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LOL you confused me in the other place.

Grainne Ni Malley could this be you?.........:eek:
http://www.lizhubbard.com/main/images/journalpics/2004/liz_hubbard00002.jpg

Yeah, sorry about that. I just made it and I keep forgetting to switch after I check up it.


Mmm, could be, but this (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=drunk+people/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12j3mu46g/EXP=1135414771/*-http%3A//www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg) is more likely.

Yeah, sorry about that. I just made it and I keep forgetting to switch after I check up it.


Mmm, could be, but this (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=drunk+people/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12j3mu46g/EXP=1135414771/*-http%3A//www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg) is more likely.
A case of Last night (http://www.lizhubbard.com/main/images/journalpics/2004/liz_hubbard00002.jpg) next Morning (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=drunk+people/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12j3mu46g/EXP=1135414771/*-http%3A//www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg) i think.:p

A case of Last night (http://www.lizhubbard.com/main/images/journalpics/2004/liz_hubbard00002.jpg) next Morning (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=drunk+people/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12j3mu46g/EXP=1135414771/*-http%3A//www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg) i think.:p

With 48 hours drinking in between maybe.

*gets more alcohol*

With 48 hours drinking in between maybe.

*gets more alcohol*
How much more alcohol?

What should i vote for in the poll?

Yes
Hell Yes
No
I have a picture of TInk..............

How much more alcohol?

What should i vote for in the poll?

Yes
Hell Yes
No
I have a picture of TInk..............

Enough alcohol to keep the blood flowing and the mind numb. I don't know.

I picked "Hell Yes" mostly because it keeps me occupied, but if you have a pic of TInk, I'd vote for that. Hey, how come I don't have a pic of TInk?

*runs off to copy a pic of TInk*

Enough alcohol to keep the blood flowing and the mind numb. I don't know.

I picked "Hell Yes" mostly because it keeps me occupied, but if you have a pic of TInk, I'd vote for that. Hey, how come I don't have a pic of TInk?

*runs off to copy a pic of TInk*
Pictures of TInk are a Dime a Dozen they are everywhere.........

Even under that rock over there.<.<

Pictures of TInk are a Dime a Dozen they are everywhere.........

Even under that rock over there.<.<

Ah well. They're nice pics though.

*runs over to look under rock*

Ah well. They're nice pics though.

*runs over to look under rock*
Yes

Not that rock the other rock............

*Bombards no mans land to keep the vultures at bay*

Yes

Not that rock the other rock............

*Bombards no mans land to keep the vultures at bay*

*bends over to look under other rock, stumbles, falls over, hits head on rock*

Ooh wook wittle birdies....

*bends over to look under other rock, stumbles, falls over, hits head on rock*

Ooh wook wittle birdies....
Bends over you say.............

Bends over you say.............

*is passed out on a rock in nothing but a santa shirt*

*is passed out on a rock in nothing but a santa shirt*
Damn i tried to find the Graham Chapman No more Silliness General Piccy but i cant.:(
Paddles (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/eychen/ECSC-hotel2%20paddle.jpg)

*continues eating cheeseburger from other room* merry christmas all

*mouth full* Stop staring at him and pick him up!

*Rakes the decks with Grapeshot*

*Walks in and hands out beer, then goes and sits down with two loverly women....*

This is still going?!
*puts on crap Geordie accent*
'Day 3 of the NS General Office Party, and it's possible the festivities are beginning to wind down.'
[/Big Brother]
Hmmm...so, how are the forts doing? Anyone?

Sigh.

*glances over at the other fort*

Well, at least I have all teh dirty mags. I will not be a traitor, I will not be a traitor...

*wakes up out of his king size bed*
yay, Grainnes back, my cubicle will rise again!!

*wakes up out of his king size bed*
yay, Grainnes back, my cubicle will rise again!!

*has a severe head injury and welts on her buttocks, but is too drunk to know why*

*has a severe head injury and welts on her buttocks, but is too drunk to know why*

i found out since that you left my cubicle :(

i think i'm all alone now

i found out since that you left my cubicle :(

i think i'm all alone now

Well, everybody in your cubicle was passed out. I'll come back now if you'd like. I even made a paper clip reindeer for your fort!

*puppy dog eyes*

Well, everybody in your cubicle was passed out. I'll come back now if you'd like. I even made a paper clip reindeer for your fort!

*puppy dog eyes*

how can i say no to those eyes?

*opens his cubicle door again*

look while you were gone i installed a chandelier
and a trampoline


EDIT: though both are on different sides of the cubicle so you can jump as high as you want on the trampoline without impaling yourself :D

how can i say no to those eyes?

*opens his cubicle door again*

look while you were gone i installed a chandelier
and a trampoline


EDIT: though both are on different sides of the cubicle so you can jump as high as you want on the trampoline without impaling yourself :D

Why do I have a feeling this could be dangerous?

*rubs head*

Why do I have a feeling this could be dangerous?

*rubs head*

don't worry, i set up pillows on the ceiling so you won't hurt that pretty little head of yours :D

don't worry, i set up pillows on the ceiling so you won't hurt that pretty little head of yours :D

That's sweet.

*jumps on trampoline*

That's sweet.

*jumps on trampoline*

*remembers she's only wearin a santa shirt and can't take his eyes off her bouncing*

i leave to go sleep overnight and you add another 33 fucking pages on?! WTF?!

i leave to go sleep overnight and you add another 33 fucking pages on?! WTF?!

