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But I like my parents! :(

They give me money..

If I were your parent, I'd give you money, too - after you'd - washed the dishes, vacuumed, taken out the trash, fed the cats and washed the car.

Mua ha ha ha. I have seized control of post 1500.

If I were your parent, I'd give you money, too - after you'd - washed the dishes, vacuumed, taken out the trash, fed the cats and washed the car.

Oh, no. See, they just give me the money. I don't do chores.

Oh, no. See, they just give me the money. I don't do chores.

I see. Then it must be your considerable charm and skills as a bartender.

Mua ha ha ha. I have seized control of post 1500.

No you haven't.

Well, Tequila's a hell of a lot fun when you're drinking it. *reflects to a night with a couple of south-american girls*. Yup, lot's of fun.

The hangovers are a bitch though. *reflects to the hangover from the day after the night with the two south-american girls* No, no fun at all.

That's why you get drunk on vodka the next day.

If I were your parent, I'd give you money, too - after you'd - washed the dishes, vacuumed, taken out the trash, fed the cats and washed the car.

oh right

*feeds pubs cat and his wolf*

He doesn't drive, I'm pretty sure.

*gets the beer bong*

And what's wrong with Tequila?! *drinks tequila like it's water*

Well, Tequila's a hell of a lot fun when you're drinking it. *reflects to a night with a couple of south-american girls*. Yup, lot's of fun.

The hangovers are a bitch though. *reflects to the hangover from the day after the night with the two south-american girls* No, no fun at all.

I see. Then it must be your considerable charm and skills as a bartender.

Indeed.

This should be a fun night. Seems these warps are seriously fucked up tonight..

oh right

*feeds pubs cat and his wolf*

As long as you don't feed the pub cat to the wolf. I'm rather fond of the cat. And I respect wolves and don't want to see them with indigestion. *slips wolf a filet mignon.*

No you haven't.

Yeah, what's up with that?

Yay Europe!

That's why you get drunk on vodka the next day.

I've never been a fan of the alcoholic remedy for hangovers. I prefer to suffer it out... and switch to something less aggressive on the next night. Unless someone is really, really persuasive and slides a shotglass my way.

I'm gullible like that.

Yeah, what's up with that?

*shrugs*

As long as you don't feed the pub cat to the wolf. I'm rather fond of the cat. And I respect wolves and don't want to see them with indigestion. *slips wolf a filet mignon.*

i would never feed the pub cat to my wolf

oh got to clean out the fireplace

*cleans out fireplace*

(Tosses Wolfman some good cleaning tools and a safety log)

just got back from the dentist (ouch!)

need non-cabonated mixed drink to numb the pain.

Vodka and novocaine go great together.

just got back from the dentist (ouch!)

need non-cabonated mixed drink to numb the pain.

Did he give you a clean dental bill of health?

Did he give you a clean dental bill of health?

he pulled 4 teeth, no anesthesia.

although this was a new dentist who was reccomended by a friend who also can not have anesthesia, so I went, it wasn't as bad. He gave me a heated blanket and gave me a CD player with headphones to listen to whatever I wanted (I brought my Misfits CD) and he even offered to get me high before we started, but I declined because I am stupid.

I am so going to keep this dentist though......it was slightly less traumatic than usual.

ps I have 7 stitches. :(

Ow...

(Hands Smunk a cold glass of water)

Vodka and novocaine go great together.
Reminds me of a bar near me with anti-drugs posters saying "Chemical Cocktails are killers". Always makes me want to ask for one.

La la la. I wasn't hungover at school today :)

La la la. I wasn't hungover at school today :)

Lucky you.

La la la. I wasn't hungover at school today :)
This reminds me that university is clearly made of win - if I'm hung over, I skip it with no repercussions!

*The godfather theme song plays*

bar keep ginger beer

This reminds me that university is clearly made of win - if I'm hung over, I skip it with no repercussions!

Well I'll discover this in 4 and a half months :D

I need alcohol. GIVE ME ALCOHOL.

*The godfather theme song plays*

bar keep ginger beer

Gotcha.

(Pours Wolfman a ginger beer)

I need alcohol. GIVE ME ALCOHOL.

(Pours a double rum and coke)

Strongest stuff I got.

he pulled 4 teeth, no anesthesia.

although this was a new dentist who was reccomended by a friend who also can not have anesthesia, so I went, it wasn't as bad. He gave me a heated blanket and gave me a CD player with headphones to listen to whatever I wanted (I brought my Misfits CD) and he even offered to get me high before we started, but I declined because I am stupid.

I am so going to keep this dentist though......it was slightly less traumatic than usual.

ps I have 7 stitches. :(
Aww man. I wish my dentist had got me high today. Then again, I have naff all wrong with my teeth, apparently. 20 years of sugar and not brushing ftw.

(Pours a double rum and coke)

Strongest stuff I got.

*ponders*

I wonder what tequila and coke tastes like.. hmm..

Aww man. I wish my dentist had got me high today. Then again, I have naff all wrong with my teeth, apparently. 20 years of sugar and not brushing ftw.

Yeah, I hate oral hygiene. Who gives a shit besides your dentist anyway?

*looks at Tasha and clone, then at his drink and shugs*

*looks at Tasha and clone, then at his drink and shugs*

(Turns up Black Sabbath on the jukebox)

Yeah, I hate oral hygiene. Who gives a shit besides your dentist anyway?
I will when my teeth start hurting like buggery. Which the do now thanks to my dentist polishing the corner off an incisor.

*Drowns sorrows at being English after pathetic display at cricket*:headbang:

Ugh! Enough of this rock and roll crap!

*puts enough quarters in jukebox so that it'll play the music he chooses for atleast 2 hours*
*chooses various music by Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Ray Charles, and Nat King Cole*

Ugh! Enough of this rock and roll crap!

*puts enough quarters in jukebox so that it'll play the music he chooses for atleast 2 hours*
*chooses various music by Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Ray Charles, and Nat King Cole*

(Draws sword)

Madman Style: Jukebox Destroying Technique!

(Slashes jukebox wildly, and then stabs it through the center, making it explode)

Now let's have something we can dance to!

(Puts on a CD player and selects Born to Raise Hell by Motorhead)

*shugs*

(Draws sword)

Madman Style: Jukebox Destroying Technique!

(Slashes jukebox wildly, and then stabs it through the center, making it explode)

Now let's have something we can dance to!

