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TC, though I might've gone with Caris had she not been hiding behind the camera.

Oh, and by the way, this year's contest is too easy.The main competitor, that raises above all by both wits and looks is absent. Girls, breathe easily, Whereyouthinkyougoing is out of the competition. Now we have the chance to win, or at least to get some votes and not be completely ridiculous.

-see my complete decision-

My pic here sucks...

I wish I could get this other one to send :(

Oh, and by the way, this year's contest is too easy.The main competitor, that raises above all by both wits and looks is absent. Girls, breathe easily, Whereyouthinkyougoing is out of the competition. Now we have the chance to win, or at least to get some votes and not be completely ridiculous.

It might be easier for the competition, but it was quite hard to judge!

It might be easier for the competition, but it was quite hard to judge!

dam it is

Well, you can hold off trying to guilt trip me right now.:P And seriously, what does Philly have that I want? He's not going to send cheesesteaks, so eh.

Speaking of cheese steaks, I had the best ever tonight. Steve's Steaks in north east. Has anyone who has ever eaten cheese steaks in Philly ever had theirs?

Edit: Oh and wow, I didn't expect to get any number like 4 on anyone's list.

Well, it was a nice way to say I'm a fucking midget. No problem, I do agree. But remember that the best parfumes come in tiny bottles, as also do the strongest poisons.

So you're saying you're highly potent/concentrated?

I know, and I said I had no problems with what you said. Short women are in disadvanatge because breasts implants do not look good on them, and everyone knows breasts implants are the fastest way to success. :P

*cynicism grows further*

/attention whore

*sees an opening*
*starts attention whoring*

Male Contestants:
1. Free Soviets (what can I say? He's hot.)
2. Infinite Revolution (Like Rameria (?) said, he has very pretty eyes.)
3. Strathcarlie (the picture with the statue's very funny, and he's cute.)
4. Kanabia (I owe him one for making fun of him about his hair all the time.)
5. Potarious (I owe him one for calling him a girl all the time.)
6. Kiryu-shi (I also owe him one for threatening to kill him all the time. >.<)
7. Pure Metal (very cute and a nice person all around. I also fear Glitz's wrath if I won't vote for him, even though I don't even talk to her...but still.)
8. German Nightmare (nice, cute person who can always provide random smilies to brighten my day. I especially like the Shakespeare one. :p)
9. Pathetic Romantics (I admit it. You made it purely because of the green hat.)
10. The Metal Horde (nice suit. ;))

I'm only allowed to pick 10 people, so I'm sorry for all those who didn't make the cut. If I could, I'd vote all of you for number one. How about some consulation (sp?) fluffles instead? :fluffle:

Female Contestants:
1. Ilie (you know I love you. :p)
2. Terrorist Cakes (Yay Van. Islander pride...or something along that line.)
3. Luipaard (I love the costumes ^.^)
4. Aelosia (hola? I can't speak Spanish to save my life >.<)
5. Dakini (Yay Canadian pride?)
6. Akai Oni (teehee, antlers on kitty. :p)
7. Eraeya (cute kitty, and also artsy-ly creepy eyes.)
8. Carisbrooke (no fair! we can't see your face. :()

Also, if we're doing a sexiest judge competition, you know I'd be the winner. ;) :p

NB: I am not responsible for anything I've said in this post, since I am still under the influence of 3 (maybe more) different kinds of drugs.

NB: I am not responsible for anything I've said in this post, since I am still under the influence of 3 (maybe more) different kinds of drugs.

forget drug testing the Contestants here we drug test the Judges :p

Why am I not on the list? Did you guys not see the Vintage 280z and '59 Corvette!! Sexier cars do not exist!!

Why am I not on the list? Did you guys not see the Vintage 280z and '59 Corvette!! Sexier cars do not exist!!
sorry, but I thought it wouldn't be fair for you to be ranked, because the contest's Sexiest NSer, not Sexiest NSer's car. You'd win if it was the latter though. *nods*

On the same note, LG would definitely win the muddiest NSer contest.

On the same note, LG would definitely win the muddiest NSer contest.

LG would win hands down

Eraeya, you look completely cute in that picture. Actually, you even look a bit younger than you really are, but your features are pretty well defined. Sadly, all belgians I've encountered are pretty fat and dull, and looks like you are the exception, interesting features indeed. Daan is also a curious name, I guess it is common there in Belgium.



Thank yoo ^^

And actually (and this is not going to do good on my votes) Daan is a boy's name, mostly :) but I learned to cope.

TC needs to get campaigning. It's clear Ilie is just too damn sexy. :p

Also, if we're doing a sexiest judge competition, you know I'd be the winner. ;) :p
Ha! Not when you're up against me. I hope you haven't been telling me to stay out of the spam forum again.

The judging (of the wimmin):


Eraeya
Luipaard
Ilie
Aelosia
Dakini
Akai Oni
Terrorist Cakes
Carisbrooke

The judging of the men will be done as follows - whoever looks most like me wins. That'd be Kanabia. :p

Can I still edit my entry? I just realised that I'm a fool for posting the worst picture of me that I have...

it may be to late, but whats stopping you

Can I still edit my entry though? I just realised that I'm a fool for posting the worst picture of me that I have...


EDIT: And I did recall stating that the pic would be temporary and thus replaced :p

it may be to late, but whats stopping you

*ponders*


*runs off to change pics*

*ponders*


*runs off to change pics*

*all most gets run over*

*all most gets run over*

°_0 sorry...

I'm done though, you can open your eyes now!

Well, it wasn't easy, but fortunately there are two more rounds so I can revise if need be.

The Men:
Free Soviets
Atsetaro
Infinite Revolution
German Nightmare
Pathetic Romantics
Kanabia
Potarius
Skibereen
Cruxium
Delator
(Top 10 only)

The Women:
Aelosia
Luippard
Terrorist Cakes
Eraeya
Akai Oni
Dakini
Ilie
Carisbrooke

°_0 sorry...

I'm done though, you can open your eyes now!
you should be you speed demon you (note to self look both way twice before crossing NSG road) :p

you should be you speed demon you (note to self look both way twice before crossing NSG road) :p

I'ma sig that if you don't mind ^^ teehee

btw shouldn't you be voting for me right now? *cough*

I'ma sig that if you don't mind ^^ teehee

btw shouldn't you be voting for me right now? *cough*

my first sig :D your asking someone who hates voting

I got a chuckle out of the fact that Ilie and Terrorist Cakes have the, uh... self-esteem to vote for themselves :p

I got a chuckle out of the fact that Ilie and Terrorist Cakes have the, uh... self-esteem to vote for themselves :p

...and aelosia...

*ponders*


*runs off to change pics*

They're not that bad

They're not that bad

And yet yoo (yes, you there, lazy!) have not voted for me yet :D

And yet yoo (yes, you there, lazy!) have not voted for me yet :D

Solicit, much? :p

And yet yoo (yes, you there, lazy!) have not voted for me yet :D

I've already explained my reasons for having no part in this... I take too long or too short a time to make a decision when playing favourites, then I usually change my mind a few times, then a few more. Sorry :(

EDIT: I guess I could vote for you, seeing as how I'm not going to make a decision otherwise and you're the first who's bothered to ask (using the term loosely).

I've already explained my reasons for having no part in this... I take too long or too short a time to make a decision when playing favourites, then I usually change my mind a few times, then a few more. Sorry :(Vote Luipaard.I get the feeling she's the 'second choice' for a lot of people. Surely she deserves votes. :P
Hehe, indecision. :p

Solicit, much? :p

Teehee.. Ahh.. Err.. Well umn... Oops <.<

Kind of missed the fact you're judging. Sorry!

