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Good. I'm so fucking bored beyond belief. One good thing is, I got invited to someone's bar mitzvah. :)

Good. I'm so fucking bored beyond belief. One good thing is, I got invited to someone's bar mitzvah. :)

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could be wrong but is that not where they get the snip

Good. I'm so fucking bored beyond belief. One good thing is, I got invited to someone's bar mitzvah. :)

You're the one that gets to do the snippity-snip? Oy vey! :eek: :D

And yes, I know ;) :p

could be wrong but is that not where they get the snip

No. They get snipped soon after birth. Bar mitzvah is passage into manhood, celebration of one's thirteenth birthday. Oh, and Pancake: :fluffle:

You're the one that gets to do the snippity-snip? Oy vey! :eek: :D

And yes, I know ;) :p

Gravlen, only you could say something that screwed-up.

No. They get snipped soon after birth. Bar mitzvah is passage into manhood, celebration of one's thirteenth birthday. Oh, and Pancake: :fluffle:

all i know it has a funny name too and get mix up

and give Pancake a drink on me

You're the one that gets to do the snippity-snip? Oy vey! :eek: :D

And yes, I know ;) :p

that be the Bris.........horrible sight it is too. I refuse to go to another.

Gravlen, only you could say something that screwed-up.
Yes, I know ;) :p
that be the Bris.........horrible sight it is too. I refuse to go to another.
Yes, I know ;) :p

that be the Bris.........horrible sight it is too. I refuse to go to another.

Oy. You went to one?

Yes, I know ;) :p

Yes, I know ;) :p

Don't we all. I remember you saying something that made me screwed up for a day, and mostly with sadness. I can't remember what you said for the life of me.

Pancake, here's a drink. (Not alcohol) It's on Wolfman (Imperial Isa).

Don't we all. I remember you saying something that made me screwed up for a day, and mostly with sadness. I can't remember what you said for the life of me.:eek:

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You must have me confused with that other guy, the Evil Gravlen. I can assure you that I never screw with anyone who would be happy to go to a Bar mitzvah :)

Oy. You went to one?
been to 3. blech.

I am all out of god-children now I think........why are they all boys? because God likes to torture me.

been to 3. blech.

I am all out of god-children now I think........why are they all boys? because God likes to torture me.

You better hope they don't make more.

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You must have me confused with that other guy, the Evil Gravlen. I can assure you that I never screw with anyone who would be happy to go to a Bar mitzvah :)

I must have known Evil Gravlen for a long time. I hate that guy. And why wouldn't I be happy to go to a bar mitzvah? After the initial ceremony, there is a lot of partying and dancing. And the guy probably invited a few people I know from school (maybe Sally, but I better not count unhatched chickens).

I must have known Evil Gravlen for a long time. I hate that guy. And why wouldn't I be happy to go to a bar mitzvah? After the initial ceremony, there is a lot of partying and dancing. And the guy probably invited a few people I know from school (maybe Sally, but I better not count unhatched chickens).

I know not of what thou spakesth... But obviously, Evil Gravlen has made quite an impact.

You should rather just go to a party. *Nods*

Drink please :D

I know not of what thou spakesth... But obviously, Evil Gravlen has made quite an impact.

You should rather just go to a party. *Nods*

Drink please :D

Here ya go. (Pours) Damn, it's hot here.

Here ya go. (Pours) Damn, it's hot here.

0.o

You're gonna take off your clothes, or are you expecting me to strip?! :eek:

hack it a shit weekend again

0.o

You're gonna take off your clothes, or are you expecting me to strip?! :eek:

We're just friends, I don't like you that way.

We're just friends, I don't like you that way.

Bob?


...I'm on fire :eek:

i need a drink, apparently the chinese take away i had for my dinner soaked up all the beer i've had and i'm stone cold sobre on a saturday night. who's pouring the juice?

*sidles behind the bar and grabs the rum*

Bob?


