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Dalleria
25-12-2005, 02:09
*looks at empty room*
*finds a picture of tink*
*drools*
*see's the young beautiful russian blonde maid waving*
*notices he's the only one inside*
*goes inside closet*
*hits lights*
:fluffle:
THE REST IS HISTORY
WE NOW HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!!!!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:11
*looks at empty room*
*finds a picture of tink*
*drools*
*see's the young beautiful russian blonde maid waving*
*notices he's the only one inside*
*goes inside closet*
*hits lights*
:fluffle:
THE REST IS HISTORY
WE NOW HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!!!!
*Bursts in room*
SPOON! I am Bra man!
Grethuukor
25-12-2005, 02:12
What the heck?
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 02:13
Russian:Oooooh?!!!!
*immediatly puts shirt over chest*
Dalleria:Hey man,she's mine
*hits lights*
Russian:Ooooh Dall,you have a nice chest.
:fluffle:
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:15
Russian:Oooooh?!!!!
*immediatly puts shirt over chest*
Dalleria:Hey man,she's mine
*hits lights*
Russian:Ooooh Dall,you have a nice chest.
:fluffle:
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPOON!
*steals her bra, and adds it to the rest*
*hits the light switch*
SPOON!
*Runs off*
Grethuukor
25-12-2005, 02:16
This is getting weird
Megaloria
25-12-2005, 02:16
Russian:Oooooh?!!!!
*immediatly puts shirt over chest*
Dalleria:Hey man,she's mine
*hits lights*
Russian:Ooooh Dall,you have a nice chest.
:fluffle:
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, no. That's not a relationship, that's "relations". Just ask Bill Clinton.
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:17
This is getting weird
*licks*
This is getting weird
:eek:
Excuse me? THIS is getting weird? Tell me, haven't you read the last 100 pages?
*hands Grethuukor a christmaspresent*
Ho ho ho
*Licks*
Grethuukor
25-12-2005, 02:21
*licks*
"Stop licking me!"
Bobs Taco Shack
25-12-2005, 02:21
:eek:
After 3 days.. I think its officially time for the after party to begin....
BRING IN THE MIDGETS, GOATS, MIDGET GOATS, AND GOATSE MIDGETS...AND A WHOOOOOOOOOLLLLE LOTTA BEER!:p
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 02:23
Russian:I must go back to work.
Dalleria:No!Come back to Dalleria with me,please.
Russian:But I have a job here in the office.
Dalleria:You will be a beautiful wife of an athlete in Dalleria
Russian:I can go,but only for you.
Dalleria:By the way,what the heck is your name?
Russian:Anna
Dalleria:Well Anna,Dalleria is the place for you.
*Walk out to limosuine*
*Fly to Dalleria*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:24
:eek:
After 3 days.. I think its officially time for the after party to begin....
BRING IN THE MIDGETS, GOATS, MIDGET GOATS, AND GOATSE MIDGETS...AND A WHOOOOOOOOOLLLLE LOTTA BEER!:p
OH no, OH HELL NO! This is till the party!!!!!!
*licks bob*
*licks Grethuukor*
*rubs Kitsune*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 02:24
"Stop licking me!"
*licks*
:eek:
After 3 days.. I think its officially time for the after party to begin....
BRING IN THE MIDGETS, GOATS, MIDGET GOATS, AND GOATSE MIDGETS...AND A WHOOOOOOOOOLLLLE LOTTA BEER!:p
Welcome to the party, pal. Here, have six pints of bitter, but please, don't start talking about the end of the world OK?
*Hands Bobs Taco Shack a present and a submachine gun*
*licks*
Antikythera
25-12-2005, 02:28
*sits in a corner shaking with fright*
do i actualy work with these people
Russian:I must go back to work.
Dalleria:No!Come back to Dalleria with me,please.
Russian:But I have a job here in the office.
Dalleria:You will be a beautiful wife of an athlete in Dalleria
Russian:I can go,but only for you.
Dalleria:By the way,what the heck is your name?
Russian:Anna
Dalleria:Well Anna,Dalleria is the place for you.
*Walk out to limosuine*
*Fly to Dalleria*
By the way, has anybody seen where Ivan went? He borrowed a wig of mine, and I'd like it back... :D
Megaloria
25-12-2005, 02:30
*sits in a corner shaking with fright*
do i actualy work with these people
You think we actually do WORK here? Pff. *goose*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:31
*sits in a corner shaking with fright*
do i actualy work with these people
*Runs over wearing Kitsunes bra on his head, and a variety of others wrapped oround his body*
I AM BRA MAN! SPOON!
*licks*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 02:32
*Runs over wearing Kitsunes bra on his head, and a variety of others wrapped oround his body*
I AM BRA MAN! SPOON!
*licks*
*throws a spoon at NoF's head*
*sits in a corner shaking with fright*
do i actualy work with these people
Here, drink this... It will make everything seem better.
*Hands Antikythera a stiff drink and a present*
*licks*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:33
*throws a spoon at NoF's head*
*Listens to the thunk*
SPOON!