*slowly backs out of subject*

I've already explained my reasons for having no part in this... I take too long or too short a time to make a decision when playing favourites, then I usually change my mind a few times, then a few more. Sorry :(

It's okay :fluffle:

There is nothing wrong with you!

Yay, my picture sucks/I'm fuck ugly...

woo!!

EDIT: meh..

i voted for carisbrooke cos she's the bestest :) :fluffle:


obviously, i win the male contest. i mean, there's no need to even post a poll *nods* ;)

Yay, my picture sucks/I'm fuck ugly...

woo!!

Oy, You're obviously not paying attention. You've already gotten a first and a fifth, out of like, 30 guys. *smacks* No moping for a demonstrably wrong reason.

how come there is a poll anyway? i thought it was up to the judges?

Oy, You're obviously not paying attention. You've already gotten a first and a fifth, out of like, 30 guys. *smacks* No moping for a demonstrably wrong reason.

*cough*

Weren't those not two guy judges who obviously have no sense of attraction for men thus only posted because they didn't really want to give any points to the ones the Females would vote for the most? :-P

how come there is a poll anyway? i thought it was up to the judges?

There isn't as many females as there is men, and for some reason it's fair to have an extra round where the most Poll-votes are counted as points.

Oy, You're obviously not paying attention. You've already gotten a first and a fifth, out of like, 30 guys. *smacks* No moping for a demonstrably wrong reason.

My thoughts exactly!

There isn't as many females as there is men, and for some reason it's fair to have an extra round where the most Poll-votes are counted as points.

It's that there's already less than ten females, so the poll can happen now, but the male poll must wait until things are narrowed down.

My thoughts exactly!

I still don't like my picture.

Point stands.

I do, however, feel like going postal on Verizon Wireless...they won't let me send my new photo...

*grumbles, curses, then mopes*

So, how is everyone today? And, isn't it like...7 PM in Belgium?

*cough*

Weren't those not two guy judges who obviously have no sense of attraction for men thus only posted because they didn't really want to give any points to the ones the Females would vote for the most? :-P

I just tried to think of myself as a girl first....I mean..that's what everyone does, right?

...right?...

It's that there's already less than ten females, so the poll can happen now, but the male poll must wait until things are narrowed down.

Ah..

I remember the top 10 thing now.

So, how is everyone today? And, isn't it like...7 PM in Belgium?

5:13.

Unless you mean 17:13, in which case, yes.

I just tried to think of myself as a girl first....I mean..that's what everyone does, right?

...right?...

Lol...

Quoted!

5:13.

Unless you mean 17:13, in which case, yes.

Bah...

I was thinking as if it were noon here which it isn't, it is 10 15 in the morning..

*whistles*

Whoops.

My thoughts exactly!

Hey, Eraeya! has your friend Hans ever spent time in Edinburgh? i'm sure i recognise him.

I still don't like my picture.

Point stands.

I do, however, feel like going postal on Verizon Wireless...they won't let me send my new photo...

*grumbles, curses, then mopes*

So, how is everyone today? And, isn't it like...7 PM in Belgium?

My dearest strawberry cupcake (and yes I'm going to keep doing that ^^),

Can't you attach the pic to the post?

My dearest strawberry cupcake (and yes I'm going to keep doing that ^^),

Can't you attach the pic to the post?

Yea, but the problem is -

My cell phone won't send any Pix Messages/Txt Messages :(

Hey, Eraeya! has your friend Hans ever spent time in Edinburgh? i'm sure i recognise him.

I'll ask him later but I don't think so. Of course his face is of the recurring kind :) whoever made us (god, evolution, oh dear let's not get into that discussion here...) seemed to be pleased with Hans's result and said 'heey let's do that again'.

Yea, but the problem is -

My cell phone won't send any Pix Messages/Txt Messages :(

So.. your pics are on your cell phone but you can't get them on your pc?

So.. your pics are on your cell phone but you can't get them on your pc?

Yea, and I don't have a Mini-USB Cord so I'm sort of s'o'l..

Oh well, it's fine. If you and a few others like my current pic remotely then fine -_- but it's this damn low self esteem that runs in my family that just won't...jog off...oh well.

I'll ask him later but I don't think so. Of course his face is of the recurring kind :) whoever made us (god, evolution, oh dear let's not get into that discussion here...) seemed to be pleased with Hans's result and said 'heey let's do that again'.

heh! could be, it'd fit with the whole natural selection thing anyway.

is that really the guy out of broken social scene? that's pretty cool, you get back stage passes or something?

Ifreann: I thought we were only supposed to do the top 10. Lemme know if I need to put the rest in order.
Yeah, you were meant to put them all in order. Sorry, I was gonna put in an example one, but I felt lazy.
<snip>
See above
Why am I not on the list? Did you guys not see the Vintage 280z and '59 Corvette!! Sexier cars do not exist!!
The car was too sexy, it wasn't fair on everyone else.
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Man Of Steel fails at judging :p
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See above(no, the same above as Ladame. You don't fail)
It's that there's already less than ten females, so the poll can happen now, but the male poll must wait until things are narrowed down.

What he said.

Yea, and I don't have a Mini-USB Cord so I'm sort of s'o'l..

Oh well, it's fine. If you and a few others like my current pic remotely then fine -_- but it's this damn low self esteem that runs in my family that just won't...jog off...oh well.

Smack it around a bit, show it who's boss.

Smack it around a bit, show it who's boss.

Lol, it's a Razr...it's too pretty to get the smackdown from...THE LIBERATOR!!

But, if all of my life reduces to a bit of hell - I'll just remember to bring a gun to the Verizon HQ.

heh! could be, it'd fit with the whole natural selection thing anyway.

is that really the guy out of broken social scene? that's pretty cool, you get back stage passes or something?

Yeh that's him ^^ well we bake something everytime they're around and we just kind of hang out with them till their tourbus leaves again. Somewhere along the way it has become natural for me and three of my friends to be on their guest lists, it's really neat. Kev Drew can be quite the bad drunk sometimes though :D

But we've had bunches of fun with them already too :)

Lol, it's a Razr...it's too pretty to get the smackdown from...THE LIBERATOR!!

But, if all of my life reduces to a bit of hell - I'll just remember to bring a gun to the Verizon HQ.

I meant the low-self-esteem, but, y'know, whatever.

Yeh that's him ^^ well we bake something everytime they're around and we just kind of hang out with them till their tourbus leaves again. Somewhere along the way it has become natural for me and three of my friends to be on their guest lists, it's really neat. Kev Drew can be quite the bad drunk sometimes though :D

But we've had bunches of fun with them already too :)

cool, i've no idea how people manage that. one of my friends knows personally nearly all the bigger scottish bands (except the really big ones who don't let people near them) apparently simply by virtue of going to the same pubs as them after gigs. i've really missed out on the whole gig scene growing up in jersey, no bands ever go to jersey, well until recently anyway and then only once a year.

cool, i've no idea how people manage that. one of my friends knows personally nearly all the bigger scottish bands (except the really big ones who don't let people near them) apparently simply by virtue of going to the same pubs as them after gigs. i've really missed out on the whole gig scene growing up in jersey, no bands ever go to jersey, well until recently anyway and then only once a year.

Hardly any good bands come here too, but for bss i'm willing to travel to france over night :) and we just got lucky once, by standing out front of the stage and waiting for them to get their stuff. Then we just handed over a huge chocolate cake and apparently that was enough for a lasting mateship.

I meant the low-self-esteem, but, y'know, whatever.

>.>

It's hard to beat a thing that only appears ever so often.

