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Since the three of us joined this thread.

But how does that make them my orders?

? Since when ?
:confused:

Since I said so, my word is law. Along with Syl's and thus your words are law too.

My head hurts. You're using too much logic that makes no sense.

Wait, my words are law? SWEETATUDE!!

New law: My laws override your laws, but Mereshka's override mine unless explicitly stated by me.

Fine. I'll just power up my law with my "Focus Strength" ability, then give it a ring of fortitude, making it a Super-Law! Which says that

"I win."

Tal, we just killed Satan in one of our threads, when the hell does anything make sense anymore?

Ok then, I use an Anti-Super law power up, which returns your super-law into normal words, which my law squashes.

Tal, we just killed Satan in one of our threads, when the hell does anything make sense anymore?

Tru dat.

You know what? I'm leaving for about an hour. :eek: Yeah. Take that.

Aww, fine then. :(

I can't argue with that.

Half an hour till he gets back...

Talrania is a "he" right?

Dunno really, I always thought so

I AM NEITHER HE NOR SHE! I AM AN OMNIPOTENT VOICE IN THE SKY!!!




(male)

The problem is that most males tend to think people on the other end of the computer are male, and the same for female.

And if you're omnipotent, I'm omniscient. That leaves GW to be omnipresent.

Speaking of gender, what about you two?

Not true actually, I judge people based on the first chars they make that I play with. Or based on the gender of the char they use the most.

I always thought of Tal as male and Syl as female, no offense if I got that wrong.

... So Sylvonia is both? (Zena and Josh) :confused:

I always thought of Tal as male and Syl as female, no offense if I got that wrong.

Same here. Except you replace my name with yours.

GW, that's why I said MOST.

And I'm male. I am just apparently capable of pulling off both genders equally well in an RP. At least that's what I can get from your posts.

Meh.

lol?

not lol, Meh. As in: whatever, not like I really care.

I know what it means. I was inquiring if it was appropriate to find funny.

That's kinda up to you now isn't it? ye whose words I have claimed are law.

Actually, I say it isn't.

But I made a law saying my laws override yours, thus, it's funny!

No! We are not getting into the super law fight again! How about GW just gets the deciding vote?

Aww, but they're fun. And he already voted, he's undecided. Thus, it defaults to the laws and I win.

You know what? I'm breaking the law then. It wasn't funny.

I'm nothing more than a goverment computer program made to mimic human emotion and behavior online, I can't vote... silly.

Then punishment for breaking the law must ensue. *police come to take you away*

Not again! *looks around* Where are they?

lol, behind you. *police put handcuffs on you*

Be back in a little bit.

*turns back into bulk, eats police* "Hungry!!! GEEEAARRRRGG!!!"

I go DotHack on you and a jail appears around you. The walls and cieling are a dealy computer virus and the bars are solid titanium. Yes, nothing makes sense anymore. I win!

"Maybe you're not getting the vibe I'm sending out. BULK EAT EVERYTHING!!!" *eats everything*

Delete. I win. You do not exist.

so?

LO frickin' L

What's so funny?

If you're going the .Hack// route, I'll data drain your ass.

[Program: Talrania ------------- Restoring]
[15%]
[17%]
[25%]
[31%]
[31%]
[32%]
[34%]
[37%]
[56%]
[58%]
[61%]
[78%]
[93%]
[100%]
Program restored.

If you're going the .Hack// route, I'll data drain your ass.

Too late.

Seriously, what are you talking about? And what's with the.... OMG!!! I DON'T EXIST!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!! GAAAAHHH!!!

No, you deleted him for going nuts. You said nothing of me. *uses the data drain on GW to restore Tal to normal and strip him of his superpowers and omnipresent state*

Nothing happened. Why did nothing happen? Why are you doing this to me? Why don't I exist any- ...... Oh. Never mind then.

*laughs heartily* Does that make up for the whole incredible bulk 1 thing?

Actually I'm at lvl 1 and you gain no experience. I power level and get all exp back.

"Killjoy." *runs GW through with a broadsword*

Goes Mirage on youz

Ha Ha! Good one Syl! Not even close!

