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The contest is over! The Male Contestant Voting thread is here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526060).

Thanks to all the contestants and judges. Special thanks to IV Stalin and Peisandros, as you slide down the banisters of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

Male Contestants:
Kanabia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576984&postcount=44)-103 points
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579193&postcount=253)-99 points
German Nightmare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583142&postcount=430)-96 points
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581236&postcount=366)-92 points
Pure Metal (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577104&postcount=85)-90 points
Potarius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583310&postcount=444)-81 points
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580731&postcount=344)-74 points
Strathcarlie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12581619&postcount=384)-74 points
Skibereen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577603&postcount=153)-67 points
The Metal Horde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578737&postcount=233)-67 points
Pyschotika (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577021&postcount=60)-65 points
Delator (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579176&postcount=252)-57 points
Kiryu-shi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12580261&postcount=339)-54 points
Cruxium (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578127&postcount=177)-51 points
Atsetaro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582587&postcount=411)-46 points
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)-44 points
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12587495&postcount=641)-27 points
New Stalinberg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578705&postcount=230)-10 points


Female Contestants

Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578201&postcount=184) - 43+7=50
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579165&postcount=251) - 39+8=47
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576958&postcount=36) - 42+4=46
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578955&postcount=241) - 37+3=40
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12586367&postcount=509) - 34+5=39
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576935&postcount=28) - 27+6=33
Akai Oni (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12582579&postcount=407) - 20+2=22
Carisbrooke (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12583245&postcount=441) - 10+1=11


Due to massive stupidity and an inability to count on my part, the scores for the female contestants were re-counted by IV Stalin. Please give him a cookie.

Judges:
"Wanderjar (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576864&postcount=9)"
Man Of Steel (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576921&postcount=23)
Dinaverg (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12577407&postcount=128)
Ladame (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12578558&postcount=215)sandros (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12595828&postcount=964)
Snafturi (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579323&postcount=259)
Jello Biafra (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579440&postcount=280)
Gravlen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12579820&postcount=322)

I think one for each gender would be better.

The Rules
If a contestant attempts to sway the opinion of the judges in any underhand manner they will be removed from the contest. Fellatio is underhanded.
Spectators may attempt to sway the opinions of the judges by espousing the virtues of their favoured contestant. Spectators may not offer bribes to judges or attempt to sway their opinion in any other underhanded manner. Spectators doing so will be given a stern telling off.
Judges accepting bribes will be replaced.
Judges taking too long to judge will be the victims of identity theft.
Ifreann is the sole arbiter of these rules and shall enforce or alter them as he sees fit.
This does affect your statutory rights.
Ifreann is an equal opportunities employer

Male Contestants' Talents
Free Soviets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12605773&postcount=1413)
Infinite Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12606241&postcount=1520)
Pathetic Romantics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12610665&postcount=1616)
Johnny B Goode (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12612969&postcount=1710)

Female Contestants' Talents
Terrorist Cakes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12607506&postcount=1547)
Ilie (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12610027&postcount=1585)
Dakini (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12610383&postcount=1593)
Aelosia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12610666&postcount=1617)
Luipaard (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12612438&postcount=1665)
Eraeya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12612723&postcount=1699)

I think one for each gender would be better.

But this will go towards finally establishing who is made of more sexiness, men or women.

I like my omnigendered contest.

I can't do it...I am too sexy for this thread...

*nods with my face obscured...

I can't do it...I am too sexy for this thread...

*nods with my face obscured...

Well then clearly you're in a great position to judge the contest, no?

But this will go towards finally establishing who is made of more sexiness, men or women.

I like my omnigendered contest.
Well it ain't as if i want a man to win heck i don't really care but 2 would be better.

Well then clearly you're in a great position to judge the contest, no?

DOH!

The identities of the judges will not be revealed to the contestants, spectators, non-participating posters or each other.
If a judge reveals that he/she/it is a judge they will be replaced.

I'd like to be a judge mein fruend.


Name: Chris "Wanderjar" Baker
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Height: 5 '10
Location: New Tampa, Florida
Location of origin(if different from above): Vero Beach Florida

DOH!

I was suggesting you enter since you're oh so qualified. You might even get picked by the random number generator (http://www.random.org/integers/).
I'd like to be a judge mein fruend.

<contestants' entry form snip>

Your poor reading comprehension skills are showing :p

Entered anyway, you're straight, aren't you?

I was suggesting you enter since you're oh so qualified. You might even get picked by the random number generator (http://www.random.org/integers/).

Numbers are also evil and people who randomly generate them are not sexy...

That is a widely known fact and I also like chocolate

Can I apply for both judge and contestant? It's not as if I think I can win, but it never hurts to take a shot, right :D

Numbers are also evil and people who randomly generate them are not sexy...

That is a widely known fact and I also like chocolate
:confused:

You're high, aren't ya?
Can I apply for both judge and contestant? It's not as if I think I can win, but it never hurts to take a shot, right :D

No, if the RNG picks you as a judge then I'd have to remove you as a contestant, which would make it clear that you're a judge and defeat the purpose of keeping who the judges are sekrit.

:confused:
You're high, aren't ya?


No I am scared of heights, I am on the floor

I wanna enter without pictures or voice samples. :(

:confused:

No, if the RNG picks you as a judge then I'd have to remove you as a contestant, which would make it clear that you're a judge and defeat the purpose of keeping who the judges are sekrit.

Okay. then tell me what to do please, since I'm bad at deciding this sort of stuff :)

I wanna enter without pictures or voice samples. :(


I'd vote for you. :)

I'll compete!

Name: Lunatic Goofballs
Age: Physically, 34. Mentally, 17.
Gender: *performs thorough self-examination* Male.
Height: 5'9"
Location: Connecticut
Location of Origin: The nuthouse.

pic(not me, but excellent likeness):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41237000/jpg/_41237103_mud.jpg

Voice(actually, it's Barry White, but I want to win. :) ):
Gollum sings! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=921zTC69UR4)

No I am scared of heights, I am on the floor
I like you, you're crazy.
I wanna enter without pictures or voice samples. :(
Done. :p
Okay. then tell me what to do please, since I'm bad at deciding this sort of stuff :)

The Coin Of Deciding says contestant! The Coin Of Deciding has spoken!

I like you, you're crazy.

I like you too, because you have a talking coin.

I'd vote for you. :)

Aww :)

Done. :p


Well, shit. That was easy. And I was totally close to filling out that form and even contemplating a picture, too. :)

Well, shit. That was easy. And I was totally close to filling out that form and even contemplating a picture, too. :)


I like the concept of being totally close and contemplating...always good

Oooh, I wanna be a judge. If I get rejected as a judge, can I then apply as a competitor?

* Name: Man of Steel
* Gender: Duh...*points to first word of previous answer* :p
* Sexuality: Straight.

I like you too, because you have a talking coin.
I call him Coiny :)
Well, shit. That was easy. And I was totally close to filling out that form and even contemplating a picture, too. :)

In that case, no special entry for you!

Ifreann giveth and Ifreann taketh away.

I wanna enter without pictures or voice samples. :(

Nowhere in the rules does it say that the picture and voice sample has to be yours. :)

Oooh, I wanna be a judge. If I get rejected as a judge, can I then apply as a competitor?

Nope. Judges shall be made of anonymous.

Ifreann giveth and Ifreann taketh away.

Ifreann is like a god among talking coin owners!

Say hi to coiny from me :)

Here goes then.

name: Daan 'Eraeya' Appels (please don't make fun of my name. Please.)
age: 20
gender: feline - oh sorry. Female.
height: 5'2" (if the convertor got it right. It's 1m60 to be exact)
Location: on my desk chair, in Antwerp

Pics (in descending order):

*I'm the female, not the feline.
*Those are my eyes.
*That's me on the right, and a very drunk-ass Kevin Drew in the middle, and my friend Hans oggling sexily at the camera. I thought his presence in the pic might come off good on me ;)
*Me and my best(est) friend Charlotte. We were both going for 'serious', but honestly, can you be serious looking at her face right there?

