NationStates Jolt Archive

exactly....Syl, a miracle. We agree with eachother twice in the same day!

You lied both times, so it doesn't count. :)

since when?!?!!?

Since I said so.

but your words mean nothing, GW said so, awhile back.

Dude, that's old news. We got that sorted out and then Mer turned me into Chuck Norris.

BUT MY WORD IS LAW!!! SYL IS RIGHT!!! he put out the fire after all.... SO SAYS THE VOICE IN THE SKY!!!!

oh yeah? Well CN was killed by....That guy in the green sweater, who does a kids show...Whatever the fuck his name is....

Oh and Tal, Skeet shooting!

*bang* sorry Tal...

No, he was killed by about 50 people, who were then killed by Mr. Rogers. And I didn't get to the end of the story. Eventually I became Mr. Rogers and kicked serious ass.

*pulls open a curtain* Tal, enough with the giant floating speakers in the sky.

oh yeah? Well CN was killed by....That guy in the green sweater, who does a kids show...Whatever the fuck his name is....

Oh and Tal, Skeet shooting!

*bang* sorry Tal...

Don't even start on that, Dick Cheney.

And I though we were hunting quail?

No, he was killed by about 50 people, who were then killed by Mr. Rogers. And I didn't get to the end of the story. Eventually I became Mr. Rogers and kicked serious ass.

*pulls open a curtain* Tal, enough with the giant floating speakers in the sky.

*groans, then walks out*

Don't even start on that, Dick Cheney.

And I though we were hunting quail?
You are correct.

*groans, then walks out*
*chuckles softly* No voices in the sky today my friend. Maybe later.

yes! Oh and, sorry Tal. Quail season is over. It's duck and chicken. Theres one! *Bang* Wait no, that's Syl....

You are correct.

:D


*chuckles softly* No voices in the sky today my friend. Maybe later.

Sigh....

yes! Oh and, sorry Tal. Quail season is over. It's duck and chicken. Theres one! *Bang* Wait no, that's Syl....

*jams more beehives up your ass till you ooze honey from every orifice*

well, I rid myself of this weirdness. G'day mates! Cya Hosers!

:D




Sigh....

It's alright. But you can use this for now! *hands over a bullhorn*

*jams more beehives up your ass till you ooze honey from every orifice*

.... You're sick.

It's alright. But you can use this for now! *hands over a bullhorn*

*accidentally drops and breaks bullhorn*

..........................

*cries*

.... You're sick.

Stop making me laugh!!!!! :(

well, I rid myself of this weirdness. G'day mates! Cya Hosers!

You are the weirdness. But at least you're gone.

*accidentally drops and breaks bullhorn*

..........................

*cries*

*hands over a new, indestructible one* It's alright...

Stop making me laugh!!!!! :(

Stop ramming Bee-Hives up Diawiz's ass!!!

Stop ramming Bee-Hives up Diawiz's ass!!!
But... But... It's cheap entertainment!

You are the weirdness. But at least you're gone.
So true.

*hands over a new, indestructible one* It's alright...

*accidentally drops it, and it rolls down a drain into the sewers*

................................

*cries again*

But... But... It's cheap entertainment!


So true.

So is making you laugh. :)

*accidentally drops it, and it rolls down a drain into the sewers*

................................

*cries again*
*hands you another indestructible one and ties it to your wrist*

So is making you laugh. :)
STFU...

*hands you another indestructible one and ties it to your wrist*

*arm falls off and rolls into the drain*

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*yes, more crying*


STFU...

Fine. I'll just leave and get ice cream them.

*arm falls off and rolls into the drain*

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*yes, more crying*




Fine. I'll just leave and get ice cream them.

*gives you one in a way that you can't break or lose it*

Raggle Fraggle...

*gives you one in a way that you can't break or lose it*

Raggle Fraggle...

Hmm..... *gets Laryngitis*

...........................

*tries to cry*

If Raggle Fraggle is what I think it is, then kudos. If not, you got lucky.

Hmm..... *gets Laryngitis*

...........................

*tries to cry*

If Raggle Fraggle is what I think it is, then kudos. If not, you got lucky.

Wow you're having a bad day...

And what do you think it is?

*tries to explain why*


Billy and Mandy?