*Licks Antikythera again*
Walks in incredibly late
Well it's not like I actually show up to work anymore, oh well free food and drink.
Green Sun
25-12-2005, 02:34
*Gets ass stapled to face somehow*
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:35
*Gets ass stapled to face somehow*
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE!
*Whistles innocently*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 02:36
*Gets ass stapled to face somehow*
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE!
*gets scalpel*
Come here. I'll fix you.
*Gets ass stapled to face somehow*
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE!
Pauses in the middle of a cookie and stares befuddled
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:37
*Goes off in search of Kitsune*
Megaloria
25-12-2005, 02:37
*gets scalpel*
Come here. I'll fix you.
Hah, fix THIS!
*goose*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 02:38
Hah, fix THIS!
*goose*
*drops scalpel in horror*
That's... that's beyond fixing.
Megaloria
25-12-2005, 02:39
*drops scalpel in horror*
That's... that's beyond fixing.
Heh.
Antikythera
25-12-2005, 02:40
Here, drink this... It will make everything seem better.
*Hands Antikythera a stiff drink and a present*
*licks*
*opens present*
o i have always wanted one of these*
*pulls out a lava lamp and plugs it in*
*drops scalpel in horror*
That's... that's beyond fixing.
No, you just need the right set of tools.
*Pulls chainsaw out of sack*
*Starrrrrrrrts chainsaw*
Just stand still for a second...
Green Sun
25-12-2005, 02:41
ARE YOU GONNA FIX ME NOW?
*Sniff*
AAHH! I'VE GOT GAS!
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 02:43
No, you just need the right set of tools.
*Pulls chainsaw out of sack*
*Starrrrrrrrts chainsaw*
Just stand still for a second...
*runs and hides behind Green Sun*
Ahhhh! That's foul! What did you eat? :eek:
ARE YOU GONNA FIX ME NOW?
*Sniff*
AAHH! I'VE GOT GAS!
*laughs and throws large coins at blinding speeds*
Green Sun
25-12-2005, 02:44
I have Mafia connections!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:45
I have Mafia connections!
SPOON! The very face of evil. PANTY MAN!
*looks and see's panty man passed out*
I shall take you on myself then!
Zatarack
25-12-2005, 02:47
"Hello and goodbye and take this bomb then fly."
Antikythera
25-12-2005, 02:47
*sits waiting for lava lamp the bubble*
Green Sun
25-12-2005, 02:48
*Pulls face off of ass*
No thanks to YOU guys. Merry fucking Christmas.
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:48
Ah to hell with it. It's a party
*sits down and watches the funny kitties* (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170)
*sits down and watches the lava lamp*
Grethuukor
25-12-2005, 02:50
*licks*
*uses Deus ex Machina to summon giant eagle*
"Like me past that Grainne!"
Hehehe... This won't hurt... much. At least, it won't hurt me!
*Runs after Green Sun*
*sees he's managed to free himself*
Damn! Oh well, I'm gonna take credit for that anyway... So someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this as gift on this Christmas day!
(Yay! Godfather refrence!) :cool:
Antikythera
25-12-2005, 02:51
Ah to hell with it. It's a party
*sits down and watches the funny kitties* (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170)
* looks over NoF shoulder*
my lava lamp is cooler
*returns to corner*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:52
* looks over NoF shoulder*
my lava lamp is cooler
*returns to corner*
SPOON!
But how often do you see cats jumping on chandaliers?
And while I'm at it:
*fixes Megaloria with chainsaw*
There. All better. :D Hmm... You might want to put some alcohol on that though...
Antikythera
25-12-2005, 02:55
SPOON!
But how often do you see cats jumping on chandaliers?
every day
*waits for lamp to erupt*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 02:55
Ah to hell with it. It's a party
*sits down and watches the funny kitties* (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170)
*sits down and watches funny kitties (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170) with NoF*
Pocorn?
Antikythera
25-12-2005, 02:57
*sits down and watches funny kitties (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170) with NoF*
Pocorn?
*steals popcorn*
Ah to hell with it. It's a party
*sits down and watches the funny kitties* (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170)
*Drops chainsaw*
*sits down and watches kittens*
Aaaaww, cute kittens. Beer, anyone?
Anyone have any alcohol? I'm getting desperate here.
*chugs a bottle of Nyquil*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 02:57
*sits down and watches funny kitties (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170) with NoF*
Pocorn?
*steals her bra, and adds it to the collection, wait, I already have yours somewhere...*
Perhaps in one of these bottomless drawers....
Antikythera
25-12-2005, 02:59
Anyone have any alcohol? I'm getting desperate here.
*chugs a bottle of Nyquil*
*hold out the drink that was handed to her earyer*
here you go
*hold out the drink that was handed to her earyer*
here you go
*wonders what was the in drink*
Ah what the hell
*chugs it and follows up with a shot of peroxide*
Green Sun
25-12-2005, 03:00
Ah to hell with it. It's a party
*sits down and watches the funny kitties* (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170)
I think my lungs just imploded.
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 03:01
*steals popcorn*
*steals her bra, and adds it to the collection, wait, I already have yours somewhere...*
Perhaps in one of these bottomless drawers....
