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Name: Heather
Age:17
Gender: Female!
Height: 5'5
Location: Canada
Location of origin(if different from above): The Moon

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies1192.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies1202.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies125.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
http://media.putfile.com/TC-Speaks

Meh...what the hell.

OFFICIAL ENTRY FORM

* Name: Colin
* Age: 24
* Gender: Male
* Height: 5'10" (1.78 m)
* Location: Wisconsin
* Location of origin (if different from above): Minneapolis, Minnesota

Pics

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Italy.jpg
(June 2001)

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/2ccdc060.jpg
(June 2006)

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Delator.jpg
(Feb. 2007)



...no voiceclip. Sorry. I sang bass in choir, if that helps. :p

EDIT:

Since I'm desperate to place exactly 10th among males (mainly so I can put "NS's 10th Sexiest Male" in my sig :p ), I thought I'd throw a few more pics on here.

I'm pretty sure most of the voting is done, but what the hell... :)

These were taken about two weeks ago. It was a friend's 21st birthday party, so I'm pretty drunk in all three pics.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Hiya.jpg
- I don't recall this being taken...I look surprised.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Me.jpg
- I'm pretty drunk in this one, I think. :p

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Headbangin.jpg
- That's me in the middle, demonstrating my mad headbanging skills.


...so yeah. Vote for me. :cool:

*is procrastinating on a paper*

Name: matt
Age: 25
Gender: mostly of the stereotypically xy persuasion
Height: 183ish cm
Location: idaho for a couple more weeks
Location of origin(if different from above): chicago

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
have a sampler -
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4983/55305264vl6.jpg
http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/2728/879019557lgb3.jpg
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7881/climbuh7.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5976/gradvn6.jpg

free soviets's talent:
i have mysterious and awesome and even astounding powers to see both your future and your past! for previously demonstrated examples, see:
Free Soviets predicts your future! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367502)
and
Free Soviets reminisces about your past! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=472331)

if further demonstration is required, just ask and you shall personally experience the awesteryounding wonder for yourself directly.

Name: Heather
Age:17
Gender: Female!
Height: 5'5
Location: Canada
Location of origin(if different from above): The Moon

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies1192.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies1202.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies125.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
http://media.putfile.com/TC-Speaks

dam

Why thank you, although I'm not sure what it says that my wallpaper got a higher rating. >_>

Old wallpaper at that.

I tend to find 'quite nice' a higher quotation than 'cute', but of course that's just a question of interpretation :)

There's no shame in drooling. (http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/Urara322/?action=view&current=CIMG1010.jpg&slideshow=true&interval=3)

Ohh...God..damn... If you're really as sexy as your car I say you win!

*is procrastinating on a paper*

Name: matt
Age: 25
Gender: mostly of the stereotypically xy persuasion
Height: 183ish cm
Location: idaho for a couple more weeks
Location of origin(if different from above): chicago

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
have a sampler -
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4983/55305264vl6.jpg
http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/2728/879019557lgb3.jpg
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7881/climbuh7.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5976/gradvn6.jpg

You have my vote.

Ifreann is like a god among talking coin owners!

Say hi to coiny from me :)
Coiny says "How you doin?"
Heh. According to the OP, you've applied to be a judge under my name.

Go Ifreann! :p
>.>
<.<
Can I doctor my soundfile to make my voice sound sexier than it actually is?
Yes.
Ah yes...an attention-whoring thread. As if we need more of those... :rolleyes:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/FlyingFish.jpg
Unfortunately, so have I. :(

Wifey doesn't approve. :(
*makes whipped noise*
Will there be a male and a female winner?
Nope.
I'm out too,because I'd want to be able to sniff the female contestants as part of the judging.
The sooner they figure out how to transmit smell over the interwebs the better.
Height: 5 foot 11 (damnit, not quite 6 ft!)
I know your pain
It's Gaelic. :p
:confused:
I don't wanna post my voice.
You can go for judging, since I'm nice and I know you want to, I'll do your form for you.
Ifreann said he was not going to do something like this as he did not want the blame
Ifreann changed his mind
Query: Is a voice sample entirely necessary? I have no method of actually recording my voice. Also I'm a Brummie. Granted my accent is partially Brummie, partially Silhillian, but still...

So yeah, voice needed?
Nope, it won't be judged if people can't/won't provide a sample.
Nuh uh, no WAY am I even going to CONSIDER entering this.

But good luck to those who do. ;)
Go on, you know you want to.
Considering how I CAME UP with the idea for a sexiest NSer competition and I hosted the first one ever and I was a judge in the second one, I should get to be a judge. *nods*
The RNG shall decide if you are worthy.
I don't want to try for sexiest NSer, but can I try for asexiest NSer?
Wouldn't you win by default? Aren't you the only asexual here?
in other words, bribe ifreann directly
Yes.
The rules dont say anything about gifts.

Btw Ifrean, I´m pretty sure you will like this box of Cuban cigars I`m sending my beautifull cheerleader cousin deliver to you. ;)
I don't smoke, but the cheerleader should be fun.
So does last years' winner jump out of the cake or something?
That'd be cool......

More judges would be nice too.

Name:Snafurti
Gender:F
Sexuality:Bi

Nope.


Aww, that sucks. The heterosexual male dominance here ensures that no guys will make the cut when it comes to the final poll results. :(

Aww, that sucks. The heterosexual male dominance here ensures that no guys will make the cut when it comes to the final poll results. :(

I was counting on there being enough gay guys to balance it out.

Here is an appropriately sexy picture, I hope:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/PICT1018se.jpg


It certainly is. ;)

Hullo Kanabia, sorry I haven't been around on MSN much (ever). I just can't get the hang of chat rooms anymore. :( Anyway, nice to see you again!

I'll forgive you, I guess. ;) Nice to see you too. :)

Yep. I was born in Tianjin, China. (again, cookies to anybody who has heard of that city before.)

I have. :)

Howzabout eye close-up pix?

If I must...

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/567/eyes0uwmr3.jpg

I was counting on there being enough gay guys to balance it out.

I really doubt it. What you should do is have the final 10 results split into two seperate polls based on gender (Despite being an advocate of removing such divisions when it comes to contests like these, i'm willing to temporarily throw that idea out the window if I have a better chance to win). ;)

I really doubt it. What you should do is have the final 10 results split into two seperate polls based on gender (Despite being an advocate of removing such divisions when it comes to contests like these, i'm willing to temporarily throw that idea out the window if I have a better chance to win). ;)

Yeah, I guess.

*rejigs OP*

OP are re-jigged!

I'd enter. But I don't post voice clips or pictures. Also I wouldn't win, and I don't want to.

Actually, it's quite true about people born in Adelaide. They're all insane. Must be something in the water - I don't know if you've had the unfortunate experience of encountering it (Adelaide tap water) yet, but if you ever do, you'll understand. :)

You obviously haven't met someone from there. ;)

Hehe, yeah, one of the feckers owes me $120, at the moment. Unfortunately I seem to have accepted as a reference another guy from Adelaide.

Anyway, nothin' newbish about not knowing Adelaide. Adelaide is to be avoided like [tries to think of something Belgian]... cowpat?

:mad: Damn Victorians!!!!