Nowhere in the rules does it say that the picture and voice sample has to be yours. :)

It does say that I can change the rules, which trumps all attempts at rules lawyering. But this way might be amusing, so have at it.

Also, I'm leaving momentarily and can't be bothered to fix the rules.

I be back tomorrow to do the updating-ness of the OP and make the picking of the judges.

*nods in awe*

Here goes then.

name: Daan 'Eraeya' Appels (please don't make fun of my name. Please.)
age: 19 (but ask again tomorrow)
gender: feline - oh sorry. Female.
height: 5'2" (if the convertor got it right. It's 1m60 to be exact)
Location: on my desk chair, in Antwerp

Pic: see attachment. And let's say it's temporary. It's a bad webcam pic. And oh yeah, I'm the female, not the feline.

voice: Let me think about that one...
If I get to be a judge, you'll win. :)

Nowhere in the rules does it say that the picture and voice sample has to be yours. :)
Heh. According to the OP, you've applied to be a judge under my name.

Go Ifreann! :p

I like the concept of being totally close and contemplating...always good

Well, totally close to one thing and contemplating the other. :)


In that case, no special entry for you!

Ifreann giveth and Ifreann taketh away.

A pox on thee and thy house!

Meh.

OK.

Gimme a minute.

Nowhere in the rules does it say that the picture and voice sample has to be yours. :)

Yes it does...it says a picture of "yourself". :)

Can I doctor my soundfile to make my voice sound sexier than it actually is?

*nods in awe*

Here goes then.

name: Daan 'Eraeya' Appels (please don't make fun of my name. Please.)
age: 19 (but ask again tomorrow)
gender: feline - oh sorry. Female.
height: 5'2" (if the convertor got it right. It's 1m60 to be exact)
Location: on my desk chair, in Antwerp

Pic: see attachment. And let's say it's temporary. It's a bad webcam pic. And oh yeah, I'm the female, not the feline.

voice: Let me think about that one...

Oooh, I might just have a favoured contestant here...

I'll compete!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41237000/jpg/_41237103_mud.jpg

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:D gnah gnah

If I get to be a judge, you'll win. :)

*hides behind earlier noted desk chair and blushes*

*hides behind earlier noted desk chair and blushes*
You also score points for liking cats and 65daysofstatic. *nods*

Ah, what the hell, I'll enter!

* Name: Luipaard
* Age: 19
* Gender: Female, but i'll wear a stapon if you dont like it ;)
* Height:5'5 (i.e. little)
* Location: UK
* Location of origin(if different from above): My mummy's tummy.


Please affix a picture of yourself below:

Go on, have lots!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/meinmask.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/myhaloween.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/n61014390_32180440_6612.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:

No. I havent got a microphone, or a cd.

I'd love to be a judge, but 42 year old men who rate young girls on the internet tend to get their windows broken where I live:p

*slightly faints from attenion overload. Then gets up, puts on twenty four twelve and licks her paw in a cattish way.*
:fluffle:

And :fluffle: again for the obscure 65 track. ;)

*slightly faints from attenion overload. Then gets up, puts on twenty four twelve and licks her paw in a cattish way.*

But licking your pause makes the remote all wet!

(i appoligise proffusely for the pun)

Yes it does...it says a picture of "yourself". :)

That leaves a lot of room for interpretation. ;)

You also score points for liking cats and 65daysofstatic. *nods*

*slightly faints from attenion overload. Then gets up, puts on twenty four twelve and licks her paw in a cattish way.*

Ah yes...an attention-whoring thread. As if we need more of those... :rolleyes:

No, we really don't, and I have long since stopped posting pics of myself on teh intarwebs.

Unfortunately, so have I. :(

Wifey doesn't approve. :(

Name: Chris
Age: 21 in less than two weeks. :)
Gender: Male.
Height: ~181cm
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Location of origin(if different from above): Adelaide, Australia

I dont have any recent pics, so
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4774/geetarba1.jpg

...and This one (http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4204/ahhhhnq7.jpg) shall have to suffice until probably tomorrow night when I can take a new one.

Ugh, vanity. Although I don't exactly expect to do well.

No, we really don't, and I have long since stopped posting pics of myself on teh intarwebs.

Why are you bothering to post in here?

Ah yes...an attention-whoring thread. As if we need more of those... :rolleyes:

We do, dont we? They are fun :D I like attention, so, as you are here, are you going to be judge or contestant?

We do, dont we? They are fun :D I like attention, so, as you are here, are you going to be judge or contestant?

No, we really don't, and I have long since stopped posting pics of myself on teh intarwebs.

Name: Chris
Age: 21 in less than two weeks. :)
Gender: Male.
Height: ~181cm
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Location of origin(if different from above): Adelaide, Australia

I dont have any recent pics, so
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4774/geetarba1.jpg

...and This one (http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4204/ahhhhnq7.jpg) shall have to suffice until probably tomorrow night when I can take a new one.

Ugh, vanity. Although I don't exactly expect to do well.


Ooh, your cute :D i like you :D

No, we really don't, and I have long since stopped posting pics of myself on teh intarwebs.
Ah. You'll be a judge, then? :p

...and This one (http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4204/ahhhhnq7.jpg) shall have to suffice until probably tomorrow night when I can take a new one.
Y'know, you look like me to quite a scary degree...

Are you my evil twin?

But licking your pause makes the remote all wet!

(i appoligise proffusely for the pun)

LOL

Will there be a male and a female winner?

Why are you bothering to post in here?

Because for some, the only thing more fun than a lack of fun is ruining somebody else's fun. :(

Ooh, your cute :D i like you :D

Thankyou. :)

I'm pretty sure nobody wants that. :p

I'm out too,because I'd want to be able to sniff the female contestants as part of the judging.

Ah. You'll be a judge, then? :p

I'm pretty sure nobody wants that. :p

I'm out too,because I'd want to be able to sniff the female contestants as part of the judging.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

I'm pretty sure nobody wants that. :p

Why not? If you're going to be nice and honest about it!

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

you've a super sensitive gag-reflex.

Unless you've had a preview of the female contestants and I dont know what I'm in for.

Because I'm the closest thing to a Male Paris Hilton, such as I am an attention whore, I shall compete!

>.>

<.<

Name: Joseph Michael Liberator [Yes, my actual last name is Liberator.]
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Height: 5'10"
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska [Where the corn grows...]
Location of origin(if different from above): Omaha/Spiritually California

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6335/l2325f0fcd6b34afc283be0lx4.jpg

Note - Yea I said I was ugly last night on that one thread...nah I don't think I am, just that picture sort of sucked. Need to get my newer one up..hmm..

Well, I lost this contest!

Why not? If you're going to be nice and honest about it!
He could do...but then this is Cluich we're talking about. He'd just moan that anyone who entered the contest doesn't deserve to win.

Because I'm the closest thing to a Male Paris Hilton, such as I am an attention whore, I shall compete!

>.>

<.<

Name: Joseph Michael Liberator [Yes, my actual last name is Liberator.]
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Height: 5'10"
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska [Where the corn grows...]
Location of origin(if different from above): Omaha/Spiritually California

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6335/l2325f0fcd6b34afc283be0lx4.jpg

Note - Yea I said I was ugly last night on that one thread...nah I don't think I am, just that picture sort of sucked. Need to get my newer one up..hmm..

Well, I lost this contest!

I think you have a good shot. Even just for your name being outrageously cool!