Stop your complaining and come jump on this trampoline with me before I have to go to sleep (seeing as how it's now 5am here).




Please? :D

i leave to go sleep overnight and you add another 33 fucking pages on?! WTF?!

well now you're here
come to my cubicle!!!

Alright, I'm going to go pass out in that king-sized bed for a little bit.

*climbs under covers*

(I'd love to stay, but I have a lot of stuff to do later today so I need a nap!)

Alright, I'm going to go pass out in that king-sized bed for a little bit.

*climbs under covers*

(I'd love to stay, but I have a lot of stuff to do later today so I need a nap!)

*tucks her in and kisses her on the forehead*
nighty night

:(
now i'm alone again

Stop your complaining and come jump on this trampoline with me before I have to go to sleep (seeing as how it's now 5am here).




Please? :D
sorry, had to go grab a shower whist it was free but i promise I'll have a bounce with you later

:(
now i'm alone again
*Walks in again, carrying a tennis court+reackets and balls)*Now your not, wanna play?

sorry, had to go grab a shower whist it was free but i promise I'll have a bounce with you later

come bounce with me!!! and Aust!!!
we're playing trampoline tennis!!!

Hey, can I put a puppet in the Cubicle?

I'll bring the alcohol...http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/cirrhosis.jpg

Uh, I mean, alcohol...http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/alcohol-intro.jpg...better.

~snip~

*drinks*

Hey, can I put a puppet in the Cubicle?

I'll bring the alcohol...http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/cirrhosis.jpg

Uh, I mean, alcohol...http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/alcohol-intro.jpg...better.
Yeah, sure, if you can find out the password...
TG Nof if you want it.
You'll be welcome. Of course, you will have to swear undying allegiance to Nof, Fleck, and myself, as well as resigning from your position as boss of this office. (Obviously, I'll take over).

Keep it a little non-spammish. We want it to stay alive for at least three pages.
At least 3?! Where's your sense of ambition?!:p

At least 3?! Where's your sense of ambition?!:p

at the rate we're going, we might actually get to 3 pages

at the rate we're going, we might actually get to 3 pages
You mean 300?

You mean 300?
Usually my threas die after ten at the most. But people like to get drunk and have sex with fellow workers. *shrugs*

You mean 300?

no, i mean 3
i'm being realistic

Usually my threas die after ten at the most. But people like to get drunk and have sex with fellow workers. *shrugs*
Awww. This your record, then?
Drinking and sex is good, yes, although I don't think this thread would've made it this far with just that. The Fort Wars (TM) are an integral part of this thread...

Awww. This your record, then?
Drinking and sex is good, yes, although I don't think this thread would've made it this far with just that. The Fort Wars (TM) are an integral part of this thread...

my fort was the best :)

my fort was the best :)
Maybe so, but our fort was more popular.

Maybe so, but our fort was more popular.

please, i could have blown it up if i thought it was a threat. i had strip twister with Grainne and Larina
and several other people came and went :D

please, i could have blown it up if i thought it was a threat. i had strip twister with Grainne and Larina
and several other people came and went :D
Yeah?! And how popular was your region? Huh? :p
Anyway, we had a vaporiser by the time I left. I nicked it off SB, then he gave me his weed as well.

Yeah?! And how popular was your region? Huh? :p
Anyway, we had a vaporiser by the time I left. I nicked it off SB, then he gave me his weed as well.

what region?
i never set one up
i already have a region, its enough work for me

*wakes up in Oranges cubicle fort*

What happened to the party?

what region?
i never set one up
i already have a region, its enough work for me
Precisely!
Erm...damn.
Ah well...let's see...
Aha! You didn't even think you'd have the popularity to get anyone in your region! Aha! And, Tribes wants to join ours now...
Sod it, I don't even care. Why am I arguing?

*wakes up on the love seat*

Where did this blanket come from?

*wakes up in Oranges cubicle fort*

What happened to the party?

hello darlin, oh we're just waiting for a few more to wake up

*jumps on his trampoline*

Yeah, sure, if you can find out the password...
TG Nof if you want it.
You'll be welcome. Of course, you will have to swear undying allegiance to Nof, Fleck, and myself, as well as resigning from your position as boss of this office. (Obviously, I'll take over).
OK. Except that, as my last act as office boss - you're fired.

*produces flamethrower borrowed from Monotonous some time in the past*

*wakes up, yawns, puts on someones clothes*

Damn! I can't believe it's not butter! Nor that the party is still hanging in there after 70 pages? (and someone feared it would only last 3) :cool:

Well, it's that time of the year again, so it's time to go... :eek: Have fun still, whomever's left!
But first:

*starts singing in the voice of Bing Crossby* :p
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself A merry little Christmas now.

*ends with a salute with the snow/white russian cannon* Bloom :D

I V Stalin, I Love Oranges, Neo Kervoskia, Tribes, Tink, Grainne Ni Malley, Harlesburg, Nation of Fortune, Aerou, Megaloria, Kanabia, LarinaVille and everybody else I have forgotten (including Demitri the Donkey): Great party! :fluffle: :D Well done. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Merry christmas to you all, and to all a good night! :fluffle:

Crap, I haven't even bought presents yet!
*grabs remaining Secret Santa-gifts and some unopened bottles of booze, runs out in a panic*

Thank the Gods it's not me that's going to clean up this mess... It's probably me next year, though!

*wakes up on the love seat*

Where did this blanket come from?

