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Want to be a fluffler? I actually do fluffle :fluffle: :p

Im too disappointed to accept fluffles today. The anti-fluffler cause was lost.
Please let me accept defeat gracefully.

Maybe a raincheck?

If you become a fluffler, you'll be on Ruffys list...:mad:

Threats merely strengthen my resolve.

Besides I have perfected an anti Il Ruffino force field.

Im too disappointed to accept fluffles today. The anti-fluffler cause was lost.
Please let me accept defeat gracefully.

Maybe a raincheck?

Sure, a fluffler's arms are always open, except when they are embracing someone ;)

I'll be happy to give you some tongue!
:p
I'm also willing to send you my pic as I stated way back. I've seen yours and been a judge so its only fait that I show you me if you want to see.
Fair warning though! There be bare boobies in my pic! So you can't let any of the guys see. :cool: Girls only. :fluffle:

That sounds delightful. I must have missed that somewhere in the several pages of this thread. Tomorrow I will TG you my email or something of the sort, but I have to go home for now.

In the meantime you may have some :p back.

That sounds delightful. I must have missed that somewhere in the several pages of this thread. Tomorrow I will TG you my email or something of the sort, but I have to go home for now.

In the meantime you may have some :p back.

*filming*

That sounds delightful. I must have missed that somewhere in the several pages of this thread. Tomorrow I will TG you my email or something of the sort, but I have to go home for now.

In the meantime you may have some :p back.

Thanks! :fluffle:

A bit slow, mate. ;)
I noticed before I posted this time, so I'm getting faster, old man.:p

Yep, everyone but the hottest of them all! :D
That's what I said. :fluffle:
But I appreciate you trying once.

o.O Is it? Is it reaaaally that worthy?
*considers your huge tracts of land*
I was tempted to say yes, but I can't in good conscience.
*shakes fist at new-found emotions*

No worries :p

:fluffle:
*nods head respectfully*
:fluffle:

*considers your huge tracts of land*
I was tempted to say yes, but I can't in good conscience.
*shakes fist at new-found emotions*

Mwahaha *insert evil laughing smilie here*

You and your damn "innuendo", I swear you see it everywhere! :p
That's what the Lady tells me. But she also says that about Tweety.:eek: Besides, I only actively use it, after I have identified it, on special ladies. :fluffle:

That's what the Lady tells me. But she also says that about Tweety.:eek: Besides, I only actively use it, after I have identified it, on special ladies. :fluffle:

Is that supposed to be a compliment? :p

Mwahaha *insert evil laughing smilie here*
This one (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif)?

Is that supposed to be a compliment? :p
Do you want it to be?;)

This one (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif)?

Oh yes, that will do quite nicely :)

Oh yes, that will do quite nicely :)
Good taste. It's my personal favorite.;)

Good taste. It's my personal favorite.;)
Really, i tried Google Image searching it once i think i used Flaming Devil head... and found a different smilie clicked it and it went to a 'myspace' that was meant to be friends view only.
Well lets just say some Latino tart in New York likes to get naked.:(

Really, i tried Google Image searching it once i think i used Flaming Devil head... and found a different smilie clicked it and it went to a 'myspace' that was meant to be friends view only.
Well lets just say some Latino tart in New York likes to get naked.:(
You say that as if it's a bad thing.:p

Really, i tried Google Image searching it once i think i used Flaming Devil head... and found a different smilie clicked it and it went to a 'myspace' that was meant to be friends view only.
Well lets just say some Latino tart in New York likes to get naked.:(

ZOMG! nudidity and unclothed nekkedness on teh MySpace interweb !!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

You say that as if it's a bad thing.:p

It is *nods*

It is *nods*
What!? No glib humor from you?:eek:

What!? No glib humor from you?:eek:

What are you talking about? I'm an angel :p

What are you talking about? I'm an angel :p
And angel's provide the best humor.;)

Meh, true. *grumbles*

You sure? o.O Must have missed that.

Warrant ....

http://www.whereyouthinkyougoing.justgotowned.com/
:D

You say that as if it's a bad thing.:p
yeah except when they are 14...:(

Don't worry, i killed the page quickly and it was only a chest shot with her hair covering her 'lack of stuff'.

The funny thing is when i went to bed i turned on the radio and listened to this USian(:p ) Radio program with these two guys Lex and Terry i think the show is called 'Lex and Terry' anyways the show of the day was about a Dateline episode about dirty men preying on kids.:p

Some of their excuses for going over to the 14 year olds place were.
I justed wanted cookies.- yeah we all want cookies.:rolleyes:
I was role playing.-yeah the kiddy molester

One time she asked this guy.
'Did you bring the condoms'
his reply
'Yeah'
Then the reporter came in and the cops busted his ass.:cool:
Another guy brought his 6 year old son around...

It is *nods*
Not when it is you.:fluffle:

Not when it is you.:fluffle:

Aww *blushes*

:fluffle:

yeah except when they are 14...:(

Don't worry, i killed the page quickly and it was only a chest shot with her hair covering her 'lack of stuff'.

The funny thing is when i went to bed i turned on the radio and listened to this USian(:p ) Radio program with these two guys Lex and Terry i think the show is called 'Lex and Terry' anyways the show of the day was about a Dateline episode about dirty men preying on kids.:p

Some of their excuses for going over to the 14 year olds place were.
I justed wanted cookies.- yeah we all want cookies.:rolleyes:
I was role playing.-yeah the kiddy molester

One time she asked this guy.
'Did you bring the condoms'
his reply
'Yeah'
Then the reporter came in and the cops busted his ass.:cool:
Another guy brought his 6 year old son around...
:eek:
*dies*

Aww *blushes*

:fluffle:
:p
What did you get up to on Wednesday night?
:fluffle:

:eek:
*dies*
Indeed.:(

Indeed.:(
FD->:( :sniper: <-FD

:p
What did you get up to on Wednesday night?
:fluffle:

Wednesday? I don't remember that, nothing too interesting, apparently :p

:fluffle:

Wednesday? I don't remember that, nothing too interesting, apparently :p

:fluffle:
Heh, i was going to suggest you go to the State of Origin league match but my home computer is Bjorked.:(
Miht not be arounds much. oh well...

