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Uh, honey, I appreciate the thought, but were you drunk when you wrote this? And when I say drunk I mean delirious from alcohol poisoning? *carefully pats Aelosia*

Hey, I wanna be the one to pat Aelosia! :p

Nah, it's a love/love thing.

Alright. You asked for it.:fluffle: :fluffle:

Woo, I thank you, baby! :fluffle: (Next weekend I'm going home, hopefully I'll think of the WTC air pictures!)
:)

i don't know but i'm not looking forward to it - so far two judges have left me out of their top 10 :( :p

Oh no! :(

is that not illegal in the US then? i'm pretty sure it is here.

illegal to do in high school
not so for much for college but still shouldn't be done.

ah right, i get confused with the US education system. college is university is it? or something before university?

It's quite illegal and unethical. Illegal and unethical to date a high schooler, just unethical and you might be fired if you date your student in college. College is university, yes...but teachers are not supposed to date their students. It is a conflict of interest and a breach of trust.

Too bad the nude pictures still need to be developed. :eek:;):p

Mmh. That's strange. But maybe photobucket was down. The link works fine for me. :( Please try again?


I saw the emoticon, very cute. ;) And I would have to be crazy to post nude pictures anywhere. I don't understand people who do that either, unless that's their sole profession. :P

I should had voted for Eraeya, or Ilie...

Quite ridiculous! You voted for yourself, as you very well should have. If I were a judge and not in this contest, I would vote for you!

We should go all french and declare a second round, with just Terrorist Cakes, Ilie and Eraeya. That way we could do politics, pledge support, and make things extremely interesting. ;)

That would be interesting...but we should do the top four, not the top three. :cool:

Points thus far have been allocated.
Male Contestants:
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18)=44 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15)=43 points
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14)=40 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13)=39 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17)=39 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3)=35 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16)=34 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7)=31 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8)=30 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6)=27 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11)=27 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10)=27 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5)=22 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12)=22 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2)=17 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9)=15 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1)=15 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4)=6 points


Female Contestants
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8)=22 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7)=20 points
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6)=18 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4)=16 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1)=10 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5)=9 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3)=7 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2)=6 points


!

I wish I could vote for all of you.

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Uh, honey, I appreciate the thought, but were you drunk when you wrote this? And when I say drunk I mean delirious from alcohol poisoning? *carefully pats Aelosia*

She was right, wytyg, and where have you been all this time? How's it going?!

Hey, I wanna be the one to pat Aelosia! :p

Let's all pat her! Dogpile!

I wish I could vote for all of you.

Yeah, why isn't this a multi-option poll? That would be more fun.

Yeah, why isn't this a multi-option poll? That would be more fun.
It'd kinda screw the scoring system, though. The whole point of having judges was that they'd be the only ones to rate everyone.

When I saw PM, I thought he looked really familiar. It hadn't dawned on my until just now out of nowhere (as for some reasons all my epiphanies happen) that he looks like Mikael Akerfeldt. Any Opeth fans out there think so, too?

Edit: Oh and wtf? How did I make 4th?!

Edit: Oh and wtf? How did I make 4th?!Well, you're really working that shirt, baby. ;)

Wanderjar and Jello Biafra have been TGed.

there's jello biafra too. is he going to finish his voting?

Oh, all right.

Here are my votes again, with the rest filled in:

Well, it wasn't easy, but fortunately there are two more rounds so I can revise if need be.

The Men:
Free Soviets
Atsetaro
Infinite Revolution
German Nightmare
Pathetic Romantics
Kanabia
Potarius
Skibereen
Cruxium
Delator
Pyschotika
Pure Metal
The Metal Horde
Strathcarlie
Kiryu Shi
Johnny B Goode
Lunatic Goofballs
New Stalinberg

The Women:
Aelosia
Luippard
Terrorist Cakes
Eraeya
Akai Oni
Dakini
Ilie
Carisbrooke

Well, you're really working that shirt, baby. ;)

Haha, well I try. I love that damn tux. I'm just waiting for my shoes (http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/92/b8/3ddf_1_b.JPG) to come in.

Haha, well I try. I love that damn tux. I'm just waiting for my shoes (http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/92/b8/3ddf_1_b.JPG) to come in.

shit! how tall you gunna be with those on? you already look pretty tall.


*is short*

shit! how tall you gunna be with those on? you already look pretty tall.


*is short*

I'll be about 6' 3.5" and I'm already a good bit taller than my date without them.

Points thus far have been allocated.
Male Contestants:
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18)=44 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15)=43 points
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14)=40 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13)=39 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17)=39 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3)=35 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16)=34 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7)=31 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8)=30 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6)=27 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11)=27 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10)=27 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5)=22 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12)=22 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2)=17 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9)=15 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1)=15 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4)=6 points


Female Contestants
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8)=22 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7)=20 points
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6)=18 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4)=16 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1)=10 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5)=9 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3)=7 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2)=6 points

Woah! How come I made 4th? That's incredible!
Men:

1. Kanabia
2. German Nightmare
3. Delator
4. Potarius
5. Infinite Revolution
6. Pathetic Romantics
7. Pure Metal
8. Skibereen
9. Strathcarlie
10. Psychotika
11. Free Soviets
12. Lunatic Goofballs
13. Kiryu-shi
14. The Metal Horde
15. Cruxium
16. Atsetaro
17. Johnny B Goode
18. New Stalinberg

Women:
As already listed here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12589046&postcount=767)
Woot! Appreciate it.
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What's with all the smilies?!?
:)
:fluffle:
I saw the emoticon, very cute.
Glad you like it.
And I would have to be crazy to post nude pictures anywhere. I don't understand people who do that either, unless that's their sole profession. :P
Of course it would be! But I'm kind of grateful that others do. *cough*
Edit: Oh and wtf? How did I make 4th?!
The big question should be: was it the tux or the swim suit picture?

(My money is on the tux!) Congrats, man!

The big question should be: was it the tux or the swim suit picture?

(My money is on the tux!) Congrats, man!

Haha, I hadn't thought about that one.

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Uh, honey, I appreciate the thought, but were you drunk when you wrote this? And when I say drunk I mean delirious from alcohol poisoning? *carefully pats Aelosia*
Nono, she is on to something. If certain missing posters had thrown their hats into the ring I'm sure you would have seen a very, very close and exciting contest ;)
I saw the emoticon, very cute. ;) And I would have to be crazy to post nude pictures anywhere. I don't understand people who do that either, unless that's their sole profession. :P
Exhibitionists, dear ;)

Hell, I lived with one such exhibitionist once, she not only posted her pics but also had a tendency to wear little or no clothes when hanging around the house.

...'course, she was a frickin' nut job, so your point still stands :p

It'd kinda screw the scoring system, though. The whole point of having judges was that they'd be the only ones to rate everyone.

I guess that makes sense.

Ifreann, you know what? I AM too lazy to finish my judging, so hand over the rest of them to Peisandros or something. He looks like he needs something to do. He deserves at least SOME credit for being the sexiest man last time who had a real picture (that's not made in Paint).

Haha, well I try. I love that damn tux. I'm just waiting for my shoes (http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/92/b8/3ddf_1_b.JPG) to come in.

Nice! I saw a picture once of the tallest platform shoes ever, they were like a foot tall. The model who worked them down the runway broke her ankle in them. Crazy!

I'll be about 6' 3.5" and I'm already a good bit taller than my date without them.

i'm so short..

Woah! How come I made 4th? That's incredible!

Woot! Appreciate it.

Of course it would be! But I'm kind of grateful that others do. *cough*


You deserve to be high-ranking, you're good-looking. But where is the men's poll?

And who posted nude pictures??

Nono, she is on to something. If certain missing posters had thrown their hats into the ring I'm sure you would have seen a very, very close and exciting contest ;)

Exhibitionists, dear ;)

Hell, I lived with one such exhibitionist once, she not only posted her pics but also had a tendency to wear little or no clothes when hanging around the house.

...'course, she was a frickin' nut job, so your point still stands :p

Indeed on the first point.

As for being an exhibitionist, I can understand that, but you have to know when to exhibit yourself. I'd rather be respected and gainfully employed than nude for all the world to see.

Ifreann, you know what? I AM too lazy to finish my judging, so hand over the rest of them to Peisandros or something. He looks like he needs something to do. He deserves at least SOME credit for being the sexiest man last time who had a real picture (that's not made in Paint).

as long as the original 10 hold....


