NationStates Jolt Archive

Posting on NS instead of out at a pub (or possibly just back from one)? Well so what! We can have our own pub night, right here!

I'm set, nachos and Corona!

*steals the nachos*

Motha---

You gots to EARN those nachos!

Cool!

It's like a real pub, only the debates are more interesting!

*grabs a pint of Moosehead*

*steals the nachos*

Are the poppers in this place Jalapeno, or those nasty-ass cream cheese kind?

Corona? But I want Guinness.. :(

Cool!

It's like a real pub, only the debates are more interesting!

*grabs a pint of Moosehead*

Moosehead, bloody Easterner! So, do anything interesting today?

Bartender, get me exactly 100 beers.

Corona? But I want Guinness.. :(

I'll take Corona over Guinness anyday, heathen that I am.

Guinness works well with Irish Whiskey though. (Think 'Irish Car Bomb'. Is Good.)

Corona? But I want Guinness.. :(

This is a BYOB event, beyotch.

Posting on NS instead of out at a pub (or possibly just back from one)?No.

Is it okay if I start drinking anyway? I'm already stoned.

There are times when I hate being a total lightweight.

There are times when I hate being a total lightweight.

You get the best job...laughing at the drunks!

No.

Is it okay if I start drinking anyway? I'm already stoned.

Yeah, I'm just starting too.

You need to describe that sadistic vision you had. I'm all intrigued. Here, whisper in my ear :D

Bartender, get me exactly 100 beers.

*does so*

Moosehead, bloody Easterner! So, do anything interesting today?

Easterner! Ha!

Well, easterner, compared to you I guess. *shrugs*

Interesting...

I worked. I finally 'legalized' my set of wheels. I also discoverd my set of wheels has an oil leak (grrrrr) and I had a couple of drinks at a certain pub in town. Nothing really interesting really. I also have to work tommorrow morning. :(

You? What's going on in Neesikaville?

Corona? But I want Guinness.. :(

*gives Ruffy a Guinness*

Bartender, get me exactly 100 beers.

One short...
*takes one down, passes it around*

You get the best job...laughing at the drunks!

I've nearly gotten drunk off of alcohol fumes.

I've nearly gotten drunk off of alcohol fumes.

You're the ideal date!

I've nearly gotten drunk off of alcohol fumes.Being as I have very expensive taste in alcohol, I often wish I could get drunk off of fumes.

It would save me a hell of a lot of money.

Bartender, get me exactly 100 beers.

I hope you are planning on sharing. :)

I hate pubs, bars, clubs.

Always full of dicks.

I'll take Corona over Guinness anyday, heathen that I am.

Guinness works well with Irish Whiskey though. (Think 'Irish Car Bomb'. Is Good.)
Guinness is the bestest. My brother keeps talking about Irish Car Bombs. Makes me want to try them. Perhaps in May.
This is a BYOB event, beyotch.

Are you serious? Really? No, really? This is no pub, then. You FAIL. Fail fail fail.

Easterner! Ha!

Well, easterner, compared to you I guess. *shrugs*

Interesting...

I worked. I finally 'legalized' my set of wheels. I also discoverd my set of wheels has an oil leak (grrrrr) and I had a couple of drinks at a certain pub in town. Nothing really interesting really. I also have to work tommorrow morning. :(

You? What's going on in Neesikaville?Ugh, you have to work tomorrow? That's bloody terrible!

Nothing new going on with me, horny as usual, slutting around the web...spending too much time on NS :D

I hope you are planning on sharing. :)

Only if I can borrow your liver. :)

Being as I have very expensive taste in alcohol, I often wish I could get drunk off of fumes.

It would save me a hell of a lot of money.

So what is it you drink that is so expensive? Come on...show off your tastes:)

I hate pubs, bars, clubs.

Always full of dicks.

Welcome.:)

Woohoo, slab of Boags in the fridge FTW! :)

*gives Ruffy a Guinness*
*humps*
I hope you are planning on sharing. :)

And tipping the bartender.

Guinness is the bestest. My brother keeps talking about Irish Car Bombs. Makes me want to try them. Perhaps in May.Just so long as you don't put the actual shot glass in your beer.

As a bartender, I refused to do it for them... but I couldn't count how many stupid kids I've seen break their front teeth that way.

Guinness is the bestest. My brother keeps talking about Irish Car Bombs. Makes me want to try them. Perhaps in May.

I prefer drinks that light will pass through. Guinness strangles light and makes it give up its lunch money. Guinness is mean.

I hate pubs, bars, clubs.

Always full of dicks.

That's precisely what I like about them. I'm sure Fass would concur. :D

Good to see you anyway! I love hanging out with the sullen, antisocial types. They tend to be in better shape to put out later on.

Just so long as you don't put the actual shot glass in your beer.

As a bartender, I refused to do it for them... but I couldn't count how many stupid kids I've seen break their front teeth that way.

You mean there are people who don't put the shot glass in their beer?

Sacrilege!

Only if I can borrow your liver. :)

We can share tonight. I'm about to hit the big 10,000 postcount, need to celebrate. :)

Are you serious? Really? No, really? This is no pub, then. You FAIL. Fail fail fail.

I don't care if I fail, I still get to end the night in a brawl! WIN WIN!

I don't care about the virtual drinks, someone else can supply those...

I hope you are planning on sharing. :)

*gives you 100 beers of your own*

*humps*

*pushes off, shoots with rocket launcher*

Bartender? I'll take One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y)...

We can share tonight. I'm about to hit the big 10,000 postcount, need to celebrate. :)

*gives you 100 beers of your own*

10,000? Pfft, you're almost too young to drink. *takes another 100*

You're the ideal date!

All my inhibitions are related to violence.

So what is it you drink that is so expensive? Come on...show off your tastes:)Well, in the past year I have developed a taste for absinthe... and being in the United States, it is far from cheap to ship over here.

As for specifics, I like Sebor, but I prefer an absinthe with a more "authentic" alcohol content--around 70%. My overall favorite so far (out of about six that I've tried) is probably Maison Alandia, but I am also fond of La Boheme's "Absinth King Gold."