Although... I started clenching my fists and growling at the keyboard as I read this so maybe there is something wrong with us. And don't dump your waste in the river that's our only water supply and then come over here and complain about how bad it tastes and how we don't notice anything wrong with it. Stay over in your crappy east coast smog pit that has more football teams than all the other states combined and still manages to lose year after year. Also... it's our $120 now. :p

Then again. I guess your not factually as bad as the Queenslanders... or those from Sydney (52nd state of America). But the state rivalry makes unfounded arguments okay.

Ifreann changed his mind

i wish i did today lose 40$ on two up this morning

I'd enter. But I don't post voice clips or pictures. Also I wouldn't win, and I don't want to.

Be a judge, we have something of a lack.

Be a judge, we have something of a lack.

I am afraid I shall have to decline. I'm not particularly good at choosing favourites of anything.

Sexiest NSer Competition 2007
Judges’ Entry Form

Please provide the following information:
Name: Andersonvilla
Gender: Male/31
Sexuality: Straight

I am afraid I shall have to decline. I'm not particularly good at choosing favourites of anything.

Spoil sport.

Spoil sport.

:( It's not my fault I always decide too quickly or not at all. But yeah. I'm not judge material.

:( It's not my fault I always decide too quickly or not at all. But yeah. I'm not judge material.

Bah, we need more judges.

More contestants would be good too.....

Just say that anyone who's applied to be a judge by now can be.

I just want power.

Meh, ok.

Be a judge, we have something of a lack.
Just say that anyone who's applied to be a judge by now can be.

I just want power.

Just say that anyone who's applied to be a judge by now can be.

I just want power.

I guess that means Ifreann will have to change the "nobody knows who the judges are" rule.

I guess that means Ifreann will have to change the "nobody knows who the judges are" rule.

Done and done.

Wouldn't you win by default? Aren't you the only asexual here?


I'm not sure...there might be others...

I'm not sure...there might be others...

Well I say you win anyway.

Well I say you win anyway.

Yay!:)

Yay!:)

You can send me my bribe now >.> <.<

I guess Ifreann didn't put me in the OP as a judge because I didn't fill out this info. So here goes:

Name: Jello
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Height: 5 '10
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

You can send me my bribe now >.> <.<

:)

Although even if I did, Chandy would still win.

:)

Woah, woah! Don't the judges get to have a say in this?

It's Ifreann's contest... the judges don't get a say. You tell Ifreann what you think, and then the words he chooses come out of your mouth.

Well I say you win anyway.
Woah, woah! Don't the judges get to have a say in this?

Although even if I did, Chandy would still win.

It's Ifreann's contest... the judges don't get a say. You tell Ifreann what you think, and then the words he chooses come out of your mouth.

Correct. I are almighty!

I guess Ifreann didn't put me in the OP as a judge because I didn't fill out this info. So here goes:

Name: Jello
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Height: 5 '10
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Not even a picture?

Where's your vanity?

In the car waiting for me to hurry the hell up and get dressed.

Well what are you doing posting here? You don't want to keep your vanity waiting.

Not even a picture?

Where's your vanity?

Where's yours?

But I'm still wet..

You'll dry off in the car.

Where's yours?

In the car waiting for me to hurry the hell up and get dressed.

Well what are you doing posting here? You don't want to keep your vanity waiting.

But I'm still wet..

That has to be one of the most confusing time-warpages I've seen...

And this'll probably get posted somewhere in the middle of it.

You'd be lucky to get in on this time warpage.

That has to be one of the most confusing time-warpages I've seen...

And this'll probably get posted somewhere in the middle of it.

That has to be one of the most confusing time-warpages I've seen...

Correct.
And this'll probably get posted somewhere in the middle of it.

Incorrect.

Why do I get the feeling that the interest in this thread peaked some time ago :(

Why do I get the feeling that the interest in this thread peaked some time ago :(

You're really bored aren't you

Aha! Obviously all we have to do is go find one of these people that downloaded your pic and get one from them! Seeing as there were so many, it should be an easy job. :D

Good luck with that. :p

*decides not to post a pic for fear of Cluich's tool on me!*:p

Don't worry. I'm only tooling on people if they give me permission to do so. ;)

I don't want to try for sexiest NSer, but can I try for asexiest NSer?

Only if you reproduce by budding or dispersing spores.

Cluich! Where've you been, I haven't seen you around in ages... never mind the fact that I'm not on NSG nearly as much as I used to be. Here, for you (http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/samoatstout.jpg), just 'cause.

Ooh! Sammy Smith's! Thanks, hon! :D

I'm not on NSG so much anymore myself, just pop in from time to time. I was losing too many IQ points from reading the drivel here on a regular basis.

Only if you reproduce by budding or dispersing spores.

Don't tempt her!

You're really bored aren't you

If you're reeeeaaally really bored: I edited my application some.

Correct.
Of course.

Incorrect.
Bugger.

If you're reeeeaaally really bored: I edited my application some.

Not bored enough to sift through 20 pages again. :p

You're really bored aren't you

Yes.

Yes.

I noticed because you were posting half-arsedly in every single thread a while back

I noticed because you were posting half-arsedly in every single thread a while back

And how is that different from the way he normally posts? :p

I noticed because you were posting half-arsedly in every single thread a while back

I have nothing to do and plenty of time to do it.

Also, look at the spam forum.

And how is that different from the way he normally posts? :p

Usually he leaves some of them

I have nothing to do and plenty of time to do it.

Also, look at the spam forum.

*looks at spam forum*
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/584/monocleai2.png

I have never seen anything like it.... you win... something

Not even a picture?

Where's your vanity?Judges don't post pictures, we judge the pictures of others.

*looks at spam forum*
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/584/monocleai2.png

I have never seen anything like it.... you win... something

What do I win, what do I win?!

I have nothing to do and plenty of time to do it.

Also, look at the spam forum.
Dude, get a grip. Uber-spamming the spam forum is like the equivalent of going round a pub drinking the unwanted dregs of other people's drinks. We've all been there. Well, I know I have (the spamming, not the drinking). Go to bed. Masturbate. Watch daytime tv. Watch stupid videos on youtube. :p

If you're reeeeaaally really bored: I edited my application some.
Why do you have a fat mummy in the corner of your room? And what happened to your neck? Did your cat maul you or something?

Edit: And is that a bass guitar I can see behind you? Left-handed, no less, unless I'm just being dumb. You just keep getting cooler.

Dude, get a grip. Uber-spamming the spam forum is like the equivalent of going round a pub drinking the unwanted dregs of other people's drinks. We've all been there. Well, I know I have (the spamming, not the drinking).
Strange analogy....
Go to bed.
Can't.
Masturbate.
Can't without getting arrested.
Watch daytime tv.
Can't.
Watch stupid videos on youtube. :p
Can only watch, no sound.

What do I win, what do I win?!

This kewpie doll.

http://www.toyzine.com/sale/dolls/kewpie_rbr01.jpg

This kewpie doll.

http://www.toyzine.com/sale/dolls/kewpie_rbr01.jpg

:eek:

You keep it, it's scary.

Strange analogy....
Best I could think of.

Can't.

Can't without getting arrested.

Can't.

Can only watch, no sound.
All this leads me to deduce that you are at a public computer, perhaps in your university library? In which case - read a book!

