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That seems a much better alternative than the circus sideshow in the rest of the pub. A much, much better alternative.

*piles on top of Neesika*



I hate to complain, but I think you're actually bit big to sit in my lap for too long...switch?

Were you blind in a previous life? You seem to be inspecting with your hands...

What part of me quoting Mike don't you understand when I'm asking for a stroking? SHEESH! It was INNUENDO PEOPLE!
To quote myself:
Innuendo? On an internet forum? :eek: Heaven forbid!

Hmm, I see how it is. Didn't realise how many fellow freaks were hanging around NS!

I hate to complain, but I think you're actually bit big to sit in my lap for too long...switch?

Were you blind in a previous life? You seem to be inspecting with your hands...

*rolls Neesika over*

Ah, that feels right!

That drink Anarch gave me is making my vision a little blurry... Uhm, I uh.. I'm looking for braille tatoos...

I hate to complain, but I think you're actually bit big to sit in my lap for too long...switch?

Were you blind in a previous life? You seem to be inspecting with your hands...HAND POLICE!!

*handcuffs Mike to a chair*

Well, he's taken care of... Neesika, do whatever you want to him. ;)

HAND POLICE!!

*handcuffs Mike to a chair*

Well, he's taken care of... Neesika, do whatever you want to him. ;)

Awww, I think the positions actually need to be switched...

HAND POLICE!!

*handcuffs Mike to a chair*

Well, he's taken care of... Neesika, do whatever you want to him. ;)

I... Hey.. What!?

Dude, you were in the temple with me!

I... Hey.. What!?

Dude, you were in the temple with me!

Now he's going to put hot sauce in your mouth and make you lick his ass.





Oh wait, it's not April Fool's yet in Canada, Anarch...

My fingers don't break, they reassemble. :)

You should join me in hiding in a corner.

*makes self look even smaller*

HAND POLICE!!

*handcuffs Mike to a chair*

Well, he's taken care of... Neesika, do whatever you want to him. ;)Er...is that chair secured to the floor?

Well I've actually got to be getting home folks...enjoy the evening...maybe I'll stop by later:) Maybe someone should let Mike out of the handcuffs for now?

Now he's going to put hot sauce in your mouth and make you lick his ass.

The things we have to do for our car keys...


I think I liked it better when I had my fingers exploring Neesika and not cuffed to the bar stool.

I'm sure the bearded midget has a set of lockpicks somewhere...

Awww, I think the positions actually need to be switched...Well, give him a little tease first for my entertainment.

When he's good and excited... MY TURN.

Then we'll cuff you to the bar, hands and feet, and play drinking games on your face.

You should join me in hiding in a corner.

*makes self look even smaller*

I'm flattered and all but I don't swing that way. :p

Well I've actually got to be getting home folks...enjoy the evening...maybe I'll stop by later:)

Hopefully I'll be freed from the madhouse soon.


*watches Neesika walk away...*

I... Hey.. What!?

Dude, you were in the temple with me!Yes, but then I traversed the moonbeam path of time and had a vision of Neesika being spanked by a face-painted gorilla.

I forgot all about the temple.

Yes, but then I traversed the moonbeam path of time and had a vision of Neesika being spanked by a face-painted gorilla.

I forgot all about the temple.

Yeah. That sounds like a hell of a lot more fun.

Wait a minute? Who ya calling a gorilla?

The things we have to do for our car keys...Oh, you wanted your car keys?

All I have are the keys to these handcuffs. I just assumed they were yours.

*unlocks Mike*

Oh, you wanted your car keys?

All I have are the keys to these handcuffs. I just assumed they were yours.

*unlocks Mike*

Much better.


Still no keys. I think I'll have to saunter past the satyr, bearded midget and moonbeam strider over towards the pub gates. Maybe I can hail a chariot.

I'm scared to ponder if this is how the First International Global NS Meet will be like! :eek:

Much better.


Still no keys. I think I'll have to saunter past the satyr, bearded midget and moonbeam strider over towards the pub gates. Maybe I can hail a chariot.

*Plows through pub wall in Cuda*

"Need a lift?"

I'm scared to ponder if this is how the First International Global NS Meet will be like! :eek:Scared because you weren't being handcuffed and felt left out or scared that with all of these lushes, we'll run out of booze?

I'm flattered and all but I don't swing that way. :p

Hey man, just trying to help you. You could risk some more damaged body parts if you want, makes life more interesting I suppose. :)

Hey man, just trying to help you. You could risk some more damaged body parts if you want, makes life more interesting I suppose. :)

Variety is the spice of life.

*Plows through pub wall in Cuda*

"Need a lift?"

Dude. Part II was just a big mistake.

Get me outta here!

...guys?

I NEED AN ADULT.

...guys?

I NEED AN ADULT.

You've clearly come to the wrong thread.


Possibly the wrong forum.

Dude. Part II was just a big mistake.

Get me outta here!

you like Mexico? (pronouncing Mexico "May-hee-co")

*lays down rubber*
*downs bottle of no doz and glass of tequila*

...guys?

I NEED AN ADULT.

Man are you in the wrong pace kiddo. Now cover your eyes and ignore those guys in the corner doing stuff to each other.

I'm scared to ponder if this is how the First International Global NS Meet will be like! :eek:Sex-ay. http://i.imdb.com/Photos/CMSIcons/emoticons/basic2/yes.gif

I'm scared to ponder if this is how the First International Global NS Meet will be like! :eek:

Hmm, not much "scary" about it.

*Calmly sips (new, unspiked) lemonade, and reads a book.*

you like Mexico? (pronouncing Mexico "May-hee-co")

*lays down rubber*
*downs bottle of no doz and glass of tequila*

*dons sombrero*

The corona are just as mexican down there.

*exits pub*

Man are you in the wrong pace kiddo. Now cover your eyes and ignore those guys in the corner doing stuff to each other.

And what is this a reference to? :p

Scared because you weren't being handcuffed and felt left out or scared that with all of these lushes, we'll run out of booze?

Nonono... You got me all wrong!

Imagine what the bar bill will be like!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked032.gif

Imagine what the bar bill will be like!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked032.gif

The last time, Vetalia and I were drafted into paying for it.

Counterfeiting that much money caused severe inflation.

*stumbles back into bar*

Hey, uh, guys? I misplaced Mikesburg and my cuda...

The last time, Vetalia and I were drafted into paying for it.

Counterfeiting that much money caused severe inflation.Wait, I thought Vetalia was the Economics wiz - couldn't he have come up with something inflationproof?

Wait, I thought Vetalia was the Economics wiz - couldn't he have come up with something inflationproof?

I don't think he ever knew.

Naturally, Neo Kervoskia did not actually tell us that we were footing the bill.

I don't think he ever knew.

Naturally, Neo Kervoskia did not actually tell us that we were footing the bill.

But regardless, what you are saying is that we essentially drink for free and all the damage the bar suffers will be covered? :)

Barkeep! Champagne for everyone! Dom Pérignon '98 will do nicely ;)

And hand me something breakable while you're at it!

But regardless, what you are saying is that we essentially drink for free and all the damage the bar suffers will be covered? :)

No, I don't want to fuck up the economy again.

Make someone else suffer your negative externalities.

No, I don't want to fuck up the economy again.

Make someone else suffer your negative externalities.
To foreign hospitals!

*Gets inebriated*

*re-enters pub, shivering*

It can't decide if it's winter or spring out there. *dusts snowflakes off shoulders and peers around*

Hey, where the heck did Mike go? Anarch, you better not have left him for dead in the storage room...

To foreign hospitals!

Why? Do they have money and/or alcohol there? :confused:

*Orders a white russian*

*Orders a white russian*

Racist!

*laughs*

It's still too early for drinking, can I get a coffee? On second thought, the coffee's probably terrible here...I'm going to run next door and get a Timmy's...I'll bring some Timbits back with me.

