NationStates Jolt Archive

Well now, we can start getting cracking on taking down the Angel of Death.

Now where'd Mer go!? He posts and runs off. humph!

I'm back.

Oh yay!

Good to know I'm missed. ;)

lulz. Without you there's no plot advancement. You're just a tool to give us amusement. :p

And I mean that in the most caring way possible. Of course, it is me doing the speaking...

.....:(

Oh don't do that! You'll make me sad!

Good!!

Now you're just confusing me.

You made me sad, so you should be sad now.

I don't like this feeling... It's like, I did something bad, and now I feel responsible for it...:(

Skill I picked up from my youngest daughter. Useful for teaching.

Damn... How do I go about getting that license revoked!?

Cathcing me doing something unspeakable with one of the female students? (Which will most definetly not happen!!)

Lol. My dad got a LOT of teachers fired because him and his friends kept bringing teachers that did that to the school board.

I loved the story of his band teacher. He kept making things real easy for the girls that gave him "favors" while he was a hard ass on everyone else. He got the boot, and hard, when one girl's mother threw a fit to the school board.

Serious? Damn. They should really have more background checks.

You gotta remember this was 25 years ago though.

Oh, and here's something I feel I should mention. Those "unmentionable" acts you mentioned don't have to be restricted to female students.

Yes, but that is quite simply too disgusting to even joke about.

It's not a joke, it's something horrible, and yet it happens even today. Remember a while back when we couldn't go through a month without hearing about those priests who kept abusing kids? It's just more proof that people are getting more and more corrupt.

You know what I say that is proof of? Hitler was on to something, although he had a few key aspects wrong. Instead of the Jews, kill people who do shit like that. But, maybe thats just me, and maybe I should keep thoughts like that to myself.

Not kill, at least not right away. Just do like the Chinese do. If you break the law, they cut off a digit. Do it again? There goes your hand. One last time? Well, make sure you have life insurance, your wife will thank you for it.

What digit do you think they'd cut off for an offense like that?

I do hope you weren't being perverted when you said that. It would be horribly ironic and yet disgusting all at once. No, they usually cut off the index finger first.

I say, that disgusting as it is, it'd be no less than they deserve. And I ain't talking about a finger.

Have you ever seen Scary Movie 3? In that case it WOULD be a finger. But on a more serious note, yes, they do deserve it. Or at the very least, chemical castration.

Bah, screw the chemicals. Just use a dull and rather rusty saw.

Now you're thinking Nearly-Headless Nick. "47 times with a blunt axe." Anyway, why bother with a saw? Just give them a steak knife and some way of heating it up.

Yes, but can they get lockjaw from it not being a rusty saw? No.

Fine, a rusty steak knife with some kind of heat source. We don't want the people doling out the punishment getting blood on themselves now do we?

Also, I'm going to godmod a bit in my next IC post. I'm going to have Josh just bring the whole group to Zena's study, and it will get cramped in there. I'll leave Tal out of course.

Meh, fair enough. Thats what they get for not being here.

Wait, you want to castrate them with a rusty, heated steak knife AND bring their characters to Zena's study because they're not online!? WTF IS UP WITH THAT!? :p

I'm grumpy. :tongue:

Is that because I called you a tool? ;)

Yup. If I mean nothing more to them than a tool, than I'll be a rusty heated knife/teleportation thingy.

*scratches head* Um, wow. Someone could interpret that as you having some kind of a fetish with liking to remove male genitalia.

No...uhm...lets put it as a strong hatred for those who do things with said genitalia they should not.

Ah, alright then. I see where this is headed and we're steering the Titanic away from that iceberg. Got another topic or should I get my hat and draw one out of it?

Titanic? Theres another topic for ya. Never much cared for the movie.

I've never seen it either. But we own it on VHS, DVD, and special edition VHS. Yes, my mom has an obsession.

Hehe, it happens. My wife has an obsession with Mat Daimon movies.

Well alright then.

Well, that topic died fast. Any more ideas masked in not so vague refrences?

Not really. I upgraded my computer today though. I bought Mac OS X Leopard and I love it. It looks great and runs better than people keep saying it does.

Still with the Macs eh? Tsk tsk.

Bite my shiny metal.. Oh wait, that doesn't work if you're human... Damn. And yes, I'm still with the Macs. My iMac kicks your computers ass any day of the week.

He, prove it mate, prove it.

My computer starts up in under a minute, doesn't look like a little kid went and colored for Microsoft, and I don't have to push "start" to turn off my computer.