After--or rather before--absinthe, my favorite liquor has always been Scotch whisky. Laphroaig is my favorite by far, especially their quarter cask--and I keep trying to convince myself to buy a 30-year bottle (about $250). I'm a fan of Islay malts in general, also Talisker.

You mean there are people who don't put the shot glass in their beer?

Sacrilege!

I know! What kind of 'high class' place was Anarch working at?

Sheesh.

Just so long as you don't put the actual shot glass in your beer.

As a bartender, I refused to do it for them... but I couldn't count how many stupid kids I've seen break their front teeth that way.
So it's chugged? I thought it was dropped in and drunk like any othe beer?
Guinness is mean.

And tastey.



Bartender! My Guinness is gone! Another!

Ugh, you have to work tomorrow? That's bloody terrible!

Nothing new going on with me, horny as usual, slutting around the web...spending too much time on NS :D

Absolutely terrible.

*slides on up next to Neesika*

Might as well make the best of tonight then, eh?

This is your pub aint' it? Is there live music?

Bartender? I'll take One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y)...

Coming right up!

*gives you your drinks*

*gives you 100 beers of your own*

*drinks 100 beers in celebration of 10,000 posts*


WHOOOO!!!!!!!!

Bartender! My Guinness is gone! Another!

*gives another, even though technically you were blown to smithereens* :D

So it's chugged? I thought it was dropped in and drunk like any othe beer?It's not necessarily chugged.

But even if you don't chug it, if the shot glass is in there when you drink enough to tip it far enough back that the glass will fall, it falls harder than you'd think, and it often catches kids by surprise.

Especially when they're so drunk they forget they put it in there.

*drinks 100 beers in celebration of 10,000 posts*


WHOOOO!!!!!!!!

Congratulations! :)

*drinks 100 beers in celebration of 10,000 posts*


WHOOOO!!!!!!!!

Dude!

*finishes pint*

I'll take a Keith's next please.

Coming right up!

*gives you your drinks*

*whips out the company credit card*

This Round's on Me !!

**thinks of how he'll explain it to the accountant**

I don't care if I fail, I still get to end the night in a brawl! WIN WIN!

I don't care about the virtual drinks, someone else can supply those...
Dare I commit suicide? Dare I do it?

*chugs beer*
*smashes bottle*
*stabs Neesika*
*pushes off, shoots with rocket launcher*

Ouch. :(

Well, in the past year I have developed a taste for absinthe... and being in the United States, it is far from cheap to ship over here.

As for specifics, I like Sebor, but I prefer an absinthe with a more "authentic" alcohol content--around 70%. My overall favorite so far (out of about six that I've tried) is probably Maison Alandia, but I am also fond of La Boheme's "Absinth King Gold."

After--or rather before--absinthe, my favorite liquor has always been Scotch whisky. Laphroaig is my favorite by far, especially their quarter cask--and I keep trying to convince myself to buy a 30-year bottle (about $250). I'm a fan of Islay malts in general, also Talisker.

I drank my fill of expensive whiskey in my undergrad...that and port. Now, I'm all about the Bombay Sapphire, because I never overdid gin the way I overdid whisky, tequila, vodka, rye, rum etc etc etc :) The only thing I'll shell out the big bucks for now is a nice icewine.

It's not necessarily chugged.

But even if you don't chug it, if the shot glass is in there when you drink enough to tip it far enough back that the glass will fall, it falls harder than you'd think, and it often catches kids by surprise.

Especially when they're so drunk they forget they put it in there.

I'm thinking the drink spills out when they're startled?

*takes not not to use shotglass*

Congratulations! :)

Thank you! :)

Dude!

*finishes pint*

I'll take a Keith's next please.

What was I to do, save some of them for later? :p

Dude!

*finishes pint*

I'll take a Keith's next please.

*hands you a Keith's*

Absolutely terrible.

*slides on up next to Neesika*

Might as well make the best of tonight then, eh?

This is your pub aint' it? Is there live music?
I'm in the mood for some blues *makes it so*.

My favourite thing about pubs is that if you sit at the bar, your knees almost inevitably touch the sexy Canuk sitting next to you :D

*hands you a Keith's*

Dude!

I'm thinking the drink spills out when they're startled?Indeed!

Then they freak out when they realize that they also swallowed part of their tooth.

I'm in the mood for some blues *makes it so*.

My favourite thing about pubs is that if you sit at the bar, your knees almost inevitably touch the sexy Canuk sitting next to you :D

And here we are, sitting at the bar! Ain't life grand?

I kinda dig this NS pub deal. This shoulda happend a long time ago.

*sips*

Dare I commit suicide? Dare I do it?

*chugs beer*
*smashes bottle*
*stabs Neesika*




*grabs you by the throat, bends your left arm up behind you painfully, forcing you to the ground, steps on your neck*

I said I want to end the night in a brawl fool, not start it that way. Now lick my fucking boots.

Indeed!

Then they freak out when they realize that they also swallowed part of their tooth.

Well, I never broke a tooth like that...

...but I did have a bad experience with a Flaming Doctor Pepper once...

*tries to forget again*

Dude!

As long as everyone is happy the night will go well.

*nods*

*builds robot to automatically provide people with their desired drinks in case I have to leave*

And here we are, sitting at the bar! Ain't life grand? Is that your hand on my thigh? Just don't bloody tickle me, and I'll let it remain attached to your wrist.

I kinda dig this NS pub deal. This shoulda happend a long time ago.

*sips*

Yeah, I used to do this actually with friends who were out of country...we'd get together on a local pub's site which hosted pubnights for ex-pats:) Although I'd actually be online AT a pub, which was nice...I miss the stale beer smell and the haze of smoke :D

That first Corona went fast. Time for another!

*grabs you by the throat, bends your left arm up behind you painfully, forcing you to the ground, steps on your neck*

I said I want to end the night in a brawl fool, not start it that way. Now lick my fucking boots.

(Announcer Voice):

Step right up folks, the fight you've all been waiting for; in this corner, the master of Spamster, the fighter with the lighter, the ultimate no-holds bar king of spam; Il Ruffino!

And in this corner; the one, the only, the notorious native ne'er-do-well... the sexpot, sinister lass formerly known as Sinuhue, the ultimate Neesika!