Or do something people should do in college or school: study.

Best I could think of.


All this leads me to deduce that you are at a public computer, perhaps in your university library? In which case - read a book!

Your deduction skills are impressive, it's the computer building, not the library. But reading academic books would only bore me further, I imagine.

Worry not, i-am-bored.com will keep me amused.
Or do something people should do in college or school: study.

That's ridiculous.

:eek:

You keep it, it's scary.

Oh, you know you love it and will sleep with it every night... :p

What do I win, what do I win?!

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1189/toomuchtimeqs1.png

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1189/toomuchtimeqs1.png
Yay!
Do you not get free papers in your uni library? We did at mine. Wasn't exactly conducive to studying though.

Not in the library, and only the college papers(there are two for some reason).

Or do something people should do in college or school: study.
LOL! :D :p

Your deduction skills are impressive, it's the computer building, not the library. But reading academic books would only bore me further, I imagine.

Worry not, i-am-bored.com will keep me amused.
Do you not get free papers in your uni library? We did at mine. Wasn't exactly conducive to studying though.

Bah, we need more judges.

More contestants would be good too.....

I can't help but notice, my dear Ifreann, that my suggestion that I myself be taken into consideration as a potential judge has not been followed up nor commented on. :mad:

I suspect some vast conspiracy! :gundge:

I can't help but notice, my dear Ifreann, that my suggestion that I myself be taken into consideration as a potential judge has not been followed up nor commented on. :mad:

I suspect some vast conspiracy! :gundge:

If you didn't use the form I probably didn't see it. Sorries.

Why do I get the feeling that the interest in this thread peaked some time ago :(

Don't worry, people are still filing slowly by. Give it a week before you start fretting.

Don't worry. I'm only tooling on people if they give me permission to do so. ;)


I give you permission to tool on me if you'd like. It's always nice to have a project. :cool:

:mad: Damn Victorians!!!!

Although... I started clenching my fists and growling at the keyboard as I read this so maybe there is something wrong with us. And don't dump your waste in the river that's our only water supply and then come over here and complain about how bad it tastes and how we don't notice anything wrong with it. Stay over in your crappy east coast smog pit that has more football teams than all the other states combined and still manages to lose year after year. Also... it's our $120 now. :p

Then again. I guess your not factually as bad as the Queenslanders... or those from Sydney (52nd state of America). But the state rivalry makes unfounded arguments okay.

Aww, Dryks, calm down. You're missing something here...

Place of Origin: Adelaide, Australia

I think i'm qualified to speak on that particular topic. ;)

First, i would be honored to be tooled on by Cluichstan...::feels left out::...

Next, even though I am not a judge...

I would like to say this is a farce if Free Soviets or Dakini dont win.

As they are clearly the two sexiest people to post in this thread...
Clearly.

I say this with grudging note to Free Soviets 'sexah' , with small consolation that he too shaves his head...at least occasionally as I do.

But damn man you look like a fecking movie star.

And Dakini looks 'sexah' with a profile shot on a shitty webcam no pose no effort...which implies if she "put it on you", it would be a wrap, fhhtt done with.

Just my 2 cents.

Hmm, on closer inspection I'll be avoiding this...

You can go for judging, since I'm nice and I know you want to, I'll do your form for you.

Thank you! :fluffle:

Why do you have a fat mummy in the corner of your room? And what happened to your neck? Did your cat maul you or something?

Edit: And is that a bass guitar I can see behind you? Left-handed, no less, unless I'm just being dumb. You just keep getting cooler.

The fat mummy is an Ikea lamp :p

My neck being smudged is that darn sandblasted glowy-effect on my cam that I am not going to use anymore. The pic will be replaced the moment I feel like seeing my own face on screen again. thank you for pointing it out ;)

The bass in the back is mine indeed ^^ it's a right handed one, though playing bass is one of few things I do right handed. And no, I'm not going to go any furhter on that subject :p

And thank you :fluffle: so do you.

Name: Heather
Age:17
Gender: Female!
Height: 5'5
Location: Canada
Location of origin(if different from above): The Moon

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies1192.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies1202.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/pickies125.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
http://media.putfile.com/TC-Speaks

*eek* You're a Picasso!!! :eek:

...and as you can see, the ass is on the front.

*sound of clapping physicians*

...and as you can see, the ass is on the front.

*sound of clapping physicians*

Enter already!

If I must...

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/567/eyes0uwmr3.jpg

Ach, THAT's the stuff!!!!!
*douses self with bucket of with H2O*

*glances around for WYTYG*

I did wonder.



Not sure how you work that one out, but :)

U r fun-ny

The fat mummy is an Ikea lamp :p
I did wonder.


And thank you :fluffle: so do you.
Not sure how you work that one out, but :)

Down, girl. I'm almost 35. :p

translation:

"Any tumescence you encounter is most likely posthumous in nature"

Enter already!
I refer you to the penultimate page, in which it was determined that my answer is "no".

EDIT: Fear of failure put paid to my attempt :)

*enters*
Name: Kento
Age: 17
Gender: M
Height: 5'8"
Location: Upstate New York
Location of origin(if different from above): Brooklyn, NY

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/me/th_P1010085.jpg (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/me/P1010085.jpg)


http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/me/

*is judged*

I refer you to the penultimate page, in which it was determined that my answer is "no".

EDIT: Fear of failure put paid to my attempt :)

*uses awsome powers of peer pressure*

*uses awsome powers of peer pressure*
If I can find something bordering on a good picture then maaaaybe...

translation:

"Any tumescence you encounter is most likely posthumous in nature"

Haha! Oy vey...

*enters*
Name: Kento
Age: 17
Gender: M
Height: 5'8"
Location: Upstate New York
Location of origin(if different from above): Brooklyn, NY

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/me/th_P1010085.jpg (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/me/P1010085.jpg)


http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/me/

*is judged*

Yes yes, you will be judged. YOU WILL ALL BE JUDGED! BWAHAHAHAHAAA!

Name: Steve
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Height: 5'10''
Location: Canada

Here's a pic (http://photos-115.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v66/213/99/79100878/n79100878_30433115_8218.jpg) from St. Patty's Day - enjoy!

Here's another one (http://photos-090.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v64/11/5/79101391/n79101391_30408090_7209.jpg) for your viewing pleasure, sans beard and with my better half

Another one... (http://a815.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01462/41/84/1462574814_l.jpg)

And finally, how could I NOT post THIS picture? (http://a695.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00198/49/66/198866694_l.jpg) (As is evidenced, I am the lord of the karaoke machine :D )

Name: Steve
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Height: 5'10''
Location: Canada

Here's a pic from St. Patty's Day - enjoy!

http://photos-115.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v66/213/99/79100878/n79100878_30433115_8218.jpg

Hang on, I think I was at that party...were you the one wearing the cloverleaf glasses? :D

I was suggesting you enter since you're oh so qualified. You might even get picked by the random number generator (http://www.random.org/integers/).


Your poor reading comprehension skills are showing :p

Entered anyway, you're straight, aren't you?

Yep on both accounts. I like the ladies. ;)

I got top 100 highest Reading Comprehension in the United States! W00t for poor education systems! Yay!