*pulls the love seat into his cubicle*

OK. Except that, as my last act as office boss - you're fired.

*produces flamethrower borrowed from Monotonous some time in the past*
Meh, I'm part of the furniture here now. Literally. I have half a cubicle wall embedded in my groin. I've only been drinking so much to forget about the pain.
You don't want to cut it out do you? Plenty of alcohol to use as anaesthetic, you've got the flamethrower to seal the wound...just rip it out.




Hang on...flamethrower...after using alcohol as an anaesthetic...hmmm...

Time for a song!

Everyone is a Communist

East Germans:
Everyone's a communist somewhere deep inside
It's nothing to be ashamed of, or to go and hide
From the milkman to the spies, you'll see it in their eyes
Communism's glory, and capitalism's lies

During May Day parades you see the army go
The kind Stasi are better than the Gestapo
There's no freedom of speech, but that's not their reach
Equality, solidarity are what our planners preach

The command economy triumphs over all, hooray
Stand in line for food now, you won't get any today
Distribution is done fairly, the deals all done squarely
And you'll reside in this paradise merrily

All for one and for all is among our calls
Our planners live far grander in majestic halls
It isn't careless, it's to show our awareness
Of our leaders' great economic fairness

Deutsche Demokratische Republik Official:
Ja, das ist richtig. Das ist sehr richtig!

Eferyone ist a communist somever deep inside
Es ist nothing to be ashamed, or to go und hide
From der milchmann to die spies, du see it in their eyes
Kommunizm's grosse glory, und capitalism's lies

Wir lieben our people as our own family
Sie arbeiten fuer us so enthusiastically
Ve'll nefer do any harm, no reason for alarm
Es ist all part of our socialistic charm
Because...

Everyone:
Everyone's a communist somewhere deep inside
It's nothing to be ashamed of, or to go and hide
From the milkman to the spies, you'll see it in their eyes
Communism's great glory, and capitalism's lies

*wakes up, yawns, puts on someones clothes*

Damn! I can't believe it's not butter! Nor that the party is still hanging in there after 70 pages? (and someone feared it would only last 3) :cool:

Well, it's that time of the year again, so it's time to go... :eek: Have fun still, whomever's left!
But first:

*starts singing in the voice of Bing Crossby* :p
-we'll be having none of that, thank you-

*ends with a salute with the snow/white russian cannon*

I V Stalin, I Love Oranges, Neo Kervoskia, Tribes, Tink, Grainne Ni Malley, Harlesburg, Nation of Fortune, Aerou, Megaloria, Kanabia, LarinaVille and everybody else I have forgotten (including Demitri the Donkey): Great party! :fluffle: :D Well done. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Bah, Humbug! :fluffle:

Crap, I haven't even bought presents yet!
*grabs remaining Secret Santa-gifts and some unopened bottles of booze, runs out in a panic*

Thank the Gods it's not me that's going to clean up this mess... It's probably me next year, though!
Yeah, yeah, sod all that...
Where'd you find that unopened booze?!

*buys more booze*

Let's Party until Festivus is over!

*buys more booze*

Let's Party until Festivus is over!

OMG!!!
a Seinfeld reference!!!!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hang on...flamethrower...after using alcohol as an anaesthetic...hmmm...
I don't need to waste the flamethrower fuel, at least...

hello darlin, oh we're just waiting for a few more to wake up

*jumps on his trampoline*

Oh right

*jumps on trampoline*

Oh right

*jumps on trampoline*

*jumps on trampoline as well*

*stops jumping*
Id better put some clothes on
*puts on santa bikini*
There.
*jumps on trampoline*

*wakes up, yawns, puts on someones clothes*

Damn! I can't believe it's not butter! Nor that the party is still hanging in there after 70 pages? (and someone feared it would only last 3) :cool:

Well, it's that time of the year again, so it's time to go... :eek: Have fun still, whomever's left!
But first:
<snip>


:fluffle:

*stops jumping*
Id better put some clothes on
*puts on santa bikini*
There.
*jumps on trampoline*
*puts tongue out*

*licks each time Larina bounces*

*puts tongue out*

*licks each time Larina bounces*

i'm bouncing too ;)

i'm bouncing too ;)
Damnit...bounce alternately! And someone get me a cold beer, my tongue's only got so much saliva!

Damnit...bounce alternately! And someone get me a cold beer, my tongue's only got so much saliva!

*goes to the super large and cold fridge in his cubicle and gets a brewskie*
there ya go Tribes

*bounces alternately*

*puts tongue out*

*licks each time Larina bounces*

Hehehe, tickles...keep going

*gets beer*
*starts licking Tribes*
*lick*

Hehehe, tickles...keep going
*tries to drink beer and lick Larina and ISLO alternately*

*quickly fails*

:(

Ah, sod it. *joins the pair on the trampoline, licks anything and everything. Including the trampoline*

*tries to drink beer and lick Larina and ISLO alternately*

*quickly fails*

:(

Ah, sod it. *joins the pair on the trampoline, licks anything and everything. Including the trampoline*

*falls down and plays crack the egg*

*falls down and plays crack the egg*
WHat's crack the egg? Or should I just assume I'm being kicked in the nuts.

*stops jumping*
hmm, I need ice cream....
*goes off in search of icecream*

WHat's crack the egg? Or should I just assume I'm being kicked in the nuts.

someone lies on the trampoline, pulls their knees to their chest and holds em there. then others jump and try to make you let go

*stops jumping*
hmm, I need ice cream....
*goes off in search of icecream*
There's bacon flavour ice cream in the freezer. At least there was a couple of nights ago...

someone lies on the trampoline, pulls their knees to their chest and holds em there. then others jump and try to make you let goWhat, by jumping so hard you crack you spine on the metal rim?