*tries to explain why*


Billy and Mandy?

aww.. :(

Oh! *shudders*

*still tries to speak*

yeah.

Brawl?

My bro's watching a movie, it should be over soon though. I'll let you know.

Works for me. Wait... YOU SPEAK AGAIN!!!! :p

crap. i mean, hooray!

Lulz. Nice one.

Thanks. I try.

That's good. If you didn't we'd have problems.

.... We already do.

So what's happened whilest I was gone.

Not even close.

The hell kind of response is that?

The un-respondable kind you like so much.

Unrespondible? I think not for I responded to it, with a question.

damn logic...

Logic is my weapon, biatch

Syl responded to your unrespondable messages, no?

Is Mer back yet?

Hell no!

*swears profusely in a half a dozen languages* Why I oughta...

You should then. And btw, I beat Metroid Prime 3 today.

Do you even know what I had in mind? And cool, I'm working on Brawl still.

You said you oughta, so you should.
And good luck with Brawl, I still can't get the last challenge. Freakin' Intense Boss Battles... I have 2 extra hammers that I can't use! :mad:

Um, ok. I meant we should meet up at Mer's house and throw molotov cocktails at it.

Awww, good luck.

Eh, he seems like the type to have a gun on him.

Thanks, but I haven't tried in a few days, due to Corruption / giving up. Anyway, I'm tired.

lol, you have a point there.

Ah, ok. Night.

G'morning Syl, if you're even up yet.

He said he had to get up at 6 and go somewhere. I think. And I had tennis.

Yeah, I saw the part about 6 o'clock and that was about it, so wassup?

Not much. Just played some Tennis against a foreign exchange student. Like all exchange students from Germany, he's ungodly good. And his name is Leonidas. Naturally, his nickname is "King Leonidas", and not just because he's the best there is at Tennis.

LOL 'ungodly good'

It's true! He's better then the freakin' Tennis coach! He can do crazy sh!t with that ball the likes of which I've never seen....

wouldn't that be 'godly' then? I dunno, 'ungodly' makes it sound like the opposite of good. But that might just be me.

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It's just you.

For some reason... I think you agree with my logic

I'm bored. I beat Metroid Prime 3, and all of my threads are at a standstill..... *sigh*
At least I have you. :)

But yeah, I kinda do. It doesn't mean I'll stop saying "ungodly" now, I'll just say it with a certain ignorant bliss....

LOL, 'at least I have you'
am I really that important?
and you don't need to stop saying it, I was doing devil's advocate again. That might be the saying, I honestly don't know.

Yes, you are. But not in a creepy Syl-ish way.

I will keep saying it, but I think I might have started saying it on my own... or maybe it is a saying, I don't know, I'm the only one who says it I think.

lol, good, I'm not creepy

And I'm assuming you made that explanation so complex intentionally.

Nope, just cool. :cool:

Not really, that's just how I think. :D

Thankyou

Complex mind, not a bad thing

I've said it before, I still stand by it.

And it is when you tend to over-think things.... a lot. :rolleyes:

I tend to overthink things as well...

Is Mer back yet?

Yet somehow, no matter how much I overthink something, I always seem to forget something.... huh.

Well I can see that happening... think so much about one thing that you forget something else.

Pretty much.... it still ticks me off when I do that though....

And no, Mer still isn't back.

And no, Mer still isn't back.

Damn...

LOL, I know the feeling, Tal

LOL, I know the feeling, Tal

The feeling of slowly losing your mind, along with your grip on reality, while every day you have to force yourself to not go insane and kill everyone around you, just to relieve the pressure, all the while trying to balance meaningless daily task so people don't start suspecting anything?

Or the frustration part? :)

The latter

The latter

Ah. Yes, it is quite a conundrum, isn't it?

Indeed it would be.

Love to stay and chat, but I gotta go. You two have fun now.

*boots Syl out of thread*

Screw you Syl, you still haven't responded to Dust in the Wind.

Doesn't even have the decency to log out....

Un-Like me! :)

........okay

Only a little.

Meh, not my concern

I'm back!! Sorry for being gone longer than I promised, but the car broke down whilst we were in Boise, so its really not my fault.

There's no such thing as innocense. Only degrees of guilt.

Isn't that a line from Warhammer 40K?