Of course from this we can now decide who is the biggest attention whore :D I think i am winning that by miles...

I'm pretty sure nobody wants that. :p

I always imagine you sounding like Marvin.
http://cornerstorecomics.com/images/af_hhgttg_marvin.jpg:p

I think you have a good shot. Even just for your name being outrageously cool!

*clapping*

Yes, something about me is cool...

and the kids at the playground said I was toopid! :-(

Y'know, you look like me to quite a scary degree...

Are you my evil twin?

I think I asked you the same once, after I saw a pic of you from one of the NS meets. :D

Because for some, the only thing more fun than a lack of fun is ruining somebody else's fun. :(

Indeed...

Why not? If you're going to be nice and honest about it!

Honesty, my dear, is rarely nice. ;)

He could do...but then this is Cluich we're talking about. He'd just moan that anyone who entered the contest doesn't deserve to win.

Got a point there. And I'd be right. :p

*clapping*

Yes, something about me is cool...

and the kids at the playground said I was toopid! :-(

toopid.. Let's make that our new word for cool! And don't be bothered about what some people say. I've had my share of snags at me.

Only because your pretty -_-



*Smiles and blushed and mutters thankyou :D whilst very quitely agreeing with you*

Of course from this we can now decide who is the biggest attention whore :D I think i am winning that by miles...

Only because your pretty -_-

I'll..win..eventually..I'll be the, er, new attention whore in town..yea..that..

Umm, no not in any way am I so bored I am not even comprehending what it is I am saying anymore..no, I didn't just wake up >.>..

--

Sorry I'm a major goof ball and I can't think of anything remotely funny to say.

Honesty, my dear, is rarely nice. ;)



Got a point there. And I'd be right. :p

Come on. Be honest with me then.

toopid.. Let's make that our new word for cool! And don't be bothered about what some people say. I've had my share of snags at me.

Heh, nah I haven't been made fun of since I was a wee' shrimpy fat boy.

I actually lost like 70 pounds between December and February..so everyone I know just keeps using this one line -

"Wow, I can actually fit my arms around you now."

'Tis a curse, life that is.

I think I caused everyone to become deadly silent..

So, it's storming here. I love Thunder Storms...

I think I caused everyone to become deadly silent..

So, it's storming here. I love Thunder Storms...

Its very difficult to cause people to be silent, its an artform and a skill, and when managed you should be extreemly pround of it.

Its sunny here :D

I think I caused everyone to become deadly silent..

So, it's storming here. I love Thunder Storms...

I think you're toopid :D

I always imagine you sounding like Marvin.
http://cornerstorecomics.com/images/af_hhgttg_marvin.jpg:p

LMAO! I'm a helluva lot more animated than that when I speak, as those here who've actually heard me could attest. I even did radio back in my days at uni, so my voice isn't that bland.

Come on. Be honest with me then.

Fine, you asked for it. You've got cute potential. I actually think, facially, you look a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt in that pic you attached. (She's a dimwit, but she's moderately attractive, so I'm not insulting you -- yet.)

But sweet jeebus, girl, run a brush through that hair! Either that or get Sigfried and Roy to come round with whips and chairs to tame that shite.

Remember, you asked for it. :p

I think you're toopid :D

No I not...

I um mart!!!

Yea, it isn't everyday when I totally bastardize my IQ for some body else's enjoyment...lol

LMAO! I'm a helluva lot more animated than that when I speak, as those here who've actually heard me could attest. I even did radio back in my days at uni, so my voice isn't that bland.



Fine, you asked for it. You've got cute potential. I actually think, facially, you look a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt in that pic you attached. (She's a dimwit, but she's moderately attractive, so I'm not insulting you -- yet.)

But sweet jeebus, girl, run a brush through that hair! Either that or get Sigfried and Roy to come round with whips and chairs to tame that shite.

Remember, you asked for it. :p

Teehee, your honesty is fun :D be honest about me now, me ME!

LMAO! I'm a helluva lot more animated than that when I speak, as those here who've actually heard me could attest. I even did radio back in my days at uni, so my voice isn't that bland.



Fine, you asked for it. You've got cute potential. I actually think, facially, you look a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt in that pic you attached. (She's a dimwit, but she's moderately attractive, so I'm not insulting you -- yet.)

But sweet jeebus, girl, run a brush through that hair! Either that or get Sigfried and Roy to come round with whips and chairs to tame that shite.

Remember, you asked for it. :p

Thank you. The hair is a problem though. You should see it when it's the length I prefer! but I like it, because it kind of takes out the Jennifer Love Hewitt.

LMAO! I'm a helluva lot more animated than that when I speak, as those here who've actually heard me could attest. I even did radio back in my days at uni, so my voice isn't that bland.



Fine, you asked for it. You've got cute potential. I actually think, facially, you look a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt in that pic you attached. (She's a dimwit, but she's moderately attractive, so I'm not insulting you -- yet.)

But sweet jeebus, girl, run a brush through that hair! Either that or get Sigfried and Roy to come round with whips and chairs to tame that shite.

Remember, you asked for it. :p

OOO!

OOO!

I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME TOO!

I always imagine you sounding like Marvin.
http://cornerstorecomics.com/images/af_hhgttg_marvin.jpg:p
Lols! :D

Thank you. The hair is a problem though. You should see it when it's the length I prefer! but I like it, because it kind of takes out the Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I didn't see a problem with it...

OOO!

OOO!

I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME TOO!

O ME 2. I VALU TEH OPINION OF CLUTCHISTAN.

the problem is: it's not messy enough! I need more natural dreads! MORE I tells ya!

That could work.... :D

I didn't see a problem with it...


the problem is: it's not messy enough! I need more natural dreads! MORE I tells ya!

Name: Huw
Age: 21; 22 next month
Gender: Male
Height: 5 foot 11 (damnit, not quite 6 ft!)
Location: England, EU

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://www.hlj.me.uk/PM05.jpg

^^ teh one and only good picture

Please link to a sample of your voice:
http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/PM voice march06.mp3 :) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/hehehe.mp3)


go me!

Thank you. The hair is a problem though. You should see it when it's the length I prefer! but I like it, because it kind of takes out the Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Eh, I think you're pretty cute.

Then again, I'm just some midwestern boy like half way across the earth...

What matter does my opinion bring?!

:'(

Oh, yes. Just for the record, in regards to the pictures

http://memepedia.info/images/0/04/Asiancat_approves.jpg

*nods*

I volunteer to be in the pool of possible prospective candidates that may possibly be considered to be chosen at random for the lucky position of judge...

Eh, I think you're pretty cute.

Then again, I'm just some midwestern boy like half way across the earth...

What matter does my opinion bring?!

:'(

does some to me it does.

OOO!

OOO!

I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME TOO!

Okay, you asked for it... :p

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6335/l2325f0fcd6b34afc283be0lx4.jpg

Okay, right off, stop trying to grow facial hair. It's not working. Not even some Scotts fertilizer is gonna help you. Razor, meet Psychotika. Psychotika, meet razor.

And y'know, I think I bought weed off a guy that looked exactly like you when I was at uni.

Maybe we should change the title of this thread to "Post a Pic, and Cluich Will Tool on You." :D

Please link to a sample of your voice:
http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/PM voice march06.mp3 :) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/hehehe.mp3)


go me!

You've got a really appealing voice :)

O ME 2. I VALU TEH OPINION OF CLUTCHISTAN.


That an invitation, Kanabia? ;)

Okay, you asked for it... :p



Okay, right off, stop trying to grow facial hair. It's not working. Not even some Scotts fertilizer is gonna help you. Razor, meet Psychotika. Psychotika, meet razor.

And y'know, I think I bought weed off a guy that looked exactly like you when I was at uni.