Wednesday? I don't remember that, nothing too interesting, apparently :p

:fluffle:
You were there, weren't you?

You were there, weren't you?

Where? :confused:

Heh, i was going to suggest you go to the State of Origin league match but my home computer is Bjorked.:(
Miht not be arounds much. oh well...

Aww :fluffle:

Where? :confused:
Wherever you were Wednesday?

:eek:
*dies*
:eek:
*covets corpse*

NEVER let your guard down.
:muhaha:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif

Wherever you were Wednesday?

Erm, I guess so o.O

FD->:( :sniper: <-FD
:eek: :(

Aww :fluffle:
I am so sad i am spelling things wrong.:(

I am so sad i am spelling things wrong.:(

Aww :(

Cheer up? :fluffle:

Aww :(

Cheer up? :fluffle:
How can i be happy?:(

I think i'll stay at this Interweb cafe for another 40 minutes because i don't think i can make the train in 7 minutes.:p
It is that or waiting for the train for 40 minutes.
Hmm i should have left about 5 minutes ago.:p
It would have been real stink running for 8 minutes only to miss the train by a few seconds.

How can i be happy?:(

I think i'll stay at this Interweb cafe for another 40 minutes because i don't think i can make the train in 7 minutes.:p
It is that or waiting for the train for 40 minutes.
Hmm i should have left about 5 minutes ago.:p
It would have been real stink running for 8 minutes only to miss the train by a few seconds.

Ouch, I hate it when you miss a train like that, especially when they don't come very often :(

Ouch, I hate it when you miss a train like that, especially when they don't come very often :(
The maintenance workers went on strike.
Toll Rail decided that in the name of safety the normal weekday timetable would be replaced with the Saturday timetable.

Heh
Yay for the Strike being over!
Was that you singular or plural because i am glad you care about me so much but a little scared that you know when i miss trains.:p

The maintenance workers went on strike.
Toll Rail decided that in the name of safety the normal weekday timetable would be replaced with the Saturday timetable.

Heh
Yay for the Strike being over!
Was that you singular or plural because i am glad you care about me so much but a little scared that you know when i miss trains.:p

Maybe I should have said "one" instead :p

I have no idea when you miss trains, lol.

I've done it myself though, so I know how annoying it can be :rolleyes:

:eek:
*covets corpse*

NEVER let your guard down.
:muhaha:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif
I never stay dead long.
*steals own corpse*

Maybe I should have said "one" instead :p

I have no idea when you miss trains, lol.

I've done it myself though, so I know how annoying it can be :rolleyes:

Ive slept through a stop where I was meant to change trains before and ended up many miles away from anywhere good.

:eek: :(
:D

Maybe I should have said "one" instead :p

I have no idea when you miss trains, lol.

I've done it myself though, so I know how annoying it can be :rolleyes:
I love one.:fluffle:

That is what you say now.:p ;)

:(
No more missing trains mkay:fluffle:

Ive slept through a stop where I was meant to change trains before and ended up many miles away from anywhere good.

Ugh, me too, except I was sketching. :(

I never stay dead long.
*steals own corpse*
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Hello, Fry. Muahahahaha! Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am... oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in... places.
Fry: Heheheh, yeah, they get around.
You gnawed through my specially-fabricated hemp rope! :(
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/612.gif

I love one.:fluffle:

That is what you say now.:p ;)

:(
No more missing trains mkay:fluffle:
*jots down not to miss trains*

I love one.:fluffle:

That is what you say now.:p ;)

:(
No more missing trains mkay:fluffle:


It's true! :(:p

I'll try not to, you too, k? :fluffle:

It's true! :(:p

I'll try not to, you too, k? :fluffle:
In theory a train leaves in 30 minutes.
in thoery i can walk the distance in 15.

Ugh, me too, except I was sketching. :(

Dobcha just hate it when that happens?

You gnawed through my specially-fabricated hemp rope! :(
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/612.gif
Yeah, I tend to put a damper on plots against me.:cool:

In theory a train leaves in 30 minutes.
in thoery i can walk the distance in 15.

Well, if it were me, the decision would be based on how lazy I was feeling then :p

Ugh, me too, except I was sketching. :(
I was reading.:(

Dobcha just hate it when that happens?

Yeah, I do :headbang:

Especially when you have to walk back to the change over, cause there aren't any going back there for a while :(

Yeah, I tend to put a damper on plots against me.:cool:

That works out better than plotting a pamper on dots against you by a factor of 3

Yeah, I tend to put a damper on plots against me.:cool:
When you say "damper", do you ... eh nevermind.
*whistles happily unrecognizable freestyle melody*

Yeah, I do :headbang:

Especially when you have to walk back to the change over, cause there aren't any going back there for a while :(

I managed to end up in London during a tube strike and no trains back to Reading where I was supposed to switch trains nor to where I was going. Also no idea how to walk where I was going. I had to hire a cab to get from Victoria station to Paddington (or vice versa) to buy another train ticket and keep going.

That works out better than plotting a pamper on dots against you by a factor of 3
Usually, yeah.:D

I managed to end up in London during a tube strike and no trains back to Reading where I was supposed to switch trains nor to where I was going. Also no idea how to walk where I was going. I had to hire a cab to get from Victoria station to Paddington (or vice versa) to buy another train ticket and keep going.

:eek: If something went wrong with my transport while I was in or around London I would freak out!

When you say "damper", do you ... eh nevermind.
*whistles happily unrecognizable freestyle melody*
Are you sure that's entirely freestyle? O.o

Are you sure that's entirely freestyle? O.o
About as good as one could expect from a pile of sand, really.

About as good as one could expect from a pile of sand, really.
I suppose.
*shakes head in disappointment*

:eek: If something went wrong with my transport while I was in or around London I would freak out!

I was nonplussed! I went to the first pub I saw and had a pint and a sammich to get less irritated with myself. Minor misadventures are only fun with the right attitude. Then I fixed my predicament.