Why is everyone stealing stuff from me? I just wanted to watch the kitties in peace, but noooooooo....
*pouts*
Zatarack
25-12-2005, 03:01
*looks at watch*
5...4...3...2...1
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 03:01
I think my lungs just imploded.
Thought you guys might like it
*hold out the drink that was handed to her earyer*
here you go
NOOOOOO! That was a... special one!
Oh, never mind. Have another drink. A regular one...
*hands Antikythera another drink*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 03:02
Why is everyone stealing stuff from me? I just wanted to watch the kitties in peace, but noooooooo....
*pouts*
AHHHH, I'm sorry
*Hugs*
*licks*
*licks naughty place*
NOOOOOO! That was a... special one!
Oh, never mind. Have another drink. A regular one...
*hands Antikythera another drink*
*wonders what the hell was in the drink and starts looking for the number to poison control*
Antikythera
25-12-2005, 03:03
Why is everyone stealing stuff from me? I just wanted to watch the kitties in peace, but noooooooo....
*pouts*
*sneeks up behind and dumps popcorn all over grainne*
there you go
*grinns
Why is everyone stealing stuff from me? I just wanted to watch the kitties in peace, but noooooooo....
*pouts*
Poor you... :fluffle: Have a drink instead, eh?
*hands Grainne a nice drink with a small umbrella*
*licks*
Zatarack
25-12-2005, 03:07
"Say hello to the clouds!"
Stomach..BURNS!
*passes out in a rollling chair*
Stomach..BURNS!
*passes out in a rollling chair*
Oh, this might be fun?
*Ties Luporum to chair with duct tape and christmaslights*
*rolls chair to stairway*
*pushes chair down stairs*
*wakes up wondering why his head hurts*
that's a lot of blood...what am I doing in a rolly chair?
*Tries to nudge himself loose but only falls down the next flight of steps*
Aaahh Dammit!
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 03:33
Poor you... :fluffle: Have a drink instead, eh?
*hands Grainne a nice drink with a small umbrella*
*licks*
*picks popcorn out of hair and sips drink*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 04:36
NEVER FEAR! BRA MAN IS HERE!
*jumps out of wherever he was*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 04:39
*Looks and see's that nobody is concious*
*hangs his head*
*Kitsunes bra misalligns itself*
*Adjusts Kitsunes bra so it isn't in his eye anymore*
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 05:27
*Hott French Model waves at Panty man*
*shows she has no pantys*
*licks*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 05:29
*Hott French Model waves at Panty man*
*shows she has no pantys*
My Side kick is unconcious! I shall have to deal with you, you nefarious vilian!
*Steals her bra and puts it around his body with most of the others, except kitsunes, which is on his head*
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 05:32
*pounces on panty man*
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 05:34
*pounces on panty man*
:fluffle: :fluffle:
*Wonders why she pounced on panty man, Bra man is the one she is facing*
SPOON! You nefarious pantyless vilian. You are his weakness after all, however a braless woman is my job well done!
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 05:36
*Looks and teases bra man*
*pounces on bra man*
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 05:38
*'wrestles' the nefarious villian to the ground*
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 05:40
French:I love u,y don't u love me?strips rest off clothes down,turns lights off*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 05:44
French:I love u,y don't u love me?strips rest off clothes down,turns lights off*
*Strikes manly pose*
Bra man is a superhero, if he falls to the evils of love right now, who will show women all around the globe a good time?
Peisandros
25-12-2005, 05:46
*Strikes manly pose*
Bra man is a superhero, if he falls to the evils of love right now, who will show women all around the globe a good time?
*sticks head into room slowly*
*sees bra man*
*runs*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 05:48
*sticks head into room slowly*
*sees bra man*
*runs*
Farewell my maiden, My superhero senses are picking up!
*Runs after Peisandros*
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
*licks*
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 05:48
French:U can love other women,just marry me,u showed me FUN
Peisandros
25-12-2005, 05:49
Farewell my maiden, My superhero senses are picking up!
*Runs after Peisandros*
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
*licks*
Nooooo!!! The awful wet sensation that is licking! Away bra man, away!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 05:50
Nooooo!!! The awful wet sensation that is licking! Away bra man, away!
Don't make me......
*points to one of his many bra's*
I'm the master with these things
Peisandros
25-12-2005, 05:52
Don't make me......
*points to one of his many bra's*
I'm the master with these things
Okay sorry.. Hey look at the distraction!!
*runs away laughing madly*
I wiiin
(sound fading as i get so far, far away :D)
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 05:52
French:Please marry me,please!!!!!!!!!!I love u!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 05:53
Okay sorry.. Hey look at the distraction!!
