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I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 20:59
*goes into his big drawer*
here is a selotape ball i just made
and here is a leg off a chair i just broke
that any help?
Excellent. You have done well, Sensible Underwear Man. I shall not forget this.
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 21:00
ooo, can I be wicket keeper?
You don't want to shine my ball do you?
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 21:04
You don't want to shine my ball do you?
No ill leave that to the bowler:p
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 21:43
No ill leave that to the bowler:p
So...erm...we've got Larina as wicket keeper, me as bowler (shining my ball), and that's it. Kinda need some fielders here, maybe a batsman as well.
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 21:50
Hmm so what shall we do while we wait for someone else to join?
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 21:51
Hmm so what shall we do while we wait for someone else to join?
Not got a clue...
*licks*
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 22:02
Not got a clue...
*licks*
Yeah me too
*licks back*
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 22:06
Yeah me too
*licks back*
*walks over to bed, beckons Larina to follow*
:fluffle: :fluffle:
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 22:12
*walks over to bed, beckons Larina to follow*
:fluffle: :fluffle:
*laughs and follows I V*:fluffle:
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 22:15
*laughs and follows I V*:fluffle:
Now that's what I call obedience!
*licks* :fluffle: *licks some more* :fluffle: *licks more* :fluffle:
Nation of Fortune
26-12-2005, 22:16
Hmm so what shall we do while we wait for someone else to join?
Never fear! BRA MAN IS HERE!
*jumps out and strikes a manly pose*
Cabra West
26-12-2005, 22:16
*laughs and follows I V*:fluffle:
You honestly want someone to join you right now? ;)
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 22:18
Never fear! BRA MAN IS HERE!
*jumps out and strikes a manly pose*
Too late, NoF. You lot can play cricket if you want, but what we're up to is just...uh...not cricket.
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 22:19
You honestly want someone to join you right now? ;)
Erm, no. We're happy as we are, thanks. ;)
Nation of Fortune
26-12-2005, 22:21
Too late, NoF. You lot can play cricket if you want, but what we're up to is just...uh...not cricket.
WHOOOOO! CRICKET! A sport I have no clue how to play! and please keep the cybering toned way down, cause I don't want this locked.
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 22:22
Now that's what I call obedience!
*licks* :fluffle: *licks some more* :fluffle: *licks more* :fluffle:
Hahaha that really tickles:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 22:24
WHOOOOO! CRICKET! A sport I have no clue how to play! and please keep the cybering toned way down, cause I don't want this locked.
Hey, we've been at it for (p)ages now. Not going to be locked, someone would have complained by now.
Rules of cricket:
The ball is thrown at the guy with the stick. He tries to hit it with the stick, while trying to make sure it doesn't knock off his bails. After he hits the ball, he prays no one on the other team manages to catch it. He runs from one end of the pitch to the other as many times as possible before the opposing team gets the ball back to the stumps.
That's as much as you need to know, really.
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 22:27
Hey, we've been at it for (p)ages now. Not going to be locked, someone would have complained by now.
Rules of cricket:
The ball is thrown at the guy with the stick. He tries to hit it with the stick, while trying to make sure it doesn't knock off his bails. After he hits the ball, he prays no one on the other team manages to catch it. He runs from one end of the pitch to the other as many times as possible before the opposing team gets the ball back to the stumps.
That's as much as you need to know, really.
Its like baseball only when you get a 'home run' its called a 'six' and you dont get to leave the pitch
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 22:31
Its like baseball only when you get a 'home run' its called a 'six' and you dont get to leave the pitch
Nah, baseball's like rounders...although rounders is much cooler.
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 22:31
Nah, baseball's like rounders...although rounders is much cooler.
I dont understand baseball, I mean its so slow and boring
Nation of Fortune
26-12-2005, 22:32
Nah, baseball's like rounders...although rounders is much cooler.
Not being much one for sports to begin with, I find myself losing interest in this discussion rapidly
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 22:46
Not being much one for sports to begin with, I find myself losing interest in this discussion rapidly
Just chuck the ball of sellotape towards ISLO. I believe he's the man with the bat...
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 22:48
I dont understand baseball, I mean its so slow and boring
You don't like 'slow and boring'...:p Ok, I'll make a note of that...
Nation of Fortune
26-12-2005, 22:50
Just chuck the ball of sellotape towards ISLO. I believe he's the man with the bat...
*chucks ball of tape with his near superhuman strength granted to him by Saku's bra*
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 22:57
You don't like 'slow and boring'...:p Ok, I'll make a note of that...
Lol.
*chucks ball of tape with his near superhuman strength granted to him by Saku's bra*
*sees Oranges get hit in the head by the tape ball*
Ouch
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 23:14
Lol.
*sees Oranges get hit in the head by the tape ball*
Ouch
Hmmm...probably should've made sure he was ready first.
*dials 999*
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 23:21
Hmmm...probably should've made sure he was ready first.
*dials 999*
Yeah probably. *kneels over Oranges and nudges him*
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 23:22
NoF, it would seem our enemy, Sensible Underwear Man, has been vanquished! By nothing more than sellotape!
Nation of Fortune
26-12-2005, 23:25
NoF, it would seem our enemy, Sensible Underwear Man, has been vanquished! By nothing more than sellotape!
Huzzzah! We now know his weakness!
SPOOON!
We must wrap him up in sello tape to prevent him from unleashing his evil upon the world!
*Grabs several rols of sello tpe, and tosses one to panty man, and the other to LV*
I V Stalin
26-12-2005, 23:28
Huzzzah! We now know his weakness!
SPOOON!
We must wrap him up in sello tape to prevent him from unleashing his evil upon the world!
*Grabs several rols of sello tpe, and tosses one to panty man, and the other to LV*
FOOOOOORK!
*takes sellotape, wraps round ISLO's body*
Nation of Fortune
26-12-2005, 23:30
*wraps tape around ISLO's legs*
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 23:41
Huzzzah! We now know his weakness!
SPOOON!
We must wrap him up in sello tape to prevent him from unleashing his evil upon the world!
