NationStates Jolt Archive

does it tickle?
you woke the bears! why did you do that!?!
*slurs*
I didsh not whack...wike...wak..way...wake the beersh...
Why'djoo wak me???
*mumbles*
need shleepie...pie...mmmm, pie.
PIE!
*wide awake*
Someone promised me PIE! Beer pie! Yes! YES!

You...you have...

breasts? :confused:
nah, but Im not hairy... just pretend Im an athelete...

even better:fluffle:
woo!:fluffle:

woo!:fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle:


:fluffle:

nvm, I got Tink :D
now Im fulfilled

your not the first and you sure won't be the last

:fluffle: :fluffle:


:fluffle:
*films*

I'm still doing the movie. This bit's entitled "proper office behaviour between females".

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your not the first and you sure won't be the last
how do you know? maybe i found my true love!!

how do you know? maybe i found my true love!!

no man is good enough for my Tink

*films*

I'm still doing the movie. This bit's entitled "proper office behaviour between females".

¬_¬
OI! Didn't I fire you a few pages back? Gerrout of this office! NOW!

no man is good enough for my Tink

Good thing Im not a man

OI! Didn't I fire you a few pages back? Gerrout of this office! NOW!

*nudges him* Tribes is the boss

*nudges him* Tribes is the boss
I'm the bosh here! No one ordersh me around, not when I'm drunk, no sirree, no, never, not on your nelly! I loves you, Tribes, you're my best friend!

no man is good enough for my Tink
that's why i need a woman.......

I'm the bosh here! No one ordersh me around, not when I'm drunk, no sirree, no, never, not on your nelly! I loves you, Tribes, you're my best friend!
ooc: does that mean it was YOUR naked, drunk, horny wife that I staggered in with?

that's why i need a woman.......

*walks off elevator*
hew now, dont lump me in with this sad lot.

that's why i need a woman.......

Or maybe Oranges just doesn't know a lot of men.

*walks off elevator*
hew now, dont lump me in with this sad lot.
*licks*

that's why i need a woman.......

Perfect.:D

*licks*
*licks back*

*licks back*
*humps*

ooc: does that mean it was YOUR naked, drunk, horny wife that I staggered in with?
Possibly, though I'm not married to the best of my knowledge, so I hope not.

*humps*
down boy. fetch.
*throws rolled up news paper*

*humps*
*hum...

Oh wait, you almost got me there...oh boy! :eek:

*continues dreaming*

Fools! think a little fire can stop me?!


*sings*

"My chestnuts are roasting on an open fire..."

Possibly, though I'm not married to the best of my knowledge, so I hope not.
Honey, I have something to tell you - remember when we went to Vegas and got really drunk?

No? Oh right, I drugged you. Well anyways, turns out we got married. Or marred, depending on how you look at it...

down boy. fetch.
*throws rolled up news paper*
*humps newspaper... eats it...*

mmm... salty!

Joins party extremely late. "That was a good one, locking me in the broom closet for 16 hours, guys. Does anyone want to see a picture of my cat?"

*stumbles in slightly drunk*(in Dr. Nick voice): "Hi everybody!"

Honey, I have something to tell you - remember when we went to Vegas and got really drunk?

No? Oh right, I drugged you. Well anyways, turns out we got married. Or marred, depending on how you look at it...
*sobers up instantly*
But...but...you're a guy! And...and...so am I! I thought that kind of thing was illegal in America? Even Vegas?! I think marred. But I'm sure I can grow to love you...how do I tell my girlfriend? Or can we get a divorce?

Joins party extremely late. "That was a good one, locking me in the broom closet for 16 hours, guys. Does anyone want to see a picture of my cat?"
*re-locks in the broom closet*

Joins party extremely late. "That was a good one, locking me in the broom closet for 16 hours, guys. Does anyone want to see a picture of my cat?"
Hey, we unlocked that closet at least once...we had to get the pig out of there earlier. It's dead now...look, you can see it's head over there on the stick, being worshipped by a bear. The rest of it was eaten, a lot of it by Fleck.

*licks back*
:fluffle:

*sobers up instantly*
But...but...you're a guy!Never stopped me before... And...and...so am I! I thought that kind of thing was illegal in America?See above. Even Vegas?!Anything is legal in Vegas. Just ask the local sheriff with a doobie in your hand. I think marred.Aww, honey, you didn't used to be mean. But I'm sure I can grow to love you...how do I tell my girlfriend? Or can we get a divorce?
No divorce, I'm (suddenly) Catholic. And bring the girlfriend, I'll become mormon.

:fluffle:
FairyTink: The forum lollipop :fluffle:

Never stopped me before...
Where are your morals?!
See above.
See above.
Anything is legal in Vegas. Just ask the local sheriff with a doobie in your hand.
Hmmm...
Aww, honey, you didn't used to be mean.
Yes, I did. Just you kept me drugged all the time, so you never knew.
No divorce, I'm (suddenly) Catholic. And bring the girlfriend, I'll become mormon.
She doesn't like you. Not since you stole me.

FairyTink: The forum lollipop :fluffle:
Mmmmmm.....lollipop....Tink....
I need a cold shower.