*holds on to 2nd place for dear life*

Let's all pat her! Dogpile!
*Pats Ilie*

Whaddayaknow, this is amusing :)
Yeah, why isn't this a multi-option poll? That would be more fun.
...or a multi-quote post? ;)

*Ducks*
shit! how tall you gunna be with those on? you already look pretty tall.


*is short*
:eek:

Oh!

I... Oh. I... I thought you said "shot", not "short" >.<
Ifreann, you know what? I AM too lazy to finish my judging
:eek:

Now that's just crazy talk!!!
You deserve to be high-ranking, you're good-looking. But where is the men's poll?

And who posted nude pictures??
That's what I want to know too!

Hey, I know, why don't we google it? Maybe, with some luck, we'll discover a nude pic :) :p
Indeed on the first point.

As for being an exhibitionist, I can understand that, but you have to know when to exhibit yourself. I'd rather be respected and gainfully employed than nude for all the world to see.
But why not be both? Respected, employed and nude for aaaall the wooorld to seeeee! Weeee! :D

:fluffle:

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

*Pats Ilie*

Whaddayaknow, this is amusing :)

...or a multi-quote post? ;)

*Ducks*

:eek:

Oh!

I... Oh. I... I thought you said "shot", not "short" >.<

:eek:

Now that's just crazy talk!!!

That's what I want to know too!

Hey, I know, why don't we google it? Maybe, with some luck, we'll discover a nude pic :) :p

But why not be both? Respected, employed and nude for aaaall the wooorld to seeeee! Weeee! :D

Ridiculous! Multi-quote posts have another downside...it's impossible to reply to it except with another multi-quote post! And the cycle continues! Well, I won't stand for it. :p

Ridiculous! Multi-quote posts have another downside...it's impossible to reply to it except with another multi-quote post! And the cycle continues! Well, I won't stand for it. :p

If you stop multi-quote posting, we'll all stop multi-quote posting. It'll be anarchy!

Luipaard(6+6+6)=18 points


:eek:

If you stop multi-quote posting, we'll all stop multi-quote posting. It'll be anarchy!

Post counts will skyrocket! Post-inflation will set in! The Post will be devalued!

:eek:

it's those horns...

If you stop multi-quote posting, we'll all stop multi-quote posting. It'll be anarchy!

Post counts will skyrocket! Post-inflation will set in! The Post will be devalued!

Bwahaha! Yes!

(Oh, I just did it again...oh well.)

it's those horns...

Yes!

Aww.... I don't appear to be doing well... *sniffle*

Come on pity vote...

Aww.... I don't appear to be doing well... *sniffle*

Come on pity vote...

Aw! I'm sorry! :(

If it makes you feel any better, I'm losing too.

Aw! I'm sorry! :(

If it makes you feel any better, I'm losing too.

Haha, not nearly as badly as I am.

Haha, not nearly as badly as I am.

I think a huge surge of NSers is going to come trampling through here, and their votes will turn this entire contest upside-down. Any minute now. (Of course, I'd still be somewhere in the middle if that happened. :p )

page 70
this is what get for been human an needing sleep

page 70
this is what get for been human an needing sleep

This is only page 35 for me...I changed my settings a while ago.

page 70
this is what get for been human an needing sleep

REAL spammers don't sleep.


Of course, I really really wish my lack of a high postcount reflected the amount of sleep I get.

REAL spammers don't sleep.


Of course, I really really wish my lack of a high postcount reflected the amount of sleep I get.

Meeeeee too. :p

REAL spammers don't sleep.


Of course, I really really wish my lack of a high postcount reflected the amount of sleep I get.

Meeeeee too. :p

i ilke to point out my post count to show how little sleep i get

i ilke to point out my post count to show how little sleep i get

Hmph, that is not fair. I am up doing things in RL too...it's only 10 pm here though, what time is it for you?

If it makes you feel any better, I'm losing too.

Eh? Due partly to my foolishness in ranking TC's main competition so high, you're leading in overall points, no?

Hmph, that is not fair. I am up doing things in RL too...it's only 10 pm here though, what time is it for you?

10:14pm tuesday for those on the other side

I'm sexier than Free Soviets

Eh? Due partly to my foolishness in ranking TC's main competition so high, you're leading in overall points, no?

I guess! I'm not really sure how the points work, also the poll is not done. People tend to dogpile behind the winner once there is a clear winner. Have you noticed that?

And what do you mean about your foolishness? What did you intend to do?

10:14pm tuesday for those on the other side

The other side...are you on the other side?

I'm sexier than Free Soviets

:D

The other side...are you on the other side?

may be may be not :p
Australia is the other side to US

Huh...

I'm in 5th place? Must be a clerical error...

EDIT:

Hrmm...

Cluich is still going at the facial hair thing...

*sigh* I really need to slam my cell phone against a cinder block.

And by that I mean slam a cinder block into my cell phone.

And by that I mean beat the shit out of Verizon Wireless CEO.

Yea...

That sounds better...

I just wanted to share these fun crafty underwears and I figured, what better place to do it than in this thread?

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5033165&section_id=5036608

Neat, huh!

I'm sexier than Free Soviets

thems fightin' words. after i sweep this here contest, we'll just have to have a dueling sexy-off. you may choose the sexy weapons.

I just wanted to share these fun crafty underwears and I figured, what better place to do it than in this thread?

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5033165&section_id=5036608

Neat, huh!

needs real life (read: NSG) models ;)

Woot! Appreciate it.
It's the glasses and the insane smile that did it.

Ifreann, you know what? I AM too lazy to finish my judging, so hand over the rest of them to Peisandros or something.
And you were criticising me for failing at judging?! :p

needs real life (read: NSG) models ;)
QFT! :D

Yeah, why isn't this a multi-option poll? That would be more fun.
...or a multi-quote post? ;)

BAH! Beat me too it. Stupid time zones and human need for sleep.

Ridiculous! Multi-quote posts have another downside...it's impossible to reply to it except with another multi-quote post! And the cycle continues! Well, I won't stand for it. :p

Not really. See that post I quoted that Gravlen made? It was huge, but I cut out all the stuff I didn't need.

If you stop multi-quote posting, we'll all stop multi-quote posting. It'll be anarchy!

I won't.

may be may be not :p
Australia is the other side to US

Yes... but which side *strokes non-existent beard*

I guess! I'm not really sure how the points work, also the poll is not done. People tend to dogpile behind the winner once there is a clear winner. Have you noticed that?

And what do you mean about your foolishness? What did you intend to do?
I noticed that.
Who is winning?

I noticed that.
Who is winning?
Me.

Oy, peoples, first post.

Male Contestants:

1. Free Soviets-(15+11+18)=44 points
2. Pure Metal-(12+16+15)=43 points
3. Kanabia-(17+9+14)=40 points
4. The Metal Horde-(11+15+13)=39 points
German Nightmare-(4+18+17)=39 points
5. Pyschotika-(18+14+3)=35 points
6. Skibereen-(16+2+16)=34 points
7. Strathcarlie-(7+17+7)=31 points
8. Infinite Revolution-(14+8+8)=30 points
9. Pathetic Romantics-(9+12+6)=27 points
Kiryu-shi-(6+10+11)=27 points
Potarius-(13+4+10)=27 points
10. Delator-(10+7+5)=22 points
Cruxium-(5+5+12)=22 points
11. Johnny B Goode-(2+13+2)=17 points
12. Atsetaro-(3+3+9)=15 points
Lunatic Goofballs-(8+6+1)=15 points
13. New Stalinberg-(1+1+4)=6 points


Female Contestants

1. Ilie-(7+7+8)=22 points
2. Dakini-(5+8+7)=20 points
3. Luipaard-(6+6+6)=18 points
4. Terrorist Cakes-(8+4+4)=16 points
5. Eraeya-(4+5+1)=10 points
6. Aelosia-(2+2+5)=9 points
7. Akai Oni-(3+1+3)=7 points
8. Carisbrooke-(1+3+2)=6 points

Me.
Who'd ya have to suck off for that honour?:p

how about making an executive decision on them and judging them yourself? either on your own criteria or imagining what those two would have voted. like for Stalin you could imagine that all the long haired guys would be in the top 10 for a start.
The problem is I'm lazy too.
there's jello biafra too. is he going to finish his voting?
I can't actually recall if he started or not.
Was it "Tool on Stalin" weekend or something? And I missed it. Crap. :( ;)
There's always next month.
Ifreann - give me 5 minutes and I'll judge the guys as well.
Good boy.
<snip>
Thank'ee kind sir.
I wish I could vote for all of you.
You can and do. It changes nothing. :p
<snip>
Thank'ee kind sir.
Ifreann, you know what? I AM too lazy to finish my judging, so hand over the rest of them to Peisandros or something. He looks like he needs something to do. He deserves at least SOME credit for being the sexiest man last time who had a real picture (that's not made in Paint).
*TGs Peisandros*
:eek:
I know! Someone sold her soul to satan to get more points.
This is only page 35 for me...I changed my settings a while ago.
All the cool kids leave it on default.
Who'd ya have to suck off for that honour?:p

>.>
<.<

72 pages and only 120 odd votes :headbang:

Male Contestants:
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14+18+13)=71 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17+17+15)=71 points
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18+8+18)=70 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15+12+7)=62 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8+14+16)=60 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16+11+11)=56 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6+13+14)=54 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10+15+12)=54 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3+9+8)=52 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3+9+8)=52 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13+5+6)=50 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5+16+9)=47 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7+10+5)=46 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11+6+4)=37 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12+4+10)=36 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9+3+17)=35 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1+7+2)=24 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2+2+3)=22 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4+1+1)=8 points


Female Contestants
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6+7+7)=32 points
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2)=30 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7+4+3)=27 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4+2+6)=24 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1+8+5)=23 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5+5+8)=22 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3+3+4)=14 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2+1+1)=8 points

W00T!!!