*Grabs several rols of sello tpe, and tosses one to panty man, and the other to LV*
*wraps tape around his head covering his mouth*
Nation of Fortune
26-12-2005, 23:43
*wraps tape around his head covering his mouth*
*Tapes him into a tape cocoon, poking holes so he can breath through his nose*
LarinaVille
26-12-2005, 23:51
We should hang him upside down...Nice cocoon
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 00:00
We should hang him upside down...Nice cocoon
*finds a hook, discarded from TD's pirate costume*
Anyone got any string?
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 00:02
Would it be mean to use him as a piñata? Without the sweets, obviously. Just hang him up and hit him...
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 00:31
Would it be mean to use him as a piñata? Without the sweets, obviously. Just hang him up and hit him...
Remember he is 'sensible underwear man'.....
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 00:38
Remember he is 'sensible underwear man'.....
I'll take that as a 'what a brilliant idea!' :p
Anyway...
*collapses on bed exhausted*
*licks Larina*
*falls asleep in her arms* :)
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 00:39
Remember he is 'sensible underwear man'.....
I like your idea better than mine, although perhaps if we go with your plan he mihgt break free of his cocoon........ And we can't have sensible underwear man running around....
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 00:48
I like your idea better than mine, although perhaps if we go with your plan he mihgt break free of his cocoon........ And we can't have sensible underwear man running around....
We could always hang him upside down in the bosses closet? Lock it of course.
I'll take that as a 'what a brilliant idea!' :p
Anyway...
*collapses on bed exhausted*
*licks Larina*
*falls asleep in her arms* :)
*yawns and falls asleep too*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 00:54
We could always hang him upside down in the bosses closet? Lock it of course.
sounds like a plan.
*hefts the taped up cocoon and hangs it in the ceiling in the bosses office*
*fiddles with Saku's bra*
I Love Oranges
27-12-2005, 02:20
*wakes up with a massive headache*
ow my poor head
whya am i all taped up?
and upside down and..... this be the work of Bra and Panty Man
i'll get my revenge
muhahahaha
*struggles*
oh bollocks i'm really stuck
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 02:30
*wakes up with a massive headache*
ow my poor head
whya am i all taped up?
and upside down and..... this be the work of Bra and Panty Man
i'll get my revenge
muhahahaha
*struggles*
oh bollocks i'm really stuck
*Saunters in*
SPOOON!!!!!
Good luck getting out of that, We wrapped tape a good three inches all around you.
*saunters back out*
I Love Oranges
27-12-2005, 03:12
*Saunters in*
SPOOON!!!!!
Good luck getting out of that, We wrapped tape a good three inches all around you.
*saunters back out*
oh the irony, foiled by the very tape i provided you as a symbol of friendship and truce
who are the real bad guys here?
i who put it behind me, or those who couldn't let it go?
not i, thats for sure :(
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 03:34
oh the irony, foiled by the very tape i provided you as a symbol of friendship and truce
who are the real bad guys here?
i who put it behind me, or those who couldn't let it go?
not i, thats for sure :(
Well, I wasn't aware that it was a symbol of truce, as I was passed out at the time. Sorry 'bout the knock on the head, I thought you were ready for it, and I guess it was my idea to tape you up.
*pushes ISLO*
*Watches ISLO swing*
Now isn't that fun?
(I'm wearing a spanish inquisition shirt as we speak!, got it yesterday in my loot)
I Love Oranges
27-12-2005, 04:08
*feels the blood rush to his head, doesnt feel well*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 04:23
*feels the blood rush to his head, doesnt feel well*
*wakes up, sees ILO's predicament and cuts him down*
Better?
I Love Oranges
27-12-2005, 04:26
*passes out knowing if he doesn't get help soon he WILL die*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 04:36
*passes out knowing if he doesn't get help soon he WILL die*
Oh no! What should I do? Wait, I know this one.
*gives mouth-to-mouth*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 05:01
Oh no! What should I do? Wait, I know this one.
*gives mouth-to-mouth*
I'll give you some mouth to mouth!
*gestures suggestively towards the cubicle fort*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 05:39
I'll give you some mouth to mouth!
*gestures suggestively towards the cubicle fort*
*checks to make sure ILO is breathing and disappears to the fort*
The South Islands
27-12-2005, 05:48
OMG teh long thread!
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 06:32
*checks to make sure ILO is breathing and disappears to the fort*
Now let me show you how to properly give mouth to mouth. This would be a lot easier if you layed down, and you might want to remove any restrictive clothing.
*nods his head, as Saku's bra shakes with it*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 12:23
*passes out knowing if he doesn't get help soon he WILL die*
*wanders over to ISLO's prone body*
*nudges with foot*
There's no room in this office for Sensible Underwear Man anymore. Begone! And take your Y-fronts with you!
*wakes up, sees ILO's predicament and cuts him down*
Better?
Hold on, we're missing something...
*looks at smoldering remains of chrushed and burnt-out christmastree*
*moves ISLO to the middle of the room*
*glues him to the floor, makes sure he is standing steadily*
*decorates the new christmas"tree"*
*turns on christmaslights*
Ooooh, he's got a twinkling nose :)
Kitsune Clans
27-12-2005, 15:01
*runs hands through Kitsune's fur*
*licks Larina's legs, slowly and teasingly* :fluffle:
Saku remarks, "I guess everyone likes the feel of my fur and also it seems they like taking a lick... too bad they never lick the right places." She runs her tails across the IV and Larina's bodies as she smirks
Saku remarks, "I guess everyone likes the feel of my fur and also it seems they like taking a lick... too bad they never lick the right places." She runs her tails across the IV and Larina's bodies as she smirks
Well, I'm on my way out, got something that needs attending to. But since it is a bit quiet just now...
*Licks Kitsune's right place* :D
*Jumps out of window* :eek:
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 16:06
Hold on, we're missing something...
*looks at smoldering remains of chrushed and burnt-out christmastree*
*moves ISLO to the middle of the room*
*glues him to the floor, makes sure he is standing steadily*
*decorates the new christmas"tree"*
*turns on christmaslights*
Ooooh, he's got a twinkling nose :)
That's gonna burn eventually...excellent!
Saku remarks, "I guess everyone likes the feel of my fur and also it seems they like taking a lick... too bad they never lick the right places." She runs her tails across the IV and Larina's bodies as she smirks
Communication is the key to any...erm...I was going to say relationship...any...thing (there we go)...you just have to tell us where you want to lick...
