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I just got the last of the office drunks safely on their way home. I could use one myself.

*puts feet up on the bar*

You bastards! Leaving poor Sinuhue all alone to drink by herself.

*Sits by Sinuhue*
What now?

I finally got this one little Herbert from Production to smoke some serious cabbage tonight. Just as he started to actually unwind, up like a shot he was - up like a shot and on his way. These kids these days, I swear they're all gunning for strokes before hitting age 30.

They just don't seem to be able to take it easy on themselves. Or am I just gettin' old?

I finally got this one little Herbert from Production to smoke some serious cabbage tonight. Just as he started to actually unwind, up like a shot he was - up like a shot and on his way. These kids these days, I swear they're all gunning for strokes before hitting age 30.

They just don't seem to be able to take it easy on themselves. Or am I just gettin' old?

Maybe he just didn't want you to see him get all giggly and stupid :D

Maybe he just didn't want you to see him get all giggly and stupid :D

Well, I'm kinda giggly and stupid most of the time, so I prolly wouldn'ta noticed.

*clinks drink*

Up your bottoms!

So, a horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "hey, why the long face?" :p Hope I'm not the tenth person to trot that classic out. ;)

Wow, I mixed that bitch pretty strong. Guess what else I have sitting in my fridge...a half of a honeydew melon that's been marinating in white wine (with a bit of sugar added) since noon. Probably not the best idea to mix rum with wine, but hey!

*pulls out the melon, pops in one of those umbrella toothpick thingys and smiles*

Nobody took me up on the absinthe. I even learned how to serve it properly, 'n' everything!

Nobody took me up on the absinthe. I even learned how to serve it properly, 'n' everything!

I've yet to have the pleasure.

Probably best though. I can hold my liquor fairly well, and my weed better, but only up to a certain point. Beyond that, I'm a menace.

Nobody took me up on the absinthe. I even learned how to serve it properly, 'n' everything!

Fine, give it ta' me.

*pulls out the melon, pops in one of those umbrella toothpick thingys and smiles*

I barbequed burgers and pineapple strips and whipped up a small fleet of strawberry daiquiris made with coconut rum and fresh strawberries. The partygoers who didn't like rum got lime margaritas instead. And most everyone who tried my superdelicious rye whiskey mixed with fresh-squeezed lemonade was bowled over.

All in all a good night. Oh, and I had a bunch of drinks umbrellas on hand. You gotta do these things up right.

I've yet to have the pleasure.

Probably best though. I can hold my liquor fairly well, and my weed better, but only up to a certain point. Beyond that, I'm a menace.

You'd've loved the daiquiris. Honest.

I barbequed burgers and pineapple strips and whipped up a small fleet of strawberry daiquiris made with coconut rum and fresh strawberries. The partygoers who didn't like rum got lime margaritas instead. And most everyone who tried my superdelicious rye whiskey mixed with fresh-squeezed lemonade was bowled over.

All in all a good night. Oh, and I had a bunch of drinks umbrellas on hand. You gotta do these things up right.Sounds awesome! I had a poker game scheduled but it went down the tubes for various reasons, so I had a bunch of BBQ'd steaks uneaten, which is fine, it shall be used. But instead of having my own fun, I get to listen to my neighbours howling and whistling at the moon.

Sounds awesome! I had a poker game scheduled but it went down the tubes for various reasons, so I had a bunch of BBQ'd steaks uneaten, which is fine, it shall be used. But instead of having my own fun, I get to listen to my neighbours howling and whistling at the moon.

I think I've paid my neighbours back in full with this one. Mind you, I don't begrudge anyone a bit of a party. I just prefer them over the weekend.

I think I've paid my neighbours back in full with this one. Mind you, I don't begrudge anyone a bit of a party. I just prefer them over the weekend.Oh, I'm just bitter that I don't get to join in the howling :D

This place is too depressing to drink at.

Ah hell, it's late, and my kids woke me up at 5am today. Guess I'll hit the hay....have a good night/morning all!

This place is too depressing to drink at.
I think that's just your state of mind.

*Waves* How's everyone tonight?

*Hopes Cheers music is playing in background*

This place is too depressing to drink at.

Then don't drink! :p

*Sits around, eating pickled egg after pickled egg* ;)

I think that's just your state of mind.

Yeah, my state of mind is a depressing place as well.

Please tell me this pub serves non-alcoholic drinks. I don't think you want me fainting and dying in the pub, as I'm sure it would create quite a mess.

Yeah, my state of mind is a depressing place as well.

Then get your mind in the gutter, where it belongs. It's a nicer environment!

Again, I bid thee all farewell, for sweep slumber doth beckon me.

Please tell me this pub serves non-alcoholic drinks. I don't think you want me fainting and dying in the pub, as I'm sure it would create quite a mess.

Club-Soda with a slice of lime? *offers* :)

I'll need a non-alcoholic drink. Without any citrus either. Or coconut. You don't want me to start having a migraine.

A kitten walks into a bar....
...someone finish this joke for me.

I don't know that one. :( But it sounds adorable. :p

I'll need a non-alcoholic drink. Without any citrus either. Or coconut. You don't want me to start having a migraine.