(Puts on a CD player and selects Born to Raise Hell by Motorhead)

I'm eation dinner, you asshole! Steak, no less!

*fixes jukebox to play the nice music he had chose before the sword incident*

*is currently listening to Wolfmother*

For some reason, my mate bought that Guitar Legends game. It's pretty fucking funny tbh, he's better at it than people who can really play guitar :p

I'm eation dinner, you asshole! Steak, no less!

*fixes jukebox to play the nice music he had chose before the sword incident*

(Repeats the sword incident)

(Gives Ruffy a nice soundproof booth with a jukebox so he can hear his music)

(Selects Born to Raise Hell by Motorhead on the outside CD player)

DANCING TIME!

I'm eation dinner, you asshole! Steak, no less!

*fixes jukebox to play the nice music he had chose before the sword incident*

you given me a idea what to have for friday dinner

(Repeats the sword incident)

(Gives Ruffy a nice soundproof booth with a jukebox so he can hear his music)

(Selects Born to Raise Hell by Motorhead on the outside CD player)

DANCING TIME!
*eats in peace*
you given me a idea what to have for friday dinner

Steak is a must!

Steak is a must!

Steak,home made Chips,Tomato and Onion for two

Steak,home made Chips,Tomato and Onion for two

Yeah. If you put steak, tomatos, onions, lettuce and cheese in a sandwich it's really good.

Woah, Johnny, you're like...a bartender or something.

Yeah. If you put steak, tomatos, onions, lettuce and cheese in a sandwich it's really good.

i'm not having a sandwich for dinner again

*peeks in and looks around*

Nah...

*wanders away.*

*peeks in and looks around*

Nah...

*wanders away.*

*notices hawaiian shirt*
*chaces after JuNii*

Tropical drinks!! Make tropical drinks!!! With little umbrellas!!

*notices hawaiian shirt*
*chaces after JuNii*

Tropical drinks!! Make tropical drinks!!! With little umbrellas!!

Did someone say 'tropical drinks'?

Yeah, what the hell, I'm game.

*waits*

*notices hawaiian shirt*
*chaces after JuNii*

Tropical drinks!! Make tropical drinks!!! With little umbrellas!!

Did someone say 'tropical drinks'?

Yeah, what the hell, I'm game.

*waits*

Oooff.... ok! ok! *lol*

*dusts himself off and hops behind the bar.*

Call em! :cool:

Oooff.... ok! ok! *lol*

*dusts himself off and hops behind the bar.*

Call em! :cool:

I dunno. You're the guy in the flowery shirt. I'm just some poor Canuck who's been stuck in the Great White North most of his life. Corona is about as tropical as I usually get. :p

time to go place a horses head in someones bed

I dunno. You're the guy in the flowery shirt. I'm just some poor Canuck who's been stuck in the Great White North most of his life. Corona is about as tropical as I usually get. :pthen let's start with a classic.

*serves a Blue Hawaii (http://cocktail.idea.hu/blue-hawaiian) with a little umbrella stuck in the pineapple wedge.*

time to go place a horses head in someones bedhey wait a minute... *remembers that he doesn't own any horses* oh, nevermind... have fun!

then let's start with a classic.

*serves a Blue Hawaii (http://cocktail.idea.hu/blue-hawaiian) with a little umbrella stuck in the pineapple wedge.*



*sips little fruity drink as manly as possible*

Mmmm... deliscious and pineapply...

Thank-ya sir!

*runs into the pub, dashes up to Mike and licks him along the jawline before dashing out of the pub once again...to disappear into the night*

*runs into the pub, dashes up to Mike and licks him along the jawline before dashing out of the pub once again...to disappear into the night*

Damn... must have dribbled some pineapple on my chin.

*pours rest of drink on his lap*

ayyyy... that's cold..



Uhmmm... needs another drink...

Oooff.... ok! ok! *lol*

*dusts himself off and hops behind the bar.*

Call em! :cool:

I want a singapore sling. *feeds wolf and pub cat. winks at Ruffy.*

Damn... must have dribbled some pineapple on my chin.

*pours rest of drink on his lap*

ayyyy... that's cold..



Uhmmm... needs another drink...

err... right... :confused: *watches as Neesika runs out*

*Mixes up an Acapulco (http://cocktail.idea.hu/acapulco)*

I want a singapore sling. *feeds wolf and pub cat. winks at Ruffy.*
*Slides one down the bar.*

deja vu...

err... right... :confused: *watches as Neesika runs out*

*Mixes up an Acapulco (http://cocktail.idea.hu/acapulco)*

Uh oh... it has Tequila....

*sips hesitantly*

Mmm. Good stuff.

*drinks less hesitantly*

*Slides one down the bar.*

deja vu...

Ah, thanks. *Drinks, enjoying the deceptively fruity flavor.*

Well JuNii, thanks for the tropical flavour, but I gotta go home and sleep off the Tequila.

And change my pants I guess.

*shrugs*

Thanks!

*slides on out*

*goes past all an heads up stairs to clean up*

*Finishes third Singapore Sling. Slides under bar stool, humming happily to self. Drools slightly and goes to sleep.*

*Finishes third Singapore Sling. Slides under bar stool, humming happily to self. Drools slightly and goes to sleep.*

*walk down carrying a large bag, stops to place pillow under ASDs head, before carrying on*

Woah, Johnny, you're like...a bartender or something.

No shit. (:p) Sit down and have a drink.

i'm not having a sandwich for dinner again

Suit yourself. (shrugs)

Whats happened to this place?! Where are the random pub debates I am so used to?! Okay heres one that has now started circulating around the local pubs because of me and some friends.

Who would win in a fight? Horse or Magpie?

I say Magpie. It can fly and peck the horses eyes out!

Whats happened to this place?! Where are the random pub debates I am so used to?! Okay heres one that has now started circulating around the local pubs because of me and some friends.

Who would win in a fight? Horse or Magpie?

I say Magpie. It can fly and peck the horses eyes out!

Cheh. Tiger beats both. I'm betting 50 cents on the tiger.

Cheh. Tiger beats both. I'm betting 50 cents on the tiger.

Oh dear you've just broken one of the rules of a pub debate:

Never challenge the original question! Dammit answer the question properly or I'm stripping you of your bartender duties.

*Walks into the bar*

Ouch!

Oh dear you've just broken one of the rules of a pub debate:

Never challenge the original question! Dammit answer the question properly or I'm stripping you of your bartender duties.

Don't try. I got the sword, remember? (Draws sword)

*Walks into the bar*

Ouch!