*runs away laughing madly*
I wiiin
(sound fading as i get so far, far away :D)
*Pulls tink's bra from his vast collection, and whips peisandros with the latchy end*
That'll teach you
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 05:57
French:I'll show him
*Copies Big "Bahookas" and Big Arse*
*Gives Bra and Thong*
:fluffle:
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:00
French:I'll show him
*Copies Big "Bahookas" and Big Arse*
*Gives Bra and Thong*
:fluffle:
*puts face in hand*
NO, just no. Go away, I'm the distributer of justice here, and my sidekick is passed out, I work alone when my sidekick is gone
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:02
*shoots tranquilizer dart in bra man's stomach*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:05
*shoots tranquilizer dart in bra man's stomach*
*eyes dialate, flexes abs, dart shoots out and into frenchy*
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:08
Frenchy:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hits in heart*
*eyes roll back in head,blood gushes out though "nipply"*
*janitor walks in,you killed her!!!*
*still bleeding tied to a rolling chair on the ground in the basement*
Why haven't you sent for help!?
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:11
Frenchy:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hits in heart*
*eyes roll back in head,blood gushes out though "nipply"*
*janitor walks in,you killed her!!!*
Reeeeaaaallllllyyyyyy IIiIIiiIIII diiiii......Waaaaiiiiiitttt, whhhaaaaaatttt weeeerrrreee weeeeee taaaaalllllkkkkkiiiinnnnggg aaabbbbbooooouuuuuuuttt?????
Katzistanza
25-12-2005, 06:12
::walks into rooms, sees all the bleeding people::
Looks like my kind of party :)
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:13
*silence,hears ticking in frenchy's boobs*
*1 minute b4 explosion*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:15
*silence,hears ticking in frenchy's boobs*
*1 minute b4 explosion*
*falls on frenchy, crushing, and disabling the bomb*
*attempts to climb the steps tied to the wheely chair*
This is why I never come to work, I should have transfered to Fallujah when I had the chance.
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:18
*Jessica Alba,Jessica Simpson,Anna Kournikova,Heidi Klum,Angelina Jolie,Britney Spears,Jennifer Lopez,and JoJo all walk in*
*All in bikinis,sit at company pool*
*Look at men*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:19
*Jessica Alba,Jessica Simpson,Anna Kournikova,Heidi Klum,Angelina Jolie,Britney Spears,Jennifer Lopez,and JoJo all walk in*
*All in bikinis,sit at company pool*
*Look at men*
(Dalleria, jsut stop, nomore, noone cares, and it's not fun when you're around)
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:20
*Hillary Duff,Paris Hilton,Nicky Hilton,Nicole Richie,and 5 Playboy Bunnies in Bikinis join*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:21
*attempts to climb the steps tied to the wheely chair*
This is why I never come to work, I should have transfered to Fallujah when I had the chance.
*With bra man's super powers he wills the dasterdly drugs out of his mind!*
*Hears a coworker in need*
Come Pan...... I'll save you ma'am!
*Runs to where Luprom is*
Oh, it's just you...
*starts to walk off, thinks about it, goes back and helps him*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:22
*Hillary Duff,Paris Hilton,Nicky Hilton,Nicole Richie,and 5 Playboy Bunnies in Bikinis join*
(No, that only made it worse)
*With bra man's super powers he wills the dasterdly drugs out of his mind!*
*Hears a coworker in need*
Come Pan...... I'll save you ma'am!
*Runs to where Luprom is*
Oh, it's just you...
*starts to walk off, thinks about it, goes back and helps him*
Thanks, now to exact a little revenge...
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:25
ok,i'll play right
*looks at the office*
*gets fire extingushier,foam fight!!!!!!*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:25
::walks into rooms, sees all the bleeding people::
Looks like my kind of party :)
*Jumps in front of and bellows*
I AM BRA MAN! SPOON
*licks and then runs off*
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:27
*hears bra man on next floor*
*runs to elevator*
:sniper: ready anytime bra dude.
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:27
ok,i'll play right
*looks at the office*
*gets fire extingushier,foam fight!!!!!!*
(There you go, you got it right now, now, who are you going to fight with? Bra man is busy, and Luporum seems preoccupied)
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:28
TO THE BRA CAVE PAN.......
*realizes panty man is passed out*
*runs off to the Cubicle fort*
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:29
*licks a body*
*eh,might as well lick people*
*sits in cubicle and hits a little switch*
*The floor opens up revealing a dark stairwell leading to an evil lair with beakers and scematics*
<insert maniacle laughter>
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:31
*sits in cubicle and hits a little switch*
*The floor opens up revealing a dark stairwell leading to an evil lair with beakers and scematics*
<insert maniacle laughter>
EVIL IS AFOOT PAN.....right right, I knwo you're still passed out....
*Runs off to where his bra senses tell him*
I will do such an evil deed, I'll clone Bill Lumberg from Office Space and let him loose in the party.
<insert louder more maniacle laughter>
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:37
*finds a secret passageway*
*sees piles of lingerie*
hey guys,can i play?
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:37
*whimpers in terror*
HE MUST BE STOPPED P........
aww fuck it.
*tightens kitsunes bra around his head and bounds afte rthe villian, weilding grainne's bra*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:38
*finds a secret passageway*
*sees piles of lingerie*
hey guys,can i play?
You can be lingere lad, as long as you relinquish your sidekick ship when Panty man comes to
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:40
*see's all thongs/bras*
*see's tights*
oooh i want these!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:41
*see's all thongs/bras*
*see's tights*
oooh i want these!
go for it lingere lad
NOW off to find the villian!
