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It wasn't cheesy, it was a reference! A reference you apparently didn't get...I think.

Well, I don't think I got it, because I didn't.

Well, I don't think I got it, because I didn't.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldrick#Character

Blackadder FTW!

I so totally had to google that. <.<

I so totally had to google that. <.<
You should be ashamed. ;)

You should be ashamed. ;)
Damn, forgot to white it out fast enough.

Blackadder FTW!

I so totally had to google that. <.<

:eek: and i saw that :p

i will post my talent when i have sobred up. i keep missing notes and buzzing strings and it's all not good just now. maybe have to wait til tomorrow because it's getting late here and i don't want to keep my flatmate awake who has an exam on friday.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldrick#Character

You're kidding, right? Out of the four or so episodes I missed, that's one of them. :p

My favorite was the thingy-shaped turnip (to which Baldrick responded with a story about his turnip-shaped thingy).

Damn, forgot to white it out fast enough.
Mwaha! Ph34r my ******** skilz!

Julia and Ilie should make hybrid babies.

Julia and Ilie should make hybrid babies.We totally should. Prettiest babies ever. That third eye on their butt? So cute! :fluffle:

an how is that going to happen

an how is that going to happen

You totally missed last years thread, didn't you?

an how is that going to happenForget it, I'm not going to take pictures.

You totally missed last years thread, didn't you?Buh?

Also, why the hell is all the spamming going on in this thread? I feel bad but not bad enough to stop. <.<

Forget it, I'm not going to take pictures.

Your imperfections can be replaced with Ilie's perfectness.

Buh?

I totally didn't understand his question. Thought he was asking "How are you going to make this hybrid baby?"
Also, why the hell is all the spamming going on in this thread? I feel bad but not bad enough to stop. <.<

You totally missed last years thread, didn't you?

Your imperfections can be replaced with Ilie's perfectness.Little fucker.

I totally didn't understand his question. Thought he was asking "How are you going to make this hybrid baby?"

You totally missed last years thread, didn't you?You're confusing me.

Julia and Ilie should make hybrid babies.

We totally should. Prettiest babies ever. That third eye on their butt? So cute! :fluffle:

Is that your real name?

I actually find it quite odd to think that you're not really called WYTYG. :p

Little fucker.

Spinster.
You're confusing me.

How so?

ha my plan is working :D

Is that your real name?

I actually find it quite odd to think that you're not really called WYTYG. :pWhat, Julia? Hell no, what kind of stupid name is that? I have no idea who he's going on about. My real name is WYTYG. Both my first and last name, actually.

Spinster.*giggles*

What, Julia? Hell no, what kind of stupid name is that? I have no idea who he's going on about. My real name is WYTYG. Both my first and last name, actually.

Phew, that's a relief. Giving you all real names would confuse my poor little brain far too much.

What, Julia? Hell no, what kind of stupid name is that? I have no idea who he's going on about. My real name is WYTYG. Both my first and last name, actually.

You're such a liar, Sally.
*giggles*

*winks*

EDIT: Wait a fucking second! Are you secretly married and a mother?!

Phew, that's a relief. Giving you all real names would confuse my poor little brain far too much.
Indeed. To me, you'll always be an Irishman called Phil. ;)

You're such a liar, Sally.


*winks*

EDIT: Wait a fucking second! Are you secretly married and a mother?!

Don't you think it's odd that you and WYTYG talk online when your mother is in the other room? Coincidence? I think not.

Phew, that's a relief. Giving you all real names would confuse my poor little brain far too much.Yeah, NS does that to you.
But seriously, I totally share your grief. It always throws me when people here turn out to have actual names in real life. Nuts.

*winks*

EDIT: Wait a fucking second! Are you secretly married and a mother?!*winks*

Indeed. To me, you'll always be an Irishman called Phil. ;)

:D

*Insert custom Irish joke here*

Don't you think it's odd that you and WYTYG talk online when your mother is in the other room? Coincidence? I think not.Aw man, you had to go and spoil it, just when he was about to brag about where his drug stash is? Curse you, little brat!

ETA: ZOMG, can you imagine meeting your mom (or dad, respectively) on a porn chat site? >.<

You're such a liar, Sally.


*winks*

EDIT: Wait a fucking second! Are you secretly married and a mother?!

if you only knew

Yeah, NS does that to you.
But seriously, I totally share your grief. It always throws me when people here turn out to have actual names in real life. Nuts.
In that case, I advise you to never go to an NS meet,

Though I'd advise Philosopy to do exactly that. One of the few British NSers I haven't met who I'd like to meet.

*winks*
I totally need you to TG me with the truth.

*twitches*
Don't you think it's odd that you and WYTYG talk online when your mother is in the other room? Coincidence? I think not.Aw man, you had to go and spoil it, just when he was about to brag about where his drug stash is? Curse you, little brat!

:cool: :upyours:

I totally need you to TG me with the truth.

*twitches*Done.

Though I'd advise Philosopy to do exactly that. One of the few British NSers I haven't met who I'd like to meet.

Heh, it must be odd to come back here having met the people you're talking to. Besides, I don't drink, so I fear I would be somewhat out of place at a meet. ;)

Heh, it must be odd to come back here having met the people you're talking to. Besides, I don't drink, so I fear I would be somewhat out of place at a meet. ;)
Not really...though I have to say Compulsive Depression looks nothing like I imagined he would.

You shouldn't worry about the not drinking. At least it means you won't be doing a Gruenberg...:p

Not really...though I have to say Compulsive Depression looks nothing like I imagined he would.

You shouldn't worry about the not drinking. At least it means you won't be doing a Gruenberg...:p

Well, we'll see, when you next do it. I certainly can't promise anything, though.

I see. Just ignore that, as long as you don't know that everyone isn't seeing what you're intending you'll be able to live in blissful ignorance. Also, I had a murderous look on my face doing my giant group formal photo... that one was intentional though :D

I try to go for an ironic lounge singer wink and pointy-gun finger during large, formal group shoots. It never fails to elicit cries of dismay when the photos are developed....much like this:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/LoungeLizard.jpg

http://www.mcpasd.k12.wi.us/KMS/Web_Clip_Art/images/VOTE_1.jpg

AELOSIA NSG '07

The Contestant Who Doesn't Derive Most Of Their Support Base From Lurkers

In seriousness, more votes! :p

Haha, that is so cool! And are the other voters really lurkers...? Oh my. :eek:

Now really, I like you, in the good sense of the phrase. I think you are pretty in an objetive way, and also a bit smart. I wanted to be...complimentary, that's all. I tend to be like that, I even wrote a post about my competition just to lick their boot...To highlight their obvious advantages.

Well, sadly, my decision would had to be harder. I would had to choose between you, Luipaard and Eraeya, all of you quite pretty according to my biased book of aesthetics.

I apprecciate the intent, but I have a pointy stick, now.

The first one is actually well taken. I like those pictures with a descending angle (Can't find the technical words in english, in spanish it is "picado")

The second one looks like "The Lady in the Water". Did Shyamalan take that one? :P

Luipaard should be doing a LOT better. She's the cute devil kind ;) But well, that guy next to her would look cute with some makeup or makeover, whichever comes first.

And I am doing pretty good, giving the awesome competition presented. I'm pretty happy with the votes I've got, giving the faeries that are ahead of me.

Third over Eraeya? That's not fair. She's a lot cuter. And I am now older than in that picture. You are all overrating me.

I do? The votes of the others are from lurkers? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Nice logo, you have earned the post of "Chief Campaign coordinator" ;)

WYTYG is very pretty and a LOT smart.

I started writing a post like you did saying things about everybody, but I couldn't do it unless I included every contestant (because I'm a little OCD, I guess) and it took me so long to just do about 7 guys and then I scrapped it.

