting out the whip and not the fluffles.

:fluffle:

If you were Persephone you could both be Spring and Co-Ruler of hell.

That's why they are only "meant" to make him your willing slave. If he already was, you would be getting out the whip and not the fluffles.
:eek: Nevar! My slaves only get fluffles, never the whip. *nods*

but he doesn't seem to be so willing at the moment, I think he's rather tired of me now. :p

Oh, totally... ;)

That's why they are only "meant" to make him your willing slave. If he already was, you would be getting out the whip and not the fluffles.

But we can arrange something here....we can skip the fluffles, I suppose...

:p

Oh, totally... ;)*relieved*

But we can arrange something here....we can skip the fluffles, I suppose...

:p :eek: I'm almost tempted to tell you to disregard my last post then, but I... can't. I'm too much of a softy, not enough of a Dominatrix. Sigh. Story of my life. :p

:eek: I'm almost tempted to tell you to disregard my last post then, but I... can't. I'm too much of a softy, not enough of a Dominatrix. Sigh. Story of my life. :p

Actually, I think i'm too much of a wimp for that anyway, so meh. :p

:eek: Nevar! My slaves only get fluffles, never the whip. *nods*Silly Wytyg. You haven't got any slaves...
I'm almost tempted to tell you to disregard my last post then, but I... can't. I'm too much of a softy, not enough of a Dominatrix. Sigh. Story of my life.That's ok. There's some men out there that prefer not to be at the receiving end of the leash... :p

Silly Wytyg. You haven't got any slaves... Now exactly would you know that? You think the only place to get slaves is on NS General?
Think again, my friend. :)

Now exactly would you know that? You think the only place to get slaves is on NS General?
Think again, my friend. :)Couldn't resist the bait, could you? :p

Couldn't resist the bait, could you? :p Can I ever? :p I couldn't decide between posting that or posting "Pwned :(", but I didn't feel like giving up so quickly. :p

Can I ever? :p I couldn't decide between posting that or posting "Pwned :(", but I didn't feel like giving up so quickly. :pI like it when they struggle a bit :D

I like it when they struggle a bit :DI'm not even going there, so as not to get the precious thread locked for cyber sex. Too bad, too. :p