NationStates Jolt Archive

Not really, it gets you into a lot of otherwise avoidable fights.

That was sarcasm. I can't post now, time to head to my dad's, but I'll post as soon as I can. See you folks later.

cyas Syl

Adios senior. Or however the hell you spell it.

I should know this.... I think there's a funny ~ thing over the 'n' or something like that.

You know, I've never learned how to do that on a keyboard. It always comes out n~.

My spanish teacher gave me instructions for how to do it but I lost them.

Lets see.. This makes me curious, so I think I'm going to screw aroudn until I figure it out...Alright, I give up.

Good choice

I'm gone for a few hours and you guys go nuts about spanish spelling.

Wow....

I'm sorry, what did you expect?

Debating on FRENCH spelling!

Vive la France! :p

Meh, I like Spainglish better.

Damned Frenchies...and Canadians...and Brits...to a lesser degree Japs...and above all, damned Lithuanian's.

Meh, I like Spainglish better.

I really don't like the sound of spanish...

Not spanish, Spainglish

I dislike both.

BS you do, do you even know what the second one is?

Not really. I just know it has part of the word spanish, which I dislike. If I'd have to take a guess, I'd say Mexican, which I think is a corrupted form of spanish.

Damned Frenchies...and Canadians...and Brits...to a lesser degree Japs...and above all, damned Lithuanian's.

I hate you. Not as much as I hate Tal, but I hate you too now. And I thought Mereshka was based off feudal Japan, and yet here you say you hate Japan to some degree.

Again, BS, as you clearly don't know what it is, you're just making the childish judgement of you think its something you won't like and therefor you don't like it.

I hate you. Not as much as I hate Tal, but I hate you too now. And I thought Mereshka was based off feudal Japan, and yet here you say you hate Japan to some degree.

Japan kicks fucking ass! For many reasons.

To Sylvonia: I actually don't have any problems with those I mentioned. I'm honestly rather fond of Canadians and Japs. I have yet to form an opinion of the British, having never been there, and having never been anywhere near Lithuania, I must admit that I just think the name is catchy.

To Greywatch: Well, if it involves spanish, than its reasonable for me to dislike it.

To both: In actuality, I just feel like being a grumpy old bastard complaining about stuff. I don't reall have anything against those things I mentioned. Except for the Spanish language, which I just plain dislike the sound of. But, as mentioned, I like being grumpy, I stand by my statements.

Racist

Hey, its not my fault the spanish people have a language thats rough on the ears.

Only on yours: Racist

True, it is my opinion. And I've nothing against the actual spanish people, just their language. So I think that the word would be languagist, linguist already being taken. If you are going to imply that I'm inconsiderate or others cultures, at least do it right.

DO it right? Mer, let me give you map of this thread.... we've been up and down every single alley of randomness so far and we're actually making new ones just we can explore them. There is no 'right' or 'wrong' in this thread. Get real.

Talk to me not of right or wrong in this thread pup!! I created this thread! What I say is right or wrong, is the way it shall be.

I'm watching FLCL, amazing anime

Never heard of it, but I'm always open to a new anime. Whats it about?

Six episodes. Watch it, I can't really explain it. It's funny and random to no end.

Ah. Thats not really my type of anime. I prefer Blood+, Deathnote, stuff like that with rare moments of humor. Although Rurouni Kenshin has some funny parts, and thats a very good one.

You can't participate in the randomness of this thread and not try FLCL

Ha, I just did. *Resisting urge to check it out*

I'M BACK!

Did you miss me? Of course you did! *hugs everyone including the talking cactus in my imagination*

Now what's this crap about FLCL?

Ooh, cactus. *Pets the cactus, yelps in pain, and whimpers like a lost puppy*

*laughs* You're the adult, you should have known that would happen. *hands over cactus proof glove* Try that.