Oh, and by the way, I start teaching Monday, so I may miss a day here and there, but nothing on the magnitude of this little trip. Just thought I'd warn ya.

Yes indeed, from the Space Marine Librarian.

And s'ok 'cause my participation in the thread is being cut back due to having to go to bed at decent times.

Meh, same with me probably. The principle doesn't seem to like it when I teach grumpy like. And on the same note, she for some reason gets angry when I come with a hangover. Something about 'bad examples'. So, I have to cut back on the drinking to.

Go figure...

I know, who would have thought eh?

*cough* not me *sarcasm*

HAPPY DAY!!! MER IS BACK!!!!
Yeah, I'm glad to see you too.

And FYI, I made an ooc sign up thread for my own Fantasy thread, not related to yours of course. It's still only got a few people though... it's called "The Orbs of Ra'Jin"

OMG!!! Mer's back! *glomp*

I don't think he left either, he's just making a really long response to the IC thread. He better be anyway. Especially since everybody is here now.... except UHC....

It better be good. Besides, Zena's still waiting for her speech from The Big Man.

*loads shotgun* had better be *throws Tal an RPG*

I know, I said that in the thread, but he started responding 20 minutes ago, so he wouldn't have caught it.

Hmmm, well, we'll see how it works out.

*grabs RPG, dropping it and accidentally blows a hole in the wall*

Sorry guys... wait, what? THERE'S A WALL?!?!

*looks through hole*

*girls swim team screams and sprays you with mace*

TAL! Shame on you!

*runs away wiping eyes and screaming*

AAAUUUUGGHH!!!! RIGHT IN THE EYES!!!! IT WAS A FRIGGIN' ACCIDENT!!!!

*laughs heartily then gives each of the girls $50*

This reminds me of a manga I read...

This reminds me of a manga I read...

That does not surprise me. Many an accident opens a hole in the wall for peeping toms into a women's locker room.

*comes back with red eyes*

Have red eyes? Get Clear Eyes!

*uses eye drops*

That does not surprise me. Many an accident opens a hole in the wall for peeping toms into a women's locker room.

No, I'm refering to the whole theme of: Guy doing something by accident which coincedentally ends up being pervy and then girls beating up the guy that committed the act.

... Dammit Mer, that had better be one helluva response!

No, I'm refering to the whole theme of: Guy doing something by accident which coincedentally ends up being pervy and then girls beating up the guy that committed the act.

Exactly. Because I would never do anything obscene or perverted. Right ladies?

*comes back with red eyes*

Have red eyes? Get Clear Eyes!

*uses eye drops*
*gives the girl with the mace another $20 to spray you again*

No, I'm refering to the whole theme of: Guy doing something by accident which coincedentally ends up being pervy and then girls beating up the guy that committed the act.
It's a commonly used situation.

... Dammit Mer, that had better be one helluva response!
Damn right.

Well I gotta go so I'll cya fruits tommorrow.

*gives the girl with the mace another $20 to spray you again*

.... Ladies?


It's a commonly used situation.

Unfortunately.


Damn right.

No sh!t I'm right!

Well I gotta go so I'll cya fruits tommorrow.

Awww, see you later.

Mer.... I missed the Colbert Report waiting for your response, and now GW is gone! You're pushing my buttons... and not the good ones.

.... Ladies?




Unfortunately.




No sh!t I'm right!

*she sprays you*
Yup.
First time for everything.

Mer.... I missed the Colbert Report waiting for your response, and now GW is gone! You're pushing my buttons... and not the good ones.

YOU HAVE BUTTONS!? *starts poking you*

*she sprays you*
Yup.
First time for everything.

*keeps da pimp hand strong* :D

Mm-Hmm.

What? You agreeing with me?

YOU HAVE BUTTONS!? *starts poking you*

*karate chops you, sneezes, jumps, laughs, and does a back flip, all at once*

ONE AT A TIME!!

*keeps da pimp hand strong* :D

Mm-Hmm.

What? You agreeing with me?

*she stabs your eyes with a knife*

uh...?
*sighs* I said you were right for ONCE.

*karate chops you, sneezes, jumps, laughs, and does a back flip, all at once*

ONE AT A TIME!!

