NationStates Jolt Archive

*Strides into pub and looks for T.R.T.E.A.R. Sees him in a corner trying to eat the remainder of the counseling robot and bouncing the disembodied head of the bartender robot off the dart board. Looks around to see who else is there. Has a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, orders caviar and melba toast points, filet mignon - medium-rare, asparagus, wild rice. Has bananas Foster for dessert.* Thank you Imperial Isa.

There's not enough alcohol in that..
- dull stuff-
There is too, well it is a start...

*wheels into the pub red-eyed*

Yo...

Looks like I'm going to be on television again. Documentary program about online gaming, the producers want to talk to me and my betrothed about it and "the online community". She's heavily involved with CoH/CoV and WoW. I play some CoH/CoV, but I find trolls and dwarves a bore. I mentioned Nationstates - If they'll let me, I'll talk at length about NS General and all you people. You know, in a good way.

Ye be talking to the world about us! But its our NSG our precious....mmm precioushttp://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/avl/pics/lotr/ttt/smeagol.jpg

*calls for a pick, hour later a huey lands outside *

see you later

*walks out with Tasha at he's side, huey takes off an flys away*

Ye be talking to the world about us! But its our NSG our precious....mmm precioushttp://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/avl/pics/lotr/ttt/smeagol.jpg

I'm sure it won't be for some time yet. I'll keep you posted, though.

Bejeezus Monte Christo, 68 pages of random crap!

Bejeezus Monte Christo, 68 pages of random crap!
You weren't around for Paradise beach.

Also, Neo K, for once I wasn't drunk. I cannae even afford a crat of cheap lager at the mo, tis fucking disgusting how our government only lightly subsidises my drinking habit.

Dobbs, you need to youtube this evidence of your reality.

You weren't around for Paradise beach.

Also, Neo K, for once I wasn't drunk. I cannae even afford a crat of cheap lager at the mo, tis fucking disgusting how our government only lightly subsidises my drinking habit.

Dobbs, you need to youtube this evidence of your reality.

Well I saw the thread, but, y'know, thought it was filled with crazy people.

And by "you weren't around for paradise beach" I mean probably more threads of this sort of length than there are pages in this thread. Fucking loads, there were.

Eh, memory's not what it was :p

Dobbs, you need to youtube this evidence of your reality.
Oh, you mean when this program makes it to air? But of course - ! Better that than showing you all my star turn as a transsexual interpretive dance facilitator in the mockumentary, "Warp Factor Love".

*sincerely hopes my rat-bastard associate James Wilkes hasn't been upping clips of that one*

And by "you weren't around for paradise beach" I mean probably more threads of this sort of length than there are pages in this thread. Fucking loads, there were.

saw the end of the last one (still not back at pub)

My curiosity increases, Dobbs...

My curiosity increases, Dobbs...

Oh, I've been on a few silly TV shows in the last five or six years. Most of it has never made it to air, but like a lemming drawn to a cliff, I just can't seem to help myself. This is the real attention-whoring, when you willingly caper about, on film - dressed in a neon-pink leotard and stiletto heels....

Heh. I've paraded about in Manchester city centre in drag twice - once in just women's pyjama things and once in full blown whore clothing - but to have that committed to film would be just painful. It's bad enough that there's a pic on facebook.

However, some women are mysteriously attracted to a bloke in make-up...:confused:

Heh. I've paraded about in Manchester city centre in drag twice - once in just women's pyjama things and once in full blown whore clothing - but to have that committed to film would be just painful. It's bad enough that there's a pic on facebook.

However, some women are mysteriously attracted to a bloke in make-up...:confused:

Yes, my housemate discovered that last year - unfortunately for him, we were in the scummiest club in leeds...

:D

Also, if you're not already: http://leedsac.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204519273

Oh hell no. I have little enough social life as it is :p

Wow, 50 pages of liquor and I hardly feel a thing.

*colapses*

I am ssssooooooooooooo sober.

Barkeep! Beer me!

Wow, 50 pages of liquor and I hardly feel a thing.

*colapses*

I am ssssooooooooooooo sober.

Barkeep! Beer me!

Silly there is no barkeep. Just help yourself.

Silly there is no barkeep. Just help yourself.
What happened to Barkeep?

And what is this floor I appear to be lying on?

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU HAVE ACHIEVED

HORIZONTAL STATUS!

PLEASE COLLECT YOUR REWARD

BEHIND THE BAR!

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU HAVE ACHIEVED

HORIZONTAL STATUS!

PLEASE COLLECT YOUR REWARD

BEHIND THE BAR!
Hooray!

*gets up, walks to bar*

*decides it might be best to crawl*

*collects Vodka*

(Assumes duties of barkeep)

What happened to Barkeep?

And what is this floor I appear to be lying on?

That's not the floor, its the wall...

@IR - This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Ace) is what you need.
http://www.viz.co.uk/picture_viz_library/dir_0/viz_character_12.gif

@Gravlen - there's only one three-letter acronymed member involving chocolate and that's The Chocolate Goddess, who's also been AWOL for time.

As for tobasco urine...*shudder*

*downs pint to calm the shakes*

Yeah well, TBD and chocolates were simply a good idea. Fluffles were her thing more than chocolate.

But then again, who doesn't love chocolate? :D

*Makes a toast to Chocolate*

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Hooray!

*gets up, walks to bar*

*decides it might be best to crawl*

*collects Vodka*

*Steals Vodka* :D

There's no thieving in here, pilgrim, 'cept maybe by the thiefbot over there. Only cos he's got Sheriffbot to deal with him though...

I'm bored as all fuck.

And how slow can this forum possibly be???

I'm bored as all fuck.

And how slow can this forum possibly be???
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
http://img.search.com/thumb/1/10/Terry_(futurama).jpg/180px-Terry_(futurama).jpg

There's no thieving in here, pilgrim, 'cept maybe by the thiefbot over there. Only cos he's got Sheriffbot to deal with him though...