Ah,who needs that. I'll just becoming cactus immune over long painful periods of direct contact with said cactus. *Proceeds with the plan, which is obviously flawed right from the first*

*Pushes Mer into cactus patch*

Ow!! Alright, this plan doesn't work, run! *jumps out of cactus patch, pushes Greywatch into it, and runs for Lithuania*

*Assume cactus form and become immune, begins commanding cactuses*
"After the heretic my cactus companions!"

Me? Heretic? Since when? I'm the one who tried to befriend the cacti, but they do nothing but poke me.

You cannot assume the form of the cactus... plus, when are you going to respond to me in no rest for humanity?

Just did. And who says i can't become a cactus? *Becomes a cactus* I've but one thing to say to you: ha.

Obviously fake or you would've done it before. *Assumes the flamethrower and begins blasting Mer*

*locks you both up in prison cells that are inescapable and only I can unlock* Now ladies, be nice.

*Suddenly appears behind Sylvonia* Ha, this is my thread. Whatever you lock, I can render obsolete.

*hijacks thread and locks Mereshka out of the control room* Not anymore. *puts you back in the cell*

*Sylvonia is outside of the control room, I take the thread back* Ha, that one wasn't even me. The thread knows me, and knows not to let others use it. Its a very faithful thread.

*Melts lock with anti-matter*

*reprograms thread* Not anymore. *puts mereshka back in the cell and takes away GW's access to anti matter*

Is TBCS ever going to restart?

*Melts reprogramming with anti-matter*

Um, GW, you can't do that. You don't have access to anti matter.

You know what? I've completely forgot about it.

You edited which means it doesn't count

You might want to un-forget about it. And I corrected spelling, it always said "anti matter."

Actually it said 'dark matter' so yes, I can ignore it.

Hes got a point Sylvonia.

You guys must hate me. That's Tal's job!

At any rate, if I have to do it again, I will. *Takes away GW's access to dark AND anti matter*

*Attacks you with thosands of puppies!*

* Gives anti and dark matter to both Greywatch and Sylvonia, so's I can watch them fight amongst each other*

*uses dark matter on puppies and anti matter on GW before he can kill me with his*

*Opens anti-matter container, it reacts with the air and goes supernova on everything*

*Revives puppies* Not very nice Sylvonia. I didn't give you the dark-matter for puppies. *Is unaffected by supernova, having supplied the anti-matter*

*Is glomped by ocean of puppies*

Also GW, you should look at my post, I killed you before you did anything.

*is fine with the safe puppies so long as they're not after me*

I can still open it while you move to attack me and due to the fact that it's anti-matter you would've died as well. And dark matter doesn't do much, its what scientists think the open space in outer space is or something along those lines so the puppies would never have died.
Plus only I can state if I died cause that would be GMing on your part.

I did say before you could kill me with yours, and a supernova would kill me. Thus, you didn't have time to fight. And since when was it said you couldn't come back to life in this place, thus eliminating the fact that some might call it GM.

Did I just pull a time warp?

It could kill you but I never said it did, plus, when have the laws of physics meant Sh!te in this thread?

Since when did anything mean shit in this thread? *kills GW*

That's just to prove my point, he'll come back, I just know it.

Also, UHC says we can take over his characters if we want to use them.

You killed him! How could you kill him? NOOO!!! *Starts crying as if death were actually final here*

*consoles* GW, you can come back now.

You guys must hate me. That's Tal's job!

At any rate, if I have to do it again, I will. *Takes away GW's access to dark AND anti matter*

That's right, you ******* *******!!!!

*stabs Syl in the face with a ski pole*

"Kyaaaaah!"

Name: Kathy Kirtch
Race: Human
Physical traits: She's 5' 4" and she doesn't look nearly as strong as she really is. Brunet hair, green eyes, perfectly toned muscles that seem to defy the laws of physics most days.
Weapons: wrenches, a .45 pistol, more wrenches, any nearby heavy object
Powers (If Demonic/Angelic or vampiric/werewolf): N/A
Short bio: She created both of Joshua's arms with help from her grandmother. During the war she fled to New York and afterward Joshua found her and she's been Zena's assistant ever since even though she's a skilled metal worker and trained in intensive medicine.