*crowd goes wild*

*Mikesburg goes for next pint*

I've been down the tooth-chipping road myself, of course.

Tongue stud.

Is that your hand on my thigh? Just don't bloody tickle me, and I'll let it remain attached to your wrist.

*looks at Neesika's thigh*

Um... yup. That's my hand. I'd have both of them there, but I need one to hold on to my drink.

*looks at Neesika's thigh*

Um... yup. That's my hand. I'd have both of them there, but I need one to hold on to my drink.

Well I certainly don't want you to stop drinking! You realise that at one point, I'm going to be sitting on your knee...

Okay Ruffy, that's enough, you can stop licking my boots now...go ahead and get yourself another drink!

I've been down the tooth-chipping road myself, of course.

Tongue stud.

Someone chipped your tooth with a tongue stud???

*dozes off in corner, sleepy from lurking around*

Who the hell is making out in the corner already?

*grabs you by the throat, bends your left arm up behind you painfully, forcing you to the ground, steps on your neck*

I said I want to end the night in a brawl fool, not start it that way. Now lick my fucking boots.

http://moddb.com/images/smilie/lick.gif

*dozes off in corner, sleepy from lurking around*

Don't lurk! Pull up a stool at the bar, and order a damn drink!

Well, in the past year I have developed a taste for absinthe... and being in the United States, it is far from cheap to ship over here.

Overated, too expensive, mouthwash. Ugh.

Okay Ruffy, that's enough, you can stop licking my boots now...go ahead and get yourself another drink!

*tries to get off of floor*

.. I.. can't move.

*cries*

*tries to get off of floor*

.. I.. can't move.

*cries*

*helps you up*
Save some of that aggression for closing time, will ya? Here, have a round on me.

No, not literally ON me, jesus christ boy, I'm not the hooter shooter girl! Want ANOTHER ass-whooping?

Go get a damn drink!

*is tired*

*sways*

Hey, can... I trouble someone... for a ride home?

*staggers into Neesika and Il Ruffino*

Well I certainly don't want you to stop drinking! You realise that at one point, I'm going to be sitting on your knee...

I've been hoping for that all night!

And seeing as I'll be going to bed anytime soon, I think I may have to coax you into that position sooner.

*brushes up against Neesika*

`nother pitcher here!

*is tired*

*sways*

Hey, can... I trouble someone... for a ride home?

*staggers into Neesika and Il Ruffino*

*helps you to a booth, and calls a cab*

No one drives home drunk here, okay? And please, for the love of god, don't puke on the floor.

*helps you up*
Save some of that aggression for closing time, will ya? Here, have a round on me.

No, not literally ON me, jesus christ boy, I'm not the hooter shooter girl! Want ANOTHER ass-whooping?

Go get a damn drink!

BODY SHOTS!

*pours tequila on Neesika*

http://www.justadventure.com/public_html/yabbfiles/Smilies/slurp.gif

Someone chipped your tooth with a tongue stud???Ummm... If by "someone" you mean "me."

Overated, too expensive, mouthwash. Ugh.
It is an acquired taste.

I've been hoping for that all night!

And seeing as I'll be going to bed anytime soon, I think I may have to coax you into that position sooner.

*brushes up against Neesika*

*enjoys the brushing*

I don't know though, I'm a good 135 lbs, not sure you can handle me on your knee :D

Don't lurk! Pull up a stool at the bar, and order a damn drink!

It'll make me even more sleepy...

Edit: *drinks, passes out in blissful (for now) sleep...*

Anybody here know how to mix drinks? I'm in the mood for a pina colada tonight. :D

*enjoys the brushing*

I don't know though, I'm a good 135 lbs, not sure you can handle me on your knee :D

135 lbs?

I've moved pianos for a living. I'm more than happy to handle you on my knee! (I'm more than happy to handle you anywhere quite frankly.)

*helps you to a booth, and calls a cab*

No one drives home drunk here, okay? And please, for the love of god, don't puke on the floor.

Well that would be the trouble of the cabbie. :D

*waves goodbye*

*collapses in heap in back of cab*

Did someone say drink?

BODY SHOTS!

*pours tequila on Neesika*



Oh that's it...I fricking HATE having liquor spilled on me, especially when I'm tyring to get me some nookie.

*grabs Ruffy by the hair and slams knee into his forehead, purposely trying to do him less damage than he deserves*

BEHAVE BITCH!

Did someone say drink?
Drink.

Ummm... If by "someone" you mean "me."

Well I was trying to figure that out, how you could chip your own tooth... but then again, having someone else do so seems just as improbable...you'll have to explain how that was possible! Am I missing something obvious?

135 lbs?

I've moved pianos for a living. I'm more than happy to handle you on my knee! (I'm more than happy to handle you anywhere quite frankly.)

*happily perches on your knee, and leans back against you*

You realise someone (probably Ruffy) is going to take pictures of this and blackmail us later, right?

Drink.

Drink... sorry, have to have a limit at some point.

Well I was trying to figure that out, how you could chip your own tooth... but then again, having someone else do so seems just as improbable...you'll have to explain how that was possible! Am I missing something obvious?
I guess so.

I have a tongue stud.

When they put them in, they use an especially long stud to allow for swelling. After a few weeks, you're supposed to replace it with a shorter one.

Before I could replace mine, I accidentally bit down on it.

*happily perches on your knee, and leans back against you*

You realise someone (probably Ruffy) is going to take pictures of this and blackmail us later, right?

Well, as long as he gets the 'really' good photos for posterity.

I'm going to have to start using a straw here. My hands are otherwise occupied...

Well I was trying to figure that out, how you could chip your own tooth... but then again, having someone else do so seems just as improbable...you'll have to explain how that was possible! Am I missing something obvious?

Did you ever rub your tongue against the back of your teeth?

Well try that with a piece of metal for a while.

*behaves*

I shall be outside for a little while. *waves*

*stumbles out doors*

Before I could replace mine, I accidentally bit down on it.

Ah. That too.

Before I could replace mine, I accidentally bit down on it.
Okay, that makes sense...for some reason I was picturing a tongue stud actually HITTING your tooth. And that left me wondering at the strength of a tongue that could manage such force...not to mention what said tongue was doing at the time.