That's bad. That's very bad.

Don't try. I got the sword, remember? (Draws sword)



That's bad. That's very bad.

I'm reporting you to the URB ( Union of Real Bartenders) Man they so mad at you Johnny.

I'm reporting you to the URB ( Union of Real Bartenders) Man they so mad at you Johnny.

Keh. They can't order me to do anything, I'm not in the union!

Oh you're in the Union. Everyone is in the Union. This Union is more powerful than any national government. They have ways of making you talk..

Oh you're in the Union. Everyone is in the Union. This Union is more powerful than any national government. They have ways of making you talk..

Bring it on.

(Drops into battle stance)

*Wakes up, somewhat surprised to find herself under a barstool, even more surprised to find some kind soul had put a pillow under her head. Carefully gets to her feet, gratified that, as in the past, she has no hangover. Orders biscuits and gravy for breakfast and heads for the rest room to clean up.*

Bring it on.

(Drops into battle stance)

*giggles*

*giggles*

(Gives biscuits and gravy)

Quelque chose amusant?

Bring it on.

(Drops into battle stance)

I thought you said "Bottle stance" :eek:

*Flees*

I thought you said "Bottle stance" :eek:

*Flees*

Bottle stance? :confused:

You flee too much. (Summons wall, which Gravlen crashes into)

*walks in an heads up stairs*

Bottle stance? :confused:

You flee too much. (Summons wall, which Gravlen crashes into)

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Why?

Christ on a bike, I'm drunk as fuck :D

Someone stop me from...well, drunk stuff until tomorrow :D:D

(Gives biscuits and gravy)

Quelque chose amusant?

Thank you for the biscuits and gravy. I am amused because I remembered my son when he was your age and trying to look threatening. I'm sorry. *giggles.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXhXcBK2Rxo
Make him an offer he can't refuse
*heads out the door*

Why?

Why not? :)

Hello! Just stealing the mall's wifi..

Hey. Do you have any of that really, really strong tequila?

Hello! Just stealing the mall's wifi..

I wish I was in Prague :(

I wish I was in Prague :(

Well I have a guest room..

Well I have a guest room..

*humps*

Do you, by chance, have a private jet too?

*humps*

Do you, by chance, have a private jet too?

Now I don't have that..

So tired...damn essays...

So tired...damn essays...

Homework's a bitch.

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so that who helps you

Hey. Do you have any of that really, really strong tequila?

*Slides a small dish with a bloated worm on it.*


:D

*walks in feeds pubs cat and food, then head to jukebox an picks Unknown Soldier by Breaking Benjamin*

Thank you for the biscuits and gravy. I am amused because I remembered my son when he was your age and trying to look threatening. I'm sorry. *giggles.*

No prob. I get that a lot when I'm trying to be threatening.

Why not? :)

Some say all you need is love, but I'm not an optimist who believes in that.

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Hooray * takes*

Kittehs sellin' drugzzz

That must stink. Did you take any?

Kittehs sellin' drugzzz

This pub is still open.

This pub is still open.

it is? great!


*grabs jacket and heads for the door*

I'll be back after a few. ;)

Actually I'll be going to the pub in about an hour ;)

Actually I'll be going to the pub in about an hour ;)

I got the weirdest story, and I figure it would best to tell it in a pub. You'll be so drunk you'll believe it completely.

(Drinks alone)

Anybody there?

not really

not really

I don't doubt that.

(Drinks alone)

Anybody there?

Dude, drinkin' alone is a bad idea. Incoherent arguments with yourself just aren't as entertaining.

Oh, and a pint of Moosehead if you please.

*sits*

Dude, drinkin' alone is a bad idea. Incoherent arguments with yourself just aren't as entertaining.

Oh, and a pint of Moosehead if you please.

*sits*

(Slides over Moosehead)

Gotcha.

I got a great pub story.

(Slides over Moosehead)

Gotcha.

I got a great pub story.

Thanks!

*sips*

Ah... that hits the spot.

Alrighty, spill it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmuzdGYGlo

*yawns*

I demand a beer in honour of the Vancouver Canucks!

I demand a beer in honour of the Vancouver Canucks!

Thewhoandthewhatnow? :confused:

Thewhoandthewhatnow? :confused:
:eek: :eek: :eek:

HERESY!

You don't watch hockey? You don't know the Vancouver Canucks kick butt?

:(

I can't be friends with you anymore. :(

I demand a beer in honour of the Vancouver Canucks!

As long as a Canadian team takes the cup, I'll drink to that. Hell, I'll even cheer for the Sens.

As long as a Canadian team takes the cup, I'll drink to that. Hell, I'll even cheer for the Sens.
What do you have against the Sens? I love watching them play.

Wait...are you a Leafs fan? *glare*

:eek: :eek: :eek:

HERESY!

You don't watch hockey? You don't know the Vancouver Canucks kick butt?

:(

I can't be friends with you anymore. :(

the thing you play on ice or the other one

:eek: :eek: :eek:

HERESY!

You don't watch hockey? You don't know the Vancouver Canucks kick butt?
How could I watch hockey? I have all my teeth, and I have no channels that wants to broadcast it to me... At least one of those two conditions would have to be changed :p

:(

I can't be friends with you anymore. :(

Aaaw... Not even if I offer chocolate instead? :)

What do you have against the Sens? I love watching them play.

Wait...are you a Leafs fan? *glare*

Of the bandwagon variety, yup.


Go ahead, glare all ya want. My team didn't make the playoffs after all.

*a tear in my beer*

Thanks!

*sips*

Ah... that hits the spot.

Alrighty, spill it.

Mike, Ladame, no arguing unless it's an official pub debate. I got that story for ya. Wednesday night, I get this call from someone pretending to be the former girl of my dreams, saying she loves me. Strangest prank call I ever heard. Plus, she (whoever she is), left me a phone number. Fake or genuine? You decide. (I'm leaning 100% towards fake. It's illogical.)

How could I watch hockey? I have all my teeth, and I have no channels that wants to broadcast it to me... At least one of those two conditions would have to be changed :p

Aaaw... Not even if I offer chocolate instead? :)
Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Start watching hockey.
Of the bandwagon variety, yup.


Go ahead, glare all ya want. My team didn't make the playoffs after all.

*a tear in my beer*
The Toronto Maple Leafs make baby Jesus cry.

The Canucks are getting their butts kicked by Dallas right now. :( A powerplay and NO SHOTS ON GOAL! Bah.