I'm game.

*clutches knees to chest*

There's bacon flavour ice cream in the freezer. At least there was a couple of nights ago...

Bacon? No thanks. I have a craving for vanilla

What, by jumping so hard you crack you spine on the metal rim?

I'm game.

*clutches knees to chest*

*bounces up and down as Tribes bangs off the metal screaming*

i leave to go sleep overnight and you add another 33 fucking pages on?! WTF?!
Foolish Ditzy some of us may have to read 73!

*comes back with a craving for white russian snow cones*

OMG a trampoline! My favorite of all favorites! I've always wanted to have teh s3x on a trampoline.

I like youz guyzes game. Seems a bit safer than the game we used to play. It was called Butt Wrestling. Basically you would just launch yourself ass first toward people and see what happened. OH the painful injuries we would sustain. good times.

I wish NS had a real office to party in...;)

I wish NS had a real office to party in...;)
*licks*`

*licks*`
*Licks tink*

*Licks tink*

*licks NoF*

*lines everyone up and licks them all*

*Licks tink*
*licks*

*drive by licking (http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/502/picture33mj.jpg)*

*drive by licking (http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/502/picture33mj.jpg)*
:eek:


and what is that invisible link doing in your sig?!

:eek:


and what is that invisible link doing in your sig?!


mainly for inspiration when I need a good pick me up

and for the cult of Tink *hides from ATF*

:eek:


and what is that invisible link doing in your sig?!
Being

*lick*

Yay, I have company!

Yes! and a trampoline!

:eek:


and what is that invisible link doing in your sig?!

http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

*rolls out of bed, hits the floor, wakes up screaming*

I don't want to be a candy cane! Wuh- oh... wait... hello!

Yes! and a trampoline!

Trampoline?
woohoo!!!!
*bounces*

and party hats!

*rolls out of bed, hits the floor, wakes up screaming*

I don't want to be a candy cane! Wuh- oh... wait... hello!

:confused:
*licks*

Hey, everyone's back...well, nearly everyone.
*licks Tink, because...well, it seems to be the done thing*
Let's get this party rolling again!
*fills snow cannon with toothpaste, and fires*
mmmmminty

Hey, everyone's back...well, nearly everyone.
*licks Tink, because...well, it seems to be the done thing*
Let's get this party rolling again!
*fills snow cannon with toothpaste, and fires*
mmmmminty

yum, minty snow.
*makes toothpaste-snow angel*

:confused:
*licks*

Sorry, in my dream Santa turned me into a candy cane and stuck me in his -nevermind, that's not important now.

*licks back*

Hey, everyone's back...well, nearly everyone.
*licks Tink, because...well, it seems to be the done thing*
Let's get this party rolling again!
*fills snow cannon with toothpaste, and fires*
mmmmminty
*licks Stalin*

Ewwww. Not that Stalin.............

*wonders if it's possible to modify the snow cannon...*
*shoves a week's worth of newspapers into cannon*
*places razor-wire mesh over end of cannon*
*fires cannon*
Woo! It's snowing paper!
Now, anyone got a chicken?

*licks Stalin*

Ewwww. Not that Stalin.............
Stop licking me. I am an official licker, not a lickee! Except when Tink's doing the licking, of course.

*wonders if it's possible to modify the snow cannon...*
*shoves a week's worth of newspapers into cannon*
*places razor-wire mesh over end of cannon*
*fires cannon*
Woo! It's snowing paper!
Now, anyone got a chicken?
*watches a chicken run across the office from a peephole in his fort*

*watches a chicken run across the office from a peephole in his fort*
Ok, here's the plan. Someone get a frying pan, heat up some oil, I'll fire the chicken through the mesh, and into the pan...the feathers should come off in the air...

Ok, here's the plan. Someone get a frying pan, heat up some oil, I'll fire the chicken through the mesh, and into the pan...the feathers should come off in the air...
*searches around in the drawers in the cubicle. Finds a pan and throws it over the top of the fort*

*searches around in the drawers in the cubicle. Finds a pan and throws it over the top of the fort*
Amazing what you have in that fort...
*picks up pan, finds oil, wanders over to oven*
Ok...this almost certainly won't work...
*starts to heat up oil*
*chases chicken round office, eventually cornering it in a disused cubicle*
*rams chicken down cannon, places mesh over top*
This is going to be fun...
*fires*
PFFFFFTTTTT!!!!
Erm...whoever's cannon this is...I think I broke it. Sorry...
Luckiest chicken in the world

*searches around in the drawers in the cubicle. Finds a pan and throws it over the top of the fort*
*grabs a stapler and hunts the chicken*
here chicky chicky chicky

*grabs a stapler and hunts the chicken*
here chicky chicky chicky

*grabs the chicken and tosses it on the trampoline*

What? I'm tenderizing it!"

*snip*
I know, it's like these drawes are bottomless or something.

*runs over and grabs chicken by neck*

*notices chicken is missing half it's feathers*

Well you were right that it would lose it's feathers

*grabs the chicken and tosses it on the trampoline*

What? I'm tenderizing it!"

interesting.
*joins*
*licks*
*licks the chicken*

I know, it's like these drawes are bottomless or something.