Maybe we should change the title of this thread to "Post a Pic, and Cluich Will Tool on You." :D

Yea actually that pic was about four days after I shaved.

Facial hair is nice and thick, though on the right it is thin :-/.

Doesn't matter, because I'm going to be in the Army in a few month any how..have to shave :-(

Sadly, I don't smoke weed but my bestest friend is like the weediest person you'll ever meet.

:-), I'm always snapping back in some way.

That an invitation, Kanabia? ;)

Oh go on, be rude about me too! Oh pretty please!

That an invitation, Kanabia? ;)

Do your worst. It's not like your opinion of my physical appearance bothers me.

does some to me it does.

Yay..

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My goatee feels insulted by the man who's name resembles that of a chicken's mating call :-(

Cluich...

It's okay chin hair, you're sexy in my opinion.

You've got a really appealing voice :)

why thank you :)

the phrase "a face for radio" comes to mind :p :D

What matter does my opinion bring?!
Cheese :)

why thank you :)

the phrase "a face for radio" comes to mind :p :D

LOL!

I really didn't mean it that way though :)

Cheese :)

But...


We're not in France 0_o

But...


We're not in France 0_o

France is a good place :D They have nice wine. And good cheese, its true.

Y'know, learning four chords on the guitar and growing your hair long doesn't make you a musician, no matter how hard you might try. You've never been laid (no, your hand doesn't count), nor will you, until you chop that mop. Looking like someone's sister ain't gonna get you very far.

You're left-handed, though, so you do get some points.

Actually some girls like guys with long hair... My first bf had long hair! (sadly it was greasy aswell and i mainly dated him to annoy my parents, but the concept still applies)

My goatee feels insulted by the man who's name resembles that of a chicken's mating call :-(

Cluich...

It's Gaelic. :p

Do your worst. It's not like your opinion of my physical appearance bothers me.

Nor should it, but since you gave me the green light... ;)

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4774/geetarba1.jpg

Y'know, learning four chords on the guitar and growing your hair long doesn't make you a musician, no matter how hard you might try. You've never been laid (no, your hand doesn't count), nor will you, until you chop that mop. Looking like someone's sister ain't gonna get you very far.

You're left-handed, though, so you do get some points.

Actually some girls like guys with long hair... My first bf had long hair! (sadly it was greasy aswell and i mainly dated him to annoy my parents, but the concept still applies)

Mmmm...greasy...

Did everyone elses NS just break then?

Did everyone elses NS just break then?

Mine did. I blame guys with long, greasy hair. :p

France is a good place :D They have nice wine. And good cheese, its true.

You don't get the concept though -

I'm an arrogant American...

I don't like France!

Despite the fact a good part of me is French :-/...I just say the German/Italian covers it up well.

Did everyone elses NS just break then?

Mine did too, probably a server problem or something. Is yours still cluttering a bit too?

Oh go on, be rude about me too! Oh pretty please!

:eek: Kinky... :eek:

:p
But...


We're not in France 0_o

How do you know? :cool:

:eek: Kinky... :eek:

:p


How do you know? :cool:

Lol at the first comment...

0_o, Good sir I do not believe Bonaparte took over the Americas...yet.

Speaking of France -

Mr. Stewart, the Daily Show, says the one female candidate is...

*drum roll*

Hot.

We still need many more applicants..!

Lol at the first comment...

0_o, Good sir I do not believe Bonaparte took over the Americas...yet.
Sacre bleu! :eek:

Let me azk you ziz:

Is the server closer to Le France of the United Ztates of Le Americas, hmmm? I *pop* my mouth towards thee, zir!


*pop*

Whoa this topíc has grow quite fast.

Anyway, it looks like we have more judges than contestants.

And dont mind Cluichstan, he is just a bitchy ugly guy.

Whoa this topíc has grow quite fast.

Anyway, it looks like we have more judges than contestants.

And dont mind Cluichstan, he is just a bitchy ugly guy.

Hiya borders! you're a surfer, right? Why don't you apply - surfers are usually *rolls eyes upwards and druels a little*

I don't wanna post my voice.

And dont mind Cluichstan, he is just a bitchy ugly guy.

Yeah, I'm hideous... :rolleyes:

Sacre bleu! :eek:

Let me azk you ziz:

Is the server closer to Le France of the United Ztates of Le Americas, hmmm? I *pop* my mouth towards thee, zir!


*pop*

I swear...

if a french fry actually asked me that, or said anything remotely close to that, in person...

I'd...

I'd be learning how luxurious French Prisons are -_-.

Yeah, I'm hideous... :rolleyes:

why don't you post us a pic then?

Hiya borders! you're a surfer, right? Why don't you apply - surfers are usually *rolls eyes upwards and druels a little*

I´ve posted in the other topic.

And I dont think I stand a chance. I´m not blond, and I consider myself quite average.

Y'know, learning four chords on the guitar and growing your hair long doesn't make you a musician, no matter how hard you might try.

Odd choice of criticism. How can you possibly gauge my musicianship?

You've never been laid (no, your hand doesn't count), nor will you, until you chop that mop. Looking like someone's sister ain't gonna get you very far.

Aw, Cluich, i'm disappointed. For some reason, I expected a little more than "You have long hair! You look like a girl!"

Can anyone else do better?

why don't you post us a pic then?

I last posted pics on another forum on which I was a mod, so I was able to see how many times they were downloaded. Creeped me out, and I took 'em all down. I haven't posted pics since.

I last posted pics on another forum on which I was a mod, so I was able to see how many times they were downloaded. Creeped me out, and I took 'em all down. I haven't posted pics since.

Well if they were downloaded that often you must be quite hot. And its not that creepy to have people looking at you (as long as you have your clothes on).

The public demands pictures of Cluich!

I second the motion!

Post! Post! Post!

Well if they were downloaded that often you must be quite hot. And its not that creepy to have people looking at you (as long as you have your clothes on).

I'm not that hot (and yes, I did have my clothes on). Didn't mean to imply that. It was just the idea of so many people dl-ing my pic...ew.

The public demands pictures of Cluich!

I second the motion!

Post! Post! Post!

Not gonna happen. Sorry.

:rolleyes:

I'm not that hot (and yes, I did have my clothes on). Didn't mean to imply that. It was just the idea of so many people dl-ing my pic...ew.





Not gonna happen. Sorry.

:( aww, i promise i'll only oggle a little bit...

I last posted pics on another forum on which I was a mod, so I was able to see how many times they were downloaded. Creeped me out, and I took 'em all down. I haven't posted pics since.

What, you've never downloaded random things for no reason?

Sexiest NSer Competition 2007
Judges’ Entry Form

Please provide the following information:

* Name: Dinaverg
* Gender: M
* Sexuality: Straight

:rolleyes:

Hehe/ Good point!

And would you pleeeaase enter the contest? Blonde's not my thing anyhow, there'll be more people like that. Plus I'm very lazy and don't feel like going to a gazzillion-page thread for a pic...

You shouldn't ogle at all. I've got more than a decade and a half on you. :p

Nothing wrong with older guys, my current plaything is 28 :p

edit: And he's not even the youngest ever!

:( aww, i promise i'll only oggle a little bit...

You shouldn't ogle at all. I've got more than a decade and a half on you. :p

Yeah! 30 somethingers rule!

They are somewhat more fun arnt they? Especially with tounge piercings ;) })

Nothing wrong with older guys, my current plaything is 28 :p

edit: And he's not even the youngest ever!

Yeah! 30 somethingers rule!

Yeah, I'm hideous... :rolleyes:

I bet I have you beat in that category

Nothing wrong with older guys, my current plaything is 28 :p

edit: And he's not even the youngest ever!

Down, girl. I'm almost 35. :p

Well, I'll put my name in the hat.