Mike, Ladame, no arguing unless it's an official pub debate. I got that story for ya. Wednesday night, I get this call from someone pretending to be the former girl of my dreams, saying she loves me. Strangest prank call I ever heard. Plus, she (whoever she is), left me a phone number. Fake or genuine? You decide. (I'm leaning 100% towards fake. It's illogical.)

Okay, I thought you were going to tell me a story that takes place in a pub or something. But I'm intrigued. You know for sure that the person isn't the 'former girl of your dreams'? Have you tried to check who the number belongs to? Just go to 411.com and use 'reverse phone number search'.

Or just call the number anyway. It wasn't a 900 number or begin with 555?

Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Start watching hockey.

The Toronto Maple Leafs make baby Jesus cry.

The Canucks are getting their butts kicked by Dallas right now. :( A powerplay and NO SHOTS ON GOAL! Bah.

If I buy you both drinks, will you quit arguing? You're ruining the reputation of this place.

The Toronto Maple Leafs make baby Jesus cry.

They make all of us cry. But I don't think you have any idea what kind of explosive party it's going to be across the GTA if they ever actually win the cup.

Thankfully, such a devastatingly awesome party will never consume the golden horseshoe. Toronto actually celebrates 40 years of not winning the cup. 'Tis sad.

If I buy you both drinks, will you quit arguing? You're ruining the reputation of this place.

Arguing? Nah, that's just friendly rivalry.

But I'll take your drink.

*finishes moosehead*

They make all of us cry. But I don't think you have any idea what kind of explosive party it's going to be across the GTA if they ever actually win the cup.

Thankfully, such a devastatingly awesome party will never consume the golden horseshoe. Toronto actually celebrates 40 years of not winning the cup. 'Tis sad.

...What incentive is there to win a cup when they can be a sub-par team for 40 years and still sell out most every game?

barkeep a bottle of what i drink

...What incentive is there to win a cup when they can be a sub-par team for 40 years and still sell out most every game?

Exactly. Damn Leaf fans are killing their own chance of victory. That's why I'm just a bandwagon jumper.

Actually, I'm not really a big sports fan at all. But it's impossible to escape hockey-talk if the Leafs make the playoffs. It's yet another excuse to go out to the bars.

barkeep a bottle of what i drink

Remind me what that is, Wolfman.

If I buy you both drinks, will you quit arguing? You're ruining the reputation of this place.
Quit yer yanking unless you want a bar fight on your hands!

(Yes, I'm willing to fight Mikesburg even though I'm female and probably a LOT smaller.)
They make all of us cry. But I don't think you have any idea what kind of explosive party it's going to be across the GTA if they ever actually win the cup.

Thankfully, such a devastatingly awesome party will never consume the golden horseshoe. Toronto actually celebrates 40 years of not winning the cup. 'Tis sad.
Apparently the vancouver police force is spending millions of dollars on security because the Canucks made it into the playoffs.
...What incentive is there to win a cup when they can be a sub-par team for 40 years and still sell out most every game?
What else has Toronto got other than a crappy hockey team?

(Vancouver's still sucking...at least they managed to kill a Dallas powerplay with no incidents.)

Remind me what that is, Wolfman.
wild turkey
Quit yer yanking unless you want a bar fight on your hands!

(Yes, I'm willing to fight Mikesburg even though I'm female and probably a LOT smaller.)

bar fight all ways fun
(seen a small woman drop someone twice her size once)

Quit yer yanking unless you want a bar fight on your hands!

(Yes, I'm willing to fight Mikesburg even though I'm female and probably a LOT smaller.)

I'm probably bigger, but not much taller. Either way, I'm not a fighter. Unless you want to wrestle. I can get Johnny here to get a pool of jello going.

What else has Toronto got other than a crappy hockey team?

Oh those are fightin' words. You're just lucky this is a drinkin' and whorin' only bar. No fightin'.

Hmm. The bar cleared out once I suggested wrestling in jello. Go figure.

*drinks in silence*

I'm probably bigger, but not much taller. Either way, I'm not a fighter. Unless you want to wrestle. I can get Johnny here to get a pool of jello going.


Oh those are fightin' words. You're just lucky this is a drinkin' and whorin' only bar. No fightin'.

Right. I don't keep this sword around because it looks pretty.

(Waits for what people think of his story)

Right. I don't keep this sword around because it looks pretty.

(Waits for what people think of his story)

You keep a sword behind the bar? Say, you're not some immortal soul doomed to walk the earth fighting similar immortals in pitched sword fights until there's only one remaining are you? Cuz then I'd have to remember to bring my sword next time I'm here.

Wait, this is hallowed ground isn't it?

Okay, we're both safe.

*drinks*

I thought I did say something about your story?

Right. I don't keep this sword around because it looks pretty.

(Waits for what people think of his story)

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Oh, now there's another sword-wieldin' type in the pub. It's amazing we've been able to keep things civil.

This isn't hallowed ground, this is the Pub - it's more sort of mellowed ground. Go find a church tomorrow morning if it's hallowed ground you're looking for.

I'm probably bigger, but not much taller. Either way, I'm not a fighter. Unless you want to wrestle. I can get Johnny here to get a pool of jello going.

Oh those are fightin' words. You're just lucky this is a drinkin' and whorin' only bar. No fightin'.
Sorry to break this to you, but Your lovely city of Toronto isn't exactly well liked. :p
Hmm. The bar cleared out once I suggested wrestling in jello. Go figure.

*drinks in silence*
Sorry, I was fighting my dad for the rights to the TV. I lost. :( Now I'm stuck watching NBA Basketball. :headbang:
Right. I don't keep this sword around because it looks pretty.

(Waits for what people think of his story)
I bet it's uglier than my dagger. My dagger is pretty.
You keep a sword behind the bar? Say, you're not some immortal soul doomed to walk the earth fighting similar immortals in pitched sword fights until there's only one remaining are you? Cuz then I'd have to remember to bring my sword next time I'm here.

Wait, this is hallowed ground isn't it?

Okay, we're both safe.

*drinks*

I thought I did say something about your story?
He's a ghost. *nods*

This isn't hallowed ground, this is the Pub - it's more sort of mellowed ground. Go find a church tomorrow morning if it's hallowed ground you're looking for.

*shudders*

I'll stick with mellowed ground, thanks.

Sorry to break this to you, but Your lovely city of Toronto isn't exactly well liked. :p

Only by the rest of Canada m'dear. You are clearly envious of our large... tower.