Where are your morals?!I sold them for crack, so I could give it to kids.See above.Running quoting is fun.Hmmm...See above.Yes, I did. Just you kept me drugged all the time, so you never knew.Ah, rohypnol. When haven't you been my friend (except for that time I took the rap for you and got put away, you bastard).She doesn't like you. Not since you stole me.
She likes me alright. Likes me TO BED!

GIGGIDY GIGGIDY ALL RIGHT!

EDIT: Hey, I don't wanna come between you...or do I! Oh, that's just awful! :D

FairyTink: The forum lollipop :fluffle:
hehe, i like that, it's going in my sig:p :fluffle:

I sold them for crack, so I could give it to kids.
Not my kids. I don't have any. That I know of... you'd better not have another surprise for me.
Running quoting is fun.
Is it?
See above.
Evil...
Ah, rohypnol. When haven't you been my friend (except for that time I took the rap for you and got put away, you bastard).
See above (:p yeah, I know I just put the answer to the one above so I could say that)
She likes me alright. Likes me TO BED!
Liar, Liar! Jim Carrey!

EDIT: Hey, I don't wanna come between you...or do I! Oh, that's just awful! :D
The only person here coming between me and my girlfriend is Tink.

*Sets fire to herself* Oh wait! :eek:

*Sets fire to herself* Oh wait! :eek:
OMGWTF?! SKOFFY!!!! *licks*

Not my kids. I don't have any. That I know of... you'd better not have another surprise for me.Well....Is it?Obvious answer #2 - Yes.Evil...Nope, funnehSee above (:p yeah, I know I just put the answer to the one above so I could say that)Have you noticed how the most repetitive bit of these multiquotes seems to be slipping inexorably down the multiquotepost?Liar, Liar! Jim Carrey!
See above :D

hehe, i like that, it's going in my sig:p :fluffle:
YAAAY! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: The only person here coming between me and my girlfriend is Tink.That's only because you refuse to participate in your gf and my little menage a trois.

*Sets fire to herself* Oh wait! :eek:
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gets mandatory office fire extinguisher*

*drinks foam*

Whoops...

Well.... See above...well, the bottom, anyway. You know what I mean. :p
Obvious answer #2 - Yes.
Indeed
Nope, funneh
Maybe
Have you noticed how the most repetitive bit of these multiquotes seems to be slipping inexorably down the multiquotepost?
Yes
See above :D
I don't think that's actually a proper answer.

Sadly, I don't think I can continue this much longer, as my battery is down to 10%...

That's only because you refuse to participate in your gf and my little menage a trois.
I'm not refusing to participate in my girlfriend :p

See above...well, the bottom, anyway. You know what I mean. :p *refuses to reply*Indeed*refuses to reply*Maybe*refuses to reply*Yes*refuses to reply I don't think that's actually a proper answer.Yes, yes it was. Do not deny your heritage, Luke - you and I could rule the galaxy together!Sadly, I don't think I can continue this much longer, as my battery is down to 10%...
NNOOOOOOOOO!

*drinks fire extinguisher*

*refuses to reply*Huh!
*refuses to reply*You're
*refuses to reply*no
*refuses to replyfun.
Yes, yes it was. Do not deny your heritage, Luke - you and I could rule the galaxy together!My name's not Luke...
NNOOOOOOOOO!

*drinks fire extinguisher*
Jeez, didn't think you'd take it so badly...hope it was a water one, not one of those powder extinguishers.

*walks in with gifts of booze for everyone*

Merry Dingleberrymas to all! Now where's my bonus check?

Fine then. If I can't set myself on fire I'll just fly then!


*flies*

OMGWTF?! SKOFFY!!!! *licks*
Tinky! ^_^

And I'm not a lollipop!

right, i gotta go, night all

*crawls out on hands and knees, skirt tucked into knickers, shirt buttoned up wrong*

right, i gotta go, night all

*crawls out on hands and knees, skirt tucked into knickers, shirt buttoned up wrong*
And to this, I say



Za

Night tink

Tinky! ^_^

And I'm not a lollipop!
well youy tast like one:fluffle: but anyway, night sexy xoxoxox

*walks in with gifts of booze for everyone*

Merry Dingleberrymas to all! Now where's my bonus check?
Here.

*checks GNM*

Yep. You fiine, girl. ;)

right, i gotta go, night all

*crawls out on hands and knees, skirt tucked into knickers, shirt buttoned up wrong*
It's like the forum did to tink what she's been doing to the forum for aaages...

Here.

*checks GNM*

Yep. You fiine, girl. ;)


It's like the forum did to tink what she's been doing to the forum for aaages...


Flattery will get you everywhere. :D

*proceeds with drunkeness*

Flattery will get you everywhere. :D

*proceeds with drunkeness*
Hmm..how can I get this one...

*points* Hey, look over there!!

*produces waterbed while GNM isn't looking*

Oh, it's gone. OMG, where did this bed come from?

¬________________________________________________________________¬

Holy shit, this thing's still alive?! :eek:


*gets drunk*
*dresses as Santa*

Ho, ho, ho, there. Merry...merry...what the hell is it? Kwanzaa!

Hmm..how can I get this one...

*points* Hey, look over there!!

*produces waterbed while GNM isn't looking*

Oh, it's gone. OMG, where did this bed come from?