*runs over and grabs chicken by neck*

*notices chicken is missing half it's feathers*

Well you were right that it would lose it's feathers
I think it moulted them due to shock when I'd fired the cannon. Bloody thing still doesn't work. Ah sod it.
*joins everyone else on the trampoline*
Big trampoline...how does it fit in the cubicle?

I think it moulted them due to shock when I'd fired the cannon. Bloody thing still doesn't work. Ah sod it.
*joins everyone else on the trampoline*
Big trampoline...how does it fit in the cubicle?

Same theory as the drawers. Because it can.

*puts some pants on and goes to see if there's any booze left"

I think it moulted them due to shock when I'd fired the cannon. Bloody thing still doesn't work. Ah sod it.
*joins everyone else on the trampoline*
Big trampoline...how does it fit in the cubicle?
*Acts like a hermit in his cubicle fort with a few passed out bodies*

Same theory as the drawers. Because it can.

*puts some pants on and goes to see if there's any booze left"

pants?why?
booze on the other hand, now thats a good idea.
*jumps into the drawer of infinte capacity and searchs for some alcyhol*

pants?why?
booze on the other hand, now thats a good idea.
*jumps into the drawer of infinte capacity and searchs for some alcyhol*
TheIR My DRAWERS!

*Grabs Ifreann by the foot before he completely enters the drawer*

TheIR My DRAWERS!

*Grabs Ifreann by the foot before he completely enters the drawer*

ouch *bangs head on drawers*
i know, ill raid oranges' cubicle
*raids*

pants?why?
booze on the other hand, now thats a good idea.
*jumps into the drawer of infinte capacity and searchs for some alcyhol*

Pants because my bum is cold. :p

*finds her hidden stash of whiskey and drinks up*

Pants because my bum is cold. :p

*finds her hidden stash of whiskey and drinks up*

good reason

Pants because my bum is cold. :p

*finds her hidden stash of whiskey and drinks up*
Well I can warm that cold bum of yours right up.

Well I can warm that cold bum of yours right up.

heated chairs in the cubicle?

heated chairs in the cubicle?
Well my cat seems to love my lap, so I guess in must be pretty warm..........

Well I can warm that cold bum of yours right up.

ILO might have a nervous breakdown if I leave his fort again. You can sneak over here for a few if you want.

*cleans feathers off of the trampoline, jumps on and proceeds to hang various underwear items on the chandelier*

Well my cat seems to love my lap, so I guess in must be pretty warm..........

hmmm
*sits on NoFs lap*
meh

*Sneaks over to the fort, leaving his under the care of the unconnsious bodies*

*Sneaks over to the fort, leaving his under the care of the unconnsious bodies*

*stops jumping long enough to guide NoF through the sea of unconcious people and licks*

*Sneaks over to the fort, leaving his under the care of the unconnsious bodies*

w00t!

*stops jumping long enough to guide NoF through the sea of unconcious people and licks*
*licks back*

I have a package here for the war on Christmas. Can I get someone to sign for this? Oh from the looks of things the war is over and Christmas won.

I have a package here for the war on Christmas. Can I get someone to sign for this? Oh from the looks of things the war is over and Christmas won.

ill sign for that
*throws the package into the bonfire*

ill sign for that
*throws the package into the bonfire*

Thank you. *holds hand out, palm up, waiting for tip*

ill sign for that
*throws the package into the bonfire*

Nooooooo! You just killed all of Santa's elves... well I heard squealing at any rate.

Nooooooo! You just killed all of Santa's elves... well I heard squealing at any rate.
*Shifty eyes*

I'll be right back

*Pee's fire out*

mmm'Mmmmm. Roasting flesh.

Thank you. *holds hand out, palm up, waiting for tip*
*licks*
(*has woken up in NoF's now silent fort, obviously*)

*Shifty eyes*

I'll be right back

*Pee's fire out*

mmm'Mmmmm. Roasting flesh.
*wanders over to whichever fort has the trampoline in*
Barbequed elf anyone? We appear to have lost the pig and probably the chicken too. The jammy sod.

*licks*
(*has woken up in NoF's now silent fort, obviously*)


*startled and aroused*

nice cubicle fort... is that a bunch of naked passed out bodies I see? what kind of company/war on christmas is this?

*startled and aroused*

nice cubicle fort... is that a bunch of naked passed out bodies I see? what kind of company/war on christmas is this?

the best damn company/war on christmas in town!!!

*startled and aroused*

nice cubicle fort... is that a bunch of naked passed out bodies I see? what kind of company/war on christmas is this?
The best one ever. Day three and goig strong, as soon as the rest of us wake up anyway.

*startled and aroused*

nice cubicle fort... is that a bunch of naked passed out bodies I see? what kind of company/war on christmas is this?
I think 'debauched' is the word that springs to mind. Have a beer.
*hands over a beer*

The best one ever. Day three and goig strong, as soon as the rest of us wake up anyway.

I'll say. some of you look like you need to eat. Have you all be living off alcohol and bacon ice cream or something?


I think 'debauched' is the word that springs to mind. Have a beer.
*hands over a beer*

Debauched = Good

*chugs*

*pulls out a spliff*

got a light?

*finds big office light switch*

*turns all lights off*

Ooh, so much more fun with the li...OUCH!

OK, I'll turn 'em back on.

Um. *fumbles*

...

Where's the light switch?

*pulls out lighter*
*lights*
Errmm, anyone else got a light? This ones a bit underpowered.
Hello?
Anyone?