A descending angle, sounds about right. They make everybody look better, in fact that call that the "heavy girl angle" in the online dating scene because it highlights the face while minimizing the body. (Just realized how offensive that was...) Not to say anything against heavy girls cause, let's face it, I got a ghetto booty. But yeah, it's a good angle. I never saw Lady in the Water but I heard it was weird and plotless with good visuals.

You should definitely be doing better but you need more pictures, maybe that was hurting you? Guys like body shots, I seem to notice... ;)

NUMBER FOUR: Pure Metal, because he's smart, and he has that bohemian, rebel-scholar look, but with a mature flavor.

I would probably go for PM in a poll, I like that budding-professor look. I guess I have an immature fantasy of being a professor husband-and-wife team, giving lectures and publishing and quoting research and literature to each other as foreplay.

What can I say, I prefer Picard over Kirk any day. :D

Thanks :)

Note to self: Carry guitar everywhere. >.>

Hey, can't hurt. You may inadvertently become a Pied Piper for unshaven, drug-addled neo-hippie girls...but hell, maybe you're into that. :p

Perhaps, but we saxophonists have to be good with our fingers and tongues. ;)

Touché. Since I don't have a sax, i'll have to be innovative and practice gliding my tongue across it, strumming it slowly up and down, and gently using my teeth to produce the right sounds.

Good lord, is it warm in here? I'm not that much of an old lady to be having hot flashes yet...

:cool:

Also, I found a decent pic of me but, since this thing closed a while back, you'll never see...

¬_¬

It's not closed!

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e267/Flaw3dLegacy/Aelosia.gif

That is really cute. But...is that a cup of tea? :confused:

Female Contestants
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Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2+8+5)=43 points

Round 1 is over. Round 2 is made of beginning!
Contestants may begin showing off their talents. When all contestants have done so, judges may begin judging as per round 1.

Whoa, cool!

...and oh, I'm going to lose now, I am not sure about talents. I asked my mom yesterday if I have any talents, and this is was the first thing she said:

"You don't yell at people."

:D Thanks mom!

Does this mean we can bring several talents into account? I'm not extremely good at anything but slightly good at several things.

Yeah, me too. Looks like A has it all over us on this one, as she well deserves. :)

Julia and Ilie should make hybrid babies.

Who is Julia? ...and if she stays at home with them while I bring home the bacon, I'd be happy to. :D

We totally should. Prettiest babies ever. That third eye on their butt? So cute! :fluffle:

Wait, you are Julia? That is your name?

Cuuuuuute!

Your imperfections can be replaced with Ilie's perfectness.

<3

I think her perfectness will also have to replace some of my imperfections as well. Like yin and yang.

Or the baby will get all the imperfect genes and it will be a total disaster. Aack!

Yeah, NS does that to you.
But seriously, I totally share your grief. It always throws me when people here turn out to have actual names in real life. Nuts.


Actually, yeah. When I had my Baltimore NS Meetup and Laerod came, he told us his real name but I was sad...I wanted to call him Laerod and I wanted him to call me Ilie. Hell, I've practically forgotten his real name. Is that weird?

Good lord, did I just post two pages of responses all by myself? Oops... :D

...and oh, I'm going to lose now, I am not sure about talents. I asked my mom yesterday if I have any talents, and this is was the first thing she said:

"You don't yell at people."

:D Thanks mom!

that's a good talent. useful, too.

that's a good talent. useful, too.

:D What, you don't like getting yelled at?

Who is Julia? ...and if she stays at home with them while I bring home the bacon, I'd be happy to. :D
mm
Good lord, did I just post two pages of responses all by myself? Oops... :D

1 1/2 i think

A descending angle, sounds about right. They make everybody look better, in fact that call that the "heavy girl angle" in the online dating scene because it highlights the face while minimizing the body. (Just realized how offensive that was...) Not to say anything against heavy girls cause, let's face it, I got a ghetto booty.
Absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, had you told us earlier, I might have ranked you higher...;)

Wow. I actually won this round. When is my talent thingy expected by?
I guess I'll give it about a week before I start complaining and threatenting to do it myself.
How will the judges judge the talents? I mean, do we give another round of points?
Yup. Once all the talents are in you can put them in order like in round 1. If I change things people might get confused.

Oh, and I think the OP should show the results of each part of the contest - just to see how everything goes at every step...
I don't see why not.

so are we formatting our talent entries in some special way to make them easily findable? perhaps also adding them to our original entry posts?
I'll link to them in the OP.
Now, who would want that?
Curse you WYTYG!
Exactly how is Ruffy powerful?
The Lighter Of Doom
Julia and Ilie should make hybrid babies.
I approve of the abomination unto the Lord.
We totally should. Prettiest babies ever. That third eye on their butt? So cute! :fluffle:
Being able to make eye contact with the people checkin out your ass wouldn't be a bad thing.
Is that your real name?
Real name? Wuh?

I actually find it quite odd to think that you're not really called WYTYG. :p
Don't be silly, of course that's her name.
What, Julia? Hell no, what kind of stupid name is that? I have no idea who he's going on about. My real name is WYTYG. Both my first and last name, actually.

*giggles*
*uses this informatino to find your house*
Mwahahaha
Indeed. To me, you'll always be an Irishman called Phil. ;)
He's not Irish, he's too English to be Irish!
Absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, had you told us earlier, I might have ranked you higher...;)

Ghetto booty can count as a talent. And TC's ass needs some competition.

Phew, that's a relief. Giving you all real names would confuse my poor little brain far too much.

Yeah, NS does that to you.
But seriously, I totally share your grief. It always throws me when people here turn out to have actual names in real life. Nuts.

Actually, yeah. When I had my Baltimore NS Meetup and Laerod came, he told us his real name but I was sad...I wanted to call him Laerod and I wanted him to call me Ilie. Hell, I've practically forgotten his real name. Is that weird?

I finally found a non-paranoia related excuse to not give my name out! Thanks everyone :D

I try to go for an ironic lounge singer wink and pointy-gun finger during large, formal group shoots. It never fails to elicit cries of dismay when the photos are developed....much like this:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/LoungeLizard.jpg


I started writing a post like you did saying things about everybody, but I couldn't do it unless I included every contestant (because I'm a little OCD, I guess) and it took me so long to just do about 7 guys and then I scrapped it.

I can be like that, I'm a bit OC as well :D

Guys like body shots, I seem to notice... ;)

You're generalising.... justifiably but still

Good lord, did I just post two pages of responses all by myself? Oops... :D

:D

36 hrs? was alcohol involved?
No, not really. I had maybe 4-5 beers, nothing that would put me into hybernation...

More like a heavy relapse of my clinical-depressive days.

I woke up, turned around, and continued sleeping. And having nightmares. And going nuts with all the university crap in RL. And so on... I don't wanna bore you with it. I'm a nutcase, is all.
WYTYG is very pretty and a LOT smart.
Yeah, but she don't post no pics but the really blurry ones. :mad:

I started writing a post like you did saying things about everybody, but I couldn't do it unless I included every contestant (because I'm a little OCD, I guess) and it took me so long to just do about 7 guys and then I scrapped it.
Hey!
I would've been interested in what you had to say about me! I needed that. :(

A descending angle, sounds about right. They make everybody look better, in fact that call that the "heavy girl angle" in the online dating scene because it highlights the face while minimizing the body. (Just realized how offensive that was...) Not to say anything against heavy girls cause, let's face it, I got a ghetto booty. But yeah, it's a good angle. I never saw Lady in the Water but I heard it was weird and plotless with good visuals.
*sings Baby Got Back*
I like that anyway.
*smacks Ghetto booty*
You should definitely be doing better but you need more pictures, maybe that was hurting you? Guys like body shots, I seem to notice... ;)
Really?
I would probably go for PM in a poll, I like that budding-professor look. I guess I have an immature fantasy of being a professor husband-and-wife team, giving lectures and publishing and quoting research and literature to each other as foreplay.
Kinky! Me like!!!
What can I say, I prefer Picard over Kirk any day. :D
I wuv you!