Well, as long as he gets the 'really' good photos for posterity.

I'm going to have to start using a straw here. My hands are otherwise occupied...

Don't worry, I'll hold the drink to your lips, you just keep those hands moving :D Oh, and a little nibble on the ear would be good...

I shall be outside for a little while. *waves*

*stumbles out doors*

Do you smoke? Damn, I always want to smoke when I drink. Ever try bidis? There are these wonderful vanilla bidis/beedis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beedi) that I just can't resist...but then again, I hate smoking...damn it...

Mike, keep me occupied!

Reading this thread, I've realized that my knowledge of alcohol is about equivalent to my knowledge of professional sports.

Oh, well. There's always lemonade.

Don't worry, I'll hold the drink to your lips, you just keep those hands moving :D Oh, and a little nibble on the ear would be good...

You're so accomodating!

*accomodates back*

Although, I think it's time for another drink. I'm liking the Keith's.

*goes back to nibbling on Neesika*

Reading this thread, I've realized that my knowledge of alcohol is about equivalent to my knowledge of professional sports.

Oh, well. There's always lemonade.

*spikes Soheran's lemonade*

Reading this thread, I've realized that my knowledge of alcohol is about equivalent to my knowledge of professional sports.

Oh, well. There's always lemonade.

Damn, we haven't even really discussed alcohol!

Here, try a Mike's Hard Lemonade (http://www.mikeshardlemonade.com/#page=home.asp) :D

Damn, we haven't even really discussed alcohol!

Here, try a Mike's Hard Lemonade (http://www.mikeshardlemonade.com/#page=home.asp) :D

All good things start with Mike. ;)

You're so accomodating!

*accomodates back*

Although, I think it's time for another drink. I'm liking the Keith's.

*goes back to nibbling on Neesika*

Mmmm...now's a great time to start biting my neck!

*moves off knee and into lap*

Mmmm...now's a great time to start biting my neck!

*moves off knee and into lap*

*slides Neesika into lap*

Well, this has been a long time coming. :)

*nibbles on Neesika's neck*

*leans into and gently bites Neesika's lip*

That's it, my pants are coming off.

This always seems to happen when I drink.

*slides Neesika into lap*

Well, this has been a long time coming. :)

*nibbles on Neesika's neck*

*leans into and gently bites Neesika's lip*

Good goddamn, I'm going to have to back off before I get into some trouble here! Is that Ruffy, snapping pics through the window, the bastard?

*bites back*

Um...right, backing off.

That's it, my pants are coming off.

This always seems to happen when I drink.

Hahahaha, clearly you're not the only one :D

Do you at least do a dance? Plenty of space on the bar for your rendition of Coyote Ugly!

*spikes Soheran's lemonade*

Ooh, I don't think the consequences of that would be pretty.

Damn, we haven't even really discussed alcohol!

Yeah, and the moment people mention someone less famous than Michael Jordan, I'm lost as far as professional sports go, too.

And I'll pass, pathetic little fun-hating person that I am. :)

Do you smoke? Damn, I always want to smoke when I drink. Ever try bidis? There are these wonderful vanilla bidis/beedis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beedi) that I just can't resist...but then again, I hate smoking...damn it...

Smoking and drinking may be a bad choice health wise, but there's nothing better than a cigarette or 12 when drunk. I get those cravings too, and I do act on them, but it sucks the next day when your throat's raw and you're hungover. *nods*

I've always wanted to try bidis! I never had the chance to try them yet, though.. :(

And yes, I was smoking. The cigarette tasted like unhealthy mint chocolate goodness.

Yeah, and the moment people mention someone less famous than Michael Jordan, I'm lost as far as professional sports go, too.

And I'll pass on the alcohol, pathetic little fun-hating person that I am. :)

Whatever, cheesy as it sounds, you don't need alcohol to have fun. No, no, you don't have to smoke a joint either.

You just have to do the chicken dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs).

Actually, in all seriousness, I could use some dancing...Mike...you're poking me in the back...

Good goddamn, I'm going to have to back off before I get into some trouble here! Is that Ruffy, snapping pics through the window, the bastard?

*bites back*

Um...right, backing off.

*sigh*

That's probably for the best. I'll have to thoroughly pleasure you some other time. Work in the morning and such.


....


*one last grope*

Actually, in all seriousness, I could use some dancing...

*replaces blues music with polka*

Whatever, cheesy as it sounds, you don't need alcohol to have fun. No, no, you don't have to smoke a joint either.

You just have to do the chicken dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs).

Actually, in all seriousness, I could use some dancing...Mike...you're poking me in the back...

It's a good thing I'm going home. Dancing and photographers lead to incriminating photos of me.

Some other time darlin'

(And I'm not even remotely sorry for the poke! *Pokes harder*)

*sigh*

That's probably for the best. I'll have to thoroughly pleasure you some other time. Work in the morning and such.


....


*one last grope*

Yeah, I need to go to sleep too, thanks for the gropes, it's been a slice:)

(And I'm not even remotely sorry for the poke! *Pokes harder*)

Stop that, or I'm not going to leave!

Do you at least do a dance? Plenty of space on the bar for your rendition of Coyote Ugly!I don't dance. But I'm told I do have a charming way of getting people around me to take their pants off, too.

Then if I get really, REALLY drunk, I'm liable to shake someone's dick as a challenge to up the ante.

Of course, the last time that happened everyone got arrested. But what a night!

Stop that, or I'm not going to leave!

Terribly difficult aint' it? I'd love to take you home with me, but unless you like making breakfast in about... four hours, you're probably better off enjoying the rest of the evening.

I'll happily content myself with visions of Neesika in my head.

Terribly difficult aint' it? I'd love to take you home with me, but unless you like making breakfast in about... four hours, you're probably better off enjoying the rest of the evening.

I'll happily content myself with visions of Neesika in my head.

No way in hell am I getting up in four hours, so I guess I'll have to sleep alone tonight :) Drink water!

Just remember, those images are copyrighted. I expect a cheque to be dropped in the mail in the morning :D

I don't dance. But I'm told I do have a charming way of getting people around me to take their pants off, too.