*Blows up bots*

There were too few explotions :)

I'm bored as all fuck.

And how slow can this forum possibly be???

How slow do you want it to be? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/transport005.gif

Damnit, I told Londim that explodobot needed more kersplode factor.

How slow do you want it to be? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/transport005.gifHopefully not as slow as this barkeeper.

Hopefully not as slow as this barkeeper.
The barkeep is for show only. Alcohol is self-service. Do not feed the barkeep.

*drags himself up off the floor*

Ugh...

This is why you don't get plastered before you go to NS Pub.

Bartender, I'll take a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

*looks around, realizes there's no bartender*

Right.

*Pours self pint of Keith's*

The barkeep is for show only. Alcohol is self-service. Do not feed the barkeep.

*Offers drink to barkeep*

*Mixes up a batch of margaritas*

*Drinks random burning/flaming drinks*

And balance in the pub was restored.

And balance in the pub was restored.

I intend to lose my balance just as soon as possible.

*downs pint of Keith's. Pours self a second*

Hey! I resent that! I'm the barkeep!

Hey! I resent that! I'm the barkeep!

Well, get back to work and pour me another pint!

*hiccups*

Hey! I resent that! I'm the barkeep!
And a pretty little trinket you are.

*rubs hair*

*pours own pint*

And a pretty little trinket you are.

*rubs hair*

*pours own pint*

*Steals trinket*

...

What should I do with this?



*Steals pint too*

Use it to fend off your attacker?

*attacks*

*Offers drink to barkeep*

*Mixes up a batch of margaritas*

*Drinks random burning/flaming drinks*

*extinguishes Gravlen*

The alcohol burns bright, tonight.
Ooh! Poetic! Where's my quill?

Use it to fend off your attacker?

*attacks*

*Fends off Tribes with Johnny B G*

I say, capital idea :)

*Drinks pint*

What ho, fancy a spot of barkeep jousting?

*jogs into pub and grabs a bottle of tequila and a bottle of vodka*
*begins drinking at fast pace*
*looks around*
*grabs the closest person wearing a white t-shirt*

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!!

*pours what's left of the vodka on the terrified person in the white t-shirt*

*starts dancing to random songs sung by Mika*

*laments for the days of peanut-freedom*

*stumbles out into the parking lot*

By all means bother the peanuts. They enjoy it.

[/obscure reference]

By all means bother the peanuts. They enjoy it.

[/obscure reference]

You dirty reference whore!

*bites peanut*

Er..

*cough*

By all means bother the peanuts. They enjoy it.

[/obscure reference]

You dirty reference whore!

*bites peanut*

Er..

*cough*

I demand an explanation!
*thinks about consequences*
Actually, do I want to know?

I can almost promise that ruffy doesn't know it. In fact, if anyone can say the show it's from I'll be surprised.

*looks around*


*wonders why came into bar in the first place*


*shakes head, uncertain*

Found it (thank google). That's pretty funny, actually...

EDIT: Anyway! More booze! *pulls pint*

I can almost promise that ruffy doesn't know it. In fact, if anyone can say the show it's from I'll be surprised.

Well I thought you were.. innuendo..

*burlap sacks*

Quick, pour grain alcohol onto him until booziness ensues!

*Licks*



Barkeep jousting?

Barkeep tossing is more fun!

*Licks*



Barkeep jousting?

Barkeep tossing is more fun!

If you're not careful, I'm going to have to build a cubicle fort. *raises eyebrow*
Hey, a cubicle fort in a pub! It can have beer!

*Wanders in*

Anybody understand this facebook thingy? I've been trying for hours, and it's bloody confusing....:confused:

Well I thought you were.. innuendo..
...

Inyourendo ;)

Wait...ew.

...

Inyourendo ;)

Wait...ew.

*splashes tequila on Tribes*

Soooo hoooow boooout thaaaaat addreeeeeess?

*winks*

*grabs a Guinness*

Well I thought you were.. innuendo..

Dirty, dirty. To think of all the corrupt minds in this imaginary bar. Scary. :p

Nah, it's easier than myspace and the betterer to navigate and generally use.It has to be done, for great justice!
I am tequila-proof.

No, wait, that's fireproof.

*passes out from booze*

Any idea how it works then?

*Wanders in*

Anybody understand this facebook thingy? I've been trying for hours, and it's bloody confusing....:confused:Nah, it's easier than myspace and the betterer to navigate and generally use.If you're not careful, I'm going to have to build a cubicle fort. *raises eyebrow*
Hey, a cubicle fort in a pub! It can have beer!It has to be done, for great justice!*splashes tequila on Tribes*

Soooo hoooow boooout thaaaaat addreeeeeess?

*winks*

*grabs a Guinness*
I am tequila-proof.

No, wait, that's fireproof.

*passes out from booze*

Any idea how it works then?
Yeah, I use it all the time. What do you need to know?

*Walks into bar uncertain*

I'll have a...um...

*Tries to remember the last time I drank when I was five*

a...beer I guess.

*Sits in the corner and drinks beer from a sippy cup*

Yeah, I use it all the time. What do you need to know?

how it all works really....

A quart of vodka with a severed finger for MrWho it is.

:)

A quart of vodka with a severed finger for MrWho it is.

:)

Oh how exotic. :)

*rubs chin with severed finger*

how it all works really....
Well, the friends idea is the same as myspace. The network you belong can be the nearest local city or your school/uni, Groups are like mini forums dedicated to a given topic, poking seems utterly pointless unless you're flirting or just dicking around, the details of your friendship with people can be teh funny, you can host fucking thousands of pictures, you can tag people who's profile you know in said pictures to send them a permanent link to their profile and some other stuff I can't think of right now.

EDIT: Oh, the news feed keeps you apprised of your friends' activities, pictures etc.