The way things develop on my head, I'll be looking like Picard in another 5-10 years.
And what can I say? I'm actually looking forward to it. :D
Whoa, cool!

...and oh, I'm going to lose now, I am not sure about talents. I asked my mom yesterday if I have any talents, and this is was the first thing she said:

"You don't yell at people."

:D Thanks mom!
Is that a talent? Mmmh.

Guess mine would be yelling at people. Either that, or turning into the "I speak low and slow but look at the insanity in my eyes aha you've seen it now listen to me and do what you're supposed to do and nobody will get hurt or else my inner nightmare will have a talk with you and neither you nor I want that"-mode.
So far, it's never failed me. Muahahahahaaa!
Or the baby will get all the imperfect genes and it will be a total disaster. Aack!
Maybe zat is ze point in time vhere my genetic enhancement and manipulation skillz might be very useful to ze projekt?
Actually, yeah. When I had my Baltimore NS Meetup and Laerod came, he told us his real name but I was sad...I wanted to call him Laerod and I wanted him to call me Ilie. Hell, I've practically forgotten his real name. Is that weird?
No, not really. (Do you really expect people to call you weird?)
Good lord, did I just post two pages of responses all by myself? Oops... :D
Hehehe. The board is all yours.

"I take spamming the page for 400, Alex!" :fluffle:

Well, I'm not fond of publishing my body pictures all over the net, I would feel like I am selling myself over ;) (nothing wrong with those of you who does, plus you all have better bodies than me, that are mostly the petite type).

WYTYG is called Julia? I thought she was called Helga ;)

And pfft, you all have talents, I am pretty sure you all do something else than just posting in NSG, don't ya? WYTYG's photos are a show, I want to know about the rest.

And yeah, Pure Metal is something that wakes up a lot of daydreaming.

...and oh, I'm going to lose now, I am not sure about talents. I asked my mom yesterday if I have any talents, and this is was the first thing she said:

"You don't yell at people."

:D Thanks mom!:p

WYTYG is called Julia? I thought she was called Helga ;)http://www.aaw-berlin.de/projekte/specials/bewag/walkuere%20-%2004%20-%207cm.jpg
:)

Absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, had you told us earlier, I might have ranked you higher...;)

Haha! Good to know. :p

http://www.aaw-berlin.de/projekte/specials/bewag/walkuere%20-%2004%20-%207cm.jpg
:)

when did that happen to you :( :p

I finally found a non-paranoia related excuse to not give my name out! Thanks everyone :D

I can be like that, I'm a bit OC as well :D

You're generalising.... justifiably but still

:D

Hey, it's research-based.

:p

when did that happen to you :( :p

It's to hide the pregnancy.

It's to hide the pregnancy.

Ruffy

Ruffy

Ilie actually. Our forum scientists are still scratching their heads about that one.

Ilie actually. Our forum scientists are still scratching their heads about that one.

i still blame Ruffy he got to behind it all

Yeah, but she don't post no pics but the really blurry ones. :mad:

Hey!
I would've been interested in what you had to say about me! I needed that. :(


*sings Baby Got Back*
I like that anyway.
*smacks Ghetto booty*

Really?

Kinky! Me like!!!

I wuv you!

The way things develop on my head, I'll be looking like Picard in another 5-10 years.
And what can I say? I'm actually looking forward to it. :D

Is that a talent? Mmmh.

Guess mine would be yelling at people. Either that, or turning into the "I speak low and slow but look at the insanity in my eyes aha you've seen it now listen to me and do what you're supposed to do and nobody will get hurt or else my inner nightmare will have a talk with you and neither you nor I want that"-mode.
So far, it's never failed me. Muahahahahaaa!

Maybe zat is ze point in time vhere my genetic enhancement and manipulation skillz might be very useful to ze projekt?

No, not really. (Do you really expect people to call you weird?)

Hehehe. The board is all yours.

"I take spamming the page for 400, Alex!" :fluffle:

Posting blurry pictures is an indication of her large IQ. I'm sure somebody will call me weird, nothing seems to stop people in RL from doing it...and you already know I think you're cute, and it wouldn't be fair cause you're cuter than most of the other guys on here, and I don't like hurting people's feelings.

As for spamming, maybe that is my talent. ;)

Ilie actually. Our forum scientists are still scratching their heads about that one.

Ruffy orchestrated it, and German Nightmare helped. It was a scientific collaboration, and we're all very excited to see what pops out. We'll be publishing our findings, of course...then my (future) professor husband and I can go on the lecture circuit. :D

Ilie actually. Our forum scientists are still scratching their heads about that one.
We have scientists? When did that happen? :confused:

i still blame Ruffy he got to behind it all

Ruffy orchestrated it, and German Nightmare helped. It was a scientific collaboration, and we're all very excited to see what pops out. We'll be publishing our findings, of course...then my (future) professor husband and I can go on the lecture circuit. :D
I'm not suprised that Ruffy is to blame, but I wasn't expecting GN.
We have scientists? When did that happen? :confused:

Well, there's Bottle, and LG, and.......eh......well that's about it I guess.

We have scientists? When did that happen? :confused:

They're scienticians actually.

but I wasn't expecting GN.

same

Yes yes, proof that he offered to help:


Maybe zat is ze point in time vhere my genetic enhancement and manipulation skillz might be very useful to ze projekt?

You're going to have to pay more attention to multi-quote posts if you don't want a ton of genetic experiments running around NSG.

Yes yes, proof that he offered to help:
That's not really proof of an offer to help, now, is it? :p

That's not really proof of an offer to help, now, is it? :p

Eh?

Yes yes, proof that he offered to help:



You're going to have to pay more attention to multi-quote posts if you don't want a ton of genetic experiments running around NSG.

Who says we don't want genetic experiments running around here? I for one am sure that the mods are all genetically enhanced somehow.

Yes yes, proof that he offered to help:



You're going to have to pay more attention to multi-quote posts if you don't want a ton of genetic experiments running around NSG.

thats it i'm going into hiding so i dont hear i'm going to be a father to a baby been carryed by one of the NSG ladys because of Ruffy and GN doing

Eh?
He's just saying his skills could be useful. That's not an offer of help.

Who says we don't want genetic experiments running around here? I for one am sure that the mods are all genetically enhanced somehow.

The Mods boot soles taste good, Ifry?

thats it i'm going into hiding so i dont hear i'm going to be a father to a baby been carryed by one of the NSG ladys because of Ruffy and GN doing
You mean you didn't hear? You're going to be a daddy!

Ifreann's the proud mother. :p

We have scientists? When did that happen? :confused:
I'm not suprised that Ruffy is to blame, but I wasn't expecting GN.

Well, there's Bottle, and LG, and.......eh......well that's about it I guess.
same
Vell, vell, vell - looks like zey vere not expektink ze mad German scientist!

Surprise!!! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/uebermann.gif

(And may I add that I am the only biology stundent whose labcoat is black? So there. Make of it vhat you vill. :D)

Vell, vell, vell - looks like zey vere not expektink ze mad German scientist!

Surprise!!! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/uebermann.gif
Mmmm...pixelly...

...and you already know I think you're cute, and it wouldn't be fair cause you're cuter than most of the other guys on here, and I don't like hurting people's feelings.
It's always good to see or hear that, though. :p
Helps my low self-esteem and I don't have to rely on genetic experiments to create those who love me. :eek::p:D
Yes yes, proof that he offered to help:

You're going to have to pay more attention to multi-quote posts if you don't want a ton of genetic experiments running around NSG.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/syringe.jpg Isn't it already too late for that?
Mmmm...pixelly...
Mmmm...IndianaJonesy!