Well Mereshka, a third character I submit for your approval.

I think I might try making another char, but If I ever actually use him in the IC, it won't be for a while. How's this?

Name: Scream
Age: ?
Physical looks: ? (No one has ever survived meeting him, only record of him is from a diary of a girl in a town he ravaged in the 18th century.)
Powers: Fear (Uses your deepest, darkest fears against you.)
Bio: Is an urban legend that mothers use on their kids to scare them into going to bed. Started from diary (as mentioned above.) No one actually believes he/she/it exists.

Speaking of chars, I posted this earlier and you ignored it, so... what do you think? He'd help Methua btw

That's right, you ******* *******!!!!

*stabs Syl in the face with a ski pole*

"Kyaaaaah!"

*Throws cactus* "I hate you Tal!" *said in loving voice*

Lolwtf?

"Me too!"

*catches cactus with face*

"Oh, and I hate you too!" *says in sing-song voice while whipping a Halo-style sticky grenade at Syl*

plasma grenade?

Lol, my hate is back! What else? Cacti for everyone! *throws a cactus at GW*

*grabs grenade, it explodes* HAHAHA!!! *Shoots Tal with a Mini-gun*

*gives warm embrace to cactus while wearing body armor. Goes home and watches TV* See you fruits later.

*laughs hysterically while making your body armor vanish*

*Fires ignore cannon* Mer controls the thread so only she can do that.

yes, GW, plasma

*laughs hysterically back while juggling flaming chainsaws, using them to deflect bullets.*

I'm going to bed, goodnight all:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JdpsEvDE5Z8&feature=PlayList&p=3E3C46190DB08106&index=192

I leave you with this, be warned, there is swearing, make sure your parents aren't around boys and girls.

Tal, you scare me. I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! *still lovingly*

"I try very hard. And I hate me too. But not as much as you, silly-billy!" *still sing-song voice*

Aww. We're crazy aren't we?

"Hell no!" *starts throwing barrels at you, DK style*

*jumps over it Mario style* lol *goes to rescue the princess*

*beats you up with my long muscular monkey arms* (note: This is a reference to an online vid i saw a while ago, not sure what.)

"If I had a princess, you think I'd be wasting my time with you?"

*laughs hysterically* Good point, you'd be making royal babies. :p

"Since I am the king of comedy, I suppose you are right."

Wow, I guessed right! what's my prize?

"A brand new car!!!!" *Pulls curtain off of a new '08 Viper*

HOORAY!!!!

*jumps in Viper* "Where are the keys?"

"On top of this brand new surround-sound speaker system for you brand new car!!!" *pulls curtain off of the speaker system*

*ignores speaker system, grabs keys* BWAHAHAHAHA! *starts car and goes to run Tal over* " I hate you so much right now!"

*presses hidden button behind back, making Viper explode* "That car was worth it just to see your expression! I hate you so much right now!"

*flies from the car right into Tal. Starts beating him up.* "I'm only doing this because I hate you you know."

"I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!" *explodes*

*laughs hysterically* Lol, funny. You know, you can have Tal contacting Zena in the thread, she can guide Tal to the Jet.

I know, but I just decided not to have Tal think of it.... not yet anyway. I don't really have a reason though.

*rebuilds self piece by piece*

Oh, well, Zena contacted him.

Stupendous!

O.o

Are you feeling alright? *takes temperature* Yup, you're fine. *bashes your feet with a sledge hammer*

*diamond toes boots stop sledgehammer*

Hell no!

*eats thermometer, choking on the mercury*

*attaches dynamite to your knee caps* Well then, let's just try this! *forgets I'm 3 feet away, throws switch*

......*everything explodes?*

*giggles at explosion*

"Do it again!" *sounds like a little kid*

"Ok then!" *drobs H-bomb on top of you from a Zepplin... made of lead*

Giggles even more till I sound like a mad man.