Hardly any good bands come here too, but for bss i'm willing to travel to france over night :) and we just got lucky once, by standing out front of the stage and waiting for them to get their stuff. Then we just handed over a huge chocolate cake and apparently that was enough for a lasting mateship.

haha! that's aweome! nice work keeping the thing intact through the gig as well! :)

haha! that's aweome! nice work keeping the thing intact through the gig as well! :)

Again, tons of luck. and strangely enough there are never much people at their gigs. Over here, they seem to be widely underestimated but loved deeply by a loyal group.

Ha! Not when you're up against me. I hope you haven't been telling me to stay out of the spam forum again.
You wanna go? We can let NSG vote and see who's the sexier judge. Unless you're too chicken and are afraid to loooooooooose. :p
The judging (of the wimmin):


Eraeya
Luipaard
Ilie
Aelosia
Dakini
Akai Oni
Terrorist Cakes
Carisbrooke

The judging of the men will be done as follows - whoever looks most like me wins. That'd be Kanabia. :p
Stalin and Kanabia sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

*flees*
I just tried to think of myself as a girl first....I mean..that's what everyone does, right?

...right?...
Dina, the best idea is just to not think about it.
Yeah, you were meant to put them all in order. Sorry, I was gonna put in an example one, but I felt lazy.

See above
I'm too lazy to change my post, and I don't want to rank anybody last. So take what you can get, k?
The car was too sexy, it wasn't fair on everyone else.

Man Of Steel fails at judging :p
Of course he does. He fails at everything. :p

(I think Stalin might come to my house and murder me one day at this rate. :eek: :p)

I'm too lazy to change my post, and I don't want to rank anybody last. So take what you can get, k?

Just rank everyone but the last two people. :p

I'm too lazy to change my post, and I don't want to rank anybody last. So take what you can get, k?

Have I mentioned recently that I hate you?

So wheres the voting of men take place?

So wheres the voting of men take place?

Another thread after the 3 rounds.

Again, tons of luck. and strangely enough there are never much people at their gigs. Over here, they seem to be widely underestimated but loved deeply by a loyal group.

you ought to vote for yourself btw, both those ahead of you and one tailing you have done so...

Just rank everyone but the last two people. :p
Did I also mention I'm very lazy?
Have I mentioned recently that I hate you?
Yes, you mention it every time we speak, dear.

Voted Eraeya, but Ilie comes in close second.

you ought to vote for yourself btw, both those ahead of you and one tailing you have done so...

Wawie am I on third place?! Golly. Thanks for the hint :fluffle:

Wawie am I on third place?! Golly. Thanks for the hint :fluffle:

equal 1st now ;)

equal 1st now ;)

This is epic.

Woot for Eraeya.

Whoa, this is neat! I haven't really been following this so I was surprised. <3

This is epic.

most. exciting. poll. ever.


i send too much time on NSG...

I got a chuckle out of the fact that Ilie and Terrorist Cakes have the, uh... self-esteem to vote for themselves :p

'Scuse me, what am I supposed to do, not vote? That would be annoying, to have to keep clicking on "view poll results" to see what's going on. Besides, I do have excellent self-esteem. :D

interesting how these polls always bring out a host of brand new posters...

Oofta eh?! o.0 ;) :p

i just really wanted to say that :P (cookies for whoever gets the reference)

TC needs to get campaigning. It's clear Ilie is just too damn sexy. :p

Oh, I think TC can hold her own just fine. :)

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1. Ilie (you know I love you. :p)


Also, if we're doing a sexiest judge competition, you know I'd be the winner. ;) :p

NB: I am not responsible for anything I've said in this post, since I am still under the influence of 3 (maybe more) different kinds of drugs.

<3 LaDame! Yeah I'd vote for you as sexiest judge. Maybe that should be a new thread...

Sorry to hear about the drugs, I assume you have a cold like me. :D

Thanks Gravlen, most apprecciated.

I'll go part by part on my opinion on this "pageant".

First, my competition. I'll be entirely honest here, so I don't want any complains. Grow some skin, ladies, in case any of you get offended.

Eraeya, you look completely cute in that picture. Actually, you even look a bit younger than you really are, but your features are pretty well defined. Sadly, all belgians I've encountered are pretty fat and dull, and looks like you are the exception, interesting features indeed. Daan is also a curious name, I guess it is common there in Belgium.

Luipaard, your turn. I already said I deeply envy your eye color, that for me is extremely exotic and exquisite. Also, you look quite good in your succubi costume. I am pretty sure you will grow up into a gorgueous woman. Lose the mask, honey, you don't need it.

Ilie. Well, let's start about you. You have this look of innocence that entirely benefits you. From the pictures I have seen, nature bestowed you with a rather astonishing body. Please use that for your benefit. Good bodies combined with rather cute faces are extremely rare.

Dakini, I remember she earned my vote last pageant. She is one of the fresher faces around, although to earn more votes should change her picture to a more fitting one. That one doesn't make you justice, dear. To you, voters, a vote for Dakini is a vote for beauty.

Terrorist Cakes, the one with the most naughty pictures. And for a good reason. You need to show such wondrous assets dear. I almost screamed "CHEATING!" when I saw the picture. With that, the rest of us doesn't have any chance to win, your body seems to be ages ahead of the rest of us, although Ilie could hold her ground.

Akai Oni, first your name, ok? Jade is your true name? I would love to be called Jade, sexiest name ever. Second, you have this half dreamer, half playful expression that for sure make more than one guy to babble and dribble as they look at your face. The entire package goes along with your expression, completely entrancing to the guys, I guess.

Carisbrooke, I am pretty sure you are the cute kind, no need to hide behind a camera. For what I have read about you, you are quite the fresh and confident girl. Just for encouragement, I think I'll cast my vote for you, although I am still largely undecided.

Pfft, that Aelosia girl should get a plastic surgery and a pair of new frontal reasons, she's too short, skinny, and ungraceful to be even competing here.

That's it about the wymmin. I ain't throwing flowers at you, you peeled rats, so you bettah realize the true bitch is in the hood.

About the yummy men that have posted, I'll write another post entirely dedicated to them, but you will have to wait until I finish my warm dinner, cooked entirely by myself. Luckily, I will have drunk half a bottle of wine then, and my opinions about you will try to be pleasant.

Wow, what a lovely post. If I have a little time I'll have to write about you all too! Although I'd probably start with the men... ;)

P.S. Aelosia, you are gorgeous! You shouldn't be so self-deprecating, it is sad. :(

Not nearly enough, but then you have to wade through a lot to find the tooling. :(



Neither is washing dishes apparently. Holy counter clutter, Batman! :eek:



Aelosia's pretty? Well, there's the understatement of the year...

You should just start a thread and let people ask for it. I'm sure you'd have a lot of takers.

And excuse me, this is my family's kitchen. My parents and sister made that mess, not me. :D

What is it with you and sitting on the floor? :p

I had to get up close to the oven for the picture. It was hot.

Goodness, i thought you were naked in the one in the pale pink dress! Pity.... On the talent front i think i will have to search out a photo of that last cake i made... it was a quality piece of cake!

Yeah, it's sort of beigy, it's really a slip that is supposed to go under a sweater dress.

Anybody who can cook is a good person, I say. It takes a lot of love and patience and focus and generosity to bake something these days. I always screw it up by forgetting an ingredient, or getting impatient and hurrying steps that should not be hurried, or forgetting about the thing in the oven. :p

Ilie

Terrorist cakes is cuter, but she lacks the mature sexyness of a older woman.

I saw that in your album, and then you mentioned talents... I just had to tease you. :p

Very nice. But why don't you ever smile? :(

Glad nothing worse happened! ;)

Sue her for more pictures! :D:D:D

I smile! I'm smiling in three of those pictures! And I do have talents, just not cooking. *oh well*

The look on your face in that picture is great :D



Maybe it just wanted the food and got lucky :D

Yeah, kind of like a "wah-wah-waaah" trombone sound after a bad joke.