He's just saying his skills could be useful. That's not an offer of help.
Vhat? But of kourse it iz!

The Mods boot soles taste good, Ifry?
Delicious, Hack stepped in chewing gum.
You mean you didn't hear? You're going to be a daddy!

Ifreann's the proud mother. :p
:)
Vell, vell, vell - looks like zey vere not expektink ze mad German scientist!

Surprise!!! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/uebermann.gif

(And may I add that I am the only biology stundent whose labcoat is black? So there. Make of it vhat you vill. :D)
Nobody expects the mad German scientist!

Also, nobody expects the move to spam. Less of it and moar competition stuffs.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/syringe.jpg Isn't it already too late for that?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4a/Insanityprawnboy.jpg/150px-Insanityprawnboy.jpg
That's right!

Delicious, Hack stepped in chewing gum.
Peppermint, spearmint, juicy fruit, or... *shudders* ...cinnamon?

You mean you didn't hear? You're going to be a daddy!

Ifreann's the proud mother. :p

:)

BAD news it not my kid
if you need me i be with TBD

Nobody expects the mad German scientist!

yup

Did you know I am groupie of Joshua Bell?

:eek:
You shouldn't worry about the not drinking. At least it means you won't be doing a Gruenberg...:p

Doing a Gruenberg? Must have details! :D

Wait, you are Julia? That is your name?

Cuuuuuute!

WYTYG is called Julia? I thought she was called Helga ;)

No, WYTYG's name is actually Rupert.

We have scientists? When did that happen? :confused:

Ifreann's been hard at work for some time now...

http://www.sonichospital.com/images/scientist.JPG

Doing a Gruenberg? Must have details! :D
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11671291&postcount=37
and http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12546303&postcount=382

No, WYTYG's name is actually Rupert.
She's a bear with poor fashion sense?

Ah, the initial incident occurred a short time before I joined NS. Good stuff, though. :D

Ah, the initial incident occurred a short time before I joined NS. Good stuff, though. :D
Just under a year after you joined, actually...

Also, nobody expects the move to spam. Less of it and moar competition stuffs.

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Nobody "expects" the move to spam? I do. I'm wondering why it wasn't done a week ago. :p

Also, for competition stuffs, we have to have the contestants here. And they're not. So, as a judge, I'm entertaining the crowd until they're back.

Yes...

Just under a year after you joined, actually...

Oh yeah...how the fuck did I misread that? I've only had one beer... :(

Due to massive stupidity and an inability to count on my part, the scores for the female contestants were re-counted by IV Stalin. Please give him a cookie.

NO i will not give him one

NO i will not give him one

I won't give him a cookie either, but I will give him a Kat Litter Cake (http://www.instructables.com/id/E5CT2EY3C6EVYDUD4C/?ALLSTEPS). :D

http://static.instructables.com/deriv/F5P/SP3R/XX4EVYDUELC/F5PSP3RXX4EVYDUELC.MEDIUM.jpg

NO i will not give him one
Git.

I won't give him a cookie either, but I will give him a Kat Litter Cake (http://www.instructables.com/id/E5CT2EY3C6EVYDUD4C/?ALLSTEPS). :D

http://static.instructables.com/deriv/F5P/SP3R/XX4EVYDUELC/F5PSP3RXX4EVYDUELC.MEDIUM.jpg
Mmmm...littery goodness. :)

Mmmm...littery goodness. :)

Made especially for you, mate! :D

Cluitch goes up in my opinion knowing who Joshua Bell is, and then goes down by posting cat litter...Everything returns to normal in the end.

Cluitch goes up in my opinion knowing who Joshua Bell is, and then goes down by posting cat litter...Everything returns to normal in the end.

*pressures you into posting a talent*

*pressures you into posting a talent*

You will have to wait until I arrive home, 7 or 8 pm. I'm again at my office. Last night I cooked something, checked family, got rid of my clothes and launched myself into bed.

You will have to wait until I arrive home, 7 or 8 pm. I'm again at my office. Last night I cooked something, checked family, got rid of my clothes and launched myself into bed.

Just trying to make sure the thread isn't 100% spam.

...got rid of my clothes and launched myself into bed.


I'd like to volunteer to serve as a landing pad. :cool:

Just trying to make sure the thread isn't 100% spam.
I think a week for the posting of the talent stuff is way too long. Why not make everybody post theirs till Sunday the latest?

Git.

keep that up you never get one
Mmmm...littery goodness. :)

err

Just trying to make sure the thread isn't 100% spam.

Nah, it's only 99.9% spam. ;)

I think a week for the posting of the talent stuff is way too long. Why not make everybody post theirs till Sunday the latest?

Yeah, that's probably best. I'll set about TGing the contestants though, so they don't show up on Monday and wonder what's a-going on.

I'd like to volunteer to serve as a landing pad. :cool:

Have you ever seen "The Graduate"?

Yeah, that's probably best. I'll set about TGing the contestants though, so they don't show up on Monday and wonder what's a-going on.Remember to tell them which time zone...

Have you ever seen "The Graduate"?

A long time ago, yeah.

Miss Aelosia...are you trying to seduce me? :p

A long time ago, yeah.

Miss Aelosia...are you trying to seduce me? :p

The "landing in a bed" made me remember a scene there. I think you're older :p

I think you're older :p

I am. You don't have to keep reminding me. :p

dam i now got the song in my head

Remember to tell them which time zone...

Yes mother :p

Yes mother :p

And don't go out without your sweater, ok?

No, not really. I had maybe 4-5 beers, nothing that would put me into hybernation...

More like a heavy relapse of my clinical-depressive days.

I woke up, turned around, and continued sleeping. And having nightmares. And going nuts with all the university crap in RL. And so on... I don't wanna bore you with it. I'm a nutcase, is all.
:( That sucks. Maybe this will help: :fluffle::fluffle:[/cheesy sympathy]Sorry, I'm never good at saying the right thing, so I opt for the funny or silly thing.:D

And don't go out without your sweater, ok?

you tell him

:( That sucks. Maybe this will help: :fluffle::fluffle:[/cheesy sympathy]Sorry, I'm never good at saying the right thing, so I opt for the funny or silly thing.:D
Aw, thanks. Funny and silly are also nice since they show you care. Thank you!

I'm just glad that so far I've always rebounded. :D

(Maybe another of my talents?)

I've got a nine-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears. That counts as a talent, right?

I've got a nine-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears. That counts as a talent, right?

:eek: You're Gene Simmons???!!!!??11

Aw, thanks. Funny and silly are also nice since they show you care. Thank you!

I'm just glad that so far I've always rebounded. :D

(Maybe another of my talents?)

:)
Yes, rebounding is definately a talent.

Oh noes! T3h white text!!!

I've got a nine-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears. That counts as a talent, right?

That's nothing. I can smoke through my ears, play piano blinded, and kiss my elbow.

Who is Julia? ...and if she stays at home with them while I bring home the bacon, I'd be happy to. :D
:fluffle:
<3

I think her perfectness will also have to replace some of my imperfections as well. Like yin and yang.

Or the baby will get all the imperfect genes and it will be a total disaster. Aack!

There's always euthanasia. ;)

Nah, it's only 99.9% spam. ;)
*checks thread contents*

Well, look at that...

Not less than 30% spam
Contains 35% water and 0.0001% sexiness

:p

I only have talents that aren't so easy to show for on the internet.

I'm good at massaging for example.

I only have talents that aren't so easy to show for on the internet.