Sorry, I was fighting my dad for the rights to the TV. I lost. :( Now I'm stuck watching NBA Basketball. :headbang:

Awwwww..... NBA sucks. You're better off in the pub.

*orders a mudslide*

Only by the rest of Canada m'dear. You are clearly envious of our large... tower.

Sorry to tell you this, but, Victoria Parliament kicks your tower's ass.

Oh, now there's another sword-wieldin' type in the pub. It's amazing we've been able to keep things civil.

i'am more deadly with the Steyr AUG assault rifle

Only by the rest of Canada m'dear. You are clearly envious of our large... tower.
Pfft. Your tower sucks. Besides, your politicians don't know a province west of the Rockies exist. Torontonians are like Americans...except they're Canadians. Goddamn elitists.
Awwwww..... NBA sucks. You're better off in the pub.
Yeah, I was NOT happy about the changing of channels.

PS. Damn it! 2-0 Dallas. Well, game seven, here we come!

Sorry to tell you this, but, Victoria Parliament kicks your tower's ass.
Go Ruffy! Ruffy is always right. You should listen to him, Mike. :p

Oh, I just found this out, but apparently there are escape tunnels and secret passages under the Victoria Parliament building. A friend and I were trying to find them but we weren't allowed into the building. (It was a Sunday.)

Pfft. Your tower sucks. Besides, your politicians don't know a province west of the Rockies exist. Torontonians are like Americans...except they're Canadians. Goddamn elitists.

Is that where BC is? Those damn mountains are in the way.

You know, it's not like we hate you guys. We barely know you're there. Why all the hate?

Go Ruffy! Ruffy is always right. You should listen to him, Mike. :p

Oh, I just found this out, but apparently there are escape tunnels and secret passages under the Victoria Parliament building. A friend and I were trying to find them but we weren't allowed into the building. (It was a Sunday.)


Meh, if you've seen one Victorian era pariliament builiding, you've seen em' all. Ontario has two sets, one for the province, and one in Ottawa. We double your pleasure.

EDIT: Why would you need escape passages? To escape the drudgery of Parliament?

Is that where BC is? Those damn mountains are in the way.

You know, it's not like we hate you guys. We barely know you're there. Why all the hate?
who says we hate you? You're just like Americans when it comes to knowledge about the rest of Canada.
Meh, if you've seen one Victorian era pariliament builiding, you've seen em' all. Ontario has two sets, one for the province, and one in Ottawa. We double your pleasure.

EDIT: Why would you need escape passages? To escape the drudgery of Parliament?
No, you double the sleazy politicians, which isn't a good thing in anybody's book. God, you have Harper right now. That fact alone automatically makes you lose.

Donno...to flee from angry striking teachers demanding more money?

who says we hate you? You're just like Americans when it comes to knowledge about the rest of Canada.

No, you double the sleazy politicians, which isn't a good thing in anybody's book. God, you have Harper right now. That fact alone automatically makes you lose.

Donno...to flee from angry striking teachers demanding more money?

No, no, no. We know everything about you. We just don't want you having any say in things is all. If the west didn't have a say, then we wouldn't have to have Harper out here.

You're right about too many politicians though. I'm thinking we can ship the federal parliament out to PEI, and put a large cage around it. It will corrupt our potatoes, but it's better for us all in the long run.

This is getting too damn political for this quaint little pub. I need another drink.

*orders Caffrey's*

oh shut about politicians an so on


*feeds pubs cat and his wolf*

oh shut about politicians an so on


*feeds pubs cat and his wolf*

I have to agree. I liked the Peanut Jimmy Carter though. There's a bloke who can come back to this pub anytime.

*finishes mudslide*
*orders a green apple martini and scotch on the rocks*

I have to agree. I liked the Peanut Jimmy Carter though. There's a bloke who can come back to this pub anytime.

he not on my pay roll he not stepping one foot in here

he not on my pay roll he not stepping one foot in here

He has precedent. He saved the peanuts from their tasty and crunchy deaths. He's welcome here anytime.

I'm sure Dobbs and Neesika would back me up on that one.

*sips Caffrey's*

He has precedent. He saved the peanuts from their tasty and crunchy deaths. He's welcome here anytime.

I'm sure Dobbs and Neesika would back me up on that one.

*sips Caffrey's*

you mean like the ones i'm eating now

*throws a peanut into mouth*

you mean like the ones i'm eating now

*throws a peanut into mouth*

:eek:


Poor little tasty bastards...

*quickly finishes martini*
*notices others laughing at him*

What?! I like green apple martinis.. :(

*takes a sip of scotch*


Alrighty, I'm going out to sit on a bench, stare at the stars, and get mighty stoned. Would anyone like to join me?

*grabs the glass of scotch*
*starts walking out*
*turns around*
*grabs the bottle of scotch*
*walks out to bench*
*puffs*

:eek:


Poor little tasty bastards...

thats what they get for messing with the Family

You keep a sword behind the bar? Say, you're not some immortal soul doomed to walk the earth fighting similar immortals in pitched sword fights until there's only one remaining are you? Cuz then I'd have to remember to bring my sword next time I'm here.

Wait, this is hallowed ground isn't it?

Okay, we're both safe.

*drinks*

I thought I did say something about your story?

No, you didn't say anything about it. But you gave me a good idea for a manga.

(Drinks...alone)

No, you didn't say anything about it. But you gave me a good idea for a manga.

Well, to be honest, your story consisted of going on about a prank call, and I suggested you try to figure out who the number belongs to; either by phoning it, or 411-ing it. So worst case scenario, someone's playing a prank on you. There are far worse pranks my friend, call the number, or if you feel like playing it safe, check out who the number belongs to first.

As for your manga idea, I hope it has nothing to do with people dueling with swords until there can be only one, cuz that's been done. And redone very poorly I might add.

(Drinks...alone)

When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. *nods*

http://www.starfireswords.com/images/lgsteel/cr11.JPG I've their earlier version, which has the round pommel and the blade is straight.

http://www.starfireswords.com/images/lgsteel/cr28.jpg I've the earlier version with the round pommel and straighter blade

http://www.starfireswords.com/images/lgsteel/ld4.jpg I've this one, too.

Now even the mods are showing off their pointy bits.

Nice pointy bits Kat!