Top Ten! :p

*crosses fingers*

Who'd ya have to suck off for that honour?:p
That very sexy judge, the Man of Steel. ;)

Good boy.

Thank'ee kind sir.
Patronise much? :p

All the cool kids leave it on default.
QFT.

That very sexy judge, the Man of Steel. ;)
Luantic Goofballs?:eek:

Luantic Goofballs?:eek:

No, just his cajones.

Luantic Goofballs?:eek:
His only claim to judge-ship was Ifreann being a numpty. :p

Not really. See that post I quoted that Gravlen made? It was huge, but I cut out all the stuff I didn't need.
:eek:

But... but... you cut out all the good parts :(

*Cries*
Male Contestants:
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14+18+13)=71 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17+17+15)=71 points
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18+8+18)=70 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15+12+7)=62 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8+14+16)=60 points


Female Contestants
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6+7+7)=32 points
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2)=30 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7+4+3)=27 points


*Snips list*

Woah, it's a tight race at the top!

His only claim to judge-ship was Ifreann being a numpty. :p
A numpty?

I'm meant to be insulted, yeah?
*Snips list*

Woah, it's a tight race at the top!

Exciting stuff. Ladamesandros and Wanderjar could totally rearrange the leader board.

*Snips list*

Woah, it's a tight race at the top!
The women's list is a bit misleading. If you take into account the points from the poll, Luipaard and Dakini aren't doing so great.

The women's list is a bit misleading. If you take into account the points from the poll, Luipaard and Dakini aren't doing so great.

But the poll will run for another three days. Things could change.

The women's list is a bit misleading. If you take into account the points from the poll, Luipaard and Dakini aren't doing so great.

As is, Luipaard would get four points from the poll. even if Ilie gets seven, Luip's only one point behind first. Tied for first if Eraeya gets second on the poll instead...

Aww.... I don't appear to be doing well... *sniffle*

Come on pity vote...Well, if *I* was in the jury, you'd be doing a whole lot better. *nods in a hopefully entirely uncreepy way* >.<

I just wanted to share these fun crafty underwears and I figured, what better place to do it than in this thread?

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5033165&section_id=5036608

Neat, huh!Etsy! My new favourite site! =)

Well, if *I* was in the jury, you'd be doing a whole lot better. *nods in a hopefully entirely uncreepy way* >.<

If I'm too lazy and if Wanderjar takes too long then I'm volunteering you to replace him. Give him another while though.

Yes... but which side *strokes non-existent beard*
say what

The women's list is a bit misleading. If you take into account the points from the poll, Luipaard and Dakini aren't doing so great.
So what you're saying is that it's actually even more exciting than it seems at a glance!?!?! :eek:

*Fans self*
Well, if *I* was in the jury, you'd be doing a whole lot better. *nods in a hopefully entirely uncreepy way* >.<
Uhu. Creepy...

:p



Etsy! My new favourite site! =)
Panties? Better than NSG? Now that's just crazy talk!!

Panties? Better than NSG? Now that's just crazy talk!!

NSG+Panties=win?

Well, if *I* was in the jury, you'd be doing a whole lot better. *nods in a hopefully entirely uncreepy way* >.<

Etsy! My new favourite site! =)

I know! I love Etsy...too much. :( I don't have the $ to get all this cool stuff...

So what you're saying is that it's actually even more exciting than it seems at a glance!?!?! :eek:

*Fans self*

Uhu. Creepy...

:p



Panties? Better than NSG? Now that's just crazy talk!!

It's not just panties, for crying out loud.

Hey guys, my boyfriend sent me this email:

"for god's sakes take down

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=PICT0059es.jpg

and

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=bedhead1.jpg

the idea is to look sexy =P"

He thinks those pictures look stupid. Do you think I should take them down?? I thought they looked good. :(

Hey guys, my boyfriend sent me this email:

"for god's sakes take down

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=PICT0059es.jpg

and

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=bedhead1.jpg

the idea is to look sexy =P"

He thinks those pictures look stupid. Do you think I should take them down?? I thought they looked good. :(

They do look good, he's just pissed that he's not the only one who gets to admire you.

Hey guys, my boyfriend sent me this email:

"for god's sakes take down

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=PICT0059es.jpg

and

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=bedhead1.jpg

the idea is to look sexy =P"

He thinks those pictures look stupid. Do you think I should take them down?? I thought they looked good. :(

Maybe the first one isn't too good for a contest like this. You have a somewhat murderous look on your face. If I was ever going to post a photo it would be like that. But that's not really what the competition is about. Cool picture though.

The second one is alright. But for some reason you look like a different person.

Maybe the first one isn't too good for a contest like this. You have a somewhat murderous look on your face.

Most of us will be focussing a few inches lower :p ;)

It's not just panties, for crying out loud.
Sure it is. Once panties are involved, nothing else matters. :)
Hey guys, my boyfriend sent me this email:

"for god's sakes take down

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=PICT0059es.jpg

and

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=bedhead1.jpg

the idea is to look sexy =P"

He thinks those pictures look stupid. Do you think I should take them down?? I thought they looked good. :(
No, you shouldn't take them down. Especially the bedhead one, that looks quite sexy indeed. :fluffle:

Sure it is. Once panties are involved, nothing else matters. :)

Quoted for mighty truth :p

I find it incredibly hilarious that I'm somehow in the top 8 of a sexiness contest on the basis of a picture that makes me look like a drunken leprechaun.

Nationstates: where I can live in my delusions! Huzzah! :D

I find it incredibly hilarious that I'm somehow in the top 8 of a sexiness contest on the basis of a picture that makes me look like a drunken leprechaun.

Nationstates: where I can live in my delusions! Huzzah! :D
Wait, why are you surprised? Do you doubt the inherent sexiness of drunken leprechauns? :confused:

Post counts will skyrocket! Post-inflation will set in! The Post will be devalued!

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria. :eek:

Wait, why are you surprised? Do you doubt the inherent sexiness of drunken leprechauns? :confused:
A foolish mistake to make. You underestimate us for a second and our drunken charm will have your women all over us.
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria. :eek:

Sounds like a regular day on NSG.

A foolish mistake to make. You underestimate us for a second and our drunken charm will have your women all over us.

You know, now that I ponder it, if you think about how popular those "Kiss me, I'm Irish" t-shirts are....

If I had a "Kiss me, I'm a drunken leprechaun" shirt, I'd be UNSTOPPABLE!!!

You know, now that I ponder it, if you think about how popular those "Kiss me, I'm Irish" t-shirts are....

If I had a "Kiss me, I'm a drunken leprechaun" shirt, I'd be UNSTOPPABLE!!!

You'd be some kind of sex machine. Like Shaft, but with less detective skills.

If I'm too lazy and if Wanderjar takes too long then I'm volunteering you to replace him. Give him another while though.God no! I want nothing to do with this. I didn't even vote in the poll. I'm way too soft for popularity threads.

I know! I love Etsy...too much. :( I don't have the $ to get all this cool stuff...I know! I only discovered it 2 weeks ago and there's a billion things I want in the "Bags and purses" section alone. >.<

Most of us will be focussing a few inches lower :p ;)Exactly what I thought. :p

God no! I want nothing to do with this. I didn't even vote in the poll. I'm way too soft for popularity threads.
Feck, now I might have to do more than update the OP and some light math.