Well, the friends idea is the same as myspace. The network you belong can be the nearest local city or your school/uni, Groups are like mini forums dedicated to a given topic, poking seems utterly pointless unless you're flirting or just dicking around, the details of your friendship with people can be teh funny, you can host fucking thousands of pictures, you can tag people who's profile you know in said pictures to send them a permanent link to their profile and some other stuff I can't think of right now.

So, in essence, a supposedly more academic myspace thats been hijacked?;)

So, in essence, a supposedly more academic myspace thats been hijacked?;)
It was never academic, just originally university-based :D

It was never academic, just originally university-based :D

Fair enough....:D

If you're not careful, I'm going to have to build a cubicle fort. *raises eyebrow*
Hey, a cubicle fort in a pub! It can have beer!

*Tosses barkeep / Trinket*

Oy vey, again with the cubicle forts!

Quick! Tequila, straight up! It's an emergency!

*Tosses barkeep / Trinket*

Oy vey, again with the cubicle forts!

Quick! Tequila, straight up! It's an emergency!
That's not fast enough - we need an IV, stat!

And a pretty little trinket you are.

*rubs hair*

*pours own pint*

*Steals trinket*

...

What should I do with this?



*Steals pint too*

Use it to fend off your attacker?

*attacks*

*Fends off Tribes with Johnny B G*

I say, capital idea :)

*Drinks pint*

I know you're both joking, but there's only so much crap a testosterone-driven teenage boy can take!

Well, get back to work and pour me another pint!

*hiccups*

(Does so)

Mikesburg! Pint for Mikesburg!

I know you're both joking, but there's only so much crap a testosterone-driven teenage boy can take!
*does that really fucking annoying "not touching!" thing right in JbG's face. For hours and hours and hours and hours*

Wow, I'm an ass.

It has to be done, for great justice!

For great justice!

Also - Dwarf Tossing FTW.

*does that really fucking annoying "not touching!" thing right in JbG's face. For hours and hours and hours and hours*

Wow, I'm an ass.

I should know.

(restrains self from breaking Tribes' knuckles)

Aww, you didn't use the club on me! How nice. You're my best friend, you are. :D

*hic*

*passes out*

[/consciousness]

Someone want to buy a guy a drink?

Who wants a toke?

*puffs*

Who wants a toke?

*puffs*
Oh! Oh!
Pass it this way!

Oh! Oh!
Pass it this way!

Hey, did you ever get my TGs?

*passes fatty cone over*

Hey, did you ever get my TGs?

*passes fatty cone over*

I'm guessing you didn't see that I replied today..

*puffs*

*wanders in from the parking lot*

Mikesburg! Pint for Mikesburg!

I thought I heard the sweet sound of someone offering alcohol....

*accepts pint*

Who wants a toke?

*puffs*

What the hell. Should be a while before the next dope test.

*tokes*

w00t! i just spent the whole afternoon at the beach drinking sangria and the whole evening at the pub playing pool, drinking beer and eating baby back ribs. and now i'm drinking rum. tomorrow i am building a barbeque for my mum then going to the pub for more drinkies. life is good :D

What the hell. Should be a while before the next dope test.

*tokes*

keep it going, eh. ;)

Guess you are all too busy messing yourselves up to have any courtesy.

*splashes beer at nearest person*

*is lured in by the imaginary yet frangrant smell of e-smoke*

Could it be that there is a place here for me to not think serious thoughts? *bats eyelashes* Hit, hit, pass?

Guess you are all too busy messing yourselves up to have any courtesy.

*splashes beer at nearest person*

*whacks with barstool*

IR: You lucky bastard. Beaches? It's FREEZING COLD here. :(

*is lured in by the imaginary yet frangrant smell of e-smoke*

Could it be that there is a place here for me to not think serious thoughts? *bats eyelashes* Hit, hit, pass?

*passes*

Not thinking serious thoughts is what we do best here.

*swigs pint*

*whacks with barstool*

*staggers and grabs at pool stick thing*

*jabs at IL Ruffino*

*lights up another number*

Wrap your lips around this baby... grew it myself.

*passes*

Not thinking serious thoughts is what we do best here.

*swigs pint*

Ahhh... much better.

*inahles deeply and passes the herbal goodness along*

*whacks with barstool*

IR: You lucky bastard. Beaches? It's FREEZING COLD here. :(

yah, it's been about 15 degrees today, enough for shorts and t-shirt, especially after living in edinburgh over winter with no heating. made sand castles too, i love sand castles, mine had an underground submarine base and a phallic summit with balls and all. only a few more days here and then back up north.

still, you got loads of snow, i only got a day of snow this year that turned to brown slush by afternoon anyway. very disappointing.

Wrap your lips around this baby... grew it myself.<Perk.> Oh, you're talking about a joint. Nevermind.

*walks in*

*enjoys a beer*

*exposes himself*

*leaves*

*walks in*

*enjoys a beer*

*exposes himself*

*leaves*

*points and snickers*

*staggers and grabs at pool stick thing*

*jabs at IL Ruffino*

*pushes KMP through plateglass*

I'm guessing you didn't see that I replied today..

*puffs*

You guessed right. I need your advice on something though, so I just fired off a reply.

*points and snickers*

I thought I saw something... it was there and then it wasn't... and I was like, "Whoah, who would put a toothpick there?!"... wow.

*stares at ceiling to avoid the risk of futher confusion*

<Perk.> Oh, you're talking about a joint. Nevermind.

That's an altogether different type of growth you're thinking of. Though I certainly'd be partial to someone wrapping their lips 'round that, as well.

I thought I saw something... it was there and then it wasn't... and I was like, "Whoah, who would put a toothpick there?!"... wow.

*stares at ceiling to avoid the risk of futher confusion*
Yeah. Poor Toothpick Guy. :(

*stumbles into the bar after drinking with Fass for three hours*

What's up bitches?

Fass has been subjecting me to Eurovision horrors, someone please wash out my brain.