Hang on, I think I was at that party...were you the one wearing the cloverleaf glasses? :D

No, I was the guy speaking exclusively in quotes from Boondock Saints.

Yep on both accounts. I like the ladies. ;)

I got top 100 highest Reading Comprehension in the United States! W00t for poor education systems! Yay!

N1c3. ;) Wanderjar, I know nothing about you, but you are my twin in join time. Plus it looks like you've posted a LOT more. Give me the rundown on what you're about, eh? Nice to meet you. :)

No, I was the guy speaking exclusively in quotes from Boondock Saints.

Ah! Wrong party then. I WISH I'd been partying in Canada...you guys know how to do it.

N1c3. ;) Wanderjar, I know nothing about you, but you are my twin in join time. Plus it looks like you've posted a LOT more. Give me the rundown on what you're about, eh? Nice to meet you. :)


lol. :)


I'm American (Floridian), a jock, and my one true love is Military History.

I WISH I'd been partying in Canada...you guys know how to do it.

QFT; in fact, that might be the wisest, most profound statement on the whole jolt forum.

lol. :)


I'm American (Floridian), a jock, and my one true love is Military History.

Oy vey, my total opposite. Well, nice to meet you anyway. ;)

QFT; in fact, that might be the wisest, most profound statement on the whole jolt forum.

Hell, I do try.

I give you permission to tool on me if you'd like. It's always nice to have a project. :cool:

First, i would be honored to be tooled on by Cluichstan...::feels left out::...

Did either of you post pics? :confused:

translation:

"Any tumescence you encounter is most likely posthumous in nature"

Nah, I use the poor man's Viagra: a popsicle stick and some duct tape.

Ah! Wrong party then. I WISH I'd been partying in Canada...you guys know how to do it.
Yeah, but Portland has the best local music.

Oy vey, my total opposite. Well, nice to meet you anyway. ;)

:D


Cheers!

Did either of you post pics? :confused:



Nah, I use the poor man's Viagra: a popsicle stick and some duct tape.

Yes...I'd link you, but I'm not sure how. It's in the first few pages of this thread.

Yeah, but Portland has the best local music.

And some great crafters too, as I can see on www.Etsy.com. I can't wait to go!

Yes...I'd link you, but I'm not sure how. It's in the first few pages of this thread.

Ah, yes, the If-guy has it edited into the OP, so here goes (and don't forget that you asked for it ;) ):

You get off on the idea that a 14-year-old boy dressed as Mr. Spock might be sitting at his computer right now, wanking to your pic. You'd really like to be in porn, but you can't find any takers. Also, you never go to parties early. Instead, you go very, very late, when all of the guys there are already good and hammered, in the hope that maybe -- just maybe -- one of them will be so blasted out of his mind that he'll go home with you.

Okay, any volunteers to be my next victim? :D

Sorry, for some reason Jolt is being pretty slow and I didn't see it in time. And I haven't even gotten through the whole thread, have you posted a pic yet? You really must. <3
No, I haven't... I'm still shy, you see... When I can't even post in the what'cha look like thread, I probably won't post in the Sexiest NS thread will I? ;)
If you didn't use the form I probably didn't see it. Sorries.
Yay! See? There's that putty Ilie is talking about :D

And yeah... that last post was made during a random mood swing... Or mood dip, rather, seeing as how I saw someone I didn't want to see IRL... But never mind. You get a fluffle for putting me in the judges pool anyway :p :fluffle:

Did either of you post pics? :confused:
.
Here all the pics I posted...two seperate posts.

Me (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat23.jpg)

Me and my Daughter Aidan (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat22.jpg)

Rasputin Phase (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat20.jpg)

Temujin Phase (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Givemethefilm.jpg)

Me and my Beautiful wife(dont tool on her) (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/sho.jpg)


Tool away sir.

And some great crafters too, as I can see on www.Etsy.com. I can't wait to go!

They are pretty awsome. The Portland Saturday Market really can't be beat.

But damn man you look like a fecking movie star.

damn, thanks

Only if you reproduce by budding or dispersing spores.


No. But asexy is the word we asexuals use instead of sexy sometimes. Like on the AVEN forums, my rank is Asexy Samurai.

Nah, I use the poor man's Viagra: a popsicle stick and some duct tape.

note to consumers, popsicle stick and duct tape are for external use only

*boredom and attention seekerness beats fear of being ignored into submission*

*enters against better jusdgement*

Sexiest NSer Competition 2007
Contestants’ Entry Form

Please provide the following information:

* Name: Ross
* Age: 22
* Gender: M
* Height: 176cm
* Location: Edinburgh
* Location of origin(if different from above): Aberdeen via Jersey

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/n61015455_31834224_8825.jpg
on the right, obviously
and: http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/DSCF0167.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
drunken (http://media.putfile.com/om-pom-tiddly-eye-po-as-they-say) ramblings (http://media.putfile.com/yess-tiz)

Infinite Revolution, you do get some points for having such a cute roommate. :cool:

Infinite Revolution, you do get some points for having such a cute roommate. :cool:

heh! i considered cropping the image, but then i thought i'd try getting some reflected glory off her :p

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/n61015455_31834224_8825.jpg
on the right, obviously
and: http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/DSCF0167.jpg

You look very familiar for some reason...:confused:

You look very familiar for some reason...:confused:

well i have posted my pic on here many times before.

well i have posted my pic on here many times before.
That could be it, but I swear you look like someone I know from uni. Not got a clue who, though.

Okay, any volunteers to be my next victim? :D
:eek: No thanks. :p

Cool, I want in.
I was thinking about signing you up for it... After all, you already had that one pic for the competition... ;)

But this one beats it.
Here is an appropriately sexy picture, I hope:
[OMG!!!]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/PICT1018se.jpg[/OMG!!!]
Whoever else decides to participate - you already have my vote! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/IlieBulb.gif

That could be it, but I swear you look like someone I know from uni. Not got a clue who, though.

what uni were you at? maybe i visited people there a few years ago, i did a tour of visiting friends at uni all over the country the year before i started so by some insane coincidence we could have met and not even known it i suppose.

Leicester. If you went out and got drunk in Leicester somewhere, chances are I bumped into you. Possibly literally.

heh! actually never went to leicester so i remain a mystery i guess :p. my sister's beau is there at the moment though so i may well end up visiting the place at some point in my travels.

what uni were you at? maybe i visited people there a few years ago, i did a tour of visiting friends at uni all over the country the year before i started so by some insane coincidence we could have met and not even known it i suppose.
Leicester. If you went out and got drunk in Leicester somewhere, chances are I bumped into you. Possibly literally.

Here is an appropriately sexy picture, I hope:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/PICT1018se.jpg

Why are you on the floor when there's what appears to be a perfectly serviceable chair next to you?

Why are you on the floor when there's what appears to be a perfectly serviceable chair next to you?

Good question! I must be crazy!

Okay, any volunteers to be my next victim? :D

Do me, baby.

Ah, yes, the If-guy has it edited into the OP, so here goes (and don't forget that you asked for it ;) ):

You get off on the idea that a 14-year-old boy dressed as Mr. Spock might be sitting at his computer right now, wanking to your pic. You'd really like to be in porn, but you can't find any takers. Also, you never go to parties early. Instead, you go very, very late, when all of the guys there are already good and hammered, in the hope that maybe -- just maybe -- one of them will be so blasted out of his mind that he'll go home with you.

