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Sadly, cooking is not one of my talents, as you can see here:

The look on your face in that picture is great :D

Actually that was very lucky...my dog told me something was wrong, thank goodness. Smart baby!

Maybe it just wanted the food and got lucky :D

Meh, anything will do.

wait, are we doing talents now?

wait, are we doing talents now?

No, not yet. I'd like to get at least 10 wimminz playing, so I'll give it another little while.

Sadly, cooking is not one of my talents, as you can see here:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/badcooking.jpg
I saw that in your album, and then you mentioned talents... I just had to tease you. :p
Disclaimer: This addition of more photos was requested by the creator of this thread. Please don't tool on me. ;)

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/

There, all 5 on one handy directory. Nice and efficient. <3
Very nice. But why don't you ever smile? :(
Actually that was very lucky...my dog told me something was wrong, thank goodness. Smart baby!
Glad nothing worse happened! ;)
That is an absolute lie, I did no such thing! I'm gonna sue you for......something!
Sue her for more pictures! :D:D:D

Disclaimer: This addition of more photos was requested by the creator of this thread. Please don't tool on me. ;)

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/

There, all 5 on one handy directory. Nice and efficient. <3

Goodness, i thought you were naked in the one in the pale pink dress! Pity.... On the talent front i think i will have to search out a photo of that last cake i made... it was a quality piece of cake!

Goodness, i thought you were naked in the one in the pale pink dress! Pity.... On the talent front i think i will have to search out a photo of that last cake i made... it was a quality piece of cake!

Here it is!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/cake.jpg

Sadly this was what it looked like after it had been lugged across edinburgh and sat at a 21st bday for a while...

Please provide the following information:
Name: Beatriz Victoria "Aelosia" Palacios
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Height: 1.50 meters.
Location: Caracas, Venezuela.
Location of origin(if different from above): I was born in Vitoria, Spain, if it helps.

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
I have no microphone right now, but I will add the sample later. Please tell me if you want me to talk in spanish or english.

By submitting this form you agree to abide by the rules (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576834&postcount=2) of this contest.

Ooh, your pretty!

Sadly, cooking is not one of my talents, as you can see here:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/badcooking.jpg
What is it with you and sitting on the floor? :p

Please provide the following information:
Name: Beatriz Victoria "Aelosia" Palacios
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Height: 1.50 meters.
Location: Caracas, Venezuela.
Location of origin(if different from above): I was born in Vitoria, Spain, if it helps.

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
I have no microphone right now, but I will add the sample later. Please tell me if you want me to talk in spanish or english.

By submitting this form you agree to abide by the rules (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576834&postcount=2) of this contest.

Please link to a sample of your voice:
I have no microphone right now, but I will add the sample later. Please tell me if you want me to talk in spanish or english.
I imagine Spanish would be sexier...

Here it is!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/cake.jpg

Sadly this was what it looked like after it had been lugged across edinburgh and sat at a 21st bday for a while...
yum cake
Ooh, your pretty!

both of your are

Sue her for more pictures! :D:D:D

Excellent plan!

Ooh, your pretty!

Thanks, but I envy you both your eye color, and your succubi costume :)

:fluffle: I bet you hate when people fluffle you.

Yes. Yes, I do.

Methinx your pics would stand up to Cluich's tooling!;)

I don't think I could find anything to tool on Ramiera about, unless she doesn't have a Sammy Smith's Oatmeal Stout in her hand in the pic.

Aw, I can tell. And YES, a new "let Cluch tool on you" thread is just what we need! People are practically lining up here! <3

Not nearly enough, but then you have to wade through a lot to find the tooling. :(

Sadly, cooking is not one of my talents, as you can see here:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/badcooking.jpg

Neither is washing dishes apparently. Holy counter clutter, Batman! :eek:

Ooh, your pretty!

Aelosia's pretty? Well, there's the understatement of the year...

Aelosia's pretty? Well, there's the understatement of the year...

Ooohh, FLUFFLE! :fluffle:

Hate?

Ooohh, FLUFFLE! :fluffle:

Hate?

Grrrrr....

Hate you? NEVER! But I've got a reputation to keep intact here, y'know. ;^)

Please provide the following information:
Name: Beatriz Victoria "Aelosia" Palacios
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Height: 1.50 meters.
Location: Caracas, Venezuela.
Location of origin(if different from above): I was born in Vitoria, Spain, if it helps.

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
I have no microphone right now, but I will add the sample later. Please tell me if you want me to talk in spanish or english.

By submitting this form you agree to abide by the rules (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576834&postcount=2) of this contest.

Spanish girls were always extremely attractive..nothing new with this one being pretty :-P

Venezuela? Damn, there goes my pig headed ignorance thing again...

..stupid Chavez...:-(

>.>

[First time it went off was about France..but no one probably remembers 0_o]

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Hmm

Not nearly enough, but then you have to wade through a lot to find the tooling. :(


you can tool on me (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12581236#post12581236) if you like. and i'll make it a challenge and try and anticipate what you're going to say :p

you can tool on me (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12581236#post12581236) if you like. and i'll make it a challenge and try and anticipate what you're going to say :p

You drink white wine and stand with your hips akimbo like a female fashion model striking a pose, suggesting that you secretly wish you were a woman. You enjoy living with your roommate, because you can raid her closet when she's not home and try on her dresses (she's thicker than you are, so her clothes don't fit you too badly), like the sexy li'l number that she's wearing in the pic, which is a personal favourite of yours, cuz it makes you feel pretty.

You drink white wine and stand with your hips akimbo like a female fashion model striking a pose, suggesting that you secretly wish you were a woman. You enjoy living with your roommate, because you can raid her closet when she's not home and try on her dresses (she's thicker than you are, so her clothes don't fit you too badly), like the sexy li'l number that she's wearing in the pic, which is a personal favourite of yours, cuz it makes you feel pretty.

haha! okay you win! i thought you'd pick up on the odd pose (which i've no idea why i'm doing) but i'd never imagine you'd extrapolate that to cross-dressing!

but the white wine is actually cava (spanish fizzy wine, if you don't get that in the US) cuz it was new years eve, i'd normally drink red if i was having wine :p

haha! okay you win! i thought you'd pick up on the odd pose (which i've no idea why i'm doing) but i'd never imagine you'd extrapolate that to cross-dressing!

Have you not seen my other tooling posts? It doesn't take much in a pic for me to turn it into something way out there. ;)

Grrrrr....

Hate you? NEVER! But I've got a reputation to keep intact here, y'know. ;^)

It's ok, all cute kitties purr when "fluffled".

Point taken. I thought you also had a reputation for being a "ladies man", ;)

Spanish girls were always extremely attractive..nothing new with this one being pretty :-P

Venezuela? Damn, there goes my pig headed ignorance thing again...

..stupid Chavez...:-(



Chávez is to Venezuela what Bush is to the US, no more no less, and venezuela is Chávez as much the USA is Bush.

It's ok, all cute kitties purr when "fluffled".

Point taken. I thought you also had a reputation for being a "ladies man", ;)

That wasn't a purr... :p

"Ladies man"? Me? Surely you must be joking! Most of the women here loathe me.

That wasn't a purr... :p

"Ladies man"? Me? Surely you must be joking! Most of the women here loathe me.

It was!, I saw your smile!

Nope, most of us aprecciate your sense of humor. We women love men that make us laugh, even if it is through David Hufflepuff's jokes

Chávez is to Venezuela what Bush is to the US, no more no less, and venezuela is Chávez as much the USA is Bush.

:-P Yea that works then, lol.

Wait, isn't 1.5 Meters like...4'9"? Or am I just stupid in my conversions..

It was!, I saw your smile!

Nope, most of us aprecciate your sense of humor. We women love men that make us laugh, even if it is through David Hufflepuff's jokes

LIES! :p

It's not all Hasselhoff. I'm not a one-trick pony. =P

Have you not seen my other tooling posts? It doesn't take much in a pic for me to turn it into something way out there. ;)

guess i underestimated you then... or my imagination isn't that good :P

LIES! :p

It's not all Hasselhoff. I'm not a one-trick pony. =P

I never lie. I just manipulate truth in the smartest of ways.