Exactly what I thought. :p

You know us too well :p

Hey guys, my boyfriend sent me this email:

"for god's sakes take down

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=PICT0059es.jpg

and

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=bedhead1.jpg

the idea is to look sexy =P"

He thinks those pictures look stupid. Do you think I should take them down?? I thought they looked good. :(
They are both damn sexy. I say leave them.

You'd be some kind of sex machine. Like Shaft, but with less detective skills.

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!


Heh. How much more awesome would that movie be if Sammy L. was a drunken leprechaun? Beetlejuice (http://studentdoctor.com.msu.edu/TOMA/images/2008%20Toma%20images/Beetlejuice.jpg) on the Howard Stern show comes to mind....:D

I cbf reading the thread. How am I doing?

Hey guys, my boyfriend sent me this email:

"for god's sakes take down

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...PICT0059es.jpg

and

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...t=bedhead1.jpg

the idea is to look sexy =P"

He thinks those pictures look stupid. Do you think I should take them down?? I thought they looked good.

For some reason I think the first is very sexy.

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=PICT0059es.jpg

dam you got a 360 :(

the idea is to look sexy =P"

He thinks those pictures look stupid. Do you think I should take them down?? I thought they looked good. :(

just tell him you got to have some that are not sexy to show people who
may get up set by those sexy ones

I cbf reading the thread. How am I doing?
You're joint first. With German Nightmare. Read into that what you will.

God no! I want nothing to do with this. I didn't even vote in the poll. I'm way too soft for popularity threads.

too late you posted in it :p

I added some new pics in my entry to "fill out my portfolio"...is this allowed?

You're joint first. With German Nightmare. Read into that what you will.

The fuck?

I added some new pics in my entry to "fill out my portfolio"...is this allowed?Well, most of the judges have voted, but it would help if/when you get into the final poll.

(A couple of those pics would've bumped you up, by the way.)

The fuck?
The table's in the OP, take a look.

Actually, as I've done just that...Ifreann - how have you put Psychotika and Psychotika as equal 7th? Numpty (and yes, you should be insulted :p).

The table's in the OP, take a look.

How bizarre. Is that just the results of the judging or did it go to public vote? When does round 2 start?

They do look good, he's just pissed that he's not the only one who gets to admire you.

He's just picky.

Maybe the first one isn't too good for a contest like this. You have a somewhat murderous look on your face. If I was ever going to post a photo it would be like that. But that's not really what the competition is about. Cool picture though.

The second one is alright. But for some reason you look like a different person.

Yeah, I am not the greatest "model" because I have an idea of what my facial expression is but it really looks quite different. That murderous look is my default sexy look, sadly.

The second one is a couple years old, I was 22 I think when I took it, so maybe it shouldn't be up?

No, you shouldn't take them down. Especially the bedhead one, that looks quite sexy indeed. :fluffle:

I do seem to recall that one being your favorite. ;)

They are both damn sexy. I say leave them.

For some reason I think the first is very sexy.

dam you got a 360 :(

just tell him you got to have some that are not sexy to show people who
may get up set by those sexy ones

Haha, okay, I'll just leave them up and people can choose to look at whatever picture they like best. :p

How bizarre. Is that just the results of the judging or did it go to public vote? When does round 2 start?
Judging, and I don't know.

Judging, and I don't know.

Oh, I see. Public vote would probably have skewed things a bit differently.

But bleh.

I have to find a talent. :(

I added some new pics in my entry to "fill out my portfolio"...is this allowed?

I asked them and they said it was okay.

God no! I want nothing to do with this. I didn't even vote in the poll. I'm way too soft for popularity threads.

I know! I only discovered it 2 weeks ago and there's a billion things I want in the "Bags and purses" section alone. >.<

Exactly what I thought. :p

I am trying not to go broke getting some of the gorgeous jewelry on there. Plus I want a lamp made out of vintage slides...argh!

Haha, okay, I'll just leave them up and people can choose to look at whatever picture they like best. :p

:fluffle: good

For some reason I think the first is very sexy.Me, too.

too late you posted in it :pYes, but I've taken care not to rank anybody.

I added some new pics in my entry to "fill out my portfolio"...is this allowed?Those are much better than the green one. *nods*

How bizarre.Oh shuddup. :fluffle:

I am trying not to go broke getting some of the gorgeous jewelry on there. Plus I want a lamp made out of vintage slides...argh!I already bought a ring and a pendant and an absolutely to-die-for little clutch and a couple of vintage letters and pictures for a wedding gift I'm doing and two T-Shirts. But the T-Shirts are gifts so they don't count. <.<

Alright. You asked for it.:fluffle: :fluffle:

GAH! Someone, quick! Pour peroxide all over me! I need an antiseptic!

I saw the emoticon, very cute. ;) And I would have to be crazy to post nude pictures anywhere. I don't understand people who do that either, unless that's their sole profession. :P

No, you'd just have to be a hardcore attention whore, and there are plenty of websites that will oblige those needs. I had a friend who posted on one. I haven't spoken to her since. It's pathetic to the point of revulsion.

Aww.... I don't appear to be doing well... *sniffle*

Come on pity vote...

Dude...I so want permission to tool on your pic... :p

Cluich is still going at the facial hair thing...


How could I not? ;)

The women's list is a bit misleading. If you take into account the points from the poll, Luipaard and Dakini aren't doing so great.

Luipaard should be doing a lot better, but I think that third pic she posted -- you know, the one where she's got her arm around the inbred guy? -- is hurting her.

The one who should be doing A LOT better is Aelosia. It seems you people are sorely lacking in good taste.

You'd be some kind of sex machine. Like Shaft, but with less detective skills.

And, well, you know...more pale... ;)

Heh. How much more awesome would that movie be if Sammy L. was a drunken leprechaun? Beetlejuice (http://studentdoctor.com.msu.edu/TOMA/images/2008%20Toma%20images/Beetlejuice.jpg) on the Howard Stern show comes to mind....:D

Richard Roundtree did the role loooooong before Samuel L. Jackson. Damn kids... :p

He's just picky.

Or maybe he just doesn't like his gf posting scantily-clad pictures of herself on teh intarwebs...

And y'know, if that's the case, I don't blame him a bit.

Yes, but I've taken care not to rank anybody.

ok

Dude...I so want permission to tool on your pic... :p

Go ahead! :D

Go ahead! :D

I appreciate the offer, mate. You've got some thick skin for granting me permission, but I'm done tooling on people -- at least on NSG (as if I could ever stop completely! ;) ), even with permission. Seems some people's skin isn't quite as thick.

Go ahead! :D

Bwahaha! Should be entertaining.

I appreciate the offer, mate. You've got some thick skin for granting me permission, but I'm done tooling on people -- at least on NSG (as if I could ever stop completely! ;) ), even with permission. Seems some people's skin isn't quite as thick.

:(

How bout you TG it to me, and if I find it non-offensive, I post it?

*is very curious, bored and willing to laugh at myself*

I already bought a ring and a pendant and an absolutely to-die-for little clutch and a couple of vintage letters and pictures for a wedding gift I'm doing and two T-Shirts. But the T-Shirts are gifts so they don't count. <.<

Yeah, I got some necklaces as gifts too. They don't count either. Oh, and I got some gorgeous pictures from Alicia Bock on Etsy! For me though. They count.

I appreciate the offer, mate. You've got some thick skin for granting me permission, but I'm done tooling on people -- at least on NSG (as if I could ever stop completely! ;) ), even with permission. Seems some people's skin isn't quite as thick.

I'm sorrrry! It was in another thread so I thought you weren't joking. You are still allowed to tool on me, I promise! :p

Or maybe he just doesn't like his gf posting scantily-clad pictures of herself on teh intarwebs...

And y'know, if that's the case, I don't blame him a bit.

If you actually looked at the two pictures he said he didn't like, you'd know that they are tamer than the other ones. He just doesn't think they're good pictures of me.

I appreciate the offer, mate. You've got some thick skin for granting me permission, but I'm done tooling on people -- at least on NSG (as if I could ever stop completely! ;) ), even with permission. Seems some people's skin isn't quite as thick.

Oh, that's no fair.

I came here for abuse (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk&mode=related&search=).:D

GAH! Someone, quick! Pour peroxide all over me! I need an antiseptic!
With pleasure.

*pours*

Oops...seems it wasn't diluted...:eek: :p

With pleasure.