*fondles tail*
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 18:09
My God, this is still alive??
*looks around furtively*
*streaks*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 18:11
My God, this is still alive??
*looks around furtively*
*streaks*
*faints*
My God, this is still alive??
*looks around furtively*
*streaks*
*gunshot*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 18:27
My God, this is still alive??
*looks around furtively*
*streaks*
No, it's just a figment of your imagination. In fact, all of NS is just a figment of your imagination. And now, you streaking is in my imagination, and I would prefer it if it weren't.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 18:36
*faints*
*steals away to some random closet for later, conscious use At least I wait until they are conscious, I V :eek: *
*gunshot*
I swear, this guy was an olympic marshall in a previous life.
*runs the 100m, butt nekkid*
No, it's just a figment of your imagination. In fact, all of NS is just a figment of your imagination. And now, you streaking is in my imagination, and I would prefer it if it weren't.
Wrong. NS is all a figment of Max Barry's imagination. As I've said before, we are all the personalities of Max, and exist only to settle internal conflicts of the Maxxor.
*nod*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 18:59
*steals away to some random closet for later, conscious use At least I wait until they are conscious, I V :eek: *
*regains conciousness* Why is it so dark? Am I in a ... closet? Hey! *bangs on door getting extremely claustrophobic*
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 19:01
*regains conciousness* Why is it so dark? Am I in a ... closet? Hey! *bangs on door getting extremely claustrophobic*
Tsk. Fine. Since you appear to be unadventurous, we'll go to the vibrating bed.
FFS. ¬_¬
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 19:02
*steals away to some random closet for later, conscious use At least I wait until they are conscious, I V :eek: *
That maybe so, but at least I don't lock them in the closet.
I swear, this guy was an olympic marshall in a previous life.
*runs the 100m, butt nekkid*
Things are bouncing around that I really don't want to see bounce around.
Wrong. NS is all a figment of Max Barry's imagination. As I've said before, we are all the personalities of Max, and exist only to settle internal conflicts of the Maxxor.
*nod*
In that case, Max has the worst case of multiple personality disorder ever seen on this planet.
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 19:04
Tsk. Fine. Since you appear to be unadventurous, we'll go to the vibrating bed.
FFS. ¬_¬
I am very adventurous mind you. I crashed a helicopter into the building earlier. Do you want to go see if we can dislodge it from the thirteenth floor?
*regains conciousness* Why is it so dark? Am I in a ... closet? Hey! *bangs on door getting extremely claustrophobic*
C'mon madam, you know you've gotta have a few skeletons in your closet? But hey, if you want to come out of the closet that's your choice. Many others have dared to do the same, you know.
Though, if I were you, I'd look for unopened christmaspresents or Narnia first...
:)
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 19:13
That maybe so, but at least I don't lock them in the closet.She was only there for her own protection (possibly from you...)Things are bouncing around that I really don't want to see bounce around.*jiggles*
In that case, Max has the worst case of multiple personality disorder ever seen on this planet.I'm not disputing the fact...
I am very adventurous mind you. I crashed a helicopter into the building earlier. Do you want to go see if we can dislodge it from the thirteenth floor?
Are we taking the lift, because I heard that the lift falls and kills you if you stop on the 13th floor...
Oh no, wait, that was disneyland. Nevermind.
*follows GNM*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 19:17
C'mon madam, you know you've gotta have a few skeletons in your closet? But hey, if you want to come out of the closet that's your choice. Many others have dared to do the same, you know.
Though, if I were you, I'd look for unopened christmaspresents or Narnia first...
I prefer to stand in the closet doorway. It swings, you know.
Are we taking the lift, because I heard that the lift falls and kills you if you stop on the 13th floor...
Oh no, wait, that was disneyland. Nevermind.
*follows GNM*
Let's rock this chopper, Baby. Want to get frisky in the elevator on the way up?
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 19:20
I prefer to stand in the closet doorway. It swings, you know.
Let's rock this chopper, Baby. Want to get frisky in the elevator on the way up?
*hits stop button in lift (elevator)*
Let me think...I'm already naked. You can see my response:eek: .
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 19:21
She was only there for her own protection (possibly from you...)
Indeed (not that she needed protection - in fact, I was protecting her anyway). However, it was you who put her there. You seem to have a habit of doing it, don't you?
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 19:23
Indeed (not that she needed protection - in fact, I was protecting her anyway). However, it was you who put her there. You seem to have a habit of doing it, don't you?
*stops lift, steps out mid-friskying*
*goes to floor that I V is on*
*places I V in a closet*
No.
*returns to GNM*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 19:23
*hits stop button in lift (elevator)*
Let me think...I'm already naked. You can see my response:eek: .
See it? You nearly poked my eye out! *steams up elevator mirrors*
*stops lift, steps out mid-friskying*
*goes to floor that I V is on*
*places I V in a closet*
No.
*returns to GNM*
"Guys! Did you know there's a guy living in the closet?"
"The prophecy! It is true! The one who lives in the closet has come!"
:eek:
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 20:20
"Guys! Did you know there's a guy living in the closet?"
"The prophecy! It is true! The one who lives in the closet has come!"
:eek:
Now I shall be worshipped as is my right!
Just let me the hell out of this goddamn closet first, yeah?!
*wakes up after 3 days*
*washes drawing off face*
*searches for alcohol*
*decides not to real the last 40 odd pages*
w00t
Catholic Europe
27-12-2005, 20:27
*An old man (well not an old man in age but old in some other way :S) enters the room.*
So, anyone remember me?
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 20:30
*An old man (well not an old man in age but old in some other way :S) enters the room.*
So, anyone remember me?
Have you been in this thread? If not, and seeing as how my memory goes back about 5 days at the best of times, no.
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 20:31
*wakes up after 3 days*
*washes drawing off face*
*searches for alcohol*
*decides not to real the last 40 odd pages*
w00t
There's some very interesting stuff gone on in the last 40 pages. Believe that you'll believe anything;)
*gives Ifreann a bottle of rum, then draws on his face*
Catholic Europe
27-12-2005, 20:34
Have you been in this thread? If not, and seeing as how my memory goes back about 5 days at the best of times, no.