And thats your reasoning? What are you comparing it to, a fucking Dell?

Hell no! Just a generic PC. Look at Windows XP though. It's colors look like someone brought their kid to work on the day they designed the GUI. But my start to shut down comment still stands. Also, how long does it take your computer to start up and load EVERYTHING that it does when it starts up?

Don't time it. Know it never takes more than a minute and a half though. Then again, I custom made the bugger from scratch, and keep upgrading it, leastwise insofar as my budget allows. *Fake sigh* Sometimes things would be a lot easier if you didn't have silly expenses like food and family to worry about.

lulz. A friend of mine came up with a dream credit card.


No limits
Would never have to pay off
wouldn't hurt your credit score
accepted everywhere
could get cash from it at an ATM
wouldn't ruin the economy more than already done


That would trick your computer WAY out. :)

*Daydreams like a schoolgirl*

LMFAO!!!!

There's a touch of irony in that.

Just a tidbit.

mmmm.... so what's happened so far?

Oh my... You sound so much like Mr. Vatsaas right there. He's everyone's favorite teacher at my school. (the tidbit part.)

...What?

lulz. :)

mmmkay...

okay, now that I'm being ignored I guess I can pull out of this for good...

Sorry, missed it. Josh brought everyone (and those around them) except Tal that he knew to Zena's study and we're discussing what to do next.

Ah, I see. Meh, Mirage won't be there just to keep it simple and so I can jump in when things get good. And I can RP him being clueless, cause I'll actually be clueless XD

lol, well, basically they've decided the AoD needs to die, but they don't know how to do it.

Hmm.. so that mean's Connor is there as well. Psychopathic assassin's for the win.

Hullo. And whos this dude I sound like?

lol, time for introductions.

Hullo. And whos this dude I sound like?

He's the teacher at my school EVERYBODY loves. Seriously, we make him replicas of medieval weapons and stuff he's so great.

Medieval weapons huh? Thats a good idea. Maybe I can convince the guys up top to let me have the kids make a trebuchet or something...

Not that big. Just swords, flails, that sort of thing.

Flails are fun too...but trebucehts are better. We could throw cows or something, not like theres a lack of them around here. Then again, I could content myself with watermelon...nah, cows are funner.

Medieval weapons huh? Thats a good idea. Maybe I can convince the guys up top to let me have the kids make a trebuchet or something...
Why not a full sized replica of a rail cannon for WWII (Rail as in railroad, commonly known as "Big Bertha")

Not medieval mate.

Not medieval mate.

WWII mein fruend :) Think of how many people you could freak out by firing the huge thing.

But Vatsaas like Medieval, so meh!

I always liked Medieval better too. I was never much of a fan of the World War eras.

I almost want to ask... but no

WWII mein fruend :) Think of how many people you could freak out by firing the huge thing.

Yes, but can you throw cows with it? I think not.

I almost want to ask... but no

Ask what?

I almost want to ask... but no

Ask what?

nevermind...

nevermind...

ASK DAMNIT!
Damn capital letter block...

I choose not to ask

I always liked Medieval better too. I was never much of a fan of the World War eras.

I can only think of one reply. (fit for world war two)


US: "WE'VE GOT NUKES!!!!!"
World (except for Germany and the UK): "WTF is a nuke?"

Again: Throwing cows is more fun/less destructive than nukes.

Gw, I'm going through Tal-attack withdrawal, ask or I'm coming after you with a steak knife.

Again: Throwing cows is more fun/less destructive than nukes.

Why cows? What'd they ever do to you? Why not use something else? Like, I don't know, Windows Vista discs?

Gw, I'm going through Tal-attack withdrawal, ask or I'm coming after you with a steak knife.

*Yawn* whatever Syl

*Yawn* whatever Syl

*starts running toward you with a steak knife*

*Trips Syl* There ya go GW.

*starts running toward you with a steak knife*

Not nice
*takes away your steak knife and gives you a notched bayonet*
Have fun.

*gets up, takes bayonet, runs after GW again*

*Slaps UHC on the wrist with a ruler*

Soldiers, kill him please.
*Thousands of men armed with gatling cannons (cause they're strong MFs and physics doesn't matter to me at this point) fire at Syl*

*shoots at Mer for slapping my armory, then dodges all the bullets Matrix style* BRING THE RAIN! *air support starts firing on your troops*

*Slaps UHC on the wrist with a ruler*

*rubs wrist* Could've been worse, I could've given him a mini-gun. Or something. OR A NUKE!