OK, Lando too, then :P

Wait, isn't 1.5 Meters like...4'9"? Or am I just stupid in my conversions..

just under 5' if my maths is working

just under 5' if my maths is working

Really, so that makes Aelosia short :-P.

Wow, that's actually kind of cute I guess...

Sorry, I like shorter people...maybe because I feel short at 5'10" :-(.

I never lie. I just manipulate truth in the smartest of ways.

OK, Lando too, then :P

And you do it very well. ;)

That's what you remember of all the silly garbage I've flung about on this forum -- Lando and the Hoff? I'm going to have to work harder, it seems...

Wait, isn't 1.5 Meters like...4'9"? Or am I just stupid in my conversions..

Stupid online conversors say 4'11''

Really, so that makes Aelosia short :-P.

Wow, that's actually kind of cute I guess...

Sorry, I like shorter people...maybe because I feel short at 5'10" :-(.

She'd be cute even if she were 50 feet tall.

Stupid online conversors say 4'11''

Yea, I just use Google's converter.

Type in 'So and such inches' to 'meters' or vise versa and it'll give you the exact.

According to Google, you are -

1.5 meters = 4.92125984 feet

Really, so that makes Aelosia short :-P.

Wow, that's actually kind of cute I guess...

Sorry, I like shorter people...maybe because I feel short at 5'10" :-(.

Well, it was a nice way to say I'm a fucking midget. No problem, I do agree. But remember that the best parfumes come in tiny bottles, as also do the strongest poisons.

Stupid online conversors say 4'11''

That's about right. A meter is a little more than three feet. Psychotika's conversion assumed a meter to be exactly three feet.

EDIT: Or Google's just dumb.

She'd be cute even if she were 50 feet tall.

Yea, I guess that's true? lol..

Somebody's got an internet crush :-P.

And you do it very well. ;)

That's what you remember of all the silly garbage I've flung about on this forum -- Lando and the Hoff? I'm going to have to work harder, it seems...

I try. See? You have just acknowledged that you smiled because of my fluffle!


Lando and the Hoff have been the only repetitive themes of your jokes. I remember many others, that were non repetitive. That's all

Well, it was a nice way to say I'm a fucking midget. No problem, I do agree. But remember that the best parfumes come in tiny bottles, as also do the strongest poisons.

Hey, I wasn't trying to make fun of you -

Read :

I like Short People, they are both fucking attractive and awesome...

:-(

And, to reiterate, I feel like a tiny man...

I am 5'10", my little effing Brother is 6'5" -_-

You can tell where the low self confidence is being based out of..

Yea, I guess that's true? lol..

Somebody's got an internet crush :-P.

Nothing wrong with that crush

Because it is mutual, as long as remains as an internet crush. Otherwise, Cluitch girlfriend would have me hanged.

That's about right. A meter is a little more than three feet. Psychotika's conversion assumed a meter to be exactly three feet.

EDIT: Or Google's just dumb.

.9

Nine tenths of a foot, about 10.8 inches.

Hey, I wasn't trying to make fun of you -

Read :

I like Short People, they are both fucking attractive and awesome...

:-(

And, to reiterate, I feel like a tiny man...

I am 5'10", my little effing Brother is 6'5" -_-

You can tell where the low self confidence is being based out of..

I know, and I said I had no problems with what you said. Short women are in disadvanatge because breasts implants do not look good on them, and everyone knows breasts implants are the fastest way to success. :P

I know, and I said I had no problems with what you said. Short women are in disadvanatge because breasts implants do not look good on them, and everyone knows breasts implants are the fastest way to success. :P

Lol, that reminds me of another thing...

Wait, no nevermind...

So, what does your Coffee Cup say? Sorry, I only speak three languages -

Gibberish, English, and Deutsch...:(

I know, and I said I had no problems with what you said. Short women are in disadvanatge because breasts implants do not look good on them, and everyone knows breasts implants are the fastest way to success. :P

Actually, I know this Italian girl...

Well, okay, they aren't implants, but they're still substantial boobies.

Actually, I know this Italian girl...

Well, okay, they aren't implants, but they're still substantial boobies.

Hey...I'm mostly Italian...just...I'm a dude...but we do have this nice little 'bonus' with being Italian, >.>.

Just, I don't know much Italian :-(

.9

Nine tenths of a foot, about 10.8 inches.

That's one fucked-up conversion you've got there.

Somebody's got an internet crush :-P.

Nothing wrong with that crush

Because it is mutual, as long as remains as an internet crush. Otherwise, Cluitch girlfriend would have me hanged.

Nothing wrong with it at all! :D

But yeah, it stays on teh intarwebs. My gf wouldn't take too kindly to me meeting Aelosia irl. :eek:

I try. See? You have just acknowledged that you smiled because of my fluffle!

Mierda. I lose. :(

Lol, that reminds me of another thing...

Wait, no nevermind...

So, what does your Coffee Cup say? Sorry, I only speak three languages -

Gibberish, English, and Deutsch...:(

It says "Fighting Cock" (as in chicken, ok?), the name of a rather succesful debate team I belonged to back then at the university. We had mugs, baseball hats, t-shirts, and a lot of paraphernalia. Perhaps something similar to the "fraternities" of the american universities, although formed by members of any gender. Again, back then I was a rather active political activist, (I still continue to be one, but in a different fashion)

Nothing wrong with it at all! :D

But yeah, it stays on teh intarwebs. My gf wouldn't take too kindly to me meeting Aelosia irl. :eek:

Plus, you would have to deal with me, my flawed english accent, my maniac and erratic behavior, and a lot of more stuff that isn't shown in the webs. ;)

But, I can't teach you how to dance via forums.

It says "Fighting Cock" (as in chicken, ok?), the name of a rather succesful debate team I belonged to back then at the university. We had mugs, baseball hats, t-shirts, and a lot of paraphernalia. Perhaps something similar to the "fraternities" of the american universities, although formed by members of any gender. Again, back then I was a rather active political activist, (I still continue to be one, but in a different fashion)

Ah...I guess the Chicken would have more of a masculine sense in Spanish, being more strong...to us, it's just something we like to eat >.>

Yea, actually there are multi-gender "Fraternities" in the USA, not sure what they are called...mostly at Community Colleges though. Then we have Sororities, which are all female.

Anyways, that's cool...

I used to be an Ultra Conservative, then I grew up and saw the light...lol

replied.

You fail as sexiest nser....but only through a lack of effort;)
Hehe okay. :)

I don't think I could find anything to tool on Ramiera about, unless she doesn't have a Sammy Smith's Oatmeal Stout in her hand in the pic.
Well darn, I have no pics of myself with Sammy Smith's in hand. I think there's one where I'm drinking a martini, and probably several where I'm taking shots with friends, but no Sammy Smith's Oatmeal Stout. :(

Plus, you would have to deal with me, my flawed english accent, my maniac and erratic behavior, and a lot of more stuff that isn't shown in the webs. ;)

And you have to deal with me, my flawed Spanish, my maniac and erratic behaviour, and a lot more stuff that isn't shown here. ;)

But, I can't teach you how to dance via forums.

I dance quite well, thank you, but I'm sure dancing with you would be a lot of fun. :cool:

Well darn, I have no pics of myself with Sammy Smith's in hand. I think there's one where I'm drinking a martini, and probably several where I'm taking shots with friends, but no Sammy Smith's Oatmeal Stout. :(

Hey, Martinis work, too! :cool:

Damn...now I want a Martini. But I'm out of gin. :(

Ah...I guess the Chicken would have more of a masculine sense in Spanish, being more strong...to us, it's just something we like to eat >.>

Yea, actually there are multi-gender "Fraternities" in the USA, not sure what they are called...mostly at Community Colleges though. Then we have Sororities, which are all female.