I was nonplussed! I went to the first pub I saw and had a pint and a sammich to get less irritated with myself. Minor misadventures are only fun with the right attitude. Then I fixed my predicament.
Pubs tend to do that.

I was nonplussed! I went to the first pub I saw and had a pint and a sammich to get less irritated with myself. Minor misadventures are only fun with the right attitude. Then I fixed my predicament.

Good on you :)

Keeping in mind I've never been to England ^_^

Good on you :)

Keeping in mind I've never been to England ^_^

I'll go back someday. I like the peeps there.

*Sneaks into thread (like a ninja cat!)*
*looks around*

Hmm... Seems quiet. Maybe too quiet...

*Sneaks into thread (like a ninja cat!)*
*looks around*

Hmm... Seems quiet. Maybe too quiet...

Indeed, how strange! :eek:

You gnawed through my specially-fabricated hemp rope! :(
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/612.gif
And you stole my smiley, buster. :mad:

And you stole my smiley, buster. :mad:
That's timeout until you can learn to share with the other kiddies.:p

And you stole my smiley, buster. :mad:
There, there... I'm sure you'll find another one :p

There, there... I'm sure you'll find another one :p
But that's one of the very bestest ones. Which is totally why he stole it in the first place. Bastard. :p

Whereyouthinkyougoing should had got more votes. She was the most stylish there. Then again, I was not nominated.

But that's one of the very bestest ones. Which is totally why he stole it in the first place. Bastard. :p
Maybe you should smack him with a trout to teach him a lesson...

Whereyouthinkyougoing should had got more votes. She was the most stylish there. Then again, I was not nominated.
Were you not even nominated in the nomination thread? You poor thing :(

I am surprised that this thread is still around.

Were you not even nominated in the nomination thread? You poor thing :(

I'm not that known here in General, I guess I lost by forfeit...

I am surprised that this thread is still around.
Aren't we all :p

I'm not that known here in General, I guess I lost by forfeit...
I guess you've never posted a pic in General either. If you had, I would bet that someone would have found it and nominated you ;)

I'm not that known here in General, I guess I lost by forfeit...

There is always the next one.

Ive only been in general. I mean to go into the UN forum. I wouldnt know where or how to begin on the roleplaying.

I guess you've never posted a pic in General either. If you had, I would bet that someone would have found it and nominated you ;)

I did...:(

I guess it went unnoticed.

I did...:(

I guess it went unnoticed.
What? You did? Where?

Damn! I would have lost the bet!

Whereyouthinkyougoing should had got more votes. She was the most stylish there. Then again, I was not nominated.
:eek: :) Thanks!

And for some reason I have a mental picture of you that tells me you would indeed have pwned us all. But I've only seen you around very recently, and you know how short the memory of NS General is...


ETA: ETA: I did...:(

I guess it went unnoticed.
You did? :eek:
Guess now I know where that "mental picture" comes from. Hmm. :p

I guess you've never posted a pic in General either. If you had, I would bet that someone would have found it and nominated you ;)
That's entirely possible. *nods*

I did...:(

I guess it went unnoticed.
It didn't go unnoticed. I just refused to participate in that part of the contest.
:fluffle:

That's entirely possible. *nods*
But is it plausible, man, is it plausible?? :eek:

It didn't go unnoticed. I just refused to participate in that part of the contest.
:fluffle:
Oh... So... You know where it was posted do you? How very interesting... Well?

But is it plausible, man, is it plausible?? :eek:
No, she already disqualified the possibility.

Hehe, corny pun.:cool:

Oh... So... You know where it was posted do you? How very interesting... Well?
It's in one of the nomination threads, methinks. But I'm too lazy and too busy to go find it. And the links for stuff like thread tools don't work in Firefox....Anyone know how to fix that problem....without switching to IE?

Well, here it goes again, and thanks, whereyouthinkyougoing, I still think several lasses in that selection are far away my mark, mostly you and Dakini, (although she's a bit...young).

Here it goes again...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg
That's me, and that is my favourite non-naked picture

No, she already disqualified the possibility.

Hehe, corny pun.:cool:
I see no pun here. It's a pun-free zone by order of the City council... And no smoking!

Well, here it goes again, and thanks, whereyouthinkyougoing, I still think several lasses in that selection are far away my mark, mostly you and Dakini, (although she's a bit...young).

Here it goes again...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg
That's me, and that is my favourite non-naked picture
:eek:
That is indeed worthy of a nomination...

And I have not seen that pic before. It must have drowned in the Spamalanche the thread became - or it was abducted by government agents or something, I don't know - but somehow I've managed to miss it.

Cute :)

Thanks, Gravlen...

It looks like it had that killing thread effect again, I think.

Thanks, Gravlen...
You're welcome - and it's true :)

It looks like it had that killing thread effect again, I think.
Naah, give it a chance. It's only sleeping. I fear/suspect that no ordinary poster can kill this thread - it would take ModIntervention to stop it :cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg
That's me, and that is my favourite non-naked picture
Ha! I knew it! Well, not really, as explained above, but that is totally the "mental picture" I had of you.
I totally remember that pic, coffee pot and all.

Did you put another one up, too, or am I just making that up?

Anyway, that pic coupled with your ferociously intelligent posts definitely left me much impressed. :)

Well, here it goes again, and thanks, whereyouthinkyougoing, I still think several lasses in that selection are far away my mark, mostly you and Dakini, (although she's a bit...young).

Here it goes again...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg
That's me, and that is my favourite non-naked picture
You're going to pour that on my lap, aren't you? Why are you going to pour that on my lap? That'll hurt in a special kind of not good way. What did I do? I wasn't staring...much...I swear...please don't pour that on my lap.

That got me laughing, actually, Cannot think of a name, the funniest thing today. Actually, that mug was empty, if I remember correctly.

and thanks again, whereyouthinkyouaregoing, your photograph skills also got me...astonished.

I guess you haven't lost a game of soggy buscuit yet.:p
Man,"you gotta Benz.....I gotta busket" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11262257&postcount=1186)
Say what?:confused:

I see no pun here. It's a pun-free zone by order of the City council... And no smoking!
Disqualifed. And we were talking about a pageant....If you don't see the pun, you should shoot yourself: you fail at life.