It's a possibility, he often leads me to the kitchen when he smells dinner cooking. "Hey mom, look, it's time for food! Can I have some??"

Good :)

Meh, anything will do.

Bleh, spoil sport(Ladame, not you)

:confused:


Buh? :confused:


That is an absolute lie, I did no such thing! I'm gonna sue you for......something!


Alright, let me know when it's the talent portion. I'll look for some drawings I scanned in...and you lie, you DID ask for it. I'm just too lazy to find the post. :P

Any minute now, somebody is going to get mad at me for not using the "multiple quotes" feature. Look people, that would be a REALLY long post and I don't have the patience for it. You'll just have to read all my primitive separate posts. Or skip right over anything with a lightbulb over it, that's an option too. <3

I think yoo look sweet ^

Thank you, so do you! I think you're going to win this. <3

Thank you, so do you! I think you're going to win this. <3

This is far too epic to tell. Course, I cast my lots when I judged; I'm suprised Luipaard is behind. Maybe people think she's the guy on the left?

*cough*

Weren't those not two guy judges who obviously have no sense of attraction for men thus only posted because they didn't really want to give any points to the ones the Females would vote for the most? :-P

THAT must be the reason I didnt make the first two lists. I mean, I'm a handsome sumbich. ;)

Ilie

Terrorist cakes is cuter, but she lacks the mature sexyness of a older woman.

An older woman...alright! :p <3 thank you

This is far too epic to tell. Course, I cast my lots when I judged; I'm suprised Luipaard is behind. Maybe people think she's the guy on the left?

She IS lovely. I just don't think enough people have voted to have an accurate result right now.

Any minute now, somebody is going to get mad at me for not using the "multiple quotes" feature. Look people, that would be a REALLY long post and I don't have the patience for it. You'll just have to read all my primitive separate posts. Or skip right over anything with a lightbulb over it, that's an option too. <3

your just trying to get your numbers up ,that it would be too long of a post

your just trying to get your numbers up ,that it would be too long of a post

That too, of course. I have to do something to make up for my long absences during the school semester... :D

An older woman...alright! :p <3 thank you

She is 17, she is not a woman yet. You are ;)

First off, I must say you are all quite hot (if you're under 18 I mean that in a purely aesthetic way):D. This wasn't easy at all.

Male Contestants
1. German Nightmare
2. Strathcarlie
3. Pure Metal
4. Metal Horde
5. Pyschotika
6. Johnny B Goode
7. Pathetic Romantics
8. Free Soviets
9. Kiryu-shi
10. Kanabia
11. Infinate Revolution
12. Delator
13. Lunatic Goofballs
14. Cruxium
15. Potarius
16. Atsetaro
17. Skibereen
18. New Stalinberg (Now if it had been a motorcycle...)


Female Contestants (Very tough indeed; but you can't all be first, so here goes.):
1. Dakini
2. Ilie
3. Luipaard
4. Eraeya
5. Terrorist Cakes
6. Carisbrooke
7. Aelosia
8. Akai Oni

And Most Asexiest should go to Chandy

Damn, and I'll probably want to change my answers as soon as I post. I just won't look at this post after I make it. Gah! I'm stalling. I just don't want to hit the submit buttion...
Fixed. This is my final answer.:D

Any minute now, somebody is going to get mad at me for not using the "multiple quotes" feature. Look people, that would be a REALLY long post and I don't have the patience for it. You'll just have to read all my primitive separate posts. Or skip right over anything with a lightbulb over it, that's an option too. <3
:eek:

NOT USING MULTIPLE QUOTES??

Why of all the... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angry013.gif

:p


Nah, I wasn't even thinking about it. Honest ;)

She is 17, she is not a woman yet. You are ;)

Fair enough! It is kind of scary to be looking at the stomach and butt of a 17-year old, like any minute the Feds will be barging in on me. :eek:

:eek:

NOT USING MULTIPLE QUOTES??

Why of all the... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angry013.gif

:p


Nah, I wasn't even thinking about it. Honest ;)

Yeah well, joke all you want, I usually get yelled at for it. I don't even know why. By the way, I DO have your picture, I found it. Seriously, you could have held your own in this contest. :)

That too, of course. I have to do something to make up for my long absences during the school semester... :D

yes indeed

It's okay :fluffle:

There is nothing wrong with you!

*shifty eyes* Of course

interesting how these polls always bring out a host of brand new posters...

That reminds me, I joined last year in the middle of this contest... that means I've almost been here a year.... woo!

Yeah, kind of like a "wah-wah-waaah" trombone sound after a bad joke.

I make that sound effect (or one similar) often in day-to-day life

Any minute now, somebody is going to get mad at me for not using the "multiple quotes" feature. Look people, that would be a REALLY long post and I don't have the patience for it. You'll just have to read all my primitive separate posts. Or skip right over anything with a lightbulb over it, that's an option too. <3

I would have.... but then you explained it.

Fair enough! It is kind of scary to be looking at the stomach and butt of a 17-year old, like any minute the Feds will be barging in on me. :eek:

Don't worry... if they do you can distract them with the pictures and run.

That reminds me, I joined last year in the middle of this contest... that means I've almost been here a year.... woo!



Congratulations! I joined NationStates in February of last year but I really didn't start posting until April. It's been a lovely year with everybody! Actually last year was shit but things have been looking up since about January. I think 2007 will be my best year ever.

Heh.

An all-female three-way. :cool:

Congratulations! I joined NationStates in February of last year but I really didn't start posting until April. It's been a lovely year with everybody! Actually last year was shit but things have been looking up since about January. I think 2007 will be my best year ever.

2 and a half years for me...

Yay, no life!!!

2 and a half years for me...

Yay, no life!!!

I tried to quit at the beginning of the year because I was starting uni. Uni work didn't start filling the hole (I procrastinate a lot) so I was left NSGless and bored... then I checked up on how things were going and got sucked back in... everything has returned to how it should be.

Terrorist Cakes wins, if not because she's good looking simply because she has an uber awesome name. Hehehehe...Terrorist Cakes.:p

Congratulations! I joined NationStates in February of last year but I really didn't start posting until April. It's been a lovely year with everybody! Actually last year was shit but things have been looking up since about January. I think 2007 will be my best year ever.

we join in the same month but just at different ends of it :D

we join in the same month but just at different ends of it :D

Also ISA, your post count is much higher.

Also ISA, your post count is much higher.

what part of our country you think i came from :rolleyes: :p

Stalin and Kanabia sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

*flees*

Yeah, i'd totally do him.

(he does look like me after all)

what part of our country you think i came from :rolleyes: :p

In case you haven't noticed I don't exactly live in Rio de Janeiro either.

In case you haven't noticed I don't exactly live in Rio de Janeiro either.
no but someone \/ thinks they from TAS
Yeah, i'd totally do him.

(he does look like me after all)

Ilie ... always and forever!

Contest over!

Ilie ... always and forever!

Contest over!
Yes, Ilie does rule, but we need to get more votes for her!

Quick, somebody bring in their army of puppets!

Fair enough! It is kind of scary to be looking at the stomach and butt of a 17-year old, like any minute the Feds will be barging in on me. :eek:

I'm legal in Canada!

I'm legal in Canada!

As creepy as this may ound (hope it's not overly so)...eneed pic for making dicision.

Edit: No, it's not that I can't spell while drunk. I'm just less inclined to self-correct.

I'm legal in Canada!

and Australia

I'm legal in Canada!

Oooooo Canada ... our home and native land ...

No matter ... not like you were nekkid. That's legal everywhere except Saudi Arabia!

Yes, Ilie does rule, but we need to get more votes for her!

Ilie was torn from the thigh of Zeus.

Woot for Eraeya.

Yay! :fluffle:

and Australia

Not necessarily.