Then if I get really, REALLY drunk, I'm liable to shake someone's dick as a challenge to up the ante. That's the weirdest damn challenge I've ever heard of. Challenge to do what, exactly? :D

Of course, the last time that happened everyone got arrested. But what a night!
Dick shaking and a night in the slammer...w00T!

You're my kind of people!
Fuck, I'll need to stay sober enough to get us out of jail, won't I? Grrrrr.

*enters room*

*takes about four shots of vodka to catch up*

*enters room*

*takes about four shots of vodka to catch up*

You might actually need about four more.

*passes over some China Whites*

I'll have a Blue Moon and some deep fried artichoke hearts. *sits, grins and winks at cute guy across the room.*

That's the weirdest damn challenge I've ever heard of. Challenge to do what, exactly? :D"I shook your dick."

"Yeah? I'll shake your dick, too."

"Now we're shaking each other's dicks."

"Yeah. You wanna throw bottles off the roof?"

"Hell yeah."

... Ah, good times. There were two naked women on the roof that night as well. Much sex and bottle throwing ensued.

Cut to sirens.


Dick shaking and a night in the slammer...w00T!

You're my kind of people!
Fuck, I'll need to stay sober enough to get us out of jail, won't I? Grrrrr.Actually, it kind of worked the other way around.

I was so fucked up, all I remember is tramping around a holding cell while they fingerprinted the girls, my fists clenched tight behind my back in handcuffs, ranting that if they wanted my fingerprints they'd have to break my fucking wrists and spouting semi-coherent anarchist rhetoric all the while.

They never did print me. In fact, they took us home that night... They settled for an explanation as to how the hell we climbed up there, so they could prevent it from happening again.

:D

I always laugh at the fact that the formal name for the bottle-throwing charge was "projection of missiles."

Gimme 'nother 100 beers.

Hahahahhahaaa, that's fantastic:)

I love the sound of breaking glass. It's gotten me into a lot of trouble.

But I never mixed sex AND breaking glass...it was usually one, then the other.

I feel like I've missed out on something really profound :D

But the mutual dick-shaking?

That's an image to trump all images!

I should go out to a real pub, but they all close in 4 minutes.

*A horse walks into a bar*

Gimme 'nother 100 beers.
What did you do with the first 100? Gave them to hobos?

Hahahahhahaaa, that's fantastic:)

I love the sound of breaking glass. It's gotten me into a lot of trouble.

But I never mixed sex AND breaking glass...it was usually one, then the other.

I feel like I've missed out on something really profound :DTruly.

The only more sublime feeling is the one you have the next morning when you hear that the residents of the neighboring women's dorm--which is two floors taller than the one on which your shenanigans took place--pulled up chairs to watch the whole thing.

Seriously, the only thing better than having sex and breaking glass is knowing that you had an audience while you did so. ;)

But the mutual dick-shaking?

That's an image to trump all images!Yep. That's what a 5-liter jug of wine and two six-packs of hard cider will do to you... especially when you don't realize that the girls have only been drinking half as much as the boys.

:D

It must have been quite a spectacle.

At the time I had blue and yellow hair... and the yellow part glowed in the dark!!

You might actually need about four more.

*passes over some China Whites*
Heroin, or Bailies and Vodka?

Heroin, or Bailies and Vodka?

Hahhaah, neither...it's Bailey's and Creme de Cacao, with a dash of cinnamon.

The heroin pub is down the street.

G'night folks!

Seriously, the only thing better than having sex and breaking glass is knowing that you had an audience while you did so. ;)



You've become my hero.

Hahhaah, neither...it's Bailey's and Creme de Cacao, with a dash of cinnamon.
I thought that they had Vodka in them too.

What did you do with the first 100? Gave them to hobos?

Drank them. Duh.

Drank them. Duh.

Good man. *gives beer*

give me a bottle of wild turkey

I've only gotten as far as tipsy.

Being tipsy kicks ass, though.

The only problem getting drunk is that some of the best nights of my life... I'll never remember.

It's a good thing everyone has a camera phone these days, or I'd be screwed when it comes time to write my autobiography!

Fortunately, between what would be very embarrassing photos (if I had the least bit of shame) and the later proof of text-messages reading, "Holy shit! You'll never believe what Elric's doing now!" ... I think I'll be just fine.

Of course, one of my best friends insists that he should publish the story of my life as a series of fictional vignettes, because no one would believe it as non-fiction. We'll see. ;)

.... But on that note, I've decided that I can no longer determine whether I am more drunk or high, and that seems like an appropriate point at which to call it a night.

After maybe one more hit.

Ciao!

Does this place have kareoke?

The only problem getting drunk is that some of the best nights of my life... I'll never remember.

It's a good thing everyone has a camera phone these days, or I'd be screwed when it comes time to write my autobiography!

Fortunately, between what would be very embarrassing photos (if I had the least bit of shame) and the later proof of text-messages reading, "Holy shit! You'll never believe what Elric's doing now!" ... I think I'll be just fine.

Of course, one of my best friends insists that he should publish the story of my life as a series of fictional vignettes, because no one would believe it as non-fiction. We'll see. ;)

.... But on that note, I've decided that I can no longer determine whether I am more drunk or high, and that seems like an appropriate point at which to call it a night.

After maybe one more hit.

Ciao!
I've only forgotten once.

I've only forgotten once.Then I guess you have some catching up to do.

Of course, it's a very fine line between forgetfulness and an ambulance ride, so do be careful. ;)

Cool, I've just come home from a rugby match, am slightly pissed on Heiny's, but Coronas sound even better.

Does this place have kareoke?

i hope not

Posting on NS instead of out at a pub (or possibly just back from one)? Well so what! We can have our own pub night, right here!

I'm set, nachos and Corona!
*Remembers the Black Dragon, such a fine pub.*
*Wipes tear from eye*
Carona aye?
Ah the Mexican germs.:)

Bah! Drink real beer. Like Hobgoblin.;)

Bah! Drink real beer. Like Hobgoblin.;)
And the great Canadian brew, Moosehead.:)

*Walks into a bar*

Ow!!!