No I haven't. That was my frist post in this thread.
And you probably won't remember me because I don't recognise you. I stopped posting in these forums just after they mvoed to Jolt. I didn't, and still don't, like the layout of these. Just wasn't the same as the old NS forums.
Anyways, how are you? I am Catholic Europe (was known by the generalites as CE). I've been on this site for over 3 years. Good to meet you.
There's some very interesting stuff gone on in the last 40 pages. Believe that you'll believe anything;)
*gives Ifreann a bottle of rum, then draws on his face*
I hope you drew something piratey.
yohoho and a bottle of rum
*drinks*
Harlesburg
27-12-2005, 21:04
Fires Rubber bands around room.
Fires Rubber bands around room.
*Throws a stuffed Smurf at Harlesburg*
Harlesburg
27-12-2005, 21:44
*Throws a stuffed Smurf at Harlesburg*
I don't think you understand how Ironic that is and how offensive i find this to be!:mad: :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Jokey1.bmp
-It is in the pic thread/Player Info.:p
Fires Staple Gun in air!
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 21:48
I don't think you understand how Ironic that is and how offensive i find this to be!:mad: :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Jokey1.bmp
-It is in the pic thread/Player Info.:p
Fires Staple Gun in air!
*shoots rubberbands*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 21:52
No I haven't. That was my frist post in this thread.
And you probably won't remember me because I don't recognise you. I stopped posting in these forums just after they mvoed to Jolt. I didn't, and still don't, like the layout of these. Just wasn't the same as the old NS forums.
Anyways, how are you? I am Catholic Europe (was known by the generalites as CE). I've been on this site for over 3 years. Good to meet you.
Actually I recognise the name...I joined NS just after the move to Jolt...in fact, the day after, although didn't come onto the forums for a while. Don't have any experience of the old forums.
I'm good though. Nice to meet old NSers. Well, most of them anyway. I am Stalin, Man of Steel. Though only Harlesburg calls me that.
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 21:53
*shoots rubberbands*
*steals rubberbands*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 21:56
*steals rubberbands*
*Launches age old holdiay bread at stalin(How many times do I have to tell you, not tha one!), with one of his many bra's*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:06
*Launches age old holdiay bread at stalin(How many times do I have to tell you, not tha one!), with one of his many bra's*
*catches bread in some random panties*
I am the Panty Man of Steel! You shall not defeat me with mere bread!
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:08
*catches bread in some random panties*
I am the Panty Man of Steel! You shall not defeat me with mere bread!
We should quit this quarrel, trusty sidekick!
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 22:13
*An old man (well not an old man in age but old in some other way :S) enters the room.*
So, anyone remember me?
*licks* i remember you
I don't think you understand how Ironic that is and how offensive i find this to be!:mad: :(
Nope, you are right: I don't understand. ;)
*Smurfs Harlesburg in a friendly manner* :D
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:14
We should quit this quarrel, trusty sidekick!
Indeed! Let us focus our attention on our sworn enemy, Sensible Underwear Man, and the treacherous Tribes!
*strikes heroic pose*
*triumphant music plays in background, before ending on a dud note*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:15
*licks* i remember you
*hops around on one foot wearing his marine issue combat boots*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:16
Indeed! Let us focus our attention on our sworn enemy, Sensible Underwear Man, and the treacherous Tribes!
*strikes heroic pose*
*triumphant music plays in background, before ending on a dud note*
Let us see how our captured foe is doing, shall we?
*hops around on one foot wearing his marine issue combat boots*
*points and laughs*
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 22:18
*hops around on one foot wearing his marine issue combat boots*
*swoons and faints*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:21
*swoons and faints*
*Bounds over and gives mouth to mouth*
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 22:23
*Bounds over and gives mouth to mouth*
i only fainted! you'll kill me doing that!
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:24
Let us see how our captured foe is doing, shall we?
Still taped up, glued to the floor, and decorated like a Christmas tree. I suggest a sacrifice to the lift (elevator) shaft of doom...
i only fainted! you'll kill me doing that!
*Throws icewater on Tink and NoF*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:24
i only fainted! you'll kill me doing that!
I didn't say CPR, I just said mouth to mouth
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:26
I didn't say CPR, I just said mouth to mouth
Question is, what was going mouth to mouth. I'm beginning to have doubts as to why you became a superhero Bra Man.:p
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:26
Still taped up, glued to the floor, and decorated like a Christmas tree. I suggest a sacrifice to the lift (elevator) shaft of doom...
How about, we donate him to a family that can't afford a christmas tree?
wait, christmas was two days ago? When did this happen?
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 22:27
*Throws icewater on Tink and NoF*
not when i'm wearing a white t-shirt please!!
*licks*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:27
Question is, what was going mouth to mouth. I'm beginning to have doubts as to why you became a superhero Bra Man.:p
*Shifty eyes*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:27
not when i'm wearing a white t-shirt please!!
*licks*
*licks all over*
not when i'm wearing a white t-shirt please!!
Anyone else think it's high time we had a water fight?
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:30
Anyone else think it's high time we had a water fight?
I lay claim to a vast supply of water balloons then.
*Starts filling baloons and sticking them in his many bra's*
not when i'm wearing a white t-shirt please!!
*licks*
Sorry about that, but I saw you fainted, and... well... I panicked, OK?? :(
I guess the only way I can make it up to you is to offer to hang it up near the burning cubicle and making sure it'll dry. So just hand the t-shirt to me if you want me to do that. ;)
:fluffle:
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 22:33
not when i'm wearing a white t-shirt please!!
*licks*
*steps out of elevator breathing heavily and finds her sight drawn to TInk's now see-through shirt*
Why hello!
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 22:36
*steps out of elevator breathing heavily and finds her sight drawn to TInk's now see-through shirt*
Why hello!
*licks*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:36
I lay claim to a vast supply of water balloons then.
*Starts filling baloons and sticking them in his many bra's*
*makes rudimentary catapult out of bras and chair legs*
*goes into cubicle and comes out with a humungous water pistol, that just happened to be there*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:37
*steps out of elevator breathing heavily and finds her sight drawn to TInk's now see-through shirt*
Why hello!