Oh, that reminds me, I had a Sour Rhubarb Fizz tonight. I didn't even know that some brilliant person had made rhubarb flavoured alcohol but they now have my undying love. :)

Oh, that reminds me, I had a Sour Rhubarb Fizz tonight. I didn't even know that some brilliant person had made rhubarb flavoured alcohol but they now have my undying love. :)

I thought you'd like chocolate booze (http://www.bottlewatch.com/uploaded_images/godiva-chocolate-liqueur-mini-sampler-728389.jpg) more?

i have drunk my drink, and it was a good mix: cava, beer, brandy and red wine. only really missed the gin but i was feeling a bit grotty when that was on offer so i just had water (:eek:). so what's the craik? any brawls gone on while i was tanking up?

i think i'll get that gin while i'm here. a large one with two wedges of lime and just a dash of tonic will do nicely, barkeep. and make sure you've got some rum for later ;)

I thought you'd like chocolate booze (http://www.bottlewatch.com/uploaded_images/godiva-chocolate-liqueur-mini-sampler-728389.jpg) more?
I'm nothing if not versatile.

*bursts back in with two boxes of Timbits (http://www.timhortons.com/en/menu/menu_donuts.html) and a large Tim's coffee*

Hey bitches! Isn't it open mic tonight? *eyeballs the patrons*

So who's going to sing first? *takes a seat at the bar, and passes the Timbits around*

Oh, that reminds me, I had a Sour Rhubarb Fizz tonight. I didn't even know that some brilliant person had made rhubarb flavoured alcohol but they now have my undying love. :)

Mmmmm, rhubarb is divine....my granny makes a fantastic rhubarb wine. Wonder if I could sneak some of that in here...

Racist!

*laughs*

Well I figured I'd let the black russians run free in the wild... I thought that was the politically correct thing to do :)

Als, I drink White Russian because that's the drink of the sophisticated man *nods*

Like this guy:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g126/konagod/20.jpg

I am less than sober and enjoying another drink.

Pub's are good.

How is everyone?

I'm nothing if not versatile.

Flexible some might say.

Like this guy:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g126/konagod/20.jpg

Frick you're RIGHT! No one is more sophisticated than the Big L!

I'm nothing if not versatile.
I like you. Send me alcohol.

Also, do you like Godiva chocolates? I can't think of anything to send you for Easter..

.. did you ever get my Valentine's Day gift?
*bursts back in with two boxes of Timbits (http://www.timhortons.com/en/menu/menu_donuts.html) and a large Tim's coffee*

Hey bitches! Isn't it open mic tonight? *eyeballs the patrons*

So who's going to sing first? *takes a seat at the bar, and passes the Timbits around*

*hordes Timbits*

I was on a bit of a chocolate rush yesterday, and whilst at the mall I bought anything Godiva had to offer (that I could afford, that is..) so I bought their Crème Brûlée coffee. So.. yeah.. *drinks his fancy coffee*

I'll sing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka5AiPBC87c

I am less than sober and enjoying another drink.

Pub's are good.

How is everyone?

Hey you! *pulls up a chair beside*

Did you know there are a LOT of freaks running around NSG? You should've seen the crazy shit AnarcheyL was admitting to being into.

So what's new? I'm avoiding studying :D Timbit?

I'll sing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka5AiPBC87c
Hahahaha, well, you can't hold a tune but you sure put on a good show! MORE, MORE! *looks around for flowers or rotten tomatoes to throw, but just finds some BBQ peanuts*

I had some right-proper IPA while watching OSU whup Georgetown, but the damnable smoking really got to my head, so I'm popping Excedrin to get rid of that and get back out.

Mmmmm, rhubarb is divine....my granny makes a fantastic rhubarb wine. Wonder if I could sneak some of that in here...Better wonder if you could sneak some of that over to me!

I like you. Send me alcohol. Nah.

Also, do you like Godiva chocolates? I can't think of anything to send you for Easter..Don't send me anything for Easter! I still haven't sent off the thing in reciprocation for the thing you sent me aeons ago!

.. did you ever get my Valentine's Day gift?:eek: :( No.

Nah.
Yes. :(
Don't send me anything for Easter! I still haven't sent off the thing in reciprocation for the thing you sent me aeons ago!
But I already bought the damn card! :mad:

Tell me, do you like Godiva or not?!
:eek: :( No.

I hope I didn't send anything expensive..

*forgets what he sent*

*occupies corner booth, nurses gin, watches, waits*

I am less than sober and enjoying another drink.

Pub's are good.

How is everyone?
We're all flexible, it seems- *Nods*
Frick you're RIGHT! No one is more sophisticated than the Big L!
True words. He's the guy that introduced me to White Russians in the first place. I owe him so much :) :D

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Hey you! *pulls up a chair beside*

Did you know there are a LOT of freaks running around NSG? You should've seen the crazy shit AnarcheyL was admitting to being into.

So what's new? I'm avoiding studying :D Timbit?

Hey Sin :)

I knew there were a lot of freaks about NSG (most of us included :D ), what was AnarcheyL doing?

What's new? Not a lot. I'm living now between my parents house and a good friend's (who knows and is incredibe about it) house. I'm living when I'm at my friend's house, and getting by when I'm at my parents (a small minority of the time...maybe 5%). I'm sure you can work out what i'm meaning :)

How's your brother these days? Or should I be calling him your sister?

Avoiding studying? Sounds like me for the last 21 years :D

*looks around*

Is that Ruffy I see?! This place will be trashed in no time I tell you!

*walks in front door wearing sombrero and poncho*

Hey kids!

*sees timbits on the table*

Oh, a taste of home!

*tears off poncho and throws sombrero into the air*

Mikey needs Timbits. And a large regular coffee. Something to kill the aftertaste of AnarcheL's concoction. It's good to be back on the Canadian side of the NS Pub!

Hey Sin :)

I knew there were a lot of freaks about NSG (most of us included :D ), what was AnarcheyL doing? Seems he's a right sadist that one...

What's new? Not a lot. I'm living now between my parents house and a good friend's (who knows and is incredibe about it) house. I'm living when I'm at my friend's house, and getting by when I'm at my parents (a small minority of the time...maybe 5%). I'm sure you can work out what i'm meaning :)

How's your brother these days? Or should I be calling him your sister? Yup, she's going as my sister these days, but tha's touch and go...she's got one job that's fine with it, and another that's not, so it's Monday, Wednesdays and Thursdays dressing how she wants to, and Tuesdays and Saturdays sticking to the dress code. But she isn't letting it get her down...she found an apartment she can afford, and in Edmonton, that's no little feat!

Avoiding studying? Sounds like me for the last 21 years :D
Tell me about it. This is how I got through my last degree, but I'm not sure it'll wash this time...

*shrugs, sips coffee*

But I already bought the damn card! :mad:

Tell me, do you like Godiva or not?!
Honey, is it chocolate?

Then I'll like it.*


*Disclaimer: The above does not hold true if product in question is of Hershey's origin.

Mikey needs Timbits. And a large regular coffee. Something to kill the aftertaste of AnarcheL's concoction. It's good to be back on the Canadian side of the NS Pub!
The coffee here is shit...I had to run next door for my Timmy's. But help yourself to the Timbits if you can pry that second box from Ruffy's little fingers...the bastard thinks we can't see him hiding under the table stuffing his face.

I hear you had quite the adventure south of south of the border...pull up a stool and tell us about it:)

Hey...is that a real poncho, or is that a Sear's poncho? (bonus for the person who gets the reference)

Honey, is it chocolate?

Then I'll like it.*


*Disclaimer: The above does not hold true if product in question is of Hershey's origin.

I wonder if you'd like Gertrude Hawk..

I wonder if you'd like Gertrude Hawk..
Is it chocolate?

Then I'll like it.*



*Disclaimer: You don't really think I'm going to type it out again?

Seems he's a right sadist that one...

Yes, but you could do more to actually tell meeeee!

What did he say? You've got me intrigued...
Yup, she's going as my sister these days, but tha's touch and go...she's got one job that's fine with it, and another that's not, so it's Monday, Wednesdays and Thursdays dressing how she wants to, and Tuesdays and Saturdays sticking to the dress code. But she isn't letting it get her down...she found an apartment she can afford, and in Edmonton, that's no little feat!

That's awesome news :)

Sounds like she's in the same sort of stage as me..workig into the transition. I'm really pleased for her; tell her some random bint on NS said she's really pleased for her :p

Tell me about it. This is how I got through my last degree, but I'm not sure it'll wash this time...