*starts poking faster*

*she stabs your eyes with a knife*

uh...?
*sighs* I said you were right for ONCE.

*pulls the trick from Hot Fuzz, then has her arrested*

Yeah.

I was right once. and Twice. And a bunch of other times too. :)

*starts poking faster*

Hoo-hooo!!

*pillsberry doughboy laugh*

*turns off buttons, then hacks off your leg with a machete*

*pulls the trick from Hot Fuzz, then has her arrested*

Yeah.

I was right once. and Twice. And a bunch of other times too. :)

*the other girls get the cops to let her go then they start kicking you where it hurts*
O_.
No. You're not right. You're left.

Hoo-hooo!!

*pillsberry doughboy laugh*

*turns off buttons, then hacks off your leg with a machete*

I think this is supposed to hurt... *performs a system override then starts pushing more buttons*

*the other girls get the cops to let her go then they start kicking you where it hurts*
O_.
No. You're not right. You're left.

*bites a police officer's arm off*
._O
Nope. Right handed.

I think this is supposed to hurt... *performs a system override then starts pushing more buttons*

*cuts power to the buttons*

Screw it, Mer abandoned us, I'm going to bed.

*bites a police officer's arm off*
._O
Nope. Right handed.
O_O
._.
...
*cuts power to the buttons*
awwwww....
Screw it, Mer abandoned us, I'm going to bed.
Your face is gonna be so red if he comes back.

He didn't come back. :(

Well, well. I didn't miss anything

No, no you did not.

And we have ANOTHER guest

The hell!? We do don't we...

And now they've gone T.T

Aww. You'll live.

And now they're back....
Well I'm going to work soon.

I think the visitor is you. It says 1 User and 1 guest, and I'm listed as the user.

no, I just keep going to other threads and coming back

Ah, ok. Well either way, we have a guest.

yup, apparently so.

So... Do we kill it? Or do we just let it be?

*pokes with stick* your choice, I gotta go now.

Eh, it's not hurting anything.

See you later.

............aawwwwkkward.

how so?

I was wondering the same thing.

Meh, ah well.

You're giving up that easily?

What's there to give up on?

Life.....
*sob*

You asked how so and didn't get a response. From there you said "meh, ah well." as if giving up on getting an answer.

Life.....
*sob*

Dude, if I need to pull an intervention with you, I will and it won't be pretty.

You asked how so and didn't get a response. From there you said "meh, ah well." as if giving up on getting an answer.

Meh, I don't really care all that much

Dude, if I need to pull an intervention with you, I will and it won't be pretty.

........................:p

Meh, I don't really care all that much

........................:p

I question your mental health...

Tal's or mine.

I question your mental health...

I question your questioning.

Tal's or mine.
Both.
I question your questioning.
I question your right to question my questioning.

Tal's or mine.

I'm guessing... both?

Meh, oh well. Can't win them all.

Both.

I question your right to question my questioning.

I question your questioning of my right to question your questioning.

And it's not my right, it's my left. Like you said. :D

Meh, oh well. Can't win them all.

Damn right.

I'll be back in 10 minutes.

I question your questioning of my right to question your questioning.

And it's not my right, it's my left. Like you said. :D

But first this...
I question your existence.
And you're right handed, so it doesn't matter. :)

This entertains me so.

But first this...
I question your existence.
And you're right handed, so it doesn't matter. :)

I once said I didn't exist, and you argued that I exist, so nyah.
And how do you know that?!!?!?!?!?!?!

This entertains me so.

..........You're sick.

How so? You an Syl are just funny people.

How so? You an Syl are just funny people.

I just like saying it. But flattery won't get you out of this one.

Well, enough might....

Flattery? I'm being quite honest.

I once said I didn't exist, and you argued that I exist, so nyah.
And how do you know that?!!?!?!?!?!?!
I don't remember that...
And we had that argument last night and you brought it up then.

How so? You an Syl are just funny people.

Funny "ha ha" or funny in the head?

Flattery? I'm being quite honest.

That's just too much. I'm blushing. :$ (but not really)
Anyway, I gtg, things to do, people to see.
(besides this lol)

Funny "ha ha" or funny in the head?

Well everyone's a little crazy... I mean 'ha ha' funny.