*Bounds off, with lingere lad hopefully behind him*
Damn they're onto me, no matter. Fire the secret weapon!
*cheese whiz turrets sprout from the ceiling tiles*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 06:46
Damn they're onto me, no matter. Fire the secret weapon!
*cheese whiz turrets sprout from the ceiling tiles*
GO LINGERE LAD! USE YOUR ....Ummm, what exactly can you do? AH hell, I don't care, just stop the turrets.
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 06:47
*looks at pics of tink,drools*
oh yea!!!i'm langerie lad!
*catches up*
*reads newspaper in evil liar waiting for heros to arrive*
Hmm war in the middle east? When the hell did that happen? fascinating.
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 07:00
*reads newspaper in evil liar waiting for heros to arrive*
Hmm war in the middle east? When the hell did that happen? fascinating.
*Arrives mysteriously somehow avoiding the cheese wiz turrets, however he feels lingere lad didn't fare so well*
SPOON
STOP, ne'er do well!
*whips him with Grainne's bra*
huh what? ow! You ruined my paper, and I only read my horscope once!
*presses a button and Chuck Norris Clone floats out*
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 07:07
*takes out thong grenade*
*fires*
*takes out thong grenade*
*fires*
*stares at the grenade curiously*
What exactly does that- *explodes*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 07:11
huh what? ow! You ruined my paper, and I only read my horscope once!
*presses a button and Chuck Norris Clone floats out*
Chuck norris clone! You are just that, a clone, I say, you go show the real chuck norris who is master!, then you will be the only omnipotent being around!
take that ne'er do well!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 07:12
*stares at the grenade curiously*
What exactly does that- *explodes*
Good job, lingere lad!
*peels off thongs fused to face*
Enough! Attack Chuck Norris Bot!
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 07:17
*peels off thongs fused to face*
Enough! Attack Chuck Norris Bot!
Chuck norris bot, what would the real chuck norris do? Would he take orders from the face of evil? NO! he would roundhouse kick evil in the face!
Chuck norris bot, what would the real chuck norris do? Would he take orders from the face of evil? NO! he would roundhouse kick evil in the face!
*Chuck Norris Bot turns and approaches before getting a faceful of ignore pistol*
Haha if I pretend he isn't there he can't do anyth-*gets roundhouse kicked into another dimension*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 07:23
*Chuck Norris Bot turns and approaches before getting a faceful of ignore pistol*
Haha if I pretend he isn't there he can't do anyth-*gets roundhouse kicked into another dimension*
VICTORY IS MINE, errr, OURS Ne'er do well!
*wakes up in alternate dimension 17b*
Oh my head feels like it was roundhoused kicked by god or allah, or both perhaps.
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 07:33
Bra man grows tired of this fighting evil, he shall go find sleep
*Finds kitsune's passed out body*
*rubs her fur*
sooooo soft!
*tears up a little*
ahhhhhhh
*lays down next to kitsune, her puffy tail over him. Falls asleep*
*stares at the cyrotube and sees Bruce Lee, walks over and shots 17b Luporum in the face*
Hmm I'll return and this time I shall not fail! But for now and evil mind needs its evil rest.
*falls alseep on a bed made from the suffering of kittens and puppies*
Ahh now that's sinister, good night Pinhead.
Pinhead: "When are you going to open this damn box!"
Later *falls asleep*
Pinhead: "You've said that for six years straight, hey! HEY! dammit
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 08:07
but my fort is special by itslef, with its 16 foot trampoine :fluffle:
But i have Bra Catapults and Ballistas.......
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 10:57
Yu shouldn't have to steal panties, guys. If they like you enough, they'll give you their panties when asked. Let's test it.
Hey Tink, can I have a pair of yours?sure
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 10:59
*Slobbers over TInks face*
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 11:01
*Slobbers over TInks face*
*licks*
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 11:02
*licks*
*Pins TInk down*
Peisandros
25-12-2005, 11:32
*looks around*
Ahhh. No Bra man. I'm safe.
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 11:35
*looks around*
Ahhh. No Bra man. I'm safe.
You have no Bra! Drat.
Kitsune Clans
25-12-2005, 13:25
*Saku finds this 'Bra Man' and plucks her bra off of his head* At least I didn't wear all of them today *sighing as it is noticed that she had smaller nubs of breast runningdown her chest, although not really large enough to warent their own bras*
I Love Oranges
25-12-2005, 13:33
Bra and Panty Man have had it easy for too long.
Now they must face the awesome power of ME, [Booming and echoing voice] SENSIBLE UNDERWEAR MAN [/Booming and echoing voice]
Megaloria
25-12-2005, 17:23
sure
I'll take the pair you're wearing. With you still in them.
*Slings TInk over his shoulder and marches off*
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 18:12
Bra and Panty Man have had it easy for too long.
Now they must face the awesome power of ME, [Booming and echoing voice] SENSIBLE UNDERWEAR MAN [/Booming and echoing voice]
PANTY MAN has returned! SU MAN shall be no match for our ridiculous ways with other peoples' underwear!