Leffe Blonde please. Had a few of them last night and goddamn if I don't love this beer

*settles in with a Coca-Cola and shares round hand-dipped dark chocolate covered strawberries*

*Enters Pub* I've had a long day at work. Give us a Heineken barkepp. Anyway we should have a naming competition for this place...NS Pub seems too normal

*drinks 100 beers in celebration of 10,000 posts*


WHOOOO!!!!!!!!
Congrats! :fluffle:

Tequila please.

Two shots and one Tequila Sunrise :)
All good things start with Mike. ;)
Everybody wanna be like Mike :D
What did you do with the first 100? Gave them to hobos?
Hobos have to drink too!

I'll have a bottle of water please, bartender.

I hate pubs, bars, clubs.

Always full of dicks.Gay bars tend to be that way. ;)

I've been down the tooth-chipping road myself, of course.

Tongue stud.Tongue stud? That's my nickname too!

Pub eh?
Funderful.

Pub eh?
Funderful.

Flabbergastic :D

Flabbergastic :D

It's boring at the moment and not giving me an excuse to avoid heading to bed.

You people need to work harder.

It's boring at the moment and not giving me an excuse to avoid heading to bed.

You people need to work harder.
If you wait a little while, the strippers will be here. Male strippers, but you might swing that way...;)

If you wait a little while, the strippers will be here. Male strippers, but you might swing that way...;)

I'm not nearly drunk enough to enjoy male strippers. How much vodka will I need before I can mistake them for female strippers?

If you wait a little while, the strippers will be here. Male strippers, but you might swing that way...;)

More than likely i'll be swinging face first towards the floor before that happens...

shoot the bar staff wheres my drink i ask for

*chugs 3 beers and does 3 shots to kick off the day*

I'm not nearly drunk enough to enjoy male strippers. How much vodka will I need before I can mistake them for female strippers?
More than the bar has, sadly.

More than likely i'll be swinging face first towards the floor before that happens...
I'm sure we can get photos of you and the strippers in...uh...compromising positions.

I'm sure we can get photos of you and the strippers in...uh...compromising positions.

Blackmail only works when the subject has something to lose. :p

[Drags self in from the pub]

...Ugh. I went to recover money I'm owed and ended up taking the guy's shift, instead. Why? Why must I leave money issues until after I've been to the Vineyard?

Because I'm not broke until I've been there, I suppose.

Mh.

Note aside: I now hate the AFL.

Now, what's going on here?

Oh, I don't care, I'm going to look for 4am beer and see if the cricket's started.

Also to shower off whatever I'm covered in.

More than the bar has, sadly.

Curses. Will I at least be able to mistake them for manatees?

Curses. Will I at least be able to mistake them for manatees?

You'll mistake them for kangaroos!

that be very painfull

He'll enjoy it

You'll mistake them for kangaroos!

that be very painfull

It's boring at the moment and not giving me an excuse to avoid heading to bed.

You people need to work harder.

And that is my fault?? :eek:

I work hard all day and night Well, not really work seeing as it's the weekend and all, and I'm generally lazy, but that's besides the point!, I slave for your amusement and your amusement only, and this (http://www.cupel.com/copyright/gold_ingots.jpg) is all I get? No respect :( I've done my best, just ask Mr. Rodgers

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Drunkrogers.png

And that is my fault?? :eek:

I work hard all day and night Well, not really work seeing as it's the weekend and all, and I'm generally lazy, but that's besides the point!, I slave for your amusement and your amusement only, and this (http://www.cupel.com/copyright/gold_ingots.jpg) is all I get? No respect :( I've done my best, just ask Mr. Rodgers

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Drunkrogers.png

You can do better.

I expect entertainment when I wake in the morn; off with you now, pleb.

;)

He'll enjoy it

we can make people pay to watch it

we can make people pay to watch it

Yeah! And then we'll record it and sell tapes and DVDs!

You'll mistake them for kangaroos!

Even better!

*Wakes up. Lifts head from bar. Glares blearily around. Growls "shut up" orders another Blue Moon and deep fried artichoke hearts. Lowers head to bar. Falls asleep.*

You can do better.

I expect entertainment when I wake in the morn; off with you now, pleb.

;)

what are you talking about it is morning for you or have you not gone to bed yet

what are you talking about it is morning for you or have you not gone to bed yet

The latter.

The latter.

same

You can do better.

I expect entertainment when I wake in the morn; off with you now, pleb.

;)

What are you doing, you're not a priest :eek:

*Lays plans for the flaming chainsaw-juggling act to be preformed in the morning*

*Drinks tequila*

ãi papapichu!

What are you doing, you're not a priest :eek:

*Lays plans for the flaming chainsaw-juggling act to be preformed in the morning*

*Drinks tequila*

ãi papapichu!

just keep those chainsaws away from me

Posting on NS instead of out at a pub (or possibly just back from one)? Well so what! We can have our own pub night, right here!

I'm set, nachos and Corona!

awesome, and perfect timing for me too now i'm back on the booze. w00t! not had a drink yet though, may well do later.

Pubs ftw! *downs a mug of fine root beer*

Congrats! :fluffle:

Thank you!


I asked around and it seems the only thing I missed was some groping between Mikesburg and Neesika. I suppose I'll just have to harass some people to get a play by play. ;)

Thank you!


I asked around and it seems the only thing I missed was some groping between Mikesburg and Neesika. I suppose I'll just have to harass some people to get a play by play. ;)

It never happened.

*shifty eyes*

*Licks*




http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic012.gif

It never happened.

*shifty eyes*

We will have to see what happens tonight then. If there is a repeat performance...

*awaits with great expectations*

*charges in panicked, practically falling into a seat*

"Barkeep! Double voddy and soda." Leans over to nearest person with eyes wide open, whispering, "Watch out. This is bat country."

*charges in panicked, practically falling into a seat*

"Barkeep! Double voddy and soda." Leans over to nearest person with eyes wide open, whispering, "Watch out. This is bat country."

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit.

*Downs another shot of tequila*

*charges in panicked, practically falling into a seat*

"Barkeep! Double voddy and soda." Leans over to nearest person with eyes wide open, whispering, "Watch out. This is bat country."

*turns and gives surprised look*

Bats?

*looks up at ceiling nervously*

*takes drugs*

"where's the voddy and soda?"