"Uh.... yeah... heh heh...." *gets out of zeppelin that obviously crashed and slowly backs away*

*still glggling, grabs you, and laughs in your face*

*freaks out, bashing your head in with a trash can lid, then runs away*

*appears all around you, still laughing like nuts* Trying to get away?

"Gaaaahh!" *throws deku nut onto the ground and disappears in a flash*

*joshua brings me to you* "You can't run"

*ties a rock to Josh's neck and throws him into the ocean* "Ha!" *jumps backwards off cliff into another ocean*

I'm still around here. Occasionally posting.............

Good to know.

Joshua vanished, leaving the rock behind, then went to Tal and brought him back to me. "Having fun yet?" *starts laughing again*

*Has Tal (the real one) grab me and pass into the cliff* "Not even close!"

*Watches as people fight, begins chatting with god*

*rolls eyes, because theres no way god would want to hang around this bunch of freaks*

Isn't hanging with us, I'm jus talkin to him.

Ok then.... what'd he say?

She's not allowed to talk back, the frequency of her voice would make a person's head explode.

I get it. Your saying "she" to suck me into an argument about God's gender. Well too bad. Although I suppose you're right about her/his frequency though.

No, actually I said 'she' because I was making a massive reference that also tied in with the frequency thing. My word, you have not seen Dogma have you?

Hell no! *stands with a stupid look on my face*

You poor, poor person. It's hilarious, immature, but hilarious.

Dogma...... Dogma.... Yeah, I've never even heard of it, really.

ever heard of Jay and Silent Bob?

I've heard the names, but I'm not making a connection.

Oh dear... do you watch TV? If yes, do you ever watch comedy central?

Not that much, really... I try not to be a couch potato (I can't pull my couch up in front of my computer) but I do watch Comedy Central occasionally.

Okay, well then you need to rent Dogma, they had it on CC awhile ago but I don't know when they'll be showing it again.

Is it like a comedy sketch, or stand up, or a movie? I guess I'll see it when I can....

Its a movie

Mkay then, maybe I'll see it tomorrow.

Hope ya enjoy it. mind you it does have some swearing and proll a few mature themes and suggestiveness.

eh, nothing new for me.

Good, jus making sure

Yeah, thanks.
speaking of inappropriate movies, I saw "Wanted".

And? Thoughts?

The action was really good. The plot was kinda weak. The dialog was pretty good. I hated the final line of the movie...

The scene with the keyboard was pretty good though.

Very mixed I see. Yeah, the graphics and everything else were the good parts even though there was plenty of stuff that made little sense. And I personally liked the last part of the movie. Final line brought it to a close.

The last part was pretty good, but there was a lot of stuff that had me screaming wtf?!?! in my mind. I still didn't like the final line, the f-bomb was dropped way to often in the movie already, and that was the final straw for me. The scene where the guy jumps across the street is pretty awesome though.

They did not drop the 'f-bomb' that much actually. They only said it like, a few times, and usually it was to highlight something. Yes, all the special assassin tricks were amazing.

Eh, whatever. Every time somebody was in a situation, they said "Oh, F***" When I'd think it'd be normal to say "Oh, Sh**". But I'm just weird like that.:p
And yeah, they were pretty BA.

I have a song on my iPod called 'Stupid MF,' I'm immune to swearing.

I have Lil' Kim. Beat that.

Have you listened to MSI?

MSI....MSI.... not sure what ur talking about.

It's a band, we are on the subject of music...

I thought maybe you abbreviated its name or something... but I guess not.
Then I've never heard of them.

MSI = Mindless Self Indulgence

..Are they similar to Disturbed?

Not by a long shot
There is something called Youtube

Bull.

That's very descriptive.

Forget it. I'm going to go play Rockband. :p

Whatever, bull is a pretty random answer anyway.

As in bull sh**.

Yes, but to what exactly? Or are you saying it for no reason whatsoever?