*shrugs, sips coffee*

Yeah, I'm getting worried. I've always been able to pass exams without work. Hell, I very easily passed two exams last time round (in my final year which count towards my degree) based on what I could remember from GCSE/A level (3-5 years ago). Exams have never been a probem for me, especially without revision. It's always been going to class and doing coursework which has been difficult for me. I haven't been to a single class this semester.

*sips beer*

Is it chocolate?

Then I'll like it.*



*Disclaimer: You don't really think I'm going to type it out again?

You're annoying me now.

*makes jello shots for everyone*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/CeilingKat2.jpg



...but first, another drink.

*mixes Pina Coladas... and likes walks in the rain...*

The coffee here is shit...I had to run next door for my Timmy's. But help yourself to the Timbits if you can pry that second box from Ruffy's little fingers...the bastard thinks we can't see him hiding under the table stuffing his face.

I hear you had quite the adventure south of south of the border...pull up a stool and tell us about it:)

Hey...is that a real poncho, or is that a Sear's poncho? (bonus for the person who gets the reference)

*glares at Ruffy*

Where you hidin' Canada's treasures buddy?

*pulls up stool*

Ah, Mexico. Well... about that. I drank Anarche's concoction, stole someone's ride and ended up in a Taco Bell. I ran around screaming 'who want's the Big Fill Combo!' and eventually got kicked out. I managed to escape with a few Chilitos and fries Supreme, but didn't feel right without the whole ensemble.

So I raced my stolen ride (I think it was a Cuda?) over to Sears to pick up a poncho.

Then I realized I didn't have any mexican beer, so I came back here.

Where the hell are all the mexicans?

And where's my Timbits!

*makes jello shots for everyone*

That takes on a whole new meaning if Jello Biafra's in the room.

*scans for Jello*

You're annoying me now.

*makes jello shots for everyone*

http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif

*glares at Ruffy*

Where you hidin' Canada's treasures buddy?

They're mine!

I'd go to the Timmy Ho's located in my state, but it's on the other damn side!

*goes further back to be less obvious*

Mikesburg! Where's the damn cuda?

They're mine!

I'd go to the Timmy Ho's located in my state, but it's on the other damn side!

*goes further back to be less obvious*

Ah, poor unfortunate Americans and their Tim Horton's deprived lives. We've got Michigan well hooked. It's only a matter of time until they join Confederation.

They have a secret special Canadian ingredient in them that keeps you coming back for more. :)

That takes on a whole new meaning if Jello Biafra's in the room.

*scans for Jello*
I feel dirty now.
http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dgfhfdghjkuhgfdsfghjgfdsfghjgfdancingemote.gif

OMG! Kat! Get out of the rain and ban her for harassing me. :mad:

Mikesburg! Where's the damn cuda?

Uhm...

Taco Bell?

Sears?






Impounded?

Hey, look over there! Ruffy's taking all the Timbits!

Yes, but you could do more to actually tell meeeee!

What did he say? You've got me intrigued...
Well, there was this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12496509&postcount=227), and this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12496645&postcount=241), and some interesting stories about dick shaking, sex on rooftops (with witnesses) complimented by tossing bottles off said roof. All quite a glimpse into his lifestyle I never would have guessed at!


That's awesome news :)

Sounds like she's in the same sort of stage as me..workig into the transition. I'm really pleased for her; tell her some random bint on NS said she's really pleased for her :p Oh I will, and I think she'll be tickled...I've actually mentioned you and Jordi to her:)



Yeah, I'm getting worried. I've always been able to pass exams without work. Hell, I very easily passed two exams last time round (in my final year which count towards my degree) based on what I could remember from GCSE/A level (3-5 years ago). Exams have never been a probem for me, especially without revision. It's always been going to class and doing coursework which has been difficult for me. I haven't been to a single class this semester. Yeah, I've totally slacked off this semester. Ugh. Ah well, somehow, I'll study up a storm at the last minute and scrape through...I did it for midterms and kicked ass so...*wishes stress would listen to reason and FUCK OFF*

Hey, look over there! Ruffy's taking all the Timbits!


*Doesn't know what timbits are*
*Looks anyway*
*loses interest and starts drinking heavily*

That takes on a whole new meaning if Jello Biafra's in the room.

*scans for Jello*

:eek:

I doubt he'd object though...

Ah, poor unfortunate Americans and their Tim Horton's deprived lives. We've got Michigan well hooked. It's only a matter of time until they join Confederation.

They have a secret special Canadian ingredient in them that keeps you coming back for more. :)

We're driving out Starbucks by the droves with the coffee alone...say goodbye to your Krispy Kremes and your Dunking Dipshits folks, Timmy's taking over!!!!

We're driving out Starbucks by the droves with the coffee alone...say goodbye to your Krispy Kremes and your Dunking Dipshits folks, Timmy's taking over!!!!

I'm not a fan of Krispy Kremes, so go ahead and kill them.

But leave my Starbucks* and Dunking Donuts alone!

*Unless Timmy has awesome espresso, and awesome soft pretzles.

We're driving out Starbucks by the droves with the coffee alone...say goodbye to your Krispy Kremes and your Dunking Dipshits folks, Timmy's taking over!!!!

take starbucks and krispy kremes, but leave Dunkin' Donuts. A lot of meals in my childhood came from there.

We're driving out Starbucks by the droves with the coffee alone...say goodbye to your Krispy Kremes and your Dunking Dipshits folks, Timmy's taking over!!!!

Now, if only you could go down there, and order a 'regular' coffee without getting it 'black'. You can give them Canada's greatest cultural contribution (next to hockey?), and they still can't do it quite right.

Speaking of not doing coffee right, this jet fuel I'm drinking is disgusting.

*grabs Corona + slice of lime*

Well, there was this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12496509&postcount=227), and this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12496645&postcount=241), and some interesting stories about dick shaking, sex on rooftops (with witnesses) complimented by tossing bottles off said roof. All quite a glimpse into his lifestyle I never would have guessed at!

That all sounds a little....bizzare?

Oh I will, and I think she'll be tickled...I've actually mentioned you and Jordi to her:)

Yeah? That's cool :) What all did you say?

Yeah, I've totally slacked off this semester. Ugh. Ah well, somehow, I'll study up a storm at the last minute and scrape through...I did it for midterms and kicked ass so...*wishes stress would listen to reason and FUCK OFF*

I'm hoping to repeat the year. If I could I'd repeat the whole degree, but that's not going to happen. I think (and I know that it must seem that I always come back to it, but it really is that...domineering(?) in my life that it matters/controls everything I do) my 'problem' is basically what holds me back; I basically would lie with a duvet over my had all dayif I could, and that doesn't make for passing a degree.

It's dead annoying; I love learning. I could sit and read for the rest of my life. I just can't get motivated for anything in my future; and that includes the rest of my degree. Example; my dissertation (a comparison of the domestic and international responses to the closure of the First Duma and the Constituent Assembly in Russia (of 1906 and 1918 respectively)) is due in 3 weeks this Monday and I haven't even started it. I just can't...

*grabs Corona + slice of lime*

*checks watch, and sighs*...nope, at least another hour before I get to start drinking.

*snuggles up close anyway*

You smell good...what the heck kind of cologne is that?

*checks watch, and sighs*...nope, at least another hour before I get to start drinking.

*snuggles up close anyway*

You smell good...what the heck kind of cologne is that?

*puts arm around Neesika*

Cologne? Nah, that's just soap. And possibly Canuck Pheromones. It's my mating season.

*checks watch, and sighs*...nope, at least another hour before I get to start drinking.

*snuggles up close anyway*

You smell good...what the heck kind of cologne is that?

*Staggers over to Neesika and Mikesburg*

Let's make this an orgy

*presses uncomfortably close*

*checks watch, and sighs*...nope, at least another hour before I get to start drinking.

Another hour?

What time is it there in Canadia?

*Staggers over to Neesika and Mikesburg*

Let's make this an orgy

*presses uncomfortably close*

The Wild Canuck in it's natural state is docile and friendly. During mating season however, it is wild and ornery.

*glares at Siap. Steam escapes from nostrils*

The Wild Canuck in it's natural state is docile and friendly. During mating season however, it is wild and ornery.

*glares at Siap. Steam escapes from nostrils*

*Aroused*

That all sounds a little....bizzare? It does, doesn't it? But sort of interesting in a wonderfully sick kind of way...