Aw crap.

*puff puff*

if anyone can find their way over here, you can have some of this.

*starts hallucinating*

damn I think this was my special one that I was saving
theres a few other herbs mixed in as well
oh well , enjoy

this is what you get for pissing on my bonfire

The switch is in my hands.

*Flicks switch on and off repetedly, then hides it*

I did nothing of the sort!

I've been in a deep discussion about the nature of reality with this half man/half leopard for the past 1000 years.

The switch is in my hands.

*Flicks switch on and off repetedly, then hides it*
*raves*
bigfishlittlefishcardboardboxbigfis - Hey! More strobe!

whoa man - I think I fell into a time hole

whoa man - I think I fell into a time hole
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

*is seen crawling on hands and knees mumbling something about an extra pair of legs*

*raves*
bigfishlittlefishcardboardboxbigfis - Hey! More strobe!
*raves*

Ohmanthesepillsthatitookarethebombmanohgodithinki'mjustcomingupnowohmygodhowcoolisthis!!!!!!!!

*raves*
bigfishlittlefishcardboardboxbigfis - Hey! More strobe!

WOOOO
*bigfishlittlefishcardboardboxbigfishlittlefishcarboardboxbigfishlittlefishcarboardbox*

Was this really worth 77 pages?

*is seen crawling on hands and knees mumbling something about an extra pair of legs*
*Notices this then gets an idea*

*Runs to where tink is*

*steals her bra and puts it on his head*

*Runs back over to SB, wearing nothing but boxers with bells on the crotch, and the bra on his head*

I AM BRA MAN!

*Jumps up and down repeatedly, chanting I am Bra man*

Was this really worth 77 pages?
Oh yes it was, it's been a great time, I hope to keep this thing alive until after christmas.

Oh yes it was, it's been a great time, I hope to keep this thing alive until after christmas.

Hmmm...And I shall start a pool over when this gets locked.

Oh yes it was, it's been a great time, I hope to keep this thing alive until after christmas.
Lets just move smoothly into New Year's Eve...

Hmmm...And I shall start a pool over when this gets locked.
Go for it, I'm expecting it to get locked any second

*a kalaidascope of "bra Man" fills his vision while some deep pavlovian-like urge makes him drool when he hears the bells*


Who/what am I? I feel broken but free. I hear voices that are mine but not mine as the same time.

*some Prodigy comes on the player*

OHMYGODIcan'tbelievetheyareplayingthissongitislikeSOgreatIjustlowthisbitholdonholdonholdonholdon
THEREohYESIamsofuckingLOVINGthisbygodIneedadrinkthoughohWOWthisisSUCHaCLASSnightwhoayeah!!!!!!!

*performs wierd arm/leg combo movements, thinking he is the shit on the dance floor*

*some Prodigy comes on the player*

OHMYGODIcan'tbelievetheyareplayingthissongitislikeSOgreatIjustlowthisbitholdonholdonholdonholdon
THEREohYESIamsofuckingLOVINGthisbygodIneedadrinkthoughohWOWthisisSUCHaCLASSnightwhoayeah!!!!!!!

*performs wierd arm/leg combo movements, thinking he is the shit on the dance floor*
*laughs at Tribes*
Dude, drugs are baaad.
Um, anyone got any weed?

*a kalaidascope of "bra Man" fills his vision while some deep pavlovian-like urge makes him drool when he hears the bells*


Who/what am I? I feel broken but free. I hear voices that are mine but not mine as the same time.
You are panty man, my trusty sidekick, Now all you need is some panties on your head.........

*laughs at Tribes*
Dude, drugs are baaad.
Um, anyone got any weed?
OhmandrugsaresooooooooooooooonotbattheyaregreatImeantheyarereallytheshitImeanallthecoloursaresovibra ntandeverythingfeelssogreatbutooh....hhhhheerrrrrrrreeeeeee......coooooomesssthe.....cooooommmeeedoo ooowwwnnnn......

*collapses*

I'm freakin out man!

*Bra Mans two heads are arguing back and forth as he places granny panties on my head*

I should have never gotten involved in this war on Christmas

I'm freakin out man!

*Bra Mans two heads are arguing back and forth as he places Grainne Ni Malley's panties on my head*

I should have never gotten involved in this war on Christmas
Fixed it for you ;)

I'm freakin out man!

*Bra Mans two heads are arguing back and forth as he places granny panties on my head*

I should have never gotten involved in this war on Christmas
Too late now. There is no escape - MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA;)

*some Prodigy comes on the player*

OHMYGODIcan'tbelievetheyareplayingthissongitislikeSOgreatIjustlowthisbitholdonholdonholdonholdon
THEREohYESIamsofuckingLOVINGthisbygodIneedadrinkthoughohWOWthisisSUCHaCLASSnightwhoayeah!!!!!!!

*performs wierd arm/leg combo movements, thinking he is the shit on the dance floor*

*comes back with ice cream*
OO, i love this one
*starts dancing too then passes out*

*comes back with ice cream*
OO, i love this one
*starts dancing too then passes out*
Oooooh.........maaaaaannn.....it's.......it's like.....mmm.......myy bbbrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaiiinnnn....has.......ssssssstoooooppppppped ww.....wwwooorrkinnngggg..........