A kitten walks into a bar....
...someone finish this joke for me.

Club-Soda with a slice of lime? *offers* :)

No, thank you. I'd prefer a root beer if we've got some. Oh, and do we have any baked Chedder and Sour Cream Lays?

"..and says "Can it be beer time now plz."
*snatches pickled egg*

No, thank you. I'd prefer a root beer if we've got some. Oh, and do we have any baked Chedder and Sour Cream Lays?

Seems like a busy establisment - I'd expect a fully array of both! :p

*Eats peanut*

I don't know that one. :( But it sounds adorable. :p

That's the problem. It's not a real joke yet. Someone needs to come up with it's ending!

Seems like a busy establisment - I'd expect a fully array of both! :p

*Eats peanut*

Ah, yes, you're correct. I just found the stash. *Pops open can and bag and starts consuming*

That's the problem. It's not a real joke yet. Someone needs to come up with it's ending!
Well, if the kitten is like my kitten Sokkwi, he'll start off by being as affectionate as possible to everyone in the bar, then drink about a gallon of water followed by incessent chasing of random objects, completed with a nap on whichever bed is currently doused in sun.

...

As none of that is really suitable for a joke, I'm afraid I cannot help you.

Yo. (Kicks open pub door)

*wanders in*

I feel like I missed the better part of the party.

Who's drinkin' with Mikey?

*orders a Moosehead*

Yo. (Kicks open pub door)

*spills his drink*

Dammit!:mad:

*wanders in*

I feel like I missed the better part of the party.

Who's drinkin' with Mikey?

*orders a Moosehead*
*wanders in with a black armband on*

Hey Mike...mind if I join you? I feel like a drink to say goodbye to Drunk Commies :(

*starts drunkenly singing 'This Magic Moment' while staggering around on the bartop*

*Jumps on bar and dancing like John Revolta in dance scene from 'Pulp Fiction'*

alot of things happen when one asleep

*wanders in with a black armband on*

Hey Mike...mind if I join you? I feel like a drink to say goodbye to Drunk Commies :(

I'll drink to that darlin'!

What the hell did I miss anyway? It's all crazy-talk!

*Jumps on bar and dancing like John Revolta in dance scene from 'Pulp Fiction'*

Who is this "John Revolta" you speak of?

*plugs in guitar and starts playing "You Never Can Tell" for Siap's sake. 'cuz he look ridiculous otherwise*

I'll drink to that darlin'!

What the hell did I miss anyway? It's all crazy-talk!

I know:( Thing is, the longer you stick around NS, the more likely you're going to get DEATed. All your offences pile up, and one day they just drag you down. Mind if I cry on your shoulder? I could probably reach it better if I was sitting in your lap :D

Who is this "John Revolta" you speak of?


I believe he's a luchador.

*Jumps on bar and dancing like John Revolta in dance scene from 'Pulp Fiction'*

Who's doin' the Uma part?

Who's doin' the Uma part?

Don't freakin' look at me. I always hated that dance scene.

I know:( Thing is, the longer you stick around NS, the more likely you're going to get DEATed. All your offences pile up, and one day they just drag you down. Mind if I cry on your shoulder? I could probably reach it better if I was sitting in your lap :D

It's tough being a supportive pillar and such, but damnit, someone's gotta fill that role.

*clears some room*

S'alright baby, he lived a good NS life. He'll live on in NS history and such.

Don't freakin' look at me. I always hated that dance scene.

Well I'd do it, but the black wig doesn't do me justice. I'm better as a blonde.

It's tough being a supportive pillar and such, but damnit, someone's gotta fill that role.

*clears some room*

S'alright baby, he lived a good NS life. He'll live on in NS history and such.

*straddles Mike and leans against his shoulder*

It just reminds me of my own NSG mortality. Wonder when I'll go...

Snip

any one of us at a drop of a hat

*straddles Mike and leans against his shoulder*

It just reminds me of my own NSG mortality. Wonder when I'll go...

Ah, you've already hit the ash-heap and been reborn again. You're only as mortal as you wanna be. Received many warnings lately?

Hmmm. Well, just in case you're on your way out, perhaps I should be getting you to feed me shots while you're sitting in my lap. Time may be running out!

*motions to bartender for alcohol with one hand, while absent-mindedly resting the other hand on Neese's hip*

Who's doin' the Uma part?

Uma isn't in front of me? What?

*Falls off bar*


But all seriousness aside, has anyone ever read Aldous Huxley's The Doors of Perception? I just started reading it today, and its pretty interesting.

Who is this "John Revolta" you speak of?


The man whose acting ruins the movie "Swordfish."

The man whose acting ruins the movie "Swordfish."

There was nothing in that movie to ruin. It was shitty from the get-go. But Travolta didn't help matters none, that's fer damn sure.

*lays under beer tap and turns it on*

Uma isn't in front of me? What?

*Falls off bar*


But all seriousness aside, has anyone ever read Aldous Huxley's The Doors of Perception? I just started reading it today, and its pretty interesting.

Wasn't Huxley the fella that did Brave New World? At any rate, no I haven't (although BNW was good.)

*lays under beer tap and turns it on*

Dude, you're making a mess... and Londim hasn't built a mopping robot yet.