:eek:
That is indeed worthy of a nomination...

And I have not seen that pic before. It must have drowned in the Spamalanche the thread became - or it was abducted by government agents or something, I don't know - but somehow I've managed to miss it.

Cute :)
Yes, she is.

And it was the Spamalanche....sorry 'bout that....
*kicks floor sheepishly*

Thanks, Gravlen...

It looks like it had that killing thread effect again, I think.
Never fear. Threads with me in them rarely die out until they hit spam or teh Modz strike them down.:cool:

Never fear. Threads with me in them rarely die out until they hit spam or teh Modz strike them down.:cool:

Even the noobz like me have realized that :D

Even the noobz like me have realized that :D
You consider yourself a n00b? Why's that?

I have like two weeks posting in this forum, a newbie, then. Sometimes I get lost in the subtlety of the internet english slang, english not being my native language.

Disqualifed. And we were talking about a pageant....If you don't see the pun, you should shoot yourself: you fail at life.
No, you've got it wrong! It is YOU who defies the will of the Council, and it is you that must be punishED! Garçon, chain him in the dungeon and let him watch countless hours of Eut dancing the "Forbidden dance" in his thong!

*Guards drag FD away*

I have like two weeks posting in this forum, a newbie, then. Sometimes I get lost in the subtlety of the internet english slang, english not being my native language.
Bah, that doesn't mean you're n00b. A newbie, yes, but not a n00b. n00b is such a...harsh term. Besides, you act like a mature poster, so you're qualified to post with the best of us. The time you spend here and your understanding of the lingo really isn't as important as that. If it makes you feel more comfortable here in Generaland, I give you special permission to join in the Spamalanche.;) :p

No, you've got it wrong! It is YOU who defies the will of the Council, and it is you that must be punishED! Garçon, chain him in the dungeon and let him watch countless hours of Eut dancing the "Forbidden dance" in his thong!

*Guards drag FD away*
*resists arrest to initiate assisted suicide*
*passes on to a better place: the Depths of HELL!!*

*resists arrest to initiate assisted suicide*
*passes on to a better place: the Depths of HELL!!*
You really like Michigan, don't you... :rolleyes:

:p

You really like Michigan, don't you... :rolleyes:

:p
I was thinking Wisconsin.:p

Of course I'll join, I find the standard group of this forum quite nice, and I mean the social group :D

I was thinking Wisconsin.:p
There's no Hell in Wisconsin... Is there?

Of course I'll join, I find the standard group of this forum quite nice, and I mean the social group :D
We spammers are the best if you can tolerate our eccentricities.:cool:
Care to join the gang?
*appeals to Post Master Straughn for link*

We spammers are the best if you can tolerate our eccentricities.:cool:
Care to join the gang?
*appeals to Post Master Straughn for link*
Pah!

Like we have any eccentricities... :rolleyes:

Oh! Cookie! :eek:
*Pushes old lady out of the way*

You really like Michigan, don't you... :rolleyes:

:p
WOLVERINES!

Pah!

Like we have any eccentricities... :rolleyes:

Oh! Cookie! :eek:
*Pushes old lady out of the way*
Oh, but we do. Well, maybe not you:p , but the rest of us have our particular idioms and fetishes.

I am quite eccentric, so I cannot see the problem

I am quite eccentric, so I cannot see the problem
Oh, so you've got money? Then you've got something in common with some of the spammers here at least...

You really should try to see Fascist D's huge wallet sometime ;)

Oh, but we do. Well, maybe not you:p , but the rest of us have our particular idioms and fetishes.
No, I'm not eccentric, I'm poor... Alas, I am but the face of insanity. :(

Oh, so you've got money? Then you've got something in common with some of the spammers here at least...

You really should try to see Fascist D's huge wallet sometime ;)

I fend my own, I have a radio show, and also am a manager in that radio station. I write periodically to a magazine and sometimes to a newspaper...I get good wages and good cuts on the advertising of the radio...I think I can qualify as having money...

20 pages eh?:rolleyes:

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL PARTICIPANTS!

Now that that's out of the way, I am proud to award prizes!
At sixth place, the very sexy Ilie wins...

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

A mystery ball! Why is the ball mysterious? Who knows? Is there anything inside the ball? Don't ask me! Why did I give it out as a prize? Hell if I know!

Oh, a mystery ball! Please tell me that inside it is a tiny robot-type clone of myself who is willing to attend my classes and write my huge awful papers.

...or chocolate.

Oh, a mystery ball! Please tell me that inside it is a tiny robot-type clone of myself who is willing to attend my classes and write my huge awful papers.

...or chocolate.
Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

I am quite eccentric, so I cannot see the problem
Excellent.
*steeples fingers*

Oh, so you've got money? Then you've got something in common with some of the spammers here at least...

You really should try to see Fascist D's huge wallet sometime ;)
:eek: Easy, Gravlen. Wouldn't want to disappoint the poor girl too much before she gets a chance to get used to me disappointing her, would we?;) :p

No, I'm not eccentric, I'm poor... Alas, I am but the face of insanity. :(
Which is an eccentricity in itself, no?

I fend my own, I have a radio show, and also am a manager in that radio station. I write periodically to a magazine and sometimes to a newspaper...I get good wages and good cuts on the advertising of the radio...I think I can qualify as having money...
I don't think that's quite what he meant, dear.;)

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL PARTICIPANTS!

Now that that's out of the way, I am proud to award prizes!
At sixth place, the very sexy Ilie wins...
http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg
A mystery ball! Why is the ball mysterious? Who knows? Is there anything inside the ball? Don't ask me! Why did I give it out as a prize? Hell if I know!Oh, a mystery ball! Please tell me that inside it is a tiny robot-type clone of myself who is willing to attend my classes and write my huge awful papers.

...or chocolate.
Yeah wooh!
WTF!
How many pages back are the awards?:eek:

I don't think that's quite what he meant, dear.;)

Yeah, I got it too late...

Too bad I didn't show to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, no?