Well, to be honest, your story consisted of going on about a prank call, and I suggested you try to figure out who the number belongs to; either by phoning it, or 411-ing it. So worst case scenario, someone's playing a prank on you. There are far worse pranks my friend, call the number, or if you feel like playing it safe, check out who the number belongs to first.

As for your manga idea, I hope it has nothing to do with people dueling with swords until there can be only one, cuz that's been done. And redone very poorly I might add.

When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. *nods*

Lolz. I actually have a different idea, inspired by listening to the song Johnny Blade too many times.

Now even the mods are showing off their pointy bits.

Nice pointy bits Kat!

Thanks. I'm supposed to be moving (late summer, I hope!!!) and am already trying to figure out how to display my pointy bits.

Especially as my fiance has many pointy bits of his own.

*wicked grin* Between our swords, my recurve, and a possible future canine addition to the household, I feel very sorry for anyone who's gonna be where they oughtn't.

*polkas*

Thanks. I'm supposed to be moving (late summer, I hope!!!) and am already trying to figure out how to display my pointy bits.

Especially as my fiance has many pointy bits of his own.

*wicked grin* Between our swords, my recurve, and a possible future canine addition to the household, I feel very sorry for anyone who's gonna be where they oughtn't.

You might want a bokuto as well, just in case you want to thrash some sense into someone without killing them. No burglar will be safe trying to steal from you.

I'll have some free beer please, I am completely skint :(

Thanks. I'm supposed to be moving (late summer, I hope!!!) and am already trying to figure out how to display my pointy bits.

Especially as my fiance has many pointy bits of his own.

*wicked grin* Between our swords, my recurve, and a possible future canine addition to the household, I feel very sorry for anyone who's gonna be where they oughtn't.


All those pointy bits, and a recurve? No doubt there's a medieval dungeon in that manor somewhere too.

No, I wouldn't dare trespass in that domain. At least, not without some sort of sword and arrow proof DM screen.

Lolz. I actually have a different idea, inspired by listening to the song Johnny Blade too many times.

Hmm. Not familiars.

But Manga away dude!



Hmm, my cup runneth empty...

I'll have some free beer please, I am completely skint :(

Bottoms up, Tribes.

(Hands over beer)

Hmm. Not familiars.

But Manga away dude!

Hmm, my cup runneth empty...

Thanks.

(Slides over some more Moosehead)

Thanks. I'm supposed to be moving (late summer, I hope!!!) and am already trying to figure out how to display my pointy bits.

Especially as my fiance has many pointy bits of his own.

*wicked grin* Between our swords, my recurve, and a possible future canine addition to the household, I feel very sorry for anyone who's gonna be where they oughtn't.

but some people bring a gun to a knife fight cheating sob

Thanks.

(Slides over some more Moosehead)

Nice!

*sips cold frosty moosehead*

That's the stuff. I have to say, I don't know what the weather is like in your part of the pub, but it's freakin' fantastic over here. Managed to get outside, clean up and wash the car, took a stroll over to a friend's house, and I'm about to do a little BBQ in the back.

It's about freakin' time.

*takes long draught of beer*

*kicks open door*

*kicks jukebox until it plays some loud metal*

Yeah, watcha lookin' at?

*drinks a pitcher of beer*

*kicks open door*

*kicks jukebox until it plays some loud metal*

Yeah, watcha lookin' at?

*drinks a pitcher of beer*

don't know don't have my guide book

*Walks in wearing Aviators and a white linen suit smoking funny smelling cigar*

*Orders whiskey sour from the bar*

*Approaches nearest patron*

"Would you be interested in purchasing a pre-owned car?"

*Walks in wearing Aviators and a white linen suit smoking funny smelling cigar*

*Orders whiskey sour from the bar*

*Approaches nearest patron*

"Would you be interested in purchasing a pre-owned car?"

You're not selling the 'Cuda?

*kicks open door*

*kicks jukebox until it plays some loud metal*

Yeah, watcha lookin' at?

*drinks a pitcher of beer*

I take it that you've had some recent tragedy. Tell me what it is, and I'll get you a large amount of 190 proof vodka to help you along.

I take it that you've had some recent tragedy. Tell me what it is, and I'll get you a large amount of 190 proof vodka to help you along.
The tragedy is my life, my moods, my thoughts, my plans, my future, my fears, pains, aches, anger, hatred, hopelessness and oh so many little things which, in combination, make up a very pissed off me at the moment...

Like I said over in the "Are you Drunk?" thread - All the booze in the world could not quench this thirst.

But I appreciate your concern and have a vodka on you. Cheers, mate!

Bottoms up, Tribes.

(Hands over beer)
That's strange, a free can of stella is actually sitting on my desk right now. Coincidence? I think not...

You're not selling the 'Cuda?

Ahh, see um funny story about the cuda. See, there was this poker game...

*flashback of random scenes from Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Casino and US Army CQB training video*

So the good part is I got ownership of the used car dealership, but the bad part is the largest part of the Cuda is embedded in my liver.

We actually used that stuff in one of my lab classes. I was tempted to drink some, but then I realized if I got sick, I would have to explain why I was drinking from a container that said "for industrial purposes only".

Yeah, I saw that used in a manga to set a criminal on fire.

I take it that you've had some recent tragedy. Tell me what it is, and I'll get you a large amount of 190 proof vodka to help you along.

We actually used that stuff in one of my lab classes. I was tempted to drink some, but then I realized if I got sick, I would have to explain why I was drinking from a container that said "for industrial purposes only".

Ahh, see um funny story about the cuda. See, there was this poker game...

*flashback of random scenes from Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Casino and US Army CQB training video*

So the good part is I got ownership of the used car dealership, but the bad part is the largest part of the Cuda is embedded in my liver.

Damn. That's some liver. The 'Cuda ain't a small car. I had the pleasure of driving one around at work last week. I'm sure my liver couldn't handle it.

shit i forgot Big Brother started again till i saw a add for it, shit why do they keep making them

shit i forgot Big Brother started again till i saw a add for it, shit why do they keep making them

Don't ask me. (shrugs)

The tragedy is my life, my moods, my thoughts, my plans, my future, my fears, pains, aches, anger, hatred, hopelessness and oh so many little things which, in combination, make up a very pissed off me at the moment...

Like I said over in the "Are you Drunk?" thread - All the booze in the world could not quench this thirst.

But I appreciate your concern and have a vodka on you. Cheers, mate!

Thanks, but I don't drink. However...