...I'm on fire :eek:

I have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about. But maybe it's just me.

What the hell is the Grim Tavern?!

It's an RP. This is just a Pub.

i can has cheezburger?

Yes u can hasz cheezburger.

Yes u can hasz cheezburger.

what meen yes it meen ya

what meen yes it meen ya

i is be sry

i is be sryorly?

srsly i fogrivz

Okay. Here ya go. (Pours)

TBC would like an Orange Juice please....

He's still feeling the very real effects of last night, which appears to have involved a shopping trolley, pushing a car down a road so as not to wake people's parents up, playing cricket at 4 in the morning and a fountain in the town centre.:(

It's an RP. This is just a Pub.

odd seeing that going on in NSG

orly?

srsly i fogrivz

kthx

TBC would like an Orange Juice please....

He's still feeling the very real effects of last night, which appears to have involved a shopping trolley, pushing a car down a road so as not to wake people's parents up, playing cricket at 4 in the morning and a fountain in the town centre.:(

Sounds like a great night out! I went out the other night and somehow ended up in a differnt town altogether...

yur the taps out damn'it

bleh.

bleh.

:p

:p

I posted something on another forum about how I felt inadequate most of the time...

and then got flamed and told that I was inadequate. :mad:

Now that sucks.

I posted something on another forum about how I felt inadequate most of the time...

and then got flamed and told that I was inadequate. :mad:

that sucks:( :fluffle:

Now that sucks.

that sucks:( :fluffle:

Indeed. :(

Sounds like a great night out! I went out the other night and somehow ended up in a differnt town altogether...

It was a laugh to be honest.:)

We were intending to go and see Westwood for giggles, but the bastard was charging £7 for entry, so we decided upon a rampage instead.

I've never quite managed to get to another town though, sounds like a challenge!

Indeed. :(

you need a drink JBG hand her one will you

Sure. (Pours) Never mess with a guy who's got enough weapons to be his own infantry. And a pet wolf.

I have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about. But maybe it's just me.

...I doubt it ;)

It was a laugh to be honest.:)

We were intending to go and see Westwood for giggles, but the bastard was charging £7 for entry, so we decided upon a rampage instead.

I've never quite managed to get to another town though, sounds like a challenge!

Westwood isn't even worth it. It is a challenge. We went out, got drunk and our sober friend told us thaty we decided to hop on a train and see where it went. We ended up in Gillingham.

...I doubt it ;)

Well, then you weren't making sense. But why am I expecting you to make sense? :p

Westwood isn't even worth it. It is a challenge. We went out, got drunk and our sober friend told us thaty we decided to hop on a train and see where it went. We ended up in Gillingham.

From where?:D

Hmm, Gillingham. Nice.

Also, I would like a Pimms and Lemonade. I'm such a girl, you see...

Hmm, Gillingham. Nice.

Also, I would like a Pimms and Lemonade. I'm such a girl, you see...

huh i would but i'm under the bar placing a new keg onto the line to the tap

Hmm, Gillingham. Nice.

Also, I would like a Pimms and Lemonade. I'm such a girl, you see...

Sure. (Pours)

*sings Pub with no Beer as he takes his seat*

there tap got a new keg on

Westwood isn't even worth it. It is a challenge. We went out, got drunk and our sober friend told us thaty we decided to hop on a train and see where it went. We ended up in Gillingham.

But the trains from where you are will all end up either at Gillingham or Charing Cross. :p

From where?:D

Gravesend. About a 30 minute train journey. Good times were had. Somehow we manged to lose eachother and the next morining I found myself in the bed of some girl :D

But the trains from where you are will all end up either at Gillingham or Charing Cross. :p

I know! It's a good thing too. I wouldn't have wanted to end up in Northampton or somewhere. Its a 3 hour train journey to Northampton with like 3 changeovers and use of the tube. If we had pulled that off I would've been impressed...but I've only got there sober.