I will defend myself by blaming the language barrier, at least

:eek: Easy, Gravlen. Wouldn't want to disappoint the poor girl too much before she gets a chance to get used to me disappointing her, would we?;) :p
We don't? Aw man! :(
*Puts down comically oversized cheque and stepladder*

Which is an eccentricity in itself, no?
It might be... Why? Who's askin'??
*Shifty eyes*

Yeah, I got it too late...

Too bad I didn't show to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, no?

I will defend myself by blaming the language barrier, at least
Well we can't all be the sharpest spoon in the drawer, can we now... :p

And you should blame Ruffy instead. I know I do :D

Yeah, I got it too late...

Too bad I didn't show to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, no?

I will defend myself by blaming the language barrier, at least
LOL It's not the language barrier: it's Gravlen and his obscure references.;)

We don't? Aw man! :(
*Puts down comically oversized cheque and stepladder*
You can disappoint her with that, but perhaps you should avoid using the w-word for a while, until she assimil...er, adapts to the spammer style.;)

It might be... Why? Who's askin'??
*Shifty eyes*
Well, dont' tell 'em I told you but....
The Feds!:eek:
*flees from black vans*

Well we can't all be the sharpest spoon in the drawer, can we now... :p

And you should blame Ruffy instead. I know I do :D
*sharpens spoons and invites Gravlen over for soup*

LOL It's not the language barrier: it's Gravlen and his obscure references.;)
What? Who? Me?

*Whistles innocently*

*sharpens spoons and invites Gravlen over for soup*
Oh, that's nice o you. Is it toma...

Wait one gosh darned minute! I'm on to you, haha, yes I am, I see what you're trying to do, well it ain't gonna work Bub!

*Jumps though window*

And you stole my smiley, buster. :mad:
Better get a list ready. :)
Besides, i'm just borrowing it to serve my purposes. Or, as Anakin put it ...
I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

But that's one of the very bestest ones. Which is totally why he stole it in the first place. Bastard. :p
That's not true.
Also - i can't possibly be a bastard, for reasons i've already gone into at length.
The very bestest one i stole is actually this one:
http://www.whereyouthinkyougoing.justgotowned.com/

That's not true.
Also - i can't possibly be a bastard, for reasons i've already gone into at length.
The very bestest one i stole is actually this one: > snippydidoo <Well, the *very* bestest you stole are actually Kanabia's dreamy eyes.
The one you keep quoting so diligently (and I keep snipping so effortlessly :p) will only get you this (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/upyours.gif) entry of my very special collection. With a kiss, too. :) :p

this (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/upyours.gif) entry of my very special collection. With a kiss, too. :) :p
Too bad that wasn't an invitation.:p

Well, the *very* bestest you stole are actually Kanabia's dreamy eyes.
The one you keep quoting so diligently (and I keep snipping so effortlessly :p) will only get you this (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/upyours.gif) entry of my very special collection. With a kiss, too. :) :p
YOU ARE NOW STAELIMNG MTYYYY SCHTICK!!!!!!!!!

I shall smite ye, with thy PO-TAY-TOE!

Gnawwwwww!

Well, the *very* bestest you stole are actually Kanabia's dreamy eyes.So, the scowl is dream quality?
o_O
The one you keep quoting so diligently (and I keep snipping so effortlessly :p) will only get you this (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/upyours.gif) entry of my very special collection. With a kiss, too. :) :p
So who'd you steal that one from? :p
Besides, it really is worth it. I laughed pretty hard about that.
Kudos to Kanabia for that too, since he obviously put some thought and effort into that about you.
Kinda sweet, really.

Too bad that wasn't an invitation.:p
Apparently there needs to be a dare or some goading involved. :(

Warrant ....

http://www.whereyouthinkyougoing.justgotowned.com/
:D
:D

Apparently there needs to be a dare or some goading involved. :(
I am trying not to imagine it now.

:D
[/Uber Potato Smite]

I am trying not to imagine it now.
Keep the home fires burning, methinks.
So - is a few square kicks to the groin a dissuasive or persuasive action?

Well, if it were me, the decision would be based on how lazy I was feeling then :p
Or who you were visiting.;)

Keep the home fires burning, methinks.
So - is a few square kicks to the groin a dissuasive or persuasive action?
Sometimes Donkeys can surprise you at the worst of times.

So, the scowl is dream quality?
o_O
1) That's not a scowl.
2) Hell yes. :p

Besides, it really is worth it. I laughed pretty hard about that.
Kudos to Kanabia for that too, since he obviously put some thought and effort into that about you.
Kinda sweet, really. Wait a second. Are you serious? o.O

Well then, look what I made for you (http://straughn.justgotowned.com/). :) :fluffle:

YOU ARE NOW STAELIMNG MTYYYY SCHTICK!!!!!!!!!

I shall smite ye, with thy PO-TAY-TOE!

Gnawwwwww!o.O I'm not even sure what you're talking about - the "upyours" smiley is your shtick now?! But Ruffy, surely you can do better.

Too bad that wasn't an invitation.:p The kiss or the upyours? :p
I am trying not to imagine it now.You don't know what you're missing. ;)

1) That's not a scowl.Perhaps, given my sexual persuasion, i can *only* see it as a scowl. Meh.
2) Hell yes. :p Actually - given some of your post nature, i'm not out of line thinking that. :)

Wait a second. Are you serious? o.OIs this the part where i point out that link again? :p

Well then, look what I made for you (http://straughn.justgotowned.com/). :) :fluffle: *gasps*
*FLORT's*
*bows*
I'm sure there's some sort of accurate likeness of me in there somewhere. *nods*
I'll try not to read anything egotistical or psychosexual into it - unless of course, you decided to put in that pic i was banging my head about there. :D



o.O I'm not even sure what you're talking about - the "upyours" smiley is your shtick now?! But Ruffy, surely you can do better.
Ruffy's gone EMO. I think it's a histamine reaction to the mold, as a consequence of all the flooding.

o.O I'm not even sure what you're talking about - the "upyours" smiley is your shtick now?! But Ruffy, surely you can do better.
No no, linking to jolt smiles. *nods*

Well then, look what I made for you (http://straughn.justgotowned.com/). :) :fluffle:
Ayup, i'm in there twice. Have you figured out where?