Anyways, that's cool...

I used to be an Ultra Conservative, then I grew up and saw the light...lol

A "Gallo de pelea", is an euphemism to describe someone that turns everything into a discussion, and argue his points to the death. Real cock fights are common in certain areas of this country, and the concept came from that practice, where two cocks fight and people bet to see which one wins.

Most people in this forum, for example, qualify as a "Gallito de pelea", they argue everything anyone says ;)

I am an active moderate, as I was back then. That means I fight for people to become more moderate, and despise any "ultra-", "-orthodox", or "fundamentalist" postures. Back in the day, it would have been a hell of a fight then ;)

A "Gallo de pelea", is an euphemism to describe someone that turns everything into a discussion, and argue his points to the death. Real cock fights are common in certain areas of this country, and the concept came from that practice, where two cocks fight and people bet to see which one wins.

Most people in this forum, for example, qualify as a "Gallito de pelea", they argue everything anyone says ;)

I am an active moderate, as I was back then. That means I fight for people to become more moderate, and despise any "ultra-", "-orthodox", or "fundamentalist" postures. Back in the day, it would have been a hell of a fight then ;)

Well I already knew half of that first statement, but the first half was pretty cool. Honestly, I'm more like that then...I just don't have much to back it when it comes ot NSG [Most of my Arguments have been based around me being a sarcastic ass hat..]

Yea, I'd like to say I am a "Libertarian". Mind you, not a Liberal. In other words, a Centrist with right winged leanings...that one w/e chart says I'm Centrist with a lot of Conservative leanings, so I guess that would be fairly true.

Even though I should be using my brain and my mouth in a more useful way, I'm for some reason too attracted to being yelled at and being pushed around by giant people known only by the name of Drill Sergeant..>.> /sarcasm.

So yea..

Hey, Martinis work, too! :cool:

Damn...now I want a Martini. But I'm out of gin. :(

Straight Vodka seems to do the trick for me..

But I haven't had a drink in ages, so insert the...


:(

I am an active moderate, as I was back then. That means I fight for people to become more moderate, and despise any "ultra-", "-orthodox", or "fundamentalist" postures. Back in the day, it would have been a hell of a fight then ;)

I'll turn you into a libertarian yet. ;)

Hey, Martinis work, too! :cool:

Damn...now I want a Martini. But I'm out of gin. :(
Out of gin?? Sacrilege!

Ah well. Here, for you (http://www.epicurean.com/articles/images/elegant-martini.gif). Now then - olive, onion, twist, or straight up?

Out of gin?? Sacrilege!

Ah well. Here, for you (http://www.epicurean.com/articles/images/elegant-martini.gif). Now then - olive, onion, twist, or straight up?

Dont pity him, only one thing leads to being out of gin. Drinking it all. That is fun and therefore deserves no pity of mine!

Out of gin?? Sacrilege!

Ah well. Here, for you (http://www.epicurean.com/articles/images/elegant-martini.gif). Now then - olive, onion, twist, or straight up?

I'll take mine with onions. I like olives, too, but those li'l onions? Mmmm...

Dont pity him, only one thing leads to being out of gin. Drinking it all. That is fun and therefore deserves no pity of mine!

Guilty as charged. :D

Hmm...

I'm listening to Placebo suddenly...

and I've got the urge to...

sit...more...yea

Dont pity him, only one thing leads to being out of gin. Drinking it all. That is fun and therefore deserves no pity of mine!
Well... good point. :p

I'll take mine with onions. I like olives, too, but those li'l onions? Mmmm...
Yeah, I like those onions too. :)

Yeah, I like those onions too. :)

Great minds think alike. ;)

Cant beat a good marichino cherry tho.

But can you tie the stem in a knot with your tongue? :p

Well... good point. :p


Yeah, I like those onions too. :)

Cant beat a good marichino cherry tho.

Great minds think alike. ;)
So it seems. :cool:

Cant beat a good marichino cherry tho.
Never liked those. Two sweet for my taste.

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg



Hotdiggitydarn. There goes what little chance of winning I had :p

:eek: What are you doing to Molly Malone?!





I wanted to go further, but i had trouble lifting her skirt and the damn cart was in the way :cool:

Hotdiggitydarn. There goes what little chance of winning I had :p

Aelosia's quite the juggernaut in these sorts of threads.

Aelosia's quite the juggernaut in these sorts of threads.

Yeh... Goddamn!

Oh and on a side note: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yeh... Goddamn!

Oh and on a side note: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Grrrrrr

Aelosia's quite the juggernaut in these sorts of threads.

Damn her, can there be first, second and third place for hotness?

Damn her, can there be first, second and third place for hotness?

Not up to me, but I suppose there could be.

However, she'd probably take all three. :p

Grrrrrr

Careful or the girls are going to have to put a collar on you :D

Damn her, can there be first, second and third place for hotness?

Damnit! I was already going for third :p

I wanted to go further, but i had trouble lifting her skirt and the damn cart was in the way :cool:

I wouldn't man, you might catch that fever that killed her.

Oh, and in the end there'll be a poll, so it'll be pretty obvious who's second and third.

Unless you're really really really stupid.

Damnit! I was already going for third :p

I havent yet searched through all the pages of this thread, so i dont even know what the competition is :(

Hmmm....to run, or not to run...that is the question.

I havent yet searched through all the pages of this thread, so i dont even know what the competition is :(

I think Iffrean already put most of them in the OP :)

Careful or the girls are going to have to put a collar on you :D

I might like that. ;)

I might like that. ;)

AHA! We just found some dirt on you ;)

AHA! We just found some dirt on you ;)

It's not really all that difficult to find dirt on me. ;)

It's not really all that difficult to find dirt on me. ;)

QFT. Most of the time it's hard enough to find Cluich under all the dirt :p


And all the contestants so far are linked to in the OP.

QFT. Most of the time it's hard enough to find Cluich under all the dirt :p

How very true. :cool:

QFT. Most of the time it's hard enough to find Cluich under all the dirt :p




lolz

lolz

You haven't been around long enough to throw a "lolz" at that. :p

Just wait till you see the dirt pile up around me. Then you can laugh all you like. ;)

You haven't been around long enough to throw a "lolz" at that. :p

Just wait till you see the dirt pile up around me. Then you can laugh all you like. ;)

Oh I'm laughing :D no way you can stop me from laughing.

More dirt, I say!

Oh I'm laughing :D no way you can stop me from laughing.

More dirt, I say!

Oh, there'll be plenty more. Don't worry about that. :p

Oh, there'll be plenty more. Don't worry about that. :p

I'm thinking of starting a 'give me some dirt on cluichstan' thread :D

But then again, I'm sure I'll get it all out of you yourself, in due time :)

Hey cluich, you were never rude (read as honest) about me :( i feel dissapointed now, am i that unworthy of your attention?

*sniff*

I've got dirt...grit...and grime...

But no one bothers with me, now do they :-(

<-- I've got a collar..sort of..maybe..

/attention whore

I'm thinking of starting a 'give me some dirt on cluichstan' thread :D

But then again, I'm sure I'll get it all out of you yourself, in due time :)

Just read through my post history on NSG, my dear. ;)

Hey cluich, you were never rude (read as honest) about me :( i feel dissapointed now, am i that unworthy of your attention?

Not at all. I just didn't think you gave me permission to rip away. :p

*sniff*

I've got dirt...grit...and grime...

But no one bothers with me, now do they :-(

<-- I've got a collar..sort of..maybe..

/attention whore

Aww sweety (or do you mind me calling you sweety 'cause, maybe, I haven't been around so long?), if you want someone to comment on/laugh with/be awed by your dirt, I'll gladly take it all on! Cluichstan's not the only one around with spunk ;) I'm sure if we all try hard, we'll be able to be just as spunky.

And ooh ^^ what kind of a collar?