It is an offence in South Australia to have sexual intercourse with a person under the age of 17. However it is a defence if both parties were 16 at the time of the offence or if both parties are married to one another. Further it is an offence to engage in sexual intercourse with a person under the age of 18 if that person is under the care of the offender (Guardian, teacher etc).

It's really weird.

Not necessarily.



It's really weird.

well with laws changing all the time all over Australia who knows whats what now days

well with laws changing all the time all over Australia who knows whats what now days
Yes i too hate the liberals.
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Why is there a poll if this thing was meant to be run by a special panel of judges?:rolleyes:

-snippage-
Y'know, learning four chords on the guitar and growing your hair long doesn't make you a musician, no matter how hard you might try. You've never been laid (no, your hand doesn't count), nor will you, until you chop that mop. Looking like someone's sister ain't gonna get you very far.

You're left-handed, though, so you do get some points.
He could pass himself off as Nathan Bracken, just needs to get those fags Micheal Clarke and Shane Watson off his arse.
:)

Why is there a poll if this thing was meant to be run by a special panel of judges?:rolleyes:

They get points from the judges and the poll.

They get points from the judges and the poll.
Oh i see.

Did I also mention I'm very lazy?

Yes, you mention it every time we speak, dear.
:fluffle:
Alright, let me know when it's the talent portion. I'll look for some drawings I scanned in...and you lie, you DID ask for it. I'm just too lazy to find the post. :P

Once all the judges are done.

Yes i too hate the liberals.
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who needs them

Yay! :fluffle:

Eraeya wins because she...speaks a sexy language, and is...very...beatiful...>.>

Yarb.

If your will excuse me i am off to go and feel sorry for myself in the corner. I am loosing badly.

If your will excuse me i am off to go and feel sorry for myself in the corner. I am loosing badly.

Don't do that... you'll make me want to help... and I'm too lazy and far away :(

6. Kiryu-shi (I also owe him one for threatening to kill him all the time. >.<)
NB: I am not responsible for anything I've said in this post, since I am still under the influence of 3 (maybe more) different kinds of drugs.

Drug induced guilt trips, yay!

If your will excuse me i am off to go and feel sorry for myself in the corner. I am loosing badly.

ach, don't worry yourself. the two leaders have a devout following on here.

ach, don't worry yourself. the two leaders have a devout following on here.

theres three now

theres three now

yeh, i didn't look at the poll. last time i looked it was Ilie and TC. they're who i was meaning.

yeh, i didn't look at the poll. last time i looked it was Ilie and TC. they're who i was meaning.

No offense to the other contestants or anything, but it is looking like a 3 horse race.

yeh, i didn't look at the poll. last time i looked it was Ilie and TC. they're who i was meaning.

will the last time i did look it was those two

No offense to the other contestants or anything, but it is looking like a 3 horse race.

yup, unless the others invoke puppet armies. you got any checks against puppet voting?

If your will excuse me i am off to go and feel sorry for myself in the corner. I am loosing badly.

It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings!

And by singing I mean posting...

...and by fat I mean respected...

...and by lady, I mean... uh... judges?

It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings!

And by singing I mean posting...

...and by fat I mean respected...

...and by lady, I mean... uh... judges?

i don't think they can help you out of this one

If your will excuse me i am off to go and feel sorry for myself in the corner. I am loosing badly.

Well, you got my vote anyway. And that's after looking at pictures of all the candidates (did anybody else actually *do* that?!?) just before voting, so it's a balanced opinion, if that counts for anything these days. :)

:fluffle:

First, I'd like to say that this was a difficult choice, there are some real sexy posters among us!

Secondly, you've all deserved to win, but since that cannot be done in this cut-throat competition, this shall be the way I cast

:eek: MY VOTES!!!!!! :eek:

The Men:


Free Soviets
German Nightmare
Skibereen
Pure Metal
Kanabia
The Metal Horde
Cruxium
Kiryu-shi
Potarius
Atsetaro

Infinite Revolution
Strathcarlie
Pathetic Romantics
Delator
New Stalinberg
Pyschotika
Johnny B Goode
Lunatic Goofballs


The Women:

Ilie
Daikini *
Luipaard
Aleosia
Terrorist Cakes
Aki Oni
Carisbrooke
Eraeya


* Of course, I'm a bit biased since I've seen the pics Daikini has posted previously, but that's neither here nor there.


Note: There are some posters missing that would change the game entirely. TBD, WYTYG, The Lady... Mmmmm... :fluffle:

Go Ilie

Oy...:(

*snip*

All the men, Grav.

All the men, Grav.

Pfft! There are no other real men!

Carisbrooke looks like my wife.

Pfft! There are no other real men!

*smacks*

:P

Carisbrooke looks like my wife.

Must be a recent marrage, you still voted for her!

Go TC! *waves flag*
Eraeya's losing steam...

*smacks*

:P

How... feminine... of you ;)

:fluffle:

Anybody who can cook is a good person, I say. It takes a lot of love and patience and focus and generosity to bake something these days. :p
Best statement, Ilie!

I only wish I had more than two hotplates and a microwave. I'm good at cooking, but I really love baking. :D
Ilie

Terrorist cakes is cuter, but she lacks the mature sexyness of a older woman.
You didn't just call Ilie old, did you? :p
I smile! I'm smiling in three of those pictures! And I do have talents, just not cooking. *oh well*
You smirk very shyly. ;)
Any minute now, somebody is going to get mad at me for not using the "multiple quotes" feature. Look people, that would be a REALLY long post and I don't have the patience for it. You'll just have to read all my primitive separate posts. Or skip right over anything with a lightbulb over it, that's an option too. <3
I hope you have noticed that you also have your very own smiley, right? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/IlieBulb.gif
An older woman...alright! :p <3 thank you
Hey, at least you're legal!
Fixed. This is my final answer.:D
Woo, I thank you, baby! :fluffle: (Next weekend I'm going home, hopefully I'll think of the WTC air pictures!)
Congratulations! I joined NationStates in February of last year but I really didn't start posting until April. It's been a lovely year with everybody! Actually last year was shit but things have been looking up since about January. I think 2007 will be my best year ever.
It's also good to have you around. You're a fun and lovely person to spend time with.
Ilie ... always and forever!
Sounds like a tattoo!
Contest over!
Only when Ilie wins!

Hey, at least you're legal!

So's TC, in most places.

Well, most important places anyways.

So's TC, in most places.

Well, most important places anyways.

:D lot for AUS

Both TC and Ilie are too young for me alas...:(

Sounds like a tattoo!

I have a previously posted pic of her tattooed on my back.

I stalk her religiously.

I have a previously posted pic of her tattooed on my back.

I stalk her religiously.
OMG, you're still here!:eek:

OMG, you're still here!:eek:

Where would I be otherwise?

Where would I be otherwise?
I havn't been on NS in a while...and when I do come on, I don't see too many of the older guys, just a ton of n00blets.....so...its sort of refreshing to see someone from my day, even if it is my nemesis.:D

How... feminine... of you ;)

:fluffle:

wa... buh... fut... chuh.... gah!!

*pokes*

I havn't been on NS in a while...and when I do come on, I don't see too many of the older guys, just a ton of n00blets.....so...its sort of refreshing to see someone from my day, even if it is my nemesis.:D

Think of me more as your evil twin.

Both TC and Ilie are too young for me alas...:(

How young was Ilie again? [/talking behind Ilies back]

Too young for those past 35 is all I remember.

Too young for those past 35 is all I remember.

17 and 24 as i remember. 17's too young for anyone over 20 i reckon, i mean that's jut me probably but 17 year olds are still children to me.

It was a way of saying too young for me. Not that those younger than me couldn't also be too old.