Dude, you're making a mess... and Londim hasn't built a mopping robot yet.

i told him if he build more of those thing there be war
*goes back to getting drunk*

Ah, you've already hit the ash-heap and been reborn again. You're only as mortal as you wanna be. Received many warnings lately?

Hmmm. Well, just in case you're on your way out, perhaps I should be getting you to feed me shots while you're sitting in my lap. Time may be running out!

*motions to bartender for alcohol with one hand, while absent-mindedly resting the other hand on Neese's hip*

*leans back against the bar, and gently raises a shooter glass to Mike's lips*

I've got no idea what it is, but bottom's up!

Wasn't Huxley the fella that did Brave New World? At any rate, no I haven't (although BNW was good.)

Yeah, thats the man. The Doors of Perception is his narration of what ensued after he took 400 mils of mescaline. I primarily find the story so entertaining because I saw a lot of what he did and felt the same when I tried it.

*joins isa*

Well folks, as reluctant as I am to dump Neesika from my lap, I really need to plant my ass in bed.

Adios!!

*leans back against the bar, and gently raises a shooter glass to Mike's lips*

I've got no idea what it is, but bottom's up!

Damn!

*drinks it down before he heads off into the night*

Aieu Mike! Keep an eye out for my cuda.

*pops head in a moment*
Did Verdigroth come through here, sniffin' barstools again?
*blinks*
*pops head back out*

*looks at the clock*

Damn, it's way past my bedtime. I think I'll be ambling along too.

*ambles*

Am I all alone, piss drunk on a Sunday morning again?

Am I all alone, piss drunk on a Sunday morning again?

Usually the weeds and mosquitoes are ample company in that situation.

Am I all alone, piss drunk on a Sunday morning again?

*Resumes drinking his beer.*

Usually the weeds and mosquitoes are ample company in that situation.

I think thats for hung over and Sunday morning.

I think thats for hung over and Sunday morning.

Oh - sorry. I usually get right down to the suffering.

Oh - sorry. I usually get right down to the suffering.

For me, there's always the brief moment where I think I'm Brad Pit in "Fight Club."

For me, there's always the brief moment where I think I'm Brad Pit in "Fight Club."

The "carved out of wood" part?
The "You don't know where I've been, Lou!" part?
The "You've got some fucked-up friends." part?
The "Our fathers were the models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?" part?
Or, the dress style he has after he gets his head shaved, tooth knicked and playing with nitroglycerin part?
;)

The "carved out of wood" part?
The "You don't know where I've been, Lou!" part?
The "You've got some fucked-up friends." part?
The "Our fathers were the models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?" part?
Or, the dress style he has after he gets his head shaved, tooth knicked and playing with nitroglycerin part?
;)

yes.

yes.

I might feel like i'm made of wood (don't feel much smackin')
I definitely feel like jokes at my expense
I don't feel like the "f*cked-up" friends (pushin' the wet noodle/floppy pool cue)
I definitely go through the bailed fathers part when i'm SOBER (re: many, many other posts on different threads)
As for the dress style, i'm usually mostly naked if i'm drunk (literally too hot for clothes), but nothing frilly - at least, nothing i'll commit to.

The "carved out of wood" part?
The "You don't know where I've been, Lou!" part?
The "You've got some fucked-up friends." part?
The "Our fathers were the models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?" part?
Or, the dress style he has after he gets his head shaved, tooth knicked and playing with nitroglycerin part?
;)

:confused:

I might feel like i'm made of wood (don't feel much smackin')
I definitely feel like jokes at my expense
I don't feel like the "f*cked-up" friends (pushin' the wet noodle/floppy pool cue)
I definitely go through the bailed fathers part when i'm SOBER (re: many, many other posts on different threads)
As for the dress style, i'm usually mostly naked if i'm drunk (literally too hot for clothes), but nothing frilly - at least, nothing i'll commit to.

See, alcohol just makes me more confident and less neurotic.

The time I tried opium, though, my clothes came flying off.

:confused:
Hmmm?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Club_%28film%29
...selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. :)

See, alcohol just makes me more confident and less neurotic.
I just feel like everyone should laugh as much as i should be. I tend not to hold back levity when i drink, since social convention is the point in the first place.
ALTHOUGH, i *really* like exercising and doing complicated physical things when i drink, for the challenge.

The time I tried opium, though, my clothes came flying off.I never hit that, and i've been told it's the kinda drug i should stay off (by people trying to help me be a bit more upstanding) as well as the kind i should do (by people trying to help me be more focused about other issues) - but i'm not averse to it.

Closest i got was something they gave me for my kidney stone issue.

Hmmm?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Club_%28film%29
...selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. :)

really should get around to watching that

I just feel like everyone should laugh as much as i should be. I tend not to hold back levity when i drink, since social convention is the point in the first place.
ALTHOUGH, i *really* like exercising and doing complicated physical things when i drink, for the challenge.
I never hit that, and i've been told it's the kinda drug i should stay off (by people trying to help me be a bit more upstanding) as well as the kind i should do (by people trying to help me be more focused about other issues) - but i'm not averse to it.

Closest i got was something they gave me for my kidney stone issue.