You have permission.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36

Just read through my post history on NSG, my dear. ;)


Nah, I'll take the challenge of digging ;) maybe I haven't been around for long, but I'm not planning on leaving any time soon (at least not 'till the mono wears off °_0 ).

Aww sweety (or do you mind me calling you sweety 'cause, maybe, I haven't been around so long?), if you want someone to comment on/laugh with/be awed by your dirt, I'll gladly take it all on! Cluichstan's not the only one around with spunk ;) I'm sure if we all try hard, we'll be able to be just as spunky.

You presume too much, Eraeya, to think you can come close to my asshole level. :p

You presume too much, Eraeya, to think you can come close to my asshole level. :p

I said we could do it all together ;) i.e. count everyone's asshat level together and there you have it (probably... maybe not even...)

Aww sweety (or do you mind me calling you sweety 'cause, maybe, I haven't been around so long?), if you want someone to comment on/laugh with/be awed by your dirt, I'll gladly take it all on! Cluichstan's not the only one around with spunk ;) I'm sure if we all try hard, we'll be able to be just as spunky.

And ooh ^^ what kind of a collar?

Great...there goes me and my face blush...lol

Sorry, words like -

Sweety
Hun
Honey
etc

For some reason, when directed towards my self, cause me to melt over. >.>

Yes, you may call me whatever you please :-P Yea, I could be spunky...I guess if I really did try...if I...felt witty enough at the moment..

Don't really have a collar, other that my shirt collar, but I've always fancied growing a mohawk and getting a one...lol

I'm a dork, yup.

Despite my softer side -

You all lose when it comes to being an asshat.

Hands down.

Now bow to your fucking asshat Ki...no..Emp...wait...GOD!!

<insert evil laughter>

Great...there goes me and my face blush...lol

Sorry, words like -

Sweety
Hun
Honey
etc

For some reason, when directed towards my self, cause me to melt over. >.>

Yes, you may call me whatever you please :-P Yea, I could be spunky...I guess if I really did try...if I...felt witty enough at the moment..

Don't really have a collar, other that my shirt collar, but I've always fancied growing a mohawk and getting a one...lol

I'm a dork, yup.

Okay, you gave me your word munchkin, let's raise your resistance level on sweet words. Slowly but steadily ;)

And you must be one of the funniest dorks I ever met ^^

You have permission.

Bad move. :p

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Half of your face is covered in the first photo. Based on the other pictures, I can see why. On the second photo, well, you're friend's kinda think. I can see why you hang out with her: she makes you look thin. And the guy with you in the third pic? Holy fuckin' shit! He's paying you, right? My big question is, how does one with Down's Syndrome (ah, inbreeding!) afford to pay for a sleazy escort? Or were you just that wasted that you lost any semblance of taste?

I hafta add, though, that you look pretty damn good in that second pic.

Okay, you gave me your word munchkin, let's raise your resistance level on sweet words. Slowly but steadily ;)

And you must be one of the funniest dorks I ever met ^^

Blah, funny? Hardly..just lucky and capable of a sharp tongue..even then that gets me into trouble..:)

Now, think...compliment...something...witty...cute...funny...ugh...

>.>

Sorry the side effects of feeling shy still persist with this..munchkin ><

Bad move. :p



Half of your face is covered in the first photo. Based on the other pictures, I can see why. On the second photo, well, you're friend's kinda think. I can see why you hang out with her: she makes you look thin. And the guy with you in the third pic? Holy fuckin' shit! He's paying you, right? My big question is, how does one with Down's Syndrome (ah, inbreeding!) afford to pay for a sleazy escort? Or were you just that wasted that you lost any semblance of taste?

I hafta add, though, that you look pretty damn good in that second pic.

Lol, the guy is just a friend. nothing more. Not a bad commentary tho, if i do say so myself..

Bad move. :p



Half of your face is covered in the first photo. Based on the other pictures, I can see why. On the second photo, well, you're friend's kinda think. I can see why you hang out with her: she makes you look thin. And the guy with you in the third pic? Holy fuckin' shit! He's paying you, right? My big question is, how does one with Down's Syndrome (ah, inbreeding!) afford to pay for a sleazy escort? Or were you just that wasted that you lost any semblance of taste?

I hafta add, though, that you look pretty damn good in that second pic.

Be careful, I heard Scottish chicks bite...

Hard.

Blah, funny? Hardly..just lucky and capable of a sharp tongue..even then that gets me into trouble..:)

Now, think...compliment...something...witty...cute...funny...ugh...

>.>

Sorry the side effects of feeling shy still persist with this..munchkin ><

I remember someone on NS stating quick wit is a sign of great intelligence (or something in that fashion). I think that goes for you too :) sweetypie!

Be careful, I heard Scottish chicks bite...

Hard.

As if that were a bad thing... ;)

Be careful, I heard Scottish chicks bite...

Hard.

How is that a bad thing? ;)

As if that were a bad thing... ;)

Depends what they bite and whether it's still attached afterwards.

As if that were a bad thing... ;)

How is that a bad thing? ;)

GMTA, my dear. :)

Damn, you got there first...

I'm not that quick with everything, though... ;)

I remember someone on NS stating quick wit is a sign of great intelligence (or something in that fashion). I think that goes for you too :) sweetypie!

Hah, sweet I'm smart...

I always figured my self for a dumb ass :-P

I did tell you that you're just adorable, did I?

---

Yarb.

GMTA, my dear. :)

I wasn't necissarily saying it was a bad thing, just that I wanted you to make sure you were ready is all >.>.

As if that were a bad thing... ;)

Damn, you got there first...

I wasn't necissarily saying it was a bad thing, just that I wanted you to make sure you were ready is all >.>.

Ready and willing. :p

I'm not that quick with everything, though... ;)

Something tells me that this thread is...slowly...becoming...a bit...more...

Damn I hate it when people non-stop call me on my phone -_-...rarely does it happen, often does it piss me off...

Depends what they bite and whether it's still attached afterwards.

Teehee. did anyone see something (might have been a thread on here) about someone who had a dog in the bedroom during sex, and it bit the guys penis off?

I'm not that quick with everything, though... ;)

Down boy, i know im gorgeous but...

Bah, I have this awesome pic of me but I'm afraid it won't ever send...

STUPID...bah...

I'll make it send soon...

<snip tooling on Luipaard>
Hehe this makes me glad that all I have to do to save myself a commentary like that is hold a Sam Smith's. :p

Hmmm....to run, or not to run...that is the question.

Can your hair be entered post-humously?

Teehee. did anyone see something (might have been a thread on here) about someone who had a dog in the bedroom during sex, and it bit the guys penis off?

Thus I am a cat person...

Hah, sweet I'm smart...

I always figured my self for a dumb ass :-P

I did tell you that you're just adorable, did I?

---

Yarb.

Pumpkin, if things don't work out with my bf, I'm comin' right over there and I'ma marry yoo ^^

Down boy, i know im gorgeous but...

You flatter yourself. :p

Hehe this makes me glad that all I have to do to save myself a commentary like that is hold a Sam Smith's. :p

Might help if you did more, though... *waggles eyebrows*

Pumpkin, if things don't work out with my bf, I'm comin' right over there and I'ma marry yoo ^^

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Pumpkin, if things don't work out with my bf, I'm comin' right over there and I'ma marry yoo ^^

Looking at your signature..

Lying makes baby Jesus cry.

Facts about the Big Bang make baby Jesus have periods.

Drugs make baby Jesus attack random people, OD, deal, crash, get homeless and eventually beg for money.

Baby Jesus is such a thug.

..

Excuse me, I bust a rib open laughing.

--

Sweet -

Joe : 1
Belgian Dude in Belgium dating Eraeya [Assuming I've read everything right] : 0

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

You can puke? I thought that was just a me-specific ability...

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

I recall you saying that before...

AHA! More dirt! You recycle your witty comments!

Can I enter my dad's godkid's sister in the competition?

I recall you saying that before...

AHA! More dirt! You recycle your witty comments!

Unlike me, of course...

I'm just too damned witty.