17 and 24 as i remember. 17's too young for anyone over 20 i reckon, i mean that's jut me probably but 17 year olds are still children to me.

If they're still in high school, you really need to look the other way.

Or at least be in private when you are looking at pictures of their abs.

It was a way of saying too young for me. Not that those younger than me couldn't also be too old.

yeh, i mean, i was agreeing with you. and remembering the previous one of these where i voted for TC and then discovered she was a child and felt dirty.

Oh ok

17 and 24 as i remember. 17's too young for anyone over 20 i reckon, i mean that's jut me probably but 17 year olds are still children to me.

i too see them as still children

Ilie ... always and forever!

Contest over!

Aw, Keruvalia, you're just biased because you're my stalker. <3

Yes, Ilie does rule, but we need to get more votes for her!

Quick, somebody bring in their army of puppets!

Now, that wouldn't be fair. I am just happy that this is a more fair contest than last time cause I didn't even know I was in it until the voting was half-over, and I didn't have any good pictures. I am more than happy to lose to any of these gorgeous ladies now that I have what I believe is an a-okay bunch of photographs up for this.

I'm legal in Canada!

Oh! Yet another reason why Canada is great. I had some fun times there when I wasn't legal to drink here but I was in Toronto...hoo boy.

Ilie was torn from the thigh of Zeus.

Wha...? That is not how the book "Where Did I Come From?" explained things...as I recall, it featured a little sperm with a top hat.

ach, don't worry yourself. the two leaders have a devout following on here.

LaDame, Keruvalia, and German Nightmare. My three devout followers. :D When are we having a guy's poll, btw? I want to vote for German Nightmare.

Go Ilie

Thank you! I don't know who you are...

I have a previously posted pic of her tattooed on my back.

I stalk her religiously.

It's true. :D

How young was Ilie again? [/talking behind Ilies back]

I am 24, soon to be 25 in June. And I don't consider myself too young for those over 35...I have a crush on one of my friends' dad, actually, but he is already dating somebody my age! That's okay though, I'm not as into rock-climbing as they are.

(There, I used multi-quote. Happy?)

i too see them as still children

Considering that when I graduate next year I may be a school counselor in a high school, which does happen to feature 17- and 18-year olds, I can't afford to think of them as anything but children. Might I add that I absolutely do not understand all these women who start dating their students and basically ruin everybody's lives doing it. Completely certifiable if you ask me.

Aw, Keruvalia, you're just biased because you're my stalker. <3



Now, that wouldn't be fair. I am just happy that this is a more fair contest than last time cause I didn't even know I was in it until the voting was half-over, and I didn't have any good pictures. I am more than happy to lose to any of these gorgeous ladies now that I have what I believe is an a-okay bunch of photographs up for this.



Oh! Yet another reason why Canada is great. I had some fun times there when I wasn't legal to drink here but I was in Toronto...hoo boy.



Wha...? That is not how the book "Where Did I Come From?" explained things...as I recall, it featured a little sperm with a top hat.



LaDame, Keruvalia, and German Nightmare. My three devout followers. :D When are we having a guy's poll, btw? I want to vote for German Nightmare.



Thank you! I don't know who you are...



It's true. :D



I am 24, soon to be 25 in June. And I don't consider myself too young for those over 35...I have a crush on one of my friends' dad, actually, but he is already dating somebody my age! That's okay though, I'm not as into rock-climbing as they are.

(There, I used multi-quote. Happy?)

who are you and what have you done with the real Ilie :p

Best statement, Ilie!

I only wish I had more than two hotplates and a microwave. I'm good at cooking, but I really love baking. :D

You didn't just call Ilie old, did you? :p

You smirk very shyly. ;)

I hope you have noticed that you also have your very own smiley, right? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/IlieBulb.gif

Hey, at least you're legal!

Woo, I thank you, baby! :fluffle: (Next weekend I'm going home, hopefully I'll think of the WTC air pictures!)

It's also good to have you around. You're a fun and lovely person to spend time with.

Sounds like a tattoo!

Only when Ilie wins!

Thank you...I didn't know I had a smiley, and if it would load I'd be able to see it! For some reason my comcast has been acting up this month. I didn't know you liked to cook! I love a man who cooks, which may be a little Freudian since my dad is a great cook. A guy who cooks for me is a guy who loves me as far as I'm concerned. <3

Btw, you may be disappointed, it looks like TC with her young tummy is outpacing us all. :p

Considering that when I graduate next year I may be a school counselor in a high school, which does happen to feature 17- and 18-year olds, I can't afford to think of them as anything but children. Might I add that I absolutely do not understand all these women who start dating their students and basically ruin everybody's lives doing it. Completely certifiable if you ask me.

most of the 17 year olds i've seen still act like children

LaDame, Keruvalia, and German Nightmare. My three devout followers. :D When are we having a guy's poll, btw? I want to vote for German Nightmare.

i don't know but i'm not looking forward to it - so far two judges have left me out of their top 10 :( :p

<snip> Might I add that I absolutely do not understand all these women who start dating their students and basically ruin everybody's lives doing it. Completely certifiable if you ask me.

I agree completely.

Considering that when I graduate next year I may be a school counselor in a high school, which does happen to feature 17- and 18-year olds, I can't afford to think of them as anything but children. Might I add that I absolutely do not understand all these women who start dating their students and basically ruin everybody's lives doing it. Completely certifiable if you ask me.

I agree completely.

is that not illegal in the US then? i'm pretty sure it is here.

illegal to do in high school
not so for much for college but still shouldn't be done.

most the of the 17 year olds i've seen still act like children

You mean arm-wrestling my fifteen-year-old friend over whether or not sci-fi/fantasy is a sucky genre is not mature?

arm-wrestling my fifteen-year-old friend over whether or not sci-fi/fantasy is a sucky genre

what was the verdict?

illegal to do in high school
not so for much for college but still shouldn't be done.

ah right, i get confused with the US education system. college is university is it? or something before university?

You mean arm-wrestling my fifteen-year-old friend over whether or not sci-fi/fantasy is a sucky genre is not mature?

more then acting like 12 years olds of the ones i've seen

what was the verdict?

Well, I can barely do a normal pushup, and he can do a hundred pushups with his feet above him on the wall. He always wins.




But fantasy still sucks!

Well, I can barely do a normal pushup, and he can do a hundred pushups with his feet above him on the wall. He always wins.




But fantasy still sucks!

but most of sci-fi is fantasy

Damn, looks like I missed this one.
:fluffle:

*snip

Hmm, this reminds me of that sexiest man competition and I believe you nearly beat me :p

Finally, for the poll-I'm voting Eraeya.
:)

Hmm, this reminds me of that sexiest man competition and I believe you nearly beat me :p
Hehehehe...we should revive one of those. That was fun. Man, what a great night to return to NS...I meet up with you again AND see my evil nemesis/twin brother, Keruvalia!:D

By the way, I cut my hair...so you may have more competition now than you remember.;)

Hehehehe...we should revive one of those. That was fun. Man, what a great night to return to NS...I meet up with you again AND see my evil nemesis/twin brother, Keruvalia!:D

By the way, I cut my hair...so you may have more competition now than you remember.;)

Damn.! Haha. I always thought that girly hair of yours was your downfall :p.
It's quite a shame we missed this one I guess. I'm not too fussed though.

but most of sci-fi is fantasy

Exactly. Sci-Fi and fantasy both suck.

Exactly. Sci-Fi and fantasy both suck.

just don't say that when going for a part

just don't say that when going for a part

I'll use my acting skills to pretend I like Star Wars.

I'll use my acting skills to pretend I like Star Wars.

ar i see

So on every list so far, I have been ranked ahead of Lunatic Goofballs.