Yeah? That's cool :) What all did you say? Well Jordi had sent me a pic, and I shared it with my sis, and swapped a pic of her back the other way too. My sis had just gotten back from Scotland (quite loved it)....I mentioned that NSG was surprisingly TG friendly, and besides Jordi there was the elusive, insightful Nadkor :D You see, I was trying to get her hooked on NS too, misery loves company and all that. Plus she's all into computers, so 'internet friends' doesn't weird her out the way it does my Luddite folks/otherrelations.



I'm hoping to repeat the year. If I could I'd repeat the whole degree, but that's not going to happen. I think (and I know that it must seem that I always come back to it, but it really is that...domineering(?) in my life that it matters/controls everything I do) my 'problem' is basically what holds me back; I basically would lie with a duvet over my had all dayif I could, and that doesn't make for passing a degree.I don't know why I have this bloody block...first semester was okay, I really worked at it...but this semester it just seems less important. Than what? I don't frickin' know. I'm just not motivated to put in major effort...which usually works out fine anyway, but this degree is different enough that I'm not sure my regular MO is a good idea. Bah, we need a way to kick each other's butts into high gear.

*finishes coffee, checks clock again...still too early*

*puts arm around Neesika*

Cologne? Nah, that's just soap. And possibly Canuck Pheromones. It's my mating season.
Hahahaha, careful...best time for hunting! I'll have you stuffed and mounted on my wall...

*reconsiders*

Na, I think I like you all in one piece.

Damn, that Corona looks good. *licks lips*

*Staggers over to Neesika and Mikesburg*

Let's make this an orgy

*presses uncomfortably close*

I've kneed Ruffy in the face, and I've broken Londin's fingers...you really want a piece of me?

Another hour?

What time is it there in Canadia?

It's 8:23 pm, and the chillins don't go to bed until at least 9, possibly later...I'm a responsible mama, I hit the bottle when they've passed out :D

Hahahaha, careful...best time for hunting! I'll have you stuffed and mounted on my wall...

*reconsiders*

Na, I think I like you all in one piece.

Damn, that Corona looks good. *licks lips*

I agree. Best time for hunting. Although I prefer to do the stuffing and mounting.

*takes another swig of Corona*

It's about 10:30 pm on my side of the table. My side is open for business darlin'.

I agree. Best time for hunting. Although I prefer to do the stuffing and mounting.

*takes another swig of Corona*

It's about 10:30 pm on my side of the table. My side is open for business darlin'.

Well, I think I'll be drinking Bombay Sapphire and tonic in about 15 minutes. Then we can further discuss your methods of...stuffing and mounting:)

I've kneed Ruffy in the face, and I've broken Londin's fingers...you really want a piece of me?

A Siap, while generally excercising severe self-control, once aroused will not stop attempting to mate with the object of affection until it is:

a) killed (impossible)
b) distracted by a more attractive mate
c) offered a tribute consisting of at least 1/2 gram of cannabis

Well, I think I'll be drinking Bombay Sapphire and tonic in about 15 minutes. Then we can further discuss your methods of...stuffing and mounting:)

That's fair.

*keeps Neesika in crosshairs*

A Siap, while generally excercising severe self-control, once aroused will not stop attempting to mate with the object of affection until it is:

a) killed (impossible)
b) distracted by a more attractive mate
c) offered a tribute consisting of at least 1/2 gram of cannabis

*Offers Siap a bag of cannabis from a grow-house in Markham, Ont.*

There ya go! Sometimes Carrots really do work better than Sticks!

CANNABIS!

*cannabis dance*
*cannabis dance*
*cannabis dance*

*rolls*
*lights up*

*tokes*

*passes*

Whew, sorry about the wait...I decided to run home and have nice, hot bath. My hair's still a bit damp...did I miss anything?

Whew, sorry about the wait...I decided to run home and have nice, hot bath. My hair's still a bit damp...did I miss anything?

Just Siap tokin' to unconsciousness and some serious JoltLag.

*looks Neesika up and down*

The wet look is good on you...

Just Siap tokin' to unconsciousness and some serious JoltLag.

*looks Neesika up and down*

The wet look is good on you...

*grins from ear to ear*
Damn it, I didn't just show up in my towel, did I?

*Sits down and orders nachos.*

I think I'm going to need some energy in a bit.

CANNABIS!

*cannabis dance*
*cannabis dance*
*cannabis dance*

*rolls*
*lights up*

*tokes*

*passes*

Well now that Jolt is actually working (FOR FUCK SAKE!), I'll have a puff of that!

Well now that Jolt is actually working (FOR FUCK SAKE!), I'll have a puff of that!

Yeah what the hell, Jolt is killing our pub!

*grins from ear to ear*
Damn it, I didn't just show up in my towel, did I?

*Sits down and orders nachos.*

I think I'm going to need some energy in a bit.

*blinks*

Are you wrapped up in my Sears poncho?

-finally finishes reading all 9 pages-

Wow, that took a while.

Jolt only crashes because we accept it as an inevitability...

*passes to Ruffy*

AUGH!!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN HANG OUT IN A FUCKING BAR?!!!! I MEAN REALLY!

Like what?

AUGH!!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN HANG OUT IN A FUCKING BAR?!!!! I MEAN REALLY!

*sits down as has nothing else to do*

AUGH!!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN HANG OUT IN A FUCKING BAR?!!!! I MEAN REALLY!

*sits down as has nothing else to do*

The best advice I ever received is to start drinking heavily.

*pours a drink*

*blinks*

Are you wrapped up in my Sears poncho?

Actually this towel is a bit cold and damp, I think I will exchange it for the poncho.

*does a quick change*

Hey...how do I look in this sombrero?

Jolt only crashes because we accept it as an inevitability...

*passes to Ruffy*

*puffs*

Far out, man.

Actually this towel is a bit cold and damp, I think I will exchange it for the poncho.

*does a quick change*

Hey...how do I look in this sombrero?

The sombrero is much better on you than it is on me. The giant hat protects the sun from your hotness.

Argh. This joltlag is agravating. I can't dally in the NS Pub all night either. I have to get up early again; this time for a bloody union meeting. I wouldn't normally go, except it's a strike vote. :(

*leans into Neesika*

I gotta get a little bit of what I got last night before I leave. (If jolt will let me...)

Actually this towel is a bit cold and damp, I think I will exchange it for the poncho.

*does a quick change*

Hey...how do I look in this sombrero?

Better than I look in Erastide's polka dot dress. :(

Like what?

I don't know, play with your kids, helping to save the whales... I got nothing.

The best advice I ever received is to start drinking heavily.

*pours a drink*

I suppose I could try anything at the moment.

*accepts drink*

*drinks some vodka right out of the bottle*

I got nothing.

Thought so.

Why else would you be wasting your time on NSG?

*puffs*

Far out, man.

*retrieves spliff*

*hits it*

Maraque, trade spliff for bottle...

The sombrero is much better on you than it is on me. The giant hat protects the sun from your hotness.

Argh. This joltlag is agravating. I can't dally in the NS Pub all night either. I have to get up early again; this time for a bloody union meeting. I wouldn't normally go, except it's a strike vote. :(

*leans into Neesika*

I gotta get a little bit of what I got last night before I leave. (If jolt will let me...)

Jolt is pissing me off, I keep have to switch to Jolt3. Strike vote? What union are you in (just general, don't have to reveal the local). Oooh, I love a union man by the way!

Is this lap taken?

*wraps arms around you and nibbles on your lower lip*

Thought so.

Why else would you be wasting your time on NSG?

I have no life? What else?

*drinks another imaginary beer*

*drinks some vodka right out of the bottle*

I can't touch vodka ever since I got so drunk I nearly died...

I can't touch vodka ever since I got so drunk I nearly died...

Oh, Vetalia!

I was going to ask you: did you ever notice Neo Kervoskia's gem of a thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=509683)?

I can't touch vodka ever since I got so drunk I nearly died...

I did the same thing with the captain.

And jaeger.

And Tequila.







shit. Does this make me stupid?

Better than I look in Erastide's polka dot dress. :(

Oh come on now, baby blue is quite flattering on you!

I thought you were going to do another song for us?