--

Hah..I thought of something, this is a HEY EVERYBODY specific statement -

We should have Sexiest NSer's Cat Contest...yup...

Looking at your signature..

Lying makes baby Jesus cry.

Facts about the Big Bang make baby Jesus have periods.

Drugs make baby Jesus attack random people, OD, deal, crash, get homeless and eventually beg for money.

Baby Jesus is such a thug.

..

Excuse me, I bust a rib open laughing.

--

Sweet -

Joe : 1
Belgian Dude in Belgium dating Eraeya [Assuming I've read everything right] : 0


:)

Your name's really Joe?

:)


Well that's just endearing ^^

Unlike me, of course...

I'm just too damned witty.

--

Hah..I thought of something, this is a HEY EVERYBODY specific statement -

We should have Sexiest NSer's Cat Contest...yup...

Not only would I obviously win that with my prize pet, but she's pregnant too :) so I might be winning five or six times!

:)

Your name's really Joe?

:)


Well that's just endearing ^^

Well, Joseph...but I don't care...Joe/Joey...although Joey was more like a name when I was a wee wittle one.

My last name still rocks though...

----

Yea my Cat's are both male, both fixed.

We found one, already fixed, outside who had been abused by his previous owners.

And the other since his birth. This one is a sex magnet, he humps...and humps...atleast at first it feels like a back message then it gets a bit...claws in the back...and...strange...

I have a horny ass cat, yes I do.

Cats?!? Good gawd!

Well, I'm gonna call it a day and take my daily drunken nap. Y'all chat about your cats for a while. I'll be back to tool on people later. :p

Might help if you did more, though... *waggles eyebrows*
More? What on earth could you possibly mean? ;) *whistles innocently*

More? What on earth could you possibly mean? ;) *whistles innocently*

Hmmm...innocent? Riiiiight...I'm gonna nap now, but maybe I'll come up with something more in my dreams. ;)

Well, Joseph...but I don't care...Joe/Joey...although Joey was more like a name when I was a wee wittle one.

My last name still rocks though...

----

Yea my Cat's are both male, both fixed.

We found one, already fixed, outside who had been abused by his previous owners.

And the other since his birth. This one is a sex magnet, he humps...and humps...atleast at first it feels like a back message then it gets a bit...claws in the back...and...strange...

I have a horny ass cat, yes I do.


Yeh, "the Liberator" ^^ someone should do a comic book on you (I'm not looking in any specific direction, cluichstan :rolleyes: ).

And the part about your cat, well, that's something that makes baby Jesus rob a liquor store or two and eat a raw steak.

That wasn't a purr... :p

"Ladies man"? Me? Surely you must be joking! Most of the women here loathe me.

It's a love/hate thing.:D

Can I enter my dad's godkid's sister in the competition?

Only if she's hot.

Yeh, "the Liberator" ^^ someone should do a comic book on you (I'm not looking in any specific direction, cluichstan :rolleyes: ).

And the part about your cat, well, that's something that makes baby Jesus rob a liquor store or two and eat a raw steak.

Lol!

Growing up, people would say I should go into Professional Wrestling so the announcer could yell "THE LIBERATOR!!!!"

Now, it's just "You're last name is Liberator? You're lying" *show them my Driver's License* "Oh..you're going into the Army?! You know you're going to get so much crap there because of it..." *I shrug, then walk away.*

Lol, you and your Baby Jesus being'uh thug...

You're not only adorable and attractive, you've actually got a sense of humor :-P.

And a cat..lol

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Name: Johnny B Goode
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Height: 5 feet
Location: USA

My pic (http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1010068si0.jpg)
My voice (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking)

Only if she's hot.

Lol..

Only if she's hot.

Err. How old might one have to be for you to be allowed to consider one hot?

Lol!

Growing up, people would say I should go into Professional Wrestling so the announcer could yell "THE LIBERATOR!!!!"

Now, it's just "You're last name is Liberator? You're lying" *show them my Driver's License* "Oh..you're going into the Army?! You know you're going to get so much crap there because of it..." *I shrug, then walk away.*

Lol, you and your Baby Jesus being'uh thug...

You're not only adorable and attractive, you've actually got a sense of humor :-P.

And a cat..lol

I'll tell you another thing:

My last name is Apples. Just so you'd have something to laugh about :)

Hmmm...innocent? Riiiiight...I'm gonna nap now, but maybe I'll come up with something more in my dreams. ;)
Why, I'm a perfect angel! The very picture of innocence, I tell you! I don't know what more you could possibly come up with. ;)

I'll tell you another thing:

My last name is Apples. Just so you'd have something to laugh about :)

Hehehe....hehehe....Wait, wait, let me guess.

"How 'bout them Apples?"

Name: Johnny B Goode
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Height: 5 feet
Location: USA

My pic (http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1010068si0.jpg)
My voice (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking)

You're short, you know that? :p

Err. How old might one have to be for you to be allowed to consider one hot?

If you have to ask if she's old enough then she's not old enough.
How old is she?

Something tells me that this thread is...slowly...becoming...a bit...more...

Damn I hate it when people non-stop call me on my phone -_-...rarely does it happen, often does it piss me off...

I hate that too. Everyone I know decides at the exact same time "Hey, I think I'm going to give Snafturi a ring." It's always when I've just gotten into my comfy sweats and am settling down with a good book or bad science fiction.

Or just before bed or an event.

I'll tell you another thing:

My last name is Apples. Just so you'd have something to laugh about :)

Hehe, I'm only laughing because you think it's a funny and odd name :-P.

It's unique, it's cute...it suits you well :).

Knowing German, which is similar to Dutch which most Flemish is based out of...

Something like Awpples? I mean, as far as pronouncing goes...

Again, I'm a stupid dork >.> so I must do these things..-_-

If you have to ask if she's old enough then she's not old enough.
How old is she?

Ah, I see.
Like, my age, 15 or so.

I hate that too. Everyone I know decides at the exact same time "Hey, I think I'm going to give Snafturi a ring." It's always when I've just gotten into my comfy sweats and am settling down with a good book or bad science fiction.

Or just before bed or an event.

Or it just happens when you're in that really anti-social mood?

Again, I'm a stupid dork >.> so I must do these things..-_-

Hehe...You're good at this. *takes notes*
Let's see...self-depreciating humor, check; a show of ineptness, check...

Hehe, I'm only laughing because you think it's a funny and odd name :-P.

It's unique, it's cute...it suits you well :).

Knowing German, which is similar to Dutch which most Flemish is based out of...

Something like Awpples? I mean, as far as pronouncing goes...

Again, I'm a stupid dork >.> so I must do these things..-_-

It's Apples as in the fruit :) well actually it's Appels in Dutch but that's just, well, exactly the same thing. Apples are more or less the same all over the world aren't they :)

And I would never ask of you to pronounce it right. God no :)

Hehe...You're good at this. *takes notes*
Let's see...self-depreciating humor, check; a show of ineptness, check...

Welcome, students, to "How to be a Stupid Dork 101".

Today, we observe you're mock-professor try to converse with one fine lady living in a country known to us Americans as Belgium. Watch, as he makes a complete...and utter fool of him self...by being...

A stupid dork.

:-P

Yay I win!

Ah, I see.
Like, my age, 15 or so.

Eh, probably too young.

Though Johnny entered and he's only 13..........

Welcome, students, to "How to be a Stupid Dork 101".

Today, we observe you're mock-professor try to converse with one fine lady living in a country known to us Americans as Belgium. Watch, as he makes a complete...and utter fool of him self...by being...

A stupid dork.

:-P

Yay I win!

lolz! (oh dear I hope Cluichstan didn't see that)

It's Apples as in the fruit :) well actually it's Appels in Dutch but that's just, well, exactly the same thing. Apples are more or less the same all over the world aren't they :)

And I would never ask of you to pronounce it right. God no :)

Try me.

So you're last name isn't really Apples, but 'translated' from you're language it would be Apples?