That's fine with me...I had no expectations of winning, but to be ranked as less sexy than a guy completely covered in mud would have been a little disheartening. :p

yup, unless the others invoke puppet armies. you got any checks against puppet voting?
This information is classified. If I tell you how then some smart people will figure out how to get around it.
Both TC and Ilie are too young for me alas...:(
Bah, like that ever stopped anyone before, they're both legal.
I'll use my acting skills to pretend I like Star Wars.

Are you that good?

I havn't been on NS in a while...and when I do come on, I don't see too many of the older guys, just a ton of n00blets.....so...its sort of refreshing to see someone from my day, even if it is my nemesis.:D

*ears steam*

But fantasy still sucks!

*faints*
*gets up*
*dusts off pants*
*shifty eyes*
You didn't see anything!

who needs them
Other Liberals, stupid creatures they are.

So on every list so far, I have been ranked ahead of Lunatic Goofballs.

That's fine with me...I had no expectations of winning, but to be ranked as less sexy than a guy completely covered in mud would have been a little disheartening. :p
Muds very sexy.
*Remembers piccy with the dirty woman needing a good scrub*

Yeah well, joke all you want, I usually get yelled at for it.
Yay! :)

*Jokes furiously*


I don't even know why. By the way, I DO have your picture, I found it. Seriously, you could have held your own in this contest. :)
*Blushes*

Thank you http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ashamed002.gif
(There, I used multi-quote. Happy?)
Extatic!! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy032.gif

*Dances the Multi-quote dance*

Have all the judges judged?

And while waiting, I encourage people to check out the new sexy pics in the Whatcha look like thread ;)

Have all the judges judged?

And while waiting, I encourage people to check out the new sexy pics in the Whatcha look like thread ;)

Wanderjar hasn't. Ladame and Stalin have probably done all the judging they're going to do this round. Which has me wondering what to do about the people they didn't judge.

How young was Ilie again? [/talking behind Ilies back]
Help yourself, Gravlen:
And the links...
I mean, come on! You provided the links with the information. Tststs!
Too young for those past 35 is all I remember.
Why 35? One is not old at 35. Or at 30. Although I start feeling old sometimes. :( Gah!
Now, that wouldn't be fair. I am just happy that this is a more fair contest than last time cause I didn't even know I was in it until the voting was half-over, and I didn't have any good pictures. I am more than happy to lose to any of these gorgeous ladies now that I have what I believe is an a-okay bunch of photographs up for this.
Too bad the nude pictures still need to be developed. :eek:;):p
LaDame, Keruvalia, and German Nightmare. My three devout followers. :D When are we having a guy's poll, btw? I want to vote for German Nightmare.
Oh, that's very nice.
(There, I used multi-quote. Happy?)
Did you feel pressured into doing so?
Considering that when I graduate next year I may be a school counselor in a high school, which does happen to feature 17- and 18-year olds, I can't afford to think of them as anything but children.
Wow, that's sounds like a great job.
Might I add that I absolutely do not understand all these women who start dating their students and basically ruin everybody's lives doing it. Completely certifiable if you ask me.
Might I add that I absolutely do not understand all these women who are not dating me and basically ruin everybody's lives doing it. Utterly nuts if you ask me!
Thank you...I didn't know I had a smiley, and if it would load I'd be able to see it! For some reason my comcast has been acting up this month.
Mmh. That's strange. But maybe photobucket was down. The link works fine for me. :( Please try again?
I didn't know you liked to cook! I love a man who cooks, which may be a little Freudian since my dad is a great cook. A guy who cooks for me is a guy who loves me as far as I'm concerned. <3
Hehe, who's your daddy?
Btw, you may be disappointed, it looks like TC with her young tummy is outpacing us all. :p
And it is a yummy tummy. (Probably because I ain't cooking for her)
most of the 17 year olds i've seen still act like children
Probably because they are.
Hell, I don't want to act all serious business at most times.
You mean arm-wrestling my fifteen-year-old friend over whether or not sci-fi/fantasy is a sucky genre is not mature?
It definitely is not a sucky genre! Go armwrestle a Wookie if you disagree.
But fantasy still sucks!
No, it's not!
but most of sci-fi is fantasy
Exactly! I love good Sci-Fi!!!
Exactly. Sci-Fi and fantasy both suck.
You suck. :( That's why I didn't vote for you. :p
I'll use my acting skills to pretend I like Star Wars.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/vader.gif Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Wanderjar and Jello Biafra have been TGed.

There should be new judges each round.!
Haha, wishful thinking of me getting involved :p.

There should be new judges each round.!
Haha, wishful thinking of me getting involved :p.

You can replace one if they take too long to show up and get judging. I can think of other uses for you too.

You can replace one if they take too long to show up and get judging. I can think of other uses for you too.

Ohh, marvelous! Inclusion, perhaps.

Other uses? Feel free to share :D.

Ohh, marvelous! Inclusion, perhaps.

Other uses? Feel free to share :D.

Ladame is too lazy to finish her judging, and Stalin fails too hard(:p). If they don't finish you can do it for them.

Ladame is too lazy to finish her judging, and Stalin fails too hard(:p). If they don't finish you can do it for them.

Heh. Okey dokey.
Just flick me a TG if my wonderful services are required.

Heh. Okey dokey.
Just flick me a TG if my wonderful services are required.

Will do. In tthe mean time, dance for our amusment.

Will do. In tthe mean time, dance for our amusment.
*music starts*

*dances*

Booyah. That's entertainment for you. Right there. Appreciate it.

I should had voted for Eraeya, or Ilie...

Wanderjar hasn't. Ladame and Stalin have probably done all the judging they're going to do this round. Which has me wondering what to do about the people they didn't judge.

how about making an executive decision on them and judging them yourself? either on your own criteria or imagining what those two would have voted. like for Stalin you could imagine that all the long haired guys would be in the top 10 for a start.

I should had voted for Eraeya, or Ilie...

No worries, as it is you voted... wisely. :)

No worries, as it is you voted... wisely. :)

We should go all french and declare a second round, with just Terrorist Cakes, Ilie and Eraeya. That way we could do politics, pledge support, and make things extremely interesting. ;)

We should go all french and declare a second round, with just Terrorist Cakes, Ilie and Eraeya. That way we could do politics, pledge support, and make things extremely interesting. ;)

Doesn't campaigning defeat the purpose of the contest?

Points thus far have been allocated.
Male Contestants:
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-(15+11+18)=44 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-(12+16+15)=43 points
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-(17+9+14)=40 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-(11+15+13)=39 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-(4+18+17)=39 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-(18+14+3)=35 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-(16+2+16)=34 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-(7+17+7)=31 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-(14+8+8)=30 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-(9+12+6)=27 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-(6+10+11)=27 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-(13+4+10)=27 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-(10+7+5)=22 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-(5+5+12)=22 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-(2+13+2)=17 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-(3+3+9)=15 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-(8+6+1)=15 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-(1+1+4)=6 points


Female Contestants
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184)-(7+7+8)=22 points
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241)-(5+8+7)=20 points
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36)-(6+6+6)=18 points
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251)-(8+4+4)=16 points
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28)-(4+5+1)=10 points
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509)-(2+2+5)=9 points
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407)-(3+1+3)=7 points
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441)-(1+3+2)=6 points

We should go all french and declare a second round, with just Terrorist Cakes, Ilie and Eraeya. That way we could do politics, pledge support, and make things extremely interesting. ;)

All french?? Do you mean with t.... :eek:

*Swoons at the idea*

;) :p


Though I think it's a good idea to see more pix... Peisandros could post his and show what a proper Tasty Treat looks like, and again I refer you to the sexy Bumboat pic in the other thread - she's hawt :)

Ladame is too lazy to finish her judging, and Stalin fails too hard(:p). If they don't finish you can do it for them.

there's jello biafra too. is he going to finish his voting?