I'm good at massaging for example.
Well, I'll be the first judge to volunteer myself for the unenviable task of verifying that claim. ;)

Well, I'll be the first judge to volunteer myself for the unenviable task of verifying that claim. ;)

Sure, come over here in your nice car and I will ;)

Sure, come over here in your nice car and I will ;)
Sorry to disappoint, but I don't actually have an E-type. :(

Which is a shame, as it would appear that if I did I'd get a massage from a beautiful woman. Damn my lack of money and ambition!

I only have talents that aren't so easy to show for on the internet.

I'm good at massaging for example.

never had a massage

Sorry to disappoint, but I don't actually have an E-type. :(

Which is a shame, as it would appear that if I did I'd get a massage from a beautiful woman. Damn my lack of money and ambition!

It's okay. You can take a bus, I just have no real way of showing my talents on the net.

And I could do a bass bit but ... Mhmhm.. I just know for sure someone's gonna go 'hey! You're not talented at that at all!'

never had a massage

O_0

Never..? Poor you!

Yes mother :p:p

O_0

Never..? Poor you!

never :(

It's okay. You can take a bus, I just have no real way of showing my talents on the net.

And I could do a bass bit but ... Mhmhm.. I just know for sure someone's gonna go 'hey! You're not talented at that at all!'
I'll tell you what...I'll go to Belgium next time 65daysofstatic are playing there, then I'll crash at yours and you can give me a massage. How does that sound? Now...which is closer to you, Bruges/Brugge or Leuven? :p

never :(

Oh! But you should! It will change your life for the better!

I'll tell you what...I'll go to Belgium next time 65daysofstatic are playing there, then I'll crash at yours and you can give me a massage. How does that sound? Now...which is closer to you, Bruges/Brugge or Leuven? :p

Umm.. All are equally close. Belgium's the size of a handkerchief really :p

never :(

You can get a professional one by just a decent amount of money...I get my own that way. There is a thing called "spa" ;)

Umm.. All are equally close. Belgium's the size of a handkerchief really :p

'Tis why I blow my nose on it. :p

No, WYTYG's name is actually Rupert.
I know a guy named Rupert....

Umm.. All are equally close. Belgium's the size of a handkerchief really :p

What does that make Luxembourg?

You can get a professional one by just a decent amount of money...I get my own that way. There is a thing called "spa" ;)

me a male at a spa :eek:

Umm.. All are equally close. Belgium's the size of a handkerchief really :p

my state bigger the poor Belgium

me a male at a spa :eek:

I have seen lots there. Plus, to be objetive, all the female massage providers are hot over there, in case aesthetics are a big issue for you.

my state bigger the poor Belgium
Western Australia covers about one million square miles...it's hardly a fair comparison.

Western Australia covers about one million square miles...it's hardly a fair comparison.

Yeah, about 2% of which is actually even populated. :p

I have seen lots there. Plus, to be objetive, all the female massage providers are hot over there, in case aesthetics are a big issue for you.

been told of a place here but i think it's one of those you get more then a massage

been told of a place here but i think it's one of those you get more then a massage
You get a facemask as well?! :eek:

I know a guy named Rupert....



What does that make Luxembourg?

A booger that landed next to the handkerchief.


Hence all the forests I guess...

Western Australia covers about one million square miles...it's hardly a fair comparison.

ok Belgium bigger then East Timor

A booger that landed next to the handkerchief.


Hence all the forests I guess...
I was trying to work out what France is...

You get a facemask as well?! :eek:

so that what you call it when a woman sits on your chest and place her errri think i stop now

so that what you call it when a woman sits on your chest and place her errri think i stop now
Erm...quite.

I was trying to work out what France is...

I have no.. idea... I don't even want to think about what France might be.

been told of a place here but i think it's one of those you get more then a massage

You can always pay for just the massage, lad, damn...

You can always pay for just the massage, lad, damn...


But where's the fun in that? :p

Also, why the hell is all the spamming going on in this thread? I feel bad but not bad enough to stop. <.<
I was wondering that myself, Nadia.


...and by "that", I mean when people are gonna post more pix. Even those who aren't taking part in the contest.
Lé hint... ;)
I try to go for an ironic lounge singer wink and pointy-gun finger during large, formal group shoots. It never fails to elicit cries of dismay when the photos are developed....much like this:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/LoungeLizard.jpg
...

uh...

You know what? You chose the right pics to enter into the contest. Yup. I must say, you chose wisely :p

*Dodges the wink and the gun*
WYTYG is very pretty and a LOT smart.
Indeed, the truth is told in this thread. But then again, when it comes to beauty and smarts, this is the right thread for it :)
You should definitely be doing better but you need more pictures, maybe that was hurting you? Guys like body shots, I seem to notice...
Who knew? ;)
Actually, yeah. When I had my Baltimore NS Meetup and Laerod came, he told us his real name but I was sad...I wanted to call him Laerod and I wanted him to call me Ilie. Hell, I've practically forgotten his real name. Is that weird?
*Imagines in what circumstance you wanted Laerod to shout out your name*

Mmmm... :D

Yeah, but she don't post no pics but the really blurry ones.
She has before, you know...
i still blame Ruffy he got to behind it all
Ah, you've learned young one. Always blame Ruffy! :)
Posting blurry pictures is an indication of her large IQ. I'm sure somebody will call me weird, nothing seems to stop people in RL from doing it...
Amd you don't really mind that, do you? ;)

As for spamming, maybe that is my talent.
Indeed! That would give you a lot of extra points among... some people. :D :fluffle:

But where's the fun in that? :p

He wanted a massage, not intercourse.

Why men can't get fun without intercourse?

He wanted a massage, not intercourse.

Why men can't get fun without intercourse?

Everything's better with intercourse. :D

Erm...quite.
yup
You can always pay for just the massage, lad, damn...
i got told of it, but don't know where it is
But where's the fun in that? :p
true
She has before, you know...
i've seen some


Ah, you've learned young one. Always blame Ruffy! :)
mm

Everything's better with intercourse. :D

I guess, even football...

And where are your pics, Cluitch?

Vell, vell, vell - looks like zey vere not expektink ze mad German scientist!

Surprise!!! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/uebermann.gif

(And may I add that I am the only biology stundent whose labcoat is black? So there. Make of it vhat you vill. :D)

Cute!

I'll link to them in the OP.

well alright then


free soviets's talent:

i have mysterious and awesome and even astounding powers to see both your future and your past! for previously demonstrated examples, see:
Free Soviets predicts your future! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367502)
and
Free Soviets reminisces about your past! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=472331)

if further demonstration is required, just ask and you shall personally experience the awesteryounding wonder for yourself directly.

I guess, even football...

your football and our football may do

It's always good to see or hear that, though. :p
Helps my low self-esteem and I don't have to rely on genetic experiments to create those who love me. :eek::p:D


Always happy to contribute to quality of life.

<3

He wanted a massage, not intercourse.

Why men can't get fun without intercourse?
Oh men can... In fact, I'm sure you'll see one of the male contestants claim it as a talent soon enough :)
well alright then

free soviets's talent:

i have mysterious and awesome and even astounding powers to see both your future and your past! for previously demonstrated examples, see:
Free Soviets predicts your future! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367502)
and
Free Soviets reminisces about your past! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=472331)

if further demonstration is required, just ask and you shall personally experience the awesteryounding wonder for yourself directly.
Weee! http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Smilies%20and%20animated%20stuff/cthulhu.gif

And where are your pics, Cluitch?

I don't post pics of myself on teh intarwebs. :p

For my talent entry, I'll probably play something on the guitar, or I'll make a MIDI composition.

Or, I'll just take pics of me making a pizza. A very delicious and most perfect pizza.

*pressures you into posting a talent*

I'll be able to post a talent when I get home. I think I am going to fall back on my drawing ability, although it's not pressed into service too often. Unless you would like me to put up copies of huge papers I've written for grad school...I am excellent at doing papers and especially powerpoints.