*throws water balloon in hopes Grainne is wearing a white shirt*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 22:40
*licks*
*licks back and "accidentally" cops a feel*
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 22:43
*wakes up and stares at Tink*
*licks back and "accidentally" cops a feel*
accidentally, teeheehee ;)
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:44
*wakes up and stares at Tink*
Woo!
*throws water balloon*
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 22:44
*wakes up and stares at Tink*
*licks*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 22:45
*throws water balloon in hopes Grainne is wearing a white shirt*
*looks down at her white shirt (what a kawinkydink)* Wow. You can see my tattoo through it.
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 22:46
*looks down at her white shirt (what a kawinkydink)* Wow. You can see my tattoo through it.
:eek: tattoo?! *ravishes*
*looks down at her white shirt (what a kawinkydink)* Wow. You can see my tattoo through it.
*stares*
*licks*
*accidentally cops a feel*
;) :fluffle:
*begs for pic of tattoo*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:49
*stares*
*licks*
*accidentally cops a feel*
;) :fluffle:
*begs for pic of tattoo*
You're really going to have to be more careful, all these 'accidents' you're having.
:eek: tattoo?! *ravishes*
Who would have thought that cold water would make people so *hot*? :p
:fluffle:
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:50
*looks down at her white shirt (what a kawinkydink)* Wow. You can see my tattoo through it.
*stares*
Panty man, I have an idea.
*wraps his arm around stalin(Finally i'm talking about that stalin you sicko.....nah, I'm just kidding you)*
We should make a team of super hero's, we shall name it..... The indecency squad! Tink can join and be the white shirted wondered, Grainne, can join and become wonderbabe, just think of the possibilities, but, we should try for at least one more person to join.
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:50
:eek: tattoo?! *ravishes*
*videos furiously*
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 22:52
:eek: tattoo?! *ravishes*
*is blissfully overwhelmed*
*stares*
*licks*
*accidentally cops a feel*
*begs for pic of tattoo*
I don't have any. :(
Yet....
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 22:52
*stares*
Panty man, I have an idea.
*wraps his arm around stalin(Finally i'm talking about that stalin you sicko.....nah, I'm just kidding you)*
We should make a team of super hero's, we shall name it..... The indecency squad! Tink can join and be the white shirted wondered, Grainne, can join and become wonderbabe, just think of the possibilities, but, we should try for at least one more person to join.
I propose LarinaVille. No, not I propose to LarinaVille...
She could be...erm...Lick Girl! Although that could be Tink...hmmm...
*is blissfully overwhelmed*
I don't have any. :(
Yet....
hooray!yet!
*licks*
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:53
I propose LarinaVille. No, not I propose to LarinaVille...
She could be...erm...Lick Girl! Although that could be Tink...hmmm...
We shall discuss it with them, and what their code names shall be.
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 22:53
*licks*
*licks back*
Woo!
*throws water balloon*
*looks down and wonders where the white T-shirt came from*
We shall discuss it with them, and what their code names shall be.
TInk should obviously be the Fluffle Queen.
Considering she already is.
*licks back*
*looks down and wonders where the white T-shirt came from*
*wishes he had a camera*
*stares*
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 22:55
TInk should obviously be the Fluffle Queen.
Considering she already is.
i think you'll find the title is in fact 'Teh Uber Fluffle Slut'
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 22:57
i think you'll find the title is in fact 'Teh Uber Fluffle Slut'
Well Indecency squad! What should our first task be then?
i think you'll find the title is in fact 'Teh Uber Fluffle Slut'
Forgiveness please[/little chinese guy in a white suit from simpsons accent]
Well Indecency squad! What should our first task be then?
I want into this indecency squad.
I shall be Master Bates
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 23:01
I propose LarinaVille. No, not I propose to LarinaVille...
She could be...erm...Lick Girl! Although that could be Tink...hmmm...
Lick Girl to the rescue! Come to lick you into shape using her most powerful weapon, her tongue! All evil-doers beware of the Long Tongue of Justice!
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:01
I want into this indecency squad.
I shall be Master Bates
I kinda like Seaman Staines better for you
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 23:01
We shall discuss it with them, and what their code names shall be.
I think TInk, Larina and I should be referred to as the Super Lovely Uber Threesome Squad.
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:02
*looks down and wonders where the white T-shirt came from*
:)
*licks, and accidentally cops a feel*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:02
I think TInk, Larina and I should be referred to as the Super Lovely Uber Threesome Squad.
:D Great! :fluffle:
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:03
I think TInk, Larina and I should be referred to as the Super Lovely Uber Threesome Squad.
Avast, bu tthen there is no indecency squad, cause then you three would get all the attention....
i think you'll find the title is in fact 'Teh Uber Fluffle Slut'
Yes, but that is your real title, is it not? You should have a suprehero-name, like "The Incredible Fluffler" or "WonderFluffle" or something. That way, you don't endanger your loved ones (or the ones you lust for) when you fight crime and decency. :)
I kinda like Seaman Staines better for you
Quiet,Roger the Cabin Boy
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:04
I think TInk, Larina and I should be referred to as the Super Lovely Uber Threesome Squad.
How about The Indecent Trio - Super Lovely Uber Threesome Squad?
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 23:05
Yes, but that is your real title, is it not? You should have a suprehero-name, like "The Incredible Fluffler" or "WonderFluffle" or something. That way, you don't endanger your loved ones (or the ones you lust for) when you fight crime and decency. :)
no, 'i like Teh Uber Fluffle Slut'!
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:05
Quiet,Roger the Cabin Boy
SPOOOOON! You got it wrong, I'm the one, the only BRA MAN!
*Strikes manly pose, while Saku's bra catches a mysterious breeze and puffs up*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:05
Quiet,Roger the Cabin Boy
Is that an order, or are you just talking to him?
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 23:06
Avast, bu tthen there is no indecency squad, cause then you three would get all the attention....
we could do both, women can multitask.....
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:06
SPOOOOON! You got it wrong, I'm the one, the only BRA MAN!
*Strikes manly pose, while Saku's bra catches a mysterious breeze and puffs up*
Why is it always Saku's bra? Do you have it in a prominent position or something?