I can't touch vodka ever since I got so drunk I nearly died...I nearly died from alcohol twice. Both times vodka. I still drink it, excessively. So much that I start to typehs tlume thius wyhen ipvm totalotuy drunk.

Jolt is pissing me off, I keep have to switch to Jolt3. Strike vote? What union are you in (just general, don't have to reveal the local). Oooh, I love a union man by the way!

Is this lap taken?

*wraps arms around you and nibbles on your lower lip*

*happily welcomes Neesika into lap*

Teamsters honey. I actually prefer being on the management side, but after leaving the company and coming back after three years, they wouldn't just let me back into my old job. They worked out some other shady deal with me though. So I'm union, with a little more money than other union folks in the same department.

It's a silly company.

*bites your upper lip just slightly*

I can moonlight if we do end up on strike, (and I'm pretty sure we will) but It's not really where I want to be. So tomorrow I get the lowdown on the timeframe, where we can picket, and what we can expect. It'll be the company's first strike if it happens. We're right next to the GO station as well (GTA's primary transit system) and we're a shipping company.

It's going to be interesting...

*slides hands slowly up inside your poncho*

I nearly died from alcohol twice. Both times vodka. I still drink it, excessively. So much that I start to typehs tlume thius wyhen ipvm totalotuy drunk.

Yeah, now I just drink a massive amount of beer. Same effect, better taste IMO.

I did the same thing with the captain.

And jaeger.

And Tequila.







shit. Does this make me stupid?

No. It makes you experienced.

No. It makes you experienced.

*tokes with relief*

I nearly died from alcohol twice. Both times vodka. I still drink it, excessively. So much that I start to typehs tlume thius wyhen ipvm totalotuy drunk.

Ugh, vodka. My last really bad experience with vodka was waaaaaay back, back about 11 years, when I was still in highschool. I went to a huge bush party, and ate about three grams of mushrooms. Stupidly, (as always happens with mushrooms) I thought they were duds because it was taking so long to kick in, so I also dropped a bit of acid. Then, I figured drinking Troika was an okay idea...sure, you can remove paint with that third rate vodka, but hey!

And then the mushrooms hit me.

And then the acid hit me.

And then the vodka hit me

I ended up doing the funky chicken on the ground. Nice seizure.

Sure, wasn't really the fault of the vodka...but I could never get that taste out of my mouth...

Yeah, now I just drink a massive amount of beer. Same effect, better taste IMO.

I'm still recovering from some nasty after-effects of consuming too much Miller High Life.

I generally fair best with voddy.

Ugh, vodka. My last really bad experience with vodka was waaaaaay back, back about 11 years, when I was still in highschool. I went to a huge bush party, and ate about three grams of mushrooms. Stupidly, (as always happens with mushrooms) I thought they were duds because it was taking so long to kick in, so I also dropped a bit of acid. Then, I figured drinking Troika was an okay idea...sure, you can remove paint with that third rate vodka, but hey!

And then the mushrooms hit me.

And then the acid hit me.

And then the vodka hit me

I ended up doing the funky chicken on the ground. Nice seizure.

Sure, wasn't really the fault of the vodka...but I could never get that taste out of my mouth...

Holy Hannah! That's quite the hangover!

Ugh, vodka. My last really bad experience with vodka was waaaaaay back, back about 11 years, when I was still in highschool. I went to a huge bush party, and ate about three grams of mushrooms. Stupidly, (as always happens with mushrooms) I thought they were duds because it was taking so long to kick in, so I also dropped a bit of acid. Then, I figured drinking Troika was an okay idea...sure, you can remove paint with that third rate vodka, but hey!

And then the mushrooms hit me.

And then the acid hit me.

And then the vodka hit me

I ended up doing the funky chicken on the ground. Nice seizure.

Sure, wasn't really the fault of the vodka...but I could never get that taste out of my mouth...Damn girl.

*happily welcomes Neesika into lap*

Teamsters honey. I actually prefer being on the management side, but after leaving the company and coming back after three years, they wouldn't just let me back into my old job. They worked out some other shady deal with me though. So I'm union, with a little more money than other union folks in the same department. Hmmm, the words 'shady' and 'teamsters' and 'management' in the same paragraph...you know where Hoffa is buried, don't you!


It's a silly company.

*bites your upper lip just slightly*

I can moonlight if we do end up on strike, (and I'm pretty sure we will) but It's not really where I want to be. So tomorrow I get the lowdown on the timeframe, where we can picket, and what we can expect. It'll be the company's first strike if it happens. We're right next to the GO station as well (GTA's primary transit system) and we're a shipping company.

It's going to be interesting...

*slides hands slowly up inside your poncho*
*wraps poncho a bit tighter on the sides so that hand isn't visible*

Turn away Ruffy, goddamnit it!

I'm still recovering from some nasty after-effects of consuming too much Miller High Life.

I generally fair best with voddy.

That might explain it...

Shroomz?

I want to try them..

Turn away Ruffy, goddamnit it!

And miss the free porn? Hell no.

Shroomz?

I want to try them..

*pulls out shroomz*

I've never tried shroomz either. Though I did try this: glory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2C-E)

Shroomz?

I want to try them..

Just remember. They're hardly ever duds. And half an hour is not long enough to wait for them to kick in. Especially for your first time, give yourself an hour and a half. You might think it's a good idea to eat some more at that point, but it's the devil telling you bad things, I swear. Don't do it. Because about ten minutes after you eat the second batch, the first one will kick in and you'll get so high you'll start to get scared...and then you'll remember that you ate more, and the top of your head might actually blow off when you realise you're not coming down for a good 8 hours.

That might explain it...

It was a fraternity party and I was commiserating with a close friend over lost love...

And miss the free porn? Hell no.

I'll make you stand in the corner with your nose against the wall, and my foot up your ass...

*pulls out shroomz*

I've never tried shroomz either. Though I did try this: glory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2C-E)

I've been told I could get them quite easily by a friend, so I'm thinking about it..

Hows that 2C-E?

Hmmm, the words 'shady' and 'teamsters' and 'management' in the same paragraph...you know where Hoffa is buried, don't you!
Check your TGs.

*wraps poncho a bit tighter on the sides so that hand isn't visible*

Turn away Ruffy, goddamnit it!

Hoffa's buried under a giant pile of Union dues. It's what he always wanted.

Hmm. I'm going to have to pull you a little closer here. Now that your poncho's constricting, I'm going to need a little more 'wiggle room'.

Just remember. They're hardly ever duds. And half an hour is not long enough to wait for them to kick in. Especially for your first time, give yourself an hour and a half. You might think it's a good idea to eat some more at that point, but it's the devil telling you bad things, I swear. Don't do it. Because about ten minutes after you eat the second batch, the first one will kick in and you'll get so high you'll start to get scared...and then you'll remember that you ate more, and the top of your head might actually blow off when you realise you're not coming down for a good 8 hours.

I've heard if you drink OJ they kick in faster? Eat more? I wouldn't do that. Bad highs aren't fun, and I'd like to keep my experiences with them non-existant. *nods*

I'll make you stand in the corner with your nose against the wall, and my foot up your ass...

*turns away*

I've been told I could get them quite easily by a friend, so I'm thinking about it..

Hows that 2C-E?

2c-e was amazing. A bit like the first couple pages of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

It came in and out for a while, colors were beautiful. Very evocative, emotionally. After smoking several buds of weed later, I felt perfectly normal, then I got the feeling you get when your on a roller coaster, when the chain is pulling you up before a major drop and then it hit me. Lights, patterns, bats, and the letter V was everywhere.

It took me out for quite a while, though.

Shroomz?

I want to try them..

Tsk. If I wuz anywhere nearby, I'd give you the mushroom cap sitting next to my monitor.

Hoffa's buried under a giant pile of Union dues. It's what he always wanted.

Hmm. I'm going to have to pull you a little closer here. Now that your poncho's constricting, I'm going to need a little more 'wiggle room'.

*hears 'wiggle' and does so...wraps her arms around your neck and grazes the back of your neck with her nails*

Like that?

I've heard if you drink OJ they kick in faster? Eat more? I wouldn't do that. Bad highs aren't fun, and I'd like to keep my experiences with them non-existant. *nods*

OJ. Heh. Back in the day, they used to try telling people on bad trips that OJ'd help you come down. It's BS, of course... just something you tell people to try getting 'em to calm down... but I find it highly amusing to see that ol' chestnut mutated into this iteration.