PANTY MAN has returned! SU MAN shall be no match for our ridiculous ways with other peoples' underwear!
I never wear underwear.
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 18:46
I never wear underwear.
You may well be safe from BRA MAN and PANTY MAN then. Also, you shall be safe from the horrors of chafing underwear!
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 18:49
my sister just set her hair on fire trying to blow out the candles on her birthday cake, it was well funny
Dalleria
25-12-2005, 19:25
*licks tink*
:fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 19:27
*licks tink*
:fluffle:
*licks random person.....*
:fluffle:
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 19:27
my sister just set her hair on fire trying to blow out the candles on her birthday cake, it was well funny
*licks Tink*
*goes off to find Larina*
:fluffle: :fluffle: for her when I find her.
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 19:32
*Goes off in search of Kitsune*
Kitsune's mine, Bra Man! And so is Larina, so don't you get any ideas, ok?
*licks Kitsune*
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 19:33
Kitsune's mine, Bra Man! And so is Larina, so don't you get any ideas, ok?
*licks Kitsune*
oy! Larina is mine!
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 19:34
oy! Larina is mine!
We can share? I had her wrapped around my little finger last night...
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 19:35
We can share? I had her wrapped around my little finger last night...
no, all mine!
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 19:42
no, all mine!
Please?
*licks*
:fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 19:46
Please?
*licks*
:fluffle:nope
*licks*
:fluffle:
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 19:50
Nelson!
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 19:52
nope
*licks*
:fluffle:
Oh, go on...
*sulks*
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 19:52
my sister just set her hair on fire trying to blow out the candles on her birthday cake, it was well funny
It is your sisters Birthday, that must suck for her?
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 19:58
It is your sisters Birthday, that must suck for her?
yeah, specially since she set her hair on fire too, my whole family is taking the piss
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 20:07
yeah, specially since she set her hair on fire too, my whole family is taking the piss
Did she get more(considerably) presents than the rest of you guys?
I thought i had you pinned down.....
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 20:10
yeah, specially since she set her hair on fire too, my whole family is taking the piss
...intentionally? tg
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 20:13
...intentionally? tg
Yes it is quite common for people to set their hair on fire in the North of britain it is a fertility ceremony only rivaled by the Tarring of the Purple Hooded Goose
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 20:16
Yes it is quite common for people to set their hair on fire in the North of britain it is a fertility ceremony only rivaled by the Tarring of the Purple Hooded Goose
You don't need to patronize me. Some people -are- fucking crazy. I live in a house with foster children, and some of them WOULD do shit like that.
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 20:17
Holy crap. This party hasn't died down yet? You're all a bunch of alcoholics, just admit it! Is there any booze left?
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 20:18
Holy crap. This party hasn't died down yet? You're all a bunch of alcoholics, just admit it! Is there any booze left?
Some parties never die. Those are the good sorts.
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 20:20
You don't need to patronize me. Some people -are- fucking crazy. I live in a house with foster children, and some of them WOULD do shit like that.
Sorry but that would mean TInk is related to a nut.
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 20:21
Sorry but that would mean TInk is related to a nut.
Which is entirely possible. :rolleyes:
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 20:24
*Saku finds this 'Bra Man' and plucks her bra off of his head* At least I didn't wear all of them today *sighing as it is noticed that she had smaller nubs of breast runningdown her chest, although not really large enough to warent their own bras*
*wakes up to find his head is missing it's bra*
*Feels around*
DASTARDLY!
*Runs up and takes bra back*
I am the Nigh indestructable bra man!
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 20:35
*wakes up to find his head is missing it's bra*
*Feels around*
DASTARDLY!
*Runs up and takes bra back*
I am the Nigh indestructable bra man!
...dare I ask?
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 20:37
...dare I ask?
SPOOOOOOON!
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 20:42
What the hell...
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 20:50
Which is entirely possible. :rolleyes:
Who is Patronising now?
Have at you cowardly Vulture of woe!
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 20:54
*looks for valuables on passed out people*
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 20:56
*looks for valuables on passed out people*
*Supporting Fire*
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 20:56
*looks for valuables on passed out people*
HEY NOW. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PASSED OUT AND LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBIES.
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 20:57
*looks for valuables on passed out people*
*bellows*
Last night I saved you all from heinous evil while you were passed out!
*sports his new combat boots while trying to break them in*
*Sports Kitsunes bra on his head in all it's glory*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 20:59
*pulls hand out of someone's pants, looks around startled*
I... I was just trying to find keys to the presentation office... er... I... uh left some paperwork up there... yeah.
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:02
*pulls hand out of someone's pants, looks around startled*
I... I was just trying to find keys to the presentation office... er... I... uh left some paperwork up there... yeah.
*BANG*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 21:03
*BANG*
*dies*
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:04
*dies*
*carts body off for resusciation and... examination* you should be on msn by the way.