*pours*

Oops...seems it wasn't diluted...:eek: :p

:D

We should have a "sexiest car" thread, that way I could win 1st place without a doubt. :D

We should have a "sexiest car" thread, that way I could win 1st place without a doubt. :D

Well, unless you have to pay money to start new threads (in which case I am probably in trouble)...you can do that! That is the beauty of forums. :cool:

Damn I'm falling!

To Cluich
From Goatee

Dear Cluich,

I am actually quite more full now.

--

Yea that picture of mine sucks horribly.

Oh, I see. Public vote would probably have skewed things a bit differently.

But bleh.

I have to find a talent. :(

Probably would have made the outcome a little more realistic.

*cries*

I added some new pics in my entry to "fill out my portfolio"...is this allowed?
Go ahead.
The table's in the OP, take a look.

Actually, as I've done just that...Ifreann - how have you put Psychotika and Psychotika as equal 7th? Numpty (and yes, you should be insulted :p).

This shit is harder than it looks. All those unparsed url tages make stuff hard to read. :(

This shit is harder than it looks. All those unparsed url tages make stuff hard to read. :(
Awww, you have my sympathy.

Awww, you have my sympathy.

Yay.

In other news Ladamesandros should be finished her/his judging soon, and I'll do Wanderjar's around 3 or 4 (GMT+1) if he doesn't show up.

Contestants may consider this advanced warning and begin preparing their talents. What their talent is will be entirely up to the contestant, provided it's something they can show the judges in some way. For example, claiming to be able to fly will be met with cries of video or GTFO.

I have to find a talent. :(
You play bass...

You play bass...
No, he doesn't. He plays guitar. :confused:

Yeah, I am not the greatest "model" because I have an idea of what my facial expression is but it really looks quite different. That murderous look is my default sexy look, sadly.

I see. Just ignore that, as long as you don't know that everyone isn't seeing what you're intending you'll be able to live in blissful ignorance. Also, I had a murderous look on my face doing my giant group formal photo... that one was intentional though :D

1. Free Soviets .
2. Infinite Revolution .
3. Strathcarlie
4. Kanabia .
5. Potarious.
6. Kiryu-shi
7. Pure Metal .
8. German Nightmare .
9. Pathetic Romantics.
10. The Metal Horde.

Righteo. That was Ladame's top 10. Now I have the marvelous job of judging the other 8.!

11. Cruxium
12. Delator
13. Skibereen
14. Atestero
15. Pyschotika
16. Johnny B Goode
17. Lunatic goofballs
18. New Stalinburg

Yea. I love rating men. :fluffle:

Male Contestants:
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18+8+18+18)=88 points
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14+18+13+15)=86 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17+17+15+11)=82 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8+14+16+17)=77 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15+12+7+12)=74 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10+15+12+14)=68 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6+13+14+10)=64 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16+11+11+6)=62 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7+10+5+16)=62 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13+5+6+9)=59 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3+9+8+4)=56 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5+16+9+7)=54 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11+6+4+13)=50 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12+4+10+8)=44 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9+3+17+5)=40 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1+7+2+2)=26 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2+2+3+3)=25 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4+1+1+1)=9 points


Female Contestants
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6+7+7+6)=38 points
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2+8)=38 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7+4+3+4)=31 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4+2+6+7)=31 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5+5+8+5+3)=30 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1+8+5)=23 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3+3+4+2)=16 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2+1+1+1)=9 points

Oh, all right.

Here are my votes again, with the rest filled in:

Well, it wasn't easy, but fortunately there are two more rounds so I can revise if need be.

The Men:
*snip*

The Women:
Aelosia
Luippard
Terrorist Cakes
Eraeya
Akai Oni
Dakini
Ilie
Carisbrooke

Wow, thanks!

Argh! I've fallen out of the top ten!!

*bribes judges with cookies*

Yea. I love rating men. :fluffle:<Singing> He's rating men! Hallejuah he's rating men!

Wow, thanks!You're quite welcome.

http://www.mcpasd.k12.wi.us/KMS/Web_Clip_Art/images/VOTE_1.jpg

AELOSIA NSG '07

The Contestant Who Doesn't Derive Most Of Their Support Base From Lurkers

In seriousness, more votes! :p

:eek: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/images/smilies/custom/doubt.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/screwloose.gif

Uh, honey, I appreciate the thought, but were you drunk when you wrote this? And when I say drunk I mean delirious from alcohol poisoning? *carefully pats Aelosia*

No, I was working. Drinking and Working, bad mix.

And well, next time I'll make comments about your similarities with a Sea Hag.

Now really, I like you, in the good sense of the phrase. I think you are pretty in an objetive way, and also a bit smart. I wanted to be...complimentary, that's all. I tend to be like that, I even wrote a post about my competition just to lick their boot...To highlight their obvious advantages.

Quite ridiculous! You voted for yourself, as you very well should have. If I were a judge and not in this contest, I would vote for you!

Well, sadly, my decision would had to be harder. I would had to choose between you, Luipaard and Eraeya, all of you quite pretty according to my biased book of aesthetics.

Let's all pat her! Dogpile!

I apprecciate the intent, but I have a pointy stick, now.

Hey guys, my boyfriend sent me this email:

"for god's sakes take down

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=PICT0059es.jpg

and

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/?action=view&current=bedhead1.jpg

the idea is to look sexy =P"

He thinks those pictures look stupid. Do you think I should take them down?? I thought they looked good. :(

The first one is actually well taken. I like those pictures with a descending angle (Can't find the technical words in english, in spanish it is "picado")

The second one looks like "The Lady in the Water". Did Shyamalan take that one? :P



Luipaard should be doing a lot better, but I think that third pic she posted -- you know, the one where she's got her arm around the inbred guy? -- is hurting her.

The one who should be doing A LOT better is Aelosia. It seems you people are sorely lacking in good taste.

Luipaard should be doing a LOT better. She's the cute devil kind ;) But well, that guy next to her would look cute with some makeup or makeover, whichever comes first.

And I am doing pretty good, giving the awesome competition presented. I'm pretty happy with the votes I've got, giving the faeries that are ahead of me.

Male Contestants:
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18+8+18+18)=88 points
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14+18+13+15)=86 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17+17+15+11)=82 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8+14+16+17)=77 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15+12+7+12)=74 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10+15+12+14)=68 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6+13+14+10)=64 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16+11+11+6)=62 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7+10+5+16)=62 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13+5+6+9)=59 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3+9+8+4)=56 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5+16+9+7)=54 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11+6+4+13)=50 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12+4+10+8)=44 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9+3+17+5)=40 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1+7+2+2)=26 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2+2+3+3)=25 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4+1+1+1)=9 points


Female Contestants
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6+7+7+6)=38 points
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2+8)=38 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7+4+3+4)=31 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4+2+6+7)=31 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5+5+8+5+3)=30 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1+8+5)=23 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3+3+4+2)=16 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2+1+1+1)=9 points


Third over Eraeya? That's not fair. She's a lot cuter. And I am now older than in that picture. You are all overrating me.

http://www.mcpasd.k12.wi.us/KMS/Web_Clip_Art/images/VOTE_1.jpg

AELOSIA NSG '07

The Contestant Who Doesn't Derive Most Of Their Support Base From Lurkers


I do? The votes of the others are from lurkers? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Nice logo, you have earned the post of "Chief Campaign coordinator" ;)

Oh, and there are a lot of guys, so I will post the ones I find more attractive, in order. A countdown of the best five.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

Lunatic Goofballs, because laughing is just a so great turn on, no matter the looks, no matter the pic.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

Cluitchtan, for being such a coward and not entering the contest, and because laughing is also just a so great turn on, no matter the looks.

NUMBER FIVE: Pathetic Romantics, because he's just that nice. The St. Patrick picture is very nice. You look pretty happy (drunk?) in that one.

NUMBER FOUR: Pure Metal, because he's smart, and he has that bohemian, rebel-scholar look, but with a mature flavor.

NUMBER THREE: Strathcarlie, because I liked a lot the picture on the cliff, and because he fits the merry and contemplative look I prefer. He also looks like an ex boyfriend from when I was younger (Oh, those wild, wild days).

NUMBER TWO: Kanabia. The last two were a difficult decision. Kanabia has the long hair and the skinny sub type that fit with my forever inmature tastes, and also the picture with the guitar stirred some memories.

NUMBER ONE: Potarius. A good looking Texan, with a rather detached look. fine features, skinny subtype, my kind of man, even although he's american ;)

(Yeah, I'm into long hair for my lads, and bald heads scare me, so what?)