(Gives Tribes the vodka in a shatterproof glass)

(Produces smoldering cigarette from somewhere and flicks it into the vodka)

(Vodka explodes, but the glass remains in one piece)

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Don't ask me. (shrugs)

for now i just keep :rolleyes: every time i hear about or see something about BB

Well, whatdaya know. I was sitting around, so I called the phone number the prankster gave me, because I figured it'd wouldn't call itself. It appears to be genuine. I would have left a message, but what the fuck could I have said?

Well, whatdaya know. I was sitting around, so I called the phone number the prankster gave me, because I figured it'd wouldn't call itself. It appears to be genuine. I would have left a message, but what the fuck could I have said?

Here's a suggestion; "Hi <insert person's name here>, I'm just returning your call. Sorry I missed you, but you can reach me at <insert your phone number here>. Thanks!"

It's rather noncommittal, and if someone phones completely confused, then just explain that someone called saying that they were such'n'such a person and that you were just following up.

Perhaps a little background is in order though. When you say 'girl of my dreams', are you talking about someone who even knows you? Or are we talking about someone that you actually speak to, and you just doubt that they'd be interested?

Because if there's even a ghost of a chance, what the hell do you have to lose?

what can you say now what happen to that bottle i ask for

Here's a suggestion; "Hi <insert person's name here>, I'm just returning your call. Sorry I missed you, but you can reach me at <insert your phone number here>. Thanks!"

It's rather noncommittal, and if someone phones completely confused, then just explain that someone called saying that they were such'n'such a person and that you were just following up.

Perhaps a little background is in order though. When you say 'girl of my dreams', are you talking about someone who even knows you? Or are we talking about someone that you actually speak to, and you just doubt that they'd be interested?

Because if there's even a ghost of a chance, what the hell do you have to lose?

She's someone I know from school, and used to have a mega-crush on. She never appeared to like me before, so I still believe it's a prank because Ashley/fake Ashley (her name) said she liked me. And thanks for the idea. I'm gonna ask around at school to see if it really is a prank. I know a few people who might do this.

She's someone I know from school, and used to have a mega-crush on. She never appeared to like me before, so I still believe it's a prank because Ashley/fake Ashley (her name) said she liked me. And thanks for the idea. I'm gonna ask around at school to see if it really is a prank. I know a few people who might do this.

Well, you can look at this another way. Who cares if it's a prank? You have a reason to give her a call, with a 'safe way out'.

You never know.

Well, you can look at this another way. Who cares if it's a prank? You have a reason to give her a call, with a 'safe way out'.

You never know.

Yeah. Shit happens. If this isn't all just some wild prank, I'll thank you for it, Mike. I guess I could pop a call in. After all, if I don't like her anymore, there's no reason to be nervous.

Yeah. Shit happens. If this isn't all just some wild prank, I'll thank you for it, Mike. I guess I could pop in. After all, if I don't like her anymore, there's no reason to be nervous.

Life's too short to be second-guessing yourself bud. Always err on the side of the argument that gets you what you want. (within reason.)

Now you totally owe me a beer.

*wanders in; "i'll have a pint of deuchars, cheers."

Whereupon I let the inevtibale chaos unfold. :p

(Pours Sax his pint)

*wanders in; "i'll have a pint of deuchars, cheers."

Whereupon I let the inevtibale chaos unfold. :p

Life's too short to be second-guessing yourself bud. Always err on the side of the argument that gets you what you want. (within reason.)

Now you totally owe me a beer.

Here's that beer.

(Slides it over)

Cheers.

Here's that beer.

(Slides it over)

Cheers.

I was beginning to wonder... was getting thirsty over here. :p

Cheers!

*down she goes*

Here's that beer.

(Slides it over)

Cheers.

your fired :mad:

So hey everybody, today I was interviewed about living online and so I got to talk about Nationstates for a couple of hours on-camera. I'm gonna be on television!

I hope you said terrible things about all of us.

So... how'd it go?

So hey everybody, today I was interviewed about living online and so I got to talk about Nationstates for a couple of hours on-camera. I'm gonna be on television!

*slides drinks to people who asked and grabs a lemonade, downing it quickly*

I hope you said terrible things about all of us.

So... how'd it go?

i hope so as it would keep away people

So hey everybody, today I was interviewed about living online and so I got to talk about Nationstates for a couple of hours on-camera. I'm gonna be on television!

Did you mention me?

I hope you said terrible things about all of us.

So... how'd it go?

It's all a bit of a blur now... they threw us a curveball and interviewed us at home instead of in a studio - but they were very excited by what we gave them, so I'd have to say, 'pretty good'.

So I get to see a rough-cut next week sometime. This is a pilot - my understanding is that if the network green-lights it, they'll either show it as a one-off, or they'll be making six installments in total (or at least I think that's what they said).

So hey everybody, today I was interviewed about living online and so I got to talk about Nationstates for a couple of hours on-camera. I'm gonna be on television!
Well? What did you say about NS? How we're all crazy?

Edit: nevermind

It's all a bit of a blur now... they threw us a curveball and interviewed us at home instead of in a studio - but they were very excited by what we gave them, so I'd have to say, 'pretty good'.

So I get to see a rough-cut next week sometime. This is a pilot - my understanding is that if the network green-lights it, they'll either show it as a one-off, or they'll be making six installments in total (or at least I think that's what they said).
Are they doing a documentary about internet life or something?

It's all a bit of a blur now... they threw us a curveball and interviewed us at home instead of in a studio - but they were very excited by what we gave them, so I'd have to say, 'pretty good'.

So I get to see a rough-cut next week sometime. This is a pilot - my understanding is that if the network green-lights it, they'll either show it as a one-off, or they'll be making six installments in total (or at least I think that's what they said).

This a CBC deal? Or I imagine through Global (that's who you work for isn't it?). At any rate, let us know when it airs, seeing as I'm sure it will be aired in my neck of the woods.

Although, I have a friend who went to law school, and they filmed a documentary on law students that never made it to air. (Apparently, it was frightfully boring. They had to invent hobbies for the students, so my friend took up boxing to make him seem less wooden.)

Internet Communities are interesting though, and should make for an interesting show. Must be nice to be the flag-bearer.

"Tetleys' Cask, cheers."

*...*

*downs it*

"Same again thanks, love.":D

Did you mention me?

Sorry, Ruffy - the only poster I actually mentioned by name was... Neesika. Take a bow if you're in here, Neese.