And btw, I've been working on that memory thing we talked about, and lemme tell you... I'm glad I'm doing it ahead of time in word, it's taking a while. but it's about done.

*uses supercomputer to bring the real GW here* HA!

And it's probably a good thing. Could I possibly see it before we through with everything? I can TG you my email address.

That means to my nation on nationstates, right? And sure, that'd be fine. It's just what the memory would be.

That's exactly what it means. And cool.

It's done. I'll send it soon.

Cool, my address should be in you TG inbox on NS.

Already sent to ur email. It's attached and in the message.

The subject should speak for itself.

Love your email address. :p Can it be used with IMs?

I'm left out... Meh.

*turns GW into a toad* Now you're not.

Thanks. :D yeah, my IM is the same, just without the "@aol.com" part.

*Jumps down you throat*

*laughs at Sylvonia" "Ha Ha!"

*digests GW, goes to the bathroom*

*Explodes and regenerates.*

*returns you to your toad form*

Becomes massive toad from naruto and stomps on you.

*punctures you and you fly around like a balloon*

*claims godmod for I'm not full of air*

*cries*

*Consoles*

*cries until both your shoulders are soaking wet and we're sitting in a boat to avoid drowning*

Now that's a bit excessive... are you 9000% water?

"no, I just have my own water supply." *points to hose* "besides, this room is small, it doesn't take much to flood."

You're crying and drinking water from a hose? Wow.

"No, I'm using great acting skills and clear tubing to simulate crying, see?" *demonstrates crying and shows tubing*

Confuzed

"I was acting crying and using the hose and tubing to create the tears to complete the illusion of crying."

*Ignores and goes to bed. Good night all.*
Meh, because I am asleep you figments of my imagination cease to exist.

NO! I'm not a figment of your imagination, I'm a FIG NEWTON in your imagination! Lulz!

Night GW.

:confused: Wow, I sure got off at the right time.

Why do you say that?

..... Fig Newton?

It's a pun off of "figment." Deal with it.

It was a terrible pun. If I had been still on last night, by brain would have melted. Fortunately I was ready for it now thanks to my cherry turnover.

Don't blame me, blame my dad for ingraining that into my head on vacation. And I'm enjoying a blueberry pop-tart. Much better than cherry.

Ok. I blame your dad. And it's a Cherry Turnover, which beats any pop-tart any day.

Ok, deal. And because it's cherry, it removes the awesomeness of the turnover and degrades it to pop-tart status, meaning my blueberry pop-tart wins.

Freshly made with frosting on top turnover? I don't think so. And cherry beats blueberry any day.

Sorry, but I'm allergic to cherries, thus, the cherry turnover is basically a cherry pop-tart in my eyes and less than the blueberry pop-tart.

Turnover pwns poptart no matter the flavor, as long as its fruity

You suck...

Don't hate me 'cause I like turnovers

I like them too, but I'm allergic to cherries. Thus, the cherries detract from the fact that it's a turnover and lower it to pop-tart status.

Thank you Greywatch. That's what I've been trying to say.

And Sylvonia, the turnover still wins, because we don't value your opinion. Well, I don't anyway. Not when it comes to turnovers.

*Cries* "You're not nice!"

"Hell no!" *throws cherry turnover at Syl*

*blasts the turnover with a plasma cannon*

*bits of the turnover continue to fly through the air, hitting you in the face*

*Breaks out in a really itchy rash* "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!" *Starts firing on you*

*dodges plasma shots using suh-weet dance moves somehow* "Thats what happens when you bash turnovers!"

*massive contraption captures you and holds you still* "Now we're getting somewhere!" *Fires*

*Uses the "Magnum" look from "Zoolander" to stop plasma in mid air" "What now?"

*covers your face* "Now that" *plasma continues.*

*Uses super cool breath to freeze plasma after the magnum burns a hole in whatever is covering face, thanks to new Eclipse Winterfresh Gum! Available at a store near you!*

*reactivates plasma*

*unactivates plasma*

If this is still going ahead i'd like to be part of it please!!!