Is that what you want? Well, IS it?

:p

I'll be able to post a talent when I get home. I think I am going to fall back on my drawing ability, although it's not pressed into service too often. Unless you would like me to put up copies of huge papers I've written for grad school...I am excellent at doing papers and especially powerpoints.

Is that what you want? Well, IS it?

:p

I may have asked you this before, but where do you go to school? Curious, cuz I went to uni in B-more myself.

You know what? You chose the right pics to enter into the contest. Yup. I must say, you chose wisely :p

*Dodges the wink and the gun*

Indeed, the truth is told in this thread. But then again, when it comes to beauty and smarts, this is the right thread for it :)

Who knew? ;)

*Imagines in what circumstance you wanted Laerod to shout out your name*

Mmmm... :D

She has before, you know...

Ah, you've learned young one. Always blame Ruffy! :)

Amd you don't really mind that, do you? ;)

Indeed! That would give you a lot of extra points among... some people. :D :fluffle:

"Indeed" to all that. Oy vey...

Unless you would like me to put up copies of huge papers I've written for grad school...I am excellent at doing papers

my grad school power is procrastination. we're talking "70 page thesis put into writing in 3 days, right before i absolutely had to have it out to my committee" level procrastination here.

come to think of it, that's a pretty good talent in itself. but my previously posted one is funnier.

Why men can't get fun without intercourse?

Hey, yeah. :confused:

my grad school power is procrastination. we're talking "70 page thesis put into writing in 3 days, right before i absolutely had to have it out to my committee" level procrastination here.

come to think of it, that's a pretty good talent in itself. but my previously posted one is funnier.

Hoo boy, me too. It's not procrastination that's the talent, it's being able to write the whole thing in 3 days...and getting an A on it. :D

For my talent entry, I'll probably play something on the guitar, or I'll make a MIDI composition.

Or, I'll just take pics of me making a pizza. A very delicious and most perfect pizza.

The MIDI composition woulod catch my attention, I would prefer that one.

Your picture already caught my attention, so you must be careful to not dissapoint me :p

And everyone can make a pizza, that's not a talent, that's...surviving.

"Indeed" to all that. Oy vey...

Indeedy. Or should it indeed not have been "indeed"? :confused:

And I notice you dodged the important bits ;) :p http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/dog.gif

Why men can't get fun without intercourse?

give me a gun and lots of ammo an send me to a firing range i'll be having fun and be happy

free soviets's talent:

i have mysterious and awesome and even astounding powers to see both your future and your past! for previously demonstrated examples, see:
Free Soviets predicts your future! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367502)
and
Free Soviets reminisces about your past! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=472331)

if further demonstration is required, just ask and you shall personally experience the awesteryounding wonder for yourself directly.

That's a hell of a talent! Can you predict my future and reminisce about my past??

my grad school power is procrastination. we're talking "70 page thesis put into writing in 3 days, right before i absolutely had to have it out to my committee" level procrastination here.

come to think of it, that's a pretty good talent in itself. but my previously posted one is funnier.

That's surviving too, everyone is good at procastrination. I've just ended an article of two pages in five minutes.

I prefer you to foresee my future.

The MIDI composition woulod catch my attention, I would prefer that one.

Your picture already caught my attention, so you must be careful to not dissapoint me :p

And everyone can make a pizza, that's not a talent, that's...surviving.

Not everyone can make an authentic New York-style hand-tossed, thin crust pizza. :p

It's an art form in itself. You need real cheese that's yet to be worked (usually bought in ball form), high-grade flour, fresh tomatoes, fresh toppings, and quality meats (not pre-prepared, packaged crap). It's a bit more expensive than most pizzas, but the taste is unbelievable.

give me a gun and lots of ammo an send me to a firing range i'll be having fun and be happy

What would you prefer, the massage or the firing range?

I may have asked you this before, but where do you go to school? Curious, cuz I went to uni in B-more myself.

Oh! I'm at Loyola grad, which doesn't use the lovely building in the city but instead is out of the grad campuses at Timonium and Columbia.

The MIDI composition woulod catch my attention, I would prefer that one.

Your picture already caught my attention, so you must be careful to not dissapoint me :p

And everyone can make a pizza, that's not a talent, that's...surviving.

I can't make a pizza. :( And yet, I continue to live...how? Why??

Oh! I'm at Loyola grad, which doesn't use the lovely building in the city but instead is out of the grad campuses at Timonium and Columbia.

Too bad for you really. The campus in the city is quite nice.

What would you prefer, the massage or the firing range?

firing range and get the massage some other day

Not everyone can make an authentic New York-style hand-tossed, thin crust pizza. :p

It's an art form in itself. You need real cheese that's yet to be worked (usually bought in ball form), high-grade flour, fresh tomatoes, fresh toppings, and quality meats (not pre-prepared, packaged crap). It's a bit more expensive than most pizzas, but the taste is unbelievable.

Of course you need true mozzarella, expensive flour and not supermarket crap, fresh tomatoes and onions just got from the market, (mar-ket, not su-per-mar-ket, a street market that bring you vegetables from the crop to your table), and good meat, (please not ever something that has been frozen first).

You americans seem to think that normal things in life are exotic. Your life is too simple, (but easy and I envy you a lot for that). Here we don't have all that packaged, prepared things, if we want a pizza, we have to make that way, the traditional way. Does your pizza comes with olives, for any chance?

Indeedy. Or should it indeed not have been "indeed"? :confused:

And I notice you dodged the important bits ;) :p http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/dog.gif

It was just so long...I don't even know which bits were meant to be important. :confused:

Oh yeah, and I'm also good at making kick-ass ghetto food.

Two hamburger patties ground up and fried in butter on top of mashed potatoes topped with a single slice of cheese actually tastes a lot better than it sounds, and it costs about $1 total to make it. It's filling, too.

What would you prefer, the massage or the firing range?
*Raises hand*

Massage please :)
I can't make a pizza. :( And yet, I continue to live...how? Why??
Take out :)

When you can do Take Out, you can survive in this modern, fast-paced world of automobiles and telegraphs :D

And everyone can make a pizza, that's not a talent, that's...surviving.

hey, just because the ability to turn on the stove without burning down your house is common doesn't mean it's not an impressive talent. certainly much more impressive than the opposite.

Too bad for you really. The campus in the city is quite nice.

Yeah, but it's harder to park. The other campuses may be squat and plain, but at least they have decent parking lots not involving permits and whatnot.

Where did you attend university?

Of course you need true mozzarella, expensive flour and not supermarket crap, fresh tomatoes and onions just got from the market, (mar-ket, not su-per-mar-ket, a street market that bring you vegetables from the crop to your table), and good meat, (please not ever something that has been frozen first).

You americans seem to think that normal things in life are exotic. Your life is too simple, (but easy and I envy you a lot for that). Here we don't have all that packaged, prepared things, if we want a pizza, we have to make that way, the traditional way. Does your pizza comes with olives, for any chance?

Well, that's the thing. Most supermarkets over here sell a lot of fresh goods (produce, meats, etc.), but most people seem to buy from the freezer section, as it's significantly cheaper and easier (though quite unhealthy).

Yeah, I like to use olives, but they have to be black. Green olives just aren't sharp enough to offset the other toppings (in which case, I'd be using mushrooms, pepperoni, sausage, peppers, onions, and a sprinkling of spices).

Oh! I'm at Loyola grad, which doesn't use the lovely building in the city but instead is out of the grad campuses at Timonium and Columbia.

Loyola? that sounds "jesuistic"

I can't make a pizza. :( And yet, I continue to live...how? Why??

I'm sure you have some recipes of your own that are excellent and tasty. Anyway, if you want some secrets, you are always invited to my home, and I'll give you some new recipes and materials. After I'm done with you, you'll be equal to the character of "Women on top"

Oh yeah, and I'm also good at making kick-ass ghetto food.