But honestly, I talked for nearly two hours and that'll be edited down to four minutes - if I'm lucky - so I can't say what exactly they'll end up using. I did make a point of pointing out that I wasn't in any way connected to NS, other than being a poster, and I referred the curious to the FAQ page at one point, rather than directly answer a question I didn't really know the answer to.

Are they doing a documentary about internet life or something?

Yup.

This a CBC deal? Or I imagine through Global (that's who you work for isn't it?). At any rate, let us know when it airs, seeing as I'm sure it will be aired in my neck of the woods.

Although, I have a friend who went to law school, and they filmed a documentary on law students that never made it to air. (Apparently, it was frightfully boring. They had to invent hobbies for the students, so my friend took up boxing to make him seem less wooden.)

Internet Communities are interesting though, and should make for an interesting show. Must be nice to be the flag-bearer.

It is for Global, but no - I don't work for them. And I didn't see myself so much as a flag-bearer as a General enthusiast.

Yo! It's my good side! Let's dossierofy.

So hey everybody, today I was interviewed about living online and so I got to talk about Nationstates for a couple of hours on-camera. I'm gonna be on television!

Will you let us know when it's due to air?

Sorry, Ruffy - the only poster I actually mentioned by name was... Neesika. Take a bow if you're in here, Neese.

But honestly, I talked for nearly two hours and that'll be edited down to four minutes - if I'm lucky - so I can't say what exactly they'll end up using. I did make a point of pointing out that I wasn't in any way connected to NS, other than being a poster, and I referred the curious to the FAQ page at one point, rather than directly answer a question I didn't really know the answer to.
Ruffy must be crashed. :p

His loss for not being Canadian, I guess. :p
It is for Global, but no - I don't work for them. And I didn't see myself so much as a flag-bearer as a General enthusiast.
Spread NS to the general Canadian population!

(PS. Bleh Global.)

Will you let us know when it's due to air?

you may get to see it but i wont :(

you may get to see it but i wont :(

Well, we do live in the intarweb age after all. I'm sure techno-savvy Dobbs could take the NSG section out and post it on YouTube or something.

you may get to see it but i wont :(

same for the majority of posters, one shouldn't wonder... :-/

Will you let us know when it's due to air?

Mais oui, absolument.

same for the majority of posters, one shouldn't wonder... :-/

As Mike pointed out, consult your local intraweb tube and I'm sure it'll pop up somewhere or other!

Well, we do live in the intarweb age after all. I'm sure techno-savvy Dobbs could take the NSG section out and post it on YouTube or something.

i know were one word can pop up things your not looking for

As Mike pointed out, consult your local intraweb tube and I'm sure it'll pop up somewhere or other!

Alack and alas for the slowness of my intarwubs!:p

(Also: Chars.:D )

your fired :mad:

Nope. Sorry.

Nope. Sorry.

yes you are can't do your job your fired

Damn. That's some liver. The 'Cuda ain't a small car. I had the pleasure of driving one around at work last week. I'm sure my liver couldn't handle it.

Thats why I highly recommend drinking on a Sunday night. You know you are a social climber when you realize its 3 am Monday morning and you are curled in the fetal position clutching a bottle of vodka, bawling like a baby and repeating to yourself "I'm a good person."

yes you are can't do your job your fired

I believe that a nugget of wisdom is worth a beer.

I believe that a nugget of wisdom is worth a beer.

I prefer my nuggets with BBQ sauce. But I'll take a beer!

Thats why I highly recommend drinking on a Sunday night. You know you are a social climber when you realize its 3 am Monday morning and you are curled in the fetal position clutching a bottle of vodka, bawling like a baby and repeating to yourself "I'm a good person."

*blinks*

Dude, maybe it's time to switch to something lighter. You're clearly not a good person. Sunday alcohol should be reserved for Lite beers at family BBQ's.

I believe that a nugget of wisdom is worth a beer.

an where is that dam bottle i ask for

*blinks*

Dude, maybe it's time to switch to something lighter. You're clearly not a good person. Sunday alcohol should be reserved for Lite beers at family BBQ's.

Bah. Sundays are for ganja, anyway.

So hey everybody, today I was interviewed about living online and so I got to talk about Nationstates for a couple of hours on-camera. I'm gonna be on television!

Kewl!
Can I have your Autograph?

an where is that dam bottle i ask for

Alright, alright. (Pours bottle for Wolfman, while reminding himself not to keep Wolfman waiting)

Isn't the limit on a thread 1,300 posts?

Sorry, Ruffy - the only poster I actually mentioned by name was... Neesika. Take a bow if you're in here, Neese.

But honestly, I talked for nearly two hours and that'll be edited down to four minutes - if I'm lucky - so I can't say what exactly they'll end up using. I did make a point of pointing out that I wasn't in any way connected to NS, other than being a poster, and I referred the curious to the FAQ page at one point, rather than directly answer a question I didn't really know the answer to.
*yells from the street*

Oh, okay...they probably won't even mention me then...I don't think I could handle any more adoring fans than I already have :D

*runs away to study* *runs back*

Hey wait...what did you say about me anyway? Send me a TG :)

*dashes rather than runs*

Hey wait...what did you say about me anyway?

Oh - nothing I haven't said, or wouldn't say openly on the forums - that you're a good friend and that it was a shame we're seperated by such long distances, as I'd've invited you to the wedding.

Alright, alright. (Pours bottle for Wolfman, while reminding himself not to keep Wolfman waiting)

dam right
*takes bottle an heads to a seat next to the fireplace*

Isn't the limit on a thread 1,300 posts?

Jealous?

*blinks*

Dude, maybe it's time to switch to something lighter. You're clearly not a good person. Sunday alcohol should be reserved for Lite beers at family BBQ's.

Dude, I get withdrawal symptoms if I drink lite beer. And speaking of ganja...

*removes emergency stash taped to leg and rolls a fat one*

*Bites the apple*

Hit, anyone?

Hit, anyone?

Mmm, tasty tasty...

Bah. Sundays are for ganja, anyway.

I figured in your case, every day was ganja day...

Isn't the limit on a thread 1,300 posts?

Sure. But this isn't a thread, this is a Thread. Extra room in the capital T for some extra posts.

Dude, I get withdrawal symptoms if I drink lite beer.

Well, 'lite' beer is generally gross. But so is sucking a bottle of vodka and curling up at 3 am on a Monday morning. I'll settle for the very watery 'beer' with sunday grilling over that any day.

I figured in your case, every day was ganja day...

Nah, it's more like every day is Sunday...