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:07
we could do both, women can multitask.....
soundslike a plan Teh Uber fluffle slut!
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 23:07
I think TInk, Larina and I should be referred to as the Super Lovely Uber Threesome Squad.
Haha, I like
SPOOOOON! You got it wrong, I'm the one, the only BRA MAN!
*Strikes manly pose, while Saku's bra catches a mysterious breeze and puffs up*
Fool, i have discovered that you're secret identity, Roger the Cabin Boy
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:07
Why is it always Saku's bra? Do you have it in a prominent position or something?
Of course, thats the one on my head.
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:09
soundslike a plan Teh Uber fluffle slut!
I think we should abbreviate her name...how about TUF Slut?
Larina could be La Slut. Not sure about Grainne...
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:09
Fool, i have discovered that you're secret identity, Roger the Cabin Boy
Or so you think! This jarhead is far from being a cabin boy!
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:10
I think we should abbreviate her name...how about TUF Slut?
ONly if she agree's with it
How about The Indecent Trio - Super Lovely Uber Threesome Squad?
TIT-SLUTS? :eek:
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:11
ONly if she agree's with it
I'm sure Tink wouldn't mind being called TUF Slut.
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 23:11
ONly if she agree's with it
sure
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:13
TIT-SLUTS? :eek:
Of course, what else? :p
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 23:14
TIT-SLUTS? :eek:
I would imagine that was the general idea, yes.
Or so you think! This jarhead is far from being a cabin boy!
I have photographic evidence
Roger the Cabin Boy (http://www.lioninn.co.uk/G6P3.jpg)
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:15
To the bra mobile everyone!
*Runs over to a reallly small tricycle with a wagon on the back and bra on the front*
*Waits for everyone to get in then starts peddling around the office, inbetween the cubicles*
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 23:15
sure
This thread appears to be boosting your sig.
Kudos on the eSluttiness, you iLover.
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:16
I have photographic evidence
Roger the Cabin Boy (http://www.lioninn.co.uk/G6P3.jpg)
If the only problem with that being I don't have chest hair!
*sniffles*
*remembers he's a jarhead and stands straight again*
Of course, what else? :p
Oh, I'm just shocked that I didn't spot that right away. Now go fight decency! :sniper:
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 23:17
This thread appears to be boosting your sig.
Kudos on the eSluttiness, you iLover.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 23:18
I think we should abbreviate her name...how about TUF Slut?
Larina could be La Slut. Not sure about Grainne...
Oh come on now. I'm sure you can think of something for me.
If the only problem with that being I don't have chest hair!
*sniffles*
*remembers he's a jarhead and stands straight again*
eh........
SHUT UP!!!
*wins*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:20
Oh come on now. I'm sure you can think of something for me.
It's crap, but Mall Slut springs to mind...
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:20
eh........
SHUT UP!!!
*wins*
Hah Ha!, I found youru weakness, you cannot win now!
*Tries to get off of the Bra mobile, but quickly becomes entabgles in the small trike*
Dastardly!
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 23:21
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Alas, I cannot return the fluffles as much, for it is spam* and this wouldst be deateth. Woe is me. :(
*And by spam I obviously mean taking this entire thread into account first.
Ah, screw it.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:21
To the bra mobile everyone!
*Runs over to a reallly small tricycle with a wagon on the back and bra on the front*
*Waits for everyone to get in then starts peddling around the office, inbetween the cubicles*
I don't think there's any decency left in this office Bra Man! We must go fight it in *dramatic drumroll* the outside world!
eh........
SHUT UP!!!
*wins*
*dumps tub of chicken grease over Ifreann to celebrate his victory*
Sorry, but we're out of champagne :D
*Runs away*
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:22
*dumps tub of chicken grease over Ifreann to celebrate his victory*
Sorry, but we're out of champagne :D
*Runs away*
Out of champagne?! Quick - to the off licence!
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:23
I don't think there's any decency left in this office Bra Man! We must go fight it in *dramatic drumroll* the outside world!
Then we stay, and fight decency here, our jobs shall be easy, for we cannot lwt this parrty die, at least until the new years
It's crap, but Mall Slut springs to mind...
(The) Grand Slut? (Well, it's better than Granny Slut, isn't it?) :confused:
Oh come on now. I'm sure you can think of something for me.
Hmmmm
*thinks furiously*
I got nothing
*licks*
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 23:25
I don't think there's any decency left in this office Bra Man! We must go fight it in *dramatic drumroll* the outside world!
to the 'what are you wearing today?' thread! that's nowhere near as indecent as it should be yet
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 23:26
Then we stay, and fight decency here, our jobs shall be easy, for we cannot lwt this parrty die, at least until the new years
this is headquarters, we can go fight decency elsewhere then return here to plot more indecency!
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 23:26
It's crap, but Mall Slut springs to mind...
Mall Slut? I don't think that will work. How about Wonderfully Hot International Pirate Slut?
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 23:34
Mall Slut? I don't think that will work. How about Wonderfully Hot International Pirate Slut?
WHIP Slut? I like it!
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 23:35
Mall Slut? I don't think that will work. How about Wonderfully Hot International Pirate Slut?
W.H.I.P. Slut
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:35
Mall Slut? I don't think that will work. How about Wonderfully Hot International Pirate Slut?
Hmmm...replace International with Irish (I know you're not, but...), and you've got yourself a deal WHIP Slut!
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:36
So the TIT-SLUTS are:
TUF Slut
La Slut
and WHIP Slut.
I like the sound of this...
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 23:37
Hmmm...replace International with Irish (I know you're not, but...), and you've got yourself a deal WHIP Slut!
Well, I am part Irish even though I'm not from Ireland. It works for me.
So the TIT-SLUTS are:
TUF Slut
La Slut
and WHIP Slut.
I like the sound of this...
Yes, it certainly has enough christmas spirit :)
Mall Slut? I don't think that will work. How about Wonderfully Hot International Pirate Slut?
Or just Pirate Slut?
You could wear this:
http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com/images/Adult%20sexy/Story%20Book%2009050%20Sexy%20Pirate.jpg
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 23:39
Or just Pirate Slut?
You could wear this:
http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com/images/Adult%20sexy/Story%20Book%2009050%20Sexy%20Pirate.jpg
*humps*
God, it's like the parties back at uni*!