Okay, any volunteers to be my next victim? :D

Aw, thanks. Actually you're half-right, I have the pipe dream of being a model, but I know that's bunk so this thread will have to do. *sigh* Pathetic, I know.

Anyway, you're a good man under all that gruffness I think. <3

No, I haven't... I'm still shy, you see... When I can't even post in the what'cha look like thread, I probably won't post in the Sexiest NS thread will I? ;)


What, really? After all this time? You must! Make it a memorable contest...the day Gravlen posted his picture. They'd be talking about it for years to come. :eek:

They are pretty awsome. The Portland Saturday Market really can't be beat.

I know, I'll be checking it out on my trip in May. It's #1 on my itinerary!

What, really? After all this time? You must! Make it a memorable contest...the day Gravlen posted his picture. They'd be talking about it for years to come. :eek:

Well I've already seen what he looks like..

Please provide the following information:

* Name: Strathcarlie
* Age: 25
* Gender: Male
* Height: 6'5" (1.96m)
* Location: NW Europe
* Location of origin(if different from above): Born in Minnesota


Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1518/790288248lkl7.jpg
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9017/790289218ltm1.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1545/790290744laa9.jpg

By submitting this form you agree to abide by the rules of this contest.

I was thinking about signing you up for it... After all, you already had that one pic for the competition... ;)

But this one beats it.

Whoever else decides to participate - you already have my vote! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/IlieBulb.gif

You are so sweet. And where is your picture, sexy? I think somebody needs to enter you, too. :fluffle:

Well I've already seen what he looks like..

Really? How's that?

Really? How's that?

I've seen what Gravlen looks like, too.:p By talking to him outside of NSG...

I've seen what Gravlen looks like, too.:p By talking to him outside of NSG...

Aaargh! I want to also! (Not fair.) :(

QFT; in fact, that might be the wisest, most profound statement on the whole jolt forum.

Reads like a challenge, but more likely performs like future spamathon.

*boredom and attention seekerness beats fear of being ignored into submission*

*enters against better jusdgement*

Sexiest NSer Competition 2007
Contestants’ Entry Form

Please provide the following information:

* Name: Ross
* Age: 22
* Gender: M
* Height: 176cm
* Location: Edinburgh
* Location of origin(if different from above): Aberdeen via Jersey

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/n61015455_31834224_8825.jpg
on the right, obviously
and: http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/DSCF0167.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
drunken (http://media.putfile.com/om-pom-tiddly-eye-po-as-they-say) ramblings (http://media.putfile.com/yess-tiz)Hooray! The bright yellow shirt is back!

Really? How's that?

By email. :)

Hooray! The bright yellow shirt is back!

It's bright yellow? Seems beige to me.

Aaargh! I want to also! (Not fair.) :(
TG me your email and I'll mail the pic to you. :)

(Is that okay with you, Grav?)

It's bright yellow? Seems beige to me.

the other pic

:eEek: Kinky... :eEek:

:P
I thought so, too. ;)

*decides not to post a pic for fear of Cluich's tool on me!*:P
Every man's worst fear. :p

Can we go just on voice alone? I might almost stand a chance then ¬_¬
I thought of that, too. But I have decided against it.

Yep. I was born in Tianjin, China. (again, cookies to anybody who has heard of that city before.)
I've heard of it.

:eek:
http://www.youth2000ny.com/Help/crying%20baby.gif

You know what the flaw there is, though?
Zilam voted for him. *nods*
No, the point is still valid. :p
Ach, THAT's the stuff!!!!!
*douses self with bucket of with H2O*

*glances around for WYTYG*
Mmm, she'd do quite well in this thread.
translation:

"Any tumescence you encounter is most likely posthumous in nature"
LMAO! Soooo true! :D
QFT; in fact, that might be the wisest, most profound statement on the whole jolt forum.
To quote Ruffy: "Oh hell to the no!"

What, really? After all this time? You must! Make it a memorable contest...the day Gravlen posted his picture. They'd be talking about it for years to come. :eek:
Drunk Gravlen, FTW!:D
Aaargh! I want to also! (Not fair.) :(

MSN helped me with that. :p

No. But asexy is the word we asexuals use instead of sexy sometimes.

Lesson in English:- a- prefix denoting absence or lack
sexy adjective

1. Having sexual appeal; suggestive of sex.
2. (slang) Of an object or concept, very
attractive or appealing.

So while their word forming intentions my have been have been good. What they've really done is invented a fancy way of saying ugly. Of course... you might not care about that... but you might want to let the others know.

Lesson in English:- a- prefix denoting absence or lack
sexy adjective

1. Having sexual appeal; suggestive of sex.
2. (slang) Of an object or concept, very
attractive or appealing.

So while their word forming intentions my have been have been good. What they've really done is invented a fancy way of saying ugly. Of course... you might not care about that... but you might want to let the others know.

No. sexy =/= beautiful
They seem to say they are not sexy, not that they aren't sexually attracted.

No. sexy =/= beautiful
They seem to say they are not sexy, not that they aren't sexually attracted.

I know that.... I was just stretching/exaggerating the truth for dramatic effect. Also, how stretched the truth is depends on the definition you use. For a language with so many words... English sure is obscure huh?

I know that.... I was just stretching the truth for dramatic effect.

I know that.... I was just ruining your fun for asshattery effect. :p

I know that.... I was just ruining your fun for asshattery effect. :p

:( I didn't know that.... I guess you win

:( I didn't know that.... I guess you win

I suppose so.

I bet a thread like this would do better in the summer. Seems there are a lot more fun posters then. Though the two relatively new ones i've seen in this thread seem like promising spammers. Oh, right. Sorry. I'm just rambling. :p Reminiscent of ye olden days. *sighs with nostalgia*

Thank you! :fluffle:
I'm also pleased you didn't see it until after I fixed your name
*Note to self:Snafturi, not Snafurti!*
*eek* You're a Picasso!!! :eek:
*doesn't get it*
*thinks*
*gets it*
:D
...and as you can see, the ass is on the front.

*sound of clapping physicians*
lol-tastic.
Yay! See? There's that putty Ilie is talking about :D
:confused:
Putty you say?
Why are you on the floor when there's what appears to be a perfectly serviceable chair next to you?
One can only assume she fell.
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1518/790288248lkl7.jpg

:eek: What are you doing to Molly Malone?!

guess I didn't make to cut for judge.

guess I didn't make to cut for judge.

I'm adding pretty much everyone who fills out the form(because it's easy to notice the form when skimming through the pages I missed over the night). Another few judges wouldn't go astray if you still want to be one, nor would some female contestants.

I'm adding pretty much everyone who fills out the form(because it's easy to notice the form when skimming through the pages I missed over the night). Another few judges wouldn't go astray if you still want to be one, nor would some female contestants.

paper work too hard

Name: Dustin
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Height: 5ft 7in
Location: Santa Barbara, California/ Murchison, New Zealand
Location of origin(if different from above): West Texas

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/texan_marine/dustinstare.jpg?t=1177581774

I'm afraid I dont have the means to provide a voice sample.

paper work too hard

This is the interweb, we have no need for paper.