And I need another Corona.

*stumbles into the bar after drinking with Fass for three hours*

What's up bitches?

Fass has been subjecting me to Eurovision horrors, someone please wash out my brain.

And I need another Corona.

Oh no, was it that video with the giant mustachioed men wandering through a city?

*pecks on cheek*

Good to see you. Want a toke?

WYTYG & Dobbs have TG's.

Oh no, was it that video with the giant mustachioed men wandering through a city?

*pecks on cheek*

Good to see you. Want a toke?

Various videos, not that one, though I saw it earlier. No, we were laughing about Silvia Knight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd4ZHR_fSu4). Fantastic impression of a diva! :D

Hmmm, a toke...I'd better stick to beer at this point, or I'll be a mumbling, incoherent fool.

*considers*

Ah whatever, not much would change...pass it on!

"Don't bogart that joint my friend, pass it on over..."

*opens breifcase*

May I have you opinions on something I've been working on?

I've been asked to design something for my friend's band, and today I was bored and decided to actually try to design something. They gave me a sketch of what they wanted, and I got it fairly close.

I don't know why they wanted it to look like this, but meh. Not my band...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/Untitled-2copy.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/Untitled-2-2.jpg

Are they good or bad? Any suggestions?

*stumbles into the bar after drinking with Fass for three hours*

What's up bitches?

Fass has been subjecting me to Eurovision horrors, someone please wash out my brain.

And I need another Corona.

*swipes Corona from behind bar and hands it to Neesika*

Howdy!

This might help with the mind-soaping.

WYTYG & Dobbs have TG's.

...but not DTs.

*sips whiskey sour*

*swipes Corona from behind bar and hands it to Neesika* *nuzzles the bottle happily* Mmmmm, cold.

*looks around blurrily*

So, what's happening around here?

...but not DTs.

*sips whiskey sour*

You only have that problem when you stop drinking.

And this pub is open 24/7.

*nuzzles the bottle happily* Mmmmm, cold.

*looks around blurrily*

So, what's happening around here?

*sips*

I dunno. Hard to see through the haze. I woke up a little dizzy, grabbed a pint, wandered off into the parking lot, and couldn't find my car. And then I came back in and toked one too.

Lime?

It sort of looks like "Tory Untold"

Or, conversely...Story Suntold.

But then again, I'm drunk.

We think alike, it seems.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/Untitled-2copy.jpg

It sort of looks like "Tory Untold"

Or, conversely...Story Suntold.

But then again, I'm drunk.

*opens breifcase*

May I have you opinions on something I've been working on?

I've been asked to design something for my friend's band, and today I was bored and decided to actually try to design something. They gave me a sketch of what they wanted, and I got it fairly close.

I don't know why they wanted it to look like this, but meh. Not my band...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/Untitled-2copy.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/Untitled-2-2.jpg

Are they good or bad? Any suggestions?
Make the S thicker. I read "Tory Untold". Not a good thing.

And I wouldn't do the gleaming light behind the moon thingie. It's nice as an accent but is too sci-fi to fit to the weird romantic rose theme.

Lime?Please. *proffers bottle to have lime squeezed into it. Then leans her back against the bar, trying to keep her head upright*

Maybe I shouldn't be drinking anymore. It's only bloody 8pm, and I'm already toast.

Please. *proffers bottle to have lime squeezed into it. Then leans her back against the bar, trying to keep her head upright*

Maybe I shouldn't be drinking anymore. It's only bloody 8pm, and I'm already toast.

Yeah, you're starting to look the way I felt last night. Only you look better doing it.

I'm needing something else... another drink perhaps.

*orders Caffrey's*

Oooh... Cascadey...

*drinks*

*opens breifcase*

May I have you opinions on something I've been working on?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/Untitled-2copy.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/Untitled-2-2.jpg

Are they good or bad? Any suggestions?

*detailed citique being written*

Hang on.

Make the S thicker. I read "Tory Untold". Not a good thing.

And I wouldn't do the gleaming light behind the moon thingie. It's nice as an accent but is too sci-fi to fit to the weird romantic rose theme.

Any better? (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/Untitled-2gcopy.jpg)

Yeah, you're starting to look the way I felt last night. Only you look better doing it.
I don't know about that. My eyes are feeling awfully red, and I'm definitely swaying more than I should be. I don't think I should have eaten those spring rolls.

Gah. Why am I seriously considering tequila shooters? Bloody masochist.

I don't know about that. My eyes are feeling awfully red, and I'm definitely swaying more than I should be. I don't think I should have eaten those spring rolls.

Gah. Why am I seriously considering tequila shooters? Bloody masochist.

Tequila?

*flashback to St. Patty's day 2005*

The horror...

Tell ya what, I'll have one with you, and I'll prop you up for as long as I can remain standing. Or you can fall all over me. That would work too.

Tequila?

*flashback to St. Patty's day 2005*

The horror...

Tell ya what, I'll have one with you, and I'll prop you up for as long as I can remain standing. Or you can fall all over me. That would work too.

Actually, I'll refrain from being that insane. How about china whites? They go down a heck of a lot more smoothly, and are less likely to cause projectile vomiting. However, since they ARE smoother, they also tend to be drunk in greater quantities than necessary.

Ah whatever, I don't know why I'm trying to be loquacious and lucid at a time like this. China whites?

Here, we might as well lean against one another now. We might not be coordinated enough to do it later.

Actually, I'll refrain from being that insane. How about china whites? They go down a heck of a lot more smoothly, and are less likely to cause projectile vomiting. However, since they ARE smoother, they also tend to be drunk in greater quantities than necessary.

Ah whatever, I don't know why I'm trying to be loquacious and lucid at a time like this. China whites?

Here, we might as well lean against one another now. We might not be coordinated enough to do it later.

Well, co-oridination's swell and all, but sometimes just blindly grasping is lot's of fun. But I'm not going to turn down an offer to prop you up.