¬________________________________________________________________¬


*too drunk to question the magical appearance of a waterbed, but drunk enough to wonder how many people can fit on it*

Wow. Look at me! I'm a pirate! Aaargh!

*jumps on waterbed*

*too drunk to question the magical appearance of a waterbed, but drunk enough to wonder how many people can fit on it*

Wow. Look at me! I'm a pirate! Aaargh!

*jumps on waterbed*
No! Not the cutlass!

*big gushing sound emits from waterbed vicinity*

I'm sorry - girls in pirate stuff just turn me on massively. :(

No! Not the cutlass!

*big gushing sound emits from waterbed vicinity*

I'm sorry - girls in pirate stuff just turn me on massively. :(

Darnit, you got my clothes all messy. Now I'll have to take them off! :(

Darnit, you got my clothes all messy. Now I'll have to take them off! :(
:rolleyes: Ah well, the sacrifices we make, eh?

Come join us, Kwanzaa Santa, and we shall get drunk with GNM and tell stories of how our sigs were modified and lament in drunken sorrow...

And get things kinky up in hurr...

:rolleyes: Ah well, the sacrifices we make, eh?

Come join us, Kwanzaa Santa, and we shall get drunk with GNM and tell stories of how our sigs were modified and lament in drunken sorrow...

And get things kinky up in hurr...

Ahh, yes... the day our sigs were modified. Seems like it was only yesterday. Is anyone else getting cold in here?

Ahh, yes... the day our sigs were modified. Seems like it was only yesterday. Is anyone else getting cold in here?
Here, use me as a blanket.

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Here, use me as a blanket.

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*blankets self in Tribe's warmth*

I think I'll be getting coal in my stocking. Yep.

*blankets self in Tribe's warmth*

I think I'll be getting coal in my stocking. Yep.
Meh. We'll just go mug Santa.

God you are all retarded.
22 pages.:mp5:

God you are all retarded.
22 pages.:mp5:
I didn't think it would go past three. :confused:

God you are all retarded.
22 pages.:mp5:
bu.... wai...huh?.....sniffle

God you are all retarded.
22 pages.:mp5:

Harlesey....

I love you and I want to have your babies. Marry me sweetheart?

There, that should scare him off

Harlesey....

I love you and I want to have your babies. Marry me sweetheart?

There, that should scare him off
No i wanted to join in the fun.:(
i always miss out on the fun.:(

No i wanted to join in the fun.:(
i always miss out on the fun.:(
*licks*

*licks*
*Almost smilies*

*Almost smilies*

*licks along with TInk*

*licks along with TInk*
I didn't spell smiles right did i.............

*licks along with TInk*
*licks Grainne*

*licks Grainne*

*licks TInks... pillows* :fluffle:

*licks Grainne*
That dosen't help and what's the deal with the Lollypop Quote?

That dosen't help and what's the deal with the Lollypop Quote?
help with what? and what about the lollypop quote?

help with what? and what about the lollypop quote?
Umm why were you licking me?
I thought you were trying to cheer me up but i guess you had other motives.


Well when i see it i think 'everyones had a suck'

what about the lollypop quote?

What flavour?

Umm why were you licking me?
I thought you were trying to cheer me up but i guess you had other motives.


Well when i see it i think 'everyones had a suck'
if you look back through the thread you'll see that i licked everyone....



well you think that

What flavour?
i can be any flavour you want me to be baby;)

i can be any flavour you want me to be baby;)

Good enough for me!

*licks*

if you look back through the thread you'll see that i licked everyone....



well you think that
That is my problem i don't want to look through 22 pages right now cries.
So you wernt cheering me up.:(

Don't be snarky i don't mean it like that.

That is my problem i don't want to look through 22 pages right now cries.
So you wernt cheering me up.:(

Don't be snarky i don't mean it like that.
i didn't even know you were upset......



ok

i didn't even know you were upset......



ok
OK but i think it was in the very post you quoted.

Ok.

OK but i think it was in the very post you quoted.

Ok.
oh ok, sorry....erm.....*snuggles* any better?

Bah. You two stop this damn lovers quarrel and get a room!

and let me watch

oh ok, sorry....erm.....*snuggles* any better?
A little.

Bah. You two stop this damn lovers quarrel and get a room!

and let me watch
NEVAR!!!1!!!+1

AND

NEVAR!!!1+iiiiiiiiiiiiii11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-snip-

*cries*

Don't you love me anymore? *runs away*

*Looks through door to see a lovers tiff and a conversation about licking*

Cool

*Sits at the 'bar' and grabs a beer*

Now, mail those pants to the guy who called Canada retarded.
I wasn't wearing any... :cool:

*Looks through door to see a lovers tiff and a conversation about licking*

Cool

*Sits at the 'bar' and grabs a beer*
*licks*

*works*

nobody told me about the party :(

i hate you guys.

*works*

nobody told me about the party :(

i hate you guys.
*licks*

*works*

nobody told me about the party :(

i hate you guys.
Ah man..... we forgot to invite the Janitor

*works*

nobody told me about the party :(

i hate you guys.

its ok. I didn't get invited. :( . Let's have our own private little party ;)

*wakes up with massive hangover, in the ruins of a cubicle*
Whu...? You guys are still here? With new people? Woo!
PARTY!!!