The scariest stuff was some stuff they gave me for my dental surgery. I believe one of the things was versed, which quite literally takes out sections of your memory. It left me with the craziest feeling, but it was scary having that tiny empty space in my mind.

really should get around to watching that

If you were near me, i'd invite ya over to watch it.
The movie *rocks*

If you like the movie, read the book!

If you were near me, i'd invite ya over to watch it.
The movie *rocks*
on other side of the world
If you like the movie, read the book!

can't finish a book i start to read last year

The scariest stuff was some stuff they gave me for my dental surgery. I believe one of the things was versed, which quite literally takes out sections of your memory. It left me with the craziest feeling, but it was scary having that tiny empty space in my mind.The stuff they gave me to put me under was AWESOME.
My tongue literally fell backwards and out over the edge of my lips, and it felt like i was plummeting into the table. When they injected me, i was keeping track of where it was affecting as it did it, which amused them. They were also amused that i wanted to know what the name of the stuff was, since they expected me not to remember it.
Next thing i knew, they were pulling the oxygen mask off my face, and first thing i said was the drug name (proveral or properal or something like that).

I'm getting used to holes in my memory, though, since i've had apnea since i was around 12 years old.
:(

If you like the movie, read the book!

If you like the book AND the movie, meet the guy!
:eek:
- i did, and he's more a freak in person than his lit lets on (and oh yes it lets on a lot).

I could do without meeting Chuck.

I could do without meeting Chuck.

He dresses nadily.
Although, it's a fair assumption, that the axiom "a clean desk is the sign of a cluttered mind" might apply with a slight alteration.

still here just playing gears of war

I just finished Children of Men

The time I tried opium, though, my clothes came flying off.

You too? :p Small world.

You too? :p Small world.

Funny thin is when I tried mescaline, I was staring at a rose bush and hallucinating. I started reading Aldous Huxley's "The Doors of Perception" and he was talking about his hallucinations.

We had the same visions from staring at flowers.

Funny thin is when I tried mescaline, I was staring at a rose bush and hallucinating. I started reading Aldous Huxley's "The Doors of Perception" and he was talking about his hallucinations.

We had the same visions from staring at flowers.

Nice. :p I tend to lock myself in a room, away from potential harm, when I experiment with things of that nature. Maybe if I lived in the country I could roam around - that would be more pleasant, I think. :)

Am I the only one here who used to pick up FM radio stations on one of their silver fillings?

Am I the only one here who used to pick up FM radio stations on one of their silver fillings?

You and Lucille Ball. ;)

Nice. :p I tend to lock myself in a room, away from potential harm, when I experiment with things of that nature. Maybe if I lived in the country I could roam around - that would be more pleasant, I think. :)

Trust me. You do NOT want to roam around.

Am I the only one here who used to pick up FM radio stations on one of their silver fillings?

yes and i'am the only one who wants to kill people when really really drunk

Trust me. You do NOT want to roam around.

I'll take your word for it then. :p

Trust me. You do NOT want to roam around.

I had some pot laced with something once, and the guy kicked me and my friend out into the winter woods, and we had to make our three blocks back to the car somehow.
*shakes head*
Worse was the wandering after he went home.

Although - i wandered on shrooms and had a blast. Always good to go with someone willing to humiliate themselves with you.
:)

*bounces into the pub and plops down*

Ugh, I think the sun has gotten to me...this rum just isn't going down right. A beer would be much better.

Ah, you found it... I'd gotten lost on Jolt's craptacular search thingy looking for this place.

*throws back shot of Sambuca*

Yeah, I had a bit of trouble with the damn search too. So? Anything new in Dobbsworld? My kids are still wound up from their National Aboriginal Day celebrations. Howling in their room and play scalping.

Nah, Solstice passed with no big fanfare... but I prefer the Winter Solstice anyway. I should make a point of taking that day (night?) off of work if I have to this year.

*one more for the road*

Why does the clock on NS say 1:21 AM when my computer tells me it's 1:15?

Why does the clock on NS say 1:21 AM when my computer tells me it's 1:15?

UK time? and it's 1.23pm here

Hey, this thread's back - nice. :)

*Sips ouzo over ice* :p

Why does the clock on NS say 1:21 AM when my computer tells me it's 1:15?

Mod conspiracy.

:D

Frick I'm tired. I wish these kids would sleep!

Nah, Solstice passed with no big fanfare... but I prefer the Winter Solstice anyway. I should make a point of taking that day (night?) off of work if I have to this year. I used to love celebrating the solstice. Round dances until dawn. No more. I just don't have the energy!

Make 'em drink a lot of water.

Either they'd be up all night peeing, or dead from 'water poisoning'.

Brandy and milk work much better.

Mod conspiracy.

:D

Frick I'm tired. I wish these kids would sleep!

Make 'em drink a lot of water.

Hey, this thread's back - nice. :)

*Sips ouzo over ice* :p

So what happened to your thumbs anyway?

Oh, well there you are. Or a bit of Bailey's.

The Baileys is MINE!

That's it, stick a fork in me I'm done.

G'night all!

*shuffles off to find her bed*

Either they'd be up all night peeing, or dead from 'water poisoning'.

Brandy and milk work much better.