Of course, I will lose, because not one of you can comprehend the perfection and sexiness that is I, but do not fret: None of you will have chance with perfection anyway.

:cool:

They are somewhat more fun arnt they? Especially with tounge piercings ;) })

Ohh yeeeaaahh.. we've got stuff in common Luipaard ;)

Down, girl. I'm almost 35. :p

Nice. That's just within my standards. Watchalooklike?

Nice. That's just within my standards. Watchalooklike?

I'm a hermaphrodite with a hunchback. :p

I'm a hermaphrodite with a hunchback. :p

Oh dear.

And if you took that seriously, you need help. ;)

Well, huchbacks can be sexy.


:p

Oh dear.

And if you took that seriously, you need help. ;)

And if you took that seriously, you need help. ;)

I forget sometimes that people don't actually see my 'I'm kidding' face when I post something like that :)

Well, huchbacks can be sexy.


:p

We should start a 'what's your freaky fetish' thread! Yeh ^^

We should start a 'what's your freaky fetish' thread! Yeh ^^

Erm. That might get...

...odd.

Fetish Rule #1: If you have a freaky fetish, tell your partner out of bed. Don't surprise them in bed.

Unless your freaky fetish is freaking your bed buddy out of course.

That's mean.:mad:

Erm. That might get...

...odd.

Fetish Rule #1: If you have a freaky fetish, tell your partner out of bed. Don't surprise them in bed.

Unless your freaky fetish is freaking your bed buddy out of course.

Erm. That might get...

...odd.

Fetish Rule #1: If you have a freaky fetish, tell your partner out of bed. Don't surprise them in bed.

ROFL, an ex of mine had a slime fetish.....

I wanna enter without pictures or voice samples. :(

i wanna enter without posting in this thread.

...

fuck!

ROFL, an ex of mine had a slime fetish.....

Dear lord, poor you!

this is really interesting. Maybe we should start a 'what fetishes have you encountered' thread.

ROFL, an ex of mine had a slime fetish.....

No.

i wanna enter without posting in this thread.

...

fuck!

Too late! Now you might as well enter, right? *nods*

Well, Kanabia's starting to creep me out, now.

First my approximate politics are stolen. Then my approximate location. Theeeen my given name. Then something else that I forgot in the last eight pages, hang on, I'll have a look... Oh, height! My height within a centimetre. Oh, and my gender. Also, every time I've ever encounterd anyone from Adelaide, I've ended up, 'running from the scene' at best. Trouble.

Stop stealing my shit, guy!

Anyway, yeah, clearly the Belgian girl wins.

...You don't hear that everyday.

Name: Michael Murphy (sufficiently common)
Age: 31 (Leo)
Gender: Male
Height: 5'10"(177 cm)
Location: Detroit MI, USA
Location of origin(if different from above): Tucson AZ, USA


Me (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat23.jpg)


Me and Aidan(that is my daughter, Aidan) (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat22.jpg)


Me and my Best Half (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/sho.jpg)

My appearence changes often so I could include some more pics..but you get the idea.

I am working on a voice sample...give me some time. I have to find my damned mic.

Dear lord, poor you!

this is really interesting. Maybe we should start a 'what fetishes have you encountered' thread.

Yes we should. /hijack

Name: Michael Murphy (sufficiently common)
Age: 31 (Leo)
Gender: Male
Height: 5'10"(177 cm)
Location: Detroit MI, USA
Location of origin(if different from above): Tucson AZ, USA


Me (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat23.jpg)


Me and Aidan(that is my daughter, Aidan) (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat22.jpg)


Me and my Best Half (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/sho.jpg)

My appearence changes often so I could include some more pics..but you get the idea.

I am working on a voice sample...give me some time. I have to find my damned mic.

Well in the last one you did shave... But apparently the wrong bit. Ever seen teh no beards advert? Well....

Dear lord, poor you!

this is really interesting. Maybe we should start a 'what fetishes have you encountered' thread.

Done. Dont say you didnt ask for it...

Well, Kanabia's starting to creep me out, now.

First my approximate politics are stolen. Then my approximate location. Theeeen my given name. Then something else that I forgot in the last eight pages, hang on, I'll have a look... Oh, height! My height within a centimetre. Oh, and my gender. Also, every time I've ever encounterd anyone from Adelaide, I've ended up, 'running from the scene' at best. Trouble.

Stop stealing my shit, guy!

Anyway, yeah, clearly the Belgian girl wins.

...You don't hear that everyday.

First of all, I'm not following with the Adelaide thing *oppresses newb trying to struggle out*
Second, thank yoo! But let's not make overhaste conclusions. I'm idly excpecting an overrun of applicants before the time Iffrean returns.

i wanna enter without posting in this thread.

...

fuck!

Haha, failure!

Well, Kanabia's starting to creep me out, now.

First my approximate politics are stolen. Then my approximate location. Theeeen my given name. Then something else that I forgot in the last eight pages, hang on, I'll have a look... Oh, height! My height within a centimetre. Oh, and my gender. Also, every time I've ever encounterd anyone from Adelaide, I've ended up, 'running from the scene' at best. Trouble.

Stop stealing my shit, guy!

:D

Actually, it's quite true about people born in Adelaide. They're all insane. Must be something in the water - I don't know if you've had the unfortunate experience of encountering it (Adelaide tap water) yet, but if you ever do, you'll understand. :)

First of all, I'm not following with the Adelaide thing *oppresses newb trying to struggle out*

You obviously haven't met someone from there. ;)

Hehe, yeah, one of the feckers owes me $120, at the moment. Unfortunately I seem to have accepted as a reference another guy from Adelaide.

Damn it!



Anyway, nothin' newbish about not knowing Adelaide. Adelaide is to be avoided like [tries to think of something Belgian]... cowpat?

Anyway, nothin' newbish about not knowing Adelaide. Adelaide is to be avoided like [tries to think of something Belgian]... cowpat?

cowwhat?

How about Turnhout. They must have the highest inbreed number in the entire country.

Adelaide is to be avoided like [tries to think of something Belgian]... cowpat?

I agree with the sentiment, but pfft...you're a drinker, and you know the perfect example would have been Stella Artois.

cowwhat?


Cow Pat. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_pat) :)

Ifreann said he was not going to do something like this as he did not want the blame

Cow Pat. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_pat) :)

:D Why would you associate that with Belgium? We've got pretty sights here too.. If you look hard...

*cries and books a flight on the first plane out of the country*

Haha, I'm so pleased about all of this.

Cowpat, Stella, confusion, it all runs according to my imagining!

:D Why would you associate that with Belgium? We've got pretty sights here too.. If you look hard...

*cries and books a flight on the first plane out of the country*

I like belgium :D I went there once, and they had good chocolate and fun slides :D

I last posted pics on another forum on which I was a mod, so I was able to see how many times they were downloaded. Creeped me out, and I took 'em all down. I haven't posted pics since.

Aha! Obviously all we have to do is go find one of these people that downloaded your pic and get one from them! Seeing as there were so many, it should be an easy job. :D

Maybe we should change the title of this thread to "Post a Pic, and Cluich Will Tool on You." :D

*decides not to post a pic for fear of Cluich's tool on me!*:p

12 pages (which i'm not going to bother reading) and only one contestant so far?

12 pages (which i'm not going to bother reading) and only one contestant so far?

I think we have 5 or so.

I think we have 5 or so.

ah, just not edited in to the OP.

ah, just not edited in to the OP.

Hey!

you should apply. The more the merrier!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/myhaloween.jpg

oo, is that the tron? haven't been there in a while... damn! i wish i was in 1st year again.