Ruffy's gone EMO. I think it's a histamine reaction to the mold, as a consequence of all the flooding.
The mold tells me that it understands me.

You simply don't.

The kiss or the upyours? :p
I was refering to the up yours, Straughn would get a hell of a fright, i guess he thought i was talking about the kiss ha ha!
You don't know what you're missing. ;)
If that is what you want to get up to with me fine, but i don't want to know about what you and Straughn may get up to in someones perverse dreams.;)

*gasps*
*FLORT's*
*bows*
I'm sure there's some sort of accurate likeness of me in there somewhere. *nods*
I'll try not to read anything egotistical or psychosexual into it - unless of course, you decided to put in that pic i was banging my head about there. :D
Psssst (http://www.aninote.com/site.mpl?p=cont&cont=jgo). ;)

And do I really have to point out that this is the moment practically yelling for this (http://straughn.justgotowned.com/)? I think not. :p

If that is what you want to get up to with me fine, but i don't want to know about what you and Straughn may get up to in someones perverse dreams.;) Lol, okay, in that quote *I* was talking strictly about the kissing, too. :p

Psssst (http://www.aninote.com/site.mpl?p=cont&cont=jgo). ;)
You know i couldn't use that on anyone else. Just not my style. :p

The mold tells me that it understands me.

You simply don't.
I've had enough of lumpy, itchy things that need to be treated with copious doses of penicillin, thnx kay.
Even if they know me better than i know m'self.

I've had enough of lumpy, itchy things that need to be treated with copious doses of penicillin, thnx kay.
Even if they know me better than i know m'self.
It is telling me to not talk with you anymore.

It is telling me to not talk with you anymore.
I thought you'd find that sexy, but I guess I just know know you at all..:confused:

It is telling me to not talk with you anymore.
...
Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

...
:)

Lol, okay, in that quote *I* was talking strictly about the kissing, too. :p
LOL, so you ain't a tail gunner then?:p

:)
That's what I want to see! This is a spam thread, there is too much quoting going on. I blame Straughn.

That's what I want to see! This is a spam thread, there is too much quoting going on. I blame Straughn.
I blame conformists.

:fluffle:

[fluffle]
Ruffy, have you castrated this man yet?

LOL, so you ain't a tail gunner then?:pOooh, i've *GOT* to see her response to this.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu86.gif

That's what I want to see! This is a spam thread, there is too much quoting going on. I blame Straughn.
Does that mean i have to go emo to wriggle out of blame for things? :(

Does that mean i have to go emo to wriggle out of blame for things? :(
I suppose you could always blame Ruffy. :D

Ruffy, have you castrated this man yet?
Can I just drip battery acid on it?

Ruffy, have you castrated this man yet?
Ruffy is weak!

Can I just drip battery acid on it?
As long as it's not working, I'm happy. :D

As long as it's not working, I'm happy. :D
I'll promise you you'll be happier if it is working.;)

I suppose you could always blame Ruffy. :D
The funny thing is, i always blame Whereyouthinkyougoing! :eek:
Or Indisputability.
...but i DO encourage people to blame Ruffy, anyway.

As long as it's not working, I'm happy. :D
*starts drip session*

The funny thing is, i always blame Whereyouthinkyougoing! :eek:
Or Indisputability.
...but i DO encourage people to blame Ruffy, anyway.
Shift the blame onto whoever you wish. Just remember that if you blame Ruffy people are more likely to believe you.

*starts drip session*
HEY!
...don't spend all that in one place. :D

Oooh, i've *GOT* to see her response to this.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu86.gif
Hehehe, I might have to disappoint you. :p
I was going to respond earlier but there is, in fact, the problem of the language barrier - I'm not entirely sure what exactly that expression means. And this is a bit too much of a delicate subject to risk any indecent exposure, one might say. So - clarify, and I might dignify. ;)

Shift the blame onto whoever you wish. Just remember that if you blame Ruffy people are more likely to believe you.
:eek:
GOOD point. *mulls over*
As is, other than to my region, i've not yet demonstrated even the existence of Indisputability.
:(

I'll promise you you'll be happier if it is working.;)
Hehe...stop making me laugh. I'd never stoop so low as to go for you, you're just pathetic. :D

Hehehe, I might have to disappoint you. :p Might as well be talking about sleuthing. :(

I was going to respond earlier but there is, in fact, the problem of the language barrier - I'm not entirely sure what exactly that expression means. And this is a bit too much of a delicate subject to risk any indecent exposure, one might say. So - clarify, and I might dignify. ;)What - does one have to dare you? :D

HEY!
...don't spend all that in one place. :D
I buy in bulk :D

Oooh, i've *GOT* to see her response to this.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu86.gif
*Also sits down*

Hehe...stop making me laugh. I'd never stoop so low as to go for you, you're just pathetic. :D
Ha!!!
I'd almost believe that if i knew it wasn't true.

Hehehe, I might have to disappoint you. :p
I was going to respond earlier but there is, in fact, the problem of the language barrier - I'm not entirely sure what exactly that expression means. And this is a bit too much of a delicate subject to risk any indecent exposure, one might say. So - clarify, and I might dignify. ;)
Don't you worry your pretty little head.:)

What - does one have to dare you? :DWhat exactly don't you understand in this?: I was going to respond earlier but there is, in fact, the problem of the language barrier - I'm not entirely sure what exactly that expression means. And this is a bit too much of a delicate subject to risk any indecent exposure, one might say. So - clarify, and I might dignify. ;)

Bah, I've clarified it myself by now. All as expected. And, also as expected, seeing how I'm not even a man it doesn't even make sense. Another three perfectly good posts wasted.

Bah, I've clarified it myself by now. All as expected. And, also as expected, seeing how I'm not even a man it doesn't even make sense. Another three perfectly good posts wasted.
You're fun. If it weren't for the health detriment factor, i'd say you should pull all-nighters here more often.

What exactly don't you understand in this?:
What, no sleuthing?
:D

Besides, i don't know what he was talking about either. The connotation is enough.