Sexiest NSer Competition 2007
Contestants’ Entry Form

Please provide the following information:
Name: Jade
Age: 23
Gender: FEMALE
Height: 169
Location: Logan City
Location of origin(if different from above): Mother's Womb

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b165/Spunky_Fuzzguts/Christmas-BoxingDay2004021-1.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b165/Spunky_Fuzzguts/profile-1.jpg



Please link to a sample of your voice:
later...

By submitting this form you agree to abide by the rules of this contest.

Vote for me! Because i need validation from random internet people to fulfil my life!

Vote for me! Because i need validation from random internet people to fulfil my life!

Don't we all.

This is the interweb, we have no need for paper.

interweb work too hard

Eh....I suppose since folks are going for multiple pics, so I'll start over.

Name: Dustin
Age: 26
Height: 5ft 7in.
Sex: Male
Location: Santa Barbara, California/Murchison, New Zealand
Location of origin: West Texas

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/texan_marine/scan0004.jpg?t=1177582370
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/texan_marine/scan0001.jpg?t=1177582409
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/texan_marine/heatheranddustin.jpg?t=1177582451
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/texan_marine/dustinshiptop.jpg?t=1177582593
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/texan_marine/dustinthailandview.jpg?t=1177582635
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/texan_marine/dustinstare.jpg?t=1177582691

Figured I'd make up in pictures what I cant provide in a voice sample. :)

Don't we all.

Not particularly. I find good looks to be a hindrance more than a help, myself. I understand that's an unusual view, but then I have a lot of those.

But if the ladies that have posted thus far do need validation on their looks, I have to say they're all quite lovely that I've seen.

Vote for me! Because i need validation from random internet people to fulfil my life!

I don't!.... but I'd like some anyway... worship me!!!

One can only assume she fell.
Drunk. ;)

*shakes head*

Drunk. ;)

*shakes head*

Drunk semi-naked chic, awwww yeah.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/texan_marine/scan0004.jpg?t=1177582370Not so much in the other pics, but in this one, you look like Ricky Schroeder.

Not particularly. I find good looks to be a hindrance more than a help, myself. I understand that's an unusual view, but then I have a lot of those.Is this personal experience talking? :p

Drunk semi-naked chic, awwww yeah.
Only reason you started the thread, wasn't it? :p

I don't!.... but I'd like some anyway... worship me!!!


I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine ;)

Only reason you started the thread, wasn't it? :p

But of course. :p

I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine ;)

Deal. Also... that cat looks really evil.

Is this personal experience talking? :p

Well, yes. In the sense that what little good looks I do have tend to attract the wrong sort of women to me.

Well, yes. In the sense that what little good looks I do have tend to attract the wrong sort of women to me.

Beating off women with a stick eh? Poor thing. ;)

Well, yes. In the sense that what little good looks I do have tend to attract the wrong sort of women to me.
Maybe you should drop the tyres, the aggressive stance and red colour, the glowy eyes, and the whole machine thing.

Uh...your avatar is a picture of you, right? ;)

Though there are some similarities, like a muscular build, an aggressive stance, and sometimes smoldering eyes.

What about the wheels?

Beating off women with a stick eh? Poor thing. ;)

Only occasionally. Notice the "What little good looks I do have" part.

Maybe you should drop the tyres, the aggressive stance and red colour, the glowy eyes, and the whole machine thing.

Uh...your avatar is a picture of you, right? ;)

No. :p

Though there are some similarities, like a muscular build, an aggressive stance, and sometimes smoldering eyes.

What about the wheels?

Those are exclusively for my car, thank you very much.

Aww, thats so sweet, someone telegramed me to say that they saw my pic on this thread and wanted to tell me i was gorgeous :D I like nice people :D

Hooray! The bright yellow shirt is back!

specially for you ;)

Deal. Also... that cat looks really evil.

My cat does not look evil! THIS CAT (http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b165/Spunky_Fuzzguts/?action=view&current=ZombieKitty.jpg) looks evil. My cat is the Diet Coke of evil.

You are so sweet. And where is your picture, sexy? I think somebody needs to enter you, too. :fluffle:
Oooh, teehee. Why, thank you, Illie!

Okay, here goes nothing:

Name: German Nightmare
Age: XXX
Sex: Yes, please.
Gender: M
Height: 1.73m / 5'7"
Location: The center of Germany (Lower Saxony's South)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Smile.jpg

Sorry I can't provide a sound sample of my sexy voice - I don't have a microphone...

So far more than twice as many men have entered as women.

Awww, no Asian gals? :(

Will we, as judges, vote for only one NSer, or should we vote for all 10 to make the poll?

Awww, no Asian gals? :(
There is, but she's judging.
Will we, as judges, vote for only one NSer, or should we vote for all 10 to make the poll?

The judges each put the contestants in order of the sexiness of their pic. Higher place=moar points. Then some shabby attempt at a talent round, contestants show off their talents, judges order them again. Then the contestants tell us why they should win, judges order them. The top 10 guys and the top 10 girls will be put into two polls, and the winners will procreate and create an uber sexy NS Harsisis.

I'll give people some more time to sign up(we needz moar wimminz!) then all that crap can happen.

So far more than twice as many men have entered as women.

well there is a significantly greater proportion of males than females on here. more than 2:1 anyway.

Awww, no Asian gals? :(

start petitioning ladame..

start petitioning ladame..

Like I said, she's judging, but I'll let her enter if you can talk her into it.

Like I said, she's judging, but I'll let her enter if you can talk her into it.

more's the pitty. i don't fancy anyone's chances persuading her.

The judges each put the contestants in order of the sexiness of their pic. Higher place=moar points. Then some shabby attempt at a talent round, contestants show off their talents, judges order them again. Then the contestants tell us why they should win, judges order them. The top 10 guys and the top 10 girls will be put into two polls, and the winners will procreate and create an uber sexy NS Harsisis.

I'll give people some more time to sign up(we needz moar wimminz!) then all that crap can happen.Oh, okay, thank you.

more's the pitty. i don't fancy anyone's chances persuading her.

I'll give it a go if I see her on MSN on the weekend.

Name: If I posted that then people would know what I was called...
Age: I am older than just about everyone who has posted so far and so am too embarrased to say...
Gender:I am a laydee...
Height: I already said that I are 'fraid of heights and am on the floor..
Location: ON THE FLOOR
Location of origin(if different from above): ummmm My parents rude bits? England? I don't know what this actually means really..

Shall I post a picture of me?

OK

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3742/karendark04lb5.jpg

Name: If I posted that then people would know what I was called...
Age: I am older than just about everyone who has posted so far and so am too embarrased to say...
Gender:I am a laydee...
Height: I already said that I are 'fraid of heights and am on the floor..
Location: ON THE FLOOR
Location of origin(if different from above): ummmm My parents rude bits? England? I don't know what this actually means really..

Shall I post a picture of me?

OK

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3742/karendark04lb5.jpg

We already know what you're called. Carisbrooke.


Duh.