My name is just a stupid anglicized version of what it should be, the Italian version which is still awesome -

Lebrato

Now, you try an pronounce it :-P.

Welcome, students, to "How to be a Stupid Dork 101".

Today, we observe you're mock-professor try to converse with one fine lady living in a country known to us Americans as Belgium. Watch, as he makes a complete...and utter fool of him self...by being...

A stupid dork.

:-P

Yay I win!

And, in the process, completely endearing himself to said fine lady...

Wait, Belgium? *checks location* Antwerp? All of my school's female sport teams are forever playing games against Antwerp. I think there's some kind of rivalry, but I haven't payed all that much attention.

lolz! (oh dear I hope Cluichstan didn't see that)

Nah, I'm not scared of Mr. Name which phonetically reminds me that of a squawking rooster.

I enjoy his non-chalantry and pessimiticism, besides...

HE INSULTED THE GOATEE!

Other than that, I'm fine :-D.

And, in the process, completely endearing himself to said fine lady...

Wait, Belgium? *checks location* Antwerp? All of my school's female sport teams are forever playing games against Antwerp. I think there's some kind of rivalry, but I haven't payed all that much attention.

Yea, if I weren't so damned poor I'd live in Europe where it is alright to be so damned poor :(.

Always! It's like everyone has a sixth sense for when I don't want to be disturbed.

It's like...

"I sense..."

"He..."

"CALL HIM, NOW, ORGANIZE THE BATTALIONS....CALL CALL CALL, MOVE IT!!!"

Yea, I feel as if my life is like the Truman show and it's just coordinated to make the audience laugh every friday afternoon.

Or it just happens when you're in that really anti-social mood?

Always! It's like everyone has a sixth sense for when I don't want to be disturbed.

Try me.

So you're last name isn't really Apples, but 'translated' from you're language it would be Apples?

My name is just a stupid anglicized version of what it should be, the Italian version which is still awesome -

Lebrato

Now, you try an pronounce it :-P.

I'd say 'Lebrato' exactly like it says there, but with kind of a big ass soccer team supporter accent to it, and make a tough-looking gesture.

And, in the process, completely endearing himself to said fine lady...

Wait, Belgium? *checks location* Antwerp? All of my school's female sport teams are forever playing games against Antwerp. I think there's some kind of rivalry, but I haven't payed all that much attention.

What sport? And indeed, I am indeared ^^

Nah, I'm not scared of Mr. Name which phonetically reminds me that of a squawking rooster.

I enjoy his non-chalantry and pessimiticism, besides...

HE INSULTED THE GOATEE!

Other than that, I'm fine :-D.

*endearment level rising to dangerous levels*

But yeh, he's a nice guy :) great to have someone around who keeps your head out of the clouds.

I recall you saying that before...

AHA! More dirt! You recycle your witty comments!

Not like its original - that throwing up in mouth thing is an Internet cliché

Not like its original - that throwing up in mouth thing is an Internet cliché

Another proof of me not being around for so long I guess :)

I'd say 'Lebrato' exactly like it says there, but with kind of a big ass soccer team supporter accent to it, and make a tough-looking gesture.

When I find my Mic, I'll post me pronouncing my dream Italian first and Middle name along with my awesomesauce of a last name.


What sport? And indeed, I am indeared ^^


Joe: 2


*endearment level rising to dangerous levels*

Joe: 3

I think I wuv someone...over el net...ahh lol


But yeh, he's a nice guy :) great to have someone around who keeps your head out of the clouds.

Yes, he is quite a cool guy.

----

If I could get my phone to send my awesome-me [I look like I'm cold-heartedly seriously going to hurt someone in it lol] picture...

What sport?

Football definitely, maybe basketball too. I don't suppose ISL is at all familiar?

And indeed, I am indeared ^^

*endearment level rising to dangerous levels*

All the more reason to take notes. *nods*

But yeh, he's a nice guy :) great to have someone around who keeps your head out of the clouds.

So, he's like a substitute Czardas or something?

Another proof of me not being around for so long I guess :)

Eh, but he used it is in a somewhat unique but not so much unique way...you see...

I think I'm going to puke in my mouth is some 12 year old's way of announcing to the world he is a virgin and still believes it is morally wrong to be...to show a public form of attention? I don't know...

He used it in a sarcastic way >.>...but of course you may have already known that...

*SNIP*
All the more reason to take notes. *nods*


I like my job as a person to follow suit in.

When I find my Mic, I'll post me pronouncing my dream Italian first and Middle name along with my awesomesauce of a last name.

If I could get my phone to send my awesome-me [I look like I'm cold-heartedly seriously going to hurt someone in it lol] picture...

I have a mic but it's been out of order since I accidentally smacked it down against my bass amp. But once I get a new one, I'll give you a pronounciation of my last name :)

Maybe not your phone but how'sabout your e-mail? Gnah gnah :D

I think I wuv someone...over el net...ahh lol

First tip about that. There's nothing you can do about the creppiness. It's just not possible. at least, not before you've met, ask PM how that works.

You're short, you know that? :p

No. Really?

Maybe not your phone but how'sabout your e-mail? Gnah gnah :D

E-mail? So quickly‽ This progression is unprecedented *scribbles furiously*

I have a mic but it's been out of order since I accidentally smacked it down against my bass amp. But once I get a new one, I'll give you a pronounciation of my last name :)

Maybe not your phone but how'sabout your e-mail? Gnah gnah :D

:-P

Sure, I'll TG you my super-exclusive awesomer than awesome E-Mail address...

Too bad it's actually only just an e-mail address, and not as cool as I pretend it to be :-(.

No. Really?

Ya. Rly.

E-mail? So quickly‽ This progression is unprecedented *scribbles furiously*

You're having fun with this.

Aren't you?

I'd give her my number if she wanted it dearly, but I'm sure some people I live with would kill me for the charges of long distance and my cell phone provider...sucks...ass...

:(

Football definitely, maybe basketball too. I don't suppose ISL is at all familiar?


So, he's like a substitute Czardas or something?

ISL seems in no particular way familiar :) glad to hear our 'city' is in some way performing though.

Is he a substitute whatnow?

Eh, but he used it is in a somewhat unique but not so much unique way...you see...

I think I'm going to puke in my mouth is some 12 year old's way of announcing to the world he is a virgin and still believes it is morally wrong to be...to show a public form of attention? I don't know...

He used it in a sarcastic way >.>...but of course you may have already known that...

I thought he wouldn't say something like that in the way a 12 year old would ever say it. But sarcasm is just one of those things that don't always come off that way, because nobody sees you raising your eyebrows or something :)

:-P

Sure, I'll TG you my super-exclusive awesomer than awesome E-Mail address...

Too bad it's actually only just an e-mail address, and not as cool as I pretend it to be :-(.

You mean one that's not nexuslc@hotmail.com?

E-mail? So quickly‽ This progression is unprecedented *scribbles furiously*

Careful, don't strain your wrist now ^^

You're having fun with this.

Aren't you?

I'd give her my number if she wanted it dearly, but I'm sure some people I live with would kill me for the charges of long distance and my cell phone provider...sucks...ass...

:(

I've just never been as lucky as you. Or as efficient. I did once get a Washington state girl's phone number, and we talked for about two hours, then she kinda disapeared.

You mean one that's not nexuslc@hotmail.com?

Nah, that's my nearly extinct MSN chat handle.

ISL seems in no particular way familiar :) glad to hear our 'city' is in some way performing though.

International School of Luxembourg? Eagles? Nothing? Oh well. :p

Is he a substitute whatnow?

Czardas, the epitome of the characteristics y'all are attributing to Cluich, and more.

I thought he wouldn't say something like that in the way a 12 year old would ever say it. But sarcasm is just one of those things that don't always come off that way, because nobody sees you raising your eyebrows or something :)

Czardas could get sarcasm across. >_>'

I got the number of an interweb girl once. Haven't seen her since that accusation of stalking......