Not sure. To be honest, I'm just waiting for my friend to pick me up so we can go to his house to play Rockband.

lol, dependence is a wonderful thing

WTF?

Geeze you guys are chatty.

No... really?

Hell yes.

*tosses another cactus at you two*

Mer, look at posts 826 and 827 please. We have characters we'd like to introduce.

Name: Kathy Kirtch
Race: Human
Physical traits: She's 5' 4" and she doesn't look nearly as strong as she really is. Brunet hair, green eyes, perfectly toned muscles that seem to defy the laws of physics most days.
Weapons: wrenches, a .45 pistol, more wrenches, any nearby heavy object
Powers (If Demonic/Angelic or vampiric/werewolf): N/A
Short bio: She created both of Joshua's arms with help from her grandmother. During the war she fled to New York and afterward Joshua found her and she's been Zena's assistant ever since even though she's a skilled metal worker and trained in intensive medicine.

Well Mereshka, a third character I submit for your approval.

Speaking of chars, I posted this earlier and you ignored it, so... what do you think? He'd help Methua btw

Both accepted.

Oh happy day! It looks like Josh and Tal have a second stop after Umbra then.

When will you bring her in?

In a couple minutes if you post soon enough. :p

Just did. Having fun with the new smiles eh? Well, guess what: :sniper:

That was an accident, I wanted the old one.:soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap:

:eek: Nazi!!

:soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap:
I WANT MY OLD EMOTES BACK!!!!!

Also, I take considerable offense at being called a Nazi. My grandfather fought in WWII so being called exactly what he fought against is the last thing on my "to-do" list after being gang-banged, raped in general, and shot multiple times.

Hmm... maybe I should bring in a new character, from the upcoming Demon and angels thread (Written by yours truley, focusing on humanity)

Name: Mason Scotson
Race: Human
Physical traits: 5'11 and heavily scarred, wearing a heavily modified RUS marine Corps uniform (Solid black with thicker body armor)
Weapons: M4 carbine (pre-war) Silver combat knife, USP .45 (post-war)
Powers (If Demonic/Angelic or vampiric/werewolf): N/A
Short bio: Mason Scotson is one of the few surviving members of "Operation Zero", a controversial plan created from misinformation that resulted in the Destruction of New York city. Years of traveling the wasteland has left him seemingly cold hearted, looking out for number on First,Last and anything inbetween. However, under this frozen shell was once a caring compasionate man, unfortunatly his compassion was accused of being something more, especially to male soldiers

:soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap::soap:
I WANT MY OLD EMOTES BACK!!!!!

Also, I take considerable offense at being called a Nazi. My grandfather fought in WWII so being called exactly what he fought against is the last thing on my "to-do" list after being gang-banged, raped in general, and shot multiple times.

You are ranting on top of a box, are you not? And you are obviously angry.

Hey UHC, I feel I'd best tell you that the current thread will not be the last in my story. There'll be one more afterwards. Just felt I should tell you, but you can start yours at any time you wish.

You are ranting on top of a box, are you not? And you are obviously angry.

That's an emoticon meant as a joke, what you said was simply out of bounds.

You are ranting on top of a box, are you not? And you are obviously angry.

Hey UHC, I feel I'd best tell you that the current thread will not be the last in my story. There'll be one more afterwards. Just felt I should tell you, but you can start yours at any time you wish.

One more? Well then... Guess Ill start it after that one. :gas:

should Scream just help Methua out at the last minute, or be a subordinate of him? Either way, he agrees with his ideals.

Talrania, look at post 1035. :D

Oh wow, people are on!

Naturally people are on. :D;)

yup, I got it :rolleyes:

except when I'm bored at work. Then you get on when it's late... dammit all

Ha. :p

You suck

Now that's not nice. We all know Tal sucks AND blows!