*slides on up next to Neesika*

So, China Whites, eh? Can't say I've ever had one. I think I need an education.

So, China Whites, eh? Can't say I've ever had one. I think I need an education.

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish cream
1/2 oz white creme de cacao
Topped off with cinnamon

Goes down easy. Oh, and it tastes great to kiss the residue off someone else's lips. You game?

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish cream
1/2 oz white creme de cacao
Topped off with cinnamon

Goes down easy. Oh, and it tastes great to kiss the residue off someone else's lips. You game?

*contemplates*

Bartender, two of those please. Hell, line'em up!

So, you were saying?

Mikesburg and Neesika sitting in a tree. B-R-E-E-D-I-N-G. First comes love then comes SEX!

*contemplates*

Bartender, two of those please. Hell, line'em up!

So, you were saying?

*very carefully picks up a shot glass, raises it to her lips, and tips it back*

Mmmm, these taste fantastic!

*wraps her arms around Mike's neck*

So? Are you going to taste?

Stoopid Jolt. Took my time writing this and didn't realize I was trying to post it between 11 and 11:30 PM EST. Now I gotta wait before I try again.

Well, Ruffy - I think that you could go one of three ways with this.

First off, the moon and the lens flare don't work with the organic-y text. Go one way or another. If you went with the moon and the flare, I'd suggest some souped-up bevelled or embossed font with gleaming bits - more sort of a space-age (http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/mooncheese.jpg) look. But not necessarily what you're after.

If we look at the text and flower, they're all organic forms, which put me in mind of Art Nouveau styling such as that found in the work of Alphonse Mucha (http://www.artchive.com/artchive/m/mucha/mucha_job.jpg). If you were to strengthen the linework and add more flowing detail, you might be able to take it in this direction. You could still use the moon, but you'd need to make sure you kept your apparent light sources under control where they relate to the other elements.

But I think the best visual direction to take this would be more along the lines of a tapestry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayeux_Tapestry). Dispense with the illusion of depth altogether. Use the Moon as an element, but not a photograph of the Moon - use a stylized graphical representation of the Moon, like this (http://www.sm5sxl.net/~mats/graphics/images/clipart/misc/moon.png) one.

*stuffs pipe again*

It needs work, but see what you can do with it.

Mikesburg and Neesika sitting in a tree. B-R-E-E-D-I-N-G. First comes love then comes SEX!

Go back to your table. We're busy.

Go back to your table. We're busy.

Sorry. *sits quietly in corner*

*stares menacingly at Ruffy*

Bah. Leave it to me to post the critique while Mike and Neese are getting into each other.

I need another drink...

*very carefully picks up a shot glass, raises it to her lips, and tips it back*

Mmmm, these taste fantastic!

*wraps her arms around Mike's neck*

So? Are you going to taste?

*presses Neesika closer*

That sounds like a fine idea...

*licks lips, and begins slowly kissing you*

Yeah... that was good... Bartender, I think I'll have another...

*presses Neesika into the bar... has another*

*chuckles as Mike and Neese continue to dry-hump each other on the bar*

*snip* You rock. Interesting stuff!

Bah. Leave it to me to post the critique while Mike and Neese are getting into each other.

I need another drink...

I can multitask you know...get all touchy/feely AND be interested in your insight into Ruffy's design.

I'm cool like that:p

*chuckles as Mike and Neese continue to dry-hump each other on the bar*

I'm not sure you'd call this...dry...humping.

I'm not sure you'd call this...dry...humping.

Well just consider it a playful - if inaccurate euphemism then, sweetness.

*presses Neesika into the bar... has another*

Yum:) But you actually have to drink one now...

*looks up*

Shit, sorry Dobbs....

Yeah, I am in awe of your talent.




Now where was I?

Now where was I?

Somewhere past Neese's tonsils, near as I could make it.

Yum:) But you actually have to drink one now...

Wha?


Oh right.

*removes one hand long enough to grab the next shot glass lined up on the bar*

Cheers!

*knocks it back*

Now, where was that hand again? Oh, and I think it's your turn...

Now, where was that hand again? Oh, and I think it's your turn...

*runs her tongue over Mike's lips...and then stops as Kat slaps an 'X' rating on the rest of this post*

Damn. That was unexpected!

:D

*runs her tongue over Mike's lips...and then stops as Kat slaps an 'X' rating on the rest of this post*

Damn. That was unexpected!

:D

Yeah, gotta remember we're in public space. And I keep meaning to take you home with me, but I have to work yet another Saturday morning.

*glances at clock*

One more for the road...

Well I'm gonna go make some arrests in Paragon City...

*turns into superhero and flies out skylight*

I'm not sure what I wondered into here, but I need a cold shower.

Stoopid Jolt. Took my time writing this and didn't realize I was trying to post it between 11 and 11:30 PM EST. Now I gotta wait before I try again.

Well, Ruffy - I think that you could go one of three ways with this.

First off, the moon and the lens flare don't work with the organic-y text. Go one way or another. If you went with the moon and the flare, I'd suggest some souped-up bevelled or embossed font with gleaming bits - more sort of a space-age (http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/mooncheese.jpg) look. But not necessarily what you're after.

If we look at the text and flower, they're all organic forms, which put me in mind of Art Nouveau styling such as that found in the work of Alphonse Mucha (http://www.artchive.com/artchive/m/mucha/mucha_job.jpg). If you were to strengthen the linework and add more flowing detail, you might be able to take it in this direction. You could still use the moon, but you'd need to make sure you kept your apparent light sources under control where they relate to the other elements.

But I think the best visual direction to take this would be more along the lines of a tapestry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayeux_Tapestry). Dispense with the illusion of depth altogether. Use the Moon as an element, but not a photograph of the Moon - use a stylized graphical representation of the Moon, like this (http://www.sm5sxl.net/~mats/graphics/images/clipart/misc/moon.png) one.