*Yawns and drinks some Cherry Coke, because that's the sort of thing he does*

*orders a lager*

*settles in with a Coca-Cola and shares round hand-dipped dark chocolate covered strawberries*

May I? Thank you.

*takes one, and feeds it to Neesika*

*turns and gives surprised look*

Bats?

*looks up at ceiling nervously*
*Suddenly buys Utracia a beer*

...like a bat! :eek:

*receives voddy and soda*

"The forces of darkness tell me I should be writing a paper of some sort."

*runs from demons of responsibility*

May I? Thank you.

*takes one, and feeds it to Neesika*

What...am I the pub slut now or something?

What...am I the pub slut now or something?

Nah you're a woman. Deal with it. :p

What...am I the pub slut now or something?

Have you actually had to put out yet?

*Licks*<Wipes off face.> What was that for?

What...am I the pub slut now or something?

*raises an eyebrow questioningly*

Just being friendly...

What...am I the pub slut now or something?

I'd buy you one but you'd have to do the work of bringing it up to your mouth. You have two hands don't you? :p

Nah you're a woman. Deal with it. :p

Don't make me make you my bitch.

I've already got Ruffy stuck to my boots.

Have you actually had to put out yet?

I don't have to do any such thing. Neither does a pubslut.

*raises an eyebrow questioningly*

Just being friendly...

Generally one asks before putting something in another person's mouth...

I don't have to do any such thing. Neither does a pubslut.

I'm ignorant about pubsluts, being not able to drink in this silly country. Even though I can die for it!

Generally one asks before putting something in another person's mouth...

I didn't. Put something in your mouth, that is. Sorry that was poorly phrased, but I thought that was obvious.

Especially coming from me. I don't treat people like "sluts", and I'd thank you not to make insulting assumptions.

Don't make me make you my bitch.

I've already got Ruffy stuck to my boots.

Kinky...

I'm ignorant about pubsluts, being not able to drink in this silly country. Even though I can die for it!

You are missing a glorious part of life young one or you may be older than me as I could legally drink from the age of 18.

Generally one asks before putting something in another person's mouth...Really?

Is it strange that I've had the opposite experience? People BEG me to put something in their mouths.

*walks carefully into pub*


We will have to see what happens tonight then. If there is a repeat performance...

*awaits with great expectations*

Geez. Nobody have anything better to do around here than watch someone else's antics? Get your own show!

What...am I the pub slut now or something?

I know. Clearly I'm the pub slut.


Okay. I left my car keys here somewhere. I'm thinking one of the sober types, possibly Soheran, took them to keep my from driving home. (Before I spiked his drink of course.)

It was a long and slightly groggy walk to work this morning. Mikey needs keys.

*waits expectantly.*

I'm ignorant about pubsluts, being not able to drink in this silly country. Even though I can die for it!Good call!!

I hereby petition the government to redress this incredible injustice!!

If kids can't drink at 18, they shouldn't fight either. No one in the military until 21!!!

It was a long and slightly groggy walk to work this morning. Mikey needs keys.

*waits expectantly.**grins devilishly*

What are you willing to do for them?

*grins devilishly*

What are you willing to do for them?

*sigh*

I knew coming back to this pub so soon was a mistake.

...


Let's hear it ya sonofabitch.

*glares*

*sigh*

I knew coming back to this pub so soon was a mistake.

...


Let's hear it ya sonofabitch.

*glares*While you're waiting, you might wanna have some vodka. It'll help pass the time, and make you more amenable to whatever it is that AnarchyEl wants you to do.

I didn't. Put something in your mouth, that is. Sorry that was poorly phrased, but I thought that was obvious. Feeding someone generally implies they are eating it, and:

Especially coming from me. I don't treat people like "sluts", and I'd thank you not to make insulting assumptions. I'm joking dear, sorry if that didn't come across. Peace?

*walks carefully into pub*




Geez. Nobody have anything better to do around here than watch someone else's antics? Get your own show!

Sorry, my skills in that area are nonexistent. Even with brainless, sleazy, drunken women. Besides, getting that little cheap thrill from watching requires less effort. :p

Really?

Is it strange that I've had the opposite experience? People BEG me to put something in their mouths.

Hahahhaa, well, consent is implied by begging, and that's really what it boils down to, doesn't it?

*sigh*

I knew coming back to this pub so soon was a mistake.



Yes, I really should be studying instead of hanging around this dive! *drinks water*

Sorry, my skills in that area are nonexistent. Even with brainless, sleazy, drunken women. Besides, getting that little cheap thrill from watching requires less effort. :p

I don't recall any brainless women from last night. I wouldn't use the word sleazy either. I prefer the term 'engaging'.

And I was in no shape to gauge my own drunkeness, let alone someone else's.

Well, I guess I can't stop someone from enjoying intarweb flirtation vicariously.

I don't recall any brainless women from last night. I wouldn't use the word sleazy either. I prefer the term 'engaging'.


*purrs* Mmm, stroke my ego a little more, will ya?

Let's hear it ya sonofabitch.

*glares*Hmmm... It may take me some time to decide, so have yourself a drink in the meanwhile. In fact, have this one...

*slides an unidentifiable concoction in Mikesburg's direction*

Feeding someone generally implies they are eating it, and:


Yes, that was poor phrasing on my part. Sorry for that. I just get a little angry when it seems someone is making such assumptions about me. But I should have been clearer.


I'm joking dear, sorry if that didn't come across. Peace?

Yes, that's ok. My ability to distinguish humour gets muddled in this forum.

You can still have the strawberry if you want. It's just an offer. ;)

Peace.

Hahahhaa, well, consent is implied by begging, and that's really what it boils down to, doesn't it?Hmmm...

I'm inclined to say that consent is a rather muddy concept when a person closes her eyes, opens her mouth, and the operative word is "something."

Just when they think they've accounted for everything I might do, I manage to find a way to surprise them. ;)

When a woman is expecting something... "obscene"... and instead she gets a mouthful of hot sauce, does she consent? I don't know, but either way it makes the sadist in me very, very happy.

But don't worry, she got me back... she managed to keep a little in there until she licked my ass. And you think a burning tongue is bad!!