Bah, I've clarified it myself by now. All as expected. And, also as expected, seeing how I'm not even a man it doesn't even make sense. Another three perfectly good posts wasted.
Bravo But what if Straughn wanted you to use a strap-on on him?
What, no sleuthing?
:D

Besides, i don't know what he was talking about either. The connotation is enough.
I very rarely know what you are talking about.;)

Bravo But what if Straughn wanted you to use a strap-on on him?

I never knew that Straughn was into that! :eek:
I very rarely know what you are talking about.;)
I think I have pointed that out before. It just goes to show how stupid the rest of us are compared to Straughn.

You're fun. If it weren't for the health detriment factor, i'd say you should pull all-nighters here more often. Well, it's only 5:30, that's more like my normal bed time lately, so that doesn't really count as an all nighter. Now 7:30, we'd be talking.
And I actually am on here that long /in these hours most of the time, so I don't really know what you're talking about. (But at least this time it's not because you're talking nebulousities. :p) (which, by the way, is a most fabulous word that should really be used much more often. :D)

I cant beleive this thing is still going!

What are you feeding this thread!?!:eek:

And Whereyouthinkyougoing, I had no idea your German. What city are you from?

I think I'll get high to run away from te pain you people make me suffer.

Bravo But what if Straughn wanted you to use a strap-on on him?
But Harlesy - what's all this talk about Straughn? I thought you were the one in my arms? :eek: And if you want me to, why don't you just say so, sweetie pie? You know we can talk about anything, don't you? :fluffle:

Well, it's only 5:30, that's more like my normal bed time lately, so that doesn't really count as an all nighter. Now 7:30, we'd be talking.I'm referring to other instances where you'd devote only around 4 hours of sleep. *nods*

And I actually am on here that long /in these hours most of the time, so I don't really know what you're talking about. (But at least this time it's not because you're talking nebulousities. :p) (which, by the way, is a most fabulous word that should really be used much more often. :D)
So is that a nick, then?

I think I have pointed that out before. It just goes to show how stupid the rest of us are compared to Straughn. Lol. I'd say it goes to show how exasperating a habit he has of making much ado about nothing, verbosity-wise. And damned if I don't fall for it every single time. ;)

I cant beleive this thing is still going!

What are you feeding this thread!?!:eek:

And Whereyouthinkyougoing, I had no idea your German. What city are you from?
Berlin.

And Whereyouthinkyougoing, I had no idea your German. What city are you from? You should pay better attention. ;) (ETA: Like Ruffy does, for example.) Living in Berlin, originally from the southwestern part, small town.

I never knew that Straughn was into that! :eek: Hey, Straughn never knew Straughn was into that! :eek:
Seriously, too much liberty with the white text. If you want to know, just ask Ruffy. I mean, blame Ruffy. I mean, blame Indisputability. I mean, ah read the anecdote threads. :(

I think I have pointed that out before. It just goes to show how stupid the rest of us are compared to Straughn.Ah, don't jump to conclusions. It could be a serious brainscrambling or something on Straughn's part. Ooh - bad joke. Scratch that comment.
Perhaps it's a AI program manifest through a golem (whereas that is even more unnatural than just a golem).

Lol. I'd say it goes to show how exasperating a habit he has of making much ado about nothing, verbosity-wise. And damned if I don't fall for it every single time. ;)
Must be love. Or hate. Both. Neither.
And ... again ... eye for eye.

You should pay better attention. ;) (ETA: Like Ruffy does, for example.) Living in Berlin, originally from the southwestern part, small town.

Any given any thought to moving to...say Florida?
I can get you a room in a very nice house here. :-)
:D :fluffle:

I'm referring to other instances where you'd devote only around 4 hours of sleep. *nods*Meh, I'd like to devote more, but when you go to bed too late you still have to get up early sometimes, no surprise there.

So is that a nick, then?As if you cared what I say to that. :p

Meh, I'd like to devote more, but when you go to bed too late you still have to get up early sometimes, no surprise there.
I only get 3 hour stretches.

As if you cared what I say to that. :pHmmm - i already got a link and a dare-promise for you to zoom up here and hurt me out of this night ... *mulls it over*

Any given any thought to moving to...say Florida?
I can get you a room in a very nice house here. :-)
:D :fluffle:
I really appreciate the offer :fluffle: - but I don't think you'llbe very amused to hear that Florida is actually the one state if the Union that I have not the slightest urge to even visit, let alone move to? :p *scrambles off to bed before the mighty Floridian wrath can get to her*

I really appreciate the offer :fluffle: - but I don't think you'llbe very amused to hear that Florida is actually the one state if the Union that I have not the slightest urge to even visit, let alone move to? :p *scrambles off to bed before the mighty Floridian wrath can get to her*

Is it the Hurricanes? I can see that discouraging people. :-)
No worries, not angry. Just disappointed.

What? Who? Me?

*Whistles innocently*
I have a good smiley for that.....
http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/whistling.gif

I really appreciate the offer :fluffle: - but I don't think you'llbe very amused to hear that Florida is actually the one state if the Union that I have not the slightest urge to even visit, let alone move to? :p *scrambles off to bed before the mighty Floridian wrath can get to her*

*SUMMONS THE WRATH OF FLORIDA*

*Storms Berlin with Flordias militia, legions of geezers with bad eye sight and even worse driving skills, Jews who own 99% of South Floridas beachfront property, and illegal Cubans who drive cars like they steer their rafts*

Why do you not want to visit Florida let alone move here?

You should pay better attention. ;) (ETA: Like Ruffy does, for example.) Living in Berlin, originally from the southwestern part, small town.

Oooo...my German family comes from Berlin (before America)...I've always always wanted to visit there. Perhaps this upcoming school year when since I will be taking a year off I'll finally be able to drop in on Berlin. :)

In your opinion, how is it?

Oh, that's nice o you. Is it toma...

Wait one gosh darned minute! I'm on to you, haha, yes I am, I see what you're trying to do, well it ain't gonna work Bub!