Oh, well there you are. Or a bit of Bailey's.

So what happened to your thumbs anyway?

Wheat thresher. :(

So what happened to your thumbs anyway?

http://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/sea-creatures/land-crab.jpg

That's my guess.

bloody hell when i want to go out it's raining

Raincoat? :p

bloody hell when i want to go out it's raining

can't find my army one that i have

Cut a hole in the bottom of a garbage bag and put it over your head? :p It works!

Raincoat? :p

can't find my army one that i have

Cut a hole in the bottom of a garbage bag and put it over your head? :p It works!

yur right

oh if we had a map to this place it be no good as you still get lost

yur right

oh if we had a map to this place it be no good as you still get lost

Ah. Okay then. Good luck anyway. :p

Ah. Okay then. Good luck anyway. :p

look did not have to look for this

may just go out in the rain after all

look did not have to look for this

may just go out in the rain after all

Yeah, why not? A little water never hurt anyone. :p

Yeah, why not? A little water never hurt anyone. :p

only if a witch :p

*Sits down*
*Begins drinking beer*
And Ye Olde NS Pub is back.
(Oh and for future reference, I found this thread, funnily enough, by searching for "pickled eggs")

ooc- this place has a PUB!!!!!!!!!!


"Can I get a Malibu and Pineapple juice?"

*Comes in and chugs some random alcoholic drink*

Ah, that was good... whatever it was.

*finally wobbles out of the toilet*

Aaaah, now I've made room for more beer...

*aks for a Duff and rejoins the fun*

So what did I miss?

Well, here I am. Back in the pub, alone. (Toasts the pub with water) Anyone need absinth?

If this thing is still alive, I'll need an absinthe.

nah, never touch the stuff. thanks for the offer tho.

*looks around*

Bar's empty. The crowd left. Although as long as the door's open, people'll come in.

needs atmosphere.

(Reaches behind the jukebox and hits the randomizer Demo mode.)

err... you didn't see that. :cool:

(Reaches behind the jukebox and hits the randomizer Demo mode.)

*Jukebox plays William Shatner's Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds*

I need some sex.

I need some sex.

while I do appreciate the offer, I'm sad to say, I must decline. :p

*Jukebox plays William Shatner's Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds*

:eek:

*throws pillow at Jukebox. Mae West's "Twist and Shout" playes*

...

I can live with this...

*Jukebox plays William Shatner's Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds*

(Drinks to forget)

*looks around*
Where's Woody and Norm?

*looks around*
Where's Woody and Norm?

They're around... here have some beer soaked jerky.

They're around... here have some beer soaked jerky.
Ooo, yay! Now where can I get me some beer-soaked beer?

Ooo, yay! Now where can I get me some beer-soaked beer?

Right here. (Gives him some beer)

Right here. (Gives him some beer)
Hope that's not crappy American beer...*shrugs and chugs*

Hope that's not crappy American beer...*shrugs and chugs*

I wouldn't know. I'm not in change of inventory. But they tell me it's not.

Wow I'm so bored. Too much free time. I may even take up a second job for the sumer if this keeps up.

Wow I'm so bored. Too much free time. I may even take up a second job for the sumer if this keeps up.

Hey now - don't be hasty. Work can be difficult, remember. :p

Hey now - don't be hasty. Work can be difficult, remember. :p

yeah... but THINK OF THE MONEY!!!

I have to go to a summer school for geometry prep. It's not too bad, except that there's this gangsta who's way bigger than me and wants to mess me up. I don't think he's serious, but his buddy...something shifty about the guy. Of course, if I ever said that, he'd accuse me of being racist. (He's Hispanic) And I prefer my real school. The girl I like once said that "...maybe when we get back to school" but she won't remember (I doubt it) and she probably likes someone else better.

[/end rant]

Anybody need a drink?

I have to go to a summer school for geometry prep. It's not too bad, except that there's this gangsta who's way bigger than me and wants to mess me up. I don't think he's serious, but his buddy...something shifty about the guy. Of course, if I ever said that, he'd accuse me of being racist. (He's Hispanic) And I prefer my real school. The girl I like once said that "...maybe when we get back to school" but she won't remember (I doubt it) and she probably likes someone else better.

[/end rant]

Anybody need a drink?

Bummer dude...

I'll take a virgin screwdriver.

Bummer dude...

I'll take a virgin screwdriver.

You got it. (Pours) At least she's a friend, unlike the last girl I liked. (The one I talked about on Gabbly. She left and with any luck, I'll never see her again.)

You got it. (Pours) At least she's a friend, unlike the last girl I liked. (The one I talked about on Gabbly. She left and with any luck, I'll never see her again.)

well, then. there's still... a chance. ;)

*Sips OJ*

well, then. there's still... a chance. ;)

*Sips OJ*

Yeah, I guess. I mean, she didn't seem averse to the idea. She always called me out whenever I accidentally passed gas. She has this weird obsession with gas. And she does water-chugging contests. (Nods and drinks)

Eh, a chance is better then none.
*holds up empty mug*

Eh, a chance is better then none.
*holds up empty mug*

I gotta agree. But I haven't had a gf and nearly everyone has. (even the self-described outcasts) I'm hoping to have some fun and a few laughs, and maybe break my status of old man bachelor.