*Syl gets transported to Iraq*

*Goes Rip Van Winkle (Hellsing Ultimate) style on your ass, uses magical bullet that goes through all planes and then through your body several, several times*
Watch that episode of Hellsing Ultimate if you haven't seen it, so kickass

*rubs wrist* Could've been worse, I could've given him a mini-gun. Or something. OR A NUKE!

I don't want him to have anything. Hes bad enough with a whip, god knows what he'll do with a bayonet.

*Goes Rip Van Winkle (Hellsing Ultimate) style on your ass, uses magical bullet that goes through all planes and then through your body several, several times*
Watch that episode of Hellsing Ultimate if you haven't seen it, so kickass

Never seen Hellsing Ultimate. Is it a differenet version of the one with Alucard in it?

*heals and teleports back to you guys, whip and bayonet in hand* You missed me didn't you? *cracks whip then runs GW through with the bayonet*

both have Alucard... he's the main char.
The diff is HU follows the manga: More blodd, more action, much better animation, and so much more. Please watch it, it's amazing...
only prob is they only have like 5-6 episode out >.<

*heals and teleports back to you guys, whip and bayonet in hand* You missed me didn't you? *cracks whip then runs GW through with the bayonet*

*Uses familiars to eat you*

I don't want him to have anything. Hes bad enough with a whip, god knows what he'll do with a bayonet.

Good point.

*goes up to syl*

What're ya sellin'?
*snatches bayonet and gives you four thousand pesatas*
Hehehe, thank you.

*Uses familiars to eat you*

*walks out of the bathroom* Damnit GW, you went and killed my clone! *cracks whip in anger*

*Uses familiars to eat you again*

*Uses familiars to eat you again*

*uses the powers of NSG to delete all familiars* Lulz *starts whipping GW's face*

*Alucard's familiars eat youz*
lulz now biatch XD

*uses the powers of NSG to delete all familiars* Lulz *starts whipping GW's face*


*knocks Syl out*
Your armory is calling, it wants its whip back.
*takes whip and gives you a rubber knife*

*wakes up* Damn *gets whip from my belt* Now where were we? *starts whipping UHC's back*

*wakes up* Damn *gets whip from my belt* Now where were we? *starts whipping UHC's back*
Oh. Ow. It hurts so much. Stop it.
*shoots you in the face*
WHIP THAT BETCH!

*Slaps Syl repeatedly on the wrist with a thirteen pound ruler* *Daydreams like a schoolgirl about actually having those*

*bullet stops before hitting me* boo *bullet screams and runs away crying* Beat that.

*Slaps Syl repeatedly on the wrist with a thirteen pound ruler* *Daydreams like a schoolgirl about actually having those*

*seriously questions your sanity*

You're not the first to ask that question. *Has nightmare about padded walls*

*bullet stops before hitting me* boo *bullet screams and runs away crying* Beat that.

*forces you to drink several cups of coffee*
Already have,

*seriously questions your sanity*

*Does the same*

*gets wired off the coffee* NOWTHAT'SNOTNICEATALLNOWISIT?NOIT'SNOTANDIDON'TLIKEIT.YOUKNOWILIKEMOCHASBETTERTHANREGULARCOFFE!

*sends Mer to a rubber room*

*Does the same*

Do you refer to my sanity or Mer's? Or perhaps both... I can't tell.

95% Syl and 38% Mer
God, it's always killing, insanity, and bad math with you two

*Melts rubber room*

95% Syl and 38% Mer
God, it's always killing, insanity, and bad math with you two

Who says the killing's bad? Gives me a chance to hand out all this popcorn I bought. *passes you a bowl*

*fills melted rubber room with ice cubes* You're one to talk about bad math...

Who says the killing's bad? Gives me a chance to hand out all this popcorn I bought. *passes you a bowl*

Hey! What about me?! I'm the one killing everyone and getting killed!! GIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIE!

*fills melted rubber room with ice cubes* You're one to talk about bad math...

Making a half Andromeda reference

Making a half Andromeda reference

Nice Greek. Now speak English.

Shpreken ze Doich? (Not at all sure I spelt that right)

Vous parlez français? (I know I spelled that right)

No, no I do not.

Lol, did you have to translate that or did you recognize it? It's fun to use that phrase because the standard "parlez vous français?" is actually inversion.

Shpreken ze Doich? (Not at all sure I spelt that right)

*beats you over the head with a german textbook*

NEIN SIE FAUL TÄUSCHT! SEINES "SPRCHEN ZE DUETCH!"