I'll give people some more time to sign up(we needz moar wimminz!) then all that crap can happen.
You could just put some of the guys in the 'wimminz' category...:p

Name: Harry Spobeman
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Height: 5'11"
Location: Houston, Texas
Location of origin(if different from above): Port Aransas, Texas (significantly different from above, even if it is in the same state)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0012.jpg

I'm not doing this to win or anything, I'm just doing it because, well, everybody else is doing it. :p

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0012.jpg

I'm not doing this to win or anything, I'm just doing it because, well, everybody else is doing it. :p
I think we can tell that from the photo. ;)

I think we can tell that from the photo. ;)

Well, duh. It's a lot faster than getting my camera and doing some idiotic pose.

Faster and less humiliating.

TG me your email and I'll mail the pic to you. :)

(Is that okay with you, Grav?)

Done!

Eh....I suppose since folks are going for multiple pics, so I'll start over.

Do I need to put up more pictures too? I thought it just said one.

Drunk. ;)

*shakes head*

I may very well have been. I did have a glass (or two) of wine.

(or three)

Do I need to put up more pictures too? I thought it just said one.
You? Yes! :fluffle:

Others? No. :p

Drunk semi-naked chic, awwww yeah.

I steadfastly refuse to be anything but flattered by that statement.

:p

Do I need to put up more pictures too? I thought it just said one.

i think it's just as many as you like. i only put up the second one because jello biafra reminded me of it in the other thread.

i think it's just as many as you like. i only put up the second one because jello biafra reminded me of it in the other thread.

Fair enough. However, adding another picture to my original entry would probably cause it to go unnoticed, and posting another entry with more pictures seems silly. I guess I'll just leave it as is unless somebody tells me to do otherwise.

Decisions, decisions.

This ain't easy, but it is quite fun.

Oooh, teehee. Why, thank you, Illie!

Okay, here goes nothing:

Name: German Nightmare
Age: XXX
Sex: Yes, please.
Gender: M
Height: 1.73m / 5'7"
Location: The center of Germany (Lower Saxony's South)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Smile.jpg

Sorry I can't provide a sound sample of my sexy voice - I don't have a microphone...

You can do it with headphones! I got PM to walk me through it.

Fair enough. However, adding another picture to my original entry would probably cause it to go unnoticed, and posting another entry with more pictures seems silly. I guess I'll just leave it as is unless somebody tells me to do otherwise.
*cough cough*

*points to his post above*

Fair enough. However, adding another picture to my original entry would probably cause it to go unnoticed, and posting another entry with more pictures seems silly. I guess I'll just leave it as is unless somebody tells me to do otherwise.
Post more!

You? Yes! :fluffle:

Others? No. :p
Wouldn't mind some more of Eraeya...or Luipaard...or Dakini...or Kanab...wait... :p

You can do it with headphones! I got PM to walk me through it.
Theoretically, I know how that works.

Practically, my headphones are kaput... :(

Wouldn't mind some more of Eraeya...or Luipaard...or Dakini...or Kanab...wait... :p

Kiryu-Shi said that you look like Groucho.

I laughed.

No, the point is still valid. :pAnd Straughn voted for him, natch!

Mmm, she'd do quite well in this thread.
I suspect she does the egocheck every now & again, but there's a formidable throng here who would certainly breathe the right whispers to her, as far as progress. She'll run it all from her cloud.
H.E.doublehockeysticks, she may even win without ever posting a pic of herself. Especially a SPECIAL, SPECIAL pic. *sighs wistfully*
That would be so like her. :)

So far more than twice as many men have entered as women.

I'd say that's about the correct gender ratio on NS. However, I think there are a lot of ladies about that would ordinarily enter that maybe are busy with RL cause it's drawing close to the end of people's semesters. Maybe people can MSN or email people they think would be interested?

Post more!
I second this. :D

Wouldn't mind some more of Eraeya...or Luipaard...or Dakini...or Kanab...wait... :p
Illie will still be my favorite! *broad grin*

There is, but she's judging.


The judges each put the contestants in order of the sexiness of their pic. Higher place=moar points. Then some shabby attempt at a talent round, contestants show off their talents, judges order them again. Then the contestants tell us why they should win, judges order them. The top 10 guys and the top 10 girls will be put into two polls, and the winners will procreate and create an uber sexy NS Harsisis.

I'll give people some more time to sign up(we needz moar wimminz!) then all that crap can happen.

Wow, this is pretty involved. I hope I can think of some talents...

Like I said, she's judging, but I'll let her enter if you can talk her into it.

I already tried. She said NO really loud and I said Okay okay! So, oh well.

Though the two relatively new ones i've seen in this thread seem like promising spammers. Oh, right. Sorry. I'm just rambling. :p Reminiscent of ye olden days. *sighs with nostalgia**shares a sigh*
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/traurig/sad-smiley-033.gif

You? Yes! :fluffle:

Others? No. :p

Post more!


Wouldn't mind some more of Eraeya...or Luipaard...or Dakini...or Kanab...wait... :p

I second this. :D


Illie will still be my favorite! *broad grin*

Alright, alright! <3 I'll post more when I get home, but it won't be until late tonight. I guess I have lots of time, seeing as we'll be waiting for more ladies to notice this thread. :cool:

However, I think there are a lot of ladies about that would ordinarily enter that maybe are busy with RL cause it's drawing close to the end of people's semesters.

but that was my reason to enter. it was either that or actually write my paper that was due the next morning - the choice was obvious.

Vote for me! Because i need validation from random internet people to fulfil my life!Oh yeah!


I'll hide behind a smile ... and understanding eyes.
And I'll tell you things that you already know, so you can say,
"I really identify with you ... SOOOO much!!!!!"

Kiryu-Shi said that you look like Groucho.

I laughed.
Buh? :confused:

I bet you did.

well there is a significantly greater proportion of males than females on here. more than 2:1 anyway.

That, AND the semi-fragile nature of male ego persuasion here. :)

Buh? :confused:

I bet you did.

*stares*

Actually, it came out of an MSN convo with me, Kiryu, and La Dame. She said you looked like a girl (though not as much as yours truly...), to which I agreed.

Or wait, was it her who said you looked like Groucho? Fuck, I can't remember. Anyway, I thought you looked like a she-man, which is why I laughed at the Groucho comment.

Too bad I don't save MSN convos to a text file. :p

Here all the pics I posted...two seperate posts.

Me (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat23.jpg)

Me and my Daughter Aidan (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat22.jpg)

Rasputin Phase (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat20.jpg)

Temujin Phase (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Givemethefilm.jpg)

Me and my Beautiful wife(dont tool on her) (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/sho.jpg)

Tool away sir.

How could I tool on your wife? She's damn cute. You, on the other hand...

You go with different looks with your hair, but the flavour saver is a constant. I'm going to guess that you keep it to catch any semen that might dribble out of your mouth, when you hit the men's rooms at highway rest stops, hoping to meet George Michael.


note to consumers, popsicle stick and duct tape are for external use only

Also, the poor man's Viagra does not protect one against sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV.

:eek: No thanks. :p

Oh, Rameria, you know I couldn't tool on you. You're my Sammy Smith's drinking buddy. :D

Do me, baby.

You'd like that wouldn't you. :p

As far as I can remember, you haven't posted a pic in this thread anyway. I could go on the one that I have of you, but where's the fun in that?

Aw, thanks. Actually you're half-right, I have the pipe dream of being a model, but I know that's bunk so this thread will have to do. *sigh* Pathetic, I know.