NUMBER TWO: Kanabia. The last two were a difficult decision. Kanabia has the long hair and the skinny sub type that fit with my forever inmature tastes, and also the picture with the guitar stirred some memories.


Thanks :)

Note to self: Carry guitar everywhere. >.>

Thanks :)

Note to self: Carry guitar everywhere. >.>
Girls dig guitarists. Not got a clue why, but it's definitely true.

No, I was working. Drinking and Working, bad mix.

And well, next time I'll make comments about your similarities with a Sea Hag.

Now really, I like you, in the good sense of the phrase. I think you are pretty in an objetive way, and also a bit smart. I wanted to be...complimentary, that's all. I tend to be like that, I even wrote a post about my competition just to lick their boot...To highlight their obvious advantages.
But only the most breathtakingly beautiful sea hag, if you please!

Nah, it was very sweet. :fluffle: Just so over the top I felt I had to point out the obvious lest someone believed I was silently agreeing.

the long hair and the skinny sub type that fit with my forever inmature tastesHeh, nicely put. You really are me, aren't you?

But only the most breathtakingly beautiful sea hag, if you please!

Nah, it was very sweet. :fluffle: Just so over the top I felt I had to point out the obvious lest someone believed I was silently agreeing.

Heh, nicely put. You really are me, aren't you?

My puppet sense is tingling.

Girls dig guitarists. Not got a clue why, but it's definitely true.

We're good with our fingers.

Totally hasn't worked for me yet, though.

Oh, that's no fair.

I came here for abuse (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk&mode=related&search=).:D

No, you came here for an argument...

To Cluich
From Goatee

Dear Cluich,

I am actually quite more full now.



Dear Goatee,

Full of what? Crumbs from last night's dinner?

Sincerely,
Cluich

We're good with our fingers.

Perhaps, but we saxophonists have to be good with our fingers and tongues. ;)

Perhaps, but saxophonists have to be good with their fingers and tongues. ;)
Touché. Since I don't have a sax, i'll have to be innovative and practice gliding my tongue across it, strumming it slowly up and down, and gently using my teeth to produce the right sounds.

Perhaps, but we saxophonists have to be good with our fingers and tongues. ;)

Unfortunately people associate sax players with Bill Clinton and Lisa Simpson.

And me, Ifreann.

My puppet sense is tingling.
Touché. Since I don't have a sax, i'll have to be innovative and practice gliding my tongue across it, strumming it slowly up and down, and gently using my teeth to produce the right sounds.
Somebody said something about tingling?

*fans self & puppet*

And me, Ifreann.

People associate you with being a vagina.

People associate you with being a vagina.
A sax-playing vagina.

A sax-playing vagina.

That's an odd mental image indeed.

No, you came here for an argument...
:D

Perhaps, but we saxophonists have to be good with our fingers and tongues. ;)
Never seen David Bowie play guitar? ;)

Somebody said something about tingling?

*fans self & puppet*

;)

That's an odd mental image indeed.
You enjoyed it.

Since I'm desperate to place exactly 10th among males (mainly so I can put "NS's 10th Sexiest Male" in my sig :p ), I thought I'd throw a few more pics on here.

I'm pretty sure most of the voting is done, but what the hell... :)

These were taken about two weeks ago. It was a friend's 21st birthday party, so I'm pretty drunk in all three pics.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Hiya.jpg
- I don't recall this being taken...I look surprised.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Me.jpg
- I'm pretty drunk in this one, I think. :p

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Headbangin.jpg
- That's me in the middle, demonstrating my mad headbanging skills.


...so yeah. Vote for me. :cool:

You enjoyed it.

>.>
<.<
Yes

>.>
<.<
Yes
:cool:

Also, I found a decent pic of me but, since this thing closed a while back, you'll never see...

¬_¬

:cool:

Also, I found a decent pic of me but, since this thing closed a while back, you'll never see...

¬_¬

Meh, the internet has plenty of othr vaginas we can look at.

Meh, the internet has plenty of othr vaginas we can look at.
But none quite like me.

But none quite like me.

True, you're the only one playing a saxophone.

True, you're the only one playing a saxophone.
There is another one, but I think he's actually just a performing bearded clam.

I do? The votes of the others are from lurkers? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Nice logo, you have earned the post of "Chief Campaign coordinator" ;)
o_0

Yes. I most certainly did not get that through Google image search...

I'd say it's a good thing. If the votes are from regular NSGers, we can tell that they have credibility, as spending much time on the internet gives everyone a better understanding of women.

... oops. Perhaps not.

However, at least we know they aren't puppets. :p

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e267/Flaw3dLegacy/Aelosia.gif

Lunatic Goofballs
Kanabia
Pure Metal
Infinite Revolution
German Nightmare
Potarius
Strathcarlie
Free Soviets
Pathetic Romantics
Psychotika
The Metal Horde
Cruxium
Atsetaro
Skibereen
Kiryu-shi
Delator
Johnny B Goode
New Stalinberg

Terrorist Cakes
Aelosia
Dakini
Ilie
Luipaard
Akai-Oni
Eraeya
Carisbrooke
>.>

Thanks :)

Note to self: Carry guitar everywhere. >.>

Please do. Given the fact that almost no man can carry their piano around...Being a decent composer and actually knowing about music is even more exciting. I would had dig Rostropovich even at 80 years old.

Girls dig guitarists. Not got a clue why, but it's definitely true.

I dig musicians in general. Generally the ones that know about music. I don't dig many punk musicians exactly for that. The orchestra type are exactly the ones I dig the most. Did you know I am groupie of Joshua Bell? And of Gustavo Dudamel?

But only the most breathtakingly beautiful sea hag, if you please!

Nah, it was very sweet. :fluffle: Just so over the top I felt I had to point out the obvious lest someone believed I was silently agreeing.

Heh, nicely put. You really are me, aren't you?

I'll find a lovely sea hag image, sadly the mermaid place goes to Ilie with her "Lady in the water" picture.

I don't call you "sister" out of no where, you know? ;)

Perhaps, but we saxophonists have to be good with our fingers and tongues. ;)

Yes, saxophonists are, at least as good as clarinetists, something related to the position of the mouth when they play, and the "reed sucking"...I am blushing now...

But hey, I am a decent cello player, I have pretty strong legs ;) and agile fingers too.

o_0

Yes. I most certainly did not get that through Google image search...

I'd say it's a good thing. If the votes are from regular NSGers, we can tell that they have credibility, as spending much time on the internet gives everyone a better understanding of women.

... oops. Perhaps not.

However, at least we know they aren't puppets. :p

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e267/Flaw3dLegacy/Aelosia.gif

Oooh, that's lovely. I am not even an old visitor to this forum...I don't know that many people. I love the logo. Again. And I am blushing again, by both Hamilay's posts and the Wanderjar's judgment, that places me...Dios mío, la verdad no me lo hubiera imaginado, tanto la decisión en sí, como que me emocione por tamaña tontería. Pero gracias, me han subido la autoestima hoy ;)

Male Contestants:
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14+18+13+15+17)=103 points
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18+8+18+18+11)=99 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17+17+15+11+14)=96 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8+14+16+17+15)=92 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15+12+7+12+16)=90 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10+15+12+14+13)=81 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6+13+14+10+17)=74 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7+10+5+16+12)=74 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16+11+11+6+5)=67 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13+5+6+9+8)=67 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3+9+8+4+9)=65 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5+16+9+7+3)=57 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11+6+4+13+4)=54 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12+4+10+8+7)=51 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9+3+17+5+6)=46 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1+7+2+2+18)=44 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2+2+3+3+2)=27 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4+1+1+1+1)=10 points


Female Contestants

Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2+8+5)=43 points
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6+7+7+6+4)=42 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4+2+6+7+8)=39 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7+4+3+4+6)=37 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5+5+8+5+3+7)=37 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1+8+5+2)=25 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3+3+4+2+3)=19 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2+1+1+1+1)=10 points



Round 1 is over. Round 2 is made of beginning!
Contestants may begin showing off their talents. When all contestants have done so, judges may begin judging as per round 1.

So how's this whole election dealie going to continue from here?

Who are officially classified, and how are they supposed to show their talents?

Female Contestants

Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2+8+5)=43 points
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6+7+7+6+4)=42 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4+2+6+7+8)=39 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7+4+3+4+6)=37 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5+5+8+5+3+7)=37 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1+8+5+2)=25 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3+3+4+2+3)=19 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2+1+1+1+1)=10 points

I think you've got this wrong...you've given Aelosia 8 scores and Eraeya only 6...

So how's this whole election dealie going to continue from here?