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:06
*dies*
*Gives mouth to Mouth.*;)
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 21:10
*Gives mouth to Mouth.*;)
*is resurrected on Christmas Day*
Halleleujah! It's a miracle! Wait! *turns to Nureonia* Where are you taking me, you necrophile!
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:12
*is resurrected on Christmas Day*
Halleleujah! It's a miracle! Wait! *turns to Nureonia* Where are you taking me, you necrophile!
You're alive now, so it wouldn't be necrophilia... *winks and carries her into a dark, dark room*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 21:16
You're alive now, so it wouldn't be necrophilia... *winks and carries her into a dark, dark room*
Nooooo! I'm afraid of dark places! I promise I won't feel up on any passed out people again!
*flails*
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:17
Nooooo! I'm afraid of dark places! I promise I won't feel up on any passed out people again!
*flails*
Shhh. You'll love them after I'm done. :D
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 21:17
Nooooo! I'm afraid of dark places! I promise I won't feel up on any passed out people again!
*flails*
I'll save you!
SPOOOOOOOON!
*jumps in and takes Grainne away*
Never fear my lady! Your safe now!
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:20
Did she get more(considerably) presents than the rest of you guys?
I thought i had you pinned down.....
she got her birthday presents yesterday and xmas presents today
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:20
...intentionally? tg
no, she was trying to blow her candles out and her hair was dangling down
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:22
Oh. Well, that's understandable.
After seeing foster kids, I can believe anything. ;)
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:22
Oh. Well, that's understandable.
After seeing foster kids, I can believe anything. ;)
*licks*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 21:23
I'll save you!
SPOOOOOOOON!
*jumps in and takes Grainne away*
Never fear my lady! Your safe now!
*clutches NoF and swoons*
Mah hero! He was going to do unspeakable things to me in the dark! And he was going to make me like it! :eek:
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 21:25
*clutches NoF and swoons*
Mah hero! He was going to do unspeakable things to me in the dark! And he was going to make me like it! :eek:
Well never fear, madam, as long as I'm around your safe, doesn't he know he can do unspeakable things to you in the light! This is a party!
*Sets her down then bounces off, wearing combat boots on his feet, the boxers grainne gave a while ago, a multitude of bra's wrapped around his body and Kitsune's bra on his head, which he recently restole while she was unconcious*
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:25
*licks*
*carries off*
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:29
*carries off*
You can't i pinned her down.
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:31
she got her birthday presents yesterday and xmas presents today
Was or is Christmas her birthday or is it Xmas eve?
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:32
You can't i pinned her down.
I just did.
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:33
Was or is Christmas her birthday or is it Xmas eve?
Christmas Day (and her name is Jes(u)s!!:eek: )
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 21:34
*goes back to digging in people's pockets*
I know they're around here somewhere...
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:34
Christmas Day (and her name is Jes(u)s!!:eek: )
Tell her I say 'hi' even though she doesn't know me! tg2
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:35
Tell her I say 'hi' even though she doesn't know me! tg2
i don't think i will
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:37
i don't think i will
why not? :(
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:38
why not? :(
cause she'll say i'm weird
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:39
cause she'll say i'm weird
...
you sunk my battleship. :(
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 21:41
Aha! Found 'em!
*runs off with a pair of keys, dashes for the elevator and pushes the button for the roof*
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:43
Aha! Found 'em!
*runs off with a pair of keys, dashes for the elevator and pushes the button for the roof*
*leaps upon, while still carrying Tink*
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 21:45
*Misses the elevator*
Breaks a window*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*starts climbing*
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:46
Christmas Day (and her name is Jes(u)s!!:eek: )
I know her name.
So who gets to give her the second coming then?
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:48
*leaps upon, while still carrying Tink*
I have TInk.
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 21:49
*Misses the elevator*
Breaks a window*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*starts climbing*
*reaches the roof and leaps into the helicopter that nobody has seemed to notice*
Now how do I fly this thing?
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:49
I know her name.
So who gets to give her the second coming then?
.......do not EVER make dirty innuendos about my baby sister!:mad:
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:52
.......do not EVER make dirty innuendos about my baby sister!:mad:
Oh lighten up she gave the one finger salute.
Are you the only one who is allowed to say stuff about her?
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:52
.......do not EVER make dirty innuendos about my baby sister!:mad:
that's moderately disturbing, doing that
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:53
Oh lighten up she gave the one finger salute.
Are you the only one who is allowed to say stuff about her?
i'm the only one who can be mean to her (well, me and the rest of my family) and nobody can make dirty jokes! she's only 17, I have to protect her!
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:55
i'm the only one who can be mean to her (well, me and the rest of my family) and nobody can make dirty jokes! she's only 17, I have to protect her!
ONLY 17? god
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 21:56
ONLY 17? god
do you have a younger sister?
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:58
i'm the only one who can be mean to her (well, me and the rest of my family) and nobody can make dirty jokes! she's only 17, I have to protect her!
I thought she was beyond protecting.....
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 21:58
do you have a younger sister?
And are her ta-tas as big as yours? What? Like nobody was thinking that.
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 21:58
do you have a younger sister?
no, i'm the youngest.
i'll shush. tg.