Hey!

you should apply. The more the merrier!

oh no, last one of these i don't think i even got a mention. being an attention whore is only good if you get the attention.

by the by, seen your pic - very nice :) ;)

Query: Is a voice sample entirely necessary? I have no method of actually recording my voice. Also I'm a Brummie. Granted my accent is partially Brummie, partially Silhillian, but still...

So yeah, voice needed?

Too late! Now you might as well enter, right? *nods*

i don't know, it sounds like work

Query: Is a voice sample entirely necessary? I have no method of actually recording my voice. Also I'm a Brummie. Granted my accent is partially Brummie, partially Silhillian, but still...

So yeah, voice needed?

Nah, probably just optional :)

Can we go just on voice alone? I might almost stand a chance then ¬_¬

No voice clip, but anyone who has heard a Brummie, imagine that only less so.

* Name: Phil
* Age: 20
* Gender: Male
* Height: 5'11"
* Location: Brum

http://www.faceparty.com/ph33l87

http://www.faceparty.com/pb/1529/images/ph33l87_19525420.jpg

No voice clip, but anyone who has heard a Brummie, imagine that only less so.

* Name: Phil
* Age: 20
* Gender: Male
* Height: 5'11"
* Location: Brum

http://www.faceparty.com/pb/1529/images/ph33l87_19525420.jpg

You're quite nice ^^

Cute wallpaper too.

Can we go just on voice alone? I might almost stand a chance then ¬_¬
Hey, if you get to the second round I'm sure you can display a talent for something.

Missing NS Meet-ups, for example. ;)

i don't know, it sounds like work

All you have to do is remember your name, age and height more or less.

You're quite nice ^^

Cute wallpaper too.

Why thank you, although I'm not sure what it says that my wallpaper got a higher rating. >_>

Old wallpaper at that.

Nuh uh, no WAY am I even going to CONSIDER entering this.

But good luck to those who do. ;)

Well in the last one you did shave... But apparently the wrong bit. Ever seen teh no beards advert? Well....

Well that isnt a beard my little friend, I have never worn a beard.
And unlike most of the lads posting, I am actually full grown.

For the sake of arguement
here are two without the goat.

Tem (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Givemethefilm.jpg)

Ras (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/Temat20.jpg)

That also pretty much covers the changes in my appreance over the last three to four years...minus a couple...I need ot look around.

Cool, I want in. Let's see here:

* Name: Ilie
* Age: 24
* Gender: F
* Height: 5'9"
* Location: Charm City, United States
* Location of origin(if different from above): I lived in Yorkshire for about 4 years when I was in grade school, does that count?


Here is an appropriately sexy picture, I hope:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/PICT1018se.jpg
Here's a link to the rest of my "contest" photos: http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/

And here is a terrible joke I told for a voice sample in the last "watcha sound like" thread by crouching under my desk and shouting into a pair of old headphones:
http://media.putfile.com/Joke-butchered-but-at-least-its-the-whole-thing

Thanks! This is fun. :cool:

Cool, I want in. Let's see here:

* Name: Ilie
* Age: 24
* Gender: F
* Height: 5'9"
* Location: Charm City, United States
* Location of origin(if different from above): I lived in Yorkshire for about 4 years when I was in grade school, does that count?


Here is an appropriately sexy picture, I hope:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/PICT1018s.jpg

And here is a terrible joke I told for a voice sample in the last "watcha sound like" thread by crouching under my desk and shouting into a pair of old headphones:
http://media.putfile.com/Joke-butchered-but-at-least-its-the-whole-thing

Thanks! This is fun. :cool:

:cool:

Name: Kaptaro Kuru-san

Age: 17, but I look like I'm 14

Gender: Male

Height: 5' fucking 3" and proud of it.

Location: The one place in Texas that doesn't suck

Location of origin(if different from above): That one city where the Blues Brothers, Wayne's World, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off was filmed.

Well I don't have a picture of myself, but I think my car is just as sexy. ;)

There's no shame in drooling. (<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/Urara322/CIMG1009.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>)

Cool, I want in. Let's see here:

* Name: Ilie
* Age: 24
* Gender: F
* Height: 5'9"
* Location: Charm City, United States
* Location of origin(if different from above): I lived in Yorkshire for about 4 years when I was in grade school, does that count?


Here is an appropriately sexy picture, I hope:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/PICT1018s.jpg

And here is a terrible joke I told for a voice sample in the last "watcha sound like" thread by crouching under my desk and shouting into a pair of old headphones:
http://media.putfile.com/Joke-butchered-but-at-least-its-the-whole-thing

Thanks! This is fun. :cool:

:eek: :eek: :eek:

*Starts to faint*

*Has heart attack on the way*

My word! I'd say it is! :fluffle:

You just made the competition a bit more of a challange! ;)

(Oh, and you should totally post that sound clip in the new What do you sound like (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523793&page=41) thread, it's still fresh :) )

Due to last time, and me not being sexy enough.. I shall not enter, due to potential emotional harm.

And I shall not help others with my mighty sweet paint skillz.

You just made the competition a bit more of a challange! ;)
Still no doubt in my mind who the winner should be...

Name: Chris
Age: 21 in less than two weeks. :)
Gender: Male.
Height: ~181cm
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Location of origin(if different from above): Adelaide, Australia

I dont have any recent pics, so
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4774/geetarba1.jpg

...and This one (http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4204/ahhhhnq7.jpg) shall have to suffice until probably tomorrow night when I can take a new one.

Ugh, vanity. Although I don't exactly expect to do well.

Hullo Kanabia, sorry I haven't been around on MSN much (ever). I just can't get the hang of chat rooms anymore. :( Anyway, nice to see you again!

Hi PM! That's a great picture I must say. How's Glitz? I hope nothing awful happened between you two that everybody already knows not to talk about and I am making a social blunder because I haven't been around much for a couple months. :eek:

Yeah.. um..

Nobody told you? :(

Name: Huw
Age: 21; 22 next month
Gender: Male
Height: 5 foot 11 (damnit, not quite 6 ft!)
Location: England, EU

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://www.hlj.me.uk/PM05.jpg

^^ teh one and only good picture

Please link to a sample of your voice:
http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/PM voice march06.mp3 :) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/hehehe.mp3)


go me!

Hi PM! That's a great picture I must say. How's Glitz? I hope nothing awful happened between you two that everybody already knows not to talk about and I am making a social blunder because I haven't been around much for a couple months. :eek:

I volunteer to be in the pool of possible prospective candidates that may possibly be considered to be chosen at random for the lucky position of judge...

Gravlen! Hi! I can't tell you how happy I am to see familiar faces. Too bad you're not entering, I seem to remember that you would do pretty well. :D

*nods in awe*

Here goes then.

name: Daan 'Eraeya' Appels (please don't make fun of my name. Please.)
age: 19 (but ask again tomorrow)
gender: feline - oh sorry. Female.
height: 5'2" (if the convertor got it right. It's 1m60 to be exact)
Location: on my desk chair, in Antwerp

Pic: see attachment. And let's say it's temporary. It's a bad webcam pic. And oh yeah, I'm the female, not the feline.

voice: Let me think about that one...

Ah, what the hell, I'll enter!

* Name: Luipaard
* Age: 19
* Gender: Female, but i'll wear a stapon if you dont like it ;)
* Height:5'5 (i.e. little)
* Location: UK
* Location of origin(if different from above): My mummy's tummy.


Please affix a picture of yourself below:

Go on, have lots!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/meinmask.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/myhaloween.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/blueocean43/n61014390_32180440_6612.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:

No. I havent got a microphone, or a cd.

Cool, I want in. Let's see here:

* Name: Ilie
* Age: 24
* Gender: F
* Height: 5'9"
* Location: Charm City, United States
* Location of origin(if different from above): I lived in Yorkshire for about 4 years when I was in grade school, does that count?