I've just never been as lucky as you. Or as efficient. I did once get a Washington state girl's phone number, and we talked for about two hours, then she kinda disapeared.

Lol, well I'm somebody's role model I guess..

I'm just...I don't know, me? lol

:-P

Sure, I'll TG you my super-exclusive awesomer than awesome E-Mail address...

Too bad it's actually only just an e-mail address, and not as cool as I pretend it to be :-(.

Man that is one mindnumbingly awesome e-mail address!

Nah, that's my nearly extinct MSN chat handle.

Just checking.

Careful, don't strain your wrist now ^^

No worries, I've got two. :P

I got the number of an interweb girl once. Haven't seen her since that accusation of stalking......

Oh, I heard of that.

Didn't she try to say you wanted to rape her, too?

Can we please get on with this contest? Round 2, anyone?

Silleh Ruffy, we haven't had round one yet. Go round up some moar wimminz and we can start.

International School of Luxembourg? Eagles? Nothing? Oh well. :p



Czardas, the epitome of the characteristics y'all are attributing to Cluich, and more.



Czardas could get sarcasm across. >_>'

You're in Luxembourg? Really?

And getting sarcasm across is truly an admirable trait.

Silleh Ruffy, we haven't had round one yet. Go round up some moar wimminz and we can start.

...I could put my hair down and turn around....Will that help?

Man that is one mindnumbingly awesome e-mail address!

Why, yes it is...isn't it?

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The the wrist comment -

Ah he can handle it, I broke my wrist once and was able to do just about everything in life...

Just slightly more painful.

Lol, well I'm somebody's role model I guess..

I'm just...I don't know, me? lol

Eh, sure, it's based off you, but after the first bit of positive encouragement (which I could probably look back and find) you've been somewhat conciously exaggurating it.

And that can work, I knew that much already.

Can we please get on with this contest? Round 2, anyone?

Can we please get on with this contest? Round 2, anyone?

There's only eight females...

You're in Luxembourg? Really?

Aye, I'm too lazy to update the location.

And getting sarcasm across is truly an admirable trait.
Indeed it is...indeed it is...

I could always copy and paste Ms. Apple's face over mine so that way there are 9 females and she wins twice..>.>

Oh, I heard of that.

Didn't she try to say you wanted to rape her, too?
>.>
<.<
I think you've found every persone on the internet claiming to be female possible.

WYTYG is your bitch, go make her enter.

Silleh Ruffy, we haven't had round one yet. Go round up some moar wimminz and we can start.

I think you've found every persone on the internet claiming to be female possible.

...

This is what you people have done for the last 4 days? This?

Figures. :p

Enter! Enter!

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This is what you people have done for the last 4 days? This?

Figures. :p
>.>
<.<


WYTYG is your bitch, go make her enter.


*coughruncough*

:P

I could always copy and paste Ms. Apple's face over mine so that way there are 9 females and she wins twice..>.>

Did you see Aelosia yet?!

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This is what you people have done for the last 4 days? This?

Figures. :p

Not so much in the other pics, but in this one, you look like Ricky Schroeder.


I get that a lot. I dont see it so much, but oh well.

Did you see Aelosia yet?!

Yea..I...did......

I still think you're, er, prettier?

Yea..I...did......

I still think you're, er, prettier?

*writes*

Yea..I...did......

I still think you're, er, prettier?

Aww, you cupcake!

Aww, you cupcake!

Hah..that's the first time I took that as a good thing to have been said :-P

I don't think I've said any cute words towards you yet...

Does "You're really cute and funny" suffice?

...

This is what you people have done for the last 4 days? This?

Figures. :p

To be fair, I've recently been watching Psych's mastery at work.

Hey, so how old do I look?

I'm told I look like I'm in my 20s, and most others discover the very boyish face that still exists beneath this giant scar known as my face...>.>

>.>
<.<


WYTYG is your bitch, go make her enter.

Enter! Enter!

*coughruncough*

:P
Holy timewarp batman, it's even worse than before! :eek:

And no thanks, you're doing fine without me. *pats*

BTW, I've seen Gravlen's pic,too. Two of 'em, in fact. Both nekkid. Part of this might have been a lie.

Oh, and: love the pic, Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)! :p

Hah..that's the first time I took that as a good thing to have been said :-P

I don't think I've said any cute words towards you yet...

Does "You're really cute and funny" suffice?

Nyess... though not very original, coming from you it does suffice :) because something tells me that you are being cute and original by not trying to be original.

you're quite the pookypoo yourself! (and I can try to be original and fail miserably, because something tells me you will find that original).

To be fair, I've recently been watching Psych's mastery at work.

I'm not sure how it's a mastery, in some way I still feel like I'm being toyed with...in a way...not a solid thought...just a tinker thought...

Nyess... though not very original, coming from you it does suffice :) because something tells me that you are being cute and original by not trying to be original.

you're quite the pookypoo yourself! (and I can try to be original and fail miserably, because something tells me you will find that original).

Hah...

You are pretty 'creative' non the less...I'm just too stupid to think of a word that won't sound dumb :P

And no thanks, you're doing fine without me. *pats*

Not really, we only have like 7 "female" contestants.

*has ideas*


Ok, we can cope with less than 10 wimminz if the scoring for the wimminz is slightly different from the menz.

Not really, we only have like 7 "female" contestants.

*has ideas*


Ok, we can cope with less than 10 wimminz if the scoring for the wimminz is slightly different from the menz.

Hail! Time to get this over with :)

Hey, so how old do I look?

I'm told I look like I'm in my 20s, and most others discover the very boyish face that still exists beneath this giant scar known as my face...>.>

You definitely look older than you are :) you are only a munchkin in the way that you look cuddly (and you say cuddly things).

Are you getting all this Dinaverg?

I hope I come in second..

I'm not sure how it's a mastery, in some way I still feel like I'm being toyed with...in a way...not a solid thought...just a tinker thought...

It comes with the methodology, I assume. In a way, a toy is how you started. We've worked up from there already, which is amazingly quick, it seems. First, appearing utterly sheepish and self-depricating, then showing a bit of temerity...Like the part where Bambi stands up on 'is own. It's quite intruiging.

You definitely look older than you are :) you are only a munchkin in the way that you look cuddly (and you say cuddly things).

Are you getting all this Dinaverg?

I love you...

Too bad you're in Belgium, I'm in the Midwest :-P

It comes with the methodology, I assume. In a way, a toy is how you started. We've worked up from there already, which is amazingly quick, it seems. First, appearing utterly sheepish and self-depricating, then showing a bit of temerity...Like the part where Bambi stands up on 'is own. It's quite intruiging.

So in other words...

I'm Jesus' Second Coming?

You definitely look older than you are :) you are only a munchkin in the way that you look cuddly (and you say cuddly things).

Are you getting all this Dinaverg?

Curses, she's onto me. I can't disrupt the procedure. I must be more covert from now on...

So in other words...

I'm Jesus' Second Coming?

On girls like her? Yeah.

I love you...

Too bad you're in Belgium, I'm in the Midwest :-P

NOW you are making me blush... ^^

NOW you are making me blush... ^^

Oh when you say I look cudly/say cudly things...

Trust me, I'm very cudly in person lol. >.> I heart the cudlez...wait it has two d's...cuddles? >.>

Anyways...

Joe: 4 :-D [Keeping track of my points..]

I love you...

Too bad you're in Belgium, I'm in the Midwest :-P

That's, what, 6 time zones? I'm dealing with worse than that. :P

Curses, she's onto me. I can't disrupt the procedure. I must be more covert from now on...



On girls like her? Yeah.

Yes you should <insert white text>, since others might notice. I didn't though. Didn't see a thing.

You are hereby bribed.

What exactly IS a 'girl like me'?

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This is what you people have done for the last 4 days? This?

Figures. :p

Enter the contest and I'll buy you something from Philly.

Yes you should <insert white text>, since others might notice. I didn't though. Didn't see a thing.

You are hereby bribed.