*Jumps though window*
But...but...I live on the eighth floor!:eek:

Is it the Hurricanes? I can see that discouraging people. :-)
No worries, not angry. Just disappointed.

Pfft...our hurricanes transform us from simple Southern Americans into genetically superior hurricane surviving bad ass mother fuckers who destroy small wild life simply by looking at it and make a women pull her pants off simply by uttering the phrase, "Yo".

Ahhhh, it's good to be a Floridian.


(Where in Florida are you from?)

But Harlesy - what's all this talk about Straughn? I thought you were the one in my arms? :eek: And if you want me to, why don't you just say so, sweetie pie? You know we can talk about anything, don't you? :fluffle:
This all goes back to the fact you weren't sure if i or Straughn was talking about the kissing or the strap-on.
Look i even expressed my feelings right here.
If that is what you want to get up to with me fine, but i don't want to know about what you and Straughn may get up to in someones perverse dreams.;) http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11316935&postcount=3913

I never knew that Straughn was into that!:eek:
Well you haven't been around long enough now have you.;)
I think I have pointed that out before. It just goes to show how stupid the rest of us are compared to Straughn.
I don't buy into that, it is the same lies the Scientists have spread to make the normal folk feel inferior, whereas the reality is if talking BS that noone understands is a sign of intelligence then i must be one of the smartest people here.
Heck everyone should just post random 1 liners from B-grade 80's movies!
No offence intended Straughn.;)

Straughn was talking about the kissing or the strap-on.
And he certainly wasn't talking about "kissing the strap-on".

I don't buy into that, it is the same lies the Scientists have spread to make the normal folk feel inferior, whereas the reality is if talking BS that noone understands is a sign of intelligence then i must be one of the smartest people here.Ah - now Whereyouthinkyougoing's barbs at you make more sense. :p

Heck everyone should just post random 1 liners from B-grade 80's movies!Been there, bought the t-shirt. Not that i object or anything.
No offence intended Straughn.;)
Batmanuel: No offence intended.
The Tick: None comprehended! :)

Pfft...our hurricanes transform us from simple Southern Americans into genetically superior hurricane surviving bad ass mother fuckers who destroy small wild life simply by looking at it and make a women pull her pants off simply by uttering the phrase, "Yo".
Ahhhh, it's good to be a Floridian.


(Where in Florida are you from?)
Now that is just farfetched. lol :p
I'm in Miami! South Beach RULES!
:cool: for you and a fluffle for your hair :fluffle:

No, I'm not eccentric, I'm poor... Alas, I am but the face of insanity. :(

That's not a bad thing, I think it rather suits you ;)

:fluffle:

That's not a bad thing, I think it rather suits you ;)

:fluffle:
Hi there you! :fluffle:

Now that is just farfetched. lol :p
I'm in Miami! South Beach RULES!
:cool: for you and a fluffle for your hair :fluffle:
Dunno about Floridians, but just 30 seconds of my charm is usually sufficient here.:cool:
*hopes no one here realizes he's still a virgin* :P

Hey guys, FD is a virgin.

And he certainly wasn't talking about "kissing the strap-on".
Says you.;)
Ah - now Whereyouthinkyougoing's barbs at you make more sense. :p
Yeah she is enraged that i out smart her occasiona.. occasional er once i na while.:p
Been there, bought the t-shirt. Not that i object or anything.

Batmanuel: No offence intended.
The Tick: None comprehended!:)
My point exactly.

Hey guys, FD is a virgin.
So is that a fact and should we start mocking him then?:rolleyes:

Hey guys, FD is a virgin.
In how many respects?
And ... this pertains to me how?

Says you.;) The good luck/respect kiss.
So am i gonna have to whitetext-check ALL of your posts now? *shakes head*
Yeah she is enraged that i out smart her occasiona.. occasional er once i na while.:p It all works out somehow.
My point exactly.That wasn't the 80's, btw.

Hey guys, FD is a virgin.
You have excellent timing on occasion. Is TC here somewhere?:p

In how many respects?
And ... this pertains to me how?
Sigh someone needs to bust some cherry.

Or who you were visiting.;)

Indeed ;)

:fluffle:

So is that a fact and should we start mocking him then?:rolleyes:
Well, it is a fact. The mockery is up to you. Personally, I follow Nietzsche and delight in mockery.

Indeed ;)

:fluffle:
:fluffle: It will be me right?:p

In how many respects?
And ... this pertains to me how?
All but cyber?
Does it at all?

Well, it is a fact. The mockery is up to you. Personally, I follow Nietzsche and delight in mockery.
I shalt not mock, for we share something in common.

Indeed ;)

:fluffle:
*hops on next train*
*realizes it doesn't cross the Pacific*
*jumps off into a thicket*

I shalt not mock, for we share something in common.
*bows*
As you wish. Both or neither, I suppose.

The good luck/respect kiss.
So it is an Irish Strap-on?
So am i gonna have to whitetext-check ALL of your posts now? *shakes head*
No more than me needing to research every comment you make.:)
It all works out somehow.
That wasn't the 80's, btw.
I know it was this decade in fact!
Yay for the Tick!
Yay for Live action Comedy super heros that wear blue!

*bows*
As you wish. Both or neither, I suppose.
Green text in ones sig is something very unique.:)

Hi there you! :fluffle:

Hello :D

:fluffle:

:fluffle: It will be me right?:p
Back off! I've already offered to fly her to Hotel Hedonism and meet her there!
:cool: :fluffle:

:fluffle: It will be me right?:p

:fluffle:Depends, do you have some spare room at your place? :P

Green text in ones sig is something very unique.:)
Indeed. I hate trying to read the stuff, but that's what highlighting is for. It's great for annoying people with sigs turned on.

*hops on next train*
*realizes it doesn't cross the Pacific*
*jumps off into a thicket*

Lol, you're silly :D

:fluffle:

:fluffle:Depends, do you have some spare room at your place? :P
:eek: :(

You have excellent timing on occasion. Is TC here somewhere?:p

The transcendent being thing has perks. Alas, no. And what's more, when she was, That accursed Alexandre came up again. I need a hitman...Just to stop him from diving, he can be alive.