Name: Drake Von Tonie Dewairt
Race: Vampire/Human
Physical traits: 6 foot tall, long hair tied back, wears military boots, a black trench coat, goggles and carrys an armoured brief case filled with odds and ends of medical equiptment. Is completely norma apart from his skin being bright blue and his hair being a darker shade and his eyes vivid red.
Weapons: A gas propelled syringe launching umbrella and metallic throwing disks.
Powers (If Demonic/Angelic or vampiric/werewolf): None, his gentic meddeling acheived nothing but interesting colour changes.
Short bio: Once a member of a team working on a cure to "vampirism" his entire team was killed by a prototype bacteria. He himself continued the work in any way possible involving rather bizzarre methods. Finally reversing a key element of vampirism he tested it upon himself to discover it did not cure but instead immunized. Unfortunatly he later discovered that it reacted badly to lemons; hence his strange pigment changes.

*activates plasma so it's can't be deactivated*

It's still going, but Mereshka isn't around much right now because of a wedding. We're just goofing off until he gets back and doing what we can ICly until then too.

*activates plasma so it's can't be deactivated*

It's still going, but Mereshka isn't around much right now because of a wedding. We're just goofing off until he gets back and doing what we can ICly until then too.


Ahhhh i see! Thank you for that!

P.S. Perhaps utilising a time machine to go back in time BEFORE your foe realized what was happening could help? Just a thought :D

No problem, and thanks for the idea.

*goes back in time to just before Tal was born*

I don't exist, so that's not possible. But good try. *destroys time machine, leaving Syl stranded in the past*

Tal, we've been over that. If you don't exist, you can't post. Thus, you exist.

*looks for Tal's mother to cause her to miscarry*

I don't exist in this universe. However, I have my inter-versal internet system which gives me access to your internet. Available now from Charter for only 700 Grupthars every Paxilian month!

now thats cool ;) also what about cherry muffins? anywaaaaays....could i join??i'll just use a character of mine from another RP that iv been playing here.

Name: Drake Gradd (last name= Grath)
Race: Human
Physical traits: Is 58, but in very good shape. has spindly glasses,lenses are cracked. about 7 foot (i'm supposed to be that height so it's plausible!) is about 210 pounds. big boned, and able to lift 150 pounds with minor problems . he has a round face,is russian/german. prefers clothes that are far too big, although there are few of those. like hoodies, has curly medium hair (brown black blonde and some green streaks), has a very light complexion.
Weapons:he has frag grenades, and a Heckler & Koch G36 assualt rifle
Powers (If Demonic/Angelic or vampiric/werewolf): none
Short bio: he is 19, he has fought the russians in 1980. (chapter 1 the world in flames) he is from Hamilton (Canada) his dad was a colonel in the Devils brigade. he sutters. has a degree in computer sciences.

anything else please ask. sorry for the traits being long.

Seems fine. The only thing is that with this crowd, he seems kinda weak. He's just a normal person with guns, vs. people that shoot lightning and fire and have telekinetic powers. Just saying.

thats what makes it interest ;) he held his own against the russians, who outnumbered them, and he was green. He will just have to team up with someone. also he had a friend who restores tanks, (with the ammo and everything)

Tal, you've gotta remember that he's HUMAN too. However, 7' is pushing it a bit at 175. He'd be fairly thin and it's rare for a human to reach that height. Not impossible, just really rare. Also, you need to change your age. If he fought in 1980, he can't be 19. If that were the case it'd be 1981 at the latest and we're somewhere around 2019 in post apocalyptic earth.

oh oops. k then i guess the weight is 210 pounds and he is 45 then lol. but is in very good shape. and like you said it is pausible, and im supposed to be that height according to the doctor, that checked me as a baby.

Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to give friendly advice. But whatever floats your boat.

Now that seems more plausible. Though if he fought in 1980 he'd have to have been 18 then right? That would put him at 57.

You guys are really thinking too much about his age.

lol. this is annoying. your right. hes 58. but in VERY good shape lol. He does have a tank or two at his disposale, assuming he's allowed, and his friend will let him.

That's just Syl.

im going by whatever you guys think is right.