*finds beer*

Definately afterparty

if you look back through the thread you'll see that i licked everyone....



well you think that


I think I would remember being licked...

I think I would remember being licked...
*licks*

*licks*


Mmmm...You're a very generous licker. *returns her lick, lifting her slightly off the floor*

*works*

nobody told me about the party :(

i hate you guys.

No you don't. :fluffle:

*wakes up with massive hangover, in the ruins of a cubicle*
Whu...? You guys are still here? With new people? Woo!
PARTY!!!

*regains counsciousness on floor above party*
uggughghgu. . .wha happend?!?
*rolls over to see a sled with a mass of broken vodka bottles and an uncounscious girl*
duuuuuuuuuuuuude. . . . sweeet
*stands up and sees a smoldering hole in the floor*
hey whats that?
*walks over, steps on loose beam and falls through to lower level, where the party is*
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt! this is like the third time!
*lands on tree carcass, Maineiacs*
Sorry dude. Hey Stalin! Any vodka left?
How's you like the bear-skin covers?

What smells like bacon?

The worlds only multiple day office party

No you don't. :fluffle:
i did until i got licked. now i'm ambivolent.
and horny.

*licks*

*licks Tink*
Hmmmm, strawberry

*licks Tink*
Hmmmm, strawberry
hehe, that tickles *licks back*

hehe, that tickles *licks back*

hehe *licks*:D

hehe *licks*:Dwoo, i could do this all night *licks*

*licks self*

i don't need any of you to have a good time


*gets drunk in the corner by himself*


*hurls abuse at passers-by*

woo, i could do this all night *licks*

and all day too *licks*

*makes every spontaniously combust into flames and sits in the corner, sipping some wine, enjoying the show*

I could nuke you...buuut....I'd probably get in trouble. So I just microwaved you.

*makes every spontaniously combust into flames and sits in the corner, sipping some wine, enjoying the show*

I could nuke you...buuut....I'd probably get in trouble. So I just microwaved you.
*licks*

*cries*

Don't you love me anymore? *runs away*
Not like that.

I don't want stage fright do i?
oh so so so much preasure.

25 pages later....BOOM!

*regains counsciousness on floor above party*
uggughghgu. . .wha happend?!?
*rolls over to see a sled with a mass of broken vodka bottles and an uncounscious girl*
duuuuuuuuuuuuude. . . . sweeet
*stands up and sees a smoldering hole in the floor*
hey whats that?
*walks over, steps on loose beam and falls through to lower level, where the party is*
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt! this is like the third time!
*lands on tree carcass, Maineiacs*
Sorry dude. Hey Stalin! Any vodka left?
How's you like the bear-skin covers?

What smells like bacon?

The worlds only multiple day office party
Afternoon, Fleck...
Nah, I think I finished it all...unless Neo-K brought more? They're not just bear-skin covers...they're actually bears. And that would be the bacon.
Now, where's that ass? I feel like riding it into the sunset.

25 pages later....BOOM!
BOOM? Ah, crap, that'd be the sambuca exploding...

*comes in again*

actually i never left, but i want Tink to lick me again

*comes into the office to get back to work*
*surprised to see that the party is still going on*
*finds it trashed, on fire, naked passed-out bodies everywhere (one of them tied to the back of a donkey) and his cubicle being used as a fort*

:confused:

Who goes there!

a voice shouts from the cubicle fort.

This thread arouses me.

For what reason, I do not know.

Who goes there!

a voice shouts from the cubicle fort.
Foe!
Heh, wotcha gonna do now, huh?

Foe!
Heh, wotcha gonna do now, huh?
A variety of pens and paperclips come flying out of the top of the cubicle upon the newfound foe.

Thats what I'm gonna do

Who goes there!

a voice shouts from the cubicle fort.


ummm, can I come in and check my email?

ummm, can I come in and check my email?
NO!

A rubber band comes shooting out of a hole poked in the side.

NO!

A rubber band comes shooting out of a hole poked in the side.

*rigs up a catapault and begins to make several pots of hot coffee to be used as the ammo*

*puts out a call for troops*

I'll give you 5 minutes until the onslaught begins...
relinquish the cubi-fort or suffer the consequences.

*rigs up a catapault and begins to make several pots of hot coffee to be used as the ammo*

*puts out a call for troops*
I'll join. I want to see what mysteries are contained within the fort!
*starts drinking coffee*

I'll give you 5 minutes until the onslaught begins...
relinquish the cubi-fort or suffer the consequences.
He's outnumbered 2 to 1. We have a 100% advantage in troop numbers...you go in first, I'll be right behind you.

"I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!!!!!!!!!"

He pushes the desk against the enterance and hides under it. Poking a new hole in the wall he continues his assault with rubber bands.

I'll join. I want to see what mysteries are contained within the fort!
*starts drinking coffee*

Welcome to the Blue team! Now stop drinking the ammo!

This thread arouses me.

For what reason, I do not know.
*licks*

He's outnumbered 2 to 1. We have a 100% advantage in troop numbers...you go in first, I'll be right behind you.


I was hoping for ranged attacks... besides I think I'm the general or something - I sit in a comfy chair and order others to their death.