*stuffs pipe again*

It needs work, but see what you can do with it.

Although I know what you mean, and can see it in my mind.. I don't know how to do it.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/rtyuytrertyu.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/rtyuytrertyu2.jpg

*shrugs*
*offers everyone pizza and keilbasa dip*
*gets a Coors*
*lights a cigarette*
*goes into alley to smoke*

Although I know what you mean, and can see it in my mind.. I don't know how to do it.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/rtyuytrertyu.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/created/rtyuytrertyu2.jpg

*shrugs*
*offers everyone pizza and keilbasa dip*
*gets a Coors*
*lights a cigarette*
*goes into alley to smoke*
*enjoys free pizza*
*follows Ruffy with a bong*
*offers to share*

*enjoys free pizza*
*follows Ruffy with a bong*
*offers to share*

Aye.

Light that bad boy up!

One more for the road...

*reaches for another shooter, tips it back*

Definitely one more for the road. *draws Mike closer, grabbing him by the neck and pulling him down to her mouth*

Well I'm gonna go make some arrests in Paragon City...

*turns into superhero and flies out skylight*

See you later, Dobbs...I'm out right away too. Been a rough day. Week actually.

Aye.

Light that bad boy up!

Gotta light?

Gotta light?

*hands Posy a butane lighter* HAH! I called you "Posy"! Harhar!

*reaches for another shooter, tips it back*

Definitely one more for the road. *draws Mike closer, grabbing him by the neck and pulling him down to her mouth*

Mmm. Damn girl.

Okay I gotta go home and uh... take care of a swelling problem.

*more necking*

It gets harder and harder to pull away...

... but pull away I must.

Night Darlin'

Well I'm gonna go make some arrests in Paragon City...

*turns into superhero and flies out skylight*

We can all feel safer at night now. Or perhaps draw the curtains tighter on our windows.

Godspeed Dobbs!

Night Darlin'
Goodnight:)

*downs one more shooter and then stumbles off to hail a cab*

*tears off shirt, revealing blue skin-tight suit with a giant M on the chest.*

Well, I've done my duty for the day.

*flies off in the same manner as Dobbs.*

*hands Posy a butane lighter* HAH! I called you "Posy"! Harhar!
*prepares bowl*

*takes hit*

*burns finger*

*passes bowl to Ruffi*

Fun stuff.
You sneaky bastard.

*sits in the corner and drinks vodka straight from the bottle and glares around at everyone*

*prepares bowl*

*takes hit*

*burns finger*

*passes bowl to Ruffi*

Fun stuff.
You sneaky bastard.

*puffs*

*puffs again*

*and again*

*puffs more*
Muhahaha!

*puffs*

*puffs again*

*and again*

*puffs more*
Muhahaha!
Anytime there chief.
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*Wanders into bar. Looks around for T.R.T.E.A.R. Sees him in corner making out with barmaid robot. Walks up to bar.* Hm, Imperial Isa said put my orders on his tab. What should I get? *Orders Veuve Clicqot and beluga caviar. Winks at various men around bar.*

C'mon everybody! Let's eat food, or something. Y'know, that meal that comes after midnight snacking and before lunch. What's it called again?

Munch! *builds more random robots* Haha random!

Munch! *builds more random robots* Haha random!

good more for me to shoot

*said as he walks in with Tasha*

*eats some crab legs with budda*

Ugh. Chili cheese dogs for brekkie - again. This is what I get for putting off the shopping.

C'mon everybody! Let's eat food, or something. Y'know, that meal that comes after midnight snacking and before lunch. What's it called again?
*enters the pub dancing a cumbia, and looking slightly hung over*

YES! I'm starving! Who cares what it's called? I eat when I'm hungry, and right now, I'm ravenous. Yet slightly queasy, so greasy eggs are out. Damn. Any suggestions?

*enters the pub dancing a cumbia, and looking slightly hung over*

YES! I'm starving! Who cares what it's called? I eat when I'm hungry, and right now, I'm ravenous. Yet slightly queasy, so greasy eggs are out. Damn. Any suggestions?

I'd pass on the chili cheese dogs, myself.

I'd pass on the chili cheese dogs, myself.

I never could eat those things anyway.

Bannock and saskatoon berry jam...and spring rolls? *considers, shrugs*

Why not? It's the perfect blend of East and West...hahahahahaha...

i never eat when i'm hung over

I never could eat those things anyway.

Bannock and saskatoon berry jam...and spring rolls? *considers, shrugs*

Why not? It's the perfect blend of East and West...hahahahahaha...

It's been so long since I read any Farley Mowat I can't remember what bannock is. Wait, don't tell me - is it an oat cake?

Bloody Scots ancestors, spreading bloody Scots cuisine wherever they went. I'm surprised you aren't tucking into a piece of deep-fried lard for brekkie.

That's an altogether different type of growth you're thinking of. Though I certainly'd be partial to someone wrapping their lips 'round that, as well.<Looks up.> Well, we are standing underneath the hanging pants...

It's been so long since I read any Farley Mowat I can't remember what bannock is. Wait, don't tell me - is it an oat cake?

Bloody Scots ancestors, spreading bloody Scots cuisine wherever they went. I'm surprised you aren't tucking into a piece of deep-fried lard for brekkie.

Oh hey now, careful who you say that sort of thing to! Sure, bannock came over with the bloody scotsmen but this is aboriginal food now, baby. It'll do you no good to argue origins...unless you really want to piss off some Indians.

It's unleavened bread, almost always made with wheat flour now. We make it a number of ways...over the camp fire, you stretch it out like a thick pizza crust and support it on two sticks. Nice smoky flavour:) I make them like little cakes in the oven. But the best is frybread. Deep fried deliciousness that makes your stomach churn for hours after, but it totally worth it.