Here is an appropriately sexy picture, I hope:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/PICT1018se.jpg

And here is a terrible joke I told for a voice sample in the last "watcha sound like" thread by crouching under my desk and shouting into a pair of old headphones:
http://media.putfile.com/Joke-butchered-but-at-least-its-the-whole-thing

Thanks! This is fun. :cool:

:headbang: who to vote for

I last posted pics on another forum on which I was a mod, so I was able to see how many times they were downloaded. Creeped me out, and I took 'em all down. I haven't posted pics since.

Ha, I remember checking out the full Photobucket of another NSer (I think it was Utracia?) when he posted some random picture, and a picture of me at a friend's wedding that I'd posted a month ago was in his main album. Hi-larious!

Yeah.. um..

Nobody told you? :(

What, are you pulling my leg? Geez...

I´ve posted in the other topic.

And I dont think I stand a chance. I´m not blond, and I consider myself quite average.

Who cares about being blond? Join us and have fun, the water is quite nice once you get used to it. :cool:

What, are you pulling my leg? Geez...

Well you see..

PM was all like "Oooohh I love you!" and Glitz was all like "Aww! You're like a cute little puppy!" and then PM was like "A puppy? You're calling me an animal now?" And Glitz was like "Well.. In the be--" then PM cut in and was all like "Oh hell to the no!" and then he walked off.

Was really quite sad. There was even a thread on who had who's back. Glitz won the poll, but I voted for PM.

Hi PM! That's a great picture I must say. How's Glitz? I hope nothing awful happened between you two that everybody already knows not to talk about and I am making a social blunder because I haven't been around much for a couple months. :eek:

why, thank you... i like it :)
i just updated it cos it was a bit dark *nods*


and no don't worry :p we're still very much together and happy. we had a great time in amsterdam, she had a great birthday, she gave me a wonderful valentine's present, and its basically all good! :fluffle: :fluffle:
glitzi is just real busy at the mo is all - exams coming up and all...


Well you see..

PM was all like "Oooohh I love you!" and Glitz was all like "Aww! You're like a cute little puppy!" and then PM was like "A puppy? You're calling me an animal now?" And Glitz was like "Well.. In the be--" then PM cut in and was all like "Oh hell to the no!" and then he walked off.

Was really quite sad. There was even a thread on who had who's back. Glitz won the poll, but I voted for PM.
lol! if i can convince her we should so record that tomorrow :p

:eek: :eek: :eek:

*Starts to faint*

*Has heart attack on the way*

My word! I'd say it is! :fluffle:

You just made the competition a bit more of a challange! ;)

(Oh, and you should totally post that sound clip in the new What do you sound like (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523793&page=41) thread, it's still fresh :) )

Ah, thanks for the tip. The headphones got crushed under my computer by accident so there won't be another voice clip of me for a while. I don't think my voice will change too much until menopause anyway, which hopefully is still another 25 years away. ;)

Can please somebody tell me if he's pulling my leg? :p

i say yes he is

Well you see..

PM was all like "Oooohh I love you!" and Glitz was all like "Aww! You're like a cute little puppy!" and then PM was like "A puppy? You're calling me an animal now?" And Glitz was like "Well.. In the be--" then PM cut in and was all like "Oh hell to the no!" and then he walked off.

Was really quite sad. There was even a thread on who had who's back. Glitz won the poll, but I voted for PM.

Can please somebody tell me if he's pulling my leg? :p

why, thank you... i like it :)
i just updated it cos it was a bit dark *nods*


and no don't worry :p we're still very much together and happy. we had a great time in amsterdam, she had a great birthday, she gave me a wonderful valentine's present, and its basically all good! :fluffle: :fluffle:
glitzi is just real busy at the mo is all - exams coming up and all...


Oh, thank goodness! You two have to do well as our poster NS couple. I am reading a Europe travel book by Bill Bryson (quite hilarious btw) and he said that Amsterdam is full of hippies. I'm not sure how old the book is, though, so you'll have to verify that for me. :p

Still no doubt in my mind who the winner should be...
Yes, mine neither really, but you haven't entered the competition yet so...

Gravlen! Hi! I can't tell you how happy I am to see familiar faces. Too bad you're not entering, I seem to remember that you would do pretty well. :D
Hey, welcome back :) Still hanging around, can't shake the addiction :p

Oh and two points:
Pfft! Have you seen the competition so far? And that's just on the first day!
Thank you *Blushes*

Ah, thanks for the tip. The headphones got crushed under my computer by accident so there won't be another voice clip of me for a while. I don't think my voice will change too much until menopause anyway, which hopefully is still another 25 years away. ;)
Sounded good as it was, that clip... And although 25 years can fly by like the wind, I doubt you need to worry about such things now ;)
Can please somebody tell me if he's pulling my leg? :p
Huw just did, dearie :p

:headbang: who to vote for

You should wait to see who else enters! As a recall we had some very lovely people enter last time. I can't remember the name of the female winner last year but she was really quite something. Definitely wet dream material. :D

Yes, mine neither really, but you haven't entered the competition yet so...


Hey, welcome back :) Still hanging around, can't shake the addiction :p

Oh and two points:
Pfft! Have you seen the competition so far? And that's just on the first day!
Thank you *Blushes*


Sounded good as it was, that clip... And although 25 years can fly by like the wind, I doubt you need to worry about such things now ;)

Huw just did, dearie :p

Sorry, for some reason Jolt is being pretty slow and I didn't see it in time. And I haven't even gotten through the whole thread, have you posted a pic yet? You really must. <3

Definitely wet dream material. :D

an said by a female mmm

Due to last time, and me not being sexy enough.. I shall not enter, due to potential emotional harm.

And I shall not help others with my mighty sweet paint skillz.

Hi Ruffy, btw! How are you? You should post no matter what, I think it's fun. What's a little picture amongst friends, eh? :fluffle:

I wanna enter without pictures or voice samples. :(
Yeah...

Name: Kaptaro Kuru-san

Age: 17, but I look like I'm 14

Gender: Male

Height: 5' fucking 3" and proud of it.

Location: The one place in Texas that doesn't suck

Location of origin(if different from above): That one city where the Blues Brothers, Wayne's World, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off was filmed.

Well I don't have a picture of myself, but I think my car is just as sexy. ;)

There's no shame in drooling. (<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/Urara322/CIMG1009.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>)

UR link is borken.:(

:headbang: who to vote for

I was thinking the same exact thing.:headbang: :headbang:

As I don't have any pics or voice samples of myself, I'd like to apply for the judgeship.

Will there be a male and a female winner?
I kind of already asked that.

Yes, mine neither really, but you haven't entered the competition yet so...
;) :fluffle:

Thought you were still sulking about the pi...:D

I've applied to be a judge. If I don't get to be a judge then I'll knock together a pic and voice clip. I think there's a voice clip of me posted in one of the NS meet threads...someone said I sound like John Lydon. :confused:

Considering how I CAME UP with the idea for a sexiest NSer competition and I hosted the first one ever and I was a judge in the second one, I should get to be a judge. *nods*

Name: Lisa Liu
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight as an arrow

So, Ifreann, what do ya say?

Due to last time, and me not being sexy enough.. I shall not enter, due to potential emotional harm.

And I shall not help others with my mighty sweet paint skillz.
Oh, my paint skillz so trumps your paint skillz. Straughn only won because guys didn't want to vote for other guys.

Can we go just on voice alone? I might almost stand a chance then ¬_¬
Come on, Tribes, enter the competition and post a picture. I'm sure you'll be able to make it into the second round. ;)

Come on, Tribes, enter the competition and post a picture. I'm sure you'll be able to make it into the second round. ;)
Is that if you're a judge?