*grabs a three ring binder to deflect the rubber bands*

"I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!!!!!!!!!"

He pushes the desk against the enterance and hides under it. Poking a new hole in the wall he continues his assault with rubber bands.

Stalin - grab the packaging tape and start covering his holes!

*wonders to himself how he could have put that any better*

*licks*


ummm errr uh, it arouses me too

yeah!

*Pops up over the top with a stapler, shooting staples at the attackers*

*Pops up over the top with a stapler, shooting staples at the attackers*
*licks*

*licks*
Wooo! I got licked!

*attempts to lick back but his toungue is caught up in packing tape.*

Thastardly thape

Stalin - grab the packaging tape and start covering his holes!

*wonders to himself how he could have put that any better*
SIRYESSIR!
*hopes for covering fire*
*crawls towards upturned table, tape in mouth*

By the way NoF, I'm open to bribes if you want me on your side...

SIRYESSIR!
*hopes for covering fire*
*crawls towards upturned table, tape in mouth*

By the way NoF, I'm open to bribes if you want me on your side...
I'll give you the mouse and the speakers if you switch sides, however the tower is mine. The moniter is up for negotiation.

*sets off stink bomb* you're all doomed! *runs out of room and locks everyone in*

I'll give you the mouse and the speakers if you switch sides, however the tower is mine. The moniter is up for negotiation.
Done, so long as I can have all the paperclips and erasers I can fit in my mouth.
Don't think I'd be able to carry the monitor, though I want it anyway.
*climbs behind table*
*finds piece of still-burning tree*
http://www.npl.co.uk/thelearningroom/images/teachers.gif
*starts making incendiary missiles with paper and correction fluid*

*Pops up over the top with a stapler, shooting staples at the attackers*


*launches pots of coffee on catapaults but realizes he doesnt know the first thing about using them and hits innocent passed-out bystanders*

*sets off stink bomb* you're all doomed! *runs out of room and locks everyone in*
Heh, that's what you think. The window in the kitchen is broken, after I threw the frying pan out of it, and Fleck jumped through it...

*launches pots of coffee on catapaults but realizes he doesnt know the first thing about using them and hits innocent passed-out bystanders*
If they're passed out, wouldn't they be bylyingdowners?

Heh, that's what you think. The window in the kitchen is broken, after I threw the frying pan out of it, and Fleck jumped through it...
:( spoil my fun then, i'll just sit in the corner drinking in my own

:( spoil my fun then, i'll just sit in the corner drinking in my own
Awww, sorry Tink. :fluffle:
Though we do have all the alcohol in here with us. :p

Awww, sorry Tink. :fluffle:
Though we do have all the alcohol in here with us. :p
i'm not your friend anymore

*eyes tear up as the stink fills my nose... can't see... the constant barrage of rubber bands, paper clips and staples comign from the fort (and a traitor!) cause me to panic and run.... I hit something and fall out of what turns out to be a broken window*

:( spoil my fun then, i'll just sit in the corner drinking in my own


well, whats better alcohol or sex? we could just stand out here making out and stuff and try to lure them out



then we can capture them, tie them up and steal teh fort and the alcohol and continue the making out and stuff :fluffle:

Victory is ours comrade! I say we expand to the next cubicle, as I've noticed it has become very cramped in here.

*kicks down the wall to the next cubicle, or rather tries and fails as he can't get a good swing Ends up decideing to just lift the damned wall off*

On with the fortifications!

well, whats better alcohol or sex? we could just stand out here making out and stuff and try to lure them out



then we can capture them, tie them up and steal teh fort and the alcohol and continue the making out and stuff :fluffle:
oh honey, do you really want me to answer that?

i'm not your friend anymore
*gives Tink a couple bottles of vodka, plus the unexploded sambuca*
Sorry, there's no beer, it got exploded...actually, that was why you were licking everyone, wasn't it?
Friends?

Victory is ours comrade! I say we expand to the next cubicle, as I've noticed it has become very cramped in here.

*kicks down the wall to the next cubicle, or rather tries and fails as he can't get a good swing Ends up decideing to just lift the damned wall off*

On with the fortifications!
We shall take this office, cubicle by cubicle! Nothing shall stand in our way, although we may trip over unconscious people once in a while.

*gives Tink a couple bottles of vodka, plus the unexploded sambuca*
Sorry, there's no beer, it got exploded...actually, that was why you were licking everyone, wasn't it?
Friends?
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Ah, that's all it takes to win Tink over, a few bottles of alcohol. I'll remember that...

oh honey, do you really want me to answer that?


um, I'm not sure anymore


i figured sex - you did see my hidden message as well though right?

if we play our cards right we can have both and that's better than either one seperately.

We shall take this office, cubicle by cubicle! Nothing shall stand in our way, although we may trip over unconscious people once in a while.
Well then, they aren't standing in our way then.

Although if we get too large we will need more people as keeping charge of that much space could lead to our being over thrown, my general.

Aye tink! how about you come to our cubicle fort and take over the office with us?

um, I'm not sure anymore


i figured sex - you did see my hidden message as well though right?

if we play our cards right we can have both and that's better than either one seperately.
you figured wrong and yes i did


okies:fluffle: :fluffle:

damn I can't keep anyone on my side... :(

oh well... Hey can I join you guys?