*only with slightly hotter women.
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:39
Or just Pirate Slut?
You could wear this:
http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com/images/Adult%20sexy/Story%20Book%2009050%20Sexy%20Pirate.jpg
She could wear that. It'd mean having to get the woman in the picture out of it. I'll volunteer for that arduous task.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 23:40
She could wear that. It'd mean having to get the woman in the picture out of it. I'll volunteer for that arduous task.
*spits out panties*
Sorry, that job is taken.
FairyTInkArisen
27-12-2005, 23:41
can i wear this?:http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/licenses/story/legfairy.jpg
*spits out panties*
Sorry, that job is taken.
Stalin you can wash the panties.
You'll need protective gloves, they were in tribes' mouth.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 23:42
can i wear this?:http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/licenses/story/legfairy.jpg
I think I speak for everyone alive when I say: Yes.
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:42
*spits out panties*
Sorry, that job is taken.
*unlaces top*
I'll help you, it's really no trouble at all.
can i wear this?:http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/licenses/story/legfairy.jpg
Please do!
and take pictures ;) :fluffle:
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:43
can i wear this?:http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/licenses/story/legfairy.jpg
So long as I can 'wear' that girl, of course.
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 23:43
Or just Pirate Slut?
You could wear this:
http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com/images/Adult%20sexy/Story%20Book%2009050%20Sexy%20Pirate.jpg
Oh, but I like WHIP Slut so much better!
That's a hot outfit. So is this one (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pirate+costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=11q4h6fi1/EXP=1135809687/*-http%3A//66.70.71.71/images/pirate-c.jpg). And this one (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pirate+costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12f404diq/EXP=1135809799/*-http%3A//www.campuscostume.com/Images/sexy_pirate_costume.jpg).
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 23:44
Oh very nice Tink:fluffle: and Grainne too :fluffle:
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 23:45
Oh very nice Tink:fluffle:
We need to find one for Larina! (And TInk, that is sexay!)
We need to find one for Larina! (And TInk, that is sexay!)
Indeed we do
*searches wardrobe*
hmmm
how bout this:
http://www.feelingusa.com/img/sm/la/8708.jpg
I V Stalin
27-12-2005, 23:51
We need to find one for Larina! (And TInk, that is sexay!)
Some sort of French maid outfit, if she's going to be La Slut...
This (http://bootyfull.net/store/images/french%20maid.jpg) perhaps?
Grainne Ni Malley
27-12-2005, 23:51
Here are some Super Hero-ish possibilities for Larina:
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Sexy+Super+Hero+Costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=1204d5ppg/EXP=1135810144/*-http%3A//66.70.71.71/images/webmistress1-d.JPG
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Sexy+Super+Hero+Costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=11r19hg7t/EXP=1135810259/*-http%3A//66.70.71.71/images/superhero.jpg
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Sexy+Super+Hero+Costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=11nh6drce/EXP=1135810294/*-http%3A//66.70.71.71/images/zorro.JPG
Oh, but I like WHIP Slut so much better!
That's a hot outfit. So is this one (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pirate+costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=11q4h6fi1/EXP=1135809687/*-http%3A//66.70.71.71/images/pirate-c.jpg). And this one (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pirate+costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12f404diq/EXP=1135809799/*-http%3A//www.campuscostume.com/Images/sexy_pirate_costume.jpg).
WHIP Slut, I like it. But you'll need a whip.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 23:54
*looks at all images*
Hmm, very............what the deuce?
*pants explode*
*looks at all images*
Hmm, very............what the deuce?
*pants explode*
*pities the guy that cleans this office*
LarinaVille
27-12-2005, 23:57
Oh i love that last one Grainne
Like these too
http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58488.jpg
http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58503a.jpg
Nation of Fortune
27-12-2005, 23:57
*Mind impoldes*
For today, I shall be off, my maximum interest has been met today.
*Jumps and flies like a superhero with his hands out in front*
*fails and falls flat on the ground*
*gets up and looks around*
*runs off*
*looks at all images*
Hmm, very............what the deuce?
*pants explode*
MY GOD! :eek: What in the blue blazes is that piece of you that's now stuck to the Christmas"tree" (also known as ISLO)?
The horror... the horror... :(
The Tribes Of Longton
27-12-2005, 23:59
Oh i love that last one Grainne
Like these too
http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58488.jpg
http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58503a.jpg
Please...the first one.
Oh...:rolleyes: :confused: :eek: :D :p :cool:
Kitsune Clans
27-12-2005, 23:59
That's gonna burn eventually...excellent!
Communication is the key to any...erm...I was going to say relationship...any...thing (there we go)...you just have to tell us where you want to lick...
*fondles tail*
"And I thought that you'd know how to please a female... Although I do like my tails getting stroked."
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 00:00
WHIP Slut, I like it. But you'll need a whip.
http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/ringleaderback.jpg
how about this?
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 00:00
MY GOD! :eek: What in the blue blazes is that piece of you that's now stuck to the Christmas"tree" (also known as ISLO)?
The horror... the horror... :(
Don't worry, it's just the penis attachment I had on my trousers. It was a right laugh with the office clerks, I can tell you! My pants exploded. My penis, on the other hand, has to take that battering every time.
Oh i love that last one Grainne
Like these too
http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58488.jpg
http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58503a.jpg
Yum
Nation of Fortune
28-12-2005, 00:01
"And I thought that you'd know how to please a female... Although I do like my tails getting stroked."
*decides to come back*
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 00:01
Please...the first one.
Oh...:rolleyes: :confused: :eek: :D :p :cool:
I was leaning towards that one :)
Don't worry, it's just the penis attachment I had on my trousers. It was a right laugh with the office clerks, I can tell you! My pants exploded. My penis, on the other hand, has to take that battering every time.
Why on earth would you need a penis attachment?
Nation of Fortune
28-12-2005, 00:03
"And I thought that you'd know how to please a female... Although I do like my tails getting stroked."
*Jumps in front of her*
SPOON!
*picks her up and strokes certain areas*
*Likes foxes*
Grainne Ni Malley
28-12-2005, 00:04
http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/ringleaderback.jpg
how about this?