You wish. :rolleyes:

lolz nice to see you two like each other

What I can say? We hate each other! *gives Tal a hug before literally stabbing him in the back*

*decoy pops before the real me snipes you while you're standing on an "X" on the ground* :sniper:

always wear a helmet :mp:

*dies a tragic death*

*Ghost appears behind you and starts laughing again*

always wear a helmet :mp:

Oh sweet irony! You sniped me!

omg it's a ghost!

Oh sweet irony! You sniped me!

No, Tal sniped youz

But your post was there when I posted mine and the times are the same. In some places it's known as "sniping."

*uses vacuum from Luigi's Mansion to suck you up*

"You did say I sucked earlier, right?" :D

*Vacuum goes boom when I take on a physical form* "I said you do, not that you use a tool that sucks."

But your post was there when I posted mine and the times are the same. In some places it's known as "sniping."

Learning something new everyday

*snipes you again* :sniper: "And I'm sorry that my joke wasn't technically correct. Not like anything else here is."

Good, it keeps your mind sharp. Now where'd my knife go, I've got Tal's to slash the throats of...

*snipes you again* :sniper: "And I'm sorry that my joke wasn't technically correct. Not like anything else here is."

:mp: *it bounces off my helemt* Lulz, nice try. But ya, nothing here is ever right. Unless it's left, then it's right here. :p

*skydives for no apparent reason*

*shoots you in the neck* "Thanks. And if left is right, but right isn't here, that means that we can never make right turns or left turns, which means we only go in straight lines, so either we're perfectly parallel, or we'll eventually crash into each other. Theoretically."

OR I can keep turning left until I go right

But according to Syl, left is right, so there isn't any left OR right.

Well, if that's the case, we can still make loop-the-loops! *does one* WHEE!!

But according to Syl, left is right, so there isn't any left OR right.

Wait you agree with me!? SWEETNESS!! MY WORD-LAW POWER IS BACK!!!!!

Nah, the reboot took tha away, this was coinscedence

Thanks for the save, GW.

Hence the "is back" part. Besides, Mer isn't here to say no. :D

Quiet you.

No, you. *Straps a muzzle on Tal*

*eats muzzle*

I've had chicken tougher than that.

*straps on inedible muzzle* Eat that!

Also, you've told me about that chicken... it's creepy!

Cheesewires Syl

CHEESE!

Wait, something tells me that's not right...

*chews up muzzle, then spits it out* "No!" *throws 3 week old chicken at Syl*

*Superglues Tal's mouth shut after dodging the chicken*

CHEESE!

Wait, something tells me that's not right...

Cheesewire? It's razor sharp wire that can lop one's head off.
*Continues to cheesewire Syl*

*switches places with GW, cuts his head off*

Your words are no longer law so it doesn't work.
*Cheeswires Syl's arms and legs*

neither are yours. *is unaffected by cheesewire*

*uses anti-super glue on mouth* Thank you, Greywatch! :salute:

And since I have no understanding of law, I do whatever I want! *starts to throw Limburger cheese at Syl*

*eats cheese, farts out deadly gasses that I'm immune to*

*Sets on fire with flamethrower*

OH NOES, TAL'S ON FIRE!

*sprays Tal with fire hose till he falls off a cliff into the ocean*

-.- directed at youz

You didn't specify. :P

:gas: "I can breathe!" *falls screaming into the ocean*

refers to whoever posted last typically, plus what else do you set on fire other than gas

think South Park... this was a semi-reference.

~_~ Take a joke.

Anyway, *drops dynamite into the ocean to bring Tal back up*

*throws dynamite back at Syl while flying out of the water with my magic shoes* "Byaaah!!!" *whips another stick of dynamite at Syl*

*eats dynamite, farts out nuke* BWAHAHA!

:gas: still safe ha

I hasn't been launched yet bozo.

But at least I'm ready for it, fart-face.

No you're not. *straps you to the nuke, sets it off*

*eats nuke as the Incredible Bulk* "THAT MAKE GOOD SNACK!"

Not this again.

*nuke explodes inside you*