I gotta agree. But I haven't had a gf and nearly everyone has. (even the self-described outcasts) I'm hoping to have some fun and a few laughs, and maybe break my status of old man bachelor.
Ah, join the singles club. And this time I'll have a dry martini. Shaken, not stirred. [/Sean Connery accent]

Ah, join the singles club. And this time I'll have a dry martini. Shaken, not stirred. [/Sean Connery accent]

Ok, Mr. Bond. (Mixes martini)

Anybody need a drink?

*sits on bar stool*
*farts wetly and noisily*

I'll have a pint of bitter, if you please.

I cannot wait til university. At least then I won't be bored out of my mind. *checks social calender* Damn nothing planned until Saturday Night when a friend is djing at some club.

I cannot wait til university. At least then I won't be bored out of my mind. *checks social calender* Damn nothing planned until Saturday Night when a friend is djing at some club.

I don't even have a social calendar. I got nothing to do for the whole summer except that geometry prep.

*sits on bar stool*
*farts wetly and noisily*

I'll have a pint of bitter, if you please.

Gotcha. (Pours) I know a girl who'd love that fart.

*climbs up on stool*

Gimme any bottle with a handle on it.

Butting in on the whole dating/social life thing, what are people's opinions on dating someone who you were really close friends with previously? Especially when you know the relationship won't last?

give me a time machine

*climbs up on stool*

Gimme any bottle with a handle on it.

Butting in on the whole dating/social life thing, what are people's opinions on dating someone who you were really close friends with previously? Especially when you know the relationship won't last?

Dating a close friend? Sure, go for it. And no, you don't know if it won't last.

give me a time machine

One time machine to go.

It depends on howlong you have been friends and how much you trust the person. It can either be the best decision of your life or your biggest regret. Tread lightly and only go for it if you're sure it'll work.

The problem is that at the end of the summer we both go back to college, with an eight hour time difference between us.

Its a truly strange thing because we trust each other a lot, but she is notoriously unfaithful and I have issues of my own. Frankly, so many of my previous relationships ended badly that I'm nervous about getting too close.

I have to go to a summer school for geometry prep. It's not too bad, except that there's this gangsta who's way bigger than me and wants to mess me up. I don't think he's serious, but his buddy...something shifty about the guy. Of course, if I ever said that, he'd accuse me of being racist. (He's Hispanic) And I prefer my real school. The girl I like once said that "...maybe when we get back to school" but she won't remember (I doubt it) and she probably likes someone else better.

[/end rant]

Anybody need a drink?

Heh, I failed geometry this year..

.. there's gangstas in New England? .. a non-white person can be called a racist?

Its funny. I also nearly failed geometry and I almost didn't graduate because of my precalculus class. And now I am building mathematical models for an engineering firm.

Heh, I failed geometry this year..

.. there's gangstas in New England? .. a non-white person can be called a racist?

There are gangstas in New England and they suck. And most people don't bother to figure out that I'm Indian.

Its funny. I also nearly failed geometry and I almost didn't graduate because of my precalculus class. And now I am building mathematical models for an engineering firm.

Well you obviously had something heavy and hard fall on your head.

There are gangstas in New England and they suck. And most people don't bother to figure out that I'm Indian.

Are they rich? Like, they felt there were too many emos, so they decided to act ghetto?

Lazy non-race labeling bastards.

Well you obviously had something heavy and hard fall on your head.

Many, many, many times. Actually, I had a relationship end something like that.

Well if you know she'll be unfaithful and there will be an 8 hour time difference stay back. Stay friends but University is going to be big, believe me I'm in the same shoes as you on that bit. Who knows who you'll meet there. Long distance relationships in my opinion don't work.

I don't do long distance relationships. (FYI, its going to be my second year at university)

The problem is that things just kind of happened between us, and we've both avoided talking about it as much as possible. I'm not really sure whether I actually want to have 'the talk' or not.

Do the talk. The prospect of it may seem daunting but getting it out of the way will clear everything up and get rid of a lot of stress and pressure.

Hmm. I'll consider it further.

Are they rich? Like, they felt there were too many emos, so they decided to act ghetto?

Lazy non-race labeling bastards.

I've never actually been called racist by anybody seriously, but one guy who was joking did. There are gangstas where I live, which is a rich town, so a lot of them are suburban kids who don't shit about what they follow.

Drinks?

The problem is that at the end of the summer we both go back to college, with an eight hour time difference between us.

Its a truly strange thing because we trust each other a lot, but she is notoriously unfaithful and I have issues of my own. Frankly, so many of my previous relationships ended badly that I'm nervous about getting too close.

When I was younger, I had a similar experience. Then, I had two marriages where the women were constantly "unfaithful".

Then it occurred to me - what if they are committed to me as a life partner (and to raise children with) but we don't forbid sex outside of the relationship as long as it's just sex - i.e., no long term romantic relationships with others.

It's working quite well right now for us.

I think if you do that, and your wife knows, and the woman knows you're married, it's ok.

I think if you do that, and your wife knows, and the woman knows you're married, it's ok.

Exactly. We make it clear to others that we're married, and that sex outside of that is just for play.