All french?? Do you mean with t.... :eek:


Tongue? Could be done,yes

Tongue? Could be done,yes

I like the way you think ;)

I like the way you think ;)

Doesn't stop me from being in the last wagon ;)

Man Of Steel fails at judging :p

Stalin and Kanabia sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

*flees*

Of course he does. He fails at everything. :p

(I think Stalin might come to my house and murder me one day at this rate. :eek: :p)
Murder? Well there's one thing I beat you at - imagination.

Ladame is too lazy to finish her judging, and Stalin fails too hard(:p). If they don't finish you can do it for them.

how about making an executive decision on them and judging them yourself? either on your own criteria or imagining what those two would have voted. like for Stalin you could imagine that all the long haired guys would be in the top 10 for a start.
Was it "Tool on Stalin" weekend or something? And I missed it. Crap. :( ;)

Yeah, i'd totally do him.

(he does look like me after all)
Narcissist. :p

You wanna go? We can let NSG vote and see who's the sexier judge. Unless you're too chicken and are afraid to loooooooooose. :p
You make the thread, I'll kick your ass. In the vote, I mean.

Ifreann - give me 5 minutes and I'll judge the guys as well.

It's a love/hate thing.:D

Nah, it's a love/love thing.

Why, I'm a perfect angel! The very picture of innocence, I tell you! I don't know what more you could possibly come up with. ;)

Oh, give my imagination a chance, hon. ;)

lolz! (oh dear I hope Cluichstan didn't see that)

I saw it. Late, but I saw it.

Nah, I'm not scared of Mr. Name which phonetically reminds me that of a squawking rooster.

I enjoy his non-chalantry and pessimiticism, besides...

HE INSULTED THE GOATEE!

I've got a goatee myself, mate. But then, I've got a real one.

But yeh, he's a nice guy :) great to have someone around who keeps your head out of the clouds.

Dammit, don't make me out to be a nice guy! You'll ruin my rep! ;)

Not like its original - that throwing up in mouth thing is an Internet cliché

Maybe I shou'ld throw up in your mouth.

And for the record, as far as NSG goes, it's mine.

So, he's like a substitute Czardas or something?

You've got to be kidding...

Careful, don't strain your wrist now ^^

Strains his wrist four or five times a day. Can't stop him.

Did you see Aelosia yet?!

Uh-huh...yummy.

Woot for cuteness!

Oh, and how about both? Spanish and english? :)


Beyong cuteness. Makes me glad I can sorta speak Spanish.

Terrorist Cakes, the one with the most naughty pictures. And for a good reason. You need to show such wondrous assets dear. I almost screamed "CHEATING!" when I saw the picture. With that, the rest of us doesn't have any chance to win, your body seems to be ages ahead of the rest of us, although Ilie could hold her ground.

Ages behind, you mean. She's 17. She's only winning cuz she posted a typical myspace-whore bunch of pics: "Here's my face and my tummy -- oh, and look at my ass!"

Sad really.

Pfft, that Aelosia girl should get a plastic surgery and a pair of new frontal reasons, she's too short, skinny, and ungraceful to be even competing here.

That Aelosia girl is freakin' gorgeous. You have no clue what you're talking about. :p

Oh, and by the way, this year's contest is too easy.The main competitor, that raises above all by both wits and looks is absent. Girls, breathe easily, Whereyouthinkyougoing is out of the competition. Now we have the chance to win, or at least to get some votes and not be completely ridiculous.

WYTYG is hot, yes, but there's no way she'd run away with this.

No offense, WYTYG.
most. pathetic. poll. ever.

Fixed for accuracy.

i send too much time on NSG...

Yes, you do.

Fair enough! It is kind of scary to be looking at the stomach and butt of a 17-year old, like any minute the Feds will be barging in on me. :eek:

Scary isn't the word for it...

I'm legal in Canada!

Legal-schmegal. Doesn't make it right.

If your will excuse me i am off to go and feel sorry for myself in the corner. I am loosing badly.

No reason to, hon. Despite my ripping on you earlier -- which was just in jest, by the way -- you're extremely pretty.

Pfft! There are no other real men!

Yeah, you're right. I refuse to post a pic. :p

most of the 17 year olds i've seen still act like children

Because they are children.

I should had voted for Eraeya, or Ilie...

Nah, you voted correctly, as did I. ;)

Tongue? Could be done,yes

I'm gonna faint now...

Men:

1. Kanabia
2. German Nightmare
3. Delator
4. Potarius
5. Infinite Revolution
6. Pathetic Romantics
7. Pure Metal
8. Skibereen
9. Strathcarlie
10. Psychotika
11. Free Soviets
12. Lunatic Goofballs
13. Kiryu-shi
14. The Metal Horde
15. Cruxium
16. Atsetaro
17. Johnny B Goode
18. New Stalinberg

Women:
As already listed here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12589046&postcount=767)

You've got to be kidding...

Substitute was more polite.

Substitute was more polite.

Go on then, drop the politeness...

The judging of the men will be done as follows - whoever looks most like me wins.

hey, i thought this was a contest to determine who was sexiest...

*remember kids, always insult the judges*

hey, i thought this was a contest to determine who was sexiest...

*remember kids, always insult the judges*
It's hardly even worth me going back and editing my list, seeing as you're not in the top 10.

Go TC! *waves flag*
Eraeya's losing steam...

I'm a diesel.

I'm a diesel.

http://www.gabbyattic3.com/truepix/vin%20diesel.jpg

:eek:

http://www.gabbyattic3.com/truepix/vin%20diesel.jpg

:eek:

More like

http://www.whitelaceinn.com/51pontiac/1951%20Pontiac%20hdtp01.jpg

I prefer the first pics you posted in this thread -- by far. ;)

I prefer the first pics you posted in this thread -- by far. ;)

Aww, thank yoo ^^ but if I were filthy rich, I'd have at least one of those in my garage. Not to drive them or something. But just... to... take pictures of myself with my car :p

Aww, thank yoo ^^ but if I were filthy rich, I'd have at least one of those in my garage. Not to drive them or something. But just... to... take pictures of myself with my car :p

You'd be better off with a Cluich in your garage -- or some other room... ;)

You'd be better off with a Cluich in your garage -- or some other room... ;)

Oh. What's that like?


*waits for dirt to just walk right up and show itself*

Oh. What's that like?


*waits for dirt to just walk right up and show itself*

I'm not gonna make it that easy for you... :p

Aww, thank yoo ^^ but if I were filthy rich, I'd have at least one of those in my garage. Not to drive them or something. But just... to... take pictures of myself with my car :p
And post them here?

And post them here?

Give me a beautiful old Pontiac and maybe I will :p

And post them here?

i second this suggestion-disguised-as-a-question.

Oh, and by the way, this year's contest is too easy.The main competitor, that raises above all by both wits and looks is absent. Girls, breathe easily, Whereyouthinkyougoing is out of the competition. Now we have the chance to win, or at least to get some votes and not be completely ridiculous.
:eek: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/images/smilies/custom/doubt.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/screwloose.gif

Uh, honey, I appreciate the thought, but were you drunk when you wrote this? And when I say drunk I mean delirious from alcohol poisoning? *carefully pats Aelosia*

Give me a beautiful old Pontiac and maybe I will :p
Would you settle for a Jaguar E-type? Obviously I'd keep the car afterwards...

i second this suggestion-disguised-as-a-question.
Excellent.

Would you settle for a Jaguar E-type? Obviously I'd keep the car afterwards...



*ponders* yes, if I'd actually get to drive it real fast too.

*ponders* yes, if I'd actually get to drive it real fast too.
Deal. Now I just need to get an E-type...