Aye tink! how about you come to our cubicle fort and take over the office with us?
i don't like to take sides before i know who's gonna win.....

damn I can't keep anyone on my side... :(

oh well... Hey can I join you guys?
We need an enemy, if you can find a proper replacement sure.

i don't like to take sides before i know who's gonna win.....
Fair enough, but right now resistance is little, our efforts look promising.

you figured wrong and yes i did


okies:fluffle: :fluffle:


maybe thats because you haven't had my sex :p


Well with your beauty and my... err your brains too we can rule this place!

maybe thats because you haven't had my sex :p


Well with your beauty and my... err your brains too we can rule this place!
But we have the fort, nothing can be taken over with the fort!

maybe thats because you haven't had my sex :p


Well with your beauty and my... err your brains too we can rule this place!
don't you even remember last night?! that hurts dude

okay it's two to two now I think - and having Tink is a surefire way to win. We have the whole office and you only have a cubicle. Things arent lookign too swell for you.

YOu might want to reconsider as things get lonely in there and me and Tink are out here demonstrating the virtues of boy on girl delights.:p

okay it's two to two now I think - and having Tink is a surefire way to win. We have the whole office and you only have a cubicle. Things arent lookign too swell for you.

YOu might want to reconsider as things get lonely in there and me and Tink are out here demonstrating the virtues of boy on girl delights.:p
Hah ha! Look again my foe, it looks like you just hurt your ace in the hole!

don't you even remember last night?! that hurts dude


Yeah it hurts... ME! You are confusing me with someone else *cry and stuff*

Yeah it hurts... ME! You are confusing me with someone else *cry and stuff*
so you're not Mr 12 inches then? well that sucks :(

so you're not Mr 12 inches then? well that sucks :(


nope only 10 - sorry

oh unless you are talking about my tongue

and had that been me, you would never have forgotten.. NEVER!

Hah ha! Look again my foe, it looks like you just hurt your ace in the hole!


you have a dirty mind

nope only 10 - sorry

oh unless you are talking about my tongue

and had that been me, you would never have forgotten.. NEVER!
jeez, you can forget about later then, i need to find 12

and that's just plain wrong

you have a dirty mind
Or are you the one with the dirty mind?

*sneaks a shot with a rubber band at SB*

And as far as I can tell it's still two to one, Tink hasn't made any commitments yet!

Let's all have a wild orgy with lots of sex! :D

*Walks in.*

Sounds like fun to me!

Guess what guys, my stocks crashed! I'm not rich anymore.

*Looks down.*

Let's all have a wild orgy with lots of sex! :D

forget about the rest of you I'm voting for whatever Heavenly Sex wants to do!

Personally I think wild orgies are always best when they include lots of sex.

jeez, you can forget about later then, i need to find 12

and that's just plain wrong


Wait weren't we talkign about girth?

I can give you 12 if I fold it in half no problem.

but once you go tongue, you'll always be young.... or something.

*sits in the corner and watches them fight for a cubicle*

ye're mad out the lot of ye :D

Let's all have a wild orgy with lots of sex! :D*licks*

Hey guys the mattress barn down the street called and asked if we want any of their old floor displays for free since they are gettign new models.

I told them to send them all over and will let you have as many as you want if you let me check my email. /desperate

man I never ge the licks... *smells self*

nope showered

*looks in mirror*

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

man I never ge the licks... *smells self*

nope showered

*looks in mirror*

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh
:rolleyes: *licks*

Hey guys the mattress barn down the street called and asked if we want any of their old floor displays for free since they are gettign new models.

I told them to send them all over and will let you have as many as you want if you let me check my email. /desperate
Your never getting in here! ....Hey look hot coffee! I like this new cubicle, has coffee, and a liguid heater, along with tons of snacks!

*sits in the corner and watches them fight for a cubicle*

ye're mad out the lot of ye :D
*cackles*

jibberyjibberyjibberyzhoooooooo!

man I never ge the licks... *smells self*

nope showered

*looks in mirror*

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

*licks*;)

:rolleyes: *licks*


pity licks? hell I'll take what I can get. :p

*cackles*

jibberyjibberyjibberyzhoooooooo!

*pulls out a rocket launcher and takes the cubicle by force*

Your never getting in here! ....Hey look hot coffee! I like this new cubicle, has coffee, and a liguid heater, along with tons of snacks!


but think of it

matress fortification is sturdy and comfortable.

dammit make someone else a foe! :D

*licks*;)


oh more pity licks!

I should try the pity ploy more often.


Dammit noone ever gives me money or showers me with praise

wah wah wah
:( :( :(

but think of it

matress fortification is sturdy and comfortable.

dammit make someone else a foe! :D
and the new foe is ..............


I LOVE ORANGES!!!! Congratulations on your most recent selection on being foe from the cubicle fort. And come on in SB, we can always make more room! but you still don't get to check your email

[cheezy announcer voice]A great time will be had by all in the cubicle fort, as they work their way to office dominaaaaaation[/cheezy announcer voice]

*looks for girls my age to dance with*
(who the hell is 12 or 13?)

and the new foe is ..............