Nice Greek. Now speak English.

O.O
That's the name of a show. *walks away from Syl*
Please just go back to your hole and rot there....

GW, I'd rather not. One of my clones already did that and the smell is horrible.

UHC, chill. *hands you a whip* That's more effective*

Lol, did you have to translate that or did you recognize it? It's fun to use that phrase because the standard "parlez vous français?" is actually inversion.

I recognize a phrase here and there from quite a few langauges, but can only claim to speak three, and only one fluently.

*Beats UHC over the head with a history text-book* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!! DETENTION!

GW, I'd rather not. One of my clones already did that and the smell is horrible.

UHC, chill. *hands you a whip* That's more effective*

*Kicks Syl into hole and leaves thread*
g'night all

I recognize a phrase here and there from quite a few langauges, but can only claim to speak three, and only one fluently.

*Beats UHC over the head with a history text-book* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!! DETENTION!

Ah, cool

*Stares in shock* O_.

I recognize a phrase here and there from quite a few langauges, but can only claim to speak three, and only one fluently.

*Beats UHC over the head with a history text-book* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!! DETENTION!


Detention? FAUGH! *hides in the US history classroom*

*Kicks Syl into hole and leaves thread*
g'night all

*crawls out* Aww. :(

*Kicks Syl into hole and leaves thread*
g'night all

G'night mate.

Detention? FAUGH! *hides in the US history classroom*

*Drags UHC back to my classroom, even though in the school I teach, we don't have a classroom for US history, and forces his nose against the corner*

*laughs at UHC* And that's why you don't mess with the teacher!

*Drags UHC back to my classroom, even though in the school I teach, we don't have a classroom for US history, and forces his nose against the corner*


Humph. *silently plots Mer's demise through various weapons, all of them modern*

Humph. *silently plots Mer's demise through various weapons, all of them modern*

*removes your access to modern tech, leaving only feudal Japanese tech at your disposal*

*Taps fingers on desk* Don't you humph me.

*removes your access to modern tech, leaving only feudal Japanese tech at your disposal*

...shit.

WAIT! AH-HA! *takes several Portugese muskets* BOOM SHAKA!

...shit.

WAIT! AH-HA! *takes several Portugese muskets* BOOM SHAKA!

Portuguese is not Feudal Japan. Sorry, but no.

Portuguese is not Feudal Japan. Sorry, but no.

Portugal traded with Japan during its fuedal era. ;)

But that's still portugese tech, not feudal japanese tech. Sorry, but still no.

*Makes it so the tech he has comes from before the Portugese traded with them, therefore making the whole argument null and void*

*Makes it so the tech he has comes from before the Portugese traded with them, therefore making the whole argument null and void*

Wait, I smell a paradox... My great-great X 30 Grandfather is probably wandering around here somewhere...

*Makes it so the tech he has comes from before the Portugese traded with them, therefore making the whole argument null and void*

*laughs heartily.* Thanks Mer.

Wait, I smell a paradox... My great-great X 30 Grandfather is probably wandering around here somewhere...

You're of Japanese descent?

You're of Japanese descent?

Grandfather is, yeah.

Grandfather is, yeah.

Yet you go nuts when forced into the box of Japanese tech...

Yet you go nuts when forced into the box of Japanese tech...

Nope, I'm just a gun-nut.

*Hands UHC a spear* Hah.

*Hands UHC a spear* Hah.



*grumbles about it not having any ammo* grr. *mail orders a time machine from an Alchemist*

*grumbles about it not having any ammo* grr. *mail orders a time machine from an Alchemist*

*kills the alchemist before he gets your order*

*kills the alchemist before he gets your order*

...screw this.... *steals a rowboat and heads for New Spain*

...screw this.... *steals a rowboat and heads for New Spain*

*shouts* YOU MIGHT WANT TO HEAD BACK, THERE'S A HOLE IN THAT BOAT!"

That, and there isn't a New Spain yet.

That, and there isn't a New Spain yet.

THERE IS NOW!!!! *paddles the wrong direction and winds up in Siberia.*

THERE IS NOW!!!! *paddles the wrong direction and winds up in Siberia.*

I say we let him freeze. Deal?

Sounds good.

*stops the movement of the earth when Siberia is at night* That'll teach him.

Well thats not very nice.

So? It's UHC. I suppose Daiwiz is more deserving, but still.

Who said anything about UHC? I meant how the other side of the world is in eternal daylight.