No, they won't kick in faster, Ruff.

2c-e was amazing. A bit like the first couple pages of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

It came in and out for a while, colors were beautiful. Very evocative, emotionally. After smoking several buds of weed later, I felt perfectly normal, then I got the feeling you get when your on a roller coaster, when the chain is pulling you up before a major drop and then it hit me. Lights, patterns, bats, and the letter V was everywhere.

It took me out for quite a while, though.
I wonder where I could get me some of that..
Tsk. If I wuz anywhere nearby, I'd give you the mushroom cap sitting next to my monitor.

If I ever move to Canada, can I live with you?

*hears 'wiggle' and does so...wraps her arms around your neck and grazes the back of your neck with her nails*

Like that?

*low growl*

Yeah... like that...

*lightly brushes tongue on your neck*

You're making it very difficult to go home...

I've heard if you drink OJ they kick in faster? Eat more? No, we tried it all, nothing really worked...and almost every time we'd convince ourselves that batch was a dud, and take some more...it became sort of a bad joke for being too impatient...thinking something that was working was actually broken.

"Frick, is the heater in this car ever going to kick in?"
"No, must be a dud. Better eat another."
*stupid laughter*


I wouldn't do that. Bad highs aren't fun, and I'd like to keep my experiences with them non-existant. *nods*

Yeah...there was always a bit of panic when you realised nothing was going to get you straight but time...

But then your pupils dialate and everthing is niiiiice...

Oh, um, er, right...Only Losers Do Drugs.TM

Oh, and barkeep? I'll have a whiskey sour, please. A double.

It was a fraternity party and I was commiserating with a close friend over lost love...

That would explain it.

OJ. Heh. Back in the day, they used to try telling people on bad trips that OJ'd help you come down. It's BS, of course... just something you tell people to try getting 'em to calm down... but I find it highly amusing to see that ol' chestnut mutated into this iteration.

No, they won't kick in faster, Ruff.

Bah. I feel like a n00b now.. :(

So yes, no OJ, no seconds.

How many do you eat?

Oh, and barkeep? I'll have a whiskey sour, please. A double.

Ooh! Nice choice!

*low growl*

Yeah... like that...

*lightly brushes tongue on your neck*

You're making it very difficult to go home...
That's the point though, isn't it?
But really...strike vote...you should stop these shenanigans and get some rest :D

I wonder where I could get me some of that..


I know someone who used to make it in his basement.

That's the point though, isn't it? Did you check your TGs evil man?
But really...strike vote...you should stop these shenanigans and get some rest :D

*sigh*

I can't believe I'm saying this, but please, Neesika, could you please get off my lap and quit gyrating against me? I have to go now.

Bah. I feel like a n00b now.. :(

So yes, no OJ, no seconds.

How many do you eat?

First time? 1/2 g. 1 max. And first couple times it takes a lot longer to kick in than it does for the ones who are used to it. You'll think it's not working, because it creeps up slow. But check your eyes in the mirror. Once your iris disappears, you're high, whether you convince yourself that you aren't or not.

Bah. I feel like a n00b now.. :(

So yes, no OJ, no seconds.

How many do you eat?

I'd stop at one cap. It's a little unpredictable, see - I've used them off and on for years and years, and even I managed to mess myself up this past New Year's Eve. It's not the mushrooms themselves that effect you, it's the mould that grows on them. The more of that you consume, the higher you'll go. So if you think of all the available surface area of a mushroom cap, with all those delicate little folds underneath, you can see it'd be hard to gauge how potent a cap might be.

*sigh*

I can't believe I'm saying this, but please, Neesika, could you please get off my lap and quit gyrating against me? I have to go now.

Hehehehehe, gyrating? Oh THAT wasn't gyrating, believe me!

*slowly collects her limbs and slides off your lap, and onto an empty barstool*

Have a good night! Thanks for the titillating conversation :D

I have to go now.

*throws a set of keys*

I have a spare cuda around back. Godspeed.

And I have some molotov cocktails in the trunk.

Go fight the power.

I'd stop at one cap. It's a little unpredictable, see - I've used them off and on for years and years, and even I managed to mess myself up this past New Year's Eve. It's not the mushrooms themselves that effect you, it's the mould that grows on them. The more of that you consume, the higher you'll go. So if you think of all the available surface area of a mushroom cap, with all those delicate little folds underneath, you can see it'd be hard to gauge how potent a cap might be.

To me, they always tasted like slightly stale ice cream cones (obviously with no ice cream in them). Actually, sometimes we'd eat them in ice-cream:D Never liked tea..the taste lingered too much.

It's been years, but I'm thinking of indulging for the Roger Waters concert.

Hehehehehe, gyrating? Oh THAT wasn't gyrating, believe me!

*slowly collects her limbs and slides off your lap, and onto an empty barstool*

Have a good night! Thanks for the titillating conversation :D

Always a pleasure! ;)

So long folks!

*grabs a whiskey sour for the road ... okay, the stumble home*

Oh, and Ruffy - this is important, now - don't even think of taking any if you aren't rock-solidly in a good headspace to begin with, promise? Psychotropic drug experiences are only ever as good as the vibe you bring along with you. Other than that, have yourself a blast, m'man.

Always a pleasure! ;)

So long folks!

*grabs a whiskey sour for the road ... okay, the stumble home*

Night, Mike.

Oh, and Ruffy - this is important, now - don't even think of taking any if you aren't rock-solidly in a good headspace to begin with, promise? Psychotropic drug experiences are only ever as good as the vibe you bring along with you. Other than that, have yourself a blast, m'man.

Sage advice.

Plan a little, controlled adventure if being stuck tripping in your room is too much (and it probably will be). But don't go somewhere you might be arrested.

My old trippin' coach always taught me to have someone who was not on stuff present. ('trip sitter')

Shroomz?

I want to try them..

As much as I enjoy causing you suffering, Ruffy, don't try them. I could tell you plenty of stories, but none of them are fit for this forum. If you don't just want to take my word, I'd be more than happy to chat with you off-forum.

As much as I enjoy causing you suffering, Ruffy, don't try them. I could tell you plenty of stories, but none of them are fit for this forum. If you don't just want to take my word, I'd be more than happy to chat with you off-forum.

It's situationally dependent.

I'm sure you have horror stories of bad trips.

Well, I have ten years of not a single bad experience, aside from the one I mentioned which was a result of me being a total piggy...not a bad trip myself, not anyone I know. On acid? Yes. On other things? Yes. But not on mushrooms.

Sheesh, this pub is just getting all illicit, isn't it?

Back to the legal poisons! Bombay Sapphire and tonic please, with a dash of lime!

To me, they always tasted like slightly stale ice cream cones (obviously with no ice cream in them). Actually, sometimes we'd eat them in ice-cream:D Never liked tea..the taste lingered too much.

It's been years, but I'm thinking of indulging for the Roger Waters concert.

Heh... I'll tell you what positively kicked ass, Neese... On one occasion, long long ago, I happened to have the right things kicking around to do this:

I peeled a paper-thin piece of particularly mouldy mushroom cap off, and cut that into several smaller flakes - and then melted a tiny dollop of Afghani hash oil onto each one. I then sandwiched the dollop of oil between the shroomflake and a flattened, tiny blob of Lebanese blond hash.

I then used an acetylene torch and a pair of camping knives to smoke the lil' sandwiches in one quick go, and - whoah. The first thing to impact upon me was the hash oil, which went from head to toe and back around for more in what seemed like a split-second; then came the headier, creeping rush of the Lebanese hash - but in just a few minutes, came the onset of a very subdued and luxurious mushroom trip. It only lasted about four hours, but it was quite memorable.

It's situationally dependent.

I'm sure you have horror stories of bad trips.

Well, I have ten years of not a single bad experience, aside from the one I mentioned which was a result of me being a total piggy...not a bad trip myself, not anyone I know. On acid? Yes. On other things? Yes. But not on mushrooms.

Sheesh, this pub is just getting all illicit, isn't it?

Back to the legal poisons! Bombay Sapphire and tonic please, with a dash of lime!