That is definitely hot but so is the devil (http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58488.jpg). I can't decide which one I like best. :(
It's up to you of course.
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 00:07
Why on earth would you need a penis attachment?
It was a joke penis. I didn't want to actually zip up my prized posession in my flies. For obvious reasons.
Women everywhere might commit suicide, knowing it could never function again. [/Czardas Ego]
It was a joke penis. I didn't want to actually zip up my prized posession in my flies. For obvious reasons.
Sssh! Don't tell the christmastree! :D
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 00:11
That is definitely hot but so is the devil (http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58488.jpg). I can't decide which one I like best. :(
It's up to you of course.
Oh no I meant for you :p , but yeah Ill go with the devil
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 00:12
Sssh! Don't tell the christmastree! :D
He might notice anyway. By 'joke penis' I actually meant 'sausage from the Christmas buffet. The burnt bits and smallness give it away as not being mine.
http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/ringleaderback.jpg
how about this?
sweet.then again there's always this one:
Thats right, im suggesting you wear nothing.
Grainne Ni Malley
28-12-2005, 00:14
Oh no I meant for you :p , but yeah Ill go with the devil
Oh, oops. Haha. I'll let the guys decide that one because I can't make up my mind and I have to finish taking my roomate's EMT tests.
He might notice anyway. By 'joke penis' I actually meant 'sausage from the Christmas buffet. The burnt bits and smallness give it away as not being mine.
Not if we claimed that that was due to the explotion, eh? Oh well...
But that reminds me - I haven't done anything fun with explosives at this party, have I? Hmm... What to do, what to do...
*Goes of in search of explosives*
I V Stalin
28-12-2005, 00:17
"And I thought that you'd know how to please a female... Although I do like my tails getting stroked."
*continues to stroke tails, while licking Saku's fur*
I can please just about anyone. Generally by leaving them alone.
Grainne Ni Malley
28-12-2005, 00:18
Before I go, here's a costume suggestion for Kitsune if she wants to join the TIT-SLUTS:
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=sexy+cat+costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=11sg60h91/EXP=1135811811/*-http%3A//www.siggys.com/images/xtc3231.jpg
I V Stalin
28-12-2005, 00:20
Before I go, here's a costume suggestion for Kitsune if she wants to join the TIT-SLUTS:
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=sexy+cat+costumes/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=11sg60h91/EXP=1135811811/*-http%3A//www.siggys.com/images/xtc3231.jpg
If there are four of you, how could it be the TIT-SLUTS?
*tries to think of suitable words for acronym FUCK, but fails*
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 00:23
*pities the guy that cleans this office*
*le sigh* http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/misc/13.gif
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 00:28
If there are four of you, how could it be the TIT-SLUTS?
*tries to think of suitable words for acronym FUCK, but fails*
Just use the Douglas Adams approach - after all, he did write a trilogy of five.
Oh and Tink - you're promoted from cleaner to TIT-SLUT permanent representative. Robots now have your old job.
*introduces bunch of psychotic-looking death bots*
Good, aren't they?
I V Stalin
28-12-2005, 00:33
Just use the Douglas Adams approach - after all, he did write a trilogy of five.
Oh and Tink - you're promoted from cleaner to TIT-SLUT permanent representative. Robots now have your old job.
*introduces bunch of psychotic-looking death bots*
Good, aren't they?
A trilogy of 5 is nothing. Robert Rankin wrote a trilogy so far consisting of 8 books, and it's going to be added to.
*watches bots fail to notice a wall, and try to run through it*
Yeah, good...
I Love Oranges
28-12-2005, 00:33
*becomes concious*
why am i a christmas tree?
Nation of Fortune
28-12-2005, 00:35
*becomes concious*
why am i a christmas tree?
Not just a christmas tree my foe, but a christmas with a nice, big, cock
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 00:36
*puts on devil costume*
So whats our first job?
I V Stalin
28-12-2005, 00:37
*puts on devil costume*
So whats our first job?
You can get to work on me if you want...
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 00:37
*puts on devil costume*
So whats our first job?
To follow me into this dark closet...;)
EDIT: Damnit! The massive horniness of I V once again senses the hot situation before I. I must learn his secrets...
I V Stalin
28-12-2005, 00:41
To follow me into this dark closet...;)
EDIT: Damnit! The massive horniness of I V once again senses the hot situation before I. I must learn his secrets...
And I've yet to post in the 'how horny are you' thread...
Secret the first: don't shut people in closets. They don't like it.
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 00:43
And I've yet to post in the 'how horny are you' thread...
Secret the first: don't shut people in closets. They don't like it.
Did you notice I always put people in the same closet? Did you turn the light on while you were in the dark closet?
It isn't really a closet. It's the special Boss' chamber. There's a huge bed, a hot tub and a wide range of...items for use. I was intending getting everyone in on the sly so that the proper orgy could begin in style, but now you've ruined it...:(
I V Stalin
28-12-2005, 00:45
Did you notice I always put people in the same closet? Did you turn the light on while you were in the dark closet?
It isn't really a closet. It's the special Boss' chamber. There's a huge bed, a hot tub and a wide range of...items for use. I was intending getting everyone in on the sly so that the proper orgy could begin in style, but now you've ruined it...:(
Ah, but you're not the boss anymore.
Couldn't find the light switch, plus I was only in there for a little while before someone (possibly Larina) saved me.
Harlesburg
28-12-2005, 00:49
*Smears glue over all the seats and tables*
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 00:50
*Smears glue over all the seats and tables*
*steals Potaria's gunshot*
*beats Harlesburg to death with it*
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 00:53
You can get to work on me if you want...
Heh, where should I start? And shouldnt this be a job for all the TIT-sluts?
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 00:56
Heh, where should I start? And shouldnt this be a job for all the TIT-sluts?
I agree, this is definately a 3-woman job!
Harlesburg
28-12-2005, 00:57
*Fires Staples*
Harlesburg
28-12-2005, 00:57
*steals Potaria's gunshot*
*beats Harlesburg to death with it*
*FIRES A STFU CANNON*
I V Stalin
28-12-2005, 00:59
I agree, this is definately a 3-woman job!
If Saku's a member as well, can I have all four of you? Please?