Who are officially classified, and how are they supposed to show their talents?

What your talent is is up to the contestants. You can claim anything is your talent. Posting it would depend on the talent I guess, but pictures, video or recordings would work.


Or if you want to take talents as a euphemism for breasts then far be it from me to stop you :p

I think you've got this wrong...you've given Aelosia 8 scores and Eraeya only 6...

*counts*


This is true.

To the OP!

*counts*


This is true.

To the OP!

Male Contestants:
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14+18+13+15+17)=103 points
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18+8+18+18+11)=99 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17+17+15+11+14)=96 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8+14+16+17+15)=92 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15+12+7+12+16)=90 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10+15+12+14+13)=81 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6+13+14+10+17)=74 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7+10+5+16+12)=74 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16+11+11+6+5)=67 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13+5+6+9+8)=67 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3+9+8+4+9)=65 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5+16+9+7+3)=57 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11+6+4+13+4)=54 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12+4+10+8+7)=51 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9+3+17+5+6)=46 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1+7+2+2+18)=44 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2+2+3+3+2)=27 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4+1+1+1+1)=10 points


Female Contestants

Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2+8+5)=43 points
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6+7+7+6+4)=42 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4+2+6+7+8)=39 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7+4+3+4+6)=37 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5+5+8+5+3+7)=37 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1+8+5+2+2+5)=32 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3+3+4+2+3)=19 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2+1+1+1+1)=10 points


Fixed.

Female Contestants

Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8+6+2+8+5)=43 points
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6+7+7+6+4)=42 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4+2+6+7+8)=39 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7+4+3+4+6)=37 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5+5+8+5+3+7)=37 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1+8+5+2+2+5)=32 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3+3+4+2+3)=19 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2+1+1+1+1)=10 points


Fixed.
You call that fixed? Remind me never to hire you as a mechanic, plumber, electrician, etc, etc.

Now you've given Aelosia and Eraeya 8 scores (despite there being only seven judges), and everyone else 7.

You call that fixed? Remind me never to hire you as a mechanic, plumber, electrician, etc, etc.

Now you've given Aelosia and Eraeya 8 scores (despite there being only seven judges), and everyone else 7.

Bugger.

Ugh, this is going to take considerable re-jigging of the op.

Would someone be kind enough to count up the scores for the female contestants, to make sure I don't bugger it up again?

I'll be right back with the links, then I'll attempt to recount them myself.

Bugger.

Ugh, this is going to take considerable re-jigging of the op.

*gives Iffrean a friendly but warnful slap on the tush*

Get up there and start jigging!

What your talent is is up to the contestants. You can claim anything is your talent. Posting it would depend on the talent I guess, but pictures, video or recordings would work.


Or if you want to take talents as a euphemism for breasts then far be it from me to stop you :p

Well, I play the cello, and I will put a picture, although I have to take it when I arrive home (I'm at the office right now), and post a recording, (although I will have to record it at home, same thing). I compose and sometimes store midi archives of what I do, I could add some. I practiced Kyudo and Iaido for a while, but I don't have any digital pictures of those times. Maybe I can scan an old one.

But my true line of work is journalism, that is what makes me earn a decent living...Should I post here some of my writings? I have a pair of columns always available, although I would be forced to translate them.

Does this mean we can bring several talents into account? I'm not extremely good at anything but slightly good at several things.

Bugger.

Ugh, this is going to take considerable re-jigging of the op.
Jeez, I'll do it for you:


Ilie - 43
Luipaard - 42
Terrorist Cakes - 39
Dakini - 37
Aelosia - 34
Eraeya - 27
Akai Oni - 20
Carisbrooke - 10

Jeez, I'll do it for you:


Ilie - 43
Luipaard - 42
Terrorist Cakes - 39
Dakini - 37
Aelosia - 34
Eraeya - 27
Akai Oni - 20
Carisbrooke - 10



0_O Hey that didn't turn out too great for me.

Does this mean we can bring several talents into account? I'm not extremely good at anything but slightly good at several things.
I imagine the ability to do several things competently and simultaneously would be looked upon favourably by any sensible judge.

Jeez, I'll do it for you:


Ilie - 43
Luipaard - 42
Terrorist Cakes - 39
Dakini - 37
Aelosia - 34
Eraeya - 27
Akai Oni - 20
Carisbrooke - 10


I love you.

I love you.
Only one way to answer that...

:fluffle: :fluffle:

*gives Iffrean a friendly but warnful slap on the tush*
Makes me wish I'd done something wrong...;)

I imagine the ability to do several things competently and simultaneously would be looked upon favourably by any sensible judge.

Ohh...

Well it's not like I can play bass and cook simultaneously. Unless playing bass while there's a pie in the oven counts as well....

0_O Hey that didn't turn out too great for me.
No...but would you really want to win a sexiest NSer competition through a judge cheating?

No...but would you really want to win a sexiest NSer competition through a judge cheating?

No, I wouldn't, that's true. 5th wasn't too great to start with anyway :p

Ohh...

Well it's not like I can play bass and cook simultaneously. Unless playing bass while there's a pie in the oven counts as well....
Can you play bass and sing?

I mean, Melissa Auf der Maur is hot.

Due to massive stupidity and an inability to count on my part, the scores for the female contestants were re-counted by IV Stalin. Please give him a cookie.

We wub Stalin :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Can you play bass and sing?

I mean, Melissa Auf der Maur is hot.

I can play bass and I can sing, but if I do those together my rythm sort of gets out of wack.

And yes!! She is hot, I love her.

Didn't turn out great for me either, but it is fair, and that is what it counts...

I'll use my ace on my sleeve later, regarding that "two things at the same time thing"

Well, I play the cello, and I will put a picture, although I have to take it when I arrive home (I'm at the office right now), and post a recording, (although I will have to record it at home, same thing). I compose and sometimes store midi archives of what I do, I could add some. I practiced Kyudo and Iaido for a while, but I don't have any digital pictures of those times. Maybe I can scan an old one.

But my true line of work is journalism, that is what makes me earn a decent living...Should I post here some of my writings? I have a pair of columns always available, although I would be forced to translate them.
I'd go for whichever you tihnk you're best at :)
Didn't turn out great for me either, but it is fair, and that is what it counts...

I'll use my ace on my sleeve later, regarding that "two things at the same time thing"

Oooooh, interesting.

And yes!! She is hot, I love her.
You really are cool. :)

You really are cool. :)

You're not too shabby yourself either!

No, you came here for an argument...

Don't give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!
Shut your festering gob you tit!!!!

Don't give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!
Shut your festering gob you tit!!!!

My god, I hope you're kidding.

I'd say it's a good thing. If the votes are from regular NSGers, we can tell that they have credibility, as spending much time on the internet gives everyone a better understanding of women.

On the other hand, Lurkers might have few previous assoications with the girls, and thus would be less biased.

My god, I hope you're kidding.

Spoiler:
It's the argument clinic sketch;) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk)

My god, I hope you're kidding.

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert (http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm)!!!

Didn't turn out great for me either, but it is fair, and that is what it counts...

I'll use my ace on my sleeve later, regarding that "two things at the same time thing"

...Ace up your sleeve, surely?

Spoiler:
It's the argument clinic sketch;) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk)

You beat me to it, but I included a link :p

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert (http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm)!!!

What? I came here for an argument.

LOL

*feels ashamed of not knowing an obvious classic*

*blushes her way out of the crowd*

What? I came here for an argument.
No you didn't.

...Ace up your sleeve, surely?

Yep, sorry and thanks for the correction. In my defense, I have to argue that I am not a native english speaker, and have some problems with...Idioms like that one.

But corrections like yours help me to improve my english skills everyday, so I really apprecciate it.

What? I came here for an argument.

Yes, and we could go on and on, "Oh, you want forum 12A, just along the internet," or some such, but it would be a pity to get this fine thread moved to spam, now, wouldn't it :fluffle:

No you didn't.

Yes she did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM

Yep, sorry and thanks for the correction. In my defense, I have to argue that I am not a native english speaker, and have some problems with...Idioms like that one.

But corrections like yours help me to improve my english skills everyday, so I really apprecciate it.

I have a fondness for the sidewise idiom, myself, intentional or no. For instance, "Via con queso," in Spanish :p

I have a fondness for the sidewise idiom, myself, intentional or no. For instance, "Via con queso," in Spanish :p

Hmm, I was always more of a 'Vaya con Huevos' person myself.

You beat me to it, but I included a link :p

I included a link. You just didn't find it.;)

Wow. I actually won this round. When is my talent thingy expected by?