So long as Deserea isn't there, I think it's all good. Oh, wait... Crop and such... Shit... We've got a problem, I don't know how to restart the earth.

*commissions new whips to be made* Lulz

*Restarts earth* *Destrys anyone capable of making whips, along with the whips already made*

*comes back as a ghost* Now that wasn't nice.

Whoever said I was nice?

Good point.

And thanks to a kiriban win, I have a picture of how Josh looked in the last thread. Middernacht does good work (http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/214/5/e/jratz91_Kirriban_by_Middernacht.jpg). And the glasses are just when what he's reading doesn't have braille.

Isn't there an anime with a guy like that?

Is there? It shows how much attention I pay I guess.

I seems to remember the ears from somewhere...

Don't ask me. I haven't watched much anime in a while. Actually, I've been kinda denying my TV any time for quite a while. I think the last time I really watched anime was when they were showing Trigun reruns and that was about it.

*Shrugs* Ah well.

Kinda what I was thinking. I need to be up at 7 tomorrow, but I don't want to.

I seems to remember the ears from somewhere...

Inuyasha I think...

Inuyasha I think...

Should that strike me as familiar in any way?

Should that strike me as familiar in any way?

Well for starters that was directed at Mer so I really don't care
and secondly, its an old anime, it still plays though so whatev

I know it was directed toward him, that much was easy enough to tell.

okay, good, so you're not completely hopeless

Don't make me get my whip!

I'm back! Redder than ever!!!

And I took the liberty of skipping the posts I missed in this thread, I'm reading the IC right now.

Also, I learned to water ski, bodysurf, and to burn in the sun.

And talk to myself!

TAL!!! OMG!!! YAY!!! *Shoots a dozen bakers dozens of Tal seeking missiles in joy*

12x13=..... Crap. *tries to dodge, but sunburns keep me from moving, so I get blasted away.... in joy*

*giggles* I should have done that long time ago! try this. *Offers Aloe Vera gel laced with itching powder*

.... I'm already a pile of talking ashes! What more do you want from me!?!?!

lulz. *gets a vacuum cleaner* This is gonna be fun.

*uses a Pinch to deactivate all electronic devices* *from Ocean's Eleven*

You can't. You're a pile of ashes. *turns on the vacuum* Lulz.

I have friends in high places, what can I say? *Pinch goes off due to hired professionals*

*turns into a slightly bigger pile of ashes*

HA!

*hires assassins to take out your friends and destroy the pinch and let me turn on my vacuum* Lulz.

*turns into a mountain of ashes, which proceeds to topple over and bury you*

Ha! I was just stalling!

hmm *opens bag of infinite storage and you get sucked in* HA! Who's got the last laugh now? *closes bag*

*becomes infinityX2 in size, bursting out of the bag*

Ha.

There is nothing bigger than infinite. Infinite has no limits, no boundaries, nothing to hold it back. So infinite x 2 would simply be the same, but with the guidelines saying something like "no limits. No limits. No boundaries. No boundaries. ect..." Thus, you've still stuck in the bag.

Think about this. How many numbers are bigger than zero? Infinite, that's how many. But how many numbers are bigger and smaller than zero? (Counting negatives, obviously.) It's infinity, but there are more numbers now, aren't there? About twice as many, I'd say. Therefore, infinityX2. :p

Not really. Because there are an infinate amount of numbers. They never end in either direction. So the numbers would keep adding up even if you didn't count negative numbers.

But there are more numbers if you count the negatives. There has to be, right? It's like a ray, which has a point and a segment that continues forever in one direction. A line, however, continues forever in two directions, therefore twice as long, in an incomprehensible way.

ok then, chew on this. A line has no ending. But at the same time, it has no beginning. So if it didn't begin and it didn't end, it never existed. Thus, lines don't exist because they don't begin and they don't end and thus, your "double number theory" is debunked.

However, can you have more than an unlimited amount? No. Unlimited is a synonym for infinite and since you can't have more than infinite, how can you have double infinite?

ok then, chew on this. A line has no ending. But at the same time, it has no beginning. So if it didn't begin and it didn't end, it never existed. Thus, lines don't exist because they don't begin and they don't end and thus, your "double number theory" is debunked.

However, can you have more than an unlimited amount? No. Unlimited is a synonym for infinite and since you can't have more than infinite, how can you have double infinite?

Ok, you're going into more of a time theory than Math. A line can't exist, its a theoretical object Mathematicians use. This is all theoretical. So this theory isn't debunked.