Two hamburger patties ground up and fried in butter on top of mashed potatoes topped with a single slice of cheese actually tastes a lot better than it sounds, and it costs about $1 total to make it. It's filling, too.

No idea why, but sounds pretty tasty. And I am hungry now.

firing range and get the massage some other day

OK, I'm going now, easy, easy, I'm moving slooow, no need to get nervous, I'll just head for the door, ok? See my hands? I mean no harm.

Yeah, but it's harder to park. The other campuses may be squat and plain, but at least they have decent parking lots not involving permits and whatnot.

True, from what I remember, it's pretty packed around the main campus there.

Where did you attend university?

Johns Hopkins, just down Charles St. from Loyola's main campus.

It was just so long...I don't even know which bits were meant to be important. :confused:
Definately not the part about you screaming Laerods name http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/whistling.gif

Well, that's the thing. Most supermarkets over here sell a lot of fresh goods (produce, meats, etc.), but most people seem to buy from the freezer section, as it's significantly cheaper and easier (though quite unhealthy).

Yeah, I like to use olives, but they have to be black. Green olives just aren't sharp enough to offset the other toppings (in which case, I'd be using mushrooms, pepperoni, sausage, peppers, onions, and a sprinkling of spices).

Black olives, yes. You are definitely a man with taste, who can ewnjoy a true pizza.

Mushrooms are nice, and I always use onions. (I love onions, that's why I have a toothbursh always with me).

*Raises hand*

Massage please :)

Take out :)

When you can do Take Out, you can survive in this modern, fast-paced world of automobiles and telegraphs :D

I'm not bad at massaging, but only for people who like it really intense. I've been trained. :p

As for take-out...yeah, that and frozen meals. Also sometimes I get people to cook for me, which is always nice. I try to repay the favor in other ways since my cooking isn't up to par.

Try to keep your minds out of the gutter, please.

OK, I'm going now, easy, easy, I'm moving slooow, no need to get nervous, I'll just head for the door, ok? See my hands? I mean no harm.

should of said which kind of massage it was :p

Loyola? that sounds "jesuistic"



I'm sure you have some recipes of your own that are excellent and tasty. Anyway, if you want some secrets, you are always invited to my home, and I'll give you some new recipes and materials. After I'm done with you, you'll be equal to the character of "Women on top"



No idea why, but sounds pretty tasty. And I am hungry now.



OK, I'm going now, easy, easy, I'm moving slooow, no need to get nervous, I'll just head for the door, ok? See my hands? I mean no harm.


Loyola is indeed a Jesuit college, although I am Jewish and whatever. They don't talk about religion really in grad school, I'm sure it's different if you're living on the campus since they have mass and things I suppose. As for you teaching me how to cook, I can have all the recipes in the world but it won't help unless I train myself to be more accurate with measuring and less impatient about how long it takes.

True, from what I remember, it's pretty packed around the main campus there.

Johns Hopkins, just down Charles St. from Loyola's main campus.

Yeah, I got in my first fender bender there. :P

Oh, nice! I really love that whole area, I intend to move there someday. Or around the Mt Washington area, not much farther up really.

Yeah, I got in my first fender bender there. :P

Oh, nice! I really love that whole area, I intend to move there someday. Or around the Mt Washington area, not much farther up really.

You wanna move to Charles Village? Are you out of your mind? Unless it's changed radically in 10 years, that part of the city's a shitpit.

Definately not the part about you screaming Laerods name http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/whistling.gif

Oh, ridiculous. :p

You wanna move to Charles Village? Are you out of your mind? Unless it's changed radically in 10 years, that part of the city's a shitpit.

What, are you kidding me? It's one of the nicest parts of the city. Honestly, I doubt I'll be able to afford it for a LONG time, most of the houses are in the millions. Maybe if it was a tiny condo I could get away with something like 500 thou.

I'm not bad at massaging, but only for people who like it really intense. I've been trained. :p
I honestly wouldn't know the difference... I'm lacking experience in the area of being massaged, but I have a lot of amateurish enthusiasm when it comes to massaging. So far I haven't gotten any complaints :)

As for take-out...yeah, that and frozen meals. Also sometimes I get people to cook for me, which is always nice. I try to repay the favor in other ways since my cooking isn't up to par.
Yeah, I know what you mean. My cooking is my weak spot. I am really horrible in the kitchen, though I do exhibit some periods of enthusiasm there as well... Alas, with less fortune though. I am not made out to be a cook!

Thank the Vargrs for take out and frozen meals!

Try to keep your minds out of the gutter, please.
In general: http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/angel.gif

In particular: I haven't said anything... ;)

Loyola is indeed a Jesuit college, although I am Jewish and whatever. They don't talk about religion really in grad school, I'm sure it's different if you're living on the campus since they have mass and things I suppose. As for you teaching me how to cook, I can have all the recipes in the world but it won't help unless I train myself to be more accurate with measuring and less impatient about how long it takes.

Yep, I studied at a Jesuit University too. I know how it is like.

Well, then I just need to TEACH YOU TO measure "by the eye" and not actually measuring ;) It is better that way

What, are you kidding me? It's one of the nicest parts of the city.

Yeah, maybe during daylight. I lived in CV from 1990-97, though. It was a hellhole back then (the horror stories I could tell!). It'd be nice if it's changed, but I seriously doubt it has, certainly not in a short ten years' time.

Try to keep your minds out of the gutter, please.

it Gravlen where do you think his mind be most of the time

it Gravlen where do you think his mind be most of the time

Pfft I like Gravlen a lot. He's pretty nice.

Pfft I like Gravlen a lot. He's pretty nice.

We can be pretty nice and still have our minds in the gutter, y'know. ;)

We can be pretty nice and still have our minds in the gutter, y'know. ;)

Yep, point taken. And where are those pictures of you, by the way?

Pfft I like Gravlen a lot. He's pretty nice.

we get a long fine

Yep, point taken. And where are those pictures of you, by the way?

Like I keep telling you, I don't post pics of myself on the internet. :p

Yeah, maybe during daylight. I lived in CV from 1990-97, though. It was a hellhole back then (the horror stories I could tell!). It'd be nice if it's changed, but I seriously doubt it has, certainly not in a short ten years' time.

Why don't you see for yourself: http://www.livebaltimore.com/nb/list/cv/

WYTYG is very pretty and a LOT smart.


Indeed!!

Hey, can't hurt. You may inadvertently become a Pied Piper for unshaven, drug-addled neo-hippie girls...but hell, maybe you're into that. :p
Not really, but I suppose it'd depend. :p

Good lord, is it warm in here? I'm not that much of an old lady to be having hot flashes yet...

;)

Actually, yeah. When I had my Baltimore NS Meetup and Laerod came, he told us his real name but I was sad...I wanted to call him Laerod and I wanted him to call me Ilie. Hell, I've practically forgotten his real name. Is that weird?

I've had to train NSers i've met in person out of using "Kanabia" too, so not really. :p

(re: ghetto booty) Absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, had you told us earlier, I might have ranked you higher...

Seconded.


http://www.aaw-berlin.de/projekte/specials/bewag/walkuere%20-%2004%20-%207cm.jpg


Hey, I was totally thinking of that pic. :D

i still blame Ruffy he got to behind it all

There's a pun to be made here...


Yeah, but she don't post no pics but the really blurry ones. :mad:

Yeah. This forum needs more pics of WYTYG.

I think a week for the posting of the talent stuff is way too long. Why not make everybody post theirs till Sunday the latest?

Rrrrr.


And I could do a bass bit but ... Mhmhm.. I just know for sure someone's gonna go 'hey! You're not talented at that at all!'