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 21:59
that's moderately disturbing, doing that
What?
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 22:00
And are her ta-tas as big as yours? What? Like nobody was thinking that.
I've never thought that.
I wonder how staunch she is though.
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 22:01
I thought she was beyond protecting.....
I can still try
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 22:01
And are her ta-tas as big as yours? What? Like nobody was thinking that.
lol no, and she's beautiful so she doesn't need them to be
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 22:02
lol no, and she's beautiful so she doesn't need them to be
Yes, and you're beautiful and don't need them to be, but they are. ;)
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 22:03
I can still try
She doesn't really want it though does she.
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 22:03
Yes, and you're beautiful and don't need them to be, but they are. ;)
my sister is incredibly beautiful though, she got the looks, i got the brains and my brother got.....er.......2 fantastic sisters.....
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 22:04
She doesn't really want it though does she.
she does, she always comes to me when she's broken up with boys and has to face them again so i can go sort em out
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 22:05
Yes, and you're beautiful and don't need them to be, but they are. ;)
What i was thinking.
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 22:06
she does, she always comes to me when she's broken up with boys and has to face them again so i can go sort em out
So she goes through a lot of boys?
She also takes(Not literally) your money.
Sort them out?
What with a Cricket Bat?
Nureonia
25-12-2005, 22:06
she does, she always comes to me when she's broken up with boys and has to face them again so i can go sort em out
and you help her! how sweet. <3 tg.
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 22:07
What i was thinking.
I don't know. What were you thinking?
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 22:09
So she goes through a lot of boys?
She also takes(Not literally) your money.
Sort them out?
What with a Cricket Bat?
not really, but like i said, she's incredibly beautiful, a lot of boys like her
she doesn't take it, i give it to her willingly, my brother too....
no, just have a word with them if they try and start any trouble, take out a pic of my step-brothers, that's usually enough to scare them off
FairyTInkArisen
25-12-2005, 22:09
and you help her! how sweet. <3 tg.
of course, i'd do anything for her
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 22:11
I'll save you!
SPOOOOOOOON!
*jumps in and takes Grainne away*
Never fear my lady! Your safe now!
Nof, what the hell is it with you and spoons? Or is it something I missed in the pages added overnight?
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 22:18
not really, but like i said, she's incredibly beautiful, a lot of boys like her
she doesn't take it, i give it to her willingly, my brother too....
no, just have a word with them if they try and start any trouble, take out a pic of my step-brothers, that's usually enough to scare them off
I can understand that.
But they ask....
What type of trouble could boys possibly start?
I Love Oranges
25-12-2005, 22:18
SENSIBLE UNDERWEAR MAN IS HERE!!!!
*steals Grainne*
*whispers to her*
don't worry, you'll be ok, i'm just gonna use you as bait
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 22:19
*starts helicopter after reading manual and hovers above office building*
Piece of caaaaaaaaaaa- *crashes into bosses office*
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 22:19
I don't know. What were you thinking?
Did you read that as What was i thinking?:p
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 22:21
SENSIBLE UNDERWEAR MAN IS HERE!!!!
*steals Grainne*
*whispers to her*
don't worry, you'll be ok, i'm just gonna use you as bait
*is saved from terrible crash by last minute save*
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 22:22
*Flour Bombs ISLO*
Grainne Ni Malley
25-12-2005, 22:23
Did you read that as What was i thinking?:p
Yes. :D
I haven't managed to get any sleep since yesterday morning.
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 22:24
SENSIBLE UNDERWEAR MAN IS HERE!!!!
*steals Grainne*
*whispers to her*
don't worry, you'll be ok, i'm just gonna use you as bait
Go away SU MAN! This is BRA and PANTY MAN territory! We shall prevail in the great underwear war of 2005(/06...probably. This thread doesn't seem like it'll die anytime soon)!
I Love Oranges
25-12-2005, 22:32
*is saved from terrible crash by last minute save*
i'm a really a good guy underneath, but they need a good nemisis, don't worry you'll be safe to me
maybe later i'll show you some of my super powers ;)
I Love Oranges
25-12-2005, 22:33
Go away SU MAN! This is BRA and PANTY MAN territory! We shall prevail in the great underwear war of 2005(/06...probably. This thread doesn't seem like it'll die anytime soon)!
NEVER!!! *ties up Panty Man in sensible knickers*
haha, with the elastic on those they are unbreakable
muhahahaha
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 22:33
Yes. :D
I haven't managed to get any sleep since yesterday morning.
I didnt keep you up?, or did i..............
Nation of Fortune
25-12-2005, 22:36
Nof, what the hell is it with you and spoons? Or is it something I missed in the pages added overnight?
It's the cry of my favorite superhero
SPOOON!
I V Stalin
25-12-2005, 22:37
NEVER!!! *ties up Panty Man in sensible knickers*
haha, with the elastic on those they are unbreakable
muhahahaha
*unties knots with a little help from ultra-flexible wrists*
You shall never defeat PANTY MAN!
*takes bra from NoF's head, and fashions a makeshift catapult with a couple of chairs*
*loads Nof into catapult*
*fires*