And I'm not sure exactly. What I'm saying I heard from a Geometry professor. There's simply more to choose from. Instead of more infinity, it's more of a higher plane of infinity, from which there are more options.

And since when is this thread so technical? None of the stuff you say makes sense anyway.

wow, this has gone off on a random tangent of a random tangent threefold

.... More or less. So, can you shed any light on the situation, or are we in for another subject change? Oh, and good to see you too.

There seems to be more to choose from, but by saying you include negative numbers all you really do is say that you're no longer saying "use any number except negative ones." And if you're going off of what someone else told you, that's sad. You should really make your own opinions on things.

Also, it's NSG, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!

And yes, it is quite a random tangent.

How is it sad? I'm simply agreeing with what he said. Besides, he has more expertise in this field then either of us, it'd be wise to listen to him. And I don't get what your first sentence has to do with anything.

And if it doesn't have to make sense, why are you trying so hard to make sense of it?

The way you phrased it made it seem like you didn't have an opinion of your own. That's why it's sad. And my first sentence was to counter one of your points.

As to why I'm trying to make sense, it's because I'm making nonsense. I'm just arguing for the sake of something to do.

Well, I do. That is my own wording. When he said it, he used Lamen's terms (is that spelled right?), and what I say is what I've formulated on my own. And I'm not following how that counters one of my points. All you did was reword what I said????

And I suppose that makes sense, I'm doing the same. So GW, any input?

wow... this thread is just weird

How about two cents from UHC


SCREW MATH, DRINK COFFEE! *forces everyone to drink a glass of coffee*

wow.... how'd you figure that one out, Sherlock?

wow.... how'd you figure that one out, Sherlock?

you were born

and I hate coffee. *spews it out*

And I love Math. :D

And who says I was born? I have no life after all....

Oh, you were born lifeless

Tal's got some sense... But why not just drown it in a steaming cup of joe, eh?

Already got some, thanks. *drinks mocha*

I also have dollars.

*twitch* You sir... need some re-education.

I'm getting off for a while. I have some things to do and I'm kinda in a funk. I'll be back later if I get over it.

Meh, I think I'll play some Guild Wars

*ahem* Might I suggest fixing that funk by drinking coffee?

Fine, whatever. Dork.
But seriously, good luck. I think.

Guild Wars? I suddenly have an urge to find out what that is.

*goes to the bathroom*

and now I don't.

Guild Wars is essentially a free version of WoW but with a little less stuff. Still a good game though. Seeya

Oh and I mean free as in no monthly fee, still have to pay for the game itself

Yeah, then screw it. Besides, games don't really work on my computer... why do you think I do this all day? *sob*

And fine then. I SUMMON MER BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!

How's dat?

Well..... GO OUT, BUY A NEW GRAPHICS CARD AND GET THE ENTIRE C&C SERIES, GAURENTEED TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED FOR MONTHS!

I would if i could, but
1. I don't like spending money
2. I'm still a teenager, so it's my dad's comp, and he says NO COMP GAMES, so I don't get any. I can't even play Starcraft anymore. :(

Not even starcraft? The thing doesn't even take up a gig, and you can't even play it?

No, you don't understand. I CAN, but my dad won't ALLOW it. He doesn't like video games, and my mom uses this comp for her job, so he's paranoid that it'll ruin the computer somehow.

Oh, I see. Hmm.. well there's plenty of good browser based games online, not to mention a godly sum of flash games ranging from horrible to awesome

I've tried. He's blocked most of those too. I'm still trying to find something decent that works. I think AdventureQuest might... but other then that, I'm doubtful.

Hmm... well, that kind of sucks. What made your dad so paranoid?

No idea. He used to let us play starcraft and stuff... hell, we even had our three comps hooked up to each other so we could play each other... but then he trashed one comp, he started using one for his job and taxes, and my mom got a job and started using this one... then he said we couldn't anymore. Not really sure if anything in particular set if off.

Probably if you had the third computer that would've been yours. Or maybe he's just being a bit over protective. (My mom tried to do the same thing, until she realized that I could handle things myself)

No, I mean he tried to do something with it, he fried the video card, then gave the hard drive away. And I think you might be right, but it still kinda ticks me off. I love Starcraft! And the second one is coming out soon!

And fine then. I SUMMON MER BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!

How's dat?

You called?

You took your sweet time, didn't you? But HOORAY! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!

That was fast. And you summoned the right person this time, good job Tal!

Meh, I have been leveling my arcane summoning skills...

Either that, or you are damn lucky. One of the two.

Probably luck.