Wonder if Ifreann would let us combine our talents? :P

Oh men can... In fact, I'm sure you'll see one of the male contestants claim it as a talent soon enough :)

I won't, but i'll happily give out demonstrations to the fact. >.>

I'm not bad at massaging, but only for people who like it really intense. I've been trained. :p

As for take-out...yeah, that and frozen meals. Also sometimes I get people to cook for me, which is always nice. I try to repay the favor in other ways since my cooking isn't up to par.

Try to keep your minds out of the gutter, please.

You make dessert? :confused:

:p

Why don't you see for yourself: http://www.livebaltimore.com/nb/list/cv/

Ilie, hon, a site trying to get you to buy a home there is hardly going to tell you about the crime...

it Gravlen where do you think his mind be most of the time
:fluffle:

Up in the clouds as I'm staring idly at rainbows and kittens? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love057.gif Not at all, no! :P
Pfft I like Gravlen a lot. He's pretty nice.
Aaaw :fluffle: http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love067.gif
We can be pretty nice and still have our minds in the gutter, y'know. ;)
You're right about that! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love072.gif

:eek:

*Flees*

You're right about that! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love072.gif

:eek:

*Flees*

KILL YOU!

*pursues with Louisville Slugger in hand*

Ilie, hon, a site trying to get you to buy a home there is hardly going to tell you about the crime...

Cluich, sweetheart, I have actually been in the city, night and day, this year, not ten years ago. I have friends that live in Charles Village and I see them a lot. I saw them last week. My boyfriend grew up in the city and is saving money to try to buy something in the Charles Village area.

I figured if you didn't believe me, you might believe some statistics. At the bottom of that page are links for information like average home sales, crime statistics, and vital indicators of neighborhood health. They are put out by the police department and the goverment.

There's a pun to be made here...

*push red button*
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/motivational/nukes.jpg:p

I've had to train NSers i've met in person out of using "Kanabia" too, so not really. :p

You make dessert? :confused:

:p

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

And if scooping ice cream into a bowl counts, then yes. :)

*push red button*
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/motivational/nukes.jpg:p

Sometimes my tired of talking? :confused:

:fluffle:

Up in the clouds as I'm staring idly at rainbows and kittens? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love057.gif Not at all, no! :P

well thats
http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/pbhomepage/Meez/meezAnimatedBodyshot175x233.gif
for me

Cluich, sweetheart, I have actually been in the city, night and day, this year, not ten years ago. I have friends that live in Charles Village and I see them a lot. I saw them last week. My boyfriend grew up in the city and is saving money to try to buy something in the Charles Village area.

I figured if you didn't believe me, you might believe some statistics. At the bottom of that page are links for information like average home sales, crime statistics, and vital indicators of neighborhood health. They are put out by the police department and the goverment.

Holy shit! They've pretty much killed crime around where I used to live! :eek: How the hell'd they do that?

And if scooping ice cream into a bowl counts, then yes. :)

Oooh. Try scooping it into a glass instead and layering each scoop with chocolate/strawberry/whatever topping. It actually looks like you went to some effort, and they probably won't realise it's in fact not any different to regular icecream. :)

Holy shit! They've pretty much killed crime around where I used to live! :eek: How the hell'd they do that?

It probably started with you leaving. ;)

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

And if scooping ice cream into a bowl counts, then yes. :)
It only counts if you drizzle sauce over it as well.

Holy shit! They've pretty much killed crime around where I used to live! :eek: How the hell'd they do that?
Killed the criminals?

Cute!
Yes, yes you are. ;)
Always happy to contribute to quality of life.

<3
Always good to have you contribute.
Hoo boy, me too. It's not procrastination that's the talent, it's being able to write the whole thing in 3 days...and getting an A on it. :D
Oh boy. I used to be able to do that. Now it's becoming a real tough fight...
I can't make a pizza. :( And yet, I continue to live...how? Why??
Pasta?

There's little you can do wrong with pizza - but maybe you need a lesson or two with the chef?
I'm not bad at massaging, but only for people who like it really intense. I've been trained. :p
Yes!!! Wonderful! Marvelous! Great! You're the one!!!

As for take-out...yeah, that and frozen meals. Also sometimes I get people to cook for me, which is always nice. I try to repay the favor in other ways since my cooking isn't up to par.
Try to keep your minds out of the gutter, please.
It's a little too late to heed that advice?
*push red button*
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/motivational/nukes.jpg:p
Again?

I thought we had already nuked this planet at least twice over?

It probably started with you leaving. ;)

No, I wouldn't have shown up on the police statistics, cuz I never got caught. ;)

Holy shit! They've pretty much killed crime around where I used to live! :eek: How the hell'd they do that?

All the BELIEVE signs they put up? Who knows. :D

Sometimes my tired of talking? :confused:

silly vic did not get it

Like I keep telling you, I don't post pics of myself on the internet. :p

That doesn't stop me from asking again and again :p. And it is not on the internet, but "on da intrawebs"

Holy shit! They've pretty much killed crime around where I used to live! :eek: How the hell'd they do that?

Natural. You moved...

*runs*

It only counts if you drizzle sauce over it as well.


Killed the criminals?

Yes.

And maybe it was because I moved in, and my overwhelming charm and joy just turned those silly ol' criminals around! Now we all participate in street clean-ups together.

<3 :cool:

It probably started with you leaving. ;)

Get out of my mind, and stop beating me.

Again?

I thought we had already nuked this planet at least twice over?

happy you got it
no just the vic

All the BELIEVE signs they put up? Who knows. :D

I'm gonna go with having a cool mayor who played (or does he still play?) in an Irish folk band (and who represented me the one time I did get popped for doing something stupid).

And maybe it was because I moved in, and my overwhelming charm and joy just turned those silly ol' criminals around! Now we all participate in street clean-ups together.
Maybe they're just too busy staring at your ass. :p ;)

I'm gonna go with having a cool mayor who played (or does he still play?) in an Irish folk band (and who represented me the one time I did get popped for doing something stupid).

Aw. Yeah, you should come back, it's fun here. It would be like another Baltimore NS Meetup!

silly vic did not get it

I was kidding :P


Get out of my mind, and stop beating me.

:D

Wonder if I can list that as a talent...

Maybe they're just too busy staring at your ass. :p ;)

Hey, now that is talent...quashing crime through sexiness. Maybe it is a superpower!

I'm a hero! :D

That doesn't stop me from asking again and again :p. And it is not on the internet, but "on da intrawebs"

Maybe I'll be nice and dig around on my computer for one to send just to you. ;)

Natural. You moved...

*runs*

Then again, maybe not. :p

Yes.

And maybe it was because I moved in, and my overwhelming charm and joy just turned those silly ol' criminals around! Now we all participate in street clean-ups together.

<3 :cool:

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Hey, now that is talent...quashing crime through sexiness. Maybe it is a superpower!

I'm a hero! :D
Now you just need a superhero name. How's about Asswoman?

I was kidding :P

i know just no longer in the mood to use the face

I think I just threw up in my mouth.
You do that a lot on this forum. Maybe you should see a doctor?

I think I just threw up on Stalin.

Aw. Yeah, you should come back, it's fun here. It would be like another Baltimore NS Meetup!

I actually considered popping down there last year for my ten-year reunion, but then I remembered that I didn't really like all that many people in my graduating class and decided to stay home.

Hey, now that is talent...quashing crime through sexiness. Maybe it is a superpower!

I'm a hero! :D

It is a superpower indeed. Care to start a League? :p

And better than Asswoman is Hotbabe

I think I just threw up on Stalin.

That's good, get it all out.

I think I just threw up on Stalin.
I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Though it might just be some of Cluich's vomit...

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

That's what you get for being patronizing, honey. :fluffle:

It is a superpower indeed. Care to start a League? :p

And better than Asswoman is Hotbabe
What about Assbabe then?