I just like things to be plausible seeing as nobody seems to have developed a time manipulation spell here. And I like the tank idea, though I'd like to see what happens if Joshua gets his hands on it. :)

Quick question... do angels bleed? I wouldn't think so, but I'm not sure.

Check the IC, I replied to that there.

lol. how about an M1A3 Abrams, with a crew of an angel, a human, a vamp??thatd be cool.and it fires holy water,crosses,garlic,silverbullets,miniature nuclear explosives,wooden stakes,salt/holywater hose,iron, and holy salt. anything else? they bleed either holy water or sacrebleu.

Uhhh.... I don't think tanks work like that.

My head hurts now...

it's modified after satan came lol. this isnt realistis is it?

Heavily modified. Besides, humans may not like them, but Mereshka would be mad if you attacked one of his vamps.

No, it could be a magic tank, I guess.... it does have interesting possibilities....

Well, take out the demon and replace them with something else (they're the bad guys after all) and it may just work.

Its not like there aren't any demons on our side, like half demons (Josh, Aozora) or Umbra? (Well, technically, he's part angel now, but he was all demon)

I know, but now we're down to no pure demons. Besides, Umbra had others around him, he was quite different than most.

Eh, true on both counts I guess. I'm just saying, its possible.

So we're at a stalemate?

(the height is possible, my mom went to highschool with a guy who was 6'8. just wanted to clear that up) it's a vamp, not a demon.but then, it could be like tnak girl, where it's remote control. it looks alot like that tank, cause the friend is uuuuummm a little of his rocker. *uses some weird glowing ball of sludge to pop intomovie and steal tank*if we are at a staalemate, does that mean we start the game of chess again?

I can work with Chess. Do we have a way of playing it online?

For now.

download it maybe??????http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1AN5KpUecBs&feature=related

Oh no, not that again!

*laughs evily, and goes out to talk to penguin leader*

You're sick...

me?

Yes you.

your right. i have a cold.

Now that's disturbing.

yes, you disturbed my post.

LOLZ, ppl going off on random tangents. Umbra was an exception since we were fighting... interesting foes...

Random tangents is pretty normal here.

Mmmmm.... random tangents....

*starts drooling again*

Oh not again. *opens drains*

yes, again!

*keeps drooling, starts choking on own drool*

*lets you choke*

*passes out on ground, still drooling*

*watches*

*Starts seizing, spraying drool everywhere, including all over you*

*is grossed out as the spit vanishes before it hits me*

*laughs hysterically while spraying drool and seizing"

*walks away*

*turns into Scorpion from Mortal Combat, shoots grappling hook that impales you while pulling you closer* "Get over here!"

*Turns into Flubber from Flubber and gets away* :p

*turns into Inspector Gadget* "Go go gadget vacuum!" *sucks you up into the vacuum*

*clogs vacuum which quickly burns out allowing for my escape*

"Go go gadget oil dry!" *Sprays oil dry, which is little flakes that absorb all moisture, causing you to solidify*

I know what it is, I use it a lot.

*is immune since I have no liquids that the oil dry can absorb*

Thought so, just wanted to be sure. And aren't you flubber? Nvr mind.

*throws lit Molotov Cocktail at you*

*it bounces off and back at you*

"I'm rubber and your glue, so" *bounces off me and sticks to you*

Um, HELLO OUT THERE! I'm FLUBBER! AKA FLYING RUBBER!

*it bounces back*

Fine then. Spoil sport. *catches Molotov cocktail, throw it over shoulder* "Go go gadget ICBM!" *ICBM launches out of rear, hits Toronto* "Oops... meh, its just Canada."