Ah, true romance... :D

<Wipes off face.> What was that for?
It seemed like the best idea at the time ;)

>.>
*purrs* Mmm, stroke my ego a little more, will ya?
*Strokes*

It seemed like the best idea at the time ;)

>.>Fair enough. <Licks back.>

While you're waiting, you might wanna have some vodka. It'll help pass the time, and make you more amenable to whatever it is that AnarchyEl wants you to do.

Hmmm... It may take me some time to decide, so have yourself a drink in the meanwhile. In fact, have this one...

*slides an unidentifiable concoction in Mikesburg's direction*

I should probably be disturbed that there are so many guys suddenly offering me drinks.

*looks at AnarchyeL's concoction suspisciously*

I'm going to regret this.... *gulps*

Yes, I really should be studying instead of hanging around this dive! *drinks water*

You are far wiser than I.

*purrs* Mmm, stroke my ego a little more, will ya?

Well, we'll start with the ego, and leave the rest alone for a while. Too many prying eyes.

*coughs*

What the hell was in that drink?

\

When a woman is expecting something... "obscene"... and instead she gets a mouthful of hot sauce, does she consent? I don't know, but either way it makes the sadist in me very, very happy.

But don't worry, she got me back... she managed to keep a little in there until she licked my ass. And you think a burning tongue is bad!!

Ah, true romance... :D
Ok now I REALLY like you!

What the hell was in that drink?It's something I like to call the Dark Leprechaun.

There is a grander story behind Darky and his derivation from his older, sweeter cousin, the ever-popular Horny Leprechaun.

But, perhaps we lack the time. You should know what's in there before the hallucinations begin.

1 part peach schnapps.
1 part melon liquor.
1 part vodka.
3 parts pineapple juice, opened and left out overnight.

... and 1 part tincture of Salvia divinorum.

Enjoy the next dimension. You should be there.... right, about.... NOW.

I should probably be disturbed that there are so many guys suddenly offering me drinks.Oh, there's nothing to worry about. <Gets out rubber gloves.>

*purrs* Mmm, stroke my ego a little more, will ya?

Want us to pull our punches, eh? Well, if it makes you feel good...

You are refined, so refined, the most lovely drunk I've ever seen....

Want us to pull our punches, eh? Well, if it makes you feel good...

You are refined, so refined, the most lovely drunk I've ever seen....

What part of me quoting Mike don't you understand when I'm asking for a stroking? SHEESH! It was INNUENDO PEOPLE!

It's something I like to call the Dark Leprechaun.

There is a grander story behind Darky and his derivation from his older, sweeter cousin, the ever-popular Horny Leprechaun.

But, perhaps we lack the time. You should know what's in there before the hallucinations begin.

1 part peach schnapps.
1 part melon liquor.
1 part vodka.
3 parts pineapple juice, opened and left out overnight.

... and 1 part tincture of Salvia divinorum.

Enjoy the next dimension. You should be there.... right, about.... NOW.

Halluci-what?!

See, this is why I usually stick to beer.












When did Jello get curly ram horns and little goat's feet? And was Utracia always a bearded midget in a toga?

*looks desperately for car keys*

What part of me quoting Mike don't you understand when I'm asking for a stroking? SHEESH! It was INNUENDO PEOPLE!

Some cues are terribly obvious. (And the obvious ones are also terribly appreciated.)



*takes another sip of 'Dark Leprechaun'*

Is it kinda warm in here, or is it just me? And why is that satyr approaching me with white gloves?

I'm a little concerned... I'm thinking I should stay a little closer to the Succubus at the bar.

I'm a little concerned... I'm thinking I should stay a little closer to the Succubus at the bar.

Wanna sit in my lap this time?

Anybody have any recomandations for sweet and tasty vodka-based drinks?

*Orders a raspberry mojito*

Fair enough. <Licks back.>

Oh my! The cheek!:eek:

hallucinogen?

*opens mescaline vodka*

Ok now I REALLY like you!*eyebrow* Oh really...?

*briefly pictures Neesika with a bike chain tightly wrapped around her neck*

... Nah, too much trouble...

*suddenly shoves a large pickle into Neesika's mouth, holds it there until she chews*

I know you didn't ask for that, but you sooooo looked like you wanted it. ;)

Wanna sit in my lap this time?

That seems a much better alternative than the circus sideshow in the rest of the pub. A much, much better alternative.

*piles on top of Neesika*

This seems kinda familiar. Only in a mirror universe, Spock has a goatee kinda way.

Shouldn't you have a uniform baring your midriff or something?

*Inspects Neesika carefully*

What part of me quoting Mike don't you understand when I'm asking for a stroking? SHEESH! It was INNUENDO PEOPLE!

*strokes Neesika*

*takes another sip of 'Dark Leprechaun'*

Is it kinda warm in here, or is it just me? And why is that satyr approaching me with white gloves?

I'm a little concerned... I'm thinking I should stay a little closer to the Succubus at the bar.Man, I can see you.

You are in the temple with me.

*looks around*

The rest of you don't exist. You don't fucking exist at all. Except for Neesika... I'm not sure about her yet.

*eyebrow* Oh really...?

*briefly pictures Neesika with a bike chain tightly wrapped around her neck* Not sure it will fit over my slave collar actually.



*suddenly shoves a large pickle into Neesika's mouth, holds it there until she chews*

I know you didn't ask for that, but you sooooo looked like you wanted it. ;)Hahahha...I think I have to get permission for that sort of thing you know...

*strokes Neesika*

*breaks your fingers*

*breaks your fingers*

My fingers don't break, they reassemble. :)

What part of me quoting Mike don't you understand when I'm asking for a stroking? SHEESH! It was INNUENDO PEOPLE!

*hides in corner*

Oh my! The cheek!:eek:I did lick your cheek...Oh...you mean the other cheek.

Not sure it will fit over my slave collar actually.Hmm, I see how it is.

Hahahha...I think I have to get permission for that sort of thing you know...Are you sure I don't get to fight a battle to the death over you?

I can hear the fight music now... Oh wait, still the Salvia. Hang on, it doesn't last long... If I could just reach that curtain of time thing, I'd be home free.