*dances anyway, just very slowly*

*dances like a trance god*

*comes back with ice cream*
OO, i love this one
*starts dancing too then passes out*
*Runs over and steals her bra, dragging his drugged out sidekick to do his job*

*Runs over and steals her bra, dragging his drugged out sidekick to do his job*

silly im already naked....i think

*tries to follow for some reason not really knowing what is going on*

What the...?

*passes out*

silly im already naked....i think
Well now you are, silly, now that panty man stole your panties, and I took your bra.

*dances*

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/morningbell/pics/thom6.gif

*Puts LarinaVille's bra on his head along with Tinks*

*Puts LarinaVille's bra on his head along with Tinks*

*points and laughs*

*points and laughs*
*Runs over*

I AM BRA MAN! SURRENDER YOUR BRA OR ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

*Runs over*

I AM BRA MAN! SURRENDER YOUR BRA OR ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!


*gives bra over even though it's not hers*

Here you go, want 20 more?

*gives bra over even though it's not hers*

Here you go, want 20 more?
Only if they were taken fresh off the woman in question.

Only if they were taken fresh off the woman in question.

Well, I could put them on and then take them back off again, but that might take a while. It seems like I stole everone's undergarments at some point in time last night.

*Puts LarinaVille's bra on his head along with Tinks*
put my bra on your head and it'll cover your eyes:rolleyes:


and random question here, do I have a weird nose?

Well, I could put them on and then take them back off again, but that might take a while. It seems like I stole everone's undergarments at some point in time last night.
Za, my plan is foiled.

PANTY MAN! Accost this woman and steal her panties

*Strikes a superhero pose*

Za, my plan is foiled.

PANTY MAN! Accost this woman and steal her panties

*Strikes a superhero pose*

Who in the hell is Panty Ma-

put my bra on your head and it'll cover your eyes:rolleyes:


and random question here, do I have a weird nose?
So.... I'm allowed to have my fun, no?

and I really don't think you nose is funny at all, why?

*snickers*

So.... I'm allowed to have my fun, no?

and I really don't think you nose is funny at all, why?

*snickers*
my mummy's really drunk and she just told me that it's horrendous...

my mummy's really drunk and she just told me that it's horrendous...
Then take it as it is, your mummy is really drunk.

Then take it as it is, your mummy is really drunk.
drunk people tell the truth though...

drunk people tell the truth though...
Drunk people also can't see totally straight, at least if they are really drunk

drunk people tell the truth though...

Except when they're lying. Poke her in her nose!

Except when they're lying. Poke her in her nose!
she's gone to bed, i'm gonna remind her what she said in the morning and pretend to be really upset about it, wind her up a bit

she's gone to bed, i'm gonna remind her what she said in the morning and pretend to be really upset about it, wind her up a bit
Nice plan

And remember tink, in my book you come in third for hottest, right behind Aerou, and Sarah (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/deathwitharifle/tree1.jpg)

Nice plan

And remember tink, in my book you come in third for hottest, right behind Aerou, and Sarah (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/deathwitharifle/tree1.jpg)
who's this Sarah bird? she is hot!

Nice plan

And remember tink, in my book you come in third for hottest, right behind Aerou, and Sarah (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/deathwitharifle/tree1.jpg)

:(

That's ok, I agree. Only Cabra West gets to be first in my book.

who's this Sarah bird? she is hot!
She's the girl I went to the movies with lastnight. She's not really my girlfriend, but she is one of the few people I am very close to. And by few people I mean practically the only one. She does seem to like me, but is really busy with things, and since I ran off to college, we've been at a distance. Also since I ran off to college she is one of the only people I keep in touch with.

:(

That's ok, I agree. Only Cabra West gets to be first in my book.
Well it is your book. And sorry for you not getting a place on there, but I haven't really seen a picture of you.

Well it is your book. And sorry for you not getting a place on there, but I haven't really seen a picture of you.

That's ok, I don't have too many current pics and I certainly don't have any of my ample bosom. Though I do have an ample bosom. Ask Cabra.

That's ok, I don't have too many current pics and I certainly don't have any of my ample bosom. Though I do have an ample bosom. Ask Cabra.
Word taken.

ouch *bangs head on drawers*
i know, ill raid oranges' cubicle
*raids*

you fool, you were on the trampoline, which is in MY cubicle

*sets up lights that flash on the trampoline* HEY EVERYBODY, BOUNCE CONTEST IN MY CUBICLE!!!! WHO CAN BOUNCE THE HIGHEST AND DO MORE TRAMPOLINE TRICKS???

*bounces*

*sets up lights that flash on the trampoline* HEY EVERYBODY, BOUNCE CONTEST IN MY CUBICLE!!!! WHO CAN BOUNCE THE HIGHEST AND DO MORE TRAMPOLINE TRICKS???

*bounces*

*does a running jump onto trampoline and laucnhes into the air, landing a perfect triple back somersault*

*does a running jump onto trampoline and laucnhes into the air, landing a perfect triple back somersault*

*does a stupid looking knee drop thing and falls over*
wow, i suck :D

*does a stupid looking knee drop thing and falls over*
wow, i suck :D

Under normal circumstances I would have broken my neck, but I'm drunk enough to pull something like that off.

*nods*

And with that I take sarah's picture down

And Lo, I Return.

And Lo, I Return.

And Lo, I am still here.

*tires of jumping on trampoline and begins making a paperclip snowman*

Ahhhh, finally off work :)

*sits down on the love seat in the cubicle fort*

Ahhhh, finally off work :)

*sits down on the love seat in the cubicle fort*

*Tackle-fondle-lick*

Ahhhh, finally off work :)

*sits down on the love seat in the cubicle fort*
WHOOOO YOUR BACK!!!!!!!