Hmm I notice that no music is playing....*brings in guitar* Lets Rawk!

http://www.white-wolf.com/justin/rawk.jpg

Deep fried deliciousness that makes your stomach churn for hours after, but it totally worth it.

I think you could deep-fry just about anything and it'd taste alright to humans. We're funny that way.

True.. I fried macaroni and cheese once. BLISS!!!

I think you could deep-fry just about anything and it'd taste alright to humans. We're funny that way.

I'm not going to argue. I eschew sweets for grease and salt.

Well, all this food talk reminds me my cupboards are somewhat bare. Time to go grocery shopping! Toodles! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!

*shimmies out of the pub*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzIvPFduZ0

*plays with knife*

*suddenly awakens, finger raised, strange look in his eye*

I need a donkey, some rubber hose, a keg and some nitrous oxide!

[/consciousness]

Hmm I notice that no music is playing....*brings in guitar* Lets Rawk!

Alright. Can you play 'Children of the Grave' by Black Sabbath?

*suddenly awakens, finger raised, strange look in his eye*

I need a donkey, some rubber hose, a keg and some nitrous oxide!

[/consciousness]

(Supplies necessary items, so Tribes won't torture me again)

(Advertises a story)

Hmm I notice that no music is playing....*brings in guitar* Lets Rawk!

http://www.white-wolf.com/justin/rawk.jpg

And someone brought a video camera! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSJ8gUsaJuo)

I'm sorry. I know that was wrong, I really do. >.>

...what? <.<

:p

*suddenly awakens, finger raised, strange look in his eye*

I need a donkey, some rubber hose, a keg and some nitrous oxide!

[/consciousness]

a lot of things come to mind when i read that :eek:

(Supplies necessary items, so Tribes won't torture me again)
a lot of things come to mind when i read that :eek:Indeed...http://www.wizardsforum.co.uk/images/smiles/shifty.gif
Alright. Can you play 'Children of the Grave' by Black Sabbath?:D

Also, some Maiden kthxlol.

And someone filmed it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSJ8gUsaJuo)

I'm sorry. I know that was wrong, I really do.

hope Londim can watch it

Indeed...http://www.wizardsforum.co.uk/images/smiles/shifty.gif



just stay on you side of the pub so i don't have to shoot you :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCcb3zRl8U

Back me up, Londim!

(Intro and main riff)

(Sings)

Revolution in their minds, the children start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
And all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
And told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
And the love comes flowing through

Yeah!

Children of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing peace in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of atomic fear?
Can they win the fight for peace or will they disappear?

Yeah!

(Solo)

So you children of the world,
Listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
Spread the words today
Show the world that love is still alive
You must be brave
Or you children of today are
Children of the grave, yeah!

(Break)

when did we let karaoke in here

When Londim built the damn Karaokebot. Mr Roboto keeps on using it. Haven't you heard that deafening wail the last couple of days?

When Londim built the damn Karaokebot. Mr Roboto keeps on using it. Haven't you heard that deafening wail the last couple of days?

Mr Roboto dead i killed him by blowing him up with a canister bomb and i'm been in and out of here over the days

Mr Roboto dead i killed him by blowing him up with a canister bomb and i'm been in and out of here over the days
Mr. Roboto cannot be killed.

Also, his singing sucks.

http://www.wizardsforum.co.uk/images/smiles/shifty.gif

Mr. Roboto cannot be killed.

Also, his singing sucks.

http://www.wizardsforum.co.uk/images/smiles/shifty.gif

no someone keeps cloning him

no someone keeps cloning him
So that's why he's not as good as the original...

So that's why he's not as good as the original...

that's right

*shoots clone dead*

you wait an see one more will show up in time

(Posts hatchetman at door)

If Mr. Roboto shows up, this guy will kill him.

(Posts hatchetman at door)

If Mr. Roboto shows up, this guy will kill him.

hope so ,now where is Tasha

hope so ,now where is Tasha
Clone her for some real fun.

*nod*

Clone her for some real fun.

*nod*

ha i wish

*goes off seeing if he can*

hope so ,now where is Tasha

Who is this Tasha?

Who is this Tasha?

Hopefully not girl in my history class :eek:

Hopefully not girl in my history class :eek:
She's followed you! :eek: Quick, post "THERE IS NO TASHA" in size 7 and she'll disappear.

I went to an all boys school. There were no girls in my classes. Just paedo's and developing queens.

Hopefully not girl in my history class :eek:

There was a girl in my history class last year (the one I made the thread about). I hope to never see her again.

just my Barmaid

mzild t'yin nindel

And someone brought a video camera! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSJ8gUsaJuo)

I'm sorry. I know that was wrong, I really do. >.>

...what? <.<

:p

OH.DEAR<GOD :eek:

Indeed...http://www.wizardsforum.co.uk/images/smiles/shifty.gif
:D

Also, some Maiden kthxlol.

Back me up, Londim!

(Intro and main riff)

(Sings)

Revolution in their minds, the children start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
And all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
And told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
And the love comes flowing through

Yeah!

Children of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing peace in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of atomic fear?
Can they win the fight for peace or will they disappear?

Yeah!

(Solo)

So you children of the world,
Listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
Spread the words today
Show the world that love is still alive
You must be brave
Or you children of today are
Children of the grave, yeah!

(Break)

When Londim built the damn Karaokebot. Mr Roboto keeps on using it. Haven't you heard that deafening wail the last couple of days?

*plays the best guitar ever!*

(Posts hatchetman at door)

If Mr. Roboto shows up, this guy will kill him.

I just built an anti hatchetman bot. *watches violence ensue*

(Hatchets anti-hatchetman bot) :p

*walk in with two Tasha's*

mutters to oneself
so going to do a Germany to Poland to them

*walk in with two Tasha's*

mutters to oneself
so going to do a Germany to Poland to them
Fuck them in the ass until some Russians push you back?

Fuck them in the ass until some Russians push you back?

Crap...shouldn't have built those Russkiebots...