What exactly IS a 'girl like me'?

Attractive, Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, Funny, Has a Sense of Humor, Nice, Smart, hmm...

I think that's what he meant, I know that's what I mean.

Enter the contest and I'll buy you something from Philly.

I'll hold off starting until Ruffy manages to/gives up trying to talk WYTYG into entering.

Yes you should <insert white text>, since others might notice. I didn't though. Didn't see a thing.

You are hereby bribed.

What exactly IS a 'girl like me'?

Any girl that'd go for the bit Psych has going for him. Really, it's a circular definition.

Attractive, Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, Funny, Has a Sense of Humor, Nice, Smart, hmm...

I think that's what he meant, I know that's what I mean.

Hehe...Nice job with that set-up.

Any girl that'd go for the bit Psych has going for him. Really, it's a circular definition.

Wait, what exactly do I have going for me?

Wait, what exactly do I have going for me?

Like I said, your current behavior is still based off you, only exaggurated, and the exagguration is mostly unconcious. Also, you seem to be hitting just the right buttons in just the right order. Like on television, where the main character runs into technology he's never seen before and hacks into it by randomly pressing buttons on the keyboard.

Well, you can hold off trying to guilt trip me right now.:P And seriously, what does Philly have that I want? He's not going to send cheesesteaks, so eh.

I'm having the weirdest feeling of deja vu here.

Anyway, *guilt trips*

I'll hold off starting until Ruffy manages to/gives up trying to talk WYTYG into entering.Well, you can hold off trying to guilt trip me right now.:P And seriously, what does Philly have that I want? He's not going to send cheesesteaks, so eh.

Like I said, your current behavior is still based off you, only exaggurated, and the exagguration is mostly unconcious. Also, you seem to be hitting just the right buttons in just the right order. Like on television, where the main character runs into technology he's never seen before and hacks into it by randomly pressing buttons on the keyboard.

Lol that's a great way to compare me to something I guess...

Ironically, I am somewhat Tech savvy as well...

So is this thread gonna be spammed to death?






If so, I'm late!! :)

So is this thread gonna be spammed to death?

If so, I'm late!! :)

Indeed, you shall assist me, eh?

Well, most of it was just me and Eraeya...'talking'...

So yea.

Indeed, you shall assist me, eh?
Shall I? I don't mind the premise of this thread, so I'd rather not see it in spam or *shivers* chat just yet.

Damn, chat... I feel dirty just mentioning it now... :(
Well, most of it was just me and Eraeya...'talking'...

So yea.

And you're done now, right? Good. Let's get this show back on track.

Any other contestants? Or Are we ready for the next stage of the contest? Is there a deadline? I'm looking at you, Ifreann?

Well, you can hold off trying to guilt trip me right now.:P And seriously, what does Philly have that I want? He's not going to send cheesesteaks, so eh.

I'm not sure I care for your attitude this very second. Go to your room.

So is this thread gonna be spammed to death?

from spam it came and to spam it shall return

I'm not sure I care for your attitude this very second. Go to your room.
I'll even go to my bed. ;)

Judges! Begin judging!

for great judgestice!

Any other contestants? Or Are we ready for the next stage of the contest? Is there a deadline? I'm looking at you, Ifreann?

Since Ruffy fails at making WYTYG enter:
Competition am begin!

The judges will order the contestants in order of the sexiness of their picture, with the first being the sexiest. The contestants will be awarded points based on how high they are rated by each judge.

Since we have so few women their side of the contest will be done purely on points through the three rounds and on points for the poll I'm going to add soon. The winner will be the one with the most points at the end of the three rounds and when the poll is closed.

For the guys, the top ten will be placed in a poll to see who wins.

Judges! Begin judging!

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This is what you people have done for the last 4 days? This?

Figures. :p
This is your excuse for being AWOL for the last 4 days? This?

Please provide the following information:
Name: Beatriz Victoria "Aelosia" Palacios
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Height: 1.50 meters.
Location: Caracas, Venezuela.
Location of origin(if different from above): I was born in Vitoria, Spain, if it helps.

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
I have no microphone right now, but I will add the sample later. Please tell me if you want me to talk in spanish or english.

By submitting this form you agree to abide by the rules (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576834&postcount=2) of this contest.
Woot for cuteness!

Oh, and how about both? Spanish and english? :)
Cats?!? Good gawd!

Well, I'm gonna call it a day and take my daily drunken nap. Y'all chat about your cats for a while. I'll be back to tool on people later. :p
...says Cluich, whose tune has been changed quite a bit since discovering this thread, after being allowed free tooling-range and of course not to mention some hardy females coming around ;)
BTW, I've seen Gravlen's pic,too. Two of 'em, in fact. Both nekkid. :eek: Ixnay on the udit-ey!

Part of this might have been a lie.
Too late, now they all want one. I know my generalites :(

:p

I'll even go to my bed. ;)

Go take a look at the voice thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523793&page=42), why dont'cha! Bad jokes are posted!

Andiamo!

Male Contestants:


Pyschotika
Kanabia
Skibereen
Free Soviets
Infinite Revolution
Potarius
Pure Metal
The Metal Horde
Delator
Pathetic Romantics
Lunatic Goofballs
Strathcarlie
Kiryu-shi
Cruxium
German Nightmare
Atsetaro
Johnny B Goode
New Stalinberg


Now the fun part!

Female Contestants

Terrorist Cakes
Ilie
Luipaard
Dakini
Eraeya
Akai Oni
Aelosia
Carisbrooke

And the links...

Male Contestants:
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)

Female Contestants
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)

Thanks Gravlen, most apprecciated.

I'll go part by part on my opinion on this "pageant".

First, my competition. I'll be entirely honest here, so I don't want any complains. Grow some skin, ladies, in case any of you get offended.

Eraeya, you look completely cute in that picture. Actually, you even look a bit younger than you really are, but your features are pretty well defined. Sadly, all belgians I've encountered are pretty fat and dull, and looks like you are the exception, interesting features indeed. Daan is also a curious name, I guess it is common there in Belgium.

Luipaard, your turn. I already said I deeply envy your eye color, that for me is extremely exotic and exquisite. Also, you look quite good in your succubi costume. I am pretty sure you will grow up into a gorgueous woman. Lose the mask, honey, you don't need it.

Ilie. Well, let's start about you. You have this look of innocence that entirely benefits you. From the pictures I have seen, nature bestowed you with a rather astonishing body. Please use that for your benefit. Good bodies combined with rather cute faces are extremely rare.

Dakini, I remember she earned my vote last pageant. She is one of the fresher faces around, although to earn more votes should change her picture to a more fitting one. That one doesn't make you justice, dear. To you, voters, a vote for Dakini is a vote for beauty.

Terrorist Cakes, the one with the most naughty pictures. And for a good reason. You need to show such wondrous assets dear. I almost screamed "CHEATING!" when I saw the picture. With that, the rest of us doesn't have any chance to win, your body seems to be ages ahead of the rest of us, although Ilie could hold her ground.

Akai Oni, first your name, ok? Jade is your true name? I would love to be called Jade, sexiest name ever. Second, you have this half dreamer, half playful expression that for sure make more than one guy to babble and dribble as they look at your face. The entire package goes along with your expression, completely entrancing to the guys, I guess.

Carisbrooke, I am pretty sure you are the cute kind, no need to hide behind a camera. For what I have read about you, you are quite the fresh and confident girl. Just for encouragement, I think I'll cast my vote for you, although I am still largely undecided.

Pfft, that Aelosia girl should get a plastic surgery and a pair of new frontal reasons, she's too short, skinny, and ungraceful to be even competing here.

That's it about the wymmin. I ain't throwing flowers at you, you peeled rats, so you bettah realize the true bitch is in the hood.

About the yummy men that have posted, I'll write another post entirely dedicated to them, but you will have to wait until I finish my warm dinner, cooked entirely by myself. Luckily, I will have drunk half a bottle of wine then, and my opinions about you will try to be pleasant.