Well everyone's a little crazy... I mean 'ha ha' funny.

yayness!!

I don't remember that...
And we had that argument last night and you brought it up then.



Funny "ha ha" or funny in the head?

funny number two...CALL THE CRAZY FARM BOBBY! We got another two!

*To syl* Here's your favourite sweater! And there's you nice comfy, padded room. Don't you want a nappy-byes?

Well everyone's a little crazy... I mean 'ha ha' funny.

Some more then others. But usually, crazyness and humor go hand-in-hand.

Very true

.... You're good at those unrespondable statements, you know that?

I am indeed.

Touchè.

It's actually not that hard.

Yeah, but you tend to do it more then usual, and it's just the way you do it... it's almost like you're not even trying.... almost.

I'm really not. It's actually quite easy.

You just said that. I was trying to be sarcastic, which doesn't work at all with messaging.

Unless of course you use: *sarcasm*

That's cheating.

Can't cheat in posting.

You can't. I can.

I see.

See Spot.

See Spot run.

What's up?

Meh, I just got work, so I'll be gettin' off.

Kazaar?

Mehhh?

Sorry for leaving so suddenly yesterday, though I quite honestly don't have a viable excuse. But, I will get working on my respone right now.

Take your time.

Got it, though it is undoubtedly not anything near the grandeur you were no doubt expecting.

I expect nothing

I always expect the worst. That way all my surprises are pleasent ones.

Um, ok. I meant we should meet up at Mer's house and throw molotov cocktails at it.

Awww, good luck.

Whats up with you and vandalizing my house?

I don't expect at all, therefore I'm always suprised.

I dislike surprises. My daughter sorta killed that urge.

Interesting.

You have a habit of very short replies, you know that don't you?

Indeed I do.

DAMNIT! You are doing it again! Your starting to make me wish I didn't take psychology in college. I want to probe your mind for what lies behind those clipped responses.

The world may never know.

You're doing that on purpose now, aren't you?

We talked about it, he tries to do it.

Well I'm glad someone shares my opinion.

He knows he does it. So does Syl. You missed most of it.

...I sowwy. Blame me daughter and the little rat bastard I now call son in-law. Or for that matter, blame my car.

... I think I've got the gist of what happened, so I'll take your word for it. I wasn't blaming you, more of.... informing you of my accusation. (jk)

All we need is Syl and UHC, and we're one big happy family again.... since Spartan Rebellion can't really do much 'till the next thread.

Whatever helps you deal with the guilt of blaming a sweet little old man like me.

Two things wrong with that.
1. I have no soul, therefore feel no guilt.
2. You aren't necessarily sweet.
3. I know you're a grandparent, but I didn't think you were that old....
4. I can't count. :(

1.Lucky bastard.
2.No, no I am not. But it helps to claim that when I am having an argument.
3.No, I'm really not all that old. Again, I just use it as an excuse, but this time so I can carry around a cane.
4.Are you failing math?

I try to do it? I think I said its easy and automatic.

1.Lucky bastard.
2.No, no I am not. But it helps to claim that when I am having an argument.
3.No, I'm really not all that old. Again, I just use it as an excuse, but this time so I can carry around a cane.
4.Are you failing math?

1. :D
2. Unless someone calls you on it.
3. Again, see #2.
4. Nope, I'm actually a year ahead of my class. :) (my class isn't very bright)

I try to do it? I think I said its easy and automatic.

You don't try to not do it, and that's almost just as bad... sorta.

Your reason makes no sense. I don't need to make a conscious effort not to. Why would I?

Common courtesy.

It matters not to me.

'cause you're an @$$.

Yes I am.

..... Jerk.

W00t! 200 pages in IC. 'cause I can.

Ma-hoo-sive

.................*cries*

*gives tissues*

*eats tissues, feels better*

O_o

*backs away slowly*

Ma-hoo-sive?

massive fyi

That's what I said. In my head anyway. Now excuse me, I've got to use the bathroom. Those tissues went right through me. *leaves, comes back with toilet paper stuck to my shoe*

I know what it means, but seriously. I like making absurd words as much as the next guy, but mahoosive? Thats just sad.

I sorry, when was I supposed to care?

... you are a jerk.

No, you guys just pass judgement on me and I retaliate. Harshly.