*flubber squeal*

(i resent that comment about canada lol) *pops in, and sees this going on, and wonders "WTF are you guys on?", then tosses a Holy Handgrenade at the two of you.*

*grabs Holy Hand grenade of Antiarch* "You forgot to count to three! One, Two, Five.... no, wait, Three!" *Throws grenade back at Diawiz*

(I figured somebody would, lol)

*chuckles*

*Takes out a worm, and the Holy Handgrenade goes after him. Then takes out Banana Bomb and throws it to you, setting time for 1 second*

*goes splat but comes back together and leaps down your throat, going nuts inside you*

*freezes Banana bomb with Icy fresh breath (as mentioned earlier) then pukes at the disgusting stuff Syl is doing*

*tears up Daiwiz's organs and shoots out his (you are a he right?) butt*

*poors some prune juice down throat, with broccoli, then goes and takes a crap. Sees Syl, and wonders WTF have i been eating, and quickly flushes toilet, with syl trapped in chocolate,that is not chocolate. Then eats some Excel cinnamon gum, which negates your icy breath)

*gets washed off with the water then jumps back down your throat*

*so disgusted, leaves for a few hours*

aww

i feel so invaded....anywasy i am so loooonely! with noboooooody! for meeee to hoooooo*insanely high*ooold!

*is freaked out by the high pitched mating squeals and gets free through your nose.

so thats why flubber is green....

Oh heavens no! but still, I tore up your internal organs, shouldn't you be nearly dead by now?

im a teen, and so i sod my organs to pay my way through university. (check my nation)

You can't sell them all and thus, stuff like your heart and lungs and stomach are prime targets.

i have a cast iron stomach, and i am a fish!

You still have a heart then.

i have no heart, for i gave it to you :fluffle:

*stabs your heart* "buh bye!"

it';s already disconnected from me :D

But it is a part of you.

it's like davy jones- minus having any connection t me. also i squeezed some of my hiking boot juice into your drink.oops it burned a hole in the floor.

But I don't have a drink... And when the connection to his heart was lost, he died, thus, without a connection to your heart, YOU die.

i meant..oh what the hell. Mummy *dies*

*laughs hysterically*

*calls nut house* yes id like 1 pound of nuts. *worker replies* THATS ALOT OF NUTS! (is from KungPow. Only will get it if youv seen that)

I think you're more that just a pound of nuts...

your right im 2 pounds of nuts!and a half!

Closer...

2 pounds...and a quarter?

cold...

3 pounds?plus you?

warmer...

a hint maybe???4? (you will get tired of this before me)

warmer, but still a long ways to go.

And I can keep going for a while, don't worry. :)

4 & 1 half?

warmer, but still ice cold.

4 & 2 halves?

You're getting closer, but dude, don't add by quarters, it's going to take a month otherwise.

thats the point. also how is two halves a quarter :confused: 4 & 3 halves?

Don't add by halves either. And it's going to be a while at this rate...

-2?

well 2 is the first number...

2.2?

you're farther now than you were with the 4.

2.24-24521?

Now you're being stupid

okay ok....negative 2.2 then?

I think you have a negative IQ.

higher than yours.

Doubtful.

why are we even doing this?? *takes tank and runs over Syl*

*is flubber, gets right back up*

*LIGHTS FLUBBER ON FIRE, IN CAPS!* i was cleaning out pool.

*Is immune to fire* BWAHAHAHAHA!! You should know your enemies before attacking them.

puts flubber back in nose, and blows nose.

*shoots out of nose, bounces off hand, and back into your nose into your lungs where I clog them and block you from getting air*

*uses ventiline, and goes into a coughing fit sending flubber out nose, who looks a little greener* i have a cold! eeewwww!!!!

*squeezes out impurities* "ew" *covers mouth and nose to suffocate you*

breathes, and speaks out ass*"my butt is also a way for gases to escape!"

*crawls down your mouth, to your intestines, into your boodstream, and to your heart where I cause it to tear and stop*

*Turns into flubber eating nanites*

*surrounds and crushes nanites*

im waiting for the guy who started this to come on rofl.....*uses an anti flubber peace rally* :fluffle:

That may be a while. *turns back to normal*

*five years later still only found 1 guy, and a rat*

~_~

well what do you have to say to this? link attack go spamroo! http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=6WCXnlFWaIY SPPAAAAAAMMMM (mmm...spam...)

*calls nut house* yes id like 1 pound of nuts. *worker replies* THATS ALOT OF NUTS! (is from KungPow. Only will get it if youv seen that)

I have seen the movie, and it makes perfect sense to me.

was it only 1 pound? and didn't he also say "do u want fries with that?"