Exactly. We make it clear to others that we're married, and that sex outside of that is just for play.

Unfortunately, most politicians who get caught with their dick stuck in someone else's (besides wife) vagina take no such precautions.

Unfortunately, most politicians who get caught with their dick stuck in someone else's (besides wife) vagina take no such precautions.

Which is something I don't understand.

Having played on Adult Friend Finder quite a bit (my wife and I), we've met a lot of people.

A LOT.

People from every walk of life. Most don't keep it a secret - their photos are on the site (as are ours).

It's a public site - anyone can join and look at profiles (in a limited fashion if you don't pay).

Our parents know we do this. Even our minister knows we do this (he's not happy about it, but appreciates the honesty).

Even when I had my background check done, they were told (and verified it).

Which is something I don't understand.

They're idiots. End of.

(Drinks)

Anyone need a drink? Or something in the jukebox?

Yeah, pop some Tenacious D in the jukebox and gimme another beer. And since Canada now officially has the highest pot use rate in the world, I'll light up a joint in celebration, too.
*begins eating bowl of peanuts*

When I was younger, I had a similar experience. Then, I had two marriages where the women were constantly "unfaithful".

Then it occurred to me - what if they are committed to me as a life partner (and to raise children with) but we don't forbid sex outside of the relationship as long as it's just sex - i.e., no long term romantic relationships with others.

It's working quite well right now for us.

You're no good in bed, huh?

Yeah, pop some Tenacious D in the jukebox and gimme another beer. And since Canada now officially has the highest pot use rate in the world, I'll light up a joint in celebration, too.
*begins eating bowl of peanuts*

*Taps 'No Smoking' sign*

The smoke room is through those doors.

I'm overweight already... I don't need the munchies. :p

Yeah, pop some Tenacious D in the jukebox and gimme another beer. And since Canada now officially has the highest pot use rate in the world, I'll light up a joint in celebration, too.
*begins eating bowl of peanuts*

(Puts "Dio" in the jukebox and passes a beer)

(Puts "Dio" in the jukebox and passes a beer)

*sighs*

*Takes out Dio and puts in "Tribute"*

*sighs*

*Takes out Dio and puts in "Tribute"*

Heh. I don't even know much Tenacious D. I'm a Dio fan.

Heh. I don't even know much Tenacious D. I'm a Dio fan.
me too...



well... except about the Dio part...
:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwTkohnKxeI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R70V1Yz-dZ4&mode=related&search=
I don't know all that much about Tenacious D either. But they do pwn.

Tribute and Kickapoo are two of the best Tenacious D songs around. But they all rule. I'm looking for a car right now. Either a Vauxhall Corsa or a Peugeot 206

I just entered myself in Zilam's singing contest.

I use my singing as an extortion tactic. People pay me not to sing.

I use my singing as an extortion tactic. People pay me not to sing.

That's very clever and equally evil.

(Hangs up sign for bar)

Do I really have to use die tripleposten?

Do I really have to use die tripleposten?Guess so... ;)

Guess so... ;)

Yeah, I know. Even though this is Neesika's topic, this is my favorite, and my responsibility is to keep it.

Whiskey, and leave the bottle...

Whiskey, and leave the bottle...

Gotcha. (Hands him a bottle of whiskey)

How about some music?

*feels like a complete n00b in this thread*

*stands against wall*

*feels like a complete n00b in this thread*

*stands against wall*

Come on, Pancake. Nobody's a n00b in the pub. Sit down and have a drink. Relax. Get a load off your shoulders.

*wanders in*

How long has it been since I visited a chat thread?! Wow... reminds me of old times when folks built temples everywhere...

Come on, Pancake. Nobody's a n00b in the pub. Sit down and have a drink. Relax. Get a load off your shoulders.

:fluffle:

But I'm too young to drink >.> <.<

We built this pub a while ago. I just tend to the bar, and open the door to anybody.

We built this pub a while ago. I just tend to the bar, and open the door to anybody.

Even minors? :eek:

Well then again, you're 13... :fluffle:

:fluffle:

But I'm too young to drink >.> <.<

*hands Pancake a fake I.D.*

:fluffle:

But I'm too young to drink >.> <.<

Even minors? :eek:

Well then again, you're 13... :fluffle:

Don't worry, we've got cokes and other drinks for those who are underage. :fluffle:

Don't worry, we've got cokes and other drinks for those who are underage. :fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle: Maybe we should go somewhere private. I don't want to scare away the customers.

:fluffle: Maybe we should go somewhere private. I don't want to scare away the customers.

hey no you don't

hey no you don't

No, I don't what?

Don't worry, we've got cokes and other drinks for those who are underage. :fluffle:
*Pulls down "Check the ID" poster*
Hmm, another beer would be good.

*strolls in*

Ah, the ol' waterin' hole!

Bartender, a Moosehead if you please!

Air's te barkeep to? I wants meh a skiddtal brooo

Ah Posi... my archnemesis... what's shakin'?

Ah Posi... my archnemesis... what's shakin'?
We're arch nemeses now? Since when.

But as for shaking. I was posting with a Newfy accent, but I guess you ruined that. (oh, I see).

We're arch nemeses now? Since when.