Anyway, you're a good man under all that gruffness I think. <3

I'm usually a pretty nice guy, but being an ass from time to time is fun. And as long as y'all keep volunteering to be targets, I'll be happy. :D

That said, gimme more targets! I've seen quite a few pics posted since yesterday, but I'm not gonna rip on people until I get the green light from them to do so. :cool:

EDIT: Don't make me start a separate thread... :p

Also, the poor man's Viagra does not protect one against sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV.

except incidentally, through fear of splinters

That, AND the semi-fragile nature of male ego persuasion here. :)

yup :p

except incidentally, through fear of splinters

Ouch! *reflexively crosses his legs*

Aw, thanks. Actually you're half-right, I have the pipe dream of being a model, but I know that's bunk so this thread will have to do. *sigh* Pathetic, I know.


I think yoo look sweet ^

I think yoo look sweet ^

I don't believe you've given me permission to rip your entry yet... ;)

I'm not gonna rip on people until I get the green light from them to do so.

btw, feel free for mine

I don't believe you've given me permission to rip your entry yet... ;)

Aww, I was the first one to tell you to please be honest.

Then you said something about Jenniffer Love Hewitt and about my hair, and I said something about that I like my hair the way it is and then you went on and looted for other victims ;)

:fluffle: I bet you hate when people fluffle you.

:eek: No thanks. :p

:fluffle: Hey you! It's been a while....where's my TG reply dammit!?!?!?!?

Methinx your pics would stand up to Cluich's tooling!;)

......only one way to find out!

:fluffle: Hey you! It's been a while....where's my TG reply dammit!?!?!?!?
:eek: Sent. :fluffle:

Methinx your pics would stand up to Cluich's tooling!;)

......only one way to find out!
Eh. I'm not really feeling the urge to enter myself in a competition for sexiest NSer, so I guess we'll never know.

What, really? After all this time? You must! Make it a memorable contest...the day Gravlen posted his picture. They'd be talking about it for years to come. :Eek:
I bet they will, and the children will crawl back in fear when they do :p

Nah, but... Well... No, I don't think so. Posting it publicly isn't what I want to do... Except of course, I can repost this (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/blahhh/ce000218.jpg) pic of me from the Whatcha Look Like Thread! :p
Well I've already seen what he looks like..
Ain't you the lucky boy! :cool:
I've seen what Gravlen looks like, too.:p By talking to him outside of NSG...
...so it's not a secret really, is it now...
Really? How's that?
This new-fangled thing called the interweb helps make it easy ;)
Aaargh! I want to also! (Not fair.) :-(
YOU HAVE!! :D

I sent it to you ages ago, during the last "what do you look like" thread. I can send it again too, I still have your email addy... somewhere...
TG me your email and I'll mail the pic to you. :-)

(Is that okay with you, Grav?)
Everybody wanna be like Mike. :cool:

Sure - see above, she's seen that pic before. But you may send it to her, if I want... Or I can send a new one...

:coNfused:
Putty you say?
Putty I say! :cool:

Maybe you should drop the tyres, the aggressive stance and red colour, the glowy eyes, and the whole machine thing.

Uh...your avatar is a picture of you, right? Only occasionally. Notice the "What little good looks I do have" part.

Though there are some similarities, like a muscular build, an aggressive stance, and sometimes smoldering eyes.
Aaaw... If that HAD been what you looked like, you'd have secured yourself a couple of votes there...
So far more than twice as many men have entered as women.
16 men, 7 women, one unknown / undefinable *Nods*

Alright, alright! <3 I'll post more when I get home, but it won't be until late tonight. I guess I have lots of time, seeing as we'll be waiting for more ladies to notice this thread. :Coool:
A wise choice... Wise choice indeed.

And I can only encourage every contestant to follow in your footsteps. :fluffle:
I think yoo look sweet ^
Look who's talking!

NSG sure is a good-looking place...
:Fluffle: Hey you! It's been a while....
I bet that's due to you being gone. Long time no see indeed. :)

Except of course, I can repost this (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/blahhh/ce000218.jpg) pic of me from the Whatcha Look Like Thread! :p

*wonders if there is a way to reverse the photoshoppery*

*wonders if there is a way to reverse the photoshoppery*

Were there's a will, there's a way. :)

...or was that "Were there's a wii, there's a way - to have fun!"? I can never remember...

*wonders if there is a way to reverse the photoshoppery*

I'm sure it's possible..

The real question is; Do you know what I did and in what order? (I'm the creator!)

Look who's talking!


the alcohol probably.

the alcohol probably.

Pfft! No beer goggles here :p



And talking alcohol, there's your show for saturday night! :eek:

*snip*

I haven't seen it! Can the Lady send it to me?

Pfft! No beer goggles here :p



And talking alcohol, there's your show for saturday night! :eek:


Where exactly IS here?

Has anyone won yet? And can the winning male condender please win a ticket to scotland?

Wow, this is pretty involved. I hope I can think of some talents...
Whatever you can think of - don't mention cooking! :eek::p:fluffle:

I'm usually a pretty nice guy, but being an ass from time to time is fun. And as long as y'all keep volunteering to be targets, I'll be happy. :D

That said, gimme more targets! I've seen quite a few pics posted since yesterday, but I'm not gonna rip on people until I get the green light from them to do so. :cool:

EDIT: Don't make me start a separate thread... :p

Aw, I can tell. And YES, a new "let Cluch tool on you" thread is just what we need! People are practically lining up here! <3

Sadly, cooking is not one of my talents, as you can see here:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/badcooking.jpg

lucky you did not burn down where you live

Whatever you can think of - don't mention cooking! :eek::p:fluffle:

Sadly, cooking is not one of my talents, as you can see here:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/badcooking.jpg

Disclaimer: This addition of more photos was requested by the creator of this thread. Please don't tool on me. ;)

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/

There, all 5 on one handy directory. Nice and efficient. <3

lucky you did not burn down where you live

Actually that was very lucky...my dog told me something was wrong, thank goodness. Smart baby!

Actually that was very lucky...my dog told me something was wrong, thank goodness. Smart baby!

yup

Sadly, cooking is not one of my talents, as you can see here:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/badcooking.jpg

looks like talent to me

:eek: Sent. :fluffle:


Eh. I'm not really feeling the urge to enter myself in a competition for sexiest NSer, so I guess we'll never know.

replied.

You fail as sexiest nser....but only through a lack of effort;)

I bet that's due to you being gone. Long time no see indeed. :)

Nah.....I've been here all the time....Ns'ers just don't come and visit (probably a good thing eh. My flat's too small for 1000+ crazies!).
Where's the grav pics? I never did tg you for one in an earlier thread.:)

I steadfastly refuse to be anything but flattered by that statement.

:p
Good :)
Wow, this is pretty involved. I hope I can think of some talents...
Meh, anything will do.
I already tried. She said NO really loud and I said Okay okay! So, oh well.
Bleh, spoil sport(Ladame, not you)
Putty I say! :cool:
:confused:

16 men, 7 women, one unknown / undefinable *Nods*
Buh? :confused:
Disclaimer: This addition of more photos was requested by the creator of this thread. Please don't tool on me. ;)

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/

That is an absolute lie, I did no such thing! I'm gonna sue you for......something!