I've never had a single bad experience, but I've been experimenting for about two years. A friend of mine was fiddling with acid and he got it in his eye. He told me he was tripping out of that eye for the rest of the evening.

*puts out spliff, mixes 7&7s*

Sheesh, this pub is just getting all illicit, isn't it?

Back to the legal poisons! Bombay Sapphire and tonic please, with a dash of lime!

Aww, go on, it's just old stories from the trenches...

*sips whiskey sour*

(So does that mean you won't share this joint with me, Neese?)

*pouts*

Aww, go on, it's just old stories from the trenches...

*sips whiskey sour*

(So does that mean you won't share this joint with me, Neese?)

*pouts*

*cough*

always willing to toke

*cough cough*

*sparks up fatty cone and puffs to an even burn*

Knock yourselves out, brethren.

*sparks up fatty cone and puffs to an even burn*

Knock yourselves out, brethren.

*tokes*
*tokes*
*becomes enlightened*
*loses it in coughing fit*

best weed I ever had was in England, on a train from Salisubury to London, during a flash flood that held us up for about four hours.

It's situationally dependent.

I'm sure you have horror stories of bad trips.

Well, I have ten years of not a single bad experience, aside from the one I mentioned which was a result of me being a total piggy...not a bad trip myself, not anyone I know. On acid? Yes. On other things? Yes. But not on mushrooms.

Sheesh, this pub is just getting all illicit, isn't it?

Back to the legal poisons! Bombay Sapphire and tonic please, with a dash of lime!

The only bad trips I ever had were on mushrooms, and they were BAD. Yes, it is situationally dependent, but that's the case with all hallucinogens. Mushrooms, in my experience -- which is far too extensive (and no, I'm not wearing that as some sorta badge of honour) -- magnify things a lot more than acid by far.

Aww, go on, it's just old stories from the trenches...

*sips whiskey sour*

(So does that mean you won't share this joint with me, Neese?)

*pouts*
No no! Share I will...I just have to run out for a little bit, I'll be back :D

Sorry, I was outside..

Everything is noted and will be remembered. *nods*

Cluich, TG with your story.


Anyone know how to make a Pearl Harbor? I'd like one.

*pours 1 oz. voddy, 1/2 oz. melon liqeur and adds pineapple juice*
*slides to Ruffy*

*pours 1 oz. voddy, 1/2 oz. melon liqeur and adds pineapple juice*
*slides to Ruffy*

*praises*

Thank you, good sir!

*drinks*

*faints from receiving praise from Ruffy.*

*hand reflexively extends to save spliff*

*tokes*
*tokes*
*becomes enlightened*
*loses it in coughing fit*

best weed I ever had was in England, on a train from Salisubury to London, during a flash flood that held us up for about four hours.

I've had lots of good weed. In fact, I've been spoiled for good, locally-produced weed for the last ten years or so - to the extent that I regularly pass up on the imported hashish. It's just that good up here.

But... there was the time I smuggled seven blunts across the border, I suppose. I stayed at a campground in western New York state for a week, and I smoked up some seemingly-cool long-haired Pennsylvanian dude I met up with while I was there. About half an hour later, his girlfriend came upon me in a panic, asking me if I'd 'spiked' her boyfriend with acid or something. I went back with her to their campsite, apologizing profusely and reiterating, over and over that no, honestly, we'd only just smoked some good weed together. We found him cowering inside their tent, clutching his sleeping bag in the furthest corner from the flap, rocking in a tight-curled fetal position. I told him that he probably had a big blood-sugar level crash from the weed, and that no, I hadn't sprinkled any PCP or anything on it, and did he want some of the chocolate marshmellow cookies in the box I suddenly thrust under his nose.

Of course, he perked right up and came out of his shell once he'd downed half a box, but it was dicey there for a bit - especially as it turned out his girlfriend was the daughter of some U.S. State Anti-drug Czar. It underscored for me just how few Americans get the chance to be exposed to really good weed, how fortunate I am to live in Canada, and that I should be a Hell of lot more circumspect about who I choose to smoke up and in what circumstances I smoke them up.

*downs rest of whiskey sour, motions to barkeep*

Same as the first, please.

dayum

*passes spliff, pours self 7&7*

America has some serious issues with drugs. Nobody seems to understand them. The average layperson (in my experience) can't differentiate between someone who uses crystal meth and someone who tokes.

*dives in through open window to the sound of sirens wailing past, a waterfall bong in one hand and a large funnel in the other... shirtless*

If you're wondering about the hickies all over my chest... well, that makes two of us.

Now who brought the weed? *holds up bong* I'm filling this bitch with Scottish ale, and I think you all know what happens next. *shakes funnel enticingly*

The only thing better than one bong... is two.

*dives in through open window to the sound of sirens wailing past, a waterfall bong in one hand and a large funnel in the other... shirtless*

If you're wondering about the hickies all over my chest... well, that makes two of us.

Now who brought the weed? *holds up bong* I'm filling this bitch with Scottish ale, and I think you all know what happens next. *shakes funnel enticingly*

The only thing better than one bong... is two.

*removes emergecy bag of grass taped to leg*

Mmm, I recently had some Scottish beer that was brewed in whisky kegs... now, what was that stuff called, again?

*accepts spliff back, takes a good, long wheeze on it, passes it to the left*

*removes emergecy bag of grass taped to leg*Mmm... smells nice!

*prepares bong*

*to the room* Okay, so we call this one the Anal Mindfuck. Who wants to go first?

I've been wanting to toke for a while now.. I never got around to actually getting me some weedz, but now I'm going to go crazy if I don't get some this week.

I've been wanting to toke for a while now.. I never got around to actually getting me some weedz, but now I'm going to go crazy if I don't get some this week.I have to buy from my students these days, which is a little awkward, but I haven't gone a day without it for.... ah, damn this memory!!!

I have to buy from my students these days, which is a little awkward, but I haven't gone a day without it for.... ah, damn this memory!!!

You sound like you work at Berkley!

OY!

*stands up with the Scottish ale*

OY!

*stands up with the Scottish ale**yanks ale out of your hands, proceeds to fill bong*

My eagerness for self-destruction remains unparalleled.

You sound like you work at Berkley!
Berkley = win!

Anyways, I cannot toke as I have to go to Alberta soon. I cannot even remember my bong's name anymore.

Berkley = win!

Anyways, I cannot toke as I have to go to Alberta soon. I cannot even remember my bong's name anymore.

Fail. :(

Berkley = win!

Anyways, I cannot toke as I have to go to Alberta soon. I cannot even remember my bong's name anymore.

Man, I knew it was bad out west, but I didn't know you had to pass a urine test to go to Calgary!

*sips whiskey sour*

Man, I knew it was bad out west, but I didn't know you had to pass a urine test to go to Calgary!

*sips whiskey sour*

McMurray, and if you want in the union, you gotta piss test.

*peeks glance at watch*

It is late and the forces of darkness will soon be upon me. I fear I must go now.

*dons trench coat and hat*

Adieu.

*Vanishes into the night*

Bonsoir, m'sieu.

*downs remaining beverage*

Hey! Where'd everybody go?

Bonsoir, m'sieu.

*downs remaining beverage*

Hey! Where'd everybody go?

I had to dd for someone.

Bonsoir, m'sieu.

*downs remaining beverage*

Hey! Where'd everybody go?

I'm looking for pills.

Yeah! And then we'll record it and sell tapes and DVDs!

good idea

I'm looking for pills.

Look no further:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/happy.jpg

Look no further:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/happy.jpg

If only they actually worked.. :(

*oreders a glass of scotch*

If only they actually worked.. :(

*oreders a glass of scotch*

*plays Diablo 2*

*stumbles back in, still dressed in a Sears poncho, not a real poncho, sombrero tucked down low...*

*cough, cough* Holy shit it's smokey in here...what the heck has been going on??

And where the fuck did I leave my moccasins?

If only they actually worked.. :(

*oreders a glass of scotch*

Ruffy:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/camp.jpg

Cheer the fuck up, mon brave.

I missed AnarcheyL's further debauchery???? NO!!!!!!!!

*pulls up a seat beside Dobbs*

Damn I'm tired! Bartender! Another Bombay Sapphire and tonic, make it a triple!

Ruffy:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/camp.jpg

Cheer the fuck up, mon brave.