I LOVE ORANGES!!!! Congratulations on your most recent selection on being foe from the cubicle fort. And come on in SB, we can always make more room! but you still don't get to check your email

[cheezy announcer voice]A great time will be had by all in the cubicle fort, as they work their way to office dominaaaaaation[/cheezy announcer voice]


Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
:fluffle: *licks* :fluffle:

*licks Oranges on the way in*

*calls in the mattress reinforcements but only gives NoF one of them because he wont let me check my email. Gives the rest of them to I Love Oranges*

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
:fluffle: *licks* :fluffle:

*licks Oranges on the way in*

*calls in the mattress reinforcements but only gives NoF one of them because he wont let me check my email. Gives the rest of them to I Love Oranges*
One mattress is fine, as these walls get torn down they make great fortifications, any more than one mattress and it would be way to crowded.

One mattress is fine, as these walls get torn down they make great fortifications, any more than one mattress and it would be way to crowded.

you have an annoying habit of seeing the silver lining when I try to make it overcast for you. ;)

*looks for girls my age to dance with*
(who the hell is 12 or 13?)
*avoids licking*

*fails to find girls my age, goes to find the pizza*

you have an annoying habit of seeing the silver lining when I try to make it overcast for you. ;)
I live where it rains all the time so I love it when it's cloudy.:p

*avoids licking*
*licks*




Tink, I'm not licking the little kid you sicko

i love the rain myself

rain makes me happy when skys are grey

*licks Tink deep and long*

my favorite flavour!

and the new foe is ..............


I LOVE ORANGES!!!! Congratulations on your most recent selection on being foe from the cubicle fort. And come on in SB, we can always make more room! but you still don't get to check your email

[cheezy announcer voice]A great time will be had by all in the cubicle fort, as they work their way to office dominaaaaaation[/cheezy announcer voice]

*aims rocket launcher at cubicle but it fires out the other way blowing up the water cooler*

oops, had it the wrong way round

ps. who is on my team?

Is it too late to crash this crazy party with a quart of eggnog and a 60 ounce bottle of rum?

This thread should've been an orgy by now...you've all been very, very unnaughty!

Is it too late to crash this crazy party with a quart of eggnog and a 60 ounce bottle of rum?

This thread should've been an orgy by now...you've all been very, very unnaughty!
Come, join us in the cubicle fort, we will take over the office!

*aims rocket launcher at cubicle but it fires out the other way blowing up the water cooler*

oops, had it the wrong way round

ps. who is on my team?
*throws a ballon full of coffee on the rodket launcher, frying its' circuts, thus ruining it*

ps, as far as I know, yourself

Is it too late to crash this crazy party with a quart of eggnog and a 60 ounce bottle of rum?

This thread should've been an orgy by now...you've all been very, very unnaughty!


Yeah! You are always welcome - it's the day after the party and we are all supposed to be workign but it seems noone ever went home and now people are makign forts out of cubicles.

Someone tried to start an orgy and I was all for it but I think it was said by someone talking in their sleep . I believe they passed right back out.

*licks Sinner*

Is it too late to crash this crazy party with a quart of eggnog and a 60 ounce bottle of rum?

This thread should've been an orgy by now...you've all been very, very unnaughty!

I must agree with Sinuhue on this one, I'm surprised this thread isn't one massive NS orgy as well.

*aims rocket launcher at cubicle but it fires out the other way blowing up the water cooler*

oops, had it the wrong way round

ps. who is on my team?

It seems someone has blessed the cubicle fort with good fortune, possibly done by a nation of fortune, as noone seems to be able to over come it's mighty defenses.

It seems someone has blessed the cubicle fort with good fortune, possibly done by a nation of fortune, as noone seems to be able to over come it's mighty defenses.
*shifty eyes*

You! SB! Make a break for the snacks! I'll cover you!

*grabs rubber bands*

I must agree with Sinuhue on this one, I'm surprised this thread isn't one massive NS orgy as well.
Well, lucky for everyone that I've brought a big pot of chocolate fondue...*whips out a tray of strawberries and assorted fruit*...I say we start eating these off one another, and see how things go:)

Is it too late to crash this crazy party with a quart of eggnog and a 60 ounce bottle of rum?

This thread should've been an orgy by now...you've all been very, very unnaughty!
*licks*

*throws a ballon full of coffee on the rodket launcher, frying its' circuts, thus ruining it*

ps, as far as I know, yourself

fine, i'll do it myself
*aims a new rocket launcher (good thing i keep a spare) correctly at the cubicle* hand over the cubicle or die, i will except Aerou, Tink and Sinuhue as a trade for ye not dying though

and as for the orgy, we just didn't think it would be the same without you Sinuhue

fine, i'll do it myself
*aims a new rocket launcher (good thing i keep a spare) correctly at the cubicle* hand over the cubicle or die, i will except Aerou, Tink and Sinuhue as a trade for ye not dying though
*shoots rubber band up tube, blowing up the rocket inside of the tube*

*wakes up hungover and buried beneath a scorched Crimbo tree, a dead donkey and several thousand feet of streamers*

*rolls over onto pile of JD bottles*

Hmm...what happened? I was just finishing this quarter's figures for marketing, then...it all goes blank.