Yep, sorry and thanks for the correction. In my defense, I have to argue that I am not a native english speaker, and have some problems with...Idioms like that one.

But corrections like yours help me to improve my english skills everyday, so I really apprecciate it.

Yay! Yo tan feliz como un lombriz!

Now you can correct my idioms. :p

Way with cheese?

Go with eggs?

Tan feliz como una lombriz is a nice one.

Let me give you a weird one...

"Stab it that it is going down"

I just woke up ....



So, what page is WYTYG determining that she's NOT on the poll?
There's about 60 pages or so for me to catch up on ... :rolleyes:

I never lie. I just manipulate truth in the smartest of ways.
Sigworthy. :)

No you didn't.

Yes, I did.

Yes, I did.
I'm sorry, I can't argue unless you've paid.

I added some new pics in my entry to "fill out my portfolio"...is this allowed?
It's not only allowed, it's encouraged!

...yes, even after the first round of the contest is over.
Yeah, I am not the greatest "model" because I have an idea of what my facial expression is but it really looks quite different. That murderous look is my default sexy look, sadly.
Still not bad!

I do seem to recall that one being your favorite. ;-)
You recall correctly, though I must admit that I'm unsure whether or not the new "Oopsie I'm sitting besides the chair, not on it!" pic has passed it. I'm afraid it just might have ;)
I already bought a ring and a pendant and an absolutely to-die-for little clutch and...
Damn monday feeling! I've been misreading all day. This time, I totally read that as "Cluich"! >.<

I shall retire to my bedchamber early today, methinks.
Luipaard should be doing a lot better, but I think that third pic she posted -- you know, the one where she's got her arm around the inbred guy? -- is hurting her.
Cruel, but funny :D

The one who should be doing A LOT better is Aelosia. It seems you people are sorely lacking in good taste.
Well, it's a difficult choice... I like that :)

We should have a "sexiest car" thread, that way I could win 1st place without a doubt. :-D
That depends on what... accessories... the car will be pictured with.

Just imagine any car draped with any of the contestants ;)
Contestants may consider this advanced warning and begin preparing their talents. What their talent is will be entirely up to the contestant, provided it's something they can show the judges in some way. For example, claiming to be able to fly will be met with cries of video or GTFO.
How will the judges judge the talents? I mean, do we give another round of points?

Oh, and I think the OP should show the results of each part of the contest - just to see how everything goes at every step...
Male Contestants:
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18+8+18+18)=88 points
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14+18+13+15)=86 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17+17+15+11)=82 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8+14+16+17)=77 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15+12+7+12)=74 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10+15+12+14)=68 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6+13+14+10)=64 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16+11+11+6)=62 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7+10+5+16)=62 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13+5+6+9)=59 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3+9+8+4)=56 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5+16+9+7)=54 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11+6+4+13)=50 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12+4+10+8)=44 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9+3+17+5)=40 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1+7+2+2)=26 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2+2+3+3)=25 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4+1+1+1)=9 points


Woot! It's still a close race between the sexy hunks!
Argh! I've fallen out of the top ten!!

*bribes judges with cookies*
Yay! Cookies!
*Eats cookies*

Mmmm... Cookies :fluffle:
http://www.mcpasd.k12.wi.us/KMS/Web_Clip_Art/images/VOTE_1.jpg

AELOSIA NSG '07

The Contestant Who Doesn't Derive Most Of Their Support Base From Lurkers

In seriousness, more votes! :P
Cool!
Perhaps, but we saxophonists have to be good with our fingers and tongues. ;-)
*Swoons*
Please do. Given the fact that almost no man can carry their piano around...Being a decent composer and actually knowing about music is even more exciting. I would had dig Rostropovich even at 80 years old.

I dig musicians in general. Generally the ones that know about music. I don't dig many punk musicians exactly for that. The orchestra type are exactly the ones I dig the most. Did you know I am groupie of Joshua Bell? And of Gustavo Dudamel?
*Wins the music geek votes*


I'll find a lovely sea hag image, sadly the mermaid place goes to Ilie with her "Lady in the water" picture.
Pfft. There's nothing stopping any and all of you from getting wet, is there? ;)


But hey, I am a decent cello player, I have pretty strong legs ;-) and agile fingers too.
:eek:

And I guess that you stroke it well too? :p

Oooh, that's lovely. I am not even an old visitor to this forum...I don't know that many people. I love the logo. Again. And I am blushing again, by both Hamilay's posts and the Wanderjar's judgment, that places me...Dios mío, la verdad no me lo hubiera imaginado, tanto la decisión en sí, como que me emocione por tamaña tontería. Pero gracias, me han subido la autoestima hoy ;-)
Que? He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!

Well, I play the cello, and I will put a picture, although I have to take it when I arrive home (I'm at the office right now), and post a recording, (although I will have to record it at home, same thing).
*Bump*

Hear that? That was you going to the top of my list for this part of the contest. As a cellist who doesn't play anymore but still loves the music, you just won me over :)
Jeez, I'll do it for you:


Ilie - 43
Luipaard - 42
Terrorist Cakes - 39
Dakini - 37
Aelosia - 34
Eraeya - 27
Akai Oni - 20
Carisbrooke - 10

*Gives cookie*

And it's close! All the lovely ladies...
So, what page is WYTYG determining that she's NOT on the poll?
There's about 60 pages or so for me to catch up on ...
Yeah, I don't know... Bit it's quite far back.

*Gives cookie*

And it's close! All the lovely ladies...

Finally, someone heeded Ifreann's cry to give me cookies.

Ta very much. *eats cookie* :)

You have made a powerful friend, young one. *nods*

You have made a powerful friend, young one. *nods*Damn. I wanted a powerful friend, too.

*note to self: always give out preemptory cookies, you never know if it makes you some powerful friends*

Damn. I wanted a powerful friend, too.

*note to self: always give out preemptory cookies, you never know if it makes you some powerful friends*

Yeah, but...there's the possibility of a powerful friend or a guaranteed cookie to yourself...I know which i'm picking. *munches*

Post some talents already!

so are we formatting our talent entries in some special way to make them easily findable? perhaps also adding them to our original entry posts?

Yeah, but...there's the possibility of a powerful friend or a guaranteed cookie to yourself...I know which i'm picking. *munches*
True.

*munches*


And yes, what Snafturi said!

My talent is munching cookies. :)

so are we formatting our talent entries in some special way to make them easily findable? perhaps also adding them to our original entry posts?

It would probably make life easier for Ifreann.

It would probably make life easier for Ifreann.Now, who would want that?

Post some talents already!

I have to think about what i'm going to do first...

and then the hard part, actually doing it...

Finally, someone heeded Ifreann's cry to give me cookies.

Ta very much. *eats cookie* :)

You have made a powerful friend, young one. *nods*
:eek:

You mean... You really mean...




Ruffy is my friend?? :eek: Oh happy day! :D :fluffle: :p
True.

*munches*

My talent is munching cookies. :)

*Offers chocolate chip cookies*

*yawns*

Jeez, people! What's going on?

I just woke up from a 36 hour "nap" and I don't know how come the day's already over again.

I haven't felt this tired in a long time. Could it be I've just showed some kind of sleeping/dreaming talent?

I don't know. But I'm back. :p

*yawns*

Jeez, people! What's going on?

I just woke up from a 36 hour "nap" and I don't know how come the day's already over again.

I haven't felt this tired in a long time. Could it be I've just showed some kind of sleeping/dreaming talent?

I don't know. But I'm back. :p

36 hrs? was alcohol involved?

:eek:

You mean... You really mean...


Ruffy is my friend?? :eek: Oh happy day! :D :fluffle: :p
:p

Exactly how is Ruffy powerful?

Exactly how is Ruffy powerful?He knows me.

Exactly how is Ruffy powerful?
I know WYTYG.
He knows me.

See?

He knows me.

is that all

Have I been made fun of by Cluich, and has talent judging started?

He knows me.
And yet you have no powerful friends...

I know WYTYG.


See?:fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/fluffle.gif)

And yet you have no powerful friends...That was just some distracting chatter. Worked like a charm, it seems.

That was just some distracting chatter. Worked like a charm, it seems.
Cunning...

Like a fox that's just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University...

Cunning...

Like a fox that's just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University...

Dude, that was so cheesy that I couldn't muster even a chuckle.

How dare you mock me.

Dude, that was so cheesy that I couldn't muster even a chuckle.

How dare you mock me.
It wasn't cheesy, it was a reference! A reference you apparently didn't get...I think.