But as for shaking. I was posting with a Newfy accent, but I guess you ruined that. (oh, I see).

Oh I guess we don't have to be arch-nemeses. I suppose you could be that cross-over comic book character that's mistaken for a villain for the first half of the comic book before we team up to fight the real bad guy (LaDame.)

Oh I guess we don't have to be arch-nemeses. I suppose you could be that cross-over comic book character that's mistaken for a villain for the first half of the comic book before we team up to fight the real bad guy (LaDame.)
What a blasphemous personality!

What a blasphemous personality!

Wait... who's personality? Mine? Well, duh...

Wait... who's personality? Mine? Well, duh...

No, LeDame's...

No, LeDame's...

why

LeDame is blasphemous? Sure, she's from BC, but...

because she is the bad guy now.

I am now picturing her with stroking her handle-bar mustache, and tipping her top-hat.

And I'm lovin' it!

whybecause she is the bad guy now.

I am now picturing her with stroking her handle-bar mustache, and tipping her top-hat.

And I'm lovin' it!

because she is the bad guy now.

:confused: due to how they end up been posted by jolt

I am now picturing her with stroking her handle-bar mustache, and tipping her top-hat.

And I'm lovin' it!
Yes. LaDame has always been the classier of villains.

*Pulls down "Check the ID" poster*
Hmm, another beer would be good.

*walks in and puts the "Check the ID" poster back up.*

Regulations you know.

now, c'mon Pancake... let's see the ID...

*looks over Pancakes ID. and hands it back.*

Yep... that's you.






what... the sign says check the ID... nothing about not serving drinks to minors. :p

*walks in and puts the "Check the ID" poster back up.*

Regulations you know.

now, c'mon Pancake... let's see the ID...

*looks over Pancakes ID. and hands it back.*

Yep... that's you.

what... the sign says check the ID... nothing about not serving drinks to minors. :p
Hehe. In that case..*shows ID*
Hey Johnny, mind if I get another beer? Hot as heck here...hit 33 yesterday.

Hehe. In that case..*shows ID*
Hey Johnny, mind if I get another beer? Hot as heck here...hit 33 yesterday.
It was 35 today. Its a good thing that this weekend fell on my days off, as it will probably hit 40 on site this weekend...

only 27 here. It's supposed to be about 25 to 28 for at least the next 10 days.

*returns to corner table, still holding the same vodka and tonic I've been nursing for the last 3 1/2 months.*

only 27 here. It's supposed to be about 25 to 28 for at least the next 10 days.

*returns to corner table, still holding the same vodka and tonic I've been nursing for the last 3 1/2 months.*
Poor you. You'll never get to experience my joy of sweating so much that you can swim in your coveralls.

(Gives drinks to Hamberry, Mike, and Posi)

Here ya go.

Poor you. You'll never get to experience my joy of sweating so much that you can swim in your coveralls.

Oh, I've experienced that. I haven't always lived in New England. Besides, 6 months from now, you'll have the last laugh when it's -25C and we have 2 meters of snow on the ground.

Temperature's going through the roof just south of you, man. It's no longer cold in Massachusetts.

It's not the hottest ever though.

Comes in with a thick rope net, some lumber, tools and begins hammering away.

"It's not the heat that gets me... it's the humidity."

*Tosses tools aside and lays down in his newly constructed hammock*

Ahhh... much better.

That's New England, all right. It's never the heat the kills you, it's the humidity. Hawaii actually has more tolerable temperatures, even though they're higher.

That's New England, all right. It's never the heat the kills you, it's the humidity. Hawaii actually has more tolerable temperatures, even though they're higher.

Humidity? No. Where I grew up in south Texas -- that's humidity.

Humidity? No. Where I grew up in south Texas -- that's humidity.
Its probably about the same. I don't see South Texas getting much past 100% Humidity.

Its probably about the same. I don't see South Texas getting much past 100% Humidity.

It averages about 70%. The difference is that down there, it's 90F to 95F (32C to 35C) from May to October without relief.

Humidity? No. Where I grew up in south Texas -- that's humidity.

I'd buy that for a dollar. (But you've obviously never seen Boston on a 90-degree day)

It's not the hottest ever though.

Last year my school had band camp in 105F weather, and it felt like 120... thankfully we were inside during the worst of the heat.

I'd buy that for a dollar. (But you've obviously never seen Boston on a 90-degree day)

Ok, but Boston has 90 degree days. Texas has 90 degree months.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12875164&postcount=2240

Ok, but Boston has 90 degree days. Texas has 90 degree months.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12875164&postcount=2240
And we have 90-degree years.

*Eats pickled egg*

:)

Last year my school had band camp in 105F weather, and it felt like 120... thankfully we were inside during the worst of the heat.

Oy, that sucks.

Ok, but Boston has 90 degree days. Texas has 90 degree months.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12875164&postcount=2240

That's gotta burn.

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Oy, spam! I need a drink. Hey Johnny, can I get a refresh on my Absolut and tonic?

Oy, spam! I need a drink. Hey Johnny, can I get a refresh on my Absolut and tonic?

Gotcha. (Pours)

Thanks. Well, you know what they say: "All vodka corrupts, but Absolut Vodka corrupts absolutely" :D