I feel evil for laughing at that. :p

I'm not sad, I'm just insanley bored.

I feel evil for laughing at that. :p

I'm not sad, I'm just insanley bored.

You could always lick my boots again.

If I could only find them...

Come on, someone sniff out the smoked moosehide...

*giggles*

Oh you're back, are you Neese? Look out everybody:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/darksin01.jpg

She's combustible after a few.

And for my next conjuring trick... (any requests?)

And for my next conjuring trick... (any requests?)

Do me! Do me!

I've had lots of good weed. In fact, I've been spoiled for good, locally-produced weed for the last ten years or so - to the extent that I regularly pass up on the imported hashish. It's just that good up here.

But... there was the time I smuggled seven blunts across the border, I suppose. I stayed at a campground in western New York state for a week, and I smoked up some seemingly-cool long-haired Pennsylvanian dude I met up with while I was there. About half an hour later, his girlfriend came upon me in a panic, asking me if I'd 'spiked' her boyfriend with acid or something. I went back with her to their campsite, apologizing profusely and reiterating, over and over that no, honestly, we'd only just smoked some good weed together. We found him cowering inside their tent, clutching his sleeping bag in the furthest corner from the flap, rocking in a tight-curled fetal position. I told him that he probably had a big blood-sugar level crash from the weed, and that no, I hadn't sprinkled any PCP or anything on it, and did he want some of the chocolate marshmellow cookies in the box I suddenly thrust under his nose.

Of course, he perked right up and came out of his shell once he'd downed half a box, but it was dicey there for a bit - especially as it turned out his girlfriend was the daughter of some U.S. State Anti-drug Czar. It underscored for me just how few Americans get the chance to be exposed to really good weed, how fortunate I am to live in Canada, and that I should be a Hell of lot more circumspect about who I choose to smoke up and in what circumstances I smoke them up.

*downs rest of whiskey sour, motions to barkeep*

Same as the first, please.

This reminds me of why I don't smoke weed with my mom. I just can't handle the shit she smokes.

She was driving me out to a party one weekend, long long time ago...out in the boonies, and we couldn't find it. We drove around for an hour and a half, totally frustrated. So, my dear old ma asked if I'd like to smoke a joint...well, she smoked most of it, I got in about five hits before I just had to stop. HAD to stop. I was fucked up immediately...but it wasn't until we pulled into get gas that I realised just how badly...I couldn't stop twitching! She went in to get smokes and pay for the gas...the guys washing the windows could see me just twitching, I literally could not stop, it was horrible! I must have looked like I had epilepsy!

My mom? Stone cold sober. Bejesus.

I used to snake little bits of her stash...well, I smoked up a boyfriend, and he tripped out...he was walking and he suddenly stopped, looked back, and in this little boy voice said, 'My legs just broke off, help!'.

He's still sure that the weed was spiked with PCP...but it was JUST THAT GOOD.

Do me! Do me!

Well, I can't honestly remember the thread, but I do remember making this for you, but I don't think you ever saw it -

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/mouse.jpg

*giggles*

Oh you're back, are you Neese? Look out everybody:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/darksin01.jpg

She's combustible after a few.



Hahaha, and I never did get the brawl I wanted!

Ah well, I'm too tired now...need to hit the sack soon.

*curls up on the bar and nurses her gin*

Well, that's it folks, I'm done.

*falls off the bar*

Ouch, goddamn it, I think I wrecked Mike's sombrero.

*picks herself up, dusts off the Sears poncho, wishing she had a real poncho*

It's been a slice folks, and yeah I know...I don't gotta go home, (say it with me) "But I can't stay here!"

*bows*

Goodnight all!

*stumbles out of the pub wondering where she left her horse*

Well, that's it folks, I'm done.

*falls off the bar*

Ouch, goddamn it, I think I wrecked Mike's sombrero.

*picks herself up, dusts off the Sears poncho, wishing she had a real poncho*

It's been a slice folks, and yeah I know...I don't gotta go home, (say it with me) "But I can't stay here!"

*bows*

Goodnight all!

*stumbles out of the pub wondering where she left her horse*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well, I can't honestly remember the thread, but I do remember making this for you, but I don't think you ever saw it -

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/mouse.jpg

Perhaps a welfare rant thread I made?

Me likes, but where's me uber cartoon like Sinner gets? :(

*looks around*

I think we're alone now..

I missed AnarcheyL's further debauchery???? NO!!!!!!!!You did miss it, and you should be punished. Severely.

*strokes several house keys across your cheek, just hard enough to leave red streaks*

G'night night Neesika - get ye to thine bedchamber else ye fall o'er by the pale wan light of yon computer monitor.

*wakes up* "What, am I still here?" *orders another Blue Moon. Winks at cute guy. Falls asleep*

Perhaps a welfare rant thread I made?

Me likes, but where's me uber cartoon like Sinner gets? :(

*looks around*

I think we're alone now..

Put up that photo of you looking like a prat, holding a lighter. I'll... need it...

*dons protective goggles and industrial rubber elbow gloves*

I vill be rebuildink you, Mister Ruffino. Submit to me ze photograph, please.

*wakes up on the floor, groans*

"You've bested me again, Anal Mindfuck... my old friend."

.....


HEY!!! Who took my pants?!!

.... when I find out, whoever it is, they get the first teabag. And they should know I may have pissed myself.

Put up that photo of you looking like a prat, holding a lighter. I'll... need it...

*dons protective goggles and industrial rubber elbow gloves*

I vill be rebuildink you, Mister Ruffino. Submit to me ze photograph, please.

There! *points*

*wakes up* "What, am I still here?" *orders another Blue Moon. Winks at cute guy. Falls asleep*

*winks back*

The drugs are wearing off and I must sleep horizontally. Adieu, tout le monde. Je vous revois a demaine.

The drugs are wearing off and I must sleep horizontally. Adieu, tout le monde. Je vous revois a demaine.
You know I don't speak Spanish.

You know I don't speak Spanish.

That's good, he was speaking French. Unless of course you knew that and were being sarcastic. *hides behind bottle Blue Moon. Winks at Ruffy.*

That's good, he was speaking French. Unless of course you knew that and were being sarcastic. *hides behind bottle Blue Moon. Winks at Ruffy.*
I know it was French. The sad part is, I no longer understand what he typed anymore.

I know it was French. The said part is, I no longer understand what he typed anymore.
Said part, what about the sad part?
What is also sad is you being 'encouraged' to learn and/or speak frog in school.

Well, I can't honestly remember the thread, but I do remember making this for you, but I don't think you ever saw it -

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/mouse.jpg
*Steals*

Said part, what about the sad part?
What is also sad is you being 'encouraged' to learn and/or speak frog in school.
Yeah, they should be teaching Chinese or Punjabi, but that is government for ya.

I'm eating salmon, so I want a wine. What wines go well with salmon?



*winks at Anti-Social Darwinism*

I'm eating salmon, so I want a wine. What wines go well with salmon?



*winks at Anti-Social Darwinism*
Pink wine.

Pink wine.

All righty.

*mixes gin, vodka, light rum, vermouth, and strawberry schnapps together*

Yeah, they should be teaching Chinese or Punjabi, but that is government for ya.
They don't need to do that, because the indians and Chinese are already taking 'your' jobs!

All righty.

*mixes gin, vodka, light rum, vermouth, and strawberry schnapps together*
Why not just mix Red Wine with Vodka?

They don't need to do that, because the indians and Chinese are already taking 'your' jobs!
No they're not. They are starving are economy by not living here.

All righty.

*mixes gin, vodka, light rum, vermouth, and strawberry schnapps together*

*watches Ruffy drink his concoction and quietly slip under the table. Winks at him. Orders another Blue Moon. Decides to have fried mozzarella sticks instead of deep fried artichoke hearts. Lifts bottle of Blue Moon in silent toast to fallen heroes.*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/CeilingKat2.jpg



...but first, another drink.

*mixes Pina Coladas... and likes walks in the rain...*

Aaaw, that's cute! :p

...head feels - like it's the wrong size...

*clutches scalp, moaning*

Brain keeps punishing me. It hurts!

...head feels - like it's the wrong size...

*clutches scalp, moaning*

Brain keeps punishing me. It hurts!

Beer helps. Here.

*Offers beer*