*hugs*

WHOOOO YOUR BACK!!!!!!!

*hugs*

*hugs and licks everyone in the cubicle fort*

*hugs and licks everyone in the cubicle fort*
*licks back*

*blinks*

Sorry Aerou, but I had to say it, not that it isn't true;)

Nice plan

And remember tink, in my book you come in third for hottest, right behind Aerou, and Sarah (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/deathwitharifle/tree1.jpg)
I jsut want to see what you have to say on this.

Aerou - first. Easily.
That is all.

Sorry Aerou, but I had to say it, not that it isn't true;)


I jsut want to see what you have to say on this.

Tink is way hotter then I am =P

Tink is way hotter then I am =P
If you say so..........

I still say it's you though

Aerou - first. Easily.
That is all.
*nods*

I once told Aerou to stop making fun of a picture of a really beautiful woman that someone had posted on the forums, only to have Aerou inform me that it was indeed a picture of her. I was kind of new at the time. I mean, I still am new, but I was really new then.

*finishes using all the paper clips, looks for something else to do*

I think this party needs Aerou dancing in an elf costume.

*looks in*
its not over yet?

*looks in*
its not over yet?
No, I think some of the employee's died of alcohol poising though...........

No, I think some of the employee's died of alcohol poising though...........
o thats not good

*Runs over*

I AM BRA MAN! SURRENDER YOUR BRA OR ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Bombards With Mango's!

*nods*

I once told Aerou to stop making fun of a picture of a really beautiful woman that someone had posted on the forums, only to have Aerou inform me that it was indeed a picture of her. I was kind of new at the time. I mean, I still am new, but I was really new then.
Yes. Beautiful is right.

yay, Aerou's in my fort!!!

*does something with Grainne*

yay, Aerou's in my fort!!!

*does something with Grainne*

*wakes up to I-don't know-what being done to I-have-no-clue*

*wakes up to I-don't know-what being done to I-have-no-clue*

you make that sound so dirty, i was just waiting for you to decide what you were gonna do next, and i'll help

you make that sound so dirty, i was just waiting for you to decide what you were gonna do next, and i'll help

I think it was dirty in your mind to begin with. Want to play dare or dare? My brain is fudged over by the alcohol so don't expect ingeneous ideas from me.

sorry I was off down the pub. For 3 days.


What have I missed?

I think it was dirty in your mind to begin with. Want to play dare or dare? My brain is fudged over by the alcohol so don't expect ingeneous ideas from me.


ok, dare or dare it is
i hope this doesn't turn out badly

ok, dare or dare it is
i hope this doesn't turn out badly

Alright. Um... I dare you to run up to the bosses office and bring me something from his desk drawer.

sorry I was off down the pub. For 3 days.


What have I missed?
Ermm. A trampoline was involved somewhere. Apart form the it's all a bit hazy.
Oh, and Tribes is on E's. Woo! Great Party!

Alright. Um... I dare you to run up to the bosses office and bring me something from his desk drawer.

*runs to the bosses office and looks through the drawers. finds a 15 inch black dildo and brings it back to Grainne*

*runs to the bosses office and looks through the drawers. finds a 15 inch black dildo and brings it back to Grainne*

i dare you to seduce someone then steal their underpants and leave them there naked :eek:

i dare you to seduce someone then steal their underpants and leave them there naked :eek:

*looks around*

I choose you Monkeypimp!

*runs over, licks and seduces, gets underpants off and comes back*

I dare you to paint the words "I am Santa's sex slave" on somebody's forehead with white out.

*walks in whistling*

*finds beer*

*walks out whistling. with beer*

I dare you to paint the words "I am Santa's sex slave" on somebody's forehead with white out.

Bah, forget all this.

*takes bosses dildo and runs off*

Bah, forget all this.

*takes bosses dildo and runs off*

noooooo, i've lost my Grainne to the giant dildo which i can in no way compare to *falls on his knees and screams to the ceiling* nooooooo

just got to open a christmas present early and my (68 yr old) nan got me v-strings!!! :s

just got to open a christmas present early and my (68 yr old) nan got me v-strings!!! :s

V...strings?

V...strings?

the v is slightly above the g on the keyboard, but we'll see

V...strings?
Omg don't you know what a V string is?? It's like.. Yea. Umm.. Wtf?

the v is slightly above the g on the keyboard, but we'll see
On my keyboard its slightly below..

noooooo, i've lost my Grainne to the giant dildo which i can in no way compare to *falls on his knees and screams to the ceiling* nooooooo

I just put it away. The bosses dildo. Ew. I'd rather have the almost-real thing. ;)

the v is slightly above the g on the keyboard, but we'll see
actually you can call then either v or g strings

On my keyboard its slightly below..
oops, thats what i meant

I just put it away. The bosses dildo. Ew. I'd rather have the almost-real thing. ;)

;) just come to Ireland :p


(and i'll set you up with someone)

oops, thats what i meant
Fair enough lol.

*comes back in whistling*

*finds more beer*

*leaves again with beer*

actually you can call then either v or g strings

i still think we need pics of you in them to know for sure ;)

Hmmm...back again...and it's still going! Why does that not surprise me? Anyway...
*sits cross-legged in middle of office floor, drinking vodka*
How are we all?

i still think we need pics of you in them to know for sure ;)
you'd have nightmares for weeks, i couldn't do that to you