*looks around at office in a state of disarray*

Oh. Office Christmas Party, right?

*finds keg*

Well, lucky for everyone that I've brought a big pot of chocolate fondue...*whips out a tray of strawberries and assorted fruit*...I say we start eating these off one another, and see how things go:)

*hoards all the strawberries*

mine... aaalllll mine... my precioussss....

*hisses at anyone who comes near*

*shoots rubber band up tube, blowing up the rocket inside of the tube*

*laughs* that was the fake, this is the indestructible one filled with indestructible bullets :D
now surrender or die!!!

Well, lucky for everyone that I've brought a big pot of chocolate fondue...*whips out a tray of strawberries and assorted fruit*...I say we start eating these off one another, and see how things go:)

Hooray!

*drizzles chocolate on Sinuhue and licks it off*

and as for the orgy, we just didn't think it would be the same without you Sinuhue
Just for that kind remark, I offer to be the naked buffet table!

*laughs* that was the fake, this is the indestructible one filled with indestructible bullets :D
now surrender or die!!!
well, the only problem with me handing them over is I let them choose their own side, and I have a policy of freedom of choice, so I guess, you'll have to kill me, and all of us in the cubicle.

forget this war

*bashes NoF over the head with his PC tower and runs away with it. hangs out with the fine ladies and offers himself up as a sex toy to all the ladies*

I taste great when dipped in chocolate too girls.

Just for that kind remark, I offer to be the naked buffet table!
woohoo!


*resists urge to make vile joke about 'eating out'*

Just for that kind remark, I offer to be the naked buffet table!

and I want to be the naked tablecloth

hehehe

well, the only problem with me handing them over is I let them choose their own side, and I have a policy of freedom of choice, so I guess, you'll have to kill me, and all of us in the cubicle.

*starts drinking*
i can't take this pressure

and I want to be the naked tablecloth

hehehe
Mmmmm....that places you nicely on top...

*starts drinking*
i can't take this pressure
and the real purpose behind the cubicle ordeal is revealed.

I taste great when dipped in chocolate too girls.
*hangs the pineapple rings off off Sumamba*

*resists urge to make vile joke about 'eating out'*
Yes, were Carn here, he'd not resist for a moment:)

woohoo!


*resists urge to make vile joke about 'eating out'*
Give in.....go on, you know you want to....tell the joke, everyone will laugh at your punny witicism...honeessttt....

maybe later on we can do some chocolate finger painting on Sinner

:fluffle:

*Empties out a recycling bin and places it on his head*

The cubicle fort will remain mine!

*hangs the pineapple rings off off Sumamba*

now the game becomes - how can you get them off without using your hands, or tongs?

maybe later on we can do some chocolate finger painting in Sinner

:fluffle:
Fixed.

Uh-oh...my RL Christmas party is beginning *looks at her clothes lying crumpled on the floor*...um...Sumamba, could you clean me up before I go?:fluffle:

now the game becomes - how can you get them off without using your hands, or tongs?
OR mouth:)

now the game becomes - how can you get them off without using your hands, or tongs?
or we could take bets on how long you can keep them there

Fixed.

Uh-oh...my RL Christmas party is beginning *looks at her clothes lying crumpled on the floor*...um...Sumamba, could you clean me up before I go?:fluffle:

Tongue painting?

*diligently gets every inch of your body cleaned up using only my tongue - not a crack or crevasse left unlicked*

Have fun!!!!!!

I missed the christmas party?
Fook.

OR mouth:)


LMFAO!

I was hoping the mouth was goign to be the tool of choice.

I missed the christmas party?
Fook.
You kidding? This party will continue until...at least February. 2012.

or we could take bets on how long you can keep them there


hehehe - I don't think they will go anywhere with all you sexies hanging out around me

I missed the christmas party?
Fook.

I missed the party and came in on the day after, heh. They're apparently all *supposed* to be working :)

*wakes after being hit with some projectile*
Sp. .spi..spiders wanted me to tapdance!
ughhghguh. . .Wha th'hell wassat?
[read in Monty Python king Arthur voice]JESUS CHRIST!!![/voice]
It's a damn warzone!
Hmm, i am liking that fort. Hey, wait a minute, was that once Stalin's cube/a bar/a bear pit/full of vodka?

*Arrives fashionably late and suitably high*
Hiiii...some party? Wow... that photocopier, copies?

I missed the party and came in on the day after, heh. They're apparently all *supposed* to be working :)
we are working, and we're working damn hard too! i#m just going over Sinuhue's figure(s) as we speak

i love the rain myself

rain makes me happy when skys are grey
Ditto. The rain is always a pleasure.

*Arrives fashionably late and suitably high*
Hiiii...some party? Wow... that photocopier, copies?
*licks*

*wakes after being hit with some projectile*
Sp. .spi..spiders wanted me to tapdance!
ughhghguh. . .Wha th'hell wassat?
[read in Monty Python king Arthur voice]JESUS CHRIST!!![/voice]
It's a damn warzone!
Hmm, i am liking that fort. Hey, wait a minute, was that once Stalin's cube/a bar/a bear pit/full of vodka?
Come, come my bretheren into the saftey of he cubicle fort, now with a mattress!