Fuck them in the ass until some Russians push you back?

oh they want to take it in turns to ride me like a hores

Nah, they've been completely shit for me too.

Holy crap, I just found out that forums.jolt.co.uk which I usually use is MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH slower than forums1.jolt.co.uk that I'm using right now.

Does this mean the forums weren't half-broken down 24/7 for the last couple days for everybody? Just me? Not really, right? Right? RIGHT?

:mad:

oh they want to take it in turns to ride me like a hores

Kinky...

Nah, they've been completely shit for me too.
an time warping again
Kinky...

don't know if i can live through it

Nah, they've been completely shit for me too.Thank God. I was thisclose to a coronary. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Which one are you using? I can apparently really recommend "forums1", it works like normal.

Thank God. I was thisclose to a coronary. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Which one are you using? I can apparently really recommend "forums1", it works like normal.

I've had no problems wih forums.jolt.co.uk. Actually by usual standards they've been quite fast.

don't know if i can live through it

Get them drinks laced with saltpeter.

*walks in, licking fingers*

Howdy folks. Needs a drink.

Bartender. Drink.

*drinks drink*

*sits*

I've had no problems wih forums.jolt.co.uk. Actually by usual standards they've been quite fast.
That's really strange. It has been so weird the last two or three days - not many of the Database Errors that are usually the sign of a borked NSG but instead loading times of at least a minute, all day long, no exceptions.

I was seriously starting to wonder why nobody else complained about it. Although, okay, those threads usually get closed, so eh (which is of course why I'm shamelessly using this one <.<). And seeing how only very few people were online the last couple days and how slow the forum moved altogether, there must have been a lot of people for whom it sucked, too.

Seeing how I'm in Germany, though, apparently how well the servers work for you depends not only on the servers but also on from where you access them. All I know is I'm having my first normal speed NSG visit in days.

I went to an all boys school. There were no girls in my classes. Just paedo's and developing queens.Which were you?

Which were you?

:p

Jello's colouring outside the lines today.

Get them drinks laced with saltpeter.
get them drunk is better

*heads up stairs with the two Tasha's*

*heads up stairs with the two Tasha's*

You kids have fun now!

I would come in for a drink....but I'm not sure if I'm of legal age.

I would come in for a drink....but I'm not sure if I'm of legal age.

There's a legal age limit? :confused:

Not on NSG, there isn't! http://209.85.12.227/1280/193/emo/Beer.gif

:p

Jello's colouring outside the lines today.Yeah.
<Gets Henry to try to suck the offensiveness out of my previous post.>

Not on NSG, there isn't! http://209.85.12.227/1280/193/emo/Beer.gif

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*walk down from up stairs*

love is hell

Yeah.
<Gets Henry to try to suck the offensiveness out of my previous post.>

Suck it Henry! Suck!

*wanders in, bored*

Damn, the forum is PURE SPAM today. The thrill of NS Pub spam is lessened because of it.

*takes a seat at the bar*

Just waiting for the floors to dry at home, then I'm off again. Anything new?

had sex in my mates old bed room at her moms and dads house before rest of the family showed up

*wanders in, bored*

Damn, the forum is PURE SPAM today. The thrill of NS Pub spam is lessened because of it.

*takes a seat at the bar*

Just waiting for the floors to dry at home, then I'm off again. Anything new?

I'm trying to get my better half motivated to go out and shop for wedding rings this afternoon. That's fairly new.

I'm trying to get my better half motivated to go out and shop for wedding rings this afternoon. That's fairly new.

*giggles* Oh Dobbs, you're so...conventional :D (is jealous, never got a ring)

*giggles* Oh Dobbs, you're so...conventional :D (is jealous, never got a ring)

Well, it's still cold and icky out, and she's sold me on the idea that what with it being Easter Sunday and all, most places won't be open.

So we're just gonna fart around the humble abode instead, and meet up after work tomorrow. We still have a month before the nuptials, after all.

My sense of convention didn't prevent us from shacking up for eighteen years, let me say in my defence...

had sex in my mates old bed room at her moms and dads house before rest of the family showed up

giggity.

giggity.

it was thank you sex for me given in and saying yes to going to the lunching
mind you i payed for it with a headache when i got home

I went to an all boys school. There were no girls in my classes. Just paedo's and developing queens.Which were you?First one, then the other.

My sense of convention didn't prevent us from shacking up for eighteen years, let me say in my defence...

Point taken:)

Alright, time to blow this popsicle stand!

*gets the hell out of Dodge*

Point taken:)

Alright, time to blow this popsicle stand!

*gets the hell out of Dodge*

*looks around* Where the heck is everyone?

And no! Don't blow up Mr Popsicle!

I need a gf. Damned open/undefined relationships.

*looks around* Where the heck is everyone?

And no! Don't blow up Mr Popsicle!

i went an watch Hot Fuzz on DVD for the third time and look up nuke warheads on net

I need a gf. Damned open/undefined relationships.

Here *passes pint* Drown your sorrows.....Those bastards deserve it.

i went an watch Hot Fuzz on DVD for the third time

You Sir have a great taste in films.

"Quick to the station!@

"Okay.......ahhh brainfreeze."

*ambles in*

why is writing NS posts inherently more natural than writing about personal narrative as a legitimate means of knowledge-making in post-femenist adcademic discourse? Both are entirely constructed. grumble.

You Sir have a great taste in films.

"Quick to the station!@

"Okay.......ahhh brainfreeze."

it's still only at the cinemas here:D

*ambles in*

why is writing NS posts inherently more natural than writing about personal narrative as a legitimate means of knowledge-making in post-femenist adcademic discourse? Both are entirely constructed. grumble.

Umm... because posting in NS is less confusing?

*ambles in*

why is writing NS posts inherently more natural than writing about personal narrative as a legitimate means of knowledge-making in post-femenist adcademic discourse? Both are entirely constructed. grumble.

just have a drink