Is that if you're a judge?
Maybe >.> <.<

I am not making a list of the contestants I want to go on right now and I am not betting on who's going to win. >.>

Oh, my paint skillz so trumps your paint skillz. Straughn only won because guys didn't want to vote for other guys.

Keep telling yourself that.

Keep telling yourself that.
I shall
I still say you should be a contestant. You're cute and feisty and nerdy! So perfect. :cool:
I also hate losing and I despise cameras. I know I have no chance of winning and I hate cameras. That should be reason enough. *nods*

Considering how I CAME UP with the idea for a sexiest NSer competition and I hosted the first one ever and I was a judge in the second on, I should get to be a judge. *nods*

Name: Lisa Liu
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight as an arrow

So, Ifreann, what do ya say?

I still say you should be a contestant. You're cute and feisty and nerdy! So perfect. :cool:

I shall

I also hate losing and I despise cameras. I know I have no chance of winning and I hate cameras. That should be reason enough. *nods*

Fair enough. Say, did we ever find out what's with all this time-warping? Is it going to get fixed ever? It's so weird and disorienting...

"Liu" is that a Chinese name(please forgive me if it isnt...I really think it is Chinese)?

I don't want to try for sexiest NSer, but can I try for asexiest NSer?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/VoiceOfTheSoul89/1173323568896.jpg
Swimsuit part

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/VoiceOfTheSoul89/misc3047.jpg
Formal wear.


I really just want to show off that tux...and that underwear thing. ;)

I really just want to show off that tux...and that underwear thing. ;)

Wow, a baby blue tux! I suppose it is the prom time of year again...nice!

I don't want to try for sexiest NSer, but can I try for asexiest NSer?

I vote yes. Maybe we can campaign Ifreann?

Wow, a baby blue tux! I suppose it is the prom time of year again...nice!

I love it. I've worn it around the house a few times just because. I plan on wearing it to school one of these days, and I'll be wearing it to my wedding (my wife will deal with it haha).

I had to re-post, my link was broken.

Name: Call me Snake...

Age: 17, but I look like I'm 14

Gender: Male

Height: 5' fucking 3" and proud of it.

Location: The one place in Texas that doesn't suck

Location of origin(if different from above): That one city where the Blues Brothers, Wayne's World, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off was filmed.

Well I don't have a picture of myself, but I think my car is just as sexy.

There's no shame in drooling. (http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/Urara322/?action=view&current=CIMG1010.jpg&slideshow=true&interval=3)

I had to re-post, my link was broken.

Name: Call me Snake...

Age: 17, but I look like I'm 14

Gender: Male

Height: 5' fucking 3" and proud of it.

Location: The one place in Texas that doesn't suck

Location of origin(if different from above): That one city where the Blues Brothers, Wayne's World, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off was filmed.

Well I don't have a picture of myself, but I think my car is just as sexy.

There's no shame in drooling. (http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/Urara322/?action=view&current=CIMG1010.jpg&slideshow=true&interval=3)

I do love the orange vintage car. Very lovely.

I vote yes. Maybe we can campaign Ifreann?

Hmm. Maybe.:)

Name: Rob
Age: 17, told I look at least 20's
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Height: 5' 10" / ~178cm
Location: a little outside Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Pic (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/VoiceOfTheSoul89/misc3047.jpg)

No voice as of yet.

Hmm. Maybe.:)

You chould start a new thread with a new competition! That would be fun. :cool:

I do love the orange vintage car. Very lovely.

*Smacks forehead*

Yes... the vintage orange car... You don't understand what it, oh forget it...

:headbang:

*Smacks forehead*

Yes... the vintage orange car... You don't understand what it, oh forget it...

:headbang:

Great, turns out I'm an idiot. What is it?

Great, turns out I'm an idiot. What is it?

It essentially amounts to the glory days of American engineering, it's something that's completley American that no other country can come close to touching.

It's basically the American flag on wheels.

The Rules
...

Spectators may not offer bribes to judges or attempt to sway their opinion in any other underhanded manner. Spectators doing so will be given a stern telling off
Judges accepting bribes will be replaced.
Ifreann is the sole arbiter of these rules and shall enforce or alter them as he sees fit.

in other words, bribe ifreann directly

It essentially amounts to the glory days of American engineering, it's something that's completley American that no other country can come close to touching.

It's basically the American flag on wheels.

I don't see how that's such a head-banging-against-a-wall sort of knowledge. It's a very nice car and that's all I know. But thank you for taking the time to explain it to me.

in other words, bribe ifreann directly

The rules dont say anything about gifts.

Btw Ifrean, I´m pretty sure you will like this box of Cuban cigars I`m sending my beautifull cheerleader cousin deliver to you. ;)

Meh, I'm bored enough to bother...

Please provide the following information:

* Name: Sarah
* Age: 23
* Gender: F
* Height: 5'8"
* Location: Canada
* Location of origin(if different from above): Canada


Please affix a picture of yourself below:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_1389.jpg

Please link to a sample of your voice:
http://media.putfile.com/what-I-sound-like-60

"Liu" is that a Chinese name(please forgive me if it isnt...I really think it is Chinese)?
Yep. I was born in Tianjin, China. (again, cookies to anybody who has heard of that city before.)

It's basically the American flag on wheels.

that sounds horrific

Yep. I was born in Tianjin, China. (again, cookies to anybody who has heard of that city before.)

thats on a river

Ladies and gentelmen, boys and girls, FBI agents of all ages! Welcome to the hastily planned Sexiest NSer Contest 2007!

*hold for applause*

The contestants will be judged in Round 1 on their picture and their voice sample(may be scrapped if too few contestants can provide one).

Round 2 is a talent show. It will be left up to the contestants what qualifies as a talent.

In Round 3 the contestants will tell us why they should be voted the Sexiest NSer.

After the three rounds the judges' top ten contestants will be transformed into poll options and the "people" of NS can vote on the winner!

To enter as a contestant or as a judge, please fill out the appropriate form below.

Sexiest NSer Competition 2007
Contestants’ Entry Form

Please provide the following information:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Height:
Location:
Location of origin(if different from above):

Please affix a picture of yourself below:
www.pictureofentrant.com

Please link to a sample of your voice:
www.thelinktothesample.com/lololol

By submitting this form you agree to abide by the rules (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576834&postcount=2) of this contest.


Sexiest NSer Competition 2007
Judges’ Entry Form

Please provide the following information:
Name:
Gender:
Sexuality:

By submitting this form you agree to abide by the rules (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576834&postcount=2) of this contest.

Contestants:
Lunatic Goofballs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)
Judge Applicants:
Wanderjar (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576864&postcount=9)
Man Of Steel (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12576900&postcount=18)


So does last years' winner jump out of the cake or something?

I wanna enter without pictures or voice samples. :(

Howzabout eye close-up pix?

Due to last time, and me not being sexy enough.. I shall not enter, due to potential emotional harm.How true. :(


And I shall not help others with my mighty sweet paint skillz.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.m5project.com/HTML/images/25_CryingMachine01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.m5project.com/HTML/25_CryingMachine(E1).html&h=335&w=460&sz=14&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=Itis0tUWmIrAlM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcrying%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

Oh, my paint skillz so trumps your paint skillz. Straughn only won because guys didn't want to vote for other guys.
:eek:
http://www.youth2000ny.com/Help/crying%20baby.gif

You know what the flaw there is, though?
Zilam voted for him. *nods*

I don't want to try for sexiest NSer, but can I try for asexiest NSer?

Good question. *nods emphatically*

Ah yes...an attention-whoring thread. As if we need more of those... :rolleyes:
Cluich! Where've you been, I haven't seen you around in ages... never mind the fact that I'm not on NSG nearly as much as I used to be. Here, for you (http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/samoatstout.jpg), just 'cause.